1 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,938 MAN 1: Do we have the formalin bottles here? 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,041 MAN 2: They should be over there. 3 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,976 They're the ones labeled Fairchild. 4 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:11,812 MAN 1: Here they are. MAN 2: Yeah. 5 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:14,515 You have an extra one, too. 6 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,617 MAN 1: And Pathology knows this is coming up? 7 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,552 MAN 2: Yes. They've been notified. 8 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,491 DR. SPEINER: Uh, Shoe, you got to tuck these arms in. 9 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:24,692 NURSE: Okay, Doctor. I got it. 10 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,862 DR. SPEINER: You got to tuck the arms in, hon. 11 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:30,898 Atta girl. 12 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,909 ANESTHETIST: Blood pressure steady. 120 over 70. 13 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,144 DR. SPEINER: Good. 14 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:45,246 NURSE: Do you want me to get these? 15 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:49,183 DR. SPEINER: No. I'll get it all. Add some prime. 16 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:53,287 This is the angle. You see. It's a very small ear canal round the tip to this. 17 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,622 NURSE: I need a... DOCTOR: You bet. 18 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:57,991 You watch the left, the left arm when he... 19 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,694 NURSE: Yeah. DOCTOR: No, the left arm when he goes to the right... 20 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:08,302 DR. SPEINER: We lose this faded on prep, we're not going to cut the... 21 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,003 The first one's painless. 22 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:17,145 -DR. SPEINER: Are we ready? -Just give it a sec, Doctor. 23 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,447 -ANESTHETIST: Yes, sir. -DR. SPEINER: Hey, let me have the scope. 24 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,685 DR. SPEINER: Suction, please. 25 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,161 Okay, Keith, there it is. Come in and take a look at this. 26 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,529 See that small granular lesion down in there? 27 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,331 -Mmm, yeah. -That's the one. 28 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,467 Let's get a piece of that. Have a punch, please. 29 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,438 Well, when will we know? 30 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:49,610 Well, we should have this back on Monday. 31 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,379 It's going into the lab today. 32 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,248 Ah, Jesus, Gerry, she's gotta sweat out the whole weekend. 33 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,749 I don't think there's much we can do about it. 34 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,050 I know. Who's the pathologist? 35 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,486 Carlson. He's the best. 36 00:01:58,552 --> 00:01:59,753 Yeah, you're right. 37 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,158 -Hi. -Hi. 38 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,194 You got a stat from Dr. Carlson. 39 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,297 How's the traffic? 40 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:12,099 Oh, ho, typical Friday. It was just terrible. 41 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:15,068 -NICIAN: Is this your last pickup? -GIRL: Yes. 42 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,438 NICIAN: Well, it looks like I'll be here all weekend. 43 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,377 GILLIAN: Why does it take so long? 44 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:26,113 KEITH: It's complicated. It just takes time. 45 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,982 GILLIAN: Does Gerry have an opinion? KEITH: No. 46 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:34,755 -Do you? -I think it's benign. 47 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:39,360 I wish I could share that feeling. 48 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:40,761 It's what I think. 49 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,997 Are you going to tell Harv? 50 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,337 I'm not sure. 51 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:53,341 You know how he is, and he's been under such a lot of pressure lately 52 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,511 I'm really worried about him, Keith. 53 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,747 He's not been himself at all lately. 54 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,319 Are you going to tell anyone? 55 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:11,325 -What for? -Well, sometimes it... 56 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:14,762 If it's benign, I'll hit a C above top C. 57 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,497 No, no, not a great idea. 58 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:19,400 Oh, if it's malignant, they'll know soon enough about it anyway. 59 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:20,868 (CLEARING THROAT) 60 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,008 What if it is malignant? 61 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,545 We'll talk about that when we know. 62 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,616 I want to talk about it now. 63 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,818 Am I going to be able to sing again? 64 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,121 It depends. 65 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:44,958 That's why there's no use discussing it until we know. 66 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,860 And you won't know until Monday. 67 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,264 -No. -(COUGHS) 68 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,672 Would you like a quick cup of coffee? 69 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:33,240 No. I've got to get back. 70 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,309 Thank you so much, Keith. 71 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,281 Get some rest. Try not to talk too much. 72 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,584 That's easier said than done. 73 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,954 You sure you're all right? 74 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,456 -I'm fine. -I'll call you tomorrow. 75 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:50,658 Okay. Bye. 76 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,749 (DOG BARKING) 77 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,032 -Hi, Corey. -Hi, Gillian. 78 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,834 Any messages? 79 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:36,604 Ah, let's see, Josh called to that he will be staying at the 80 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,840 Beverly Hills and that he's bringing a friend. 81 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,843 -Anyone we know? -(LAUGHING) Do you know Fanny? 82 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,579 No. She's new. 83 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:48,549 Yeah. Ah, Kate called and said she'll be in at 10:30 on American. 84 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,484 Would you like me to pick her up? 85 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:53,153 No, I think I'll do that myself. 86 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,622 No tea? 87 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,724 Got a tickle in my throat, I just feel like water. 88 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:57,925 -Mmm. -What, what you making? 89 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,927 Ah, stew for tonight. 90 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:02,796 -It looks good. -Mmm, it is. 91 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,297 You know, the whole family is going to be in for 92 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,899 -dinner tomorrow night. -Mmm-hmm. 93 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,001 -Now, are we all set for Sunday? -Sure. 94 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,370 I don't need to talk about the torches for the beach. 95 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:12,372 -No. -And the band knows what time they're coming? 96 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,308 -Everything, darling. -Good. 97 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,277 You catching a cold or something? 98 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,413 I just think it's an allergy or something. 99 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,148 You wouldn't put onions in that stew? 100 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,016 (LAUGHS) 101 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,818 You know how Harvey is about onions. 102 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,688 Yeah. Windy. Ha. 103 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:32,526 (PHONE RINGS) 104 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:35,796 Yes, just a moment. Dr. Carlson, it's for you. 105 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,765 -I'll take it in there. -All right. 106 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,040 Dr. Carlson. 107 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,209 Hi, Phil, on that Fairchild biopsy. 108 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,410 Yeah, Keith. 109 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,980 -Yeah, I need a big favor. -What's that? 110 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:56,884 If it's possible, uh, to view it on Sunday, I could meet you in the lab. 111 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,110 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 112 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,683 Dude, all fixed. 113 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,653 -Push down on it, Dude. -Oh. 114 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,888 Pull forward on it, forward. 115 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,125 Bye, Harvey. 116 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,660 Goodbye, honey. 117 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,465 Thanks. I'd invite you guys in but... 118 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:46,600 Don't sweat it. 119 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,569 Yeah, thank you very much. 120 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:54,241 Dope factory on wheels. Jesus. 121 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,110 (INTERCOM BUZZING) 122 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,855 -Who is it? -Me, Corey. 123 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,957 -Me, who? -Mr. Fairchild. 124 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,593 I do hope you remember me. Open the gate, please. 125 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,369 Oh. Son of a bitch. 126 00:08:58,672 --> 00:08:59,940 (GROANS) 127 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,247 Terrific. 128 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,883 Jesus! 129 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,888 What the hell is with this. Friggin' sprinklers. 130 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,426 (PIANO PLAYING) 131 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,254 -Hello. -Mmm. 132 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,990 -You're all wet. -The friggin' sprinklers went off. 133 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,092 Ask me how my day was? 134 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,694 -How was your day? -I'm not going to tell you. 135 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,528 It all started this morning the minute I got in the car 136 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,164 I should have known. The damn thing, brand new, 137 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,398 sounds like it's making coffee. 138 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,901 (IMITATING CAR SPUTTERING) 139 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,803 You know if it had broken down before I got to the office 140 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:06,073 I could have saved myself this whole rotten day. Do you know where it is now? 141 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:10,277 It's on the yellow divider, in the middle of the Pacific coast highway, 142 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,279 somewhere down. Everybody's pissed off at me, 143 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,247 and I had to walk about a mile and a half 144 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,985 to find a pay phone to call the AA so that they would come and get the goddamn car. 145 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,552 Well, why couldn't you use the car phone? 146 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,722 You can't use a car phone when the engine is dead. 147 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,857 -It won't work. -Right! 148 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:28,095 Jesus, and then when I get to the office I find about 7,000 happy birthday cards. 149 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,263 Everybody is stunned that I'm going to be 60. 150 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,701 "Oh, we never thought you'd make it." (GRUMBLING) 151 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:37,404 Yeah. "Roses are red..." (LAUGHS) "Roses are red..." 152 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,407 Yeah, "Tulips are yellow, you're certainly getting to be a very old fellow." 153 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,910 That's from asshole, my secretary. 154 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,012 Jesus, and then she... Where the hell are my cigarettes? 155 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,080 Oh, I forgot. I gave them up. 156 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,249 Then she tells me that Bill and Bob are early for their two-hour appointment. 157 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,686 I want to tell you, I do not have any conception 158 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,823 as to how the hell they became multi-millionaires with those goddamn 159 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,758 marts all over the country. They are... 160 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:01,729 They have the aesthetic realization of a newt. 161 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,430 Jesus, they keep saying, "Oh, these are 162 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,799 "just supreme, wonderful, wonderful markets. 163 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,801 "We want them to look gorgeous." 164 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:11,438 They do not understand that a building and the structure and the materials themselves 165 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,807 can be aesthetically pleasing, for Christ's sake. 166 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,575 Because when they get what they want 167 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,277 and they tell me they want it beautiful and then they say, 168 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,947 "Well, what are we going to do with this space? What's that tower for?" 169 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,250 The tower's there because it's beautiful, asshole. 170 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,786 Jesus, a week and a half down the... 171 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,520 Do you know what... (LAUGHS) 172 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:30,190 What they want to put in front of the produce department? 173 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,492 A huge sign that says, "We Be Food." 174 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,562 -What? -You heard me. "We Be Food." 175 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,731 -What does it mean? -I don't know what the hell it means, 176 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:41,468 but Bill and Bob know what it means, because "They Be Dumb." 177 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,670 Jesus Christ, I should have been what I wanted to be, 178 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,906 a whore house piano player. I'll tell you something else, love. 179 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,341 I love ya, but I'm never going to make my 60th. 180 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,411 Harvey, why are you limping? 181 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,381 I lost my shoe running through the sprinklers, hit a rock in the ivy. 182 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,751 Probably broke my toe, again. 183 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,287 Christ, I don't know everything aches. Remember when I went last week 184 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,489 you know, to uh, uh, what's his name? 185 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,392 You know the ortho doctor for all those athletes? 186 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,028 And I said, why in the hell do all of my muscles ache 187 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,397 all the extremities... The joints, and my toe? 188 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,299 I never had pain in my toes before. 189 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,534 Take all of those damn tests. I see him this afternoon and he says, 190 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,604 it's probably bursitis or it could be 191 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:21,608 a mild arthritic condition common to people your age. 192 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,643 Unquote. 193 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,913 So, oh, and then he says the entire thing may be due to stress. 194 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,881 A couple hundred dollars, he says, I got stress. 195 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:31,418 For Christ's sake, everybody has stress. Stress is normal. 196 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,921 I'll give him stress. I'll put him with Bill and Bob for a week. 197 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,522 Now that be stress! 198 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,838 You know what it is? 199 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,008 Gout. 200 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,110 Well, stress can lead to gout. 201 00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,513 Oh, you're damn right it can. And, uh, there is no pain in the world like gout. 202 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,115 It has to be gout. 203 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,285 Right now I bet you that my uric acid count is 14 or 15. 204 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,554 Henry VIII didn't have 15. I got 15. 205 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,457 That asshole's giving me with the bursitis. He, he. 206 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,360 -Harvey. -Huh? 207 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:17,164 I know you feel lousy, but I have to tell you, you've never looked better. 208 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:21,168 Are you out of your mind? For god... Look at this body, it's falling apart. 209 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,503 Christ, I got on the scales this morning, and three pounds I've lost. 210 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,438 You're telling me that I never looked better? 211 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,707 -You're not 21. -Well, Jesus that's easy for you to say. 212 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:30,310 You're a hell of a lot younger than I am, and you're a dancer. 213 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,980 -I'm a singer. -Well, you dance a lot when you're singing. 214 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,081 -Come here. -What? 215 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,415 -Come here. -Don't break anything. 216 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,184 Now stop. Just stop, honey. 217 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,219 -Oh. -You're going to make yourself really sick. 218 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,254 (HARVEY LAUGHING) 219 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,891 GILLIAN: Look, why don't you take a nice warm shower, 220 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:47,494 put on a robe and come have a rest. You'll feel lots better. 221 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,164 Wanna sneak a peek at stiffy? 222 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,766 (CHUCKLES) 223 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,769 -You wanna? -Oh, God, do I wanna, but I... 224 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,075 Have your bath and we do a little change. We slip up the highway, 225 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,211 we got to Andre's and get one of those wonderful lobsters. 226 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,379 -Oh, honey, I'd love to. -A little candlelight dinner and the wine... 227 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,747 I was just thinking we'd stay in tonight, you know. 228 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,050 -Why? -Corey's got a great stew all. 229 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:13,786 I just told you about the gout you're telling me I'm going to eat that man's stew. 230 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,089 -Oh, Harv! -He is the serial killer. Jesus! 231 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,991 He did not put a single onion in it. 232 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,793 No, no, it's the other stuff that gives me the gout. The onions only make me fart. 233 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,731 I tell you now I eat that stuff, by midnight that room is a disaster area. 234 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,833 -Harvey. -Oh, come on, listen, love, please. 235 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,202 Jesus, after today. Come on, will ya? 236 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:33,573 God, I need a change. Some kind of a different ambiance. 237 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,209 Do you realize that for the last, what a month or something 238 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,278 we've just stayed home like a couple of old mopes that are 239 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,746 sitting in wheelchairs, ready to retire? 240 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,514 Well, honey, you're the one that wanted to stay home. 241 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,483 Well, I only stayed home because I thought you wanted to stay home. 242 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,419 Oh, please. Oh, come on, darling, please, come on. 243 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,024 You gotta be active, and... (MUMBLES) 244 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,526 Okay. I'll tell Corey. 245 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,228 But I'm going to take a rest first, okay. 246 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,796 Of course. 247 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,798 And I don't like the way you think. You think old. 248 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,833 You gotta change. You gotta get active, you know. 249 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,735 Remember that experiment with the mice. 250 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,905 You know, as long as they kept them moving their brains got bigger. 251 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,375 Hmm. 252 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,128 Thank you, my boy. 253 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,932 Once I had a better time. I can't remember when. 254 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,235 I'm sorry I was in such a rotten mood earlier, love. 255 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:39,772 Uh, I'm just. I can't figure out what the hell is wrong with me. 256 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,242 Why I feel... Anyway. 257 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:48,215 Put this little mother over here for now. You know what it may be, you know. 258 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,584 I have come, I hope, to a decision, that I may not, 259 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:56,889 if I ever live through Janice Kern's epic building 260 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,693 I may not design any more private homes after this thing, I tell you. 261 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:05,532 You know why? I formulated a theory that success breeds failure. 262 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:09,802 In this, you see, the more money you get, the more important the 263 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,105 private homes, at least, that you are going to do, 264 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,407 the more compromises you have to make. 265 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,842 And you know why? 266 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,944 You spend decades, like I did, trying to get famous 267 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,980 and getting clients that are richer and richer. 268 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,683 But the problem is, the client is always right. 269 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,785 You see. Because it's his money. He's never right. 270 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,321 But he's always right, because it's his money. 271 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,525 Anyhow, they equate personal taste in direct proportion 272 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,395 to the size of their bank account. And the more money they've got 273 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,764 the more they become the great arbiter. 274 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,467 You know, of what is exactly right. 275 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,769 And, and they don't know the hell the difference between 276 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,939 any aesthetic value and the function and the fine line between the two. 277 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,742 But they assume they know everything. 278 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,446 They assume that they know everything. 279 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,317 Jesus, just once I would love to be able to do a building 280 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,386 where I could say you know, like you would say, 281 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,822 "Ah, that's a bird. Or, or that's a net or that's a, 282 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,625 "you know, a Frank Lloyd Wright, well that's a Fairchild." 283 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:10,297 There's not one building that I can really say that about. 284 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,664 -No, I disagree with that. -You know? 285 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,767 Oh, come on, dear, Jesus Christ. Anyhow, 286 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:19,106 with Janice, who wouldn't know a munnion from a grunnion, for Christ's sake. 287 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,807 -A what? -A munnion. 288 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,009 -What's a munnion? -You know, a munnion. 289 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,778 A munnion is the large frame that holds, uh, you know what a... Don't you? 290 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:26,946 -Mmm-hmm. -I'll tell you what. 291 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,516 -Hey, come on. -Thank you. Anyhow, 292 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,918 she lives with... 293 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,820 Marries this poor old guy in his mid 70s or something 294 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,356 or other, you know, a sweet sugar daddy, and she... 295 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,825 What is she, in her 30s, early 30, I don't know. 296 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,460 Convinces him he's the world's greatest lover. 297 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,830 He tries to bury the herman every night, he croaks. 298 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,199 Well, what the hell else. And then bingo, she's a millionairess. 299 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,301 Hires me to build her mansion 300 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,637 and Jesus Christ, 301 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:54,141 every time, you know, she gives rise to the "couldn't we" syndrome. 302 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,008 You know, she's the original, "Mmm," girl. 303 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,946 That "Mmm that's lovely, mmm, mmm, that's lovely, but couldn't we..." 304 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:04,817 (CHUCKLES) Did I tell you what the hell happened to... 305 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:09,356 What, the day before yesterday, I designed a staircase of Lucite and steel 306 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,859 free floating, double helix, it would... Orgasmic. 307 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,329 It was so beautiful. It came out better than I even thought in my mind. 308 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,331 It would have rivaled the one in the Vatican, you know, 309 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,800 which has nothing to do with the one that I did, but anyway. 310 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,271 It's there. Now it's done and I... Oh, Jesus, it, it's getting 311 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:29,476 ready to be hung and she walks in with that, "Mmm, Harv, that's wonderful, 312 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,444 "that's lovely, Mmm." 313 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,946 "But couldn't we..." I went for her. So help me God 314 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,183 I was going to garret her and take 25 years. 315 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,617 Jesus Christ. 316 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,724 I've been chewing on the same piece of meat for about five friggin' minutes 317 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,493 and it's as tough as a Cossack's salad. 318 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,962 Where the hell is Andre? Andre! 319 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,865 -Oh, hon. -I can't believe this. Andre? 320 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,635 GILLIAN: Harvey. HARVEY: Wait a minute, hon. 321 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,804 Hi, Gillian. Hi, Harvey. 322 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,272 -Hi, Andre. -Is everything okay? 323 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,040 Mmm. Mmm. 324 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,642 How did you cook the lobster? 325 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,010 Well, uh, the chef cooks the lobster. 326 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,545 Well, how did he cook it? 327 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,681 Well, uh, I think he, uh, takes hot boiling water... 328 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,117 Uh-huh, he put it in boiling water. 329 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:14,287 Do you know what happens when you put a live lobster in boiling water? 330 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,257 Uh, he dies? 331 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,426 First he goes, (GROANS). 332 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:23,363 -Harvey. -You're eating a traumatized lobster. 333 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,266 Uh, you have another way to cook the lobster? 334 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,636 Take the pot, fill it with a couple of bottles of dry white wine, 335 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,239 turn the heat on, and when it's just lukewarm 336 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,507 you put the live lobster in the warm wine. 337 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:39,078 He likes that. That is one happy lobster. 338 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,781 Keep turning the heat up. By the time that the wine is bubbling, 339 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,683 the lobster doesn't give a shit. 340 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,117 You're eating a relaxed lobster. 341 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,419 Who doesn't give a shit? 342 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,621 -Hello, Holly. -Hello, not my best friends in life, 343 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,891 my fabulous neighbors. 344 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,495 I'm so crazy about you, and even you, Gil. 345 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,597 -Thanks a lot, Holly. -Oh, sure. 346 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,332 -Hello, Andre. -Hi, baby. 347 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,334 Listen, if you two aren't going to let me sell your house 348 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,203 why don't you just let me move in with you? Andre! 349 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,373 I mean, you could support me, I could... 350 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,375 I could retire. You could teach me about nutrition 351 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,644 I could just stand around glowing and regular. 352 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,212 Oh, it'd be great. 353 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,548 I think I'm going to go get a drink and let Andre fee me. 354 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,685 It's not such a bad deal. I sleep with him once a month. 355 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,588 Get three squares a week, free, whether I need it or not. 356 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,457 -Goodbye, Harvey. -Goodbye. 357 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,025 Gil, I'm in love with your husband. 358 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,794 I am, too, Holly. 359 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,264 Well, good. I'll see you at the party Sunday and I'll bring my pajamas. 360 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,766 Mmm, delicious. 361 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,203 As my mother used to say, she's mental. 362 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,505 (BOTH LAUGHING) 363 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,342 Is that all you're going to eat? The soup? 364 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,010 I don't feel very hungry, darling. 365 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,247 Are you all right? I mean, your voice sounds kinda funny. 366 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,383 You're not coming down with a cold or something, are you? 367 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,752 -No, I'm fine. -You know we got the tour in what, four weeks? 368 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,455 So don't screw that one up. Have you been vocalizing? 369 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,590 -Mmm-hmm. -Hmm. 370 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,626 I just think I have an allergy of some kind. 371 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,594 Oh, God, don't mention the word to me. Jesus! 372 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,130 Do you know I still have never breathed through both sides of 373 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,165 my nose at the same time? 374 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:10,202 60 damn years. Well, it was all of the tonsils and adenoids. 375 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,105 Regenerated five times, I had 'em. Well, you know that. 376 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,842 I think that's where I got those three mastoids. 377 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:19,312 Oh. Come on. Eat up. We're going to miss Josh. 378 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:24,484 Freeze! Let the girl go. 379 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,152 (GROANS) 380 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,955 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 381 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,162 I think he's adorable. 382 00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,598 Oh, he's wonderful. I wish he'd learn how to shave. 383 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:42,134 GILLIAN: Oh, I think that's the macho thing these days. You know, it kind of 384 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,870 defines the contours of the face. 385 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,805 HARVEY: Oh, bull, it's grubby. 386 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,207 -You all right? -No. 387 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,142 Sorta messed up the weekend, huh? 388 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,545 Yeah. What are we gonna do about that? 389 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,614 Mmm, well, we could start by me showing you the 390 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:58,150 finer points of Bourbon Street. 391 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,753 ANNOUNCER: Join us next week, when we see Tony Wilder go undercover... 392 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,154 I wonder if that was Fanny. 393 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,223 Who the hell is Fanny? 394 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,360 That's the young lady he's bringing down this weekend. 395 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,329 What, uh... Yeah, what happened to Pamela? 396 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:13,433 That was the last time. 397 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,469 Oh, you... He's going to wear it out. 398 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,870 (LAUGHS) 399 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,672 Not your son. 400 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,546 (INHALING) 401 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:27,680 (GROANING) 402 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,851 MAN 1: For those times when someone can't be there. 403 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,653 WOMAN: And cushiony. They are so... 404 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,389 MAN 2: There are some interesting statistics to support the belief 405 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,357 that some people are genetically predisposed to ulcers... 406 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,393 -Hon? -Mmm? 407 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,562 Can you turn the sound down a bit? 408 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:47,434 -Mmm? -Can you turn the sound down? 409 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,335 I'd like to talk. 410 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,538 MAN 2: ...the ratio of men to women with ulcers is two to... 411 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:01,681 I've been wondering if this tour is such a good idea. 412 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,083 What? What the hell... 413 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,785 Now, now, wait. Wait, wait, just hear me through. 414 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:09,656 You've been feeling poorly, and the shopping center isn't finished yet. 415 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,391 Oh, well, hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Do not blame this on me. 416 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,693 I'll be fine. 417 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,094 -Bullshit, Harvey. -No, no, really. 418 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,129 I've never seen you so unglued, hon. 419 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,236 -You wanna know what it is? -Oh, I know what it is. 420 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:25,938 No, it's more than being 60. 421 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:27,940 It's... 422 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:37,183 I never, I never did what I wanted to do. 423 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,385 You know, and time has run out. 424 00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,556 No, really. You know what I keep thinking of? 425 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,057 In the last week or two? 426 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:48,327 A time, one glorious night I had a revelation. 427 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:53,533 Absolute blinding flash. I was going to be the next Frank Lloyd Wright. Wow! 428 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,834 Well, you are, honey. 429 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,303 Oh, no, I'm not... I never will be. 430 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:02,642 Oh, my God, there's so much I wanted to do and 431 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:04,076 there's no time. 432 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,745 Well, that's what I'm talking about. 433 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,547 -Wouldn't it make more sense... -No, no, 434 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,216 -if we just canceled the whole thing? -Please. 435 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,720 If I went out tomorrow and built the damn Taj Mahal, I'd... 436 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,591 Remember the first tour? When I followed you all over Japan? 437 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,527 What the hell was it? 14 cities in 20 weeks. 438 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,729 I haven't had a piece of raw fish since. 439 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,196 Huh? You remember? 440 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,198 -It was fun, wasn't it? -Oh, God. 441 00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:30,202 Remember when you couldn't hack it anymore, 442 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,171 -and you said you had to go home? -Oh, yeah. 443 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:35,274 And you took the bullet train, and I saw you off, and cried. 444 00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:42,048 And then two hours later you showed up in Kyoto because you couldn't bear to be apart. 445 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:44,483 Mmm-hmm. 446 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:48,287 -You knocked my socks off. -Oh, I knocked off more than that. 447 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:49,488 (CHUCKLES) 448 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:57,196 That was the happiest time of my life. 449 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,599 And I want to do it again. 450 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,769 I don't think that architecture is going to make me happy. 451 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,337 It's being with you. 452 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,475 Oh, hon. 453 00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:19,986 Wanna turn out the light? 454 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,923 Yeah. 455 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:37,804 (GROANING) 456 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,872 (COUGHS) 457 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:44,911 -What's the matter? -Uh, the hip. 458 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:48,547 -Oh, honey. -Uh, uh, take it. 459 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,583 -Uh, wait, wait, wait. -What's the matter? 460 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,819 No, wait, uh, be right back. 461 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,021 -Where, where are you going? -To the bathroom. 462 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,939 -Gil. Oh, hi. -Hi, Holly. 463 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,741 Oh, why do we do this? 464 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:51,711 Three lousy pounds and I'm losing it all in my boobs. 465 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,847 I mean, my stomach is bigger than my breasts. 466 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:57,884 I think I'll have that operation where they just slice you across here and lift 467 00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,152 the cookies and candies right into your boobs. 468 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:01,688 Oh, magnificent. 469 00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:03,890 I'll be so delicious and molestable. 470 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,158 I was molested as a kid, you know. 471 00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:07,760 You're supposed to say by whom. 472 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,428 And I'm supposed to say, by everybody. 473 00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:11,563 And you're supposed to laugh and it's supposed to be a great joke. 474 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,200 But it's not funny, 'cause I was molested by my best girlfriend's father. 475 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:16,635 -Oh? -Although I was never sure that it was really molesting, 476 00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:18,771 just some gentle stroking. 477 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:22,574 We used to go in the bathroom and open the door and he had this big erection. 478 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,311 I thought that's the way penises were supposed to be. 479 00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:27,579 -Actually they are whenever I see them. -Uh-huh. 480 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,282 Well, lovely to see you. I gotta dash. 481 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:31,784 You need any help with the party tomorrow? 482 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,120 -I'd love it. -Oh, good because I'm absolutely free. 483 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:35,788 I haven't sold a house in a month. 484 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,556 -Oh, well. -But please don't worry yourself about it. 485 00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:38,825 -Are you all right? -Sure. 486 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,793 Well, you look absolutely gorgeous. 487 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:43,129 -See you tomorrow. Bye. -Bye, Holly. 488 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:50,236 Mmm. 489 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,740 Hey, love. 490 00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:56,242 Why didn't you wake me this morning? I could go walking with you. 491 00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:58,210 Good morning. 492 00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:01,313 -You were sleeping like a babe and I was up so early. -Oh. 493 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,916 Well, anyhow, I just remember. I got a nine o'clock doctor's appointment 494 00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:05,952 and then a business thing, so I can't go... 495 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,086 -A doctor's appointment? -...pick up Kate at the airport. Yeah. 496 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:08,620 On a Saturday? 497 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,856 -Uh, yeah. -With whom? 498 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:12,658 -With Keith. -What for? 499 00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:15,127 Well, I got to get the uric acid. I feel like shit! 500 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,364 -That's what for. -Did he call you? 501 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:20,666 Well, I don't... What the hell difference does that make? 502 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:21,868 -None. -Huh? 503 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,970 -I just wondered, that's all. -Mmm. 504 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,072 -Okay, I'll pick up Katie Q. -Yeah. 505 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,775 -We'll see you back here. -I sincerely hope so. I love you. 506 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:33,880 Aren't you going to shave? 507 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:41,153 Uh, uh, rest the skin for... I got a tiny little itch going there. 508 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,523 Oh, Christ, I hope it's not, uh, what is it? Yeah, contact dermatitis. 509 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:57,036 WOMAN ON PA: Will passengers for American Airlines flight number 237... 510 00:28:57,103 --> 00:29:00,439 -Okay. -...please pick up your baggage at carousel three. 511 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:01,808 MAN: Yes, sir, that's the one. 512 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,209 Oh, honey bun, I'm so glad you could make it. 513 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,277 Yeah, me too. 514 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:07,113 Ah. Thank you. 515 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:09,481 MAN ON PA: The Parking Zone is for the loading of passengers only. No parking. 516 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,655 -Well, Harv. -Yeah? 517 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,392 Your heart is strong. 518 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:24,130 There's absolutely nothing wrong with you physically whatsoever. 519 00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:27,399 -There's nothing wrong with me? -No. You're in great shape. 520 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:30,302 Uh, I'm in great shape? 521 00:29:32,538 --> 00:29:34,206 Keith, did you ever hear the story about the fighter 522 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,908 that was losing badly, you know, to the other guy? 523 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,043 He's getting the hell kicked out of him. 524 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,777 And he comes back to his corner between rounds, 525 00:29:38,845 --> 00:29:40,512 and his manager, says, "Keep up the good work, kid, because 526 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:41,914 "the other guy isn't laying a glove on you." 527 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:43,449 And the fighter says, 528 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:44,750 "Then you'd better keep your eye on the referee, 529 00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:46,618 "because somebody is kicking the shit out of me." 530 00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:49,188 What the hell do you mean, nothing's wrong with me? 531 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,390 You're kicking the shit out of yourself, Harv. 532 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:56,328 Keith, what... How do you... Jesus. 533 00:29:56,395 --> 00:30:00,599 Oh, God, I love you, you're a wonderful doctor and, and... 534 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:04,270 You're missing something, because every bone in my body, 535 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:06,839 every nerve, every fiber, every... 536 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,108 Everything. 537 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:11,477 Jesus, I feel terrible all the time. I'm depressed. 538 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,445 I have headaches. I can't 539 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,148 function. I... 540 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:21,120 On top of everything else, Keith, I think I'm impotent. 541 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:23,255 It's in your mind, Harv. 542 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,391 That's why I think you should see a psychiatrist. 543 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:27,726 Oh. 544 00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:28,794 And shave. 545 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,599 GILLIAN: Well, it should be kind of fun. 546 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,168 I mean, we've got a nice big tent on the beach and 547 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,536 Andre's going to cater. 548 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:41,373 Oh, you know, just ribs and chicken and Mexican food. 549 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,777 And there's a little band. And a really great crowd are coming, so, uh, 550 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,047 with any luck you'll have a good time. 551 00:30:48,114 --> 00:30:49,515 Sounds great. 552 00:30:57,656 --> 00:31:00,392 You're very quiet. 553 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:03,329 I'm a little tired. I didn't get much sleep last night. 554 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,568 What's up, hon? 555 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:17,776 Steve? 556 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,182 You know, he... 557 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:27,853 The entire length of our relationship, he's been telling me to 558 00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:32,658 be honest and loosen up, and say what I mean. 559 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:40,066 And the one time that I say what I'm really feeling. 560 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,802 And look what happens. 561 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:49,641 Well, what happens? 562 00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:56,682 He couldn't handle it. And we had this unbelievable fight and... 563 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:01,553 And that's it. We broke up. 564 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:07,526 Let's not tell dad about it. Okay? 565 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,928 I just don't want to talk about it anymore. 566 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:10,997 Fine. 567 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,202 Oh, my God! 568 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,239 There's a fortune-teller in Malibu. 569 00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,542 -You're kidding? -No. 570 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:37,789 (HORN HONKING) 571 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,193 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 572 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,536 -Janice? -Down here. 573 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:51,603 Oh. 574 00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:56,508 -Hi, Harv. -Hi, Janice. 575 00:32:56,575 --> 00:33:01,780 Look at you. I'm sorry I'm a little late, but I had to bail my car out. 576 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,716 Oh, did you get a copy of the revised plans for the bedroom staircase? 577 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:05,951 -Mmm. -What do you think? 578 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:07,486 -Wonderful. -But... 579 00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:09,488 Look, I've been here about an hour or so, 580 00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:12,024 and I had a chance to really get into the feel of the place. 581 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:15,827 And, well, I've just noticed a few things that maybe we could change. 582 00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:17,063 Here. 583 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,465 Sure. 584 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:22,201 -Come on. I'll show them to you. -Uh huh. 585 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:26,338 I've been out on the balcony and I was looking at this beautiful view. 586 00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:28,240 -Isn't that a ripper? -Isn't that beautiful. 587 00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:31,443 -Yeah, yeah. -And I turned around and I looked at my beautiful house. 588 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,645 -Yeah. -And I thought to myself, 589 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:36,148 -I know what can make it more beautiful. -What? 590 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:37,983 Dadoes. 591 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:40,219 -Dadoes? -I want dadoes all across that ceiling edge 592 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:42,388 -and fascia on the dadoes. -Fascia on the dadoes. 593 00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:44,190 -Harvey, have something to eat. -First we have to settle 594 00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:45,457 -the construction. -Here. 595 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:46,792 -Huh? -Now, let's eat something here. 596 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:47,893 Sit down. We can talk while we eat. 597 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,261 Well, I'm not really hungry. 598 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:50,762 -Let's have some caviar. -Oh, Christ, I can't eat that. 599 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,098 That's a tactile problem. It only gets to here. 600 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:53,732 Oh, how about some strawberries? 601 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,834 Strawberries? The one thing that makes me break out in a rash. I'm sorry. 602 00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:57,736 -Well, can you have some bread? -Bread's good. 603 00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,871 -Here, have a bun. -Thank you. 604 00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,940 I am so excited about getting this place finished, I can't tell you. 605 00:34:02,007 --> 00:34:03,409 Yeah, me too. 606 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:04,710 Now I was thinking about the master bedroom. 607 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:06,878 Oh, there's something I haven't told you yet. 608 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:09,515 -What? -Could we just lose those sheer walls? 609 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,783 I want glass. All glass. 610 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:15,721 So that at night, after making love, I can walk out onto the terrace, with those 611 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:18,857 sliding glass doors opening, and I can feel the 612 00:34:18,924 --> 00:34:24,029 wind on my body and smell that ocean and just see those stars. 613 00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:27,199 And hear the roof crash down. That's our only support wall. 614 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:30,936 -Oh, Harvey, you'll figure that out. -Oh, I will? 615 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:35,574 Well, look at that ceiling. I mean, it just rises up like the Sistine Chapel. 616 00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:38,644 (LAUGHS) I mean... Oh! 617 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:42,948 Could we get a painter to come in and just, just paint a mural across that ceiling? 618 00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:45,517 It would be spiritual. Oh. 619 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:48,320 Did you forget to shave this morning, Harv? 620 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,589 -Yeah. Excuse me. -What is it? 621 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:53,692 God damn. 622 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,628 -Oh, are you all right? -Oh, yeah, sure. 623 00:34:57,563 --> 00:35:00,266 Oh, God, these boots are killing me. 624 00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:10,809 Oh. Harvey, would you help me with my boots? 625 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,445 Sure. 626 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:23,889 Oh, I think you're going to have to turn around. 627 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:27,125 Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES) 628 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:32,464 Aha! There you go. 629 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:35,100 Oh, I have to loosen this up for you. 630 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:39,571 -Ready? -Mmm-hmm. 631 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:42,241 -Okay. -Ha, ha, there you go. 632 00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:14,706 -Harvey. -Yeah? 633 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,842 It can happen to any man. 634 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:19,711 -It's no big deal. -It's a big deal to me. 635 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,849 Well, maybe you should see a psychiatrist. 636 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,518 Yeah. 637 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,256 Damn! 638 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,296 Ha, ha, ha. Hi. 639 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:38,364 Hi. 640 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,366 Oh, I miss you so much. 641 00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:42,401 -Oh, how are you? -Give me a hug. 642 00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:44,236 Mmm. 643 00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:46,605 -New York's done great for you. -Yeah, you think? 644 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:47,973 -Where's your stuff? -In the back. 645 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,174 In the back. Okay. 646 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:53,479 Feel like a cup of coffee? 647 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,914 -Oh, boy, do I. -Come on, then. 648 00:36:58,384 --> 00:36:59,418 (HORN HONKING) 649 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:01,620 -Who's that? -Look. (LAUGHS) 650 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:03,289 Oh, it's Meggie. 651 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:06,692 -MEGAN: Hello. -Hi. 652 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,528 -Hi, Meggie. -How are you? 653 00:37:09,595 --> 00:37:11,029 Hi, Mom. 654 00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:13,299 -You look okay. -Oh, my God! 655 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,567 Can I hug you? 656 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,536 -Of course. -Oh. 657 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:19,271 -How you doing? -Okay. 658 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:20,972 Good. I baked you some cookies. 659 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:22,874 -You did? -Some wheat-free cookies. 660 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:24,075 -Thank you. -Your nails. 661 00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:26,412 Well, that's what comes with pregnancy. 662 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:30,549 -Yeah? -Oh, yours look great! How's Steve? 663 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:32,351 -Oh, don't ask. -Oh, really? 664 00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:33,452 -Yeah. -That bad? 665 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:35,153 -Well. -Oh, dear. 666 00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:37,389 Well, I've given up smoking 667 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:41,627 and junk food and spicy food and drinking. 668 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:43,629 And you name it I've given it up. 669 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,964 God, you look great. 670 00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:48,099 -Thank you. -I'll get us the coffee. 671 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:51,236 -Herb tea, please. -Yes, Megan. 672 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:54,406 In fact, I was dancing up until a couple of weeks ago. 673 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:57,609 And I was even on point up until my fifth month. 674 00:37:57,676 --> 00:37:59,411 I looked pretty stupid, too. 675 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:02,548 In fact, Larry took a picture of me in a tutu 676 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:06,518 that came up to about here and I looked like one of those hippos in Fantasia. 677 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:08,687 -It was really... -How's Larry? 678 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:11,189 He's frustrated. I also gave up sex. 679 00:38:11,256 --> 00:38:13,525 -Uh, ladies, would you like something to eat? -Oh, yeah. 680 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,427 -How about a seafood salad? -Yeah. 681 00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:16,895 -All right, one seafood salad coming up. -Not for me. 682 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,430 -Thanks. -Okay. 683 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,232 So Josh just called me. 684 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,834 Do you want me to help with that? 685 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:26,071 -MEGAN: He's at the Beverly Hills Hotel with Fanny. -No, thanks, Corey. 686 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,206 -Fanny? -Fanny. 687 00:38:28,273 --> 00:38:29,708 Oh, God. 688 00:38:29,775 --> 00:38:31,743 Did you see that interview in TV Guide? 689 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,612 Yeah, wasn't that great. 690 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,714 I think he comes off really well. 691 00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:37,649 Oh, thanks. 692 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:41,487 -I think he's going to be a, thank you, a big star. -Yeah. 693 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:43,655 I bet you Dad has a problem with that. 694 00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:45,624 Where is Dad? 695 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,762 Bless me Father for I have sinned. 696 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,731 I, uh... 697 00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:54,666 I've been swearing a lot, uh, lately. 698 00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:57,002 How long has it been since your last confession? 699 00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:59,705 I don't remember the exact date. 700 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,477 -Using the Lord's name in vain a great deal. -Over six months? 701 00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:07,546 Yes. 702 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:11,417 Uh, had some impure thoughts 703 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:15,654 and, uh, I've not been treating others as I would have them treat me. 704 00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,224 Anything else? 705 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:22,394 I nearly committed adultery. 706 00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:25,697 Define nearly? 707 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:30,569 Uh, well, it didn't really happen. I mean, nothing... 708 00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:33,572 I've been having a lot of trouble with this lady lately, 709 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:36,374 you see, and I was just trying to make peace, that's all. 710 00:39:36,442 --> 00:39:37,943 She misinterpreted the signals. 711 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:41,179 It wasn't, it wasn't, it was mostly mental you see. 712 00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,681 And, uh, if something could 713 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:45,817 happen, I can't... 714 00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:51,189 I can't function. 715 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:54,726 Father. Oh, God, maybe... I'm sorry, I... 716 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,728 Maybe I shouldn't be speaking to you. 717 00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:59,765 -I should speak to a doctor, or another man or... -I am a man. 718 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:03,735 I'm a man of God. 719 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:07,205 You're in the right place for your body and your soul. 720 00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:09,074 Well, uh, 721 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,745 at this point in my life, 722 00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:17,616 I don't understand anything. I feel like, uh, 723 00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:22,521 a failure. As an architect 724 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:26,024 and as a husband, uh, a fraud. 725 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:29,761 I became an architect for all the wrong reasons, and I'm a failed Catholic. 726 00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:32,498 And God, I haven't been to confession, Father, for 36 years. 727 00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:35,701 My senior year at Notre Dame, and I only did it then because of my roommate. 728 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,435 He kept... 729 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:41,573 Lord, if envy is a sin, I'm... 730 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,576 I'm beyond redemption. He was All-American everything, you know. 731 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:49,180 Uh, just, he was, uh, the country's best fullback and an honor student. 732 00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:53,485 And he had every girl in town. And I loved him, but I hated him. 733 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,120 Phony Tony Baragone. 734 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,421 I haven't seen him since we had a fight about a girl. 735 00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:57,989 I can't even remember her name. 736 00:40:58,056 --> 00:40:59,658 Helena Montefasco. 737 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,800 -Tony? -Hello, Harv. 738 00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:23,682 Macho bullshit. 739 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,327 JOSH: Oh, I wanted to tell mom that story. 740 00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:39,765 Mom, the greatest thing happened to Fanny and I the other day on the set. 741 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,967 We were shooting somewhere down on Bourbon Street or something. 742 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:43,935 Yeah, we were in the French Quarter or somewhere like that. 743 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:46,237 Somewhere in the French Quarter. I don't remember exactly. 744 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:50,075 Anyways, Fanny's got this boyfriend who is this gloriously ancient extra. 745 00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:53,311 He can't see, can't hear and he's gotta be about 90 years old. 746 00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:54,946 -The A.D. walks up to him... -This is great spaghetti. 747 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,415 JOSH: ...sticks him on a bicycle, puts him about two miles down the road 748 00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:59,250 -and he says... -Just like Momma used to make. 749 00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:00,852 -Yeah? -JOSH: ...when you see Fanny walk up to Josh, 750 00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:02,654 that means the scene has begun, you should start riding as 751 00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:04,022 -fast as you can 'cause you got news. -FANNY: I always use a spoon. 752 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:05,657 JOSH: Fade out. Fade back in. 753 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,793 It's about 15 minutes later. The director's doing some 754 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,394 -last minute lighting adjustments on the set. -I'm not Italian. 755 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,396 Fanny walks up to him with a character question. 756 00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:13,298 The old guy down the road now thinks it's his cue. 757 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,801 He starts riding like a bat out of hell. 758 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,736 Fanny and the director are oblivious to all this, 759 00:42:17,803 --> 00:42:19,270 'cause they're having an in depth discussion. 760 00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:21,873 Me and the rest of the guys are going crazy off camera, 761 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,943 'cause the A.D. is running as fast as he possibly can. 762 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:28,847 Waddling down the middle of the road after this guy, screamin' "Stop, stop!" 763 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:31,149 And the guy isn't going to stop because he can't hear a thing. 764 00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:32,618 Uh, eat, eat, go ahead. 765 00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:34,720 It's about 10 or 15 minutes later 766 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:36,387 the director's ready with the shot and everything, 767 00:42:36,454 --> 00:42:38,323 and he says, "Okay, let's get everything. 768 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,992 "Where's the guy with the bicycle?" 769 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:44,930 The A.D. walks up to him. He says, "Well, um, he went home. 770 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,665 "But he said it was a pleasure working with ya." 771 00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:48,233 -No? -COREY: Uh, excuse me. 772 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:51,136 -If you don't eat, you get no dessert. -Oh, killer, I'm sorry. 773 00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:52,503 It's my favorite spaghetti, too. 774 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,673 Where did he learn to talk so fast? 775 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:56,574 -JOSH: Mmm. -Where do you think? 776 00:42:56,642 --> 00:42:58,877 -Oh. -COREY: Good. 777 00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:00,712 -Josh. -Hmm? 778 00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:01,913 You shaved? 779 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:04,349 Yeah? 780 00:43:06,451 --> 00:43:09,587 And Larry, you didn't shave. 781 00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:14,159 Uh, no, I caught Josh's show and I wanted to be a little more macho. (LAUGHING) 782 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:18,396 Grubby, grubby. 783 00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:21,166 -FANNY: It doesn't work as well. -Larry... 784 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,034 It doesn't work. 785 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,503 MEGAN: Larry, honey... 786 00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:27,739 Kate, would you kick Larry for me please? 787 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:29,641 -Larry. -Huh? 788 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:32,410 Honey, would you pass me the salt? 789 00:43:32,477 --> 00:43:34,145 Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT) 790 00:43:36,081 --> 00:43:38,684 Don't eat too much of this. You're not supposed to. 791 00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:41,119 Hey! Hey! 792 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:45,056 You all right? 793 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:47,592 Yes, I'm fine, are you all right? 794 00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:48,894 Yeah, I'm fine. 795 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,729 Hmm. 796 00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:53,631 How's this, watch. Larry, one handed. 797 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,002 LARRY: Hey. FANNY: Hey, paisano. 798 00:43:58,103 --> 00:43:59,437 What do you think of Fanny? 799 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,708 -She eats like a pig. -Honey. 800 00:44:02,774 --> 00:44:06,111 Well, she can't hear me, dear. Watch, Fanny, you eat like a pig. You see? 801 00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:08,379 It doesn't matter as long as you get it to your mouth. 802 00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:10,415 I'll tell you one thing, though, If this kid of ours doesn't stop living in a 803 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:13,351 sexual fantasy world or something, he's going to come down with something serious. 804 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:15,887 Uh, does everybody have what they want? 805 00:44:15,954 --> 00:44:17,055 Would anybody like seconds? 806 00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,990 Mmm, I'll have seconds. 807 00:44:19,057 --> 00:44:22,127 Well, I would like to make a toast. 808 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:23,862 -Hmm? -To daddy, 809 00:44:23,929 --> 00:44:29,500 on his 60th birthday and in two months, to be a proud grandpa. 810 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:32,403 Yeah. Grandpa Harv. 811 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:33,939 Grandpa Harv. 812 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,842 I hate that. Will you do me one favor, will you, darling? 813 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:39,010 Please, when it arrives, he, she, whatever, 814 00:44:39,077 --> 00:44:42,513 do not let the child ever call me granddaddy, grandfather, 815 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:44,115 grandpa, grand anything. 816 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,683 Please. I hate it. 817 00:44:45,751 --> 00:44:47,485 -Well, what's he supposed to call you? -Jesus. 818 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:50,155 A nickname. God, I used to call my grandmother Noonie, for instance. 819 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:51,990 -Noonie? -Yeah, Noonie. 820 00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:56,027 -And with respect. -Yeah, I called my grandpa Jaju. 821 00:44:56,094 --> 00:45:02,233 Yeah, well it doesn't have to you know, be... What's granddaddy in Gaelic? 822 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:03,769 -I don't know. -It's uh... 823 00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:05,336 JOSH (SCOTTISH ACCENT): Granddaddy. 824 00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:07,638 -That's Scotch and it's not funny. -Scotch is a drink. 825 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,274 -You know what I mean. -I know what you mean, 826 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:11,676 but I don't understand why you're so worried about becoming a grandfather. 827 00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:13,644 I don't like it. 828 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:16,381 JOSH: I don't know what's wrong with you, 'cause I'm looking forward to it myself. 829 00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:18,349 With you it could be next week. 830 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:19,951 With him it could be already. 831 00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:21,853 Well, I don't know what's so wrong about calling you grandpa. 832 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,554 Well, I like Noonie. 833 00:45:23,621 --> 00:45:26,758 Wait a minute. This is a democratic family. 834 00:45:26,825 --> 00:45:28,559 I say we take a vote. 835 00:45:28,626 --> 00:45:33,398 All those in favor of a Noonie like name raise your hands. 836 00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:37,368 Okay, all those in favor of Grandpa Harv. Mmm? 837 00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:39,404 -Yeah. -LARRY: I like Jaju. 838 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:42,073 JOSH: Reminds me of the time we got that cat, remember that? 839 00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:44,642 MEGAN: You mean Kate's cat? JOSH: Yeah, Katie's cat. 840 00:45:44,709 --> 00:45:47,012 The one... We couldn't figure out a name for him. 841 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:50,849 Katie kept coming up with names like Froufrou and Fluffy and stuff like that. 842 00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:54,285 So we all got together and every single name we came up with, 843 00:45:54,352 --> 00:45:56,154 Kate didn't want anything to do with. 844 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:59,190 So, finally Pop turns and whispers to the rest of us, 845 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:04,229 "The next thing out of her mouth is going to be what we call the cat." 846 00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:06,731 All right. Now, Katie, you know, you know I love you, 847 00:46:06,798 --> 00:46:09,234 but at six years old, you were a pain in the ass. 848 00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:12,137 And I turn around and I say, "What the hell, let's call the cat Bananas." 849 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:14,172 And you say, "Bananas, we might as well call him Apples!" 850 00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:17,375 And the family gets up on their feet and say, "That's it! Apples!" 851 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:20,711 You've never seen such a look of astonishment on this poor girl's face. 852 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:24,816 And the name Apples stuck with the cat ever since. Now, that is diplomacy. 853 00:46:28,686 --> 00:46:30,588 KATE: As long as you're telling stories, why don't you tell 854 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:32,123 the one about your cheesy feet? 855 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:34,826 How when you took your shoes off and the rubber plant died. 856 00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:36,494 JOSH: I was 14 years old. FANNY: What? 857 00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:38,596 KATE: Your feet were like they were a hundred. 858 00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:41,166 HARVEY: Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodnight. -Goodnight, Kate. 859 00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:43,268 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 860 00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:45,003 -Goodnight, Gil. -Goodnight Larry. 861 00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:46,771 How do you keep so skinny? 862 00:46:46,838 --> 00:46:48,739 Thank you. I love it. 863 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,441 Goodnight, Mother. Nice seeing you, dear. 864 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:52,443 -Twenty minutes of goodbyes. -Dinner was fantastic. 865 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:54,679 Lovely to have seen you. Be early tomorrow, okay? 866 00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:56,614 We'll be there bright and early. 867 00:46:56,681 --> 00:46:59,484 Oh, hey, Josh, look, you rented a limousine, huh? What, they run out of Ferraris? 868 00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:01,686 Oh, yeah, they give them to all the big TV stars. 869 00:47:01,752 --> 00:47:05,123 -Keep your eye on it. It'd be perfect behind my hearse. -Stop it! 870 00:47:05,190 --> 00:47:06,691 That's all right. You're still in the will. 871 00:47:06,757 --> 00:47:08,559 Well, I don't think it's funny. 872 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:10,361 -God, you are being morbid tonight. -You really are. 873 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:11,930 Why don't you pull yourself together? People are talking. 874 00:47:11,997 --> 00:47:13,364 -HARVEY: People are talking. -Goodnight, Josh. 875 00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:16,167 -Goodnight, Mom. -Josh, Josh, wait a minute, wait a minute. 876 00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:19,404 -We have some brownies for Fanny. -FANNY: Thanks. 877 00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:21,772 JOSH: Goodnight, killer. 878 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,909 Goodbye, goodbye. Remember the time we were all sitting 879 00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:26,411 -sitting around and talking saying goodnight and... -Goodnight. 880 00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:28,679 -Goodnight, Josh. -Goodnight. 881 00:47:29,814 --> 00:47:31,549 Oh, hey, Fanny. 882 00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:34,219 There's a Big Mac about a mile down the highway. 883 00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:35,954 FANNY: Great idea, Harv. 884 00:47:36,021 --> 00:47:38,890 GILLIAN: Goodnight. Wrap up, Meggie. 885 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:41,659 What is the matter with you, Harv? 886 00:47:41,726 --> 00:47:43,328 Huh? What do you mean? 887 00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:45,763 I'm telling you. You did nothing but talk about death and hearses. 888 00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:47,865 Death is an important part... You're lucky I'm not an Eskimo. 889 00:47:47,933 --> 00:47:49,667 Do you know what happens when they die? 890 00:47:49,734 --> 00:47:51,802 Family puts them out on the ice, they're frozen solid. 891 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:54,239 A bear comes along and eats him and they eat the polar bear 892 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:55,873 and then you become part of their life. 893 00:47:55,941 --> 00:47:57,075 GILLIAN: Goodnight, Corey. COREY: Goodnight. 894 00:47:57,142 --> 00:47:58,476 HARVEY: Fanny would love that. 895 00:48:06,317 --> 00:48:07,718 (HARVEY GASPING) 896 00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:18,363 HARVEY: No! 897 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:20,665 (HARVEY MOANING) 898 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,568 God! 899 00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:27,138 God! 900 00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:29,607 -Harvey, Harvey! -No, No! 901 00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:31,376 -What are you doing, darling? -What? 902 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:33,178 -What are you doing? -What? 903 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,912 -Are you all right? -You all right? 904 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:37,215 -What is it, sweet? -Nothing. 905 00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:40,551 -Nothing! -Nothing. I'm just I'm working out the kinks. 906 00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:43,888 -Oh, honey, honey. -I don't know what's wrong with me. 907 00:48:43,955 --> 00:48:46,391 I don't know. 908 00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:49,594 Oh, Jesus, everything aches and I can't think. 909 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:53,198 I think... 910 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:57,035 (LAUGHS) Afterwards. 911 00:48:57,102 --> 00:49:01,239 Christ, I say things, I do things, then afterwards I don't believe it. 912 00:49:01,973 --> 00:49:03,174 I just... 913 00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:05,176 Why? 914 00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:09,247 The kids... 915 00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:11,649 They've grown, they've gone off, they've got their own lives. 916 00:49:11,716 --> 00:49:13,251 And oh, God, I miss them so much 917 00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:16,054 and then when I see them I behave like some monster. 918 00:49:16,121 --> 00:49:20,891 How the hell could I do what I did to Josh tonight, my Josh. 919 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,761 -My love. I love him with all my heart and soul. -I know you do. 920 00:49:23,828 --> 00:49:29,000 Jesus Christ, it's like I'm trying to cut them off and to lose them, but I love them. 921 00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:32,670 Oh, Christ, if I lose them, I lose you, and I would rather be dead. 922 00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:35,340 -Never, honey. -I want to die. So help me God, I just... 923 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:39,177 Honey, come back to bed. 924 00:49:39,244 --> 00:49:41,046 -What the hell are you doing? What... -Come back to bed. 925 00:49:41,112 --> 00:49:42,913 No. Christ. 926 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,182 I can't. 927 00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:49,787 I think I'd rather have some fatal disease and know it, 928 00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:52,423 than live with something I don't understand. 929 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:55,193 You know, earlier I had this... 930 00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:58,529 I had a dream that I finally had built the world's tallest, 931 00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:02,800 most beautiful building just so I could jump off it. 932 00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:06,571 (GASPING) 933 00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:11,276 Do you know what I was trying to do just now? Bicycle myself to death. 934 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:15,280 -Oh, Harvey, honey, get off the bike and we'll... -No. 935 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,615 And we'll talk. Come on, off the bike now, right away. 936 00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:18,883 -No. -Come on. 937 00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:19,950 All right. 938 00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:24,755 We're just going to talk about this until you feel better. 939 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:33,164 Honey, if you were having such a bad time, why didn't you awaken me? 940 00:50:33,231 --> 00:50:34,965 I didn't want to bother you. 941 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,401 Come on, get into bed. 942 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:47,178 What do you have this blood pressure cup for? Huh? 943 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:50,248 -I wanted to see how high I could get it. -And how high did you get it? 944 00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:51,482 Not very high. 945 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,452 Just shows how fit you are. 946 00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:02,760 Oh, Harvey, don't ever say such terrible things again. 947 00:51:04,662 --> 00:51:09,434 I tell you, if you did anything silly, neither Meggie or Josh 948 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:13,238 nor Katie or I would ever forgive you as long as we live. 949 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:14,539 Huh. 950 00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:23,381 I tell you, maybe you should talk to somebody. 951 00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:26,317 Maybe you should see a psychiatrist or something. 952 00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:28,686 Everyone wants me to see a psychiatrist. 953 00:51:29,954 --> 00:51:31,489 Who's everyone? 954 00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:43,401 -I opened the present that Josh got me. -Mmm-hmm. 955 00:51:43,468 --> 00:51:45,470 -You know what it was? -What? 956 00:51:46,704 --> 00:51:49,474 -A beautiful new fishing reel. -Mmm. 957 00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:55,813 We haven't been on our annual fishing trip for four years. 958 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,782 Well, you'll go again soon. 959 00:51:59,684 --> 00:52:03,788 -He's trying to tell me something. -So take him fishing, huh? 960 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,601 You know what the card said? 961 00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:19,570 -Josh's card? -Yeah. 962 00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:21,806 What? 963 00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:25,009 "Roses are red, tulips are yellow..." 964 00:52:25,075 --> 00:52:26,277 (LAUGHING) 965 00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:04,349 (SOBBING) Oh, God! 966 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,352 Oh, God! 967 00:53:24,134 --> 00:53:26,704 I'll be so glad when the rainy season hits 968 00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:29,907 and I don't have to run my ass off for the legs I'll never have. 969 00:53:29,974 --> 00:53:33,210 I can just sit in my cozy room with some chocolate eclairs 970 00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:37,081 three sit-ups in front of the Today show and not be guilty. 971 00:53:37,147 --> 00:53:40,918 Oh, I'll be guilty, but it'll be raining and there's nothing I can do. 972 00:53:40,985 --> 00:53:44,355 I can't afford to get my skin in water. 973 00:53:46,023 --> 00:53:47,725 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 974 00:53:57,502 --> 00:54:03,107 You know, when I was a kid I was sort of the class clown, 975 00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:05,209 a fool that nobody could get close to. 976 00:54:05,276 --> 00:54:10,681 And I didn't want anybody to 'cause I was sort of running scared. 977 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:16,387 But I knew things about people. I don't know why I did, I just did. 978 00:54:16,454 --> 00:54:18,823 I knew when my Mom and Dad were going to have a fight, 979 00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:23,060 I knew my sister didn't really like me. 980 00:54:23,127 --> 00:54:26,864 And I knew the day my Dad went to work that he was never coming back. 981 00:54:28,899 --> 00:54:31,001 And I know something about you. 982 00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:35,540 And I think you need a friend to talk to. 983 00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,575 -(SOBBING) -Oh, Gillian. 984 00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:41,178 Oh, Gil. 985 00:55:06,537 --> 00:55:08,406 (INTERCOM BUZZING) 986 00:55:10,174 --> 00:55:12,743 -Who is it? -MAN: Pico Rents. 987 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:15,413 -Drive through. I'll meet you in front of the house. -Thank you. 988 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,353 -Good morning. -Good morning. 989 00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:24,088 Uh, look, I just had time to go and make some coffee, 990 00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:25,623 I had to leave the pancake mix. 991 00:55:25,690 --> 00:55:27,257 Could you do me a favor and fix them for me, while I go 992 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,259 -meet the guy with all the party equipment? -Sure. Yep. 993 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,628 -Okay, thank you, love. -Join you later. 994 00:55:30,695 --> 00:55:31,829 All right. 995 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,747 Morning, hon. 996 00:55:49,814 --> 00:55:52,983 -Good morning. -How did you sleep? 997 00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:54,151 I didn't. 998 00:55:57,922 --> 00:56:01,459 -Want an egg? -No thanks. 999 00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:03,027 I'm sure Corey's got some bacon in the oven. 1000 00:56:03,093 --> 00:56:05,362 You wouldn't like a nice protein breakfast? 1001 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:07,031 I just want some cereal. 1002 00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:11,001 How come you didn't sleep? 1003 00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:12,870 Because that bed in my room 1004 00:56:12,937 --> 00:56:15,473 has to be one of the most uncomfortable beds I've ever slept in. 1005 00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:19,444 There's a huge bar that sticks in the middle of my back all night. 1006 00:56:19,510 --> 00:56:21,311 Oh, I'm sorry. 1007 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:25,115 You might want to do something about that, if the grandparents come and stay. 1008 00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:27,652 I will. I'll tell Corey about it. 1009 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,086 What happened to my bed? 1010 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:32,022 I sent it into storage. I thought the couch in there 1011 00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:34,859 might make the room look a little bit bigger, you know. 1012 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:36,527 It was a great bed. 1013 00:56:40,698 --> 00:56:44,034 Were you, by any chance, on the phone about two a.m. this morning? 1014 00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:45,335 Yes. 1015 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,972 I saw the light. I wasn't sure, if it was you or Corey. 1016 00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:51,809 I was on the phone at two and again at four. I think I started around ten. 1017 00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:53,578 Why? 1018 00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:55,279 Because I was worried about Chutney. 1019 00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:57,414 I was calling and calling all night 1020 00:56:57,482 --> 00:57:00,084 and I kept getting the sound of my own voice on the answering machine. 1021 00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:03,087 "Hello, you've reached 5-5-5-0-4-2-3." 1022 00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:05,422 Honey, I'm sure Chutney's just fine. 1023 00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:08,258 How can she be fine if she's been alone all night? 1024 00:57:08,325 --> 00:57:09,827 Well, you don't know that for sure. 1025 00:57:09,894 --> 00:57:11,996 Mom, he never came home. 1026 00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:14,465 Or perhaps he just chose not to pick up the phone. 1027 00:57:14,532 --> 00:57:15,700 And why would he do that? 1028 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,034 I don't know. 1029 00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:19,904 I do. Because probably he's been with Louise. 1030 00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:22,106 She's been flirting with him, and trying to get him into the sack 1031 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:23,407 since the first day they started rehearsal, 1032 00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:26,944 I bet you anything that's what he's doing. 1033 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:33,350 Do you really think that Steve would do something that silly so soon? 1034 00:57:33,417 --> 00:57:36,153 Well, the way things have been going lately, I wouldn't put it past him. 1035 00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:40,691 God, if he's with her already I'll die. 1036 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:46,130 Katie, it is not the end of the world. 1037 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,633 Well, perhaps he was with whatever her name is, 1038 00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:51,869 and you'll just have to face that, all right? 1039 00:57:51,936 --> 00:57:54,939 It's part of growing up and you'll handle it, that's all. 1040 00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:58,342 HARVEY: Son of a bitch. 1041 00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:04,281 Killer strikes again. Waxed the floors and never told me. Hi. 1042 00:58:04,348 --> 00:58:06,250 -Good morning. -Good morning, love. 1043 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,953 I'll take this with me. I'm going to catch the 10 o'clock mass. 1044 00:58:09,019 --> 00:58:10,054 What? 1045 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,657 I'm going to church. Bye. 1046 00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:20,565 Church? 1047 00:58:20,631 --> 00:58:24,134 RADIO: I'm Harry Birrel and these are the headline stories at this hour. 1048 00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:28,606 Denver FAA investigators probing the cause of jetliner crash in the Rockies. 1049 00:58:28,673 --> 00:58:30,908 324 lives lost. 1050 00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:34,745 Los Angeles County Health Department warns of outbreak of influenza. 1051 00:58:34,812 --> 00:58:38,816 Anti-flu shots advised for the elderly. These and other stories coming up. 1052 00:58:38,883 --> 00:58:43,220 Weather wise, little change is expected, but there is a hint of rain later this week. 1053 00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:53,931 Oh, Keith, I'm sorry to bother you. 1054 00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:55,933 I hope I didn't get you in the middle of an emergency or anything. 1055 00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,971 It's Harvey I'm worried about. He... Well, I don't know what he is. 1056 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:04,909 He was weeping last night. He was talking about suicide. I'm beside myself. 1057 00:59:04,975 --> 00:59:07,712 -I don't know what to do. -I know. 1058 00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:10,480 I've had a word with him, and if it's worth anything to you at all, 1059 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:14,184 I've given him a complete physical checkup and there's nothing wrong with him there. 1060 00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:18,388 But I have suggested that I think it's time for some therapy. 1061 00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:21,225 What is your first name, please? Only your first name. 1062 00:59:22,426 --> 00:59:24,294 Marvin. 1063 00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:27,898 Marvin? No, I do not think it is Marvin. 1064 00:59:27,965 --> 00:59:29,466 What is your first name really? 1065 00:59:30,668 --> 00:59:33,437 Harvey, Marvin's my middle name. 1066 00:59:33,503 --> 00:59:35,005 Harvey Marvin. 1067 00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:38,308 It's a musical name. You're musical, yes? 1068 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:40,244 Well, uh... 1069 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:44,248 -You play, you are musical? -Yeah, I, uh... 1070 00:59:44,314 --> 00:59:48,986 Well, Harvey, for 20 dollars I read crystal. 15 for you. 1071 00:59:49,053 --> 00:59:52,322 20 dollars for the left palm. 40 dollars for both. 1072 00:59:52,389 --> 00:59:54,224 And 50 dollars for ears. 1073 00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:55,660 You read ears? 1074 00:59:55,726 --> 00:59:59,764 Oh, yes, Otology. One of the earliest enlightenments. 1075 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:04,534 Very profound. But of course, it is not my eternal favorite. 1076 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:06,671 My favorite is feet. 1077 01:00:07,404 --> 01:00:08,806 Feet? 1078 01:00:08,873 --> 01:00:13,944 An ancient oriental wisdom, passed down from the most holy ones, 1079 01:00:14,011 --> 01:00:15,412 the sacred monks of Tibet. 1080 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,482 (STAMMERS) 1081 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:20,685 Whatever you... Give me the whole enchilada. 1082 01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:23,153 Oh, bravo, Harvey Marvin. 1083 01:00:26,590 --> 01:00:29,760 Oh, Harvey, lend me your ears. 1084 01:00:32,229 --> 01:00:33,698 -Oh, Harvey... -Huh? 1085 01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:36,233 Such beautiful ears. 1086 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,269 Your lobe is very long. It makes you very intelligent. 1087 01:00:39,336 --> 01:00:41,839 -Oh. -Very intelligent. 1088 01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:49,546 Oh, you have a long lifeline. You are going to live a very long time. 1089 01:00:49,613 --> 01:00:52,783 -That's reassuring. -You've been worried about your health. 1090 01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:53,851 Yeah. 1091 01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:58,122 -Huh? -Oh, Harvey... 1092 01:00:58,188 --> 01:01:00,691 -What? -You've been married a long time. 1093 01:01:00,758 --> 01:01:03,728 -Yes. -Your wife, she loves you very much, Harvey. 1094 01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:05,996 She finds you very attractive. 1095 01:01:06,063 --> 01:01:08,632 My God. Well, I find her very attractive, but... 1096 01:01:08,699 --> 01:01:09,700 You're having a little problem. 1097 01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:11,135 Yeah. Yes, I... 1098 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,205 But you have much love to give her, 1099 01:01:16,807 --> 01:01:19,343 even though you are not giving much lately. 1100 01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:26,050 Oh, Harvey, it is very important to know about the feet. 1101 01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:31,088 The foot is the soul of the libido. 1102 01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:39,063 -Oh, Harvey, what beautiful ankles. -Yeah? 1103 01:01:39,129 --> 01:01:43,167 Look at the way metatarsal meets the phalanges, right across the arch. 1104 01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:48,105 It's very powerful. Beautiful arch. Oh, Harvey. 1105 01:01:48,172 --> 01:01:50,007 Do you know what they say anthropologically? 1106 01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:54,011 They believe that a man ran before he walked. 1107 01:01:54,078 --> 01:01:56,947 I think, Harvey, you are a runner. 1108 01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:59,216 You're going too fast in your mind. 1109 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:02,787 -You go much too fast, you must slow down, Harvey. -Yeah. 1110 01:02:02,853 --> 01:02:06,791 Just slow down. All your problems are in your mind. 1111 01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:12,997 That's, you know, nobody's played with my toes since I was a kid. 1112 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:16,433 -My mother, she... -Your mother was a wonderful woman. 1113 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:20,871 And she used to play with it and she'd recite that nursery thing. 1114 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:23,073 -You know, this little... -Piggy. 1115 01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:25,442 -Piggy. -Went to Poland. 1116 01:02:25,509 --> 01:02:26,676 Poland? 1117 01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:30,214 And this little piggy went to Rome. 1118 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,750 And this little piggy ate pork chops, 1119 01:02:33,818 --> 01:02:37,287 and this little piggy had none. 1120 01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:41,458 But this little piggy, Harvey, this little piggy went, 1121 01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:44,661 ooh, all the way home. 1122 01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:47,331 Oh, oh, my God! 1123 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:50,935 It has long been a custom of mine to 1124 01:02:51,001 --> 01:02:54,338 invite a parishioner 1125 01:02:54,404 --> 01:02:57,074 to read from the gospel. 1126 01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:01,678 However, I do have an added distinct pleasure, 1127 01:03:01,745 --> 01:03:05,582 in welcoming a new member to this parish of ours. 1128 01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:11,355 And this new member happens to have been 1129 01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:15,559 an old college chum of mine at Notre Dame. 1130 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:21,298 From those college days he went on to become 1131 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:26,270 -a famous architect. -(GROANS) 1132 01:03:26,336 --> 01:03:28,605 His name is Harvey Fairchild. 1133 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,676 And it has been some time, he tells me, 1134 01:03:34,078 --> 01:03:38,482 since he has been in the House of God. 1135 01:03:41,251 --> 01:03:43,253 It's fitting that he's an architect. 1136 01:03:45,055 --> 01:03:50,194 Because Jesus Christ was perhaps the greatest architect of them all. 1137 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:55,132 And when Jesus said, 1138 01:03:55,199 --> 01:04:00,170 "Thou art Peter and upon this rock I will build my church." 1139 01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:05,409 It occurred to me that I could say, 1140 01:04:05,475 --> 01:04:09,846 "Thou art Harvey and upon this parish 1141 01:04:09,914 --> 01:04:11,681 "I will build my church." 1142 01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:13,750 Harvey Fairchild. 1143 01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:33,703 Mr. Fairchild will read from the Gospel according to Saint Matthew, 1144 01:04:33,770 --> 01:04:38,808 chapter five, verses 28 through 30. 1145 01:04:40,177 --> 01:04:41,478 (LAUGHS) 1146 01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:49,086 Uh, 28, 28, 28, uh... 1147 01:04:49,153 --> 01:04:55,092 "You have heard that it was said to the ancients, 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' 1148 01:04:59,863 --> 01:05:03,533 "But I say to you that anyone who 1149 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:08,105 "so much as looks with lust at a woman has already 1150 01:05:08,172 --> 01:05:12,642 "committed adultery with her in his heart." 1151 01:05:12,709 --> 01:05:13,877 (BOYS GIGGLING) 1152 01:05:17,014 --> 01:05:21,618 "If the right eye is an occasion of sin to thee 1153 01:05:25,089 --> 01:05:28,959 "pluck it out and cast it from thee, 1154 01:05:29,026 --> 01:05:35,165 "for it is better for thee, that one of thy members should perish 1155 01:05:35,232 --> 01:05:38,868 "than that thy whole body should be thrown into hell. 1156 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:41,771 "And if, 1157 01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:45,142 "if the right hand 1158 01:05:45,209 --> 01:05:48,145 "is an occasion of sin to thee, 1159 01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:52,949 "cut it off and cast it from thee, 1160 01:05:53,017 --> 01:05:55,719 "for it is better for thee that one of thy members should be 1161 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:58,455 "lost than that thy whole body should go into hell." 1162 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:11,101 Let's have some plain speaking here. 1163 01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:14,371 Adultery is a mortal sin. 1164 01:06:15,839 --> 01:06:17,507 It is a sin against God. 1165 01:06:20,610 --> 01:06:22,512 It is a sin against humanity. 1166 01:06:24,614 --> 01:06:27,251 It is a sin against the church. 1167 01:06:31,521 --> 01:06:35,959 * We're having a party 1168 01:06:36,026 --> 01:06:38,995 Holly, this is better than that classical shit Harvey will try to go and play. 1169 01:06:39,063 --> 01:06:41,598 I love it. Here, let me help you with that. 1170 01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:46,470 * Played by the DJ on the radio 1171 01:06:52,176 --> 01:06:56,113 * The popcorn's on the table 1172 01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:59,849 * Me and my baby 1173 01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:02,152 -Mother... -Yeah, I'll be right with you, darling. 1174 01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:06,556 * So listen, Mr. DJ 1175 01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:08,625 -What is it, darling? -I think you should go and check on Kate. 1176 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:13,163 -She's in her room. She's having a real bad time. -Okay, thanks. 1177 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:15,699 -Larry, one on every table, please. -Got it. 1178 01:07:15,765 --> 01:07:17,834 Thank you. 1179 01:07:17,901 --> 01:07:19,803 Gil, have you got any games? I know you have the band and the dance... 1180 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:21,605 I have a surprise arranged for you. Trust me. 1181 01:07:21,671 --> 01:07:24,108 Mom? Mom you want a ride up to the house or something? 1182 01:07:24,174 --> 01:07:26,910 No thanks, darling. Just be sure everybody gets something to eat, okay? 1183 01:07:26,976 --> 01:07:29,546 Ah, just a second. Wait a minute, sweetheart. 1184 01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:31,481 I need to know what to do with these extra napkins. 1185 01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:33,850 -I'll be right back down, Corey. -But I need to know now. 1186 01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:35,119 Right back. 1187 01:07:37,787 --> 01:07:39,423 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 1188 01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:13,490 -Can I come in? -Sure. 1189 01:08:13,557 --> 01:08:15,492 Please, don't stop. 1190 01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:18,328 I hear you so seldom. 1191 01:08:18,395 --> 01:08:20,330 Sounds like Julliard was a good idea. 1192 01:08:20,397 --> 01:08:21,531 (LAUGHS) 1193 01:08:52,362 --> 01:08:54,331 Having a bad time, darling? 1194 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:56,166 Mmm-hmm. 1195 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,502 Oh, my love. 1196 01:08:58,568 --> 01:09:00,204 (SOBBING) 1197 01:09:00,270 --> 01:09:04,374 Why don't you just let it all go, huh? Oh, darling, oh. 1198 01:09:06,443 --> 01:09:07,811 Oh, my love. 1199 01:09:08,878 --> 01:09:10,214 There, there. 1200 01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:13,683 Let it go, hon. 1201 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:22,959 Dear, oh, dear. This young man of yours has really caused some problems. 1202 01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:25,128 Uh-huh. 1203 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:29,233 Just let it all go. 1204 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,007 Oh. 1205 01:09:38,074 --> 01:09:40,009 -I'm sorry. -It's okay. 1206 01:09:40,076 --> 01:09:42,312 (EXHALES) 1207 01:09:42,379 --> 01:09:44,314 I didn't mean to lay all this on you this weekend. 1208 01:09:44,381 --> 01:09:46,283 I know you've enough on your plate as it is. 1209 01:09:46,350 --> 01:09:48,017 It's all right, darling. 1210 01:09:52,356 --> 01:09:55,191 -God, I haven't done this since I was about six. -Mmm. 1211 01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:01,498 Oh, I wish I didn't have to feel this. 1212 01:10:04,434 --> 01:10:07,070 I wish I could just turn the feeling off and not feel anything. 1213 01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:08,638 Oh, darling. 1214 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:10,940 Don't say that. 1215 01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:15,412 Just be grateful that you can feel. 1216 01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:18,147 Wouldn't it be terrible to be someone who went through their whole life 1217 01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:19,949 without feeling anything? 1218 01:10:22,118 --> 01:10:24,321 Life's so short, Katie. 1219 01:10:24,388 --> 01:10:26,456 You have to make every moment count. 1220 01:10:27,957 --> 01:10:29,459 It's not easy to do, you know. 1221 01:10:31,094 --> 01:10:33,497 I don't think there's a day goes by where I don't 1222 01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:37,734 turn my back on some small thing or 1223 01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:40,136 some issue somewhere. 1224 01:10:40,203 --> 01:10:43,807 And it's so short, Katie. 1225 01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:47,277 If you're not careful, the days go by and all you have time for is regret. 1226 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:50,980 No. 1227 01:10:51,047 --> 01:10:56,019 Better to be someone who can seize the issue and let those feelings come through. 1228 01:10:59,188 --> 01:11:00,724 (SIGHS) 1229 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:02,326 You know, you're right. 1230 01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:04,461 This bed is a lethal weapon. 1231 01:11:04,528 --> 01:11:05,695 (LAUGHING) 1232 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,799 (INTERCOM BUZZING) 1233 01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:12,302 Someone will get that. 1234 01:11:14,338 --> 01:11:16,105 Feeling better, mmm? 1235 01:11:16,906 --> 01:11:18,775 (INTERCOM BUZZING) 1236 01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:21,945 God damn it! 1237 01:11:22,011 --> 01:11:23,413 Is there no one around? 1238 01:11:24,514 --> 01:11:26,916 -Yes, who is it? -It's Steve. 1239 01:11:29,586 --> 01:11:31,355 KATE: Chutney! 1240 01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:33,890 Come on. Good girl. 1241 01:11:39,596 --> 01:11:43,132 Don't you take another step, until you tell me where the hell you've been! 1242 01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:47,771 What do you mean, where the hell I've been? 1243 01:11:48,738 --> 01:11:50,607 I've been on airplanes! 1244 01:11:50,674 --> 01:11:52,241 All night? 1245 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:55,745 Yeah, all night. Zigzagging across the country. 1246 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,146 What did you do with her? 1247 01:11:58,014 --> 01:12:00,049 I put her in the box. 1248 01:12:00,116 --> 01:12:02,619 I mean, did you take her in the plane with you or did you put her in the hold? 1249 01:12:04,220 --> 01:12:05,489 Put her in the hold. 1250 01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:07,591 I couldn't take her on the airplane. 1251 01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:09,959 The first time I tried to get her on the airplane I was kicked off the plane. 1252 01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:12,496 My God, did you at least give her a tranquilizer or something? 1253 01:12:12,562 --> 01:12:16,099 No, no, I didn't give her a tranquilizer. 1254 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,535 I didn't even have a tranquilizer. I tried to get on a 1255 01:12:18,602 --> 01:12:21,104 plane and I couldn't. It doesn't matter I'm here, does it. 1256 01:12:22,271 --> 01:12:23,272 God! 1257 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:25,375 Wait a minute. 1258 01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:35,351 The least you could have done was call first. 1259 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:43,126 I couldn't call. I couldn't call because I was on a plane. 1260 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:46,596 I had to take seven airplanes to get out here. 1261 01:12:46,663 --> 01:12:51,367 Okay? How could I take the time to give you a call when I'm up in the sky? 1262 01:13:00,309 --> 01:13:01,478 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1263 01:13:54,664 --> 01:13:58,502 -Harvey, great to see you again. -Oh. Thank you. 1264 01:13:58,568 --> 01:14:00,870 -Great to see you. -Truly, truly, truly grand. 1265 01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:02,606 -Thank you. -Love seeing you. 1266 01:14:03,507 --> 01:14:05,074 Mmm. 1267 01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:07,076 I hope I wasn't too tough on you out there. 1268 01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:09,278 No. As a matter of fact, that's what I wanted to... 1269 01:14:09,345 --> 01:14:12,015 I think I function as a priest the way I functioned on the football field. 1270 01:14:12,081 --> 01:14:14,951 There you were out in the, out in the grandstands 1271 01:14:15,018 --> 01:14:19,455 watching me take it right up the middle again, and I hope I wasn't offensive... 1272 01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:21,558 -Oh, no. -...today. 1273 01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:24,594 Pluck your right eye out, if it offends you. Cut your hand off if it offends you. 1274 01:14:24,661 --> 01:14:26,863 It sounds mighty tough. It sounds like some Arabic justice. 1275 01:14:26,930 --> 01:14:31,968 And of course, this is a Christian society we live in and I didn't mean... 1276 01:14:32,035 --> 01:14:35,104 It's just to be taken figuratively, of course, not literally. 1277 01:14:35,171 --> 01:14:36,940 -What? -But we're all failed Catholics. 1278 01:14:37,006 --> 01:14:39,976 -That's, that's the very crux of the matter. -Yeah. 1279 01:14:40,043 --> 01:14:46,482 And speaking of adultery in terms of commitment, that anything, anything 1280 01:14:46,550 --> 01:14:52,088 that is less than a full commitment adulterates a marriage 1281 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:55,992 or, uh, as you would adulterate a substance, and if you adulterate a substance, 1282 01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:59,495 it makes it less than genuine. It makes, conversely it makes a marriage... 1283 01:14:59,563 --> 01:15:01,931 -Yeah, listen, Tony, the reason... -...less than, uh, 1284 01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:07,203 less than genuine. 1285 01:15:07,270 --> 01:15:12,642 If you adulterated this, 1286 01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:16,212 this wine in this flask, you would make it less than genuine, 1287 01:15:16,279 --> 01:15:19,382 -if you wanted to, it would be less than it is. -Look, Tony, the reason. 1288 01:15:19,448 --> 01:15:22,652 -Jesus. -That's the very crux of the matter. 1289 01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:26,522 And as such, we are failed, all of us. 1290 01:15:26,590 --> 01:15:29,492 I'm failed. I'm a failed, I'm a failed Catholic. 1291 01:15:29,559 --> 01:15:31,861 -Yeah. -You're a failed... The Pope himself is a failed Catholic, 1292 01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:35,131 -because who is able... -Look, what I wanted to ask you is this. 1293 01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:37,033 -...emulate the most perfect life... -Oh, God, please! 1294 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:39,603 ...the most perfect life there is, which is the life of Jesus Christ Himself. 1295 01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:41,871 -Please. -No one is able to do that. 1296 01:15:41,938 --> 01:15:46,075 Tony, you've not changed one damned bit from 36 years ago. 1297 01:15:46,142 --> 01:15:49,278 I'm trying to tell you that I've got to talk to you. I committed a mortal sin! 1298 01:15:49,345 --> 01:15:51,748 Well, if you've got to talk to me, then get it off your chest. 1299 01:15:51,815 --> 01:15:54,083 Listen to me. Can I use your phone? 1300 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,185 Hmm? 1301 01:15:59,422 --> 01:16:00,556 Ah ha. 1302 01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:04,227 -You're a cop-out, Harvey. -Uh-huh. 1303 01:16:04,961 --> 01:16:06,229 (CLEARS THROAT) 1304 01:16:06,295 --> 01:16:07,931 Uh, hello, this is Harvey Fairchild. 1305 01:16:07,997 --> 01:16:10,533 -Is the doctor there, please? -Harvey Fairchild. 1306 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,169 Yeah, this is, this is Harvey Fairchild. Is the doctor there, please? 1307 01:16:13,236 --> 01:16:14,437 This is Harvey Fairchild. 1308 01:16:14,503 --> 01:16:16,740 No, I know this is the exchange, 1309 01:16:16,806 --> 01:16:18,541 would you please tell him that I've got... 1310 01:16:18,608 --> 01:16:20,276 -This is Harvey. -Look, I don't care if he's in surgery. 1311 01:16:20,343 --> 01:16:22,311 This is an emergency. 1312 01:16:22,378 --> 01:16:24,781 -Failed Catholic. -You tell him to stay there. I'm coming over. 1313 01:16:24,848 --> 01:16:26,783 I'll tell you later. 1314 01:16:26,850 --> 01:16:28,685 Good luck, Harvey. 1315 01:16:28,752 --> 01:16:32,088 WOMAN: You have to have someone with you, when you lie back down. 1316 01:16:33,990 --> 01:16:35,491 Dr. Romanis. 1317 01:16:35,558 --> 01:16:37,226 -All right, Doctor... -Yeah, Keith Romanis. 1318 01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:38,928 -Nurse! Nurse! -Somebody help us, please. 1319 01:16:38,995 --> 01:16:41,230 Would you page him? Keith Romanis. Thank you. 1320 01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:43,032 NURSE: Come on. It's going to be all right. Right this way. 1321 01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:44,634 Paging Dr. Romanis. 1322 01:16:44,701 --> 01:16:46,836 Paging Dr. Romanis, please. 1323 01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:48,204 (BABY CRYING) 1324 01:16:48,271 --> 01:16:50,006 (HARVEY HUMMING) 1325 01:16:50,073 --> 01:16:51,340 Here we go. 1326 01:16:51,407 --> 01:16:53,743 WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Alan Walker, third floor west, stat. 1327 01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:56,512 Hey, give me a hand with this. I need an inhalation therapy. Right now! 1328 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:02,719 Could you possibly hurry up? This is an emergency, okay? 1329 01:17:02,786 --> 01:17:05,254 Take it easy. He'll be here. I just paged him. 1330 01:17:05,321 --> 01:17:08,658 MAN: All right, on the left. Come on. 1331 01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:12,829 (BABY CRYING) 1332 01:17:12,896 --> 01:17:14,664 -Harv? -Oh, God. 1333 01:17:14,731 --> 01:17:17,767 -Oh, Jesus, God, can I see you? -Yes, please. Yes. 1334 01:17:17,834 --> 01:17:19,736 -Right in here. -Okay? 1335 01:17:19,803 --> 01:17:21,838 -Whereabouts? -Right in here. Right in here. 1336 01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:25,574 -Hey emergency. -Hey, hey, I'm moving. 1337 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,210 Here we go. 1338 01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:28,577 MAN: ...damn hurry. 1339 01:17:30,213 --> 01:17:31,447 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1340 01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:36,052 -KEITH: What the hell is it? -HARVEY: I don't know. It's in my crotch. 1341 01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:38,888 I don't know if it's skin cancer or venereal or what. 1342 01:17:38,955 --> 01:17:40,389 It's burning and itching. 1343 01:17:40,456 --> 01:17:42,358 KEITH: Drop your pants and jump up on the table. 1344 01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:45,328 HARVEY: Oh, God, how could it happen so fast. 1345 01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:47,130 KEITH: How could you get something venereal? 1346 01:17:47,196 --> 01:17:48,865 HARVEY: Getting my fortune told. 1347 01:17:48,932 --> 01:17:51,200 -KEITH: What? -HARVEY: Never mind. 1348 01:17:51,267 --> 01:17:53,069 -KEITH: My God, that's terrible. -HARVEY: Huh? 1349 01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:55,204 -KEITH: That's the worst case I've ever seen. -HARVEY: Of what? 1350 01:17:55,905 --> 01:17:57,807 -KEITH: Crabs. -Crabs? 1351 01:18:00,143 --> 01:18:04,881 I hope you know I gave up my Sunday sailing for you, old buddy. 1352 01:18:04,948 --> 01:18:08,517 And I hope you know how much it's appreciated, old buddy. 1353 01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:12,155 Are you going to tell her tonight? 1354 01:18:12,221 --> 01:18:14,858 That depends on what you tell me. 1355 01:18:18,427 --> 01:18:19,628 HARVEY: Damn it! 1356 01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:22,732 Shit! 1357 01:18:29,472 --> 01:18:31,775 -Where are my cufflinks? -Um, top drawer. 1358 01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:33,609 Nope. I looked there. No cufflinks. 1359 01:18:33,676 --> 01:18:35,812 -Honey, they were there two days ago. -I looked in the top drawer. 1360 01:18:35,879 --> 01:18:41,350 There are no cufflinks in the top drawer, right? 1361 01:18:42,285 --> 01:18:43,486 GILLIAN: Wrong. 1362 01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:48,591 HARVEY: Why didn't you say that top drawer? 1363 01:18:48,657 --> 01:18:49,725 (GILLIAN SIGHS) 1364 01:18:55,598 --> 01:18:57,600 -MEGAN: Mother? -Come in. 1365 01:18:57,666 --> 01:19:00,269 -MEGAN: It's me. -Hi, Meggie. 1366 01:19:00,336 --> 01:19:02,738 Aw, don't you look lovely. 1367 01:19:02,806 --> 01:19:07,310 -I don't feel lovely. -Oh, pregnancy makes a woman look so radiant. 1368 01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:09,412 -What can I do for you, darling? -HARVEY: Shit! 1369 01:19:09,478 --> 01:19:13,749 Uh, do you have a wrap or anything I can use in case it gets cold? 1370 01:19:13,817 --> 01:19:17,286 Sure. I can't guarantee it'll be blue. 1371 01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:20,890 -Oh, anything. -I think I only have a black one that's any good, really. 1372 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:22,892 Here. 1373 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:28,031 It's not going to look very good, darling. 1374 01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:31,600 -Just, just put it on if it gets cold, okay? -HARVEY: Damn it! 1375 01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:38,141 Did you and, uh, Larry kiss and make up last night? 1376 01:19:39,475 --> 01:19:40,743 No. 1377 01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:42,311 He went to sleep. 1378 01:19:42,378 --> 01:19:45,581 I mean, I can't blame him. I mean, I look like a blimp and 1379 01:19:45,648 --> 01:19:48,317 I get up six, seven times a night just to pee. 1380 01:19:48,384 --> 01:19:52,121 -It's not a turn on. -Medieval custom. 1381 01:19:52,188 --> 01:19:54,423 Christ's sake, you break your ass trying to get 'em in the shirt 1382 01:19:54,490 --> 01:19:57,726 and then you cover the shirt up with a jacket so they can't be seen. 1383 01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:00,663 -Nice shirt though, Harv. -Nice shirt. 1384 01:20:00,729 --> 01:20:02,365 -There you go, darling. -Thank you. 1385 01:20:02,431 --> 01:20:04,400 Just remember one thing, Meggie. 1386 01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:06,735 The last two months of pregnancy are the pits. 1387 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:09,873 But it does have a beginning, a middle and an end, 1388 01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:13,242 and you're going to have something wonderful to show for it, hon. 1389 01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:15,144 But did you feel like this when you were pregnant? 1390 01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:16,345 Sure. 1391 01:20:17,746 --> 01:20:19,615 Especially with Josh. 1392 01:20:19,682 --> 01:20:22,785 Listen, pregnancy is the most important thing a woman does in her whole life 1393 01:20:22,852 --> 01:20:25,121 and you don't go to school for it, nobody tells you about it, 1394 01:20:25,188 --> 01:20:27,523 -you're not taught anything. -Mmm. 1395 01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:29,592 But listen, I went and had two more kids after that. 1396 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:31,727 So you know it's gotta have a happy ending. 1397 01:20:31,794 --> 01:20:34,763 HARVEY: Jesus, well, that did it. Hey, guess what, huh? 1398 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:37,633 Just guess what? I'm not going to go. I am not going to go out there 1399 01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:40,870 and face those people. God damn it, will you... Look at how I look! 1400 01:20:40,937 --> 01:20:43,306 Do you believe this? A beautiful jacket, haven't had it on for a while 1401 01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:46,409 and look how a person looks, huh? Like an old waiter supposed to be in a retirement 1402 01:20:46,475 --> 01:20:49,312 home for Christ's sake! Or a turtle coming out of a shell. 1403 01:20:49,378 --> 01:20:51,214 Daddy, I think you look wonderful. 1404 01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:53,582 You what? Oh, repeat that, would you darling? 1405 01:20:53,649 --> 01:20:55,018 -Huh? -I said, I think you look wonderful. 1406 01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:57,553 Happy birthday, Daddy. I think you look wonderful. 1407 01:20:57,620 --> 01:20:59,989 -So, now you can go down looking like an asshole... -Harvey! 1408 01:21:00,056 --> 01:21:01,390 ...in front of all the people! 1409 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:03,659 What the hell are you trying to do to me? 1410 01:21:03,726 --> 01:21:06,595 Oh, what the hell is the use? What in the hell is the use? 1411 01:21:06,662 --> 01:21:09,132 -Honey, honey. It's okay. It's okay. -What's wrong with him? 1412 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:12,368 I don't know, darling. He's like this every birthday, every Christmas. 1413 01:21:12,435 --> 01:21:14,971 No, this is different. This is different this time. 1414 01:21:15,038 --> 01:21:19,142 I mean, he hardly talks to me anymore. I don't even think he's excited about the baby. 1415 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:21,010 You heard what he said last night. 1416 01:21:21,077 --> 01:21:23,947 -Honey, he didn't mean what he said last night. -Oh, well, why did he say it? 1417 01:21:24,013 --> 01:21:25,982 Meggie, Meggie, don't get upset, sweetie. 1418 01:21:26,049 --> 01:21:27,616 He didn't mean what he said last night. 1419 01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:30,353 He doesn't mean what he's saying these days. 1420 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,555 Really he doesn't. 1421 01:21:32,621 --> 01:21:35,824 I just think Daddy's having a very, very bad time right now, 1422 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:38,694 but you mustn't let it worry you, darling. Let me deal with it. 1423 01:21:38,761 --> 01:21:41,664 The only thing you have to think about is Junior here 1424 01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:43,699 and don't you let anything in the world 1425 01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:45,634 interfere with that, okay? 1426 01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:47,270 Don't let it get you, hon. 1427 01:21:48,137 --> 01:21:50,639 Oh, Meggie, 1428 01:21:50,706 --> 01:21:53,009 it's just pregnancy, hon, believe me. 1429 01:21:56,279 --> 01:21:59,448 Well, I'm going to walk down. 1430 01:21:59,515 --> 01:22:00,716 Oh, honey, you can ride down with us. 1431 01:22:00,783 --> 01:22:03,219 No, I think I'd like to walk. 1432 01:22:04,153 --> 01:22:06,722 -Darling, are you sure? -Yeah. 1433 01:22:06,789 --> 01:22:08,724 The fresh air will do me good. 1434 01:22:23,039 --> 01:22:24,473 Where's Megan? 1435 01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:27,576 -She went on ahead. -Oh. 1436 01:22:27,643 --> 01:22:30,046 Uh, well, they're there. We're late. 1437 01:22:31,414 --> 01:22:32,881 Come on. 1438 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,083 (GILLIAN SIGHS) 1439 01:22:45,161 --> 01:22:46,762 TONY: It's quite an estate, isn't it, driver? 1440 01:22:46,829 --> 01:22:48,397 DRIVER: Harvey Fairchild lives well. 1441 01:22:48,464 --> 01:22:50,666 Stop, please. 1442 01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:52,435 Young Lady, can I offer you a lift? 1443 01:22:52,501 --> 01:22:54,637 -Oh, thank you, Father. -Please. 1444 01:22:55,904 --> 01:22:58,407 My name is Father Baragone. 1445 01:22:58,474 --> 01:22:59,808 -Megan Bartlet. -Megan? 1446 01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:01,644 Mmm. 1447 01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:03,412 TONY: If I'm not mistaken, you're Harvey Fairchild's daughter, aren't you? 1448 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:04,880 MEGAN: How do you know my father? 1449 01:23:07,216 --> 01:23:11,220 -Oh, hi, Megan! -Hi. 1450 01:23:13,656 --> 01:23:16,725 -HARVEY: God, I hope I can handle this. -GILLIAN: I hope you can, too. 1451 01:23:24,233 --> 01:23:28,137 -My God, it's big enough. They'll see it in Catalina. -I'm glad you like it. 1452 01:23:28,204 --> 01:23:31,507 -MAN: Hey, Harv, Happy Birthday. -Hi, Ed. 1453 01:23:31,574 --> 01:23:34,510 -What the hell is that? -Oh, I thought we should have a fortune-teller, 1454 01:23:34,577 --> 01:23:37,980 so I've hired our resident Malibu psychic. 1455 01:23:38,047 --> 01:23:40,483 -MADAM CARRIE: Well, hello. -Ah! 1456 01:23:40,549 --> 01:23:43,086 Madam Carrie, this is my husband Harvey. 1457 01:23:43,152 --> 01:23:47,890 -Happy birthday, Harvey. -Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Hot dog. Jesus! 1458 01:23:47,956 --> 01:23:50,293 -Happy birthday Harvey! -Hey, oh, hey, how the hell are ya. 1459 01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:52,095 Goddamn it's been a long time! 1460 01:23:52,161 --> 01:23:54,663 Where have you people been? We haven't seen you for so long. 1461 01:23:54,730 --> 01:23:56,832 -Hey, we saw you Tuesday. What are you talking about? -Tuesday now? 1462 01:23:56,899 --> 01:23:59,235 -I just wanted to see if you remembered. -Ah! Happy birthday. 1463 01:23:59,302 --> 01:24:01,570 -Been waiting for you. Please see the cake. -The cake? 1464 01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:03,672 -Isn't this wonderful? -Hi, Gillian. 1465 01:24:03,739 --> 01:24:05,708 -It's absolutely terrific. -How are you? 1466 01:24:05,774 --> 01:24:08,311 Yeah, hi. How are you? 1467 01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:11,214 (LAUGHING) That's close. Nice to see you. 1468 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:13,316 -Harvey, Happy Birthday. -Hey, hey, Tony, how the hell are ya? 1469 01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:14,950 This is Janice. This is Tony. 1470 01:24:15,017 --> 01:24:17,286 How do you do? Nice to meet you. Uh, Tony Baragone. 1471 01:24:17,353 --> 01:24:20,256 -And Father. He's a Father. This is my wife, Gillian. -How do you do, Father? 1472 01:24:20,323 --> 01:24:22,425 -Harvey! -Hi, Holly. How do you... 1473 01:24:22,491 --> 01:24:24,893 Oh, happy birthday! You look so sexy. 1474 01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:26,462 -Tony. This is Tony. This is uh... -Hi, Gil. 1475 01:24:26,529 --> 01:24:28,197 -Hi Holly. -This is, this is, uh, Holly. 1476 01:24:28,264 --> 01:24:30,699 -Yeah, we'll see you. Let's go, darling. -Just make yourself at home. 1477 01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:32,768 -Do you two know each other? -No. 1478 01:24:32,835 --> 01:24:35,638 Janice is it? 1479 01:24:35,704 --> 01:24:38,441 -And you asked Janice? -Janice? Well, I did? You did! 1480 01:24:38,507 --> 01:24:41,210 -I did not! -Well, I... What the hell! She is a client, dear. 1481 01:24:43,546 --> 01:24:45,914 JOSH: Happy Birthday, Noonie. 1482 01:24:48,284 --> 01:24:50,453 Corey, uh, I think everybody's here. 1483 01:24:50,519 --> 01:24:52,087 -You can tell them to start serving. -Okay. 1484 01:24:52,155 --> 01:24:54,523 Have you seen, uh, Dr. Romanis? 1485 01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,525 No, no, I haven't seen him. I don't think he's here yet. 1486 01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:57,593 No. 1487 01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:00,496 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1488 01:25:14,009 --> 01:25:15,144 Thank you. 1489 01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:20,783 Pardon me, madam, but might I have this dance? 1490 01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:22,951 -Oh, Josh, I don't feel like it. -Oh, come on. 1491 01:25:23,018 --> 01:25:25,554 -Come on! -Go dance with the kid in the suit, huh. 1492 01:25:29,358 --> 01:25:32,695 Please get tired. 1493 01:25:32,761 --> 01:25:35,231 (IN FRENCH ACCENT) Here it comes, you do that whacky two-step. 1494 01:25:35,298 --> 01:25:38,501 You know you're still my very favorite dancer. 1495 01:25:38,567 --> 01:25:40,369 Thank you, darling. 1496 01:25:43,572 --> 01:25:45,941 You're worried about Pop, aren't you? 1497 01:25:46,775 --> 01:25:48,944 -Yep. -Yep. So am I. 1498 01:25:49,011 --> 01:25:51,280 What, what's, what's bugging him? 1499 01:25:52,615 --> 01:25:55,751 Oh, I don't know, hon. Perhaps it's being 60. 1500 01:25:55,818 --> 01:25:58,821 Well, that's ridiculous. He has a picture-perfect life. 1501 01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:00,556 Well, I guess he doesn't think so. 1502 01:26:02,057 --> 01:26:04,660 Hey, Belmont. How are you, kid? 1503 01:26:04,727 --> 01:26:06,629 -Happy Birthday, Harv. -Thank you. 1504 01:26:06,695 --> 01:26:10,466 Did you hear what happened to Fred, right in the middle of his back swing? 1505 01:26:10,533 --> 01:26:14,303 They called paramedics... He's gone. 1506 01:26:14,370 --> 01:26:17,240 -He thought he was having gas. -Oh, my God. 1507 01:26:17,306 --> 01:26:18,774 Yeah. 1508 01:26:18,841 --> 01:26:21,844 What the hell's the matter with you? Your eyes, they're all bloodshot. 1509 01:26:21,910 --> 01:26:24,012 You look lousy. 1510 01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:26,982 How's your bowel movements? Hey, listen. 1511 01:26:27,049 --> 01:26:29,818 After 60 the first thing that goes is your bowel movements. 1512 01:26:29,885 --> 01:26:33,222 You know what happened to me? Remember? 1513 01:26:33,289 --> 01:26:38,827 Twelve o'clock at night, I'm standing there, dribbles, nothing. 1514 01:26:38,894 --> 01:26:42,865 The urologist's got a new technique, roto-rooter, it's a big long thing. 1515 01:26:42,931 --> 01:26:46,902 And it's got a little television camera on it and a knife. 1516 01:26:46,969 --> 01:26:49,505 And he puts it up your urethral canal. 1517 01:26:49,572 --> 01:26:52,808 And there's no incision, no, no scars, no nothing. 1518 01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:59,548 Where you can look over on, on a monitor and, yeah. 1519 01:26:59,615 --> 01:27:02,985 It can happen, bud. It can happen. Life's short, you know. 1520 01:27:05,454 --> 01:27:07,390 You had your fortune told lately? 1521 01:27:07,456 --> 01:27:10,893 -No. -Come with me. Come on. 1522 01:27:10,959 --> 01:27:12,328 -Where are we going? -Trust me. 1523 01:27:12,395 --> 01:27:14,297 -What do you mean, "trust me"? -Trust me. 1524 01:27:14,363 --> 01:27:16,665 -Trust? -This is something you're never going to forget. 1525 01:27:16,732 --> 01:27:18,434 -Great party, Harv. -Thank you, Harold. 1526 01:27:18,501 --> 01:27:21,270 You don't look a day over 60. 1527 01:27:21,337 --> 01:27:23,772 You never know what the future has in store, Belmont. 1528 01:27:23,839 --> 01:27:26,141 Now, you go into that tent and just ask for Madam Carrie. 1529 01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:27,276 But... 1530 01:27:27,343 --> 01:27:30,078 Madam Carrie. She's going to curl your toes. 1531 01:27:31,013 --> 01:27:33,449 Talk about a roto-rooter! 1532 01:27:33,516 --> 01:27:36,285 I'll have a bowl of vodka, please. 1533 01:27:36,352 --> 01:27:40,188 -Hey, Josh, you want to trade? -Why not! 1534 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:41,457 -Oh, good. -Hello. 1535 01:27:41,524 --> 01:27:43,692 I want to dance with my favorite mother-in-law. 1536 01:27:45,761 --> 01:27:48,297 So, Gil, who's the best dancer you know? 1537 01:27:48,364 --> 01:27:50,866 -You are, Larry. -Mmm-hmm. 1538 01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:54,437 But at the risk of being an unpopular mother-in-law, 1539 01:27:54,503 --> 01:27:56,805 I think you should spend a little more time with your lady. 1540 01:27:56,872 --> 01:27:58,507 She's being very fragile right now. 1541 01:27:58,574 --> 01:27:59,742 Gil, I tried. 1542 01:27:59,808 --> 01:28:01,143 I know, hon. 1543 01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:03,812 Why don't you try again? 1544 01:28:03,879 --> 01:28:07,082 -Right now? -Why not? But I want a rain check. 1545 01:28:13,221 --> 01:28:15,491 You wouldn't care to dance with a lady, would you, kind sir? 1546 01:28:15,558 --> 01:28:17,292 Not right now, love. 1547 01:28:19,828 --> 01:28:21,296 (LAUGHS) 1548 01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:29,071 Terrific party and I can't cut it anymore. I just... 1549 01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:32,441 God, I feel terrible. 1550 01:28:34,577 --> 01:28:36,945 Honest to God, sweetie, I've got to get the hell out of here. 1551 01:28:37,012 --> 01:28:39,715 I've got to go up to the house. So please. 1552 01:28:39,782 --> 01:28:43,519 Harvey, you go up to the house, right now, and I'm going, too. 1553 01:28:43,586 --> 01:28:46,555 And I don't mean up to the house, I mean forever. 1554 01:28:46,622 --> 01:28:48,524 What the hell is the matter with you? 1555 01:28:48,591 --> 01:28:50,325 Now, I know you're going through some kind of personal hell right now. 1556 01:28:50,393 --> 01:28:51,894 I know we have our problems. 1557 01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:55,197 You hate birthdays and you hate getting old and all of that. 1558 01:28:55,263 --> 01:28:59,535 But honestly, Harvey, I think you think you've got some kind of priority on those feelings. 1559 01:28:59,602 --> 01:29:02,905 I bet you there isn't a person in this room who isn't absolutely terrified 1560 01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:04,773 of their mortality. 1561 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:07,009 -What the hell... -You better face something, my friend. You better face it. 1562 01:29:07,075 --> 01:29:09,912 We are all going to die one day. 1563 01:29:09,978 --> 01:29:11,647 Now, it seems to me you have three choices. 1564 01:29:11,714 --> 01:29:15,418 You can take your own life. That's a stupid and vicious thing to do, 1565 01:29:15,484 --> 01:29:18,153 and what kind of a legacy is that to leave your kids, hmm? 1566 01:29:18,220 --> 01:29:22,625 Or, you can look at what's right under your very nose, which is that you have three 1567 01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:24,660 beautiful children who adore you. 1568 01:29:24,727 --> 01:29:28,230 You have a wife who happens to think you're the best thing since 1569 01:29:28,296 --> 01:29:32,367 chopped liver. You can take my hand. Let me be your mate. 1570 01:29:32,435 --> 01:29:34,369 You can be my mate. Let us be equals. 1571 01:29:34,437 --> 01:29:36,772 We'll go through the time we have left together, 1572 01:29:36,839 --> 01:29:39,842 side by side and face it, Harvey, or you can do what you have been doing, 1573 01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:43,546 which is being a child, sulking, pissing it all away. 1574 01:29:43,612 --> 01:29:46,715 Just acting so dumb it's ridiculous. You can do all of that, 1575 01:29:46,782 --> 01:29:48,917 that'll be just fine, but you'll be doing it without me, 1576 01:29:48,984 --> 01:29:52,855 because that is not the man I married and it's not the man I want. Okay? 1577 01:30:01,263 --> 01:30:02,631 (GASPING) 1578 01:30:12,174 --> 01:30:14,409 -Oh! -Hi, it's just me. 1579 01:30:14,477 --> 01:30:18,013 Do you know I remember the time when you used to smile all the time? 1580 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:20,082 Come on, now. You can do better than that. 1581 01:30:20,148 --> 01:30:22,885 (LAUGHS) 1582 01:30:22,951 --> 01:30:26,522 I also remember the time we used to sit and have a big cup of tea and just talk. 1583 01:30:26,589 --> 01:30:27,823 I miss that. 1584 01:30:27,890 --> 01:30:29,592 Oh, Corey. 1585 01:30:29,658 --> 01:30:33,161 I promise you tomorrow, come hell or high water, 1586 01:30:33,228 --> 01:30:36,765 we will find the time to sit and have a nice cup of tea. 1587 01:30:36,832 --> 01:30:38,366 Good. 1588 01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:41,303 Oh, by the way, when do you want me to bring Harv's cake in? 1589 01:30:41,369 --> 01:30:45,307 Oh, I guess now is as good a time as any. 1590 01:30:45,373 --> 01:30:47,075 You better go in. You're gonna catch a cold, sweetheart. 1591 01:30:47,142 --> 01:30:48,877 -Okay. -I'll go get it. 1592 01:30:52,815 --> 01:30:56,852 There we go. All right! Andre, do me a favor. 1593 01:30:56,919 --> 01:30:58,320 -Would you go in and cut out the lights. -Okay. 1594 01:30:58,386 --> 01:31:00,188 How about you? Would you help him? 1595 01:31:01,890 --> 01:31:04,192 All right, Harv, here we come. 1596 01:31:05,661 --> 01:31:07,195 Happy Birthday. 1597 01:31:08,396 --> 01:31:09,932 (GUESTS SHUSHING) 1598 01:31:12,167 --> 01:31:19,508 (GUESTS SINGING) * Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you 1599 01:31:19,575 --> 01:31:24,813 * Happy birthday dear Harvey 1600 01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:31,620 * Happy birthday to you 1601 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,024 HARVEY: Don't help me! 1602 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:47,502 Wait! You got to make another wish! 1603 01:31:47,570 --> 01:31:48,671 I wish you'd shut up. 1604 01:31:48,737 --> 01:31:49,972 (ALL LAUGHING) 1605 01:31:51,306 --> 01:31:53,175 All right. 1606 01:31:53,241 --> 01:31:55,077 -Killer! -All right. 1607 01:31:55,143 --> 01:31:57,012 Happy birthday. All right. 1608 01:31:57,079 --> 01:31:58,280 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1609 01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:01,516 See, Andre. 1610 01:32:03,118 --> 01:32:05,120 Darling. 1611 01:32:05,187 --> 01:32:07,355 I can tell. You're upset. 1612 01:32:07,422 --> 01:32:11,594 Please, look at me. My God, I love you. I would be dead without you. 1613 01:32:11,660 --> 01:32:13,295 -Mr. Fairchild. -I might, I might be existing, 1614 01:32:13,361 --> 01:32:17,032 -but not living, I... What? -Hi, Mrs. Fairchild. 1615 01:32:17,099 --> 01:32:19,234 I'm Jesse Grant, George's son. 1616 01:32:19,301 --> 01:32:20,468 -Oh, George's son? -Yeah! 1617 01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:21,804 -How about that? -And this is my girlfriend, Lisa. 1618 01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:23,005 -Oh, Lisa. How are you? -Hi. Good to meet you. 1619 01:32:23,071 --> 01:32:24,807 We just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. 1620 01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:26,742 -Oh, well, thank you. You've done it. -Have a good time. 1621 01:32:26,809 --> 01:32:28,110 -Thank you. Lovely party. -Thank you, Lisa. 1622 01:32:28,176 --> 01:32:29,645 Thank you. Bye-bye. 1623 01:32:29,712 --> 01:32:31,947 -Look, I'm sorry that I was dumping on you, darling. -ANDRE: Harvey! 1624 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:33,882 -And I swear to you... -Have some birthday cake. 1625 01:32:33,949 --> 01:32:35,283 Happy birthday. 1626 01:32:35,350 --> 01:32:37,285 -Thanks. -What the hell is... 1627 01:32:37,352 --> 01:32:38,654 Where was I? 1628 01:32:38,721 --> 01:32:41,556 Oh, look, it's your fault. 1629 01:32:41,624 --> 01:32:42,791 -(DRUM ROLL) -I don't believe this. 1630 01:32:42,858 --> 01:32:46,695 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. 1631 01:32:46,762 --> 01:32:51,366 This evening, you know, would not be complete if we didn't get one song from Gillian. 1632 01:32:51,433 --> 01:32:52,868 -So how about it? -Yeah. 1633 01:32:52,935 --> 01:32:55,170 -No, Harvey. Honey, listen to me. -Come on you have to! 1634 01:32:55,237 --> 01:32:59,341 Anyway, it's all your fault, because I knew all along you'd never leave me. 1635 01:32:59,407 --> 01:33:02,544 No matter how much of an imbecile I was because I'm too adorable. 1636 01:33:02,611 --> 01:33:04,112 Give me your cake. 1637 01:33:08,016 --> 01:33:09,484 This is dear of you. 1638 01:33:09,551 --> 01:33:11,754 Uh... 1639 01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:16,859 I've had an allergy for about week now, and I don't know if I can even sing. 1640 01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:19,094 Oh, come on. 1641 01:33:19,161 --> 01:33:22,430 If I did, it would be about two octaves lower, and you wouldn't like that. 1642 01:33:22,497 --> 01:33:24,099 One song, please. 1643 01:33:25,433 --> 01:33:27,169 MAN: Go ahead. Go ahead. 1644 01:33:30,438 --> 01:33:31,974 (WHISPERING) 1645 01:33:33,909 --> 01:33:37,112 GILLIAN: Andy. About A flat? Something like that. 1646 01:33:37,179 --> 01:33:38,814 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1647 01:33:38,881 --> 01:33:40,482 (CLEARS THROAT) 1648 01:34:00,102 --> 01:34:01,737 Hold that for me please, Joe. 1649 01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:08,476 Uh, please excuse me just a minute. Play something, Joe. 1650 01:34:10,545 --> 01:34:12,514 Does that mean what I think it means? 1651 01:34:12,580 --> 01:34:13,782 It's benign. 1652 01:34:13,849 --> 01:34:16,318 (GASPS) 1653 01:34:16,384 --> 01:34:19,621 The pathologist is a big fan of yours. You made his day. 1654 01:34:19,688 --> 01:34:21,724 Oh, God. 1655 01:34:24,727 --> 01:34:25,894 -No mistake? -No. 1656 01:34:25,961 --> 01:34:27,329 -You're sure? -Hiya, Keith. 1657 01:34:27,395 --> 01:34:29,331 Oh, Keith, thank you! 1658 01:34:29,397 --> 01:34:32,067 Hey, dear. Hey, darling, what the hell is going on? 1659 01:34:32,134 --> 01:34:33,301 Oh, Harvey. 1660 01:34:34,937 --> 01:34:36,739 -Come with me, hon. -Huh? 1661 01:34:49,918 --> 01:34:51,386 Holly, is something wrong? 1662 01:34:53,255 --> 01:34:54,857 No, Father, something's right. 1663 01:34:56,058 --> 01:34:57,826 Come on. I'll buy you a drink. 1664 01:35:08,737 --> 01:35:10,105 You have two restaurants? 1665 01:35:10,172 --> 01:35:11,874 No, in fact, I have three restaurants. 1666 01:35:11,940 --> 01:35:13,441 I'm opening another one in Santa Monica. 1667 01:35:13,508 --> 01:35:16,478 God, I've always wanted to own a restaurant. What kind? 1668 01:35:16,544 --> 01:35:18,346 It doesn't matter. Are you having an opening? 1669 01:35:20,883 --> 01:35:24,719 No, Father, I'm not Catholic. I never have been. But I love God. 1670 01:35:24,787 --> 01:35:27,155 But I did love God, until I met this guy I married for 10 minutes. 1671 01:35:27,222 --> 01:35:28,991 He said, "Oh, fuck you. You asshole." 1672 01:35:29,057 --> 01:35:32,460 Oh, I'm probably gonna be punished by a God I don't even believe in, but... 1673 01:35:32,527 --> 01:35:36,331 -That's rather a salty speech. -I lost my faith until I saw you tonight. 1674 01:35:36,398 --> 01:35:38,333 I wasn't sure whether it was the collar or... 1675 01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:40,102 -My dear... -Confessionally speaking... 1676 01:35:40,168 --> 01:35:42,137 -...you realize that this collar means celibacy. -...I'm very sexually 1677 01:35:42,204 --> 01:35:44,706 -attracted to you and uh... -I've taken the vow. 1678 01:35:44,773 --> 01:35:47,843 Well, so have I. Many, many times, and, oh, my God, but if we made love, 1679 01:35:47,910 --> 01:35:49,411 you could give me absolution. 1680 01:35:49,477 --> 01:35:52,080 You remind me of someone I knew at, in college. 1681 01:35:52,147 --> 01:35:54,216 Oh, good. Were you attracted to her? 1682 01:35:54,282 --> 01:35:55,583 Yeah, I was. 1683 01:35:55,650 --> 01:35:57,619 Well, you know I knew this guy that broke my sister's nose, 1684 01:35:57,685 --> 01:35:59,387 when I was a kid. And I always thought that's why he became a priest. 1685 01:35:59,454 --> 01:36:01,623 -You see there is... -And he tied her up in a chair and it was like, 1686 01:36:01,689 --> 01:36:03,658 you know, I thought he was overcompensating. 1687 01:36:03,725 --> 01:36:05,093 What did it feel like? 1688 01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:07,695 It was just like an irritation at first, darling. 1689 01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:09,697 Jesus, that's what I've had for about a week, on the right side. 1690 01:36:09,764 --> 01:36:10,933 -Yeah? -Just a little. 1691 01:36:10,999 --> 01:36:12,634 Well, hold it. Let me see. Open up. 1692 01:36:12,700 --> 01:36:15,270 Oh, yes. Now that could be serious, 1693 01:36:15,337 --> 01:36:17,505 unless you keep your mouth shut at least for a week. 1694 01:36:17,572 --> 01:36:21,109 Do you mind if I dance with your wife? Just nod yes. 1695 01:36:23,578 --> 01:36:26,048 -I get to dance with you next. -All right. 1696 01:36:28,283 --> 01:36:29,417 (CLEARING THROAT) 1697 01:36:33,321 --> 01:36:34,422 -Mom? -Yep? 1698 01:36:34,489 --> 01:36:35,824 -Everything all right? -Fine. 1699 01:36:48,270 --> 01:36:51,506 Oh, Harvey, I am so happy. Father Baragone told me 1700 01:36:51,573 --> 01:36:56,511 you've come back to the church and I thought, just the three of us, a nice little retreat. 1701 01:36:56,578 --> 01:36:58,346 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1702 01:36:58,413 --> 01:37:01,449 -And if that doesn't appeal to you let me sell your house. -No. 1703 01:37:01,516 --> 01:37:04,719 I'm not kidding you, Harvey, I could get you and Gil a cozy little cottage for two. 1704 01:37:04,786 --> 01:37:07,589 -No kids. Just me dropping by. -Excuse me. 1705 01:37:07,655 --> 01:37:09,524 -Ah, Larry. -How are you, love? 1706 01:37:09,591 --> 01:37:10,658 Fine. 1707 01:37:10,725 --> 01:37:12,360 Listen, I know you want to apologize 1708 01:37:12,427 --> 01:37:14,162 for the rotten way you've been treating me lately. 1709 01:37:14,229 --> 01:37:16,198 -Not necessary. -Do you forgive me? 1710 01:37:16,264 --> 01:37:18,600 I'll tell you something else. I know just what I want the kid to call me. 1711 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:20,135 -Oh, what's that? -Grandpa. 1712 01:37:20,202 --> 01:37:23,305 -Oh, daddy. -Oh, Harvey, you've such beautiful ears. 1713 01:37:23,371 --> 01:37:26,741 -I love your ears. -She loves my ears. 1714 01:37:26,808 --> 01:37:28,043 -Thanks, Harv. -Oh, yeah. 1715 01:37:28,110 --> 01:37:29,511 -Thanks. -Okay. 1716 01:37:29,577 --> 01:37:31,179 The best is yet to come. 1717 01:37:31,246 --> 01:37:32,447 What about your ears? 1718 01:37:32,514 --> 01:37:34,082 -I don't know. That's the strangest... -Mmm-hmm. 1719 01:37:34,149 --> 01:37:35,918 Oh, hey. Excuse me. 1720 01:37:36,584 --> 01:37:37,685 Oh! 1721 01:37:50,198 --> 01:37:52,434 -Darling? -Mmm-hmm. 1722 01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:55,337 -You know what I want you to do for me tonight? -What's that? 1723 01:37:55,403 --> 01:37:58,040 Gargle with some warm water and salt. 1724 01:37:58,106 --> 01:38:01,576 No, don't laugh! I know what I'm talking about. That works. 1725 01:38:01,643 --> 01:38:03,345 My God, we're going on our second honeymoon. 1726 01:38:03,411 --> 01:38:05,113 I don't want you getting sick on me. 1727 01:38:31,173 --> 01:38:37,145 * If you look at your life in a looking glass 1728 01:38:37,212 --> 01:38:41,950 * You may see some things you don't want to see 1729 01:38:42,017 --> 01:38:46,888 * You may see the day your youth slipped away 1730 01:38:46,955 --> 01:38:51,359 * And you'll say, "Hey, that just can't be me" 1731 01:38:55,730 --> 01:39:01,636 * You can learn about life in a looking glass 1732 01:39:01,703 --> 01:39:07,742 * Maybe learn some things you never dreamed you'd know 1733 01:39:07,809 --> 01:39:13,515 * Believe me, though, In time fate will show 1734 01:39:13,581 --> 01:39:18,286 * That the looking glass is true 1735 01:39:18,353 --> 01:39:22,324 * And in your heart you'll agree 1736 01:39:23,758 --> 01:39:28,063 * That's life that you see 1737 01:39:29,064 --> 01:39:32,467 * And you'll know who you are 1738 01:39:32,534 --> 01:39:36,938 * And be glad you're you 1739 01:40:02,130 --> 01:40:07,402 * If you look at your life in a looking glass 1740 01:40:07,469 --> 01:40:11,639 * You may see some things you don't want to see 1741 01:40:13,075 --> 01:40:18,046 * You may see the day your youth slipped away 1742 01:40:18,113 --> 01:40:22,750 * And you'll say, "Hey, that just can't be me" 1743 01:40:27,722 --> 01:40:32,327 * You can learn about life in a looking glass 1744 01:40:32,394 --> 01:40:37,999 * Maybe learn some things you never dreamed you'd know 1745 01:40:38,066 --> 01:40:43,671 * Believe me, though, In time fate will show 1746 01:40:43,738 --> 01:40:47,875 * That the looking glass is true 1747 01:40:49,144 --> 01:40:53,481 * And in your heart you'll agree 1748 01:40:54,549 --> 01:40:58,520 * That's life that you see 1749 01:40:59,921 --> 01:41:02,890 * And you'll know who you are 1750 01:41:02,957 --> 01:41:07,429 * And be glad you're you 1751 01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:16,704 * Glad you're you 1752 01:41:19,274 --> 01:41:20,742 (VOCALIZING) 1753 01:41:39,261 --> 01:41:43,798 * Be glad Be glad 1754 01:41:44,599 --> 01:41:51,273 * You're you