1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:05,005 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:08,133 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:11,595 ♪ But where are those Good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,389 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:18,227 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,522 ♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,106 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,858 ♪ Laugh and cry! ♪ 9 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:30,989 {\an8}♪ He's a family guy! ♪ 10 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,249 {\an8}Hell of a costume, Peter. 11 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,663 {\an8}You don't think I can get away with it? 12 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,377 {\an8}When this was written? No. 13 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,920 {\an8}When it airs? Probably. 14 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,129 {\an8}Ah, I'm not gonna chance it. 15 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,881 {\an8}Happy Halloween, Peter! 16 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,675 {\an8}Oh, but when she does it, it's fine! 17 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,177 {\an8}My culture is not your costume! 18 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,804 Happy Halloween, fellas! 19 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,007 What are you supposed to be? 20 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,599 Who's Kittredge? 21 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:59,434 Seriously? Beau Kittredge? 22 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:00,727 {\an8}Six club titles, 23 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:01,853 {\an8}seven world titles, 24 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,522 {\an8}five AUDL titles, 25 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,857 {\an8}and was the AUDL MVP twice! 26 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,568 {\an8}He's the Michael Jordan of Ultimate! 27 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:08,735 {\an8}Ultimate what? 28 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,779 {\an8}"Ultimate what"? Ultimate Frisbee! 29 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:11,863 {\an8}Then say that! 30 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,865 {\an8}Whoo! 31 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:17,286 {\an8}Beau Kittredge, second-best Ultimate player next to Jimmy Mickle. 32 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,789 {\an8}Joe, I am this close to absolutely freaking losing it. 33 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,332 {\an8}Who are you supposed to be? 34 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,126 {\an8}Really? 35 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,545 {\an8}Guy Berryman. 36 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,589 {\an8}The bassist from Coldplay? 37 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:31,383 {\an8}Joe, nobody knows who the bassist from Coldplay is. 38 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,759 {\an8}Is that so? 39 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,013 {\an8}Why don't you say that to men experiencing reduced testicle size 40 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,098 {\an8}due to middle-aged testosterone loss? 41 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:41,184 {\an8}Whoa! Guy Berryman! Nice! 42 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,269 {\an8}Thanks. 43 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,021 {\an8}And, uh, sorry about your balls. 44 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:47,607 {\an8}I can't believe I have to spend Halloween with these idiots. 45 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,153 {\an8}Oh, my God! Brian! We're saved. 46 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,738 {\an8}A guest and I are invited 47 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:55,866 {\an8}to the Block Island Ferry Halloween Masquerade Ball! 48 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,534 {\an8}Are you dying? I'm dead. 49 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,494 {\an8}I don't know. That's pretty far away. 50 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,204 {\an8}It's always the party of the year. 51 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,914 {\an8}Eddie Redmayne might be going. 52 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,416 {\an8}Why would Eddie Redmayne be going? 53 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,625 {\an8}He might be going. 54 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,794 {\an8}Plus, every hot socialite will be there. 55 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:11,632 {\an8}It's a who's who of women who have plowed through cafés in G-Wagons. 56 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,050 {\an8}Oh, damn, socialites? 57 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,218 {\an8}Could be a good content collab sesh. 58 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,803 {\an8}Get the brand out there. I'm in. 59 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,764 {\an8}Now I almost don't want to take you. 60 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,349 {\an8}How do you get invited to this stuff? 61 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,684 Because I'm a little pickleball slut, Bri. 62 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,686 Trust me, this will be the biggest social event 63 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,521 since Diddy's white party. 64 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,234 Oh, my God, I can't believe I wore eggshell. 65 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:32,944 This is so embarrassing. 66 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:34,655 Eh, probably no one will remember. 67 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,573 There's kind of a lot of other stuff going on. 68 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,660 ...and then I remember 69 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,745 walking past a baby 70 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,456 dressed in eggshell instead of white. 71 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,252 Order! Order! 72 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,129 You ruined my daughter's picture! 73 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,472 {\an8}What exactly are our costumes again? 74 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,599 {\an8}You're one of the guys railing Nicole Kidman, 75 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,685 {\an8}and I'm Tom Cruise watching from the balcony, 76 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,853 {\an8}but I'm all like, "Oh, I was gonna do that." 77 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,605 Help! 78 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,399 I can't swim! 79 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,401 Oh, my God! We're coming to get you, buddy! 80 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,736 Last call for the Block Island Ferry 81 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,822 Halloween Masquerade Ball. 82 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,574 Once we jump in, there's no way we're gonna make it to that party. 83 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:20,863 I was just thinking that, but... 84 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,907 -I mean, we have to... -Yeah, you're right. We gotta save him. 85 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,287 Even if the tuxes get wet. 86 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,618 What does that have to do with it? 87 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,874 Well, that Mr. Tux was not thriving. 88 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,252 I don't think they survive two water-damaged suits. 89 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,337 So, if we save the man, we're killing a business. 90 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,755 But we clearly have to save him. 91 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,639 No, yes, of course. We just have to make peace 92 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,092 with the Mr. Tux of it all. 93 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,261 Please! I can't make it much longer! 94 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,387 Yeah, we got you. 95 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,552 We're not the type of guys who'd let a man drown. Come on! 96 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,836 And a special Block Island Ferry welcome 97 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:48,019 to Eddie Redmayne, who is definitely here. 98 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,271 Help! 99 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,566 We save him now, he's likely got brain damage. 100 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,734 His poor family's burden for life. 101 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,445 His poor family, Bri. 102 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:59,698 -My jeans are getting very heavy! -We're talking! 103 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,533 Seriously, Stewie? I'm saving him! 104 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,996 And another Block Island Ferry welcome 105 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,290 to the fringe members of the new cast 106 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:11,209 of Socialites with Low Self-Esteem! 107 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:12,878 This guy's a vegetable. Let's go. 108 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,715 Tinsley? I think you hit something. 109 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,092 Shut up, also Tinsley, you bitch! 110 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,436 What happened? Where are we? 111 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,813 I remember that SUV hitting us. 112 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,065 Hey, buddy? Are... are we dead? 113 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,359 Oh, wow, yeah. We're dead? 114 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,195 No, I'm asking you if we're dead. 115 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,650 What's the last thing you remember? 116 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:43,074 Uh, having ice cream, then driving my family off a cliff. 117 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,785 Yeah. Wow. 118 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,247 I think it's good we're not going where he's going. 119 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,011 What is this place? 120 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,981 It appears we're in some sort of afterlife waiting room. 121 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,465 We... We're going to Heaven, right? 122 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,152 I think so. We had a speed bump with that drowning guy, 123 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,863 -but it's the whol... -The whole life, yeah. It's gotta be. 124 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,033 Guy in a Boy Scout uniform, could go either way. 125 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,536 Beady-eyed gymnastics doctor, same. 126 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,621 Stewie and Brian? 127 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:30,705 Right this way. 128 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:33,708 -Phew. -Seventy-two virgins coming my way! 129 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,836 Isn't that an extremist Muslim thing? 130 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:39,172 I kinda cherry-pick the virgin stuff from all religions. 131 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,229 Welcome to Hell. 132 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,280 Did they bring you in through the Heaven door? 133 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,568 I love when they do that. 134 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,403 Aw! We're in Hell? 135 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,737 Yep. The very one. 136 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,073 Hades. The "Hotel California." 137 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,408 Isn't that right, Glenn Frey? 138 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:10,370 It's true. I'm here 'cause I screwed Don Felder out of a lot of money. 139 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,789 -Who's Don Felder? -Exactly! 140 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,708 -And who are you? -Ouch. 141 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,633 There must be some mistake. We don't belong in Hell. 142 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,803 Yeah, seems like a pretty stiff punishment for letting one guy drown. 143 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,221 Oh, sure, yeah. Hey, no problem. 144 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:31,391 I'll just, uh, check your file real quick, see if you belong here. 145 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:36,146 Oh, says you, uh, drugged and framed your babysitter? 146 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,898 Oh, that was like Season 4! 147 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:40,650 Right, okay. I guess old doesn't count... 148 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,110 ...to you. 149 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,320 Okay, let's see. 150 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:47,449 Ooh, uh, you also tried to drown Chris because your teddy bear was his first. 151 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,034 Remember that? I sure do. 152 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,828 One could say I saved Chris from drowning. 153 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,039 You're constantly trying to kill your mother, yeah? 154 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,874 That's actually written down here. 155 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,077 What's it like to hear that? 156 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,668 That's for the fans, baby! 157 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,312 Oh, for the fans, yeah. I think they're... they're over that one. 158 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,924 Um, you once left an overdosing Mother Teresa to die, didn't you? 159 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,594 Hey, you wanna sing and dance, you gotta pay the band, baby! 160 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,764 You punctuated two sentences in a row with "baby." 161 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,265 Yes, I instantly regretted that. 162 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,433 Are you gonna do Brian? 163 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,851 Oh, Brian? Yeah, sure. 164 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,562 Uh, let's see, Brian, Brian... 165 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,190 You abandoned your wife because she had cancer. 166 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,650 Wow! What? 167 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,902 That's not true. It was after she beat cancer. 168 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,029 After she gained a little weight, maybe? 169 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,947 Uh, it was a lot of weight. 170 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,487 Maybe put that in the file. 171 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,785 Ah, okay. Good suggestion. Noted. 172 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,704 You both beat a man to death with a bat on Christmas Eve. 173 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,873 Oh, you're making it sound worse than it was. 174 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,208 And Brian, 175 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,873 remember how you pissed everyone off in that episode where you died? 176 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,295 People got tattoos of you, man. 177 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,673 What? Maybe some losers did. 178 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,174 Hey, buddy? 179 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,469 Well, I'll be damned. 180 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,679 Yeah, me too. 181 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,097 Ha! Nice! 182 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,890 You guys definitely belong here. 183 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,977 All right, let me show you to your eternal Hell stations. 184 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,188 All right. 185 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,649 This elevator takes us to the various depths, 186 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,317 or circles of Hell, 187 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,611 as Dante referred to them in Dante's Inferno. 188 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:07,904 Oh, love Dante. 189 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,864 Every stanza. Great stanzas. 190 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,700 Dante Cos-stanza, should be. 191 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,326 Ugh, is this guy serious? 192 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,578 Yeah, welcome to my Hell, buddy. 193 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,501 Beelzebub, et cetera. 194 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,628 Sorry, I'll catch the next one. 195 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:25,922 What is going on here? 196 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,674 Oh, we're, uh, doing an orientation 197 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,343 for people who are still alive but definitely heading here soon. 198 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,181 Oh, my God, is that Jamie Lee Curtis? 199 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,425 Why would she come here? She did a bunch of good stuff. 200 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,103 Yeah, but it's getting a bit much, right? 201 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,396 -Lately? -Well, I mean... 202 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:42,814 Am I wrong? 203 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,524 Is it not getting a bit much? 204 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:45,775 I'll make you a deal. 205 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,944 You look me in the eye and tell me, in all honesty, 206 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,864 that she is not getting a bit much and we will let her go. 207 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,742 I... 208 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:54,951 I... I can't do that. 209 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,912 Hey, are there any other celebrities down here that would surprise us? 210 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,831 Uh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I got a great one. 211 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:02,959 Recognize this guy? 212 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,295 Is that Jimmy Carter? What is he doing here? 213 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,630 I had pie for breakfast once. 214 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,759 -Jimmy. -I maybe said "crap" a few times. 215 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,093 James Carter? 216 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:15,013 I built a house for every whore I banged. 217 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,347 There it is. 218 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,180 Oh, real quick. Uh, I wanted to show you the circle 219 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:22,103 for people who share Disney passwords with family and friends. 220 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,939 There should be a Super Hell for them. 221 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,820 I just don't get why they'd do that. It's such a fair price. 222 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,573 And think of all that content on Disney and Hulu. 223 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,576 Original shows and movies with new titles added daily. 224 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:37,952 And live sports. 225 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,704 Yeah, they got something for everyone. 226 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:43,208 Plus, name another streamer with this level of Hulu-larity! 227 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,663 Wow, Peter, what are you doing here? 228 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:48,213 In real life, I'm choking on a Now and Later that I refused to chew. 229 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,506 People think I'm gonna die. 230 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,633 -Why didn't you chew it? -Dared myself. 231 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,009 Oh, looks like I got it down. 232 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,344 I'm not gonna learn a lesson. 233 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,595 Bye, guys! 234 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:01,893 Hey, has there ever been someone who gets stuck in purgatory forever? 235 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,269 Yeah, Stephen Hawking. 236 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,188 Wow, really? Was he secretly bad? 237 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,564 Mm, no, no. 238 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,275 Uh, Heaven's just weirdly not ADA-compliant, 239 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,069 and, uh, he didn't want to come here. 240 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:15,240 Did I ever tell you that my wife, Eleanor, was a closeted lesbian? 241 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:19,536 Yes, Franklin, I remember yesterday's conversation. 242 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,413 My brain isn't in a wheelchair. 243 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:26,543 Here we are. Brian, this is your custom-tailored version of Hell. 244 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,669 Oh, doesn't seem so bad... 245 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,505 What was that? What was that? 246 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,632 -Your Hell is July 4th. -Aw. 247 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,634 ♪ Cuatro de Julio ♪ 248 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,678 ♪ Cuatro de Julio ♪ 249 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,096 In a Latino neighborhood. 250 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,222 Aw! 251 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,015 And the Dodgers just won! 252 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,642 ♪ Cuatro de Julio ♪ 253 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,525 ♪ Cuatro de Julio ♪ 254 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,438 ♪ Cuatro de Julio... ♪ 255 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:50,400 You know what? I'm not minding this. 256 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,902 I'm gonna run over to Starbucks real quick. 257 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,238 Oh, this looks so fun! 258 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,573 What's good here? 259 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,825 "What's good"? You're not at a steakhouse. 260 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,827 Oh, wow, you have syrups? 261 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,203 How does she not know this? 262 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,956 Dear, if you allow me to go in front, I'll buy your coffee. 263 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,416 Can I try a sample? 264 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,001 Oh, my God. 265 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:10,837 Finally! 266 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,423 So, I'm ordering for everybody at work. 267 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,052 Oh, wait. This is my Hell, isn't it? 268 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,054 Oh, clever. Very clever. 269 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,557 Venti mocha for Georgia and... 270 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,892 Uh... 271 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,727 Sylvie forgot to write hers down. 272 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,061 I'll just call her. 273 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,190 Unbelievable. Why are you ordering for everyone at work, anyway? 274 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,483 We're having a party 'cause the Dodgers won. 275 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,360 ♪ Cuatro de Julio ♪ 276 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,524 ♪ Cuatro de Julio ♪ 277 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,276 I'm starting to see how that could bug a guy. 278 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,032 All right, I have, uh, 279 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,988 stacks of paperwork waiting for me. 280 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,448 I'll leave you guys to get uncomfortable. 281 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,908 Hey, I think we've had enough for today. 282 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,330 We're ready to go to our rooms. 283 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,498 Oh, there are no rooms, no. There's just, uh, 284 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,626 cots in the Superdome. Bye! 285 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,507 All right, not ideal, but could be worse. 286 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,718 -What's that? -The Saints just won! 287 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,681 This is terrible. 288 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,601 Yeah, but the NFC South is kinda ours for the taking now. 289 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,102 Where are the bathrooms? 290 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:12,440 Oh, there are no bathrooms, but we can use any box we find. 291 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:17,946 The KFC $5 boxes are the perfect size, but they go pretty quick. 292 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:26,746 Hey! Flint water! Get your Flint, Michigan water here! 293 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,956 Flint water! 294 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,415 Ugh. This sucks. 295 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,918 It does suck. We deserve better, right, guys? 296 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,962 Well, it's not in my nature to complain. 297 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,588 You see, I was a priest. 298 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,382 Okay, I don't want to hear the rest. 299 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,509 No, no, no. I cheated on my taxes. 300 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,593 Oh, that's not that bad. 301 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,930 Yeah, I'm not a sicko. The children I molested were girls. 302 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,390 Yeah, let's move past that guy. 303 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,517 How about you, Victorian guy? What did you do? 304 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,937 I stared longingly at a married woman's wrists. 305 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,438 That's not even illegal anymore! 306 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,982 I'm also Jack the Ripper. 307 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,108 Okay, blowing by that. 308 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,235 You, lady with crazy eyes, what did you do? 309 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,862 I'm Catholic and I ate meat on a Friday. 310 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,239 Pfft, you don't belong here. 311 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,866 I also strangled 19 nursing students to death. 312 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,953 Okay, everybody? Let's just say the second thing, okay? 313 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,871 Hell doesn't have to be this bad! 314 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,792 Yes, there's a cot reserved for the MyPillow guy's likely very-soon death. 315 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,752 Why isn't anyone calling him about bedding? 316 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,839 I'm over here sleeping on a freakin' lumpy pancake pillow! 317 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,924 It's Hell. We can't do anything about it. 318 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,301 Oh, yeah? Why can't we? 319 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,635 You and I could fight him. 320 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,846 Well, sure, but how could we get anyone to join us? 321 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,098 I think I know a way. Watch this. 322 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:31,436 The Devil wants Matt Rife to perform an hour with no crowd work! 323 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,063 -That's impossible! -He doesn't have the material! 324 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,733 My wife thought he was handsome. That's why I killed her. 325 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,573 -What do we want? -Now! 326 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,950 -And when do we want it? -Better Hell! 327 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,114 All right, we'll work on it. 328 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,454 Boy, there's a lotta dingbats in Hell, huh? 329 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,914 Oh, what's all this, now? What are you doing? 330 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,291 We have some complaints! 331 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,460 Oh, for crying... Come on, what? 332 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,170 My torture gives me anxiety, 333 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,589 so I want a mental health break like Simone Biles. 334 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,758 No, no, we love her. Let's not drag her into this. 335 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,426 I have to push a rock up a hill, 336 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,761 and I'd like it to be untimed 337 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,929 because I have ADD and I learn differently. 338 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,890 Okay, that's enough from Gen Z. Anybody else? 339 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,892 We want the age of consent lowered! 340 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,894 -He's not with us. -I came with these two. 341 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,562 Yeah, I'm not gonna, like, tell a guy 342 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,689 he can't walk in the same direction as me. 343 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,525 All right, I've had enough. 344 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,319 Everyone out. I'm too busy for this. 345 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,445 Well, just get some help. 346 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,068 "Oh, get some help." Yeah, yeah, I haven't thought of that before. 347 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,198 Everyone here is lazy. 348 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,528 I used to have all the gays helping 349 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,826 and being super mean in funny ways, they ruled, 350 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,537 and then somebody decided it's not a sin so I lost 'em! 351 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,790 Oh, boo-hoo. Cowboy up, man. 352 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,454 You know what? You know what? It's fine. 353 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,872 You guys think you can do a better job? 354 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,754 Here. Here you go, take the thing, I'm done. I quit! 355 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,130 Enjoy this thankless job! 356 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,677 Whoa, we're in charge of Hell? 357 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,841 Well, one thing's for sure. 358 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,973 This is gonna make a great 1980s ABC promo. 359 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,058 Tonight... 360 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,477 Whoa, we're in charge of Hell? 361 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,979 Stewie and Brian are damned for eternity, 362 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,065 but is it too much for the Devil? 363 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,275 I quit! Enjoy this thankless job! 364 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,069 Things are really heating up 365 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,488 on an all-new Family Guy. 366 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,572 {\an8}Then... 367 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,282 {\an8}Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 368 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,368 Every time you go into business, you take a risk. 369 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,746 You killed everyone I ever loved. 370 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,831 Susan Lucci... 371 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,999 You don't have to be gentle, I won't break. 372 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,794 Lady Mobster. Next Sunday. 373 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,010 All right, Bri, what should our first changes be 374 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,179 as the new Devil and Devil's assistant? 375 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,503 Wait, wouldn't we be co-Devils? 376 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,642 Oh, sure, co-Devil, yeah. Like "Co-Devil and The Deep Blue Sea." 377 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,310 "Co-deviled ham sandwich." 378 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,854 "Oh, God! You co-Devil." 379 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,772 You hear that? You hear how dumb that sounds? 380 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,024 Okay, fine. Now, what do we say to this crowd? 381 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,734 Shoot from the hip. No bad ideas. 382 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,654 Uh, well, what about alternate side of the street parking? 383 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,240 All right, so we've established there are bad ideas. 384 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,616 I'm just priming the pump. 385 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,286 Oh, maybe, instead of it being "The Devil you know," 386 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,955 we make it fun. "The Devil. You know?" 387 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,248 That's terrible. 388 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,167 Hey! We're the new Devils. 389 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,793 And by the time we're through here, 390 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,171 it's not gonna be, "The Devil you know," 391 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,590 it's gonna be, "The Devil. You know?" 392 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,177 They like our ideas! 393 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,053 We're gonna be the people's Devils. 394 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,722 How can we improve Hell? 395 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,348 Hell is too hot! 396 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,683 It is very hot. 397 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:16,930 We're gonna get air conditioning! 398 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,895 Yes! Everyone is getting A/C! 399 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,646 Central or forced air? 400 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,524 We don't... we don't have to get into the weeds right out of the gate. 401 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,109 We want forced air! 402 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,356 Okay, okay. 403 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,960 Maybe somebody can explain to our friend 404 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:31,115 that "forced air" describes the air distribution system, 405 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,450 basically, duct work, 406 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,161 whereas "central air" is specific to the cooling part. 407 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,621 So it's gonna be central? 408 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,830 We're gonna figure it out. 409 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,957 All right, no more A/C questions! Now, what else? 410 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,419 We hate commutes. We want to be tortured at home! 411 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,172 -Done. -And all torture is voluntary now. 412 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,424 But we can choose it if we want? 413 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,384 Yes, Lee, you can choose it. 414 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,596 And say goodbye to poop boxes, 'cause we're getting toilets! 415 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:59,018 And everyone is getting little gold necklaces with their names in cursive. 416 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,811 I'm a woman, so I love that! 417 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,397 And in the downtown area, we're gonna ban cars. 418 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:07,109 Hell is gonna be walkable and full of cute cafés and bistros! 419 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,237 I'm another woman, so I love that! 420 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,074 We're doing great! 421 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,576 Hey, would you mind getting me a grande iced caffè mocha? 422 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,370 I can't go back in there. 423 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,501 That didn't sound fun. 424 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,044 Let's just say the zoning board 425 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,214 won't approve a mixed-use commercial/torture space. 426 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,299 Where are we at with the additional A/C units? 427 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,634 On hold with Carrier. 428 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,090 I apologize for the wait. 429 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,304 I am gonna have to put you on hold once more. 430 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,847 I've been on hold for two hours! 431 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,015 This is unacceptable! 432 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,601 I'm the Devil! Maybe I take my business elsewhere. 433 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,140 Sir, this is Carrier. 434 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:45,439 If you can think of even one single other air conditioner brand, 435 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,983 then be my guest. 436 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,649 Fine, I'll hold. 437 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,276 Carrier. We dare you to think of 438 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,949 even one single other air conditioner brand. 439 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,536 I have your 6:15 appointment. 440 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,079 I'm sorry, what was this about? 441 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,916 Yeah, I noticed that the commissary only has Oroweat bread now. 442 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,252 Right. In order to pay for all these new changes, 443 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,379 I had to let Oroweat sponsor everything. 444 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,506 Can we get another kind of bread? 445 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,799 That, uh... 446 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,176 That's the one thing we definitely cannot get. 447 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,639 I love Dave's Killer Bread. It has seeds and extra protein. 448 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,083 I love it too! It's not happening! 449 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,559 I signed a deal! Anything else? 450 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,270 Yeah, an A/C unit was just installed in my building, 451 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,564 and it's... it's a little cold now. 452 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,316 Hell's too cold for you now? 453 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,985 Fine. Here, have an Oroweat sweatshirt! 454 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,654 {\an8}Do you have this not in an XL? 455 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,947 {\an8}That's all they sent us! 456 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,450 Bri, I am exhausted. 457 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,410 Yeah, I think I'm done. This is too hard. 458 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,787 We gotta find the Devil and get him to take the job back. 459 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,457 Right. But where would a frustrated, middle-aged guy 460 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,793 who doesn't wanna be found, but kinda wants to be found go? 461 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,464 You're trying to pull everything. 462 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,053 Let the pitch take you where it wants. 463 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,635 -There you go. -What do you guys want? 464 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,308 We want you to be the Devil again. The job's too hard for us. 465 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,847 Why would I want to deal with all that 466 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,228 when I could just be in the cage hittin' freakin' rockets? 467 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,898 Look, Hell really needs you. 468 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,983 You know, I never even wanted to do this. 469 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,151 It was my dad's dream. 470 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,694 Yes, but you made it yours. 471 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,154 You're an amazing Devil. 472 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,448 No, I'm not. I used to be. 473 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,408 When I started here, I loved it. 474 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,662 It was small. I was working with my buddies from Ohio State. 475 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,497 It was all fire and torture. 476 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,624 But now, it's just... it's just exhausting. 477 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,167 It's all administrative stuff. 478 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,420 I came to Hell to start fires, not put 'em out. 479 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,339 Come on, let's make Hell awful again! 480 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,882 We can get red hats and everything! 481 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,968 Eh, I don't... That's not a bad idea, actually. I don't know. 482 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,554 Guys, I'm just tired of being bad all the time. 483 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:43,224 I wish I could do something good, even for one day. 484 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,726 What? Come on, man, you do lots of good stuff! 485 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,478 Yuck, yeah, right, like what? 486 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:51,023 Like, you're the only thing keeping Earth from being in complete anarchy. 487 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,274 Me? How? 488 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,359 Well, think about it. 489 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:57,196 Without you and the idea of Hell, imagine how people would behave? 490 00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,157 The threat of Hell is what makes a lot of people be good up there. 491 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,702 And even so, you're still doing a brisk business. 492 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,705 Don't you see? You're the one keeping it all in check. 493 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,249 Whoa, I guess I never thought of it like that. 494 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,458 Maybe you guys are right. 495 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,378 So, what do you say? You want your old job back? 496 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:19,135 I'd like to officially announce that I am back as the Devil. 497 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,512 Torture is no longer voluntary! 498 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,139 Can we still do it from home? 499 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,725 Nope! All torture is back in the office. 500 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,893 -Boo! -We hate you! 501 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,729 What's up with those flashes of Meg? 502 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:32,982 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 503 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,233 And thank you. 504 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,068 You know, you guys did a good thing. 505 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,611 You saved Hell. 506 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,822 So I'm gonna send you back up to Quahog 507 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,283 and give you another chance to turn those lives around. 508 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,243 Oh, thank you so much! 509 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,786 Brian, let's get out of here. 510 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,955 Grande iced caffè mocha for Stewie? 511 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,790 Oh, great. Now it's ready? 512 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,173 Wow, we're getting a second chance. 513 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,759 That's right, and we're gonna be a lot better this time. 514 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,844 Help! I can't swim! 515 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,513 All right, we're not gonna make the same mistake twice. 516 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,511 The Block Island Ferry Halloween 517 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,018 Masquerade Ball is about to depart. 518 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,854 I say we leave him and just be more careful crossing the street. 519 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,608 Look both ways. 520 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,943 I think that was the lesson we were supposed to learn.