1 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Subtitled By: Mohamad Sanad 2 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:23,699 Madam, gentlemen 3 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:30,700 we are gathered here for the reading of the will of the late Bernard uni santi de parerga 4 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:40,580 I Bernardo de Parerga of Naples, Liberia, London and the world, 5 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:45,239 being of sound mind which I have proved by making 6 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:51,859 more money than a lot of you, care by bequeath to my only daughter Epiphania 7 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:56,259 all of my worldly goods 8 00:00:56,260 --> 00:01:00,819 The conditions of which she may marry she knows 9 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:07,820 and have sworn to obey if she does not, may she be punished 10 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:12,179 And now that my money has officially passed into somebody else's hands 11 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:18,379 I can be considered truely dead. 12 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:22,339 The millionaire is dead 13 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:25,419 long live the millionairess 14 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:32,420 long live the millionairess 15 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,619 ? Give that to me! - Epiphania you are not to open my letters! 16 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,639 - I'm not a child. - Shut up! 17 00:03:36,740 --> 00:03:39,579 - I am your husband may i remind you and i may not allow it - What? 18 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:45,059 No Epiphania, please, do not 19 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:47,499 That is him. 20 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,379 -Fine, fine - No, no epiphania 21 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:52,059 That is her! - That is what you asked for ! 22 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,379 - you rat - No, no, please don't 23 00:03:54,380 --> 00:04:01,380 - Epiphania, what are you doing? - Thats is him. 24 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:10,140 ouch 25 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:13,980 Get out of here! 26 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:24,939 You! Oh! 27 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:31,940 And that's it 28 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:52,180 Get out! 29 00:04:54,340 --> 00:05:01,340 Oh Daddy daddy. 30 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:25,220 Daddy 31 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:29,380 What troubles you Epiphania 32 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:34,659 Nothing, nothing. 33 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:37,979 Epiphania 34 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:41,139 Epiphania you are lying to me 35 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:44,619 No papa honestly no 36 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:47,299 Epiphania You have disobeyed me. 37 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:50,899 But how papa, why do you say such a thing ? 38 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:54,900 Epiphania Why did you marry this man. 39 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:09,560 he looked so exciting, so fascinating yes and he had a wonderful backhand. 40 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,899 But if he passed the test ! 41 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:17,179 What did you say? - If he passed the test? 42 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:18,859 I thought that is what you said 43 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:20,659 That is exactly what i said 44 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:24,339 The test to which you have sworn to submit your future husband 45 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:28,299 hand him 500 pounds and marry him only if he had succeeded in 46 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:32,619 Turning it to fifteen thousand pounds within three months, if you do so 47 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:36,179 I did what you have told me to do I gave him 500 pounds 48 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:39,339 you gave him 500 pounds worth of shares 49 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:42,579 And three months later you bought the same shares for 15000 pounds 50 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:44,059 But the were worthy papa! 51 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:46,939 But what did he do? 52 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:53,940 Nothing, Epiphania you have sworn a solemn oath, and you have cheated on me 53 00:06:54,260 --> 00:07:00,019 But I should have known we Parergas must always have what we want 54 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,039 and we go to any length to get it 55 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:07,540 What shall I do, tell me, what shall I do ? 56 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:30,380 You haven't changed my daughter you still over dramatize everything. 57 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:06,180 No father i am not worthy of an so honorable death 58 00:08:15,260 --> 00:08:17,899 Was there anything else Madam 59 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:24,900 - Vanish - very goog Madam 60 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,939 Good morning! 61 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:36,259 Beautiful day for a swimm 62 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:39,819 I'm not swimming I am committing suicide. 63 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:43,259 Do you hear me I'm killing myself 64 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:50,260 Surely, good luck to you 65 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,859 assassin 66 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:19,059 Good morning! 67 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:22,779 To my lawyer. 68 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:27,779 please you will find enclosed our check in full payment of your account 69 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:32,739 For keeping Madam parerga's husband under observation, paragragh 70 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:37,739 I suppose only those who wait have a proper reverence for marriage 71 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:44,219 paragragh, that to continues, we are most grateful for the information that 72 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:47,819 you have been able to place at our disposal yours faithfully 73 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:52,899 The lady is not going to be very pleased about this. 74 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,200 Surely she hasn't heard already 75 00:09:54,224 --> 00:09:56,224 I am going alright 76 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,379 Epiphania, i beg your pardon 77 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:07,499 The water is far too cold. 78 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,779 - What for Epiphania - drowning 79 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:12,019 you are quite right. 80 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:15,099 you must draw up my will Immediately - certainly Epiphania 81 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:18,499 Say that my husband's infidelity drove me to kill myself 82 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,579 You knew then ! 83 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:24,660 read this sickly sentimental letter from his stupid little mistress..here 84 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:29,139 Then the rest of the evidence is corroborated 85 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:30,899 File proceedings against him. 86 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:34,579 Arrange an infallible way for me to commit suicide. 87 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:39,459 Oh! 88 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,819 Here it is. 89 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:41,939 What is this? 90 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:43,299 For the suicide. 91 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:46,179 Tell the chemist that the cyanide is for a hornet's nest 92 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:49,859 Tartaric acid is harmless put the two seperately in just enouhg 93 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,659 Water to dissolve them and you have pure hydrocyanic acid 94 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:56,619 One sip will kill you like a thunderbolt, it never fails 95 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:59,539 You take my death very coldly Julius sagamore 96 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:03,059 I am used to it my dear my practice has always been 97 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:05,139 Amongst the wealthiest pillars of the society 98 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:09,579 You mean so many of your kinds are driven to despair that you keep a description for them? 99 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:11,739 I do and it's infallible. 100 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:14,659 You are sure that they will die painlessly, and at once 101 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:16,779 No, they are all alive 102 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:19,659 what do you mean by giving me a description which is a fraud 103 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:22,660 On the contrary it is a deadly poison but they won't take it 104 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,319 I will and i hope you would be hanged for giving it to me 105 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:30,939 Impossible my dear since i am acting as your solicitor and giving you the advice you asked me for 106 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,579 i would be doing my best 107 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:37,099 In fact i will charge your executives 20 guineas 108 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:42,059 You are disgusting Sagamor you make money out of the death of your clients 109 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:45,279 It 's my profession, a big great deal of buisiness rising out 110 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:46,979 of your death Epiphania 111 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:50,019 So you expect me to kill myself merely to make money for you 112 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:52,899 Not if you use it to raise my expectations my dear 113 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:56,899 - Pink. - there, there, there the perscription will cure everything 114 00:11:56,900 --> 00:12:01,419 Damn your prescription look what i do with your prescription..here 115 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:04,059 I told you that it was infallible and now that you have blown off steam 116 00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:08,659 suppose my dear Epiphania that you sit down and tell me all about your little problem 117 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:13,059 My heart is broken and you you call it blowing off steam 118 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,339 what else would you call it ? 119 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:17,739 You are not a man you are an Englishman 120 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:21,059 How could my father had entrusted his legal business 121 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:22,979 to such a heartless blackguard 122 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:25,139 You may have put your finger on the very reason 123 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:27,859 Now please , please, sit down. 124 00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:34,739 Oh Julius, Julius, how could I ever had done such a thing 125 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:37,859 After all it is an athlete first class tennis player 126 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:40,219 boxing blow of a fine record 127 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:47,220 Yes, and alike most handsome men he strips so well 128 00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:50,279 - Please Epiphania - I am very susceptible to sexappeal 129 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,159 It is no legal bearing on the case. 130 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:56,299 How could I make such a stupid mistake 131 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,219 imagining this athlete would be a northern lover 132 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:01,259 All his passion was in his fist 133 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:05,859 our marriage has been a long succession of boxing matches. 134 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:10,259 And now the final blow, this stupid letter from this stupid woman 135 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:15,059 Blast him 136 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:19,699 I want to see, i want to see this little nothing prefers to me 137 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:21,700 I want to see her 138 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,819 - You are strong - I am with you 139 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:33,119 If that is jane wanting to borrow my home perm alphet again she is going to be very disappointed 140 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:35,299 - I know that knock anywhere. 141 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:40,299 It is not your home perm she is after 142 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,819 Yes 143 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:47,419 Was there something ? 144 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:50,120 Very suitable, yes 145 00:13:51,844 --> 00:13:54,144 Very suitable setting 146 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:59,979 for your sorted little affair 147 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:03,219 Now look here Epiphania - that's right, strike me 148 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:06,379 Show your little mistress you are great knockout punch 149 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,419 Let her see how you treat women 150 00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:12,379 - Coward - May i come in - Oh dear we have only three cups 151 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:15,699 Come in mr sagamore come in and see my husband's harem 152 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,979 I am warninig you Epiphania 153 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,379 Aren't you going to introduce me to your wife alistair 154 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:23,679 well Epiphania This is my.. - Tell her that i have no wish to meet her 155 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,199 I think alistair better go it is not nice for us 156 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,499 besides he is worn out poor darling 157 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:33,699 he hardly slept a wink all night 158 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:40,700 And how does she know that ? 159 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:45,139 You actually left me to spend the night in the arms of this miss.. 160 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:47,899 - Smith, Polly Smith very pleased to meet you. 161 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:50,019 - Polly Smith - It was quite innocent 162 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:52,739 Was he in your arms or was he not ? 163 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:59,740 Yes in a way, for a while that is but not in the way you mean 164 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:02,139 I know exactly what she means 165 00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:04,819 - He is a sexless fish - Alastair is not a fish. 166 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:10,259 No a jellyfish - one moment Epiphania 167 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:13,779 I really must protest that a breakout of a marriage is.. 168 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:17,539 no light better 169 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:20,099 These two inferior people are very well suited for one another 170 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,939 Let's go Sagamore. 171 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:25,459 Do not be too upset about it it is not your fault you are so marvellous 172 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,179 no one can live with you 173 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:29,619 Is this creature insulting me 174 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:33,219 A nice ordinary fellow like alstair tries to live with someone marvellous 175 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:36,419 they just get completely eaten up 176 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:40,019 Are you trying to suggest that you can do something 177 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,579 that i can't do? 178 00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,539 Well I can make alastair the happy can't i ? 179 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:45,779 What about the elephants in the mount valley 180 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:52,780 what about that ? - If you ask me very sick 181 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,859 - Is that the one where they both take a drink in water - Yes 182 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:10,339 Oh yes that is a very good one 183 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:17,340 See you in court. 184 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,979 Your will is ready my dear 185 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,859 Julius! 186 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:27,099 Why do you think she can make a man happy and i do not? 187 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:34,100 It is quite simple my dear you require a very exceptional kind of man 188 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:40,259 Yes 189 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:43,339 Do you think that i should have my nose cut? 190 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:47,099 My nose cut ? 191 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,819 I'm certain that it is not surgery you need my dear 192 00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:53,019 Why don't you try Adrian Bland? 193 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,939 Adrian Bland! 194 00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:57,659 I really think I ought to come more often. 195 00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:00,939 Miss Thonks try and work Mrs. Willoughty 196 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,739 a few additional sessions - Yes 197 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:07,259 It is very difficult doctor but i will do my best 198 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:13,139 - Goodbye - I'll see you out 199 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,539 - Hi Adrian. - Sagamore I'm delighted to see you. 200 00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,779 I think you met Madam Parerga. 201 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:20,019 - How do you do ? - Parerga! 202 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:22,779 This is indeed a privilege - Mrs. Parerga has one or two 203 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:26,379 trifling problem as which it might be possible for you to unravel for her 204 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,979 Nothing would give me a greater pleasure 205 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:31,739 I wish to make a man happy 206 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:38,740 Yes.. the female of our species can aspire to nothing higher ,if you can come this way 207 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:49,499 The usual commission - take 20% of all - Do not propose to baker 208 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:53,299 all the usual and.. - excellent one small suggestion 209 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:58,099 It is most inadvisable of the point of view of the parerga's estate 210 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,259 That she should be too concerned with finding a husband 211 00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:06,139 I quite understand 212 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,659 shall i undress? 213 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:10,139 No, that would not be necessary. 214 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:12,859 But I would like you to lie down 215 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:16,659 Indeed, this is a more interesting approach . 216 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:23,139 I want you to tell me exactly what is in your mind? 217 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:26,179 ... Elephants - Elephants! 218 00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:31,779 Mice. - Mice what about them. 219 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:34,219 They can not live together. 220 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,139 Murier I do not like this at all. 221 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:38,859 What is it? 222 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:42,459 This bills from Dr. Bland. - I thought they where most moderate 223 00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:44,179 That's what worries me. 224 00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:48,339 Not at all like adrian bland to miss such an golden oppourtunity 225 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,459 I went for him with my fists on our first night of our honeymoon 226 00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:54,859 with my fists oh he was so cold 227 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:58,019 He was unable to appreciate you you are well rid of him 228 00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,979 I want to get rid of myself i want to punish myself 229 00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:03,579 I should be punished for marrying a buck-rabbit 230 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:06,539 my dear Madam Parerga there is no need to feel guilt 231 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:11,579 because you are sexly deceptible 232 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:14,819 You are so sympathetic Dr. Bland. 233 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,739 So understanding. 234 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,499 Normally my dear Madam it is my profession to be 235 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,619 but with you it is a pleasure. 236 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,859 you find it interesting to hear me talk about myself. 237 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,699 To me Madam you are the most interesting woman in the world 238 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,659 But tell me more 239 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:34,339 Have i told you about my father? 240 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,939 Tell me again. 241 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:39,659 My father made me feel i was a princess 242 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:45,979 Offering any man hand and fortune if... - If what ? 243 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:49,059 If he could only pass a simple test 244 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:53,299 Then I spoiled it all by falling in love. 245 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,739 You was never to blame youeself for that 246 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:58,859 just because his tennis was outstanding 247 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:03,779 And i was so excited about physical contact with him 248 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:08,579 After all Adrian I am made of flesh and blood. 249 00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:12,699 Yes you are you certainly are 250 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,979 You don't know what it feels like to be in the arms of a man, 251 00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:19,059 And know that you could buy him up twenty times over 252 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:22,299 And never miss the price 253 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:28,899 If a man is not proud what difference does it make 254 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:34,059 splendid .. splendid, I am just very glad to hear that you are getting so.. 255 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:37,099 well with the lady. - You may have to congratulate me 256 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,419 - Congratulate you ? - Yes, Congratulate me 257 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:41,179 And that pretty soon! 258 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:45,979 What? You mean to say that you have already get her rid of her oedipus complex 259 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,419 Or her father fixation that we call it.. 260 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:51,219 No, not yet... - Well you are gonna have the chance 261 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:55,219 Not until you have replaced her father's image with your own surely, am i right? 262 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,539 Yes, yes of course you are 263 00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,339 Perfectly Freudian perfectly Freudian Sagamor 264 00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:06,379 I must break down her dependency upon this nostalgia for a deceased miserly old billionaire 265 00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:09,939 I should have thought that would be easy for you 266 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:12,339 And from now on no holds barred Aiden 267 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:15,259 No holds barred, you can fly on me 268 00:21:15,283 --> 00:21:17,283 Good luck 269 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:20,939 I hope that puts him out of the running 270 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:23,499 You let your nose drops behind last night Julius 271 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:30,500 Did i ? Almost you make me forget everything Muriel. 272 00:21:30,524 --> 00:21:35,524 Subtitled By: Mohamad Sanad 273 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:42,619 Money is power, money is security 274 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:44,899 Money is freedom. 275 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,699 Money my dear Epiphania is nothing but a vulgar bull 276 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,459 - Delicious! - Have a few more lady 277 00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:51,259 you know you love my Whelks - No Thank you 278 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:52,739 pay for my whelks will you Adrian 279 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,499 My father never spent more than ten shillings a day on himself 280 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,739 I think it is high time Epiphania that you realise.. 281 00:21:57,740 --> 00:22:01,279 when something is just wrong with your sense of values 282 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:08,619 - Now listen, through out your analysis.. - You like it? 283 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,019 Through out your analysis.. 284 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:12,459 Epiphania 285 00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:13,859 - Yes - You must listen to me! 286 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:18,019 Now through out your analysis you have hopped on nothing but your money and your father 287 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:21,379 Well, what else have i in my life..Nothing 288 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:24,179 You have nothing else because money and your father bulk so large 289 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:27,139 and you have no room - I am glad i wish for nothing else 290 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:30,219 But that is not truewhen you first came to me you asked me a simple question 291 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:33,059 Why am i unable to make a man happy ? 292 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,539 Yes, you still haven't answered me 293 00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:40,739 Well now i am going to, you will never be happy you will never be able to love 294 00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:46,059 Until you realise what a crushing dreary money-grubbing old bull your father was 295 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:49,659 Oh, what did you say ? 296 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:54,059 I'll repeat it you are suffering from a most acute father fixation 297 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,599 Upon a man who must be without any doubt at all the most appalling bull within humanity 298 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:06,100 I'm sorry to spoil your illusions but i am afraid it is necessary 299 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:11,539 Adrian 300 00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:14,059 Yes 301 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:21,060 Come here Adrian 302 00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:26,259 Come closer Adrian 303 00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:29,739 That is for calling my father a bull 304 00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:33,419 Epiphania, what on earth do you think you are doing 305 00:23:33,420 --> 00:23:40,419 And that's... 306 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:44,579 for saying that my father was a dreary. 307 00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:50,659 Help! Help! Help! 308 00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:56,579 Help! 309 00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:59,459 - Good afternoon I'm a doctor. - Hello, oh it is you again 310 00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:00,499 The man who lets people drown 311 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,879 I hear a great disturbance i hasten to ascertain the cause 312 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,759 You appeared to be an agitated condition can i help you ? 313 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,679 - Yes you can - Help! 314 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,739 - Where are you going ? - There is a man drowning down there 315 00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:14,139 - Help! - But no one has ever disobeyed me 316 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:17,979 Wait you must attend to me this is the second time you have let me to die 317 00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:21,499 On neither occassion was there a serious possibility of it Madam 318 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,979 But, but you don't seem too understand 319 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,979 I'm ill and a very rich woman 320 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:31,619 Well in that case you will have no difficulty in finding an English doctor to send your bill 321 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:35,299 But, but I am liabeled to die at any moment . 322 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:38,939 Indeed we all are Madam it is our common disteny 323 00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:42,459 Good afternoon! 324 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:49,460 Help me somebody 325 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:04,259 Oh hello! you have been having your little swim with your friend right here 326 00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:08,619 Not exactly no this lady is somewhat wet 327 00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:12,979 We are wondering if it is possible to use the amenities of your excellent establishment 328 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:14,519 yes go in it 329 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:18,859 - I'm telling you that I'm dying. - No, no, you have a natural affinity for water 330 00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:21,939 but you are still not dying please go forward in here 331 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:25,579 - Little privacy in here - yes 332 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:27,139 -Over there - Here 333 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:29,379 Thanks. 334 00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:31,739 - Eh - Yeh help yourself 335 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:34,579 - Here, Come . - Put it, put it on 336 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:37,619 You come at most interesting point, you wet 337 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,819 I think you will be very interested in this 338 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:43,159 Listen i will prepare to dye here this funky mixture 339 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,559 It will give them kippers with my experiments a successful 340 00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:50,299 - Smoked salmon. - Most interesting! 341 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:54,659 After all why shouldn't i work as i enjoy from the humble kippers 342 00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:58,219 with the big snobs pay premium prices for that Savoy 343 00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:01,539 You are absolutely right my dear absolutely right 344 00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:03,219 Couldn't agree more 345 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:06,819 Come, have a smell. 346 00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:11,179 Beautiful smell beautiful, beautiful smell 347 00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:13,539 Here is the skill sir. 348 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:18,979 One part cherry sawdust, two parts of salt , 349 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:23,899 One elm and half a plum 350 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:27,819 - Half a plum - No more than half a plum 351 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,059 Are you in a great pain Madam ? 352 00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:35,139 oh! 353 00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:38,539 - Well i think i will make an examination - You are welcome my dear 354 00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:41,059 there is no secrets between men and science 355 00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:43,560 I'll show you the old process 356 00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:49,019 Stand up Please stand up please. 357 00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:52,179 - Oh I can't. - Where is the pain 358 00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:56,039 Here doctor my shoulder. - she had to put more wood on the fire. 359 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,579 now the kippers would be down 360 00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:04,619 smoked salmon they baked. yes smoked salmon 361 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:07,539 Nothing whatever the matter with it nothing whatever at all 362 00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:08,979 It is my shoulder not yours. 363 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:12,779 I know but I'm not disputing the ownership of the shoulder 364 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,380 You know nothing about the machine that your soul inhabits 365 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,759 where as i am a skilled mechanic and i understand 366 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:21,459 Oh maybe it's my back, yes i'm sure it is 367 00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:23,739 Maybe it is lie down 368 00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:26,619 - Lie down - Lie down. 369 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:28,899 - Here. - Thank you. 370 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:32,019 - Oh here! - Here? 371 00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,739 This is where it is hurting you ? 372 00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:38,179 - No, no, no, everywhere. - yes i see 373 00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:42,059 It is quite, quite beautiful. 374 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:45,499 What an entirely perfect trapezius you have here . 375 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,819 Quite gratifying quite gratifying 376 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,059 I am glad you pulled something about me 377 00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:53,859 I don't think i have seen such a perfection as this Since i have performed 378 00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:56,859 last February an autopsy on a drowned navy 379 00:27:56,860 --> 00:28:00,699 - Navy ?! - Yes, 6 feet height in Haiti was a fine fine fellow 380 00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:03,339 Yes he was 381 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:06,979 But i don't think that this back of yours would be injured by anything Madam 382 00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:09,099 it is an excellent back quite excellent - I am ill. 383 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,699 Here doctor it is beginning to gold now 384 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,299 Try to look at my tongue 385 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:17,139 my tongue, yes - Oh right! 386 00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:21,819 Show me your tongue 387 00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:24,939 Nothing wrong with it 388 00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:27,979 Put it away please. 389 00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:29,899 Or feel my pulse. 390 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:33,619 Well i will but it will proove only what is already obvious 391 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:35,619 That you are alive and well 392 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:42,620 However, i will 393 00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:01,939 Will i live ? 394 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:05,219 - Oh yes you will live - Yes ? - Yes 395 00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:09,099 Most probably forever. 396 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:11,539 Then what is the matter with me 397 00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:13,779 Absolutely nothing 398 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:20,019 Except of course that you are simulating, why? Do you wish to make yourself interesting ? 399 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:24,179 - I am interesting! - Anatomically you are beyond questioning 400 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:27,499 And the pulse, the most moving and unusual phenomenon 401 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,699 But are you interesting in any other way ? 402 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:32,739 I am the most interesting woman in the world. 403 00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:36,499 For i am the richest 404 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,839 Epiphania uni Santi de Parerga. 405 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:42,019 - Aristocrat of Italy i presume - Even more Aristocratic 406 00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:45,739 I am of the aristocracy of money 407 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:49,219 Ah well, that is a disease for which i do not prescribe 408 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:51,739 The only known cure is a revolution. 409 00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:55,699 - Revolution in kipper and that what it is - That is what it is 410 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:59,859 But the mortality rate is high and sometimes if it is the wrong sort of revolution 411 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:01,459 It intefise the disease 412 00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:03,619 Will you not try to cure me 413 00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:06,299 Madam your sickness is beyond the reach of my skill 414 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:11,819 Besides this is my day for spiritual exercise and i do nowhere 415 00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:14,139 Please reconsider. 416 00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:19,619 No, no definitely not you see at such times i try to forget who i am 417 00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:25,899 and where I am and I sink down deep into my soul. - Carry me down with you 418 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:32,119 It is as the wiseman put it an intermediary stage between being and non being 419 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:34,220 teach me non to be 420 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:41,339 Madam you know that you have seriously interrupted my thoughts 421 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,739 And your mind. 422 00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:47,779 And now i will have to begin afresh. 423 00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:51,019 Goodbye Madam. - But you must do something for me 424 00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:54,379 Madam, I can not! 425 00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:59,059 No, no, no, I'm only Dr. Ahmen Alkabir that is all i am 426 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:03,179 And I can do nothing for you Madam please, goodbye. 427 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:05,179 Wait! 428 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:12,180 Wait! 429 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:22,300 Oh, never mind love here, have a smell at this 430 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:32,620 He has the same color 431 00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:43,419 That just won't be difficult madame because much of the property is mortgaged 432 00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:45,219 Buy up all mortgages in the district 433 00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:48,019 Buy up all mortgages in the district 434 00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:51,099 Buy up all mortgages in the district 435 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,759 All mortgages bought up Madam 436 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:59,279 Foreclose wherever possible 437 00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:01,859 Foreclose wherever possible 438 00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:04,979 All mortgages foreclosed Madam 439 00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:07,019 Take over all trading companies and liquidate 440 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:08,859 Take over all trading companies and liquidate 441 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:11,059 Take over and liquidate 442 00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:14,899 Take over all trading companies and liquidate 443 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,979 All trading companies are taken over and liquidated 444 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,699 would there be any difficulty with lightermen and other workers 445 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:22,019 using the wards in the district 446 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:24,219 There is some suggestion that their unions may object 447 00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:26,619 Arrange meetings with the leaders of the unions in question 448 00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:30,019 Call jack.. - Show me trans-plan of the area. 449 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,379 What's that ? 450 00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:34,699 - That is what i wanted to explain Madam - Well explain 451 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:37,059 That is Dr. Kabir's clinic 452 00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:38,339 Is that not ours? 453 00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:40,879 Dr. Kabir is the sole representative of the the kolkata trust 454 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,379 which owns and supports the clinic 455 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,079 The wretched man is unapproachable on the subject for the sale 456 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:50,680 I see, call Calcutta immediately! - Call Calcutta, immediately 457 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:56,620 let me, let me it is my time, no 458 00:33:03,244 --> 00:33:05,244 ouch, let go 459 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:14,979 Look at her! - off it 460 00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:16,980 Your little boy is next 461 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,500 Undress please sonny 462 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,699 Doctor! 463 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:01,699 Hello! 464 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:05,339 She is not my patient get dressed please 465 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:08,579 You are rude and insufferable. 466 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:11,819 But you inspire confidence as a doctor 467 00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,899 Examine me thoroughly 468 00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:17,779 Madam, if i examined all the ladys in who might inspire confidence 469 00:34:17,780 --> 00:34:19,459 I should be exhausted within one week 470 00:34:19,460 --> 00:34:21,339 Oh then reserve yourself exclusively for me 471 00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:25,899 I have to reserve myself for the poor and useful people, now you can get dressed 472 00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:27,579 Why can't i be your patient 473 00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:31,419 Because there is a great deal to be done in this world without attending any 474 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:32,859 rich and imaginary invalid 475 00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:35,419 I'm not any rich imaginary invalid 476 00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:38,339 I'm a landlord. 477 00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:40,899 Then you indeed have a great sickness 478 00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:43,699 Really? what is it then? 479 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,059 Tell me - What it is in ? - Yes 480 00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:47,499 What is it in ? 481 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,739 What the devil do you mean what is it in ? 482 00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:52,979 You come stalking me in here as you are God's give to all hospitals 483 00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:54,899 Telling me to reserve myself entirely for you 484 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:57,900 I can disregard of the meaning of everything but property 485 00:35:05,948 --> 00:35:08,648 Go away, not you i am sorry 486 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:13,259 here, here, put this on now please. 487 00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:15,339 I think you are a pig. 488 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:17,019 - Do you think i am a pig ? - Yes 489 00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:19,579 May i tell you madam there is not one partical 490 00:35:19,580 --> 00:35:21,899 of that particular animal in my constitution - Not one partical 491 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:24,139 Not one little particle. - Help me please 492 00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:27,139 Please understand, what am i doing get this lady's car please 493 00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:28,619 No, no, it has gone around the block 494 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:31,819 It would have returned already, it is a very small block, understand that please 495 00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:37,179 I happen to own it yes doctor 496 00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:43,680 All of it , including your clinic I am the owner of all this. 497 00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:49,440 Are you indeed Madam ? 498 00:35:49,464 --> 00:35:52,764 Of all this ? 499 00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:04,419 But can you cure it ? 500 00:36:04,420 --> 00:36:08,659 I can. 501 00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:10,660 And I will ! 502 00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:52,659 Your work wil seriously reduced doctor. 503 00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:55,299 It will, It will 504 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,939 You may become obsolete 505 00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:59,739 Well i hope so 506 00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:05,779 It would mean the world was healthy 507 00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:07,899 Will you go back to India ? 508 00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:10,019 Perhaps 509 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:13,779 lndia resists organization. 510 00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:16,539 So i hope you will come to our opening tomorrow. 511 00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:19,139 Thanks but I think not. 512 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:25,499 Oh but you must see my machines my, my equipment is superb 513 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,939 At least you will come and look come now 514 00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:32,379 No, no, i think not i must try to stifle my envy 515 00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:35,299 with sleep - But there are 516 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:39,579 There are still a few points unknown on local conditions 517 00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:41,979 and I need your advice. 518 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:44,699 I am a little tired you know Madam. 519 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:50,939 Surely you wouldn't refuse to give us the benefit of your knowledge 520 00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:52,179 all right 521 00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:54,180 Oh thank you! 522 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:28,340 Bernardo uni santi de Parerga. 523 00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:39,219 It is an amazing irony that he who made the people sick 524 00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:43,779 for the sake of money should have his memory perpetuated 525 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:50,780 by having his money spent making a will again, huh 526 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:57,339 You see doctor, we can deal with 1000 patients per day 527 00:38:57,340 --> 00:39:00,459 and we have 500 beds, come. 528 00:39:00,460 --> 00:39:02,739 It will be a great benefit to the people 529 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,259 I am most glad, most glad 530 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:07,379 People must be planned into health doctor 531 00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:10,419 That is certainly better than planning them into sickness 532 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,339 though i would prefer they left unplanned nevertheless it is good 533 00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:17,979 Each patient is filed and electronically.. 534 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:23,980 coded - Try also to remember their names 535 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:36,979 Excellent equipment isn't it doctor? 536 00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:40,299 Yes, yes excellent 537 00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:44,899 - I trust you have no objection if i.. - No, not at all ..please 538 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:50,619 Fiddle with a few things such a well equipped hospital 539 00:39:50,620 --> 00:39:52,259 I'm glad you find it so 540 00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:56,659 Really, everything is fine very fine 541 00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:58,579 I must congratulate you. 542 00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:02,219 And here we have all that you could ever need for your work 543 00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:09,220 And .. we will do more good here than you will do in that hovel of yours 544 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:13,379 Doctor... 545 00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:18,419 Yes well, It is undeniable that my means are most inadequate 546 00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:22,659 Put it away please through here I have a few... 547 00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:25,179 little novelties 548 00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:28,180 What? what is that ? 549 00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:50,900 - Would you mind if i... - Oh no! 550 00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:56,899 - Do you think you could stand here - Me - Yes 551 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,699 - Where? - here 552 00:40:58,700 --> 00:40:59,939 There ? 553 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:02,019 Yes behind there 554 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:04,020 there 555 00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:19,219 It is alright i am a doctor Madam 556 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:22,979 of course 557 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:27,339 You are a psycological curiosity Madam 558 00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:32,259 So, i am of some interest to you ! 559 00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:37,179 Of some medical interest yes 560 00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:39,180 Wait 561 00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:46,339 I have a proposition for you 562 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:51,499 I want you to take over the Parerga clinic. 563 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,099 Me ? 564 00:41:53,100 --> 00:42:00,100 Yes my father always maintained at Socialists made perfect employees 565 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:03,619 Madam i can not 566 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:05,179 Why not ! 567 00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:08,979 Here is the power you long for why will you not accept it ? 568 00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:15,980 Because you see, power, power must come from within 569 00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:21,699 Otherwise it destroys, you see ? it nearly destroys 570 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:27,819 The power i offer you is.. the power to make the people well 571 00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:34,379 So if i accept .. all this here will belong to me ? 572 00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:37,619 It will 573 00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:39,539 Or will i belong to it !? 574 00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:43,739 Oh, you can only fool yourself 575 00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:51,640 Madam, if i don't care for myself will i be able to care for others ? 576 00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:58,979 If i am not free myself how can i make others free 577 00:42:58,980 --> 00:43:02,939 Dr. Kabir! 578 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:09,940 Dr. Kabir! 579 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,739 This boy's mother is very ill i must go to her at once 580 00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:19,619 you will excuse me - I quite understand. 581 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:26,620 Yes 582 00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:50,939 What do you want? What is it ? 583 00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:54,859 Ma'am is very ill you must come at once 584 00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:56,259 Alright 585 00:43:56,260 --> 00:43:59,260 Wait, wait there 586 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:10,739 - You say your mistress speaks very little English - very little ! 587 00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:17,740 Tell me when did...? 588 00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:02,219 That sound i know 589 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:05,220 it reminds me of kippers. 590 00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:11,579 What is the meaning of this trick ? 591 00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:13,939 When I want something I use any trick to get it 592 00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:16,059 This applys to anything you want ? 593 00:45:16,060 --> 00:45:19,659 everything, anything - Everything and anything is nothing. 594 00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:21,779 - Then you too are nothing - Thank you 595 00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:24,299 you want the sun the moon and the stars you can't get them 596 00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:28,099 No, no, no, no, I want only what i can get 597 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:32,499 I see, well, I'm glad to find that you are fit 598 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,419 and therefore not in need of my assistance 599 00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:39,059 Good evening, I should say good morning it must be nearly 4:50 am 600 00:45:39,060 --> 00:45:40,179 Good morning. 601 00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:42,739 Good morning! wait. 602 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,059 What is it? - Wait! 603 00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:47,099 Shall we dance? 604 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:48,859 - Shall we dance? - Yes 605 00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:50,999 What on earth are you talking about shall we dance ? 606 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,659 Dance in my pajamas ? 607 00:45:52,660 --> 00:45:54,699 It is much cosy let's dance. 608 00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:56,939 Yes but we have no music 609 00:45:56,940 --> 00:46:00,179 - Who needs music - Really i never had anything like this 610 00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:01,459 Now be quiet and listen to me! 611 00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:02,899 beshtttt 612 00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:06,899 Tell me something - What do you want to be told ? 613 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:11,379 Is there nothing one can get with money except more money 614 00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:16,139 Well..one can get.. most men..yes 615 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:18,299 But i don't want the men i can buy 616 00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:21,499 It doesn't occur to you that those you can't buy, may not want you 617 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,419 No 618 00:46:23,420 --> 00:46:26,539 Yes i think that you have got enormous self confident madam 619 00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:29,919 -Yes - Yes, and what is more i'm standing on your dress 620 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,799 What is more .. I think you are apparently sexless 621 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:35,859 How dare you ! How dare you to say that i am sexless 622 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,499 Well.. 623 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:42,500 I mean there is no mystery no separateness no sacredness about men to you 624 00:46:42,524 --> 00:46:44,524 You talk as if you were a man 625 00:46:45,020 --> 00:46:51,539 - A man? - Yes 626 00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:54,819 Are you married ? 627 00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:57,179 To science. 628 00:46:57,180 --> 00:46:59,819 Science is impotent without money. 629 00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:02,659 Take another wife ! 630 00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:05,179 Science is my bride ! 631 00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:07,180 I would not be jealous of her 632 00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:12,219 Does the question of competition arise 633 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:18,899 Yes! I want to marry you. 634 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:20,619 I see. 635 00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:22,139 What ? 636 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:25,979 Answer me 637 00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:27,980 Not so simple to answer 638 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:35,020 I want you! 639 00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:43,259 I think that you have wanted many toys, and when they were given to you 640 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,699 you have tossed them aside without even unrapping them 641 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:49,700 No, no, no, I really need you. 642 00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:55,299 I find it most difficult to refuse 643 00:47:55,300 --> 00:47:57,019 those who need 644 00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:59,020 Then don't refuse 645 00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:03,899 But i must..i have to refuse 646 00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:06,779 But why? - Oh but.. well... 647 00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:13,419 Because... because... of my mother. 648 00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:15,219 Your mother? 649 00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:19,299 Yes my mother, my mother, I... I have a.. 650 00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:20,819 a mother fixation 651 00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:27,820 - Oh a mother fixation. - Yes, here is.. 652 00:48:30,580 --> 00:48:32,599 What was your mother? 653 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:37,439 A woman, ah..of course she was a woman she was a seamstress .. a widow 654 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:42,019 And would she have found any good objection to your marrying..a millionairess 655 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:42,819 Oh yes she would 656 00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:48,099 definitely she would you see i made solemn, thank you.. 657 00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:50,999 promise to her on her deathbed - May i ? 658 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,719 Oh thank you very much 659 00:48:54,020 --> 00:48:58,399 she made me swear to her that if ever a woman wanted to marry me 660 00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:02,619 - And i felt tempted - And you do, you do 661 00:49:02,620 --> 00:49:04,939 One moment please. 662 00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:06,819 if ever a woman wanted to marry me 663 00:49:06,820 --> 00:49:08,979 and i felt tempted - You do, you do 664 00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:12,499 Would you please allow me to just say what i am trying to say - Alright 665 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:13,859 Thanks! 666 00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:18,699 if ever a woman wanted to marry me and i felt tempted 667 00:49:18,820 --> 00:49:23,699 I would hand to that woman 500 rupees and i would say to her, unless 668 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:28,699 that she could go out into the world, alone and unneeded, with nothing but that and the clothes that she stood in 669 00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:30,339 and earn her living 670 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:31,899 for a period of three months 671 00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:34,779 then i must never speak to her again 672 00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:38,780 - And if she stood the test - Then i would have to marry her 673 00:49:38,860 --> 00:49:41,339 Even if she were the ugliest ever on earth 674 00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:42,339 Or the most beautiful? 675 00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:46,880 Or the most beautiful ! yes 676 00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:52,979 - Thank you - It is alright 677 00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:56,079 You know that this incense you have got..is very strong 678 00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:58,739 Oh it is affecting 679 00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:03,339 I would have to go because people are waiting for me 680 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:16,379 bag 681 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,859 People where.... 682 00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:21,219 where .. 683 00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:24,220 I must open my clinic you understand 684 00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:30,159 And I must open.. mine 685 00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:44,499 would you please go to your appropiate desk 686 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,619 that would be on your left. 687 00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:49,459 Name of mother name of father father's occupation 688 00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:51,460 mother's occupation name, age 689 00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:53,079 Name of father name of mother 690 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,739 Father's occupation mother's occupation 691 00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:57,219 name, age name of father name of mother 692 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:58,939 father's occupation, mother's occupation 693 00:50:58,940 --> 00:51:00,499 name, age, name, age 694 00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:05,379 sex - What, i have had enough Annie, I've had enough 695 00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:06,739 so have i 696 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,579 Yes i am going back to dr Kabir 697 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,559 He knows.. he is right 698 00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:12,739 Did you ever see him asking you about sex 699 00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:14,059 What should i tell them 700 00:51:14,060 --> 00:51:16,060 Or you! 701 00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:27,059 - Bye bye - Thank you very much 702 00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:29,939 I think we are waisting our time giving him embrocation 703 00:51:29,940 --> 00:51:32,139 he keeps on drinking it 704 00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:34,779 Fortunately we are very rich in embrocation 705 00:51:34,780 --> 00:51:36,939 Would there be anything else doctor ? 706 00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:39,019 Oh, no, no, thank you no 707 00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:40,899 Well, goodnight doctor. - Good night nurse 708 00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:44,699 Doctor! 709 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:46,459 - It is that lady again - What ? 710 00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:48,499 The one with the clinic -what ? 711 00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:50,459 Oh, oh dear 712 00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:52,819 Doctor! Doctor! 713 00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:55,819 - Yes - Doctor ! 714 00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:58,339 I have decided to accept the test. 715 00:51:58,340 --> 00:52:01,459 Yes, what test was that dear lady 716 00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,699 Your mother's 717 00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:05,019 - My mother's, yes 718 00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:07,259 She was a very wise woman my mother 719 00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:11,659 I have decided to accept her challenge you see she had something 720 00:52:11,660 --> 00:52:14,579 in common with my father he also left a test 721 00:52:14,580 --> 00:52:16,299 for a husband work with me 722 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:19,539 - Oh so the husband is to be tested too - yes 723 00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:23,579 Ah,well no, that is something that never occured to me or my mother 724 00:52:23,580 --> 00:52:28,219 I am to give the man in question 500 pounds and in three months he has to increase it 725 00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,619 Into 15000 726 00:52:30,620 --> 00:52:32,779 15000? 727 00:52:32,780 --> 00:52:36,179 That is a lot of money 728 00:52:36,180 --> 00:52:37,899 A lot of money 729 00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:44,179 Well, i can tell you one thing for sure that if i were the man in question 730 00:52:44,180 --> 00:52:45,659 You are the man in question 731 00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:48,659 - Please, just allow me to say what i want to say - yes 732 00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:52,419 if i were the man in question.. ah at the end of three month 733 00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:54,979 i would not have one penny left 734 00:52:54,980 --> 00:52:57,819 So you consider yourself beaten before you start 735 00:52:57,820 --> 00:52:59,939 Oh yes completely hopelessly 736 00:52:59,940 --> 00:53:02,659 - So you both beaten - yes 737 00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:06,179 you don't know what is homeless poverty i don't know what is the profit motive 738 00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:11,779 So... - How much is 500 rupees? 739 00:53:11,780 --> 00:53:16,819 - You are asking me how much is that ? - Yes i am asking you how much is 500 rupees 740 00:53:16,820 --> 00:53:23,299 Well I... well, I think that the rate of exchange contemplated by 741 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:26,099 my mother it's probably about 35 shillings 742 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:27,979 Well, hand it over 743 00:53:27,980 --> 00:53:29,499 - What ? - Yes 744 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:34,299 Ah, ah, you see, my mother forgot to provide for such a thing as that 745 00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:38,019 i haven't got 35 shillings - it doesn't matter, you can owe it to me 746 00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:45,379 I just happen to have 5oo pounds with me 747 00:53:45,380 --> 00:53:47,099 How strange! 748 00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:51,099 Dear lady, look please may i tell you, i have no head for money 749 00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:57,859 In that case, you are having no risk if you accept my father's test are you ? 750 00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,860 But..dear lad.. 751 00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:05,300 I do not want to do a test ! 752 00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:12,539 most great and glorious, is this another of that terrible jokes 753 00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:19,099 hmm this, but don't do this for me please please not to me 754 00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:22,659 Oh Mommy, Mommy. 755 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:27,459 Epiphania, my dear child now please please listen to me and try to concentrate 756 00:54:27,460 --> 00:54:30,460 What i really want to point out is..you owe 757 00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:36,539 you owe a duty to the estate 758 00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:39,699 and the estate involves millions of money 759 00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:43,259 very well, may i remind you - No darling, i don't want this thank you 760 00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:45,619 i will see this one 761 00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:47,259 Epiphania 762 00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:51,279 May I remind you that you also have a a duty to your father's memory 763 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:53,339 Oh but my father would approve 764 00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:56,939 You like it? you know how he started with twenty lira 765 00:54:56,940 --> 00:55:01,179 And a compromising letter from his employer's wife 766 00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:02,979 I'm only repeating history 767 00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:06,019 And you don't intend to use blackmail i trust 768 00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:11,179 Yes i shall use whatever is necessary 35 shillings, the clothes that i stand up in 769 00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:14,499 and yes if i have to.. blackmail 770 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:16,979 see you in three months time sapamore 771 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:24,480 Epiphania is a penniless indian doctor really worth all this ? 772 00:55:25,140 --> 00:55:30,339 I'm not proving he is worth but my own 773 00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:33,340 Vanish please? Thank you! 774 00:55:35,180 --> 00:55:37,999 You get out, and don't show your face again 775 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:40,539 i want only girls who work 776 00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:42,840 Work? i call it slavery - Don't you, comeback. 777 00:55:42,864 --> 00:55:44,756 Don't you come back 778 00:55:44,780 --> 00:55:47,879 I can get girls plenty of good girls 779 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,499 Good girls! you wouldn't know what to do with 780 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:53,499 that good girl 781 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:56,579 Hey you you 782 00:55:56,580 --> 00:55:58,139 are you the manager of this place 783 00:55:58,140 --> 00:55:59,859 - Yes, yes i am - Good ! 784 00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:01,499 Who are you? 785 00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:05,020 If you need a girl i need a job 786 00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:11,139 - You need a job - Ah Ah 787 00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:14,419 You don't look like a girl who needs a job 788 00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:17,019 I do 789 00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,819 - Good - alright 790 00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:26,820 Just come to my office and we talk it over nice and quietly 791 00:56:28,860 --> 00:56:31,860 Why do you stop work work, work all of you 792 00:56:42,420 --> 00:56:47,099 That work is not for you not for those pretty hands 793 00:56:47,140 --> 00:56:49,539 May be i could think of something something more.. 794 00:56:51,940 --> 00:56:55,619 Ah Maria, you come at the right moment 795 00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:59,259 So i see. 796 00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:02,059 My wife, always comes at the right moment 797 00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:04,259 - What does she want ? - Work 798 00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:07,379 With a hat like that she don't know what we can offer 799 00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:09,799 She is not going to work with her hat Maria 800 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,559 Can you cut tagliatelle - certainly she can 801 00:57:12,660 --> 00:57:14,539 - can't you ? - No! 802 00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:17,279 But spaghetti at least you can make ? 803 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:18,379 No, no! 804 00:57:18,380 --> 00:57:21,339 Listen, we are making pasta for all italians in london 805 00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:23,519 what other work you think you would do here 806 00:57:23,620 --> 00:57:25,639 And you listen to me you are employing more girls 807 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,459 here than the law permits 808 00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:32,419 She is an inspector! you bloody old fool, she is an inspector 809 00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:35,579 Oh no! - I'm not an inspector, 810 00:57:35,580 --> 00:57:40,179 but in there, there is a gas engine that makes you a workshop 811 00:57:40,180 --> 00:57:45,379 so... - So i am a workshop - I can have you closed down just like that 812 00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:51,019 Oh no! You can not do that to me. thirty years ago i come to london 813 00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:54,379 i work, i work i own shop i own children 814 00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:56,579 Ah, i own wife. 815 00:57:56,580 --> 00:57:58,139 you can't take that from me 816 00:57:58,140 --> 00:58:00,619 can't i ? 817 00:58:00,620 --> 00:58:06,459 Ah, how much do you want ? 818 00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:09,539 I do not want money, I want work 819 00:58:09,540 --> 00:58:10,859 But what can you do? 820 00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:13,699 Brain work, managing, planning that's what 821 00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:16,179 What we need managing planning brains for ? 822 00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:19,739 every day Benito comes with his lorry and he pays for what we make 823 00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:21,899 he delivers the wholesaler it is simple 824 00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:23,019 Simple. 825 00:58:23,020 --> 00:58:25,339 Why don't you deal direct with the wholesalers ? 826 00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:28,459 - How do i know the wholesaler ! - Yes how ? 827 00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:35,159 That's where i come in i'll arrange it, and i'll take 50% of the extra profit i make for you 828 00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:39,299 How can we lose ? 829 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:42,299 We can lose ! 830 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:45,059 The intelligent capitalist need never lose 831 00:58:45,060 --> 00:58:49,939 Now let me see the production figures for the last month 832 00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:51,219 come on, come on 833 00:58:51,220 --> 00:58:53,859 As you see there is no need to get into a state about it 834 00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:59,579 you do not drink this, you rub it in now that's clear, isn't it 835 00:58:59,580 --> 00:59:04,899 Every night, because you see if you are to drink it, you wouldn't have.. 836 00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:09,099 any leftovers to rub it in you understand it ? good 837 00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:14,779 this says; please take one as you leave .. go on 838 00:59:14,780 --> 00:59:18,739 No, no, thank you, Doctor. Good night Miss. 839 00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:20,339 Good night! 840 00:59:20,340 --> 00:59:23,339 You see he did not take one - I am afraid he didn't doctor 841 00:59:23,340 --> 00:59:25,979 Why is it that people wouldn't take what is given to them 842 00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:28,739 Perhaps they feel you have given them enough already 843 00:59:28,740 --> 00:59:35,740 I tell you that woman that woman is a menace to humanity 844 00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:45,579 So what do you say ? 845 00:59:45,580 --> 00:59:49,219 What do I say? it's not efficient it must go 846 00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:51,979 But my family has always speak to the dough this way 847 00:59:51,980 --> 00:59:54,059 That's why your family were always poor 848 00:59:54,060 --> 00:59:56,139 there is a machine to this kind of work 849 00:59:56,140 --> 00:59:58,499 But i like the girls better than the machine 850 00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:01,619 Yes i know you do Joe ! we will get the machine 851 01:00:01,620 --> 01:00:08,620 Yes we get the machine 852 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:12,379 How's production this week? - should be up another 16% 853 01:00:12,380 --> 01:00:13,419 Good, good. 854 01:00:13,420 --> 01:00:16,739 Any complaints from the workers ? - complaints i should think not 855 01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:20,299 With time enough overtime, the canteen and the recreation..no fingers ! 856 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:27,359 I tell you something these girls aren't gonna develop the character we had when we was girls 857 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:30,999 See Joe? the workers are satisfied 858 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:35,359 We pay them the union's minimum and our profits increase 859 01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:37,499 That is true that is very true 860 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,379 And you Joe you had a fine house now 861 01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:40,380 I do 862 01:00:40,380 --> 01:00:42,379 And your children they go to a good school 863 01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:43,419 Yes, true. 864 01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:45,899 And instead of being a hated sweatshop owner 865 01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:48,339 you are now a respectable employer or labor 866 01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:49,979 Yes, it is true i am 867 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,219 So why do you look so sad ? 868 01:00:52,220 --> 01:00:54,159 I do not enjoy it like i used to. 869 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:55,179 What do you mean ? 870 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,999 No more adventure no more danger, no more pleasure ! 871 01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:03,099 Come on joe, if we carry on like this you will be able to retire soon 872 01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:04,579 back to Naples. 873 01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:12,580 Yes, i get myself a vineyard i just sit and think and think and sit ! 874 01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:23,060 and sit and think 875 01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:28,579 money 876 01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:30,499 What are you selling ? 877 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:32,739 I am not selling anything. 878 01:01:32,740 --> 01:01:35,740 i am giving money away 879 01:01:41,420 --> 01:01:44,420 - You want some ? - Yeah ! 880 01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:49,659 Get your money here 881 01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:51,660 Do not you want it ? 882 01:01:57,900 --> 01:02:01,379 You see my Joe they are put on 20 girls 883 01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:05,519 and after the capital expenditure only a few shillings a week in electricity. 884 01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,519 Very good, very good. 885 01:02:07,620 --> 01:02:10,459 In three months my Joe the operation is completed 886 01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:14,379 First we let the workers unionise give them higher raise 887 01:02:14,380 --> 01:02:17,899 and little rest more then we get over the means of distribution 888 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:21,739 and cut out the middle man finally on increased profit that we make 889 01:02:21,740 --> 01:02:24,219 we install machines and replace the workers 890 01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:26,019 you see ? Simple! 891 01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:33,020 Oh how beautiful industry is 892 01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:36,499 senora Epiphania 893 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:39,539 senora Epiphania.. 894 01:02:39,540 --> 01:02:42,779 I would like to sell out my interest 895 01:02:42,780 --> 01:02:45,219 You want to go back to Napels, heh Joe ? 896 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,939 No! But will you buy my interest 897 01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:51,739 Of course, of course it will be a lot of money for you Joe 898 01:02:51,740 --> 01:02:55,659 But if you don't go back to Naples what will you do ? 899 01:02:55,660 --> 01:03:02,660 I tell you, i find myself a little basement somewhere in London 900 01:03:03,060 --> 01:03:08,599 i start a nice little sweatshop 901 01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:12,539 Some are simply not made for leadership and progress 902 01:03:12,540 --> 01:03:15,739 Right but you know i like to work with people 903 01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:18,599 not machines in a sweatshop is nice 904 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:22,519 with plenty girls around you arrogance, trouble 905 01:03:23,020 --> 01:03:26,399 eh, it is nice 906 01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:29,059 you don't mind senora Epiphania 907 01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:30,859 Me ? oh No, no 908 01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:33,739 Do as you wish 909 01:03:33,740 --> 01:03:36,740 I have completed my task 910 01:03:38,340 --> 01:03:42,099 As I explained to you from the outset my dear lady there is no reasonable 911 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:44,939 Possibility whatsoever of me succeeding in 912 01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:49,319 Any commercial venture of any kind i want to make that quite clear from the beginning 913 01:03:49,620 --> 01:03:53,979 So please, i..i..i don't want to argue besides, the time for the test 914 01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:55,899 Has elapsed 915 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:59,339 You see, has elapsed and the money 916 01:03:59,340 --> 01:04:03,939 Here's your money, take it away thank you very much for lending it to me 917 01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:06,979 But I do not want it. 918 01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:11,079 That is, that is what i should say to her 919 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:15,379 Yes after all she is not dealing with nobody 920 01:04:15,780 --> 01:04:19,280 She is dealing with.. somebody 921 01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:33,659 Ah, the Institute of Scientific learning did you hear that the Institute of Scientific learning request the pleasure and the company 922 01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:37,539 Pleasure and the company of Dr,Mousa Ahmad Alkabir 923 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:42,459 Md Calcutta PHD Delhi MRC is reading 924 01:04:42,460 --> 01:04:48,259 MCH swanage, PA can't have 925 01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:53,219 At this annual dinner to be held at Romanos. 926 01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:56,899 You see my dear lady that is who you are dealing with 927 01:04:56,900 --> 01:05:00,939 You are dealing with a man who goes to Romanos 928 01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:04,859 For annual dinners. 929 01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:11,539 May i say that it is my firm nay, my unalterable conviction 930 01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:18,540 That the day will come when the good shall rule the strong 931 01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:23,019 When learning shall rule over ignorance 932 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:28,639 And when men of science will hold sway over princes and millionaires 933 01:05:29,740 --> 01:05:32,040 Have some wine 934 01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:34,299 some more brandy - No, no, look i've had 935 01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:36,299 more than i shouldn't 936 01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:38,539 And believe me i shouldn't have anything 937 01:05:38,540 --> 01:05:42,979 look son you are a grown man now you are no longer a shy young student 938 01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:46,180 if you want to be a man drink up like a man 939 01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:49,179 Well, It's all your fault 940 01:05:49,180 --> 01:05:51,699 I'll drink and blame you 941 01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:53,619 Did you hear what he said? 942 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:57,339 The good should rule the strong..idiocy 943 01:05:57,340 --> 01:06:00,899 More likely the lamb shall eat the lion 944 01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:06,419 Nevertheless, it is a good sentiment 945 01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:09,539 Sentiment is all it is 946 01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:12,499 Men of science hold sway over millionaires 947 01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:14,700 Stuff and nonsense 948 01:06:17,620 --> 01:06:23,619 Professor, do you think it is possible for a man of learning 949 01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:29,019 To oppose the wishes of a millionairess ? 950 01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:31,899 He will be a dumb fool if he does 951 01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:38,900 Look at me, her life devoted to pain killing another damn thing in the back 952 01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:43,539 Now if i had devoted my ingenuity 953 01:06:43,540 --> 01:06:51,339 To devising a more efficient method for exterminating mankind, i'd be rich in the red 954 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:57,379 Drink up son, drink up 955 01:06:57,380 --> 01:07:05,299 This is his brandy might as well make the best of it before the mean old goat notices us 956 01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:13,339 A fortune made out of removing unnecessary organs 957 01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:17,979 from unnecessary wealthy women 958 01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:25,180 professor, professor i think that it is not impossible 959 01:07:26,180 --> 01:07:33,180 That a man of learning could, should and what is more will do definitely 960 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:38,499 That is, that is..that is what i think 961 01:07:38,500 --> 01:07:41,099 What are you talking about? 962 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:44,899 I am talking about the millionairess 963 01:07:44,900 --> 01:07:49,379 But, I am safe, I am safe. 964 01:07:49,380 --> 01:07:50,539 You are safe ? 965 01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:52,979 Because .. you want to know ? 966 01:07:52,980 --> 01:07:56,339 My mother is looking after me 967 01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:59,059 Let's drink up and get out of here 968 01:07:59,060 --> 01:08:03,219 I have heard enough traps up to the same time next year 969 01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:07,339 To princes and millionaires 970 01:08:07,340 --> 01:08:14,340 Nevertheless you know she is very beautiful 971 01:08:25,580 --> 01:08:32,139 I am so glad that i confided in you professor 972 01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:36,499 You are a good boy you have nothing to be afraid of 973 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:39,599 All you have to do is to hand me over the money 974 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:43,079 And i will make sure it puts you no good use whatsoever 975 01:08:43,180 --> 01:08:46,980 Why, why, why are you so good to me professor 976 01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:53,699 It's all..oh look that is her 977 01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:58,899 That .. we must hide. - Look all we have to do is 978 01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:00,939 to give me the money 979 01:09:00,940 --> 01:09:04,219 Hide, hide that is the millionairess 980 01:09:04,220 --> 01:09:07,619 Is she the millionairess 981 01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:10,099 Oh that's her 982 01:09:10,100 --> 01:09:12,739 - It is her - Well she can't frighten me 983 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:16,519 I'll take on any millionairess as she allow me 984 01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,499 No, no, we must go in the back way 985 01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:21,000 Millionairess.. 986 01:09:23,740 --> 01:09:26,740 Oh dear, that was a close shave 987 01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:31,339 Tell me boy the money, where is it 988 01:09:31,340 --> 01:09:37,059 - Science is waiting her throught is dry - Science throat is dry 989 01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:39,939 I haven't had Brandy like that in twenty years 990 01:09:39,940 --> 01:09:41,540 - Here it is - Good 991 01:09:41,620 --> 01:09:44,420 And and and ... and may i say 992 01:09:44,444 --> 01:09:49,444 That i'm proud that i have been able to contribute 993 01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:53,120 to your research - yeah, i'm proud, proud too 994 01:09:53,140 --> 01:10:01,140 To think, just to think that i i'm willing, would have been 995 01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:06,119 the instrument of bringing to bed the cure for common cold 996 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:09,379 Quite, quite 997 01:10:09,380 --> 01:10:15,379 Three pounds a bottle that will give me about a hundred and fifty bottles 998 01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:21,580 You see to, to be of some benefit to mankind is all that i ask 999 01:10:21,604 --> 01:10:23,604 That is all i am asking 1000 01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:29,379 150 bottles, you know that should see me out times 76 you know 1001 01:10:29,380 --> 01:10:34,019 Oh my dear old friend and teacher you will live forever 1002 01:10:34,020 --> 01:10:35,419 God bless your heart 1003 01:10:35,420 --> 01:10:40,419 You will you will 1004 01:10:40,420 --> 01:10:44,619 You are only proud of me i haven't tasted any wine in twenty years 1005 01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:45,739 Live for ever 1006 01:10:45,740 --> 01:10:51,019 150... 160 bottles. 1007 01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:55,659 Goodbye my son. - Goodbye and God bless you . 1008 01:10:55,660 --> 01:10:58,960 You just drop your anchor there i will find me way home 1009 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:35,360 Yes..now I'm ready for you 1010 01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:43,300 Here he is. 1011 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:19,979 I hope your mother will rest in peace. 1012 01:12:19,980 --> 01:12:22,939 I hope that your father will too 1013 01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:26,219 I have done all that your mother wanted 1014 01:12:26,220 --> 01:12:28,859 And more. 1015 01:12:28,860 --> 01:12:32,739 You mean that you have actually attempted this impossible test ? 1016 01:12:32,740 --> 01:12:36,819 Oh yes, i can show you an accountant certificate to prove that i have 1017 01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:41,859 It is alright, i'll take your word for it you are a remarkable woman 1018 01:12:41,860 --> 01:12:46,059 I take the word as i find it and i know how to use it 1019 01:12:46,060 --> 01:12:49,619 To use it yes 1020 01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:51,939 But the wrath of God shall overtake those 1021 01:12:51,940 --> 01:12:54,840 who leave this world no better than they found it 1022 01:12:54,860 --> 01:12:58,499 But the evidence suggests that he loves those who make money 1023 01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:04,659 Riches are a curse and also poverty is a curse 1024 01:13:04,660 --> 01:13:10,179 And is this..what ever it is i feel for you 1025 01:13:10,180 --> 01:13:13,180 Is that also a curse ? 1026 01:13:19,060 --> 01:13:22,060 This talk is idle 1027 01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:28,059 You have fulfilled the condition imposed by my mother 1028 01:13:28,060 --> 01:13:33,059 But I, I have not fulfilled the condition imposed by your father 1029 01:13:33,060 --> 01:13:37,219 Oh but there is still time I can show you how to turn it into 1030 01:13:37,220 --> 01:13:40,379 15000 pounds before dawn, stock exchanges is 1031 01:13:40,380 --> 01:13:44,259 in other capitals are all ready to work, we have no problem 1032 01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:46,139 But we have 1033 01:13:46,140 --> 01:13:49,099 Not if you want to pass the test 1034 01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:51,100 And you do 1035 01:13:51,540 --> 01:13:54,859 My desires do not come into this 1036 01:13:54,860 --> 01:13:56,859 The money has gone. 1037 01:13:56,860 --> 01:13:59,899 Oh no! You can not have spent it all. 1038 01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:05,299 Let me have whatever you have left and i'll make it work for you 1039 01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:08,099 It is all gone 1040 01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:09,899 But you live on nothing 1041 01:14:09,900 --> 01:14:12,459 there must be some of it left 1042 01:14:12,460 --> 01:14:15,460 No. No there is not a penny 1043 01:14:22,220 --> 01:14:26,019 Why? 1044 01:14:26,020 --> 01:14:29,020 Because i gave it all away 1045 01:14:32,740 --> 01:14:34,740 You gave it away ? 1046 01:14:35,140 --> 01:14:37,140 All of it 1047 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:45,259 You gave away the chance to have me 1048 01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:53,960 Yes, yes i gave away the chance... 1049 01:14:53,984 --> 01:14:55,984 to have you 1050 01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:07,099 I tried to buy you once i was wrong 1051 01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:09,539 Now it is you were wrong 1052 01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:12,899 You're too small to accept a free gift. 1053 01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:14,900 A free gift. 1054 01:15:14,924 --> 01:15:16,924 myself ! 1055 01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:39,339 I Epiphania Uni Santi de Parerga of Naples Liberia London and the world 1056 01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:43,439 Being of sound mind which i can prove by making more money than a lot of you 1057 01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:46,439 Hereby bequeath all my wordly goods 1058 01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:49,879 to the order of Epiphania 1059 01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:52,099 What is this order of Epiphania ? 1060 01:15:52,100 --> 01:15:56,979 As far as i understand it it is an exclusively feminine community 1061 01:15:56,980 --> 01:16:01,259 open to all women who wish to exchange a life of conflict 1062 01:16:01,260 --> 01:16:03,160 with the male species 1063 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:05,139 for, for one of contemplation 1064 01:16:05,263 --> 01:16:06,839 no sound health there 1065 01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:10,479 Madam Parerga will retire to a monastery in Tibet 1066 01:16:10,780 --> 01:16:16,059 There, surrounded by women of i beg your pardon..ladies of the order 1067 01:16:16,060 --> 01:16:18,779 she will spend the rest of her life attempting to.. 1068 01:16:18,780 --> 01:16:25,219 contact the infinite by.. 1069 01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:32,099 by sinking deep within herself 1070 01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:34,979 The monks are at this moment being evicted 1071 01:16:34,980 --> 01:16:37,979 Gentlemen i have done all i can to urge madam Parerga 1072 01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:41,980 to reconsider her decision but she has vowed 1073 01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:45,999 She has vowed that after this day's midnight she will hold no 1074 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,000 communication with any living man 1075 01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:54,300 Silence! 1076 01:16:57,340 --> 01:16:59,459 Before you gentlemen are relieved 1077 01:16:59,460 --> 01:17:03,299 of your directorships i wish to thank you formally 1078 01:17:03,900 --> 01:17:08,900 There will be reception this evening you will all attend, that is all i have to say 1079 01:17:10,780 --> 01:17:12,619 - Epiphania - Yes 1080 01:17:12,620 --> 01:17:16,499 How can you throw all these innocent people out of work 1081 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:19,559 Think of the hardships you will impose and these helpless directors 1082 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,160 how can they make a living now? 1083 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:26,060 Let each be given 35 shillings and the clothes he stands up in 1084 01:17:33,340 --> 01:17:35,739 I think i should look for anothe job Julius 1085 01:17:35,940 --> 01:17:38,940 Why? Don't be hasty Muriel. 1086 01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:48,019 Muriel, what did the detective's report say ? 1087 01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:51,779 She makes any excuse to see the Indian doctor 1088 01:17:51,780 --> 01:17:57,899 Look, Julius, I've waited 8 years - The Indian doctor ? 1089 01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:00,339 The Indian doctor! 1090 01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:06,539 We can handle him ! Yes i think he'd be the perfect husband for madam Parerga 1091 01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:10,579 But the report my sir is quite clear that he has failed the test 1092 01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:14,659 Eh? Why did i ever persuad you Muriel 1093 01:18:14,660 --> 01:18:16,099 to put that stupid condition 1094 01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:18,339 Goodbye Julius 1095 01:18:18,340 --> 01:18:24,219 Mu ... Muriel give me till midnight 1096 01:18:24,220 --> 01:18:29,220 Well, till midnight then Julius 1097 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:43,320 Eh, you are dr Kabir ? 1098 01:18:43,540 --> 01:18:45,659 Yes, how do you do ? - How do you do ? 1099 01:18:45,660 --> 01:18:49,539 What can i do for you ? 1100 01:18:49,540 --> 01:18:54,540 I am told that you are something of a saint 1101 01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:59,179 The drunken old man that wrote these papers is one, but not i 1102 01:18:59,180 --> 01:19:01,579 But you devote yourself to the poor... 1103 01:19:01,980 --> 01:19:05,379 you work for the good of man for nothing and you live alone 1104 01:19:05,380 --> 01:19:08,939 Turning your back on all women 1105 01:19:08,940 --> 01:19:12,899 Yes i think that you are the saint i am looking for 1106 01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:15,739 At all events i have no wife 1107 01:19:15,740 --> 01:19:19,019 It is my duty to acquant you with certain details 1108 01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,939 in the will of one Bernardo Uni Santi de Parerga 1109 01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:26,779 Sir, would you please spare me anymore of the postmortem complications 1110 01:19:26,780 --> 01:19:28,780 of that dreadful man 1111 01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:31,699 But I have no authority but to do so sir 1112 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,839 You have gained the unique distinction of rejecting 1113 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:36,279 the richest woman on the world and thereby also gained 1114 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,539 another Parerga will a considerable fortune 1115 01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:43,619 I'm utterly sick and tired I'm utterly sick and tired of being 1116 01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:49,139 the unconsidered object of the caprices of the Parerga family, do you hear me 1117 01:19:49,140 --> 01:19:53,299 But dear sir i have to tell you that the 28 associated companies of Parerga's 1118 01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:58,339 patent medicines now pass entirely under your control 1119 01:19:58,340 --> 01:20:03,499 confound you sir, blast you and your monstrous devilish debt employer with you 1120 01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:05,300 do you hear me ? blast you sir 1121 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:10,039 Do you know that i would rather i'd rather sell the contents of these papers 1122 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:13,799 than i would accept such a sickening such a sickening inheritance of the.. 1123 01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:18,699 Patent medicine monopoly 1124 01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:23,099 That too can be arranged 1125 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,899 Well sir i don't intend to accept 1126 01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:28,939 I will tell madam Parerga that she can give this absured inheritance 1127 01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:31,419 of her to any charity she pleases 1128 01:20:31,420 --> 01:20:32,599 Come in sir and tell her 1129 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,379 Oh yes i'll tell her i'll tell her tomorrow 1130 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:38,019 If you leave it until tomorrow, there will be the most tragic consequences for all of us 1131 01:20:38,020 --> 01:20:39,819 Tragic - for all of us! 1132 01:20:39,820 --> 01:20:40,939 What do you mean ? 1133 01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:46,739 I mean sir that she has vowed to quit the world at midnight 1134 01:20:46,740 --> 01:20:48,979 You don't mean 1135 01:20:48,980 --> 01:20:50,980 oh yes i do 1136 01:20:52,420 --> 01:20:56,619 Holy fire and self destructive woman 1137 01:20:56,620 --> 01:20:59,019 I must go to her immediately 1138 01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:01,020 exactely 1139 01:21:17,660 --> 01:21:20,739 I will go now 1140 01:21:20,740 --> 01:21:25,099 To take my final leave of the world 1141 01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:28,100 It's almost midnight. 1142 01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:47,739 Kabir! 1143 01:21:47,740 --> 01:21:50,219 Quickly, quickly Kabir, quickly ! 1144 01:21:50,220 --> 01:21:53,659 Go on man 1145 01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:55,459 well Julius. 1146 01:21:55,460 --> 01:21:59,219 One moment my love and I think we will be all safely provided for 1147 01:21:59,220 --> 01:22:00,299 Now where is Karere ? 1148 01:22:00,300 --> 01:22:07,300 Ah Karere we are.. we are buying these patents and it is 30000 1149 01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:12,819 Common cold cure, cancer antivirus looks like a bargain. 1150 01:22:12,820 --> 01:22:15,219 Yes, well you make a check for 15,000 1151 01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:16,339 to Dr. Kabir. 1152 01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:19,579 K a b i r. - Yes mr.Sagamor 1153 01:22:19,580 --> 01:22:22,579 And the remaining 15,000 to you i suppose 1154 01:22:22,580 --> 01:22:26,580 No, no, no to Miss Muriel piokington.. piokington 1155 01:22:26,604 --> 01:22:29,404 p i o k i n g t o n 1156 01:22:46,620 --> 01:22:49,499 Epiphania, Epiphania Please don't jump 1157 01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:51,579 I am not jumping 1158 01:22:51,580 --> 01:22:53,899 Then what are you doing perched up there 1159 01:22:53,900 --> 01:22:55,459 I am sinking deep down within my soul 1160 01:22:55,460 --> 01:22:58,579 Oh Epiphania oh no don't jump come down from there 1161 01:22:58,980 --> 01:23:01,899 Oh i tell you i was so oh 1162 01:23:01,900 --> 01:23:04,499 What is it ? What is it ? 1163 01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:07,139 I can't stand heights 1164 01:23:07,140 --> 01:23:08,699 Epiphania. - Honey. 1165 01:23:08,700 --> 01:23:15,700 I can't stand heights 1166 01:23:42,340 --> 01:23:47,179 I have fallen in love with your pulse 1167 01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:50,459 Will i live? 1168 01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:51,939 Yes 1169 01:23:51,940 --> 01:23:58,019 Probably forever. 1170 01:23:58,020 --> 01:24:01,179 But also i love you 1171 01:24:01,180 --> 01:24:04,739 I love you as a woman. 1172 01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:11,740 Not as a goddess. 1173 01:24:27,180 --> 01:24:31,979 besides, you..you look so stupid in this silly hat 1174 01:24:31,980 --> 01:24:35,299 It is not a hat it is the order of Epiphania 1175 01:24:35,300 --> 01:24:36,459 Who is that, what it is 1176 01:24:36,460 --> 01:24:38,659 I rather thought it might be the Eiffel tower 1177 01:24:38,660 --> 01:24:41,259 Oh what are you doing with my Eiffel Tower? hand me my order. 1178 01:24:41,260 --> 01:24:44,739 I am putting it away - Oh no! 1179 01:24:44,740 --> 01:24:51,740 - There, i have just put it away - Oh, "jao, jao" 1180 01:24:52,980 --> 01:24:56,819 What is that what do you mean "jiao, jiao" 1181 01:24:56,820 --> 01:24:58,820 From now on you'll "jiao" as i say 1182 01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:03,440 Jiao, jiao 1183 01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:17,444 One, two, three 1184 01:25:17,468 --> 01:25:25,468 Subtitled By: Mohamad Sanad