1 00:00:10,190 --> 00:00:15,490 On the street of many pleasures, stands a house of seven 2 00:00:15,490 --> 00:00:19,930 joys. Like you see it in the movies, 3 00:00:21,330 --> 00:00:27,150 it's where groovy girls and boys, in the oriental past, 4 00:00:27,470 --> 00:00:30,970 you are welcome night and day. 5 00:00:33,190 --> 00:00:39,270 Recommended by Matt, and by the A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A. 6 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,220 On the street of many pleasures. 7 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:49,980 In the house of seven joys. 8 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,740 Anytime you feel like swinging. 9 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,100 There are seven playing toys. 10 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,780 Oriental relaxation. 11 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:04,959 Chinese psychedelic cults. 12 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,400 Recommended by Matt Helm. 13 00:01:22,890 --> 00:01:23,890 and enjoy it. 14 00:01:24,790 --> 00:01:27,210 You will dig the power jail. 15 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:26,700 With a billion in gold shining at me, I feel reckless. 16 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,380 I'll open for a dime. 17 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:37,620 Well, with a billion in gold, I'm in. 18 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,150 Contact all elements. 19 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:45,090 Operation Rainbow is entering phase one. 20 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:47,990 Execute. Repeat. 21 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:49,430 Execute. 22 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,940 This isn't a scheduled stop. 23 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:48,800 No sweat, man. 24 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,200 Relax, man. 25 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:55,420 Everything's okay. 26 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:53,320 10 seconds behind schedule. 27 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,200 Is that catastrophic? 28 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:58,100 Yes, I deplore sloppiness. 29 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,000 Elton, McDonald. 30 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:48,900 McDonald! 31 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:53,240 All sections from 6 through 18 are on emergency standby. 32 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,700 I'm picking up Matt Helman. 33 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,800 Phase 2, intercept McDonald. 34 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,020 Repeat, phase 2, intercept McDonald. 35 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:08,460 Yes, Your Excellency. 36 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:09,960 Go. 37 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,680 What if they can't? 38 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,800 If we can delay the American counterforce by that much, it will add 39 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,120 minutes to each phase of Operation Rainbow. 40 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,080 McDonald, ice. 41 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:49,040 Establish roadblocks to pick up black sedan, two occupants. Maryland plates. 42 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:04,860 Long distance, cause you're switchboard to the best. 43 00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:19,740 Will you try his radio band? 44 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,040 I can't get through to him. 45 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,800 I can't reach him either, Mac. 46 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,160 Oh, 47 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:39,260 I will dance on the night 48 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:42,060 that we're away. 49 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:51,080 We'll have to keep dancing or you'll 50 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,080 burn. 51 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:22,030 Grab your coat, get your pail, let me take you in the 52 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,030 barn, dear. 53 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:30,650 Just sit back and watch, cause I found a cow who gives God. 54 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:52,630 I'm glad you dropped by. I want you to meet some cute little... No, never mind. 55 00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:55,730 Hey, but I'm paying those girls double time. Do you know what it costs to 56 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:57,790 time all those girls? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get in. 57 00:10:58,410 --> 00:10:59,410 Hey, 58 00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:07,910 you got turned around. 59 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:11,290 Somebody left my phone off the hook. Yeah, and I know who that somebody was. 60 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:12,870 Now shut up and listen. 61 00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:17,810 One billion dollars in American gold en route to London was stolen from a train 62 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:18,810 in Denmark. 63 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,480 Panic time in every money market in the world, if the story breaks. 64 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:28,680 So, we can't send in a task force. It's got to be a one -man job. 65 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:33,180 Let me guess who you got in mind. 66 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:44,640 Yes, Operation Rainbow has entered phase three precisely on schedule. 67 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:52,160 You may notify our brokers in Bombay, Ceylon, and Tokyo that the gold will not 68 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:57,220 be delivered... repeat, not be delivered to London on Monday. 69 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,600 We've got one lead from Interpol. 70 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:20,470 That's where it's at. 71 00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:31,010 Count Massimo Cantini. 72 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:34,090 Now, you name it, he probably owns it. 73 00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:37,030 Oil, steel, railroads, munitions in a dozen countries. 74 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:39,530 Multi -millionaire. 75 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:41,590 Aiming at a multi -billion. 76 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,960 I like your style. 77 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,300 Lola Medina. 78 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,740 The Office of the President of the United States. 79 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:11,060 Mr. MacDonald, because of our balance of payment deficits, the gold cannot be 80 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,640 replaced. It must be recovered. 81 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,620 Our best estimate is this. 82 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:22,220 From the time Mr. Helm arrives in Copenhagen, He will have 48 hours to 83 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,220 accomplish his mission. 84 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,700 Is there anything else, Mr. President? No, that is all. 85 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,820 That's all, Mr. MacDonald. 86 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:38,620 Alola Medina got her severance pay several months ago. 87 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,020 He fired her? 88 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,900 But he had this waiting in the wings. 89 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:56,220 Four. 90 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,560 Hold a bit, my dear. 91 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,180 Oh, I really like his style. 92 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,480 Lenka Kerensky. 93 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:14,680 And remember, she's about as gentle as a barracuda. 94 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,340 It's highly volatile. 95 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,420 Disappears in 15 or 20 seconds. 96 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:33,080 20 seconds. Hardly seems worth the trouble. 97 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,660 But anyone exposed to it without these goggles is blinded for at least a minute 98 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:37,279 and a half. 99 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,660 Enough time to do anything. 100 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,020 You'll use your standard cover. 101 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:41,260 Freelance photographer. 102 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:45,860 This switch activates the smoke ejection unit, Matt. Matt, we have one prayer. 103 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,900 The Danish tourist bureau is trying to get you into Contini Chateau. 104 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,440 Take pretty pictures? 105 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:55,440 To find out whatever you can. 106 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,360 Hello. 107 00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,760 Contini's our only lead, Matt. 108 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,920 Nelson, scramble your phone. 109 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,320 Any report from the Danish tourist bureau? 110 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,100 Negative, Mac. 111 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,020 Well, we can't wait any longer. 112 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,380 And your chance of finding Contini is nil. 113 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,940 Oh, but you're going to make sure he finds me. 114 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,780 Nelson, break Matt's cover. 115 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,760 You've got to be trying to get rid of me. 116 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:29,680 Alert the network in Zone 3 that Matt's on his way to Denmark to recover that 117 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,680 billion in gold. 118 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,400 Just one thing. What if Contini's, uh, what if he ain't to die? 119 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,940 No, then whoever's got that gold will be right on your tail. 120 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:38,920 But we'll give you every protection we can. 121 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,220 This is your minute copy. 122 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,780 It's very simple, Matt. 123 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:45,960 Two universal joints, three master lock screws, you're in business. 124 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,980 Goes in there, then into the trunk of your car. 125 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:52,980 Now, this just came over from research. 126 00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:06,230 Blows up, huh? 127 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,170 So, no, we don't even have a name for it yet. 128 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:23,190 Why don't we call it a little bit of Hanky Panky? 129 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,340 Mr. Helm has arrived. 130 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,560 Very good. 131 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:47,380 The information from Zone 3 was accurate. 132 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,600 Mr. Helm is at the airport. 133 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,280 Very well. 134 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,320 Keep him under surveillance, but do not kill him. 135 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:56,900 Yet. 136 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,200 May I ask why Your Excellency's being so generous? 137 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,700 How generous, my dear? 138 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,680 Cautious. 139 00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:14,260 Your car is ready, and your baggage has been delivered to it. 140 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,040 How about the extra equipment? 141 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,920 In the trunk, as per your instructions. 142 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,520 Thank you. 143 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,780 And thank you for help. 144 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:37,800 He's leaving now. Follow him. 145 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,940 Direct my team. You're called. 146 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:08,450 Operation Rainbow has entered Phase 4 on schedule. 147 00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:11,450 Stand by for my instructions on Monday morning. 148 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:18,030 Congratulations are in order. 149 00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:22,490 Congratulations are premature, my dear Massimo. 150 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,610 The report from Zone 3 has been confirmed. 151 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:27,390 And Mr. 152 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,970 Helm is on the scene. Thank you. 153 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:31,970 So what do you intend to do? 154 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,640 I haven't decided. 155 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,600 At the moment, he's under surveillance. 156 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:39,420 Massimo, don't waste time. 157 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,220 Kill him. 158 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,840 I never waste anything or anyone, dear Linka. 159 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:54,980 But this breakdown in American security is far too convenient for my liking. 160 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:59,660 Our schedule has very little tolerance for error. 161 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:03,860 Errors are made by those who blindly accept the obvious. 162 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:08,360 And I can't believe that they would risk an agent of Mr. 163 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:10,360 Helms' caliber quite so casually. 164 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,360 But I will find out. 165 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,360 And then I will kill him. 166 00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:37,949 be of assistance. 167 00:22:37,950 --> 00:22:41,050 Oh, he always gets that way after a couple martinis. 168 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,680 It's a pleasure to welcome you to Copenhagen. 169 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,480 I'm so sorry. I twisted my ankle. 170 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:48,320 I better have a look at it. No, no, it's all right, really. 171 00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:50,580 Thank you so much. 172 00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:51,960 It's my pleasure. 173 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:55,010 Boulevard Greg, number 14, tonight. 174 00:24:07,730 --> 00:24:09,610 Very pleasant hotel here. 175 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,370 Mr. Helm? Yes? 176 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:18,730 I'm Freya. 177 00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:21,150 Welcome to Denmark, Mr. Helm. 178 00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,490 You always greet people like this? 179 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,910 I'm Freya Carlson, your tourist bureau contact. 180 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:28,950 These are for you, street maps, places of interest. 181 00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:30,970 This is for you, too. 182 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,110 What year was that? 183 00:24:34,330 --> 00:24:36,350 1949. Oh, it's a very good year. 184 00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:38,270 I'm here to help you in any way I can. 185 00:24:38,530 --> 00:24:39,830 Well, it's very nice of you. 186 00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:41,310 Is there anything you'd like for me to do? 187 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,050 Yes, ma 'am, a couple things. 188 00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:44,069 Yes, sir. 189 00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:46,770 Would you mind getting off my camera case, please? 190 00:24:47,590 --> 00:24:48,590 Oh, I'm sorry. 191 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,950 Oh, that's all right. I'm sorry. That's okay. 192 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:55,420 What about the arrangements at the Contini Chateau? 193 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:58,500 Oh, that's in the works. I'm expecting a call from the Chateau at 11. 194 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:03,320 I'm sorry about... Welcome to Denmark. 195 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,960 Some kind of hotel you've got here. 196 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:19,420 A pack of bottles is better than none. 197 00:25:32,650 --> 00:25:33,650 Thank you. 198 00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:05,810 It's open come in 199 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:50,800 Come to me, my melancholy baby. 200 00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,920 Cuddle up and don't be shy. 201 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:12,920 I adore you, pet, but the towel's a 202 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,920 little wet. 203 00:27:17,910 --> 00:27:21,970 We hang it out to dry. 204 00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:26,310 You're early, Mr. Elm. 205 00:27:28,030 --> 00:27:29,950 I wasn't sure you'd come. 206 00:27:31,770 --> 00:27:34,490 I was, Miss Lola Medina. 207 00:27:35,390 --> 00:27:38,410 Oh, I underestimated you. 208 00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:40,870 You know who I am. 209 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,480 I need your advice. 210 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,960 Advice? 211 00:27:52,260 --> 00:27:54,440 Would you please change the color of the light? 212 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,820 Turn down the color of the lights? 213 00:27:58,960 --> 00:27:59,960 Oh. 214 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:01,620 Turn the red one? 215 00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:03,420 Red, hmm? 216 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:11,100 Mr. Helm, as a professional photographer, which color would be most 217 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,840 in this particular light? 218 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,480 That clashes with your eyes. 219 00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:23,000 And I know you're set up with Contini. 220 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,400 Would you turn on the blue light, please? 221 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,080 Blue light. 222 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,700 Must be the second one, huh? 223 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,120 Is this more intricate? 224 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,320 I also know you're off the team. 225 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:41,380 But I was on the team when Operation Rainbow was being planned. 226 00:28:47,470 --> 00:28:48,870 Would you put on the green light? 227 00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:55,050 Operation Rainbow? 228 00:28:56,050 --> 00:29:00,950 Operation Rainbow, our codename for a billion dollar... What's your American 229 00:29:00,950 --> 00:29:02,190 word? Heist. 230 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:31,140 I know what you're after, and I like the way you're going about it. 231 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,600 Thank you, Mr. Hamm. Oh, thank 232 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:40,500 you. 233 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:46,680 I mean, no thank. I mean, I don't use them. 234 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:12,900 Nobody is going to believe this down at the office, but I'm on a very tight 235 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:13,900 schedule. 236 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,260 But I know where the gold is, Mr. Hale. 237 00:30:20,060 --> 00:30:23,300 Well, I'm not on that tight a schedule. 238 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,400 I love flexible men. 239 00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:28,780 Well, 240 00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:31,960 there's just two little words. 241 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,020 Where it is, how much. 242 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,100 I'm a gypsy, Mr. L. 243 00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:43,420 My father was a gypsy. 244 00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,840 And he taught us one thing. 245 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:54,880 Wise men enjoy pleasure before business. 246 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:59,800 I like your father's thinking. 247 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,900 I'm a wretched hostess, Mr. 248 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:12,999 Hill. 249 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,620 I haven't offered you a thing. 250 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,220 Oh, I wouldn't say that. 251 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,200 What do you prefer? 252 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:36,780 To drink. 253 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,220 I've heard that you do. 254 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,280 Drink? 255 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,600 Well, let's just call it a hobby. 256 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,360 A scotch on a rock. 257 00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:54,980 Oh, I'm so sorry. 258 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,960 I'm out of scotch. 259 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:01,660 Can I give you something else? 260 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,400 Surprise me. 261 00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:14,960 Mr. Helm, for my cooperation, I want two things. 262 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:21,700 Massimo Contini destroyed and one million dollars. 263 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:30,220 One million dollars. 264 00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:38,060 Oh. 265 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,610 You're in luck. Mr. Hill. 266 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,600 Get out of the car. 267 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,860 Your hands in the air, please. 268 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,600 Wait just a minute. You're on another vacation. 269 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,460 Wait just a minute. 270 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,220 Just a minute. I'm Freya Carlson from the Danish Tourist Bureau. 271 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,400 Oh, for heaven's sakes, put that silly gun away. This happens to be Matt Helm, 272 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,240 one of America's most distinguished photographers. 273 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:03,940 Well, that may be true, but... No news from the chateau yet. 274 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,900 Have you had your dinner? 275 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:11,710 Look. Miss Carlson, we've just received reports of an explosion and a homicide 276 00:34:11,710 --> 00:34:14,870 in this building that your Mr. Helm was leaving so hastily. Well, I would say 277 00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:18,650 leaving the air of an explosion hastily is an extremely sensible reaction. 278 00:34:19,389 --> 00:34:21,389 It must have been horrifying. 279 00:34:21,710 --> 00:34:22,710 Will you shut up? 280 00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:25,570 Come along, sir. I'm only trying to help. 281 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:29,090 Don't do me a favor. You're helping me right into death's door. Why don't you 282 00:34:29,090 --> 00:34:30,810 split? Go call the American Embassy. 283 00:34:31,130 --> 00:34:34,170 I'm not running out on you. Please do me a favor. Run out, huh? Dessert. 284 00:34:34,389 --> 00:34:35,389 Dessert! 285 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,139 Helm, what a pleasant surprise. 286 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,560 I hope so. 287 00:34:44,659 --> 00:34:45,659 What is all this? 288 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,400 Excellency, we're checking an explosion and a homicide. Then I suggest that you 289 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,360 get on with it. I'll vouch for Mr. Helm. 290 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:52,940 Yes, Excellency. 291 00:34:54,980 --> 00:34:59,440 Mr. Helm, I am Count Massimo Contini. I know you by your reputation, of course. 292 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,400 Count Contini, I've been trying to get in touch with you for days. We wanted 293 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,280 permission to photograph your chateau. That would be my pleasure. 294 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,960 Shall we say 10 o 'clock tomorrow morning? 295 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,420 Yes, fine, 10 o 'clock. 296 00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:18,540 Who we? We, we. What's we? 297 00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:20,240 Us. You and me. 298 00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:23,700 My orders from the Cheers Bureau are to work directly under you. 299 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,760 Directly under me. 300 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,560 The first order is to get out of here. 301 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,440 Yes, sir. 302 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,640 It was a rather noisy exit. 303 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,420 Arranged by you? 304 00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:57,820 But of course. 305 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,440 She met with Mr. Helm for only one reason. To betray you. 306 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:05,700 So I simply stopped by her place and dropped off a gift bottle of scotch. 307 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,460 that inevitable kick in it. 308 00:37:07,820 --> 00:37:10,960 But you disobeyed my orders. You risked the life of Mr. Helm. 309 00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:13,120 Oh, darling. 310 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,700 We discussed all that last night. 311 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:19,580 It seemed to me that you forgave me. No? 312 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:22,860 Last night, I was in a forgiving mood. 313 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,540 This morning, I'm thinking realistically of one billion in gold... 314 00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:33,580 and Mr. Helm. 315 00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:03,870 whose character we will now test. 316 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:21,730 Mr. Helm, His Excellency will see you now. 317 00:38:22,290 --> 00:38:23,490 This way, please. 318 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:53,420 Miss Carlson, Mr. Helm, you are prompt. 319 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:56,320 We couldn't wait to get started, Your Excellency. 320 00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:59,800 We? I'll take notes while Mr. Helm takes the pictures. 321 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,680 Take her any time. 322 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:17,120 Miss Carlson, Mr. Helm, my fiancée, Miss Linka Karensky. 323 00:39:19,470 --> 00:39:23,750 Miss Kerensky, they told me... Linka, please call me Linka, Mr. Helm. 324 00:39:24,630 --> 00:39:26,850 Oh, well, make mine Matt, okay? 325 00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:30,070 They told me the count had great taste. 326 00:39:30,310 --> 00:39:31,310 Who told you that? 327 00:39:31,390 --> 00:39:32,348 I did. 328 00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:34,230 Uh, Mr. 329 00:39:34,490 --> 00:39:36,250 Helm, we came here to work, remember? 330 00:39:37,330 --> 00:39:40,010 Yes. Perhaps you'd like to start in the conservatory. 331 00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,150 Come along, my dear. 332 00:39:42,490 --> 00:39:44,630 The view is simply breathtaking. 333 00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:48,170 It sure is. 334 00:39:52,170 --> 00:39:53,170 Something I said? 335 00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:58,570 In our civilized business, this is the traditional time to offer you a 336 00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:01,030 or some liquid refreshment, perhaps. 337 00:40:01,750 --> 00:40:07,430 But since we are professional people on limiting time schedules, I suggest that 338 00:40:07,430 --> 00:40:08,630 we dispense with such amenities. 339 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,910 Oh, no, let's not dispense with any of those things. 340 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:15,270 But of course you're right. 341 00:40:15,710 --> 00:40:16,710 Carl? 342 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:30,800 There's so little time for grace and civility in this vulgar world of ours. 343 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:35,420 Well, I'll say it once and I'll say it again. I like your style. 344 00:40:39,060 --> 00:40:41,980 Actually, I would have preferred to live in a different century. 345 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,840 Florence in the 13th or Germany in the 18th. Wouldn't you, Mr. Elm? I'd be all 346 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,080 wrong. I'd be dead by now. 347 00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:52,900 Which brings me precisely to the point. 348 00:40:53,550 --> 00:40:55,410 You see, I know who you are, Mr. Helm. 349 00:40:55,810 --> 00:40:56,990 An agent of ice. 350 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:02,670 And I know why you came to Denmark. To recover one billion dollars in American 351 00:41:02,670 --> 00:41:03,670 gold. 352 00:41:04,290 --> 00:41:06,510 Well, summer's putting you on, Count. 353 00:41:07,150 --> 00:41:08,390 Please, Mr. Helm. 354 00:41:08,930 --> 00:41:10,770 Stupidity has a tendency to make me impatient. 355 00:41:11,690 --> 00:41:17,150 However, luckily I dislike unnecessary violence which may lead to unnecessary 356 00:41:17,150 --> 00:41:18,150 publicity. 357 00:41:18,530 --> 00:41:22,570 Therefore, you are going to South America on the next available flight. 358 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,100 With one million dollars in cash. 359 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,020 Oh, I'd hate myself in the morning. 360 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,480 Two million? 361 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:36,480 I'd hate myself twice in the morning. I'd lose my sense of values. You are 362 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,220 interfering with plans as delicately balanced as a Swiss chronometer. 363 00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:45,840 Therefore, I must kill you. 364 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,640 Now, you remember what you said about being stupid. 365 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:56,080 You think I walked in here without knowing I could walk out? 366 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,460 Now, the Danish tourist bureau, they know where I am. 367 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,680 And they know the minute I'm expected back. 368 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,600 If I don't show up, you're going to be up to your hips in cops. 369 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,040 Freya? 370 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,440 What? 371 00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:12,860 Tell them the tourist bureau, they know where I am, right? 372 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,980 Oh, no, Mr. Helm. No, Mr. Helm? No, our clients have complete privacy. 373 00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:19,720 No one knows who you are. 374 00:42:26,730 --> 00:42:27,730 Smile. 375 00:42:28,650 --> 00:42:31,570 I didn't smile. 376 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,560 That's Mr. Helms. 377 00:45:28,129 --> 00:45:30,370 They're trying to kill us, Mr. Young. They're trying to kill us. 378 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,600 Awful driver. 379 00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:31,740 Hang on to your miniskirt. 380 00:46:33,740 --> 00:46:34,740 At the time, the road dead end. 381 00:48:25,230 --> 00:48:27,410 Bring it down now 382 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Oh no! 383 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:50,359 You'd better. 384 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,900 Each phase of the operation has been advanced eight hours. 385 00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:56,580 You will have the pleasure of killing Mr. Helm. 386 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:01,420 Thank you very much, Your Excellency. 387 00:51:25,130 --> 00:51:26,130 Call you. 388 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,340 Know why I've been blue. 389 00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:35,860 Trade each night for a roommate. 390 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,660 Exactly like you. 391 00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:46,120 Mr. Howard? You rang. 392 00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:48,980 No, I didn't. 393 00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:53,500 But since you're here, why don't you sit down? 394 00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:55,240 My name is Eurang. 395 00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:57,760 Your name is Eurang? 396 00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,320 Well, that's good. 397 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,300 Lie down. 398 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,720 I want to talk to you. 399 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,160 Believe me. 400 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:21,260 About a certain billion dollars in gold. 401 00:53:21,860 --> 00:53:24,280 Half a billion, Mr. Helm. 402 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,800 I'm thinking of a... 403 00:53:28,030 --> 00:53:29,030 Partnership. 404 00:53:30,530 --> 00:53:31,650 So am I. 405 00:53:34,010 --> 00:53:37,890 Shall we, um, come to the point? 406 00:53:42,570 --> 00:53:48,670 Well, maybe you're in too big a hurry. Now that we're partners, uh, won't you 407 00:53:48,670 --> 00:53:50,250 just relax, Miss Uran? 408 00:53:51,390 --> 00:53:53,170 Let's not be formal, Matt. 409 00:53:53,650 --> 00:53:56,030 My first name is Wen. 410 00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:03,400 When you rang, I said I'd answer to say hello. 411 00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:09,980 Now, where did you say my half a billion in gold was? 412 00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:13,320 In the same place my half a billion is. 413 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,660 Pardon me, Mr. Helm. 414 00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:19,260 She's here. 415 00:54:22,580 --> 00:54:25,240 No, yes, she's here. 416 00:54:26,570 --> 00:54:31,210 She's got a knife in her hand. I know she's got a knife in her hand, and I 417 00:54:31,210 --> 00:54:32,210 I'd call you. 418 00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:35,150 But it's very important. 419 00:54:38,410 --> 00:54:40,210 Pardon me? 420 00:54:46,510 --> 00:54:47,970 We're having a party, no? 421 00:54:49,070 --> 00:54:50,070 Here. 422 00:54:51,270 --> 00:54:54,350 They, um, they told me you were a unique. 423 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,680 experience, Mr. Helm. 424 00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:58,260 That? 425 00:54:59,780 --> 00:55:00,980 Incredibly formidable. 426 00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:03,220 Exciting. 427 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,720 For now, I shall never find out. 428 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:10,800 Mr. Helm, Mr. MacDonald has been calling, and he's on his way here. 429 00:55:20,140 --> 00:55:23,200 Oh, isn't that an adorable mink, Mr. Helm? 430 00:55:27,790 --> 00:55:30,830 I don't know what you've got, but you sure got bad timing. 431 00:55:38,910 --> 00:55:39,910 Yes? 432 00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:42,130 Linker? 433 00:55:43,050 --> 00:55:44,050 Alive? 434 00:55:44,890 --> 00:55:45,890 Loved. 435 00:55:50,230 --> 00:55:51,230 Mr. Allen? 436 00:55:52,010 --> 00:55:54,910 Aren't you going to wait for Mr. McDonald? He cabled a bureau that he'd 437 00:55:54,910 --> 00:55:55,910 tonight. 438 00:55:56,350 --> 00:55:57,350 Oh, do me a favor. 439 00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,279 Yes, sir. 440 00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,680 Go play in the freeway. 441 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:02,720 Without a car. 442 00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:15,560 JB, 443 00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:17,900 please. JB. 444 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Yes. 445 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,960 Establish an observation post at Cantini Chateau. 446 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,420 It will be functional at 0800 hours. 447 00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:28,009 Right. 448 00:56:44,510 --> 00:56:48,630 Mr. MacDonald, can you give us any assurance that Matt Helm will complete 449 00:56:48,630 --> 00:56:49,630 mission on time? 450 00:56:49,890 --> 00:56:52,330 I regret to say that I can't, Mr. Ambassador. 451 00:56:52,830 --> 00:56:55,630 Well, you see, Matt's been out of contact for the past 26 hours. 452 00:56:56,770 --> 00:57:01,990 Gentlemen, unless we get that gold on Monday, by noon the pound will be 453 00:57:01,990 --> 00:57:05,010 worthless. And in that event, how long could the American dollar survive? 454 00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:07,090 Can't we send in a task force? 455 00:57:07,470 --> 00:57:08,470 No, sir. 456 00:57:08,610 --> 00:57:10,230 We just can't risk a news break. 457 00:57:11,030 --> 00:57:13,570 However, I've notified Matt that I'm on my way to Copenhagen. 458 00:57:14,350 --> 00:57:17,150 I'll report to you by 0100. 459 00:57:17,990 --> 00:57:18,990 Gentlemen? 460 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:58,260 If your sweetheart puts a pistol in her bed, 461 00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:03,520 you'd do better 462 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:08,560 sleeping with your uncle friend. 463 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,340 I told you I'd love to come. 464 00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:17,240 Of course, but you startled me. You weren't expecting me? 465 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,190 Oh. But I'm delighted you're here. 466 00:59:19,430 --> 00:59:21,730 As a matter of fact, I could use a little help. Would you please? 467 00:59:23,170 --> 00:59:24,170 No. 468 00:59:26,710 --> 00:59:28,030 Which way? Up or down? 469 00:59:28,910 --> 00:59:31,170 Well, there's always a choice, Mr. Helm, isn't there? 470 00:59:34,030 --> 00:59:36,730 Thank you. 471 00:59:39,490 --> 00:59:41,110 I thought you wanted to talk. 472 00:59:42,190 --> 00:59:46,830 Well, can't that wait? I always prefer pleasure before business. 473 00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:50,520 Hmm. I bet your father was a wise old gypsy. 474 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:52,740 Because I'm going barefoot? 475 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,200 Yeah, just a thought. But I like your thinking. 476 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:56,480 Pleasure first. 477 00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:00,540 Without interruptions. 478 01:00:01,940 --> 01:00:03,120 Were you expecting someone? 479 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:08,420 Yeah. That nice, friendly character in your car. But don't you worry about him. 480 01:00:08,940 --> 01:00:10,740 He's taking a nice long nap. 481 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,860 Oh, well, that was stupid. 482 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,000 Carl is no threat to you. 483 01:00:16,330 --> 01:00:17,330 And neither am I. 484 01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:23,450 So this is the place I was going to get shot in the back. 485 01:00:24,210 --> 01:00:28,170 Kind of a stylish pad to take off from. 486 01:00:29,210 --> 01:00:30,490 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 487 01:00:31,370 --> 01:00:32,370 I took the gun. 488 01:00:35,530 --> 01:00:37,790 Well, of course Contini sent me here to kill you. 489 01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:42,610 But you see, on the way over here, I changed my mind and I decided not to. 490 01:00:44,970 --> 01:00:48,710 After I decked that friendly chap and after I took the hardware, then you 491 01:00:48,710 --> 01:00:50,210 decided... Mr. Helmer? 492 01:00:50,430 --> 01:00:51,430 Hmm? 493 01:00:51,570 --> 01:00:52,570 Come here. 494 01:00:54,670 --> 01:00:56,470 Want me to lie down so you can talk to me? 495 01:01:00,330 --> 01:01:01,330 Okay. 496 01:01:05,770 --> 01:01:12,290 About a partnership. 497 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:14,720 Full partnership? 498 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:16,400 Name on a rug? 499 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,060 Door? Floor? 500 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:29,760 You see, the trains have stopped for 501 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:34,120 Contini and me and... I'm getting off. 502 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,760 To wait for me? 503 01:01:46,220 --> 01:01:51,680 Because I was told you were going worth waiting for. 504 01:01:51,940 --> 01:01:55,060 Gossip. Just gossip. Don't you believe me? 505 01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:57,100 No. 506 01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:05,660 Mr. Helm, look under the pillow at your left -hand side. 507 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:20,480 You see, my friendly chauffeur and the other gun, they're just decoys. 508 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:26,080 And that is the gun I was supposed to kill you with. 509 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:31,000 And I'm even taking off my bracelet because I don't want you to get 510 01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:34,900 Now, do you believe me? 511 01:02:37,340 --> 01:02:38,340 I'd better. 512 01:02:38,820 --> 01:02:41,260 You got a deal now. Where is the gold? 513 01:02:43,050 --> 01:02:44,250 It's being moved right now. 514 01:02:45,590 --> 01:02:48,870 They won't believe this down at the office either, but here's a straight 515 01:02:48,870 --> 01:02:50,550 question. Where to? 516 01:02:52,410 --> 01:02:53,630 I really don't know. 517 01:02:54,910 --> 01:02:56,930 And I won't know for hours. 518 01:02:58,110 --> 01:03:02,530 So you see, we have all the time in the world. 519 01:03:31,460 --> 01:03:35,120 Horn. It's a horn. It's not a horn. You didn't... That was... Tell me you didn't 520 01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,420 hear a horn. You heard a horn? 521 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:37,880 Mm -hmm. 522 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,160 She's here. 523 01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:41,020 She's here. 524 01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:56,480 You got a deal, partner. Now, you call me. 525 01:04:37,900 --> 01:04:42,240 There's activity, but nothing conclusive maintain surveillance 526 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,200 Let me call you sweetheart. 527 01:05:41,660 --> 01:05:46,180 I'm in love with you. 528 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:55,900 I haven't seen your face, dear, but your leg 529 01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:59,080 will do. 530 01:07:13,070 --> 01:07:17,330 Each phase of our operation has been advanced ten hours. Repeat, ten hours. 531 01:07:17,770 --> 01:07:21,770 Shipments will be delivered according to my prearranged schedules, but our 532 01:07:21,770 --> 01:07:23,630 tolerances have been drastically reduced. 533 01:07:24,070 --> 01:07:29,510 McDonald is here, which means that ICE has established red alert plus one. 534 01:07:29,810 --> 01:07:31,050 You tried and failed. 535 01:07:31,410 --> 01:07:32,410 I won't tonight. 536 01:07:32,970 --> 01:07:35,270 Words. I can't afford the luxury of words. 537 01:07:35,670 --> 01:07:38,150 There's been a serious breakdown in security. 538 01:07:38,370 --> 01:07:41,410 The shadow has been under surveillance for seven hours. Deplorable. 539 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:48,040 When the estate is re -secured and quadrants checked, you will make a phone 540 01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:51,460 to Mr. Helm and you will arrange to meet him at the usual rendezvous. 541 01:08:12,109 --> 01:08:14,030 For God's sake, Freya. 542 01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:15,690 Let me look. 543 01:08:16,450 --> 01:08:17,689 Freya, how long has it been? 544 01:08:19,029 --> 01:08:23,229 Prague, or maybe it was the Jefferson... Don't tell me that you know little old 545 01:08:23,229 --> 01:08:24,229 Miss Fowler up here. 546 01:08:24,470 --> 01:08:28,450 Now, just one minute. I was told to work directly under you, and you refused to 547 01:08:28,450 --> 01:08:31,529 cooperate. You say that again, and I'm going to teach you to watch your 548 01:08:31,529 --> 01:08:33,990 language. Matt, I told you we'd give you all the protection we could. 549 01:08:35,490 --> 01:08:39,609 She's my protection? She happens to be with British intelligence. I get it. 550 01:08:39,609 --> 01:08:40,630 You're trying to get rid of me. 551 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,380 And an extremely efficient one, too. As a matter of fact, I've established an 552 01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:46,359 observation post above Cantini Chateau. 553 01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:48,200 And what did you find out? 554 01:08:48,460 --> 01:08:49,460 Nothing at all. 555 01:08:49,979 --> 01:08:51,240 The agent was killed. 556 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:52,600 That figures. 557 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:57,760 And, in addition, I was extremely efficient at the tramway with you rang, 558 01:08:57,859 --> 01:08:58,859 remember? Uh -huh. 559 01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:00,600 Oh, that was in the ladies' room. 560 01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:02,020 Wait a minute. 561 01:09:02,060 --> 01:09:03,120 You rang it here? 562 01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:04,380 Mm -hmm. 563 01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,220 Well, that's trouble in spade. 564 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:09,399 He's Cantini's top agent in Hong Kong. 565 01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:10,618 Matt, what inning is it? 566 01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:13,760 I think it's the ninth inning, and you're right on target, because Contini 567 01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:14,760 our guy. 568 01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:18,479 The United States is offering a 5 % finest fee for that gold, and no 569 01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:19,479 asked. 570 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:20,600 Fifty million, huh? 571 01:09:20,779 --> 01:09:25,040 Well, I'm supposed to meet Linka tonight, and they're setting me up for a 572 01:09:25,779 --> 01:09:28,380 But I'm going to shock her out of her miniskirt. 573 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:31,340 Oh, would you answer that, please? 574 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:35,399 No, over there, over there. And if it's little Linka, stall. 575 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,100 I mean, you know what that means, stall. 576 01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:40,560 Mr. Helms, sweet. 577 01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:44,779 I know he isn't at the moment. May I take a message? 578 01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:48,080 Thank you. 579 01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:52,319 It was your little linker. They really think I'm buying. 580 01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,200 Now, I only knew where you rang lived. 581 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:57,520 I had a cozy little chat with her. 582 01:09:58,780 --> 01:10:02,360 Just so happens that I know where you rang hangs her kimono. 583 01:10:03,140 --> 01:10:04,320 I'll bet you do. 584 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:05,840 Tend to one you don't. 585 01:10:09,130 --> 01:10:12,510 You just remember that this happens to be my home cricket pitch. 586 01:10:12,810 --> 01:10:15,330 Well, now, stop pitching your cricket and give. 587 01:10:15,930 --> 01:10:19,050 House of Seven Joys, number five, Viking Street. Ten to one. 588 01:10:21,890 --> 01:10:22,890 Matt, hold it. 589 01:10:23,210 --> 01:10:24,210 Now, be sensible. 590 01:10:24,590 --> 01:10:26,970 Use your head for something beside the target. You're walking right into a 591 01:10:26,970 --> 01:10:30,810 firing squad. I'm glad you're worried about me, but I'm going to be sensible. 592 01:10:31,370 --> 01:10:32,470 I'm using my head. 593 01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:34,270 I'm not meeting Linka tonight. 594 01:10:34,770 --> 01:10:35,830 You're picking her up. 595 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,240 Hello, partner. 596 01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:45,620 We have a golden opportunity, partner. 597 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:52,220 So why don't you meet me as soon as possible at the House of Seven Joys, 598 01:10:52,220 --> 01:10:57,440 Street? Oh, no, no, no. It's honest time now. The House of Seven Joys, that's, 599 01:10:57,440 --> 01:10:59,140 uh, Eurang's pad. 600 01:10:59,740 --> 01:11:00,840 We'll meet in the open. 601 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:04,460 Uh, Tivoli Gardens, Westgate. 602 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:06,560 And one more thing, sweetheart. 603 01:11:07,310 --> 01:11:10,250 I know where the gold is, so that makes me the senior partner. 604 01:11:15,590 --> 01:11:16,850 I believe he doth know. 605 01:11:18,290 --> 01:11:19,290 He may. 606 01:11:20,630 --> 01:11:21,630 And he may not. 607 01:11:24,670 --> 01:11:26,410 But I can't afford to speculate. 608 01:12:23,990 --> 01:12:24,650 May I 609 01:12:24,650 --> 01:12:41,750 call 610 01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:42,750 you a partner? 611 01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:45,630 It was thoughtful of you to call me, Mr. Helm. 612 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:47,900 with such an attractive proposal. 613 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:49,940 Oh, don't knock it, honey. 614 01:12:50,180 --> 01:12:51,940 The finest fee is 50 million. 615 01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:54,040 No questions, no strings. 616 01:12:55,140 --> 01:12:56,900 His Excellency would have questions. 617 01:12:57,700 --> 01:13:00,180 Who's he going to ask? Other guys wearing stripes. 618 01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:06,660 What to prevent me taking the whole ball of rice to Billion? 619 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:10,260 Well, in the first place, you don't have continuous contacts. 620 01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:13,680 And you're too little for that much loot. 621 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:16,720 Are you a chef? 622 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:20,340 Oh, I'm an agent of ice. I don't get one yen. 623 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:23,440 Oh, you're doing this only for duty? 624 01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:28,800 Well, I'm a very generous person. I figure, well, maybe around Christmas 625 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,180 you might send me a card or something. Forgive me, Your Honor. 626 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,920 There's a call from your headquarters in Bombay. 627 01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:36,220 Oh, excuse me. 628 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:37,680 Oh, no. 629 01:13:38,740 --> 01:13:44,620 Mr. Helm, betraying Massimo Contini is both dangerous and unprofitable. 630 01:14:15,950 --> 01:14:17,710 you'll have to admit it's been a two -way street. 631 01:14:18,690 --> 01:14:21,170 Were you tempted by his offer, my dear? 632 01:14:21,550 --> 01:14:23,190 Of course not, Your Excellency. 633 01:14:24,130 --> 01:14:30,390 That offer, Mr. Helm, removed my last nagging doubt. You don't know where the 634 01:14:30,390 --> 01:14:31,249 gold is. 635 01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:36,130 Otherwise, you would not have attempted to corrupt my loyal servant, Eurang. 636 01:14:37,330 --> 01:14:39,250 Oh, we know where it is. 637 01:14:39,590 --> 01:14:42,550 And that offer was plain common sense. 638 01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:47,390 We want to avoid publicity and also we want to avoid killing a couple dozen 639 01:14:47,390 --> 01:14:48,450 people. No. 640 01:14:49,370 --> 01:14:52,690 Now I can proceed precisely on schedule. 641 01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,890 Well, uh, you've forgotten something. 642 01:14:56,110 --> 01:14:57,910 I'm here. You're here. 643 01:14:58,310 --> 01:15:01,030 You rang and her friendly apes are here. 644 01:15:01,370 --> 01:15:08,190 But where is McDonald's? I would like to play poker 645 01:15:08,190 --> 01:15:12,530 with you, Mr. Helm, because you lie so unconvincingly. 646 01:15:33,260 --> 01:15:34,380 Just in the nick of time. 647 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:41,880 I was terribly disappointed that you couldn't keep our rendezvous, Mr. Helm. 648 01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:46,560 But Mr. MacDonald proved to be very cooperative, shall we say. 649 01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:49,720 Well, that's Mac, all right. Anything to help. 650 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:52,080 But one thing, we've got to get going. 651 01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:10,120 Well, if it isn't Miss Carlson. 652 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:17,020 My dear, you must be terribly dedicated to your work to wear an atrocious wig 653 01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:18,020 like that. 654 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,660 How very common of you to mention it. 655 01:16:43,310 --> 01:16:46,170 Your question, I believe, was, where is Mr. McDonald? 656 01:16:49,050 --> 01:16:51,110 You sure are something, Count. 657 01:16:51,390 --> 01:16:54,530 But I gotta tell you, I'm holding aces back to back. 658 01:16:55,370 --> 01:16:57,090 You're cold, Mr. Hill. 659 01:16:58,990 --> 01:17:00,190 Operation Rainbow. 660 01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:04,250 Go on. 661 01:17:04,970 --> 01:17:05,970 Lola Medina. 662 01:17:06,830 --> 01:17:10,510 The wild gypsy with the wise old pappy in the noisy bottle. 663 01:17:11,390 --> 01:17:14,710 She was your fun and games while Operation Rainbow was being planned. 664 01:17:15,310 --> 01:17:17,330 And you want to know something about gypsies? 665 01:17:17,630 --> 01:17:20,150 They love to drink and they love to talk. 666 01:17:21,670 --> 01:17:23,830 I'm sorry you said that, Mr. Helm. 667 01:17:24,550 --> 01:17:28,310 But it brings our pleasant little chat to an end. 668 01:17:30,450 --> 01:17:31,450 Hold on, Mac. 669 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:58,160 The tracks have been cleared to Luxembourg. Proceed to phase eight 670 01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:06,400 Be so good as to execute method Hellman -McDonald. 671 01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,200 And don't forget Miss Carlton. 672 01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:34,080 See ya! 673 01:19:02,250 --> 01:19:05,650 cylinder remove the glass wall 674 01:19:05,650 --> 01:19:10,890 and get ready 675 01:19:10,890 --> 01:19:21,150 how 676 01:19:21,150 --> 01:19:25,870 very unfortunate 677 01:19:36,270 --> 01:19:39,070 Get our pal to a hospital. Never mind me. Just stop continuing. 678 01:19:54,870 --> 01:19:56,030 That could have been you. 679 01:19:56,570 --> 01:19:59,430 Never. Never, never, never, never, never. 680 01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:23,060 The shipment will be en route to Luxembourg at H .R. minus ten. 681 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:40,720 You rang? 682 01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,300 Intercept map helmet. Travelling towards the chateau. 683 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,640 South by southwest. 684 01:20:46,580 --> 01:20:47,600 Yes, Your Excellency. 685 01:20:48,740 --> 01:20:49,740 Turn around. 686 01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:03,780 Turn left at the intersection. I know a shortcut. 687 01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:07,980 Are you sure? 688 01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:09,840 Yes, I'm sure. Turn left. 689 01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:14,640 Must be the wig. 690 01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:16,140 Beg your pardon? 691 01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:22,980 I mean, you... But the House of Seven Joys, you didn't do one thing wrong. 692 01:21:43,310 --> 01:21:44,310 right here. 693 01:22:18,410 --> 01:22:19,410 Somebody put a river here. 694 01:22:23,970 --> 01:22:25,450 I think it's too deep to cross. 695 01:23:43,020 --> 01:23:44,020 Too deep, huh? 696 01:23:46,420 --> 01:23:48,480 Well, you want to ask a question? 697 01:23:48,820 --> 01:23:50,060 Whose side are you on? 698 01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:56,220 Well, I'm an agent. 699 01:23:56,820 --> 01:23:59,360 And I also happen to be a good one. 700 01:24:00,460 --> 01:24:01,940 And I'm also a woman. 701 01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:28,760 Ching to the river. 702 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:38,440 I want to talk to you. 703 01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:42,220 I want to talk to you, too, after the job's finished. 704 01:25:16,430 --> 01:25:17,430 Yeah. 705 01:26:43,180 --> 01:26:45,620 You are on their side. I am not. 706 01:27:07,980 --> 01:27:08,980 Up you go. 707 01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:17,140 Miss Helm, I think you should know that I'm a bit of a coward about flying. 708 01:27:17,420 --> 01:27:18,420 What? 709 01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,240 Continue. 710 01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:28,720 Band 0 -5, come in. 711 01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:32,440 Are you reading me, Matt? 712 01:28:33,160 --> 01:28:36,460 Time's running out, Mr. MacDonald. For the British pound, the American dollar, 713 01:28:36,540 --> 01:28:37,478 the free world. 714 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:39,200 I can send in a division of troops. No. 715 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:41,440 No. 716 01:28:42,620 --> 01:28:45,400 Until I contact Matt, we can't make a move. 717 01:28:49,820 --> 01:28:53,340 Get on with it, Frankick. Move it nearer. Yes, Your Excellency. 718 01:29:07,140 --> 01:29:10,260 They will take care of Mr. Helms' terminal liquidation. 719 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:15,760 If they happen to fail, you will execute plan two. 720 01:29:16,220 --> 01:29:16,779 Yes, sir. 721 01:29:16,780 --> 01:29:20,680 Unfortunately, I can't stay to save Mr. Helms' final departure, but Luxembourg, 722 01:29:20,740 --> 01:29:21,880 I shall expect you to die. 723 01:29:32,660 --> 01:29:34,100 He's landing behind the chateau. 724 01:31:00,270 --> 01:31:02,490 Mr. Helm, goodbye. 725 01:31:08,430 --> 01:31:10,770 Our business must remain unfinished. 726 01:31:11,410 --> 01:31:12,870 I'm sorry, Matt. 727 01:33:41,640 --> 01:33:42,640 No. 728 01:34:12,929 --> 01:34:15,990 Just a minute. I'm not through with you yet. 729 01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:04,880 I could indulge myself by killing you, Mr. Helm, but I will leave that small 730 01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:07,160 trough to your colleague, Miss Carlton. 731 01:37:04,620 --> 01:37:07,180 I'm sorry. Did I hurt you? Of course you hurt me. 732 01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:16,339 No, no, no. 733 01:37:16,340 --> 01:37:17,520 Come with me. I know a better way. 734 01:37:18,260 --> 01:37:19,400 You sure it's not occupied? 735 01:38:27,980 --> 01:38:28,980 Isn't this wonderful? 736 01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:32,380 I just can't wait. 737 01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:34,700 Can't wait? 738 01:38:35,460 --> 01:38:37,520 I'd like to say, have our little talk. 739 01:39:17,290 --> 01:39:18,310 This is exciting. 740 01:40:30,670 --> 01:40:31,670 Comfortable, my dear. 741 01:40:32,310 --> 01:40:34,430 Yes, very comfortable, don't you? 742 01:41:32,560 --> 01:41:35,200 Mr. Hill, is my hair a mess? 743 01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:38,600 What? Is my hair a mess? 744 01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:39,880 Do you want to know the truth? 745 01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:41,200 Yes. You're a mess. 746 01:42:00,820 --> 01:42:01,920 Mr. McDonald, hold it. 747 01:42:02,350 --> 01:42:03,530 Hold it. I'm getting through to him. 748 01:42:03,870 --> 01:42:04,870 Matt? 749 01:42:05,470 --> 01:42:06,850 Matt, where the hell are you? 750 01:42:07,990 --> 01:42:09,770 Oh, I'm in Contini's diesel. 751 01:42:10,130 --> 01:42:15,030 And what's left of him is up the track about 30 miles from his chateau. 752 01:42:16,090 --> 01:42:19,290 Yeah, I got the gold, and I got a couple questions. 753 01:42:20,190 --> 01:42:22,530 Where do I take it, and how do you stop this thing? 754 01:42:23,350 --> 01:42:24,350 Don't stop. 755 01:42:24,630 --> 01:42:27,830 We're rerouting you to Copenhagen on automatic signals. We'll take over from 756 01:42:27,830 --> 01:42:28,830 there. And, Matt? 757 01:42:29,690 --> 01:42:30,710 Don't let one... 758 01:43:13,120 --> 01:43:14,280 Nothing will go wrong. 759 01:43:31,320 --> 01:43:32,320 Hey. 760 01:43:33,280 --> 01:43:36,380 Think we can have a little talk now? 761 01:43:44,940 --> 01:43:49,200 We're going to talk a little, just a little. 762 01:43:50,380 --> 01:43:53,260 Nothing's going to spoil our bliss a little. 763 01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:57,700 And when our talk is through, how about me and you? 764 01:44:25,870 --> 01:44:30,710 On the street of many pleasures. And the house of seven 765 01:44:30,710 --> 01:44:35,070 joys. I can see it in the movies. 766 01:44:36,590 --> 01:44:38,650 It's what's moving girls and boys. 767 01:44:39,950 --> 01:44:42,690 In this oriental fad. 768 01:44:43,850 --> 01:44:46,090 You are welcome night and day.