1
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Aah! Aah! Aah!

2
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Nice! Customers!

3
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Can I help you?! No!
<i>I</i> want to help you!

4
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Guys, guys, it's<i> my</i> turn.

5
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What are you looking for?
Action? Comedy? Action comedy?

6
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Sorry, we actually don't know
what we're looking for,

7
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but this map
that Mary Stone gave us

8
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says that whatever it is,
it's somewhere in this store.

9
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It's gonna be
a little hard to know

10
00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:40,220
what kind of action comedy
to recommend

11
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if you don't know
what you're looking for.

12
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The Chosen One.

13
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The Chosen One?
Where?

14
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Oh, my.

15
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We have something to show you.

16
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What are they doing?
Duh!

17
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They're gonna put Pops' head
in that hole

18
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to open a secret door.

19
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It's pretty obvious, Benson.

20
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

21
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Told you!

22
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What's behind the door?

23
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Key to your past.

24
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It's... for me.

25
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It's probably
a sweet Pops origin story.

26
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Maybe it'll tell us
what we're supposed to do next.

27
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Plus, that tape's made
out of ice!

28
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We totally gotta watch it!

29
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Can we use
one of your VCRs upstairs?

30
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The tape won't work
in any normal VCR.

31
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You must take the tape
to the Forbidden Mountain.

32
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There, and only there,

33
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may the contents of the tape
be revealed to you.

34
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It'll be pretty dangerous,

35
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but we'll gladly die
to make sure you get there

36
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to watch that tape.

37
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Not sure that will be necessary.

38
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Let's roll.

39
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All this Pops "Chosen One" stuff
is crazy!

40
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I mean, I always thought
he was just an old guy.

41
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A<i> nice</i> old guy, but, you know?

42
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Yeah. I wonder
what he<i> really</i> is.

43
00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:06,340
Like, what if Pops
isn't Pops at all!

44
00:02:06,380 --> 00:02:09,140
What if Pops is a robot?!

45
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Oh! Or what if he's actually
a smaller guy<i> piloting</i> a robot?

46
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Yeah, that sounds about right.

47
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We're almost to the mountain,
but to get there,

48
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we must first cross
this frozen lake.

49
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That looks pretty dangerous.

50
00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:27,530
Is there another way?

51
00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,600
Well, sure... if you wanna
go through Magma Lake

52
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or Lightning Lake, be my guest.

53
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Those names
feel pretty on the nose.

54
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All right. Guess we'll go across
the frozen lake.

55
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That's what I thought.

56
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We must make haste...
<i>careful</i> haste.

57
00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,520
Uh... guys?

58
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Ditch the snowmobiles!

59
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Run!

60
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I'm not gonna make it!

61
00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,170
No, Joel!

62
00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,500
It's too late for me!

63
00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:06,800
Just jump it!

64
00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,640
I really think you can make it!

65
00:03:08,670 --> 00:03:11,040
Uh... I'm not much
of a jumper.

66
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You sure you don't wanna
at least try?

67
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Well, uh... I could...
give it a try.

68
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Whoa!

69
00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:19,610
Oh, man!
I forgot to jump!

70
00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:20,780
Joel!

71
00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:23,590
Now I'm for sure a goner!
Just go!

72
00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,520
Maybe we could make
a human chain and pull you out?

73
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But you guys'll be really cold!

74
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It really won't be that bad!

75
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Okay, that sounds good!

76
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L-Let's try that!

77
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Aah!

78
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Well... we tried.

79
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Let's keep moving.

80
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It was very brave of...

81
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J-Joel?
Joel.

82
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Joel to sacrifice himself
like that.

83
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What do you think
is on that tape?

84
00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:56,450
I have no idea,
but I'm eager to find out.

85
00:03:56,490 --> 00:04:00,520
I know so little about myself,
about my past.

86
00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,790
I can't even remember anything
from before I was 2 years old.

87
00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:06,660
Uh,<i> nobody</i> can remember
that far back, Pops.

88
00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,300
Yeah, 2?

89
00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:10,700
I can hardly remember anything
before I was<i> 22.</i>

90
00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:12,530
Perhaps you're right.

91
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Hey! Take a look at this!

92
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It's bones.

93
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U-U-Uh... I don't think
we should stay here.

94
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Agreed. This is definitely
a snow mammoth's den.

95
00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:31,700
And from the looks of it...

96
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He's right there!

97
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Everyone, run!

98
00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:38,590
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Over here!

99
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Go get it!

100
00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:41,660
Aah!

101
00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,730
Fi! No!

102
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I'm not worth it!
Go on without me!

103
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You should really have
some more self-respect!

104
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You deserve to live
as much as any of us!

105
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You know...
maybe you're right!

106
00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:56,610
Oh, no!
Now it's really too late!

107
00:04:56,650 --> 00:04:58,610
Fi! No!!

108
00:04:58,650 --> 00:05:01,120
There's a hole over here
we can go through!

109
00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:02,420
Don't let her death be in vain.

110
00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:04,120
Come on. Let's go,
let's go, let's go.

111
00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:09,220
Aaaah!

112
00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:10,190
Aaaah!

113
00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:11,230
Aaaah!

114
00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:18,700
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

115
00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:22,100
Greetings, travelers.

116
00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:24,740
Aw, what!
The Eggscellent Knight?

117
00:05:24,770 --> 00:05:26,240
How are<i> you</i> up here?!

118
00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,710
Yeah, we're not even on Earth!

119
00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:30,750
I posted my résumé
on one of those job websites,

120
00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:33,550
and bingo...
I got some relic guarding work

121
00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:35,550
outside the Andromeda Galaxy.

122
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Anyways, I'm here to tell you
of these three VCRs.

123
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One of fire... one of ice...

124
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one that's seemingly normal.

125
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Choose incorrectly,

126
00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:49,700
and the information
will be lost forever!

127
00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:52,870
So, which one do we choose?

128
00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:56,170
Well, that seemingly
normal one's definitely a trap.

129
00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,340
I can't say.

130
00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:05,350
I don't know...
ice tape, ice VCR?

131
00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:06,610
Am I crazy here?

132
00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:08,050
Makes sense to me.

133
00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,280
What do<i> you</i> say, Pops?

134
00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,730
Delivery
for Mr. Maellard, see.

135
00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,690
Careful, sir.
It seems to be quite hot, see.

136
00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:21,360
Don't tell me how to handle

137
00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,530
my highly futuristic
equipment, see!

138
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Whatever you say, see.

139
00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:26,330
Say, is this thing made well?

140
00:06:26,370 --> 00:06:28,400
I need it to last a while, see.

141
00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,470
Well, sir, you could upgrade
to a lifetime warranty

142
00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:31,740
for 25 cents, see.

143
00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:33,440
Sounds like a scam, see.

144
00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,210
Get outta my house, ya crook!

145
00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,350
It's the fire one!

146
00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:40,820
Really? Won't it just melt
if we put it in there?

147
00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:42,550
And then we'd never know
what's on it!

148
00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:44,550
You won't be able to learn
about your destiny!

149
00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:46,550
Just trust me.

150
00:06:46,590 --> 00:06:48,290
Good luck, Chosen One.

151
00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,660
Hold it off!
Pops must see the tape!

152
00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,600
It's just making the place
smell like burnt wigs!

153
00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:05,070
It's all we got!
Keep shooting!

154
00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,610
No!

155
00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,820
We didn't come this far
to not get answers!

156
00:07:27,630 --> 00:07:29,060
I got it!

157
00:07:29,870 --> 00:07:31,330
Aah!

158
00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,670
For Pops!

159
00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:38,110
Kai! No!!

160
00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,640
We could just
keep shooting rocks at him!

161
00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,380
It was working really well!

162
00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:42,510
What?

163
00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:49,550
Hello?

164
00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:51,290
I knew my time would come!

165
00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,750
And it was totally worth it
to die for Pops!

166
00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:57,190
I gotta goooooooooo!

167
00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:59,360
Kai? Kai? Hello?

168
00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,860
She said it was worth it.

169
00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:02,400
Those three.

170
00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:04,430
If nothing else,
they had a calling.

171
00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:06,130
Ahem.

172
00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:09,400
It is time to make your choice.

173
00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:12,410
Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!

174
00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:17,110
You have chosen wisely.

175
00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:20,080
<i>You did it, Pops!
You found the tape!</i>

176
00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,450
Mr. Maellard?

177
00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,580
Poppa?

178
00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:24,650
<i>I couldn't be more proud.</i>

179
00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:26,390
<i>Now, I think it's high time</i>

180
00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:28,390
<i>that I explain some things
to you.</i>

181
00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,090
<i>A long time ago,
I was on an expedition</i>

182
00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:33,090
<i>for recently fallen meteorites.</i>

183
00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:34,800
<i>People at the time
liked the look of them,</i>

184
00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:36,360
<i>so they'd pay a pretty penny.</i>

185
00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,570
<i>Then, one day,
a brand-new meteor fell.</i>

186
00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,740
<i>It was my lucky day!</i>

187
00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:46,310
<i>But when we went to inspect it,
we found something else.</i>

188
00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,540
<i>It was you!</i>

189
00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:50,580
<i>Baby you, but you!</i>

190
00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:52,550
<i>My Pops.</i>

191
00:08:52,580 --> 00:08:55,420
<i>I called you that 'cause you
looked super-old.</i>

192
00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:58,420
<i>But then...
I found something else.</i>

193
00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:01,620
<i>With you, I found a scroll.</i>

194
00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:04,490
<i>The scroll explained
that you are special,</i>

195
00:09:04,530 --> 00:09:06,460
<i>not of this Earth.</i>

196
00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,460
<i>It told the tale
of two brothers...</i>

197
00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,270
<i>one, the embodiment of pure good</i>

198
00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:14,570
<i>and the other,
filled with pure evil,</i>

199
00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,310
<i>destined to be at war
with one another.</i>

200
00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:20,270
<i>I hoped I'd found the good one.</i>

201
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,640
<i>I hate returning things.</i>

202
00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,380
<i>So I decided to hide you</i>

203
00:09:23,410 --> 00:09:27,210
<i>in the most ordinary place
I could find.</i>

204
00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,820
<i>All I wanted
is for you to live out</i>

205
00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:31,150
<i>the rest of your days
safely on Earth</i>

206
00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:33,520
<i>but that isn't your destiny.</i>

207
00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,790
<i>The universe
is beginning to unravel.</i>

208
00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:40,490
<i>And it can only be the work
of that brother of yours,</i>

209
00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:44,670
<i>out there somewhere,
his instinct, only to destroy.</i>

210
00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:48,100
<i>You, Pops,
have the power to stop him.</i>

211
00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:50,840
<i>You're the only thing
standing between him</i>

212
00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:53,540
<i>and the destruction
of the universe!</i>

213
00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:55,810
<i>Pops, I'm sure by now</i>

214
00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:59,150
<i>you've started to notice
your body's changing.</i>

215
00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:03,080
<i>You're finding powers where
there were no powers before.</i>

216
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,490
<i>These are
the beginning manifestations</i>

217
00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,460
<i>of your true form.</i>

218
00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:10,190
<i>You must learn
to harness your powers</i>

219
00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,630
<i>if you are to survive.</i>

220
00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:14,530
<i>The scroll
speaks of the strongest,</i>

221
00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:18,100
<i>most powerful trainer... Earl,</i>

222
00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:21,240
<i>who will teach you
how to use your powers.</i>

223
00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:25,340
<i>I know it's a lot to take in,
but I believe in you.</i>

224
00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:28,780
<i>And, Pops...
I may not be your real father,</i>

225
00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:32,810
<i>but you were always my real son.</i>

226
00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:35,150
<i>Should we do another one?
Did we get that?</i>

227
00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,390
Ohhhhhh, boy.

228
00:10:42,430 --> 00:10:43,760
Guess Pops isn't a robot.

229
00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:46,660
So... how do we
find this trainer?

230
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:49,200
Looking for me?

231
00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:51,730
Uhh? Uhh? Uhh? Uhh?

232
00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:54,600
I am Earl...
from the tape.

233
00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,540
Now, who's ready to train?

234
00:10:57,570 --> 00:10:58,570
Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

235
00:10:58,610 --> 00:11:01,040
Yes, of course!
He's old!


