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- Oh, that's him.

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[grunts]

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Hey, guys.

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So, last week, we exposed
the toxic-wasteland

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hypocrisy that is Big Pharma.

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If you thought that
was something,

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wait till you see what we have
in store for you this week

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on "Gotcha."

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Let's do it.

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[running footsteps]

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Oh, you know this
guy's messed up.

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What a freak.

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As far as he's concerned,
this is just a student film,

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and we're just
two religious guys

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who are going to have a nice
conversation about faith.

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He has no idea what's
about to hit him.

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[distant animal howling]

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All right, here we go.

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[distant animal screeching]

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[dog howling]

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Who's there?

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- Hello.
- [gasps]

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- Sorry.

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You startled me.

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- You're right to be
on your toes, my son.

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Evil doth emerge from the
darkness from time to time.

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Let's have a look, shall we?

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The Bible says that
evil hates the light

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and will not come into
the light for fear

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its deeds be exposed.

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You must be Jeremy.

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- Yeah.

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We emailed.

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- Yes, we did.

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I'm Father Tom Durkin.

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I've been expecting you.

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[chuckles]

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[eerie music]

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IE

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- All right.
Okay.

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Father Tom, we're ready for the
conversation whenever you are.

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Father Tom?

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Father Tom?

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- [breathing heavily]

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- What is he doing in there?

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I bet he's whacking off.

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- Get out!

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Close the door!
Close it!

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[breathing heavily]

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Wait!

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Come back.

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I can explain.

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There's demons
everywhere, Jeremy.

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We constantly have
to exorcise them.

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That's all I was doing.

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- Okay.

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- I'm going to need a few
minutes to finish before we

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start our conversation.

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So, be a--be a good
boy, go upstairs.

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[breathing heavily]

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Would you like something
to drink, my son?

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- Water's fine.

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- Just water?
That's all?

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- Yep.

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Thanks.

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- Very pious and devout of you,
but, you know, I can always

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change this water

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into wine.

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I'm serious, Jeremy.

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You can technically
have a drink.

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It's not a sin.

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Oris it?

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- I believe the Bible says, and
lead us not into temptation.

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- But deliver us from evil.

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Amen.

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Oh, good boy.

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That's a real good boy, Jeremy.

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Hey, you mind if I, uh,
throw on a little music?

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- Actually, I'd really
love to keep the audio--

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["Hallelujah" playing loudly]
- ♪ Hallelujah ♪

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♪ Hallelujah

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♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪

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- I'm sorry. I actually don't
know how to work this!

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I don't spend much time here!

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The church uses this house...
[music stops]

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For other things.

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But we can talk
about that later.

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I did notice you're a little
bit jumpy tonight, though, Jer.

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Anything--anything
bothering you?

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- Yeah, that was just
really loud, so...

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- Do ye not have faith that
the Lord thy God will protect

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you from the forces of evil?

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- I do.
I just think--

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- Oh, that was a joke.

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An awkward
man-of-the-cloth joke.

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I'm just not used to hanging
out with normal people,

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especially not handsome,
charming, talented, normal

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people like you.

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I mean, can you imagine getting
an email out of the blue,

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asking if I would like to
participate in a filmed

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conversation along
the lines

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of "God's Not Dead"
and "My Dinner with Andre"?

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I mean, I about nearly
soiled my cassock.

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Two of my favorite
films of all time.

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Jeremy, Jeremy, is
there anything better

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than watching two men debate
their principles

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for 120 minutes
in "God's Not Dead,"

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when Kevin Sorbo finally admits
that he hates God?

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How can you hate something that
you don't believe in, right?

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It's the ultimate
gotcha moment!

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Am I right?

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- Yeah, great film.

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Anyway, I would really love to
get going with this interview.

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- Yeah, I bet you would.

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- Yeah, so maybe...

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- Yeah, sure.
- Have a seat.

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[clears throat]
Um, so--

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- No, nope, no, no, no, no.
This is stilted.

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Nope, this is--it feels forced,
and it feels stagy.

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And if there is one thing
those two films are not,

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it is forced and stagy.

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This should feel like a
natural conversation, you know?

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The couch.

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Yes!

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Two friends on the couch.

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Buddies on the couch.
Buddies on the couch.

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Get over here, Jeremy.

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Come on.
Get over here.

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It'll take you longer
to get here than it took

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Jesus to rise from the dead.

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Come on.
Boot scootin' boogie.

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Oh, good Lord, I don't bite.

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Get that tushy over here.

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Okay.

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- Okay--

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- Now, before we begin, I do
have one question for you.

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- What?

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- What was your first
impression of me?

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- What do you mean?

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- I mean, as a man of the
cloth, am I a comfort to you,

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or is it odd for you to--to
sit next to someone who gave up

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all the pleasures
of the flesh so he

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could be married
to an invisible

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man living in the sky?

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- Well--
- You know what I think?

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- What?

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- I think people
are scared of me.

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That's what I think.

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I think they see a man
who believes in heaven,

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that he'll live
forever, and they

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know that man is 100% free.

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That man is capable of
doing anything

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at any time.

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And I think that scares
the bejesus out of people.

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- 1 don't know.
[both screaming]

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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

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I am so sorry.
I repent. I repent.

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I owe you 10 Hail Mary's,
20 Our Fathers.

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It's just--when you've
been good all the time,

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you get up to a little bit
of the devil's business.

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I'm really sorry.

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I did not mean to make
you uncomfortable.

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Let's start over.

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- I'm not uncomfortable.

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What I am...

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is angry.

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- Oh, I can see that.
- Yeah.

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- I'm angry.

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And I carry the anger of
centuries and centuries

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of unfortunate souls
who've been wronged

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by men of the cloth like you!

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Jeremy, I didn't realize.

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- For too long,
your "church"...

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has hidden behind
"expensive PR companies."

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You've bought off endless
politicians

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and businessmen!

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But tonight you,
Father Tom Durkin,

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will answer...

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for the sins of your church,

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your God, your religion

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right here...

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on "Gotcha"!

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[sighs]

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So what do you have to say
for yourself now, Father Tom?

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Oh, yeah, nailed his holy ass!

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That's right, Durkin.

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You can run, but
you can't hide.

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Sorry about that.

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I'm not done with you yet.

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[loud banging]
- Demon, I'm a demon!

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Angel, I'm an angel.

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- Maybe I'll let him
off the hook here.

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He's probably had enough.

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- Jeremy, you little devil.

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You've been tricking me.
You're not a pious little boy.

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You're a heathen who doesn't
believe in God at all.

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And you know what I say
to that, Jeremy?

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Praise Jesus!

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You're a genius.

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I can't believe I didn't
think of this myself.

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I mean, look, the world doesn't
need to see us men of the cloth

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as these pious sissies who deny
the pleasures of the flesh.

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No, they need to
know we're sinners.

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We're sinners, just
like everybody else.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, I call this drink
Mommy Loves Her Juice.

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We used to call
it Devil's Jizz,

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but every time I drink
it, I ended up screaming,

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Mommy loves her juice!

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So my boys renamed it for me.

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Mmm!

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Tastes like shit, but it'll get
you there quick, bro.

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- I'm leaving.
[music playing from device]

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- Hold on.
Listen to this guitar solo.

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I'm leaving.
- Wait.

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Why?

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- I said, I'm leaving.

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- What's going on?

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- Because it's
a waste of my time.

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You're obviously
not a real priest.

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You're just some asshole
looking for attention.

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- That is not true.
I am, too, a real priest.

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- Yeah, yeah, smoking doobies
and drinking jungle juice.

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Real man of the cloth.

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- Hey, hey, hey!

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- Ah!

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Ow!

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- I'm very sorry about that.

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- It burns!

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- Well, that's the Everclear.
- Jesus Christ!

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- He's not coming
for you, Jeremy.

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- Why'd you do that?

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- Because you need
to wake the fuck up!

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You and I have been handed a
golden opportunity tonight,

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and you are too
blind to see it.

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Your subscribers
are waning, Jeremy.

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You need a hit episode.

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That's right.

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I know all about "Gotcha" and
that fake persona you put on.

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But it's okay.

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00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,931
I'm actually a very huge fan.
Love the show.

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00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,892
But the truth is, you're
past your creative prime.

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The new blood,
they're beating you

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at your own game, man, okay?

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00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,938
And you need a big fish.

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00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,024
You need a big fish like me.

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00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,276
And it's okay.
Look, I need someone like you.

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I really do.

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It's been forever since
I've had a chance to convert

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the truly unconvertible.

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So let's stick
together tonight.

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Let's scratch each
other's backs.

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I'll give you the greatest
episode of "Gotcha"

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you've ever seen.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no!

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Wait, I'll sweeten the pot,
I'll sweeten the pot.

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How about I show you
something that no one outside

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of the church has ever seen?

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The ultimate gotcha.

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Do you know the parable
of the footprints?

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A man looks back on his
life, and he sees two sets

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of footprints in the sand,
one belonging to himself

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and one belonging to
the Lord Jesus Christ.

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But he notices, at
his hardest moments,

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there's only one
set of footprints.

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So, he's like, hey, Jesus,
what's up with that?

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Where were You when
I needed you most?

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To which Jesus replies...

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it was then that I carried you.

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Oh, chills.
Chills every time, am I right?

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All right, come
on, let's kneel.

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Come, come, come on.

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Come on, hurry up.
Hurry up, Jer.

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Now, I need you
to understand something.

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When this gets out,
people's perceptions

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of the Catholic Church are
going to change forever.

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This is a huge responsibility.

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Do you understand me, Jeremy?
- Yeah.

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- Okay.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's--that's not for you.

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Some things need to be private.

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Okay, now, you just watch.

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- [speaking Spanish]

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- They're speaking Spanish.

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- [speaking Spanish]

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- That's Spanish
for Jesus Christ.

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- [speaking Spanish]

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[growling]

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- Okay, now I want to
show you something.

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It's time for your
big gotcha moment.

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- I don't get it.

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- That's right.

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That was me.

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I was 16 years old on
a high-school exchange program

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to Guatemala.

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I had my whole
life ahead of me.

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I already knew I had
the darkness in me,

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but I hadn't yet learned

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how to properly exorcise out
the demons,

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like I do now on my Alpine X
2200 calorie buster out there.

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Instead, I buried
them inside of me,

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and that is not
a good idea, Jeremy.

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They're too strong.

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And one day, I just cracked.

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They took over.

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I don't even remember
what happened.

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By the time I came
to consciousness,

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there was a dead
priest at my feet.

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I buried him in the yard behind
that shed with my bare hands.

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And that day I took an oath.

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I, too, would become a priest.

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I would walk the very footsteps
that he could no longer walk.

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And in this way, I would honor
the memory of Father Dom Girkin

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by becoming...

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Father Tom Durkin.

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Tell me, Jeremy.

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Are you a believer now?

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- Yeah, I believe you.

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And I believe in God.

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- No, no, you don't.
- Yeah, I do.

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- You don't.
- All of it, I do.

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- You're lying to me, Jeremy.
You're lying.

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- I think this is
a good place to wrap up.

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- I can see you've become
afraid, and I understand.

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Look, you'll tell me
whatever I want to hear

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just so you can run
right out that door.

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But, Jeremy, let me
tell you something.

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You are not leaving
here tonight, not like this.

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Uh-oh, now you're thinking,
am I faster than him?

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Could I beat him to that door?

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But maybe you're forgetting
who owns this place.

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It's the church.

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You're forgetting
what happens here.

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Oh, no, Is this
one of those places

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where they lock you inside?

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So why don't you just
surrender, Jeremy?

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Aren't you tired?

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All the posturing
and the lying.

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You're so much
more than "Gotcha."

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You can be born anew.

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You can start over.

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Just let me help you, my son.

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[gurgling water]

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You a tub guy or
a shower guy, Jer?

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My money, nothing
beats a good soak.

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You know what my mom called it?

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Tubby time.

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Yeah, it's always my
favorite part of the day,

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you know, just a place
to get clean and get new,

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like a baptism, really.

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So, yeah, when you're
ready, just hop on in there,

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and we'll hold your
head under as long

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as we need to get you clean.

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Oh, look at that, tootsie.

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It's a tiny, little tootsie.
[laughs]

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You never know, Jer,
just never know.

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Look, I do want to apologize.

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Earlier, that whole joke
about the doors being locked,

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really just my
awkward bit--

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ow!
- Gotcha!

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Gimme my camera!
- Nice one, Jer!

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You got me.

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- Let me go!
- [laughs]

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[panting, scuffling]

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Jesus Christ, you are fast!

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- Jesus!

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[panting]

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[bang]
- [laughs]

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Well, looks like there's only
one way out of here, Jeremy.

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You're going to
have to run me over.

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Question is, do
you have it in you?

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Are you an angel?

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Or are you a devil?

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There he goes.

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[engine sputtering]
- Come on! [groans]

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- Uh-oh.
- Come on!

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- Looking for this?

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- No, no, no!

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- [laughing evilly]

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[pounding on window]
- Aah!

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No.

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[banging]

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Leave me alone!

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[knocking]

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Stop! Stop!

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Please stop!

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- [laughs evilly]
- No, get--

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- [screaming]

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No, no, no, no, no, no!

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[thwacking]

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[choking, gurgling]

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- Gotcha good, Jer.

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[grunts]

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Heavy.

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Hey, it was then
that I carried you.

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Oh, chills, every time.

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[eerie music]

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