1 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,781 Roma was restored from the 35 mm negative 2 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,991 held at the Cineteca di Bologna. 3 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,786 After its first screening in Rome in 1972, 4 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,622 Fellini, his producer, and his screenwriter, Bernardino Zapponi, 5 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:41,166 shortened some scenes for the international market. 6 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,920 Traces of that footage remain only in the production documentation 7 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,131 and the positive print archived at the Deposito Legate. 8 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,592 This is the version made for the international market. 9 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,136 The film was restored in 2010 by L'lmmagine Ritrovata. 10 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,449 - He wrote from America. - What's he say? 11 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:22,369 They eat everything out of cans over there. 12 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:27,416 My first image of Rome was this time-worn stone 13 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:31,044 rising from the fields just outside of town. 14 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,300 Later on, at school, 15 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:41,555 we boys learned other interesting things about Rome. 16 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,728 This is the Rubicon... 17 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:52,315 the river Julius Caesar crossed, saying... 18 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,401 "Alea iacta est!" 19 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,154 Take off your shoes, boys. 20 00:03:57,279 --> 00:04:00,031 Let us cross together. 21 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,454 Alea iacta est! 22 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,208 To Rome! 23 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,779 "This fascist shit, his head is split. Half a head, they say. 24 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:42,324 Crossed the Rubicon one day and lost his balls along the way. 25 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,583 Now we've got another meanie by the name of Mussolini. 26 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,503 Julius Caesar took a chance, led his army into France. 27 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,214 In those days the French were Gauls and Caesar was a man with balls." 28 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:04,471 Bring me then Metellus Cimber's petition... 29 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,932 Speak, hands, for me! 30 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,144 Et tu, Brute? 31 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,567 My son... 32 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,018 Julius Caesar... 33 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:04,656 Excuse me, sir, but last night you had us all in tears. 34 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,283 What a performance! 35 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:11,037 Eternal gratitude to our humble web-footed friends... 36 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:20,171 ...to our humble web-footed friends with their excited quacking. 37 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,508 It's always that one, sir. 38 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,055 They woke the soldiers, 39 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,726 who took up their weapons and saved Rome. 40 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:38,398 Descendants of those same geese are right outside. 41 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:42,027 Calm down! 42 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,904 Return to your seats! 43 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:50,410 I won't tolerate this racket! Back to your seats! 44 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,914 You're not in the slums! You're in school! 45 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:58,585 Barbetti! Stacchiotti! Ballazzi! I'll kill you! 46 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:02,547 ...in saecula saeculorum, amen. On your feet. 47 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,925 Rings. 48 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,428 Napkins down. 49 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,221 March. 50 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,436 Silence. Order. 51 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,690 Order and silence. 52 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:30,533 The bronze she-wolf on Capitoline Hill. 53 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:39,250 Santa Maria Maggiore, one of four Roman basilicas. 54 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:47,133 The tomb of Caecilia Metella on the Appia Antica. 55 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,680 The Arch of Constantine. 56 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,642 The Altar of the Fatherland. 57 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,983 St. Peter's, the Holy Mother Church's greatest temple. 58 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,783 Turn it off! 59 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,827 Turn on the lights! 60 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,997 Don't look! 61 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,915 It's the devil! 62 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:23,003 Whoever looks will go to hell! Close your eyes! 63 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,171 It's the devil! 64 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,090 On your feet! 65 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:33,847 O sun rising joyful and free 66 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:39,185 Tame your steeds upon our hills 67 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,898 Church bells are the voice of God. 68 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,484 Ma'am, the radio! A papal blessing! 69 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:49,529 Just bring the soup, you idiot! 70 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,365 Severino, it's a papal blessing. 71 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,617 So put it on the salad! 72 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:58,371 - Shame on you. You'll go to hell. - Stay where you are. 73 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:02,042 On your knees. Pay no attention to your no-good father. 74 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,922 I'll kill her! 75 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:29,402 No need to push, folks. There are plenty of seats. 76 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,572 Three adults, two children, one maid. 77 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,657 Full price for a maid? 78 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,035 I'll be damned! 79 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:40,914 Adele, keep an eye on that kid. Carmela, the baby! 80 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,916 Quiet down! 81 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,419 There are three showings. Come back later. 82 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,427 May the gods smile upon you, Pompeo. 83 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:57,847 I have come to bid you farewell. 84 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:01,559 With that adventuress, Priscilla the Christian? 85 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:06,439 I have a generous nature, but vengeance is a temptress. 86 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,984 - Be on your guard, both of you. - I love her. 87 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,952 No! Have mercy! 88 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,621 Let me go! 89 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,834 Seats! Hurry, Adele! 90 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,169 Leonina, sit there! 91 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:33,299 - My wife's purse was on that seat! - Purses don't count. 92 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,451 Carmela, down here! 93 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:46,122 Sir, you are an ill-mannered boor! 94 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:50,418 You don't seem to realize who I am. I'm the school principal! 95 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,839 I order you to be quiet and sit down! 96 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,550 In Rome, the assembly on October 28 97 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,678 took place in an atmosphere of fervent enthusiasm. 98 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,724 The entire city turned out to greet our leader and proclaim its faith 99 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,602 in the glorious destiny of the imperial fatherland. 100 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,397 His Excellency Scipione De Carolis joined in jumping through the hoop. 101 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,399 What a man! 102 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:18,696 Sons of the She-wolf and members of Fascist Youth 103 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,699 marched to songs of the revolution, 104 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,744 followed by a box lunch that included bread, 105 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,248 famous Italian cheeses, and delicious hibiscus tea. 106 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:33,586 In Florence, the magnificent stone walls of the Pitti Palace 107 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,422 seem to smile in the warm spring sunshine. 108 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,013 This lady was the wife of the local pharmacist. 109 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,599 Everyone said she was worse than Messalina. 110 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:25,513 You never have to jerk off. That's what's nice about Rome. 111 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,683 No one knows you. You're completely free. 112 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,853 And what are Roman women like? 113 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,398 Roman women? They've got asses like this! 114 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,033 Porter here! 115 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,225 Don't be a jerk. Run home to mommy. 116 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,727 Don't worry. I'm going. 117 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,815 Get your lottery tickets here! 118 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,942 Become a millionaire! 119 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,736 Get your cushions here! 120 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:16,249 Coming through! Watch it! 121 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,310 - Need a lighter, kid? - Thanks, I've got one. 122 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,480 How about some first-class English wool? 123 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,732 - Where you staying? - Via Albalonga. 124 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,111 How about a room with private entrance and a cute French girl? 125 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,821 No, thanks. 126 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,826 Hotel Dragoni! 127 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,121 Albergo Roma. 128 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,789 Hotel Excelsior. 129 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,624 Pensione Aurora. 130 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,501 Pensione Paradiso. 131 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,131 Cesarì, you old son of a gun! 132 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,806 Four lira a pound for veal. What's this world coming to? 133 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,892 Prices keep going up. 134 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,520 You just can't win. 135 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:05,942 O sailor moon Love is sweet but can't be learned 136 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,362 And if you have your doubts... 137 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,911 - I'm looking for the Palletta family. - Fourth floor. 138 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,372 - The elevator's broken. - Thanks. 139 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,042 Davide, I'll slap you! 140 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,837 You idiot! 141 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,881 You always do it wrong! 142 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,638 Where can I find the Palletta family? 143 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,059 Thank you. 144 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,022 He says, "You kidding me, or are you really stupid?" 145 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,691 "What do you mean?" 146 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,194 "You must be kidding." I say, "What do you mean?" 147 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,239 - So? - What do you mean, so? 148 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:58,035 The homage to the Unknown Soldier took place at 1.'00 p.m... 149 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,706 I'm gonna throw the cat out the window! 150 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,709 ...with His Excellency Count Racobelli in attendance 151 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,712 and Monsignor Troisi Ragusa representing the Holy See. 152 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,924 Hey, listen! 153 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,261 Hi there. Could you call your mother? 154 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,601 Hello? 155 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,061 Anyone home? 156 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,193 Antonietta, I did it! 157 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,030 Stay there a minute. Someone's here. 158 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:37,783 - I'll be right there. - I did it! 159 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,202 Signora, the young man is here 160 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,622 whose mother wrote you from up north. 161 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,582 Shall I show him in? 162 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,962 Hello. 163 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,965 I was making pasta. Let me help you. 164 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,760 Come in. Make yourself at home. 165 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,387 The signora isn't feeling well. 166 00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,972 This way. 167 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,350 She has an inflamed ovary. 168 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:06,604 I'll set it here and show you around. 169 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,067 Come on. 170 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:15,279 I hope you don't mind children. We've got lots of 'em. 171 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,866 This is the dining room. Florentine furniture. 172 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,493 Nice, huh? 173 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:24,664 That's the signora's eldest son. He's starting work as a clerk. 174 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,833 Why did you have to go to the beach? 175 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:32,505 - Why shouldn't I have gone? - Did you have to go at noon? 176 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,174 - When, then? - My poor baby. 177 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,179 Bad sunburn, huh? 178 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,014 You have a fever? 179 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,849 I think so. 180 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,018 Nice shirt. 181 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,937 Thank you. 182 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,611 You afraid of Chinamen? 183 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,239 We have one here. Even has kitchen privileges. 184 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:02,368 Hello? Why don't you open the window when you cook? 185 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,537 What a stench! 186 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,876 Bucatini amatriciana. 187 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,212 You like eat? Very good. 188 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,215 Let me by. I feel sick. 189 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,093 Bucatini all'amatriciana - for pigs! 190 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,516 Shall I show him the kitchen? 191 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,561 Yes, honey. Do that. 192 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:33,357 Lord, what did I do to deserve such suffering? 193 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,401 The kitchen's this way. 194 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,404 - After you. - No, please. After you. 195 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,908 I did it! 196 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,077 I did it! 197 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,246 All right! Stop shouting! 198 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,415 Just a minute. 199 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,045 Good afternoon. 200 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:58,215 - What did you bring me? - What do you want? 201 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,596 You think there's going to be war? 202 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,933 - Wanna see the little granny? - That's why I've come. 203 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,769 Follow me. 204 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,605 She's littler than us kids. 205 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,066 Give me those scissors! 206 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:19,111 Little granny, look who's here! 207 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,200 - Bless you. - Same to you. 208 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:27,620 Bet your granny's not that small! 209 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,584 - What's this? - It's my room. 210 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,420 - I haven't tidied up yet. - Nice and sunny. 211 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,631 Put those scissors down! 212 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:41,717 Good afternoon. Marco Landi's the name. 213 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,970 Recognize me? I made my debut with Camerini. 214 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,348 I worked a lot with Gennaro Righelli. 215 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,350 I'm usually the playboy. 216 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,144 I was the butler in Heartthrob. 217 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:56,816 But you're much too young to remember. 218 00:21:56,941 --> 00:22:00,986 You're a reporter, right? I could grant you an interview. 219 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,322 I'm not working quite yet. 220 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:07,701 My friends, we have a reporter among us. 221 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,705 I presume you'll be staying here. 222 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,165 Enjoy your lunch. 223 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:28,097 I refuse to believe that the people of Great Britain, 224 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,558 who've never had a quarrel with Italy, 225 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,102 would lead Europe into a catastrophe 226 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,688 just to defend an African nation... 227 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:37,982 The resemblance is amazing. 228 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:41,443 ...universally denounced and without a trace of civilization, 229 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,530 against this nation of heroes, artists, poets, saints... 230 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:49,368 - Lucrezia! - What is it, Ma? 231 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,079 Send the young man in here. 232 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,000 - Antonietta, she wants to see him. - All right. 233 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,460 Young man, follow me. 234 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,505 If the Mediterranean is but a shortcut for England, 235 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,883 for Italy it is life itself. 236 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,804 Keep still or you'll knock me over! 237 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,764 May I come in? 238 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,726 Come in... 239 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,729 and bring him with you. 240 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:26,155 You're so young and distinguished-looking. 241 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,490 You'll like it here. 242 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,868 Your mother wrote me, poor woman. 243 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:35,581 - Did you show him around? - Of course. He likes it. 244 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:40,210 Good. You look like a nice boy. You can go now. 245 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,880 Ah, one more thing. 246 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:47,968 Look me in the eyes. No fooling around in this house! 247 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:52,348 We're churchgoing people. We respect others and ask for respect in return. 248 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:55,893 I wouldn't come to your house and do anything filthy. 249 00:23:56,018 --> 00:24:00,105 So let's all get along and not bust each other's balls. 250 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,776 Ma, I don't want to eat today. 251 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:07,613 Not even a teeny bite? Just look at you! 252 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,990 Can I lie next to you? 253 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:13,285 Why didn't you just stay home? 254 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,564 We brought two chickens with us. 255 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,317 You kids want me to throw you in the oven? 256 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,528 Hurry up with the food! 257 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,823 We're going to Ostia to eat later. 258 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:54,034 Where'd you disappear to? Siberia? 259 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,412 I hope you drop dead! 260 00:24:56,537 --> 00:25:00,624 You brought back the same thing? I'll flatten you! 261 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:05,504 Fernà, get down here! We're waiting for you! 262 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,007 These apricots are like testicles! 263 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,514 Hey, come sit with us! 264 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:18,267 Marcë, give him a chair. You're family now. 265 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,853 Would you like to sit here with my friends? 266 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:27,234 I'll put the kid over here. 267 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,611 Go on. Sit down. 268 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:33,699 You know the saying: "The devil takes whoever eats alone." 269 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:39,621 ...cannolicchi cheese and pepper, penne in hot sauce... 270 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:43,375 - What do you think? - Try the cannolicchi. 271 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,962 No, I had that for lunch. What else is there? 272 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,506 How about rigatoni in anchovy sauce? 273 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,760 Spit out that gum. We're eating! 274 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,636 And you keep still! 275 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,515 Fettuccine with chicken giblets, bucatini carbonara. 276 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,225 And then there are our specialties... 277 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,896 Maybe the schiaffoni? 278 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:09,068 A small portion for me. My stomach's been bothering me. 279 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,695 Mama's cooking tonight. She made the pajata. 280 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,074 - Take my advice. Try it. - What is it? 281 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,202 Calf intestines filled with milk. 282 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:21,163 Remo, take good care of the young man. 283 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,165 Try some of these! 284 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,751 They're not snails. They're pigeons. 285 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,753 Giggetto, where are our bananas? 286 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,923 We're all out. Just one left. 287 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,592 - Then give me that. - You think I'm crazy? 288 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:38,430 - Is that Lallo's daughter? - Whose do you think? The priest's? 289 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:42,601 So big! And so cute! Can't tell her face from her behind. 290 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:47,106 In my dream I asked Aunt Giuditta for the winning numbers... 291 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,233 Then she cooked some broccoli with mint... 292 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,318 You know the saying: 293 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,612 "The more you eat, the more you shit." 294 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,617 I told you no tripe for him. 295 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:01,411 He's had a fever since yesterday. 296 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,872 Then give him some snails. 297 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,633 - It almost killed him. - Then I guess it'll kill me too. 298 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,137 All that talk of loving me 299 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:22,516 You were lying through your teeth 300 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:25,352 If you really loved me... 301 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,063 Give her a drink to shut her up! 302 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,440 - Cheers! - Drink up. 303 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,997 We're eating! 304 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:47,166 Fernà, get down here! 305 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:51,628 Stop your little act and get down here! 306 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:56,300 I'll let you have it! Get down here! 307 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,766 Get down here! 308 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:10,898 Go tell your sister to get down here or I'll throw her off that balcony. 309 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:17,112 Talk about a small portion. The plate's practically empty. 310 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:20,115 Just try it. It's out of this world! 311 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,744 Me too, me too! 312 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,913 Here you go, kid. 313 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,041 Buon apetito! 314 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,587 - Buon apetito. - Thank you. Say thank you. 315 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,506 Slow down or you'll choke to death! 316 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,847 No one's gonna steal your plate! 317 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:49,394 Something's been repeating on me since yesterday morning. 318 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:54,858 Silvano, here she is! I brought her down. 319 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,777 Finally! 320 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:03,367 Miss "You Bore Me" has finally arrived. 321 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:10,582 Now what's the matter with her? 322 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:19,925 - Let's make up. - Leave me alone. 323 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:22,886 Open that sweet little mouth. Come on. 324 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,101 You stupid shit! 325 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:32,521 You're the stupid shit, not me. 326 00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:34,940 You're both stupid shits! 327 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:39,027 Too much mint in the snails, Laura. 328 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:42,197 - Is that so? - And not enough hot peppers. 329 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:46,285 You have to try our specialty. 330 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:49,121 Watch carefully. 331 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,290 I'll use a pin. 332 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:58,630 They say with one bite you're up like a shot. 333 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,550 You'll have to ask your girlfriend. 334 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:10,142 I never eat snails in restaurants. 335 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,436 Only when I fix them myself. 336 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,813 I soak them for four days first. 337 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,190 You can suck them clean. 338 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,318 But I wouldn't touch those. 339 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,820 Don't mind her. In Rome we say... 340 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:24,698 "Whatever you eat, it all turns to shit." 341 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:28,160 And what you eat tastes like shit. Excuse me. 342 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:33,582 "Mary had a little sheep With the sheep she went to sleep 343 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:36,501 The sheep turned out to be a ram Mary had a little lamb" 344 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,920 What's she saying? 345 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,883 Will you listen to that? 346 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,095 Some mother you are, teaching her that! 347 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,348 You taught her, not me. 348 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,016 I didn't teach her nothing. 349 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,935 "Pinocchio's nose was long, just as long as Pinocchio's dong." 350 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:56,104 Maestro, give me a "la." 351 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,690 Little iris blossom 352 00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:03,028 There's none more beautiful than you 353 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,532 Little pea blossom 354 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:11,078 Let's drink to the young man's health 355 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,539 All together now! 356 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:27,260 Contributions for the orphans. 357 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,012 We already gave. 358 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,558 I'll take that. 359 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:35,769 What a beauty! 360 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,772 Eat up! We don't believe in leftovers. 361 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,358 - Look at that! - Stop that! 362 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:52,864 What about the Rome of today? 363 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:55,992 What impression does it make on a first-time visitor? 364 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,703 Let's approach on the superhighway, 365 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:02,332 the inescapable Grande Raccordo Anulare 366 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:06,044 that circles the city like one of Saturn's rings. 367 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,340 Scaratti in midfield? 368 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:13,218 Christ! We'll never win. 369 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:17,389 - Five-zero. - Your team is trash! 370 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:20,350 Jerks! 371 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:57,345 - Pino, much longer? It's about to rain. - Just a minute. 372 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,849 Tough life, eh, pansy boys? 373 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,976 Hold on tight. 374 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:35,443 Fuckin' assholes! 375 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:39,322 We're gonna stomp the shit out of you today! 376 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,758 Can you hear me? 377 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,386 Raise the crane as high as you can. 378 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,510 Move along! 379 00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:54,762 Kick the ruling class out on its ass! 380 00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:15,676 Pino... 381 00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:20,681 - tell me what you see. - Piazza di Siena. 382 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:25,937 A tourist bus is coming in. Want me to follow it? 383 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:28,439 Yeah, try to follow it. 384 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,527 You want a picture? I'll take it for you. 385 00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:21,909 You're a lovely woman. It'll make a nice picture. 386 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,830 Don't move. Smile. 387 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:34,005 Pino, what are you framing now? 388 00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:38,342 - Domes and bell towers. - It's beautiful from up here! 389 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,554 You see the whole city: the piazzas, the streets, 390 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,806 people on their way to work. 391 00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:47,226 On their way to work? Then it ain't Rome! 392 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:50,354 Must be some other city. 393 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:53,024 Yeah, right! We break our backs all day! 394 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:54,692 This isn't Rome anymore. 395 00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:57,695 Everyone's gone crazy. Everyone's in a hurry. 396 00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:01,490 They've turned mean. The real Romans have disappeared. 397 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:04,452 Don't think so? Just look around. 398 00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:08,331 Nothing but filthy hippies, students who won't study, 399 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:11,959 transvestites, drug addicts, trash of every kind. 400 00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:15,004 You're forgetting that your film will be seen abroad. 401 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:19,133 If you show the usual perverts and streetwalkers and other filth, 402 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:22,511 what will they think of our lovely Rome? 403 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,972 - We want to ask you something. - What? 404 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:29,185 Will your film show Rome from an objective point of view 405 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:32,647 and its eternally unresolved problems? 406 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:35,733 And we don't just mean the educational system. 407 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:39,904 Labor too. Problems in factories and housing. 408 00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:44,283 Don't show us the same old colorful, easygoing, slovenly, maternal Rome. 409 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,744 Or the usual apathy and indifference. 410 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:49,247 I have to be true to my own nature. 411 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,082 Lunch is here! 412 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:53,167 Pino, what do you see now? 413 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:56,837 The train station and a small dome. 414 00:45:57,088 --> 00:46:00,216 Ah, it's the dome of the old Barafonda Theater. 415 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:03,552 That's the kind of thing I'd like to show - 416 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,097 a variety show at the Barafonda Theater 417 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:09,100 30 years ago, at the beginning of the war. 418 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:53,561 I'll be damned! You're here too? 419 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:56,063 Move your big feet. 420 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,317 What do you say, Spino? How's it goin'? 421 00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:01,277 Gimme a light. 422 00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:27,803 Just 'cause you ate some glass don't mean you're a window! 423 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:30,890 Poor guy's never seen that before. 424 00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:33,851 Don't look too hard. You'll hurt yourself. 425 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,231 Move those clodhoppers. 426 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:47,698 Ciriola, how do you like that? 427 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:50,076 Good-lookin', ain't she? 428 00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:02,880 Hey, Pericle! 429 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,468 Ding-Dong, what do you want? 430 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:10,221 Shove that spotlight up your ass. 431 00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:22,191 Here I am, ladies and gentlemen. Good evening. 432 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:25,694 Most acts start with a joke or two first. 433 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:28,072 Get off the stage. 434 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:33,244 I don't tell jokes. I'm no good at it. 435 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:36,705 I'd like to do a few impressions instead. 436 00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:40,626 After my successful tour of Roccasecca, Frascati, Marino, and Zagarolo, 437 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:45,005 I was honored to perform for the Royal Police Force. 438 00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:48,467 Shall we begin? 439 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:52,430 First, a man who's overeaten. 440 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,938 I said get off the stage. 441 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:13,659 You deaf or what? The man said get off the stage. 442 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:17,371 - Sit down, loudmouth. - Second impression. 443 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,792 A young lady taking a shower. Maestro! 444 00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:28,132 Get off the stage! 445 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,218 Just go away! 446 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:35,347 I've got a right to make a living, don't I? 447 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,725 Just disappear! 448 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,768 If you don't go, we will. 449 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,400 We'll pretend we enjoyed your act. Now get lost! 450 00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:51,822 I do high-brow material. 451 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,492 Yeah, well, it stinks! 452 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:57,536 The variety show is a modern-day saturnalia, 453 00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:00,748 a cross between the Circus Maximus and a brothel. 454 00:50:00,873 --> 00:50:03,751 If you're gonna talk dirty, I'm leaving. 455 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:05,753 I merely mentioned a brothel. 456 00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:09,840 Even Proust gives a lengthy description of a house of ill repute. 457 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:12,176 You and your Proust! 458 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,678 I have to work too! 459 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,181 So go find a job! 460 00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:19,517 Maestro, next number. 461 00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:53,092 Is that funny or what? 462 00:50:58,347 --> 00:51:00,975 You guys are really making me laugh. 463 00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:05,229 I'm laughing so hard it hurts. 464 00:51:24,123 --> 00:51:27,918 The bastards won't let decent people enjoy an evening of theater. 465 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,546 - He's an artiste! - Son of a bitch! 466 00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,881 I heard a little noise 467 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,176 Coming from the audience 468 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:39,013 Why don't you get lost? 469 00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:42,099 What do you want from me, lady? 470 00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:44,685 Drop it already! 471 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:47,354 I bought a ticket to enjoy the show, 472 00:51:47,479 --> 00:51:49,773 so shut up and leave me alone. 473 00:51:56,113 --> 00:52:00,284 You trying to bust our balls? 474 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:03,829 - Go fuck yourself. - Kiss my ass. 475 00:52:31,065 --> 00:52:33,776 - Lady, please! - He's only human. 476 00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:37,029 We're all human, but we don't go around doing that. 477 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,490 She's gonna get my purse in her face! 478 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:54,171 That son of a bitch! 479 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,008 I'll bust your head open, asshole! 480 00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:02,012 You nuts or something? It wasn't me! 481 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,973 Look around, ya big elephant! 482 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:10,688 You back again? I told you it wasn't me. 483 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:13,023 I'll rip your arms off! 484 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:14,733 Pipe down, baldy. 485 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:17,861 Hey, Maestro, see if you can play this. 486 00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:22,700 - Cram it up your ass! - How about this one? 487 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:26,328 Up your mother's too! 488 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:33,752 And now for the best part: 489 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:36,296 amateur hour. 490 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:40,092 Where'd that big muscular fellow go? 491 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:42,219 He was right here. 492 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:45,222 Did you shrink? Born premature? 493 00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:48,058 Looks he was born before he was conceived. 494 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:49,852 - What's your name? - Alvaro. 495 00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:51,979 - What do you do? - Tap dance. 496 00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:54,773 - I mean in real life. - I'm an electrician. 497 00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:58,819 So getting shocked all the time taught you to dance! 498 00:53:58,944 --> 00:54:01,405 Ladies and gentlemen, Alvaro! 499 00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:05,325 My impression of Fred Astaire. 500 00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:25,512 Help! 501 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,389 I feel sick! 502 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:29,641 Help! 503 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,936 I feel sick! Help! 504 00:54:34,855 --> 00:54:37,065 Hey, Chiodo, it's here. 505 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:40,027 It's here! 506 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,697 Give it here. 507 00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:48,702 Let him have it. 508 00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:57,461 Make yourself a fur coat, Fred Astaire. 509 00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:07,095 Lose your dinner, asshole? 510 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:09,139 Double time, Maestro. 511 00:55:25,072 --> 00:55:28,075 I'd have made you eat the damned cat! 512 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,995 - Your father wears horns! - At least he wasn't queer like yours. 513 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,082 Same to you. I'll take care of you later. 514 00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:37,125 Come here, honey. 515 00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:40,337 - What's your name? - Loredana Fiorini. 516 00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:42,506 - What will you sing? - "You Stole My Heart." 517 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:46,176 "You Stole My Heart." Wiseass. 518 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:48,303 Fat slob! 519 00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:50,806 You big pile of shit! 520 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,942 You have a match, young man? 521 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,152 Why do they let her sing? 522 00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:08,407 Poor girl should stay home and do the dishes. 523 00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:12,202 Whatever happened to art? 524 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:14,538 I feel sorry for the poor girl. 525 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,546 I hope I didn't disturb you. 526 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:46,486 We'd like to talk to you for a minute. 527 00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:49,323 You got me confused with someone else. 528 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:52,242 You're making a big mistake. 529 00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:53,660 Move it. 530 00:56:57,247 --> 00:57:04,588 Because you stole my heart 531 00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:19,061 Now, ladies and gentlemen, the Three Kants. 532 00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:21,271 I said "Kants." 533 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:23,941 Get your minds out of the gutter, 534 00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:26,401 filthy perverts! 535 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:45,337 Pretty little lady 536 00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:48,131 You pass by every morning 537 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:51,218 Dashing among the crowd 538 00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,221 Sing "Trotta Cavallino"! 539 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,975 Pretty little lady 540 00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:01,144 You're a cheeky one 541 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:04,940 But you blush deep red should a young man 542 00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:08,777 Make eyes at you and whisper a flattering word 543 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,821 And then go on his way 544 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,492 Pipe down! 545 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,539 You wanna hear it that bad? 546 00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:23,333 I like it. It's a nice song, right? 547 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:42,352 Her blond hair is like strands of gold 548 00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:46,440 And her breath is like perfume 549 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:50,318 And her beautiful eyes 550 00:58:51,194 --> 00:58:54,072 Are dark and deep 551 00:58:54,489 --> 00:58:58,535 As she looks my way 552 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:02,372 Oh, that family down the hall! 553 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,791 No others can compete 554 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:07,044 From dawn to dusk they sing 555 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:09,796 Bright and clear, loud and sweet 556 00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:12,132 Papa joins in too 557 00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:14,676 But he just can't keep the beat! 558 00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:19,723 Make way, for here she comes! 559 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:25,145 The beautiful Roman lass 560 00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:28,440 Enchants them all 561 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,151 As she walks by 562 00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:34,237 Your attention, please! 563 00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:38,283 We interrupt the show to bring you good news. 564 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,410 The Fatherland comes first! 565 00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:44,456 The radio just broadcast the following war bulletin. 566 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,416 On your feet, please. 567 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:50,045 "The enemy's attack on Sicily that began last night, 568 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:54,341 backed by heavy naval and air support, including paratroopers, 569 00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:58,220 was dealt a setback by our combined forces 570 00:59:58,345 --> 01:00:00,931 fighting in southeastern Italy. 571 01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:05,227 Italian and German artillery downed seven aircraft 572 01:00:05,352 --> 01:00:07,312 and damaged three freighters. 573 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:09,731 This treacherous attack will be crushed 574 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:12,275 and the enemy thrown into the sea 575 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,821 for the glory of the Fatherland and Il Duce." 576 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:17,781 Long live Italy! 577 01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:20,200 Maramao, why did you die? 578 01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:22,828 You had plenty of bread and wine 579 01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:25,205 You had a garden full of food 580 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,958 And a roof above your head 581 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:32,754 "Maramao" All your kitty girlfriends cry 582 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,973 Man and wife 583 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:46,810 Today the dream is coming true 584 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:50,147 We're man and wife 585 01:00:50,689 --> 01:00:54,442 Everything we see looks brand-new 586 01:00:54,818 --> 01:01:00,282 Every flower takes on a brighter hue 587 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:05,245 We're man and wife at last 588 01:01:06,037 --> 01:01:08,790 My love 589 01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:24,514 Off, off, off we go 590 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:44,034 We're taking to the high seas 591 01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:46,912 And laughing in death's face 592 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:49,039 Come to me, baby! 593 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:53,543 Here's what I'd do with you, beautiful! 594 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:57,297 That's enough outta you. Sit down! 595 01:01:57,422 --> 01:02:00,050 Can I help it if I like women? 596 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:02,469 Watch how you talk to my father! 597 01:02:02,594 --> 01:02:05,639 I'd sit down if I was you! 598 01:02:19,361 --> 01:02:22,322 I love you, angel eyes, 599 01:02:22,447 --> 01:02:24,824 you and your big fat ass! 600 01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:30,747 Isn't that the siren? 601 01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:33,416 Air raid! 602 01:02:34,668 --> 01:02:37,087 It's an air raid! 603 01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:44,886 The audience is requested to proceed 604 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:49,182 to the air raid shelter at number 104. 605 01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:53,061 Whose kid is this? Who gave me this kid? 606 01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:56,064 Please keep calm. 607 01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:58,525 Romolo, the chorus girls! 608 01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:19,879 Kill that light! 609 01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:40,358 What time is it? 610 01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:45,113 I was sound asleep till that idiot woke me up. 611 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:48,158 What did you say? "That idiot"? 612 01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:49,534 No, nothing. 613 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:52,245 Speak up. What did you mean by that? 614 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:55,165 - He didn't mean anything. - Nothing at all. 615 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:57,250 It's unforgivable! 616 01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:00,378 Certain people ought to be ashamed. 617 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:04,132 With our country united on the verge of victory, 618 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:07,177 you still hear defeatist remarks! 619 01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:09,179 Shame on you! 620 01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:14,768 Fascist Italy! Il Duce! 621 01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,062 They're our only hope. 622 01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:19,939 We have to win... and we will! 623 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:21,649 Of course. 624 01:04:26,946 --> 01:04:28,948 You want a cigarette? 625 01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:32,285 Smoke ruin my voice. No very good. 626 01:04:32,410 --> 01:04:34,371 - Oh, you sing? - Yes. 627 01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:36,581 I learn in my city, Düsseldorf. 628 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:38,583 Have you been in Italy long? 629 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,920 I been to Roma, Milano, Bergamo, Como. 630 01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:44,714 This Hans, oldest son. 631 01:04:46,925 --> 01:04:50,095 This my husband in Russia. 632 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:51,888 Wehrmacht. 633 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:29,092 You come rest a little with me? 634 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:31,344 My pensione close by. 635 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:35,265 They won't bomb Rome. The pope's in Rome! 636 01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:37,100 Good night, Anita. 637 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,269 Might as well say good morning. 638 01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:41,688 What's that booming sound? 639 01:05:42,564 --> 01:05:44,774 They're bombing us! 640 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,319 Help! Help! 641 01:05:52,907 --> 01:05:54,784 They're bombing us! 642 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:57,287 Help! 643 01:05:57,454 --> 01:06:01,249 Alberto's house is gone! The children! 644 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,084 Help! 645 01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:47,420 May I film that? 646 01:06:47,545 --> 01:06:49,464 If you like. 647 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:53,009 It's a perfectly preserved mammoth's tusk, 648 01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:56,554 found during work on the Piazza Re di Roma station. 649 01:06:56,679 --> 01:06:58,848 The Capitoline Museum has asked for it. 650 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:01,434 Shall we go down? This way. 651 01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,124 What was that? 652 01:07:45,353 --> 01:07:48,565 The Roman subsoil is unpredictable. 653 01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:52,735 Every hundred yards we come across some important find. 654 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:58,616 That affects our work, of course. 655 01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:01,786 This is an enormously complicated job. 656 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:06,082 We simply wanted to resolve the traffic problem 657 01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:09,586 by building a subway like in Munich or Dublin, 658 01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:12,589 but with eight layers to the subsoil here, 659 01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:16,509 we had to become experts in archeology and speleology. 660 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:22,473 The first time the need for a subway in Rome was discussed 661 01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:24,601 was in 1871. 662 01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:27,437 - You mean 1971. - No, exactly 100 years ago. 663 01:08:28,563 --> 01:08:32,275 Roman bureaucracy is even more unpredictable than the subsoil. 664 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:35,445 The paperwork that's gone back and forth 665 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:38,448 would fill the entire length of the subway. 666 01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:41,784 We're passing beneath the Appio Quarter. 667 01:08:42,827 --> 01:08:45,872 - Agenore, what's that? - Nina! 668 01:08:46,164 --> 01:08:48,207 My God, it's an earthquake! 669 01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:53,379 Agenore! 670 01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:55,965 Dear God! 671 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:12,815 Michele, take a look. 672 01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:21,366 Where are we now? 673 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:25,787 Beneath the old Appian Way, not far from Porta San Sebastiano. 674 01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:29,874 To your left you can hear the roar of an underground river. 675 01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:32,418 It surfaces about six miles from here, 676 01:09:32,543 --> 01:09:35,171 in a place called "Cessati Spiriti." 677 01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:48,685 When will the whole subway system be completed? 678 01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:50,478 I don't know. 679 01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:15,670 How many hours do they work down here? 680 01:10:15,795 --> 01:10:17,880 Ten hours at a stretch, I think. 681 01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:29,225 We had to change course once again right here. 682 01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:32,979 To your left is a necropolis with 400 skeletons. 683 01:10:33,104 --> 01:10:34,689 Third layer. 684 01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,596 Track 22! 685 01:11:08,723 --> 01:11:12,727 Rinaldo, the current in the right channel has gone down! 686 01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,395 Stop! 687 01:11:15,646 --> 01:11:17,106 Stop! 688 01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:24,238 Sir, I think we've run into another hollow chamber. 689 01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:27,408 It's been showing on the gauge for two days. 690 01:11:40,171 --> 01:11:42,673 We have to suspend work again, sir. 691 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,468 - What's happened? - Come look at the gauge. 692 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:16,290 We've got a hollow chamber 693 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,793 bigger than the one in the Alban Hills! 694 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:23,464 What's wrong, Amerigo? Don't you feel well? 695 01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,258 I don't know. 696 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,976 Ragü, the right wheel! 697 01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:37,353 The right wheel! 698 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:42,024 Stop the drill! 699 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:36,329 Now we know it's hollow on the other side. 700 01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:40,249 The archaeologists will make us stop work for a few months. 701 01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:43,252 It could be a cavern or some catacombs. 702 01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:47,882 We could try carefully testing the wall in different spots. 703 01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,259 Start up the cutter. 704 01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:06,836 Stop the cutter. 705 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,729 We can go down here, sir. 706 01:15:29,567 --> 01:15:31,527 A Roman house 707 01:15:31,652 --> 01:15:33,654 from 2,000 years ago. 708 01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:11,752 - Michele, look at their faces. - Keep your mask on. 709 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:25,683 It's like they're watching us. 710 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:43,450 Look! Shine the light over there! 711 01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:46,996 There! 712 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:57,173 Hey, look at this! 713 01:17:57,298 --> 01:17:59,008 What's happening? 714 01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:07,725 The frescoes are fading. 715 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:10,686 It's the air from outside. 716 01:18:10,853 --> 01:18:12,021 Michele! 717 01:18:12,813 --> 01:18:14,940 The fresh air is destroying the frescoes! 718 01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:18,485 How awful! 719 01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:27,119 What can we do? We have to do something! 720 01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:32,499 Do something! 721 01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,080 For these disenchanted youngsters 722 01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:55,666 huddled together like puppies, 723 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,793 making love isn't a problem. 724 01:19:57,918 --> 01:19:59,920 Maybe they do it, maybe they don't. 725 01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:03,549 It isn't the complicated problem it was for us, 726 01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:07,469 when our amorous yearnings led us to the nearest brothel. 727 01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:10,055 Remember? 728 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,747 Come on, move! 729 01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:09,782 No fuckin' around, you lousy bums! 730 01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:13,660 You act like you just got outta jail. Go screw your grandmother! 731 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:16,997 How old are you? Let me see your ID. 732 01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:35,891 Let's go! Upstairs! 733 01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:38,519 You gonna stand around all day? 734 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:41,230 Are you blind or what? 735 01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:48,237 Can't you see the tongue she's got on her? 736 01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:53,033 Make up your minds, gramps! 737 01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:55,911 You all asleep on your feet? 738 01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:01,375 Enough of this shit! 739 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:05,129 I'm gonna turn out the lights and kick everyone out! 740 01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:08,674 You got blood in your veins or water? 741 01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:12,469 All these girls are artists. You guys blind? 742 01:22:12,594 --> 01:22:14,888 Get your asses upstairs! 743 01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:16,765 Let me by. 744 01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:24,398 Come on, boys. Get upstairs. 745 01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:27,860 What are you waiting for? The young ladies are all here. 746 01:22:27,985 --> 01:22:30,612 Teresa, is my cappuccino coming? 747 01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:33,615 Yeah, I sent out for it. 748 01:22:34,366 --> 01:22:37,703 - You coming? Yes or no? - Come on, soldier boy. 749 01:22:37,828 --> 01:22:39,496 Hey, sailor. 750 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:44,084 You gonna make me sleep alone? 751 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,465 Rita, turn around! 752 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,176 You're the last woman I'd go with! 753 01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:57,764 Go catch the next train back to Naples, fuck-face! 754 01:22:57,890 --> 01:22:59,600 Come on, honey! 755 01:23:00,559 --> 01:23:02,811 Did those shots work? 756 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:07,107 If you're gonna stand around jacking off, do it at home! 757 01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:10,652 What kind of men are you? 758 01:23:10,861 --> 01:23:14,656 Keep waiting and it's gonna drop off from old age. 759 01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:17,743 We're gonna close soon. 760 01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:20,329 They're all pretty! They're real artists! 761 01:23:20,454 --> 01:23:24,875 - Is Dolores back? - Where's my cappuccino? 762 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:28,879 Who wants a taste of Florence? That's a good boy. 763 01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:32,633 Look at these tits! 764 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:35,552 Must weigh 40 pounds each. 765 01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:43,185 Ugly, skinny bitch! 766 01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:46,480 - Why'd you go upstairs, then? - Two. 767 01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:48,690 I'm the best, boys. Let's go! 768 01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:54,696 I'll throw you down the stairs three at a time! 769 01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:58,784 I'm gonna let you have it! 770 01:23:59,284 --> 01:24:02,079 Come on! Come on! 771 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:09,836 Well? How about it? 772 01:24:11,672 --> 01:24:13,924 Come on upstairs! 773 01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:17,678 Come on, let's go! 774 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:33,694 - Maria has it in for you. - Where'd my nightgown go? 775 01:24:33,819 --> 01:24:35,320 Thieving bitch! 776 01:24:36,613 --> 01:24:38,115 Nives, calm down. 777 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,367 Wanna come upstairs, handsome? 778 01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:45,581 Come on. Let's go. 779 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:53,714 Shut up! You can pack up and get out tonight! 780 01:24:54,881 --> 01:24:56,383 Two monkeys! 781 01:25:02,764 --> 01:25:05,100 Let the lady by! 782 01:25:05,350 --> 01:25:07,311 You think you're a goddamn cop? 783 01:25:07,436 --> 01:25:09,688 Ladies, up to your rooms. 784 01:25:09,813 --> 01:25:12,733 Everyone out, please. 785 01:25:12,899 --> 01:25:14,943 The ladies are going to eat. 786 01:25:15,235 --> 01:25:16,945 We're closing. 787 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:18,989 Turn out the lights. 788 01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:21,450 Go get some fresh air. We're closed. 789 01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:23,452 Everyone out! 790 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:25,912 Time to go home. 791 01:25:26,038 --> 01:25:28,290 Everyone out. 792 01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:31,251 Time to go home! 793 01:25:32,961 --> 01:25:36,048 I'm not your sister, buddy! 794 01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:58,654 But there were also high-class houses 795 01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:01,907 that set our hearts pounding like at school exams. 796 01:26:19,383 --> 01:26:20,967 Sit down. 797 01:26:45,617 --> 01:26:48,078 What's everyone so quiet about? 798 01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:50,122 This'll never do. 799 01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:53,542 Who wants to come up for a game of chess? 800 01:26:55,001 --> 01:26:57,504 How are you, honey? Don't you love me today? 801 01:27:00,757 --> 01:27:03,468 I woke up in the mood for love. 802 01:27:03,593 --> 01:27:06,888 Who's gonna be first? Come on. 803 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:09,683 Here I am. 804 01:27:09,808 --> 01:27:12,853 Let's not waste time. Let's get up to my room. 805 01:27:15,814 --> 01:27:17,315 Come on! 806 01:27:19,109 --> 01:27:22,904 Babies, you afraid of mama? Let's go! 807 01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:26,616 I'm going up to bed. Last chance, fellas. 808 01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:29,911 I'm all on fire! 809 01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:37,753 Where do you think you are? This isn't your living room! 810 01:27:37,919 --> 01:27:40,046 All I want is one good man. 811 01:27:40,172 --> 01:27:43,967 iVamos! Who wants a taste of Spain? 812 01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:45,719 Let's go, muchachos. 813 01:27:45,844 --> 01:27:49,931 A good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find 814 01:27:52,434 --> 01:27:54,936 Come on! 815 01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:59,357 Shame on you, my little babies! 816 01:27:59,483 --> 01:28:01,443 Who nailed your feet to the floor? 817 01:28:01,610 --> 01:28:03,904 Daddy, have I got something in my eye? 818 01:28:04,029 --> 01:28:07,491 Where's my sailor who can handle his rudder? 819 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:10,076 Where's my nice little sailor? 820 01:28:36,645 --> 01:28:38,647 I'm quivering, boys. 821 01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:42,108 I can't even think straight! Tell me what to do. 822 01:28:42,484 --> 01:28:44,528 Quit pretending. 823 01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:47,489 I've seen you here before, stupid. 824 01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:52,244 Gentlemen, don't keep these beautiful ladies waiting. 825 01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:55,455 Clear the stairway! Close the doors! 826 01:29:05,507 --> 01:29:09,094 You can't leave now. I'm not losin' my job over you. 827 01:29:09,219 --> 01:29:11,137 Must be some big shot. 828 01:29:12,806 --> 01:29:15,225 Gentlemen, please remain where you are 829 01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:18,770 and don't leave the room for the next five minutes. 830 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:24,860 Very well. 831 01:29:26,152 --> 01:29:29,865 Ladies, upstairs to your rooms, please. 832 01:29:32,242 --> 01:29:33,785 Quickly, please. 833 01:29:34,244 --> 01:29:36,329 Thank you. 834 01:29:36,454 --> 01:29:39,624 - Who is it? The mayor? - Who knows? Maybe so. 835 01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:42,210 Maybe so, I don't know 836 01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:44,546 I don't know, maybe so 837 01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:02,272 Experience, my dear. That's what counts in life. 838 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:06,526 If your son's experienced, he'll never have any problems. 839 01:30:07,402 --> 01:30:10,155 I think that dark-haired guy wants you. 840 01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:13,074 But if your son's not experienced, 841 01:30:13,241 --> 01:30:16,328 the world will screw him over. Isn't that right? 842 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,623 It's true. Doris is right. 843 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,583 Not always. 844 01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:48,151 You're very beautiful, you know. 845 01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:52,447 - Where are you from? - Santa Maria la Bruna. 846 01:30:52,572 --> 01:30:54,950 - Where's that? - Near Pompeii. 847 01:30:55,617 --> 01:30:58,954 - Is that your son? - Yes, that's my son. 848 01:31:02,749 --> 01:31:05,126 How long have you been...? 849 01:31:05,669 --> 01:31:07,295 Two years. 850 01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:12,801 Pardon my asking, but how did you happen to - 851 01:31:13,051 --> 01:31:16,930 I was all alone, and Assuntina said, "Come join us. 852 01:31:17,055 --> 01:31:19,099 You'll like it. I'll introduce you." 853 01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:21,226 Will you lace me up? 854 01:31:23,144 --> 01:31:25,397 To tell the truth, I can't complain. 855 01:31:25,522 --> 01:31:28,775 The signora likes me. I have everything I need. 856 01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:34,322 So you wouldn't want to leave here? 857 01:31:34,656 --> 01:31:36,491 To do what? 858 01:31:36,950 --> 01:31:40,745 Haven't you ever fallen in love? Haven't you ever met someone - 859 01:31:40,870 --> 01:31:42,664 Sure I have. 860 01:31:42,789 --> 01:31:45,166 This is where it got me. 861 01:31:45,291 --> 01:31:47,877 Listen, could we see each other sometime? 862 01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:49,921 Do you ever go out? 863 01:31:50,255 --> 01:31:52,674 Some morning. Whenever you want. 864 01:31:52,799 --> 01:31:55,301 We could go to the beach for lunch. 865 01:31:57,429 --> 01:32:00,682 I'm serious. I'd like to take you out. 866 01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:03,018 Let's make a date. 867 01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:06,062 Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? 868 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:18,324 Have you ever heard of Princess Domitilla? 869 01:32:19,159 --> 01:32:21,703 Her mother Fabiola, her grandfather Eugenio, 870 01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:24,205 and her ancestors still further back 871 01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:28,543 were all born in this ancient palazzo where Domitilla lives alone today. 872 01:33:15,006 --> 01:33:17,050 Salvatore! Domenico! 873 01:33:18,384 --> 01:33:21,262 Can't you hear the carriage? He's here. 874 01:33:22,055 --> 01:33:23,431 Go. 875 01:33:35,652 --> 01:33:36,945 At last. 876 01:33:50,792 --> 01:33:54,462 Your Eminence! Thank you so much. 877 01:33:54,587 --> 01:33:56,214 Princess! 878 01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,508 Please. 879 01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:01,136 It's good to see you all again. 880 01:34:02,262 --> 01:34:04,013 Good evening. 881 01:34:04,264 --> 01:34:07,934 I hope you're all well, by the grace of God. 882 01:34:11,229 --> 01:34:13,022 You must be Francesca. 883 01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:16,276 - Yes, I'm Francesca. - These poor old eyes. 884 01:34:16,651 --> 01:34:21,030 And is this rascal still causing his mother trouble? 885 01:34:21,156 --> 01:34:24,492 When youth runs out, we turn to the Lord. 886 01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:26,661 If it isn't little Filippo! 887 01:34:26,786 --> 01:34:30,498 You used to drink the communion wine out of the vials! 888 01:34:30,665 --> 01:34:34,335 Who are these little devils? Augustarello's children? 889 01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:36,004 How are you? 890 01:34:36,171 --> 01:34:39,966 You and I have met. I gave you your First Communion. 891 01:34:40,091 --> 01:34:42,385 This little blond boy I've never seen. Your name? 892 01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:44,345 - Giulio. - Are you a good boy? 893 01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,681 I bet only when you're asleep. 894 01:34:47,891 --> 01:34:50,268 And now it's off to bed, eh? 895 01:34:50,393 --> 01:34:54,689 Good night, children, and God bless you. 896 01:34:55,190 --> 01:34:57,650 If Your Eminence will come this way. 897 01:34:57,775 --> 01:34:59,986 My friends, please sit down. 898 01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:04,449 Princess, even today there was an audience with people 899 01:35:04,574 --> 01:35:08,369 who wanted to tell the pope how to run the church. 900 01:35:09,245 --> 01:35:11,789 What can you do but be patient? 901 01:35:11,915 --> 01:35:16,044 "Wisdom comes from patience," as they say in Rome. 902 01:35:20,256 --> 01:35:22,467 Your Eminence, do you remember 903 01:35:22,592 --> 01:35:26,804 when you'd lead the Stations of the Cross on the villa grounds? 904 01:35:26,930 --> 01:35:29,224 What a sight it was, 905 01:35:29,349 --> 01:35:32,185 all those candles flickering in the night air! 906 01:35:32,310 --> 01:35:33,811 Please. 907 01:35:33,937 --> 01:35:37,065 My friends, please be seated. 908 01:35:42,195 --> 01:35:45,490 Peppino, Gervasio, you may begin serving. 909 01:35:45,907 --> 01:35:48,243 Ah, here you are at last! 910 01:35:48,409 --> 01:35:50,245 What would you like, Your Eminence? 911 01:35:50,370 --> 01:35:53,873 - A crëme de menthe is so refreshing. - I knew it! 912 01:35:53,998 --> 01:35:55,583 Here we are. 913 01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:03,258 - Your Excellency. - Why not? 914 01:36:03,424 --> 01:36:05,593 What would you like, Monsignor? 915 01:36:06,010 --> 01:36:10,431 You know, when I was a boy, I was quite a little rascal. 916 01:36:10,765 --> 01:36:12,100 What did he say? 917 01:36:12,267 --> 01:36:14,477 He was quite the young rascal. 918 01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:17,105 Mama would make a liqueur just like this, 919 01:36:17,230 --> 01:36:21,734 but she had to hide it from me to save it for guests. 920 01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:26,281 When she was out, I'd climb up and drink it out of the bottle. 921 01:36:26,447 --> 01:36:29,200 Your Eminence, I can't believe it. 922 01:36:29,325 --> 01:36:31,786 I'm sure you were a saint even then. 923 01:36:34,289 --> 01:36:36,541 A long life to His Eminence. 924 01:36:46,259 --> 01:36:48,428 So much time has gone by. 925 01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:51,806 Everything seems so faraway, so different. 926 01:36:51,973 --> 01:36:55,810 It's painful to end my life in a city that's no longer mine. 927 01:36:56,144 --> 01:36:58,521 The Rome I knew was different. 928 01:36:58,646 --> 01:37:01,816 People were nicer, more respectful. 929 01:37:01,983 --> 01:37:03,818 We all knew each other. 930 01:37:03,985 --> 01:37:07,447 Monsignors, cardinals, and the pope himself 931 01:37:07,572 --> 01:37:09,949 were all friends or relatives. 932 01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:16,039 Those close ties with the church are gone now. 933 01:37:16,164 --> 01:37:18,791 The wonderful receptions we used to give 934 01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:21,586 in our villas and palazzos... 935 01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:27,133 with all those red-robed cardinals wandering around the place. 936 01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:30,219 It was like living in a painting. 937 01:37:30,511 --> 01:37:32,347 And Christmastime! 938 01:37:32,638 --> 01:37:35,683 I suddenly remember the little presents 939 01:37:35,850 --> 01:37:38,186 that Monsignor Altieri would give me. 940 01:37:38,311 --> 01:37:41,939 Wax statuettes, crosses of woven straw, 941 01:37:42,065 --> 01:37:45,151 and yards of velvet for our manger. 942 01:37:45,276 --> 01:37:47,987 All of it gone now, lost over the years. 943 01:37:48,112 --> 01:37:51,532 Where could all those little wax statues have gone? 944 01:38:11,469 --> 01:38:15,598 Our ecclesiastical fashion show welcomes His Eminence 945 01:38:15,723 --> 01:38:18,309 and all our other illustrious guests. 946 01:39:08,776 --> 01:39:10,153 Model No. 1 947 01:39:10,278 --> 01:39:14,949 is a habit of classical design in black satin for novices. 948 01:39:18,369 --> 01:39:22,874 The same model may be executed in other fabrics 949 01:39:22,999 --> 01:39:26,252 such as silk or wool to suit the season. 950 01:39:26,377 --> 01:39:30,590 The boots in leather and suede come in black or navy blue 951 01:39:30,798 --> 01:39:33,468 and are suitable for harsher climates. 952 01:39:51,819 --> 01:39:54,822 Model No. 2: "immaculate turtledoves." 953 01:39:54,989 --> 01:39:57,325 Starched cap with free-flapping wings, 954 01:39:57,492 --> 01:39:59,911 invaluable for interiors with poor ventilation. 955 01:40:15,426 --> 01:40:19,722 Model No. 3: "Little Sisters of the Temptations in Purgatory." 956 01:40:33,402 --> 01:40:37,281 The world must follow the church, and not vice versa. 957 01:40:37,823 --> 01:40:40,034 Moving on to sportier models: 958 01:40:40,159 --> 01:40:42,537 ever quicker to paradise! 959 01:41:19,907 --> 01:41:24,078 Model No. 6, for country priests. 960 01:41:42,930 --> 01:41:47,602 Sacristans' garb for ceremonies of pomp and splendor. 961 01:42:27,016 --> 01:42:30,436 Priestly vestments too have evolved: 962 01:42:30,561 --> 01:42:32,980 Amices, copes, 963 01:42:33,230 --> 01:42:35,816 surplices, stoles, and chasubles 964 01:42:35,941 --> 01:42:39,487 are produced today in materials of gossamer lightness 965 01:42:39,612 --> 01:42:41,906 and in a range of vivid colors 966 01:42:42,031 --> 01:42:43,866 guaranteed not to fade. 967 01:48:01,141 --> 01:48:03,143 One, two... 968 01:48:03,310 --> 01:48:05,396 three, go! 969 01:48:05,646 --> 01:48:09,149 What the hell do we care 970 01:48:09,441 --> 01:48:12,861 If the owner has watered down the wine 971 01:48:13,153 --> 01:48:16,657 We'll just tell him 972 01:48:16,907 --> 01:48:19,827 We're not gonna pay 973 01:48:19,994 --> 01:48:23,414 And we'll let him know 974 01:48:23,539 --> 01:48:26,667 As one voice, loud and clear 975 01:48:26,834 --> 01:48:30,629 It's better drinking in Castelli 976 01:48:30,754 --> 01:48:33,132 Than with this rotten crowd! 977 01:48:33,257 --> 01:48:35,509 Balloons of every color! 978 01:48:38,220 --> 01:48:41,557 First he wants a drink because he has to eat an egg, 979 01:48:41,682 --> 01:48:44,184 then another while he's eating the egg, 980 01:48:44,309 --> 01:48:47,271 then another for eating the egg! 981 01:48:47,396 --> 01:48:49,857 Won't all those eggs make him sick? 982 01:48:54,028 --> 01:48:57,865 Balloons for the children... 983 01:48:58,198 --> 01:49:01,660 and for the child in all of us. 984 01:49:02,578 --> 01:49:04,872 What the hell do you want? 985 01:49:05,039 --> 01:49:07,374 Fresh watermelon! 986 01:49:07,499 --> 01:49:11,879 These guys film all over the place but don't pay anyone! 987 01:49:12,046 --> 01:49:14,840 Oil is perfect for fish. 988 01:49:14,965 --> 01:49:17,593 This pork is from genuine Ariccia pig! 989 01:49:17,718 --> 01:49:20,929 How about a slice? 990 01:49:21,055 --> 01:49:25,225 Beautiful silk scarves here. 991 01:49:25,392 --> 01:49:28,395 Scarves of pure silk. 992 01:49:39,239 --> 01:49:43,202 Let Gramps sleep! Why bring him along? 993 01:49:48,332 --> 01:49:52,544 Make way because here we come 994 01:49:53,253 --> 01:49:56,048 The young men of Rome 995 01:49:56,173 --> 01:49:58,759 Torquato, some gasoline! 996 01:49:59,426 --> 01:50:01,053 Gasoline! 997 01:50:08,268 --> 01:50:11,605 Antique paintings! Fancy frames! 998 01:50:13,065 --> 01:50:14,942 Very cheap! 999 01:50:15,067 --> 01:50:18,112 I'm going back to the cemetery tomorrow. Wanna come? 1000 01:50:18,278 --> 01:50:20,280 They gave him a nice spot. 1001 01:50:38,799 --> 01:50:41,176 Hey, lowlifes! Where you goin'? 1002 01:50:41,301 --> 01:50:43,303 Why not come eat here? 1003 01:50:43,428 --> 01:50:46,390 Shorty, where you takin' that tall number? 1004 01:50:46,515 --> 01:50:48,308 That's your wife? 1005 01:50:48,475 --> 01:50:51,812 Then come buy her a decent meal for a change! 1006 01:50:51,937 --> 01:50:55,149 As the wine rushes down your throat 1007 01:50:55,315 --> 01:50:58,152 It makes a gurgling sound 1008 01:50:58,277 --> 01:51:00,487 To put it short and sweet... 1009 01:51:00,654 --> 01:51:03,490 A good meal, a glass of wine 1010 01:51:03,991 --> 01:51:06,994 Everything else takes care of itself 1011 01:51:07,119 --> 01:51:10,372 Our Rome! My Rome! 1012 01:51:10,956 --> 01:51:13,834 They're stealing your soul away 1013 01:51:22,092 --> 01:51:25,304 Checco, did you have to give us a table 1014 01:51:25,429 --> 01:51:27,973 next to the stinking manhole? 1015 01:51:28,098 --> 01:51:31,518 That's the smell of history, honey. 1016 01:51:31,685 --> 01:51:35,856 You shit! I'll slit your belly open! 1017 01:51:36,023 --> 01:51:38,025 They go at it every night! 1018 01:51:38,192 --> 01:51:40,944 I'll kill you! 1019 01:51:41,904 --> 01:51:45,407 It's Gore Vidal, the American writer. Let's go talk to him. 1020 01:51:45,699 --> 01:51:49,661 Good evening, Mr. Vidal. May we disturb you for a moment? 1021 01:51:53,749 --> 01:51:56,668 You ask me why an American writer 1022 01:51:56,793 --> 01:51:58,837 would want to live in Rome. 1023 01:51:58,962 --> 01:52:01,381 First of all, I like the Romans. 1024 01:52:01,548 --> 01:52:04,343 They don't care if you live or die. 1025 01:52:04,468 --> 01:52:06,553 They're indifferent, like cats. 1026 01:52:06,720 --> 01:52:08,805 Rome is the city of illusions. 1027 01:52:08,931 --> 01:52:11,058 After all, the church, the government, 1028 01:52:11,183 --> 01:52:13,810 and the film industry are all based here. 1029 01:52:13,936 --> 01:52:15,854 They all produce illusions... 1030 01:52:16,021 --> 01:52:18,273 like you do and like I do. 1031 01:52:18,398 --> 01:52:21,401 The end of the world is coming ever closer 1032 01:52:21,526 --> 01:52:24,238 - because of overpopulation. - By Americans! 1033 01:52:24,363 --> 01:52:26,698 Too many cars, too many poisons. 1034 01:52:26,823 --> 01:52:31,078 What better place than Rome, which has been reborn so often? 1035 01:52:31,245 --> 01:52:33,580 What place could be more peaceful 1036 01:52:33,705 --> 01:52:36,959 to await the end from pollution and overpopulation? 1037 01:52:37,084 --> 01:52:41,088 It's the perfect place to watch if it all ends or not. 1038 01:52:41,255 --> 01:52:42,839 To the end! 1039 01:53:01,233 --> 01:53:03,277 Clear the piazza! 1040 01:53:03,402 --> 01:53:05,404 We're not bothering anyone! 1041 01:53:05,529 --> 01:53:07,447 Hurry up! Move it! 1042 01:53:14,246 --> 01:53:16,623 I'd like to make this clear. 1043 01:53:16,748 --> 01:53:20,794 Despite the recent incredibly permissive laws 1044 01:53:20,919 --> 01:53:23,964 that protect the guilty more than the innocent, 1045 01:53:24,089 --> 01:53:26,675 the firm measures taken by the police 1046 01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:28,969 have kept to an acceptable minimum 1047 01:53:29,094 --> 01:53:31,179 the outbreak of delinquency 1048 01:53:31,305 --> 01:53:35,017 in a city and society where protest movements, drugs, 1049 01:53:35,142 --> 01:53:37,811 and the frenzied pursuit of wealth 1050 01:53:37,978 --> 01:53:40,939 are regarded as legitimate goals. 1051 01:53:41,064 --> 01:53:44,318 They were minding their own business! You have no right! 1052 01:53:44,484 --> 01:53:46,611 I'm a witness! Have you gone mad? 1053 01:53:46,737 --> 01:53:50,407 My dear lady, they're filthy layabouts. 1054 01:53:50,532 --> 01:53:53,577 All they think about is making love. 1055 01:53:53,869 --> 01:53:56,496 Don't worry. They're not really hurting them. 1056 01:54:01,001 --> 01:54:04,129 He's beating the hell out of him! 1057 01:54:20,520 --> 01:54:25,359 Are you fighting or dancing? You boys engaged or what? 1058 01:54:52,969 --> 01:54:56,723 You're a nobody! 1059 01:55:00,727 --> 01:55:05,482 He could tear you all to pieces! He's a champ! 1060 01:55:07,734 --> 01:55:10,570 The camera! Someone swiped the camera! 1061 01:55:12,239 --> 01:55:14,574 Someone stole the camera! 1062 01:56:01,455 --> 01:56:06,001 This lady you see walking home along the wall of an old patrician palazzo 1063 01:56:06,126 --> 01:56:08,378 is the Roman actress Anna Magnani. 1064 01:56:08,503 --> 01:56:11,423 She might well be a living symbol of this city. 1065 01:56:11,548 --> 01:56:13,133 What am I? 1066 01:56:13,300 --> 01:56:15,427 Rome as she-wolf and vestal virgin, 1067 01:56:15,552 --> 01:56:18,013 aristocrat and tramp, somber and festive. 1068 01:56:18,138 --> 01:56:19,890 I could go on till morning. 1069 01:56:20,015 --> 01:56:22,100 Federì, go get some sleep. 1070 01:56:22,225 --> 01:56:25,979 - May I ask you a question? - No, I don't trust you. Ciao. 1071 01:56:26,104 --> 01:56:27,647 Good night.