1 00:03:16,079 --> 00:03:18,373 - He's written from America. - What's he say? 2 00:03:18,457 --> 00:03:22,127 They eat everything out of cans over there. 3 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:24,963 The first image of Rome was a centuries-old stone... 4 00:03:25,047 --> 00:03:29,885 rising out of the fields just outside my hometown. 5 00:03:34,389 --> 00:03:39,895 Later on, at school, we were told other interesting things about Rome. 6 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:47,819 This is the Rubicon... 7 00:03:49,279 --> 00:03:54,493 the river Julius Caesar crossed, saying, "Alea iacta est!" 8 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,330 - Take off your shoes, children. - Take off your shoes... 9 00:03:58,413 --> 00:04:00,582 and we'll cross the river together. 10 00:04:02,834 --> 00:04:05,462 Alea iacta est! 11 00:04:08,173 --> 00:04:10,592 - To Rome. - To Rome! 12 00:04:48,797 --> 00:04:51,550 "Now we've got another meanie by the name of Mussolini. 13 00:04:51,633 --> 00:04:54,344 Julius Caesar took a chance and led his army into France. 14 00:04:54,386 --> 00:04:57,222 In those days the French were Gauls and Caesar a man with balls. " 15 00:05:00,642 --> 00:05:04,646 Bring me then Metellus Cimbers's petition and I shall examine it. 16 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:07,691 And now, hands, speak for me. 17 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,694 You too, Brutus. 18 00:05:15,907 --> 00:05:17,826 My son. 19 00:05:50,692 --> 00:05:51,985 Julius Caesar. 20 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:04,623 Sir, if I may say so, last night you had us all in tears. 21 00:06:04,706 --> 00:06:06,333 It was a real artistic performance. 22 00:06:07,417 --> 00:06:11,046 Eternal gratitude to our humble webfooted friends. 23 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:20,180 To our humble webfooted friends with their excited quacking. 24 00:06:20,931 --> 00:06:23,517 It is always that one, sir. Always the same one. 25 00:06:27,145 --> 00:06:32,693 Woke the soldiers who picked up their weapons and saved Rome. 26 00:06:33,986 --> 00:06:37,447 And you can hear their descendants quacking right outside the window. 27 00:06:38,657 --> 00:06:41,410 Careful, now. Careful. 28 00:06:41,493 --> 00:06:43,912 Return to your seats. 29 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:51,962 I won't tolerate any disorder. Stop it. 30 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:55,090 You are not out in the streets now. You're in school! 31 00:06:55,173 --> 00:06:58,593 Barbetti! Stacchiotti! Barilazzi! I'll beat you to death, by God! 32 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:02,556 In "saecula saeculorum," amen. On your feet. 33 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:03,849 Rings. 34 00:07:05,976 --> 00:07:07,227 Napkins. 35 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:09,980 Dismissed. 36 00:07:14,192 --> 00:07:16,611 Silence. Order. 37 00:07:18,447 --> 00:07:20,699 Order and silence. 38 00:07:27,039 --> 00:07:30,542 The bronze she-wolf at the Capitol. 39 00:07:35,213 --> 00:07:39,092 Santa Maria Maggiore, one of the four Roman basilicas. 40 00:07:43,722 --> 00:07:47,059 The tomb of Cecilia Metella on the Appia Antica. 41 00:07:49,853 --> 00:07:51,772 The Arch of Constantine. 42 00:07:53,357 --> 00:07:55,317 The altar of the fatherland. 43 00:07:59,529 --> 00:08:02,699 St. Peter's, Holy Mother Church's greatest temple. 44 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,833 Turn it off! Turn on the lights, somebody! 45 00:08:11,917 --> 00:08:13,877 The lights! 46 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:18,757 Don't look, children. Close your eyes. It's the devil. 47 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:22,970 Whoever looks will go to hell. Keep your eyes closed. 48 00:08:23,053 --> 00:08:27,182 - It's the devil! The devil! - Good Lord! On your feet! 49 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,949 But church bells are the voice of God. 50 00:08:44,032 --> 00:08:46,493 We should turn on the radio, signora. 51 00:08:46,576 --> 00:08:49,579 - There's a blessing from the Pope. -Just bring the soup here, you idiot! 52 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:52,165 - Stay where you are! - But, Severino, it's a papal blessing. 53 00:08:52,249 --> 00:08:54,668 So put it on the salad! 54 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,796 - Shame on you. You'll go to hell. - Stay where you are. 55 00:08:57,879 --> 00:09:02,050 On your knees. Don't pay attention to your good-for-nothing father. 56 00:09:06,138 --> 00:09:08,432 Drop dead, you old bat! 57 00:09:26,116 --> 00:09:29,953 For heaven's sake, folks, there's no need to push. We've got enough seats. 58 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,831 Three adults, two children and one maid. What? 59 00:09:32,914 --> 00:09:37,044 Full price for a maid? Well, I'll be damned. 60 00:09:37,919 --> 00:09:39,504 Shut up! Adele, keep an eye on that kid. 61 00:09:39,588 --> 00:09:41,131 Carmela, the baby! 62 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,468 Hang on to my coat and follow me. Excuse me. Pardon me. 63 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:47,804 Besides, there's three shows today. Come back later. 64 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,519 May the gods smile upon you, Pompeo. 65 00:09:54,603 --> 00:09:57,814 I have come to bid you farewell. 66 00:09:57,856 --> 00:10:02,819 With what adventures, Priscilla the Christian? 67 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:06,448 I have a generous nature. But vengeance is a temptress. 68 00:10:06,531 --> 00:10:09,660 - Be on your guard, both of you. -And yet, I love her. 69 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,919 No, no, have mercy! 70 00:10:19,002 --> 00:10:21,588 I beg you, mercy! Let me go! 71 00:10:23,715 --> 00:10:28,679 There are some seats. Hurry! Adele! Leonina! You sit over there. 72 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:33,266 - My wife's purse was on that seat. - Purses don't count. 73 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:41,460 Carmela, the baby! 74 00:11:41,543 --> 00:11:46,173 Sir, you are an ill-mannered boor, that's what you are. 75 00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:50,719 And you don't seem to realize who I am. I'm the school principal, that's who. 76 00:11:50,802 --> 00:11:55,223 The principal, understand? 77 00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:59,603 Rome.: the parade of October 28 was in an atmosphere of enthusiasm. 78 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:04,107 The entire city was there to greet our leader and proclaim its faith... 79 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,652 in the glorious and indomitable destiny of the imperial fatherland. 80 00:12:07,611 --> 00:12:10,989 His Excellency S. De Carolis took part in thejump through the hoop. 81 00:12:11,073 --> 00:12:13,367 What a man. 82 00:12:14,618 --> 00:12:18,705 Sons of the she-wolf flocked to the beaches of Rome where Italians... 83 00:12:18,789 --> 00:12:21,708 and their automobiles paraded to the songs of the revolution... 84 00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:24,795 followed by a box lunch which included bread... 85 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,673 famous national cheeses and piping red tea. 86 00:12:29,091 --> 00:12:33,637 Florence.: the magnificent stone walls of the Pitti Palace... 87 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,847 seem to smile beneath the warm, spring sunshine. 88 00:12:40,852 --> 00:12:43,397 This lady was the wife of the local druggist. 89 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,316 Everyone said she was worse than Messalina. 90 00:13:21,643 --> 00:13:26,231 And no need to play with yourself. That's what's nice about Rome. 91 00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:28,525 It's big and nobody knows you. You are free to come and go. 92 00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:30,736 What about the Roman women? What are they like? 93 00:13:30,819 --> 00:13:35,365 The Roman women? They've got an ass as wide as that. 94 00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:52,192 Quit fucking around and get out of my way. 95 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,736 Don't worry. I'm going. 96 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,490 Get your lottery tickets here. 97 00:15:32,482 --> 00:15:35,861 - Hey, kid, need a lighter? - No, thanks. I've already got one. 98 00:15:35,944 --> 00:15:39,614 I'll give you, as a present, a bolt of first-class English wool. 99 00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:41,616 - Got a place to sleep tonight? - In Via Albalonga. 100 00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:44,536 I have a room with your own entrance and a cute little French girl. 101 00:15:44,619 --> 00:15:46,830 No. 102 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:52,210 Hotel Dragoni. Hotel Dragoni! 103 00:16:51,937 --> 00:16:55,732 Veal at four lire a pound. What's this world coming to? 104 00:16:55,774 --> 00:16:57,943 There's only two things you can be sure of. 105 00:16:58,026 --> 00:17:00,362 That's right. Death and taxes. 106 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:16,795 - I'm looking for the Palletta family. - Fourth floor. 107 00:17:16,878 --> 00:17:19,339 The elevator's broken. 108 00:17:20,924 --> 00:17:22,843 David, I'm gonna beat the hell outta you. 109 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,888 There, stupid! 110 00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:28,890 You always do it wrong. 111 00:17:33,228 --> 00:17:35,439 Where can I find the Palletta family? 112 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,444 Thank you. 113 00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:44,990 He says to me, "You kidding me or are you really stupid?" 114 00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:46,366 "What do you mean?" 115 00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:50,120 And he says, "Aw, come on. You must be kidding. " I say, "What do you mean?" 116 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,248 - So? - What do you mean, so? 117 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:58,045 The solemn military and religious rites at the tomb of the unknown. 118 00:17:58,128 --> 00:18:01,715 I'm gonna throw the cat out the window! 119 00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:05,469 His Excellency Count Racobelli attended and Mons. Troisi Ragusa... 120 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,679 was there to represent the Holy Sea. 121 00:18:09,097 --> 00:18:11,933 Hey! Listen. 122 00:18:11,975 --> 00:18:15,270 Ciao. Is your mother home? 123 00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:21,985 Hello? 124 00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:23,987 Anybody home? 125 00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:27,032 Signora? 126 00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:31,161 Antonietta! I did it! 127 00:18:31,203 --> 00:18:33,622 Stay there a minute. I'm coming. 128 00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:38,001 - There's someone at the door. - I did it! I did it! 129 00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:40,087 Signora, that young man is here... 130 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:42,422 the one whose mother wrote you from up north. 131 00:18:42,506 --> 00:18:44,424 Shall I let him in? 132 00:18:48,512 --> 00:18:52,349 - How do you do? - I was making pasta. Let me help you. 133 00:18:52,391 --> 00:18:55,894 - Come in. Come in, please. - Thanks. 134 00:18:55,978 --> 00:18:59,856 The signora's not feeling very well. Come on. This way. 135 00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:02,442 One of her ovaries is inflamed. 136 00:19:02,526 --> 00:19:06,446 We'll just set it down here, all right? Come on. I'll show you the house. 137 00:19:08,657 --> 00:19:11,034 Come in, come in. 138 00:19:11,118 --> 00:19:15,288 I hope you don't mind children, 'cause there's a lot of them living here. 139 00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:20,252 This is the dining room. Florentine furniture. Nice, huh? 140 00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:21,920 - That's the signora's eldest son. - Who is it? 141 00:19:22,004 --> 00:19:24,840 He's gonna work as a clerk. 142 00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:27,884 - Why did you have to go to the beach? - How do you do? 143 00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:32,347 - Why shouldn't I have gone? - Did you have to go at noon? 144 00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:33,682 When, then? 145 00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:35,684 My poor baby. 146 00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:41,023 A bad sunburn, huh? Do you have a fever? 147 00:19:41,982 --> 00:19:43,900 I think so, yeah. 148 00:19:43,984 --> 00:19:47,946 - Nice shirt you got there. - Thank you. 149 00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:58,248 You afraid of Chinamen? He is one and he's even got kitchen privileges. 150 00:19:58,332 --> 00:20:03,795 My God, it stinks in here. Why don't you open the window when you cook? 151 00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:10,761 Bucatini matriciana sauce. You like eat? 152 00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:13,221 - No, thank you. - Very good. Delicious. 153 00:20:13,305 --> 00:20:16,642 Let me out of here before I throw up. 154 00:20:16,725 --> 00:20:19,978 Bucatini matriciana. Yeah, for pigs. 155 00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:25,484 Signora, shall I show him the kitchen? 156 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:28,570 Yes, honey, show him the kitchen. 157 00:20:28,612 --> 00:20:33,408 Oh, my God! What have I done to deserve such suffering? 158 00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:35,118 The kitchen's this way. 159 00:20:35,202 --> 00:20:38,121 - After you. - No, please, after you. 160 00:20:40,957 --> 00:20:42,960 Antonietta, I did it! 161 00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:44,962 I did it! I did it! 162 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:47,297 All right, so you did it. You don't have to broadcast it. 163 00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:49,466 Just a moment. 164 00:20:52,761 --> 00:20:54,846 - Ciao. - Good afternoon. 165 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:57,015 - What did you bring me? - Nothing, yet. What do you want? 166 00:21:00,477 --> 00:21:03,563 How about you? You think there'll be a war? 167 00:21:03,647 --> 00:21:08,026 - Wanna see the little granny? - Sure. That's why I came. 168 00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:10,320 Follow me. 169 00:21:10,362 --> 00:21:12,614 She's littler than us kids. 170 00:21:15,909 --> 00:21:19,121 Little granny! Look who's here! 171 00:21:21,498 --> 00:21:23,917 - Bless you. - Thank you, and same to you. 172 00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:27,629 Bet your granny's not that little. Bet your granny's not that little. 173 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:32,926 - What's this? - This is my room. 174 00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:35,178 I haven't tidied up yet. 175 00:21:35,262 --> 00:21:38,473 - It's nice and sunny. - Will you put down those scissors! 176 00:21:38,515 --> 00:21:41,810 Good afternoon. Landi's the name. Marco Landi. 177 00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:43,478 - Remember me? - I think so. 178 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,982 I made my debut with Camerini and I worked a lot with Gennaro Righelli. 179 00:21:47,024 --> 00:21:49,401 I play the part of the bon vivant. 180 00:21:49,484 --> 00:21:53,155 - I was the butler in "Heartthrob. " - Yes, of course. 181 00:21:53,196 --> 00:21:56,867 - But you're much too young to remember. - No, I do. I really do. 182 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:58,869 By the way, you're a reporter, aren't you? 183 00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:02,205 - I could give you an interview. - Sure, except I'm not working yet. 184 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:06,710 My friends, we have a newspaper reporter among us. 185 00:22:06,752 --> 00:22:09,504 - Hello. - Hello. 186 00:22:09,546 --> 00:22:13,216 - I presume you will be staying here. - Enjoy your meal. 187 00:22:23,935 --> 00:22:28,398 I refuse to believe that the people of Great Britain, always friends... 188 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,902 feel it their duty to lead Europe into a catastrophe... 189 00:22:32,986 --> 00:22:35,530 by defending an African nation. 190 00:22:35,614 --> 00:22:37,658 The resemblance is frightening. 191 00:22:37,741 --> 00:22:40,994 Universally branded and without the shadow of any kind of civilization... 192 00:22:41,078 --> 00:22:44,581 against this nation of heroes, artists, poets, saints, navigators. 193 00:22:47,584 --> 00:22:49,419 What do you want, Ma? 194 00:22:49,503 --> 00:22:52,714 Send the young man in here. I want to have a look. 195 00:22:52,756 --> 00:22:55,592 - Antonietta, she wants to see him. - All right, miss. 196 00:22:55,676 --> 00:22:56,760 Shall I take him? 197 00:22:56,843 --> 00:23:00,263 If the Mediterranean is a shortcut for England... 198 00:23:00,305 --> 00:23:03,892 and a permanent zone for Russia, for us Italians it is like itself. 199 00:23:06,436 --> 00:23:10,273 Keep still for a minute or you'll knock me over. May I come in? 200 00:23:10,315 --> 00:23:16,196 - May I come in? - Yes, and bring him with you. 201 00:23:22,536 --> 00:23:25,998 You're so young and distinguished-looking too. 202 00:23:26,081 --> 00:23:28,458 You'll like it here. 203 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,877 I'm sure your mother wrote me, you know. Poor woman. 204 00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:35,590 - Did you show him the house? - Of course, and he liked it too. 205 00:23:35,632 --> 00:23:40,220 Good. You look like a nice boy. That's all. You can go now. 206 00:23:40,304 --> 00:23:42,889 One more thing before I forget. 207 00:23:44,141 --> 00:23:47,978 Look me in the eyes, boy. There's to be no fooling around in this house. 208 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:52,399 We're churchgoing people. We respect others and want respect in return. 209 00:23:52,482 --> 00:23:55,694 I wouldn't come to your house and do anything dirty. 210 00:23:55,777 --> 00:24:00,157 So let's live in peace and not bust each other's balls. 211 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,744 Ma, I don't want to eat today. 212 00:24:03,827 --> 00:24:06,163 Aren't you hungry, baby? 213 00:24:07,497 --> 00:24:10,083 I want to lie next to you, Mama. 214 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:13,003 My God, why couldn't you stay home? 215 00:24:39,988 --> 00:24:44,201 We brought two chickens with us. You want me to throw you in the oven? 216 00:24:48,372 --> 00:24:51,208 And then we want to eat at Ostia. 217 00:25:12,604 --> 00:25:14,564 Hey! Sit down with us. 218 00:25:14,606 --> 00:25:18,276 Marcello, give him a chair. You're family now. 219 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,862 - I'll put him with these friends, okay? - Was it good? 220 00:25:20,904 --> 00:25:22,823 That's short pasta. 221 00:25:24,574 --> 00:25:27,494 No, you don't. I'll put the baby here. 222 00:25:27,577 --> 00:25:29,496 Go on. Sit down. 223 00:25:29,579 --> 00:25:33,375 You know the saying: "The devil takes whoever eats alone. " 224 00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:37,379 Bucatini matriciana, cannolicchi cheese and pepper, penne in hot sauce. 225 00:25:37,421 --> 00:25:39,631 - Have the penne in hot sauce. - Let me make up my own mind. 226 00:25:39,715 --> 00:25:43,218 - What do you think? - Take my advice. Cheese and pepper. 227 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:46,972 Cheese and pepper sauce. I already had it for lunch. What else is there? 228 00:25:47,055 --> 00:25:49,558 How about rigatoni in anchovy sauce? 229 00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:54,646 All right, spit out that gum. You're gonna eat now. And you keep still. 230 00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:59,985 Fettuccine with chicken giblets, and then there's our specialties: 231 00:26:00,068 --> 00:26:03,864 - Kidneys, tripe, snails, veal. - Maybe the schiaffoni? 232 00:26:03,947 --> 00:26:06,533 I may try them. Give me a small portion because I had trouble... 233 00:26:06,616 --> 00:26:11,747 - with my stomach all night long. - Mama made pajata in the kitchen. 234 00:26:11,788 --> 00:26:15,042 - Take my advice. Have the pajata. - What's that, pajata? 235 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:18,170 It's calf gut filled with milk. 236 00:26:18,253 --> 00:26:21,131 Remo, don't forget this young gentleman. 237 00:26:21,214 --> 00:26:25,636 Here, eat some of these. They're not snails. They're pigeons. 238 00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:30,682 - Giggetto, where are the bananas? - Sorry. We're all out. Only got one. 239 00:26:30,766 --> 00:26:33,644 - Then give me that one. - You think I am crazy? 240 00:26:34,686 --> 00:26:38,523 - Who's that, Lallo's daughter? - Whose do you think, the priest's? 241 00:26:38,607 --> 00:26:42,611 She that big already? Isn't she cute? Can't tell her face from her behind. 242 00:26:43,612 --> 00:26:46,823 I dreamt about poor Aunt Judy last night and asked her a winning number. 243 00:26:46,865 --> 00:26:49,242 Then she fried this broccoli with a mint leaf. You should have tasted it. 244 00:26:49,326 --> 00:26:53,455 You know what they say: "The more you eat, the more you shit. " 245 00:26:55,874 --> 00:27:01,421 I told you not to let him eat any tripe. He's had a fever since then. 246 00:27:01,505 --> 00:27:03,799 All right, then give him a couple of snails. 247 00:27:11,056 --> 00:27:13,809 - But it almost killed him. - Then I guess it'll kill me too. 248 00:27:24,861 --> 00:27:27,864 Give her something to drink so she'll shut her trap. 249 00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:30,450 - Cheers! - Go on. Drink up. 250 00:27:44,715 --> 00:27:46,967 Hey, Verna! Verna! Come on down! 251 00:27:48,051 --> 00:27:51,221 Will you forget about it and get down here? 252 00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:56,101 Come here before I beat the hell out of you. Come on. 253 00:28:05,902 --> 00:28:09,072 Tell your sister to get down here before I throw her off that balcony. 254 00:28:12,951 --> 00:28:17,372 Talk about a small portion. This plate's practically empty. 255 00:28:24,254 --> 00:28:26,965 They're out of this world, Mrs. Rossi. 256 00:28:27,049 --> 00:28:29,718 - Here, kid. Enjoy your meal, folks. - Thanks. 257 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,764 - Bon appetit. - Thank you. Say thank you. 258 00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:37,476 Slowly. Don't eat so fast or you'll choke to death. 259 00:28:40,354 --> 00:28:44,858 Nobody's going to steal your plate. 260 00:28:44,941 --> 00:28:48,695 Something's been sitting on my stomach since yesterday morning. 261 00:28:48,779 --> 00:28:50,530 Tell me something. You like soccer? 262 00:28:50,614 --> 00:28:54,868 Silvano! Silvano! Here she is! I brought her down. 263 00:28:54,951 --> 00:28:56,870 Finally. 264 00:28:58,455 --> 00:29:02,751 Here she is, everybody. "Verna the Sulker" has arrived. 265 00:29:07,464 --> 00:29:11,385 What... Now what's the matter? 266 00:29:16,598 --> 00:29:19,810 - Come on. Let's make up. Come on. -Just leave me in peace. 267 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:23,355 Open that sweet little mouth of yours. Come on. Open it. 268 00:29:26,858 --> 00:29:30,570 - You silly, stupid shit. - You're the stupid shit. 269 00:29:30,654 --> 00:29:34,992 - Not me. You. That's who. - You are both stupid shits. 270 00:29:35,701 --> 00:29:38,996 Too much mint leaf in the snails, Rosa. 271 00:29:39,037 --> 00:29:43,083 - Is that so? - And not enough peppers. 272 00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:46,169 Taste these, one of our most popular specialties. 273 00:29:46,253 --> 00:29:49,131 I'll show you how. Watch carefully. 274 00:29:49,172 --> 00:29:51,258 Here we are. Ah, that is good. 275 00:29:54,678 --> 00:30:00,309 One bite of these and you're up like a shot. Ask your girlfriend. 276 00:30:07,399 --> 00:30:10,027 I never eat snails in restaurants. 277 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:14,114 Only when I cook them myself because I soak them for four days first. 278 00:30:14,197 --> 00:30:19,369 You can suck them clean. Not those. 279 00:30:19,411 --> 00:30:24,207 In Rome we say, "No matter what you eat, it all turns to shit. " 280 00:30:24,249 --> 00:30:28,211 And what you eat tastes like shit. Excuse me. 281 00:30:29,796 --> 00:30:33,634 Mary had a little sheep with the sheep she went to sleep 282 00:30:33,717 --> 00:30:36,553 The sheep turned out to be a ram Mary had a little lamb 283 00:30:36,595 --> 00:30:40,098 Where'd she learn those? Will you listen to that. 284 00:30:44,394 --> 00:30:46,688 Some mother you are, teaching her that stuff. 285 00:30:46,730 --> 00:30:48,065 You taught her, not me. 286 00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:50,567 What do you mean me? I didn't teach her nothing. 287 00:30:50,651 --> 00:30:53,695 Pinocchio's nose was long as long as Pinocchio's dong 288 00:30:53,779 --> 00:30:55,781 Maestro, give me a "la. " 289 00:31:12,589 --> 00:31:14,549 Sing this one with me. 290 00:31:19,262 --> 00:31:23,433 All right, all right, I'm coming. Torquato, bring this guy a drink. 291 00:31:23,517 --> 00:31:28,063 - Cough up some money for the orphans. - We gave last year. 292 00:31:31,358 --> 00:31:35,654 Give me that. I'll serve them. How about this, huh? 293 00:31:35,737 --> 00:31:37,739 And you better eat it all. We don't believe in leftovers. 294 00:31:37,781 --> 00:31:39,783 Look at that. 295 00:31:39,866 --> 00:31:41,410 Will you keep still! 296 00:33:50,455 --> 00:33:52,416 What about the Rome of today? 297 00:33:52,457 --> 00:33:55,669 What impression does it make on the visitor arriving for the first time? 298 00:33:55,752 --> 00:33:58,338 As arriving by car from the highway... 299 00:33:58,422 --> 00:34:01,341 and taking the inevitable raccordo anulare... 300 00:34:01,425 --> 00:34:04,594 which circles the city like one of Saturn's rings. 301 00:34:07,931 --> 00:34:09,891 Scaratti at quarterback? 302 00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:13,270 Christ! We'll never win. 303 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:17,399 - Five to zero. How do you like that? - You should've stayed in bed. 304 00:34:18,525 --> 00:34:20,444 Where the hell are they going? 305 00:34:54,144 --> 00:34:57,356 - How long will it take? It's raining. - We'll be ready in a minute. 306 00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:02,944 - Tough life, eh, boys? - Hold on tight. 307 00:36:32,242 --> 00:36:35,871 Hey, you motherfuckin' gypsies, we're gonna stomp the shit out of you today. 308 00:36:35,912 --> 00:36:39,625 Go get your sister and we'll bust her cherry for her. 309 00:36:56,892 --> 00:37:00,520 Can you hear me? Raise the boom as high as you can. 310 00:40:26,977 --> 00:40:29,771 Move! Move! Move! 311 00:41:51,186 --> 00:41:54,773 Kick the ruling class out on its ass! 312 00:43:16,396 --> 00:43:20,651 - Tell me what you see. - Piazza di Siene. 313 00:43:21,985 --> 00:43:25,822 I've got a tourist bus coming. Shall I follow it? 314 00:43:25,864 --> 00:43:27,908 Yeah, see if you can. 315 00:44:11,410 --> 00:44:15,580 - You want a picture? I take it for you. - Oh, thanks. 316 00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:21,461 You very "bella. " Can make a nice picture. 317 00:44:23,297 --> 00:44:26,049 There. Don't move. Smile. 318 00:44:31,471 --> 00:44:34,766 What are you framing now? 319 00:44:34,850 --> 00:44:40,230 - Domes and bell tower. - It's beautiful. I see the whole city. 320 00:44:40,314 --> 00:44:43,066 The piazzas, the streets, people on their way to work. 321 00:44:43,108 --> 00:44:45,819 If you see people on their way to work, it ain't Rome. 322 00:44:45,902 --> 00:44:46,862 Get lost. 323 00:44:46,945 --> 00:44:50,157 You're up so high you must be seeing another city. 324 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:53,076 That's what they say about Romans, and here we are sweating blood all day. 325 00:44:53,118 --> 00:44:57,372 This isn't Rome anymore. Everyone's gone crazy. Too much of a hurry. 326 00:44:57,414 --> 00:45:01,501 They've become mean. The true Romans have disappeared. 327 00:45:01,585 --> 00:45:04,504 You don't think so? Just take a look around. 328 00:45:04,588 --> 00:45:08,258 All you see are filthy hippies, students who don't want to study... 329 00:45:08,342 --> 00:45:10,886 transvestites, drug addicts, trash of all kind. 330 00:45:10,969 --> 00:45:14,640 No, because you're forgetting this film will be seen abroad. 331 00:45:14,723 --> 00:45:19,144 If you show the perverts, the street whores, negative aspects... 332 00:45:19,227 --> 00:45:22,356 what are they going to think of our lovely Rome? 333 00:45:22,439 --> 00:45:23,940 What is it? 334 00:45:24,024 --> 00:45:27,527 He wanted to ask you if your film would show of Rome... 335 00:45:27,611 --> 00:45:32,699 the important and eternal problems faced by modern-day society. 336 00:45:32,783 --> 00:45:35,702 And we're not only referring to the problems in the educational system. 337 00:45:35,786 --> 00:45:39,915 As the working world, with problems in the factories, in housing. 338 00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:44,461 We wouldn't want to see the same old colorful Rome, easygoing, messy. 339 00:45:44,544 --> 00:45:47,089 - The usual bland and commercial image. - That's not the only Rome. 340 00:45:47,172 --> 00:45:49,257 But I think a person should be true to his own nature. 341 00:45:51,176 --> 00:45:56,807 - Pino, what do you see now? - The station and a small dome. 342 00:45:56,890 --> 00:46:00,310 Yeah, it must be the dome of the old Barafonda Theatre. 343 00:46:00,394 --> 00:46:03,188 That's what I'd like to film, for example... 344 00:46:03,271 --> 00:46:05,941 a variety show at the Barafonda Theatre... 345 00:46:06,024 --> 00:46:09,027 thirty years ago, at the beginning of the war. 346 00:46:50,277 --> 00:46:53,697 Hey, shit-face! You here too, huh? 347 00:46:53,739 --> 00:46:56,325 Will you move your big feet. 348 00:46:56,366 --> 00:46:58,910 What do you say, Spino? How's it hangin'? 349 00:46:58,994 --> 00:47:01,246 Give me a light, will ya? 350 00:47:24,061 --> 00:47:27,356 Just 'cause you ate some glass don't mean you're a window. 351 00:47:27,397 --> 00:47:30,692 He can't help it. He's never seen one before. 352 00:47:30,734 --> 00:47:33,737 Don't look too hard. You might hurt yourself. 353 00:47:36,782 --> 00:47:38,742 Take 'em away. 354 00:47:44,998 --> 00:47:49,878 - Hey, Ciriola, how do you like that? - Man, she sure is built, huh? 355 00:47:59,805 --> 00:48:02,849 Hey, Pericles! Pericles! 356 00:48:05,310 --> 00:48:10,148 - Ding-Dong. What do you want? - Shove that spotlight up your ass. 357 00:48:19,283 --> 00:48:21,952 Here I am, ladies and gentlemen. Good evening. 358 00:48:22,035 --> 00:48:25,539 Most comedians start things off with a joke or two before their routine. 359 00:48:25,622 --> 00:48:27,916 Hey, get off the stage. 360 00:48:29,751 --> 00:48:33,171 Well, I don't tell jokes because I'm not very good at it. 361 00:48:33,255 --> 00:48:36,717 So if you don't mind I'd like to present a few of my imitations. 362 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,429 After my successful tour of Marino Roccasecca, Frascati, Zagarolo... 363 00:48:40,470 --> 00:48:43,473 I was greatly honored to perform for the royal police force. 364 00:48:46,768 --> 00:48:49,521 All right, shall we begin? 365 00:48:49,604 --> 00:48:52,482 The first imitation is that of a man who has eaten too much. 366 00:48:58,363 --> 00:49:00,866 I said get off the stage. 367 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,253 What's the matter, you deaf? The man said get off. 368 00:49:13,337 --> 00:49:17,341 - Sit down, you big loudmouth. - Second imitation. 369 00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:21,553 Ayoung lady having a shower. Maestro! 370 00:49:25,891 --> 00:49:28,727 Hey, do us a big favor and go away, will ya? 371 00:49:28,810 --> 00:49:30,187 Yeah, go away! 372 00:49:31,688 --> 00:49:35,275 Why? I've got just as much right to make a living as everybody, don't I? 373 00:49:35,359 --> 00:49:39,363 -Just disappear. - All right, if you don't go, we will. 374 00:49:42,324 --> 00:49:46,119 We'll pretend we enjoyed the act and you pretend it's over. Okay? 375 00:49:49,331 --> 00:49:54,461 - I'm what's known as "stil�". " "- Stil�", achmil'�"," you stink too. 376 00:49:54,544 --> 00:49:56,421 Here you have the modern-day saturnalia, the variety show. 377 00:49:56,505 --> 00:50:00,175 As you can see, it is a combination of circus maximus and brothel. 378 00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:03,470 Listen, if you're going to start talking dirty, I'm leaving. 379 00:50:03,553 --> 00:50:05,472 What did I say? I mentioned a brothel. 380 00:50:05,555 --> 00:50:06,848 Even Proust, in the recherche... 381 00:50:06,890 --> 00:50:09,393 gives us a lengthy description of a house of ill repute. 382 00:50:09,476 --> 00:50:12,145 Oh, you and your damned Proust. 383 00:50:12,980 --> 00:50:14,648 But I've got to work like everyone else. 384 00:50:14,731 --> 00:50:17,067 Yes. So go out and find a job. 385 00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:19,236 Hey, Maestro, strike up the band. 386 00:50:50,183 --> 00:50:52,102 Boy, is that funny. 387 00:50:57,941 --> 00:51:01,945 Will you shut your trap? You guys are really making me laugh. 388 00:51:02,029 --> 00:51:05,198 I'm laughing so much it hurts. 389 00:51:24,134 --> 00:51:27,387 Goddamn bastards. Won't let decent people enjoy an evening of theater. 390 00:51:27,471 --> 00:51:30,599 - That man's a real artist, lady. - Get lost. 391 00:51:30,641 --> 00:51:32,643 I heard a little noise 392 00:51:34,394 --> 00:51:36,146 Coming from the audience 393 00:51:36,229 --> 00:51:39,358 Get lost! 394 00:51:39,441 --> 00:51:41,860 Listen, lady, what do you want from me? 395 00:51:42,944 --> 00:51:44,863 Certain people shouldn't be allowed in here. 396 00:51:44,947 --> 00:51:49,576 I bought a ticket to enjoy the show. So just shut up and leave me alone. 397 00:51:55,958 --> 00:52:00,003 What are you trying to do? Ruin everybody's evening? 398 00:52:00,087 --> 00:52:02,130 If you're not having fun, go home and play with yourself. 399 00:52:02,172 --> 00:52:04,132 Kiss my ass. 400 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:32,202 - There. - Madam, really! 401 00:52:32,286 --> 00:52:34,204 - You ought to be ashamed of yourself. - He's only human. 402 00:52:34,288 --> 00:52:37,416 We're all humans, but we don't go around doing that. 403 00:52:37,499 --> 00:52:39,418 He's gonna get my purse right in his face. 404 00:52:52,389 --> 00:52:54,099 What a son of a bitch. 405 00:52:54,182 --> 00:52:57,853 All right, you asshole. I'm gonna bust your head. 406 00:52:57,894 --> 00:53:01,982 You nuts or something? I didn't do it. It wasn't me. 407 00:53:06,153 --> 00:53:10,657 - I saw you throwing those beans at me. - Again? I told you it wasn't me. 408 00:53:10,741 --> 00:53:12,701 I'm gonna rip your arms off. Gonna rip 'em both off. 409 00:53:12,743 --> 00:53:14,453 Pipe down, baldy. 410 00:53:14,536 --> 00:53:17,706 Hey, Maestro, see if you can play this. 411 00:53:19,207 --> 00:53:22,544 - Cram it up your ass. - How about this one? 412 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,881 Up your mother's too. 413 00:53:28,967 --> 00:53:33,764 And now for the best part, everybody. Quiet. 414 00:53:33,805 --> 00:53:35,349 For the Amateur Hour. 415 00:53:36,266 --> 00:53:40,020 Where'd that big guy go? The tall one with all those muscles? 416 00:53:40,103 --> 00:53:42,064 He was right here a minute ago. 417 00:53:42,147 --> 00:53:43,607 - Somebody shrink you? - No. 418 00:53:43,690 --> 00:53:45,067 - Born premature? - Yes. 419 00:53:45,108 --> 00:53:48,111 If you ask me, this guy was born before he was conceived. 420 00:53:48,153 --> 00:53:49,529 - What's your name? - Alvaro. 421 00:53:49,613 --> 00:53:51,657 - And what do you do? - Tap dance. 422 00:53:51,740 --> 00:53:54,576 - Yeah, but what do you do besides that? - I'm an electrician. 423 00:53:54,618 --> 00:53:57,746 An electrician. And you learned how to dance from all those shocks. 424 00:53:57,829 --> 00:54:01,416 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, Alvaro! 425 00:54:02,626 --> 00:54:04,836 An imitation of Fred Astaire. 426 00:54:23,647 --> 00:54:25,357 Help! 427 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,359 I feel sick! 428 00:54:27,442 --> 00:54:29,695 Help! 429 00:54:29,778 --> 00:54:32,698 I feel sick! Help! 430 00:54:34,408 --> 00:54:36,827 Hey, Chiodo, it's here. 431 00:54:37,995 --> 00:54:41,540 Here it is. Here it is. 432 00:54:41,623 --> 00:54:43,792 Give me it. Give it here. 433 00:54:46,336 --> 00:54:48,463 Let me have it. Go on. 434 00:54:53,844 --> 00:54:57,431 Make yourself a fur coat, Fred Astaire. 435 00:55:04,146 --> 00:55:08,191 That's what you had for dinner, huh? Double-time, Maestro. 436 00:55:24,791 --> 00:55:27,836 If you'd thrown it at me, you would have eaten it for sure. 437 00:55:27,919 --> 00:55:31,632 - Your father's mustache! - At least he wasn't queer like yours. 438 00:55:31,715 --> 00:55:34,676 Same to you. I'll take care of you later. 439 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,720 Come here, honey. Come over here. 440 00:55:37,763 --> 00:55:39,848 - What's your name? - Loredana Fiorini. 441 00:55:39,931 --> 00:55:42,476 - And what are you gonna sing? - "You Stole My Heart. " 442 00:55:42,559 --> 00:55:45,979 "You Stole My Heart. " Wiseass. 443 00:55:46,063 --> 00:55:50,776 Get back in the toilet, you big piece of shit. 444 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:03,914 You have a match, young man? I really don't know why they let her sing. 445 00:56:03,956 --> 00:56:06,458 Wouldn't you be better off at home, doing the dishes, girlie? 446 00:56:06,541 --> 00:56:09,169 Thank you. 447 00:56:09,252 --> 00:56:12,339 Whatever happened to talent? 448 00:56:12,422 --> 00:56:14,841 I feel sorry for the poor girl. 449 00:56:20,138 --> 00:56:22,099 Hope I didn't disturb you. 450 00:56:43,287 --> 00:56:45,622 - We'd like to talk to you for a minute. - What do you wanna talk to me for? 451 00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:46,790 Just for two minutes. 452 00:56:46,873 --> 00:56:49,668 You must have me mixed up with someone else. 453 00:56:49,751 --> 00:56:52,212 I didn't do nothing. You're making a big mistake. 454 00:56:52,296 --> 00:56:53,714 Go on. Move. 455 00:57:15,861 --> 00:57:19,072 Ladies and gentlemen, the three Kants. 456 00:57:19,156 --> 00:57:23,702 I said Kant and not what your dirty minds are probably thinking. 457 00:57:51,980 --> 00:57:54,232 "Trotta Cavallino"! 458 00:58:13,794 --> 00:58:15,462 Shut up! 459 00:58:18,298 --> 00:58:20,592 You'd like to hear "Trotta Cavallino"? 460 00:58:20,634 --> 00:58:23,345 I like it. It's a nice song, right? 461 00:59:02,301 --> 00:59:04,219 Hey, Orestes, gimme a hand. 462 00:59:31,246 --> 00:59:34,082 Your attention, please, everybody. 463 00:59:34,166 --> 00:59:38,795 Attention! We interrupt the show to give you some good news. 464 00:59:38,837 --> 00:59:40,464 After all, our country comes first! 465 00:59:40,547 --> 00:59:43,175 The radio just broadcast the following war bulletin... 466 00:59:43,258 --> 00:59:45,594 which I'm proud to read to you. 467 00:59:46,762 --> 00:59:50,182 "The attack on Sicily the enemy began last night... 468 00:59:50,223 --> 00:59:54,436 backed by heavy naval and air support to include paratroopers... 469 00:59:54,519 --> 00:59:58,231 has received a setback from our allied forces... 470 00:59:58,315 --> 01:00:00,984 fighting in southeastern Italy. 471 01:00:01,068 --> 01:00:07,366 German artillery have downed seven aircraft and damaged three steamships. 472 01:00:07,449 --> 01:00:10,535 This treacherous attack against our country's sacred soil will be crushed... 473 01:00:10,619 --> 01:00:12,329 and the enemy thrown into the sea. 474 01:00:12,412 --> 01:00:15,874 For the greater glory of our fatherland and its Duce. " 475 01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:17,876 Long live Italy! 476 01:01:47,633 --> 01:01:49,009 Oh, baby! Baby! 477 01:01:49,092 --> 01:01:53,597 Where have you been all my life? 478 01:01:54,973 --> 01:01:57,309 All right, that's enough outta you. Now sit down! 479 01:01:57,392 --> 01:01:59,978 Can I help it if I like women? 480 01:02:00,062 --> 01:02:02,397 Watch out how you talk to my father! 481 01:02:02,481 --> 01:02:06,526 - It'd sit down if I was you! - There it is! 482 01:02:19,331 --> 01:02:24,044 I'm in love with you, angel eyes, you and your cute little ass! 483 01:02:28,423 --> 01:02:30,717 Hey, isn't that the siren? 484 01:02:30,801 --> 01:02:33,428 It's an air raid! 485 01:02:34,513 --> 01:02:37,224 It's an air raid! 486 01:02:41,353 --> 01:02:45,983 The audience is requested to go to the air raid shelter... 487 01:02:46,024 --> 01:02:49,194 at number 104, 104. 488 01:02:49,278 --> 01:02:52,823 Whose kid is this? Who gave me this little boy? 489 01:02:52,906 --> 01:02:55,826 Please keep calm. Please keep calm. 490 01:02:55,867 --> 01:02:58,537 Hey, Romolo! The chorus girls! 491 01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:00,747 Over here! Over here! 492 01:03:18,181 --> 01:03:20,100 Turn out that light! 493 01:03:38,535 --> 01:03:40,037 What time is it? 494 01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:45,125 There I was, sound asleep, if it wasn't for that idiot. 495 01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:47,586 Excuse me. What did you say? "If it wasn't for that idiot"? 496 01:03:47,669 --> 01:03:49,588 What did I say? I don't know. 497 01:03:49,671 --> 01:03:51,923 Speak up. What did you mean by that? 498 01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:55,260 - He didn't mean anything by it. - I didn't mean anything. 499 01:03:55,302 --> 01:03:57,387 It's unforgivable! 500 01:03:57,429 --> 01:04:00,140 Certain people ought to be ashamed of themselves. 501 01:04:00,223 --> 01:04:03,894 Especially now, with our country united as never before... 502 01:04:03,977 --> 01:04:07,105 on the verge of victory, and you still hear defeatist remarks! 503 01:04:07,189 --> 01:04:09,191 Shame on you! 504 01:04:12,486 --> 01:04:14,780 Fascist Italy. The Duce. 505 01:04:14,863 --> 01:04:17,282 They're your only hope. 506 01:04:17,324 --> 01:04:19,284 - And we must win. - Yes. 507 01:04:19,326 --> 01:04:21,286 - And we will win. - Right. 508 01:04:26,416 --> 01:04:29,294 You want a cigarette? 509 01:04:29,378 --> 01:04:32,047 Smoke ruin my voice. No very good. 510 01:04:32,130 --> 01:04:34,132 - Oh, you sing? - Yes. 511 01:04:34,216 --> 01:04:36,426 I learn in my city, Dusseldorf. 512 01:04:36,510 --> 01:04:37,886 Have you been in Italy long? 513 01:04:37,970 --> 01:04:41,848 I been to Roma, Milano, Bergamo, Como. 514 01:04:41,932 --> 01:04:44,559 This Hans, oldest son. 515 01:04:44,643 --> 01:04:45,769 What do you want? 516 01:04:46,853 --> 01:04:51,149 This is my husband in Russia, Wehrmacht. 517 01:05:26,351 --> 01:05:29,104 You come rest a little with me? 518 01:05:29,187 --> 01:05:31,440 My boardinghouse is very near. 519 01:05:31,523 --> 01:05:35,235 They won't bomb us as long as the Pope's in Rome. 520 01:05:35,319 --> 01:05:37,279 Good night, Anita. 521 01:05:37,362 --> 01:05:39,323 Might as well say good morning. 522 01:05:39,406 --> 01:05:42,367 - What's that booming? - My God, do you hear that? 523 01:05:42,451 --> 01:05:44,786 Mother of God! They're bombs! 524 01:05:46,330 --> 01:05:48,290 Help! Help! 525 01:05:52,711 --> 01:05:54,796 We're being bombed! 526 01:05:55,756 --> 01:05:57,215 Help! 527 01:05:57,299 --> 01:06:01,511 Alberto's house is gone! The babies! The babies! 528 01:06:01,553 --> 01:06:02,971 Help! Help! 529 01:06:45,722 --> 01:06:47,683 Can I shoot a bit of it? 530 01:06:47,724 --> 01:06:49,685 Go ahead, if you like. 531 01:06:50,727 --> 01:06:53,563 A perfectly preserved mammoth's tusk. 532 01:06:53,647 --> 01:06:56,900 We discovered it during construction of the Piazza Re di Roma station. 533 01:06:56,942 --> 01:06:58,902 The Capitoline Museum has already asked for it. 534 01:06:58,944 --> 01:07:01,571 Shall we go down? This way, please. 535 01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:25,304 What was that? 536 01:07:45,532 --> 01:07:48,910 The ground beneath Rome is unpredictable. 537 01:07:48,952 --> 01:07:52,623 Every hundred meters, we come across some important find. 538 01:07:56,209 --> 01:07:59,463 Naturally, this slows up the work. 539 01:07:59,546 --> 01:08:02,007 This is a very difficult contract. 540 01:08:02,090 --> 01:08:05,969 We merely wanted to resolve the traffic problem... 541 01:08:06,011 --> 01:08:09,806 with a subway like Munich's or Dublin's... 542 01:08:09,848 --> 01:08:12,559 but here the ground has eight strata... 543 01:08:12,643 --> 01:08:16,688 and we're forced to become archaeologists. 544 01:08:18,231 --> 01:08:22,778 The first time the necessity of a subway for Rome... 545 01:08:22,819 --> 01:08:25,155 was discussed was in 1871. 546 01:08:25,238 --> 01:08:27,658 - You mean 1971. - No, exactly a hundred years ago. 547 01:08:28,825 --> 01:08:32,496 Roman bureaucracy is even more unpredictable than Roman soil. 548 01:08:32,579 --> 01:08:35,624 The paperwork which has passed between ourselves... 549 01:08:35,707 --> 01:08:38,585 and the community of Rome is enough to fill the entire length of subway. 550 01:08:38,669 --> 01:08:42,005 Right now we're passing beneath the Appio Quarter. 551 01:08:43,215 --> 01:08:46,259 Agenore! Agenore, what's that? 552 01:08:46,343 --> 01:08:48,470 My God, it's an earthquake! 553 01:08:51,807 --> 01:08:56,228 Agenore! Oh, my God! My God! 554 01:09:06,738 --> 01:09:08,907 The buildings overhead began to crack. 555 01:09:09,992 --> 01:09:12,744 Hey, Mike, I'll get a shot like this. Look. 556 01:09:19,501 --> 01:09:21,670 Where are we now? 557 01:09:21,753 --> 01:09:26,008 Beneath the Appia Antica, near San Sebastiano Gate. 558 01:09:26,049 --> 01:09:30,012 To your left you can hear the roar of a genuine underground river. 559 01:09:30,095 --> 01:09:32,556 It emerges about ten kilometers from here... 560 01:09:32,639 --> 01:09:35,392 at a place called "Cessati Spiriti. " 561 01:09:45,444 --> 01:09:49,031 When will the whole thing be completed? 562 01:09:49,072 --> 01:09:50,782 I don't know. 563 01:10:13,555 --> 01:10:15,515 How many hours do they work down here? 564 01:10:15,599 --> 01:10:17,559 Ten hours straight, I think. 565 01:10:26,151 --> 01:10:29,571 At this point, we had to change course again. 566 01:10:29,655 --> 01:10:33,533 On the left you can see a necropolis with 400 skeletons. 567 01:10:33,617 --> 01:10:34,868 Third strata. 568 01:11:05,148 --> 01:11:06,566 Track 22! 569 01:11:08,944 --> 01:11:12,948 Rinaldo, the current in the right channel has gone down! 570 01:11:12,990 --> 01:11:14,449 Stop! 571 01:11:15,867 --> 01:11:17,286 Stop! 572 01:11:20,330 --> 01:11:24,459 Sir, I think we've run into another hollow spot. 573 01:11:24,543 --> 01:11:26,586 It's been showing on the gauge for two days. 574 01:11:40,309 --> 01:11:42,936 We've got to suspend the work again, sir. 575 01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:45,647 - What's happened? - Come have a look at the gauge. 576 01:12:01,038 --> 01:12:03,999 Take the flame cutter to number three. 577 01:12:13,967 --> 01:12:17,971 We've got a hollow spot as big as the Alban Hills! 578 01:12:21,350 --> 01:12:23,852 What is it, Amirildo? Don't you feel well? 579 01:12:23,935 --> 01:12:25,896 I don't know what it is. 580 01:12:32,486 --> 01:12:35,489 Ragu, the right wheel! 581 01:12:35,572 --> 01:12:37,783 The right wheel, Ragu! 582 01:12:37,866 --> 01:12:42,996 Hey! Stop the drill! 583 01:13:33,005 --> 01:13:36,508 It goes like this. Now we know there is an open space on the other side. 584 01:13:37,259 --> 01:13:40,470 The archaeologists will make us suspend work for a couple of months. 585 01:13:40,512 --> 01:13:43,432 It could be a cavern or some catacombs. 586 01:13:43,473 --> 01:13:48,103 We could try testing the wall very carefully in different spots. 587 01:13:48,145 --> 01:13:50,105 Start up the cutter. 588 01:15:05,347 --> 01:15:08,058 - Stop the cutter. - Stop the cutter! 589 01:15:21,905 --> 01:15:24,741 Down this way. Sir. 590 01:15:29,288 --> 01:15:31,748 A Roman house... 591 01:15:31,790 --> 01:15:33,750 from 2,000 years ago. 592 01:17:08,053 --> 01:17:10,013 Michael, look at their faces. 593 01:17:10,055 --> 01:17:11,890 Keep your mask on. 594 01:17:22,651 --> 01:17:24,569 It's as if they were staring at us. 595 01:17:40,877 --> 01:17:43,797 Look! Aim the light down there! 596 01:17:45,549 --> 01:17:47,050 There! 597 01:17:54,891 --> 01:17:58,478 Hey! Look at this! What's happening? 598 01:18:04,610 --> 01:18:07,821 The frescoes are fading. 599 01:18:07,904 --> 01:18:11,074 It's the air from outside. 600 01:18:13,076 --> 01:18:15,078 The fresh air is destroying the frescoes. 601 01:18:15,912 --> 01:18:19,583 Oh, no! How awful! 602 01:18:23,086 --> 01:18:27,257 Michael! What can we do? We've got to do something. 603 01:18:30,594 --> 01:18:32,512 Do something! 604 01:19:50,465 --> 01:19:55,846 For these disenchanted youngsters, huddled together like puppies... 605 01:19:55,929 --> 01:19:57,806 making love is not a problem. 606 01:19:57,848 --> 01:19:59,808 Maybe they do it, maybe they don't. 607 01:19:59,850 --> 01:20:03,186 But it certainly isn't as complicated as it once was for us... 608 01:20:03,270 --> 01:20:07,566 when our amorous yearning led us to the nearest brothel. 609 01:20:08,525 --> 01:20:09,943 Remember? 610 01:20:32,716 --> 01:20:34,676 Come on, move! 611 01:21:06,541 --> 01:21:09,544 All right, no fuckin' around, you lousy bums! 612 01:21:09,628 --> 01:21:13,715 You act like you just got outta jail. Go lay your grandmother! 613 01:21:13,799 --> 01:21:17,094 Where you goin'? How old are you? Let me see your identification. 614 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:36,321 Let's go! Move it! Upstairs! 615 01:21:36,405 --> 01:21:40,117 Come on, who's gonna be first? 616 01:21:44,788 --> 01:21:47,833 Come on! Come on! Can't you see the tongue she's got on her? 617 01:21:50,335 --> 01:21:53,171 Come on, boys, make up your minds! You too, Gramps. 618 01:21:53,255 --> 01:21:56,133 What's the matter? You all asleep on your feet? 619 01:21:58,593 --> 01:22:01,513 All right! Enough of this shit! 620 01:22:01,596 --> 01:22:04,975 Pretty soon I'm gonna turn off the lights and kick everyone out! 621 01:22:05,017 --> 01:22:08,312 You got blood in your veins or water? 622 01:22:09,563 --> 01:22:12,399 Every one of these girls is an artist. You guys blind? 623 01:22:12,482 --> 01:22:16,570 - Now get your asses upstairs. - All right, let me by. Let me by. 624 01:22:21,575 --> 01:22:24,411 Let's go upstairs, dolls. Come on. 625 01:22:24,494 --> 01:22:27,706 Come on, boys. The young ladies are all here. 626 01:22:27,789 --> 01:22:30,542 Teresa! Where the hell's my coffee? 627 01:22:30,626 --> 01:22:33,712 It's coming. I already ordered it. 628 01:22:36,006 --> 01:22:39,426 You wanna come with me, yes or no? Come on, come on, soldier boy. 629 01:22:39,509 --> 01:22:43,930 I don't want to sleep by myself. I don't want to sleep by myself. 630 01:22:47,225 --> 01:22:49,686 Hey, Rita, turn around. 631 01:22:49,728 --> 01:22:52,356 I won't take you even if you give me food for a month. 632 01:22:52,439 --> 01:22:55,609 Why don't you go take the next train... 633 01:22:55,692 --> 01:22:57,986 back to Naples, fuck face? 634 01:22:58,028 --> 01:23:00,447 Come on, honey! 635 01:23:00,530 --> 01:23:03,116 If you wanna stand there and jack off, then go home and do it. 636 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:10,707 What kind of men are you? 637 01:23:10,791 --> 01:23:13,001 If you keep waitin', it's gonna drop off from old age... 638 01:23:13,043 --> 01:23:15,379 and not even the cat will eat it then. 639 01:23:15,462 --> 01:23:17,631 It's closing time. 640 01:23:17,714 --> 01:23:20,550 They're all pretty and they're real artists! 641 01:23:20,592 --> 01:23:25,180 - Is Dolores back? - She went to have a bite to eat. 642 01:23:25,263 --> 01:23:27,224 Who's gonna come upstairs with the pride of Florence? 643 01:23:27,307 --> 01:23:29,226 That's a good boy. 644 01:23:30,352 --> 01:23:32,980 Look! Those tits must weigh 40 pounds each. 645 01:23:33,063 --> 01:23:34,982 Shut your fuckin' trap! 646 01:23:40,904 --> 01:23:43,407 What's an ugly, skinny bitch like you doin' in a nice place like this? 647 01:23:43,448 --> 01:23:45,909 So why'd you go upstairs, then? Just to make fun of a working girl? 648 01:23:45,993 --> 01:23:49,079 - Two. - I got a good mind to call the cops. 649 01:23:51,290 --> 01:23:54,376 I'll throw you down the stairs three at a time, you bastards. 650 01:24:13,854 --> 01:24:17,816 Come on! Come on. Come on. Come on. 651 01:24:24,615 --> 01:24:27,909 There she goes again. Every time it rains, she gets hysterical. 652 01:24:29,536 --> 01:24:34,625 - Marcella. Watch out for her nails. - All right. Who's my next victim? 653 01:24:34,708 --> 01:24:36,627 You thieving bitch. 654 01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:39,921 Nives, calm down. Wanna come upstairs, handsome? 655 01:24:43,091 --> 01:24:46,303 Let's go. Let's go. 656 01:24:49,765 --> 01:24:53,769 Shut up. Tonight you can pack up and get out. 657 01:24:54,937 --> 01:24:56,939 Two monkeys! 658 01:25:02,110 --> 01:25:05,113 - Let the lady by! - What is this shit? 659 01:25:05,155 --> 01:25:07,616 You think you're a goddamn cop? Don't shove me around. 660 01:25:07,658 --> 01:25:09,701 Ladies, up to your rooms, please. 661 01:25:09,785 --> 01:25:12,788 All right, gentlemen. Everybody out, please. Out. 662 01:25:12,829 --> 01:25:15,165 The ladies are going to eat. 663 01:25:15,207 --> 01:25:17,042 We're closing. 664 01:25:17,125 --> 01:25:19,044 Turn off the lights. We're closed. 665 01:25:19,127 --> 01:25:21,630 Go get some fresh air. We're closed. Everybody out. 666 01:25:24,007 --> 01:25:25,968 All right! Time to go home. 667 01:25:26,009 --> 01:25:31,139 Everybody out. Time to go home! 668 01:25:32,975 --> 01:25:36,061 All right, buster! Cut it out. I'm not your sister. 669 01:25:42,693 --> 01:25:47,698 Who knows why, why we live 670 01:25:47,781 --> 01:25:54,037 And why the fuck we die 671 01:25:56,373 --> 01:25:58,583 But there were also some very sophisticated houses... 672 01:25:58,667 --> 01:26:01,586 which would make your heart beat in fear and excitement. 673 01:26:19,354 --> 01:26:21,273 Sit down, sit down. 674 01:26:45,088 --> 01:26:50,052 What's the matter? What's everybody so quiet about? This'll never do. 675 01:26:50,135 --> 01:26:53,096 Come on, who wants to come up to my room for a game of chess? 676 01:26:54,890 --> 01:26:57,267 How are you, honey? Don't you love me today? 677 01:27:00,562 --> 01:27:05,067 This morning I woke up real horny. Gentlemen, who's gonna be first? 678 01:27:08,070 --> 01:27:09,488 Here I am. 679 01:27:09,571 --> 01:27:12,574 I can't wait to get back to my room. Let's not waste any time. 680 01:27:15,661 --> 01:27:17,621 Come on! 681 01:27:17,663 --> 01:27:19,122 Come on! 682 01:27:19,206 --> 01:27:22,250 - Babies, you afraid of mama? - Last chance, fellas. 683 01:27:22,292 --> 01:27:26,797 I'm going. I'm going up to bed. Last chance, fellas. 684 01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:30,926 I'm all on fire! I'm all on fire! 685 01:27:34,221 --> 01:27:36,640 Where the hell do you think you are? It's not your home. 686 01:27:36,682 --> 01:27:39,851 All I want is one good man. 687 01:27:39,935 --> 01:27:43,939 Come on! I'm Spanish and hot. 688 01:27:44,022 --> 01:27:45,983 Come on, men, move it! 689 01:27:52,447 --> 01:27:53,615 Come on! 690 01:27:53,699 --> 01:27:55,158 Come on! 691 01:27:56,576 --> 01:27:58,829 Oh, my babies, shame on you! 692 01:27:58,870 --> 01:28:04,042 Who nailed your feet to the floor? Dad! See if I got something in my eye. 693 01:28:04,126 --> 01:28:07,462 Where's my nice little sailor? Who's gonna ride my ship? 694 01:28:07,504 --> 01:28:10,215 Where's my nice little sailor? 695 01:28:38,910 --> 01:28:42,247 I'm so excited, I can't even think straight! 696 01:28:42,331 --> 01:28:44,583 Take anyone you want. Come on and quit pretending. 697 01:28:44,666 --> 01:28:47,669 I've seen you here before, stupid. 698 01:28:47,711 --> 01:28:52,382 Gentlemen, shame on you for keeping all these beautiful ladies waiting. 699 01:28:53,216 --> 01:28:55,552 All clear! All clear! 700 01:29:04,227 --> 01:29:05,395 But I have to leave. 701 01:29:05,479 --> 01:29:09,274 No, you don't, not yet. I'm not losin' my job on account of you. 702 01:29:09,358 --> 01:29:11,276 Damn it! Some big wheel, I bet. 703 01:29:12,736 --> 01:29:15,572 Gentlemen, please remain where you are... 704 01:29:15,656 --> 01:29:17,741 and don't leave the room for the next five minutes. 705 01:29:17,824 --> 01:29:18,909 Thank you. 706 01:29:23,246 --> 01:29:24,665 I see. 707 01:29:26,083 --> 01:29:29,586 Ladies, upstairs to your rooms, please. 708 01:29:32,381 --> 01:29:35,759 Hurry up, please. Thank you. 709 01:29:35,842 --> 01:29:39,388 - Who's arrived, the mayor? - Who knows? Maybe it is. 710 01:29:39,429 --> 01:29:42,099 Maybe so, I don't know 711 01:29:42,182 --> 01:29:44,726 I don't know, maybe so 712 01:29:58,448 --> 01:30:02,369 Experience, my dear. That's what counts in life. 713 01:30:02,452 --> 01:30:06,665 If your son's experienced, he'll never have any problems. 714 01:30:06,748 --> 01:30:10,294 I think that dark guy wants you. 715 01:30:10,377 --> 01:30:12,421 But if he's not experienced... 716 01:30:12,504 --> 01:30:16,675 all he'll get is a royal screwing, right? 717 01:30:16,758 --> 01:30:19,761 It's so true. Dolores is always right. 718 01:30:19,845 --> 01:30:21,805 Not always, no. 719 01:30:45,662 --> 01:30:47,956 You are very beautiful, you know. 720 01:30:49,291 --> 01:30:50,959 Where are you from? 721 01:30:51,001 --> 01:30:52,502 Santa Maria la Bruna. 722 01:30:52,586 --> 01:30:55,464 - Where's that? - Near Pompeii. 723 01:30:55,505 --> 01:30:58,800 - Is that your son? - Yes, that's my son. 724 01:31:02,679 --> 01:31:05,432 But you... How long have you... 725 01:31:05,515 --> 01:31:07,476 Two years. 726 01:31:08,518 --> 01:31:12,356 Listen... I mean, how did you happen to... 727 01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:13,815 What the hell. 728 01:31:13,857 --> 01:31:16,693 I found myself alone, and Assuntina said, "Come with us. 729 01:31:16,735 --> 01:31:19,071 You'll like it, you'll see. I'll introduce you. " 730 01:31:19,154 --> 01:31:21,073 Lace me up? 731 01:31:23,075 --> 01:31:25,077 To tell the truth, I can't complain. 732 01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:27,913 The signora likes me and I've got everything I need. 733 01:31:31,291 --> 01:31:34,586 Does that mean you wouldn't want to leave this place? 734 01:31:34,670 --> 01:31:36,838 To do what? 735 01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:40,509 Haven't you ever fallen in love? Haven't you ever met someone... 736 01:31:40,550 --> 01:31:43,679 Sure I have. And this is the result. 737 01:31:45,138 --> 01:31:48,058 Listen. Couldn't we see each other sometime? 738 01:31:48,141 --> 01:31:50,102 Do you ever go out? 739 01:31:50,185 --> 01:31:52,521 Some morning, whenever you want... 740 01:31:52,562 --> 01:31:55,440 we could go to the beach for lunch. 741 01:31:57,317 --> 01:32:00,779 Really, I'd like to take you out. 742 01:32:00,862 --> 01:32:02,030 Let's make a date. 743 01:32:03,407 --> 01:32:07,035 Tomorrow, okay? Day after tomorrow? 744 01:32:15,210 --> 01:32:18,463 Perhaps you have heard of Princess Domitilla. 745 01:32:19,256 --> 01:32:21,383 Her mother Fabiola, her grandfather Eugenio... 746 01:32:21,466 --> 01:32:23,468 and her ancestors further back... 747 01:32:23,552 --> 01:32:26,763 were all born in this palazzo... 748 01:32:26,805 --> 01:32:28,765 where today Domitilla lives alone. 749 01:33:14,853 --> 01:33:17,189 Salvatore! Domenico! 750 01:33:18,357 --> 01:33:20,901 Can't you hear the carriage? He's arrived. 751 01:33:22,110 --> 01:33:23,528 Go. 752 01:33:35,832 --> 01:33:37,125 At last. 753 01:33:50,639 --> 01:33:54,643 Your Eminence! Thank you. Thank you so much. 754 01:33:54,726 --> 01:33:57,479 Princess Domitilla! There. There. 755 01:33:57,521 --> 01:34:00,607 How nice it is to see you all again. 756 01:34:02,150 --> 01:34:04,069 Good evening. 757 01:34:04,152 --> 01:34:07,614 I hope you are all well, with the grace of God. 758 01:34:11,118 --> 01:34:13,036 You must be Francesca, right? 759 01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:15,038 Yes, I'm Francesca, Your Eminence. 760 01:34:16,581 --> 01:34:18,709 Ah, my eyes aren't what they used to be. 761 01:34:18,792 --> 01:34:21,044 And is this little rascal still causing his mother trouble? 762 01:34:21,086 --> 01:34:23,422 It's not true. How can you say that? 763 01:34:23,505 --> 01:34:26,633 But of course, I was only joking. Well, isn't it little Filippo! 764 01:34:26,717 --> 01:34:30,637 Remember when you used to drink the wine out of the ampullae? 765 01:34:30,721 --> 01:34:34,224 And who are these little devils? Augustarello's children, eh? 766 01:34:34,308 --> 01:34:37,185 How do you do? We already met. 767 01:34:37,227 --> 01:34:39,354 I gave you your first Communion. 768 01:34:39,396 --> 01:34:41,356 This little blond boy I've never seen. 769 01:34:41,398 --> 01:34:43,025 - What's your name? - Giulio. 770 01:34:43,066 --> 01:34:46,862 Are you good? I bet only when you're asleep. 771 01:34:47,904 --> 01:34:50,240 And now off to bed, eh? 772 01:34:50,324 --> 01:34:53,493 Good night, children, and God bless you. 773 01:34:53,577 --> 01:34:54,870 Good night, Your Eminence. 774 01:34:54,911 --> 01:34:57,497 If Your Eminence will come this way. 775 01:34:57,581 --> 01:35:00,042 My friends! Please sit down. 776 01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:04,171 Ah, yes, why, even today there was an audience with people... 777 01:35:04,254 --> 01:35:07,924 who want to tell the Pope how to run the church. 778 01:35:09,384 --> 01:35:11,720 What can you do? Be patient, I suppose. 779 01:35:11,762 --> 01:35:14,348 "Fire's for burning and patience for learning"... 780 01:35:14,431 --> 01:35:16,141 as we say in Rome. 781 01:35:22,731 --> 01:35:26,860 I remember your grandfather. He was a good man, Don Eugenio. 782 01:35:28,445 --> 01:35:32,199 My compliments. 783 01:35:32,282 --> 01:35:33,992 Please! Please! 784 01:35:34,076 --> 01:35:35,494 My friends. 785 01:35:35,577 --> 01:35:37,913 - Please sit down. - Thank you. 786 01:35:42,292 --> 01:35:45,796 Peppino, Gervasio, you may begin serving. 787 01:35:45,879 --> 01:35:48,090 Ah, you've finally arrived! 788 01:35:48,131 --> 01:35:49,758 What would you like, Your Eminence? 789 01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:54,054 - A mint to freshen my mouth, thank you. - Ah, a mint. I knew it. 790 01:35:54,137 --> 01:35:56,056 Here we are. 791 01:35:59,559 --> 01:36:01,478 - Your Excellency. - Why not? 792 01:36:01,561 --> 01:36:03,480 Thank you. I'd love one. 793 01:36:03,563 --> 01:36:05,774 - What would you like, Monsignor? - Monsignor! 794 01:36:05,816 --> 01:36:10,612 I must tell you that when I was little, I was quite a mischief maker. 795 01:36:10,654 --> 01:36:12,155 What did he say? 796 01:36:12,239 --> 01:36:13,699 He said when he was young, he was a rascal. 797 01:36:13,782 --> 01:36:16,994 Mama used to make a liqueur just like this for the guests... 798 01:36:17,035 --> 01:36:20,622 and she would have to hide it from me. 799 01:36:20,664 --> 01:36:25,961 The minute she wasn't there, I'd climb up and drink it out of the bottle. 800 01:36:27,462 --> 01:36:29,381 Your Eminence, I can't believe it. 801 01:36:29,464 --> 01:36:31,967 I'm sure that even as a baby, you were a saint. 802 01:36:34,177 --> 01:36:36,888 A long life to His Eminence. 803 01:36:46,148 --> 01:36:48,525 How much time has passed. 804 01:36:48,609 --> 01:36:51,820 Everything seems so far away, so different. 805 01:36:51,862 --> 01:36:55,991 I'm sorry to leave this life in a city which is no longer home. 806 01:36:56,033 --> 01:36:58,493 The Rome I knew was different. 807 01:36:58,535 --> 01:37:01,663 People were nicer, more respectful. 808 01:37:01,705 --> 01:37:03,707 Everyone knew everyone else. 809 01:37:03,749 --> 01:37:06,752 Monsignors, cardinals, the Pope. 810 01:37:06,835 --> 01:37:09,755 They were all either friends or relatives. 811 01:37:12,215 --> 01:37:16,011 Friendship with the church has been lost. 812 01:37:16,053 --> 01:37:18,931 The marvelous balls... 813 01:37:19,014 --> 01:37:21,266 in villas and palazzos... 814 01:37:22,726 --> 01:37:27,105 with all those cardinals dressed in red wandering about the house. 815 01:37:27,189 --> 01:37:32,444 It was like living in a painting and at Christmas. 816 01:37:32,527 --> 01:37:35,656 Now, why should I suddenly remember that? 817 01:37:35,739 --> 01:37:38,200 The little presents Monsignor Altieri would give me. 818 01:37:38,241 --> 01:37:40,202 Wax statuettes... 819 01:37:40,243 --> 01:37:45,332 crosses out of woven straw and a lot of velvet for the toy manger. 820 01:37:45,415 --> 01:37:47,626 And all of it gone, lost over the years. 821 01:37:47,709 --> 01:37:51,672 Who knows where all those little wax statues have gone? 822 01:38:11,441 --> 01:38:14,403 The following presentation of ecclesiastical fashions. 823 01:38:14,486 --> 01:38:17,948 Welcome His Eminence and our other illustrious guests. 824 01:39:08,665 --> 01:39:10,292 Model No. 1: 825 01:39:10,375 --> 01:39:13,962 habit in black satin, along traditional lines, for novices. 826 01:39:18,216 --> 01:39:22,596 The same model may be done in another type of fabric... 827 01:39:22,679 --> 01:39:25,891 such as silk or wool, according to the season. 828 01:39:25,974 --> 01:39:29,227 The boots are in leather and suede in two colors. 829 01:39:29,311 --> 01:39:33,106 Navy blue and black for harsher climates. 830 01:39:51,541 --> 01:39:54,461 Model No. 2: tourterelles immaculees. 831 01:39:54,544 --> 01:39:56,964 Starched cap with flexible wings. 832 01:39:57,047 --> 01:40:00,008 Useful also for interiors with poor air circulation. 833 01:40:15,148 --> 01:40:19,403 Model No. 3: little sisters of the purgatory's temptation. 834 01:40:33,166 --> 01:40:37,421 The world must follow the church and not vice versa. 835 01:40:37,462 --> 01:40:39,589 And now for the more casual models: 836 01:40:39,673 --> 01:40:42,092 quicker to paradise! 837 01:41:19,296 --> 01:41:23,759 Here you have Model No. 6 for country priests. 838 01:41:42,653 --> 01:41:46,782 Sacristan variations for first-class ceremonies. 839 01:42:25,946 --> 01:42:30,158 The sacerdotal vestments have passed through evolution: 840 01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:32,869 Anitto, viviale... 841 01:42:32,953 --> 01:42:35,622 "cotta, vianita" and "casula. " 842 01:42:35,706 --> 01:42:39,084 All types of vestments are made today of very light fabrics... 843 01:42:39,167 --> 01:42:42,087 in the most brilliant colors, which don't fade. 844 01:46:39,616 --> 01:46:41,243 He's come back! 845 01:46:41,285 --> 01:46:44,663 He's with us once again. Our Pope! The Holy Father. 846 01:46:53,130 --> 01:46:55,591 Don't ever leave us! Don't ever leave us! 847 01:46:58,135 --> 01:47:00,929 Come back, come back. 848 01:48:01,156 --> 01:48:03,283 One, two... 849 01:48:03,367 --> 01:48:05,494 three, go! 850 01:48:29,518 --> 01:48:34,273 Balloons! Balloons! All colors and shapes. 851 01:48:38,318 --> 01:48:40,946 First he has a drink before he eats an egg... 852 01:48:41,029 --> 01:48:43,615 then he has a drink while he's eating the egg... 853 01:48:43,699 --> 01:48:46,118 and now he wants a drink because he's eaten an egg! 854 01:48:46,201 --> 01:48:47,536 Jesus! 855 01:48:47,577 --> 01:48:50,038 Won't he get sick from all those eggs? 856 01:48:53,959 --> 01:48:57,963 Balloons for you. For children and for grown-ups too. 857 01:49:02,593 --> 01:49:06,138 - What the hell do you want? - Go on, it's red! 858 01:49:07,431 --> 01:49:10,392 They're makin' their movie all over the place... 859 01:49:10,434 --> 01:49:12,394 but not paying anybody. 860 01:49:16,481 --> 01:49:20,902 This pork's from genuine Ariccia pig! How 'bout a slice? 861 01:49:20,944 --> 01:49:25,115 "Rooky" here! "Rooky" here! "Leal" silk! "Pletty sirk scalf!" 862 01:49:25,198 --> 01:49:27,367 "Pletty sirk scalf. " 863 01:49:27,451 --> 01:49:29,786 Hey, Brit, they sell pork sandwiches in Germany? 864 01:49:39,254 --> 01:49:43,175 Aw, leave Grandpa alone! Let him sleep. Why bring him along? 865 01:49:55,979 --> 01:49:59,316 Hey, Torquato! Some gasoline! 866 01:49:59,358 --> 01:50:00,817 Gasoline. 867 01:50:08,283 --> 01:50:11,328 Antique paintings. Fancy frames! 868 01:50:12,996 --> 01:50:14,957 Very cheap! 869 01:50:15,040 --> 01:50:18,085 I'm going back to the cemetery tomorrow. Wanna come? 870 01:50:18,168 --> 01:50:20,379 They gave him a nice spot, you know. Really sunny! 871 01:50:38,855 --> 01:50:41,191 Hey, deadheads! Where you going? 872 01:50:41,233 --> 01:50:43,235 Why don't you come here and eat? 873 01:50:43,318 --> 01:50:46,405 Hey, shorty, where you gonna feed her? 874 01:50:46,488 --> 01:50:50,492 Your wife! Well, come on over then and buy her a decent meal for a change. 875 01:51:21,982 --> 01:51:24,651 Checco! It stinks like hell over here! 876 01:51:24,735 --> 01:51:28,322 Did you have to give us a table next to the manhole? 877 01:51:28,405 --> 01:51:31,158 It's not true! That's the smell of history, honey, centuries. 878 01:51:31,241 --> 01:51:34,244 You shit! You shit! I'll slit your belly open. 879 01:51:34,328 --> 01:51:38,206 You always believe everything that dumb bitch tells you? 880 01:51:42,127 --> 01:51:45,756 There! It's Gore Vidal, the American writer. Let's ask him. 881 01:51:45,839 --> 01:51:47,424 Good evening, Mr. Vidal. 882 01:51:47,507 --> 01:51:50,052 Mind if we disturb you for just two minutes? 883 01:51:53,305 --> 01:51:58,727 Well, you ask me why an American writer would want to live in Rome. 884 01:51:58,810 --> 01:52:01,229 First of all, because I like the Romans. 885 01:52:01,313 --> 01:52:04,149 They don't give a damn whether you're dead or alive. 886 01:52:04,191 --> 01:52:06,735 They're neutral, like the cats! 887 01:52:06,818 --> 01:52:09,071 Rome is the city of illusions. 888 01:52:09,154 --> 01:52:12,783 Not only by chance, you have here the church, the government, the cinema. 889 01:52:12,824 --> 01:52:15,911 They each produce illusions... 890 01:52:15,994 --> 01:52:18,330 like you do and like I do. 891 01:52:18,372 --> 01:52:21,583 We're getting closer and closer to the end of the world... 892 01:52:21,667 --> 01:52:24,336 because of too many people. 893 01:52:24,419 --> 01:52:26,838 Too many cars, poisons. 894 01:52:26,922 --> 01:52:31,093 And what better city than Rome, which has been reborn so often? 895 01:52:31,176 --> 01:52:33,345 What place could be more peaceful... 896 01:52:33,428 --> 01:52:37,140 to wait for the end from pollution and overpopulation? 897 01:52:37,224 --> 01:52:41,061 It's the ideal city for waiting to see if it will really come to an end or not. 898 01:52:41,144 --> 01:52:42,980 To the end! 899 01:53:01,206 --> 01:53:03,542 Get out! Clear the piazza! 900 01:53:03,625 --> 01:53:05,544 Why? We weren't bothering anybody! 901 01:53:05,627 --> 01:53:07,796 Hurry up! Move! Move! Move! 902 01:53:14,303 --> 01:53:16,722 If you don't mind, I would like to say this: 903 01:53:16,805 --> 01:53:20,809 Despite the recent and incredibly permissive laws... 904 01:53:20,892 --> 01:53:24,062 which protect the guilty man more than the innocent... 905 01:53:24,146 --> 01:53:27,733 the restraining measures of our police force are successful... 906 01:53:27,816 --> 01:53:31,361 in keeping at an acceptable minimum the outbreak of delinquency... 907 01:53:31,403 --> 01:53:35,157 in a city, or in a society, where protest movements, drugs... 908 01:53:35,240 --> 01:53:37,701 and a desire for wealth... 909 01:53:37,743 --> 01:53:41,163 are actually regarded as legitimate goals. 910 01:53:41,246 --> 01:53:44,541 They were minding their own business. You have no right to beat them! 911 01:53:44,583 --> 01:53:46,793 I'm a witness! Have you gone mad? I'm a teacher, I'll have you know. 912 01:53:46,877 --> 01:53:50,589 They've turned our piazzas and monuments into a garbage dump. 913 01:53:50,672 --> 01:53:53,800 Right! All they think about is sex. 914 01:53:53,884 --> 01:53:56,678 Don't worry, madam. They're not really hurting them, believe me. 915 01:54:00,933 --> 01:54:04,269 He's beating the hell out of him! He's killing him. 916 01:54:16,949 --> 01:54:19,993 - Hey, punchy! - You clowns! 917 01:54:20,077 --> 01:54:25,540 You fightin' or dancin'? I think they're engaged. 918 01:54:52,985 --> 01:54:56,989 You're nobody! You're nobody! 919 01:54:57,072 --> 01:55:00,701 You're just a lucky son of a bitch, that's all! 920 01:55:00,784 --> 01:55:03,203 He's a champion! He could kill all of you. 921 01:55:03,287 --> 01:55:05,622 He's a real champ! 922 01:55:07,791 --> 01:55:10,544 The camera. Somebody swiped the camera! 923 01:55:12,379 --> 01:55:14,715 Somebody stole the camera! 924 01:56:01,428 --> 01:56:06,099 This lady you see walking home along the wall of an old patrician palazzo... 925 01:56:06,183 --> 01:56:08,435 ...is a Roman actress: Anna Magnani. 926 01:56:08,518 --> 01:56:11,396 In a way, she's a symbol of the city itself. 927 01:56:11,438 --> 01:56:12,522 What am I? 928 01:56:12,606 --> 01:56:15,359 Rome: She-wolf and vestal virgin, noblewoman and fishwife... 929 01:56:15,442 --> 01:56:17,527 somber and festive. 930 01:56:17,611 --> 01:56:19,571 I could go on until tomorrow morning. 931 01:56:19,613 --> 01:56:22,199 You better go home and get some sleep, Federico! 932 01:56:22,282 --> 01:56:26,244 - Can I ask you a question? - No, I don't trust you. Ciao! 933 01:56:26,286 --> 01:56:27,746 Good night.