1 00:00:10,990 --> 00:00:15,249 ♪ Some people seem so obsessed with the morning 2 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:19,250 ♪ Get up early just to watch the sun rise 3 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:24,729 ♪ Some people like it more when there's fire in the sky 4 00:00:24,730 --> 00:00:27,930 ♪ Worship the sun when it's high 5 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:33,259 ♪ Some people go for those sultry evenings 6 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:37,419 ♪ Sipping cocktails in the blue, red and grey 7 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:41,020 ♪ But I like every minute of the day 8 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:52,390 ♪ I like every second, so long as you are on my mind 9 00:00:57,010 --> 00:01:00,019 ♪ Every moment has its special charm 10 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:04,920 ♪ It's all right when you're around, rain or shine 11 00:01:07,210 --> 00:01:11,049 ♪ The people on the hill, they say I'm lazy 12 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:14,850 ♪ But when they sleep, I sing and dance 13 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:19,859 ♪ Some people have to have the sultry evenings 14 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:23,460 ♪ Cocktails in the blue, red and grey 15 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:27,729 ♪ But I like every minute of the day... ♪ 16 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:35,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 17 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:59,789 What did I tell you about air raids not killing people? 18 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:02,099 My bed simply went through the floor, 19 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,089 and Plon-Plon and I went on it. 20 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,290 Perfectly comfortable! 21 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:11,700 Linda Radlett was not only my favourite cousin... 22 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:17,810 ...but then, and for many years, my favourite human being. 23 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,620 Don't pity me, Fanny. 24 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:36,780 I've had five months of perfect and unalloyed happiness. 25 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:41,049 Very few people can say that in the course of long lives, I imagine. 26 00:02:41,050 --> 00:02:42,130 Very few. 27 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:47,339 As we turned down the drive at Alconleigh, 28 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:51,129 I asked myself if Linda's five months of perfect happiness 29 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:56,369 were quite worth all the chaos and confusion of the other 29 years. 30 00:02:56,370 --> 00:03:01,569 But I often thought about things like that with Linda. 31 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:05,870 It always feels like Christmas, coming home. 32 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,420 I know. 33 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:12,559 Ever since I was a small child, 34 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,379 I was sent to spend the Christmas holidays with Linda 35 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:21,980 in a large, ugly, north-facing house high on a hill in Oxfordshire. 36 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:26,529 Most of these Christmases were marked with violence. 37 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:29,139 There was the time Linda's pony lay on her in the brook 38 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:31,440 and nearly drowned her. 39 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:34,699 The time she tried to kill herself in an attempt to rejoin 40 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:39,179 a smelly old Border terrier which Uncle Matthew had put down. 41 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:41,169 The time she decided to tell 42 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:44,939 the daughters of some neighbours the facts of life... 43 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:50,059 ...resulting in dreadful beatings from Uncle Matthew... 44 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:54,060 ...and luncheon alone for two whole weeks. 45 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:57,140 Linda hated to be alone. 46 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,969 She was a wild and nervous creature, 47 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:03,770 full of passion and longing. 48 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:17,969 But of all the Christmases, 49 00:04:17,970 --> 00:04:21,739 the Christmas I remember the most was when we were 17, 50 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:26,140 and Linda decided that her life had to begin. 51 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:12,369 No, you can't give the dog a cake before you give me a piece! 52 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:13,809 That's not fair! 53 00:05:13,810 --> 00:05:16,399 I stumbled into the hall and found Linda's mother, 54 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,659 my Aunt Sadie, and the children having tea as they always did, 55 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:22,739 in front of the fireplace, over which hung, as it always had, 56 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,609 the entrenching tool Uncle Matthew had used 57 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:31,249 to whack to death eight Germans as they crawled out of a dugout in 1915. 58 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,369 Linda's father, my Uncle Matthew, 59 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:34,449 knew no middle course. 60 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:37,139 He either loved or he hated, 61 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:40,139 and, generally, it must be said, he hated. 62 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:44,040 I hate Huns, Frogs, Americans, Catholics 63 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:48,529 and all other foreigners, but above all, I hate children! 64 00:05:48,530 --> 00:05:50,959 He had four beautiful bloodhounds, 65 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,369 with which, every Christmas, 66 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:55,119 he would hunt his children, and a pair of stock whips 67 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,849 he cracked on the lawn every morning at dawn. 68 00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,859 Had the Radletts been poor, 69 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,539 he no doubt would have been sent to prison for beating 70 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:05,440 and refusing to educate them. 71 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:09,259 Uncle Matthew loathed educated females... 72 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:11,060 ...particularly me. 73 00:06:13,210 --> 00:06:14,890 Fanny! 74 00:06:15,730 --> 00:06:17,530 - Fanny! - You're here! 75 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,369 Fanny, welcome. You must be exhausted. 76 00:06:21,370 --> 00:06:23,539 Come and have a cup of tea. How was your journey? 77 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:25,329 Come and sit in Jassy's chair. 78 00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:27,969 As always, Linda was the most pleased to see me, 79 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:29,170 but determined not to show it. 80 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:30,171 Linda? 81 00:06:30,770 --> 00:06:32,179 Fanny's here. 82 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:33,969 Would you like a cup of tea? 83 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:35,410 Yes, please. 84 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:40,920 Hello. 85 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:45,150 Where's your mouse? 86 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:48,179 Oh, she got a sore back and died. 87 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:50,049 Had you been riding it? 88 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:53,169 Nobody cried so much or so often as Linda. 89 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:55,809 That's how they always die. It's some sort of urinary disease. 90 00:06:55,810 --> 00:07:02,059 Anything, but especially anything about animals, would set her off. 91 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:04,879 Her emotions were on no ordinary plane. 92 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,929 She loved or she loathed. 93 00:07:06,930 --> 00:07:08,659 She laughed or she cried. 94 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:12,260 She lived in a world of superlatives. 95 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:22,289 Linda was the chairman of a secret club called the Hons Society. 96 00:07:22,290 --> 00:07:25,809 Its headquarters was a linen cupboard at the top of the house. 97 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:26,810 - Six. - OK. 98 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:28,619 That's great. 99 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,609 Three-quarters. Well done. 100 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:32,719 The dead mouse was quickly forgotten. 101 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,449 Even smaller than last year. 102 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:37,389 - Your hair's got long. - Neck, tummy. 103 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,390 One... 104 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:41,620 Seven and a third. 105 00:07:42,450 --> 00:07:46,150 So I win on arms, eyes, waist, ankles, 106 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,169 - and you win on bust. - Hmm. I hate bust. 107 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,070 Farmers love busts! 108 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:55,089 Linda and I were both in love with people we had never met, 109 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:57,009 I with a fat, red-faced 110 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,699 middle-aged farmer I sometimes saw 111 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:00,559 riding through the village, 112 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,379 and Linda with the Prince of Wales. 113 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:05,809 Why can't your prince and my farmer 114 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:07,219 be invited to Louisa's ball? 115 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,029 Because Matthew won't let anyone fanciable 116 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,819 within 50 miles of the house. 117 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:13,939 A coming-out ball was planned that Christmas 118 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:15,539 for Linda's older sister, Louisa. 119 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:16,819 We're trapped! 120 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:20,209 Our only hope is the Prince breaking down in his motor car. 121 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:25,139 "Pray, who is that beautiful young lady? 122 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:26,349 "I wish to marry her." 123 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:29,229 "Well, you can't! She's here under lock and key! 124 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:31,599 "I killed 15 Germans with an entrenching tool! 125 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,139 "I can certainly kill you!" 126 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:34,689 "He must have your daughter, sir. 127 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:37,039 "His happiness depends on it, and subsequently, 128 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:40,540 "so does the happiness of England." 129 00:08:41,170 --> 00:08:44,019 Even then, Linda's fantasies were altogether more ambitious 130 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:46,259 and dangerous than mine. 131 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,049 I want to sit next to Fanny! 132 00:08:48,050 --> 00:08:49,709 Oh, you took your time! 133 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:51,629 - This better be good, Linda. - It is. 134 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:54,129 It's so hot in here. Talk about back to the womb! 135 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:56,689 It's more welcoming than my mother's womb, I imagine. 136 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:59,059 Fanny, it is unfair that you have wicked parents and not me. 137 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,939 So you aspire to being wicked and adulterous, do you, Linda? 138 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:03,859 No. I aspire to true love. 139 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:06,739 The kind of which only comes once in a lifetime and lasts for ever. 140 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:12,689 The news I have for the Hons today, while of considerable Hon interest, 141 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:15,889 generally particularly concerns... 142 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:17,210 - ...Fanny! - Oh! 143 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:21,540 Aunt Emily is engaged. 144 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:25,739 No, Linda, you're making it up. 145 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:29,540 I found proof. "My dear sister Sadie... 146 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:33,299 "..not to tell the children we're engaged. 147 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,369 "The captain and I will arrive late on Christmas Eve 148 00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:38,859 "and stay in time for Louisa's party, of course. 149 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:41,060 "All love from Emily." 150 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:43,019 Why would she want to get married, anyway? 151 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,369 She can't love him. 152 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:46,739 - He's 40. - He must be ancient. 153 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:48,609 Maybe he'll fall in love with Fanny. 154 00:09:48,610 --> 00:09:51,979 Aunt Emily had brought me up ever since I was a baby. 155 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:55,119 It had always been just her and me. 156 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,739 Aunt Sadie had two sisters - 157 00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:59,919 my mother and Aunt Emily. 158 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,669 At the age of 19, my mother, 159 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:05,299 feeling herself too beautiful and gay to be 160 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,539 burdened with a baby, left my father for another man, 161 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:11,240 and gave me to Aunt Emily to bring up. 162 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:15,149 Goodbye, darling! 163 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:17,459 My impetuous mother subsequently ran away so often 164 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,329 and with so many different men 165 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:25,630 that she became known to her family and friends as "The Bolter". 166 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,589 There you are, darling... 167 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:31,019 Occasionally she would reappear like a meteor, 168 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:33,329 showering me with her extravagance, 169 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:36,079 and I would long to be caught up in her fiery trails 170 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,280 and be carried away... 171 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:44,710 ...but she would always vanish off again to a new man. 172 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:55,019 And in my heart, I knew how lucky I was 173 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:58,920 to have safe, reliable, kind Aunt Emily. 174 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,649 Come on, Fanny! 175 00:11:21,650 --> 00:11:23,950 Get dressed, lazybones! 176 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:33,619 The Radletts loved animals, 177 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,889 but more than anything in the world, 178 00:11:35,890 --> 00:11:38,609 they loved to hunt foxes. 179 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,690 All away! 180 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,480 Oh! 181 00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:24,249 Where is her Ladyship, your mother, hunting this Christmas? 182 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,049 She's in Paris, Josh. 183 00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:29,299 No human being like her Ladyship I ever saw on a horse. 184 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,899 And look at you. 185 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,939 Jostling about in that saddle. 186 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:37,359 Miss Linda takes after her Ladyship, your mother, something wonderful. 187 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,899 Why is that good? 188 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:43,200 Isn't my mother supposed to be wicked, Josh? 189 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,330 Here's Fanny! 190 00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:50,649 Darling, may I introduce you to Captain Warbeck? 191 00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:53,750 Please only ever call me Davey. 192 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:56,689 He looked different with his clothes on. 193 00:12:56,690 --> 00:13:03,490 You must find it a terrible joke, old people like us getting married. 194 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,420 No, of course not. 195 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,700 Captain David Warbeck. 196 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,019 He doesn't look much like a military man. 197 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,489 Or a marrying one, for that matter. 198 00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:24,609 Can't see him killing any Germans with an entrenching tool. 199 00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:25,610 Hm. 200 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:30,900 Ah... 201 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,920 Ooh. 202 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:38,419 Matthew is frightening, and I disapprove of him so, 203 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:43,920 but in a way I feel he sets the bar for English manhood. 204 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,800 Don't be sad. 205 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,399 Yeah, but it's always been just me and Emily. 206 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,700 You'll always have boring old me! 207 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:04,569 Did you know that ducks can only copulate in running water? 208 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:05,570 No. 209 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,599 Good luck to them. 210 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,859 Aunt Emily copulated last night. 211 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:13,329 They were all twisted around each other 212 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,769 when I went in there this morning. 213 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:15,770 Really?! 214 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:20,910 Oh, God! How? Show me! Show me how! 215 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:24,049 - You're sex obsessed. - I know, it's true. 216 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:27,729 I masturbate every time I think about Lady Jane Grey. 217 00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:29,739 And I think about her all the time! 218 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,640 Fanny! 219 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,040 Davey! You are a clever cove! 220 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,929 He says these Charles II salt-shakers 221 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:45,169 we thought we'd had in the family for 300 years 222 00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,789 are really Georgian imitations, not valuable at all! 223 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,910 Children, you are so lucky 224 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:56,939 to be related to this extraordinary fellow. 225 00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:59,440 Yes, he's a terrific Hon. 226 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:03,539 Oh, um, well, we have a Hons Society. 227 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,369 If you're a member, you're honourable, 228 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,209 and our enemies are Counter Hons. 229 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:10,710 I'm honoured to be a Hon! 230 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:16,979 Davey, maybe you can influence Emily on the subject of female education. 231 00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:20,939 It's done Fanny absolutely no good whatsoever, as far as I can tell. 232 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,739 She's picked up some dreadful expressions 233 00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:24,079 from that school of hers. 234 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,489 Very likely she did. 235 00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:28,819 Awful words like "mantelpiece" and "notepaper" 236 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,249 keep coming out of her mouth, and her poor husband, 237 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,169 if she ever gets one... 238 00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:34,959 A lot of men would find it more irritating 239 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,459 to have a wife who'd never heard of George III, 240 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:40,139 or been allowed off their family premises to pursue 241 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,059 any sort of normal life. 242 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:45,139 They have absolutely everything they will ever need here! 243 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:47,179 Church, stables, tennis court. 244 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,489 Why would they ever want to leave? 245 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,239 You don't have to go to some awful middle-class establishment 246 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,369 to learn who George III was. 247 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,370 - Anyway, who was he, Fanny? - Hmm? 248 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,090 He was King. 249 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,790 And he went mad and... 250 00:16:10,990 --> 00:16:12,790 Most illuminating. 251 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,919 Well worth losing every ounce of feminine charm 252 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,609 to learn that, I must say, Fanny. 253 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,849 Thighs like gateposts from playing hockey, 254 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:23,539 and the worst seat on a horse of any woman I've ever seen. 255 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:27,040 Linda, you're uneducated, thank God. 256 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:31,130 What do you have to say about George III? 257 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:35,240 Well, he was the son of poor Fred and... 258 00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,809 ...oh, he was the father of Beau Brummell's fat friend. 259 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:41,649 Oh, and he was one of those vacillators, you know? 260 00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:44,459 I am his Highness's dog at Kew 261 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,639 Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you? 262 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,320 Ooh! How sweet! 263 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:53,619 Oh... No, and Fanny doesn't have thighs like gateposts. 264 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,920 Her thighs are perfect. 265 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,809 I'd like to go to school. 266 00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:03,490 Oh, do shut up! 267 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,039 Matthew's trapped his daughters here. 268 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,539 They manage to bridge gulfs of ignorance 269 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,809 with charm and high spirits 270 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:17,099 and odds and ends of knowledge they've picked up. 271 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,979 You're better off not being like Linda. 272 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,419 She lacks all discipline. 273 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:25,229 Could easily come to nothing. 274 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:28,089 She does remind me of The Bolter. 275 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,690 I don't want her to come to nothing. 276 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,050 No. 277 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:35,119 Please don't bolt. Don't ever leave me. 278 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,379 Why would I bolt when I'm going to marry the Prince of Wales? 279 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:41,380 And have a train 40 feet long. 280 00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:43,460 12 bridesmaids. 281 00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:45,489 And you'll be the chief one. 282 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:47,219 What happens then? 283 00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:49,579 You'll be happily ever after, and what about me? 284 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:51,380 You'll be with me. 285 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,979 Chatting and having baths, like always, 286 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:59,699 and being wise and clever and funny and kind 287 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,739 and the best thing there is, 288 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:05,440 because you know I'm lost without you. 289 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,569 What if you die? 290 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,010 I won't die! 291 00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:12,890 I'm not that sort of person. 292 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:18,530 Darling Linda, 293 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:22,029 I'm going to drag you out of this place for ever 294 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:25,419 and copulate with you in running water like a divine duck, 295 00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:28,109 and my goodness, how you'll live! 296 00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:31,819 We don't want strangers here, anyway, stinking the place up. 297 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,549 Well, you'll have to do something, 298 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:36,689 or there'll be no men at all at your oldest daughter's coming-out ball. 299 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,929 Oh, shut up! There's Josh the groom! 300 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,929 And I've plenty of friends in the House of Lords 301 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,979 who'll be happy to come if I promise them a shoot. 302 00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:49,939 Despite his suspicion of strangers, 303 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,329 Uncle Matthew couldn't do anything to stop 304 00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:53,709 the day of Louisa's ball arriving. 305 00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:10,219 As promised, Louisa's dance partners 306 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:15,620 were Uncle Matthew's friends from the House of Lords... 307 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:21,160 ...and Josh the groom. 308 00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:25,370 Ow! 309 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,249 - Oh, so sorry. - Oh, no, no, it's fine. 310 00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:37,689 You're very patient. 311 00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:38,890 Thank you. 312 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,820 All so small and ugly. 313 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:53,580 Old and ugly! 314 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:10,660 The evening was saved from utter disillusionment by a late arrival... 315 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,809 ...Alconleigh's nearest neighbour. 316 00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:15,490 ♪ Pawn of none 317 00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:19,810 ♪ Born with steel reins on the heart 318 00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:22,070 ♪ Of the sun... ♪ 319 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:25,930 Lord Merlin was an artist, a musician 320 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,369 and a patron of all the young. 321 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,970 ♪ Exalted companion of cocaine nights 322 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:37,090 ♪ Cos he's a Dandy in the Underworld 323 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,520 ♪ Dandy in the Underworld... ♪ 324 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:42,940 What a set! 325 00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:47,569 It was rumoured he had two black whippets 326 00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:50,899 who wore diamond necklaces, and a playhouse in the garden 327 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:54,249 where he put on such extravagances as Dada plays from Paris 328 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,050 and jazz poetry from Harlem. 329 00:21:58,770 --> 00:22:01,370 Uncle Matthew loathed him. 330 00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:05,350 There's a man carrying a comb! 331 00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:07,490 Davey! 332 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:10,380 ♪ To destruction he fell 333 00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:15,550 ♪ Now he forever stalks the ancient mansions of hell 334 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,520 ♪ Cos he's a Dandy in the Underworld 335 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:22,450 ♪ Dandy in the Underworld 336 00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:26,130 ♪ When will he come up for air? ♪ 337 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,299 I can introduce you, if you like. 338 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:30,500 No, Davey. 339 00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:33,740 Our dresses are too bad. 340 00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:37,410 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo 341 00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,960 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo 342 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,000 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo, ahh! ♪ 343 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,579 I'm going to the cupboard. 344 00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:47,859 Yes, me too. 345 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,860 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo 346 00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:52,120 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo 347 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,700 ♪ Sha-la shoo-be-doo, ahh! 348 00:22:58,330 --> 00:23:01,809 ♪ Cos he's a Dandy in the Underworld 349 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:04,310 ♪ Dandy in the Underworld 350 00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:08,170 ♪ When will he come up for air? 351 00:23:09,490 --> 00:23:12,390 ♪ Oh, will anybody ever care? 352 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:19,620 ♪ Cos he's a Dandy in the Underworld 353 00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:22,730 ♪ Dandy in the Underworld... ♪ 354 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:40,929 I'm officially renouncing His Royal Highness. 355 00:23:40,930 --> 00:23:42,609 From now on I will devote myself 356 00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:46,539 to being one of those bright young things of Merlin's. 357 00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:50,769 Merlin's friends are more in my mother's... orbit. 358 00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:54,970 Oh, they're so beautiful and sophisticated. 359 00:23:57,490 --> 00:23:59,919 Don't you just... 360 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,249 ...ache for life to be exciting, like this? 361 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:06,849 Hm. I think I'd like to observe exciting things. 362 00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:10,479 If only there were exciting things! 363 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,480 You! 364 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:14,000 You're an exciting thing! 365 00:24:14,130 --> 00:24:16,130 You are! 366 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:19,490 We are. 367 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,120 We do everything together. 368 00:24:30,130 --> 00:24:32,530 I'd be lost without you. 369 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,259 But the brief appearance of Lord Merlin's house party 370 00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:45,249 only made the walls of Linda's fortress appear higher than ever. 371 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:48,689 She became paralysed in her longing for life and love, 372 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:52,139 and all she could do was lie about waiting for it. 373 00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:57,779 - What's the time, darling? - Guess. 374 00:24:57,780 --> 00:25:00,489 - Quarter to six. - Better than that. 375 00:25:00,490 --> 00:25:02,379 - Six. - Not quite so good. 376 00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:03,820 - Five to. - Yes! 377 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:07,080 It's forever until we come out! 378 00:25:07,570 --> 00:25:09,489 I can't live that long! 379 00:25:09,490 --> 00:25:11,859 "As long as she thinks of a man, 380 00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:13,689 "nobody objects to a woman thinking." 381 00:25:13,690 --> 00:25:16,139 That's what Virginia Woolf has to say. 382 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,729 Well, then, no-one will object, cos I only think about men. 383 00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:21,139 Maybe that's because you haven't been educated properly. 384 00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:23,529 Or maybe it's because everything else is boring! 385 00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:25,809 What is it you actually want? 386 00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:28,410 I want to escape! 387 00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:35,330 And have fun and wear high heels and go to the cinema 388 00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:40,659 and have sex and be adored by a man and be in love! 389 00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:42,360 What do you want? 390 00:25:48,490 --> 00:25:50,890 Is life only about love? 391 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:52,150 - Oh. - Yes! 392 00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:03,440 Louisa's dance had an unexpected sequel. 393 00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:18,270 I don't know why you'd want to marry someone so old. 394 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,489 Louisa, half his hair has slipped off his head, 395 00:26:21,490 --> 00:26:23,089 like an eiderdown off the bed! 396 00:26:23,090 --> 00:26:25,790 - He's only 45. - And you're 18! 397 00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:27,969 If he was a dog, you'd have to put him down. 398 00:26:27,970 --> 00:26:30,849 I'm happy for the first time in my life! 399 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:32,529 I'm getting out... for ever. 400 00:26:32,530 --> 00:26:34,329 And you're going to be stuck here, Linda, 401 00:26:34,330 --> 00:26:36,269 hunting and walking the dogs with Fa. 402 00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:38,852 - That's what comes of being the favourite. - Shut up! 403 00:26:38,854 --> 00:26:41,847 Don't you think you're a bit too old to be sitting in a cupboard? 404 00:26:41,849 --> 00:26:43,214 No, not really. 405 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:47,289 I'm not having any bridesmaids, by the way, 406 00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:49,139 so don't worry about your dresses. 407 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:50,140 What? 408 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,419 I'm not going to be upstaged on my wedding day, thank you very much! 409 00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:56,649 Ohh! You're not having any bridesmaids? 410 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:57,549 No. 411 00:26:57,551 --> 00:27:01,871 You can't think how stupid you're going to look from behind! 412 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,180 Oh. 413 00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:08,900 Linda was really very jealous. 414 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:18,540 - Shall we go, then, Papa? - Yes, let's go. 415 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:24,659 She looks like the eldest and ugliest of the Bronte sisters. 416 00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:25,939 At that moment, 417 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:28,689 I think Linda would have gladly changed places with Louisa, 418 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,289 even at the very heavy cost 419 00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:33,169 of living happily ever after with John Fort-William. 420 00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:34,579 I want to die! 421 00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:39,699 Unless life begins absolutely right now, I want to die! 422 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,099 Push me, will you? 423 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:44,049 Can you please...? Can you get down, Linda, it's really high. 424 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,789 If only it weren't such a difficult thing to do. 425 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,759 It's hard enough to kill a rabbit, let alone oneself. 426 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,169 It's that hog Merlin! 427 00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:03,059 I won't have my home filled with Merlin's dago friends! 428 00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:05,099 I hear he has Frogs there too! 429 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,539 I won't have Frogs or dagos under any circumstances! 430 00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:08,939 Hello, Merlin. 431 00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:11,540 Oh, lunch would be lovely. 432 00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:24,619 What sort of birds are they? 433 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,769 Just ordinary pigeons. 434 00:28:26,770 --> 00:28:30,059 Where do you get them that colour? 435 00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:32,299 I dye them. Every year. 436 00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,099 Dry them in the linen cupboard. 437 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:36,529 - Isn't that frightfully cruel? - Oh, no, they love it. 438 00:28:36,530 --> 00:28:39,019 They love it. It makes them so pretty for each other. 439 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:43,929 - What about their poor little eyes? - Oh, they soon learn to shut them. 440 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:49,089 I see you're taken with my silly old Romantic Antoine Watteaus. 441 00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:50,769 Love isn't silly. 442 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:52,659 - Linda! - It's my religion. 443 00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:57,250 Is it really? 444 00:28:57,330 --> 00:29:00,139 That's all she can think about. It's really rather alarming. 445 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,700 Oh! 446 00:29:01,810 --> 00:29:04,619 Gertie, leave her alone. I'm so sorry. 447 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:07,820 No, um... I try to tell the girls 448 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:10,699 that they've got to consider practicalities. 449 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:15,179 They've got to write down how they'd run a household on £200 a year. 450 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:18,449 Linda always just puts "£199 - flowers". 451 00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:23,130 What lessons are you doing? 452 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:26,540 None at all. 453 00:29:27,660 --> 00:29:30,249 Pa thinks that girls get fat thighs from playing hockey 454 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:32,659 if they go to school, but not that Fanny has fat thighs. 455 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:33,999 Hers are perfect. 456 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,800 No, no, no, no, no. Linda... 457 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:39,460 ...you need... 458 00:29:39,970 --> 00:29:41,410 ...educating. 459 00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:43,729 Yeah, that's what I said, 460 00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:46,630 but she doesn't listen to me. 461 00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:47,979 You have an intensely romantic character. 462 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:48,980 Hm. 463 00:30:49,010 --> 00:30:51,010 I see trouble ahead. 464 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:56,179 I urge upon you the necessity 465 00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:59,880 for an intellectual background, Linda. 466 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,400 Hm! 467 00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:03,610 Although I fear... 468 00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:07,470 ...it may already be too late. 469 00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:19,620 Come on, then. 470 00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:29,969 For a while, Linda followed his advice, finding comfort in books 471 00:31:29,970 --> 00:31:34,089 and things other than the desperate pursuit of love, 472 00:31:34,090 --> 00:31:36,249 But finally, inevitably, 473 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:38,929 the minutes turned to hours, the hours to weeks, 474 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,459 the weeks to months, 475 00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:43,260 and the impossible happened. 476 00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:11,020 We'd attained the great golden goal of every childhood. 477 00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:12,740 We'd grown up. 478 00:32:58,220 --> 00:33:00,620 Would you like to dance? 479 00:33:01,870 --> 00:33:03,430 Yes, I would. 480 00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:20,689 Tony Kroesig - in his last year at Oxford, a member of the Bullingdon. 481 00:33:20,690 --> 00:33:22,989 A splendid young man with plenty of beautiful horses 482 00:33:22,990 --> 00:33:24,779 and exquisite clothes, 483 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:27,279 he had already a strong air of pomposity, 484 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,529 a thing which Linda had never come across before... 485 00:33:29,530 --> 00:33:31,699 - It's awfully muddy where you live. - Hm! 486 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:34,959 I hope your chauffeur knows how to park a Rolls-Royce! 487 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,140 Yes. 488 00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:42,660 ...and which she found not unattractive. 489 00:33:57,740 --> 00:34:00,540 Who's that sewer with Linda? 490 00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:05,419 Kroesig. Governor of the Bank of England - his son. 491 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:06,500 Kroesig?! 492 00:34:07,470 --> 00:34:08,550 Good God! 493 00:34:10,330 --> 00:34:13,619 Never expected to be harbouring a full-blooded Hun in the house! 494 00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:17,579 Matthew, dear, don't get excited. The Kroesigs aren't Huns. 495 00:34:17,580 --> 00:34:19,889 They're a highly respected family of bankers. 496 00:34:19,890 --> 00:34:21,849 They've been over here for generations. 497 00:34:21,850 --> 00:34:23,339 Once a Hun, always a Hun. 498 00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:24,420 Good God! 499 00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:28,779 Does he know I still have an entrenching tool 500 00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:30,729 I used to whack eight of his countrymen to death? 501 00:34:30,730 --> 00:34:33,130 I don't suppose he does. 502 00:34:36,730 --> 00:34:40,239 I always said Merlin would bring foreigners here eventually. 503 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:45,240 I never thought he'd land us with an actual German! 504 00:35:13,970 --> 00:35:16,970 Oh, no, look! The poor rabbit! 505 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Oh! 506 00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:42,509 This was the one romantic gesture of Tony's life. 507 00:35:45,390 --> 00:35:47,059 Tony went back to Oxford, 508 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:51,729 and Linda sat about waiting for the telephone bell. 509 00:35:51,730 --> 00:35:53,730 If this comes out... 510 00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,940 ...he'll ring tomorrow. 511 00:36:00,820 --> 00:36:02,820 If this comes out... 512 00:36:04,210 --> 00:36:05,889 ...he'll be at the meet. 513 00:36:07,690 --> 00:36:09,139 If this comes out... 514 00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:11,409 ...he's thinking of me at this very minute. 515 00:36:18,490 --> 00:36:19,490 Hello. 516 00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:22,240 Hello. Is that Linda? 517 00:36:23,090 --> 00:36:24,849 It's Tony Kroesig here. 518 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,290 Hello, Tony. 519 00:36:26,740 --> 00:36:28,339 Listen, will you come to lunch? 520 00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:30,449 Christchurch, next Thursday, one o'clock? 521 00:36:30,450 --> 00:36:34,099 Oh, but... Fa doesn't let us alone with young men unchaperoned. 522 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:36,209 He doesn't really let us out, full stop. 523 00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:37,890 Really? 524 00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:40,049 You seem too old for that sort of restriction. 525 00:36:40,050 --> 00:36:42,859 Um... Bring your cousin if you like. 526 00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:44,060 All right! 527 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:46,509 That'd be lovely. 528 00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:47,950 - Bye. - Goodbye. 529 00:36:48,370 --> 00:36:51,499 You can't go, because Matthew will throttle you. 530 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,649 I will actually die if I don't go, 531 00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:57,150 so, you see, I'd be dead either way. 532 00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:59,889 We have to escape the fortress, Fanny. 533 00:36:59,890 --> 00:37:03,219 There was only one way we could devise to escape, 534 00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:04,449 and it was full of risk. 535 00:37:04,450 --> 00:37:07,089 A very dull girl of exactly our age 536 00:37:07,090 --> 00:37:08,779 called Lavender Davis 537 00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:12,299 lived with her very dull parents about five miles away. 538 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:15,889 Once in a blue moon, Linda, complaining vociferously, 539 00:37:15,890 --> 00:37:18,849 was sent over to luncheon with them, 540 00:37:18,850 --> 00:37:22,550 driving herself in Sadie's little car. 541 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:26,129 Why are you two dressed up for breakfast? 542 00:37:26,130 --> 00:37:28,619 Lavender Davis wants us to go over to lunch there. 543 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:30,859 Oh, duck, you can't have the car, I'm afraid. 544 00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:32,529 Perkins is going to wash it. 545 00:37:32,530 --> 00:37:35,089 But, Mummy, you don't... you don't understand. 546 00:37:35,090 --> 00:37:38,539 The whole point is that a man's coming who brought up a baby badger. 547 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,399 And I do so want to meet him. 548 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,699 When we go to London for the season, 549 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:45,139 you'll barely have time for a badger. 550 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:49,299 Badgers are nocturnal anyway, so you wouldn't even see it. 551 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:50,699 Good point... 552 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:54,609 Darling Jassy, lend me your running-away money. 553 00:37:54,610 --> 00:37:55,690 What? No. 554 00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:59,859 I've saved and scraped ever since I was seven 555 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,899 for when I plan to run away myself. 556 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:04,339 I've no education or training, so I'll need every penny. 557 00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:07,409 Just enough for a couple of train tickets to Oxford. 558 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,579 Darling, I'll give it all back. 559 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:10,780 Tony will. 560 00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:12,180 I know men. 561 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,769 Who has a badger? 562 00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:16,499 Last time, you said you didn't mind 563 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,969 if you never saw the Davises again in your whole life! 564 00:38:18,970 --> 00:38:20,050 Oh, dear. 565 00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:23,219 You said you wanted to bash Lavender Davis's face in 566 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:24,299 with a mallet. 567 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:25,969 Yes, she did say that. 568 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,849 Come on, Fanny. Let's go! 569 00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:30,899 It's barely nine o'clock in the morning! Girls! 570 00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:35,670 Deceptacon by Le Tigre 571 00:38:42,290 --> 00:38:44,390 ♪ Every day and night 572 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,590 ♪ Every day and night 573 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:51,609 ♪ I can see your disco disco dick 574 00:38:51,610 --> 00:38:54,259 ♪ Is sucking my heart out of my mind 575 00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:57,139 ♪ I'm outta time, I'm outta fucking time 576 00:38:57,140 --> 00:39:00,269 ♪ I'm a gasoline gut with a vaseline mind 577 00:39:00,270 --> 00:39:03,659 ♪ Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco...? ♪ 578 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,200 ♪ One, two, three, four 579 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:11,769 ♪ You got what you been asking for 580 00:39:11,770 --> 00:39:13,389 ♪ You're so policy free and 581 00:39:13,390 --> 00:39:16,019 ♪ Your fantasy wheels and everything you think 582 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,649 ♪ And everything you feel 583 00:39:17,650 --> 00:39:20,939 ♪ Is all right, all right, all right, all... ♪ 584 00:39:22,930 --> 00:39:27,219 They're so serious. It's like church. 585 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,169 Do you think that we would be as clever? 586 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:32,079 If you evened it all out, I mean. 587 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,259 Bath time! 588 00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:45,420 Last one in's a sissy! 589 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,939 We must keep our ends up, Fanny. 590 00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:53,440 I think I'm happy with my end down. 591 00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:11,769 Come on, let's do it. We'd look so chic. 592 00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:18,219 Davey says it's deadly to talk about hunting. 593 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:22,639 Of course I won't! They're intellectuals. 594 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,640 Hello. 595 00:40:23,790 --> 00:40:25,790 Been hunting at all? 596 00:40:27,130 --> 00:40:29,359 Yes, actually. We were out yesterday. 597 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,040 - Good day? - Great. 598 00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:33,090 Actually very. 599 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:38,379 We found at once and we had a five-mile point and then we... 600 00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:40,499 - That's marvellous. - Yes! 601 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,609 Yeah. Well, we had a good day yesterday too. 602 00:40:42,610 --> 00:40:44,779 Then my first horse went lame. 603 00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:46,980 - Terrible shame. - Ah, no. 604 00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:50,099 He'd been looking awfully good all year. 605 00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,420 - Come on! - Mm! 606 00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:53,529 Here they are! 607 00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:56,179 About time! I said one o'clock, not five past. 608 00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:03,339 Go and have some of that cheese. Mummy sent this up. 609 00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:08,240 Talk to that man. 610 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,129 Say something clever. 611 00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:12,660 Oh... 612 00:41:13,010 --> 00:41:14,450 - Hello! - Hello. 613 00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:18,129 I'm a big fan of Virginia Woolf. 614 00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:20,529 Have you read Orlando? You look rather like The Bolter. 615 00:41:20,530 --> 00:41:22,989 A sort of Home Counties version. 616 00:41:22,990 --> 00:41:24,690 That's my mother. 617 00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:27,089 I shouldn't think so. 618 00:41:27,090 --> 00:41:29,459 You're much too old to be a child of The Bolter. 619 00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:32,139 Is she still with her white hunter? 620 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:35,440 What's all that hair on your nose? 621 00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:40,339 - Oh, my goodness. - Fanny, is there a hair...? 622 00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:54,050 Yes! 623 00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:56,589 You got away lightly. 624 00:41:58,510 --> 00:41:59,950 To the King. 625 00:42:02,610 --> 00:42:04,139 Drink it all! 626 00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:05,820 Oh... Two! Whoo! 627 00:42:06,770 --> 00:42:09,570 This isn't really enjoyable. 628 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,579 A ghastly feeling of guilt is beginning to give me 629 00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:16,449 a pain rather like indigestion. 630 00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:18,859 Yes, me too. Every time the door opens, 631 00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:21,489 I'm sure Uncle Matthew's going to be there cracking his whip. 632 00:42:21,490 --> 00:42:22,490 OK... 633 00:42:24,970 --> 00:42:26,769 I think we'd better go. 634 00:42:26,770 --> 00:42:27,770 Yes. 635 00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:33,519 - Shall... shall we? - Yes, I know. 636 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,420 Come on, baby. 637 00:42:35,950 --> 00:42:37,630 - Going to go? - Yes. 638 00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:40,499 FANNY: Oh, shush now. 639 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:42,009 You poor darling. 640 00:42:42,010 --> 00:42:45,169 But you know that you have to kiss a lot of frogs 641 00:42:45,170 --> 00:42:47,089 before you find your prince... 642 00:42:47,090 --> 00:42:48,410 ...of Wales! 643 00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:54,540 Oh, Fanny... 644 00:42:54,730 --> 00:42:56,170 Fanny, help. 645 00:42:58,220 --> 00:43:02,720 Love has increased threefold in one short day. 646 00:43:05,780 --> 00:43:06,780 But why? 647 00:43:07,450 --> 00:43:09,350 I love him! 648 00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:11,420 Oh, Linda, why? 649 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:15,020 Linda! Linda! 650 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:19,940 Linda! 651 00:43:21,970 --> 00:43:22,970 Linda! 652 00:43:41,770 --> 00:43:44,870 I have received a phone call... 653 00:43:50,290 --> 00:43:51,970 ...telling me... 654 00:43:53,070 --> 00:43:54,929 ...that someone has left a scarf 655 00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:58,330 in Tony Kroesig's rooms at Oxford. 656 00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:06,860 Now we know - you're not to be trusted. 657 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,369 So we'll have to take certain steps. 658 00:44:09,370 --> 00:44:10,929 Fanny, you will go straight home. 659 00:44:10,930 --> 00:44:13,999 Emily can... try to control you in the future, if she can. 660 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,239 But you'll go the same way as your mother The Bolter, 661 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:17,611 as sure as eggs is eggs. 662 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:19,416 Fa, you can't keep us locked up forever - 663 00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:21,039 we're practically middle-aged women! 664 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,360 - Don't interrupt your father. - Fanny is a scarlet woman - 665 00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:25,579 that's what we'd have called her in the old days. 666 00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:28,019 - I didn't even want to go. - And as for you, miss! 667 00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:30,259 You're worse, worse than The Bolter, imagine that! 668 00:44:30,260 --> 00:44:31,929 Please stop it about The Bolter. 669 00:44:31,930 --> 00:44:33,729 - No-one here is like her. - It's all unfair 670 00:44:33,730 --> 00:44:35,779 because I always feel like I'm the terrible person, 671 00:44:35,780 --> 00:44:37,419 and then Linda always seems so innocent. 672 00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:39,859 I blame that depraved sewer Merlin. 673 00:44:39,860 --> 00:44:41,459 Merlin's not depraved! 674 00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:44,909 He travels abroad and reads books and is sophisticated. 675 00:44:44,910 --> 00:44:47,339 - Travels abroad? - Yes, and his house 676 00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:49,209 is beautiful and comfortable and warm, 677 00:44:49,210 --> 00:44:51,819 a place to live in, and not some freezing medieval fortress 678 00:44:51,820 --> 00:44:53,649 to rush out from and kill things all day. 679 00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:56,109 I can't sit in a cupboard with Fanny for the rest of my life! 680 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:59,059 Well, you won't have to, cos Fanny's never coming back here again! 681 00:44:59,060 --> 00:45:01,101 And there can be no question of a London season now. 682 00:45:01,102 --> 00:45:01,860 - Fa, please! - No! 683 00:45:01,861 --> 00:45:04,261 We shall have to watch you every minute of the day in future. 684 00:45:04,262 --> 00:45:07,819 You're damn lucky not to get a thrashing. 685 00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:09,739 Now go to your rooms, both of you. 686 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:12,969 And you're not to speak to each other before Fanny leaves! 687 00:45:12,970 --> 00:45:15,249 Luckily, no-one will give them a second glance now 688 00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:17,650 with that dreadful hair. 689 00:45:28,820 --> 00:45:31,220 Goodbye, Fanny! Goodbye! 690 00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:33,060 Goodbye, Linda. 691 00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:36,049 Oh, we are unlucky to be us! 692 00:45:36,050 --> 00:45:37,610 Bye, darling! 693 00:45:37,930 --> 00:45:42,830 Of course, we were allowed a London season. 694 00:45:45,010 --> 00:45:47,059 ♪ Give my love to London 695 00:45:47,060 --> 00:45:49,460 ♪ Say I'll be there soon 696 00:45:49,690 --> 00:45:51,990 ♪ Meet me in Piccadilly 697 00:45:52,330 --> 00:45:54,609 ♪ And we'll dance by the light of the moon... ♪ 698 00:45:54,610 --> 00:45:57,489 The English upper-class version of the puberty ritual 699 00:45:57,490 --> 00:45:59,190 finally happened. 700 00:45:59,220 --> 00:46:01,459 Isn't it lovely to be lovely us? 701 00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:03,499 We came out into the world - 702 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:06,969 18 years old and ready for a husband. 703 00:46:06,970 --> 00:46:08,939 Do you get up to Scotland much? 704 00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:10,609 Care for nightclubs? 705 00:46:10,610 --> 00:46:13,110 I say, have you come far? 706 00:46:13,490 --> 00:46:15,859 We met last night at William Stonor's. 707 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,139 Don't you remember? 708 00:46:17,140 --> 00:46:18,140 No. 709 00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:19,740 Uh... 710 00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:25,969 But Linda was still in her dream of love for Tony. 711 00:46:25,970 --> 00:46:29,170 And Tony was nowhere to be seen. 712 00:46:30,970 --> 00:46:33,070 Oh, what's the point? 713 00:46:33,970 --> 00:46:37,670 I missed my only chance for happiness. 714 00:46:37,810 --> 00:46:39,609 I'm going to be a sour, 715 00:46:39,610 --> 00:46:42,610 wizened up, toothless old maid 716 00:46:42,990 --> 00:46:44,790 and die in a hole. 717 00:46:46,380 --> 00:46:47,380 Me too. 718 00:46:48,430 --> 00:46:52,830 We'll have each other to dribble on at least. 719 00:47:03,540 --> 00:47:05,100 Hello, Linda. 720 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,089 I've been looking everywhere for you. 721 00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:08,090 Really? 722 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:10,769 Shall I show you the balcony? 723 00:47:10,770 --> 00:47:11,770 Yes. 724 00:47:29,290 --> 00:47:31,499 Hello, darling! 725 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,400 You've got so tall! 726 00:47:33,940 --> 00:47:35,219 Hello, Bolter. 727 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:36,220 Mummy. 728 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,560 I'm your mummy! 729 00:47:40,690 --> 00:47:43,219 Was that Linda I just saw you with? 730 00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:44,220 Yes. 731 00:47:44,650 --> 00:47:47,059 Oh, no, it's such a mistake to be friends with girls 732 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,909 who are more beautiful than one is, darling. 733 00:47:48,910 --> 00:47:51,129 It's too dispiriting. Who was she with? 734 00:47:51,130 --> 00:47:52,690 Tony Kroesig. 735 00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:53,950 Tony?! Oh. 736 00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:56,100 That won't last. 737 00:47:59,290 --> 00:48:02,169 I want you to meet my friend, Colin. 738 00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:03,730 He's so nice! 739 00:48:03,890 --> 00:48:05,890 He's here somewhere. 740 00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:07,859 What happened to your white hunter? 741 00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:12,660 Dead. Shot in the head during a safari - too sad. 742 00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:15,539 Oh, well, at least you didn't have to bolt. 743 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,169 Yeah, no. Yes, for once! 744 00:48:20,170 --> 00:48:23,979 First one I lost respectably - to death. 745 00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:27,480 Oh, Fanny, dear, you're very funny. 746 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:34,700 I'm going to go and fetch lovely Colin for you to meet. 747 00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:43,379 ♪ D'ye ken John Peel with his coat so gay? 748 00:48:43,380 --> 00:48:47,089 ♪ D'ye ken John Peel at the break o' the day 749 00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:49,649 ♪ D'ye ken John Peel when he's far, far away... ♪ 750 00:48:49,650 --> 00:48:52,719 Oh, darling Colin, everything about you is heaven. 751 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,639 I just want to spend the whole night with you! 752 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,979 Goodness, let's! 753 00:48:55,980 --> 00:48:57,779 ♪ For the sound of his horn... ♪ 754 00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:59,179 Come, let's get out of here. 755 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:02,449 ♪ And the cry of his hounds which he oft times led 756 00:49:02,450 --> 00:49:05,899 ♪ Peel's "View, Halloo!" could awaken the dead 757 00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:09,849 ♪ Or the fox from his lair in the morning 758 00:49:09,850 --> 00:49:13,350 ♪ Yes, I ken John Peel and Ruby too 759 00:49:13,580 --> 00:49:16,849 ♪ Ranter and Royal and Bellman so true 760 00:49:16,850 --> 00:49:18,899 ♪ From the drag to the chase 761 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:21,139 ♪ From the chase to the view 762 00:49:21,140 --> 00:49:25,440 ♪ From a view to the death in the morning. ♪ 763 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:38,140 "Darling, I'm your mummy." 764 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:48,200 "Darling, I'm your mummy." 765 00:49:57,940 --> 00:50:01,579 That bloody Hun Kroesig has just telephoned. 766 00:50:01,580 --> 00:50:04,139 He wanted to speak to you, Linda. 767 00:50:04,140 --> 00:50:05,939 I told him to get the hell out of here - 768 00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:07,859 I don't want you mixed up with any Germans, 769 00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:09,660 do you understand? 770 00:50:10,570 --> 00:50:12,770 Well, I am "mixed up". 771 00:50:14,770 --> 00:50:16,819 As it happens, I'm engaged to him. 772 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,929 What did you...? Come here! 773 00:50:25,930 --> 00:50:27,849 What did you...? Come here, you! 774 00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:29,050 Come here! 775 00:50:31,220 --> 00:50:32,649 What did you say? 776 00:50:32,650 --> 00:50:35,750 How dare you! What did you say? 777 00:50:37,330 --> 00:50:39,979 What are you doing? She just said she's engaged! 778 00:50:59,060 --> 00:51:03,219 It wasn't just Uncle Matthew who opposed the engagement. 779 00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:07,329 Tony is Bottom to Linda's Titania, isn't he? 780 00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:09,039 He's ghastly. 781 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,219 A frightful Counter Hon. 782 00:51:11,220 --> 00:51:13,459 Nothing will wake her up. 783 00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:16,339 No. Not before it's too late. 784 00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:17,660 Poor Linda. 785 00:51:19,090 --> 00:51:21,609 She has an intensely romantic character, 786 00:51:21,610 --> 00:51:24,310 which is fatal for a woman. 787 00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:28,689 And also what makes her so completely irresistible. 788 00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:31,569 Fortunately, most women are madly matter-of-fact. 789 00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:35,659 Otherwise, the world could hardly carry on. 790 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,360 What am I, Davey? 791 00:51:39,820 --> 00:51:41,620 You're you, Fanny. 792 00:51:43,090 --> 00:51:45,090 You'll be all right. 793 00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:46,780 Hm. 794 00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:51,089 Lord Merlin was braver than the rest of us. 795 00:51:51,090 --> 00:51:53,410 - Are you pleased about my engagement? - No, of course not. 796 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,511 Why are you doing it? 797 00:51:56,140 --> 00:51:57,739 We're in love. 798 00:51:57,740 --> 00:51:59,219 And what makes you think so? 799 00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:02,289 One doesn't think, one knows. 800 00:52:02,290 --> 00:52:03,990 Oh, fiddlesticks! 801 00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:09,940 Well! 802 00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:14,579 You evidently don't understand a thing about love. 803 00:52:14,580 --> 00:52:17,579 So what's the use in talking to you? 804 00:52:17,580 --> 00:52:21,299 Love is for grown-ups, as you'll discover one day. 805 00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:22,449 You'll also discover 806 00:52:22,450 --> 00:52:24,179 that it's got nothing to do with marriage. 807 00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:26,889 I'm all in favour of you marrying, if you so wish, 808 00:52:26,890 --> 00:52:31,689 but for God's sake, not to a bore like Tony Kroesig! 809 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:33,329 He's your friend. 810 00:52:33,330 --> 00:52:35,570 If he's such a bore, why would you bring him to my party? 811 00:52:35,571 --> 00:52:37,739 I can't guess that you'll go and marry every stopgap 812 00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:40,619 that comes to stay at my house! 813 00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:55,569 Can't think why Merlin says he's such a bore. 814 00:52:55,570 --> 00:52:57,770 Tony knows everything. 815 00:52:58,930 --> 00:53:01,939 Well, yes, that's exactly it, he does. 816 00:53:01,940 --> 00:53:04,640 At least he thinks he does. 817 00:53:16,980 --> 00:53:18,259 Oh, bother Merlin. 818 00:53:18,260 --> 00:53:19,809 You know, I'm starting to think 819 00:53:19,810 --> 00:53:22,289 that Fa was right about him all along. 820 00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:24,690 He is a little depraved. 821 00:53:27,730 --> 00:53:29,410 Don't you think? 822 00:53:42,490 --> 00:53:47,439 I'm afraid I have to make Lavender Davis chief bridesmaid. 823 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,540 But you'll be second. 824 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,320 She's Tony's cousin. 825 00:53:52,940 --> 00:53:56,289 And she is responsible for us getting together, after all. 826 00:53:56,290 --> 00:53:58,449 Well, only most unwittingly. 827 00:53:58,450 --> 00:54:02,950 Unwittingly or wittingly, what does it matter? 828 00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:26,780 Um... 829 00:54:27,850 --> 00:54:29,529 Would you take my flowers for me? 830 00:54:29,530 --> 00:54:33,230 Take my flowers for me, would you? Oh! 831 00:54:34,990 --> 00:54:37,449 - Oh, hello, Fanny, darling. - Come and have a champagne! 832 00:54:37,450 --> 00:54:38,649 Oh, I'm so sorry! 833 00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:42,850 - Excuse me. Sorry. - No, I'm sorry. Excuse me. 834 00:54:46,770 --> 00:54:48,009 - This... - There you are. 835 00:54:48,010 --> 00:54:51,610 - Yes, thank you. - That's all right.I... 836 00:54:51,850 --> 00:54:54,489 Are you one of those bright young things? 837 00:54:54,490 --> 00:54:56,689 Oh, I don't know. Would you like me to be? 838 00:54:56,690 --> 00:54:58,390 Not particularly. 839 00:55:00,780 --> 00:55:02,460 - So, uh... - Fanny! 840 00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:04,689 - Yes? - Let's talk about... 841 00:55:04,690 --> 00:55:06,669 It's time, everyone's sitting down. 842 00:55:07,890 --> 00:55:10,209 Yes, can we just, um, chat, Fanny? 843 00:55:10,210 --> 00:55:12,559 Well, we will later - you have to say hello to everyone. 844 00:55:16,340 --> 00:55:17,340 Come on! 845 00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:20,860 Get in! 846 00:55:25,390 --> 00:55:27,820 Well... What do you think? 847 00:55:27,822 --> 00:55:29,441 It's better than Louisa's, isn't it? 848 00:55:29,461 --> 00:55:30,691 There's that at least. 849 00:55:30,692 --> 00:55:32,311 I say, has anyone seen Linda? 850 00:55:32,312 --> 00:55:35,163 - Shh, shh, shh! - I need to start my speech. 851 00:55:35,350 --> 00:55:38,034 Darling, you'd better get out and be the bride. 852 00:55:38,035 --> 00:55:39,178 I know, I know. 853 00:55:39,180 --> 00:55:41,169 Can we just stay for a second longer 854 00:55:41,170 --> 00:55:43,659 and just... chat and catch up? 855 00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:45,259 Your train's poking out - 856 00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:47,614 it's going to be quite obvious you're in here. 857 00:55:47,615 --> 00:55:48,399 Darling, 858 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:52,300 in my bitter determination to grow up... 859 00:55:52,940 --> 00:55:56,049 ...I'd forgotten we'd have to stop being children. 860 00:55:56,050 --> 00:55:57,299 Yes, there is that. 861 00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:59,889 Can we still be toothless old maids together? 862 00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:01,689 Not really - you just got married! 863 00:56:04,340 --> 00:56:07,409 Oh, dear. I'm feeling a bit lost. 864 00:56:07,410 --> 00:56:08,410 Oh. 865 00:56:08,650 --> 00:56:11,059 Are there really to be no more Christmases 866 00:56:11,060 --> 00:56:12,459 at Alconleigh? 867 00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:14,160 Linda! 868 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:22,000 Get out of there at once! 869 00:56:23,090 --> 00:56:26,290 Tony's about to make his speech. 870 00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:08,540 Ah, there she is. Speak of the devil. 871 00:57:11,020 --> 00:57:12,369 Come on, girl, get over here. 872 00:57:12,370 --> 00:57:14,170 ♪ My baby loves me 873 00:57:14,650 --> 00:57:16,269 ♪ I'm so happy 874 00:57:16,270 --> 00:57:19,270 ♪ Happy makes me a modern girl 875 00:57:19,730 --> 00:57:21,410 ♪ Took my money 876 00:57:21,970 --> 00:57:25,419 ♪ And bought a TV... ♪ Go on. 877 00:57:25,420 --> 00:57:27,520 I love you. 878 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:31,200 Er, when I first met Linda, 879 00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:34,809 she told me she was an Honourable, 880 00:57:34,810 --> 00:57:36,559 the daughter of a baron, 881 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,760 spoke fluent French... 882 00:57:42,490 --> 00:57:46,290 ...and rode to hounds with the Bicester. 883 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,819 And I knew, right off the bat, 884 00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:54,609 she was hellbent on marrying me. 885 00:57:56,780 --> 00:57:59,219 Despite all that, I still managed to fall for her! 886 00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:03,379 Erm, you see, I think what... 887 00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:07,089 ...what sealed the deal, as we say in banking... 888 00:58:09,780 --> 00:58:11,460 ♪ I'm so happy 889 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:13,380 ♪ Happy makes me 890 00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:15,100 ♪ A modern girl 891 00:58:15,150 --> 00:58:16,830 ♪ Took my money 892 00:58:16,940 --> 00:58:19,240 ♪ And bought a doughnut 893 00:58:19,450 --> 00:58:22,509 ♪ The hole's the size of this entire world 894 00:58:22,510 --> 00:58:24,190 ♪ My whole life 895 00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:29,939 ♪ Was like a picture of a sunny day 896 00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:31,620 ♪ My whole life 897 00:58:33,850 --> 00:58:37,750 ♪ Looked like the picture of a sunny day 898 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,200 ♪ My baby loves me 899 00:58:54,380 --> 00:58:56,060 ♪ I'm so angry 900 00:58:56,410 --> 00:58:59,410 ♪ Anger makes me a modern girl 901 00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:01,450 ♪ Took my money 902 00:59:01,690 --> 00:59:03,859 ♪ I couldn't buy nothin' 903 00:59:03,860 --> 00:59:07,260 ♪ I'm sick of this brave new world 904 00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:09,060 ♪ My whole life 905 00:59:11,050 --> 00:59:14,539 ♪ Was like the picture of a sunny day 906 00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:16,220 ♪ My whole life 907 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:22,580 ♪ Looked like the picture of a sunny day. ♪ 907 00:59:23,305 --> 01:00:23,553 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7uqtj Help other users to choose the best subtitles