1 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:07,800 - And, so, you know, producers and everybody's in one room 2 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,060 and I'm in the recording booth. 3 00:00:09,060 --> 00:00:10,400 - Yeah. - All of a sudden, 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,170 into the booth walks Al Pacino. 5 00:00:12,170 --> 00:00:13,840 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop. 6 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,260 Al Pacino walks into the booth with you? 7 00:00:16,260 --> 00:00:19,060 - Yes, and he's like, "Whoa, where's Bobby?" 8 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,070 - Where's Bobby? - Where's Bobby? 9 00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:21,490 - He overheard you in the other room. 10 00:00:21,490 --> 00:00:23,082 He though that you were De Niro. 11 00:00:23,082 --> 00:00:25,560 - So then, he stays in the booth with me 12 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,760 and I'm still working and he's like-- 13 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,800 - That didn't happen. - It did. 14 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,230 And then like 10 minutes into it, De Niro walks in. 15 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,120 - You're messing with me. 16 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,090 - He walks in and I guess we're gonna 17 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:33,710 have lunch or something, and then Al goes, 18 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:35,480 "Oh, Bobby this guy sounds just like you." 19 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,370 And Robert De Niro's like, 20 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,570 "Really? 21 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:38,890 "You sound like me? 22 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:39,723 "You talkin' like me?" 23 00:00:39,723 --> 00:00:41,090 - He says, "You talkin' like me?" 24 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:41,923 He does the face? 25 00:00:41,923 --> 00:00:42,756 - You talkin' like me, you sound like me? 26 00:00:42,756 --> 00:00:45,500 They're pushing on me, you know, my two idols. 27 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:48,100 I don't wanna do the De Niro impression. 28 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:48,970 You understand. - You don't wanna offend them. 29 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:51,180 - I don't wanna offend them, it's not gonna work. 30 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:52,190 - What did ya do? 31 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:54,300 - I did Christopher Walken. 32 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:57,770 Al, Bobby, c'mon, we're three New Yorkers. 33 00:00:57,770 --> 00:01:00,610 We're tryin' to make a living. 34 00:01:00,610 --> 00:01:01,610 I'm a hired gun. 35 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:05,000 And then Al goes ballistic and goes, "It's got magic balls!" 36 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:05,890 - Magic balls. 37 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:07,740 - Out he goes from the studio and then, 38 00:01:07,740 --> 00:01:08,720 De Niro and I are alone. 39 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,260 De Niro's scrutinizing me. 40 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:12,780 He's looking me up and down. 41 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:14,330 He says to me finally, he goes, 42 00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:16,790 "You're talented. 43 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:19,720 "You should get a life." 44 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,206 It's like the best moment and the worst moment of my career. 45 00:01:34,131 --> 00:01:34,964 - I don't know, I just thought maybe we could 46 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,860 start the day with exercise. 47 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:38,160 - Well, that's a good theory. 48 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,380 - Hey, did you get that Breaking Bad 49 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:41,220 animated thing turned in? 50 00:01:41,220 --> 00:01:42,870 Because your demo was fantastic. 51 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,030 - Thanks, yeah, I'm gonna do it today. 52 00:01:44,030 --> 00:01:46,460 Boy, yeah, wasn't Ross's Jesse Pinkman great? 53 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:48,040 I'm not in love with my Walter White. 54 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,480 - Oh, your Walter White is great. 55 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,640 You're 10 times better than the Malcolm in the Middle dad. 56 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,910 - Bryan Cranston, he's got three Emmy's and 57 00:01:54,910 --> 00:01:56,380 his job is not in danger. 58 00:01:57,290 --> 00:02:00,380 He is the danger. - See, that is good. 59 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:02,750 - Every night, before I go to bed, 60 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:05,810 I've gotten in the habit of writing my own obituary. 61 00:02:05,810 --> 00:02:06,643 It's an exercise. 62 00:02:06,643 --> 00:02:08,950 Probably not terribly healthy, 63 00:02:08,950 --> 00:02:11,320 but I'll list out an assessment of the things 64 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,050 I think are positive about my life so far. 65 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,680 And in the obituary I write: 66 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:20,000 loving husband, good father, great parallel parker. 67 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,180 All these important things. 68 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:23,450 And then, I think about my career as 69 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:27,080 a voiceover actor and an impressionist and... 70 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,110 And I get depressed. 71 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,220 Although, I've had success. 72 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:34,780 I really have had some amazing success. 73 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:43,720 George Bush talking a little bit faster. 74 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:46,520 Enough is enough! 75 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,680 I've had it these mother sister snakes 76 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,780 on this Monday through Friday plane! 77 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:54,470 Give me the keys, you fairy godmother. 78 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:56,910 Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon. 79 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,610 Which wallet is mine? 80 00:02:58,610 --> 00:03:01,360 The one that says bad hat monkey feather on it. 81 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,020 Fargo fixture show. 82 00:03:11,430 --> 00:03:13,400 I just feel like I'm at a crossroads. 83 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,210 And I need a change. 84 00:03:15,210 --> 00:03:18,750 So, honestly, I'm ready to just 85 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:21,223 give it all up and quit doing impressions. 86 00:03:21,223 --> 00:03:23,047 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ 87 00:03:23,047 --> 00:03:26,254 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 88 00:03:26,254 --> 00:03:27,763 - Al Pacino! 89 00:03:27,763 --> 00:03:29,697 ♪ Over the fields we go ♪ 90 00:03:29,697 --> 00:03:30,761 ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ 91 00:03:30,761 --> 00:03:32,000 - John C. Reilly! 92 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,711 ♪ Bells on bob-tails ring ♪ 93 00:03:33,711 --> 00:03:34,718 ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ 94 00:03:34,718 --> 00:03:36,066 - Michael Caine! 95 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:37,827 ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing ♪ 96 00:03:37,827 --> 00:03:39,216 ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ 97 00:03:39,216 --> 00:03:40,844 - Brad Pitt! 98 00:03:40,844 --> 00:03:42,004 - Jingle bells, jingle bells-- 99 00:03:43,204 --> 00:03:44,180 - Harrison Ford! 100 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,223 - Oh, what fun it is to ride 101 00:03:45,223 --> 00:03:46,070 in a one-horse open sleigh-- 102 00:03:46,070 --> 00:03:48,110 - James Gandolfini! 103 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:50,340 - Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! 104 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:51,460 - Kevin Spacey! 105 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:55,359 - Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh. 106 00:03:57,275 --> 00:03:59,360 I haven't watched this video in over a year. 107 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,430 You know, it went viral. 108 00:04:00,430 --> 00:04:03,980 I was invited onto Conan, Kimmel's night show, 109 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:05,670 Rachael Ray, Ellen, everywhere, 110 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:10,480 but after the appearances dried up I went flat broke. 111 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,970 And my 15 minutes of fame were up. 112 00:04:12,970 --> 00:04:15,510 And that's when Jim saw my video. 113 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:20,280 He offered to mentor me and his wife Annie became my manager 114 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:21,830 and it was amazing. 115 00:04:21,830 --> 00:04:24,020 Just, really fantastic of them. 116 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,810 - Celina, aren't you hungry? 117 00:04:26,810 --> 00:04:28,010 - I'm starving. 118 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:28,843 - We should wake him up. 119 00:04:28,843 --> 00:04:29,810 - No, don't. 120 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:31,330 He's so beautiful when he sleeps. 121 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:32,430 He's like a puppy dog. 122 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,624 - You know he's kind of old for you. 123 00:04:35,624 --> 00:04:37,420 - Hey, Pinkman! 124 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:39,310 Wake up, we've gotta cook. 125 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:41,260 - That was it, right there. 126 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:45,410 - Sure, Ross has been on our couch for about six months. 127 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,010 But it's not permanent. 128 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:48,330 And he's a terrific actor, 129 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,570 so it's really only a matter of time 130 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:52,330 before he gets a big break, gets a big show, 131 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:56,630 and then we'll all be camping out on his couch. 132 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,690 Metaphorically speaking. 133 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:00,840 - Look, I personally enjoyed doing impressions, 134 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,070 but do you know how many people think 135 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:03,590 I'm some sort of trained monkey 136 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:05,420 here to perform for them at will? 137 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:06,490 It's annoying. 138 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:08,230 - Could you say that as Colin Farrell? 139 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:09,340 - Uh, what? 140 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:12,690 - I mean, say that I'm amazing, but say it as Colin Farrell. 141 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:14,645 - Amber, you are bloody amazing. 142 00:05:14,645 --> 00:05:16,680 - Oh my god, yes. 143 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,000 Now, do Matthew McConaughey. 144 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,250 - When I was a kid I didn't wanna 145 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:21,180 do an impression of Al Pacino. 146 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,013 That was not my goal. 147 00:05:22,013 --> 00:05:23,230 I wanted to be Al Pacino. 148 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:25,680 I wanted to be a great dramatic actor. 149 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,890 - I wanted to be Justin Timberlake. 150 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,840 - You still can, I think. 151 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,590 We've tried to stop doing impressions 152 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:34,400 many times, but, they want a Morgan Freeman, George Clooney 153 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,860 inspirational speech. 154 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:38,260 Hollywood industry people, Spielberg-level people 155 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:39,093 are gonna be there. 156 00:05:39,093 --> 00:05:40,515 I didn't just wanna say no to it. 157 00:05:40,515 --> 00:05:41,348 - We were just talking about this-- 158 00:05:41,348 --> 00:05:42,210 - It's $10,000. 159 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:43,410 - That's what they said. 160 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,250 - But this time is different. 161 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:50,490 This time, we're prepared. 162 00:05:50,490 --> 00:05:52,490 Ross and I have a 12-step program 163 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:56,300 to stop doing impressions and to transition 164 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:58,860 into becoming respected dramatic actors. 165 00:05:58,860 --> 00:05:59,693 - Well, if you guys email me 166 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,800 your Breaking Bad audition 167 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,586 I'll make sure to get it to the casting director. 168 00:06:02,586 --> 00:06:03,470 - I told ya I'd do it. 169 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:04,990 Sure, you know what else I'll do? 170 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,540 I'll throw a lasso around the moon 171 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:07,530 and I'll bring it down to you and I'll 172 00:06:07,530 --> 00:06:09,177 stick it on an email and an attachment-- 173 00:06:09,177 --> 00:06:11,046 - Alright, alright, alright. 174 00:06:11,046 --> 00:06:13,200 Hey, until you get a job you work for me. 175 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,033 Come on. 176 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,970 - Okay, this is it. 177 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:29,140 Step one starts now. 178 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:35,170 - Seriously, Mr. White? 179 00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:36,650 - Step one? 180 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:37,930 Write down every impression 181 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:40,770 you've ever done and read it out loud. 182 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:42,250 - I'm illiterate though, so it's gonna be tough. 183 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:43,083 - I can read it to you. 184 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:43,916 - Cool. 185 00:06:43,916 --> 00:06:44,780 - Colin Farrell. 186 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:45,760 Goodbye. 187 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:46,907 Walter Cronkite. 188 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,120 Until next time. 189 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,650 Ewan McGregor. 190 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:50,483 Harvey Keitel. 191 00:06:52,807 --> 00:06:53,880 Quentin Tarantino. 192 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,020 That's what you've gotta go. 193 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:55,853 Quentin Tarantino. 194 00:06:55,853 --> 00:06:56,686 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 195 00:06:56,686 --> 00:06:57,519 Great, great, great. 196 00:06:57,519 --> 00:06:59,910 1960's Jack Nicholson. 197 00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:02,270 1970's Jack Nicholson. 198 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:03,510 Subtle difference. 199 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,670 1980's Jack Nicholson. 200 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:07,470 A little more badass. 201 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,720 Skip the 90's and go right to the 202 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,240 current Jack Nicholson. 203 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,320 Step two. 204 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,470 At random, select one of your impressions 205 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,820 and perform it for 24 hours. 206 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:21,350 - And the point of this is to really hone in 207 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:23,300 on who you are at the core 208 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:27,190 by imprisoning yourself into another person's personality. 209 00:07:27,190 --> 00:07:28,023 - Yeah. 210 00:07:30,073 --> 00:07:33,670 - In this corner, legendary action star, 211 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:36,120 two-time Academy Award nominee: 212 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,110 Sylvester Stallone. 213 00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:39,910 I have a voice of integrity and the 214 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:42,390 most trusted voice in American television broadcasting: 215 00:07:42,390 --> 00:07:43,260 Tom Brokaw. 216 00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:45,850 - Let's do this. 217 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:46,810 - An honor and a privilege. 218 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:48,400 - It'd be a privilege and an honor. 219 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,620 - I cannot wait to get started. 220 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:50,453 - You got it. 221 00:07:50,453 --> 00:07:51,286 - Here we go. 222 00:07:51,286 --> 00:07:52,221 - Here we are. 223 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,513 - What a tremendous opportunity. 224 00:07:53,513 --> 00:07:54,669 - This is great, I feel good. 225 00:07:54,669 --> 00:07:55,910 We love each other. 226 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:56,960 What are you doing? 227 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:57,793 I've got the remote. 228 00:07:57,793 --> 00:07:59,230 This is the one that does it. 229 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:00,140 - You have a remote. 230 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,923 You do not have the actual remote-- 231 00:08:01,923 --> 00:08:02,756 - No, I have the remote. 232 00:08:02,756 --> 00:08:03,690 This is the remote that does it. 233 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:04,523 - I beg to differ. 234 00:08:04,523 --> 00:08:05,356 This is the one that controls-- 235 00:08:05,356 --> 00:08:06,460 - No, this is the remote-- 236 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:07,630 - There. 237 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:09,040 I adjusted that channel lower-- 238 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:09,873 - No, I did that. 239 00:08:09,873 --> 00:08:11,730 Tom, I don't mean to be rude or nothin' 240 00:08:11,730 --> 00:08:13,660 but I feel like maybe we might be 241 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,620 going the wrong way. 242 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,300 - Oh, no, I'm positive the deli's right up here. 243 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,510 - Hold on, let me ask Siri. 244 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:21,640 Hey, Siri, where are we going to that deli 245 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,105 that Tom Brokaw was talkin' about? 246 00:08:25,443 --> 00:08:26,793 - LOL. 247 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:27,626 - LOL? 248 00:08:27,626 --> 00:08:28,459 What the hell? 249 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,720 - I'd like to find a nice meatball sandwich 250 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,300 with possibly a little bit of cheese 251 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,647 and some . 252 00:08:35,647 --> 00:08:37,130 - I think it's fun to dress up and 253 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:38,310 be someone else for a day. 254 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,143 You know what I mean? 255 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:39,976 Absolutely. 256 00:08:39,976 --> 00:08:41,256 Like in a movie or doing whatever. 257 00:08:41,256 --> 00:08:43,000 Hey, listen, you get to do something 258 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,070 you'd never be able to do. 259 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,400 You get to say something you'd never be able to say. 260 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,401 It's amazing, you know? 261 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,510 At the end of the day, you wanna be accepted 262 00:08:49,510 --> 00:08:51,660 and loved for who you really are deep down inside. 263 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:52,493 Am I right? 264 00:09:00,530 --> 00:09:01,840 - And of course, we all have a choice. 265 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,720 Whether to follow the status quo 266 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,420 or to follow our hearts. 267 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,460 If we have a vision, we need to keep an eye 268 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,610 on the prize and kick all the obstacles 269 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:11,630 out of our way. 270 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:14,550 It all begins with honest communication, 271 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,780 first with ourselves, 272 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:17,230 and then with our loved ones. 273 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:22,130 Of course, I haven't told my wife Annie, 274 00:09:22,130 --> 00:09:23,270 who's also my manager, 275 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:27,150 about my plan to quit doing impressions. 276 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:27,983 But... 277 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,310 Yo, Mr. White. 278 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,410 - What is it Jesse? 279 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:39,630 - Knock. Knock. 280 00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:42,310 - I'm the one who knocks politely! 281 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:44,310 I'm the one who wipes his feet before 282 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:45,640 he walks in the front door! 283 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,000 I'm the one who does his chores! 284 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,630 - Yo, Mr. White. 285 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,000 I'm scared that we're in danger. 286 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,730 - We are not in danger. 287 00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:56,330 We're the ones busting danger! 288 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,290 - Oh. 289 00:09:57,290 --> 00:09:58,650 Yeah, buddy! 290 00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:01,650 Yeah, buddy! 291 00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:05,040 So, we're two steps into Jim's 12-step program to-- 292 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,054 - Our 12-step program. 293 00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:10,710 - Our 12-step program to quit doing 294 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,270 impressions and become serious dramatic actors. 295 00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:14,920 - Right, step three. 296 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,120 Make as much money as you can 297 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,020 from impressions one last time. 298 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,030 - I like step three. 299 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:19,863 - Oh, yeah. 300 00:10:19,863 --> 00:10:20,696 'Cause it makes sense. 301 00:10:20,696 --> 00:10:22,170 You know, if we're gonna be giving up impressions 302 00:10:22,170 --> 00:10:23,310 we need to make a little bit of money-- 303 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:25,850 - I love step three. 304 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:27,540 - Because the Breaking Bad gig is good, 305 00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:29,260 but it doesn't pay that well. 306 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:30,490 - It's no step three. 307 00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:32,040 - I don't know if you know this, 308 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,210 but I've been on the streets longer than you have. 309 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,043 Yeah? 310 00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:38,060 - You need to eat a complete breakfast 311 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:39,550 with wholesome ingredients. 312 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:40,383 That's your problem. 313 00:10:40,383 --> 00:10:42,370 - I always do. 314 00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:45,750 - Say my magic crime-fighting name. 315 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:48,630 That's good, yeah. 316 00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:49,463 Cool. 317 00:10:49,463 --> 00:10:50,850 And you want the alternates, too? 318 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,460 Okay. 319 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:54,840 - Yo, Mr. White. 320 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,140 Yo, Mr. White. 321 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:58,890 Mr. White. 322 00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:00,730 Yeah, science! 323 00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:02,810 Yeah, science! 324 00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:04,320 Yeah, chemistry! 325 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,900 Yeah, chemistry! 326 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,340 Yeah, kids! 327 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,480 - Yeah. 328 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,910 That would be perfect. 329 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:11,470 I like that. 330 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,890 Great, excellent stuff, man. 331 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:14,068 I really enjoyed it. 332 00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,840 Yeah, I'm Wesley Fisher, one of the 333 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,330 executive producers of the show. 334 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:18,490 - We know who you are. 335 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:19,560 - Nice to meet you, sir. 336 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,393 - My pleasure. 337 00:11:20,393 --> 00:11:22,520 Listen, you guys have a moment to talk? 338 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,860 I might have a little something for ya. 339 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:24,693 - Sure. 340 00:11:24,693 --> 00:11:25,526 - Yeah. - For sure. 341 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,180 - I've been in the entertainment business for a long time. 342 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,990 Met a lot of great people. 343 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:37,990 Now, this isn't a job that you can tell you friends about. 344 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,490 It's not a job that you put on your resume. 345 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:43,460 This is a confidential service that you provide 346 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:46,890 for my clients, who happen to be A-list talent, 347 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:48,600 and pay top dollar for it. 348 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,739 - Step three. 349 00:11:49,739 --> 00:11:51,373 - Step three! 350 00:11:51,373 --> 00:11:53,447 - What! - Kabloom! 351 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:54,614 - Pew pew pow! 352 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:57,203 - Shrapnel. 353 00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:00,550 - See, Jim. 354 00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:02,520 This is the type of job I've been talking about. 355 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,950 I mean, it is great. 356 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:06,480 We can start paying off some of Celina's college debt. 357 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,120 - We don't really have that that much debt though, right? 358 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,540 - You know, I don't want you to worry about money. 359 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:10,410 I mean, that's my job. 360 00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:11,670 - I'm worried, right. 361 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:13,010 - Listen, we're gonna be fine 362 00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:15,970 as long as you keep bringing in these big checks. 363 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:18,180 This is why you're an impressionist, okay? 364 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:19,830 It's an expertise. 365 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,410 It's a specialty. 366 00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:22,630 Not everyone can do it. 367 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:23,463 Bryan Cranston? 368 00:12:23,463 --> 00:12:24,940 He can't do impressions. 369 00:12:26,152 --> 00:12:27,880 - Why do you keep picking on Bryan Cranston? 370 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,070 He's a terrific actor, director. 371 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:32,850 - But you know what, you have a gift, okay. 372 00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:34,180 It's a gift. 373 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:36,340 And, you know what? 374 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,890 If I'm gonna be really honest with you, 375 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,850 I don't think Ross can do this. 376 00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:43,683 - What do you mean? 377 00:12:43,683 --> 00:12:45,780 - I just don't think he has it in him to do what you do. 378 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,570 I mean, you know, maybe he could be 379 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:51,190 a great dramatic actor if he focused. 380 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:52,023 I don't know. 381 00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:53,420 I don't think he has it. 382 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,090 Maybe he's not an impressionist. 383 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:58,690 You're an impressionist, right? 384 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:07,710 - Annie. 385 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:08,543 - What? 386 00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:14,600 - Goodnight. 387 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,433 - Goodnight. 388 00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,210 - Okay, Ross. 389 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:20,380 We've got you set up in here. 390 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,630 There's your cellphone for the day. 391 00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:23,940 Here's your itinerary. 392 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:26,560 It's got your names, phone numbers, 393 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,100 times, everything. 394 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,530 I trust you have your talking points 395 00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:31,290 memorized for each call? - Yeah. 396 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,260 - If not, feel free to have it in front of you. 397 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:34,672 If for whatever reason you can't perform 398 00:13:34,672 --> 00:13:38,340 or you can't answer a question, hang up. 399 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:39,640 Don't feel bad. 400 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,080 Happens all the time. 401 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,440 Regroup, call back. 402 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,620 Better than the alternative. 403 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:44,800 - Right. - Right? 404 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,170 And there's your phone. 405 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,003 That's for you. 406 00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:48,200 - Okay. - Any questions? 407 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,484 - Uh, no. 408 00:13:49,484 --> 00:13:50,712 I think it's all here. 409 00:13:50,712 --> 00:13:51,560 - Okay. 410 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,880 I'll stop by with any changes. 411 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,810 They always seem to come up. 412 00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:55,721 - Okay. 413 00:13:55,721 --> 00:13:56,554 Thank you. 414 00:13:56,554 --> 00:13:57,855 - Academy Award-winning filmmaker 415 00:13:57,855 --> 00:13:59,934 Woody Allen joins us. 416 00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:02,166 Woody, it's great to have you back. 417 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:02,999 - Thank you. 418 00:14:02,999 --> 00:14:05,400 It's nice to be breathing. 419 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,750 I've been doing a lot of praying, too. 420 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:09,390 Which is unusual, because as you may know 421 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,300 I'm an atheist. 422 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,330 For me to pray is kind of like 423 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,240 going in and ordering the duckling a l'orange 424 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,060 at the Home Depot. 425 00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:18,660 I know it's not gonna arrive. 426 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:21,120 Or if it does it's gonna have a lot of sawdust in it. 427 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,260 - Yeah, Al Pacino's been moved up. 428 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:26,120 Just remember that that's not a radio interview. 429 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,660 You're callin' his ex. 430 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,870 She just likes when he checks in 431 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,240 every once in a while. 432 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,220 - Gotcha. 433 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,840 - You'll be fine, don't worry about it. 434 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,000 - Okay. 435 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,960 - Your Ian McKellen got pushed back an hour. 436 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,500 Sir Ian McKellen. 437 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,080 - Yeah, this is with Patrick Stewart. 438 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,490 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. 439 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,890 - Ian hates Patrick, but then 440 00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:48,020 Patrick keeps settin' up phone calls. 441 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,480 So, this is the way we handle it. 442 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,410 - Wesley's sorry, but he had to go for the day. 443 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:55,470 So, your Justin Timberlake call 444 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:56,970 is now at two o'clock and that means 445 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:57,920 that your call-in number that was 446 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:58,930 at two is now at three. 447 00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:00,140 - Gotcha, thanks. 448 00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:01,190 I'm Ross, by the way. 449 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:03,583 - I'm married. 450 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:08,480 - Hello, this is Ian. 451 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,780 - Hello, number one. 452 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:12,160 I'm sorry to hear you canceled our chess match, 453 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,930 but I'm glad this call could be arranged. 454 00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:14,763 - Oh, yes. 455 00:15:14,763 --> 00:15:16,640 Well, I'm awfully sorry I had to cancel 456 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,440 our chess match, but you know these days 457 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,940 when I play chess with anyone, 458 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,810 I always feel that death might be lurking 459 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:24,980 over my shoulder, like in some Birdman film. 460 00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:26,560 Very off-putting. 461 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,881 - Sounds rather interesting. 462 00:15:27,881 --> 00:15:29,860 By the way, I'd like to run an idea 463 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:31,970 past you for a film. 464 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:34,620 It's called Grumpy Old X-Men. 465 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:35,453 - Really? 466 00:15:35,453 --> 00:15:36,286 Oh. 467 00:15:36,286 --> 00:15:37,119 My call's been great. 468 00:15:37,119 --> 00:15:37,952 How 'bout you? 469 00:15:37,952 --> 00:15:39,370 - It's great. 470 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,180 Man, this is some easy money, huh? 471 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:42,290 - I know, right? 472 00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:44,270 Plus, I'm getting to talk to some really cool people. 473 00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:45,910 - Oh, I know. 474 00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,520 So, are you done for the day or what? 475 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,550 - I think I'm done, but I haven't 476 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:49,383 gotten the final-- 477 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,390 - Jim, Ross, hey, one more thing, guys. 478 00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:52,720 We just got word that Christian Bale 479 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,020 had another on-set freakout. 480 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,250 He started cursing at the crew, 481 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,860 and of course somebody got it on tape. 482 00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:58,040 But it hasn't gone public yet. 483 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,080 So, we want to get ahead of it. 484 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,940 But we need a Christian Bale apology interview, 485 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:02,230 like, two minutes ago. 486 00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:03,520 His reps are gonna pay big money 487 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,210 because they are really desperate for something. 488 00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,050 But it's really high stakes, guys. 489 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,050 I mean, this is gonna play on every media outlet 490 00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:10,460 in the world for the next week and a half. 491 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,100 So, it has to be perfect. 492 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,080 - Well, you're the veteran. 493 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,120 It's all you. 494 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:15,953 - Oh, no, no, no. 495 00:16:15,953 --> 00:16:16,786 No, Christian Bale. 496 00:16:16,786 --> 00:16:19,260 He's more in your wheelhouse than mine. 497 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:20,093 - Are you sure? 498 00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:21,320 - Yeah, I think you should take this one. 499 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,580 - Yes, can we decide? 500 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,440 Ross? 501 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,273 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, great. 502 00:16:24,273 --> 00:16:26,810 - You know, as actors we're trained 503 00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:29,800 to keep our emotions readily available, 504 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:33,030 but I failed to keep them under control. 505 00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:35,310 And for that I so apologize. 506 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:39,520 I apologize to my crew, and I apologize to-- 507 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,350 - Christian, you're a nice guy. 508 00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:44,780 You're a nice guy, but this happened twice now on set. 509 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:45,620 - Yeah, I know. 510 00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:46,453 And I'm sorry. 511 00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:48,300 I sincerely apologize for that. 512 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,390 And I understand-- 513 00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:52,200 - I'm sorry, but I don't understand, Christian. 514 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,590 You're a professional, so we expect more of you. 515 00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:55,590 - I was out of line. 516 00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:59,270 I apologize and I promise when I return to set-- 517 00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:01,420 - I think that people are going to want you 518 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,050 off set from here on out. 519 00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:05,650 With all due respect, are you a professional or not? 520 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,410 - Uh, look, I think I've made it clear-- 521 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:08,870 - Oh, you've made it clear. 522 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:10,731 You've made it clear. 523 00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:12,208 I mean, c'mon now. 524 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,186 Dut-da-dut-da-da. 525 00:17:13,186 --> 00:17:14,710 You're actions speak louder-- 526 00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:16,330 - Let's try and keep this professional, yeah-- 527 00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:18,110 - No, no, don't shut me up. 528 00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:19,770 You said you're professional, 529 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,300 but your actions are amateur. 530 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,570 I'm not asking you that, I'm telling you that. 531 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:24,560 Dut-da-dut-da-da. 532 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,760 Which Christian are we gonna get-- 533 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,124 - Why are you trashing the interview, man? 534 00:17:28,124 --> 00:17:29,110 You're trashing the interview-- 535 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,250 - Who are we actually going to believe? 536 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,445 - No, no! - Honestly. 537 00:17:32,445 --> 00:17:35,420 - Listen, you're trashing the interview, man! 538 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:37,850 I tried to call here to apologize 539 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,928 and you're in here, dut-da-dut-da-da! 540 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,200 It's distracting, mate! 541 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,430 Why are ya doing it? 542 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,860 We're done, man! 543 00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,510 You and me are never gonna work together 544 00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:47,790 in this town. 545 00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:51,039 I was trying to apologize! 546 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:53,622 I was . 547 00:17:59,255 --> 00:18:00,540 - I mean, I called this. 548 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,010 I knew it was gonna happen. 549 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:04,240 I told you he doesn't have the chops. 550 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,630 I told you he could not take the pressure. 551 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:07,770 And then look at this, look. 552 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,610 He's blown so much money for us 553 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,230 because you had to vouch for him. 554 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,380 - Well, Annie. 555 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,900 That's not the way it happened, okay? 556 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:18,390 - Jim, I heard the interview, all right. 557 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,930 Everyone has heard that interview. 558 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,500 It's all over the news. 559 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,710 Ross blew it. 560 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,170 - Yeah, but it wasn't Ross. 561 00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:28,210 - What are you talking about? 562 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,043 - It was me. 563 00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:31,530 I did it, wasn't Ross. 564 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:34,500 - No, no, Ross does Christian Bale. 565 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,490 - Okay, it was a super long day. 566 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,650 And Ross looked tired. 567 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,000 I said, "Go home, I'll do this." 568 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,210 And I started it and the interviewer 569 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,320 was obviously trying to get a rise outta me. 570 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,070 He got under my skin. 571 00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:45,340 I snapped. 572 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:46,400 And what can I say? 573 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,470 It was totally unprofessional. 574 00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:49,860 It'll never happen again. 575 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,980 Don't we all have moments where 576 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:06,480 we withhold the truth or bend the truth 577 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:11,480 or alter the truth slightly for a greater purpose? 578 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:15,380 And so, at the end of the day, that's okay. 579 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,720 Maybe down the road it's not so okay. 580 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,630 But for that day it's fine, 581 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,190 because you've got something else in mind. 582 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:24,680 - Honestly, I'm not surprised, 583 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:29,220 because Jim, he's always been there for me. 584 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,050 - On the next Impress Me. 585 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,270 - Oh, hey, we haven't officially met. 586 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:38,000 You're one of the criminals, right? 587 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,450 - Sorry, my name's Matt. 588 00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:41,010 - Sorry, my name's Matt. 589 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,570 - Your name's Matt, too? 590 00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:44,360 - I don't know, Jesse. 591 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,160 - It's crazy out there, yo. 592 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:55,500 ♪ Soul Pancake ♪