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♪

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[Leslie tapping spoon]

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They must be there
by now.

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Yeah.

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Who?

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Mother and Larry.

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Must be in...?

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England.

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[goat bleating]Oh, yeah.

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We should probably look
at our instructions.

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Mm.

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[Leslie yawns]

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LESLIE:
I don't think that applies
to us.

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No.No.

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[clears throat]

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Now, I'm the oldest,

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and basically a father already,
so I'm in charge.

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I am in charge of you, though,
Gerry,

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as you're just a kid.

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[snorts]

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[chair scraping]

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Bring my hat,

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would you Roger?[whimpers]

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[thunder roaring]

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[inhales, exhales]

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God, that was
a long trip.

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Mislaying the coffin
didn't help.

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Yes.

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Remind me not to die
in Belgium.

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Dank and beige.

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Good old England.

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Dear Auntie.

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I do miss her.

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For me, from Durant.

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Who?

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Friend of Henry Miller's.
He's a fan of my novel.

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Ah.

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Durant says I must stay
at his house in London.

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Do you mind me going?

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I'll pop back for the funeral.

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[rain pattering,
wind whistling]

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[trolley bell rings,
people talking indistinctly]

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[horn honks]

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[Big Ben tolling]

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["Puh-Leeze! Mister Hemingway"
by Elsie Carlisle playing
on record]

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Lawrence Durrell?

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No!

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Ah!

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♪ That likes a little sport

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♪ But there's a limit,
nevertheless ♪

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[laughing,
talking indistinctly]

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Larry, this is, uh,

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Jonquil, Henry Miller,
and Ruby.

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Mm?

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Don't be shy.

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♪

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♪ I can understand
when you hold my hand ♪

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♪ That it's love
finding a way ♪

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At last.

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People like me.

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♪ Puh-leeze
Mister Hemingway ♪

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♪

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♪

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Slightly vulgar, Auntie?

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Good for you.

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Louisa, dear.

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A terribly sad time.

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Indeed.

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Good morning, Prue.

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[kisses]

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Geoffrey.

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You know Basil.

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Yes.

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Auntie's cousin twice removed.

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Removed once from Eton,
once from...

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ALL:
Germany.

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Oh, I mentioned it.

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Anyway,

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I'll be doing
the soliciting.

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Where there's a will,
there's a wage!

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Well, look at us.

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Like a flock of crows.

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The collective noun is
a murder of crows, in fact.

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If only someone had murdered
Auntie.

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[awkwardly]:
I mean, for the crows thing
to work better.

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Terribly sad time.

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Where's Lawrence?

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He'll be back
for the funeral.

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He had to whiz to London.

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Dreadful chap,
London.

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Gives us the willies,
doesn't it, dear?

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We're very wedded
to Lytchett Matravers.

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For all its gremlins.

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[birds chirping]

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[knock at door]

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Spiros!

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Miss Margo.

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How are the x-rays?

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Have you grilled anyone yet
by mistake?

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No, she's doing
a fine job.

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I think he can dress himself,
Margo.

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Sorry.SPIROS:
Your mother asked me

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to watch over you,
after Leslie's...

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[quietly]:
baby news.

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I'm more responsible
than Les.

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She said no Zoltan
until she returns.

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So you have not seen him,
I hope.

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Of course
I haven't.

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[flies buzzing]

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The house is buggered.

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Don't worry about that.

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And it's probably best to avoid
that word.

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I clean the inside...

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No, no, no.

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I wouldn't go
in there if I were you.

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Just, uh,
just put your feet up here,

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have some tea.

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Where is the teapot?

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Oh, we used it
for soup.

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Now, what does symmoríamean?

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Bad people.

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"Bad people
from Athens steal...

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...things."

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There's a gang on the loose
in Corfu.

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They will kill us all.

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You're quite a pessimist,
aren't you?

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Me too.

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That's why I have...

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[bowl clatters]Oh.

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[insects chirping]

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[thunder rumbling,
birds chirping]

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♪

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[donkey braying,
whip cracking]

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[farmer speaking Greek]

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[donkey braying,
whip cracking]

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[speaking Greek]

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[donkey moans, whip cracking]

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[donkey braying repeatedly]

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[music playing on phonograph]

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Morning, Henry.

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Hey, bud.

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"Hey, bud."

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Ah.

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Love it.

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Ladies.

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"The hurly-burly
of the chaise-longue

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"before the deep, deep peace
of the double-bed."

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I'm quoting--

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We know who you're quoting,
Larry, mate.

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Oh, thank God.

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I'm so used to explaining
quotations to my family.

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Can I say again

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how much I adored
Tropic of Cancer.

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Lyrical.

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Dense.

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Filthy.

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Sure.

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What are you doing
out in Corfu?

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Writing.

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Swimming.

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Being.

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It's cheap

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and real.

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What is real?

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Corfu, it's a Greek...

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[music on phonograph ends]

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Oh, I see.

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Yes indeed, yeah,
what is real?

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Only the body.

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[bell tolling]

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[people talking indistinctly]

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♪

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ZOLTAN:
Margo, my love.

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Hello,
Zoltan.

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If we see anyone I know,
we'll have to hide.

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Mother was very boring
about it.

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Why must we hide?

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I am most desirable.

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Arrogance--
you know the rules.

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[indistinct talking]

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I'll spend it on something
to make me look delicious.

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[Lugaretzia stammers]

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GERRY:
He was beating this poor donkey

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like it was--
like he hated it.

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THEO:
I know.

186
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Man's cruelty is
boundless.

187
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Why do they do it?

188
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I mean, it happens
in Britain too

189
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but it's worse here.

190
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Donkeys are seen
as insensate machines in fur.

191
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[equipment clatters]Dogs not much better.

192
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The worse thing is
I didn't stop him.

193
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You were wise
not to try.

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He'd beat you too.

195
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Education is the answer.

196
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There--
Donkeys: A Tribute.

197
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You really do have a book
about everything, don't you?

198
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How is it without your mother
and Larry?

199
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It's fair to say standards
of hygiene have dropped.

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Oh.

201
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I don't want to go back
to England-- ever.

202
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Even with our poor record
on donkeys?

203
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Maybe I can do something
about that.

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GEOFFREY:
Well, that was
a very pleasant burial.

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Mm.

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Very good turn-out.Mm-hmm.

207
00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:04,189
It makes you wonder,
doesn't it?

208
00:10:04,224 --> 00:10:07,952
Death, infinity,
the nature of consciousness.

209
00:10:07,986 --> 00:10:11,369
But the rain held off,
that's the main thing.

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BASIL:
Ashes to ashes--

211
00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:15,062
always makes me think
of cricket.

212
00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,755
Then there's
dust to dust...

213
00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:21,966
You can get some terribly
dry wickets Down Under.

214
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,657
[clock ticking, Prue murmuring]

215
00:10:23,692 --> 00:10:27,937
[phone ringing]

216
00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:29,249
[picking up phone]

217
00:10:29,283 --> 00:10:31,596
Hello, Bournemouth 351.

218
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,770
Mrs. Durrell.

219
00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:34,150
Ah, yes.

220
00:10:37,602 --> 00:10:38,707
Where were you?

221
00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:41,088
Sorry, they cancelled my train.

222
00:10:41,123 --> 00:10:43,470
Cows on the line
outside Waterloo.

223
00:10:43,504 --> 00:10:45,299
It seems
they wouldn't be shooed away.

224
00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:47,405
Twaddle.
Everyone else made it.

225
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LARRY [on phone]:
Oh, good.

226
00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:49,856
I wouldn't have been missed,
then.

227
00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:51,098
How are you?

228
00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:53,342
I'm sad about Auntie,
and frankly...

229
00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:54,515
[cork pops, people laughing]

230
00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:56,345
You're having fun,
aren't you?

231
00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:59,624
Of course not,
I'm in deep mourning.

232
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,834
Why's Henry naked?

233
00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:04,215
DURANT [on phone]:
Oh, it's what he does.

234
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:07,874
JONQUIL:
His view is,
why aren't we all naked?

235
00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:10,221
[Jonquil laughing]What was that noise?

236
00:11:10,255 --> 00:11:12,706
It doesn't really bear
describing.

237
00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:14,225
LOUISA [on phone]:
We will resume

238
00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:15,329
this conversation...

239
00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:17,642
when I'm not being watched.

240
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,127
[music playing, laughter,
phone hanging up]

241
00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:22,440
Lawrence missed his train.

242
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,717
He's very upset.

243
00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:25,098
ALL:
Oh.

244
00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:26,444
He must be.

245
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:30,586
Now, Geoffrey and I have a plan
of action for your stay.

246
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:31,794
GEOFFREY:
Hold onto your hat!

247
00:11:31,829 --> 00:11:33,140
PRUE:
Tomorrow:

248
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estate agent,
then solicitor.

249
00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:35,729
Yes.

250
00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:37,386
I'll be waiting
with me box file.

251
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:40,216
PRUE:
And a walk
to the splendid tea rooms.

252
00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:41,908
Mine's a lardy cake!

253
00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:45,118
PRUE:
Then on Thursday--No, I'm sorry.

254
00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:46,706
I, I beg your pardon?

255
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,500
I need to see Larry.
In town.

256
00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:49,743
London?

257
00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:50,744
Yes.

258
00:11:50,779 --> 00:11:51,883
I'll be staying there.

259
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,643
You're going to stay
in London?

260
00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:57,130
Why... are you mad?

261
00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:59,822
No, I think it might be fun.

262
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:06,242
[flamingoes honking,
insects chirping]

263
00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:13,456
Come on.

264
00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:14,768
Come on.

265
00:12:15,182 --> 00:12:17,840
Big day tomorrow, Sally.[snorts]

266
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,911
Try to look your best.

267
00:12:25,814 --> 00:12:28,092
Ah, you might be wondering
what this is.

268
00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,438
Margo!

269
00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:31,578
Family crisis!What? Why?

270
00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:32,648
Can't you see
how this could go wrong?

271
00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,788
I am responsible
for this family.

272
00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:35,547
[scoffs]

273
00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:37,446
Hey, I object to that face!

274
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:40,552
A gang out there is threatening
our safety and valuables.

275
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,140
We don't have
any valuables.

276
00:12:42,175 --> 00:12:43,348
Yeah, well,
they don't know that.

277
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:44,591
They strike

278
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:45,868
under cover
of darkness,

279
00:12:45,903 --> 00:12:47,249
and I'm gonna be able
to shoot them from my bed.

280
00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:49,216
This is the worst idea
you've ever had.

281
00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:51,356
What if you kill
an innocent person?

282
00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:53,738
Oh, God,
you bloody vegetarians.

283
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,740
These guns won't kill anyone...

284
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,845
probably.

285
00:12:56,879 --> 00:13:00,296
Anyway, I'll put a warning sign
up outside.

286
00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:02,782
♪

287
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,266
Uh, yassas!

288
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,819
Can I talk to you
about donkeys?

289
00:13:05,854 --> 00:13:09,236
Donkeys have feelings too.

290
00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:11,583
[people speaking Greek]

291
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,356
Yes, yes,
all interesting points.

292
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,531
Uh, my fellow campaigner
Theo Stephanides will join us

293
00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:29,739
when he can
and translate.

294
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:31,880
He's at work.

295
00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:33,053
You English are not
the boss here.

296
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:35,055
It doesn't matter
where I'm from.

297
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:38,990
And donkeys actually
work better if you...

298
00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:41,199
[people speaking Greek]

299
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:44,271
♪

300
00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:46,446
How do you say,
"Danger of Death"?

301
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,966
[speaking Greek]

302
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,726
[repeating Greek]Yeah.

303
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,832
[car horn honking,
door opens]

304
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,903
SPIROS:
Hello!

305
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,734
I come as Mrs. Durrells's
policeman.

306
00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:00,080
I take this very seriously.

307
00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:02,945
Thank you, Spiros,
but, uh, not necessary.

308
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,360
I'm in charge.

309
00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:05,534
No offense, Leslie,

310
00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:07,018
but you made Daphne pregnant.

311
00:14:07,053 --> 00:14:09,572
You're not in charge
even of yourself.

312
00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:11,989
Has Margo been seeing Zoltan?

313
00:14:12,023 --> 00:14:13,231
No.Yes.

314
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:15,164
I see them
in the town kissing.

315
00:14:16,614 --> 00:14:18,685
Well, kissing...

316
00:14:18,719 --> 00:14:19,962
Kissing's nice.

317
00:14:19,997 --> 00:14:21,964
Kissing a Turk is not nice.

318
00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:25,071
Just wait till she gets home.

319
00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:26,555
Now, that could be
several hours.

320
00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,144
I'll go...

321
00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:30,421
and come back.

322
00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:36,151
♪

323
00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:47,162
Good afternoon.

324
00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:49,819
Is this where Lawrence Durrell
is staying?

325
00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:52,892
Laz, you didn't say
your mama was a goddess.

326
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,518
Well.

327
00:14:58,552 --> 00:15:00,106
I wouldn't go
as far as goddess.

328
00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:01,866
Always go far!
Don't be so British.

329
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,109
Sorry.

330
00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:04,627
I think you'll find
I'm very British.

331
00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:05,905
Ah.

332
00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:09,805
Oh, hello.

333
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:12,394
I just wanted to track you down,
uh, Laz,

334
00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:13,843
before I find a guesthouse.

335
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,121
Oh, no, no, no,
you must stay here.

336
00:15:15,155 --> 00:15:18,020
As you can see, I,
I keep a very open house.

337
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:19,194
Oh.

338
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:21,990
Well, we have just buried
my aunt,

339
00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:24,233
so it might cheer me up.

340
00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:26,442
I, I'd hate to tread
on anyone's toes.

341
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:30,895
No, no, join us.

342
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:35,417
♪

343
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:44,012
SUPERINTENDENT:

344
00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:56,093
Um...

345
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:04,239
Look I, I've promised to help
with the baby.

346
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,344
My friend Lugaretzia's knitting
a romper suit,

347
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,759
and I'm determined
to make sure...

348
00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:10,659
No, it's your sign outside.

349
00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:11,901
Oh.

350
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:13,662
Yes, sorry, leave it
to you professionals.

351
00:16:13,696 --> 00:16:14,628
I, I'll take it down-

352
00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:15,802
No.

353
00:16:15,836 --> 00:16:17,390
It's a good sign.

354
00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,186
Thank you.

355
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:21,221
Um...

356
00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:22,705
I always say,
guns make the world

357
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,569
a safer place.

358
00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:26,399
You'd think it's obvious.

359
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:27,434
People need to help us more.

360
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:28,677
Like you.

361
00:16:32,439 --> 00:16:33,682
LUGARETZIA:
Show him your...

362
00:16:33,716 --> 00:16:36,581
[insects chirping,
bird burbling]

363
00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:40,275
Yeah, I won't do
the full display.

364
00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:42,311
Do you have work?Uh, no.

365
00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:46,177
We used to run a family stall,
but, you know, cakes.

366
00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:48,145
You would like to be
a policeman?

367
00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:55,221
I would love to be
a policeman.

368
00:16:55,255 --> 00:16:56,705
DURANT:
Hmm,

369
00:16:56,739 --> 00:16:59,673
so you just took your family
off to Corfu?

370
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:02,987
Well, it was a particularly
overcast day in Bournemouth.

371
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,127
You crazy bitch!

372
00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:07,474
God, you're brilliant.Mm.

373
00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:09,235
So, what do you all do?

374
00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:10,753
MILLER:
We're a loose community

375
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:12,100
of artists and nomads.

376
00:17:12,134 --> 00:17:14,205
So you'll fit right in.I adore your necklace.

377
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,207
Oh, this?

378
00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:17,588
Yes.

379
00:17:20,522 --> 00:17:22,006
I, I found it

380
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,249
in a souk,

381
00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:24,698
in Arabia.

382
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:28,254
LARRY:
Oh, do tell the story.

383
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:30,359
[music playing on record]

384
00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:32,016
[Louisa chuckles nervously]

385
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:36,503
I wanted it so much
but had no money, so...

386
00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:38,885
I...
cut off my hair--

387
00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:42,164
which I could sit on back then
and often did--

388
00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:43,855
and sold it.

389
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,788
And what were you doing
in Arabia?

390
00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:48,515
Mm.

391
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,034
What wasn't I doing?

392
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:54,590
[all laughing]

393
00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:58,974
♪

394
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:03,737
[brakes squealing]

395
00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:05,636
MARGO:
Oh, Spiros,

396
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,293
don't go in the house,
it's a mess.

397
00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:10,089
[chickens clucking]

398
00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:14,955
You are a Durrells,
so I like you,

399
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,578
but your mother said,

400
00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:19,305
"Do not meet your boyfriend."

401
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:21,376
And you did,
so I am cross.

402
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,653
Please don't be.

403
00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:23,792
Zoltan's sweet.

404
00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:25,345
Hooray, let's all get pregnant!

405
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,244
You're only being all odd
like this

406
00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:29,453
because he's Turkish,
and you're prejudiced.

407
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:32,870
Yes, I am.

408
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,492
The Greeks hate the Turks,

409
00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:36,149
who hate us.

410
00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:37,288
We have a deal.

411
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:38,358
Why do you hate them?

412
00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:42,190
Because they're all...

413
00:18:42,224 --> 00:18:44,502
That's not a proper argument.

414
00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:46,884
Well, it's Christians
versus Muslims, of course.

415
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,023
That's a tricky one.

416
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:49,887
It's the same God.

417
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:54,512
Years of occupation
by the Ottomans.

418
00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:55,893
Read about the siege
of Nicomedia.

419
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,033
When did that happen?

420
00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,517
1337.

421
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:01,070
[insects chirping]

422
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:04,177
Okay, you can see Zoltan...

423
00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:05,868
Good, we're meeting for lunch.

424
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,284
...but I will be there
as chaperone.

425
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:08,733
LESLIE:
Spiros,

426
00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:13,773
I've got a job
with the Corfu police force!

427
00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:17,259
[laughs]

428
00:19:17,294 --> 00:19:21,643
So in a month or two,
after my training,

429
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:23,507
I'll be able to arrest you.

430
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,719
[Jonquil playing piano poorly]

431
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:33,033
No, to be honest
I don't find shoes erotic.

432
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:35,484
Mm, toes then, hmm?

433
00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:36,761
No.

434
00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:38,936
Although I did use to like
sucking my children's toes.

435
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,904
Oh, tell me more things
like that.

436
00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,458
Only when they were babies,
I don't do it now.

437
00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:45,011
[chuckles]

438
00:19:46,254 --> 00:19:47,427
Please.

439
00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:49,464
What is this drink?Hmm.

440
00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:50,568
Absinthe.

441
00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:52,812
Ah, isn't that meant to be
utterly ruinous?

442
00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:55,608
Yes, it is.
[chuckles]

443
00:19:55,642 --> 00:19:57,230
Mother.

444
00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:58,542
Still up?

445
00:19:58,576 --> 00:19:59,922
Seemingly.

446
00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:01,303
May I have a word?

447
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,477
Yes.

448
00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:06,998
[piano playing continues]

449
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:08,241
Be careful of Durant.

450
00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:09,587
He's used to getting
his own way.

451
00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:11,486
LOUISA:
If only that were true
of me.

452
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,627
Hmm, he's plying you
with absinthe.

453
00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:16,594
I used to put away a lot of gin.

454
00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:17,733
I know my limits.

455
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:20,288
Why's he wearing
your necklace?

456
00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:21,737
LOUISA:
It's just paste.

457
00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:25,741
We swapped--
I'm wearing his socks.

458
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,329
Oh, for God's sake.

459
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:29,435
There's a difference
between a frisky Greek

460
00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:30,574
and a metropolitan roué.

461
00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:33,887
I'm enjoying
his conversation.

462
00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:35,337
It won't go any further
than that.

463
00:20:35,372 --> 00:20:37,374
Our boat-train leaves

464
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:40,342
in two days.

465
00:20:40,377 --> 00:20:42,551
Until then I want
some lively company.

466
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:47,349
Sorry, I was just
being protective.

467
00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:53,976
Gosh, maybe I have had
too much to drink.

468
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:55,115
[chuckles]

469
00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:56,634
I'm out of practice.

470
00:20:56,669 --> 00:20:58,118
Come to my room.Oh.

471
00:20:58,153 --> 00:21:00,086
Why?

472
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,916
Oh, God, no! What?Hmm.

473
00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:05,333
I thought you had something
interesting there to show me.

474
00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:06,817
I do.[chuckles]

475
00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:08,059
No, no,

476
00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:09,820
I mean, like an interesting
wardrobe or something.

477
00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:12,340
I do actually have
an interesting wardrobe.

478
00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:15,204
Ah, yes, well, I will think
about coming to see it.

479
00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:18,035
[both chuckling]

480
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,762
[exhaling]

481
00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:23,040
♪

482
00:21:37,641 --> 00:21:43,440
♪

483
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:07,671
[speaking Greek]

484
00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:09,293
[imitating firing]

485
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,019
You're going to make
a fine policeman.

486
00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:12,952
THEO:
I'll need you
to arrest anyone

487
00:22:12,986 --> 00:22:14,574
who beats their donkey.

488
00:22:14,609 --> 00:22:16,611
Well, if it's the law, Sonny,

489
00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:18,820
then that's what I'll be doing.

490
00:22:20,062 --> 00:22:22,858
[outer door unlatches]

491
00:22:24,032 --> 00:22:25,171
[door closes]

492
00:22:25,205 --> 00:22:27,207
Leaving, darling?

493
00:22:27,242 --> 00:22:29,348
Yes--
a guesthouse suits me better.

494
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:32,109
You don't want to run off.

495
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,318
It's a free gaff.

496
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,595
Leave that here

497
00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:38,633
and go
and enjoy the city.

498
00:22:41,739 --> 00:22:43,327
[brakes squealing,
people talking indistinctly]

499
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,329
Have a bleeding adventure.

500
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,675
[door closes]

501
00:22:48,643 --> 00:22:52,578
[farmer speaking Greek,
whip cracking]

502
00:22:52,612 --> 00:22:55,546
[donkey braying]

503
00:23:09,457 --> 00:23:10,561
Stop!

504
00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:17,223
Look in his eyes--
he's nearly dead!

505
00:23:17,257 --> 00:23:18,914
His leg hurts.

506
00:23:20,468 --> 00:23:22,228
[donkey brays]

507
00:23:29,131 --> 00:23:30,478
[farmer speaking Greek]

508
00:23:31,893 --> 00:23:35,344
♪

509
00:23:42,662 --> 00:23:44,146
[donkey snorts]

510
00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:52,879
More essence.

511
00:23:54,122 --> 00:23:57,677
[phone ringing]

512
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,820
LARRY:
Anybody?

513
00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:05,202
[phone continues ringing]

514
00:24:08,412 --> 00:24:09,551
Mm?

515
00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:12,071
[loudly]:
May I speak
with Mrs. Durrell, please.

516
00:24:15,384 --> 00:24:17,456
[poshly]:
She's currently indisposed.

517
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,596
May I relay a communiqué?

518
00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:21,805
Posh flunky.

519
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:23,807
Yes.

520
00:24:23,841 --> 00:24:25,912
A valuable
has gone missing,

521
00:24:25,947 --> 00:24:28,881
and we wonder
if Mrs. Durrell has it.

522
00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:30,503
Why's she using
that voice?

523
00:24:30,538 --> 00:24:31,918
It's her
telephone voice.

524
00:24:31,953 --> 00:24:33,506
LARRY [on phone]:
Mrs. Durrell

525
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:36,267
seems very law abiding.

526
00:24:36,302 --> 00:24:38,235
Though they're often the worst.

527
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,720
I'm sorry that she's...

528
00:24:42,101 --> 00:24:43,447
"gawn."

529
00:24:44,828 --> 00:24:47,969
Will she be "gawn"...

530
00:24:48,003 --> 00:24:49,384
for "lawng"?

531
00:24:49,418 --> 00:24:51,213
[clock ticking]

532
00:24:51,248 --> 00:24:53,664
[normal voice]:
I'm not really sure.

533
00:24:53,699 --> 00:24:56,218
Cheerio.[hangs up]

534
00:24:56,253 --> 00:24:58,566
Oh.

535
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,739
[groans]

536
00:24:59,774 --> 00:25:01,845
[struggling, utensils scraping]

537
00:25:03,191 --> 00:25:05,296
You have a beautiful face,

538
00:25:05,331 --> 00:25:07,160
even when
you are eating fish.

539
00:25:07,195 --> 00:25:09,162
No, no, no,
you can't talk like this.

540
00:25:09,197 --> 00:25:10,888
What?

541
00:25:10,923 --> 00:25:12,372
Nothing about love or bodies.

542
00:25:13,926 --> 00:25:16,135
This stifado
is not good.

543
00:25:16,169 --> 00:25:18,827
Nothing rude
about Greek things.

544
00:25:18,862 --> 00:25:21,278
Look, Zoltan runs
a business here,

545
00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:23,763
he pays tax here,
you should be grateful.

546
00:25:23,798 --> 00:25:25,731
I don't pay tax here.

547
00:25:25,765 --> 00:25:27,111
You see!

548
00:25:27,146 --> 00:25:28,354
Nor do you!

549
00:25:28,388 --> 00:25:30,287
And you stole hummus from us.

550
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:33,428
[accordion playing]

551
00:25:33,462 --> 00:25:35,430
I'm just doing
what your mother asked.

552
00:25:35,464 --> 00:25:37,536
Why do you care so much
about Mrs. Durrell?

553
00:25:38,985 --> 00:25:41,436
Some people deserve
to be cared for.

554
00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:42,575
Some do not.

555
00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:44,439
Too much bad feeling.

556
00:25:44,473 --> 00:25:46,406
I'm going back to work.

557
00:25:46,441 --> 00:25:47,649
[chair scraping]Zoltan,

558
00:25:47,684 --> 00:25:50,894
I'll see you
after my mother returns.

559
00:25:50,928 --> 00:25:52,792
[accordion playing,
people talking indistinctly]

560
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:56,762
Hey don't leave me alone
with him!

561
00:25:56,796 --> 00:25:59,316
[horns honking]

562
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:01,283
WOMAN:
I do hope
we're not going to be late.

563
00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:05,978
[sighs]

564
00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:08,049
Have you been avoiding me?

565
00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:11,397
No, I've been
enjoying London.

566
00:26:11,431 --> 00:26:13,088
Well, apart from the traffic.

567
00:26:13,123 --> 00:26:14,607
Right, it's like
Piccadilly Circus out there!

568
00:26:14,642 --> 00:26:16,575
Which is funny,
because...

569
00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,715
It is Piccadilly Circus
out there.

570
00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:23,202
I am flattered
by your attention,

571
00:26:23,236 --> 00:26:25,894
and grateful
for the bed,

572
00:26:25,929 --> 00:26:27,620
but I should
probably leave.

573
00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:30,312
No, don't.

574
00:26:30,347 --> 00:26:32,211
I will behave.

575
00:26:40,529 --> 00:26:41,876
[knock on door]

576
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:44,810
Hello.

577
00:26:44,844 --> 00:26:46,259
Um, I've brought a patient.

578
00:26:46,294 --> 00:26:47,709
MARGO:
Well, bring him in then.
Oh, hang on,

579
00:26:47,744 --> 00:26:48,848
it's not an...

580
00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:50,781
animal, is it?[donkey sniffs]

581
00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:52,196
Of course it is.

582
00:26:52,231 --> 00:26:55,061
GERRY:
I rescued him.

583
00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:56,925
I think his leg
may be broken.

584
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,272
If it is, you know he'll have
to be put down,

585
00:26:59,307 --> 00:27:00,342
don't you?

586
00:27:00,377 --> 00:27:01,723
Yes.

587
00:27:01,758 --> 00:27:03,069
Very well,

588
00:27:03,104 --> 00:27:04,761
let's have a look.

589
00:27:04,795 --> 00:27:08,419
[music playing on record,
knock at door]

590
00:27:14,736 --> 00:27:16,013
Lawrence.

591
00:27:18,395 --> 00:27:19,534
Hello.

592
00:27:19,568 --> 00:27:21,605
[door closes]

593
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,882
What brings Dorset
up to London?

594
00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:24,712
We couldn't get much sense
out of the butler

595
00:27:24,746 --> 00:27:26,472
I spoke to.Ah, yes.

596
00:27:26,506 --> 00:27:28,647
He has just been sacked.

597
00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:30,925
And we need to speak
to your mother urgently.

598
00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:31,788
Is she staying here?

599
00:27:31,822 --> 00:27:33,997
Um, yes.

600
00:27:34,031 --> 00:27:35,377
Is that a...?

601
00:27:37,725 --> 00:27:39,761
Oh, goodness, it is.

602
00:27:39,796 --> 00:27:41,694
How racy.

603
00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:43,247
Mother!

604
00:27:43,282 --> 00:27:45,008
Worlds colliding.

605
00:27:50,945 --> 00:27:52,360
LARRY:
Durant,

606
00:27:52,394 --> 00:27:53,741
my mother's relatives.

607
00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:55,259
Doesn't that make us
your relatives?

608
00:27:55,294 --> 00:27:56,847
DURANT:
Welcome.

609
00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:57,814
Drinks?

610
00:27:57,848 --> 00:28:00,713
Thank you
but we'll just be in and out.

611
00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,163
We're not huge
people people.

612
00:28:02,197 --> 00:28:03,958
DURANT:
But you look
rather good value.

613
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,720
GEOFFREY:
I don't think we've ever been
called good value before,

614
00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:08,963
have we, dear?No.

615
00:28:08,997 --> 00:28:10,447
LOUISA:
Oh, goodness.

616
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:11,828
Well, hello, all.

617
00:28:11,862 --> 00:28:13,899
Louisa will be glad
for the reinforcements.

618
00:28:13,933 --> 00:28:16,349
We alarm her here
with our rakish ways.

619
00:28:16,384 --> 00:28:18,386
Oh, hardly.

620
00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:19,594
[clears throat]

621
00:28:21,596 --> 00:28:22,701
Up yours.

622
00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:26,325
ALL:
Up yours.

623
00:28:29,535 --> 00:28:31,502
So, Cousin Prue,

624
00:28:31,537 --> 00:28:33,159
why are you here?

625
00:28:33,194 --> 00:28:35,196
One of Auntie's necklaces
is missing.

626
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,646
We have no choice
but to suspect you.

627
00:28:37,681 --> 00:28:40,304
Well, yes, I borrowed it.

628
00:28:40,339 --> 00:28:41,650
Oh, but it's
just glass.

629
00:28:41,685 --> 00:28:43,549
I didn't touch the real ones.

630
00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:44,343
It is real.

631
00:28:44,377 --> 00:28:45,378
And extremely valuable.

632
00:28:45,413 --> 00:28:47,967
Those huge gemstones are real?

633
00:28:48,002 --> 00:28:49,106
Where is the necklace?

634
00:28:49,141 --> 00:28:51,384
It's in my bedroom.

635
00:28:51,419 --> 00:28:52,558
I'll fetch it.

636
00:28:52,592 --> 00:28:53,766
Oh.

637
00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:55,250
Excellent.

638
00:28:55,285 --> 00:28:56,838
Well, I'm off.

639
00:28:56,873 --> 00:29:00,739
If I'm quick, I might catch
the Royal Tournament.

640
00:29:04,363 --> 00:29:05,260
Mm.[sets glass down]

641
00:29:05,295 --> 00:29:06,675
[knock on door]

642
00:29:06,710 --> 00:29:08,712
Yes?

643
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,920
Ah-ha!

644
00:29:09,955 --> 00:29:12,578
My animal magnetism
worked.

645
00:29:12,612 --> 00:29:13,717
Um, no.

646
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:14,891
I've come to look
for my necklace.

647
00:29:14,925 --> 00:29:16,651
When you say necklace,

648
00:29:16,685 --> 00:29:19,033
I think you mean
sensual enlightenment.

649
00:29:19,067 --> 00:29:21,552
Well, if I mean that,
I'll say it.

650
00:29:21,587 --> 00:29:24,279
You had it last night.

651
00:29:24,314 --> 00:29:25,453
Why so anxious?

652
00:29:25,487 --> 00:29:28,042
Oh, well,
it's very valuable.

653
00:29:28,076 --> 00:29:29,319
Yes, I know,

654
00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:30,872
it cost you your hair.

655
00:29:30,907 --> 00:29:32,253
Hair that you could sit on.

656
00:29:32,287 --> 00:29:33,461
Well, no, I...

657
00:29:33,495 --> 00:29:35,808
oh-- I made that up,
you idiot!

658
00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:37,845
Hmm.

659
00:29:37,879 --> 00:29:39,053
Gosh, where is it?

660
00:29:39,087 --> 00:29:40,019
I don't know.

661
00:29:40,054 --> 00:29:41,020
I left it lying around.

662
00:29:41,055 --> 00:29:43,402
Somebody else
must have picked it up.

663
00:29:43,436 --> 00:29:45,300
Get off!

664
00:29:45,335 --> 00:29:47,095
[door closes, sighs]

665
00:29:48,476 --> 00:29:49,684
And what do you do,

666
00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:51,513
Jonquil?Writer, darling.

667
00:29:51,548 --> 00:29:53,688
Oh.Ah, like Lawrence.

668
00:29:53,722 --> 00:29:56,208
Yes.But hopefully better.

669
00:29:57,485 --> 00:29:59,763
And you're an artist,
Ruby.

670
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,902
Why is that?

671
00:30:00,937 --> 00:30:03,560
Art is.

672
00:30:05,562 --> 00:30:07,012
Art is...?

673
00:30:10,049 --> 00:30:12,500
Nice?

674
00:30:12,534 --> 00:30:14,226
A picture just needs
to be pretty,

675
00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:15,227
doesn't it?

676
00:30:15,261 --> 00:30:16,780
Extraordinary.

677
00:30:18,264 --> 00:30:19,679
I'm going mad.

678
00:30:19,714 --> 00:30:20,646
I forgot,

679
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,924
I took the necklace
to the bank

680
00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:24,753
for safekeeping.

681
00:30:24,788 --> 00:30:27,273
I'll get it back
in the morning.

682
00:30:27,308 --> 00:30:28,792
Meanwhile you must be getting

683
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,863
that last train back
to Ploddy-shire.

684
00:30:30,898 --> 00:30:33,866
Yes, well, we'll come back
in the morning.

685
00:30:33,901 --> 00:30:35,178
No, stay here overnight.

686
00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:36,110
Uh, no, no,

687
00:30:36,144 --> 00:30:38,146
we don't have
our night garments.

688
00:30:38,181 --> 00:30:40,839
I'll lend you something,
hmm?

689
00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:42,979
Well, it would save
another train fare.

690
00:30:43,013 --> 00:30:45,222
Do sit down.

691
00:30:47,293 --> 00:30:50,020
[insects chirping]

692
00:30:50,055 --> 00:30:53,506
[bells ringing]

693
00:31:02,584 --> 00:31:06,071
[bells ringing quicker]

694
00:31:08,936 --> 00:31:10,178
[gunshot]

695
00:31:13,595 --> 00:31:15,563
MARGO:
What have you done?!Saved the day.

696
00:31:15,597 --> 00:31:17,979
Stay in your rooms
until I give the all-clear.

697
00:31:18,014 --> 00:31:19,463
Leslie!

698
00:31:19,498 --> 00:31:21,189
[insects chirping]

699
00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:31,337
Stop!

700
00:31:39,656 --> 00:31:41,244
[gasps]:
Oh, my God.

701
00:31:41,278 --> 00:31:42,417
Sorry.

702
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:49,355
You...

703
00:31:49,390 --> 00:31:50,046
[gasping]

704
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,116
shot me!

705
00:31:51,150 --> 00:31:54,015
Oh my God!
I'm so sorry.

706
00:31:54,050 --> 00:31:55,879
Well, you shouldn't be seeing
Margo, should you?

707
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:56,984
You've been a bit naughty.

708
00:31:57,018 --> 00:31:58,951
No, you are the naughty one!

709
00:31:58,986 --> 00:32:00,953
I'm used
to the Greeks hating me,

710
00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:03,197
but now you too?!

711
00:32:03,231 --> 00:32:04,784
I am going to the police
to report you

712
00:32:04,819 --> 00:32:06,683
for attempted murder!No.

713
00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:07,856
No, no, no.

714
00:32:07,891 --> 00:32:10,618
[footsteps retreating]

715
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:14,415
[sighs]

716
00:32:14,449 --> 00:32:15,726
MARGO:
Congratulations.

717
00:32:15,761 --> 00:32:18,281
You've gunned down poor Zoltan
and made him hate me.

718
00:32:18,315 --> 00:32:19,765
You shouldn't be
seeing him--

719
00:32:19,799 --> 00:32:21,974
and I only winged him.
[grunts in frustration]

720
00:32:22,009 --> 00:32:25,046
I've spent weeks ironing out
the worst of his defects,

721
00:32:25,081 --> 00:32:26,599
and you destroy it all.

722
00:32:26,634 --> 00:32:27,566
Oh, so you've had a tiff.

723
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,705
This is my whole existence!

724
00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:30,155
What are you going on about?

725
00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:33,089
The police won't take me
now I look reckless,

726
00:32:33,123 --> 00:32:34,676
perhaps, slightly.

727
00:32:34,711 --> 00:32:36,126
Especially as I've had run-ins

728
00:32:36,161 --> 00:32:37,300
with the law.

729
00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:38,922
We told you
it was a dumb idea.

730
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,993
I want Mother back.

731
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:45,687
♪

732
00:33:01,117 --> 00:33:02,566
[struggling]

733
00:33:03,533 --> 00:33:04,672
What would
the Parish Council say

734
00:33:04,706 --> 00:33:06,018
if they could see you now?

735
00:33:06,053 --> 00:33:10,229
Yes, he's obviously not one
for a sensible pajama.

736
00:33:10,264 --> 00:33:13,405
We're all having our minds
stretched here.

737
00:33:13,439 --> 00:33:15,407
I don't know whether to walk
towards it

738
00:33:15,441 --> 00:33:16,684
or run away.

739
00:33:16,718 --> 00:33:18,582
I feel like one
of the Wise Men.

740
00:33:18,617 --> 00:33:21,861
I don't understand why you left
the necklace with the bank

741
00:33:21,896 --> 00:33:23,553
if you thought
it wasn't valuable.

742
00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:28,006
Well it, it was included
with my own valuables.

743
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,041
[scoffs]

744
00:33:29,076 --> 00:33:30,732
It's worth more

745
00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:32,665
than the rest of Auntie's estate
put together.

746
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,115
If it's not returned,

747
00:33:34,150 --> 00:33:35,703
none of us
will inherit anything.

748
00:33:37,256 --> 00:33:39,534
Yes, well, we'll, er,
just, er...Cocoa.

749
00:33:39,569 --> 00:33:42,054
Cocoa.Yeah.

750
00:33:42,089 --> 00:33:46,921
Lovely to see a retired English
insurance broker in a kaftan.

751
00:33:47,784 --> 00:33:48,888
[clears throat]

752
00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:50,442
That necklace I borrowed
from my aunt.

753
00:33:50,476 --> 00:33:53,410
It's really valuable,
and I've lost it

754
00:33:53,445 --> 00:33:55,067
here in the house.Ah.

755
00:33:55,102 --> 00:33:58,105
I'm sorry but I can only think
one of your new arty friends

756
00:33:58,139 --> 00:34:00,348
has taken it.Why would you say that?

757
00:34:00,383 --> 00:34:03,075
Well, because they're...
well, they're amoral,

758
00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:04,766
and I'm sure they would say so
themselves.

759
00:34:04,801 --> 00:34:06,320
These are my friends.

760
00:34:06,354 --> 00:34:08,563
No matter how much
absinthe you put away,

761
00:34:08,598 --> 00:34:10,117
or unsuitable flirting
you do,

762
00:34:10,151 --> 00:34:12,774
you're still really provincial,
aren't you?

763
00:34:12,809 --> 00:34:15,087
You can be louche
and Bohemian,

764
00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:16,226
but I can't,

765
00:34:16,261 --> 00:34:17,745
is that
what you're saying?

766
00:34:17,779 --> 00:34:20,230
[scoffs]
Well, where do you think

767
00:34:20,265 --> 00:34:22,853
your cherished liberal outlook
comes from?

768
00:34:22,888 --> 00:34:23,923
From me.

769
00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:25,201
You made Leslie too.

770
00:34:25,235 --> 00:34:27,099
Well...If we're the same,

771
00:34:27,134 --> 00:34:29,067
why do I embrace
the creativity

772
00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:30,930
and differentness
of these people

773
00:34:30,965 --> 00:34:32,518
and you accuse them
of theft?

774
00:34:32,553 --> 00:34:35,107
So I should scuttle back
to the provinces

775
00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:36,212
to be with my kind,

776
00:34:36,246 --> 00:34:37,868
with the Prues
and the Geoffreys?

777
00:34:37,903 --> 00:34:40,078
While you make whoopee
with your mute.

778
00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,113
[exhales in frustration]

779
00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:42,873
I've found my world.

780
00:34:42,908 --> 00:34:45,462
It's thrilling.

781
00:34:45,497 --> 00:34:48,189
I want to stay here,
in England.

782
00:34:56,577 --> 00:34:59,200
[snoring]

783
00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:06,656
[groans]

784
00:35:13,732 --> 00:35:15,596
[snoring]

785
00:35:26,227 --> 00:35:28,781
[footsteps approaching]

786
00:35:30,852 --> 00:35:32,509
You know what I need?

787
00:35:32,544 --> 00:35:33,545
Air.

788
00:35:33,579 --> 00:35:35,685
I haven't been out
of the house

789
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,687
for 48 hours.

790
00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:39,723
LARRY:
I'm sorry.

791
00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:41,415
I know
the necklace is a worry

792
00:35:41,449 --> 00:35:44,072
but these friends aren't
the stealing kind.

793
00:35:44,107 --> 00:35:45,695
They don't believe
in ownership.

794
00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:47,490
Well, that's just daft.

795
00:35:47,524 --> 00:35:49,008
There--

796
00:35:49,043 --> 00:35:52,598
proof that I'm not the...
radical spirit you are.

797
00:35:53,496 --> 00:35:56,292
[sighs]
It's time I went home.

798
00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:58,708
And Corfu is now home?[car honking]

799
00:35:58,742 --> 00:36:00,192
Yes, it is.

800
00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:02,367
I'm missing
the children.

801
00:36:02,401 --> 00:36:03,851
And at this rate,
I'll be arrested for theft

802
00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:05,163
and never get back there.

803
00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:07,924
I don't think it will
come to that.

804
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:11,652
You don't really want to stay,
do you?

805
00:36:11,686 --> 00:36:13,032
For how long?

806
00:36:13,067 --> 00:36:15,380
I don't know.

807
00:36:15,414 --> 00:36:17,278
I've fallen for Ruby.

808
00:36:17,313 --> 00:36:19,246
I'll stay here
as long as she wants me.

809
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:23,008
[car honking,
rain pattering]

810
00:36:23,042 --> 00:36:25,044
[men talking in Greek]

811
00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:26,598
[footsteps approaching]

812
00:36:26,632 --> 00:36:28,013
Kalimera,Superintendent.

813
00:36:28,047 --> 00:36:29,842
Kalimera,Leslie.

814
00:36:29,877 --> 00:36:32,466
I'm afraid I must resign,

815
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:33,777
already.

816
00:36:33,812 --> 00:36:36,780
I slightly shot an innocent man

817
00:36:36,815 --> 00:36:38,713
with my crime-prevention
system-- Zoltan.

818
00:36:38,748 --> 00:36:41,129
That's the person,
not the name of the system.

819
00:36:41,164 --> 00:36:43,477
And I should've said
I've been arrested twice.

820
00:36:43,511 --> 00:36:45,824
Once for drunken brawling,
and once for shooting turkeys

821
00:36:45,858 --> 00:36:47,412
belonging to a man that we named
Crippenopoulos,

822
00:36:47,446 --> 00:36:48,516
because of...

823
00:36:48,551 --> 00:36:50,104
Nobody made a complaint
against you,

824
00:36:50,138 --> 00:36:53,383
and we all shoot people
by mistake sometimes.

825
00:36:53,418 --> 00:36:55,489
[exhales]:
I know.

826
00:36:55,523 --> 00:36:57,249
Don't stray again.

827
00:36:57,284 --> 00:36:59,976
But who better to fight crime
than someone who has done some?

828
00:37:01,495 --> 00:37:03,842
Thank you.

829
00:37:05,188 --> 00:37:06,500
Don't cry,

830
00:37:06,534 --> 00:37:08,122
that's unprofessional.Oh yeah, so sorry.

831
00:37:08,156 --> 00:37:09,157
[sniffs]

832
00:37:09,192 --> 00:37:10,607
I'll see you in a week.

833
00:37:13,403 --> 00:37:17,304
♪

834
00:37:17,338 --> 00:37:19,823
[groans]

835
00:37:22,516 --> 00:37:28,211
So that is the donkey's
metacarpal--

836
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,385
can you see?

837
00:37:29,419 --> 00:37:32,664
and...
it's not broken.

838
00:37:32,698 --> 00:37:33,596
[sighs with relief]

839
00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:34,907
It's probably arthritis

840
00:37:34,942 --> 00:37:36,806
or bruising
from repeated beatings.

841
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,842
So it'll heal?Yes.

842
00:37:38,877 --> 00:37:40,361
But, Durrells,

843
00:37:40,396 --> 00:37:43,571
that's three times
you've had healthy limbs in

844
00:37:43,606 --> 00:37:44,745
to be x-rayed.

845
00:37:44,779 --> 00:37:47,334
Sorry.GERRY:
Sorry.

846
00:37:47,368 --> 00:37:48,852
Margo,

847
00:37:48,887 --> 00:37:50,406
perhaps you should take
the day off

848
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,994
and repair
your broken heart.

849
00:37:56,032 --> 00:37:57,827
[muttering]

850
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,795
GEOFFREY:
Ah-- morning, Louisa.

851
00:38:00,830 --> 00:38:02,694
You haven't lived
until you've slept

852
00:38:02,728 --> 00:38:04,282
in a mbubb like this.

853
00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:07,181
PRUE:
So, we'll, uh, accompany you
to the bank

854
00:38:07,215 --> 00:38:09,010
to retrieve
Auntie's necklace.

855
00:38:09,045 --> 00:38:10,495
Prue, Geoffrey,
avert your eyes.

856
00:38:10,529 --> 00:38:12,082
Just--

857
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,362
[whispers]:
That's actually mine.

858
00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:18,330
Perhaps you'd do
the honors.

859
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:20,677
[unclasping necklace]

860
00:38:21,575 --> 00:38:23,956
I'll go to the bank
on my own.

861
00:38:23,991 --> 00:38:25,303
See you shortly.

862
00:38:27,132 --> 00:38:29,376
Is it safe to look?

863
00:38:29,410 --> 00:38:30,756
Yeah.

864
00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,347
[gasps]

865
00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:38,212
[women speaking Greek]

866
00:38:38,246 --> 00:38:41,733
♪

867
00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:42,941
Miss Margo.

868
00:38:42,975 --> 00:38:44,529
Still friends, I hope?Yes.

869
00:38:44,563 --> 00:38:46,427
But will you please help me
to find Zoltan?

870
00:38:46,462 --> 00:38:48,843
Oh, your mother said...I know,

871
00:38:48,878 --> 00:38:50,811
but it isn't about me
this time.

872
00:38:50,845 --> 00:38:52,640
I'm clearly doomed
to be single.

873
00:38:52,675 --> 00:38:54,159
Who is it about?

874
00:38:54,193 --> 00:38:58,128
You and Zoltan.[horse whinnying]

875
00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:02,892
Your portrait
is finished.

876
00:39:06,999 --> 00:39:08,518
That...

877
00:39:08,553 --> 00:39:11,003
is you.

878
00:39:11,038 --> 00:39:14,179
That is...

879
00:39:14,213 --> 00:39:16,492
so...

880
00:39:16,526 --> 00:39:18,494
good!

881
00:39:19,702 --> 00:39:21,324
I'm like a glass of...

882
00:39:24,672 --> 00:39:28,883
I'd just better go say goodbye
to my mother.

883
00:39:28,918 --> 00:39:30,540
Your mother is pretty.

884
00:39:30,575 --> 00:39:31,645
Yes.

885
00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:32,715
She is.

886
00:39:32,749 --> 00:39:34,233
Is she...

887
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,167
available?

888
00:39:40,343 --> 00:39:41,448
No.

889
00:39:43,588 --> 00:39:46,453
You don't think
that would be... odd?

890
00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:48,420
Mm.

891
00:39:48,455 --> 00:39:51,009
[birds chirping,
cars driving by]

892
00:39:59,776 --> 00:40:02,330
♪

893
00:40:09,372 --> 00:40:10,684
[car door closing]

894
00:40:11,857 --> 00:40:15,033
Zoltan, we're so sorry
about what happened.

895
00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:19,347
Leslie's gone a bit mad
since he got Daphne pregnant.

896
00:40:19,382 --> 00:40:21,280
Please still talk
to me.

897
00:40:23,006 --> 00:40:24,283
Of course.

898
00:40:24,318 --> 00:40:27,114
You make the stars
come out at night.

899
00:40:27,148 --> 00:40:28,115
What does that mean?

900
00:40:28,149 --> 00:40:29,979
It's called poetry,
Greek peasant.

901
00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:33,776
It's called bullshit,
Turkish cretin.

902
00:40:33,810 --> 00:40:35,225
Now, exactly,

903
00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:37,055
this is why you two need
to settle your differences.

904
00:40:37,089 --> 00:40:40,023
Let's agree that Greeks
and Turks have hated each other

905
00:40:40,058 --> 00:40:41,162
for far too long.

906
00:40:41,197 --> 00:40:42,509
We are not going to end it
today.

907
00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:45,097
But this could be the beginning
of the end.

908
00:40:45,132 --> 00:40:47,721
Spiros, tell me one thing you
like about Turkish people.

909
00:40:52,553 --> 00:40:53,485
Zoltan?

910
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,074
I like Greek...

911
00:40:58,386 --> 00:40:59,698
No, nothing.

912
00:41:05,324 --> 00:41:06,533
Your Acropolis is good.

913
00:41:08,638 --> 00:41:09,915
Hooray, we're off.

914
00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:12,090
I like your belly dancing.

915
00:41:16,784 --> 00:41:21,340
♪

916
00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:22,514
PRUE:
[exhales]

917
00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:25,137
Thank you.

918
00:41:25,172 --> 00:41:27,899
Sorry I was rude.

919
00:41:27,933 --> 00:41:30,280
Auntie's death has hit us
rather hard.

920
00:41:30,315 --> 00:41:33,145
She's left a big hole
in East Dorset.

921
00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:34,526
PRUE:
Mm.

922
00:41:34,561 --> 00:41:35,941
LOUISA:
Well, you know
where we are

923
00:41:35,976 --> 00:41:37,356
if you ever want
to kick off your shoes

924
00:41:37,391 --> 00:41:39,255
and swim in the Ionian Sea.

925
00:41:43,639 --> 00:41:44,985
[outer door opens]

926
00:41:46,469 --> 00:41:47,850
[outer door closes]

927
00:41:48,816 --> 00:41:50,611
I think I will go home
with you.

928
00:41:50,646 --> 00:41:52,889
Maybe I'm less of a radical
than I thought.

929
00:41:52,924 --> 00:41:54,546
What happened?

930
00:41:54,581 --> 00:41:59,206
In our family I'm used
to playing the free-thinker.

931
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,519
Out in the real world,
it's a bit harder.

932
00:42:03,175 --> 00:42:04,660
[inhales]:
How long have we got?

933
00:42:04,694 --> 00:42:07,110
Couple of hours.

934
00:42:07,145 --> 00:42:08,526
God-- shopping!

935
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,114
Everyone!
We're off!

936
00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:15,187
Durant.

937
00:42:15,222 --> 00:42:16,879
It's been an education.

938
00:42:16,913 --> 00:42:18,536
Is that good?

939
00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,434
Yes, yes,
I, I think it is.

940
00:42:20,468 --> 00:42:22,160
We all want
to feel loved.

941
00:42:22,194 --> 00:42:23,437
My bed is still warm.

942
00:42:23,471 --> 00:42:24,887
Yes, that's quite enough
of that.

943
00:42:24,921 --> 00:42:27,993
[clears throat]

944
00:42:28,028 --> 00:42:29,995
You must all come join us
in Corfu.

945
00:42:30,030 --> 00:42:31,756
Oh, they won't want to do that.

946
00:42:31,790 --> 00:42:33,965
Sure.We may never leave.

947
00:42:35,518 --> 00:42:37,658
See, this donkey, Tony,
was dead on his feet

948
00:42:37,693 --> 00:42:39,487
a few days ago,
but now he could plow a field

949
00:42:39,522 --> 00:42:40,903
before breakfast.

950
00:42:40,937 --> 00:42:42,732
I give you 30 drachma
for Tony.

951
00:42:44,631 --> 00:42:45,735
I'd better not.

952
00:42:46,943 --> 00:42:49,187
Be kind to donkeys!

953
00:42:54,226 --> 00:42:56,263
Love your ass!

954
00:42:56,297 --> 00:42:58,368
Oh, I saw the ferry
about to dock.

955
00:42:58,403 --> 00:43:00,336
I think your mother
and Larry are on it.Could you...

956
00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:01,786
Sorry.

957
00:43:01,820 --> 00:43:03,235
[goat bleating]

958
00:43:03,270 --> 00:43:04,547
Thanks, Theo!

959
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:08,137
Lugaretzia hasn't
been here for days.

960
00:43:08,171 --> 00:43:09,725
It must be her bad back.

961
00:43:09,759 --> 00:43:12,348
[rooster clucking]

962
00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:17,042
Breakfast!

963
00:43:18,423 --> 00:43:19,493
Mummy and Larry.

964
00:43:19,527 --> 00:43:20,632
On their way here.

965
00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:22,876
[Roger barking]

966
00:43:24,947 --> 00:43:26,983
[struggling]

967
00:43:29,434 --> 00:43:31,643
[birds chirping]

968
00:43:31,678 --> 00:43:34,025
LOUISA:
So, how have
the children been, Spiros?

969
00:43:34,059 --> 00:43:35,405
SPIROS :
They were perfect.

970
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,544
Really?

971
00:43:36,579 --> 00:43:39,133
Yes, I kept Margo apart
from Zoltan.

972
00:43:39,168 --> 00:43:40,548
But you were a bit harsh.

973
00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:42,481
He's a good boy.

974
00:43:42,516 --> 00:43:44,035
Huh, Spiros,

975
00:43:44,069 --> 00:43:45,243
our new liberal.

976
00:43:45,277 --> 00:43:46,382
For a Turk.

977
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:47,694
That's more like it.

978
00:43:47,728 --> 00:43:50,420
SPIROS:
So, oh, you know...

979
00:43:50,455 --> 00:43:51,870
you missed
the whole donkey story.

980
00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:54,286
As long as Gerry
hasn't got another one...

981
00:43:54,321 --> 00:43:55,633
Well...

982
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,981
♪

983
00:43:59,015 --> 00:44:00,914
[brakes squealing,
horn honking]

984
00:44:00,948 --> 00:44:02,294
[engine stops]

985
00:44:06,747 --> 00:44:08,680
[whistles]

986
00:44:20,243 --> 00:44:21,175
[exhales]

987
00:44:21,210 --> 00:44:23,108
I've missed you so much.

988
00:44:23,143 --> 00:44:24,247
GERRY:
Mum.

989
00:44:24,282 --> 00:44:26,284
MARGO:
Mummy,
I've missed you too.

990
00:44:26,318 --> 00:44:27,975
LESLIE:
I've missed you.

991
00:44:28,010 --> 00:44:29,736
I've even missed the animals.

992
00:44:29,770 --> 00:44:30,840
All right?

993
00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:33,118
Yep.So how did it go?

994
00:44:33,153 --> 00:44:34,775
We fell among artists,
it was wonderful.

995
00:44:34,810 --> 00:44:37,295
Oh, Mother,
I've got a proper job.

996
00:44:37,329 --> 00:44:38,710
No, doing what?

997
00:44:38,745 --> 00:44:40,574
With the
Corfu Police Force.

998
00:44:40,608 --> 00:44:42,127
[chicken clucking]

999
00:44:42,162 --> 00:44:43,232
Gifts from the homeland.

1000
00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:44,371
Yes.Oh, yes.

1001
00:44:46,511 --> 00:44:48,513
One family,
entirely different people.

1002
00:44:48,547 --> 00:44:51,274
[Margo and Gerry murmuring

1003
00:44:51,309 --> 00:44:52,448
Let's go in.

1004
00:44:54,933 --> 00:44:57,004
[insects clicking]

1005
00:44:58,281 --> 00:44:59,524
[Larry sighs]

1006
00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:06,462
You didn't think
we'd leave a mess, did you?

1007
00:45:06,496 --> 00:45:08,533
Not for a minute,
darling.

1008
00:45:09,810 --> 00:45:11,156
So...

1009
00:45:11,191 --> 00:45:13,124
we buried Aunt Hermione,

1010
00:45:14,159 --> 00:45:15,954
had an adventure
or two.

1011
00:45:15,989 --> 00:45:18,405
And we realized
more than ever

1012
00:45:18,439 --> 00:45:21,132
that we love it here.

1013
00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:24,583
LARRY [shouting]:
What the hell is this?

1014
00:45:24,618 --> 00:45:27,069
[goat bleating]

1015
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,770
That's how
you left it.

1016
00:45:38,805 --> 00:45:41,462
It's just slovenly.

1017
00:45:41,497 --> 00:45:43,050
GERRY:
This isn't a doss-house.

1018
00:45:43,085 --> 00:45:45,777
Yes, tidy your room,
please, Larry.

1019
00:45:45,812 --> 00:45:47,917
You're not
with your arty friends now.

1020
00:45:47,952 --> 00:45:49,712
[Gerry, Leslie, Margo laughing]

1021
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,750
[Leslie talking indistinctly]

1022
00:45:52,784 --> 00:45:55,097
♪

1023
00:45:58,963 --> 00:46:04,485
[singing in Greek]