1 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:19,144 Doesn't feel real, Mae being gone. 2 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,772 - I'm sorry about your loss, boys. - Hey, it's your loss too. 3 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,315 Yeah, we didn't know her like you did, though. 4 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,692 Yeah, Mae was like a mum to us, which meant a lot 5 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,778 because we all grew up with shit mums. 6 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,696 That's not true. I love my mum. 7 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,240 Yeah, my mum's incredible. 8 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,991 Yeah, my mum's sweet too. 9 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,826 Okay, great. That must be nice. 10 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,286 All your great fucking mums. 11 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,039 Let's keep today about Mae, yeah? 12 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,083 To Mae. 13 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,501 - To Mae. - To pineapple. 14 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,754 So I see you lost the tan. 15 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,840 Yeah, out of respect for Mae. 16 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:49,508 She thought it came off as anti-Brit. 17 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,134 And the diamond stud? 18 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,553 Mae thought it was pretentious. 19 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:53,637 - Oh. - Mmm. 20 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,097 But you kept the dangly earring. 21 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,557 - Oh, Mae liked that. - Oh. 22 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,809 She said it reminded her of the ear tag on her favorite sheep. 23 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,019 - Oh. - Wait, Mae had a favorite sheep? 24 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,354 Doug! 25 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,313 Oh, wow. 26 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,400 You think you know someone. 27 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,611 - Thank you. Yep. - Okay. 28 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,072 - Roll up for the sweet nectar of Ireland. - Here you go. 29 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,283 Mae's favorite, everyone. Get in. 30 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:15,617 Mae was Irish, was she? 31 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:16,910 No, but we are, so get it right. 32 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,079 Okay, little game, yeah? 33 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:23,208 So first go, glug, glug, glug. You gotta split the G on the Guinness. 34 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,627 Oh, yeah. This is like an Irish tradition, innit? 35 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:31,258 I think you'll find that this juvenile practice actually originated in Britain. 36 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,013 Oh, hold on. 37 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,016 Oh. 38 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,401 I hate funerals, 39 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:52,154 - but I love the drinks after. - Mmm. 40 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,782 The service cracks you open and the booze fills in the gaps. 41 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,326 Hmm. Until it doesn't. 42 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,577 Mmm. 43 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,870 - To Mae. - To Mae. 44 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,122 Oh. 45 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:05,292 - Oh, dear. - What is it? 46 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,045 You're in trouble. 47 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,172 {\an8}I'm gonna take this outside. 48 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,096 Are you okay? 49 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:19,973 Yeah, I'm okay, babe. 50 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,896 It seems like it comes and goes in... 51 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:35,113 in waves. 52 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,372 {\an8}Fuck off. 53 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,504 Ooh. 54 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,423 That was close. 55 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,716 Mmm. 56 00:02:58,554 --> 00:02:59,930 Oh, thanks, babe. 57 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,974 Nope, nope, gross. 58 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:03,642 Sorry, okay. 59 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:08,939 Ooh. 60 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:12,693 So do you have any lingering funeral thoughts you need to purge? 61 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:13,777 Uh... 62 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,613 Yeah. I worry that Mae's death is our fault. 63 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,198 We're pregnant. 64 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:20,868 We're bringing one soul into the world, so another one has to go. 65 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,703 Who the fuck do you think you are? 66 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,788 Thanos? 67 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,124 What about you? 68 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,002 Any dark, unsettling truths strike you during the service? 69 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:34,339 I mean, just the realization that everything can change in a moment. 70 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,258 You've changed. 71 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,011 My body is changing. 72 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,096 - I have noticed. - Uh-huh. 73 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,767 Yeah, everything's changing around us constantly. 74 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,519 It's happening really fast. 75 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:50,606 I'm really excited and I'm a little freaked out. 76 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:51,690 I hear you. 77 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:55,819 But do not worry, you got me, and I'm not changing a... 78 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,696 Fucking hell! 79 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,867 - What? - Roy, baby, there you are. 80 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,368 What the fuck do you want? 81 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,996 Cut to the chase. I love it. Are you sitting down? 82 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,080 Yeah, sure. 83 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,249 Well, you, my friend, our favorite client, 84 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,669 have just been offered the head coaching job at Chelsea. 85 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,087 Congratulations, my man. 86 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,548 This is huge for both of us. 87 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:19,718 Not that it's about me, of course, but not that it isn't either. 88 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,845 Amazing, right? 89 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:22,930 Sure. 90 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,806 - We should go for drinks to celebrate. - Talk to you later. 91 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,266 Get a bit of champagne... 92 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,522 Roy? 93 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,819 Oh, my God. 94 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:40,906 How you doing, bud? 95 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,241 Fine. 96 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,159 I told him we can leave if it's too much. 97 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,744 I told you, I'm fine. 98 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,830 Mm-hmm. 99 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,585 So what's gonna happen to the pub then? 100 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:56,171 It's a good question. I don't know. 101 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,965 Are we gonna have to move? 102 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,218 Yeah, I wish I had these answers for you, big guy, 103 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,220 but that's one of them things about life. 104 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,973 Sometimes they throw big changes at you in bunches. 105 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,475 Yeah, I know. I live in London now. 106 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,104 I'm gonna go play darts. 107 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,526 He does, in fact, live in London now. 108 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:18,694 Gotta give him that one. 109 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,032 Oh, what you play? Come on, get in the game. 110 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:26,118 - You play? All right. - Yeah. 111 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,454 Hey, do you get along with your mum? 112 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:32,624 I mean, yeah, I love my mom. 113 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,917 How you doing? 114 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:37,087 Yeah, yeah, good. Um, no, I did-I did a thing. 115 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,339 You got it framed. 116 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,258 Well, I thought they might wanna put it up in the bar somewhere. 117 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,427 That is a really lovely thought. 118 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:47,931 All right, don't sound so surprised. I can be nice. 119 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,100 But why am I pulling such a weird face? 120 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,477 Yeah, it's my favorite bit. 121 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:55,355 Who is that? 122 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:03,238 No, no, fuck no, fuck no. 123 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,491 Jesus, Jane, what are you doing here? 124 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:07,826 How can you ask me that? 125 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,620 Meg was my best friend. 126 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,246 If that were true, you would know her name was Mae, 127 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,248 and you wouldn't be dressed like a hooker's bridesmaid. 128 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:15,125 Don't grief-shame me. 129 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:18,420 Anyway, I can't stay long. My show opens in the West End tonight. 130 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,881 Incredible cast, massive buzz. 131 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,342 I'm even wearing this vintage jewelry 132 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,386 that was given to me with the silly expectation I'll ever return it. 133 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:27,971 I truly don't want to know a single thing about it, 134 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,933 - but at least now I know why you're here. - You're always picking a fight with me. 135 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,352 Fine, I'll go. 136 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,437 I'll miss those eyes though. 137 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,275 What are you doing? 138 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:43,028 - Your earring is caught in my ring. - Ow. 139 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,988 Ow! I got it. I got it. I got it. 140 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,461 - Rebecca, I need to tell you something. - Mmm? 141 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,380 - Oh, yeah. Uh. - Oi! 142 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,589 Oi! 143 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,008 - Hello! Uh. Everybody. - What we got here? 144 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,468 If it's no bother, we'll have a tune for Mae. 145 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:09,429 It's an Irish tradition called "The Parting Glass." 146 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:10,639 I'm just checking. 147 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,307 - Mae was not Irish. - No, she was not. 148 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,017 - Not Irish. No. - Not Irish, copy that. 149 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,769 - No, start the song. - Can I do the harmonies though? 150 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,649 - Start the song. Let's go. - Yeah? 151 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:32,411 ♪ Of all the money that e'er I had ♪ 152 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:39,293 ♪ I spent it in good company ♪ 153 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:45,591 ♪ And all the harm I've ever done ♪ 154 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:51,889 ♪ Alas it was to none but me ♪ 155 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:59,062 ♪ And all I've done for want of wit ♪ 156 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:04,234 ♪ To memory now I can't recall ♪ 157 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:10,908 ♪ So fill to me the parting glass ♪ 158 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:17,039 ♪ Good night and joy be with you all ♪ 159 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:23,921 ♪ Of all the comrades that e'er I had ♪ 160 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:29,551 ♪ They're sorry for my going away ♪ 161 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:35,432 ♪ And all the sweethearts That e'er I had ♪ 162 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:41,522 ♪ They'd wish me one more day to stay ♪ 163 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:48,737 ♪ But since it fell unto my lot ♪ 164 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:54,326 ♪ That I should rise and you should not ♪ 165 00:08:55,118 --> 00:09:00,874 ♪ I'll gently rise and softly call ♪ 166 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:07,130 ♪ Good night and joy be with you all ♪ 167 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,677 That's what I'm fucking talking about! 168 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,762 - To Mae. - To Mae. 169 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:16,098 To Mae! 170 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:22,145 To Mae. 171 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,238 Hey. 172 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,156 You okay? 173 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,993 Yeah. 174 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,953 Yeah. I... I just... 175 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:43,208 I... I just wish that she could help me with my homework again. 176 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,463 Yeah, I know. 177 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,349 You know, when we lose someone 178 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:04,855 i-it can really put things into perspective, you know? 179 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:10,944 Can even make all this football stuff seem pretty silly. 180 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,780 If Mae heard you say that, she'd reach out of her grave 181 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,199 and pull you back down with her. 182 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,327 Yeah, that's why I didn't say it too loud. 183 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,051 How did your dad die? 184 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,055 Um... 185 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:40,807 Yeah, uh, well, um... 186 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:45,562 Nana told me that he fell down some steps and hit his head. 187 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,356 Is that true? 188 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,151 Yeah. 189 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,783 And he was around your age? 190 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:01,828 Yes. 191 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,624 Hey. 192 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,835 Don't worry, I'm good on stairs. 193 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,965 You ain't gonna lose me anytime soon, I promise. 194 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:14,675 You hear me? 195 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,468 Yeah. 196 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,523 Is it okay if we go back down? 197 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,191 Yeah, sure. 198 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,390 - Morning. - Morning. 199 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,474 Morning. 200 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:08,604 Hey, Coach, when you were growing up, your folks would lie to you, right? 201 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,689 You kidding? All the time. 202 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:14,401 About Santa Claus, cigarettes, the moon landing, tons of stuff. Why? 203 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,197 {\an8}Well, Henry was asking me for some straight talk the other day 204 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:22,326 {\an8}and I went a little too serpentine on him for my liking. 205 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:23,994 {\an8}Okay. 206 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,664 {\an8}Got to assume you had a good reason for doing so, right? 207 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,583 {\an8}Yeah. 208 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:34,046 {\an8}Well, then, so long as those reasons aren't tied to your own discomfort 209 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,424 {\an8}or fucked up belief that Oliver North was some kind of goddamn hero, 210 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:39,801 {\an8}you probably made the right call. 211 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,812 - Right, Seanie, pop that in there. - Okay. 212 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,272 Good boy. Listen. 213 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,608 You're with dad now and I'm going to work, all right? 214 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,568 Yeah, Mummy is off to play football. 215 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,904 Right, you be good at school. Listen to your teachers, please. 216 00:12:58,987 --> 00:12:59,988 And you be good for Dad, all right? 217 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:03,283 Yes, be good for Dad because I don't want any of what happened last time. 218 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,952 What happened last time? 219 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:09,289 Well, unfortunately... Archie, no farting in the car. 220 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,499 - It was you, Dad! - Archie. 221 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,126 - It was me? It was not me. - Were you farting in the car? 222 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,211 - They were farting! - Were they? 223 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,338 - It was... You stink. - You stink. 224 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,840 - I'm closing the door. - This is your fault. 225 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,967 - They both smell, have to close the door. - Stinky boys. 226 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,135 - You've made stinky children. - Closing the door, stinky boys. 227 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:26,014 Stinky little boys. 228 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,058 Okay. 229 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,726 - Thanks for that, Ben. - Yeah. 230 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,520 Um, also you're still good for Saturday, yeah? 231 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,938 Uh, yeah, I should be, yeah. 232 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,399 No, no, no "should be"... we're not doing that. 233 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,525 No, I've got a match. 234 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,569 It's the last match of the season, so I need you to do it. 235 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,029 Okay, listen, I might have a radio gig in Manchester. 236 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:42,197 - What do you want me to do? - No. 237 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,282 I... Well, I want you to do it. 238 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,700 - I can't. It's my job. - Keep your promise 239 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,577 - 'cause I've asked you to do this... - I'm not not keeping... 240 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,245 Okay, okay, okay, look... 241 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,875 I'm not the one that decided to try and be an athlete after having two kids, am I? 242 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:55,586 Elle. 243 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,797 Shit. 244 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:02,134 All right. Okay, boys, we're driving, yeah, let's rock and roll. 245 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,094 Yeah! 246 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:06,930 Bye. 247 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,650 What-What do you mean we have to go? 248 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,653 Rebecca, we are legally required to attend the shareholders' meeting next week, 249 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,614 even if we have no idea who's going to show up. 250 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,199 Well, I'm not going. 251 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,659 There aren't any real bloody shareholders left anymore, 252 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:31,079 - thanks to Rupert. - Oh, I feel for you. I do. 253 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:34,499 It's like when Roger Waters tried to take Pink Floyd back. 254 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,337 And Rupert didn't even write Dark Side of the Moon, did he? 255 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,923 You want me to be there for you, a bit of moral support? 256 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,799 - Oh, that's very kind of you. - Yeah. 257 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,636 But the lack of attendees is actually the one aspect I'm happy about. 258 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,720 Mmm. 259 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,181 In more potentially pleasant, uh, non-Pink Floyd news, 260 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,601 moving the last match of the season to Nelson Road is well underway. 261 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,479 Oh, well, that was a bit of a debacle last time, wasn't it? 262 00:14:55,562 --> 00:15:00,067 Well, since the Bristol win, yay, we've had a mild uptick in ticket sales. 263 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,027 We are close to a sellout, yes? 264 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,320 Um... 265 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,201 - No. - Don't worry, guys. I've got this. 266 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,285 Ah, Keeley. 267 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,746 You look serious. 268 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,581 Thank you, haven't slept, too inspired. 269 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,543 We're gonna need a big push if we're gonna get to sold out. 270 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,669 What's the best way to do that? 271 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,004 Viral video, of course, but we've tried that. 272 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,631 Wait, first video, what went wrong? 273 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,884 It was too self-important. Made football feel like homework. 274 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,469 How? Wasn't like that when we shot it. 275 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:29,179 It was fun 'cause the team is fun. 276 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,390 So I went back and I... 277 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,601 I'm just gonna show you. 278 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,021 - Well, I'm intrigued. - Good. You should be. 279 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,065 Because you're in it. 280 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:44,027 But now, a message! 281 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,198 It's our time. 282 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,992 Give her the Oscar! 283 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,286 "It's our time." 284 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,958 Where are you? 285 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:00,627 Am I right? 286 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:04,965 AFC Richmond is always supporting this community. 287 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:07,885 Where are you? 288 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,344 Where are you? 289 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,889 - Where the are you? - Yeah! 290 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,559 That's sick. That's great. 291 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,227 Let's be having you! 292 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,194 Where... 293 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,487 are... 294 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:30,741 - you? - You! 295 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,493 Everyone I know has seen this. It's like Game of Thrones. 296 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,662 Yeah, but our lives have way less sex and violence. 297 00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:36,747 Speak for yourself. 298 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,831 - Oh... - Oi! 299 00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,291 - Behave. - Sorry. 300 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,794 I think drunk Rebecca might be my new spirit animal, you know? 301 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,796 I am definitely dressing up as her for Halloween this year. 302 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,509 Okay, fine. I'll go as Higgins then and just stand awkwardly by you all night. 303 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,929 All right guys, come on, let's lock in a little bit. 304 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,263 Big game today. 305 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:54,848 So what, you're the captain now? 306 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,226 - No, obviously not. - You're acting like the captain. 307 00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,311 - Can you stop being a bit nasty? Can you? - Bloody hell! 308 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,854 Hang on, hang on. 309 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,814 Oi, where is Lizzie? 310 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,444 - Right, I'm gonna head out. - Okay. 311 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,446 Unless you want me to stay, and I will. 312 00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:11,906 No, I love that you're going. 313 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,742 And I am going to watch from our comfy couch... 314 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,204 - Mm-hmm. - In my comfy clothes, 315 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,997 next to a comfy bin, 316 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,542 ready for when our baby turns me into The Exorcist. 317 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,549 The exorcist is actually the priest... 318 00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,469 who removes the demon that caused the vomiting. 319 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,722 Which is why people... What the fuck am I banging on about? 320 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,474 Who cares? I'm so sorry. 321 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:38,559 Love you. 322 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:39,643 Love you. 323 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,732 Game day, y'all. Game day. 324 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:47,442 - Here we go. Game day. - Here we go, up top. 325 00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,027 - No. - No worries. 326 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:52,656 Okay, so look, I have some ideas for today's starting lineup, all right? 327 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,782 Come on. 328 00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:55,325 Maybe it's time you got a new chair, Coach. 329 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,952 It is a new chair, Coach. 330 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,453 Knock knock. 331 00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,497 Ah, good morrow, Sir Higgs-a-lot. 332 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,666 Ah. Good morrow, yon coaches. 333 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,750 Yeah, sure. 334 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,378 I hope this isn't a bad time, but we have a visitor. 335 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,629 Hey up, Greyhounds. 336 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,715 Nate the Great, are you kidding me? 337 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:10,924 Get out of town. Come on, man. 338 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,218 How are you? It's so great to see you. 339 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:14,928 - You too. Absolutely. - Look at you. 340 00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,555 - Great to see you. Hey, buddy. - Hey, Coach. 341 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,099 Hey, have your eyes always been blue? 342 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,184 Yep. 343 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,103 Uh, Nathan Shelley, this right here is Alice Chilton. 344 00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:24,605 - Alice, this is Nathan Shelley. - Nice to meet you. 345 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:25,939 - Nice to meet you. - Congratulations. 346 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,900 - You both just met a cool person. - Aw, lovely. 347 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,234 - How's the new gig going? - Yeah. 348 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,528 Great. Yeah, no, hey, how many people does it take 349 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,322 to coach the Polish national football team? 350 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,948 Oh, I don't know. How many? 351 00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:36,825 Three. 352 00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:41,205 - Same as we got here. How about that? - Yeah, one, two, three. 353 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,414 Hey, what brings you in town, man? 354 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,665 Just visiting family. 355 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:47,085 And then I... I saw the video of your team. Made me realize I'm long overdue a visit. 356 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:50,047 - Ooh. How's the baby? - Jade and I just... 357 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,924 We're just great. We love little Athena. 358 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,134 Oh, my goodness, squeeze a little... 359 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,428 - Is that fucking Wonder Kid? - Roy fucking Kent. 360 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,847 - How are you, mate? Nice to see you. - Nate, how are you? 361 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,432 - I'm good, thank you. - It's good to see you. 362 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,768 - It's nice to be back. - Okay, you great coaching minds. 363 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,770 - I'll leave you to it. - All right now. 364 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,689 Uh, Higgins, could you actually hang on for a minute? 365 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:08,774 I, uh... 366 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,861 I fucking hate to say it, but I need some advice. 367 00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:20,911 Uh, Diamond Dogs mount up. 368 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,829 There was something here that I used to get on top of. 369 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:33,257 - I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. - Woof. 370 00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,634 I'm so sorry. Uh... quick question. 371 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:36,885 Probably silly. 372 00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:40,097 - W-What the fuck is happening? - Oh, no, great question. Uh, Coach? 373 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,225 The Diamond Dogs are, uh... Oh, my God. What did I used to say here? 374 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,434 Cartel? 375 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,812 - A c... A collective? - Conglomerate? 376 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,897 - A council maybe, or... - Uh... c-coven. 377 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,983 Coven, coven, coven... No. 378 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,526 - Cabal? - Or... 379 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,735 - Consort? - Collective? 380 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,404 - "Carsophagus"? Is that... Is... - "Carsophagus"? 381 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,322 For fuck's sakes. Look, the Diamond Dogs is just a thing 382 00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,366 where we talk about the shit that's in our heads 383 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:03,537 and nobody judges, but, for some reason, it has to start with some fucking barking. 384 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,081 Ruff. 385 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,583 Right, so it's a... it's a guy thing. 386 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,252 Yeah, I mean, traditionally, yes, but, uh, you're more than welcome to stay. 387 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,378 Uh, you could be a cat. 388 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,463 Dogs can sometimes be female. 389 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,924 Oh, right, duh. Uh, yeah, okay, be a dog. 390 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,177 No, no, no. I... I want to be a cat. 391 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,261 Proceed. 392 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,348 Okay. So, uh... 393 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:24,933 Keeley's pregnant. 394 00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:27,102 - How about that? - Wow, Roy, congratulations. 395 00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:28,437 Yeah, but it's only been two months, so... 396 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,022 Oh, yeah, no, I wouldn't start telling people yet. 397 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,399 It's way too soon. 398 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,943 Oh, I'm so sorry. That was... That was judgy, wasn't it? 399 00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,404 That was judgy. S-Sorry. 400 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,615 I know it's too soon to talk about, 401 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,826 but I gotta get this fucking shit out of my head because... 402 00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:44,870 I just mean... 403 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,415 I don't want to fuck up a perfect kid. 404 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,043 I think you're being a little tough on yourself there, bud. 405 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,378 You've always done a, you know, wonderful job with Phoebe. 406 00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:55,339 Yeah, but being an uncle is a part-time gig. 407 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,383 Anytime Phoebe annoys me, I send her fucking home. 408 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,220 But this kid's going to be stuck with me. 409 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,057 How do I make sure I'm a good dad? 410 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,356 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 411 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,442 Well, I mean, fatherhood's one of them things 412 00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:17,402 you ain't never gonna be ready for. 413 00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:21,114 Feels like yesterday I was crapping my khakis all worried about Henry being born, 414 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:24,284 and here I am 12 years later, still wondering if I'm doing it right. 415 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,411 I guess I just got used to the smell. 416 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:32,960 When Julie and I were expecting our first, my dad advised me, "If you drop your kids, 417 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:36,046 and you will, just pick them up as quick as you can." 418 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:38,382 That's oddly comforting. 419 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,508 Oh. 420 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,510 At the end of the day... Can you all hear me from up here? 421 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:42,594 - Oh. Yeah, perfect. - Yeah. 422 00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:45,639 Yeah. End of the day, love wins, 423 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,850 and if you can surrender to the emotion of it, 424 00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:50,102 that informs the decisions you make, 425 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,520 head catches up with the heart. 426 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:57,818 Roy, when I thought I was going to be a dad, I got more excited 427 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:00,904 with each passing day until I finally realized 428 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:03,532 that Jane had been pregnant for 11 months. 429 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:08,161 Having a kid is something a lot of people want, but not everyone gets. 430 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:11,415 That uncertainty you're feeling right now, just remind yourself 431 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:14,376 that's something a lot of people hope to have. 432 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:15,711 Hmm. 433 00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:20,883 Thank you. 434 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:24,303 Oh, I see, it's a conversation. 435 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,180 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, it's just a conversation. 436 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,431 But way cooler. 437 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,516 - Right. - Something you want to add, Coach? 438 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,311 Um, 439 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:35,981 I don't know if I even want kids myself, 440 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,316 but, um, 441 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:42,154 don't tell them that green beans taste delicious 442 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,572 because they don't, 443 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:46,909 and it will take them years to rebuild that trust again. 444 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,493 That's a good point. 445 00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:51,580 And don't disappear when you feel inadequate. 446 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,508 Um, yeah, well said. Okay, uh... 447 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,552 Well, the Diamond Dogs and the, uh, Kitty Committee? Uh... 448 00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:08,055 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I want to be called the Cat People. 449 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,139 Mm-hmm. Oh. 450 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:11,683 Point of order, but that's plural, and there's only one of you. 451 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,644 - For now. - Fair play. 452 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:16,897 Okay, well, the Diamond Dogs and Cat People have spoken! 453 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:20,275 Ruff, ruff, ruff. 454 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,445 Oh, any word from Lizzie? 455 00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:25,364 I keep texting her, but she's not responding. 456 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:27,783 Just like all your boyfriends. 457 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,077 Oh, my gosh. 458 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,162 I'm really sorry. I had an absolute nightmare of a morning. 459 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,247 Can I give you them? 460 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:35,958 God, whoa, Lizzie, I didn't know it was Take Your Kids to Work Day? 461 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:39,211 Yeah, well, when your ex is a fuck-tastic guy, 462 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:40,462 and he loves surprises, 463 00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:43,006 and he makes Mummy think really creatively about child care, 464 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:44,132 then this is where we're at, so... 465 00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:45,217 Hi, guys. 466 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,969 - Sorry. - Should we sit down? 467 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:48,887 Do you guys wanna have some fun? 468 00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:49,972 - Yeah. - Okay. 469 00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:51,473 - No, June, you don't have to do that. - It's okay, 470 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,976 you're actually doing me a favor. I could use the child labor. 471 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,143 Oh. 472 00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:57,187 Right, well, I think you'll find that it works 473 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,022 when you pit them off against each other. 474 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:00,274 - Got it. - Yeah. 475 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:04,027 Okay, so which one of you is the fastest at folding towels? 476 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:05,195 - Me, me, me. - I am, I am. 477 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,155 Okay, but you've got to come out there and prove it to me. 478 00:24:07,239 --> 00:24:09,658 First one out wins. 479 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:10,951 Bye. 480 00:24:12,411 --> 00:24:13,787 You good? 481 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:16,206 I'm gonna kick that ball today like it's his fucking dick. 482 00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:17,833 Yeah, you're good. 483 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,001 I'm good. 484 00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:21,753 I really wanted to be there today. 485 00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:24,840 Oh, I know, darling, but work is work. 486 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,466 I'll be there on Monday... 487 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,761 or I'll quit my job and buy a football club just so I can see you more. 488 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:33,098 Well, that is very sweet, but know that if you did, 489 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:37,186 we would beat the living shit out of your stupid fucking crappy little garbage team. 490 00:24:37,269 --> 00:24:38,478 - Whoa. - Sorry, 491 00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:40,397 I slipped into a different mode just then. 492 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,691 No, I liked it, and I love you. 493 00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:43,984 I love you. 494 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,612 Sorry, nearly ready. 495 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,239 No, no, take your time. How's your husband doing? 496 00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,366 Matt... Oh. No, we're not married. 497 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:52,701 - Ah, smart. - Yeah. 498 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:54,912 Marriage is bullshit anyway. 499 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,164 If you're happy, or at least think you are, 500 00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,625 why risk it, yeah? 501 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:02,336 - I have some troubling news. - What? 502 00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:04,004 It's the Milk Sisters. 503 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,339 They've sold their shares. 504 00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:08,634 I-I was sure they'd never break. 505 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:10,969 So this is why they didn't call you back either. 506 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,221 Bastards. 507 00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:14,848 I'm so sorry. 508 00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:17,476 I can't believe this is happening. 509 00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:24,274 Hey. The kids said they have snacks in their bags? 510 00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:26,860 Yeah, they do, yeah, but you don't have to keep looking after them, June. 511 00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:29,655 It's okay, really. Just a heads up, they do have a little surprise for you, 512 00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:31,198 but after that they'll be in their seats. 513 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,575 Great. No, hang on. What surprise? 514 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:37,246 Okay, gang. Let's all get behind the starting lineup. 515 00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:42,000 Oh, go on, Shan! 516 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:44,461 All right. 517 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,422 All right. Hey, there you go. 518 00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:51,260 All right, y'all, here we go. Last match magic. 519 00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:52,553 Yes! 520 00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:55,305 You know, uh, I hadn't done this whole coaching thing in a couple of years, 521 00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:59,309 and I'm gonna be honest with you, I was nervous as hell to get back at it. 522 00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:02,479 But y'all have been incredible, for real. 523 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:06,066 I want to thank each and every one of you for your patience, 524 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:08,735 for your hard work, and most importantly 525 00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:11,238 for expanding my wardrobe beyond khakis and chinos. 526 00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,491 Though not evident this afternoon. 527 00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:16,785 So, look, I don't know what kind of crowd 528 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:18,954 we're gonna have out there today, how many folks there is watching 529 00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:20,873 and whatnot, but don't really matter 530 00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,041 because anybody that's here to watch y'all play 531 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,668 is here 'cause they want to be here. 532 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,044 Same as us, yeah? 533 00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,505 That's what matters. 534 00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:31,758 In fact, I can only think of one person that ain't gonna be here 535 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:32,843 that I know would want to be here, 536 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:35,721 but assuming they got good Wi-Fi at the pubs up there in Heaven, 537 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:37,848 she gonna be watching y'all. 538 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,099 So you better play hard, babies! 539 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,309 - Yeah! - You heard the man. 540 00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:42,019 All right, come on, let's bring it in, yeah. 541 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,480 Let's do this, baby. 542 00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:47,107 There you go. 543 00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:49,193 All right, Richmond on three. Ready? One, two, three! 544 00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,360 Richmond! 545 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:57,993 Wow, Richmond fans are showing their thanks with an incredible turnout. 546 00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,537 And Nelson Road is absolutely pulsing. 547 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,664 If this Richmond team was a body, 548 00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:05,459 this crowd would be its ever-beating heart. 549 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:07,878 The singing of these fans like blood 550 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:11,173 providing vital nutrients and precious oxygen. 551 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:13,133 - You guys good? - Yeah! 552 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:14,510 Thank you so much. 553 00:27:14,593 --> 00:27:17,429 Okay. All right, come on, boys, focus. Be serious. 554 00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:20,182 Archie. 555 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,892 - It wasn't me. It was Sean. - It was Sean? 556 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:22,976 - It was him! - It was him? 557 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,061 Archie, was it you? 558 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,312 - No! - No? 559 00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:26,813 - It was him! - It was me. 560 00:27:26,897 --> 00:27:27,898 It was Boots! 561 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:29,149 It's Richmond against Crystal Palace... 562 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,984 - Okay, come on. - and here come the teams. 563 00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:33,695 Whoo! Come on! 564 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,661 AFC Richmond Women have done it. 565 00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:43,622 They've sold out Nelson Road Stadium. 566 00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:49,962 Come on, Richmond! 567 00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:54,007 And it's an especially big day for Richmond's own Shannon Stone, 568 00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:56,635 in her first start for her childhood club. 569 00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:59,054 This is fucking incredible. 570 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,056 I changed my mind. I want to start. 571 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,808 No. 572 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:09,356 Whoo! 573 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:12,067 - Whoo! - Let's go! Come on! 574 00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:18,282 Did you ever second guess leaving Richmond for Man U? 575 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:19,533 Yeah, sure. 576 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:22,035 But as Dorothy learned, sometimes you have to go away 577 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,121 to know where home truly is. 578 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:25,414 I love The Wizard of Oz. 579 00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,582 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 580 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:30,169 Dorothy is my auntie, who left my uncle for a dance instructor for a little while. 581 00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:32,254 Big, big scandal in the Obisanya family. 582 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:36,425 Let's go, Richmond! 583 00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:38,844 Whoo! 584 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:05,787 I'm sorry. 585 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:08,916 I should be at home resting, I know. 586 00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:10,000 I couldn't stay there. 587 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,419 I had to come and feel the energy here. 588 00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:19,092 Come on then. 589 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,136 Where are we going? 590 00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:25,015 Come on, Richmond! 591 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,433 Come on, Richmond! 592 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:42,866 - Referee! What the fuck? - Okay, that's enough. 593 00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:44,243 - Let's go. Come on. - That's my bad, sorry. 594 00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:46,036 Yeah. Sorry about that. But you did see that, right? 595 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,496 - I did see that. - That was foul play! 596 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:49,540 - And that's why we're going back inside. - We're going. 597 00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:51,124 - Ooh! - Yeah! Nice! 598 00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:54,336 What Richmond have achieved this season would have been impossible 599 00:29:54,419 --> 00:29:57,047 without the leadership of Rebecca Welton. 600 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,341 So long as her steady hand remains, 601 00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:02,427 Richmond's future looks very bright indeed. 602 00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:14,189 This is the right day, isn't it? 603 00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:16,191 Yeah, where the fuck is everyone? 604 00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:17,526 I don't know. 605 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:19,444 Why don't you both ask your amazing mums? 606 00:30:19,528 --> 00:30:21,572 She probably would know. 607 00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:36,170 This meeting of AFC Richmond shareholders is called to order. 608 00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:38,797 We'll begin with open comment. 609 00:30:38,881 --> 00:30:43,802 Aw, you poor gullible little babies. 610 00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:44,887 Zelda? 611 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,346 Why are you here? 612 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:49,725 Because it was me all along. 613 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,185 Dun dun dun! 614 00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:53,687 - This is bad. - How do you know? 615 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:55,189 She said, "Dun dun dun!" 616 00:30:55,272 --> 00:30:56,398 Sorry. 617 00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:57,608 What are you saying? 618 00:30:57,691 --> 00:31:01,069 It wasn't Rupert. 'Twas me all along. 619 00:31:01,153 --> 00:31:03,447 Again, sorry, what are you saying? 620 00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:05,073 It's very echoey in here. 621 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:07,367 And you're so far away. 622 00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:09,536 Fucking hell, I was trying to make a dramatic entrance. 623 00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:10,746 Okay, look. 624 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:13,040 What I'm trying to say, 625 00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:16,627 is that it was me buying up the shares all along 626 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:18,462 and not Rupert and blah blah blah. 627 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,547 I now have a controlling interest in your team. 628 00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:22,257 Correction, my team. 629 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:24,593 Ta-da! 630 00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:26,887 Now, she said, "Ta-da!" 631 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,305 What have you done? 632 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:29,640 Well, Rebecca, let me tell you, 633 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:32,476 you remember my very, very good friend Hugo Riddles, 634 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:34,728 you know, the sleazebag with the punchable face? 635 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:38,524 Well, it was he that was making house calls, 636 00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:41,235 buying up shares for me all over town. 637 00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:43,362 Higgins... Oh. 638 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:45,989 You were really hot on his tail for a minute there, 639 00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:48,075 until your obsession with Rupert, 640 00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:50,285 which you all seem to have, led you astray. 641 00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:54,456 Leslie, you were so certain! 642 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:59,503 Then, once Hugo had finally persuaded those bleeding Milk Sisters 643 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:00,796 to sell their shares. 644 00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:02,256 Well, that's me. 645 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,258 I own over 50% of AFC Richmond. 646 00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:05,634 Bish bash bosh. 647 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,678 Bob's your mother's brother. 648 00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:11,932 Why would you do this? What happened to women helping women? 649 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,726 I am helping a woman. 650 00:32:15,352 --> 00:32:16,854 Me! 651 00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:22,025 Don't worry. I'm not gonna mess with your Lady Greyhounds. 652 00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:24,152 That's not what I was after. 653 00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:26,530 No, you see, I wasted a lot of time, 654 00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:29,741 trying to make the men who make the decisions in football listen to me, 655 00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:32,160 and the one way to make sure that they do 656 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:35,622 is by owning a men's team in the Premier League. 657 00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:39,126 So, thank you! 658 00:32:39,209 --> 00:32:41,962 Oh, Rebecca, don't look so surprised. 659 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:44,798 Come on. I mean, you knew from the beginning I'm a scorpion. 660 00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:50,220 Scuttle, scuttle, scuttle. 661 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:51,722 Sting, sting, sting. 662 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:00,856 How's the homework going, big guy? 663 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:03,150 - It's actually pretty tough. - Oh, yeah? 664 00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:05,819 Well, if you want, I can lend you a hand, unless it's math. 665 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,947 - It's math. - Ah, shoot. 666 00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:16,914 Um... 667 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,710 Uh... 668 00:33:25,214 --> 00:33:27,591 I'm sorry I missed so many of your games this season. 669 00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:31,386 But I just want to let you know that I'm gonna shift some stuff around 670 00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:33,972 on my side of things and make sure that don't happen next year. 671 00:33:34,056 --> 00:33:35,098 I promise. 672 00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:36,767 Cool? 673 00:33:37,518 --> 00:33:38,852 Cool. Yeah. 674 00:33:38,936 --> 00:33:40,103 Good. 675 00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:55,118 And, uh, there's actually something else I want to talk about with you. 676 00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:56,328 Okay. 677 00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:58,121 Um... 678 00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:03,168 It's about how your grandfather passed away. 679 00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:09,007 Part of... 680 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:22,396 Leslie, you promised that we would keep control of the team! 681 00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:24,313 Yeah, I know, but the numbers kept on changing. 682 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:25,482 Oh, and now we've lo... 683 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:29,695 I've lost the club because of you, you moron! 684 00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:31,280 You can't say that to me! 685 00:34:31,362 --> 00:34:32,947 I love it when they turn on each other. 686 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:35,449 I can't believe I ever trusted you! 687 00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:40,163 Yeah, but, Rebecca, what if when the Milk Sisters sold their shares, 688 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:44,960 they didn't actually sell to Zelda after all? 689 00:34:45,043 --> 00:34:46,837 What? 690 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:53,260 - I don't get it. - Mr. Riddles, you can come out now. 691 00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:55,554 Hugo. 692 00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:57,639 Dun dun dun! 693 00:34:57,723 --> 00:34:58,724 - Oh. - Good one. 694 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:00,767 How could you betray me like this? 695 00:35:01,602 --> 00:35:02,603 What did they offer you? 696 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,146 Absolutely nothing. 697 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,358 Zelda, you didn't ask me to go to the Milks. 698 00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:09,526 You demanded it. 699 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,696 And when you did, you were even meaner to me. 700 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:15,908 We Riddlesses are deeply feeling. 701 00:35:15,991 --> 00:35:17,910 Oh, barf! 702 00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:21,705 So, at that moment, I decided to drink the milk of human kindness 703 00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:24,666 through the straw that broke the camel's back. 704 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:29,379 And sell the shares to Rebecca instead, you pubeless twat. 705 00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,799 Yeah, but hang on. Your numbers don't add up, 706 00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:36,845 because that puts us both at 49%, so you don't have any more control than me. 707 00:35:37,346 --> 00:35:39,431 - Right. About that... - Yeah. 708 00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:41,350 - Leslie. - Mm-hmm. 709 00:35:43,769 --> 00:35:48,649 Zelda, I'd like you to meet Elaine Pinter, of Pinter and Sons. 710 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:51,276 Elaine, I believe you had something you wanted to share with us. 711 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,694 Thank you, Rebecca. 712 00:35:52,778 --> 00:35:56,240 Yes, I'm speaking on behalf of a former client of ours. 713 00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:57,491 Her name... 714 00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:01,286 Did it freeze? 715 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:02,663 Was Mae Green. 716 00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:04,289 Classic Pinter pause. 717 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,292 Ms. Green banked with our company for many years. 718 00:36:07,876 --> 00:36:10,754 She also asked us to execute her will. 719 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:17,302 Are Mr. Blumenthal, Mr. La Fleur, and Mr. Primrose in attendance? 720 00:36:18,637 --> 00:36:20,138 - Ye-Yes, Miss. - Yes, milady. 721 00:36:21,682 --> 00:36:24,935 You three gentlemen are now the owners and proprietors 722 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:26,603 of the Crown and Anchor pub. 723 00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:31,650 Ms. Green's only request in running the business was, and I quote, 724 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:35,237 "Don't fuck it up." And that she loves you. 725 00:36:36,029 --> 00:36:38,365 A colleague of mine is there waiting for you now. 726 00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:40,742 So we own the Crown and Anchor? 727 00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:42,160 Correct. 728 00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:57,885 Are we watching the Looney Tunes? 729 00:36:57,968 --> 00:37:03,599 Uh, and now in regards to Ms. Green's 2% ownership stake in AFC Richmond... 730 00:37:03,682 --> 00:37:06,602 She recently amended her will to say, 731 00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:07,686 I, Mae Green, 732 00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:12,191 ask that my entire holdings of AFC Richmond be given to Rebecca Welton. 733 00:37:12,858 --> 00:37:16,570 And anyone trying to take the club away from her can eat my arse. 734 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:20,199 Hmm. A bit salty, but nonetheless legally binding. 735 00:37:20,282 --> 00:37:22,034 Well, that's all I have. 736 00:37:22,117 --> 00:37:23,619 Go Greyhounds. 737 00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:24,745 - Thank you, Elaine. - Mm-hmm. 738 00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:27,080 Speak to you soon. 739 00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:29,208 Now, Zelda, I'm no maths whiz, 740 00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:32,920 but I believe that puts me back over 50%. 741 00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:37,341 All right. You got me. 742 00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:40,177 It was worth a shot, you know? 743 00:37:42,888 --> 00:37:43,931 I'm sorry, Rebecca. 744 00:37:44,014 --> 00:37:45,057 I... I really am. 745 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:47,017 But, uh, you know what I'm like. 746 00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:49,228 - It's just... - Who you are. 747 00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:50,896 I know. 748 00:37:51,772 --> 00:37:52,898 And I forgive you. 749 00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:57,486 I know you love the story of the scorpion and the frog. 750 00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:58,612 A lot of people do. 751 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:01,156 But I care for a different one. 752 00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:03,909 A woman sees a scorpion drowning in the river, 753 00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:07,079 and she tries to help it over and over again and keeps getting stung. 754 00:38:07,162 --> 00:38:09,748 And a passerby says, "Why do you keep bothering 755 00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:12,876 to help something that hurts you over and over again?" 756 00:38:13,877 --> 00:38:17,339 And the woman says, "It's in the scorpion's nature to sting. 757 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:20,133 Just as it's in my nature to save. 758 00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:23,762 Why would I change my nature just because of theirs?" 759 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:26,515 Hmm. 760 00:38:28,934 --> 00:38:31,728 You think it's the same scorpion in both stories? 761 00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:36,942 I look forward to seeing you at the next shareholders' meeting. 762 00:38:40,863 --> 00:38:42,322 Well, I learned a long time ago 763 00:38:42,406 --> 00:38:46,368 that when you're not the craziest person in the room, it's time to leave. 764 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:50,998 So, Hugo, take me home. 765 00:38:51,081 --> 00:38:53,584 You bastard. 766 00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:59,965 I'm hotter for you now than I have ever been before. 767 00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:03,010 Right now, you're a naughty boy in big trouble. 768 00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:06,013 Well, I hope you punish me severely. 769 00:39:07,181 --> 00:39:08,849 Do you think it's wise to keep her on board? 770 00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:12,561 Well, like the man says, keep your friends close... 771 00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:14,146 And your scorpions closer. 772 00:39:49,932 --> 00:39:51,725 Good morning, Coach Kent. 773 00:39:51,808 --> 00:39:53,310 - You got a minute? - Course. 774 00:39:55,812 --> 00:39:58,398 Oh, but if this is about your big news, 775 00:39:58,482 --> 00:40:01,193 I already know. Congratulations. 776 00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:03,737 - Keeley told me. - She what? 777 00:40:04,238 --> 00:40:08,408 And please know that, even though I'm not family per se, 778 00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:10,577 I will insist on being called Auntie Supreme. 779 00:40:11,453 --> 00:40:12,454 Oh. 780 00:40:12,538 --> 00:40:14,248 I'm so thrilled for you both. 781 00:40:14,331 --> 00:40:16,208 Thank you. Um... 782 00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:19,169 There's actually something else I need to tell you about. 783 00:40:19,253 --> 00:40:20,504 Ooh. Tell me. 784 00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:23,340 Chelsea asked me to be their new manager, and I'm gonna say yes. 785 00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:24,591 Go fuck yourself. 786 00:40:24,675 --> 00:40:25,926 Wasn't an easy decision. 787 00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:28,804 What, to turn your back on the club that took you in 788 00:40:28,887 --> 00:40:31,598 when Chelsea kicked you to the fucking curb? 789 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:36,728 The club that actually gave you a chance to be a manager in the first place. 790 00:40:36,812 --> 00:40:38,814 Oh, fuck, this is why you didn't sign your contract, isn't it? 791 00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:40,524 You and that... 792 00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:44,361 sockless twat of an agent of yours just stringing us along. 793 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:46,905 - You don't believe that. - Oh, the fuck I don't. 794 00:40:46,989 --> 00:40:48,073 I need a drink. 795 00:40:49,867 --> 00:40:50,868 Fucking hell. 796 00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:54,121 Is there booze in that? 797 00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:55,497 No, bellend. 798 00:40:55,581 --> 00:40:59,626 That is why I said I needed a drink. 799 00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:06,675 Just so you know, they wanted me to start immediately, 800 00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:08,844 but I said no, not until the season's over. 801 00:41:08,927 --> 00:41:10,804 Oh, wow! 802 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:13,473 Aw! That's so thoughtful of you. 803 00:41:13,557 --> 00:41:16,351 Roy Kent, Employee of the Year! 804 00:41:16,435 --> 00:41:19,146 Go get Higgins to give you a fucking plaque! 805 00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:22,733 Goddamn it, Roy! 806 00:41:24,651 --> 00:41:26,028 Well, go on then. 807 00:41:26,111 --> 00:41:29,156 Aren't you gonna say... "Oh, I love Richmond. 808 00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,618 It's just Chelsea's in my blood, Rebecca. 809 00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:36,872 If it was any other club, fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck-fuck." 810 00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:39,166 And you're hoping that I'm gonna say... 811 00:41:39,249 --> 00:41:43,045 "Oh, Roy, we always knew we couldn't keep you forever." 812 00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:45,172 Which actually is true. 813 00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:47,466 But there's something else I want to say. 814 00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:51,970 You are putting so much pressure on yourself moving there. 815 00:41:53,263 --> 00:41:57,809 You are taking the most massive risk. 816 00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:00,187 I know. 817 00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:03,732 But we've got to take risks, haven't we, Rebecca? 818 00:42:04,650 --> 00:42:06,693 Otherwise, what's the fucking point? 819 00:42:06,777 --> 00:42:09,655 I deserve for good things to happen in my life. 820 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:12,491 Don't I? 821 00:42:15,994 --> 00:42:19,206 - You're right. - No. You're right. 822 00:42:19,915 --> 00:42:21,291 You're the one who said that. 823 00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:22,876 And then you said... 824 00:42:23,877 --> 00:42:25,921 "Get out of your own way, man. 825 00:42:26,505 --> 00:42:30,634 This whole woe-is-me thing you're doing is fucking ponderous. 826 00:42:30,717 --> 00:42:32,094 Mmm." 827 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:33,178 I don't sound like that. 828 00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:35,097 You sound exactly like that. 829 00:42:37,516 --> 00:42:38,517 And you were right. 830 00:42:41,103 --> 00:42:42,813 And I fucking love you for saying it. 831 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:47,651 Okay. 832 00:42:48,735 --> 00:42:54,491 But know that when you get bored of Chelsea's unlimited budget 833 00:42:54,575 --> 00:42:56,577 and endless resources, 834 00:42:57,452 --> 00:43:01,415 you are always welcome to come crawling back to AFC Richmond. 835 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:03,417 I will. 836 00:43:05,502 --> 00:43:07,838 Congratulations, Roy. Really. 837 00:43:14,178 --> 00:43:15,679 And the best of luck. 838 00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:17,181 With all of it. 839 00:43:17,890 --> 00:43:19,141 Thank you, Auntie Supreme. 840 00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:21,518 - Sounds good. - It does. 841 00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:24,438 - I can come back later. - Oh, we were just saying goodbye. 842 00:43:24,521 --> 00:43:26,231 Roy has some big news. 843 00:43:26,315 --> 00:43:27,649 Yeah. Which I know nothing about. 844 00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:29,484 Uh, actually you don't. 845 00:43:30,861 --> 00:43:33,155 I'm gonna be head coach of Chelsea next season. 846 00:43:33,238 --> 00:43:35,866 Hey. All right, congrats, Coach. 847 00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:38,285 Thanks, Coach. 848 00:43:39,286 --> 00:43:40,287 You yell at him? 849 00:43:41,163 --> 00:43:43,332 Hmm. Was it scary? 850 00:43:44,124 --> 00:43:45,918 Mmm. But y'all are cool now, huh? 851 00:43:47,753 --> 00:43:48,962 Yeah, I love that. 852 00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:52,257 I gotta get going. 853 00:43:52,341 --> 00:43:53,342 Thank you. 854 00:43:53,425 --> 00:43:54,551 Cheers. 855 00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:16,073 You okay? 856 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,158 Do you know how Mae died? 857 00:44:19,201 --> 00:44:21,578 - Well, I, uh... - She died doing what she loved. 858 00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,499 And the rest of us, we're all still... 859 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:27,751 in it, aren't we? 860 00:44:29,795 --> 00:44:33,882 We laugh, we hurt, we fall, we get back up. 861 00:44:33,966 --> 00:44:35,217 We're a mess. 862 00:44:37,261 --> 00:44:38,679 And that is... 863 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,642 fantastic. 864 00:44:45,227 --> 00:44:46,436 'Cause... 865 00:44:47,145 --> 00:44:49,064 being messy just means... 866 00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:52,609 being alive. 867 00:44:55,112 --> 00:44:57,281 And we could all do with being a bit more alive. 868 00:45:01,493 --> 00:45:04,830 So what are you waiting for? 869 00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:16,633 Sorry, Ted, did you say something? 870 00:45:17,509 --> 00:45:19,469 No, not yet. 871 00:45:20,512 --> 00:45:21,513 But... 872 00:45:22,264 --> 00:45:24,975 funny enough, I was kinda hoping 873 00:45:25,058 --> 00:45:28,729 you and I could have a chat about your newly-opened manager position. 874 00:45:30,564 --> 00:45:33,650 "Under the nimble direction of Julie Taymor, 875 00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:35,569 Emma Stone is a revelation, 876 00:45:35,652 --> 00:45:39,698 forming an electric chemistry with her oblivious paramour, 877 00:45:39,781 --> 00:45:44,620 the Bearded Coach, as memorably portrayed by Richard Schiff." 878 00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:46,705 - Richard Schiff? - Hey, Coach. 879 00:45:46,788 --> 00:45:47,956 Hey, guys. 880 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,041 How's your foot? 881 00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:50,959 - Tough way to end the season. - F... Yeah, I'm good. 882 00:45:51,043 --> 00:45:52,544 Caroline said it's just a hairline fracture. 883 00:45:52,628 --> 00:45:55,672 Yeah, but she promised not to dance on any more bars at the next party. 884 00:45:55,756 --> 00:45:58,133 No, I promised not to fall off any bars. 885 00:45:58,217 --> 00:46:01,386 Well, you're lucky to have someone to look after you. 886 00:46:03,055 --> 00:46:05,891 Look, Coach, we know breakups can mess with a person's head. 887 00:46:05,974 --> 00:46:08,560 Mmm. Especially if your ex never really gets out of your life. 888 00:46:08,644 --> 00:46:11,772 And then goes on to write a hit show about your relationship. 889 00:46:11,855 --> 00:46:13,732 Yeah, which I actually thought was pretty moving. 890 00:46:13,815 --> 00:46:15,567 - Oh, yeah. - You saw it? 891 00:46:15,651 --> 00:46:19,404 Yeah. And I think your character comes across as powerfully mysterious. 892 00:46:19,488 --> 00:46:22,824 Mmm. And Richard Schiff does a really good job at making you likable. 893 00:46:23,534 --> 00:46:27,120 Look, but despite all that, we want to let you know you're great. 894 00:46:27,204 --> 00:46:29,122 Yeah. Just the way you are. 895 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,085 Thanks, M and M. I appreciate it. 896 00:46:33,168 --> 00:46:34,670 Right, well, we're off to the Cat Shelter. 897 00:46:34,753 --> 00:46:36,129 - Yeah. - You're adopting a cat? 898 00:46:36,213 --> 00:46:38,048 Oh, no, it's a lesbian bar in East London. 899 00:46:38,131 --> 00:46:40,217 They have a great brunch. Thank you. 900 00:46:43,262 --> 00:46:45,472 Hey, Siri, how old is Richard Schiff? 901 00:46:46,056 --> 00:46:48,058 Richard Schiff is 71 years old. 902 00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:49,518 Oh, that's great. 903 00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:51,770 Hey. My friend! 904 00:46:51,854 --> 00:46:53,105 Hey, Thijs. How's it going? 905 00:46:53,188 --> 00:46:55,190 - Good, and with you? - Ah. Top. 906 00:46:55,274 --> 00:46:58,402 What happened to all the mistakes and stuff on your face? 907 00:46:59,069 --> 00:47:01,071 - Trying to make fewer of them. - Oh, good. 908 00:47:01,655 --> 00:47:03,615 Now there's just a guinea pig left on your head. 909 00:47:03,699 --> 00:47:06,326 Guinea pig. 910 00:47:06,410 --> 00:47:08,620 - See ya. - Yeah. Have a good day! 911 00:47:10,664 --> 00:47:12,416 Until next time. 912 00:47:14,710 --> 00:47:16,211 Hello, my love. 913 00:47:16,295 --> 00:47:17,504 Hello. 914 00:47:17,588 --> 00:47:19,131 Roses for my English rose. 915 00:47:28,599 --> 00:47:29,600 Fuck it. 916 00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:31,059 Marry me. 917 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,644 Oh... 918 00:47:32,728 --> 00:47:35,022 Did you just say "fuck it" and then "marry me"? 919 00:47:35,105 --> 00:47:36,356 Yeah, I did. 920 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,774 Uh... Funny. 921 00:47:37,858 --> 00:47:39,234 I wasn't joking. 922 00:47:40,485 --> 00:47:42,654 I'm done being a marriage hater. 923 00:47:42,738 --> 00:47:45,157 I actually really loved being married. 924 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:47,576 It was just to the wrong person. 925 00:47:47,659 --> 00:47:49,036 But then you came along, 926 00:47:50,204 --> 00:47:52,539 and I want to stop worrying about what might be wrong 927 00:47:52,623 --> 00:47:54,625 and just start living my life. 928 00:47:57,044 --> 00:47:58,045 With you. 929 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,716 If you'd like to do that with me. 930 00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:05,636 Are you proposing to me? 931 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:06,803 Yes. 932 00:48:07,429 --> 00:48:08,555 In your office? 933 00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:11,183 Yes. 934 00:48:11,266 --> 00:48:13,435 Uh, that's romantic. 935 00:48:14,478 --> 00:48:15,687 I got you some flowers. 936 00:48:15,771 --> 00:48:17,940 - Oh, wow, my favorite. - Hmm. 937 00:48:18,482 --> 00:48:20,484 And I'd get down on one knee, but, um, 938 00:48:21,109 --> 00:48:25,280 it's quite hard to assume that position in a pencil skirt. 939 00:48:28,784 --> 00:48:30,744 Well, someone's got to do it. 940 00:48:34,706 --> 00:48:35,707 Okay. 941 00:48:38,043 --> 00:48:39,127 Rebecca Welton. 942 00:48:39,211 --> 00:48:40,671 Yes. 943 00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:44,049 Yes, of course, I will marry you. 944 00:48:45,843 --> 00:48:48,011 Oh, my God. 945 00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:49,388 Matthijs. 946 00:48:49,471 --> 00:48:51,139 Oh, no, uh, this is absolutely not happening. 947 00:48:51,223 --> 00:48:52,558 Please get up and kiss me. 948 00:48:56,353 --> 00:48:57,354 Fucking hell. 949 00:49:11,493 --> 00:49:16,290 When death comes like the hungry bear in autumn... 950 00:49:16,373 --> 00:49:17,374 First round's on us. 951 00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:19,418 Welcome to the Crown and Anchor. 952 00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:21,378 Did you know oysters come from the sea? 953 00:49:22,588 --> 00:49:28,177 When death comes and takes all the bright coins from his purse to buy me, 954 00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:30,262 and snaps the purse shut... 955 00:49:36,351 --> 00:49:39,396 when death comes like the measle pox... 956 00:49:44,359 --> 00:49:48,822 when death comes like an iceberg between the shoulder blades... 957 00:49:55,495 --> 00:50:00,250 I want to step through the door full of curiosity, 958 00:50:01,168 --> 00:50:02,169 wondering... 959 00:50:05,464 --> 00:50:07,174 what's it gonna be like, 960 00:50:08,342 --> 00:50:10,469 that cottage of darkness? 961 00:50:19,978 --> 00:50:26,318 And therefore I look upon everything as a brotherhood and a sisterhood, 962 00:50:27,069 --> 00:50:31,073 and I look upon time as no more than an idea, 963 00:50:32,491 --> 00:50:37,246 and I consider eternity as another possibility... 964 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:44,127 Something for everyone in that couple, ain't there? 965 00:50:50,634 --> 00:50:53,679 And I think of each life as a flower, 966 00:50:53,762 --> 00:50:55,931 as common as a field daisy, 967 00:50:56,849 --> 00:50:58,851 and as singular. 968 00:51:00,853 --> 00:51:04,648 And each name a comfortable music in the mouth... 969 00:51:05,315 --> 00:51:06,608 What are you doing here? 970 00:51:06,692 --> 00:51:08,902 Some of us actually work during the offseason. 971 00:51:08,986 --> 00:51:10,404 Here, hold this. 972 00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:20,372 Tending, as all music does... 973 00:51:21,832 --> 00:51:24,084 - Hmm. - towards silence. 974 00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:25,878 - You're a psychopath. - I know. 975 00:51:26,587 --> 00:51:27,838 Have a nice break. 976 00:51:30,048 --> 00:51:34,261 And each body a lion of courage... 977 00:51:37,014 --> 00:51:39,725 and something precious to the earth. 978 00:51:52,029 --> 00:51:53,363 Oh. 979 00:51:55,699 --> 00:51:57,367 - Morning. - Morning. 980 00:51:57,451 --> 00:52:00,537 When it's over, I want to say: 981 00:52:00,621 --> 00:52:05,542 all my life I was a bride married to amazement. 982 00:52:07,169 --> 00:52:08,378 This is for you. 983 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:11,798 Wasn't this my going-away gift? 984 00:52:11,882 --> 00:52:13,050 It was. 985 00:52:20,307 --> 00:52:21,350 Go ahead, open it. 986 00:52:23,727 --> 00:52:24,937 Yeah. 987 00:52:27,314 --> 00:52:33,153 That I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms. 988 00:52:39,284 --> 00:52:40,410 Congrats. 989 00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:44,581 Thanks. 990 00:52:44,665 --> 00:52:46,708 When it's over, 991 00:52:46,792 --> 00:52:50,838 I don't want to wonder if I have made of my life something particular... 992 00:52:50,921 --> 00:52:53,131 - Thank you. - Well done. 993 00:52:53,215 --> 00:52:54,633 And real. 994 00:52:59,179 --> 00:53:00,305 Oh, did I miss it? 995 00:53:00,389 --> 00:53:02,140 Oh, my God. 996 00:53:03,392 --> 00:53:04,393 Change is good. 997 00:53:07,813 --> 00:53:09,106 All right. 998 00:53:09,189 --> 00:53:11,108 Made copies. 999 00:53:11,191 --> 00:53:13,277 - Here you go, Coach. - Oh, thank you, Coach. 1000 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,445 - What do you think, Coach? - I love it, Coach. 1001 00:53:15,529 --> 00:53:16,947 When it's over... 1002 00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:18,782 Are you kidding me? 1003 00:53:18,866 --> 00:53:21,785 I don't want to find myself sighing. 1004 00:53:21,869 --> 00:53:22,911 Okay. 1005 00:53:24,997 --> 00:53:26,498 And frightened... 1006 00:53:29,168 --> 00:53:32,296 or full of argument. 1007 00:53:34,715 --> 00:53:40,596 I don't want to end up simply having visited this world.