1 00:00:15,496 --> 00:00:21,909 COME HAVE COFFEE WITH US 2 00:03:30,290 --> 00:03:32,838 EXEMPLARY FATHER AND TOWNS PERSON 3 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:34,627 EMINENT NATURALIST 4 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:41,016 LAID TO REST BY HIS INCONSOLABLE DAUGHTERS 5 00:03:42,137 --> 00:03:44,402 One year has already passed. 6 00:03:45,522 --> 00:03:47,177 Yet it seems like yesterday. 7 00:03:49,259 --> 00:03:50,205 Poor Father. 8 00:04:10,495 --> 00:04:12,857 For a man, a real man like me, 9 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,772 this is the perfect age. 10 00:04:14,869 --> 00:04:17,134 No more searching for adventures. 11 00:04:17,232 --> 00:04:19,562 At my age, as Mantegazza says, 12 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,826 a man needs three things: 13 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:25,236 caresses, warmth, and comfort. 14 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:27,667 And ifs not easy. 15 00:04:28,664 --> 00:04:30,548 A gentleman with the ladies. 16 00:04:31,858 --> 00:04:34,155 Serious approach to work. No compromises. 17 00:04:34,252 --> 00:04:36,037 Not overly confidential with others. 18 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:38,684 Seldom but select public relations. 19 00:04:38,947 --> 00:04:40,982 Broaden one's own horizons. 20 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:42,579 No bar. 21 00:04:42,747 --> 00:04:43,825 No club. 22 00:04:43,928 --> 00:04:44,875 A little church. 23 00:04:45,621 --> 00:04:47,243 Good physical condition. 24 00:04:47,346 --> 00:04:49,130 Good moral condition. 25 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,486 Within one month PH get myself sorted out. 26 00:05:22,728 --> 00:05:24,763 PAOLO MANTEGAZZA THE PHYSIOLOGY OF PLEASURE 27 00:08:53,552 --> 00:08:55,719 - Good Morning, ladies. - Good morning. 28 00:08:56,649 --> 00:08:59,262 Paolino, your shop is near their house, tell us: 29 00:08:59,363 --> 00:09:02,008 the mourning period is over. What'll they do with all that money? 30 00:09:02,110 --> 00:09:03,634 They definitely have a lot of it. 31 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,996 - Ladies. - Good morning. 32 00:09:07,858 --> 00:09:09,676 - Good morning, accountant. - Good morning. 33 00:09:09,774 --> 00:09:12,190 Even now that their father isn't here to look out for them... 34 00:09:12,297 --> 00:09:14,180 they're always alone, always by themselves. 35 00:09:14,468 --> 00:09:16,885 From house to church, from church to house. 36 00:09:17,374 --> 00:09:19,344 - Let's go for a coffee. - Sure. 37 00:09:40,526 --> 00:09:43,835 LEGAL COUNSEL 38 00:10:03,454 --> 00:10:06,415 Chicken coup, nice big trees in the garden. 39 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,338 They're wealthy all right. 40 00:10:08,436 --> 00:10:10,407 I'll definitely find warmth and comfort here. 41 00:10:10,511 --> 00:10:13,255 We'll have to see about everything else. 42 00:10:45,766 --> 00:10:48,955 He just uses eggs as an excuse to enjoy himself. 43 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:53,586 REGISTRY OFFICE MEZZANINE 44 00:10:53,685 --> 00:10:55,024 TAX OFFICE FIRST FLOOR 45 00:10:55,537 --> 00:10:58,215 - Good morning, accountant. - Good morning, everyone. 46 00:10:58,315 --> 00:11:00,286 - A model professional, isn't he? - Yes. And very punctual. 47 00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:09,133 Tons of smuggled cigarettes pass through the Alpine valleys, 48 00:11:10,131 --> 00:11:12,493 and I go to the smoke shop. 49 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:14,179 Some idiot! 50 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,040 Sure, reforms! 51 00:11:18,466 --> 00:11:21,307 But first one must have a political conscience. 52 00:11:21,851 --> 00:11:25,041 What good are the Cuirassiers' Regiment anyway? 53 00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:29,668 Who knows if the Luino water is infected or not? 54 00:11:30,569 --> 00:11:32,027 Mazzola or Rivera? 55 00:11:32,165 --> 00:11:34,462 A truly unsolvable problem. 56 00:11:35,997 --> 00:11:38,164 Might as well get to work. 57 00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:53,495 INHERITORS 58 00:12:14,744 --> 00:12:15,877 May I? 59 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,165 Come in. 60 00:12:23,938 --> 00:12:26,122 - Please, have a seat. - Thank you. 61 00:12:26,951 --> 00:12:30,745 I have a letter of recommendation from Senator Ciappinelli. 62 00:12:31,771 --> 00:12:33,695 A confidential letter. 63 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,231 I'll read it later. 64 00:12:36,337 --> 00:12:37,375 Ciappinelli! 65 00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:39,275 I understood. 66 00:12:40,109 --> 00:12:42,423 Perhaps I'd better come back another day. 67 00:12:42,519 --> 00:12:45,395 Yes, you'd better, and without a letter of recommendation. 68 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,765 Good bye. 69 00:12:50,732 --> 00:12:52,721 They still don't know me here. 70 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:54,938 MINISTRY OF FINANCE 71 00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:57,158 NOTIFICATION OF TAX INSPECTION 72 00:13:00,308 --> 00:13:01,378 Miss? 73 00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:03,376 Miss? 74 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,336 - What is it? - Those vases there, you said... 75 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:09,592 - What did I say? -Those up there. 76 00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:11,466 You wanted them taken down. 77 00:13:11,786 --> 00:13:14,284 - Wait. It's better if I get them. -As you like. 78 00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:25,410 Here. 79 00:13:26,658 --> 00:13:27,955 Oh, yes. 80 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:54,931 Miss! 81 00:13:55,227 --> 00:13:56,459 What's wrong, Miss? 82 00:13:58,397 --> 00:14:00,290 Should I call your sisters? 83 00:14:00,427 --> 00:14:02,134 You idiot, let go of me! 84 00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:03,466 But what's wrong? 85 00:14:08,703 --> 00:14:10,000 Les amoreux. 86 00:14:15,393 --> 00:14:16,625 What's wrong, Miss? 87 00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:19,321 What's happened? Do you feel ill? 88 00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:26,929 - Would you like a chamomile tea, Miss? - No! 89 00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:29,496 I don't know why she's angry with me! 90 00:14:30,075 --> 00:14:32,442 - What's wrong with her? - I don't know. 91 00:14:32,547 --> 00:14:34,568 Maybe she's in love, and why not? 92 00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:36,250 Don't talk nonsense. 93 00:14:36,638 --> 00:14:38,086 Les amoreux. 94 00:14:56,423 --> 00:14:57,343 Hello? 95 00:14:57,628 --> 00:15:00,536 Fr. Casimiro, it's Tarsilla Tettamanzi. I want to confess. 96 00:15:01,053 --> 00:15:02,090 Over the telephone? 97 00:15:02,511 --> 00:15:05,830 It's very important. I want to confess immediately, Fr. Casimiro. 98 00:15:05,936 --> 00:15:07,958 I'm in my poor late father's study. 99 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,573 Nobody can hear me. 100 00:15:12,722 --> 00:15:14,430 Now, I'm ready. 101 00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:17,064 - You can't over the telephone. - Father, I've sinned... 102 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,609 - No! - I've had desires. 103 00:15:18,905 --> 00:15:20,829 That's not so serious. 104 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:24,636 I think I'm having a strong hormonal reawakening. 105 00:15:24,897 --> 00:15:26,195 Men look at me. 106 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,632 I have to do something quickly, punish myself. 107 00:15:29,019 --> 00:15:31,452 Punish yourself, what? Why? 108 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,643 You haven't sinned. 109 00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:36,242 I can only absolve sins, not plans to sin! 110 00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:38,214 But this is an exceptional case. 111 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:41,758 They all touch me. I feel like I've got a body. 112 00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:45,024 No, let me decide. This is my field of work. 113 00:15:45,128 --> 00:15:47,625 I mean, I've heard a lot of confessions. 114 00:15:47,727 --> 00:15:50,798 These things happen. Take a sedative. 115 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,202 Drink some camomile tea. 116 00:17:48,473 --> 00:17:51,294 The braised beef was made with cheap wine... 117 00:17:52,753 --> 00:17:54,645 and not with Gattinara. 118 00:17:55,226 --> 00:17:57,150 Tell the cook. 119 00:17:58,238 --> 00:18:00,671 All right, Mr. Paronzini, 120 00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:02,894 I'll make sure to tell him. 121 00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:06,604 Have a nice weekend, Mr. Paronzini. 122 00:18:27,632 --> 00:18:30,421 - What a nice sunny day. -Yes. 123 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,846 One can experience extremely pleasurable sensations 124 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:46,590 by creating friction between one object and another. 125 00:18:48,242 --> 00:18:51,214 To this end, an infinity of pleasure is to be had 126 00:18:51,603 --> 00:18:56,825 by cutting the flesh of a pumpkin into slices with a very sharp knife 127 00:18:56,931 --> 00:19:00,509 or hammering a nail into a metallic sheet. 128 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,897 Mantegazza was phenomenal. 129 00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:11,576 Excuse me... 130 00:19:11,738 --> 00:19:13,576 A box of lubricated condoms. 131 00:19:26,704 --> 00:19:29,493 - Is the baby's bottle for you? - No! 132 00:19:52,135 --> 00:19:54,351 - Take off your knickers. -Already? 133 00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:58,123 Not the suspenders. Slowly, slowly. 134 00:19:59,617 --> 00:20:01,542 - You're so sensitive! - That's it. 135 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:04,554 And dirty minded too! What have you planned today? 136 00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:07,635 Take off your tights. Stay that way. 137 00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:11,629 - Put one leg on the bed. - You're so complicated. 138 00:20:12,396 --> 00:20:13,531 Like that. 139 00:20:14,901 --> 00:20:17,182 - Now turn over. - No, not that. 140 00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:20,597 - Lift one leg. - Oh, all right then. 141 00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:22,854 - Now lift the other one. - How can I? 142 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:23,710 That's it. 143 00:20:24,762 --> 00:20:29,194 I like everything about you everything, everything, everything... 144 00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:35,415 Who would have thought 145 00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:40,101 that a love like this 146 00:20:42,392 --> 00:20:45,873 ran out of time 147 00:20:46,799 --> 00:20:48,691 still so strong... 148 00:20:50,986 --> 00:20:55,645 I like everything about you everything, everything, everything! 149 00:20:56,312 --> 00:20:57,922 Everything! Everything! 150 00:21:11,373 --> 00:21:13,016 Excuse me, may I ask you? 151 00:21:13,118 --> 00:21:15,106 I'm sorry, everyone's gone. The office is closed. 152 00:21:15,211 --> 00:21:16,129 I know I'm late... 153 00:21:16,224 --> 00:21:19,803 but I received this notification of tax inspection only yesterday. 154 00:21:22,725 --> 00:21:24,844 Goodness, that's a fine sum. 155 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,477 Tettamanzi, Fortunata. ls that you? 156 00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:32,265 No, I'm Tettamanzi, Tarsilla. I mean Tarsilla Tettamanzi. 157 00:21:34,077 --> 00:21:36,196 - I'm Emerenziano Paronzini. - Emerenziano? 158 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,150 Exactly. 159 00:21:37,723 --> 00:21:38,955 Pleased to meet you. 160 00:21:39,054 --> 00:21:42,319 It's for our inheritance. An old house with a small garden. 161 00:21:42,415 --> 00:21:45,518 We're three sisters who live happily together. 162 00:21:47,394 --> 00:21:49,956 - I could give you some advice. - What did you say? 163 00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:53,918 I said, I could give you some advice. 164 00:21:54,686 --> 00:21:56,675 But this isn't the place nor the time. 165 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,782 Come have coffee with us. 166 00:22:01,757 --> 00:22:04,124 No. I can't today. 167 00:22:05,816 --> 00:22:08,216 Perhaps Sunday, in the afternoon. All right? 168 00:22:08,322 --> 00:22:11,164 All right. I'll see you then. 169 00:23:46,236 --> 00:23:48,290 - Caterina? - Yes, Miss. 170 00:23:50,961 --> 00:23:53,210 - Is this all right? -Yes. 171 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,602 Take out the Baroque coffee set. 172 00:23:56,953 --> 00:23:59,646 - The one that poor Father liked. -Very well. 173 00:23:59,743 --> 00:24:02,209 Look at how you're dressed. Are you mad? 174 00:24:02,312 --> 00:24:06,842 - All the girls her age dress like that. - Not in our house. 175 00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:14,801 Seven of hearts, ace of spades, the king of diamonds... 176 00:24:14,901 --> 00:24:16,511 and the three of clubs makes six. 177 00:24:16,613 --> 00:24:17,746 I've got two hearts left... 178 00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:19,525 - and the three of diamonds. - Only one heart! 179 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,219 Anyway, three and two is five. 180 00:24:33,482 --> 00:24:35,827 What does he think he's doing? 181 00:24:35,923 --> 00:24:37,534 He's going to see the Tettamanzi girls. 182 00:24:37,635 --> 00:24:40,328 Sure, but there's someone else after them, 183 00:24:40,425 --> 00:24:43,053 and he's smarter than that idiot. 184 00:24:44,073 --> 00:24:47,391 So that's the great bit of business you were telling me about! 185 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,932 Such an idea, having a man in the house! 186 00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:51,899 Poor Father would never have allowed it. 187 00:24:51,999 --> 00:24:53,512 Poor Father is dead! 188 00:24:53,711 --> 00:24:54,846 And we're alive. 189 00:24:54,948 --> 00:24:57,824 - And they want to ruin us with taxes. - Ruin us? 190 00:24:57,928 --> 00:25:01,474 Don't you get it? They'll take everything from us, and he can help. 191 00:25:07,092 --> 00:25:08,800 Where's the fire? 192 00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:11,591 Caterina, open the door. 193 00:25:15,717 --> 00:25:16,754 Good afternoon. 194 00:25:16,859 --> 00:25:18,879 Do the Tettamanzis live here? 195 00:25:19,173 --> 00:25:20,719 Yes, they do. 196 00:25:25,325 --> 00:25:28,081 - Please follow me. - Thank you. 197 00:25:29,383 --> 00:25:32,421 It's a nice big garden, with good solid buildings. 198 00:25:32,521 --> 00:25:33,592 Yes. 199 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:36,478 Cast iron steps. 200 00:25:39,308 --> 00:25:41,362 - Nice to see you again. - It's very kind of you to come. 201 00:25:41,464 --> 00:25:44,059 Please come in and meet my sisters. 202 00:25:44,318 --> 00:25:45,897 - Fortunata. - It's a pleasure. 203 00:25:45,998 --> 00:25:48,691 - Emerenziano Paronzini. -And Camilla. 204 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,178 My pleasure. 205 00:25:50,976 --> 00:25:52,587 - Give those to me. - Thank you. 206 00:25:52,688 --> 00:25:56,742 - Tarsilla told us how kind you were. - It's just my nature. 207 00:25:57,793 --> 00:26:01,080 Please don't fuss over me. Thank you, I'll do it myself. 208 00:26:01,567 --> 00:26:04,194 - This way please. - Thank you very much. 209 00:26:04,959 --> 00:26:06,700 - Please. - Thank you. 210 00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:12,152 It's difficult to find a good maid these days. 211 00:26:12,443 --> 00:26:15,675 It's true. It's better not to need anyone, ever. 212 00:26:15,771 --> 00:26:18,301 One should live in a hotel, or in a residence like I do. 213 00:26:18,404 --> 00:26:20,296 And the money, away to Switzerland. 214 00:26:20,401 --> 00:26:24,046 We're lucky to have Caterina. She was born in this house. 215 00:26:24,809 --> 00:26:28,895 Her mother was our maid too. At least she's trustworthy. 216 00:26:28,994 --> 00:26:30,951 That's a good thing to have. 217 00:27:06,823 --> 00:27:09,190 Lovely weather for this time of the year. 218 00:27:10,216 --> 00:27:11,544 Yes, but it won't last. 219 00:27:11,642 --> 00:27:14,203 Water, rain, wind, that's my forecast. 220 00:27:14,306 --> 00:27:15,375 Coffee? 221 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:17,602 Thank you, but I have one a day at most. 222 00:27:17,698 --> 00:27:20,541 And this would be my second, but I'll make an exception. 223 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:23,175 - Very good, Caterina. - Here she is. 224 00:27:23,279 --> 00:27:25,268 Place it here. I'll serve. 225 00:27:25,371 --> 00:27:26,701 - Shall I help you, Camilla? - No. 226 00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:30,378 We make coffee in this pot that Father bought in Turkey. 227 00:27:30,699 --> 00:27:32,784 On one of his trips on the Orient Express. 228 00:27:33,299 --> 00:27:37,570 Father always went to Constantinople, but we never understood why. 229 00:27:37,770 --> 00:27:40,559 Who knows if you'll like this coffee, it has a strange smell. 230 00:27:40,656 --> 00:27:42,493 - I like it. -So do I. 231 00:27:42,843 --> 00:27:44,075 Another? 232 00:27:46,870 --> 00:27:48,795 No coffee for you, Camilla. You're too sensitive. 233 00:27:49,439 --> 00:27:50,951 Let her have some. 234 00:27:52,863 --> 00:27:54,538 Careful, it's very hot! 235 00:28:04,911 --> 00:28:07,733 - A noble family? -Yes, it's a three quarters. 236 00:28:07,829 --> 00:28:08,899 Originally from Luino? 237 00:28:09,002 --> 00:28:11,878 In truth poor Father was originally from Cogliuno. 238 00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:14,804 - Lower Cogliuno? - Oh no, Upper Cogliuno! 239 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,051 Ah yes, the two Cogliuno. I see. 240 00:28:17,151 --> 00:28:19,205 - And you, Mr. Paronzini? - Me? 241 00:28:19,434 --> 00:28:20,980 I'm from Galliate Lombardo. 242 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,758 My family originally came from Buguggiate. 243 00:28:22,859 --> 00:28:26,058 But because of work... Well, I've moved about a bit. 244 00:28:26,156 --> 00:28:28,816 Two years in Saronno. Three in Arcumeggia. Four in Varese. 245 00:28:29,010 --> 00:28:32,210 And now two months here in Luino. 246 00:28:32,308 --> 00:28:35,313 - A nomadic life. - One transfer after another. 247 00:28:35,415 --> 00:28:36,140 Yes. 248 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,521 But I've decided, no more traveling. 249 00:28:38,618 --> 00:28:39,947 I can believe it. 250 00:28:40,045 --> 00:28:43,721 After my last promotion, I'm the vice head of the department, 251 00:28:43,817 --> 00:28:45,266 I've decided to stop moving. 252 00:28:45,563 --> 00:28:46,795 It's time to put down some roots, 253 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:49,618 cultivate myself, and possibly bear some fruit. 254 00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:52,210 Excuse me. 255 00:28:52,443 --> 00:28:54,313 I suffer from a stiff leg. 256 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,886 However, if I'm not mistaken, you need some help with your taxes? 257 00:29:01,986 --> 00:29:02,959 - That's right. -A little. 258 00:29:03,064 --> 00:29:04,837 Let's see then. 259 00:29:07,219 --> 00:29:08,484 - Please have a seat. - A pastry? 260 00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:11,652 No, thank you. I've declared war on carbohydrates. 261 00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:18,086 Let's have a look at the Tettamanzi family's inherited estate. 262 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,752 Tarsilla, Camilla and Fortunata. 263 00:29:20,917 --> 00:29:22,278 Let's get a pen. 264 00:29:28,813 --> 00:29:30,011 There we are. 265 00:29:31,253 --> 00:29:38,098 So, 123,000,000 plus the 7 percent, equal to 8,610,000, 266 00:29:38,197 --> 00:29:40,727 a tax rate of 12 percent... 267 00:29:43,207 --> 00:29:49,412 15,793,200, with 935,000 in deductions. 268 00:29:49,898 --> 00:29:52,805 That's a total of 14,858,200... 269 00:29:53,101 --> 00:29:55,446 divided by 2, plus the additional 5 percent. 270 00:29:55,542 --> 00:29:58,894 121,931,000 plus... 271 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:04,134 60,964,728... 272 00:30:04,230 --> 00:30:07,710 12, 34, 6, 12... 273 00:30:08,859 --> 00:30:10,816 Your debts are increasing every day, 274 00:30:11,175 --> 00:30:14,018 and they're due to be paid off very soon. 275 00:30:14,123 --> 00:30:16,113 You see, he's still in there. 276 00:30:16,216 --> 00:30:17,577 - I'm off, goodbye. - Bye. 277 00:30:18,245 --> 00:30:20,017 Bloody hell! 278 00:30:34,353 --> 00:30:37,770 The harp, a sublime instrument. 279 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,990 Who plays it? 280 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:42,531 - She does. -Yes, I do. 281 00:30:42,628 --> 00:30:44,498 - My compliments. - Thank you. 282 00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:46,962 - I must go now. - Thank you for everything. 283 00:30:48,590 --> 00:30:50,361 Mr. Paronzini. 284 00:30:52,282 --> 00:30:54,387 It was very nice to meet you. 285 00:30:54,554 --> 00:30:57,489 If you'd like to come back next Sunday, perhaps for lunch? 286 00:30:57,594 --> 00:31:01,107 We can show our appeal and you can tell us if it's all right. 287 00:31:01,243 --> 00:31:02,704 Yes, perhaps. 288 00:31:03,163 --> 00:31:05,552 - I will accompany you. -Thank you. 289 00:31:07,515 --> 00:31:09,522 Don't worry about that, I'll do it. 290 00:31:09,722 --> 00:31:11,064 Your hat. 291 00:31:11,706 --> 00:31:13,397 - Goodbye. - Goodbye once again. 292 00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:14,643 This way. 293 00:31:17,369 --> 00:31:20,982 What a distinguished man. He seems like a Swiss man. 294 00:31:21,082 --> 00:31:22,838 He has a bad leg. 295 00:31:22,938 --> 00:31:25,786 - But he's a handsome man. - Get lost. 296 00:31:29,882 --> 00:31:33,559 Now that you've helped us, I'm sure everything will change. 297 00:31:37,371 --> 00:31:38,264 Miss Tarsilla... 298 00:31:39,834 --> 00:31:42,135 When two people have something in common... 299 00:31:42,394 --> 00:31:43,441 Yes? 300 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,295 It's better to be careful. 301 00:32:45,561 --> 00:32:48,016 Hello, Pozzi, Let me have another three months. 302 00:32:48,346 --> 00:32:50,320 I'll give you double interest. 303 00:32:50,457 --> 00:32:52,759 Don't be an idiot, this deal is going to happen. 304 00:32:52,889 --> 00:32:54,645 A huge fortune. 305 00:32:54,778 --> 00:32:56,600 When you understand, you'll have a heart attack. 306 00:32:56,729 --> 00:32:58,191 Goodbye, gorgeous. 307 00:32:58,329 --> 00:33:00,020 I said goodbye, gorgeous. 308 00:33:01,178 --> 00:33:03,861 - Good morning, Miss. - Good morning. 309 00:33:03,993 --> 00:33:06,165 Do you have any novels by the Marquis de Sade? 310 00:33:06,298 --> 00:33:08,567 - No! - Or by Baron von Masoch? 311 00:33:08,825 --> 00:33:09,807 No! 312 00:33:10,105 --> 00:33:13,750 Well, then give me the sexual hygiene manual. 313 00:33:13,881 --> 00:33:15,255 All right. 314 00:33:16,698 --> 00:33:18,640 - Is it illustrated? - Scientifically. 315 00:33:20,153 --> 00:33:22,062 Is there a chapter on the pill? 316 00:33:22,297 --> 00:33:24,785 Yes, it even includes a letter from the Pope. 317 00:33:25,977 --> 00:33:28,115 - Goodbye, Miss. - Good bye. 318 00:33:28,249 --> 00:33:32,853 - So when will we read this Marcuse? -I don't know. I heard he's boring. 319 00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:40,371 "René punished her for some reason he did not understand... 320 00:33:40,505 --> 00:33:43,572 "but which Sir Stephen had immediately discovered: her submissiveness. 321 00:33:43,705 --> 00:33:44,633 "Or she was happy... 322 00:33:44,729 --> 00:33:46,933 "that René whipped her... 323 00:33:47,033 --> 00:33:50,349 "and prostituted her, because her passionate submission... 324 00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:53,774 "would have proven to her lover that she belonged to him." 325 00:33:55,993 --> 00:33:57,716 l like everything! 326 00:33:58,490 --> 00:33:59,700 What are you doing here? 327 00:33:59,801 --> 00:34:01,689 It's a public library and I'm a member of the public. 328 00:34:01,784 --> 00:34:03,726 You're a Catholic, aren't you? So am I. 329 00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,621 I was baptized in St. Pancrazio's church. 330 00:34:05,721 --> 00:34:06,997 Go away! 331 00:34:07,289 --> 00:34:10,900 I've been watching you for two years. Since I came back from France. 332 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,496 With those legs, those thighs... 333 00:34:12,793 --> 00:34:14,735 The most beautiful thighs in Luino. 334 00:34:15,385 --> 00:34:18,768 - Don't touch me. - I'll touch you as much as I want. 335 00:34:18,873 --> 00:34:21,458 I'll make love to you here, now. 336 00:34:22,649 --> 00:34:24,885 And you won't say no to me. 337 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,412 I know what you're like. 338 00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:29,618 You look all pious, but you're on fire underneath. 339 00:34:30,361 --> 00:34:31,289 No! 340 00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:34,511 Let's tell the priest that you're on fire underneath. 341 00:34:35,097 --> 00:34:37,039 Listen, you're a devil. 342 00:34:37,337 --> 00:34:40,184 You can do whatever you like to me, but go away now. 343 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,622 Someone could come. 344 00:34:41,752 --> 00:34:44,174 - Let them come. - No, not here. 345 00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,775 I'll leave a note in your shop telling you where and when. 346 00:34:48,057 --> 00:34:50,359 Now we're getting somewhere. 347 00:34:51,481 --> 00:34:53,074 Can't you be a gentleman though? 348 00:34:54,328 --> 00:34:55,637 Of course. 349 00:35:03,257 --> 00:35:04,850 Machiavelli. 350 00:35:06,585 --> 00:35:08,559 "The end justifies..." 351 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,237 I haven't eaten so well since I had dinner with the head banker in Gavirate. 352 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:16,430 Imagine, an entire menu entirely composed of mushrooms. 353 00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:18,388 - No! - How strange. 354 00:35:18,489 --> 00:35:19,950 - Camilla? - Just a drop. 355 00:35:20,056 --> 00:35:21,879 - Good wine. - That's enough. 356 00:35:36,665 --> 00:35:39,699 With the last sip of wine wash your mouth vigorously. 357 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,135 At the military hospital in Bologna... 358 00:35:42,649 --> 00:35:45,431 ...the medical officer gave me that advice. 359 00:35:45,593 --> 00:35:48,014 - Leave it there, I'll see to it. -You won't believe me... 360 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,422 - but I've never been to the dentist. - Goodness. 361 00:35:50,712 --> 00:35:52,087 - May I? - Please. 362 00:35:52,792 --> 00:35:55,542 - Make some space for me, Tarsilla. -Yes. 363 00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:59,022 Oh, forgive us. They're not from our orchard. 364 00:35:59,128 --> 00:36:01,616 - Have a pear, Mr. Paronzini. - No, why? 365 00:36:01,913 --> 00:36:05,109 I was saying that military life doesn't just have negative aspects. 366 00:36:05,209 --> 00:36:08,657 It's a form of physical and mental education. 367 00:36:09,688 --> 00:36:12,371 - May I have another plate? - Certainly. 368 00:36:13,528 --> 00:36:15,023 - Thank you. -You're welcome. 369 00:36:15,192 --> 00:36:17,909 I eat the skin as well. Vitamins. 370 00:36:18,328 --> 00:36:19,256 There we go. 371 00:36:21,656 --> 00:36:23,566 That one looks nice. 372 00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:29,523 The war! 373 00:36:30,777 --> 00:36:35,152 Perhaps you've noticed a certain rigidity of movement in me. 374 00:36:36,185 --> 00:36:37,842 A war injury, I imagine? 375 00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:41,011 The Greek-Albanian front. A grenade explosion. 376 00:36:41,176 --> 00:36:42,965 The lower right... 377 00:36:43,064 --> 00:36:45,519 - gluteus maximus. - A delicate area. 378 00:36:46,584 --> 00:36:49,334 - They had to remove a pan of it. - No. 379 00:36:49,752 --> 00:36:51,574 And deviate the rectum... 380 00:36:51,672 --> 00:36:54,160 - which is now curved. - How dreadful! 381 00:36:54,425 --> 00:36:58,036 I can't claim to be lucky. This one's rotten too. 382 00:36:58,296 --> 00:37:01,198 - What are the consequences? -The deviation is permanent... 383 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,337 but without any consequential effect on my sexual functions. 384 00:37:04,632 --> 00:37:08,462 See, one good apple from three rotten ones? Never mind the waste. 385 00:37:10,392 --> 00:37:12,465 This is poor Father's study. 386 00:37:12,983 --> 00:37:14,871 Nice. Very nice. 387 00:37:15,224 --> 00:37:18,672 Father was a legal counselor, but he was also a naturalist. 388 00:37:18,776 --> 00:37:21,427 - Really? - He loved nature in all its forms. 389 00:37:21,528 --> 00:37:23,437 - Even its strangest ones. - A handsome man. 390 00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:25,813 - A misunderstood genius. - He looks intelligent. 391 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,122 The eagle owl... 392 00:37:27,224 --> 00:37:29,079 also known as the "grand-due". 393 00:37:29,911 --> 00:37:31,887 The king of the night. 394 00:37:32,727 --> 00:37:34,702 Scientific experiments were his passion. 395 00:37:35,896 --> 00:37:38,263 These were all his. 396 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,287 - Really? - And they're just zucchinis. 397 00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:45,462 - No. - Yes. 398 00:37:45,976 --> 00:37:47,983 He'd say that both the beautiful and the ugly... 399 00:37:48,087 --> 00:37:52,975 are the results of an equal effort and they are both equally precious. 400 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,028 It's true. 401 00:37:55,544 --> 00:37:57,966 - And that? - His masterpiece. 402 00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:00,591 But... 403 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,489 But it's... 404 00:38:07,191 --> 00:38:09,133 Orchidaceae vaginalis. 405 00:38:11,448 --> 00:38:15,157 He almost always slept here after poor Mother's death. 406 00:38:15,736 --> 00:38:16,629 Over there? 407 00:38:16,951 --> 00:38:18,675 Yes, it's a sofa bed. 408 00:38:24,375 --> 00:38:26,383 - This way. - Thank you. 409 00:38:26,647 --> 00:38:28,109 I'll lead the way. 410 00:38:28,376 --> 00:38:30,263 This is my little kingdom. 411 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,975 Father was a very orderly man. 412 00:38:35,191 --> 00:38:37,461 So I can see. I can see and I admire it. 413 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,334 Some white, some red. 414 00:38:40,632 --> 00:38:42,258 A little wine cellar. 415 00:38:42,552 --> 00:38:45,618 My compliments. It's very impressive. 416 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:46,767 Thank you. 417 00:38:46,871 --> 00:38:48,759 And all well-ordered. 418 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:50,673 When's this bottle from? 419 00:38:50,775 --> 00:38:54,518 Please have a look. Those are wines bottled by Father. 420 00:38:54,615 --> 00:38:57,932 - 1955. - Brachetto. 421 00:38:58,648 --> 00:39:00,174 The very best. 422 00:39:01,367 --> 00:39:03,091 Please come this way. 423 00:39:03,223 --> 00:39:06,222 Since we're three orphans and I'm the eldest sister 424 00:39:06,328 --> 00:39:08,749 I'm responsible for the house. 425 00:39:08,855 --> 00:39:11,538 This is our little reserve store. 426 00:39:13,656 --> 00:39:14,899 Careful. 427 00:39:20,695 --> 00:39:24,241 - There's a little of everything. - You know how it is? 428 00:39:24,823 --> 00:39:25,772 A violin too. 429 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,312 Pardon? 430 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:29,553 This... 431 00:39:29,815 --> 00:39:33,427 Goat leg sun-dried at 2,000 meters in the Gran Paradiso mountains. 432 00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:39,445 Miss Fortunata... 433 00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:43,471 I've reflected long and hard about our friendship. 434 00:39:43,575 --> 00:39:45,942 A chance acquaintance, but perhaps predestined. 435 00:39:46,615 --> 00:39:49,845 I've considered my own position and that of your family. 436 00:39:50,231 --> 00:39:53,809 I've met your sisters and had the chance to appreciate their personalities. 437 00:39:54,327 --> 00:39:56,880 So, I've made a decision. 438 00:39:57,207 --> 00:39:58,898 Naturally, should you agree to it. 439 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,773 I've decided to marry one of the three of you. 440 00:40:04,631 --> 00:40:05,776 In particular you... 441 00:40:06,072 --> 00:40:07,598 Miss Fortunata. 442 00:40:10,487 --> 00:40:11,916 Thank you. I knew it. 443 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:13,291 But I... 444 00:40:17,751 --> 00:40:18,895 Oh, goodness... 445 00:40:25,526 --> 00:40:28,625 I ask just that you have patience. 446 00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:30,768 I'm not so young anymore. 447 00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:32,240 I will. 448 00:40:34,231 --> 00:40:35,987 Excuse me. 449 00:40:50,774 --> 00:40:52,848 Why would I care about Mr. Paronzini? 450 00:40:53,142 --> 00:40:55,282 - Maybe you do. -What? 451 00:40:55,446 --> 00:40:57,518 You need more than just a harp in your hands. 452 00:40:58,135 --> 00:40:59,247 Misses Tettamanzi. 453 00:41:01,143 --> 00:41:03,893 Before any erroneous gossip begins to spread... 454 00:41:03,991 --> 00:41:06,860 in the opinion of others, or here in the family, 455 00:41:06,966 --> 00:41:08,941 I want to clarify my intentions before you. 456 00:41:09,462 --> 00:41:12,659 From this moment onwards you may consider me engaged... 457 00:41:13,591 --> 00:41:15,248 to your sister Fortunata. 458 00:41:19,222 --> 00:41:21,459 Congratulations. It's so sudden! 459 00:41:21,558 --> 00:41:22,900 Fortunata! 460 00:41:23,510 --> 00:41:25,299 Where did he propose, in the basement? 461 00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:28,976 Feel how my heart is beating. I'm so happy for you. 462 00:41:29,718 --> 00:41:31,093 You're the first one... 463 00:41:31,190 --> 00:41:32,882 and you're the eldest too. 464 00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:35,728 You've always been a mother to us, now we'll have a father too. 465 00:41:36,086 --> 00:41:37,842 Not a father, a husband. 466 00:41:37,942 --> 00:41:40,309 Finally a man in the Tettamanzi house. 467 00:41:40,406 --> 00:41:43,220 The ice's broken, Camilla. Now it's our turn. 468 00:41:43,383 --> 00:41:44,910 - Yes, of course. -Come on. 469 00:41:45,014 --> 00:41:47,054 - They must have lots to talk about. -No, wait. 470 00:41:47,158 --> 00:41:48,174 - I... - No. 471 00:41:57,815 --> 00:42:01,262 Is it all yours, or is it a chignon? 472 00:42:01,655 --> 00:42:02,581 No. 473 00:42:02,966 --> 00:42:04,853 It's all mine. 474 00:42:05,559 --> 00:42:08,014 I've been letting it grow for twenty years. 475 00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:14,452 Don't be an idiot! There are plenty of men. 476 00:42:14,743 --> 00:42:16,018 No, no... 477 00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:39,507 Tarsilla! 478 00:43:41,685 --> 00:43:43,060 No, no, wait! 479 00:43:43,189 --> 00:43:44,335 Come this way. 480 00:43:56,502 --> 00:43:57,746 Come on. 481 00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:00,946 Tarsilla. 482 00:44:06,133 --> 00:44:08,272 Sit here. There, like that. 483 00:44:11,893 --> 00:44:13,103 No, no... 484 00:44:13,206 --> 00:44:14,667 Be good. 485 00:44:14,773 --> 00:44:16,780 - You were waiting for me, weren't you? -Yes. 486 00:44:16,885 --> 00:44:19,819 - But you must understand. -I understand everything... 487 00:44:20,854 --> 00:44:22,992 Now let me do it. 488 00:44:23,798 --> 00:44:24,659 There we go. 489 00:44:24,758 --> 00:44:26,896 You'll see howl understand you. 490 00:44:28,405 --> 00:44:29,387 Not there! 491 00:44:29,845 --> 00:44:31,984 - I'll scream. - Scream then. 492 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:34,322 So you're sisters will come and see. Good girl. 493 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:35,370 No, no... 494 00:44:35,605 --> 00:44:37,067 Yes, yes... 495 00:44:37,365 --> 00:44:39,121 No. Promise me. 496 00:44:39,862 --> 00:44:41,836 Don't think about anything. 497 00:44:42,197 --> 00:44:43,952 Let yourself go. 498 00:44:49,877 --> 00:44:50,924 - No! -Yes. 499 00:44:51,382 --> 00:44:53,389 Stop moving, or I can't do it. 500 00:44:55,701 --> 00:44:56,650 Damn it! 501 00:45:11,446 --> 00:45:12,306 Help! 502 00:45:14,229 --> 00:45:15,506 Go. Quickly. 503 00:45:17,462 --> 00:45:18,771 Damn it! 504 00:45:20,052 --> 00:45:21,001 Help! Help! 505 00:45:25,205 --> 00:45:27,725 Where are you? Quick! 506 00:45:34,005 --> 00:45:35,914 Help! I saw him! 507 00:45:36,085 --> 00:45:37,295 I saw him! 508 00:45:38,005 --> 00:45:40,274 - Camilla, what are you doing? - No. Don't close it. 509 00:45:40,693 --> 00:45:42,254 You have to see as well. 510 00:45:43,093 --> 00:45:44,522 What did you see? Who? 511 00:45:44,629 --> 00:45:46,003 - A human form! -Where? 512 00:45:46,102 --> 00:45:47,923 - A monster, without arms! - Calm down, Camilla. 513 00:45:48,021 --> 00:45:48,915 Calm down. 514 00:45:48,924 --> 00:45:49,786 He was alive! 515 00:45:49,884 --> 00:45:52,253 - He was moving! - Get the straight jacket. 516 00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:53,721 No straightjacket! 517 00:45:53,823 --> 00:45:55,679 - Get the valerian. - I saw him. 518 00:45:56,833 --> 00:45:59,453 I'll give you some valerian to calm you down. 519 00:45:59,650 --> 00:46:00,763 Here it is. 520 00:46:01,316 --> 00:46:02,364 No, no, no... 521 00:46:05,990 --> 00:46:07,420 Thank you, Tarsilla. 522 00:46:11,209 --> 00:46:12,770 Don't go away. 523 00:46:13,130 --> 00:46:15,270 No, we'll stay here until you go back to sleep. 524 00:46:15,885 --> 00:46:18,788 Wouldn't it have been nice if we could have remained children. 525 00:46:18,894 --> 00:46:20,650 Us three together. 526 00:46:23,312 --> 00:46:25,681 Good morning, ladies. Mr. Paronzini. 527 00:46:26,770 --> 00:46:29,706 Good morning, I heard the good news. Congratulations. 528 00:46:30,164 --> 00:46:31,409 Thank you very much. 529 00:46:31,925 --> 00:46:32,974 Who's that lady? 530 00:46:33,078 --> 00:46:35,348 - A dear friend of mine. - I've never seen her before. 531 00:46:35,448 --> 00:46:38,646 - She has a kind face. - We must invite her over someday. 532 00:46:38,745 --> 00:46:40,983 There's a lot of wind today. No boat trip, I'm sorry. 533 00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:43,058 As you wish, my dear. 534 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:45,083 Good morning, Miss. Congratulations. 535 00:46:45,373 --> 00:46:46,584 Good morning. 536 00:46:47,518 --> 00:46:49,691 - Good morning. - Good morning. Congratulations. 537 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,697 I'd like to choose the invitations, serious but elegant. 538 00:47:32,665 --> 00:47:33,778 There you are! 539 00:47:33,881 --> 00:47:35,508 What, afraid of waking the nuns? 540 00:47:35,611 --> 00:47:37,554 No, the convent has been deconsecrated for twenty years. 541 00:47:37,659 --> 00:47:39,668 But it's better to be careful. 542 00:47:43,039 --> 00:47:44,120 Come on. 543 00:48:07,180 --> 00:48:10,117 We have until four, Paolino, then I have to open the library. 544 00:48:10,222 --> 00:48:12,362 - And until then... - No, Paolino. 545 00:48:12,464 --> 00:48:14,025 - Come on up. - No, this way. 546 00:48:14,129 --> 00:48:16,072 - What's in there? - It's pan of the old convent. 547 00:48:16,178 --> 00:48:18,218 When the library is closed, no one can get in. 548 00:48:18,324 --> 00:48:19,469 Go on in. 549 00:48:24,695 --> 00:48:28,407 Pozzi was right: "house to church, church to house". 550 00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:30,744 - What do you mean? - Nothing. 551 00:48:31,290 --> 00:48:34,522 What a dump. It's like a junk yard in here. 552 00:48:34,909 --> 00:48:36,219 What a mess. 553 00:48:36,478 --> 00:48:37,973 Come on, I'll hear your confession. 554 00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,280 - Confess that you're a bad girl. - It's not funny. 555 00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:42,109 I don't want to joke about these things. 556 00:48:42,208 --> 00:48:45,145 I'm not joking. I'll really hear your confession. 557 00:48:45,444 --> 00:48:47,584 Who knows how many sins? Have you never committed... 558 00:48:47,684 --> 00:48:49,508 - an impure act? - Really, Paolino! 559 00:48:49,734 --> 00:48:51,523 What do you think I am, one of your trollops! 560 00:48:51,622 --> 00:48:53,631 Trollop? The word's "whore". 561 00:48:53,735 --> 00:48:55,525 And you're a bigger whore than all the others... 562 00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,993 because you've waited until now. 563 00:48:58,186 --> 00:49:00,162 But you can't wait any longer. 564 00:49:01,485 --> 00:49:03,428 Hey, look. 565 00:49:04,143 --> 00:49:05,321 They thought about us. 566 00:49:05,616 --> 00:49:07,045 Here's our alcove... 567 00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:08,680 our boudoir. 568 00:49:11,474 --> 00:49:15,372 Maybe they knew that we'd come here. Come on... 569 00:49:15,476 --> 00:49:17,747 Be a good girl. Stay still. 570 00:49:18,614 --> 00:49:21,136 Like that. Don't move. There, like that. 571 00:49:22,137 --> 00:49:23,152 There... 572 00:49:23,354 --> 00:49:24,369 Let me do it. 573 00:49:25,275 --> 00:49:27,098 You like it, don't you? 574 00:49:35,456 --> 00:49:36,984 Oh, Paolino! 575 00:49:41,892 --> 00:49:43,780 See how nice it is? 576 00:49:49,545 --> 00:49:51,848 - No! - What do you mean "no"? 577 00:50:26,782 --> 00:50:29,631 - What a pain! - Why isn't it open yet? 578 00:50:29,728 --> 00:50:30,777 It's strange. 579 00:50:30,881 --> 00:50:33,151 The lady's usually so punctual. 580 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:37,049 I'm a little late because I had to sort some things out. 581 00:50:38,373 --> 00:50:39,454 Thank you. 582 00:50:41,063 --> 00:50:43,683 I like everything about you... 583 00:50:45,962 --> 00:50:47,937 - I like everything about you... - Tarsilla? 584 00:50:49,548 --> 00:50:50,476 Do you like it? 585 00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:53,412 Like in the movies. 586 00:50:55,311 --> 00:50:57,135 Short is more comfortable. 587 00:50:58,097 --> 00:50:59,407 Have you gone crazy? 588 00:50:59,506 --> 00:51:00,968 Completely crazy! 589 00:51:01,555 --> 00:51:04,371 Tarsilla Tettamanzi, crazy as a bumble bee! 590 00:51:04,468 --> 00:51:06,859 Tarsilla Tettamanzi, crazy as a bumble bee! 591 00:51:06,966 --> 00:51:09,520 Tarsilla Tettamanzi, crazy as a bumble bee! 592 00:51:09,943 --> 00:51:11,832 Tarsilla, what's going on? 593 00:51:11,928 --> 00:51:13,391 A wonderful thing! 594 00:51:13,562 --> 00:51:14,577 Stupendous! 595 00:51:16,539 --> 00:51:17,686 I'll tell you now. 596 00:51:19,613 --> 00:51:21,272 No, you have to guess. 597 00:51:22,591 --> 00:51:24,414 Nothing. Nothing's happened. 598 00:51:26,017 --> 00:51:29,215 I bought this nightdress, that's all. A normal nightdress. 599 00:51:29,827 --> 00:51:30,973 2,000 Lire. 600 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,831 Why, don't I look good? 601 00:51:59,477 --> 00:52:00,940 There, it's fine like that. 602 00:52:01,045 --> 00:52:02,868 You're a beautiful bride. 603 00:52:03,799 --> 00:52:04,879 Let's go. 604 00:52:09,498 --> 00:52:13,177 - It's useless, it keeps falling off. - No, it's pinned on. 605 00:52:15,518 --> 00:52:17,274 Did Dr. Raggi give you instructions? 606 00:52:17,951 --> 00:52:19,894 Yes, he told me everything. 607 00:52:20,641 --> 00:52:22,584 - I hope so anyway. - Are you sure? 608 00:52:22,690 --> 00:52:24,796 Don't worry, it's nothing. 609 00:52:25,956 --> 00:52:29,406 I mean, it's a natural thing. 610 00:52:36,586 --> 00:52:38,889 Hotel in Milan, first night. 611 00:52:38,987 --> 00:52:41,924 Bologna. Culatello, tortellini, double cream, Sangiovese. 612 00:52:42,029 --> 00:52:45,545 Florence. Michelangelo, Florentine Tripe, Montelupo Street. 613 00:52:45,647 --> 00:52:48,202 Pompeii. forbidden sex, the Venus of Gragnano. Capua, rest. 614 00:52:48,497 --> 00:52:49,676 Rome, the Pope. Perfect. 615 00:52:54,516 --> 00:52:56,590 Now this side. That's it. 616 00:52:56,855 --> 00:52:58,994 Good. Very good, Caterina. 617 00:53:00,088 --> 00:53:01,398 The two suitcases in the car. 618 00:53:01,497 --> 00:53:03,440 - That one's mine. You can have it. - Thank you. 619 00:53:03,546 --> 00:53:04,790 You're welcome. 620 00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:08,090 Fortunata, are you ready? 621 00:53:08,252 --> 00:53:09,813 Look after the house, girls. 622 00:53:09,917 --> 00:53:11,806 - Have a good time. - Be good, Caterina. 623 00:53:11,903 --> 00:53:14,523 - Goodbye, sisters. - Goodbye, Emerenziano. 624 00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:16,855 Goodbye, Emerenziano. 625 00:53:21,796 --> 00:53:23,422 Let's watch them leave. 626 00:53:27,432 --> 00:53:29,058 Have a good trip, newlyweds! 627 00:53:29,769 --> 00:53:31,199 Remember to drive slowly. 628 00:53:31,305 --> 00:53:32,288 Good bye, Fortunata. 629 00:53:32,395 --> 00:53:33,857 - Have a good time. - Write to us. 630 00:53:34,316 --> 00:53:35,211 Good bye. 631 00:53:35,981 --> 00:53:36,909 Congratulations. 632 00:53:38,863 --> 00:53:39,878 Good bye! 633 00:54:01,756 --> 00:54:03,131 You're a scoundrel. 634 00:54:03,805 --> 00:54:05,366 A filthy animal. 635 00:54:05,662 --> 00:54:06,426 Yes... 636 00:54:06,526 --> 00:54:08,895 a beastly animal. Yes, yes... 637 00:54:09,184 --> 00:54:10,527 you were great. 638 00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,664 You've made me a woman. 639 00:54:13,443 --> 00:54:15,004 I've lost so much time. 640 00:54:15,203 --> 00:54:16,863 But I'll make up for it now. 641 00:54:17,157 --> 00:54:19,329 You're my pimp and I'm your whore. 642 00:54:19,782 --> 00:54:21,244 Am I your whore? 643 00:54:23,016 --> 00:54:24,773 Yes, you're my whore. 644 00:54:25,545 --> 00:54:26,822 You're Popocatepetl... 645 00:54:26,923 --> 00:54:28,779 - that's what you are. - What's that? 646 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:30,442 Don't you know? 647 00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:31,948 A volcano in Mexico. 648 00:54:50,136 --> 00:54:51,566 It's cold in here. 649 00:54:52,506 --> 00:54:53,847 I don't feel cold. 650 00:54:54,651 --> 00:54:57,435 Get dressed or you'll catch pneumonia like that. 651 00:55:09,987 --> 00:55:11,647 I feel great. 652 00:55:14,150 --> 00:55:17,534 What's he like, that chump who married your sister? 653 00:55:17,672 --> 00:55:19,462 He's not a chump. 654 00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:26,596 We should have a bed too. 655 00:55:26,702 --> 00:55:29,387 A nice big double bed. Warm, comfortable. 656 00:55:29,486 --> 00:55:31,757 We could go crazy in it. 657 00:55:32,337 --> 00:55:34,345 It's more exciting like this. 658 00:55:35,219 --> 00:55:36,942 It's not the same thing. 659 00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:44,691 Now that your sister's married, we should think about it too. 660 00:55:45,368 --> 00:55:47,507 To be honest, my life was... 661 00:55:47,610 --> 00:55:50,458 without focus before you. Games, women... 662 00:55:50,555 --> 00:55:52,443 this miserable town. 663 00:55:53,148 --> 00:55:55,058 Either I'll settle down or I'll emigrate. 664 00:55:58,784 --> 00:56:02,102 - To be at ease with my conscience too. - With what? 665 00:56:02,594 --> 00:56:04,636 My conscience. I love you. 666 00:56:07,685 --> 00:56:10,502 - Again? -Yes. Again. 667 00:56:14,217 --> 00:56:15,166 A telegram. 668 00:56:15,274 --> 00:56:18,375 Why did Fortunata want us to call Dr. Raggi? 669 00:56:18,475 --> 00:56:21,194 They'll be here soon. We'll see her, stay calm. 670 00:56:24,623 --> 00:56:25,736 Is that all right? 671 00:56:26,064 --> 00:56:27,144 Perfect. 672 00:56:31,795 --> 00:56:35,179 We never cleaned this well, not even for Easter. 673 00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:47,352 - They've arrived already! - Yes, it's them. 674 00:56:56,961 --> 00:56:58,719 Hurry, Caterina, come on. 675 00:57:00,355 --> 00:57:01,501 - Welcome back. - Hello. 676 00:57:01,605 --> 00:57:03,296 Caterina, bring the suitcases in. 677 00:57:03,397 --> 00:57:05,635 - How are you? - Fine. Slowly now. 678 00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:08,100 - Welcome back. - It's a little inflamed. 679 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,828 It's so nice to be home. How are you? 680 00:57:09,930 --> 00:57:12,298 - They're fine. - What about you? 681 00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:14,852 - How was the trip? - Caterina, the coat. 682 00:57:14,956 --> 00:57:17,445 Dr. Raggi is here. You're very pale. 683 00:57:17,550 --> 00:57:19,525 - It's not serious, is it? - It's nothing. 684 00:57:19,632 --> 00:57:21,355 - Did you see the Pope? - No. 685 00:57:21,457 --> 00:57:22,864 He had an audience with some footballers. 686 00:57:22,962 --> 00:57:25,581 - Mrs. Fortunata, here I am. - Here's my wife. 687 00:57:25,683 --> 00:57:28,947 - Good day, how are you? - I'll leave her in your able hands. 688 00:57:29,141 --> 00:57:31,248 - Excuse me one moment. - Come with me. 689 00:57:31,831 --> 00:57:34,166 - What's wrong, Emerenziano? - It's nothing. 690 00:57:34,264 --> 00:57:36,948 But I preferred Dr. Raggi to take a look. 691 00:57:37,049 --> 00:57:38,544 It's a delicate matter. 692 00:57:38,650 --> 00:57:40,823 Caterina, get me a cigarette from my jacket. 693 00:57:40,923 --> 00:57:43,413 - Are her lungs and heart all right? - Her liver too. 694 00:57:43,516 --> 00:57:44,499 Oh, good! 695 00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,614 There we go. 696 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,008 I don't know how to say... 697 00:57:51,106 --> 00:57:53,627 We've never talked about these things. 698 00:57:53,924 --> 00:57:57,122 But, Dr. Raggi, I'm in pain. 699 00:58:04,201 --> 00:58:06,145 I thought I'd die. 700 00:58:07,979 --> 00:58:10,533 Will it get better, Doctor? 701 00:58:12,175 --> 00:58:16,071 Straight to bed. Complete rest, and light food only. 702 00:58:16,175 --> 00:58:17,354 All right. 703 00:58:17,457 --> 00:58:20,776 - Remember, plenty of rest. - Of course. 704 00:58:21,426 --> 00:58:23,664 - May I have a word? - Of course, Doctor. 705 00:58:23,893 --> 00:58:25,104 After you. 706 00:58:26,614 --> 00:58:29,136 You'll have to be patient for ten to fifteen days. 707 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,510 Do you understand? No more! 708 00:58:31,769 --> 00:58:34,225 I understand, especially given her age. 709 00:58:34,331 --> 00:58:37,682 - And her structure. - Hers? Well I'd say... 710 00:58:38,269 --> 00:58:40,409 - Goodbye, Mr. Paronzini. - Goodbye. 711 00:58:40,703 --> 00:58:43,519 - Caterina, show the Doctor out. -Yes, sir. 712 00:58:50,692 --> 00:58:52,669 - Caterina? - Yes, sir. 713 00:58:54,983 --> 00:58:58,433 Prepare the sofa bed for me. I'll sleep here for a few weeks. 714 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,358 Very well, sir. 715 00:59:05,260 --> 00:59:06,636 Such a honeymoon! 716 00:59:42,530 --> 00:59:44,735 - Goodnight, Emerenziano. - Goodnight. 717 00:59:47,525 --> 00:59:50,788 The worst is over, even if it was painful. 718 00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:53,540 It's wonderful to feel like a complete woman, but... 719 00:59:53,641 --> 00:59:54,590 But? 720 00:59:55,018 --> 00:59:57,223 - You must understand me. -Yes. 721 01:00:02,350 --> 01:00:05,002 Will you keep me company, my dear? 722 01:00:05,905 --> 01:00:08,557 A nice chamomile is what you need. 723 01:00:09,938 --> 01:00:14,381 Drink it while it's nice and hot, and you'll sleep well all night. 724 01:00:15,222 --> 01:00:21,237 Dr. Raggi told me that in two or three weeks we can do it again. 725 01:00:22,010 --> 01:00:22,839 He said... 726 01:00:22,938 --> 01:00:25,689 we can also have children if we want to. 727 01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:27,191 I don't think so. 728 01:00:27,389 --> 01:00:29,944 Didn't you say that your uterus was twisted. 729 01:00:30,046 --> 01:00:32,982 - These things are mysterious. - Not so mysterious. 730 01:00:34,049 --> 01:00:35,838 Drink, drink. It'll do you good. 731 01:00:35,938 --> 01:00:37,345 Thank you, my love. 732 01:00:37,443 --> 01:00:39,418 I'll light the candle. 733 01:00:41,253 --> 01:00:42,945 It's lovely. 734 01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:58,829 - Goodnight, my dear. - You're a wonderful husband. 735 01:00:58,932 --> 01:01:00,854 I'm just a good husband. 736 01:01:02,448 --> 01:01:04,370 Goodnight, my dear. 737 01:02:32,077 --> 01:02:33,470 Go to your room. 738 01:02:35,339 --> 01:02:37,229 I'll see you there at 1:15. 739 01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:50,523 Oh, goodness! 740 01:03:53,155 --> 01:03:54,094 Thieves. 741 01:04:15,103 --> 01:04:16,464 What's he doing? 742 01:05:05,461 --> 01:05:07,231 Off with this nightdress. 743 01:05:42,516 --> 01:05:44,859 I don't like small talk. 744 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,312 I've never been one for speaking a lot. 745 01:05:48,598 --> 01:05:49,990 Nor have I. 746 01:05:50,212 --> 01:05:52,458 In this house now we hardly ever speak. 747 01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:55,369 I prefer actions. 748 01:06:29,453 --> 01:06:31,883 - Good morning. Mr. Paronzini. - Good morning. 749 01:06:33,065 --> 01:06:35,051 Good morning, Mr. Paronzini. 750 01:06:36,104 --> 01:06:37,583 Good morning. 751 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,246 Hey, look who it is. 752 01:06:43,610 --> 01:06:46,073 There goes your great deal. 753 01:07:35,836 --> 01:07:37,574 Isn't she the one that you... 754 01:07:37,674 --> 01:07:39,444 I don't care about her. 755 01:07:40,333 --> 01:07:43,087 Listen to a friend: cut the cord. 756 01:07:43,405 --> 01:07:45,327 Go to France, in America. 757 01:07:45,432 --> 01:07:47,041 Where nobody knows you. 758 01:07:47,142 --> 01:07:49,928 Travel the world. What'll you do here? 759 01:07:50,277 --> 01:07:52,967 Ferrari will get angry with you someday... 760 01:07:53,065 --> 01:07:56,445 - and he'll send in the debt collectors. - This town is a shithole. 761 01:07:56,549 --> 01:08:00,566 But I won't give anyone the pleasure of seeing me run away, not even Ferrari. 762 01:08:01,079 --> 01:08:03,509 Paolino's lazy. Paolino doesn't have a job. 763 01:08:03,612 --> 01:08:05,156 Paolino's full of debts. 764 01:08:05,258 --> 01:08:07,094 But Paolino has a trick card in his hand... 765 01:08:07,190 --> 01:08:10,127 a secret infallible card. Do you know what I mean? 766 01:08:11,086 --> 01:08:13,709 Someday they'll be lining up to kiss my ass. 767 01:08:13,810 --> 01:08:15,614 Really, why's that? 768 01:08:15,869 --> 01:08:17,639 - Because they will! -Ah! 769 01:08:19,194 --> 01:08:20,738 She's such a slut. 770 01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:22,643 She was still a virgin. 771 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:25,772 I was her first, and now she's crazy about me. 772 01:08:28,664 --> 01:08:30,910 I'll marry Tarsilla Tettamanzi. 773 01:08:31,768 --> 01:08:34,640 Then I'll sit in the garden smoking a cigarette... 774 01:08:34,871 --> 01:08:37,527 and spit on the heads of the passersby. 775 01:08:37,627 --> 01:08:40,024 - What do you say? - It'd be a good move. 776 01:08:40,129 --> 01:08:41,521 You can say that again. 777 01:08:41,681 --> 01:08:43,862 But you better get a move on. 778 01:08:44,087 --> 01:08:46,841 I'll give you more time to pay your debts... 779 01:08:46,937 --> 01:08:48,741 but Ferrari will bankrupt you. 780 01:08:49,536 --> 01:08:51,900 - What'll we do now, my dear? -A romantic lunch. 781 01:08:52,005 --> 01:08:53,873 - We're crossing the border. - How wonderful. 782 01:08:53,969 --> 01:08:56,150 - Everybody to Lugano. - To Lugano. 783 01:08:56,249 --> 01:08:58,171 We'll have a great time! 784 01:09:01,159 --> 01:09:03,048 Are all the doors closed? 785 01:09:07,018 --> 01:09:09,135 It's closed from the inside. 786 01:09:12,053 --> 01:09:13,889 It's the only way to get in and surprise her. 787 01:09:13,985 --> 01:09:17,268 - Surprise who? - I'll explain now. Listen... 788 01:09:17,374 --> 01:09:19,998 "Dear Father, Miss Tarsilla Tettamanzi... 789 01:09:20,098 --> 01:09:22,462 "every Thursday when the library is stopped for the public 790 01:09:22,568 --> 01:09:25,290 "closes herself inside and lets her lover in through the garden... 791 01:09:25,387 --> 01:09:27,914 - " and they have fun in the convent". - Oh, God! 792 01:09:28,015 --> 01:09:30,413 "Her lover enters at three through the door on Crosa Street... 793 01:09:30,518 --> 01:09:32,731 - "and leaves a few hours later". - Lord Almighty! 794 01:09:32,830 --> 01:09:35,615 - I thought she was a good girl. - You can be my witness. 795 01:09:35,712 --> 01:09:38,022 - No, I won't go to the court. -What? 796 01:09:38,119 --> 01:09:39,350 No courts or anything like that. 797 01:09:39,449 --> 01:09:42,235 A person that we placed our entire trust in. 798 01:09:42,331 --> 01:09:44,317 Who influences the morals of young girls in the parish... 799 01:09:44,422 --> 01:09:45,339 the daughters of Mary! 800 01:09:45,625 --> 01:09:47,742 The daughters of Mary! Everyone chooses their own path. 801 01:09:47,842 --> 01:09:49,645 - What do you mean? - Let her be. 802 01:09:53,226 --> 01:09:54,489 It's three o'clock. 803 01:09:57,311 --> 01:09:59,363 - It's three o'clock. - So what? 804 01:09:59,465 --> 01:10:02,057 The lover enters through the Crosa Street door at three. 805 01:10:02,157 --> 01:10:03,927 We have to hide. 806 01:10:04,026 --> 01:10:05,699 This way, quickly. 807 01:10:06,148 --> 01:10:08,490 Quickly, Giacomo, inside the wardrobe. 808 01:10:08,587 --> 01:10:10,001 Quickly, get in! 809 01:10:20,970 --> 01:10:23,938 I'm curious to see if her lover is secular or religious? 810 01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:33,473 Here or in the wardrobe? 811 01:10:34,715 --> 01:10:36,388 Here, it's better here. It's softer. 812 01:10:38,262 --> 01:10:39,363 But listen, Paolino... 813 01:10:39,466 --> 01:10:44,152 - this is definitely the last time. - No, no, don't even joke about it. 814 01:10:44,565 --> 01:10:46,929 - We're engaged now anyway. -Wait. 815 01:10:48,049 --> 01:10:49,819 Now they're getting undressed. 816 01:10:55,904 --> 01:10:57,793 Now she's taking off her shin. 817 01:11:06,386 --> 01:11:08,697 They're taking off their underwear. 818 01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,061 Now they're starting! 819 01:11:14,114 --> 01:11:15,378 Oh, yes... 820 01:11:15,476 --> 01:11:16,512 Yes, like that. 821 01:11:17,376 --> 01:11:18,229 Like that... 822 01:11:18,326 --> 01:11:19,805 is wonderful. 823 01:11:20,037 --> 01:11:21,268 My love. 824 01:11:21,747 --> 01:11:23,139 Yes, yes... 825 01:11:26,308 --> 01:11:28,425 Squeeze me. I like it. 826 01:11:29,221 --> 01:11:30,160 Oh, yes. 827 01:11:31,154 --> 01:11:32,255 My love! 828 01:11:32,642 --> 01:11:34,283 My love! My love! 829 01:11:37,931 --> 01:11:38,848 Enough! 830 01:11:43,759 --> 01:11:44,698 Oh, God! 831 01:11:45,659 --> 01:11:47,614 Heretics, sinners! 832 01:11:47,812 --> 01:11:49,076 Come on, Giacomo, get out! 833 01:11:49,174 --> 01:11:50,146 Move it! 834 01:11:50,472 --> 01:11:52,211 Don't look, Giacomo! Don't look! 835 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:55,091 Shame on you, Miss Tettamanzi! 836 01:11:55,984 --> 01:11:57,398 Lord forgive me. 837 01:12:01,178 --> 01:12:02,786 You saw, didn't you? 838 01:12:06,246 --> 01:12:07,476 Shame on you! 839 01:12:07,575 --> 01:12:08,611 You're disgusting! 840 01:12:08,715 --> 01:12:11,274 I saw nothing, I heard nothing and I don't know anything. 841 01:12:12,010 --> 01:12:12,862 Get dressed! 842 01:12:13,340 --> 01:12:14,732 Explain yourself. 843 01:12:15,050 --> 01:12:17,955 Father, I know it was wrong, but I'm ready to marry her. 844 01:12:18,692 --> 01:12:21,759 Marry her, if you think that will make everything better. 845 01:12:22,366 --> 01:12:24,676 Yes, I'm ready to marry her straightaway. 846 01:12:24,772 --> 01:12:26,641 - I'll marry Tarsilla. - I'll talk with the young lady. 847 01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:31,890 - Are you hurt? -A little. 848 01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:34,142 What happened? 849 01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:46,238 Miss Tettamanzi, give me the key to the library and get out. 850 01:12:46,341 --> 01:12:47,442 With pleasure. 851 01:12:49,002 --> 01:12:50,610 Do you realize how serious this is! 852 01:12:51,123 --> 01:12:54,632 I realize that you're a priest who hides and spies on things... 853 01:12:54,733 --> 01:12:57,228 - he should never have seen. - But you were doing those things! 854 01:12:57,521 --> 01:12:59,476 I'm not a priest. 855 01:13:00,054 --> 01:13:01,501 It was my duty. 856 01:13:06,230 --> 01:13:08,185 I received this letter. 857 01:13:09,398 --> 01:13:11,135 This is a nice business. 858 01:13:12,279 --> 01:13:15,659 Luckily, some good has come out of this badness. 859 01:13:16,271 --> 01:13:17,880 Your friend... 860 01:13:17,980 --> 01:13:19,049 has repented. 861 01:13:20,641 --> 01:13:23,135 - He wants to make amends. -An anonymous letter. 862 01:13:24,283 --> 01:13:25,675 He said he wants to marry you. 863 01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:28,336 Thank you, but no. 864 01:13:28,495 --> 01:13:30,136 He wrote this letter. 865 01:13:31,726 --> 01:13:34,598 "When the library is stopped for the public." 866 01:13:35,210 --> 01:13:37,575 That's how an idiot who was in France writes. 867 01:13:38,061 --> 01:13:39,475 Fr. Casimiro... 868 01:13:39,866 --> 01:13:41,733 leave me be with my regrets. 869 01:13:43,508 --> 01:13:47,146 Having to marry a blackguard and support him all his life 870 01:13:47,467 --> 01:13:49,961 would be too harsh a punishment. 871 01:13:51,837 --> 01:13:54,115 Will you open the door for me, please? 872 01:14:34,023 --> 01:14:37,877 What's wrong with you, Tarsilla? You haven't eaten anything. 873 01:14:38,457 --> 01:14:41,653 - I've a headache. - Too much time in the library. 874 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:44,374 Maybe that's it. I'm somewhat exhausted. 875 01:14:44,475 --> 01:14:46,116 In fact, I've quit. 876 01:14:46,977 --> 01:14:49,125 - It's about time too. -You've quit? 877 01:14:49,226 --> 01:14:50,737 Well, of course. 878 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:53,399 It's so nice to be at home. 879 01:14:55,022 --> 01:14:57,331 Well, I'm going for a walk. 880 01:14:57,777 --> 01:14:58,780 To digest. 881 01:14:59,296 --> 01:15:00,710 No, I'm not going. 882 01:15:00,817 --> 01:15:03,246 Excuse me, but I'd rather go straight to bed. 883 01:15:03,351 --> 01:15:05,240 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 884 01:15:05,504 --> 01:15:07,308 I won't go either, I feel cold. 885 01:15:07,404 --> 01:15:09,715 - I'll wait here for you, Emerenziano. -Very well. 886 01:15:09,811 --> 01:15:12,910 Just us two will go out together, as if we were engaged. 887 01:15:13,011 --> 01:15:16,455 Don't stay beside the fire too much. You'll have a thermal imbalance. 888 01:15:16,557 --> 01:15:19,052 - Goodnight, Fortunata. - Goodnight, my dear. 889 01:15:28,181 --> 01:15:32,414 - How romantic the lake is. -Yes. It's beautiful like a postcard. 890 01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:33,751 It's true! 891 01:15:40,343 --> 01:15:41,919 Your hands... 892 01:15:42,559 --> 01:15:46,068 Your hands have tormented my dreams at night. 893 01:15:46,170 --> 01:15:47,649 I knew it. 894 01:15:47,753 --> 01:15:49,146 I've always known it. 895 01:15:56,669 --> 01:16:00,348 We both knew it. I had to go down Fonunata's road... 896 01:16:00,446 --> 01:16:03,295 but it was a short cut to get to you. 897 01:16:03,648 --> 01:16:07,097 - A short cut to get to me? -Yes. 898 01:16:20,710 --> 01:16:22,171 I won't sleep tonight. 899 01:16:22,279 --> 01:16:26,022 I want to remember this moment and relive it until tomorrow. 900 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,455 It's so beautiful to think about these things... 901 01:16:28,553 --> 01:16:30,080 in the warmth of bed. 902 01:16:31,850 --> 01:16:33,956 We'll think about it together. 903 01:16:34,731 --> 01:16:36,935 At 1:15 I'll come to your room. 904 01:16:40,845 --> 01:16:43,564 - At 1:15. -Yes. 905 01:16:53,297 --> 01:16:54,443 He's like a clock! 906 01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:08,715 Camilla! 907 01:18:19,505 --> 01:18:21,513 Off with this nightdress. 908 01:19:15,366 --> 01:19:16,577 Yes... 909 01:19:16,965 --> 01:19:18,176 may... 910 01:19:18,406 --> 01:19:19,901 Play the harp. 911 01:19:43,855 --> 01:19:45,416 Hey, look who's coming. 912 01:20:11,994 --> 01:20:14,002 Hey, he has three now. 913 01:20:14,106 --> 01:20:15,962 Three, that's a nice harem! 914 01:20:16,059 --> 01:20:17,140 And he's the pasha. 915 01:20:17,436 --> 01:20:20,371 - Who would have thought? - He's a great guy though. 916 01:20:22,397 --> 01:20:24,732 And that makes the bankruptcy official. 917 01:20:25,278 --> 01:20:27,700 - See you around, Mr. Mentasti. - Hopefully not. 918 01:20:36,835 --> 01:20:38,624 Bloody hell! 919 01:20:43,557 --> 01:20:45,500 Excuse me, can I have a word? 920 01:20:45,831 --> 01:20:46,659 No. 921 01:20:47,815 --> 01:20:49,670 Piece of shit! 922 01:20:50,215 --> 01:20:52,486 Man consumes in the battle of love... 923 01:20:52,584 --> 01:20:55,881 far greater energy than the woman. 924 01:20:56,361 --> 01:20:58,751 Therefore, he must feed himself. 925 01:20:58,858 --> 01:21:00,998 And if Mantegazza says so... 926 01:22:35,214 --> 01:22:36,643 I can't go on anymore. 927 01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:39,052 Am I still in Italy or am I in Switzerland? 928 01:22:39,215 --> 01:22:42,118 It's all the fault of that bastard Paronzini. 929 01:22:42,576 --> 01:22:44,104 Tarsilla is there now. 930 01:22:44,401 --> 01:22:45,863 She's fantastic. 931 01:22:46,546 --> 01:22:48,554 I was almost in love with her. 932 01:22:54,293 --> 01:22:57,141 Where's the pine woods near the border? 933 01:23:00,951 --> 01:23:02,707 Here's a pine tree. 934 01:23:03,639 --> 01:23:04,818 Shit country! 935 01:23:04,921 --> 01:23:07,442 - You can all go and... - Hey, there! 936 01:23:08,537 --> 01:23:09,967 Which is the shit country? 937 01:23:13,212 --> 01:23:15,317 - Switzerland. - Welcome to Switzerland. 938 01:23:15,420 --> 01:23:18,007 Come and repeat your words before the public prosecutor. 939 01:23:19,453 --> 01:23:22,138 They're all shit countries. 940 01:23:25,343 --> 01:23:28,826 The skeleton of all civilization, present and future... 941 01:23:28,929 --> 01:23:32,705 can be reduced to this formula: enjoy yourself and give pleasure. 942 01:23:33,027 --> 01:23:34,750 Thank you. 943 01:23:35,684 --> 01:23:37,506 My love. 944 01:23:39,429 --> 01:23:41,120 It was... 945 01:23:44,199 --> 01:23:46,240 ...wonderful. 946 01:24:13,297 --> 01:24:14,672 Goodnight. 947 01:24:17,170 --> 01:24:19,081 The Greek-Albanian front. 948 01:24:19,572 --> 01:24:22,638 Bitterly cold with shoes made of cardboard. 949 01:24:23,029 --> 01:24:24,491 Well, to work. 950 01:24:58,498 --> 01:25:01,980 Camilla is like one of those pickles in the vases. 951 01:25:03,107 --> 01:25:04,635 Ifs true... 952 01:25:04,964 --> 01:25:08,642 the beautiful and the ugly are both equally precious. 953 01:25:09,414 --> 01:25:13,442 A truly ugly thing is as exciting to obtain as a beautiful one. 954 01:25:16,681 --> 01:25:20,259 - Emerenziano, would you like a hand? - Thank you. 955 01:25:20,617 --> 01:25:23,520 Here you go, my dear. They're very fresh. 956 01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:25,161 I picked them. 957 01:25:25,452 --> 01:25:26,794 - Pepper? -A pinch. 958 01:25:27,981 --> 01:25:28,929 Enough. 959 01:25:31,789 --> 01:25:33,000 Good! 960 01:25:33,646 --> 01:25:34,988 Are they nice? 961 01:25:37,808 --> 01:25:39,238 Enjoy work, my dear. 962 01:25:39,345 --> 01:25:40,752 - Bye, Emerenziano. - Bye. 963 01:25:40,849 --> 01:25:43,403 Everybody at the table at midday. 964 01:25:44,370 --> 01:25:46,258 Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... 965 01:25:46,355 --> 01:25:48,745 Thursday, Friday, Saturday and... 966 01:25:49,012 --> 01:25:51,346 Sunday, rest. 967 01:25:59,479 --> 01:26:01,717 I won't happily eat a roast without Cremona mustard, 968 01:26:01,817 --> 01:26:04,273 so I'll eat it without anything. 969 01:26:04,377 --> 01:26:05,719 Caterina, what day is it? 970 01:26:05,818 --> 01:26:07,575 - Sunday. - We all know that. 971 01:26:07,674 --> 01:26:10,458 - I want to know the date. - The 19th, Saint Prisca's day. 972 01:26:10,555 --> 01:26:13,873 - And? - The Anniversary of the Cross of War. 973 01:26:13,981 --> 01:26:15,355 Well done. Well done, Caterina. 974 01:26:15,646 --> 01:26:19,509 Go to the cellar and get a bottle of poor Mansueto's reserve stock. 975 01:26:19,615 --> 01:26:21,525 - A Nebbiolo 19...? - His favorite! 976 01:26:21,631 --> 01:26:23,607 - I don't know. - '55. Go! 977 01:26:23,712 --> 01:26:25,306 Emerenziano! 978 01:26:25,697 --> 01:26:28,087 Caterina looks good enough to work for a priest nowadays! 979 01:26:28,194 --> 01:26:30,017 And not just for a priest. 980 01:26:30,115 --> 01:26:32,668 You three have really changed as well. You seem like three whores. 981 01:26:35,108 --> 01:26:37,793 Pardon, but it could be a compliment in certain cases. 982 01:26:39,399 --> 01:26:41,221 The Cross of War. 983 01:26:42,664 --> 01:26:45,632 The delights of peace: 18,000 of a pension. 984 01:26:45,993 --> 01:26:49,409 I'm not talking about myself though. I wasn't happy just with that. 985 01:26:49,513 --> 01:26:51,849 I worked, I felt obliged to. 986 01:26:52,139 --> 01:26:54,409 I persevered to make a career for myself. 987 01:26:54,508 --> 01:26:57,291 But think about the others, the mutilated. 988 01:26:57,389 --> 01:27:00,325 A pension of 18,000. One arm, both arms. 989 01:27:00,429 --> 01:27:02,088 Both legs. And what remains? 990 01:27:02,190 --> 01:27:04,646 The torso. And what do they do? 991 01:27:04,879 --> 01:27:08,677 They go to the Minister's office. And what do they do there? 992 01:27:08,784 --> 01:27:10,345 Act as paperweights! 993 01:27:11,122 --> 01:27:12,911 My dear Tettamanzi sisters... 994 01:27:14,611 --> 01:27:17,711 War is a dreadful thing, I'll tell you that. 995 01:27:17,813 --> 01:27:19,952 It is the worst of evils. 996 01:27:20,244 --> 01:27:22,252 It's worse than showing a silent film to a blind person. 997 01:27:22,358 --> 01:27:26,004 I can tell you that because I did my duty and I received my prize. 998 01:27:26,104 --> 01:27:29,782 And what a prize. Did I deserve it? Of course I deserved it. 999 01:27:29,881 --> 01:27:31,091 Private Paronzini? 1000 01:27:31,769 --> 01:27:33,657 What could I say to the Lieutenant Colonel? 1001 01:27:33,754 --> 01:27:35,761 No, Sir. I don't want any bread, Colonel. 1002 01:27:35,867 --> 01:27:37,972 No. I accept. Yes, Sir! 1003 01:27:38,395 --> 01:27:41,266 Go and get some sleepers. The Albanian front. 1004 01:27:41,372 --> 01:27:44,275 Mud! What could I say? Shit up to here. 1005 01:27:44,381 --> 01:27:46,936 Shit, because our trench was a sewer. 1006 01:27:47,038 --> 01:27:50,388 It was impossible to see the enemy because even if you moved an inch... 1007 01:27:50,496 --> 01:27:52,220 you saw a piece of shit. 1008 01:27:52,321 --> 01:27:54,143 So I got a sleeper. 1009 01:27:54,242 --> 01:27:58,651 But these were no normal sleepers. They were pieces of iron from here... 1010 01:27:58,756 --> 01:28:01,691 to the end of the room. So I went with another soldier... 1011 01:28:01,796 --> 01:28:05,092 a sleeper up on our shoulders. Once, twice, three times... 1012 01:28:05,189 --> 01:28:06,499 And then the Greek Albanian, what does he do? 1013 01:28:06,598 --> 01:28:10,014 He shot at me, because he too had the right to shoot! 1014 01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:12,542 And he hit me here, with four pieces of lead. 1015 01:28:13,032 --> 01:28:15,269 Four pieces of lead. 1016 01:28:16,009 --> 01:28:19,043 We, excuse me, went to... 1017 01:28:19,755 --> 01:28:21,162 break... 1018 01:28:22,092 --> 01:28:23,466 break... 1019 01:28:23,660 --> 01:28:25,352 ...the Greeks' backs. 1020 01:28:26,349 --> 01:28:28,554 But they broke my ass! They broke me! 1021 01:28:30,095 --> 01:28:31,470 Carugati, Giovanni. 1022 01:28:31,662 --> 01:28:33,354 Sergeant Baronzi. 1023 01:28:33,487 --> 01:28:34,949 Minuti, Antonio. 1024 01:28:35,056 --> 01:28:36,366 Baroni, Ivo. 1025 01:28:36,818 --> 01:28:37,449 Corinto, Fabio. 1026 01:28:38,353 --> 01:28:40,044 Mezzanotte, Mario. 1027 01:28:40,659 --> 01:28:42,154 Sormeglio, Colitti. 1028 01:28:42,580 --> 01:28:44,685 All there, all there... 1029 01:28:44,915 --> 01:28:47,698 buried in the Albanian mud. 1030 01:28:48,885 --> 01:28:49,966 Here's to them. 1031 01:28:51,350 --> 01:28:53,173 - To them. - To them. 1032 01:28:55,704 --> 01:28:57,111 And so... 1033 01:28:58,969 --> 01:29:01,075 Here's your Nebbiolo 1955. 1034 01:29:01,178 --> 01:29:04,278 Better a good '55 than a bad '44. Am I wrong? 1035 01:29:04,379 --> 01:29:05,808 Look at that. 1036 01:29:05,916 --> 01:29:07,858 - Look at that splendor. - This will be good. 1037 01:29:08,285 --> 01:29:09,976 Off with the nightdress. 1038 01:29:13,022 --> 01:29:15,740 Don't spill it on your pants. 1039 01:29:16,287 --> 01:29:19,485 War makes people live, and war kills people. 1040 01:29:19,584 --> 01:29:21,527 - Unfortunately. - But we're alive. 1041 01:29:21,633 --> 01:29:24,154 - And how! - We're very alive. 1042 01:29:27,459 --> 01:29:28,388 Me, me! 1043 01:29:28,676 --> 01:29:32,671 To the Tettamanzi sisters. Joy, love and great lunches! 1044 01:29:35,046 --> 01:29:37,054 Pour me some, Emerenziano. 1045 01:29:41,352 --> 01:29:43,328 Wait for Paronzini! 1046 01:29:50,315 --> 01:29:52,683 Sunday again! 1047 01:30:32,187 --> 01:30:34,391 Tarsilla, no! 1048 01:30:48,929 --> 01:30:50,490 He's crazy! 1049 01:31:59,194 --> 01:32:00,886 Caterina! 1050 01:32:02,491 --> 01:32:03,702 Caterina! 1051 01:32:04,860 --> 01:32:06,649 I'm coming to you! 1052 01:32:07,805 --> 01:32:09,049 Yes! 1053 01:32:09,150 --> 01:32:10,133 Stay there. 1054 01:32:10,559 --> 01:32:11,639 Caterina, wait. 1055 01:32:18,017 --> 01:32:18,965 Wait! 1056 01:32:20,226 --> 01:32:21,720 Oh, sir! 1057 01:32:22,691 --> 01:32:24,153 My goodness! 1058 01:32:25,091 --> 01:32:27,361 Help! Help! 1059 01:32:27,460 --> 01:32:28,704 Miss! 1060 01:32:28,933 --> 01:32:30,275 Quickly, Miss! 1061 01:32:30,373 --> 01:32:32,229 - What's happened? - Tarsilla! 1062 01:32:32,518 --> 01:32:33,566 Why are you shouting? 1063 01:32:33,670 --> 01:32:37,087 He lean against the wall and fell there. 1064 01:32:37,961 --> 01:32:39,390 - Who? - Emerenziano. 1065 01:32:39,497 --> 01:32:41,057 Emerenziano, no! 1066 01:32:41,481 --> 01:32:43,654 - Oh, Emerenziano! - No! 1067 01:32:46,059 --> 01:32:48,743 - What happened? - I didn't see anything. 1068 01:32:48,843 --> 01:32:50,470 Call the doctor, quickly! 1069 01:32:50,573 --> 01:32:53,444 No, no, no. Maybe he had too much to drink. 1070 01:32:56,207 --> 01:32:57,385 Try to sit him up. 1071 01:33:35,773 --> 01:33:37,367 He wants the newspaper. 1072 01:33:45,505 --> 01:33:47,098 Here you go, my dear. 1073 01:34:05,576 --> 01:34:07,137 He wants an ice-cream. 1074 01:34:27,792 --> 01:34:33,676 ANY SIMILARITIES TO ACTUAL PERSONS OR EVENTS ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL