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- What are you working on?
- Can't talk. In the zone.

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- Do you know what he's doing?
- Could be anything.

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Last time he was like this,
he figured out

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electron transport in graphene.

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The time before that,
he was making a list of who's allowed

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in his tree fort if he ever gets one.

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Still can't believe
I didn't make the cut.

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Sheldon, you want to take a break?
Your food's ready.

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No, what are you doing?
He's both happy and quiet.

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It's like seeing a unicorn
and Bigfoot at the same time.

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Sorry we're so late.

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Bernadette got stuck at work.

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Great news! A raccoon virus
just crossed the species barrier

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and now can infect humans!

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Why is that great news?

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In the pharmaceutical business,
we have a saying:

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"Mo' infections, mo' money."

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Wait!

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Maybe you want to wash
your little raccoon hands first.

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Calm down.
If I had it, I'd be dead already.

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Guys, listen up.

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Can't listen, zone.

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Also don't care.

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Next week is the anniversary
of my first date with Bernadette.

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Really don't care.

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I want to do something special,

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and I was hoping you guys
could be a part of it.

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What horrible thing
are you trying to make up for?

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Just putting something in the bank
for what horrible thing I do next.

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Ah.

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Look, she's gonna be back any second,
so here's the deal:

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I'm writing a song, and hoping we
could all play it for her together.

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- I love that.
- That is so beautiful.

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Sheldon?

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When did we get
to The Cheesecake Factory?

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♪ (THEME SONG PLAYS) ♪

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It's really sweet what Howard
wants to do for Bernadette.

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Yeah. Hey, how come
you've never done anything romantic

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to celebrate our first date?

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Well, for starters, you've broken up
with me so many times,

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which first date
are we talking about?

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Whoa! Somebody call
the burn ward.

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And back to the zone.

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And besides, I do romantic things
for you all the time.

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Can you even name one romantic thing
you've done for me?

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- I can name tons.
- Sex doesn't count.

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I know, what about
that bed-and-breakfast?

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Well, I took you there.
All you did was...

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I know what I did.

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I bet they had to throw out
that rocking chair.

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You know, I can be romantic
if I want to.

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It's fine. And also not true.

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Okay, just you wait and see.

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I'm gonna romance
your freakin' ass off.

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That's beautiful.
Is that Shakespeare?

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- Sheldon?
- Zone.

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He'll figure it out
when he falls off the roof.

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Sheldon, I know you're in the zone,
but do you want some tea?

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All right, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this, but

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you haven't spoken in hours
and I'm starting to get worried.

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Please say something.

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Leonard, prepare to be humbled
and weep at the glory of my genius.

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Nope, it was better before.

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Look at it.

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I feel like my mind just made a baby.

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And it's beautiful.

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It's not like human babies,
which are loud and covered in goop.

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Holy crap, Sheldon,
did you just figure out a method

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for synthesizing a new stable
super-heavy element?

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Did I?
Well, that can't be right.

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No one's ever done that before.
Except me, because I just did it!

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♪ Sheldon and his brain, yeah!
Sheldon and his brain, yeah!

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- ♪ Sheldon and his brain... ♪
- Definitely better before.

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So, I'm almost done
writing the song for Bernadette.

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Are you cool playing the cello?

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If by "cool"
you mean "willing to," yes.

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If by "cool" you mean "cool,"

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clearly you've never seen me
play the cello.

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Great. Will you play the ukulele?

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Of course. I'd be happy
to shred it on my ax.

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Or you could just play your tiny,
ridiculous guitar.

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Fine. I will melt her heart.

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And her face!

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Gentlemen.

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No doubt you heard
about my little breakthrough.

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Now, if your plan
is to hoist me on your shoulders

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and carry me around the cafeteria,
please refrain.

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I don't care for heights,
motion sickness

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or the thought of your necks
touching my buttocks.

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Seriously, congratulations, Sheldon.

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Yeah, I read your paper online.

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That technique for creating
a new heavy element is inspired.

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Thank you.
Believe it or not,

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I just learned
a Chinese research team

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at the Hubei Institute
for Nuclear Physics

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ran a test on a cyclotron,

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and the results
were extremely promising.

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Sheldon, that's incredible.

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I know! They called it
the greatest thing

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since the Communist party.

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Although I'm pretty sure that the
Communist party made them say that.

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I like China.

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See, they know how
to keep people in line.

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So, what happens next?

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More testing,
more success, more fame.

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But don't worry, I will remain
the same down-to-earth humble Joe

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- I've always been.
- Good to know.

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Now give me that cookie;
I discovered an element.

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Thank you so much for coming.

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You called the right person.

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I believe I have the perfect romantic
evening for you to give Leonard.

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Okay, good, 'cause I've been
really struggling with this.

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As I'm sure you're aware,

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the quickest way to a man's heart
is through his...

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Pants, but Leonard says
sex doesn't count.

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Hm. You poor thing.

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You have one arrow in your quiver,
and you just can't use it.

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Fortunately, another pathway
to a man's heart

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is through his stomach.

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I don't know if I want to cook
for him; he's kind of a picky eater.

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I mean, "It's too salty.
It's too dry.

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It's too burnt and frozen
at the same time."

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Wait, come on, what else
would sweep you off your feet?

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Well, I've always had this fantasy
that involves dancing.

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The sexual chemistry between
my partner and me is electric.

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But boy, oh, boy,
does my father not approve

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until he sees us
in the big dance competition.

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Okay, that's just the plot
for Dirty Dancing.

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What else would you love,
other than

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being lifted
over Patrick Swayze's head?

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Oh, oh. You could
stand outside his window

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with a boom box in the air.

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That's from Say Anything.

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Look, I'm a lonely guy;
I watch a lot of movies.

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Look, Penny,

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if you truly want to be romantic,
it needs to come from you.

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I get that, but why is this so hard?

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Well, you've probably never had
to do this stuff 'cause you're young

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and beautiful and men have
always thrown themselves at you.

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Yeah, I'm trying to be sad
about that. I can't.

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Let's see, what's next?
Okay! Here.

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This is the Magic Marker

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I was using
when I made the discovery.

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I don't think the Smithsonian's
gonna want your marker.

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And that's why you're not
on the list for my tree fort.

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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Ooh! Guess who's getting an article

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written about him in Physics Today?

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I'll give you a hint.

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You measured the diameter
of his suspicious mole yesterday.

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Sheldon, I'm so proud of you.

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Well, you should be. My discovery
is spreading like wildfire.

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Unlike my mole, which is holding
steady at the size of a navy bean.

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What's next?

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This is the very copy

156
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of The Handbook
of Chemistry and Physics

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in which I looked up the reaction
rates of mendelevium and...

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- And what?
- No.

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- No, no, no, no.
- What's wrong?

160
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I've made a horrible mistake.

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What are you talking about?

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This table,
it's in square centimeters.

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I read it as square meters.

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You know what that means?

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That Americans can't handle
the metric system?

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Amy, I was off by a factor of 10,000.

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But the Chinese team
found the element.

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They shouldn't have.
My calculations were wrong.

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There must be some resonance between
the elements I didn't know about.

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So you just got lucky?

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Sheldon Cooper does not get lucky!

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You and me both, brother.

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It doesn't matter.
The element was found because of you,

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and that's groundbreaking.

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What matters is
the greatest scientific achievement

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00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,046
of my life is based on a blunder.

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I'm not a genius, I'm a fraud.

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You know, Sheldon, in neuroscience,

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we're forever finding something
in one part of the brain

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that we thought was someplace else.

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Great. Now I'm worse than
a fraud. I'm practically a biologist.

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You got to stop beating
yourself up over this.

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I mean, you made a mistake,
but it was a happy mistake.

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There's nothing happy about it.

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I'm being given credit
that I don't deserve.

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People get things
they don't deserve all the time.

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Look at me with you.

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No, Leonard, this is going
to haunt me for the rest of my life:

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every science classroom, every
periodic table, every textbook.

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This mistake
will be staring back at me

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Like that time you let Koothrappali
wax your eyebrows.

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I've got to find a way
to stop this thing.

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00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:05,228
Buddy, I don't think you can. I mean,
once it's out there, it's out there.

194
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:08,648
This thing is like the science
equivalent of a sex tape.

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00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,901
Frankly, I'd prefer a sex tape.

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00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,709
You don't know
what a sex tape is, do you?

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00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:14,946
No.

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Make sure you guys get
to the restaurant by 8:00.

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00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,182
Bernadette's
meeting me there at 8:30.

200
00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:23,038
- I don't want to blow the surprise.
- We'll be there.

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00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:26,666
Got it. Now, I have
a question about the song.

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00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:30,295
I was thinking at some point
I could bust out a little rap.

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Nah, nah, nuh, nuh, nuh, no.

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Come on, come on,
you haven't even heard it yet.

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00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,681
Leonard, give me a beat.

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00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,600
I will not.

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00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,061
Please?

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- No, I want this to be romantic.
- It will be!

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00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,399
I don't call anyone a ho,
and the only time

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00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:54,277
I use the phrase "my bitch,"
I'm referring to you.

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MAN: There he is!
(APPLAUSE)

212
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,827
Stop it. Stop celebrating me!

213
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,746
Woo!

214
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,915
And no woos!

215
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,333
Not you, Dr. Woo, you're fine.

216
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,965
I want you all to know that
you have no reason to applaud me.

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00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:19,761
My so-called breakthrough
wasn't the result of my genius.

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00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,263
It was nothing more
than a boneheaded mistake.

219
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:26,017
So please refrain from praising me
for it in the future.

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I don't understand.
They didn't find the element?

221
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,480
No, they found the element.

222
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,024
(APPLAUSE) No, no, stop it!

223
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,792
I don't need to take this admiration
from the likes of you people!

224
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,907
- How do I make them stop loving me?
- Invite them to live with us.

225
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,080
Boy, Bernadette is gonna love this.

226
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:51,126
It must be nice to have someone
do something so romantic.

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00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,461
Okay, you know what's not romantic?

228
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,004
Rubbing it in someone's face.

229
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:58,341
Actually, it can be,
but I told you sex doesn't count.

230
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,723
I'm getting worried about Bernadette.
I'm gonna call and check on her.

231
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,685
The National Science Foundation
wants to give me a substantial grant.

232
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,146
- That's a big deal.
- I know.

233
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,148
When will this nightmare end?

234
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,480
Hey, I get that you feel bad about
all the attention,

235
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,571
but still, what you did is amazing.
We're really proud of you.

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00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,741
- I'm not.
- You're not?

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00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,452
Sheldon, I've been thinking about it,

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00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,246
and you're right,
you don't deserve any credit.

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00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,708
All you did was misread
some numbers on a table.

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A very easy table, too.

241
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Honestly, I'm embarrassed for you.

242
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,925
That's the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.

243
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:46,139
Damn it, everyone's
better at this than me.

244
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,726
Congratulations, Dr. Fowler.
You just made the fort.

245
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,398
Guys, there was an accident
at Bernie's lab.

246
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,941
My God, is she okay?

247
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,444
Yeah, but she's at the hospital
in quarantine.

248
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- What?
- Poor Bernadette.

249
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,741
I hate to pile on the bad news,
but I just got a raise.

250
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,169
My God, Bernie, what happened?

251
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,838
Well, let's just say the next time
you move a dozen vials

252
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:22,050
of raccoon virus to the fridge,
make two trips.

253
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,345
You're sure you're okay?

254
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,680
Yeah, it's just a precaution.
If there was a problem,

255
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I'd be throwing up
out of my eyeballs by now.

256
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- Sorry I messed up our date.
- No, don't worry about it.

257
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,606
I brought the date here.

258
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Guys, come on in.

259
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What's all this?

260
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Well, tonight is the anniversary
of our first date,

261
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and I wanted to celebrate it
by writing a song for you.

262
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Howie.

263
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Sheldon, get over here!

264
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,581
She might be contagious.

265
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,168
Don't you think I'm having
a rough enough day?

266
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Sheldon!

267
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♪ (PLAYING UPBEAT SONG
ON KEYBOARD) ♪

268
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♪ If I didn't have you

269
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♪ Life would be blue

270
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,063
♪ I'd be Doctor Who
without the TARDIS

271
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Is it me,
or does she not look so good?

272
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,152
♪ A candle without a wick
A Watson without a Crick

273
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,197
♪ I'd be one of my outfits
without a dickey

274
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♪ I'd be cheese without the mac

275
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,952
♪ Jobs without the Wozniak

276
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,412
♪ I'd be solving
exponential equations

277
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,997
♪ That use bases
not found on your calculator

278
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♪ Making it much harder to crack

279
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,626
♪ I'd be an atom without a bomb

280
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♪ A dot without the com

281
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♪ And I'd probably still live
with my mom

282
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♪ And he'd probably still live
with his mom

283
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,513
♪ Ever since I met you,
you turned my world around

284
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,683
♪ You supported all my dreams
and all my hopes

285
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,769
♪ You're like uranium-235
and I'm uranium-238

286
00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:01,733
♪ Almost inseparable isotopes

287
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,946
♪ I couldn't have imagined

288
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,741
♪ How good my life would get

289
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,492
♪ From the moment

290
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,287
♪ That I met you, Bernadette

291
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Howie.

292
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,416
♪ If I didn't have you

293
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,043
♪ Life would be dreary

294
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,004
♪ I'd be string theory
without any string

295
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,547
♪ I'd be binary code
without a one

296
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,435
♪ A cathode ray tube
without an electron gun

297
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,260
♪ I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers
without Joss Whedon

298
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,179
♪ I'd speak a lot more Klingon

299
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♪ (SINGS IN KLINGON) ♪

300
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,810
♪ And he'd definitely
still live with his mom

301
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,856
♪ Ever since I met you
you turned my world around

302
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,109
♪ You're my best friend
and my lover

303
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,780
♪ We're like changing electric
and magnetic fields

304
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,074
♪ You can't have one

305
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♪ Without the other

306
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,540
♪ I couldn't have imagined

307
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,961
♪ How good my life would get

308
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,172
♪ From the moment that I met you

309
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,715
♪ Bernadette

310
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♪ We couldn't have imagined

311
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,224
♪ How good our lives would get

312
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,602
♪ From the moment that we met you

313
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,981
♪ Bernadette ♪

314
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:33,199
Howie, that was amazing!
Look, I'm shaking.

315
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,368
She's sick, I knew it. Bye!

316
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,751
I have to say, this is the best
Top Ramen you've ever made.

317
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,464
I discovered a secret ingredient:
the flavor packet.

318
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,926
That sucker is well named.

319
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,347
All right, lover boy, get ready,

320
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,892
'cause there is a crap storm
of romance coming your way.

321
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,145
Stop it, you're gonna make me cry.

322
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,106
♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

323
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,066
All right, you seem pretty confident.

324
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,443
Oh, I am.

325
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,321
Maybe if you follow this trail,

326
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,865
you'll see why.

327
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,617
- Oh... Rose petals.
- Yes.

328
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,996
The most beautiful and shockingly
expensive of all the flowers.

329
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,377
You made the bed? You really
are pulling out all the stops.

330
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,881
Okay, I gave this a lot of thought,

331
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:34,052
and I finally found something
to show you how much I love you.

332
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,641
Oh, wow.

333
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,145
It's a first edition
of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

334
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,731
I remember it was your
favorite book growing up.

335
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,650
This is great.

336
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,903
Thank you... so much.

337
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,655
What?

338
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,324
Nothing. I love it.

339
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,576
No, something's going on.
What's wrong with it?

340
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,425
I remember you saying how great
it would be to have a first edition.

341
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,707
It's true, I did. I did say that...

342
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,210
...when we were at
the used bookstore together

343
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,296
and I saw the first edition
and I bought it.

344
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,967
Oh my God, I am the worst!

345
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,775
No, no, it's okay.
It's really thoughtful.

346
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,513
No, it's not! I mean...

347
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,058
What's thoughtful
is everything you do.

348
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,187
Here, you know what?
Look at this.

349
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,149
Look, here's the...
the plane ticket you bought me

350
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,527
when I was too poor
to go home for the holidays.

351
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:36,697
And the rose you left
on my windshield... just because.

352
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,450
Here's the thank-you letter
you wrote me

353
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,202
after the first time
I slept with you.

354
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,540
All 11 pages of it.

355
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,585
Can't believe
you saved all this stuff.

356
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,464
Of course I did. It's you.

357
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,218
Come here.

358
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,308
Is that a pregnancy test?

359
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,019
Just the first one.
I didn't save them all.

360
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,903
I can't believe
I read this table wrong.

361
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,446
I blame you.

362
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,908
Me? What did I do?

363
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,451
You distract me.

364
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:25,037
I've been distracted
since the moment I met you.

365
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,458
- Sorry.
- Well, you should be.

366
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:33,129
Because all I can think about
is how much I want to kiss you.

367
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,551
And not just on the cheek,
but on the mouth.

368
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,348
Like mommies and daddies do.

369
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,729
Oh, Sheldon.

370
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,152
SHELDON: Amy?

371
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:02,033
Amy? Did you hear what I said?

372
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,701
Can't talk, in the zone.

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00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,689
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