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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Salutation and
greeting to you all.

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Let me have audience
for a word or two.

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What's the new news
at the new court?

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That is, the old Duke is
banished by his younger brother,

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the new Duke,

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and three or four loving
lords have put themselves

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into voluntary exile with him.

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They say he is already
in the Forest of Arden

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and a many merry men with him

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and there they live like the
old Robin Hood of England.

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They say many young gentlemen
flock to him every day

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and fleet the time carelessly,

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as they did in the golden world.

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Rosalind, the Duke's daughter,
be banished with her father.

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Oh no.

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For the Duke's daughter,
her cousin so loves her,

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being ever from their
cradles bred together,

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that she would have
followed her exile

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or died to stay behind her.

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And thereby hangs a tale.

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I pray thee, Rosalind,
sweet my cuz, be merry.

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Dear Celia, I show more
mirth than I am mistress of,

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and would you yet
I were merrier?

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Unless you could teach me
to forget a banished father,

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you must not learn me

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how to remember any
extraordinary pleasure.

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Herein I see
thou lovest me not

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with the full
weight I love thee.

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If my uncle, thy banished
father had banished thy uncle,

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the Duke my father, so thou
hadst been s'til with me,

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I could have taught my love
to take thy father for mine.

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So wouldst thou, if the
truth of thy love to me

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were so righteously
tempered as mine is to thee.

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Well, I will forget the
condition of my estate

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to rejoice in yours.

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You know my father
hath no child but I,

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nor none is like to have;
and truly, when he dies,

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thou shalt be his heir,

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for what he hath taken away
from thy father perforce,

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I will render thee
again in affection.

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By mine honor I will, and
when I break that oath,

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let me turn monster.

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Therefore my sweet Rose,
my dear Rose, be merry.

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From henceforth I will,
cuz, and devise sports.

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What think you of
falling in love?

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Marry, I prithee do,
to make sport withal;

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but love no man in good earnest,

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nor no further in sport neither

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than with safety of a pure blush

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thou mayest in honor
come off again.

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As I remember, Adam,
it was upon this fashion

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bequeathed me by will but
poor a thousand crowns,

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and, as thou sayest,
charged my brother,

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on his blessing,
to breed me well.

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And there begins my sadness.

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He keeps me rustically at home.

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Bars me the place of a brother,
and, as much as in him lies,

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mines my gentility
with my education.

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This is it, Adam,
that grieves me,

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and the spirit of my father,
which I think is within me,

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begins to mutiny
against this servitude.

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I will no longer endure it,

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though yet I know no wise
remedy how to avoid it.

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Now, sir, what make you here?

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Nothing.

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I am not taught
to make anything.

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What mar you then, sir?

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Marry, sir, I am helping you
to mar that which God made.

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Know you where you are.

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O sir, very well.

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Know you before whom, sir?

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I know you are
my eldest brother,

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and in the gentle condition of
blood you should so know me.

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I have as much of my
father in me as you,

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albeit I confess
your coming before me

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is nearer to his reverence.

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What, boy!

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Come, come, elder brother,
you are too young in this.

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Wilt thou lay
hands on me, villain?

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I am no villain.

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I am the youngest son
of Sir Rowland de Boys.

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He was my father, and
he is thrice a villain

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that says such a
father begot villains.

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Wert thou not my brother,

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I would not take this
hand from thy throat

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'til this other had pulled
out thy tongue for saying so.

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Thou hast railed on thyself.

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Sweet masters, be patient.

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For your father's
remembrance, be at accord.

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Let me go, I say.

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I will not 'til I please.

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You shall hear me.

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My father charged you in his
will to give me good education.

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You have trained
me like a peasant,

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obscuring and hiding from me
all gentleman-like qualities.

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I will no longer endure it.

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Therefore allow me such exercises
as may become a gentleman,

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or give me the poor allottery

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my father left me by testament.

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With that I will
go buy my fortunes.

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And what wilt thou do?

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Beg, when that is spent?

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You shall have some
part of your will.

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I pray you, leave me.

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I will no further offend you
than becomes me for my good.

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Get you with him, you old dog.

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Is "old dog" my reward?

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Most true, I have lost
my teeth in your service.

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God be with my old master.

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He would not have
spoke such a word.

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Is it even so?

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Begin you to grow upon me?

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I will physic your rankness,

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and yet give no
thousand crowns neither.

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I am given, sir,
secretly to understand

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that your younger brother
Orlando hath a disposition

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to come in disguised
against me to try a fall.

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He is resolute;
full of ambition,

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an envious emulator of
every man's good parts,

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a secret and
villainous contriver

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against me, his natural brother.

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Therefore use thy discretion.

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I had as lief he didst
break his neck as his finger.

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he will practice
against thee by poison,

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entrap thee by some
treacherous device

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and never leave thee 'til
he hath ta'en thy life

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by some indirect means or other.

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For, I assure thee, and
almost with tears I speak it,

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there is not one so young and
so villainous this day living.

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I speak but brotherly of him,

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but should I anatomize
him to thee as he is,

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I must blush and weep, and
thou must look pale and wonder.

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I will give him his payment.

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If ever he go alone again,

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I'll never wrestle
for prize more.

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Bonjour, Monsieurs Le Beau.

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What's the news?

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Fair princess,
you have lost much...

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good sport.

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Sport?

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Of what color?

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What color, madam?

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How shall we answer you?

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As wit and fortune will.

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Or as the destinies decrees.

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Well said.

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That was laid on with a trowel.

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Nay, if I keep not my rank.

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Thou losest thy old smell.

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You amaze us, ladies.

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We would have told
you of good wrestling.

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Which you have
lost the sight of.

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And if it please
your ladyships...

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You may see the end for
the best is yet to do.

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Shall we see this
wrestling, cousin?

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Alas, he is too young.

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Yet he looks successfully.

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How now, daughter?

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Are you crept hither
to watch the wrestling?

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Ay, my liege, so
please you give us leave.

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You will take little
delight in it, I can tell you.

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Come, where is
this young gallant

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that is so desirous to
lie with his Mother Earth?

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You mean to mock me after,

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you should not have
mocked me before.

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I am more proud to
be Sir Rowland's son.

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And I would not
change that calling

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to be adopted heir to Frederick.

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Gentle cousin, let us go
thank him and encourage him.

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My father's rough and
envious disposition

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sticks me at heart.

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What is thy name, young man?

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Orlando, the youngest
son of Sir Rowland de Boys.

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My father loved Sir
Rowland as his soul,

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and all the world was
of my father's mind.

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Sir, you have well deserved.

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If you do keep your
promises in love but justly,

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as you have exceeded
all promise,

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your mistress shall be happy.

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Gentleman, wear this for me.

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One out of suits with fortune,

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that could give more but
that her hand lacks means.

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Sir, you have wrestled well

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and overthrown more
than your enemies.

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Will you go, cuz?

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Have with you.

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Fare ye well.

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What passion hangs these
weights upon my tongue?

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I cannot speak to her,
yet she urged conference.

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O poor Orlando!

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Thou art overthrown.

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Or Charles or something
weaker masters thee.

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Good sir, we do in
friendship counsel you

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to leave this place.

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The Duke is humorous.

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What he is indeed
more suits you

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to conceive than we to speak of.

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I thank you, sirs.

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I rest much bounden to you.

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Fare you well.

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Thus must I from the
smoke into the smother,

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from tyrant Duke unto
a tyrant brother.

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But heavenly Rosalind!

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Why, cousin!

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Why, Rosalind!

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Cupid have mercy, not a word?

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But is all this for your father?

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No, some of it is
for my child's father.

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Come, come, wrestle
with thy affections.

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O, they take the part of a
better wrestler than myself.

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Is it possible on such
a sudden you should fall

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into so strong a liking with
old Sir Rowland's youngest son?

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The Duke my father
loved his father dearly.

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Doth it therefore ensue

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that you should
love his son dearly?

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By this kind of chase
I should hate him,

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for my father hated
his father dearly.

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Yet I hate not Orlando.

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No, faith, hate
him not, for my sake.

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Look, here comes the Duke.

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With his eyes full of anger.

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Mistress, dispatch you

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with your safest haste and
get you from our court.

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Me, uncle?

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You, cousin.

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Within these 10 days if
that thou beest found

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so near our public court
as 20 miles thou...

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I do beseech your grace,

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let me the knowledge of
my fault bear with me.

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Thou art thy
father's daughter.

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There's enough.

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So was I when your
Highness took his dukedom.

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So was I when your
Highness banished him.

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Never so much as
an athought unborn

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did I offend your highness.

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Thus do all traitors.

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If their purgation
did consist in words,

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they are as innocent
as grace itself.

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Let it suffice thee

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that I trust thee not.

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If she be a
traitor, why, so am I?

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Firm and
irrevocable is my doom

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which I have passed upon her.

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She is banished.

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Pronounce that sentence
then on me, my liege.

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I cannot live out
of her company.

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You are a fool.

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You, niece, provide yourself.

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If you outstay the time,

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upon mine honor and in
the greatness of my word.

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O my poor Rosalind,
whither wilt thou go?

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Wilt thou change fathers?

254
00:18:19,225 --> 00:18:20,724
I will give thee mine.

255
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,926
I charge thee, be not thou
more grieved than I am.

256
00:18:22,928 --> 00:18:23,993
I have more cause.

257
00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:25,896
Thou hast not, cousin.

258
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,833
I prithee, be cheerful.

259
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,469
Know'st thou not the Duke hath
banished me, his daughter?

260
00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:32,569
That he hath not.

261
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,571
No, hath not?

262
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,574
Rosalind lacks then the
love which teacheth thee

263
00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,675
that thou and I am one.

264
00:18:38,677 --> 00:18:40,176
Shall we be sundered?

265
00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:41,578
Shall we part, sweet girl?

266
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,583
No, let my father
seek another heir.

267
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,986
Therefore devise with
me how we may fly,

268
00:18:49,988 --> 00:18:51,555
whither to go, and
what to bear with us,

269
00:18:51,557 --> 00:18:53,491
and do not seek to bear
your griefs yourself

270
00:18:53,493 --> 00:18:54,759
and leave me out.

271
00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:56,860
For, by this heaven,
now at our sorrows pale,

272
00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:59,562
say what thou canst,
I'll go along with thee.

273
00:18:59,564 --> 00:19:02,399
Why, whither shall we go?

274
00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:05,905
To seek my uncle in
the Forest of Arden.

275
00:19:07,072 --> 00:19:09,005
Alas, what danger
will it be to us,

276
00:19:09,007 --> 00:19:11,242
maids as we are, to
travel forth so far?

277
00:19:11,244 --> 00:19:13,944
Beauty provoketh thieves
sooner than gold.

278
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:16,480
I'll put myself in
poor and mean attire,

279
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:19,349
and with a kind of
umber smirch my face.

280
00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:20,818
The like do you.

281
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:25,222
So shall we pass along
and never stir assailants.

282
00:19:25,224 --> 00:19:26,424
Were it not better,

283
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,825
because that I am
more than common tall,

284
00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:31,263
that I did suit me
all points like a man?

285
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:39,235
What shall I call thee
when thou art a man?

286
00:19:39,237 --> 00:19:41,938
I'll have no worse a
name than Jove's own page,

287
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:45,909
and therefore look
you call me Ganymede.

288
00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:48,011
But what will you be called?

289
00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:51,851
Something that hath a
reference to my state:

290
00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:55,054
no longer Celia, but Aliena.

291
00:19:57,189 --> 00:19:59,155
But, cousin,
what if we assayed

292
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,158
to steal master Touchstone
out of your father's court?

293
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,726
Would he not be a
comfort to our travel?

294
00:20:03,728 --> 00:20:06,530
He'll go along o'er
the wide world with me.

295
00:20:06,532 --> 00:20:09,200
Leave me alone to woo him.

296
00:20:09,202 --> 00:20:12,235
Let's away and get our jewels
and our wealth together.

297
00:20:12,237 --> 00:20:16,373
Now go we in content to
liberty and not to banishment.

298
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,812
O Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe.

299
00:20:55,313 --> 00:20:59,015
Now, my co-mates
and brothers in exile,

300
00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:00,617
hath not old custom
made this life

301
00:21:00,619 --> 00:21:04,088
more sweet than that
of painted pomp?

302
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,022
Are not these woods
more free from peril

303
00:21:06,024 --> 00:21:07,960
than the envious court?

304
00:21:10,696 --> 00:21:13,630
Sweet are the uses of adversity.

305
00:21:13,632 --> 00:21:17,136
And this our life
exempt from public haunt

306
00:21:18,571 --> 00:21:22,842
finds tongues in trees,
books in the running brooks,

307
00:21:24,644 --> 00:21:28,013
sermons in stones and
good in everything.

308
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,119
I would not change it.

309
00:21:35,788 --> 00:21:39,557
Happy is your grace, that can
translate the stubbornness

310
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:43,296
of fortune into so quiet
and so sweet a style.

311
00:21:47,332 --> 00:21:50,669
Come, shall we go
and kill us venison?

312
00:22:28,573 --> 00:22:29,708
Who's there?

313
00:22:33,745 --> 00:22:34,714
Who's there?

314
00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:43,787
O, my gentle master,
O my sweet master,

315
00:22:43,789 --> 00:22:46,459
O you memory of old Sir Rowland!

316
00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:49,592
Why, what make you here?

317
00:22:49,594 --> 00:22:51,595
Come not within these doors.

318
00:22:51,597 --> 00:22:53,896
This is no place, this
house is but a butchery.

319
00:22:53,898 --> 00:22:55,331
With a base and
boisterous sword

320
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,701
enforce a thievish living
on the common road.

321
00:22:57,703 --> 00:22:59,703
This I must do, or
know not what to do.

322
00:22:59,705 --> 00:23:00,838
But do not so.

323
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,839
I have 500 crowns,

324
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,643
the thrifty hire I
saved under your father,

325
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,944
which I did store to
be my foster nurse

326
00:23:07,946 --> 00:23:11,848
when service should in
my old limbs lie lame.

327
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,117
Here is the gold.

328
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,085
All this I give you.

329
00:23:15,087 --> 00:23:16,552
Let me be your servant.

330
00:23:16,554 --> 00:23:18,021
Let me go with you.

331
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,523
O good old man,
how well in thee

332
00:23:20,525 --> 00:23:24,697
appears the constant service
of the antique world.

333
00:23:27,899 --> 00:23:31,969
But come thy ways;
we'll go along together,

334
00:23:31,971 --> 00:23:33,671
and ere we have thy
youthful wages spent,

335
00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:36,005
we'll light upon some
settled low content.

336
00:23:36,007 --> 00:23:39,876
Master, go on, and I will
follow thee to the last gasp,

337
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,715
with truth and loyalty.

338
00:23:50,488 --> 00:23:53,557
Can it be possible
that no man saw them?

339
00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:54,628
It cannot be.

340
00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:58,061
Some villains of my court

341
00:23:58,063 --> 00:24:01,234
are of consent and
sufferance in this.

342
00:24:02,368 --> 00:24:05,469
I cannot hear of
any that did see her.

343
00:24:05,471 --> 00:24:09,639
My lord, I secretly o'erheard
your daughter and her cousin

344
00:24:09,641 --> 00:24:12,142
much commend the parts
and graces of the wrestler

345
00:24:12,144 --> 00:24:15,279
that did but lately
foil the sinewy Charles.

346
00:24:15,281 --> 00:24:19,082
And I believe
wherever they are gone

347
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,851
that youth is surely
in their company.

348
00:24:21,853 --> 00:24:24,687
Fetch that gallant hither.

349
00:24:24,689 --> 00:24:28,492
If he be absent, bring
his brother to me.

350
00:24:28,494 --> 00:24:30,429
I'll make him find him.

351
00:24:31,897 --> 00:24:36,265
Do this suddenly, and let
not search and inquisition

352
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:39,905
quail to bring again
these foolish runaways.

353
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:44,367
That is the way to
make her scorn you s'til.

354
00:25:44,369 --> 00:25:46,703
O Corin, that thou
knew'st how I do love her!

355
00:25:46,705 --> 00:25:49,873
I partly guessed, for
I have loved ere now.

356
00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,674
But if thy love were
ever like to mine

357
00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:53,876
as sure I think did
never man love so

358
00:25:53,878 --> 00:25:55,646
how many actions most ridiculous

359
00:25:55,648 --> 00:25:57,815
hast thou been drawn
to by thy fantasy?

360
00:25:57,817 --> 00:26:00,716
Into a thousand
that I have forgotten.

361
00:26:00,718 --> 00:26:05,055
O, thou didst then
ne'er love so heartily.

362
00:26:05,057 --> 00:26:07,193
If thou remembr'est
not the slightest folly

363
00:26:08,224 --> 00:26:10,226
that ever love did make thee
run into, thou hast not loved.

364
00:26:10,228 --> 00:26:12,829
Or if thou hast not broke
from company abruptly,

365
00:26:12,831 --> 00:26:16,835
as my passion now makes
me, thou hast not loved.

366
00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:25,975
Alas, poor shepherd,
searching of thy wound,

367
00:26:25,977 --> 00:26:28,377
I have by hard adventure
found mine own.

368
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:31,748
We that are true lovers
run into strange capers.

369
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:33,750
But as all is mortal in nature,

370
00:26:33,752 --> 00:26:37,190
so is all nature in
love mortal in folly.

371
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:41,825
Good even to you, friend.

372
00:26:41,827 --> 00:26:45,265
And to you, gentle
sir, and to you all.

373
00:26:46,432 --> 00:26:48,397
I prithee, shepherd,
if that love or gold

374
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:51,268
can in this desert
place buy entertainment,

375
00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:54,905
bring us where we may
rest ourselves and feed.

376
00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:57,040
Here's a young maid with
travel much oppressed.

377
00:26:57,042 --> 00:26:58,878
And faints for succor.

378
00:27:00,178 --> 00:27:02,245
My master is of
churlish disposition

379
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:03,847
and little recks to
find the way to heaven

380
00:27:03,849 --> 00:27:06,683
by doing deeds of hospitality.

381
00:27:06,685 --> 00:27:09,152
Besides, his cote, his
flocks, and bounds of feed

382
00:27:09,154 --> 00:27:12,356
are now on sale, and
at our sheepcote now,

383
00:27:12,358 --> 00:27:13,557
by reason of his absence,

384
00:27:13,559 --> 00:27:16,796
there is nothing that
you will feed on.

385
00:27:18,397 --> 00:27:19,863
But what is, come see,

386
00:27:19,865 --> 00:27:23,369
and in my voice most
welcome shall you be.

387
00:27:31,377 --> 00:27:36,382
♪ Under the greenwood tree
who loves to lie with me ♪

388
00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:42,888
♪ And turn his merry note
unto the sweet bird's throat ♪

389
00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:50,296
♪ Come hither, come
hither, come hither ♪

390
00:27:52,231 --> 00:27:56,098
♪ Here shall he see no enemy ♪

391
00:27:56,100 --> 00:28:00,005
♪ But winter and rough weather ♪

392
00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:05,075
More, more, I prithee, more.

393
00:28:05,077 --> 00:28:07,677
It will make you
melancholy, Monsieur Jaques.

394
00:28:07,679 --> 00:28:09,178
I thank it.

395
00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:12,683
I can suck melancholy out of
a song as a weasel sucks eggs.

396
00:28:12,685 --> 00:28:14,184
More, I prithee, more.

397
00:28:14,186 --> 00:28:15,484
My voice is ragged.

398
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:16,752
I know I cannot please you.

399
00:28:16,754 --> 00:28:18,688
I do not desire
you to please me.

400
00:28:18,690 --> 00:28:20,991
I do desire you to sing.

401
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,658
Come, more; another stanzo.

402
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,927
Call you 'em stanzos?

403
00:28:24,929 --> 00:28:26,896
What you will,
Monsieur Jaques.

404
00:28:26,898 --> 00:28:29,332
Nay, I care not
for their names.

405
00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:30,733
They owe me nothing.

406
00:28:30,735 --> 00:28:31,905
Will you sing?

407
00:28:33,339 --> 00:28:36,339
More at your request
than to please myself.

408
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:40,679
Well then, if ever I thank
any man, I'll thank you.

409
00:28:44,350 --> 00:28:49,355
♪ Who doth ambition shun and
loves to live in the sun ♪

410
00:28:51,490 --> 00:28:56,496
♪ Seeking the food he eats and
pleased with what he gets ♪

411
00:28:58,263 --> 00:29:03,269
♪ Come hither, come
hither, come hither ♪

412
00:29:05,670 --> 00:29:09,071
♪ Here shall he see no enemy ♪

413
00:29:09,073 --> 00:29:13,012
♪ But winter and rough weather ♪

414
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:22,386
I'll give you a
verse to this note

415
00:29:22,388 --> 00:29:27,089
that I made yesterday in
despite of my invention.

416
00:29:27,091 --> 00:29:30,362
Thus it goes.

417
00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:36,301
♪ If it do come to pass
that any man turn ass ♪

418
00:29:37,468 --> 00:29:40,904
♪ Leaving his wealth and ease ♪

419
00:29:40,906 --> 00:29:44,307
♪ A stubborn will to please ♪

420
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:55,922
♪ Here shall he see
gross fools as he ♪

421
00:29:56,921 --> 00:30:00,525
♪ An if he will come to me ♪

422
00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:08,197
What's that?

423
00:30:08,199 --> 00:30:12,705
'Tis a Greek invocation
to call fools into a circle.

424
00:30:21,679 --> 00:30:24,580
I pray thee, if it
stand with honesty,

425
00:30:24,582 --> 00:30:27,416
buy thou the cottage,
pasture, and the flock,

426
00:30:27,418 --> 00:30:29,485
and thou shalt have
to pay for it of us.

427
00:30:29,487 --> 00:30:32,355
And we will mend thy wages.

428
00:30:32,357 --> 00:30:36,393
I like this place, and willingly
could waste my time in it.

429
00:30:36,395 --> 00:30:39,398
Assuredly the
thing is to be sold.

430
00:30:40,331 --> 00:30:42,098
If you like upon
report the soil,

431
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:44,667
the profit, and
this kind of life,

432
00:30:44,669 --> 00:30:47,104
I will your very
faithful feeder be

433
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:50,542
and buy it with your
gold right suddenly.

434
00:31:37,255 --> 00:31:40,993
Not see him since?

435
00:31:42,494 --> 00:31:44,563
Sir, sir, that cannot be.

436
00:31:46,298 --> 00:31:51,003
But look to it, find out thy
brother, wheresoe'er he is.

437
00:31:52,137 --> 00:31:54,740
Bring him, or turn thou no more

438
00:31:55,907 --> 00:31:58,410
to seek a living
in our territory.

439
00:32:05,984 --> 00:32:07,651
Dear master, I
can go no further.

440
00:32:07,653 --> 00:32:09,286
O, I die for food.

441
00:32:09,288 --> 00:32:12,856
Here lie I down and
measure out my grave.

442
00:32:12,858 --> 00:32:14,790
Farewell, kind master.

443
00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:16,158
Why, how now, Adam?

444
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,263
No greater heart in thee?

445
00:32:20,831 --> 00:32:23,732
If this uncouth forest
yield any thing savage,

446
00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:26,603
I will either be food for it
or bring it for food to thee.

447
00:32:26,605 --> 00:32:30,173
Hold death awhile
at the arm's end.

448
00:32:30,175 --> 00:32:31,907
I will here be with
thee presently,

449
00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:33,609
and if I bring thee
not something to eat,

450
00:32:33,611 --> 00:32:35,744
I will give thee leave to die:

451
00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:38,214
but if thou diest before I come,

452
00:32:38,216 --> 00:32:40,652
thou art a mocker of my labor.

453
00:32:43,054 --> 00:32:47,392
Thou lookest cheerly, and
I'll be with thee quickly.

454
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,595
Thou shalt not die
for lack of a dinner,

455
00:32:51,597 --> 00:32:54,867
if there live any
thing in this desert.

456
00:33:00,339 --> 00:33:02,004
Give me leave
to speak my mind,

457
00:33:02,006 --> 00:33:03,706
and I will through and through

458
00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:07,143
cleanse the foul body
of this infected world,

459
00:33:07,145 --> 00:33:10,347
if they will patiently
receive my medicine.

460
00:33:10,349 --> 00:33:11,647
Fie on thee!

461
00:33:11,649 --> 00:33:14,049
I can tell what thou wouldst do.

462
00:33:14,051 --> 00:33:17,287
What, for a counter,
would I do but good?

463
00:33:17,289 --> 00:33:20,690
Most mischievous foul
sin in chiding sin,

464
00:33:20,692 --> 00:33:23,963
for thou thyself hast
been a libertine.

465
00:33:26,764 --> 00:33:27,963
But who comes here?

466
00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:31,434
Forbear,
and eat no more.

467
00:33:31,436 --> 00:33:34,570
Art thou thus boldened,
man, by thy distress,

468
00:33:34,572 --> 00:33:36,606
or else a rude despiser
of good manners,

469
00:33:36,608 --> 00:33:39,908
that in civility thou
seem'st so empty?

470
00:33:39,910 --> 00:33:42,712
You touched my vein at first.

471
00:33:42,714 --> 00:33:44,748
The thorny point
of bare distress

472
00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:47,082
hath ta'en from me the
show of smooth civility.

473
00:33:47,084 --> 00:33:48,550
He dies that touches
any of this fruit

474
00:33:48,552 --> 00:33:50,654
'til I and my
affairs are answered.

475
00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:54,824
An you will not be answered
with reason, I must die.

476
00:33:54,826 --> 00:33:56,358
What would you have?

477
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,594
Your gentleness shall force

478
00:33:57,596 --> 00:33:59,561
more than your force
move us to gentleness.

479
00:33:59,563 --> 00:34:01,931
I almost die for food,
and let me have it.

480
00:34:01,933 --> 00:34:05,771
Sit down and feed, and
welcome to our table.

481
00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:10,142
Speak you so gently?

482
00:34:12,577 --> 00:34:14,176
Pardon me, I pray you.

483
00:34:14,178 --> 00:34:16,378
And therefore sit
you down in gentleness,

484
00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:17,813
and take upon command
what help we have

485
00:34:17,815 --> 00:34:21,151
that to your wanting
may be ministered.

486
00:34:21,153 --> 00:34:23,819
Then but forbear your
food a little while,

487
00:34:23,821 --> 00:34:28,325
as like a doe, I go to find
my fawn and give it food.

488
00:34:28,327 --> 00:34:31,694
There is an old poor man who
after me hath many a weary step

489
00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:33,366
limped in pure love.

490
00:34:34,765 --> 00:34:38,802
'Til he be first sufficed,
oppressed with two weak evils,

491
00:34:38,804 --> 00:34:41,237
age and hunger, I
will not touch a bit.

492
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,471
Go find him out,

493
00:34:42,473 --> 00:34:46,041
and we will nothing
waste 'til you return.

494
00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:50,382
I thank you; and be blessed
for your good comfort.

495
00:34:59,991 --> 00:35:03,025
Thou seest we are
not all alone unhappy.

496
00:35:03,027 --> 00:35:04,694
This wide and universal theater

497
00:35:04,696 --> 00:35:07,297
presents more woeful pageants

498
00:35:07,299 --> 00:35:10,032
than the scene
wherein we play in.

499
00:35:13,505 --> 00:35:15,675
All the world's a stage,

500
00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:21,411
and all the men and
women merely players.

501
00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:25,348
They have their exits
and their entrances,

502
00:35:25,350 --> 00:35:28,753
and one man in his
time plays many parts,

503
00:35:30,355 --> 00:35:31,757
his acts being...

504
00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:37,362
seven ages.

505
00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:44,169
At first the infant, mewling
and puking in the nurse's arms.

506
00:35:45,036 --> 00:35:47,637
And then the whining schoolboy,

507
00:35:47,639 --> 00:35:50,440
with his satchel and
shining morning face,

508
00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:53,946
creeping like snail
unwillingly to school.

509
00:35:57,248 --> 00:36:00,652
And then the lover,
sighing like furnace,

510
00:36:02,386 --> 00:36:06,658
with a woeful ballad made
to his mistress' eyebrow.

511
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:11,530
Then a soldier, full
of strange oaths

512
00:36:14,665 --> 00:36:18,336
and bearded like the
pard, jealous in honor,

513
00:36:20,772 --> 00:36:23,109
sudden and quick in quarrel,

514
00:36:24,543 --> 00:36:28,948
seeking the bubble reputation
even in the cannon's mouth.

515
00:36:31,817 --> 00:36:34,349
And then the justice,
in fair round

516
00:36:34,351 --> 00:36:36,688
belly with good capon lined,

517
00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:40,326
with eyes severe and beard

518
00:36:42,427 --> 00:36:43,596
of formal cut,

519
00:36:47,132 --> 00:36:50,403
full of wise saws
and modern instances;

520
00:36:53,103 --> 00:36:55,206
and so he plays his part.

521
00:36:57,576 --> 00:36:58,677
The sixth age

522
00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:06,185
shifts into the lean
and slippered pantaloon

523
00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:11,523
with spectacles on
nose and pouch on side,

524
00:37:14,292 --> 00:37:16,125
his youthful hose, well saved,

525
00:37:16,127 --> 00:37:19,297
a world too wide for
his shrunk shank,

526
00:37:21,799 --> 00:37:24,969
and his big manly
voice, turning again

527
00:37:26,871 --> 00:37:28,773
toward childish treble,

528
00:37:32,310 --> 00:37:34,980
pipes and whistles in his sound.

529
00:37:39,183 --> 00:37:44,055
Last scene of all, that ends
this strange eventful history,

530
00:37:46,056 --> 00:37:49,462
is second childishness
and mere oblivion,

531
00:37:53,498 --> 00:37:54,433
sans teeth,

532
00:37:57,802 --> 00:37:58,637
sans eyes,

533
00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:03,475
sans taste,

534
00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,748
sans everything.

535
00:38:17,589 --> 00:38:18,424
Welcome.

536
00:38:19,857 --> 00:38:23,425
Set down your venerable
burden, and let him feed.

537
00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:25,261
I thank
you most for him.

538
00:38:25,263 --> 00:38:27,063
So had you need.

539
00:38:27,065 --> 00:38:30,636
I scarce can speak to
thank you for myself.

540
00:38:33,371 --> 00:38:38,043
DUKE, SR.: Give us some
music, and good Amiens, sing.

541
00:38:39,110 --> 00:38:42,744
♪ Blow, blow, thou winter wind ♪

542
00:38:42,746 --> 00:38:47,752
♪ Thou art not so unkind
as man's ingratitude ♪

543
00:38:51,255 --> 00:38:54,456
♪ Thy tooth is not so keen ♪

544
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:58,293
♪ Because thou art not seen ♪

545
00:38:58,295 --> 00:39:02,898
♪ Though thy breath be rude ♪

546
00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:07,036
♪ Breath be rude ♪

547
00:39:07,038 --> 00:39:12,043
♪ Heigh ho, sing heigh-ho
unto the green holly ♪

548
00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:18,246
♪ Most friendship is feigning,
most loving mere folly ♪

549
00:39:18,248 --> 00:39:21,817
♪ Then, heigh ho, the holly ♪

550
00:39:21,819 --> 00:39:25,323
♪ This life is most jolly ♪

551
00:39:30,194 --> 00:39:33,596
Hang there, my verse,
in witness of my love.

552
00:39:33,598 --> 00:39:37,101
O Rosalind, these trees
shall be my books,

553
00:39:39,036 --> 00:39:40,802
and in their barks my
thoughts I'll character,

554
00:39:40,804 --> 00:39:43,806
that every eye which
in this forest looks

555
00:39:43,808 --> 00:39:47,313
shall see thy virtue
witnessed everywhere.

556
00:40:07,264 --> 00:40:10,800
And how like you this country
life, Master Touchstone?

557
00:40:10,802 --> 00:40:15,808
Truly, shepherd, in respect
of itself, it is a good life;

558
00:40:17,275 --> 00:40:20,913
but in respect that it is a
country life, it is naught.

559
00:40:22,246 --> 00:40:25,581
In respect that it is
solitary, I like it very well;

560
00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:30,422
but in respect that it is
private, it is a very vile life.

561
00:40:31,889 --> 00:40:34,489
Now, in respect it is in the
fields, it pleaseth me well;

562
00:40:34,491 --> 00:40:39,128
but in respect it is not in
the court, it is tedious.

563
00:40:39,130 --> 00:40:41,998
As is it a spare life, look
you, it fits my humor well;

564
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,634
but as there is no
more plenty in it,

565
00:40:45,636 --> 00:40:48,306
it goes much against my stomach.

566
00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:54,079
Hast any philosophy
in thee, shepherd?

567
00:40:55,447 --> 00:40:57,246
No more but that I
know the more one sickens

568
00:40:57,248 --> 00:41:00,049
the worse at ease he is, and
that he that wants money,

569
00:41:00,051 --> 00:41:03,351
means and content is
without three good friends;

570
00:41:03,353 --> 00:41:07,290
that the property of rain
is to wet, and fire to burn;

571
00:41:07,292 --> 00:41:10,192
that good pasture
makes fat sheep,

572
00:41:10,194 --> 00:41:13,663
and that a great cause of
the night is lack of the sun;

573
00:41:13,665 --> 00:41:18,634
that he that hath learned
no wit by nature nor art

574
00:41:18,636 --> 00:41:19,701
may complain of good breeding

575
00:41:19,703 --> 00:41:22,340
or comes of a very dull kindred.

576
00:41:24,509 --> 00:41:26,842
Such a one is a
natural philosopher.

577
00:41:26,844 --> 00:41:29,311
Wast ever in court, shepherd?

578
00:41:29,313 --> 00:41:30,281
No, truly.

579
00:41:31,415 --> 00:41:32,982
Why, if thou
never wast at court,

580
00:41:32,984 --> 00:41:36,351
thou never sawest good manners.

581
00:41:36,353 --> 00:41:38,721
Those that are good
manners at the court

582
00:41:38,723 --> 00:41:40,056
are as ridiculous in the country

583
00:41:40,058 --> 00:41:40,989
as the behavior of the country

584
00:41:40,991 --> 00:41:43,726
is most mockable at the court.

585
00:41:43,728 --> 00:41:47,232
God help thee shallow
man, thou art raw.

586
00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:56,909
Sir, I am a true laborer.

587
00:41:58,076 --> 00:42:00,409
I earn that I eat,
get that I wear,

588
00:42:00,411 --> 00:42:02,811
owe no man hate, envy
no man's happiness,

589
00:42:02,813 --> 00:42:06,616
glad of other men's good,
content with my harm,

590
00:42:06,618 --> 00:42:08,284
and the greatest of my pride

591
00:42:08,286 --> 00:42:11,790
is to see my ewes graze
and my lambs suck.

592
00:42:13,157 --> 00:42:17,425
From the east to western
Ind, no jewel is like Rosalind.

593
00:42:17,427 --> 00:42:18,927
Here comes young
Master Ganymede,

594
00:42:18,929 --> 00:42:20,695
my new mistress's brother.

595
00:42:20,697 --> 00:42:22,498
Her worth, being
mounted on the wind,

596
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,733
through all the
world bears Rosalind.

597
00:42:24,735 --> 00:42:28,204
All the pictures fairest lined
are but black to Rosalind.

598
00:42:28,206 --> 00:42:32,775
Let no face be kept in mind
but the fair of Rosalind.

599
00:42:32,777 --> 00:42:35,076
I'll rhyme you so
eight years together.

600
00:42:35,078 --> 00:42:36,378
Out, fool.

601
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:39,618
For a taste: If a
hart do lack a hind

602
00:42:41,185 --> 00:42:44,420
let him seek out
Rosalind.

603
00:42:44,422 --> 00:42:46,859
Winter garments must be lined

604
00:42:47,991 --> 00:42:50,061
so must slender Rosalind.

605
00:42:51,029 --> 00:42:53,532
Sweetest nut hath sourest rind

606
00:42:55,065 --> 00:42:57,002
such a nut is Rosalind.

607
00:42:59,069 --> 00:43:01,639
He that sweetest rose will find

608
00:43:04,409 --> 00:43:07,412
must find love's
prick and Rosalind.

609
00:43:09,614 --> 00:43:10,846
This is the very false
gallop of verses.

610
00:43:10,848 --> 00:43:12,348
Why do you infect
yourself with them?

611
00:43:12,350 --> 00:43:14,550
Peace, you dull fool.

612
00:43:14,552 --> 00:43:16,117
I found them on a tree.

613
00:43:16,119 --> 00:43:19,188
Truly, the tree
yields bad fruit.

614
00:43:19,190 --> 00:43:20,121
Peace.

615
00:43:20,123 --> 00:43:22,460
Here comes my sister reading.

616
00:43:24,996 --> 00:43:27,295
Therefore heaven
nature charged

617
00:43:27,297 --> 00:43:29,098
that one body should be filled

618
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:32,335
with all graces wide-enlarged.

619
00:43:32,337 --> 00:43:37,005
Thus Rosalind of many parts
by heavenly synod was devised,

620
00:43:37,007 --> 00:43:39,442
of many faces, eyes and hearts

621
00:43:39,444 --> 00:43:42,011
to have the touches
dearest prized.

622
00:43:44,147 --> 00:43:46,181
Heaven would that she
these gifts should have,

623
00:43:46,183 --> 00:43:48,853
and I to live and die her slave.

624
00:43:49,953 --> 00:43:51,253
Didst thou hear these verses?

625
00:43:51,255 --> 00:43:52,855
O yes, I heard them all.

626
00:43:52,857 --> 00:43:56,157
For look here what I
found on a palm tree.

627
00:43:56,159 --> 00:43:58,293
Trow you who hath done this?

628
00:43:58,295 --> 00:43:59,795
Is it a man?

629
00:43:59,797 --> 00:44:03,769
And a chain, that you
once wore, about his neck.

630
00:44:07,304 --> 00:44:08,536
Change you color?

631
00:44:08,538 --> 00:44:11,040
Nay, but who is it?

632
00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:12,541
Is it possible?

633
00:44:12,543 --> 00:44:15,411
Nay, I prithee now with
most petitionary vehemence,

634
00:44:15,413 --> 00:44:16,878
tell me who it is.

635
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,748
O wonderful, wonderful,
and most wonderful wonderful,

636
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:23,786
and yet again wonderful, and
after that out of all whooping!

637
00:44:23,788 --> 00:44:26,054
I prithee take the
cork out of thy mouth,

638
00:44:26,056 --> 00:44:28,357
that I may drink thy tidings.

639
00:44:28,359 --> 00:44:31,694
So you may put a
man in your belly.

640
00:44:31,696 --> 00:44:34,096
What manner of man?

641
00:44:34,098 --> 00:44:36,965
It is young Orlando, that
tripped up the wrestler's heels

642
00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:39,770
and your heart
both in an instant.

643
00:44:41,706 --> 00:44:43,773
Nay, but the
devil take mocking.

644
00:44:43,775 --> 00:44:46,041
Speak sad brow and true maid.

645
00:44:46,043 --> 00:44:48,145
In faith, cuz, 'tis he.

646
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,315
Orlando?

647
00:44:51,581 --> 00:44:53,085
Orlando.

648
00:44:57,989 --> 00:45:02,994
Alas the day, what shall I
do with my doublet and hose?

649
00:45:03,927 --> 00:45:05,360
What did he when
thou saw'st him?

650
00:45:05,362 --> 00:45:06,262
What said he?

651
00:45:06,264 --> 00:45:07,596
How looked he?

652
00:45:07,598 --> 00:45:08,730
Wherein went he?

653
00:45:08,732 --> 00:45:10,532
What makes he here?

654
00:45:10,534 --> 00:45:12,467
Did he ask for me?

655
00:45:12,469 --> 00:45:13,302
Where remains he?

656
00:45:13,304 --> 00:45:14,469
How parted he with thee?

657
00:45:14,471 --> 00:45:15,603
And when shalt
thou see him again?

658
00:45:15,605 --> 00:45:17,206
Answer me in one word.

659
00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:20,409
You must borrow me
Gargantua's mouth first.

660
00:45:20,411 --> 00:45:23,478
'Tis a word too great for
any mouth of this age's size.

661
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,081
To say aye and no
to these particulars

662
00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:27,215
is more than to
answer in a catechism.

663
00:45:27,217 --> 00:45:29,784
But doth he know that
I am in this forest

664
00:45:29,786 --> 00:45:31,555
and in man's apparel?

665
00:45:33,090 --> 00:45:36,391
Looks he as freshly as he
did the day he wrestled?

666
00:45:36,393 --> 00:45:38,326
It is as easy to count atomies

667
00:45:38,328 --> 00:45:41,697
as to resolve the
propositions of a lover.

668
00:45:41,699 --> 00:45:44,866
But take a taste
of my finding him,

669
00:45:44,868 --> 00:45:47,805
and relish it with
good observance.

670
00:45:48,973 --> 00:45:52,375
I found him under a tree
like a dropped acorn.

671
00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:54,476
It may well be
called Jove's tree,

672
00:45:54,478 --> 00:45:56,545
when it drops forth such fruit.

673
00:45:56,547 --> 00:45:58,681
Give me audience, good madam.

674
00:45:58,683 --> 00:45:59,518
Proceed.

675
00:46:00,951 --> 00:46:04,453
There lay he, stretched
along like a wounded knight.

676
00:46:04,455 --> 00:46:06,054
Though it be pity
to see such a sight,

677
00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:07,790
it well becomes the ground.

678
00:46:07,792 --> 00:46:09,958
Cry holla to thy
tongue, I prithee.

679
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,964
It curvets unseasonably.

680
00:46:13,163 --> 00:46:14,896
He was furnished like a hunter.

681
00:46:14,898 --> 00:46:15,998
O, ominous!

682
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,699
He comes to kill my heart.

683
00:46:17,701 --> 00:46:19,034
I would sing my
song without a burden.

684
00:46:19,036 --> 00:46:21,070
Thou bring'st me out of tune.

685
00:46:21,072 --> 00:46:23,204
Do you not know I am a woman?

686
00:46:23,206 --> 00:46:25,444
When I think, I must speak.

687
00:46:26,710 --> 00:46:28,710
Sweet, say on.

688
00:46:28,712 --> 00:46:30,281
You bring me out.

689
00:46:31,281 --> 00:46:32,581
'Tis he.

690
00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:34,315
Slink by, and note him.

691
00:46:52,469 --> 00:46:54,904
I thank you for your
company, but, good faith,

692
00:46:54,906 --> 00:46:56,938
I had as lief have
been myself alone.

693
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:59,241
And so had I, but
yet, for fashion sake,

694
00:46:59,243 --> 00:47:00,742
I thank you too
for your society.

695
00:47:00,744 --> 00:47:01,677
God be wi' you.

696
00:47:01,679 --> 00:47:03,311
Let's meet as little as we can.

697
00:47:03,313 --> 00:47:05,713
I do desire we may
be better strangers.

698
00:47:05,715 --> 00:47:08,683
I pray you mar no more trees

699
00:47:08,685 --> 00:47:10,920
with writing love
songs in their barks.

700
00:47:10,922 --> 00:47:12,353
I pray you mar no
more of my verses

701
00:47:12,355 --> 00:47:13,822
with reading them ill-favoredly.

702
00:47:13,824 --> 00:47:15,291
Rosalind is your love's name?

703
00:47:15,293 --> 00:47:16,224
Yes, just.

704
00:47:16,226 --> 00:47:18,427
I do not like her name.

705
00:47:18,429 --> 00:47:19,395
There was no thought
of pleasing you

706
00:47:19,397 --> 00:47:20,663
when she was christened.

707
00:47:20,665 --> 00:47:22,598
What stature is she of?

708
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,532
Just as high as my heart.

709
00:47:24,534 --> 00:47:25,900
You have a nimble wit.

710
00:47:25,902 --> 00:47:27,570
Will you sit down with me?

711
00:47:27,572 --> 00:47:30,773
And we two will rail
against our mistress

712
00:47:30,775 --> 00:47:33,308
the world and all our misery.

713
00:47:33,310 --> 00:47:35,777
I will chide no breather
in the world but myself,

714
00:47:35,779 --> 00:47:37,645
against whom I know most faults.

715
00:47:37,647 --> 00:47:40,282
The worst fault you
have is to be in love.

716
00:47:40,284 --> 00:47:43,384
'Tis a fault I will not
change for your best virtue.

717
00:47:43,386 --> 00:47:45,186
By my troth, I was out

718
00:47:45,188 --> 00:47:47,857
seeking for a fool
when I found you.

719
00:47:47,859 --> 00:47:49,090
He is drowned in the brook.

720
00:47:49,092 --> 00:47:50,291
Look but in, and
you shall see him.

721
00:47:50,293 --> 00:47:53,395
There I shall
see mine own figure.

722
00:47:53,397 --> 00:47:56,364
Which I take to be
either a fool or a cipher.

723
00:47:56,366 --> 00:47:58,134
I'll tarry no longer with you.

724
00:47:58,136 --> 00:48:00,136
Farewell, good Senor Love.

725
00:48:00,138 --> 00:48:03,808
Adieu, good
Monsieur Melancholy.

726
00:48:24,127 --> 00:48:26,695
I will speak to him
like a saucy lackey,

727
00:48:26,697 --> 00:48:29,565
and under that habit
play the knave with him.

728
00:48:29,567 --> 00:48:31,833
Do you hear, forester?

729
00:48:31,835 --> 00:48:33,201
Very well.

730
00:48:33,203 --> 00:48:34,438
What would you?

731
00:48:35,839 --> 00:48:38,641
I pray you, what
is 't o'clock?

732
00:48:38,643 --> 00:48:40,074
You should ask me
what time o' day.

733
00:48:40,076 --> 00:48:42,411
There's no clock in the forest.

734
00:48:42,413 --> 00:48:44,947
Then there is no true
lover in the forest;

735
00:48:44,949 --> 00:48:47,049
else sighing every minute
and groaning every hour

736
00:48:47,051 --> 00:48:51,152
would detect the lazy foot
of time as well as a clock.

737
00:48:51,154 --> 00:48:53,154
And why not the
swift foot of time?

738
00:48:53,156 --> 00:48:54,956
Had not that been as proper?

739
00:48:54,958 --> 00:48:56,592
By no means, sir.

740
00:48:56,594 --> 00:49:00,866
Time travels in diverse
paces with diverse persons.

741
00:49:01,965 --> 00:49:05,333
Where dwell you, pretty youth?

742
00:49:05,335 --> 00:49:07,770
With this shepherdess.

743
00:49:07,772 --> 00:49:11,373
My sister, here in the
skirts of the forest,

744
00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:13,909
like fringe upon a petticoat.

745
00:49:13,911 --> 00:49:15,411
Are you native of this place?

746
00:49:15,413 --> 00:49:19,480
As the cony that you see
dwell where she is kindled.

747
00:49:19,482 --> 00:49:20,983
Your accent is something finer

748
00:49:20,985 --> 00:49:24,253
than you could purchase
in so removed a dwelling.

749
00:49:24,255 --> 00:49:26,758
I have been told so of many:

750
00:49:27,924 --> 00:49:30,992
but indeed an old
religious uncle of mine

751
00:49:30,994 --> 00:49:32,460
taught me to speak.

752
00:49:32,462 --> 00:49:36,764
One that knew courtship too
well, for there he fell in love.

753
00:49:36,766 --> 00:49:39,835
I have heard him read
many lectures against it,

754
00:49:39,837 --> 00:49:42,737
and I thank God
I am not a woman,

755
00:49:42,739 --> 00:49:45,273
to be touched with so
many giddy offenses

756
00:49:45,275 --> 00:49:48,944
as he hath generally taxed
their whole sex withal.

757
00:49:48,946 --> 00:49:51,679
Can you remember any
of the principal evils

758
00:49:51,681 --> 00:49:54,083
that he laid to the
charge of women?

759
00:49:54,085 --> 00:49:55,683
There were none principal.

760
00:49:55,685 --> 00:49:58,387
They were all like one
another as halfpence are,

761
00:49:58,389 --> 00:49:59,887
every one fault
seeming monstrous

762
00:49:59,889 --> 00:50:03,025
'til his fellow fault
came to match it.

763
00:50:03,027 --> 00:50:05,594
I prithee recount
some of them.

764
00:50:05,596 --> 00:50:07,395
No, I will not
cast away my physic

765
00:50:07,397 --> 00:50:08,896
but on those that are sick.

766
00:50:08,898 --> 00:50:11,400
There is a man haunts the forest

767
00:50:11,402 --> 00:50:13,268
that abuses our young plants

768
00:50:13,270 --> 00:50:16,137
with carving Rosalind
on their barks,

769
00:50:16,139 --> 00:50:18,773
hangs odes upon hawthorns
and elegies on brambles,

770
00:50:18,775 --> 00:50:22,777
all forsooth, deifying
the name of Rosalind.

771
00:50:22,779 --> 00:50:25,246
If I could meet
that fancy-monger

772
00:50:25,248 --> 00:50:27,616
I would give him
some good counsel,

773
00:50:27,618 --> 00:50:31,186
for he seems to have the
quotidian of love upon him.

774
00:50:31,188 --> 00:50:33,087
I am he that is
so love-shaked.

775
00:50:33,089 --> 00:50:35,659
I pray you tell me your remedy.

776
00:50:39,462 --> 00:50:42,331
There is none of my
uncle's marks upon you.

777
00:50:42,333 --> 00:50:44,699
He taught me how to
know a man in love,

778
00:50:44,701 --> 00:50:47,770
in which cage of rushes I am
sure you are not prisoner.

779
00:50:47,772 --> 00:50:50,239
What were his marks?

780
00:50:50,241 --> 00:50:53,241
A lean cheek,
which you have not;

781
00:50:53,243 --> 00:50:56,411
a blue eye and sunken,
which you have not;

782
00:50:56,413 --> 00:50:59,014
an unquestionable spirit,
which you have not;

783
00:50:59,016 --> 00:51:01,583
a beard neglected,
which you have not,

784
00:51:01,585 --> 00:51:03,918
but I pardon you for that,
for simply your having

785
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:06,989
in beard is a younger
brother's revenue.

786
00:51:06,991 --> 00:51:10,826
Then your hose should be
ungartered, your bonnet unbanded,

787
00:51:10,828 --> 00:51:12,494
your sleeve unbuttoned,
your shoe untied

788
00:51:12,496 --> 00:51:13,695
and everything about you

789
00:51:13,697 --> 00:51:16,600
demonstrating a
careless desolation.

790
00:51:19,436 --> 00:51:21,036
But you are no such man.

791
00:51:21,038 --> 00:51:24,239
You are rather point-device
in your accoutrements,

792
00:51:24,241 --> 00:51:29,043
as loving yourself than
seeming the lover of any other.

793
00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:30,779
Fair youth,
I would I could make thee

794
00:51:30,781 --> 00:51:31,813
believe I love.

795
00:51:31,815 --> 00:51:33,349
Me believe it!

796
00:51:33,351 --> 00:51:35,650
You may as soon make her
that you love believe it.

797
00:51:35,652 --> 00:51:40,255
But, in good sooth, are you
he that hangs the verses

798
00:51:40,257 --> 00:51:42,657
on the trees, wherein
Rosalind is so admired?

799
00:51:42,659 --> 00:51:43,791
I swear
to thee, youth,

800
00:51:43,793 --> 00:51:46,728
by the white hand of Rosalind,

801
00:51:46,730 --> 00:51:49,566
I am that he, that
unfortunate he.

802
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,369
But are you so much in
love as your rhymes speak?

803
00:51:54,371 --> 00:51:58,273
Neither rhyme nor reason
can express how much.

804
00:51:58,275 --> 00:52:01,210
Love is merely a madness.

805
00:52:01,212 --> 00:52:04,114
Yet I profess curing
it by counsel.

806
00:52:05,215 --> 00:52:06,648
Did you ever cure any so?

807
00:52:06,650 --> 00:52:09,253
Yes, one, and in this manner.

808
00:52:10,654 --> 00:52:14,326
He was to imagine me
his love, his mistress,

809
00:52:18,763 --> 00:52:21,529
and I set him every
day to woo me;

810
00:52:21,531 --> 00:52:24,565
at which time would I,
being but a moonish youth,

811
00:52:24,567 --> 00:52:27,371
grieve, be effeminate,
changeable,

812
00:52:29,206 --> 00:52:33,608
longing and liking, proud,
fantastical, apish, shallow,

813
00:52:33,610 --> 00:52:37,081
inconstant, full of
tears, full of smiles,

814
00:52:38,181 --> 00:52:39,648
for every passion something,

815
00:52:39,650 --> 00:52:42,387
and for no passion
truly anything,

816
00:52:43,487 --> 00:52:45,052
as boys and women are,

817
00:52:45,054 --> 00:52:47,355
for the most part
cattle of this color;

818
00:52:47,357 --> 00:52:52,363
would now like him, now loathe
him, then entertain him,

819
00:52:53,797 --> 00:52:56,864
then forswear him, now weep
for him, then spit at him,

820
00:52:56,866 --> 00:52:59,701
that I drave my suitor
from his mad humor of love

821
00:52:59,703 --> 00:53:01,670
to a living humor of madness,

822
00:53:01,672 --> 00:53:04,440
which was to forswear the
full stream of the world,

823
00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:07,612
and to live in a
nook merely monastic.

824
00:53:08,645 --> 00:53:10,381
And thus I cured him,

825
00:53:13,484 --> 00:53:17,686
and this way will I take
upon me to wash your liver

826
00:53:17,688 --> 00:53:20,755
as clean as a sound
sheep's heart,

827
00:53:20,757 --> 00:53:24,125
that there shall not be
one spot of love in 't.

828
00:53:24,127 --> 00:53:25,761
I would not be cured, youth.

829
00:53:25,763 --> 00:53:30,498
I would cure you, if you
would but call me Rosalind

830
00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:33,904
and come every day to
my cote and woo me.

831
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,440
Now, by the faith
of my love, I will.

832
00:53:38,442 --> 00:53:40,078
Tell me where it is.

833
00:53:43,913 --> 00:53:47,014
Go with me to it,
and I'll show it you;

834
00:53:47,016 --> 00:53:48,016
and by the way you shall tell me

835
00:53:48,018 --> 00:53:50,886
where in the forest you live.

836
00:53:50,888 --> 00:53:52,688
Will you go?

837
00:53:52,690 --> 00:53:54,255
With all my heart, good youth.

838
00:53:54,257 --> 00:53:56,160
Nay, you must call me

839
00:53:59,630 --> 00:54:00,465
Rosalind.

840
00:54:04,368 --> 00:54:06,538
Come, sister, will you go?

841
00:54:12,976 --> 00:54:14,442
And how, Audrey?

842
00:54:14,444 --> 00:54:16,210
Am I the man yet?

843
00:54:16,212 --> 00:54:19,114
Doth my simple
features content you?

844
00:54:19,116 --> 00:54:20,748
Your features,
Lord warrant us!

845
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,284
What features?

846
00:54:22,286 --> 00:54:25,020
I am here with thee, as
the most capricious poet,

847
00:54:25,022 --> 00:54:27,792
honest Ovid, was
among the Goths.

848
00:54:29,793 --> 00:54:32,226
When a man's verses
cannot be understood,

849
00:54:32,228 --> 00:54:34,663
nor a man's good wit seconded
with the forward child,

850
00:54:34,665 --> 00:54:37,199
understanding, it
strikes a man more dead

851
00:54:37,201 --> 00:54:40,472
than a great reckoning
in a little room.

852
00:54:42,339 --> 00:54:44,840
Truly, I would the gods
had made thee poetical.

853
00:54:44,842 --> 00:54:46,708
I do not know
what poetical is.

854
00:54:46,710 --> 00:54:48,610
Is it honest in deed and word?

855
00:54:48,612 --> 00:54:49,844
Is it a true thing?

856
00:54:49,846 --> 00:54:52,484
No, truly, for
the truest poetry

857
00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:55,853
is the most feigning;

858
00:54:56,819 --> 00:54:59,423
and lovers are given to poetry,

859
00:55:01,424 --> 00:55:04,960
and what they swear
in poetry may be said

860
00:55:04,962 --> 00:55:06,965
as lovers they do feign.

861
00:55:08,565 --> 00:55:09,831
Do you wish, then,

862
00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:11,233
that the gods had
made me poetical?

863
00:55:11,235 --> 00:55:15,240
I do, truly, for thou
swear'st to me thou art honest.

864
00:55:16,139 --> 00:55:18,340
Now, if thou wert a poet,

865
00:55:18,342 --> 00:55:21,009
I might have some
hope thou didst feign.

866
00:55:21,011 --> 00:55:22,476
Would you not have me honest?

867
00:55:22,478 --> 00:55:25,984
No, truly, unless
thou wert hardfavored;

868
00:55:27,150 --> 00:55:28,817
for honesty coupled to beauty

869
00:55:28,819 --> 00:55:32,219
is to have honey
a sauce to sugar.

870
00:55:32,221 --> 00:55:33,855
Well, I am not fair,

871
00:55:33,857 --> 00:55:36,692
and therefore I pray
the gods make me honest.

872
00:55:36,694 --> 00:55:40,295
Truly, and to cast away
honesty upon a foul slut

873
00:55:40,297 --> 00:55:42,764
were to put good meat
into an unclean dish.

874
00:55:42,766 --> 00:55:46,934
I am not a slut, though
I thank the gods I am foul.

875
00:55:46,936 --> 00:55:50,538
Well, praised be the
gods for thy foulness;

876
00:55:50,540 --> 00:55:53,210
sluttishness may come hereafter.

877
00:55:56,547 --> 00:55:58,449
But be it as it may be,

878
00:56:01,585 --> 00:56:03,087
I will marry thee.

879
00:56:05,255 --> 00:56:08,123
Is there none here
to give the woman?

880
00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:10,525
Will you be married, motley?

881
00:56:10,527 --> 00:56:14,329
As the ox hath his bow,
sir, the horse his curb,

882
00:56:14,331 --> 00:56:18,503
and the falcon her bells,
so man hath his desires;

883
00:56:19,936 --> 00:56:24,042
and as pigeons bill, so
wedlock would be nibbling.

884
00:56:25,509 --> 00:56:28,076
And will you, being
a man of your breeding,

885
00:56:28,078 --> 00:56:31,947
be married under a
bush like a beggar?

886
00:56:31,949 --> 00:56:34,148
Get you to church,
and have a good priest

887
00:56:34,150 --> 00:56:36,985
that can tell you
what marriage is.

888
00:56:36,987 --> 00:56:38,552
It will be a good
excuse for me hereafter

889
00:56:38,554 --> 00:56:39,957
to leave my wife.

890
00:56:41,558 --> 00:56:45,128
Go thou with me, and
let me counsel thee.

891
00:56:46,063 --> 00:56:48,063
Come, sweet Audrey.

892
00:56:48,065 --> 00:56:51,903
We must be married, or
we must live in bawdry.

893
00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:25,000
Never talk to me.

894
00:57:25,002 --> 00:57:26,233
I will weep.

895
00:57:26,235 --> 00:57:28,302
Do, I prithee, but
yet have the grace

896
00:57:28,304 --> 00:57:31,139
to consider that tears
do not become a man.

897
00:57:31,141 --> 00:57:33,074
But have I not cause to weep?

898
00:57:33,076 --> 00:57:35,409
As good cause as
one would desire.

899
00:57:35,411 --> 00:57:37,344
Therefore weep.

900
00:57:37,346 --> 00:57:40,951
His very hair is of
the dissembling color.

901
00:57:42,351 --> 00:57:45,522
And his kissing is
as full of sanctity

902
00:57:46,456 --> 00:57:49,023
as the touch of holy bread.

903
00:57:49,025 --> 00:57:52,761
The very ice of
chastity is in them.

904
00:57:52,763 --> 00:57:55,096
But why did he say he
would come this morning,

905
00:57:55,098 --> 00:57:56,364
and comes not?

906
00:57:56,366 --> 00:57:58,866
Nay, certainly, there
is no truth in him.

907
00:57:58,868 --> 00:57:59,701
Do you think so?

908
00:57:59,703 --> 00:58:00,538
Yes.

909
00:58:01,839 --> 00:58:04,706
I think he is not a pickpurse
nor a horse-stealer,

910
00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:08,710
but for his verity in love,
I do think him as concave

911
00:58:08,712 --> 00:58:11,413
as a covered goblet
or a worm-eaten nut.

912
00:58:11,415 --> 00:58:12,880
Not true in love?

913
00:58:12,882 --> 00:58:16,384
Yes, when he is in,
but I think he is not in.

914
00:58:16,386 --> 00:58:19,020
You have heard him
swear downright he was.

915
00:58:19,022 --> 00:58:20,357
Was is not is.

916
00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:22,690
Besides, the oath of a lover

917
00:58:22,692 --> 00:58:26,062
is no stronger than
the word of a tapster.

918
00:58:29,132 --> 00:58:32,366
He attends here in the forest
on the Duke your father.

919
00:58:32,368 --> 00:58:33,634
What talk we of fathers

920
00:58:33,636 --> 00:58:36,273
when there is such
a man as Orlando?

921
00:58:38,674 --> 00:58:40,077
Who comes here?

922
00:58:43,179 --> 00:58:47,181
Mistress and master,
you have oft inquired

923
00:58:47,183 --> 00:58:50,152
after the shepherd that
complained of love.

924
00:58:50,154 --> 00:58:53,154
Well, and what of him?

925
00:58:53,156 --> 00:58:55,322
If you will see a
pageant truly played,

926
00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:57,192
between the pale
complexion of true love

927
00:58:57,194 --> 00:59:00,864
and the red glow of
scorn and proud disdain,

928
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,333
go hence a little and
I shall conduct you

929
00:59:05,335 --> 00:59:07,101
if you will mark it.

930
00:59:07,103 --> 00:59:08,536
O come, let us remove.

931
00:59:08,538 --> 00:59:12,706
The sight of lovers
feedeth those in love.

932
00:59:12,708 --> 00:59:14,476
Bring us to this sight,

933
00:59:14,478 --> 00:59:19,150
and you shall say I'll prove
a busy actor in their play.

934
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,527
Sweet Phoebe, do not scorn me.

935
00:59:33,529 --> 00:59:36,130
Say that you love me not,
but say not so in bitterness.

936
00:59:36,132 --> 00:59:37,398
Will you sterner be

937
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,333
than he that dies and
lives by bloody drops?

938
00:59:39,335 --> 00:59:41,203
I would not be
thy executioner.

939
00:59:41,205 --> 00:59:44,672
I fly thee, for I
would not injure thee.

940
00:59:44,674 --> 00:59:47,409
O dear Phoebe, if ever,
as that ever may be near,

941
00:59:47,411 --> 00:59:49,610
you meet in some fresh
cheek the power of fancy,

942
00:59:49,612 --> 00:59:50,978
then shall you know
the wounds invisible

943
00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:52,880
that love's keen arrows make.

944
00:59:52,882 --> 00:59:56,016
But 'til that time
come not thou near me:

945
00:59:56,018 --> 00:59:58,520
and when that time comes,
afflict me with thy mocks,

946
00:59:58,522 --> 01:00:02,927
pity me not, as 'til that
time I shall not pity thee.

947
01:00:04,728 --> 01:00:06,563
And why, I pray you?

948
01:00:08,098 --> 01:00:09,563
Who might be your mother,

949
01:00:09,565 --> 01:00:12,967
that you insult, exult, and
all at once, over the wretched?

950
01:00:12,969 --> 01:00:15,070
What though you have no beauty,

951
01:00:15,072 --> 01:00:17,505
as, by my faith, I
see no more in you

952
01:00:17,507 --> 01:00:21,041
than without candle
may go dark to bed,

953
01:00:21,043 --> 01:00:24,482
must you be therefore
proud and pitiless?

954
01:00:26,482 --> 01:00:28,849
Why, what means this?

955
01:00:28,851 --> 01:00:32,253
Why look you on me?

956
01:00:32,255 --> 01:00:33,487
I see no more in you

957
01:00:33,489 --> 01:00:36,960
than in the ordinary
of nature's sale-work.

958
01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:40,762
'Od's my little life,

959
01:00:40,764 --> 01:00:43,965
I think she means to
tangle my eyes too.

960
01:00:43,967 --> 01:00:48,436
No, faith, proud mistress,
hope not after it.

961
01:00:48,438 --> 01:00:51,806
'Tis not your inky brows,
your black silk hair,

962
01:00:51,808 --> 01:00:54,675
your bugle eyeballs,
nor your cheek of cream,

963
01:00:54,677 --> 01:00:58,281
that can entame my
spirits to your worship.

964
01:00:59,650 --> 01:01:03,617
You foolish shepherd,
wherefore do you follow her,

965
01:01:03,619 --> 01:01:07,221
like foggy south puffing
with wind and rain?

966
01:01:07,223 --> 01:01:11,995
You are a thousand times a
properer man than she a woman.

967
01:01:13,196 --> 01:01:14,695
'Tis such fools as you

968
01:01:14,697 --> 01:01:17,498
that makes the world full
of ill-favored children.

969
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:19,800
But, mistress, know yourself.

970
01:01:19,802 --> 01:01:21,936
Down on your knees
and thank heaven,

971
01:01:21,938 --> 01:01:24,605
fasting, for a good man's love,

972
01:01:24,607 --> 01:01:28,011
for I must tell you
friendly in your ear:

973
01:01:29,212 --> 01:01:33,083
sell when you can; you
are not for all markets.

974
01:01:34,284 --> 01:01:37,922
Cry the man mercy, love
him, take his offer.

975
01:01:39,723 --> 01:01:42,590
Foul is most foul, being
foul to be a scoffer.

976
01:01:42,592 --> 01:01:44,826
So take her to thee, shepherd.

977
01:01:44,828 --> 01:01:46,293
Fare you well.

978
01:01:46,295 --> 01:01:49,663
Sweet youth, I pray you,
chide a year together.

979
01:01:49,665 --> 01:01:53,134
I had rather hear you
chide than this man woo.

980
01:01:53,136 --> 01:01:56,204
He's fall'n in love
with your foulness.

981
01:01:56,206 --> 01:01:58,473
Why look you so upon me?

982
01:01:58,475 --> 01:02:01,009
For no ill will I bear you.

983
01:02:01,011 --> 01:02:03,677
I pray you, do not
fall in love with me,

984
01:02:03,679 --> 01:02:07,282
for I am falser than
vows made in wine.

985
01:02:07,284 --> 01:02:09,016
Besides, I like you not.

986
01:02:09,018 --> 01:02:10,687
Will you go, sister?

987
01:02:15,692 --> 01:02:17,594
Shepherd, ply her hard.

988
01:02:21,565 --> 01:02:26,134
Shepherdess, look on him
better, and be not proud.

989
01:02:26,136 --> 01:02:27,701
Though all the world could see,

990
01:02:27,703 --> 01:02:30,941
none could be so
abused in sight as he.

991
01:02:39,049 --> 01:02:42,650
Dead shepherd, now I
find thy saw of might:

992
01:02:42,652 --> 01:02:44,184
Who ever loved that
loved not at first sight?

993
01:02:44,186 --> 01:02:45,119
Sweet Phoebe.

994
01:02:45,121 --> 01:02:47,021
What sayst thou, Silvius?

995
01:02:47,023 --> 01:02:48,288
Sweet Phoebe, pity me.

996
01:02:48,290 --> 01:02:50,958
Why, I am sorry for
thee, gentle Silvius.

997
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,161
Wherever sorrow
is, relief would be.

998
01:02:53,163 --> 01:02:55,195
If you do sorrow at
my grief in love,

999
01:02:55,197 --> 01:02:56,864
by giving love your
sorrow and my grief

1000
01:02:56,866 --> 01:02:57,699
were both extermined.

1001
01:02:57,701 --> 01:02:59,433
Thou hast my love.

1002
01:02:59,435 --> 01:03:01,201
Is not that neighborly?

1003
01:03:01,203 --> 01:03:02,137
I would have you.

1004
01:03:02,139 --> 01:03:04,575
Why, that were covetousness.

1005
01:03:06,109 --> 01:03:07,875
Silvius, the time was
that I hated thee;

1006
01:03:07,877 --> 01:03:09,444
and yet it is not
that I bear thee love,

1007
01:03:09,446 --> 01:03:11,311
but since that thou canst
talk of love so well,

1008
01:03:11,313 --> 01:03:14,616
thy company, which
erst was irksome to me,

1009
01:03:14,618 --> 01:03:17,955
I will endure, and
I'll employ thee too.

1010
01:03:19,121 --> 01:03:20,454
But do not look for
further recompense

1011
01:03:20,456 --> 01:03:23,891
than thine own gladness
that thou art employed.

1012
01:03:23,893 --> 01:03:25,092
Loose now and then
a scattered smile

1013
01:03:25,094 --> 01:03:27,161
and that I'll live upon.

1014
01:03:27,163 --> 01:03:29,931
Know'st thou the youth
that spoke to me erewhile?

1015
01:03:29,933 --> 01:03:32,400
Not very well, but
I have met him oft,

1016
01:03:32,402 --> 01:03:33,835
and he hath bought the
cottage and the grounds

1017
01:03:33,837 --> 01:03:35,936
that the old carlot
once was master of.

1018
01:03:35,938 --> 01:03:37,605
Think not I love him,
though I ask for him.

1019
01:03:37,607 --> 01:03:39,474
'Tis but a peevish boy.

1020
01:03:39,476 --> 01:03:43,110
Yet he talks well, but
what care I for words?

1021
01:03:43,112 --> 01:03:44,813
Yet words do well when
he that speaks them

1022
01:03:44,815 --> 01:03:46,380
pleases those that hear.

1023
01:03:46,382 --> 01:03:49,884
It is a pretty youth,
not very pretty,

1024
01:03:49,886 --> 01:03:52,286
but sure he's proud and
yet his pride becomes him.

1025
01:03:52,288 --> 01:03:54,355
He'll make a proper man.

1026
01:03:54,357 --> 01:03:56,424
The best thing in him
is his complexion;

1027
01:03:56,426 --> 01:03:58,159
and faster than his
tongue did make offense

1028
01:03:58,161 --> 01:04:00,063
his eye did heal it up.

1029
01:04:01,498 --> 01:04:04,866
There was a pretty
redness in his lip,

1030
01:04:04,868 --> 01:04:06,567
a little riper
and more lusty red

1031
01:04:06,569 --> 01:04:08,902
than that mixed in his cheek.

1032
01:04:08,904 --> 01:04:11,271
There be some women, Silvius,

1033
01:04:11,273 --> 01:04:12,840
had they marked him
in parcels as I did,

1034
01:04:12,842 --> 01:04:14,576
would have gone near to
fall in love with him;

1035
01:04:14,578 --> 01:04:15,913
but for my part,

1036
01:04:17,179 --> 01:04:19,850
I love him not nor hate him not;

1037
01:04:23,219 --> 01:04:27,654
and yet I have more cause to
hate him than to love him.

1038
01:04:27,656 --> 01:04:29,556
I'll write to him a
very taunting letter,

1039
01:04:29,558 --> 01:04:31,525
and thou shalt bear it.

1040
01:04:31,527 --> 01:04:33,761
Wilt thou, Silvius?

1041
01:04:33,763 --> 01:04:35,195
Phoebe, with all my heart.

1042
01:04:35,197 --> 01:04:36,931
I'll write it straight.

1043
01:04:36,933 --> 01:04:38,933
The matter is in my
head and in my heart.

1044
01:04:38,935 --> 01:04:42,505
I will be bitter with
him and passing short.

1045
01:04:46,543 --> 01:04:51,549
Why, how now, Orlando, where
have you been all this while?

1046
01:04:52,148 --> 01:04:52,650
You a lover?

1047
01:04:53,782 --> 01:04:56,217
And you serve me
such another trick,

1048
01:04:56,219 --> 01:04:58,052
never come in my sight more.

1049
01:04:58,054 --> 01:05:02,056
My fair Rosalind, I come
within an hour of my promise.

1050
01:05:02,058 --> 01:05:04,893
Break an hour's
promise in love!

1051
01:05:04,895 --> 01:05:07,561
He that will divide a
minute into a thousand parts

1052
01:05:07,563 --> 01:05:10,465
and break but a part of the
thousand part of a minute

1053
01:05:10,467 --> 01:05:12,366
in the affairs of love,
it may be said of him

1054
01:05:12,368 --> 01:05:14,134
that Cupid hath clapped
him o' th' shoulder,

1055
01:05:14,136 --> 01:05:16,804
but I'll warrant
him heart-whole.

1056
01:05:16,806 --> 01:05:18,338
Pardon me, dear Rosalind.

1057
01:05:18,340 --> 01:05:22,009
Nay, an you be so tardy,
come no more in my sight.

1058
01:05:22,011 --> 01:05:24,878
I had as lief be
wooed of a snail.

1059
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:26,114
A snail?

1060
01:05:26,116 --> 01:05:29,317
Ay, of a snail, for
though he comes slowly,

1061
01:05:29,319 --> 01:05:33,221
he carries his house on his
head, a better jointure,

1062
01:05:33,223 --> 01:05:35,826
I think, than you make a woman.

1063
01:05:40,697 --> 01:05:42,931
Besides he brings
his destiny with him.

1064
01:05:42,933 --> 01:05:43,764
What's that?

1065
01:05:43,766 --> 01:05:45,266
Why, horns.

1066
01:05:45,268 --> 01:05:48,402
Virtue is no hornmaker,
and my Rosalind is virtuous.

1067
01:05:48,404 --> 01:05:50,371
And I am your Rosalind.

1068
01:05:50,373 --> 01:05:51,873
It pleases him to call you so,

1069
01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:55,946
but he hath a Rosalind of
a better leer than you.

1070
01:06:09,159 --> 01:06:11,391
Come, woo me, woo me,

1071
01:06:11,393 --> 01:06:12,994
for now I am in a holiday humor

1072
01:06:12,996 --> 01:06:15,730
and like enough to consent.

1073
01:06:15,732 --> 01:06:17,699
What would you say to me now,

1074
01:06:17,701 --> 01:06:21,034
an I were your
very, very Rosalind?

1075
01:06:21,036 --> 01:06:22,237
I would kiss before I spoke.

1076
01:06:22,239 --> 01:06:24,038
Nay, you were
better speak first,

1077
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,806
and if you were gravel=led
for lack of matter,

1078
01:06:25,808 --> 01:06:28,375
you might take occasion to kiss.

1079
01:06:28,377 --> 01:06:29,643
What if the kiss be denied?

1080
01:06:29,645 --> 01:06:31,045
Then she puts you to entreaty,

1081
01:06:31,047 --> 01:06:32,679
and there begins new matter.

1082
01:06:32,681 --> 01:06:35,215
Who could be out, being
before his beloved mistress?

1083
01:06:35,217 --> 01:06:38,085
Marry, that should you
if I were your mistress,

1084
01:06:38,087 --> 01:06:40,822
or I should think my
honesty ranker than my wit.

1085
01:06:40,824 --> 01:06:43,224
What, of my suit?

1086
01:06:43,226 --> 01:06:47,565
Not out of your apparel,
and yet out of your suit.

1087
01:06:50,132 --> 01:06:52,069
Am not I your Rosalind?

1088
01:06:54,170 --> 01:06:55,402
I take some joy to say you are

1089
01:06:55,404 --> 01:06:58,405
because I would
be talking of her.

1090
01:06:58,407 --> 01:07:01,808
Well, in her person
I say I will not have you.

1091
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:04,311
Then, in mine
own person I die.

1092
01:07:04,313 --> 01:07:06,547
No, faith, die by attorney.

1093
01:07:06,549 --> 01:07:09,717
Men have died from time to
time, and worms have eaten them,

1094
01:07:09,719 --> 01:07:11,121
but not for love.

1095
01:07:12,855 --> 01:07:14,087
I would not have my right
Rosalind of this mind,

1096
01:07:14,089 --> 01:07:17,227
for I protest, her
frown might kill me.

1097
01:07:18,627 --> 01:07:21,898
By this hand, it
will not kill a fly.

1098
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:27,000
But come, now I will
be your Rosalind

1099
01:07:27,002 --> 01:07:31,139
in a more coming-on disposition,
and ask me what you will.

1100
01:07:31,141 --> 01:07:32,607
I will grant it.

1101
01:07:32,609 --> 01:07:34,708
Then
love me, Rosalind.

1102
01:07:34,710 --> 01:07:36,446
Yes, faith, will I,

1103
01:07:37,781 --> 01:07:40,250
Fridays and Saturdays and all.

1104
01:07:41,217 --> 01:07:42,616
Wilt thou have me?

1105
01:07:42,618 --> 01:07:44,120
Ay, and 20 such.

1106
01:07:46,288 --> 01:07:47,855
What sayest thou?

1107
01:07:47,857 --> 01:07:49,523
Are you not good?

1108
01:07:49,525 --> 01:07:51,125
I hope so.

1109
01:07:51,127 --> 01:07:55,465
Why then, can one desire
too much of a good thing?

1110
01:07:56,965 --> 01:08:01,371
Come, sister, you shall
be the priest and marry us.

1111
01:08:09,578 --> 01:08:11,848
Give me your hand, Orlando.

1112
01:08:17,087 --> 01:08:18,753
What do you say, sister?

1113
01:08:18,755 --> 01:08:20,154
Pray thee marry us.

1114
01:08:20,156 --> 01:08:22,357
I cannot say the words.

1115
01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:24,192
You must begin
will you, Orlando.

1116
01:08:24,194 --> 01:08:25,029
Go to.

1117
01:08:26,763 --> 01:08:30,398
Will you, Orlando, have
to wife this Rosalind?

1118
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:31,366
I will.

1119
01:08:31,368 --> 01:08:33,000
Ay, but when?

1120
01:08:33,002 --> 01:08:35,302
Why now, as fast
as she can marry us.

1121
01:08:35,304 --> 01:08:39,643
Then you must say I take
thee, Rosalind, for wife.

1122
01:08:44,413 --> 01:08:47,250
I take thee,
Rosalind, for wife.

1123
01:08:49,986 --> 01:08:51,385
I might ask you
for your commission,

1124
01:08:51,387 --> 01:08:55,058
but I do take thee,
Orlando, for my husband.

1125
01:08:58,261 --> 01:09:00,528
But will
my Rosalind do so?

1126
01:09:00,530 --> 01:09:03,367
By my life, she
will do as I do.

1127
01:09:06,268 --> 01:09:09,670
These two hours,
Rosalind, I will leave thee.

1128
01:09:09,672 --> 01:09:12,073
Alas, dear love, I
cannot lack thee two hours.

1129
01:09:12,075 --> 01:09:13,608
I must attend
the duke at dinner.

1130
01:09:13,610 --> 01:09:15,877
By two o'clock I will
be with thee again.

1131
01:09:15,879 --> 01:09:18,649
Ay, go your
ways, go your ways.

1132
01:09:20,917 --> 01:09:22,350
I knew what you would prove.

1133
01:09:22,352 --> 01:09:26,019
My friends told me as much,
and I thought no less.

1134
01:09:26,021 --> 01:09:29,556
That flattering tongue
of yours won me.

1135
01:09:29,558 --> 01:09:33,230
'Tis but one cast away,
and so, come, death.

1136
01:09:35,798 --> 01:09:37,364
Two o'clock is your hour?

1137
01:09:37,366 --> 01:09:39,136
Ay, sweet Rosalind.

1138
01:09:41,170 --> 01:09:43,304
By my troth, and
in good earnest,

1139
01:09:43,306 --> 01:09:45,806
if you break one
jot of your promise

1140
01:09:45,808 --> 01:09:47,574
or come one minute
behind your hour,

1141
01:09:47,576 --> 01:09:51,144
I will think you the most
pathetical break-promise,

1142
01:09:51,146 --> 01:09:53,146
and the most hollow lover,

1143
01:09:53,148 --> 01:09:56,082
and the most unworthy
of her you call Rosalind

1144
01:09:56,084 --> 01:09:59,921
that may be chosen out of the
gross band of the unfaithful.

1145
01:09:59,923 --> 01:10:04,094
Therefore beware my censure
and keep your promise.

1146
01:10:05,628 --> 01:10:06,860
With no less religion

1147
01:10:06,862 --> 01:10:09,896
than if thou wert
indeed my Rosalind.

1148
01:10:09,898 --> 01:10:10,734
So, adieu.

1149
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,202
Well, time is the old justice

1150
01:10:14,204 --> 01:10:19,209
that examines all such
offenders, and let time try.

1151
01:10:19,676 --> 01:10:20,076
Adieu.

1152
01:11:03,386 --> 01:11:05,789
Is it not past two o'clock?

1153
01:11:15,999 --> 01:11:17,835
And here much Orlando.

1154
01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:21,635
I warrant you, with pure
love and troubled brain

1155
01:11:21,637 --> 01:11:26,609
he hath ta'en his bow and arrows
and is gone forth to sleep.

1156
01:11:34,683 --> 01:11:36,716
My errand is to
you, fair youth.

1157
01:11:36,718 --> 01:11:40,086
My gentle Phoebe did
bid me give you this.

1158
01:11:40,088 --> 01:11:41,454
I know not the contents,

1159
01:11:41,456 --> 01:11:42,924
but as I guess by the stern brow

1160
01:11:42,926 --> 01:11:44,524
and waspish action
which she did use

1161
01:11:44,526 --> 01:11:48,296
as she was writing of it,
it bears an angry tenor.

1162
01:11:48,298 --> 01:11:49,462
Pardon me.

1163
01:11:49,464 --> 01:11:52,699
I am but as a
guiltless messenger.

1164
01:11:52,701 --> 01:11:54,534
Patience herself would
startle at this letter

1165
01:11:54,536 --> 01:11:56,903
and play the swaggerer.

1166
01:11:56,905 --> 01:11:59,407
Bear this, bear all.

1167
01:11:59,409 --> 01:12:03,109
She says I am not fair,
that I lack manners.

1168
01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:06,113
She calls me proud, and
that she could not love me

1169
01:12:06,115 --> 01:12:09,283
were man as rare as phoenix.

1170
01:12:09,285 --> 01:12:11,752
'Od's my will, her love is
not the hare that I do hunt.

1171
01:12:11,754 --> 01:12:13,820
Why writes she so to me?

1172
01:12:13,822 --> 01:12:16,756
'Tis a boisterous
and a cruel style.

1173
01:12:16,758 --> 01:12:18,426
Will you hear the letter?

1174
01:12:18,428 --> 01:12:20,528
So please you, for
I never heard it yet,

1175
01:12:20,530 --> 01:12:23,930
yet heard too much
of Phoebe's cruelty.

1176
01:12:23,932 --> 01:12:25,733
Mark how the tyrant writes.

1177
01:12:25,735 --> 01:12:27,868
"Art thou god to
shepherd turned,

1178
01:12:27,870 --> 01:12:30,537
"that a maiden's
heart hath burned?

1179
01:12:30,539 --> 01:12:32,607
"If the scorn of your
bright eyne have power

1180
01:12:32,609 --> 01:12:34,708
"to raise such love
in mine, alack,

1181
01:12:34,710 --> 01:12:38,412
"in me what strange effect
would they work in mild aspect?"

1182
01:12:38,414 --> 01:12:40,314
Did you ever hear such railing?

1183
01:12:40,316 --> 01:12:41,948
Call you this railing?

1184
01:12:41,950 --> 01:12:44,085
Alas, poor shepherd.

1185
01:12:44,087 --> 01:12:45,653
Do you pity him?

1186
01:12:45,655 --> 01:12:47,657
No, he deserves no pity.

1187
01:12:49,292 --> 01:12:51,628
Wilt thou love such a woman?

1188
01:12:53,195 --> 01:12:54,929
Well, go your way to her,

1189
01:12:54,931 --> 01:12:58,399
for I see love hath
made thee a tame snake,

1190
01:12:58,401 --> 01:13:00,801
and say this to her:
that if she love me,

1191
01:13:00,803 --> 01:13:34,520
I charge her to love
thee; if she will not,

1192
01:13:34,522 --> 01:13:37,725
I will never have her
unless thou entreat for her.

1193
01:13:39,361 --> 01:13:43,063
If you be a true lover,
hence, and not a word,

1194
01:13:43,065 --> 01:13:45,402
for here comes more company.

1195
01:13:53,875 --> 01:13:56,710
Good morrow, fair ones.

1196
01:13:56,712 --> 01:13:58,077
If that an eye may
profit by a tongue,

1197
01:13:58,079 --> 01:14:00,713
then should I know
you by description,

1198
01:14:00,715 --> 01:14:03,917
such garments, and such years.

1199
01:14:03,919 --> 01:14:06,019
"The boy is fair,
of female favor,

1200
01:14:06,021 --> 01:14:09,189
"and bestows himself
like a ripe sister;

1201
01:14:09,191 --> 01:14:13,327
"the woman low and
browner than her brother."

1202
01:14:13,329 --> 01:14:14,827
Orlando doth commend
him to you both,

1203
01:14:14,829 --> 01:14:18,100
and to that youth he
calls his Rosalind

1204
01:14:19,936 --> 01:14:22,272
he sends this bloody napkin.

1205
01:14:23,838 --> 01:14:24,740
Are you he?

1206
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:26,676
I am.

1207
01:14:28,576 --> 01:14:31,248
What must we understand by this?

1208
01:14:33,182 --> 01:14:36,686
Some of my shame,
if you will know of me

1209
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:41,255
what man I am, and how, and why,

1210
01:14:41,257 --> 01:14:43,991
and where this
handkercher was stained.

1211
01:14:43,993 --> 01:14:45,829
I pray you, tell it.

1212
01:14:48,763 --> 01:14:51,564
When last the young
Orlando parted from you

1213
01:14:51,566 --> 01:14:55,536
he left a promise to return
again within an hour,

1214
01:14:55,538 --> 01:14:57,070
and pacing through the forest,

1215
01:14:57,072 --> 01:15:01,610
chewing the food of sweet and
bitter fancy, lo, what befell.

1216
01:15:02,678 --> 01:15:05,115
Now, sir, what make you here?

1217
01:15:14,789 --> 01:15:18,091
It was his brother,
his elder brother.

1218
01:15:18,093 --> 01:15:20,159
A most wicked Sir Oliver.

1219
01:15:20,161 --> 01:15:25,168
O, I have heard
him speak of that same brother,

1220
01:15:26,201 --> 01:15:27,368
and he did render him

1221
01:15:27,370 --> 01:15:30,804
the most unnatural
that lived amongst men.

1222
01:15:30,806 --> 01:15:32,038
And
well he might so do

1223
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:35,141
for well I know
he was unnatural.

1224
01:15:35,143 --> 01:15:36,609
Are you his brother?

1225
01:15:36,611 --> 01:15:39,012
Was't you that did so
oft contrive to kill him?

1226
01:15:39,014 --> 01:15:41,183
'Twas I, but 'tis not I.

1227
01:15:42,985 --> 01:15:44,518
I do not shame to
tell you what I was,

1228
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:49,159
since my conversion so sweetly
tastes, being the thing I am.

1229
01:16:01,169 --> 01:16:04,074
For
the bloody napkin?

1230
01:16:05,907 --> 01:16:09,475
The gilded snake had
torn some flesh away,

1231
01:16:09,477 --> 01:16:12,479
and after some small space,
being strong at heart,

1232
01:16:12,481 --> 01:16:17,487
he sent me hither, stranger
as I am, to tell this story,

1233
01:16:18,654 --> 01:16:21,521
that you might excuse
his broken promise,

1234
01:16:21,523 --> 01:16:23,489
and to give this napkin
dyed in his blood

1235
01:16:23,491 --> 01:16:24,690
unto the shepherd youth

1236
01:16:24,692 --> 01:16:27,663
that he in sport doth
call his Rosalind.

1237
01:16:29,531 --> 01:16:32,265
Why, how now,
Ganymede, sweet Ganymede.

1238
01:16:32,267 --> 01:16:33,934
Many will swoon when
they do look on blood.

1239
01:16:33,936 --> 01:16:35,135
There is more in it.

1240
01:16:35,137 --> 01:16:36,473
Cousin Ganymede.

1241
01:16:37,338 --> 01:16:39,172
Look, he recovers.

1242
01:16:39,174 --> 01:16:42,745
I pray you, will you
take him by the arm?

1243
01:17:17,579 --> 01:17:20,079
Be of good cheer, youth.

1244
01:17:20,081 --> 01:17:20,917
You a man?

1245
01:17:21,917 --> 01:17:23,617
You lack a man's heart.

1246
01:17:23,619 --> 01:17:25,621
I do so, I confess it.

1247
01:17:28,490 --> 01:17:33,328
Ah, sirrah, a body would think
this was wellcounterfeited.

1248
01:17:34,730 --> 01:17:38,832
I pray you, tell your brother
how well I counterfeited.

1249
01:17:38,834 --> 01:17:39,669
Heigh-ho.

1250
01:17:42,137 --> 01:17:44,904
This was not counterfeit.

1251
01:17:44,906 --> 01:17:46,573
There is too great
testimony in your complexion

1252
01:17:46,575 --> 01:17:49,810
that it was a
passion of earnest.

1253
01:17:49,812 --> 01:17:52,148
Counterfeit, I assure you.

1254
01:17:56,285 --> 01:18:01,291
Well then, take a good heart
and counterfeit to be a man.

1255
01:18:02,023 --> 01:18:03,793
So I do; but i' faith,

1256
01:18:05,527 --> 01:18:08,761
I should have been
a woman by right.

1257
01:18:21,343 --> 01:18:24,110
We shall find a time, Audrey.

1258
01:18:24,112 --> 01:18:26,813
Patience, gentle Audrey.

1259
01:18:26,815 --> 01:18:29,550
But, Audrey, there is a youth

1260
01:18:29,552 --> 01:18:31,818
here in the forest
lays claim to you.

1261
01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:33,186
Ay, I know who 'tis.

1262
01:18:33,188 --> 01:18:36,890
He hath no interest
in me in the world.

1263
01:18:36,892 --> 01:18:38,958
Here's the man you mean.

1264
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:43,130
It is meat and drink
to me to see a clown.

1265
01:18:43,132 --> 01:18:47,434
By my troth, we that have good
wits have much to answer for.

1266
01:18:47,436 --> 01:18:48,467
We shall be flouting.

1267
01:18:48,469 --> 01:18:49,869
We cannot hold.

1268
01:18:49,871 --> 01:18:51,070
Good ev'n, Audrey.

1269
01:18:51,072 --> 01:18:53,073
God gi' good ev'n, William.

1270
01:18:53,075 --> 01:18:54,975
And good ev'n to you, sir.

1271
01:18:54,977 --> 01:18:56,842
Good ev'n, gentle friend.

1272
01:18:56,844 --> 01:18:58,679
Cover thy head, cover thy head.

1273
01:18:58,681 --> 01:19:00,782
Nay, prithee, be covered.

1274
01:19:01,816 --> 01:19:03,082
How old are you, friend?

1275
01:19:03,084 --> 01:19:05,051
Five and 20 sir.

1276
01:19:05,053 --> 01:19:06,121
A ripe age.

1277
01:19:07,455 --> 01:19:08,588
Is thy name William?

1278
01:19:08,590 --> 01:19:09,957
William, sir.

1279
01:19:09,959 --> 01:19:11,190
A fair name.

1280
01:19:11,192 --> 01:19:12,725
Wast born in th' forest here?

1281
01:19:12,727 --> 01:19:16,965
Ay, sir, I thank
God.

1282
01:19:18,534 --> 01:19:20,100
"Thank God."

1283
01:19:20,102 --> 01:19:21,702
Good answer.

1284
01:19:21,704 --> 01:19:23,103
Art rich?

1285
01:19:23,105 --> 01:19:25,605
'Faith, sir, so-so.

1286
01:19:25,607 --> 01:19:30,543
"So-so" is good, very
good, very excellent good.

1287
01:19:30,545 --> 01:19:33,449
And yet it is not:
it is but so-so.

1288
01:19:35,217 --> 01:19:36,449
Art thou wise?

1289
01:19:36,451 --> 01:19:40,487
Ay, sir, I have a
pretty wit.

1290
01:19:40,489 --> 01:19:42,491
Why, thou sayest well.

1291
01:19:43,359 --> 01:19:45,292
I do now remember a saying:

1292
01:19:45,294 --> 01:19:47,661
The fool doth think he is wise,

1293
01:19:47,663 --> 01:19:51,465
but the wise man knows
himself to be a fool.

1294
01:19:51,467 --> 01:19:52,698
You do love this maid?

1295
01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:53,634
I do, sir.

1296
01:19:53,636 --> 01:19:54,734
Art thou learned?

1297
01:19:54,736 --> 01:19:56,269
No, sir.

1298
01:19:56,271 --> 01:20:00,008
- Then learn this of
me: to have, is to have.

1299
01:20:02,745 --> 01:20:05,479
For it is a figure in
rhetoric that drink,

1300
01:20:05,481 --> 01:20:07,648
being poured out of
a cup into a glass,

1301
01:20:07,650 --> 01:20:10,954
by filling the one
doth empty the other.

1302
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:15,354
For all your writers do
consent that ipse is he.

1303
01:20:15,356 --> 01:20:18,292
Now, you are not
ipse, for I am he.

1304
01:20:18,294 --> 01:20:19,626
Which he, sir?

1305
01:20:19,628 --> 01:20:22,799
He, sir, that must
marry this woman.

1306
01:20:25,267 --> 01:20:30,106
Therefore, you clown, abandon
which is in the vulgar leave

1307
01:20:31,307 --> 01:20:34,440
the society which in
the boorish is company

1308
01:20:34,442 --> 01:20:38,114
of this female which
in the common is woman;

1309
01:20:40,115 --> 01:20:43,850
which together is, abandon
the society of this female,

1310
01:20:43,852 --> 01:20:46,853
or, clown, thou perishest;

1311
01:20:46,855 --> 01:20:50,090
or, to thy better
understanding, diest;

1312
01:20:50,092 --> 01:20:52,693
or, to wit, I kill thee,

1313
01:20:52,695 --> 01:20:55,862
make thee away, translate
thy life into death,

1314
01:20:55,864 --> 01:20:57,933
thy liberty into bondage.

1315
01:21:00,535 --> 01:21:03,202
I will deal in poison with thee,

1316
01:21:03,204 --> 01:21:06,105
or in bastinado, or in steel.

1317
01:21:06,107 --> 01:21:08,475
I will bandy with
thee in faction.

1318
01:21:08,477 --> 01:21:10,609
I will overrun thee with policy.

1319
01:21:10,611 --> 01:21:12,781
I will kill thee 150 ways.

1320
01:21:14,148 --> 01:21:16,850
Therefore tremble and depart.

1321
01:21:16,852 --> 01:21:19,252
Do, good William.

1322
01:21:19,254 --> 01:21:21,424
God rest you merry, sir.

1323
01:21:29,964 --> 01:21:31,331
Is't possible that on
so little acquaintance

1324
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,500
you should like her?

1325
01:21:33,502 --> 01:21:35,902
That but seeing you
should love her?

1326
01:21:35,904 --> 01:21:37,104
And loving woo?

1327
01:21:37,106 --> 01:21:39,238
And, wooing, she should grant?

1328
01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:42,408
And will you persever
to enjoy her?

1329
01:21:42,410 --> 01:21:44,778
Neither call the
giddiness of it in question,

1330
01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:47,381
the poverty of her,
the small acquaintance,

1331
01:21:47,383 --> 01:21:50,583
my sudden wooing, nor
her sudden consenting,

1332
01:21:50,585 --> 01:21:53,056
but say with me I love Aliena;

1333
01:21:56,057 --> 01:21:58,627
say with her that she loves me;

1334
01:22:00,228 --> 01:22:03,195
consent with both that
we may enjoy each other.

1335
01:22:03,197 --> 01:22:05,599
It shall be to your good,
for my father's house

1336
01:22:05,601 --> 01:22:07,934
and all the revenue that
was old Sir Rowland's

1337
01:22:07,936 --> 01:22:09,806
will I estate upon you,

1338
01:22:10,972 --> 01:22:13,575
and here live and
die a shepherd.

1339
01:22:17,745 --> 01:22:19,512
Let your wedding be tomorrow.

1340
01:22:19,514 --> 01:22:20,613
Thither will I invite the Duke

1341
01:22:20,615 --> 01:22:23,483
and all's contented followers.

1342
01:22:23,485 --> 01:22:24,717
Go you and prepare Aliena,

1343
01:22:24,719 --> 01:22:27,490
for, look you, here
comes my Rosalind.

1344
01:22:34,429 --> 01:22:36,762
God save you, brother.

1345
01:22:36,764 --> 01:22:38,700
And you, fair sister.

1346
01:22:47,709 --> 01:22:51,310
O my dear Orlando,
how it grieves me

1347
01:22:51,312 --> 01:22:54,484
to see thee wear thy
heart in a scarf.

1348
01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:56,985
It is my arm.

1349
01:22:58,687 --> 01:23:01,086
I thought thy heart
had been wounded.

1350
01:23:01,088 --> 01:23:04,459
Wounded it is, with
the eyes of a lady.

1351
01:23:08,262 --> 01:23:10,162
Did your brother tell
you how I counterfeited

1352
01:23:10,164 --> 01:23:12,599
to swoon when he showed
me your handkercher?

1353
01:23:12,601 --> 01:23:14,900
Ay, and greater
wonders than that.

1354
01:23:14,902 --> 01:23:16,769
Nay, 'tis true.

1355
01:23:16,771 --> 01:23:18,337
There was never
any thing so sudden

1356
01:23:18,339 --> 01:23:22,274
but the fight of two rams
and Caesar's thrasonical brag

1357
01:23:22,276 --> 01:23:25,010
of "I came, saw, and overcame."

1358
01:23:25,012 --> 01:23:27,881
For your brother and
my sister no sooner met

1359
01:23:27,883 --> 01:23:32,284
but they looked, no sooner
looked but they loved,

1360
01:23:32,286 --> 01:23:34,421
no sooner loved but they sighed,

1361
01:23:34,423 --> 01:23:38,225
no sooner sighed but they
asked one another the reason,

1362
01:23:38,227 --> 01:23:42,362
no sooner knew the reason
but they sought the remedy.

1363
01:23:42,364 --> 01:23:47,370
They are in the very wrath of
love, and they will together.

1364
01:23:48,102 --> 01:23:49,336
Clubs cannot part them.

1365
01:23:49,338 --> 01:23:51,706
They shall be
married tomorrow.

1366
01:23:53,674 --> 01:23:55,876
But O, how bitter a thing
it is to look into happiness

1367
01:23:55,878 --> 01:23:58,147
through another man's eyes.

1368
01:23:59,580 --> 01:24:00,980
By so much the more
shall I tomorrow

1369
01:24:00,982 --> 01:24:02,616
be at the height
of heart-heaviness

1370
01:24:02,618 --> 01:24:04,184
by how much I shall
think my brother happy

1371
01:24:04,186 --> 01:24:06,589
in having what he wishes for.

1372
01:24:08,089 --> 01:24:10,457
Why then, tomorrow I cannot
serve your turn for Rosalind?

1373
01:24:10,459 --> 01:24:13,329
I can live no
longer by thinking.

1374
01:24:15,329 --> 01:24:19,668
I will weary you then no
longer with idle talking.

1375
01:24:20,936 --> 01:24:25,171
Know of me then, for now
I speak to some purpose,

1376
01:24:25,173 --> 01:24:29,141
that I know you are a
gentleman of good conceit.

1377
01:24:29,143 --> 01:24:31,344
If you do love Rosalind
so near the heart

1378
01:24:31,346 --> 01:24:34,447
as your gesture cries it out,

1379
01:24:34,449 --> 01:24:39,152
when your brother marries
Aliena shall you marry her.

1380
01:24:39,154 --> 01:24:41,854
I know into what straits
of fortune she is driven,

1381
01:24:41,856 --> 01:24:44,056
and it is not impossible to me,

1382
01:24:44,058 --> 01:24:47,128
if it appear not
inconvenient to you,

1383
01:24:48,563 --> 01:24:51,665
to set her before your eyes
tomorrow, human as she is.

1384
01:24:51,667 --> 01:24:53,567
Speak'st thou
in sober meanings?

1385
01:24:53,569 --> 01:24:55,071
By my life I do.

1386
01:24:59,540 --> 01:25:04,547
Therefore, put you in your
best array, bid your friends;

1387
01:25:05,914 --> 01:25:09,215
for if you will be married
tomorrow, you shall,

1388
01:25:09,217 --> 01:25:11,554
and to Rosalind, if you will.

1389
01:25:16,624 --> 01:25:21,062
Look, here comes a lover of
mine and a lover of hers.

1390
01:25:27,369 --> 01:25:29,802
Youth, you have done
me much ungentleness

1391
01:25:29,804 --> 01:25:31,136
to show the letter
that I writ to you.

1392
01:25:31,138 --> 01:25:32,872
I care not if I have.

1393
01:25:32,874 --> 01:25:36,208
It is my study to seem
despiteful and ungentle to you.

1394
01:25:36,210 --> 01:25:38,877
You are there followed
by a faithful shepherd.

1395
01:25:38,879 --> 01:25:42,448
Look upon him, love
him; he worships you.

1396
01:25:42,450 --> 01:25:46,786
Good shepherd, tell this
youth what 'tis to love.

1397
01:25:46,788 --> 01:25:50,023
It is to be all made
of sighs and tears,

1398
01:25:50,025 --> 01:25:51,190
and so am I for Phoebe.

1399
01:25:51,192 --> 01:25:52,225
And I for Ganymede.

1400
01:25:52,227 --> 01:25:53,059
And I for Rosalind.

1401
01:25:53,061 --> 01:25:54,860
And I for no woman.

1402
01:25:54,862 --> 01:25:57,663
It is to be all made
of faith and service,

1403
01:25:57,665 --> 01:25:58,832
and so am I for Phoebe.

1404
01:25:58,834 --> 01:25:59,799
And I for Ganymede.

1405
01:25:59,801 --> 01:26:00,667
And I for Rosalind.

1406
01:26:00,669 --> 01:26:02,469
And I for no woman.

1407
01:26:02,471 --> 01:26:03,769
It is to be all
made of fantasy,

1408
01:26:03,771 --> 01:26:07,342
all made of passion
and all made of wishes,

1409
01:26:08,477 --> 01:26:11,280
all adoration, duty,
and observance,

1410
01:26:13,682 --> 01:26:17,751
all humbleness, all
patience and impatience,

1411
01:26:17,753 --> 01:26:21,090
all purity, all trial
and all obedience.

1412
01:26:22,324 --> 01:26:23,657
And so am I for Phoebe.

1413
01:26:23,659 --> 01:26:25,091
And so am I for Ganymede.

1414
01:26:25,093 --> 01:26:26,359
And so
am I for Rosalind.

1415
01:26:26,361 --> 01:26:28,528
And so
am I for no woman.

1416
01:26:28,530 --> 01:26:30,229
If this be so, why
blame you me to love you?

1417
01:26:30,231 --> 01:26:31,665
If this be so, why
blame you me to love you?

1418
01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:33,099
If this be so, why
blame you me to love you?

1419
01:26:33,101 --> 01:26:34,033
Why
do you speak too,

1420
01:26:34,035 --> 01:26:35,234
why blame you me to love you?

1421
01:26:35,236 --> 01:26:39,372
To her that is not
here, nor doth not hear.

1422
01:26:39,374 --> 01:26:41,174
Pray you, no more of this.

1423
01:26:41,176 --> 01:26:45,679
'Tis like the howling of
Irish wolves against the moon.

1424
01:26:45,681 --> 01:26:48,614
I will help you, if I can.

1425
01:26:48,616 --> 01:26:51,020
I would love you, if I could.

1426
01:26:52,286 --> 01:26:55,121
Tomorrow meet me all together.

1427
01:26:55,123 --> 01:26:57,290
I will marry you, if
ever I marry woman,

1428
01:26:57,292 --> 01:26:59,091
and I'll be married tomorrow.

1429
01:26:59,093 --> 01:27:01,994
I will satisfy you,
if ever I satisfy man,

1430
01:27:01,996 --> 01:27:04,430
and you shall be
married tomorrow.

1431
01:27:04,432 --> 01:27:07,132
I will content you, if what
pleases you contents you,

1432
01:27:07,134 --> 01:27:09,536
and you shall be
married tomorrow.

1433
01:27:09,538 --> 01:27:11,203
As you love Rosalind, meet.

1434
01:27:11,205 --> 01:27:12,706
As you love Phoebe, meet.

1435
01:27:12,708 --> 01:27:15,544
And as I love no
woman, I'll meet.

1436
01:27:17,279 --> 01:27:18,211
So fare you well.

1437
01:27:18,213 --> 01:27:20,380
I have left you commands.

1438
01:27:20,382 --> 01:27:21,780
I'll not fail, if I live.

1439
01:27:21,782 --> 01:27:22,614
Nor I.

1440
01:27:22,616 --> 01:27:23,451
Nor I.

1441
01:27:30,926 --> 01:27:33,292
It is 10:00 o'clock.

1442
01:27:33,294 --> 01:27:36,162
Tomorrow will I be married.

1443
01:27:36,164 --> 01:27:39,101
Thus may we see
how the world wags.

1444
01:27:40,435 --> 01:27:43,269
'Tis but an hour ago
since it was nine,

1445
01:27:43,271 --> 01:27:47,006
and after one hour
more 'twill be 11.

1446
01:27:47,008 --> 01:27:50,679
And so, from hour to
hour, we ripe and ripe,

1447
01:27:52,748 --> 01:27:56,419
and then, from hour to
hour, we rot and rot.

1448
01:28:18,072 --> 01:28:23,079
♪ It was a lover and his
lass, with a hey, and a ho ♪

1449
01:28:24,545 --> 01:28:29,150
♪ And a hey-nonny-no, that
life was but a flower ♪

1450
01:28:30,685 --> 01:28:35,691
♪ And therefore take the present
time, with a hey, and a ho ♪

1451
01:28:37,159 --> 01:28:41,563
♪ And a hey-nonny-no, for love
is crowned with the prime ♪

1452
01:28:42,329 --> 01:28:47,302
♪ In springtime ♪

1453
01:28:49,570 --> 01:28:54,576
♪ The only pretty ring
time, when birds do sing ♪

1454
01:28:55,343 --> 01:28:56,876
♪ Hey ding a ding ♪

1455
01:28:56,878 --> 01:29:01,884
♪ Sweet lovers love the spring ♪

1456
01:29:03,351 --> 01:29:06,922
♪ The only pretty ring
time, when birds do sing ♪

1457
01:29:07,688 --> 01:29:09,189
♪ Hey ding a ding ♪

1458
01:29:09,191 --> 01:29:13,028
♪ Sweet lovers love the spring ♪

1459
01:29:23,370 --> 01:29:26,038
Here comes a pair a pair
of very strange beasts,

1460
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:29,509
in which all tongues
are called fools.

1461
01:29:29,511 --> 01:29:32,878
Good my lord, this is the
motleyminded gentleman

1462
01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:35,047
I have so often
met in the forest.

1463
01:29:35,049 --> 01:29:38,217
He hath been a
courtier, he swears.

1464
01:29:38,219 --> 01:29:42,654
If any man doubt that, let
him put me to my purgation.

1465
01:29:42,656 --> 01:29:44,323
I've trod a measure.

1466
01:29:44,325 --> 01:29:46,192
I have flattered a lady.

1467
01:29:46,194 --> 01:29:49,528
I have been politic with my
friend, smooth with mine enemy.

1468
01:29:49,530 --> 01:29:51,096
I have undone three tailors.

1469
01:29:51,098 --> 01:29:55,001
I have had four quarrels, and
I like to have fought one.

1470
01:29:55,003 --> 01:29:57,871
And how
was that ta'en up?

1471
01:29:57,873 --> 01:30:00,006
Faith, we met,

1472
01:30:00,008 --> 01:30:04,079
and found the quarrel was
upon the seventh cause.

1473
01:30:06,248 --> 01:30:08,851
Upon a lie seven times removed.

1474
01:30:10,252 --> 01:30:13,222
Bear your body more
seeming, Audrey.

1475
01:30:14,388 --> 01:30:15,921
As thus, sir.

1476
01:30:15,923 --> 01:30:19,692
I did dislike the cut of a
certain courtier's beard.

1477
01:30:19,694 --> 01:30:22,194
He sent me word if I said
his beard was not cut well,

1478
01:30:22,196 --> 01:30:24,766
he was in the mind that it was.

1479
01:30:25,967 --> 01:30:29,034
This is called the
retort courteous.

1480
01:30:29,036 --> 01:30:32,337
If I sent him word again
it was not well cut,

1481
01:30:32,339 --> 01:30:37,076
he would send me word he cut
it to please himself.

1482
01:30:37,078 --> 01:30:38,711
This is called the quip modest.

1483
01:30:38,713 --> 01:30:43,349
If again it was not well
cut, he disabled my judgment.

1484
01:30:43,351 --> 01:30:46,188
This is called the
reply churlish.

1485
01:30:47,121 --> 01:30:49,655
If again it was not well cut,

1486
01:30:49,657 --> 01:30:52,428
he would answer
I spake not true.

1487
01:30:53,594 --> 01:30:56,595
This is called the
reproof valiant.

1488
01:30:56,597 --> 01:31:00,702
If again it was not well
cut, he would say I lie.

1489
01:31:02,036 --> 01:31:05,340
This is called the
countercheck quarrelsome,

1490
01:31:06,708 --> 01:31:11,045
and so to the lie circumstantial
and the lie direct.

1491
01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:16,349
And how oft did you say
his beard was not well cut?

1492
01:31:16,351 --> 01:31:18,952
I durst go no further
than the lie circumstantial,

1493
01:31:18,954 --> 01:31:21,887
nor he durst not give
me the lie direct;

1494
01:31:21,889 --> 01:31:24,959
and so we measured
swords and parted.

1495
01:31:26,160 --> 01:31:29,628
Is not this a rare
fellow, my lord?

1496
01:31:29,630 --> 01:31:33,533
He's as good at
anything and yet a fool.

1497
01:31:33,535 --> 01:31:35,868
He uses his folly
like a stalkinghorse,

1498
01:31:35,870 --> 01:31:38,938
and under the
presentation of that

1499
01:31:38,940 --> 01:31:40,139
he shoots his wit.

1500
01:31:51,919 --> 01:31:54,319
Then is there mirth in heaven

1501
01:31:54,321 --> 01:31:58,060
when Earthly things made
even atone together.

1502
01:32:00,794 --> 01:32:03,431
Good Duke, receive thy daughter.

1503
01:32:05,734 --> 01:32:09,435
Hymen from heaven brought
her, yea, brought her hither,

1504
01:32:09,437 --> 01:32:13,038
that thou mightst join
her hand with his,

1505
01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:15,710
whose heart within his bosom is.

1506
01:32:19,213 --> 01:32:22,450
To you I give
myself, for I am yours.

1507
01:32:23,551 --> 01:32:26,521
To you I give myself,
for I am yours.

1508
01:32:27,888 --> 01:32:31,890
If there be truth in
sight, you are my daughter.

1509
01:32:31,892 --> 01:32:35,694
If there be truth in
sight, you are my Rosalind.

1510
01:32:35,696 --> 01:32:40,201
If sight and shape be true,
why then, my love adieu.

1511
01:32:41,870 --> 01:32:45,470
I'll have no father,
if you be not he.

1512
01:32:45,472 --> 01:32:49,475
I'll have no husband,
if you be not he.

1513
01:32:49,477 --> 01:32:52,715
Nor ne'er wed woman,
if you be not she.

1514
01:32:55,984 --> 01:33:00,955
'Tis I must make conclusion
of these most strange events.

1515
01:33:02,389 --> 01:33:05,957
Here's eight that must take
hands to join in Hymen's bands,

1516
01:33:05,959 --> 01:33:08,329
if truth holds true contents.

1517
01:33:09,563 --> 01:33:11,866
So is the bargain.

1518
01:33:25,946 --> 01:33:28,784
You and you no
cross shall part.

1519
01:33:39,761 --> 01:33:40,696
You and you

1520
01:33:43,565 --> 01:33:45,167
are heart in heart.

1521
01:33:53,374 --> 01:33:55,611
You to his love must accord

1522
01:33:57,745 --> 01:34:00,149
or have a woman to your lord.

1523
01:34:10,225 --> 01:34:12,561
You and you are sure together

1524
01:34:13,428 --> 01:34:15,898
as the winter to foul weather.

1525
01:34:38,620 --> 01:34:41,753
Let me have audience
for a word or two.

1526
01:34:41,755 --> 01:34:45,824
I bring these tidings
to this fair assembly.

1527
01:34:45,826 --> 01:34:48,394
Frederick Duke, hearing
how that every day men

1528
01:34:48,396 --> 01:34:51,463
of great worth resorted
to this forest,

1529
01:34:51,465 --> 01:34:54,800
addressed a mighty power
purposely to take his brother here

1530
01:34:54,802 --> 01:34:57,170
and put him to the sword.

1531
01:34:57,172 --> 01:35:00,405
And to the skirts of
this wild wood he came,

1532
01:35:00,407 --> 01:35:02,440
where, meeting with
an old religious man,

1533
01:35:02,442 --> 01:35:04,676
after some question with him,

1534
01:35:04,678 --> 01:35:07,979
was converted both from his
enterprise and from the world

1535
01:35:07,981 --> 01:35:11,149
his crown bequeathing
to his banished brother.

1536
01:35:11,151 --> 01:35:14,519
This to be true, I
do engage my life.

1537
01:35:29,204 --> 01:35:32,037
First, in this forest,

1538
01:35:32,039 --> 01:35:34,372
let us do those ends
that here were well begun

1539
01:35:34,374 --> 01:35:36,645
and well begot, and, after,

1540
01:35:38,312 --> 01:35:41,846
every of this happy number
that have endured shrewd days

1541
01:35:41,848 --> 01:35:44,015
and nights with us

1542
01:35:44,017 --> 01:35:47,788
shall share the good of
our returned fortune.

1543
01:35:49,223 --> 01:35:53,192
Meantime, forget this
new-fall'n dignity,

1544
01:35:53,194 --> 01:35:56,494
and fall into our
rustic revelry.

1545
01:35:56,496 --> 01:35:58,163
Play, music.

1546
01:35:58,165 --> 01:36:01,169
And you, brides and
bridegrooms all,

1547
01:36:02,570 --> 01:36:06,308
with measure heaped in
joy, to thy measures fall.

1548
01:36:16,284 --> 01:36:19,018
Sir, by your patience:
if I heard you rightly,

1549
01:36:19,020 --> 01:36:21,953
the Duke hath put
on a religious life

1550
01:36:21,955 --> 01:36:25,024
and thrown into neglect
the pompous court.

1551
01:36:25,026 --> 01:36:25,861
He hath.

1552
01:36:27,160 --> 01:36:29,228
To him will I.

1553
01:36:29,230 --> 01:36:31,430
DUKE, SR.:
Stay, Jaques, stay.

1554
01:36:31,432 --> 01:36:34,233
Your former honor I bequeath.

1555
01:36:34,235 --> 01:36:38,703
Your patience and your
virtue well deserves it.

1556
01:36:38,705 --> 01:36:40,672
To your pleasures.

1557
01:36:40,674 --> 01:36:44,111
I am for other than
for dancing measures.

1558
01:37:20,914 --> 01:37:22,614
We will begin these rites,

1559
01:37:22,616 --> 01:37:26,387
as we do trust they'll
end, in true delights.

1560
01:38:06,893 --> 01:38:09,694
My way is to conjure you.

1561
01:38:09,696 --> 01:38:12,198
And I'll begin with the women.

1562
01:38:12,200 --> 01:38:16,801
I charge you, O women, for
the love you bear to men,

1563
01:38:16,803 --> 01:38:20,171
to like as much of this
play as please you.

1564
01:38:20,173 --> 01:38:24,676
And I charge you, O men, for
the love you bear to women,

1565
01:38:24,678 --> 01:38:26,545
as I perceive by your simpering,

1566
01:38:26,547 --> 01:38:28,413
none of you hates them,

1567
01:38:28,415 --> 01:38:32,687
that between you and the
women the play may please.

1568
01:38:35,856 --> 01:38:38,056
If I were a woman

1569
01:38:38,058 --> 01:38:43,065
I would kiss as many of you
as had beards that pleased me,

1570
01:38:44,464 --> 01:38:48,069
complexions that liked me,
and breaths that I defied not.

1571
01:38:50,004 --> 01:38:52,872
And I am sure as many
as have good beards,

1572
01:38:52,874 --> 01:38:55,477
or good faces, or sweet breaths

1573
01:38:57,245 --> 01:39:03,251
will for my kind offer, when I
make curtsy, bid me farewell.

1574
01:43:34,954 --> 01:43:36,457
Let's cut.

1575
01:43:36,710 --> 01:43:40,524
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