1 00:00:34,693 --> 00:00:37,662 You ever fart and sneeze at the same time? 2 00:00:37,696 --> 00:00:40,256 You ever barf up something you know you didn't eat? 3 00:00:40,299 --> 00:00:43,564 I got sick one time and barfed a whole shrimp. 4 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:44,898 I mean, I know I chewed it. 5 00:00:44,936 --> 00:00:46,198 I got a better one. 6 00:00:46,237 --> 00:00:48,569 Once, I barfed so hard 7 00:00:48,606 --> 00:00:50,767 that I pulled a string bean out of my nose. 8 00:00:52,643 --> 00:00:54,133 That was gross. 9 00:00:54,178 --> 00:00:55,577 Oh, that's so slimy. 10 00:00:55,613 --> 00:00:56,739 Ew. 11 00:00:56,781 --> 00:00:59,716 You know when you just wake up, and you're sick, 12 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,615 and you're just waiting to suck it down. 13 00:01:01,652 --> 00:01:04,280 Aw, man you could hawk one of those ten feet, easy. 14 00:01:04,322 --> 00:01:06,755 No, no, no… it's better to blow them out your nose. 15 00:01:06,790 --> 00:01:08,758 No, no, it's better to suck. 16 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:10,919 Now, those are not the best loogies. 17 00:01:10,961 --> 00:01:12,656 My cousin hawked a loogie 18 00:01:12,696 --> 00:01:14,561 from the top of the Empire State Building. 19 00:01:14,598 --> 00:01:16,566 Hit a lady in the head. Killed her. 20 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,692 He's in prison now. 21 00:01:17,734 --> 00:01:19,565 In prison for snot. 22 00:01:20,737 --> 00:01:21,795 Boom, boom. 23 00:01:24,140 --> 00:01:25,766 Okay, you guys, come on. 24 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:27,502 We place here in the time capsule… 25 00:01:27,543 --> 00:01:29,135 The sacred shoe box. 26 00:01:29,178 --> 00:01:34,241 Okay, in the sacred shoe box, 27 00:01:34,283 --> 00:01:37,912 the things we do not understand, 28 00:01:37,953 --> 00:01:41,252 to be opened again when all the mysteries of the universe 29 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:43,781 have been revealed to us. 30 00:01:43,859 --> 00:01:45,758 Who's first? Kevin. 31 00:01:50,298 --> 00:01:57,227 I found it in my mom's secret drawer, in this plastic box. 32 00:02:02,810 --> 00:02:04,368 I know what this is. 33 00:02:04,412 --> 00:02:07,005 It goes in the bottom of the bathtub to stop the drain. 34 00:02:07,047 --> 00:02:08,537 No, it doesn't. It's a diaphragm. 35 00:02:08,582 --> 00:02:10,982 It prevents the passage of sperm into the uterus… 36 00:02:11,018 --> 00:02:12,315 in girls. 37 00:02:12,352 --> 00:02:13,751 How do you know that? 38 00:02:13,854 --> 00:02:16,118 I saw it on Nightline. 39 00:02:16,156 --> 00:02:17,316 I'm telling you, Frank, 40 00:02:17,357 --> 00:02:19,257 it goes in the bottom of the bathtub. 41 00:02:19,293 --> 00:02:21,761 I think it's a travel drinking cup. 42 00:02:21,795 --> 00:02:23,990 She'll never miss it. 43 00:02:24,031 --> 00:02:26,521 Wait, don't drink out of it until we know what it is. 44 00:02:26,565 --> 00:02:28,499 Yeah. 45 00:02:28,534 --> 00:02:30,058 Brad. 46 00:02:33,506 --> 00:02:37,101 I found it in my sister's room. 47 00:02:37,143 --> 00:02:40,635 I believe it's some kind of weapon. 48 00:02:43,149 --> 00:02:45,378 A picture of my dead mother. 49 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:47,180 How come you're putting it in the box? 50 00:02:47,218 --> 00:02:50,210 Because I don't know why my dad keeps all of her pictures 51 00:02:50,255 --> 00:02:53,691 hidden in the attic, and tells me she looked like Grace Kelley. 52 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,491 Who's Grace Kelley? 53 00:02:56,528 --> 00:02:58,792 Oh, she was a very famous clown. 54 00:02:58,863 --> 00:03:00,524 She was a princess. 55 00:03:00,565 --> 00:03:04,057 And, also… 56 00:03:04,102 --> 00:03:06,729 I don't know what it's like to have a mother. 57 00:03:06,837 --> 00:03:08,896 We could tell you. 58 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:12,841 You can't tell somebody something like that. 59 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:23,079 Have you ever noticed that girls don't fart? 60 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,314 My mom farts. 61 00:03:25,389 --> 00:03:26,855 Looks like a boob. 62 00:03:26,889 --> 00:03:30,985 Yeah. Make them fly around. 63 00:03:34,163 --> 00:03:35,755 My boob's bigger than yours. 64 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,766 Let's see if you can catch my boob. 65 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:40,734 You've got, like, a mosquito bite boob, Frank. 66 00:03:40,770 --> 00:03:42,237 Why don't girls spit? 67 00:03:42,271 --> 00:03:44,296 They're hiding something from us. 68 00:03:44,340 --> 00:03:46,432 The rules have changed. 69 00:03:46,475 --> 00:03:47,635 Gotcha. 70 00:03:47,676 --> 00:03:49,667 It's a battle of the sexes… 71 00:03:49,711 --> 00:03:54,239 and believe me, we are way behind. 72 00:04:54,239 --> 00:04:55,763 Shit! 73 00:04:55,841 --> 00:04:58,435 I can't dance. 74 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:11,815 You see this, Frank? 75 00:05:11,856 --> 00:05:13,323 This little seedling 76 00:05:13,357 --> 00:05:16,349 represents an entire species of marsh grass. 77 00:05:18,963 --> 00:05:21,090 If it lives, the wetlands will survive, 78 00:05:21,132 --> 00:05:23,600 Mortlake turtle can return to its natural habitat, 79 00:05:23,634 --> 00:05:25,158 and birds like the glossy ibis 80 00:05:25,203 --> 00:05:27,295 won't lose another precious nesting place. 81 00:05:27,337 --> 00:05:30,573 Dad, if you don't get dressed, we'll be late for school. 82 00:05:30,573 --> 00:05:35,533 Dad, if you don't get dressed, we'll be late for school. 83 00:05:35,578 --> 00:05:38,672 Hey, hey, look at this. 84 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,371 You won a prize. 85 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:43,544 Yeah. 86 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:47,282 What is that? 87 00:05:48,756 --> 00:05:50,018 Homework. 88 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,526 They're assigning Cosmopolitan as homework? 89 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,528 No, they assigned this, 90 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:55,961 but I'm getting nowhere with it. 91 00:05:55,997 --> 00:05:57,760 You can't relate that to the real world. 92 00:05:57,865 --> 00:05:59,127 Like how? 93 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:02,432 Like, was Mom a virgin when you married her? 94 00:06:02,470 --> 00:06:04,131 What are you studying, religion? 95 00:06:04,172 --> 00:06:05,139 Sex. 96 00:06:05,173 --> 00:06:06,571 Are you going to tell me about Mom or not? 97 00:06:06,607 --> 00:06:08,302 No. 98 00:06:08,342 --> 00:06:10,435 Boy, that's good coffee. Fresh brewed? 99 00:06:10,477 --> 00:06:11,705 Instant. 100 00:06:11,778 --> 00:06:13,609 Now, how 'bout if you love someone? 101 00:06:13,647 --> 00:06:15,410 Do you have to have sex with them? 102 00:06:15,449 --> 00:06:16,643 This can't be instant. 103 00:06:16,683 --> 00:06:18,116 We ran out of beans. 104 00:06:18,151 --> 00:06:19,243 And if you kiss a girl, 105 00:06:19,286 --> 00:06:20,810 what base is that, 106 00:06:20,854 --> 00:06:23,186 and where's the birth canal? 107 00:06:23,223 --> 00:06:24,349 I have a chart. 108 00:06:24,391 --> 00:06:26,722 You never have to have sex if you don't want to, 109 00:06:26,826 --> 00:06:28,919 kissing a girl's first base, the birth canal's right there, 110 00:06:28,961 --> 00:06:30,019 and you shouldn't have sex 111 00:06:30,062 --> 00:06:31,723 unless you're in love and probably married. 112 00:06:31,764 --> 00:06:32,731 Why not? 113 00:06:32,765 --> 00:06:34,198 I don't remember… it has something to do 114 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:37,225 with not wanting to have babies with people you don't know. 115 00:06:37,269 --> 00:06:38,827 It says in this magazine 116 00:06:38,871 --> 00:06:41,169 that there's a spot on a woman you can touch 117 00:06:41,207 --> 00:06:43,175 to drive her completely insane. 118 00:06:45,011 --> 00:06:47,706 I don't think the magazine's a good idea. 119 00:06:47,746 --> 00:06:50,738 And in my experience, there is no such place. 120 00:06:50,782 --> 00:06:51,749 Dad. 121 00:06:51,783 --> 00:06:53,011 What? 122 00:06:53,051 --> 00:06:57,351 When I grow up, do I have to have hair all over my body? 123 00:06:57,389 --> 00:06:59,721 You saw your sister naked in the shower? 124 00:06:59,758 --> 00:07:00,952 Sort of. 125 00:07:00,992 --> 00:07:03,552 I was hiding in the laundry basket. 126 00:07:03,595 --> 00:07:05,187 Hey, Stacey. 127 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,390 Hi, Brad. 128 00:07:07,431 --> 00:07:09,592 I saw you in the drug store yesterday. 129 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:11,533 You were buying Juicy Fruit gum. 130 00:07:11,568 --> 00:07:13,035 Are you going to the dance Saturday? 131 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:15,231 It's a '50s sock hop, you know. 132 00:07:15,272 --> 00:07:17,206 I'm thinking of going to the dance. 133 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:20,434 Can I wear your jacket today, Brad? 134 00:07:22,312 --> 00:07:24,109 Oh, come on, what do you want for it? 135 00:07:30,953 --> 00:07:33,922 I want to take you to the closet… 136 00:07:33,956 --> 00:07:35,548 No way! 137 00:07:35,591 --> 00:07:37,456 You are so bad. 138 00:07:39,362 --> 00:07:40,420 What'd you say to her? 139 00:07:40,463 --> 00:07:42,727 I told her what I wanted. 140 00:07:42,765 --> 00:07:44,096 I don't think she's that kind of girl. 141 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:45,122 She's a girl, Frank. 142 00:07:45,168 --> 00:07:47,135 All girls are that kind of girl. 143 00:07:47,169 --> 00:07:49,729 She didn't used to be a girl. 144 00:07:49,805 --> 00:07:51,739 Hey, guys. 145 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:55,276 What are we looking at? 146 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,754 What's that? 147 00:08:13,394 --> 00:08:15,919 I think it's an elbow. 148 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,727 What's it doing with that other elbow? 149 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,297 Doesn't look like anything 150 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,568 I ever want to do, that's for sure. 151 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,805 Will you stop cleaning? Why do you do that? 152 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,574 My dad demands complete order and sanitation. 153 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:39,714 I know a place where the girls are naked all the time, 154 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:45,519 where guys can see naked girls all they want, 24 hours a day 155 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:49,493 for anyone with guts and a hundred bucks. 156 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:51,393 I don't believe such a place exists. 157 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,728 Where is this? What are you talking about? 158 00:08:53,832 --> 00:08:55,891 The city. 159 00:08:55,934 --> 00:08:57,902 We're not allowed to go to the city. 160 00:08:57,936 --> 00:08:59,369 In the city there are no rules. 161 00:08:59,404 --> 00:09:01,065 Everything is possible, 162 00:09:01,106 --> 00:09:03,666 and everything is available for a price. 163 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:06,404 Lucky for us, our needs are small. 164 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:08,912 What are our needs? 165 00:09:08,946 --> 00:09:13,815 T o see a woman naked. 166 00:09:54,256 --> 00:09:55,917 Let me see the money. 167 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:57,084 Come on, let me see the money. 168 00:09:57,126 --> 00:09:58,559 The money. 169 00:09:58,594 --> 00:10:00,323 Let me see the money. 170 00:10:00,362 --> 00:10:01,522 The money. 171 00:10:14,442 --> 00:10:16,137 Keep it moving. 172 00:10:16,177 --> 00:10:18,304 Come on, come on, give me the money. 173 00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:19,506 All right, come on. 174 00:10:19,547 --> 00:10:20,707 Keep it running smoothly. 175 00:10:20,748 --> 00:10:22,215 Looks beautiful on you. 176 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,877 Give me the money. Thank you. 177 00:10:23,918 --> 00:10:25,749 That sure is a lot of milk money. 178 00:10:25,787 --> 00:10:26,754 Kevin, some things 179 00:10:26,788 --> 00:10:28,982 are more important than milk, all right? 180 00:10:29,022 --> 00:10:32,253 Well, what do you need all this money for, anyway? 181 00:10:32,292 --> 00:10:33,589 Oh, we're going to buy a pros… 182 00:10:34,795 --> 00:10:36,023 …thetic leg. 183 00:10:36,063 --> 00:10:37,462 For his dog. 184 00:10:37,497 --> 00:10:39,431 His dog lost his leg. 185 00:10:52,979 --> 00:10:54,173 So, what'd you tell your dad? 186 00:10:54,213 --> 00:10:55,737 I said I was eating at Kevin's house. 187 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,180 I said I was eating at Brad's house. 188 00:10:57,216 --> 00:10:59,377 I said I was eating at Frank's house. 189 00:10:59,418 --> 00:11:00,783 Whoo, yeah! 190 00:11:00,853 --> 00:11:02,377 You think the city's big. 191 00:11:02,421 --> 00:11:03,445 It's huge! 192 00:11:03,489 --> 00:11:05,719 And lots of naked ladies. 193 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:09,718 If I had my own naked lady, I'd never leave my room. 194 00:11:09,828 --> 00:11:12,592 If you had your own naked lady, I'd never leave your room. 195 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,326 So, hold on… do you got the money? 196 00:11:14,366 --> 00:11:16,459 We got everything! 197 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,765 Whoo! 198 00:11:48,364 --> 00:11:49,661 Whoa… 199 00:11:49,699 --> 00:11:51,132 Whoa… 200 00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:53,135 Oh, no. 201 00:12:00,109 --> 00:12:02,407 I want to go back. 202 00:12:13,288 --> 00:12:15,256 Hey, the footpath's for virgins. 203 00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:16,848 We are virgins! 204 00:12:16,892 --> 00:12:18,621 Hey, not for long. 205 00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:20,890 If you guys get killed, I'm going home. 206 00:12:28,202 --> 00:12:29,726 Beautiful. 207 00:12:37,712 --> 00:12:39,646 Oh, my God. 208 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,738 Do you believe this? 209 00:12:40,815 --> 00:12:42,009 This woman 210 00:12:42,049 --> 00:12:43,949 gave birth to her own head, 211 00:12:43,985 --> 00:12:46,715 and it sang to her. 212 00:12:46,754 --> 00:12:51,383 -Wow. -Wow. 213 00:12:53,059 --> 00:12:54,890 Hey, Cash, where you going? 214 00:12:56,930 --> 00:12:58,625 You don't ask me that. 215 00:12:58,665 --> 00:13:00,360 Never ask me that! 216 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,925 Okay, I'm sorry. I just forgot for a second. 217 00:13:07,906 --> 00:13:10,067 Guys, come here. 218 00:13:25,825 --> 00:13:27,816 Whoa! 219 00:13:43,441 --> 00:13:45,739 This is going to be tougher than we thought. 220 00:13:45,777 --> 00:13:48,336 How do we tell a prostitute from everybody else? 221 00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:50,904 Yeah, how do we know we're not asking a ballerina, 222 00:13:50,948 --> 00:13:53,746 or a lawyer, or a math teacher to take off her clothes? 223 00:13:53,784 --> 00:13:55,945 We just got to go for it. 224 00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:58,352 Frank, I think I need to see the money. 225 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,690 Excuse me, miss, do you have a minute? 226 00:14:04,528 --> 00:14:05,825 Uh, ma'am? 227 00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:07,125 Get out of my way. 228 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,037 Excuse me. 229 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,038 Yes? 230 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,097 Are you a prostitute? 231 00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:19,267 What? 232 00:14:19,309 --> 00:14:22,244 Will you take your clothes off for $103.62? 233 00:14:26,883 --> 00:14:29,180 Thanks, Kevin. 234 00:14:29,217 --> 00:14:31,185 What? What'd I do? 235 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,625 -You all right? -No. 236 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,687 Psst, psst, psst. Guys… 237 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:46,230 You guys need some help? 238 00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:47,565 Are you talking to us? 239 00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:48,569 Yeah. 240 00:14:48,603 --> 00:14:50,036 We want to see a naked lady. 241 00:14:50,071 --> 00:14:51,504 Ooh, how much money you got? 242 00:14:51,539 --> 00:14:54,565 $103.62. 243 00:14:54,609 --> 00:14:56,133 Really? 244 00:14:56,177 --> 00:14:58,771 That'll do it. Come on. 245 00:15:04,719 --> 00:15:07,654 Right through here. Come on, come on, come on. 246 00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:22,298 Where? 247 00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:27,202 There are naked women in here? 248 00:15:33,445 --> 00:15:35,640 Guys, you got to trust me. 249 00:15:35,681 --> 00:15:37,842 Why should we trust you? 250 00:15:37,883 --> 00:15:39,748 Because I got a gun. 251 00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:50,091 Okay, open up, big boy. 252 00:15:50,128 --> 00:15:51,117 Mmm. 253 00:15:53,831 --> 00:15:54,729 Mmm. 254 00:15:54,832 --> 00:15:56,231 Okay, backpacks. 255 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:57,894 Come on, do it. Do it now! 256 00:15:59,604 --> 00:16:02,095 I'm full, I'm full. 257 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,937 He's got a gun. 258 00:16:03,975 --> 00:16:05,533 Get down, get down. 259 00:16:05,576 --> 00:16:06,941 Stay down. 260 00:16:06,978 --> 00:16:08,445 Stay. 261 00:16:11,148 --> 00:16:12,240 Stay. 262 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,317 You okay? 263 00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:20,220 Yeah. 264 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,723 Get us out of here! 265 00:16:28,432 --> 00:16:29,898 Hey! Hey, wait a minute! 266 00:16:29,932 --> 00:16:31,729 Wait a minute! Son of a bitch! 267 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,464 I want my money! 268 00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:37,063 Oh, goddamn it! 269 00:16:42,178 --> 00:16:43,236 You all right? 270 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:44,507 Yeah. 271 00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:52,117 How am I going to get home? 272 00:16:52,153 --> 00:16:54,485 I'm going to get in such trouble for this. 273 00:16:54,522 --> 00:16:56,990 Us, too. 274 00:16:57,025 --> 00:16:58,083 Shit. 275 00:16:58,126 --> 00:17:00,492 Well, I'm out of here. 276 00:17:00,528 --> 00:17:01,859 You better go. 277 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,171 Do you need any help, ma'am? 278 00:17:22,216 --> 00:17:23,808 Ma'am? 279 00:17:23,851 --> 00:17:26,149 No, thanks. 280 00:17:26,186 --> 00:17:28,381 You sure you don't need something? 281 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,549 I need 100 bucks, or I'm going to get smacked. 282 00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:33,684 You got that? 283 00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:35,420 Yes, I do. 284 00:17:35,461 --> 00:17:38,123 You can have it. You saved my life. 285 00:17:39,298 --> 00:17:41,596 What are you doing with all that money? 286 00:17:41,634 --> 00:17:43,932 We wanted to see a naked lady. 287 00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:45,403 Oh, God. 288 00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:46,405 You know what? 289 00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:48,498 Why don't you take that money and go home, 290 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:49,871 before you get hurt, okay? 291 00:17:49,908 --> 00:17:51,967 I-I wish I could, but… 292 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:56,709 it means a lot to my friends, and we just want a look. 293 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:00,711 How much looking? 294 00:18:00,786 --> 00:18:02,845 As much as money can buy. 295 00:18:04,122 --> 00:18:06,386 Okay. 296 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,422 Thank you. 297 00:18:11,461 --> 00:18:12,655 Mm-hmm. 298 00:18:12,696 --> 00:18:15,164 Okay, pull your shirts up over your heads. 299 00:18:18,602 --> 00:18:20,433 You first. 300 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,597 Show me yours, and I'll show you mine. 301 00:18:22,639 --> 00:18:24,163 Our what? 302 00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:25,834 Armpits, come on. 303 00:18:25,876 --> 00:18:28,140 Come on. 304 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:37,175 Okay, you're not hairy enough to be dangerous. 305 00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:41,588 We're not hairy at all. 306 00:18:41,624 --> 00:18:43,592 So, what's your name, lady? 307 00:18:43,626 --> 00:18:44,923 V. 308 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,689 Like the letter? 309 00:18:46,729 --> 00:18:49,492 What's it stand for? 310 00:18:49,531 --> 00:18:50,623 What's your name? 311 00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:51,927 Kevin. 312 00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:53,263 I'm Frank. 313 00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:54,359 Brad. 314 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,820 -Hey. -Oh, hey. 315 00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:31,827 Oh, God. 316 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,103 Come on, come in. 317 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,201 Excuse me. 318 00:19:51,556 --> 00:19:53,080 What do we do now? 319 00:19:53,124 --> 00:19:54,648 Just ask her to… you know. 320 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,456 You kids see a lot of hookers? 321 00:19:56,494 --> 00:20:00,123 No, this is our first one. 322 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,962 Why do you have 323 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,627 a picture of Grace Kelley? 324 00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:04,999 'Cause I'd like to be like her: 325 00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,469 Marry a prince and never get old. 326 00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:09,337 When you take your clothes off for money, do you get cold? 327 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,102 Depends on the room. 328 00:20:11,141 --> 00:20:13,701 I have this dream that I'm naked at school, 329 00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:16,712 and I have to get home without anyone seeing me. 330 00:20:16,814 --> 00:20:18,611 I have that dream, too. 331 00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:20,549 Last time I had that dream, 332 00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:22,984 there was an alligator chasing me. 333 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:24,385 You ever get that one? 334 00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:25,388 Nope. 335 00:20:25,422 --> 00:20:26,719 Do you ever watch cartoons? 336 00:20:26,824 --> 00:20:27,552 Yes. 337 00:20:27,591 --> 00:20:28,523 Are you married? 338 00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:31,890 Boy, you ask a lot of questions. 339 00:20:31,928 --> 00:20:34,089 The meter's ticking. 340 00:20:36,032 --> 00:20:37,897 She's on the bed. She's on the bed! 341 00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:39,561 Now, how do you want to do this: 342 00:20:39,602 --> 00:20:40,967 standing up or on the bed? 343 00:20:41,004 --> 00:20:42,062 I'll stand. 344 00:20:42,105 --> 00:20:44,369 I meant me, not you. 345 00:20:45,942 --> 00:20:47,102 -On the bed. -On the bed. 346 00:20:47,143 --> 00:20:48,110 On the bed. 347 00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:49,509 Bed. 348 00:20:49,545 --> 00:20:52,069 Okay. Come here. 349 00:21:00,555 --> 00:21:02,523 Do you want the lights on or off? 350 00:21:08,797 --> 00:21:10,388 Is she naked yet? 351 00:21:10,431 --> 00:21:12,331 Don't start until I can see. 352 00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:14,960 You turned off the lights. We can't see. 353 00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:18,164 All set? 354 00:21:36,256 --> 00:21:37,416 What's the matter? 355 00:21:37,457 --> 00:21:39,891 -I can't do it. -I want to be a gentleman. 356 00:21:39,926 --> 00:21:43,384 Doesn't a gentleman bring enough for everybody? 357 00:21:45,999 --> 00:21:49,833 This is the greatest moment of my life. 358 00:21:52,671 --> 00:21:56,198 Okay, that's it. Time's up. 359 00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:58,709 Any questions? 360 00:22:00,646 --> 00:22:02,307 After sex, you smoke. 361 00:22:02,348 --> 00:22:03,542 It's a rule. 362 00:22:03,582 --> 00:22:06,312 Anybody have any matches? 363 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,879 -No. -No. 364 00:22:11,322 --> 00:22:13,950 I feel it now. We're different. 365 00:22:13,991 --> 00:22:15,686 How? 366 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,159 We're men. 367 00:22:19,897 --> 00:22:23,264 Yeah. Men without bikes. 368 00:22:25,236 --> 00:22:27,136 Oh, boy. 369 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:45,720 Waltzer, Waltzer, look, don't worry. 370 00:22:45,756 --> 00:22:48,088 Your cut's waiting for you, that's right. 371 00:22:49,593 --> 00:22:51,287 Relax. Relax. 372 00:22:51,327 --> 00:22:53,488 Look, I tell you what… 373 00:22:55,030 --> 00:22:55,997 -Ow! -Right. 374 00:22:56,031 --> 00:22:58,659 Look, if you don't get all of your dough, 375 00:22:58,701 --> 00:22:59,793 feel free to kill me. 376 00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:10,801 What do I look like, huh? 377 00:23:10,845 --> 00:23:13,507 A Laundromat? 378 00:23:13,548 --> 00:23:15,448 A slot machine? 379 00:23:16,818 --> 00:23:18,046 'Cause I am not a slot machine. 380 00:23:18,086 --> 00:23:19,485 You are a slot machine. 381 00:23:19,521 --> 00:23:21,546 Step right up here, folks, there's a winner every minute. 382 00:23:21,589 --> 00:23:23,580 Sorry. 383 00:23:25,427 --> 00:23:26,951 Oh, what, l-I hurt your feelings? 384 00:23:26,995 --> 00:23:27,962 No. 385 00:23:27,996 --> 00:23:29,327 No, and you want to know why? 386 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:31,854 'Cause you don't got no feelings. 387 00:23:31,899 --> 00:23:32,866 Yes, I do. 388 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:35,698 I'm a person, and I have feelings. 389 00:23:35,769 --> 00:23:38,294 Oh, ho, you're a person now. 390 00:23:40,607 --> 00:23:42,802 Hey, she's not a person, is she, Betty? 391 00:23:42,843 --> 00:23:45,243 Yeah, she sort of is. 392 00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:46,507 Nobody's talking to you. 393 00:23:48,081 --> 00:23:49,878 You know what the test is, baby? 394 00:23:49,917 --> 00:23:51,110 If you were a person, 395 00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:53,050 you could do whatever you want… 396 00:23:53,085 --> 00:23:54,052 Ow. 397 00:23:54,086 --> 00:23:55,383 and you can't, 398 00:23:55,421 --> 00:23:58,083 'cause you do whatever I tell you to do, 399 00:23:58,124 --> 00:23:59,489 isn't that right, Betty? 400 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,857 Y eah. 401 00:24:01,894 --> 00:24:04,863 I, on the other hand, am a person. 402 00:24:04,897 --> 00:24:06,296 I do what I want. I take what I want. 403 00:24:06,332 --> 00:24:08,266 I don't have to answer to nobody. 404 00:24:08,301 --> 00:24:10,201 Everybody answers to somebody. 405 00:24:10,236 --> 00:24:11,566 You answer to Waltzer, 406 00:24:11,603 --> 00:24:13,662 Waltzer answers to Jerry the Pope. 407 00:24:13,772 --> 00:24:16,172 Oh, oh, you think so, huh? 408 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,675 Yeah. 409 00:24:17,742 --> 00:24:19,835 Waltzer steals from Jerry, I steal from Waltzer. 410 00:24:19,878 --> 00:24:21,402 They think that this is their turf, 411 00:24:21,446 --> 00:24:22,470 but they're wrong. 412 00:24:22,514 --> 00:24:23,572 This all belongs to me. 413 00:24:23,615 --> 00:24:24,673 I'm the man. 414 00:24:24,783 --> 00:24:27,616 Yeah… you're the man, Cash. 415 00:24:27,652 --> 00:24:29,620 Yeah, that's right. 416 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:37,292 Yeah, and the man's got to go out. 417 00:24:38,929 --> 00:24:43,025 Don't neither of yous two move until I get back. 418 00:24:48,706 --> 00:24:51,572 I am a person. I'm a human being. 419 00:24:51,608 --> 00:24:52,768 Yeah. 420 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:11,757 T ell the asshole I'm borrowing his car. 421 00:25:11,793 --> 00:25:13,556 Hey, you can't do that, V. 422 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,756 Oh, yes, I can. 423 00:25:23,639 --> 00:25:26,767 Didn't your mothers tell you not to play in the rain? 424 00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:55,158 Bye. Thanks. 425 00:25:55,202 --> 00:25:56,169 Thank you. 426 00:25:56,203 --> 00:25:59,639 See you guys. 427 00:26:06,914 --> 00:26:08,245 This is where you live? 428 00:26:08,282 --> 00:26:10,876 Yep. The yellow house over there. 429 00:26:10,918 --> 00:26:13,147 Do you like it? 430 00:26:13,185 --> 00:26:16,450 Yeah, it's okay. 431 00:26:31,603 --> 00:26:33,332 It was nice meeting you. 432 00:26:33,371 --> 00:26:35,271 Likewise. 433 00:26:35,307 --> 00:26:37,537 You're a very well-behaved young man, you know. 434 00:26:37,575 --> 00:26:38,769 Thanks. 435 00:26:38,810 --> 00:26:41,404 All right. 436 00:26:41,446 --> 00:26:42,970 Veronica. 437 00:26:43,982 --> 00:26:46,143 Virginia? 438 00:26:46,184 --> 00:26:47,674 West Virginia? 439 00:26:47,786 --> 00:26:50,482 Good-bye. 440 00:26:55,025 --> 00:26:57,050 I never really looked, you know. 441 00:26:57,094 --> 00:26:58,584 I didn't see anything. 442 00:27:21,417 --> 00:27:23,510 That was funny. 443 00:27:25,722 --> 00:27:28,748 Dad! 444 00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:31,418 Hey! 445 00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:34,918 Looks like TV. 446 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:58,177 Can I use your phone? 447 00:28:00,421 --> 00:28:02,616 The phone's over here. 448 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,190 Where are your parents? 449 00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:05,453 I only have one. 450 00:28:05,493 --> 00:28:06,619 A father. 451 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:07,921 He's in the T onapiya Wetlands. 452 00:28:07,962 --> 00:28:09,190 What's that? 453 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,561 Well, this was all once the T onapiya Wetlands. 454 00:28:11,598 --> 00:28:14,499 He's trying to save the last five acres, 455 00:28:14,534 --> 00:28:15,831 but he won't. 456 00:28:15,869 --> 00:28:16,836 Why? 457 00:28:16,870 --> 00:28:18,462 No money. 458 00:28:18,505 --> 00:28:21,201 He teaches science by day, and, I don't know, 459 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:23,402 tries to save the wetlands by night. 460 00:28:23,443 --> 00:28:25,502 I admire him, but I pity him, too. 461 00:28:25,545 --> 00:28:27,137 You pity him? 462 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:30,047 Well, yeah, his goals aren't realistic. 463 00:28:31,317 --> 00:28:32,943 That's him. 464 00:28:32,985 --> 00:28:34,418 Wait a minute… 465 00:28:34,453 --> 00:28:36,182 maybe he shouldn't find me here, you know? 466 00:28:36,221 --> 00:28:39,816 Why not? He's seen grown-ups before. 467 00:28:39,858 --> 00:28:41,155 Hey, Dad. 468 00:28:41,193 --> 00:28:42,854 Hey, Frank. 469 00:28:44,463 --> 00:28:45,623 Dad, look. 470 00:28:45,664 --> 00:28:46,995 Over there. 471 00:28:47,032 --> 00:28:48,499 It's a girl. 472 00:28:48,534 --> 00:28:51,162 I know. 473 00:28:51,203 --> 00:28:53,363 What do you say? 474 00:28:53,404 --> 00:28:54,564 Thank you? 475 00:28:54,605 --> 00:28:55,697 T o her, to her. 476 00:28:58,276 --> 00:29:00,471 Dad, this is V. 477 00:29:00,511 --> 00:29:03,378 V, this is Dad. 478 00:29:04,649 --> 00:29:05,877 Hello. 479 00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:10,718 Hello… Dad. 480 00:29:19,229 --> 00:29:21,060 What's she doing here? 481 00:29:21,098 --> 00:29:22,326 Her car broke down. 482 00:29:22,365 --> 00:29:23,798 Yeah, but who is she? 483 00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:25,529 She's, uh… 484 00:29:25,569 --> 00:29:27,400 she's Brad's new math tutor. 485 00:29:27,437 --> 00:29:30,338 She gave me a ride home from his house, 486 00:29:30,373 --> 00:29:32,772 and then her car wouldn't start. 487 00:29:39,849 --> 00:29:41,111 You know what it is? 488 00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:42,947 Well, it's not the starter. 489 00:29:44,353 --> 00:29:45,320 T om. 490 00:29:45,354 --> 00:29:46,321 Larry. 491 00:29:46,355 --> 00:29:47,322 Wow. 492 00:29:47,356 --> 00:29:49,790 So, Frank was telling me what you do. 493 00:29:49,825 --> 00:29:50,985 Really? 494 00:29:51,026 --> 00:29:53,585 Yeah. Do you enjoy it? 495 00:29:53,628 --> 00:29:55,653 Enjoy it? 496 00:29:56,998 --> 00:29:58,329 Sometimes. 497 00:29:58,366 --> 00:30:00,095 Yeah, you get to move around, 498 00:30:00,135 --> 00:30:02,194 change of scenery, meet new people. 499 00:30:02,237 --> 00:30:03,261 Well… 500 00:30:03,304 --> 00:30:04,828 I never thought of it that way. 501 00:30:04,873 --> 00:30:06,636 You seem like a real people person. 502 00:30:06,674 --> 00:30:07,868 Oh. 503 00:30:07,909 --> 00:30:09,570 Outgoing. Not like me. 504 00:30:09,611 --> 00:30:12,374 No? 505 00:30:12,412 --> 00:30:13,777 Thanks. 506 00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:16,510 I bet you're really good at it. 507 00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:20,078 Well, there's only one way to find out. 508 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,214 Boy, am I glad to hear you say that… 509 00:30:23,257 --> 00:30:28,695 because it's the one subject he's having trouble with. 510 00:30:28,729 --> 00:30:30,822 You think you could fit him in? 511 00:30:30,864 --> 00:30:32,058 "Him?" 512 00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:34,089 Frank. 513 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:37,102 Frank? Are you kidding? 514 00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:38,569 At his age? 515 00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:39,662 Well, I'm afraid 516 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:40,933 if he doesn't learn it now, 517 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,031 he's never going to. 518 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:43,666 You know, I would teach him myself, 519 00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:45,006 but I'm way out of practice. 520 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:46,204 Ah! 521 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:49,009 Oh. Um… 522 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:51,414 You know, you should never have to practice. 523 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,508 Well, that's easy for you to say. 524 00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:54,985 You're a professional. 525 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,419 But for us laymen, 526 00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:59,048 if you don't use it, you lose it. 527 00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:01,422 Well, how long has it been, 528 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:04,223 you know, since you… used it? 529 00:31:04,262 --> 00:31:08,323 Oh… I use it a little bit every day, you know… 530 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:09,560 the bank, the grocery store… 531 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:10,568 but it, you know… 532 00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:13,399 It's probably been a good ten, 15 years 533 00:31:13,437 --> 00:31:16,099 since I was any good at it, you know. 534 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,335 It doesn't come up that often. 535 00:31:21,912 --> 00:31:24,176 Maybe it's the neighborhood. 536 00:31:25,382 --> 00:31:26,508 T om. 537 00:31:26,550 --> 00:31:27,710 -Larry. -Wow. 538 00:31:29,486 --> 00:31:31,613 Well, it's not the battery. 539 00:31:34,857 --> 00:31:37,621 In the morning, I'll check the fuel line for you, 540 00:31:37,660 --> 00:31:39,059 the alternator, the pump. 541 00:31:39,095 --> 00:31:40,289 You know, it could be 542 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:42,025 your plugs are worn down. 543 00:31:42,065 --> 00:31:44,795 I'll replace them for you in the morning. 544 00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:46,358 In the meantime, uh… 545 00:31:46,402 --> 00:31:48,131 could I give you a ride home? 546 00:31:48,171 --> 00:31:50,503 Um, no, I can walk. 547 00:31:56,478 --> 00:31:58,241 So, what do you think? 548 00:31:59,915 --> 00:32:01,906 Can you help him? 549 00:32:01,950 --> 00:32:04,783 I'd much rather do something for you. 550 00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:07,311 Well, what could you do for me? 551 00:32:07,356 --> 00:32:09,756 Well, it seems like you've forgotten 552 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:11,315 just about everything. 553 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,659 Well, I remember the basics… but it's… 554 00:32:15,763 --> 00:32:17,390 I'm not concerned about myself. 555 00:32:17,431 --> 00:32:18,659 It's Frank I'm worried about. 556 00:32:18,766 --> 00:32:21,132 You know, it's just not that important to me anymore. 557 00:32:23,638 --> 00:32:26,163 Poor man. 558 00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:13,378 Look at that woman. 559 00:33:13,418 --> 00:33:14,612 Oh, my God. 560 00:33:14,652 --> 00:33:16,449 Her top is so low. 561 00:33:16,487 --> 00:33:19,650 And her skirt is so high. 562 00:33:19,757 --> 00:33:21,486 That is bad. 563 00:33:21,526 --> 00:33:25,519 It is. It's very, very bad. 564 00:33:29,434 --> 00:33:31,902 Are you, uh… 565 00:33:31,936 --> 00:33:33,630 what I think you are? 566 00:33:33,670 --> 00:33:36,161 Well, I'm not the public health nurse. 567 00:33:36,206 --> 00:33:37,935 Would you… Iike some company? 568 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,032 Yes, I would. 569 00:33:39,076 --> 00:33:40,202 Hi. 570 00:33:40,243 --> 00:33:41,369 Hi, Andy. 571 00:33:41,411 --> 00:33:42,673 Hi, boss. 572 00:33:42,713 --> 00:33:43,805 Hi. 573 00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:45,815 Did you hear that? 574 00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:47,077 That was bad. 575 00:33:47,117 --> 00:33:49,517 That was very, very bad. 576 00:33:51,288 --> 00:33:52,414 Want a date? 577 00:33:54,690 --> 00:33:56,317 I don't think that's going to work. 578 00:33:56,359 --> 00:33:57,986 That's Reverend Whitehead. 579 00:33:58,027 --> 00:34:00,154 God doesn't let him do that. 580 00:34:00,196 --> 00:34:01,720 Got you an ice cream. 581 00:34:01,764 --> 00:34:03,595 Being on the job probably makes you hungry. 582 00:34:03,632 --> 00:34:04,599 Thanks. 583 00:34:04,633 --> 00:34:05,600 What are you doing here? 584 00:34:05,634 --> 00:34:06,601 Looking for you. 585 00:34:06,635 --> 00:34:08,262 Where are you going to sleep tonight? 586 00:34:08,304 --> 00:34:11,501 In a hotel, if you'll get lost and let me make some money. 587 00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:14,303 I-I don't think you should be doing this. 588 00:34:14,342 --> 00:34:16,970 What are you, some kind of child missionary? 589 00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:18,342 Sort of. 590 00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:21,178 I did have an idea about the sleeping thing. 591 00:34:22,684 --> 00:34:24,174 Hi, Frank. 592 00:34:24,219 --> 00:34:25,846 She spoke to me. 593 00:34:25,887 --> 00:34:29,118 I speak to her, but she never speaks to me. 594 00:34:29,157 --> 00:34:32,092 Hey, Frank, going to the dance? 595 00:34:32,127 --> 00:34:34,492 I-I can't dance. 596 00:34:34,528 --> 00:34:36,052 Me, neither. 597 00:34:36,096 --> 00:34:39,497 Aren't you going to introduce us to your friend, Frank? 598 00:34:44,171 --> 00:34:45,661 I'm Frank's father's sister, Aunt V, 599 00:34:45,706 --> 00:34:47,401 and Frank and I are very, very close, 600 00:34:47,441 --> 00:34:48,499 aren't we, Frank? 601 00:34:50,177 --> 00:34:51,644 We've got to be going now. 602 00:34:51,678 --> 00:34:53,043 See you later. 603 00:34:56,482 --> 00:34:58,916 Look at the way she walks. 604 00:34:58,951 --> 00:35:00,282 That is bad. 605 00:35:00,319 --> 00:35:03,254 That is very, very bad. 606 00:35:16,001 --> 00:35:17,298 Are you running away? 607 00:35:17,335 --> 00:35:19,428 No. What are you doing? 608 00:35:19,471 --> 00:35:22,269 I'm organizing the fund-raiser. 609 00:35:22,307 --> 00:35:23,501 Again? 610 00:35:23,542 --> 00:35:25,169 There's only two more weeks 611 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,644 before they bulldoze my five acres. 612 00:35:27,712 --> 00:35:29,703 Who will you invite? 613 00:35:31,416 --> 00:35:33,111 I don't know. 614 00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:36,618 Thanks, pal. 615 00:35:38,489 --> 00:35:40,514 Frank. 616 00:35:40,558 --> 00:35:41,820 You know G? 617 00:35:41,859 --> 00:35:43,087 G? 618 00:35:43,127 --> 00:35:44,822 The math tutor. 619 00:35:44,862 --> 00:35:46,659 Yeah. 620 00:35:46,764 --> 00:35:48,891 She's a Grace Kelly, isn't she? 621 00:35:48,933 --> 00:35:51,663 Yeah. 622 00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:27,159 Light, reading material… 623 00:36:27,202 --> 00:36:28,430 Hey. 624 00:36:28,470 --> 00:36:30,461 dinner with everything… 625 00:36:32,641 --> 00:36:35,302 Oh, great. Thanks. 626 00:36:35,343 --> 00:36:37,311 Pajamas. 627 00:36:37,345 --> 00:36:38,642 Okay. 628 00:36:38,713 --> 00:36:40,271 Turn around. 629 00:36:40,314 --> 00:36:41,906 Why? 630 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,007 Because I'm going to change, 631 00:36:43,050 --> 00:36:44,449 and you don't have any more money. 632 00:36:44,485 --> 00:36:47,249 This is sweet. 633 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:48,653 It was my mom's. 634 00:36:48,689 --> 00:36:50,987 Isn't she going to miss it? 635 00:36:51,025 --> 00:36:52,458 She died before I was born. 636 00:36:52,493 --> 00:36:54,084 I don't think that's possible. 637 00:36:54,127 --> 00:36:58,393 She died exactly when I was born, to the minute. 638 00:36:58,431 --> 00:36:59,659 Oh, I'm sorry. 639 00:36:59,699 --> 00:37:01,826 You can turn around now. 640 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,302 What's this? 641 00:37:08,341 --> 00:37:10,536 Did some rich guy give it to you? 642 00:37:10,577 --> 00:37:12,442 Is it worth a million bucks? 643 00:37:12,479 --> 00:37:13,741 No. 644 00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:16,748 Oh, did your mom give it to you, and then she died, 645 00:37:16,782 --> 00:37:19,273 and that's all you have to remember her by? 646 00:37:19,318 --> 00:37:21,843 No. I stole it. 647 00:37:21,887 --> 00:37:24,355 Oh. 648 00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:26,153 T oo bad it's empty. 649 00:37:26,191 --> 00:37:29,627 T oo bad you don't have a guy to put in your locket. 650 00:37:29,695 --> 00:37:32,186 A guy with a house, a job, a car, 651 00:37:32,231 --> 00:37:34,357 credit cards… 652 00:37:34,399 --> 00:37:35,559 and a son. 653 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,034 Yeah, I know what you're trying to do, 654 00:37:38,069 --> 00:37:39,764 and it's not going to work. 655 00:37:39,804 --> 00:37:41,635 Well, what am I trying to do? 656 00:37:41,673 --> 00:37:44,005 You want me to go out with your dad. 657 00:37:44,042 --> 00:37:45,339 No, I don't. 658 00:37:45,376 --> 00:37:46,604 That's good. 659 00:37:46,644 --> 00:37:48,771 I want you to marry my dad. 660 00:37:50,615 --> 00:37:51,877 Let me explain. 661 00:37:51,916 --> 00:37:54,850 I never mix business with pleasure. 662 00:37:54,885 --> 00:37:56,546 I'm not talking about pleasure. 663 00:37:56,587 --> 00:37:58,612 I'm talking about you marrying my dad. 664 00:37:58,655 --> 00:38:02,591 But people like your dad don't marry women like me. 665 00:38:02,693 --> 00:38:07,062 Well… I told him what you did, and he didn't mind. 666 00:38:07,097 --> 00:38:08,530 I told the truth. 667 00:38:08,565 --> 00:38:10,965 Really? 668 00:38:12,769 --> 00:38:14,201 I don't know. 669 00:38:14,236 --> 00:38:16,466 I think the truth kind of gets you in trouble. 670 00:38:18,307 --> 00:38:19,604 You know what you should do? 671 00:38:19,709 --> 00:38:22,610 Find your dad one of those nice women that we saw in town. 672 00:38:22,645 --> 00:38:24,237 Nice women don't understand him. 673 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,611 I don't even understand him. 674 00:38:25,715 --> 00:38:28,115 He spends all of his time wading around in mud, 675 00:38:28,150 --> 00:38:29,583 cataloging plants. 676 00:38:31,954 --> 00:38:35,548 Good night. Use the can if you need anything. 677 00:38:35,590 --> 00:38:37,421 Can? 678 00:38:46,534 --> 00:38:49,002 Looks like a boob. 679 00:38:56,910 --> 00:38:59,105 Hello, V? 680 00:38:59,146 --> 00:39:00,636 V. 681 00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:04,514 V, this is Frank. 682 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:07,349 From the can. 683 00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:08,685 This is V. 684 00:39:10,290 --> 00:39:13,088 My dad thinks you look like Grace Kelly. 685 00:39:13,127 --> 00:39:15,117 Good night. 686 00:39:18,531 --> 00:39:21,022 Good night, Frank. 687 00:39:54,399 --> 00:39:57,094 I'm telling you, she slept in the tree house last night. 688 00:39:57,134 --> 00:39:58,533 You're so full of shit. 689 00:39:58,569 --> 00:39:59,627 Oh, my God… a "C." 690 00:39:59,737 --> 00:40:01,398 My dad is going to kill me. 691 00:40:01,439 --> 00:40:02,736 What's wrong with a "C"? 692 00:40:02,773 --> 00:40:04,604 Her car broke down in front of my house. 693 00:40:04,642 --> 00:40:05,631 She had to stay. 694 00:40:05,710 --> 00:40:06,642 She's there right now. 695 00:40:06,711 --> 00:40:08,201 She's going to tell on us, I know. 696 00:40:08,245 --> 00:40:09,212 She's not there. 697 00:40:09,246 --> 00:40:10,645 I bet you a zillion billion dollars 698 00:40:10,715 --> 00:40:11,807 that you are full of shit. 699 00:40:11,849 --> 00:40:12,816 You're on. 700 00:40:12,850 --> 00:40:13,817 Name your price. 701 00:40:13,851 --> 00:40:15,681 Your leather jacket. 702 00:40:17,687 --> 00:40:20,747 Oh, thank God… a "D." 703 00:40:20,790 --> 00:40:22,655 -What? -Oh, no, no, 704 00:40:22,692 --> 00:40:24,523 I'd rather bet a zillion billion dollars. 705 00:40:24,561 --> 00:40:27,997 Look, if she's not at my house after school, 706 00:40:28,031 --> 00:40:30,261 I'll be your slave for life. 707 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:32,427 These are excellent terms, Brad. 708 00:40:32,469 --> 00:40:33,868 You're toast. 709 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,401 Oh, no. 710 00:40:40,809 --> 00:40:42,401 He got an "F". 711 00:41:34,528 --> 00:41:38,190 Your understanding of the female reproductive cycle 712 00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:40,221 is simply not satisfactory. 713 00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:42,564 I'm giving you a second chance 714 00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:45,229 by assigning an oral presentation. 715 00:41:45,271 --> 00:41:48,604 Oral… as in from the mouth? 716 00:41:48,641 --> 00:41:50,074 That's exactly right. 717 00:41:50,109 --> 00:41:52,577 An oral presentation on the material 718 00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:56,774 with footnotes and visual aids, due by the end of the week. 719 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,041 What kind of visual aids? 720 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:02,052 Well, Suzanne, 721 00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:04,077 trash day in the red light district 722 00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:07,353 took on new meaning today as one unlucky local resident 723 00:42:07,392 --> 00:42:09,121 made a grisly discovery. 724 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,891 He found sitting innocently among the trash cans at the curb 725 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:15,626 the dead body of an unidentified white male. 726 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:18,032 The body, when examined by paramedics, 727 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:22,266 showed signs of what police are calling ritualistic mutilation. 728 00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:24,638 Oh, my God. 729 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,608 Oh, my God. 730 00:42:26,643 --> 00:42:28,543 …or release the name of the victim. 731 00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:32,640 But speculation on the street is that the killing was related 732 00:42:32,749 --> 00:42:34,979 to drug running and prostitution. 733 00:42:35,018 --> 00:42:36,041 Millionaire importer 734 00:42:36,085 --> 00:42:37,916 and reputed mob boss Jerry the Pope 735 00:42:37,954 --> 00:42:39,581 denied allegations that moneys 736 00:42:39,622 --> 00:42:41,385 from local prostitution operations 737 00:42:41,424 --> 00:42:43,722 were being funneled through his corporation. 738 00:42:45,895 --> 00:42:48,329 Hello. 739 00:42:48,364 --> 00:42:49,388 Betty, it's V. 740 00:42:49,432 --> 00:42:50,558 I'm just watching the news. 741 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,567 What happened? 742 00:42:51,601 --> 00:42:55,128 Um… Cash stole from Waltzer, 743 00:42:55,171 --> 00:42:58,071 so Waltzer cut his heart out. 744 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,070 Guess he wasn't a person after all. 745 00:43:02,110 --> 00:43:04,908 V, Cash said that 746 00:43:04,946 --> 00:43:06,743 you took the money. 747 00:43:08,183 --> 00:43:09,810 That's not true. 748 00:43:09,851 --> 00:43:13,184 I, I believe you, but… 749 00:43:13,221 --> 00:43:17,486 you got to tell Waltzer in person. 750 00:43:22,596 --> 00:43:23,995 Um… 751 00:43:24,031 --> 00:43:26,591 T ell me where you are, 752 00:43:26,634 --> 00:43:28,363 and I'll come to you. 753 00:43:30,271 --> 00:43:32,796 V? 754 00:43:40,947 --> 00:43:42,642 Got to… 755 00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:44,478 Oh, shit. 756 00:43:54,027 --> 00:43:56,119 Got to get out of here. Okay. 757 00:44:01,733 --> 00:44:03,724 Oh! 758 00:44:29,994 --> 00:44:31,723 Excuse me. 759 00:44:31,762 --> 00:44:32,888 Sorry, excuse me. 760 00:44:32,930 --> 00:44:34,090 Thank you. 761 00:44:34,131 --> 00:44:35,927 Who do I need to find? 762 00:44:35,966 --> 00:44:37,365 What am I doing? 763 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,197 Uh, Dad. Dad. 764 00:44:39,235 --> 00:44:41,362 Find Dad. 765 00:44:57,786 --> 00:44:58,844 Um, excuse me. 766 00:44:58,887 --> 00:44:59,876 I'm looking 767 00:44:59,922 --> 00:45:00,889 for Frank's father. 768 00:45:00,923 --> 00:45:02,891 He's a teacher here. 769 00:45:02,925 --> 00:45:05,325 Oh, what's his goddamn name? 770 00:45:05,361 --> 00:45:06,521 His name is, um… 771 00:45:06,562 --> 00:45:08,393 T om. 772 00:45:08,430 --> 00:45:10,921 T om, that's his name. 773 00:45:36,490 --> 00:45:38,549 …the edges on the sedge. 774 00:45:38,592 --> 00:45:40,184 That's one of the ways you can tell… 775 00:45:40,227 --> 00:45:41,353 sedges have edges. 776 00:45:41,395 --> 00:45:43,488 Now, if you look at the composition of this soil 777 00:45:43,530 --> 00:45:45,760 closely under a microscope, you could see traces of 778 00:45:45,799 --> 00:45:47,824 thousands and thousands of years of evolution. 779 00:45:47,868 --> 00:45:48,960 Thanks, Mr. Wheeler. 780 00:45:49,002 --> 00:45:49,991 You're welcome, Nate. 781 00:45:50,037 --> 00:45:51,197 -Mr. Wheeler. -Mm-hmm. 782 00:45:51,238 --> 00:45:52,296 Is this toad flax? 783 00:45:52,339 --> 00:45:53,601 No, that's lmpatiens capensis. 784 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,107 That's also known as touch-me-not. 785 00:45:55,142 --> 00:45:56,870 You guys, I found a touch-me-not. 786 00:45:56,909 --> 00:45:58,501 Untouched, unspoiled, 787 00:45:58,544 --> 00:46:01,308 here in the middle of suburban uniformity, 788 00:46:01,347 --> 00:46:06,512 you can find… a tiny wilderness. 789 00:46:06,552 --> 00:46:07,519 Dad. 790 00:46:07,553 --> 00:46:08,815 Brian, don't be an idiot. 791 00:46:08,854 --> 00:46:10,981 Hey, Dad… whoa. 792 00:46:13,459 --> 00:46:14,949 I need to talk to you 793 00:46:14,994 --> 00:46:15,961 for a second. 794 00:46:15,995 --> 00:46:17,859 I didn't know 795 00:46:17,896 --> 00:46:19,420 he had a daughter. 796 00:46:19,464 --> 00:46:21,489 I need you to fix my car. 797 00:46:21,533 --> 00:46:23,433 I was planning on fixing that after school. 798 00:46:23,468 --> 00:46:24,457 I can't wait that long. 799 00:46:24,502 --> 00:46:25,594 I mean, I need to leave town. 800 00:46:25,703 --> 00:46:27,295 I've got to get out of here right now. 801 00:46:27,338 --> 00:46:28,600 T ell me about it, lady. 802 00:46:28,673 --> 00:46:30,163 We all want to get out of here. 803 00:46:30,208 --> 00:46:34,372 Are you late for an appointment with a client? 804 00:46:36,847 --> 00:46:39,975 Are you a religious fanatic or something? 805 00:46:40,017 --> 00:46:43,350 No. Why? 806 00:46:43,387 --> 00:46:44,479 Oh… 807 00:46:44,521 --> 00:46:46,853 'cause you're just the most understanding man 808 00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:48,380 I've ever met. 809 00:46:48,425 --> 00:46:50,120 Thank you. 810 00:46:53,931 --> 00:46:55,626 Wow, look at this place. 811 00:46:55,666 --> 00:46:56,632 What is this? 812 00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:59,396 This is the… T anapaya Wet Lands. 813 00:46:59,435 --> 00:47:01,198 What's left of it. 814 00:47:01,237 --> 00:47:03,865 This is the place that you're trying to save? 815 00:47:03,906 --> 00:47:05,271 Mm-hmm. 816 00:47:05,308 --> 00:47:07,037 It's so beautiful. 817 00:47:07,076 --> 00:47:08,907 You think so? 818 00:47:08,945 --> 00:47:10,037 Yeah. 819 00:47:10,079 --> 00:47:12,138 Why would anybody want to ruin this? 820 00:47:12,181 --> 00:47:14,308 Well… 821 00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:17,182 Look… 822 00:47:17,219 --> 00:47:19,084 A glossy ibis. 823 00:47:22,324 --> 00:47:26,556 I watch a lot of documentaries on TV. 824 00:47:30,866 --> 00:47:34,233 You know, maybe l don't have to leave. 825 00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:40,468 I mean, it's so safe here and nobody knows about this place. 826 00:47:40,508 --> 00:47:44,171 Except you and me. 827 00:47:44,211 --> 00:47:48,409 Just you and me. 828 00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:50,542 And the 20 of us. 829 00:47:52,319 --> 00:47:54,412 I'll be home by 4:00. 830 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,320 I could fix your car then. 831 00:47:56,357 --> 00:47:57,823 Okay. 832 00:47:57,857 --> 00:47:59,290 Can you manage on foot? 833 00:47:59,325 --> 00:48:01,623 Yeah, I have this, this, um… 834 00:48:01,661 --> 00:48:04,061 I have this old bike here. 835 00:48:04,097 --> 00:48:06,964 Hey, hey, that's my bike. 836 00:48:08,134 --> 00:48:09,362 Oh… 837 00:48:12,071 --> 00:48:14,005 Bye. 838 00:48:19,512 --> 00:48:22,037 It's her car. It's her car. 839 00:48:24,984 --> 00:48:27,384 What are you doing?! 840 00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:29,581 I'm taking a bath. 841 00:48:29,622 --> 00:48:31,886 Why? 842 00:48:31,925 --> 00:48:33,586 Well, because my boss had his heart ripped out, 843 00:48:33,626 --> 00:48:36,493 and some very bad people are looking for me, 844 00:48:36,529 --> 00:48:38,359 so I'm staying for a while. 845 00:48:38,397 --> 00:48:40,160 I've seen The Brady Bunch, 846 00:48:40,199 --> 00:48:42,793 nothing bad ever happens to you people. 847 00:48:42,834 --> 00:48:44,961 I told you. 848 00:48:45,003 --> 00:48:46,868 You got to get rid of her, she'll tell our parents. 849 00:48:46,905 --> 00:48:48,031 If my dad finds out, I am dead. 850 00:48:48,073 --> 00:48:49,404 They don't even know I lost my bike. 851 00:48:49,441 --> 00:48:50,430 You guys, relax. 852 00:48:50,475 --> 00:48:51,464 She's not going to tell. 853 00:48:51,510 --> 00:48:52,477 She's my friend. 854 00:48:52,511 --> 00:48:54,001 She's going to marry my dad. 855 00:48:54,046 --> 00:48:55,604 Marry her? Marry her? 856 00:48:55,681 --> 00:48:56,840 He can't marry her. 857 00:48:56,881 --> 00:48:59,008 No one can marry her, 'cause when people get married 858 00:48:59,050 --> 00:49:00,210 they tell everything. 859 00:49:00,251 --> 00:49:01,650 She'll tell, she'll tell. 860 00:49:01,686 --> 00:49:02,675 They all tell. 861 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,517 Kevin, listen to me. 862 00:49:04,555 --> 00:49:07,490 If she tells, we'll all say it's Frank. 863 00:49:09,827 --> 00:49:10,851 Fine. 864 00:49:12,496 --> 00:49:13,485 Brad. 865 00:49:14,832 --> 00:49:16,958 You're wearing my jacket. 866 00:49:19,269 --> 00:49:22,102 I thought we bet a billion zillion dollars. 867 00:49:26,042 --> 00:49:27,532 We need to get a few things straight. 868 00:49:29,379 --> 00:49:32,314 Dad won't be home till 4:00… relax. 869 00:49:32,349 --> 00:49:33,373 Look, here's the deal. 870 00:49:33,416 --> 00:49:34,849 You can stay in my tree fort 871 00:49:34,884 --> 00:49:37,579 and you can play in the house only when Dad's at work. 872 00:49:37,686 --> 00:49:38,675 No smoking, 873 00:49:38,721 --> 00:49:41,349 no swearing, and no letting Dad know 874 00:49:41,390 --> 00:49:42,857 you're staying here. 875 00:49:42,891 --> 00:49:45,257 And don't take your clothes off for money. 876 00:49:46,462 --> 00:49:48,953 Anything else? 877 00:49:51,567 --> 00:49:54,695 Yeah, I need some help with my homework. 878 00:49:54,737 --> 00:49:58,194 What's the subject? 879 00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,605 How long do you want me to wait? 880 00:50:00,675 --> 00:50:02,302 Until you're more mature, Frank. 881 00:50:02,343 --> 00:50:04,607 A sexual relationship with a woman 882 00:50:04,679 --> 00:50:06,874 is a very, very precious thing. 883 00:50:06,914 --> 00:50:08,814 I was talking about dinner. 884 00:50:08,850 --> 00:50:09,839 It's getting cold. 885 00:50:09,884 --> 00:50:13,320 Oh… I knew that. 886 00:50:15,056 --> 00:50:16,148 You ready? 887 00:50:16,190 --> 00:50:17,156 Yeah. 888 00:50:17,190 --> 00:50:20,182 Ready, set, go. 889 00:50:48,287 --> 00:50:49,345 Ah, beat you. 890 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:57,959 Who was a faster eater, you or Mom? 891 00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:02,096 We never raced. 892 00:51:03,501 --> 00:51:05,901 What kind of microwave dinners did she like? 893 00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:07,837 We cooked real food. 894 00:51:07,872 --> 00:51:10,363 You miss real food? 895 00:51:10,408 --> 00:51:12,968 How can l? I've never eaten it. 896 00:51:30,094 --> 00:51:32,460 All right, everybody, I want you to sit down. 897 00:51:32,496 --> 00:51:34,020 Okay, come on. 898 00:51:34,064 --> 00:51:36,760 Let's get started. Time. 899 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,130 Sit down. 900 00:51:45,842 --> 00:51:48,606 Do you believe he comes to school with it on? 901 00:51:50,446 --> 00:51:53,574 Frank, are you ready to begin your report? 902 00:51:54,817 --> 00:51:57,081 No, not yet. 903 00:51:59,521 --> 00:52:01,216 Owen Meany Junior High. 904 00:52:01,256 --> 00:52:03,486 Just a moment. 905 00:52:06,895 --> 00:52:07,953 Miss Fetch, 906 00:52:07,996 --> 00:52:10,021 please report to the office. 907 00:52:10,065 --> 00:52:11,862 You have a phone call. 908 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:13,424 All right. 909 00:52:13,468 --> 00:52:15,527 Frank, don't do anything until I get back. 910 00:52:15,570 --> 00:52:17,162 Of course. 911 00:52:26,046 --> 00:52:28,173 Let's get started. 912 00:52:28,215 --> 00:52:29,273 On what? 913 00:52:29,316 --> 00:52:31,341 Started on what? 914 00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:56,134 Hello. 915 00:53:01,046 --> 00:53:03,173 Hello? Hello? 916 00:53:05,184 --> 00:53:07,175 The line is dead. 917 00:53:07,219 --> 00:53:10,017 This.. is a woman. 918 00:53:11,924 --> 00:53:14,017 These… are her breasts. 919 00:53:15,194 --> 00:53:17,355 They serve an important 920 00:53:17,396 --> 00:53:20,489 biological function in child-rearing 921 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:23,728 as both a food source, and headrests. 922 00:53:25,770 --> 00:53:30,104 Size and shape of breasts may vary 923 00:53:30,141 --> 00:53:32,609 from person to person, but number 924 00:53:32,643 --> 00:53:35,544 is constant: one, two. 925 00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:40,773 Please? 926 00:53:43,253 --> 00:53:46,222 Whoa. 927 00:53:59,101 --> 00:54:00,068 Children! 928 00:54:00,102 --> 00:54:02,070 -Who wants me to go on? -Children! 929 00:54:02,104 --> 00:54:03,230 Unlock this door. 930 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,574 Now, I didn't want to do this, 931 00:54:06,642 --> 00:54:08,701 but it's part of the assignment. 932 00:54:08,744 --> 00:54:13,044 These… are the ovaries. 933 00:54:22,090 --> 00:54:23,580 That's where the eggs are. 934 00:54:23,691 --> 00:54:25,249 Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs… 935 00:54:25,293 --> 00:54:27,591 Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs. 936 00:54:27,662 --> 00:54:30,597 Each ovary is connected to its very own Fallopian tube, 937 00:54:30,632 --> 00:54:31,792 -which swings… -Frank! 938 00:54:33,801 --> 00:54:35,860 …which swings down sort of like this, 939 00:54:35,904 --> 00:54:37,132 Iike a little freeway. 940 00:54:37,171 --> 00:54:38,694 I want this door open now! 941 00:54:38,739 --> 00:54:39,797 Leading to… 942 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,434 the uterus… about this size baby motel. 943 00:54:43,977 --> 00:54:45,274 Just roughly… here. 944 00:54:46,346 --> 00:54:47,574 What? 945 00:54:47,614 --> 00:54:48,308 It tickles. 946 00:54:48,348 --> 00:54:49,144 Oh, sorry. 947 00:54:49,182 --> 00:54:51,309 Where was l? 948 00:54:51,351 --> 00:54:53,182 The uterus. 949 00:54:53,220 --> 00:54:54,414 Excuse me? 950 00:54:54,454 --> 00:54:55,853 "This size baby motel." 951 00:54:55,889 --> 00:54:57,379 Oh, right, right. 952 00:54:57,424 --> 00:55:00,620 Which brings us to… intercourse. 953 00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:02,025 Whoa! 954 00:55:02,061 --> 00:55:03,892 May I have a volunteer from the class? 955 00:55:22,313 --> 00:55:24,713 Here's something; what do you think? 956 00:55:24,749 --> 00:55:26,080 Mmm… 957 00:55:26,117 --> 00:55:28,142 Okay, how about this one? 958 00:55:28,185 --> 00:55:29,413 This is nice. 959 00:55:29,453 --> 00:55:30,852 I don't know. 960 00:55:30,888 --> 00:55:36,019 I, I don't think that l, I should wear her clothes. 961 00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:37,220 V? 962 00:55:37,261 --> 00:55:38,353 Yeah. 963 00:55:38,395 --> 00:55:39,589 Is it true 964 00:55:39,696 --> 00:55:41,857 there's a place on a woman you can touch 965 00:55:41,898 --> 00:55:43,559 to make her completely insane? 966 00:55:45,468 --> 00:55:47,493 Where did you hear that? 967 00:55:47,537 --> 00:55:49,471 A magazine. 968 00:55:49,506 --> 00:55:52,703 Um, well… 969 00:55:52,742 --> 00:55:55,267 Don't count on it. 970 00:55:55,312 --> 00:55:57,177 Okay. 971 00:56:01,350 --> 00:56:03,341 How about this one? 972 00:56:03,385 --> 00:56:04,682 Like it? 973 00:56:29,978 --> 00:56:32,310 You know what I like about you? 974 00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:35,145 Every time I think of you, you appear. 975 00:56:40,721 --> 00:56:43,189 Listen, if you're not rushing off to see a client… 976 00:56:43,223 --> 00:56:45,054 No. 977 00:56:45,092 --> 00:56:47,287 Not in this dress. 978 00:56:49,997 --> 00:56:51,589 Maybe we could have dinner together. 979 00:56:51,665 --> 00:56:53,098 -Yes. -Really? 980 00:56:53,133 --> 00:56:55,328 Yes. Yes. 981 00:56:56,870 --> 00:56:58,734 Okay. 982 00:56:58,771 --> 00:57:00,398 I'm just going to change, okay? 983 00:57:00,439 --> 00:57:01,565 Yeah. 984 00:57:01,607 --> 00:57:02,767 -Vicki? -No. 985 00:57:02,808 --> 00:57:04,332 -Valerie? -No. 986 00:57:04,377 --> 00:57:05,401 Virginia? 987 00:57:05,444 --> 00:57:06,502 Hmm-mm. 988 00:57:06,545 --> 00:57:07,739 West Virginia. 989 00:57:19,891 --> 00:57:21,188 -Yeah? -Yeah. 990 00:57:21,226 --> 00:57:23,285 He's changing right now. 991 00:57:23,328 --> 00:57:24,556 I saw. 992 00:57:24,629 --> 00:57:26,256 He's ironing like crazy. 993 00:57:27,632 --> 00:57:29,224 What are you all dolled up for? 994 00:57:29,267 --> 00:57:30,393 I'm not. 995 00:57:30,435 --> 00:57:31,561 Are you coming with us? 996 00:57:31,603 --> 00:57:35,232 Gross! I have my own life, thank you very much. 997 00:57:37,575 --> 00:57:39,701 Is that cologne that you're wearing? 998 00:57:39,743 --> 00:57:40,869 No. 999 00:57:40,911 --> 00:57:42,242 Are you going on a date? 1000 00:57:42,279 --> 00:57:44,839 Nah. Just practicing. 1001 00:57:44,882 --> 00:57:45,940 What? 1002 00:57:45,983 --> 00:57:47,780 Being cool, in case I run into Stacy. 1003 00:57:47,818 --> 00:57:49,285 Oh. 1004 00:57:49,319 --> 00:57:51,583 Do you have something to give her? 1005 00:57:51,655 --> 00:57:53,020 Is that a rule? 1006 00:57:54,391 --> 00:57:56,859 No, but it should be. 1007 00:57:56,894 --> 00:58:00,329 I mean, girls and gifts… it's kind of the same word. 1008 00:58:00,363 --> 00:58:01,591 Here, give her this. 1009 00:58:01,631 --> 00:58:02,723 I can't take this. 1010 00:58:02,765 --> 00:58:04,528 Why not? 1011 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,727 I'm not giving this to anyone. 1012 00:58:06,769 --> 00:58:08,794 I'll keep it with me always. 1013 00:58:08,838 --> 00:58:10,237 Yeah? 1014 00:58:10,273 --> 00:58:12,264 Thanks. 1015 00:58:12,308 --> 00:58:14,299 You're welcome. 1016 00:58:18,114 --> 00:58:21,480 I never had time to be lonely. 1017 00:58:21,516 --> 00:58:23,677 You know, I had Frank to take care of, 1018 00:58:23,719 --> 00:58:25,949 and I guess I buried myself in my work. 1019 00:58:25,987 --> 00:58:29,718 Other than Frank, the wetlands mean everything to me. 1020 00:58:29,758 --> 00:58:31,316 Yeah. 1021 00:58:33,161 --> 00:58:36,324 Oh, look, honey, it's Frank's dad. 1022 00:58:36,364 --> 00:58:38,332 I wonder who that woman is. 1023 00:58:38,366 --> 00:58:40,265 She's a hooker. 1024 00:58:42,002 --> 00:58:43,196 Honey…! 1025 00:58:43,237 --> 00:58:45,797 I can't believe I'm saying all this to you. 1026 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:46,932 Why? 1027 00:58:46,974 --> 00:58:48,703 I'm normally not like this. 1028 00:58:48,743 --> 00:58:50,836 I'm not at ease with new people. 1029 00:58:50,878 --> 00:58:52,368 No? Neither am l. 1030 00:58:52,413 --> 00:58:53,573 -Really? -Yeah, 1031 00:58:53,681 --> 00:58:55,979 and in my line of work, that's a problem. 1032 00:58:56,016 --> 00:58:57,711 Well, how do you deal with it? 1033 00:58:57,752 --> 00:58:59,309 Well, let's see. 1034 00:58:59,352 --> 00:59:01,786 When I'm with someone new, 1035 00:59:01,821 --> 00:59:05,518 I pretend like I'm with someone that I love, 1036 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:08,458 and that helps me get through it. 1037 00:59:08,495 --> 00:59:10,156 Oh…! 1038 00:59:11,931 --> 00:59:15,890 I don't think I've ever met a more dedicated teacher. 1039 00:59:17,704 --> 00:59:21,696 I don't think anyone's ever looked at what I do that way. 1040 00:59:21,740 --> 00:59:23,071 Well, why not? 1041 00:59:23,108 --> 00:59:27,044 Just because you don't do it in the classroom? 1042 00:59:27,079 --> 00:59:29,445 You know, you're an amazing man. 1043 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:40,853 Right now… with me… 1044 00:59:40,892 --> 00:59:42,052 What? 1045 00:59:42,093 --> 00:59:43,219 Were you pretending? 1046 00:59:43,261 --> 00:59:44,319 Pretending? 1047 00:59:44,362 --> 00:59:47,092 That you're with someone else? 1048 00:59:47,131 --> 00:59:48,689 Someone you love? 1049 00:59:48,733 --> 00:59:52,999 No. I don't have to pretend anything with you. 1050 00:59:53,037 --> 00:59:57,030 Mmm, Holly, isn't that your little friend's dad? 1051 00:59:57,074 --> 00:59:58,473 Yeah. 1052 00:59:58,509 --> 00:59:59,770 I wonder who he's with? 1053 00:59:59,810 --> 01:00:02,438 It's his sister. 1054 01:00:02,479 --> 01:00:08,782 I, I feel a-a strong, almost mammalian pull 1055 01:00:08,819 --> 01:00:10,081 towards you. 1056 01:00:11,688 --> 01:00:15,419 You mean like how the moon pulls the tides? 1057 01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:18,950 Yes. Yes, just like that. 1058 01:00:18,995 --> 01:00:22,691 Are you sure you don't mean his sister-in-law? 1059 01:00:22,731 --> 01:00:25,131 No. It's his sister. 1060 01:00:25,167 --> 01:00:26,862 Oh, well, I think that's sweet. 1061 01:00:26,902 --> 01:00:29,097 They must be a very affectionate family. 1062 01:00:29,138 --> 01:00:31,231 You two could learn something from them 1063 01:00:31,273 --> 01:00:33,537 about just how close a brother and sister 1064 01:00:33,576 --> 01:00:35,567 can be. 1065 01:00:35,611 --> 01:00:38,978 No one's ever said anything like that to me before. 1066 01:00:39,014 --> 01:00:40,037 Say it again. 1067 01:00:40,081 --> 01:00:41,105 What? 1068 01:00:41,149 --> 01:00:42,275 The mammal word. 1069 01:00:42,317 --> 01:00:44,251 Mammalian. 1070 01:00:44,285 --> 01:00:45,343 Yes, that's it. 1071 01:00:46,588 --> 01:00:49,148 What does that mean? 1072 01:00:49,190 --> 01:00:50,817 Mammals are warm-blooded creatures. 1073 01:00:50,859 --> 01:00:53,089 Warm? 1074 01:00:53,127 --> 01:00:54,253 Very warm. 1075 01:00:54,295 --> 01:00:55,387 Yes? 1076 01:00:56,631 --> 01:00:58,064 Yes. 1077 01:00:58,099 --> 01:01:00,623 Very, very warm? 1078 01:01:10,978 --> 01:01:14,379 There's no way I'm doing that. 1079 01:01:17,117 --> 01:01:20,142 -We should go. -We should go. 1080 01:01:20,186 --> 01:01:22,814 Um… where? 1081 01:01:22,855 --> 01:01:25,756 Well, uh… we're going to be late. 1082 01:01:25,791 --> 01:01:27,588 Oh. Okay. 1083 01:01:27,627 --> 01:01:29,094 We have reservations. 1084 01:01:29,128 --> 01:01:30,652 Yeah. 1085 01:01:37,470 --> 01:01:38,528 T om. 1086 01:01:38,571 --> 01:01:39,595 Judy. 1087 01:01:39,639 --> 01:01:41,606 Hi. 1088 01:01:41,673 --> 01:01:43,140 Kevin. 1089 01:01:43,174 --> 01:01:44,436 V. 1090 01:01:44,476 --> 01:01:46,467 You know this woman, son? 1091 01:01:46,511 --> 01:01:48,206 Not as well as we know 1092 01:01:48,246 --> 01:01:50,077 each other, Mr. Smith. 1093 01:01:51,883 --> 01:01:55,319 You… know her, Father? 1094 01:01:55,353 --> 01:01:57,014 Uh, no… no, no, no, no. 1095 01:01:57,055 --> 01:02:00,717 No, you must be confusing me with someone else. 1096 01:02:00,758 --> 01:02:03,818 No, I may have the name wrong, but I never forget a face. 1097 01:02:03,861 --> 01:02:05,522 My name is V, like the letter. 1098 01:02:05,562 --> 01:02:07,291 Your husband and I did business 1099 01:02:07,331 --> 01:02:08,730 together once. 1100 01:02:08,766 --> 01:02:11,564 Oh, yes, yes… of course. 1101 01:02:11,602 --> 01:02:14,230 Yes, I'm sorry, of course, yes. 1102 01:02:14,271 --> 01:02:17,468 Uh, V is a, um… a dance instructor. 1103 01:02:17,508 --> 01:02:19,373 She, she taught me how to dance. 1104 01:02:19,410 --> 01:02:21,775 Dance? You teach dance and you tutor math? 1105 01:02:21,811 --> 01:02:23,005 Isn't that wonderful? 1106 01:02:23,046 --> 01:02:25,708 We should all go out dancing together sometime. 1107 01:02:25,748 --> 01:02:27,545 Oh, yes, let's do it soon. 1108 01:02:27,583 --> 01:02:30,108 Maybe V could teach us a couple of things. 1109 01:02:30,153 --> 01:02:31,279 Uh, she can't. 1110 01:02:31,321 --> 01:02:33,380 Um… she's retired. 1111 01:02:33,423 --> 01:02:34,515 Listen, 1112 01:02:34,557 --> 01:02:36,024 it was really nice to see you, 1113 01:02:36,059 --> 01:02:37,549 but we've really got to get going. 1114 01:02:37,593 --> 01:02:39,390 Good to see you. 1115 01:02:39,429 --> 01:02:41,157 Okay, bye-bye. 1116 01:02:41,196 --> 01:02:44,688 Huh. It's a small… 1117 01:02:44,733 --> 01:02:47,497 V. 1118 01:02:47,536 --> 01:02:49,367 V. 1119 01:02:54,376 --> 01:02:57,209 Stop it. What are you doing? 1120 01:02:57,246 --> 01:02:58,508 You said you fixed it. 1121 01:02:58,547 --> 01:02:59,809 What's wrong with you? 1122 01:02:59,849 --> 01:03:02,544 I thought things were different, but I was wrong. 1123 01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:04,278 -What happened? -I have to go. 1124 01:03:04,319 --> 01:03:05,445 I don't understand. 1125 01:03:05,487 --> 01:03:07,455 I know… that's why I have to go! 1126 01:03:07,489 --> 01:03:08,751 Well, let me take you. 1127 01:03:08,790 --> 01:03:11,520 Do you even know where I live? 1128 01:03:11,559 --> 01:03:13,083 No, I don't; I have no idea. 1129 01:03:13,127 --> 01:03:15,425 Do you want to see where I live? 1130 01:03:15,463 --> 01:03:16,657 -Yeah. -Follow me. 1131 01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:28,131 Why are we climbing this tree? 1132 01:03:35,182 --> 01:03:36,945 What, may I ask, are you doing 1133 01:03:36,984 --> 01:03:38,747 Iiving in my son's tree house? 1134 01:03:38,785 --> 01:03:41,844 T ake off your pants; then I'll tell you. 1135 01:03:41,888 --> 01:03:43,515 Why do I have to take off my pants? 1136 01:03:43,556 --> 01:03:44,580 Because in my experience, 1137 01:03:44,624 --> 01:03:47,024 men are better listeners when they're not wearing pants, 1138 01:03:47,059 --> 01:03:48,856 and I have something personal to tell you, 1139 01:03:48,895 --> 01:03:50,692 and I don't want you to be able to get away. 1140 01:03:50,730 --> 01:03:52,561 Okay. 1141 01:03:52,598 --> 01:03:54,361 Fine. 1142 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,231 I'm taking off my pants. 1143 01:03:56,269 --> 01:03:57,793 This better be good. 1144 01:03:57,837 --> 01:04:00,600 Nobody's ever treated me the way you treat me. 1145 01:04:00,672 --> 01:04:01,934 How am I treating you? 1146 01:04:01,973 --> 01:04:03,406 Like a person. 1147 01:04:03,441 --> 01:04:05,409 How does everybody else treat you? 1148 01:04:05,443 --> 01:04:07,843 Like a hooker. 1149 01:04:07,879 --> 01:04:10,245 W-W-W-Why would they do that? 1150 01:04:10,282 --> 01:04:12,842 Because I am a hooker. 1151 01:04:16,555 --> 01:04:19,251 W-What do you mean by that, exactly? 1152 01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:21,281 Frank told me he told you. 1153 01:04:21,325 --> 01:04:22,519 What? 1154 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,822 I'm a prostitute. 1155 01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:25,556 Men pay me to have sex with them. 1156 01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,859 Well, then, what, may I ask, are you doing 1157 01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:29,695 teaching math to seventh graders?! 1158 01:04:29,733 --> 01:04:31,428 I don't teach math. 1159 01:04:31,468 --> 01:04:33,663 No, no, Frank told me you were a math tutor. 1160 01:04:33,704 --> 01:04:36,070 Well, he told me that he told you I was a hooker, 1161 01:04:36,106 --> 01:04:37,368 and that you didn't care. 1162 01:04:37,408 --> 01:04:38,705 My son bought me a hooker? 1163 01:04:38,742 --> 01:04:39,834 Give me back my pants. 1164 01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:42,572 No, he didn't buy me for you! 1165 01:04:42,645 --> 01:04:44,112 Oh, what a relief. 1166 01:04:44,147 --> 01:04:45,580 He just wants me to marry you. 1167 01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:47,344 You said I looked like Grace Kelly. 1168 01:04:47,383 --> 01:04:49,817 Who told you that? 1169 01:04:49,852 --> 01:04:51,786 Frank. He probably lied about that, too. 1170 01:04:51,821 --> 01:04:55,587 No, he didn't. I… 1171 01:04:55,692 --> 01:04:58,820 I did say that. 1172 01:04:58,861 --> 01:05:00,522 You know, I thought you were different. 1173 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:01,893 I thought you were understanding. 1174 01:05:01,930 --> 01:05:03,056 I am understanding. 1175 01:05:03,098 --> 01:05:04,122 Boy, am I understanding. 1176 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:06,361 That would explain why you looked at me that way. 1177 01:05:06,401 --> 01:05:07,868 I looked at you that way 1178 01:05:07,903 --> 01:05:09,962 because you looked at me that way. 1179 01:05:10,005 --> 01:05:11,063 What way?! 1180 01:05:11,106 --> 01:05:13,199 Like I was somebody. 1181 01:05:13,241 --> 01:05:14,299 Well, you are somebody. 1182 01:05:14,343 --> 01:05:15,401 We're both somebodies. 1183 01:05:15,444 --> 01:05:16,468 Let me out of here. 1184 01:05:16,511 --> 01:05:17,842 How do you open this thing? 1185 01:05:17,879 --> 01:05:19,744 I'm an adult somebody teacher, 1186 01:05:19,781 --> 01:05:21,941 and you're an adult somebody hooker 1187 01:05:21,983 --> 01:05:23,712 that I'm supposed to marry. 1188 01:05:28,055 --> 01:05:29,044 You should've told me. 1189 01:05:29,090 --> 01:05:30,057 I tried to. 1190 01:05:30,091 --> 01:05:31,319 You should've tried harder. 1191 01:05:31,359 --> 01:05:32,451 Look, Dad, you always say 1192 01:05:32,493 --> 01:05:34,256 it's not what you do, it's who you are. 1193 01:05:34,295 --> 01:05:35,557 But there's a vast difference 1194 01:05:35,630 --> 01:05:37,222 between being a math tutor… Dad! Dad! 1195 01:05:37,264 --> 01:05:38,424 There was no "but." 1196 01:05:38,466 --> 01:05:39,865 I know you're trying to help me. 1197 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:41,264 Ah, Dad, she's the right woman. 1198 01:05:41,301 --> 01:05:42,700 Well, what's so right about her? 1199 01:05:47,774 --> 01:05:49,401 I took a test in this magazine. 1200 01:05:49,442 --> 01:05:51,410 "Are you Your Mate's Perfect Woman?" 1201 01:05:51,444 --> 01:05:52,672 She scores a 98 1202 01:05:52,712 --> 01:05:54,475 out of a possible 100, losing one point 1203 01:05:54,514 --> 01:05:55,947 because she's a total stranger, 1204 01:05:55,982 --> 01:05:58,075 and the other 'cause your entire relationship 1205 01:05:58,118 --> 01:05:59,415 is based on a lie. 1206 01:05:59,452 --> 01:06:01,419 What, you only lose one point for that? 1207 01:06:01,453 --> 01:06:03,250 It says it's not very important. 1208 01:06:03,288 --> 01:06:04,812 What could possibly be more important? 1209 01:06:04,857 --> 01:06:06,188 She's a grown-up, she has a job, 1210 01:06:06,225 --> 01:06:08,022 she's independent, she's good with money, 1211 01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:10,722 she's funny, she doesn't swear anymore… 1212 01:06:10,763 --> 01:06:12,162 I talked to her about that… 1213 01:06:12,197 --> 01:06:14,631 she watches cartoons, and she likes ice cream, 1214 01:06:14,667 --> 01:06:16,362 and she fits into Mom's clothes. 1215 01:06:16,402 --> 01:06:19,530 I knew that dress looked familiar. 1216 01:06:19,571 --> 01:06:22,539 And she likes you, Dad… that's the best part! 1217 01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:25,040 Where did you learn to be like this? 1218 01:06:25,076 --> 01:06:26,600 From you. 1219 01:06:52,836 --> 01:06:57,569 So… 1220 01:06:57,607 --> 01:06:58,972 what does the magazine say? 1221 01:06:59,009 --> 01:07:00,840 I mean, what am I supposed to do now? 1222 01:07:00,877 --> 01:07:03,174 Call her. 1223 01:07:03,212 --> 01:07:05,612 On what? 1224 01:07:14,390 --> 01:07:15,516 V? 1225 01:07:17,660 --> 01:07:18,820 V? 1226 01:07:22,063 --> 01:07:24,327 She's not picking up. 1227 01:07:25,567 --> 01:07:26,966 V?! 1228 01:07:29,637 --> 01:07:31,036 Oh! 1229 01:07:31,072 --> 01:07:33,404 Geez! 1230 01:07:42,583 --> 01:07:44,551 V, don't go. 1231 01:07:44,585 --> 01:07:47,145 I thought that you were my friend, 1232 01:07:47,187 --> 01:07:49,587 but you're not… you're a liar. 1233 01:07:57,598 --> 01:07:58,565 Wait a minute. 1234 01:07:58,599 --> 01:07:59,566 I want to talk to you. 1235 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:00,567 Stay away from me. 1236 01:08:00,601 --> 01:08:01,999 I'm the one who should be angry. 1237 01:08:02,034 --> 01:08:03,160 I'm the one who was deceived. 1238 01:08:03,202 --> 01:08:04,328 I am not angry. 1239 01:08:04,370 --> 01:08:06,395 I just want to get out of here. 1240 01:08:06,439 --> 01:08:08,168 I don't like the suburbs. 1241 01:08:08,207 --> 01:08:10,505 Car doesn't work. 1242 01:08:10,543 --> 01:08:11,510 Keep it. 1243 01:08:11,544 --> 01:08:12,875 It isn't mine anyway. 1244 01:09:01,758 --> 01:09:04,556 Diaphragm. 1245 01:09:08,331 --> 01:09:11,198 It's a locket. 1246 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:14,260 Somebody's empty locket. 1247 01:09:14,304 --> 01:09:17,296 That's kind of sad. 1248 01:09:18,341 --> 01:09:20,172 It's my locket. 1249 01:09:20,210 --> 01:09:22,336 I gave it to him. 1250 01:09:22,377 --> 01:09:25,278 He said he would keep it forever. 1251 01:09:33,488 --> 01:09:36,548 It's a picture of his mom. 1252 01:09:41,363 --> 01:09:44,729 I didn't even know he had this. 1253 01:09:45,766 --> 01:09:50,203 She didn't look at all like Grace Kelly. 1254 01:09:50,238 --> 01:09:53,332 Neither do l, for that matter. 1255 01:09:53,374 --> 01:09:55,968 You do to me. 1256 01:10:05,752 --> 01:10:09,449 I don't want to have sex with you, you know. 1257 01:10:11,091 --> 01:10:14,754 I don't want to have sex with you, either. 1258 01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:21,233 I never really thought that she looked like Grace Kelly. 1259 01:10:21,268 --> 01:10:26,569 It was just the quality that she had… a feeling. 1260 01:10:26,605 --> 01:10:29,733 And then it became a game with Frank and me… 1261 01:10:29,775 --> 01:10:32,938 who did and didn't have that… this quality. 1262 01:10:32,978 --> 01:10:36,937 It was so hard for me to talk about her. 1263 01:10:39,118 --> 01:10:43,713 It was the only way I could let Frank know… about her. 1264 01:10:44,756 --> 01:10:46,587 T ell me how you met. 1265 01:10:46,691 --> 01:10:49,592 We knew each other in high school, and… 1266 01:10:49,627 --> 01:10:52,255 actually, it was junior high school. 1267 01:10:52,297 --> 01:10:56,165 I remember the first time I saw her. 1268 01:10:57,201 --> 01:10:59,465 Yeah? 1269 01:11:00,972 --> 01:11:02,802 She was leaning on the kitchen counter 1270 01:11:02,839 --> 01:11:05,239 talking on the telephone. 1271 01:11:07,911 --> 01:11:10,209 We were at a dance. 1272 01:11:10,247 --> 01:11:12,545 A dance? 1273 01:11:12,582 --> 01:11:15,710 I never went to a dance. 1274 01:11:15,752 --> 01:11:18,721 Why not? 1275 01:11:18,755 --> 01:11:22,054 'Cause I left home when I was 14. 1276 01:11:23,092 --> 01:11:26,425 I missed my whole life. 1277 01:11:39,675 --> 01:11:44,236 If I'm the first, you know, this might hurt a bit. 1278 01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:47,578 You trying to be funny? 1279 01:11:47,615 --> 01:11:51,415 I'm not talking about sex. 1280 01:11:51,453 --> 01:11:54,854 What are you talking about? 1281 01:11:54,889 --> 01:11:57,449 I want to make love with you. 1282 01:12:27,020 --> 01:12:29,887 Eve, Eve… 1283 01:12:29,922 --> 01:12:32,390 Eve's my middle name. 1284 01:12:32,425 --> 01:12:34,154 And, l… 1285 01:12:34,193 --> 01:12:38,721 I changed it because it just sounded too Biblical, 1286 01:12:38,765 --> 01:12:42,531 so I took off the Es. 1287 01:12:45,937 --> 01:12:48,269 This hurts. 1288 01:13:29,613 --> 01:13:31,581 Ow! Ooch! Damn it! 1289 01:13:44,761 --> 01:13:46,991 Yes, hello. 1290 01:13:47,030 --> 01:13:51,660 Did you have somebody in mind, sir? 1291 01:13:51,701 --> 01:13:53,328 I have someone in mind. 1292 01:13:53,369 --> 01:13:54,393 Her name is V. 1293 01:13:54,437 --> 01:13:55,563 V? 1294 01:13:55,605 --> 01:13:58,733 We don't know where she-she is. 1295 01:13:58,775 --> 01:14:01,243 That's bullshit! 1296 01:14:01,277 --> 01:14:02,869 That's bullshit. 1297 01:14:02,912 --> 01:14:04,902 Oh, I saw her tonight, in Middleton. 1298 01:14:04,947 --> 01:14:06,346 You saw her in Middleton? 1299 01:14:06,381 --> 01:14:07,507 Middleton? 1300 01:14:07,549 --> 01:14:08,743 What address? 1301 01:14:11,053 --> 01:14:13,521 He-he hung up. 1302 01:14:13,589 --> 01:14:14,681 Of course. 1303 01:14:14,723 --> 01:14:15,849 He hung up. 1304 01:14:15,891 --> 01:14:17,688 Well, she shouldn't be too hard to find. 1305 01:14:47,988 --> 01:14:50,548 Good morning, Frank. Good morning, Frank. 1306 01:14:50,657 --> 01:14:52,215 Did I miss something? 1307 01:14:52,259 --> 01:14:53,385 You sure did. 1308 01:14:53,426 --> 01:14:54,859 V and I have been in the wetlands 1309 01:14:54,895 --> 01:14:56,226 collecting samples since dawn. 1310 01:14:56,263 --> 01:14:57,890 Excuse me, I have to get something 1311 01:14:57,931 --> 01:14:59,421 out of the garbage. 1312 01:15:10,543 --> 01:15:13,239 You looking for this? 1313 01:15:16,248 --> 01:15:18,341 I'm sorry I lied. 1314 01:15:18,384 --> 01:15:21,444 But you said the truth gets you in trouble. 1315 01:15:21,487 --> 01:15:23,283 Yeah. 1316 01:15:23,321 --> 01:15:24,845 Are you staying? 1317 01:15:24,889 --> 01:15:26,789 For a while. 1318 01:15:26,824 --> 01:15:28,519 As my mom? 1319 01:15:28,593 --> 01:15:31,391 No, not as your mom. 1320 01:15:31,429 --> 01:15:33,158 Well, then, as what? 1321 01:15:33,198 --> 01:15:38,135 Um… as a friend of the family. 1322 01:15:38,169 --> 01:15:40,069 That'll do. 1323 01:15:40,104 --> 01:15:42,368 Good. Come on. 1324 01:15:42,407 --> 01:15:44,897 There's just one more thing. 1325 01:15:52,249 --> 01:15:55,377 Okay, now, I want you to just watch my feet, 1326 01:15:55,419 --> 01:15:58,252 and listen to the music, okay? 1327 01:16:01,525 --> 01:16:02,492 See? 1328 01:16:02,526 --> 01:16:03,992 Now, you try. 1329 01:16:04,026 --> 01:16:06,460 Move your feet. 1330 01:16:07,496 --> 01:16:09,361 I said move your feet, Frank. 1331 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,923 I am moving my feet. 1332 01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:13,492 Okay. 1333 01:16:13,536 --> 01:16:15,504 New deal. 1334 01:16:15,538 --> 01:16:17,335 Um… 1335 01:16:17,373 --> 01:16:20,467 Don't move your feet, okay? 1336 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:23,171 Just sort of sway your hips from side to side. 1337 01:16:23,212 --> 01:16:24,940 I don't want to move my hips… 1338 01:16:24,980 --> 01:16:25,912 that's how it all starts. 1339 01:16:25,947 --> 01:16:26,914 What? 1340 01:16:26,948 --> 01:16:28,176 Sex. 1341 01:16:28,216 --> 01:16:29,706 I've decided it's an evil scheme. 1342 01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:31,651 Well, what can you do with your body? 1343 01:16:31,686 --> 01:16:33,620 I mean, something where you have to… 1344 01:16:33,655 --> 01:16:36,715 touch somebody else and move at the same time. 1345 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,819 I-I can thumb wrestle. 1346 01:16:40,862 --> 01:16:42,159 Okay. That's good. 1347 01:16:42,197 --> 01:16:43,993 All right, that's a start. 1348 01:16:44,031 --> 01:16:46,192 Better watch out… I'm pretty good. 1349 01:16:46,233 --> 01:16:48,793 One, two, three, four. 1350 01:16:48,836 --> 01:16:50,497 Now we start the thumb war. 1351 01:17:00,247 --> 01:17:01,271 Got you. 1352 01:17:01,315 --> 01:17:02,213 -No, you didn't. -Got you. 1353 01:17:09,255 --> 01:17:10,586 Come on. 1354 01:17:10,623 --> 01:17:12,648 Yeah! 1355 01:17:15,128 --> 01:17:16,493 Frank? 1356 01:17:16,562 --> 01:17:17,790 Whoa…! 1357 01:17:17,830 --> 01:17:18,660 Frank. 1358 01:17:18,698 --> 01:17:19,665 Yeah? 1359 01:17:19,699 --> 01:17:21,257 You're dancing. 1360 01:17:21,301 --> 01:17:24,030 You're dancing, dude. 1361 01:17:28,707 --> 01:17:29,674 Good morning. 1362 01:17:29,708 --> 01:17:31,175 Good morning. 1363 01:17:31,209 --> 01:17:32,301 Nice day, isn't it? 1364 01:17:41,820 --> 01:17:44,185 Sour cream and onion. 1365 01:17:44,221 --> 01:17:45,688 Popsicles? 1366 01:17:45,723 --> 01:17:47,350 Sure. 1367 01:17:47,391 --> 01:17:48,517 Pretzels? 1368 01:17:48,559 --> 01:17:50,026 Yeah. 1369 01:17:50,061 --> 01:17:52,052 Oh, Fluff. 1370 01:17:54,098 --> 01:17:56,066 Hi. How are you? 1371 01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:57,465 Great. 1372 01:18:15,819 --> 01:18:16,979 Excuse me, ma'am. 1373 01:18:17,020 --> 01:18:18,783 Have you seen this woman? 1374 01:18:18,822 --> 01:18:19,914 It's important. 1375 01:18:22,492 --> 01:18:24,755 Well, take your time. I've got all day. 1376 01:18:24,793 --> 01:18:25,782 No… 1377 01:18:25,828 --> 01:18:27,625 I can't say as I have. 1378 01:18:27,663 --> 01:18:29,631 Sorry. 1379 01:18:36,805 --> 01:18:38,796 I beg your pardon… 1380 01:18:38,841 --> 01:18:41,901 Mom? Can I have the new Cosmo, please? 1381 01:18:43,312 --> 01:18:45,745 My mom… she's the greatest. 1382 01:19:01,662 --> 01:19:02,993 Where are we going so fast? 1383 01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:03,997 You're going home. 1384 01:19:04,031 --> 01:19:06,055 I'm taking the fastest way out of here. 1385 01:19:06,099 --> 01:19:07,794 But he didn't even recognize you. 1386 01:19:07,834 --> 01:19:10,166 For all he knows, you're a million miles away. 1387 01:19:10,203 --> 01:19:12,194 He doesn't know my dad can't fix cars. 1388 01:19:12,239 --> 01:19:14,673 I'm not staying, Frank. 1389 01:19:20,514 --> 01:19:22,414 So, this is what it's like. 1390 01:19:22,449 --> 01:19:23,711 What do you mean? 1391 01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:26,445 T o have a mom. 1392 01:19:35,428 --> 01:19:37,419 You look cool, Frank. 1393 01:19:37,463 --> 01:19:39,727 You look very, very cool. 1394 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:44,197 And tonight, Stacy's going to think 1395 01:19:44,236 --> 01:19:46,499 you look very cool, too. 1396 01:19:46,571 --> 01:19:48,869 V, don't go. 1397 01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:45,410 It's going to be fun. Come on. 1398 01:21:49,588 --> 01:21:51,556 Oh, shit! 1399 01:21:51,590 --> 01:21:53,558 Frank! V! 1400 01:21:53,659 --> 01:21:56,992 Frank! V! 1401 01:21:57,029 --> 01:21:59,497 I found out what's wrong with the car! 1402 01:21:59,531 --> 01:22:01,362 Frank! 1403 01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:03,595 Frank? V? 1404 01:22:05,102 --> 01:22:06,262 Frank? 1405 01:22:06,304 --> 01:22:09,899 Where is everybody? 1406 01:24:00,514 --> 01:24:02,141 What happened to you? 1407 01:24:02,182 --> 01:24:04,742 I stopped washing… completely. 1408 01:24:08,154 --> 01:24:09,416 You smell. 1409 01:24:09,455 --> 01:24:11,855 I will no longer be my father's dupe. 1410 01:24:11,891 --> 01:24:13,984 You don't look so good yourself. 1411 01:24:14,026 --> 01:24:15,050 What's up? 1412 01:24:15,094 --> 01:24:16,584 Lots of things. 1413 01:24:16,629 --> 01:24:19,097 I mean, Stacy loves Brad, 1414 01:24:19,131 --> 01:24:20,758 which makes me feel like I can't breathe. 1415 01:24:21,834 --> 01:24:23,096 Mm. 1416 01:24:23,135 --> 01:24:24,932 It'd be different if V were here. 1417 01:24:24,970 --> 01:24:28,598 Really? 1418 01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:30,039 Think so, huh? 1419 01:24:30,075 --> 01:24:32,475 And what would you do if V were here? 1420 01:24:32,510 --> 01:24:34,808 I'd ask her to dance. 1421 01:24:34,846 --> 01:24:37,747 Prove it. 1422 01:24:55,365 --> 01:24:57,526 Frank. 1423 01:24:57,634 --> 01:25:00,228 Couldn't leave without saying good-bye. 1424 01:25:00,270 --> 01:25:01,931 Would you like to dance? 1425 01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:03,462 I thought you didn't know how. 1426 01:25:03,540 --> 01:25:05,007 I don't. 1427 01:25:05,042 --> 01:25:07,373 Well, what do you do at a dance if you can't dance? 1428 01:25:08,644 --> 01:25:10,271 I thumb wrestle. 1429 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:19,353 -Look, sweetie. -Huh? 1430 01:25:19,388 --> 01:25:21,083 It's your dance instructor. 1431 01:25:21,124 --> 01:25:22,216 Oh… 1432 01:25:31,366 --> 01:25:32,993 Oh, yes! 1433 01:25:51,185 --> 01:25:53,415 She's very good, isn't she? 1434 01:25:53,454 --> 01:25:55,649 Hmm? Yes. Yes. 1435 01:25:55,689 --> 01:25:58,715 Oh, yes. 1436 01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:07,628 He can dance. 1437 01:26:07,667 --> 01:26:11,194 He can dance really well. 1438 01:26:14,541 --> 01:26:15,633 She's a math tutor. 1439 01:26:15,675 --> 01:26:17,905 Can she solve multivariable equations? 1440 01:26:17,944 --> 01:26:20,174 What are the odds of finding another woman with that body 1441 01:26:20,213 --> 01:26:22,579 and those skills? 1442 01:26:58,216 --> 01:26:59,945 Here comes my jacket. 1443 01:26:59,984 --> 01:27:01,645 I think he likes you. 1444 01:27:01,686 --> 01:27:03,176 Think he does? 1445 01:27:03,221 --> 01:27:06,621 -Hi. -Hi. 1446 01:27:06,656 --> 01:27:09,648 Would you like this? 1447 01:27:18,602 --> 01:27:20,331 Would you like to dance? 1448 01:27:33,849 --> 01:27:35,680 Did I miss something? 1449 01:27:51,966 --> 01:27:55,333 Mine. 1450 01:28:00,475 --> 01:28:01,567 Wait right here. 1451 01:28:01,609 --> 01:28:03,804 -Wait, wait, Robert. -Don't move. 1452 01:28:03,845 --> 01:28:06,677 What are you, what are you going to do? 1453 01:28:06,713 --> 01:28:10,877 I'm going to the sock hop… whatever that is. 1454 01:28:10,918 --> 01:28:14,684 I have something important to tell you. 1455 01:28:14,721 --> 01:28:18,953 You don't want me to leave? 1456 01:28:18,992 --> 01:28:22,120 Right, I don't want you to leave, but… 1457 01:28:22,162 --> 01:28:24,153 there's something else, too. 1458 01:28:26,632 --> 01:28:27,826 You've got a lot of nerve 1459 01:28:27,867 --> 01:28:30,028 bringing a slut like this into our school. 1460 01:28:41,247 --> 01:28:43,044 You turned my son into a pig. 1461 01:28:44,684 --> 01:28:45,651 Yeah, but he's a… 1462 01:28:45,685 --> 01:28:46,651 …happy 1463 01:28:46,685 --> 01:28:47,652 …pig. 1464 01:28:47,686 --> 01:28:49,654 There are children here. 1465 01:28:49,688 --> 01:28:52,486 There are children here! 1466 01:28:52,524 --> 01:28:55,186 Fight, fight, fight… 1467 01:28:58,763 --> 01:29:01,095 I'm happy to see you, V. 1468 01:29:02,167 --> 01:29:04,328 Yeah. It's a real gun. 1469 01:29:04,369 --> 01:29:05,336 Hey! Hey-hey-hey. 1470 01:29:05,370 --> 01:29:06,996 Whoa! Whoa-whoa, come on, come on. 1471 01:29:07,037 --> 01:29:08,402 I'd ask you to dance, but… 1472 01:29:08,439 --> 01:29:10,907 seems you got the last geezer in a bit of trouble. 1473 01:29:19,917 --> 01:29:22,351 You thought you could take my money and get away with it? 1474 01:29:22,386 --> 01:29:24,251 Well, my little bluebird, you thought wrong. 1475 01:29:24,288 --> 01:29:25,619 You know I wouldn't steal from you, Waltzer. 1476 01:29:25,656 --> 01:29:26,645 Oh? 1477 01:29:32,228 --> 01:29:33,252 Waltzer… 1478 01:29:33,296 --> 01:29:34,558 You think I'm stupid, is that it? 1479 01:29:34,597 --> 01:29:35,859 -No. -I know the whole story. 1480 01:29:35,898 --> 01:29:37,058 Cash steals from me. 1481 01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:39,796 He hides $250,000 in the gas tank of his car. 1482 01:29:39,836 --> 01:29:40,860 I hated Cash. 1483 01:29:40,903 --> 01:29:42,200 You stole his car, and then it's my money 1484 01:29:42,238 --> 01:29:43,466 that's paying for your nice little life 1485 01:29:43,573 --> 01:29:44,938 -in the suburbs. -No, I wouldn't do that. 1486 01:29:44,974 --> 01:29:46,066 I wouldn't do anything like that. 1487 01:29:46,109 --> 01:29:47,234 Oh, yeah? 1488 01:29:47,275 --> 01:29:48,299 -Give me your best shot. -Really? 1489 01:29:48,343 --> 01:29:49,435 -Give me your best shot. -Yeah? 1490 01:29:55,317 --> 01:29:57,376 Now, here's the best part. 1491 01:29:57,419 --> 01:29:59,887 Are you listening? Get this, Cloth Ears. 1492 01:29:59,921 --> 01:30:01,821 One: I kill Cash, I kill you… 1493 01:30:01,857 --> 01:30:03,256 I get my money back. 1494 01:30:03,291 --> 01:30:04,258 All right? 1495 01:30:04,292 --> 01:30:05,589 I love happy endings. 1496 01:30:05,627 --> 01:30:06,991 Wait a minute… there's money in the car? 1497 01:30:07,028 --> 01:30:09,656 "Wait a minute… there's money in the…" 1498 01:30:09,697 --> 01:30:11,324 It's still there. 1499 01:30:20,241 --> 01:30:21,503 Come on, come on! 1500 01:30:21,542 --> 01:30:22,600 What? What? 1501 01:30:22,643 --> 01:30:23,803 Hey, Mister, I know a shortcut. 1502 01:30:23,844 --> 01:30:24,811 Fire? 1503 01:30:24,845 --> 01:30:27,108 I don't like fire! 1504 01:30:27,147 --> 01:30:29,809 Come on, this way, over here, come on! 1505 01:30:29,849 --> 01:30:31,146 Thanks, Sonny Jim. 1506 01:30:31,184 --> 01:30:34,085 Oh, my God… it's a closet. 1507 01:30:34,120 --> 01:30:35,280 Yes! 1508 01:30:35,321 --> 01:30:37,448 I don't like closets! 1509 01:30:37,490 --> 01:30:39,822 It's dark in here! 1510 01:30:44,664 --> 01:30:44,731 Come on! 1511 01:30:44,731 --> 01:30:46,596 Come on! 1512 01:30:52,871 --> 01:30:54,429 -There it is… let's go! -Okay. 1513 01:30:57,175 --> 01:30:59,643 Little bastards. 1514 01:30:59,678 --> 01:31:01,509 Who's driving? 1515 01:31:02,881 --> 01:31:05,748 Frank! Frank, you let me drive. 1516 01:31:05,784 --> 01:31:08,149 Let's go! 1517 01:31:09,453 --> 01:31:10,715 Yes! 1518 01:31:10,755 --> 01:31:12,313 There's no bloody fire! 1519 01:31:12,356 --> 01:31:13,880 Get out the bloody way! 1520 01:31:13,924 --> 01:31:15,152 There's no fire… 1521 01:31:21,365 --> 01:31:23,265 Get out… come on, get out the bloody way. 1522 01:31:23,300 --> 01:31:24,289 Get out of the way! 1523 01:31:27,604 --> 01:31:30,767 What the bloody hell happened, huh?! 1524 01:31:30,807 --> 01:31:34,470 Well… some very small person took the car, 1525 01:31:34,511 --> 01:31:36,638 but I broke a nail, which is… 1526 01:31:36,679 --> 01:31:37,668 Broke a nail? 1527 01:31:37,714 --> 01:31:39,409 I'll break your bloody neck. 1528 01:31:39,449 --> 01:31:40,609 -Get in there. -Ow! 1529 01:31:40,650 --> 01:31:42,311 You're not even worth the price of a bullet. 1530 01:31:42,352 --> 01:31:43,717 Oh, yes, I am. 1531 01:31:43,753 --> 01:31:45,311 Oh, no, you're not! 1532 01:31:45,355 --> 01:31:47,016 Oh, yes, I am. 1533 01:31:49,224 --> 01:31:50,213 You're not. 1534 01:31:50,259 --> 01:31:51,248 Am, too! 1535 01:31:51,293 --> 01:31:52,282 Not! 1536 01:31:52,327 --> 01:31:53,316 Am, too! 1537 01:31:53,362 --> 01:31:54,761 Shut up! You're not! 1538 01:31:58,066 --> 01:31:59,158 Slow down! 1539 01:31:59,201 --> 01:32:00,225 I can't reach the pedals 1540 01:32:00,269 --> 01:32:01,702 and steer at the same time! 1541 01:32:01,737 --> 01:32:02,999 I've got some major cruise control 1542 01:32:03,038 --> 01:32:03,902 going here! 1543 01:32:03,939 --> 01:32:05,839 All right, you steer, I'll do pedals. 1544 01:32:05,874 --> 01:32:06,841 Good idea! 1545 01:32:06,875 --> 01:32:08,774 No, bad idea. Let me drive! 1546 01:32:08,810 --> 01:32:11,074 You can't drive from the back seat… it's illegal! 1547 01:32:11,112 --> 01:32:12,238 Look out, look out! 1548 01:32:16,884 --> 01:32:18,408 Oh, oh… 1549 01:32:18,452 --> 01:32:19,749 This is the sidewalk! 1550 01:32:19,787 --> 01:32:21,186 Sidewalk? 1551 01:32:23,257 --> 01:32:24,383 Oh, people! 1552 01:32:30,430 --> 01:32:31,590 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1553 01:32:31,631 --> 01:32:33,030 That was part of the car! 1554 01:32:33,066 --> 01:32:34,226 Brake! Brake! 1555 01:32:34,267 --> 01:32:35,700 Gas! 1556 01:32:36,770 --> 01:32:38,260 Brake. 1557 01:32:38,305 --> 01:32:40,102 Gas! Gas… he's coming! 1558 01:32:42,008 --> 01:32:44,602 Oh, my God! Jesus! 1559 01:32:45,645 --> 01:32:47,044 Here comes the pimp-mobile. 1560 01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:47,875 Brake! 1561 01:32:47,913 --> 01:32:49,437 Gas, gas! 1562 01:33:01,527 --> 01:33:03,324 All right! I see it, I see it! 1563 01:33:10,535 --> 01:33:12,162 Wait, left! 1564 01:33:12,203 --> 01:33:14,103 Um, um, um, um… 1565 01:33:14,138 --> 01:33:15,264 -Right! -No, left! 1566 01:33:18,476 --> 01:33:18,942 Left! 1567 01:33:21,145 --> 01:33:23,739 You know that thing on the car… well, it's gone. 1568 01:33:23,781 --> 01:33:25,408 Do we need it? 1569 01:33:27,619 --> 01:33:29,313 Let me drive! 1570 01:33:30,654 --> 01:33:32,178 You broke the car! 1571 01:33:32,222 --> 01:33:32,984 Go right! 1572 01:33:34,691 --> 01:33:36,318 You lost the steering wheel? 1573 01:33:37,694 --> 01:33:39,161 Who's smoking? 1574 01:33:39,196 --> 01:33:40,424 It's the car! 1575 01:33:46,904 --> 01:33:49,201 That mad, frigging tart! 1576 01:33:51,173 --> 01:33:53,004 Sounds like a train. 1577 01:33:53,042 --> 01:33:54,600 I think it is a train. 1578 01:33:54,644 --> 01:33:56,441 Well, what's it doing? 1579 01:33:58,014 --> 01:33:59,072 Oh, nothing. 1580 01:33:59,115 --> 01:34:00,343 Oh, my God! 1581 01:34:01,984 --> 01:34:03,281 Brake! We'll never make it! 1582 01:34:03,319 --> 01:34:05,685 No, go, go! 1583 01:34:05,721 --> 01:34:06,983 We'll make it! Faster! 1584 01:34:07,023 --> 01:34:08,011 Brake! 1585 01:34:08,056 --> 01:34:09,546 Make up your minds! 1586 01:34:12,294 --> 01:34:13,818 All right, all right! 1587 01:34:14,930 --> 01:34:15,862 Brake! 1588 01:34:15,897 --> 01:34:16,921 Gas! 1589 01:34:18,566 --> 01:34:19,863 Oh, my God! 1590 01:34:30,377 --> 01:34:31,344 What happened? 1591 01:34:31,378 --> 01:34:32,174 Fire! 1592 01:34:32,212 --> 01:34:33,008 She's going to blow! 1593 01:34:33,747 --> 01:34:34,907 It's a fire. Get out! 1594 01:34:34,949 --> 01:34:36,382 Get out! 1595 01:34:38,752 --> 01:34:40,117 Ow, you big jerk! 1596 01:34:40,154 --> 01:34:41,587 You could have killed me. 1597 01:34:43,190 --> 01:34:45,021 Jesus… 1598 01:34:45,059 --> 01:34:46,720 She's going to blow! 1599 01:34:49,195 --> 01:34:50,321 Get away! 1600 01:34:50,363 --> 01:34:51,227 Come on, get out, Frank. 1601 01:34:51,264 --> 01:34:54,199 Pull, pull! Get him out! 1602 01:34:54,233 --> 01:34:55,029 Get him out of here! 1603 01:34:55,068 --> 01:34:57,229 Get him out! 1604 01:35:15,954 --> 01:35:19,617 They're children, you big dope! 1605 01:35:30,935 --> 01:35:34,200 Oh, God… they blew up 1606 01:35:34,238 --> 01:35:36,399 my bloody money! 1607 01:35:38,142 --> 01:35:39,700 When I find her 1608 01:35:39,744 --> 01:35:42,679 I'm going to rip her face off and put it in a jar. 1609 01:35:42,713 --> 01:35:43,975 Get in the car! 1610 01:35:44,015 --> 01:35:45,277 Shut up. 1611 01:35:45,316 --> 01:35:47,477 Just get in there! 1612 01:35:47,518 --> 01:35:50,486 Oh, she's gone, Waltzer, she's gone. 1613 01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:53,546 Oh, shut up. Cork your bloody beak. 1614 01:36:07,437 --> 01:36:08,596 Frank! 1615 01:36:08,637 --> 01:36:09,729 Dad, Dad! 1616 01:36:09,772 --> 01:36:11,239 Oh! 1617 01:36:16,045 --> 01:36:17,069 You okay? 1618 01:36:17,112 --> 01:36:18,374 Yeah. 1619 01:36:18,414 --> 01:36:19,574 We blew up the car. 1620 01:36:22,217 --> 01:36:24,185 You boys all right? 1621 01:36:24,219 --> 01:36:25,948 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1622 01:36:25,988 --> 01:36:28,286 Was V with you? 1623 01:36:28,323 --> 01:36:29,550 Well, yeah, she was with us. 1624 01:36:29,590 --> 01:36:30,557 Did she get out? 1625 01:36:30,591 --> 01:36:32,058 Well, yeah, she got out, and then… 1626 01:36:32,093 --> 01:36:33,355 I don't know what happened. 1627 01:36:33,394 --> 01:36:34,452 Well, where is she? 1628 01:36:34,562 --> 01:36:35,688 Where is she? 1629 01:36:35,730 --> 01:36:36,788 Dad! 1630 01:36:36,831 --> 01:36:39,629 Dad, she's gone. 1631 01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:48,607 She's gone, Dad. 1632 01:37:25,811 --> 01:37:27,438 This way. 1633 01:37:27,480 --> 01:37:28,741 Thank you. 1634 01:37:38,890 --> 01:37:40,858 I want out. 1635 01:37:51,668 --> 01:37:55,229 You'd be taking money out of my pocket. 1636 01:37:55,272 --> 01:37:58,435 Waltzer's taken out a lot more than I ever put in. 1637 01:37:58,475 --> 01:38:02,172 I'm saving you a fortune, Jerry. 1638 01:38:02,212 --> 01:38:04,703 I mean, let me go, please. 1639 01:38:10,052 --> 01:38:11,542 Good-bye, my child. 1640 01:38:11,587 --> 01:38:13,714 Thank you. 1641 01:38:17,059 --> 01:38:20,426 What about Waltzer? 1642 01:38:20,463 --> 01:38:24,365 After today, Waltzer doesn't exist anymore. 1643 01:40:17,240 --> 01:40:19,401 Oh, my God! 1644 01:40:21,010 --> 01:40:23,376 Oh, my God! 1645 01:40:50,838 --> 01:40:52,237 Nice chains, Mr. Wheeler. 1646 01:40:52,273 --> 01:40:54,036 My dad's in therapy, Mr. Wheeler. 1647 01:40:54,075 --> 01:40:55,064 Thanks. 1648 01:40:55,109 --> 01:40:56,508 Dad, please, you lost. 1649 01:40:56,610 --> 01:40:58,737 You chained yourself to the truck two days ago, 1650 01:40:58,779 --> 01:41:00,610 and the local paper didn't even show up. 1651 01:41:00,648 --> 01:41:04,106 T om, you unchain yourself, nobody's pressing charges. 1652 01:41:04,151 --> 01:41:05,413 Please, Dad. 1653 01:41:05,453 --> 01:41:08,251 We have to cut you free, you're going to jail. 1654 01:41:08,289 --> 01:41:09,381 Dad! 1655 01:41:09,423 --> 01:41:13,688 When this place goes, a part of me goes with it… 1656 01:41:13,727 --> 01:41:17,458 a part of all of us. 1657 01:41:17,564 --> 01:41:20,795 I'll go to jail. 1658 01:41:24,604 --> 01:41:26,629 Okay, we're ready to go. 1659 01:41:26,673 --> 01:41:29,800 T om, you're under arrest. 1660 01:41:29,842 --> 01:41:30,866 Dad! 1661 01:41:30,909 --> 01:41:32,342 You have the right to remain silent. 1662 01:41:32,378 --> 01:41:34,369 Anything you say can and will be used against you 1663 01:41:34,413 --> 01:41:36,347 in a court of law. 1664 01:41:38,283 --> 01:41:40,342 If you so desire and cannot afford one, 1665 01:41:40,386 --> 01:41:42,411 an attorney will be appointed for you 1666 01:41:42,454 --> 01:41:43,785 without charge before questioning. 1667 01:41:43,822 --> 01:41:45,380 Do you understand each of these rights? 1668 01:41:45,424 --> 01:41:46,288 Forget it, Charlie. 1669 01:41:46,325 --> 01:41:47,292 He's got the right to do 1670 01:41:47,326 --> 01:41:49,760 any damn thing he pleases. 1671 01:41:49,795 --> 01:41:51,523 What's going on here? 1672 01:41:56,601 --> 01:41:58,262 What is that? 1673 01:41:58,302 --> 01:42:00,270 A deed. 1674 01:42:00,304 --> 01:42:05,298 It's a deed to the wetlands in my name. 1675 01:42:05,343 --> 01:42:06,833 What… 1676 01:42:06,878 --> 01:42:11,075 Somebody bought the T onapaya Wetlands in my name. 1677 01:42:11,114 --> 01:42:12,308 Who did this? 1678 01:42:13,383 --> 01:42:16,113 She did it. 1679 01:42:17,521 --> 01:42:18,613 V! 1680 01:42:18,655 --> 01:42:21,453 Oh, V! 1681 01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:25,450 T om, I'm happy for you. 1682 01:42:25,495 --> 01:42:28,328 All right, boys, let's pack it in and go home. 1683 01:42:28,365 --> 01:42:29,423 You go home, Tiny. 1684 01:42:34,370 --> 01:42:37,271 Does this mean you're staying? 1685 01:42:38,808 --> 01:42:40,708 Come on, I have to talk to your dad. 1686 01:42:43,045 --> 01:42:44,171 Oh, wow. 1687 01:42:44,213 --> 01:42:46,477 This is so cool. 1688 01:42:46,549 --> 01:42:50,484 Well, you guys take care of yourselves. 1689 01:42:50,518 --> 01:42:52,179 Yeah, yeah. 1690 01:42:52,220 --> 01:42:53,619 Yeah, yeah. 1691 01:43:00,462 --> 01:43:01,827 It was your money, you know. 1692 01:43:01,863 --> 01:43:03,592 You should've spent it on yourself. 1693 01:43:03,631 --> 01:43:05,758 I did. I bought a few things. 1694 01:43:07,202 --> 01:43:09,170 This was for you and me. 1695 01:43:09,204 --> 01:43:11,831 Glossy ibis has to have a home. 1696 01:43:11,872 --> 01:43:13,840 Thanks. 1697 01:43:16,009 --> 01:43:18,671 T ell me I'm worth waiting for. 1698 01:43:18,712 --> 01:43:21,681 You're worth much more than that. 1699 01:43:40,900 --> 01:43:42,663 Well, where are you going? 1700 01:43:42,702 --> 01:43:44,397 How will we find you? 1701 01:43:44,437 --> 01:43:47,702 You know that ice cream parlor? 1702 01:43:47,740 --> 01:43:48,707 Yeah. 1703 01:43:48,741 --> 01:43:51,265 You know, the one where you first kissed me? 1704 01:43:51,309 --> 01:43:53,174 Yeah. 1705 01:43:53,211 --> 01:43:55,771 I bought it. 1706 01:43:57,282 --> 01:43:58,681 You're staying here? 1707 01:43:58,717 --> 01:43:59,741 Uh-huh. 1708 01:43:59,784 --> 01:44:01,046 Here? 1709 01:44:01,086 --> 01:44:03,554 You know what? 1710 01:44:03,588 --> 01:44:07,752 There is a place you can touch a woman that'll drive her crazy. 1711 01:44:07,792 --> 01:44:09,225 Where? 1712 01:44:10,694 --> 01:44:12,628 Her heart. 1713 01:44:22,673 --> 01:44:24,163 See you. 1714 01:44:35,518 --> 01:44:37,247 I have a hair. 1715 01:44:40,523 --> 01:44:42,423 I have a hair!