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Do you think that sometime later
on the end of the world?
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Do.
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I imagine that
I am one of the last people on earth.
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A large east coast tsunami
affected.
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Everyone is dead,
but he survived.
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The minute I. The value that I am.
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I can swim a little...
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some people save...
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but I'm not very good.
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There are those who are better.
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And don't forget that that woman
Me soaking.
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What a bitch.
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How useless kutklotewijf.
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Take that other bottle.
It's in the back.
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Bring me a shovel.
- What are you doing with a shovel?
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You don't want the children of tomorrow here
walk through it?
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You have a point, Lenny.
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A redhead on the right.
- Red pubic hair.
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I have to suddenly think of clowns.
- There is a British blonde.
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How do you know it's British?
- His teeth. A little crooked doesn't matter.
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But here there is a clear difference.
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Who is that good ass?
- That's new.
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On my team? It's a little...
- How is your father?
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Here we go. An emergency.
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Emergency.
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Damn, Len.
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You're a good start, kid.
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A loss for Tauranga.
- I was there in the first place.
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Bit slow today?
- Nobody is dead.
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I'm still in the lead.
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�You think you're so big.
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Do you feel the radiant glory in you?
- What is this?
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The club champions.
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Smithy.
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Len Smithy.
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Five times.
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Several generations.
My father, me and a few others.
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We are further behind than the Greeks...
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or the primordial soup.
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All the way back to the Big Bang.
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If you have problems, just call.
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Do you remember when we were at school?
sometimes you had to give up?
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Because of the flu?
- From food poisoning.
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Or because someone did something
whose stomach turned.
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If you have something pushed down his throat.
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Yes something like that.
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Anyway, remember
What were the teachers doing then?
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They took the sand
and threw it into the vomit.
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What do you mean, Lenny?
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Just keep digging.
- Why? I'm ready.
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It must be deeper.
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Much deeper.
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Drinks, drink, drink...
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We have something for you, friend.
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Lots of fun.
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I'm going to hell.
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Really, I'm going to hell.
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Just like a little privacy.
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I have a big cock.
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That's not something to be happy about.
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Believe me, there is nothing.
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When I was fifteen, we were always
Picked up and brought to the club.
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One day Mr. Smithy Lens was the father,
cigarettes.
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I sat in the back with the other boys.
- Let me see.
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One of the boys said: Take off your pants.
- Let me see your cock.
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Rot standing.
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Come on, show him.
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They tried to take off my pants.
- Let me see your cock. Let's see your cock.
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When Mr. Smithy returned.
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"What's going on, guys?" he said.
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Nothing, dad.
-Stuart?
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Nothing.
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But Len was not happy.
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It's true?
- Rot standing.
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"Because if it is, it may be your advantage
do it," he said.
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Yes...
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which is big.
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What can you do with that?
- Not much. It's just a cock.
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No, it's a weapon.
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It is an attribute. It's hilarious.
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"I can take him there." and I bent down
and put it in my mouth.
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"Incredible," he said.
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Here, people don't hate.
You will accept.
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You will be very popular with your huge cock.
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And you have a nickname that shows
you are proud of your device: Diaper.
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Pole?
- P-A-A-L. Diaper.
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Perfect. This cable may cause the mouth.
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So if you ever get the feeling,
for some reason...
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remember that he has a positive side.
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Actually, it's not that bad.
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Thank you.
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Can I have a salad?
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He eats chips and cake, Maria.
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That's what we eat here.
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Tell me, man.
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What do you mean?
- Where are you from? What are you doing here?
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Do you have a girlfriend?
- No.
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Did I have it?
- Well.
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Can I help you with something?
- I don't see any price.
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I believe seven dollars.
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Seven dollars?
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Three.
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See you.
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You must be tough.
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I won this year's championship.
- You blast me from the throne?
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Do you kill the king?
- I impale his head on a stake.
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I'm going to win this year.
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To celebrate, I have a table
reserved in a three-star restaurant.
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Do you want to join us on stage tonight?
- I reserved a seven-thirty table.
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Good.
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Oh really?
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We are the boys of Parer Vale
The best team in New South Wales
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You can find us on the beach or at the bar
red, gold, blue this club is for you
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Philly tonight is a real man.
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Does anyone have one?
Can I have a moment of silence?
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Phil.
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Would you like a game?
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There is no beach here, there is no sand,
There are no chains and there is sea.
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A game between roosters.
- What am I supposed to do?
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A first of those ladies
adorned.
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Because a king without a queen cannot.
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Calm down, it's just an up and down.
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For you, Phil.
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The evening was made for her, huh?
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For me you are still the champion.
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Come on, what's the problem?
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This is a new shirt, damn it.
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Thanks for your help guys.
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Drop dead. Don't you have eyes in your head?
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Look at my shirt.
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My mother couldn't believe
I have a thing for a life preserver.
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"Do you make money with that?"
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Let it suit you.
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This allows you a good impact.
Look what a beautiful thing.
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You should be happy with him,
but I can choose better.
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The buttons...
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Do you see what I mean?
It looks very chic on you.
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I can't...
- I'm going to look for a bigger size.
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Today I'm going to swim.
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Out of my duty.
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It was a day of the week
and I had a new swimsuit.
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You need a little shine to the neighborhood,
not right?
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Suddenly I saw a woman in the sea.
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He swam towards the open sea.
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I saw it just above the water.
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I don't know what color it was.
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It was humid.
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Wet hair has only one color.
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I swam and swam in.
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Deeper in the sea.
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"Hey, where are you going?" I cried.
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"Let me go," she replied.
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'What are you doing? The beach is that way."
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"I don't go to the beach," he said.
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"If you continue swimming in the sea,
"he's going to drown," I told him.
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"I know," she said.
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And then she kissed me.
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Very soft and sweet in my mouth.
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He kissed me back.
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I don't know why I did it,
but I kissed her on the back.
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I saw her swim away,
very far away.
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His legs kicked water,
his body slumped a little deeper.
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And then she was gone.
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Sunken.
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One Way.
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And I thought about my swimsuit.
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My stupid new swimsuit.
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He thought it was a stupid thing that I had bought him.
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I had it.
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I feel...
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stupid
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Maybe they have to Clovelly.
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Look at this.
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It sounds musical. Just like a symphony.
No, Polo?
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I don't listen to symphonies.
So I can't compare.
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Jesus, use your imagination.
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You have the imagination, right?
- Fuck you, Lenny.
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Fantasy. You also fantasize anyway
if you idiot?
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I think that's good.
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With eyes closed.
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In your head.
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Someone tempts you into a kiss.
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Someone you saw.
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Someone hugs you.
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You will love it. Can
here on horseback, walking in the garden...
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a little love on the porch...
And they have wonderful massage oil.
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Wait.
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I'll call you back.
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I don't know what you mean.
- Those cute oil bottles on the camera.
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Maybe the previous owners.
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Someone touches you.
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I especially liked the good sandalwood.
- I can't find anything.
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What do you think?
Chamomile and sandalwood?
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I don't really have an opinion.
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Once again I tried patchouli,
but that doesn't command me.
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I don't feel well.
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Someone who blows.
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"My God, I'm afraid it won't."
double passed more freely.
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You can feel better at home
in another hotel.
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And then you come.
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In your head.
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And in real life.
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Should I call them?
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No, we are having the same.
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Still, champion?
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I want to go crazy.
I don't want to go through the tape.
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I have an aunt named Alex.
- The tennis star?
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Ten years had passed and he should have been dead.
- She's good.
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Do you want to fuck my Aunt Alex?
She is sixty or so.
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I'm just saying I like her.
- I can do it for you.
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Is Alex still a man's name?
- Do you know what she asked again?
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Leonard, what do you have about this morning?
for breakfast?
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I said, I have a cookie for breakfast.
- And toasts.
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Rusk breakfast and toast.
She asked him what he had done with him.
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I told him I had eaten.
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She said: You have become so normal.
You have eaten.
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I said: That's right.
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And then she looked at me...
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without blinking his eyes.
Even without breathing, I think.
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"You didn't put your ass up.
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You have usually done
and don't put your ass."
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What am I?
- Champion.
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What do champions do?
-Win.
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So you're going to win.
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You are not there.
- It's a little late. Do not discriminate.
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Where should we go?
- I don't mind.
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Fuck off.
- You're not going in.
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It hit me again. Forward.
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Go ahead, hit me again.
You damn. You dirty pussy.
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Fuck off.
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Should I keep the shoes, Phil?
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We cannot give...
- Are you afraid?
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What a stupid comment.
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I think you are afraid.
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A naked man?
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I hate naked men.
- Oh yeah?
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I'm sick.
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You don't want to humiliate him?
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If we don't
if we take off our clothes?
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I don't know.
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Remember, school...
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Fat tits or cocks?
- Get lost.
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Get lost.
- I'm kidding.
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You and Patterson are pretty thick, huh?
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Miguel.
-Myers?
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Patterson.
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I hated it.
- What have we done?
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I caught you
when you deduced one without the other.
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I don't mean that.
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Miguel.
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Michael Patterson.
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Remember what
have they done with him?
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Very fun.
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And why do we do it?
- For fun?
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And?
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Because you didn't like it?
- And therefore?
257
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,047
we did it
because he didn't like it.
258
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,199
We don't sit down.
259
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,200
We don't sit down.
260
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:51,771
a big applause
the lifesaver of the year.
261
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:02,564
This year's award
a hard worker.
262
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,931
Someone who plays hard,
and that is the foundation of this club.
263
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:13,405
And he has won five times before.
So Lenny come here.
264
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,929
Okay, calm down, guys.
265
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,889
Thank you.
266
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,321
Great men are not great
without help.
267
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:18,210
You are not born big,
but magnified.
268
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,164
No, but seriously.
269
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,010
I wouldn't be here
without the help of a man.
270
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,128
So with a heavy heart...
271
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,448
I dedicate this award to you, dad.
272
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,170
Smithy-man...
273
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,569
Father's Champion...
274
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,884
You're such a faggot
like others.
275
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:06,045
Do you want to be a girl, like the others?
Because you're a girl.
276
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:16,643
In memory of you.
- Mietje, be a boy.
277
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:22,051
Come on, aren't you a girl?
Come on, press.
278
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,561
Mick Smithy.
279
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,521
Very good.
280
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,122
Well done, Lenny.
281
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,727
Well done, you can still win
if you do your best.
282
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,565
We win every time.
283
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,763
Come to the game if it ain't fair
284
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,571
We are going to win, and then you say:
285
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:01,202
in the sea and in the sand
the biggest club in the country
286
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,523
in red and blue gold
this club is for you
287
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:10,369
we are the boys of Parer Vale
the best club in new south wales
288
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,923
we are on the beach or at the bar
in red and blue gold
289
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,765
this club is for you.
290
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,524
Yes, Stop Okay.
291
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,487
What are you doing?
- I'm going home.
292
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,120
Not drinking beer with the boys?
293
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,683
Congratulations, Lenny
But I'm going home.
294
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,325
This is a special night.
- I don't want to drink.
295
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,922
Everybody drinks.
- I didn't do it tonight.
296
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,169
Nightly.
- Do what you want.
297
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,889
I know you are a friend.
298
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,201
I know your secret.
299
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,921
And what?
300
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,971
Damn, I knew it.
301
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,727
In our own club.
In our own club, damn it.
302
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,723
So what, Lenny?
303
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,086
How does it feel...
304
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,720
to suck a cock?
305
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:38,363
You shit each other in the ass?
Will you make it good backstage?
306
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,009
Get lost.
307
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,808
Show me.
308
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,167
Show me how you do it.
309
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,642
I'm going to show you how a guy sucks.
- Rot standing.
310
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,009
Hey Lenny what's going on?
311
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,083
He wants to go home.
312
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:59,449
And now what?
- That is an insult to the club.
313
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,764
I'm going to teach you our tradition.
- Leave me alone.
314
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,127
Grab him.
315
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,371
Is this what you want?
316
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,001
Is this what you want?
317
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:20,770
Shit...I'm going to get the first aid kit.
318
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,567
I'm going to get the first aid kit.
319
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,727
Was it Len?
- It doesn't matter.
320
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,609
Tell me what happened.
- Leave it but.
321
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,289
Lenny..
322
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,528
See you at the tower.
323
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,886
Grab a chair.
324
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:06,447
Did anything happen after the ceremony?
- Not that I know of.
325
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,402
You fly out, Lenny.
326
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,527
Len, do you hear me?
You fly out.
327
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,005
It's not true.
328
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:47,641
I slipped on the tiles,
and broke the mirror.
329
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,122
I think it was Lenny then.
with his father.
330
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:42,121
Come on, let's go to my blunt smoking house,
and eat the bacon.
331
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:49,521
You're too drunk to decorate someone.
- This is your night. We're not going home.
332
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:55,168
Oh really?
- This is the place to pick up the girls.
333
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,163
Yes, chicks with dicks.
334
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,369
That was inGQ.
- I didn't know that GQ read .
335
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,289
Are you afraid?
336
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,761
Take off your clothes, Phil.
337
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,241
I think he doesn't want to.
338
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,248
Where are you going?
339
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:59,086
Look...I'll kick him down.
340
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,408
I grab his legs.
341
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,611
His pants...
342
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:10,324
Let me go.
- Away with that thing.
343
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,329
And now what?
344
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,364
Pull on the shirt.
- I?
345
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,649
He tugged at his pants.
You grab his shirt.
346
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,087
And who will dig there?
- Pull.
347
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,962
With that thing that nobody
divided in two.
348
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,800
Thanks for the advice.
349
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,250
I'm Dan.
350
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,882
Um, I'm here with a friend.
351
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:58,841
I am not...
- Of course not.
352
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,364
I think that guy is trying
decorate me.
353
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,362
This is a gay bar.
354
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,768
Baby, then let's go.
-He doesn't look at you.
355
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,570
You can't men, huh?
- Right.
356
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:21,610
And your friend?
- I didn't fall on him.
357
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,684
Lenny would never make a man?
358
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,322
He seems happy to be around here.
- That's Lenny.
359
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:35,044
He remains in service.
He always sees if someone has problems.
360
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,167
You wanted to say something.
361
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,811
The point with Lenny..
362
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,248
I don't know. He is not at all...
363
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,202
I am dead to the world.
364
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:55,968
Do you ever think about the extreme
of the world, Phil?
365
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,769
Do.
366
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:06,086
I imagine I'm the last man
I on earth.
367
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:12,691
A huge east coast tsunami
hit and everyone is dead.
368
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,288
And I survived.
369
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:20,442
I Picayune. Me worthless.
370
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,488
What an idiot.
371
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,402
What a terrible idiot.
372
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:34,331
He can't fish
because I never learned.
373
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,689
He can't have children...
374
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,687
because he doesn't want to.
375
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:48,286
What ends
everyone?
376
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:52,206
Society the only thing that
can offer is the ace.
377
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,123
I can do that.
378
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,008
I can be bait.
379
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,646
You really have beautiful eyebrows.
380
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:46,249
I think you'll find Phil attractive.
381
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,928
Get lost.
- I really think so.
382
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:52,129
And you don't?
383
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,570
I hate it.
384
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,085
I do not come to his writings.
- It's your turn.
385
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,561
We do it "rock, scissors, paper.
386
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,371
Two three...
387
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:17,088
Always choose scissors stupid.
- Get lost.
388
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,166
Take your slip.
389
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,604
Do you want something to drink?
390
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,728
What would you say
if you just piss outside.
391
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:12,841
Lenny, this is Tom.
- Do you have something too much, Lenny?
392
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,447
You're not going to lecture me.
393
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,640
Let's go. We need the beginning.
394
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,167
Champion Phil.
- Tom needs from the beginning.
395
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:28,531
We are friends. Phil can for themselves
decide. Not Right?
396
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,403
I am a champion. It's tradition.
397
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:37,723
Yes, but you're with him in a gay bar.
398
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:43,482
Will I see you at home?
- No, probably not.
399
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,282
You are such a faggot.
400
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:57,930
Flicker.
401
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:01,368
Yes, from head to toe.
402
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,683
I'm going down.
Have you been there before?
403
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,641
GRAB IT.
- He's slippery.
404
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,165
Shut up, Phil.
405
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,403
Keep your damn head.
406
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,525
How do you feel now, champion?
407
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:17,887
Humiliated?
408
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:25,361
He's trying to cover himself.
- Do something.
409
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,080
Do you have a small cock?
410
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:36,801
He has a foreskin.
- I have the plague.
411
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:46,362
Don't you prefer foreskin?
- Excuse me?
412
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:50,241
A foreskin.
- Why do you say that?
413
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:54,883
Do you ever think about that?
- I don't get under my foreskin.
414
01:04:55,040 --> 01:05:00,888
For me what they just did.
-His penis is still impressive.
415
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:05,170
Without a foreskin I did not protect myself
of the elements.
416
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:08,005
Like rain and wind.
- Ball pegs.
417
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:11,881
AI gewrijf does something for you.
He is strong as a pencil.
418
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:17,171
So you have a penis like a pencil.
- They did it you may ask.
419
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:20,961
He looks different,
He is not as sensitive as...
420
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:25,648
It looks like a pencil.
- Stay still broken.
421
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:28,246
It's not fair.
422
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,369
Sorry.
423
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,448
Are we friends again?
424
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,440
And where are you going, champion?
425
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:15,728
Hey, come on look.
We have Funniest Home Videos here.
426
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:21,046
Acorn, who wants two legs in a hole
sharp, stupid?
427
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,249
There are two holes for two legs, Philip.
428
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,006
Very good, young dog.
429
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:30,846
Far from the jungle, far from the cave.
430
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:35,050
And between fathers of wings,
idiot.
431
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,244
Did I tell you I could run?
432
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,483
Come here.
433
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:51,446
You do nothing until I say so.
Okay?
434
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:02,405
Save yourself.
435
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,244
Do you want that?
436
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,368
Save yourself.
437
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:12,809
Stronger.
438
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,284
Stronger.
439
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,609
Even more difficult.
440
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,210
Like this?
441
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,729
No, Phil.
442
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,045
So...
443
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:34,770
Look, the two lovers.
- Get lost.
444
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,161
Get up, Phil.
445
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,169
Get up.
446
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:59,647
Fuck it.
447
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:02,041
Do what I tell you.
448
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:07,648
Put your fingers in his ass and shit.
- Leave him alone, Len.
449
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,848
Shut up.
450
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,248
Leave it at that, Len.
451
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,641
It's enough.
- Not yet.
452
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:48,407
That's enough, Phil.
- Forward.
453
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,166
Free yourself.
454
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:57,048
Inside and outside.
455
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,521
Inside and outside.
456
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,688
Fuck off.
457
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:05,362
Forward.
458
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,600
Inside outside.
459
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,763
Free yourself.
460
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:27,643
It's okay, baby.
461
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:40,684
You have trained harder than him.
462
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,804
What am I?
- Champion.
463
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,122
And what champions to make?
-Win.
464
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:52,601
So what do I do?
-Win.
465
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:58,920
You go on your knees, kampioentje.
466
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:45,928
Doesn't Phil have to go home?
467
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:01,728
Lenny's cousin.
- Catch him. Give him more rum.
468
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:06,044
Give him to drink more. Hold him down.
- I'm trying.
469
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:09,124
More.
470
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:41,447
Kampioentje...
471
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:45,240
I will still learn piping.
472
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,643
In That.
473
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,529
In That.
474
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:19,929
Kots then.
- He has nothing in his stomach.
475
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:26,480
Completely enter. totally,
to his gags. I want to hear it.
476
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:31,047
Stop it, and on and on.
477
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,965
I want to hear you gag. In That...
478
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:37,723
Kokhals. In That...
479
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:41,008
Act like a man.
480
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:43,640
Connect it. Deep in his throat.
481
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:46,841
Connect it.
482
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:43,649
Throw away the closed hole, Paal.
483
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,409
I don't do that.
- What do you say?
484
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:49,404
Not me, friend.
- I'm not your size.
485
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,489
Don't use that word...
486
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:59,969
like a bank of fog hiding behind.
487
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:05,643
I don't want oranges with you
sit sucking at half time.
488
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:10,203
"Hey buddy, do you remember yesterday?
What it has we laugh at is size.
489
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:13,250
He went to bescheuren you.
490
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:16,727
It was incredible. '
491
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:21,085
Not cool, dude.
492
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,967
What a lot of shit, man.
493
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,441
They are not men.
494
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:33,730
Not like those soccer players
that crashed in the Andes...
495
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:37,009
and they had to eat each other
survive.
496
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:43,570
Those are good guys.
These are the sizes, from one to the other. Actual sizes.
497
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:48,364
So if we ever crash
with a plan...
498
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:52,605
and we have to eat each other
then you can call me at your size.
499
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,607
But just then, friend.
500
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:02,407
Only then and not the opposite.
501
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:07,247
And now throw that hole closed, Paal.
502
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:36,930
What are you doing with that shovel?
503
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:41,847
I throw the hole.
- I don't know what you do.
504
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:46,167
I shovel sand and throw it in the hole.
505
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:49,122
You look like a girl.
506
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:56,051
You don't have cereal grain
show off...
507
01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:00,205
and present it in the hole.
508
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:03,489
It takes the entire job...
509
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:10,523
and throws it in the hole. This is faster,
and it is masculine.
510
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,808
You throw like a girl.
- You challenge me.
511
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:16,122
Run like a girl.
- Stop.
512
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:18,965
You swim like a girl.
- Shut up.
513
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:22,086
And you hit like a girl.
514
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:41,971
It has been for me.
- What?
515
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:44,771
You've been sitting on my cock.
516
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,282
Not true.
- Do you want to sit on it? Is that so?
517
01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:52,125
What do you think?
- You grabbed.
518
01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:53,850
That was an accident.
519
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:55,968
Do you want to touch it? Forward.
520
01:18:56,120 --> 01:19:00,045
Forward. Harden me. Feel then.
- Fuck you.
521
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:03,363
You liked it, eh?
And you fall into Phil.
522
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:07,650
Feed him drunk, dressing him
and buries it...
523
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:11,810
Just because you like it.
524
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:13,962
I'm not crazy, Len.
525
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:17,886
You look at him in the shower.
526
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:20,168
You see yourself in it constantly.
527
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:23,767
You go to bed
and kisses him goodnight.
528
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:28,771
You ejaculate him in the toilet.
529
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:35,121
And he cut him with a piece of mirror
who has broken his head.
530
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:45,288
Not true stupid loser.
531
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:48,929
I'm not a loser.
532
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,641
You are a big loser.
533
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,802
I'm not that.
534
01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:02,206
What are you then?
- No idea. A man, I think.
535
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:05,011
Are you a man? Oh no.
536
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,367
I am a man.
537
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:10,887
I am more of a man than you.
538
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:19,127
I can swim more than you.
- Does it show that you are more of a man?
539
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,040
Well then.
540
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,402
You're going to lose.
541
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:42,407
Aid. Help...
542
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:46,966
Len. Len...