1 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,294 Claude François was electrocuted this afternoon 2 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:21,139 He was changing a light bulb in his bathtub. 3 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:07,058 What is Claude François? It's emotion. 4 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:10,099 Claude François... it's pure poetry! 5 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:11,489 Poetry evokes Brassens more, right? 6 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:15,256 What makes my balls swell with Brassens? The mustache that rhymes balls and pasta 7 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:19,050 "I lost a ball. In a ravine!" 8 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:20,329 Easy! I can do that too. 9 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,537 They say you are irascible 10 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:28,571 Listen to me baby, if it was a Sardou 11 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:30,532 I would have already broken face 12 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:34,135 The interview is over! 13 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,052 That's it, Ladies and Gentlemen, 14 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:39,536 the story of the best Claude François of the world! 15 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:51,577 My name is Jean Baptiste Cousseau, But they call me Couscous. 16 00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:57,094 When I started as Claude François There was already saturation. 17 00:03:57,540 --> 00:03:59,656 There were too many of us in the market. 18 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,412 One day, Bernard arrived... I had to give in. 19 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:08,778 It wasn't that bad technically. 20 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:12,217 But with the mines... it didn't hook 21 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:15,776 Then I changed for Michel Polnareff 22 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:18,096 With the name of Michel Polnar-G. 23 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,574 Mines like it better. 24 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:22,613 He is more enigmatic, more mysterious... sexier. 25 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:52,535 So, I did all the first parts of Bernard. 26 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:56,699 It was the great era. We continue the galas, the tours... without stopping 27 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:58,731 For 5 years we were at the Top. 28 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:01,215 With The Bernadettes, our dancers. 29 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:07,017 Until one day in the mill of Claude Fran�ois in Dannemois... 30 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,688 They made a sale of Claude's causes. 31 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:15,649 "Belinda's" outfit, 50,000 francs. Once... 32 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:20,178 Twice... Three times. Awarded to this Lord! 33 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,496 Lot no. 28. 34 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:25,578 An exceptional piece: the original telephone from "Le T�l�phone Pleure"... 35 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,930 From 1974. We start at 50,000 FF 36 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:30,615 Bernard was always stingy. 37 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:33,374 But when it came to his passion, He couldn't stand up. 38 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:38,129 This day, Bernard paid for a phone for the price of a field. 39 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:41,850 110,000 FF (lower your arm or I'll break your face) 120 000FF... 40 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:44,096 130,000 Sir. 130,000 once... 41 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:47,651 Twice... Three times Awarded! 42 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:56,654 He stays in France! 43 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,933 In fact, I didn't want to buy anything. 44 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:04,291 I swear. I went there walking. 45 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:08,493 But when I saw it. There was no alternative. 46 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:12,454 But V�ro, consider it as an investment 47 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:16,209 Stop fucking around! 150,000 FF for a phone, is that an investment? 48 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:18,888 V�ro, Bernard's wife, did not agree. 49 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,614 It must be said that they were already very in debt 50 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:26,098 What, the phone? - It's Fr�d�rique Barkoff's phone number. 51 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,894 Who is Fr�d�rique Barkoff? 52 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,819 F. Barkoff, the girl who sang with Claude. "The phone cries" 53 00:06:32,020 --> 00:06:32,611 Poor Bernard 54 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:35,209 We look at the album if you want, It's the cover phone! 55 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:38,571 anyway V�ro only likes Julien Clerc 56 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:40,418 With your shitty Couscous... 57 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:43,737 Julien Clerc! And why not Michel Sardou too? 58 00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:46,773 We no longer have anything, we have to relativize it. 59 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:49,858 I say we are rich. There is a quote for these things. 60 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:52,972 V�ro asked Bernard to choose between Claude and her. 61 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:56,729 Bernard chose V�ro. We never saw each other again. 62 00:06:58,140 --> 00:07:01,132 5 years later 63 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,730 Mr. Chambon, if I refuse you a school canteen check... 64 00:07:04,060 --> 00:07:05,812 And how are my children going to eat? 65 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:08,051 I never thought of depriving the little Chambon 66 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:11,969 What I want is to lower your expenses 67 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:15,531 They are not more expenses, it is an abyss 68 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:17,537 Mir�. 69 00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:21,375 This month, I don't care, 70 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:26,132 but I bought 24... - They are not your problems. 71 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:27,529 I spend my money how I want! 72 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:31,739 In fact, it's OUR money. Mr Chambon. 73 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:59,570 I was listening 74 00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:03,569 Let him go to California, finally! How are you boy? 75 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:11,056 I want French Fries! 76 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,691 Welcome to the "Marc et Olivier" house. 77 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:16,255 I'm fed up Bernard. It's the seventh date tonight. 78 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:18,018 We can no longer dine in peace 79 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:21,576 You realize that We are the only couple in the entire universe 80 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:23,816 Who lives in a pilot house? 81 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:27,655 They have to know that the house is ready 6 months after signing. 82 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:30,374 Who are they? - Don't worry, that's nothing! 83 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:34,375 For V�ro, Rent is the cheapest in France, right? 84 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:38,409 I'm tired of living in a pilot house, with a pilot husband 85 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:40,970 Let's move, It's just a matter of time 86 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:46,015 Eat your potatoes. - I'm going back to my mother's. 87 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:47,819 Bon appetit, Bernard! 88 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:50,978 And we have very competitive prices. 89 00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:53,330 The house leaves alone 635 000 Euros! 90 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:56,852 - Can we have the rebate, young spouses? 91 00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,333 Welcome for this second part... 92 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:03,572 from this show, with a very special guest: 93 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,458 Evelyne Thomas. - Thanks for inviting me. 94 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:08,777 He comes to tell us about a new show 95 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:12,416 The Night of the Doubles. - What type of program is it? 96 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:15,254 It is the ultimate recognition for all Vedettes Doubles... 97 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:17,298 And with a prize of 100,000 euros for the winner. 98 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:20,134 And this year, the most important event It will be the finale of the Claude François. 99 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:21,978 Yes, the last winner was a Claude François Double 100 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,939 And will compete again - We can see it now 101 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,773 No, this is Claude Francis, one of the favorites. 102 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:30,336 And, do you have a favorite? 103 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:33,976 I don't have any, why can't I have one? of course 104 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:35,977 But there are Stars also in the world of Doubles. 105 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:38,455 For example, this is Claude David. Last year's winner 106 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:41,811 He puts his title at stake... There is not only Clo-Clo 107 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,139 Welcome to the "Marc et Olivier" house. 108 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,613 Dad, what is a Double? 109 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,853 A Double? 110 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:54,614 What is a Double? It's... 111 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:58,171 There was a Greek God 112 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,416 Sosiris. It was someone who... 113 00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:03,095 ...He didn't have any personality. 114 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:06,817 There is a garden, great in summer! 115 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:10,137 "Marc et Olivier", Good Night. 116 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:13,969 Our office is closed, thank you for calling us. 117 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,891 Hello, that is the house of the Best Claude François of your generation? 118 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,011 Che Bernard, it's me, Couscous! 119 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,849 Did you see Evelyne Thomas on TV? We have to fight again! 120 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:38,851 Come on, bye. A kiss for V�ro. 121 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,731 I swear I never saw him again! 122 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:44,408 He is what harasses me. Home, to the bank... 123 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,178 It's not my fault, right? 124 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:50,419 How did he find your number? - No idea! 125 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:53,612 That skinny guy is crazy... obsessive! 126 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,050 And besides, I don't care anymore! 127 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:58,814 I tell you Bernard! You don't have to fuck again! 128 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,693 No risk. That skinny guy is a black guy! 129 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:04,534 You know what? It's a jealousy. 130 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:06,537 Jealous of our happiness. 131 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:08,691 Jealous of our joy. 132 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:14,139 Are you happy? If you are happy, and so am I 133 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,377 That's why there are jealous people 134 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:44,219 You scared me! You are an idiot! 135 00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:51,416 How are you?? -Good and you? 136 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:57,859 So long! - 5 years ago 137 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,416 Sully-sur-Loire, 1998. 138 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:03,693 A hug? 139 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:07,533 Three? - Yes 140 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,858 Couscous, we need to chat 141 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:31,738 I have all the suits... 142 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:33,931 of all Maritie's shows and Gilbert Carpentier. 143 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:38,213 Look: Carlos, '74, Petula Clark, '78 Michel Fugain, '73. 144 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:42,252 Touch it. It's wild silk 145 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,256 Michel Fugain should not leave the Big Bazaar. 146 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:48,179 I liked them his boots up to his balls 147 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,096 Lalanne stole everything from him. 148 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:57,176 It's a little more complicated. - Sit down. 149 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,534 Do you want to drink something? -No, listen to me. 150 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,894 Health! 151 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,495 But do you live here? 152 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,492 Did you see the rentals outside? 153 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,458 Nobody says anything? - Nobody knows. 154 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:17,650 A bite? 155 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,932 Did you see the work? 156 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:25,891 Claude used it once, ,B�linda, on February 11, 1973. 157 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:29,690 Che and your Orangina Wouldn't it be from B�linda '73 either? 158 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:32,095 Listen to me, Couscous. 159 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,249 Stop calling me at home. 160 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,094 Give it, just to the bank 161 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:40,014 No. Neither home nor to the bank. 162 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:43,294 I don't want to hear about this Doubles Night. 163 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,856 Did you see the poster? Our recital in Changy? 164 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:52,134 Look. It's over. I have a job. 165 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:56,015 A woman... a kid 166 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,178 That's all over, you understand? - Dale. 167 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:05,092 I am salaried! - What is it? 168 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:08,535 Forget it. Ready? 169 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:12,173 Nice to see you again. - I'll call you. 170 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:15,850 I'll call you. We could go to dinner one day 171 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,179 What? 172 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,778 You gained weight, didn't you? -No. 173 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,252 That's it! 174 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,772 By the way, your jacket... is a fake 175 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:50,335 Claude would never wear diamond panties 176 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,976 On a Sumatran turquoise. Never! 177 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,092 V�ro? 178 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,697 Welcome to the "Marc et Olivier" house. 179 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:50,497 Bernard Fr�d�ric, customer service. - Good night Bernard! 180 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:54,659 So long. Do you like your life as a banker? 181 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:57,090 Who is speaking? - I am, Claude! 182 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,609 Which Claude? - Claude François! 183 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:05,378 Do you know who is going to Doubles Night? 184 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:09,172 You, Bernard! You're going! 185 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,968 And yes, you! - Impossible. 186 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:14,891 Claude... is that you? 187 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,897 - Are you deaf? I already told you! 188 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:21,730 No! Couscous, is this a joke? It's not very funny. 189 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,374 Listen to me Bernard, You are a cold chest, or not? 190 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,411 You're going to become a Claude Fran�ois again. Do you understand? 191 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:29,896 Look for your dancers, He does some push-ups... 192 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,169 Because he needs it a little. 193 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:34,611 And you're going to win the prize. Come on! 194 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,334 Claude, listen... - Damn, how heavy! 195 00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:00,939 What? 196 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:04,818 Do you believe me if I tell you that Claude called me? 197 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:10,732 Do you believe me if I tell you that Claude François called me? 198 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:13,178 Cut it then! 199 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,620 By the way... tell me 200 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,697 Do you know where my star twins are? 201 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,576 What the hell twins? 202 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,131 The ones I had for the Asparagus Fair in Tigy in Feb. 1995. 203 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:35,699 No. 204 00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:39,534 That's it! The real Bernard returned. 205 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,573 We just had to look for our ex-dancers. 206 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:46,489 So Bernard can practice a little, before casting for the Show. 207 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:51,612 At last! A new tour of "Bernard Fr�d�ric and his Bernadettes." 208 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:55,176 And I was Bernard's coach again. 209 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,940 Death of your father? - March 9, 61. 210 00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:00,051 No, the 19th, idiot 211 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,455 To get it started, we played the same game 212 00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:04,571 5 years ago, a little contest 213 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:06,498 Favorite food? - Crab "� la nage". 214 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,292 Which chef? -Leduc. 215 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,855 Jeannette long it. When and for whom? 216 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:14,379 1962, B�caud. 217 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,519 Your mother's shell, B�caud. 218 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,220 Your mother's Con-Cha, B�caud! 219 00:19:18,221 --> 00:19:20,021 YOUR MOTHER'S SHELL, BECAUD! 220 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:27,534 It's going to be weird seeing Jacqueline. - I called her. 221 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:30,812 Will you accept? -He seemed happy. 222 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:33,136 It was divine, And a super dancer. 223 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,616 Yes, very pretty, with great elegance. 224 00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:40,096 Now I can tell you, But she was with me... 225 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:50,979 That's it, I understand 226 00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:19,893 So? 227 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:25,214 Great...Bernard? -Yes, yes, yes... it's wonderful 228 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,974 I've been waiting for you for so long. - Us too. 229 00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,410 What beautiful memories we have together! 230 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:34,493 The Recital to "Mr. Furniture" in 92. What's up! 231 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,615 - The festival of the Queens in Garches, in the Bricorama parking lot at 95. 232 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:42,649 -Michel Delpech wouldn't stop flirting with me 233 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,491 It's not just anyone who can have a flirtation with Michel. 234 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,212 When everything ended 5 years ago, I had a proposal from Boy R�gis. 235 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,217 Boy George's Double! 236 00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:54,093 But, he just wanted to sleep with me. 237 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,092 That's why I left. 238 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,614 It's true that he is less of a faggot than the original. 239 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,692 It was part of his failure 240 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:09,010 Well... we are going to 241 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,370 I am a seller at Pantashop 242 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:13,935 As interim. 243 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,452 We have to go. 244 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:22,491 Sorry, I sound stupid. -No not at all. 245 00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:26,769 You know Jacqueline, you look like a Bernadette! Come on! 246 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,578 How do we do for the Show then? 247 00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:36,011 What Show? -The Night of the Doubles! What do you say to me? 248 00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:40,772 The Night of the Doubles? 249 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:45,974 Didn't they come dressed like that just to say hello? 250 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:48,094 Yes, we came to have a coffee. 251 00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:51,651 With your silly glasses, you just came to have a coffee? 252 00:21:51,652 --> 00:21:52,652 - Obvious. 253 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:55,411 Enough, I understand. Get out! Get out! 254 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,939 My Way Attack! Stroke! 255 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,294 The shell of My Way! 256 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:09,009 Get out, nuts! 257 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,617 Bastards! 258 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,570 What a crazy idea to name your dog My Way. 259 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:19,658 "Comme d'habitude" would understand, But My Way that is defamation. 260 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,613 We must respect our Couscous culture. 261 00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:26,369 Cultural exception! 262 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,332 Instead, he was right about something. 263 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:30,333 - About what? 264 00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:32,251 It's the truth, You look stupid with your glasses. 265 00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:36,616 There was a month left before the Show. There was no need to crawl. 266 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:39,380 What are we going to do? -We will make a duo. 267 00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:41,411 Come on, but with what topic? 268 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,338 I'm going to do "Le t�l�phone pleure". 269 00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:46,373 Great, but where are you going to find the girl? 270 00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:49,140 You don't care, I have my idea 271 00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:51,416 Three, four, go! 272 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,850 No, S�bastien, I'm not turning that pencil to shit 273 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:56,535 I followed the tempo. Again, Three, Four. 274 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,578 Ah it's Mr. from last time 275 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:00,896 I'm going to take her, I think it's in the cook. 276 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,660 No, it's not in the cook, He's in his bathroom! 277 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:07,250 In your bathroom! I'm telling you for the fourth time! 278 00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:09,696 I don't mind. Maybe we'll spend the whole afternoon 279 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,134 But you are going to meet her 280 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,779 Come on, Three, Fourth! 281 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:18,417 I'm going to take her, I think she's in her bathroom I don't know if he can come. 282 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:22,355 Barbarian. Now let me sing my part. You will have the phone in your hand. 283 00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:25,930 Say it, please.... (look at me) 284 00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:28,490 Tell him it's important. 285 00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:30,776 And he waits... 286 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:33,658 It's me! 287 00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:36,135 How are you doing? We are doing your homework. 288 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:39,379 3 times 7? - 21. 289 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:42,309 I don't give a damn about 21. Come on. 290 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:46,217 Tell him it's important.. And he waits 291 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:49,011 and he waits 292 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,058 And HE waits 293 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:54,492 Damn, what are you waiting for? 294 00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:59,019 Stop crying, it's the crying phone. Waiting? 295 00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,012 S�bastien, concentrate! 296 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,649 You don't understand anything about the story. What story is it? 297 00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:07,052 It's a Pope who wants to talk to Mom. But she doesn't want to. 298 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,699 Then he says he's in his bathroom. Do you understand? 299 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:12,256 What does Mom say? What does it say? 300 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:14,418 Mom tells him that! 301 00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:17,777 He says: You're a bastard... to the Pope! 302 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,058 Come, sweetheart. 303 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:24,053 You just ripped an 8,000 FF partition. -How much? 304 00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:25,329 No, nothing. 305 00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:30,816 Do what you want, but leave him alone. Stupid! 306 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:34,217 You don't have to regret if he doesn't have any culture. 307 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:39,691 And wait... 308 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,615 Open your legs more, Mrs. Estrada. 309 00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:47,096 Now my boyfriend is called Barthez The archer 310 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:51,851 You speak with the accent there and jumps on anyone, like a dog. 311 00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:55,459 A psychotherapist? Could you help Bernard? 312 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,890 It was super efficient with mine. 313 00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:01,775 Thanks to him, I understood that he was losing his hair. because I was ashamed of my voice 314 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,538 I'm sorry Professor, But there is a Double of Johnny who wants to see himself. 315 00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:15,133 No. The Johnnys, only Wednesday with the Elvis. 316 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:17,132 Insist a lot. 317 00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:19,337 Tell him to come back tomorrow. 318 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:22,737 Maybe one of the Mike Brandts He's going to commit suicide tonight. 319 00:25:24,060 --> 00:25:28,372 So, do you believe yourself to be Claude François? 320 00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:30,889 No, I think I'm Bernard Fr�d�ric. 321 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,934 Claude Fran�ois is my work. - Good. 322 00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:37,058 At least... it was. 323 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:41,973 Why, to explain it better... 324 00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:44,251 People believe that... 325 00:25:44,980 --> 00:25:49,098 Claude Fran�ois is a hobby. But no, it's a job. 326 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:51,217 A very very difficult job 327 00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:54,293 If you think about it, Claude Fran�ois... 328 00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:57,090 He was Claude Fran�ois from birth. 329 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,938 Which is much easier On the contrary I... 330 00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:02,538 I had to work like crazy why was I late 331 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:07,457 It's ready, Bernard Fr�d�ric,... 332 00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:09,969 to start therapy with me? 333 00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:20,938 What kind of... job is it, yours? 334 00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:24,132 What are you? Doctor? Psilliatry? 335 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:27,851 Psychotherapist. -What proof do you have? 336 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:32,814 You received a small diploma saying "I'm a psychotherapist"? 337 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,851 And is it another psychotherapist who gave it to you? 338 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:37,216 But more than that, you have no proof! 339 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:39,929 Nothing proves that you are not an imposter. 340 00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:42,333 Do you understand? 341 00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:46,017 You are an impostor, I am an imposter, your secretary too 342 00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:49,530 the Johnny there. We are all impostors. 343 00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:54,898 But, Bernard Fr�d�ric lets you do Your job as an imposter, right? 344 00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:56,729 No. 345 00:26:57,060 --> 00:27:01,099 So be nice, let Bernard Fr�d�ric do... 346 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:04,895 his work by Claude Fran�ois. 347 00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:09,572 Here, that's for your kids. That they have a memory. 348 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,418 Don't worry, ma'am, it's nothing. 349 00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:17,740 The best thing is that your husband fulfills your identification process. 350 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,898 This way he can recover his identity base... 351 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:24,690 and release his alter ego... double 352 00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:27,411 Let him go to his contest. 353 00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:30,891 You will realize how much absurd is his come-back 354 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:49,973 Damn! 355 00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:55,017 What is he doing? 356 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:18,088 Ladies... 357 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,855 I can imagine... 358 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:23,620 What is your emotion? 359 00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:26,377 Because, finally, they are... 360 00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:31,096 In the antechamber of glory... and celebrity! 361 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:33,570 Unfortunately, many candidates and few elected 362 00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:36,294 Four of them, and only four... Not Five 363 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:39,856 We will have the privilege and the honor 364 00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:42,858 to become a Bernadette 365 00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:48,656 Behind me... Bernard Fr�d�ric's musical chairs. 366 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:51,335 Two sat to the right of Christo. 367 00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:54,174 And two more, to the left of Couscous. 368 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,297 Couscous... 369 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,731 It's the dirty pig Who never stops pulling. 370 00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:03,413 But I ask you to respect it as if it was me 371 00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:07,215 Because it is and will be The best Michel Polnareff 372 00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:09,338 of his generation. 373 00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:18,256 Hey you, with the squid on your head! Does it make you laugh? 374 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:20,977 Take your things, say hello and leave! 375 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:28,930 Good luck to all 376 00:30:29,780 --> 00:30:33,329 Sylvie Dubertrand, Emile Paul, 13 Bourg-la-Reine. 377 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,259 birth on 04/14/79... 378 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,655 brown eyes, 1 meter... -Okay. 379 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:42,575 Do you have a dancer training? -Yeah. 380 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:47,257 Well. That goes for everyone 381 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,975 It is not said here: Yes 382 00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:55,729 You say "Yes, Bernard." Do you understand? 383 00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:58,938 Always "Yes" with the phrase "Bernard". 384 00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:00,375 They are inseparable. 385 00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:02,656 It's like Stone and Charden. Do you understand? 386 00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:07,058 You never say "Hi Stone." You say "Hello Stone and Charden." 387 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:09,575 Did you understand? -Yes 388 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:12,892 Get out! Next. 389 00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:16,692 Brigitte Leclerc. 390 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:18,772 Are you from Evelyne's family? Take out your gum. 391 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:22,579 Are you from Evelyne's family? -No. 392 00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:25,892 What difference does it make? She is a good friend of mine. 393 00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:29,090 Tell me, Brigitte Leclerc... 394 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:33,174 - You have a strange body. Do you take drugs? -No. 395 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,836 If you take drugs. 396 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,113 In '72, when you were born, Claude recorded one of greatest success. 397 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,609 I'll help you, it's a season. Fast! 398 00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:47,139 Autumn. - Autumn? Yours maybe. 399 00:31:47,460 --> 00:31:49,416 Get out! He will spend the winter outside of here. 400 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:52,049 And a little dignity, don't say hello please. 401 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:53,659 Next time! 402 00:31:54,860 --> 00:31:56,498 Next time! 403 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,411 Who is it? - It's you. 404 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,975 No. It's you! 405 00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:07,011 Who is it? -It's you - Who are you? 406 00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:08,853 You, Bertrand Fr�d�ric. 407 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:13,529 Bertrand Fr�d�ric. You're going to join him, Bertrand Fr�d�ric. 408 00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:16,493 Disappear! Next time! 409 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:51,496 What a shame! House, Fonk, Rap... 410 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,258 But Claude François, nothing! 411 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:56,138 We have two at least. 412 00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,891 They need 4 right? 413 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:02,098 Thank you, Linda, but the logistics are my part. 414 00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:05,736 When I needed 4 dancers, It will have 4 dancers. 415 00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:11,453 And you, be careful, Enough of the biscuits, the speculoos. 416 00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:14,970 Yes, I saw you eat. From now on we have to take more care. 417 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:18,053 Let's eat? 418 00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:21,258 Do you never stop? You just ate a bucket of fries! 419 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:23,530 Do you have a Tapeworm? 420 00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:28,972 Did Polnareff eat like that? - At 74 I ate a lot. 421 00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:32,971 Missonier... rejected. 422 00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:39,090 Delbosc... rejected. 423 00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:42,176 L�on Blanc, I don't want to hear more about him. 424 00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:45,133 Be careful, I reject a client with credit. 425 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:48,059 It has 627.57 Euros. 426 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,728 I'm anticipating. That's called prevention. 427 00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:54,330 But you will pay rejection costs - You will pay rejection costs! 428 00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:59,530 Makes a turn! 429 00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:02,891 makes a turn 430 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:15,413 I hire you! -Already? But I'm just an intern. 431 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:20,255 It is not the banker who speaks. 432 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:24,532 It's the artist! 433 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:28,534 A heart beating, a nose blowing 434 00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:31,300 A decision! That's Bernard Fr�d�ric. 435 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:33,519 You will learn to know me! 436 00:34:42,860 --> 00:34:45,055 Couscous, I'm Bernard. 437 00:34:45,780 --> 00:34:48,294 I found a bomb! A re-bomb! 438 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:52,209 His eyes scream codpiece! It's hot as a cart! 439 00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:55,298 I never saw anything like that. Pure dynamite! 440 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:04,016 No no, stop. 441 00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:06,139 It's wrong. 442 00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:08,376 That's it for today. 443 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:10,889 Let the "Steps" work, damn it! 444 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:13,736 Vanessa, come here. 445 00:35:15,140 --> 00:35:17,734 What am I going to tell them? - I don't know. 446 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:20,374 We are baked! 447 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:23,089 Her casting for Claudette has already started. - And us? 448 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:25,775 We have been working for months, We're not going to drop everything! 449 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:28,489 You don't know him! 450 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:34,413 It is not a Double, It's a clone, a reincarnation! 451 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:37,409 What can I do? 452 00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:41,335 What if he failed his audition? 453 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:45,651 Claude, meet you... 454 00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:48,932 Odile, Anne and Nad�ge, my new Bernadettes. 455 00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:51,696 Girls, 456 00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:55,617 Take off your hat, and say hello to Claude. 457 00:35:57,180 --> 00:36:00,058 Nice to meet you Mr. - Good morning Mr. François. 458 00:36:00,260 --> 00:36:01,579 Hello! 459 00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:05,570 Do you believe in the Huma party? Say it politely. 460 00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:08,500 Good morning Mr. Francois. - Good. 461 00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:11,370 Let's pick ourselves up now, please. 462 00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:26,097 Previous territory of Claude Fran�ois 1964-1978 463 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,614 Why did Claude turn what was it? 464 00:36:58,820 --> 00:37:02,529 - I didn't check anything - Why every morning he did...? 465 00:37:02,740 --> 00:37:05,618 Your breakfast? - Your mother's breakfast! 466 00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:08,288 Anne! Every morning he did...? 467 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:11,852 Your bed? -Your Jogging, you idiots! 468 00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:13,618 - Your what? - Your Yoga. 469 00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:18,018 You know, when El Delpech, El Dave or El Sardou... 470 00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:21,018 They all came back drunk from the bowling alley 471 00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:25,816 Claude was here and Yogaba! 472 00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:29,535 That's the example to follow. I don't want any alcohol in that Team 473 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:33,808 Remember it. Magnolia... -Forever! 474 00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:36,972 How do you say it? 475 00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:43,899 How do you say? 476 00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:49,452 Claude is suffering horribly... 477 00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:52,891 Jacques Rouve, great composer, brings you a little song. 478 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,568 Something light. But Claude's Genius happens! 479 00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:58,374 Why does this little song change? 480 00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:00,975 in a dramatic work squeezing 481 00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:02,659 All the pain of your separation 482 00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:05,294 We all know this song... 483 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,968 Che Couscous I don't have time for your mine problems 484 00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:10,216 It's not for me, It's for you. 485 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:12,459 What's happening? 486 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:17,056 I asked at the reception... 487 00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:19,649 And they told me that Bernard Fr�d�ric was here 488 00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:23,097 It's me and you interrupt your theory! Why? 489 00:38:23,780 --> 00:38:25,577 They say he's missing a dancer? 490 00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,492 No, I'm missing a Bernadette. 491 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:31,256 I love his work. - Good 492 00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:35,098 Do you know what song was composed? next to this pool? 493 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:37,769 Comme d'Habitude. 494 00:38:39,140 --> 00:38:40,653 When? 495 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,691 1967. - For whom? 496 00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:45,689 France Gall. -What do you do for a living? 497 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:49,051 Odile, Nad�ge, Anne... 498 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:53,092 I present to you... -Vanessa. 499 00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:55,614 Our new Bernadette. 500 00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:39,334 Have you already started with B�linda? The Choreo? 501 00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:45,259 We no longer know if it will be in the program. 502 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,291 I know... 503 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,458 And what about Alexandrie? 504 00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:53,138 Is he comfortable with the "Tierce"? 505 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:56,935 Comfortable, but nothing great either 506 00:39:59,420 --> 00:40:03,493 Go away. Go, go. 507 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:07,739 I have to fucking work! The shell... 508 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,809 Go! -Dale. 509 00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:17,336 We had a dancer. But there were still two problems. 510 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:20,134 The time. It was only 3 weeks away. 511 00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:24,538 And the money. Luckily, Bernard found a sponsor. 512 00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:28,216 What I propose... or the bank proposes... 513 00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:30,735 It is the "Alternative" card. 514 00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:35,299 So what is it? -Yes, what is it? 515 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,218 In details. - I'm going to tell him. 516 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:40,569 It's a reserve of money... 517 00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:42,699 what can you use... 518 00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:45,773 As you want. (Enough). 519 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:47,459 It looks like a bird 520 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:50,850 from 2,000 to 30,000 Euros. 521 00:40:57,940 --> 00:41:00,932 There are several installments... 522 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,099 obviously it can still... 523 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:07,579 make deposits into your checking account 524 00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:14,297 We have three options... or you have 525 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,173 Safe, balanced or offensive. 526 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,331 Safe, balanced or offensive. 527 00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:21,496 What do you choose? - I don't know 528 00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:23,409 Offensive. 529 00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:27,496 Offensive! 530 00:41:29,180 --> 00:41:30,977 Offensive! - The one of 30,000 euros. 531 00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:33,410 I choose the offensive option! 532 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:35,736 Ok - Offensive. 533 00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:40,809 We understood. - I choose the offensive. 534 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,778 The offensive option. That's it, choose! 535 00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:49,768 It took my time, but now I'm sure. The offensive. 536 00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:52,613 Be quiet! 537 00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:58,451 So 30 000 Euros. 538 00:41:59,780 --> 00:42:02,419 We check our folder again... He is unemployed without rights 539 00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:07,018 It has no address - It depends. 540 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:09,211 I don't pay any taxes 541 00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:12,450 What a fool! 542 00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,412 And 6 years ago they denied him the right. to have a bank account 543 00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:17,370 Please shut up! 544 00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:23,258 Mr Cousseau, a signature please. 545 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:30,692 I sign. 546 00:42:33,740 --> 00:42:37,289 Thank you, Lord, it was a pleasure. - For me too. 547 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,809 See you later, Mr. Cousseau. - Have a nice day. 548 00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:42,454 It was a shared pleasure for me. See you later everyone. 549 00:42:44,820 --> 00:42:46,731 Your bank is re-Super! 550 00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:51,289 I choose the offensive option! Offensive! 551 00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:55,449 Mr Fr�d�ric, I have to remind you... 552 00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:58,857 that the meeting starts at 12 noon. 553 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:53,618 Not coming? 554 00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:57,857 Yes, yes. Come. 555 00:43:58,060 --> 00:44:01,211 All good? Everything is sweating. 556 00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:04,810 Okay, I'm hungry I think. 557 00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:08,939 S�bastien! 558 00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:11,412 What are you doing here? 559 00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:15,968 You have nothing to do in Papa's office. Give me this phone. 560 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:18,774 Claude François doesn't want to talk to me. 561 00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:21,614 It's normal, the phone is not plugged in. 562 00:44:21,940 --> 00:44:25,694 Nobody can answer. -Why are you screaming? 563 00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:34,449 Look at you... what cute pajamas you have! 564 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:41,218 It's a man's pajamas. Like Dad's pajamas. 565 00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:43,610 Like Dad's pajamas. 566 00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:45,737 When will I be big, It will be your Double! 567 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:52,297 No, you can't be my double. -How not? 568 00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:55,009 Because I'm nobody, sweetheart. 569 00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:58,769 We make a man pee, and we went to bed. 570 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:06,534 You made fun of me, we never talked about a tour. -Listen 571 00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:08,617 The most difficult thing remained for Bernard: 572 00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:12,415 Tell V�ro that we had to go on tour 573 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:16,818 And with your work? - Okay, I took a sabbatical. 574 00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:20,815 But it's the third time this year, Do you want to be fired? 575 00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:24,018 No, I know, but... - Bernard is no longer alone. 576 00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:27,098 You're going to do the wrong thing. Look at you with your pirate shirt 577 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:29,456 Have you already chosen? 578 00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:34,054 What is "Texan steak - Camarguaise"? 579 00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:38,293 Good choice. It is a loin steak, seasoned with lemon slices and... 580 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:41,333 Do you have a formula at will? - Yes, too. 581 00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:42,854 Give me two formulas then 582 00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:46,973 Listen to me... 583 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:51,049 It's a new beginning for our couple. 584 00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:53,330 No, I tell you no - Please 585 00:45:53,540 --> 00:45:55,258 Excuse me, we have two formulas. 586 00:45:55,460 --> 00:45:57,690 One at 19.60 with entry, 587 00:45:58,020 --> 00:45:59,897 And another 13.60. 588 00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:02,330 So two of 13.60 589 00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:05,818 If I win... 590 00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:08,210 Chicken, lamb, pork? 591 00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:10,531 Listen to me, Lord "We have variety"... 592 00:46:10,740 --> 00:46:14,130 You're going to give us Meats with an S for meat. 'do you tend? 593 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,456 Are you crazy, how do you talk to him? 594 00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:23,137 What? I just showed him that he found stronger 595 00:46:23,460 --> 00:46:25,052 He makes fanfare with his formula at will 596 00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:27,894 You will meet MY will! 597 00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:30,534 Don't I have a nice Will? 598 00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:33,779 Mine has limits, I'm leaving! 599 00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:37,529 Stop, V�ro... listen to me. - Isn't the lady going to dinner? 600 00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:42,698 What's up damn? Were you thinking of impressing me with your Dwarf meat? 601 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:45,130 Do you think Bernard Fr�d�ric is he going to shit in front of carnita? 602 00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:47,610 You don't know who I am! What do you look at? 603 00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:50,459 I have a dragon tail? No! Turn plates then. 604 00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:53,499 Well, we start from the beginning. 605 00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:56,089 Quickly bring me the "Sleepless Night" menu. 606 00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:57,972 I want a shower of meat. 607 00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:01,809 Mountains of puree with a rivulet of sauce 608 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:06,536 The Chef tells us that Bernard Fr�d�ric is going to camp here. Do you understand? 609 00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:15,414 I did Claude Fran�ois all my life. I can do Carlos for one night. 610 00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:18,453 But you know, skinny, if I get sick... 611 00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:23,253 I get sick HERE, in your house. Do you understand? 612 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:47,971 We've been on the highway for two hours. 613 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:50,495 Why don't we take it? - Because you have to pay. 614 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:55,334 Bernard Fr�d�ric will never pay to drive 615 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,689 I am a man with principles 616 00:47:58,140 --> 00:48:00,176 But don't worry... 617 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:01,733 Let's break it! 618 00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:05,610 In comparison, Johnny Halliday to the Stade de France 619 00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:07,458 It's a playmobil in a sink 620 00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:16,612 Vanessa, you will be the captain... 621 00:48:16,820 --> 00:48:17,935 of the Bernadettes tonight. 622 00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:20,376 Again... 623 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,497 Silence! - Thank you! 624 00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:24,538 Thanks, Bernard. 625 00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:33,450 B�ziers, Maine-sur-Loire, Nevers... 626 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:37,573 Cultured cities for Magnolia World Tour 2004... 627 00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:40,453 by Bernard Fr�d�ric and his Bernadettes. 628 00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:12,815 Thank you! Thank you all! 629 00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:31,711 Thanks Paris! Thanks to the Bernadettes! 630 00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:43,731 Thanks Paris! 631 00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:56,372 After the victory over Crystal Palace I organized an after... 632 00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:59,014 at Pizzeria Renato, a very Top pizzeria... 633 00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:01,734 to end the tour in apotheosis 634 00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:05,534 Strange place -No. 635 00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:09,098 I stayed with the first one. 636 00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:14,853 Give me your luggage. 637 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:18,811 Where is? - There... 638 00:52:19,420 --> 00:52:22,935 Are you sure? -Yes, let's go. 639 00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:25,931 Renato, where is the scene? 640 00:52:26,140 --> 00:52:29,496 They have the entire restaurant... - It won't be possible 641 00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:33,779 Look, we've been organizing for 17 years. the election of Miss Calzone... 642 00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:37,893 And no one ever complained. They are not going to start 643 00:52:38,100 --> 00:52:41,809 Where are the bathrooms? - Deep down 644 00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:46,650 We can do a mini scene 645 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:48,532 putting two tables together. 646 00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:51,300 Barbarian. -And how do we dance? 647 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,172 There is no room. 648 00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:56,253 Give it... 649 00:52:56,460 --> 00:52:58,576 No, no, no. 650 00:52:58,940 --> 00:53:01,500 Listen to me Herr Calzone... 651 00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:04,055 Can Johnny Halliday sing in the Parc des Princes... 652 00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:06,296 No fireworks? No! 653 00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:08,770 And Bernard Fr�d�ric I wouldn't do Pizzeria Renato... 654 00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:11,375 Without his Bernadettes. OK? 655 00:53:13,980 --> 00:53:17,609 We're not leaving. We had to sing here, let's sing here 656 00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,809 Tell me if I bother you. 657 00:55:15,260 --> 00:55:16,932 you allow me 658 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:20,139 Except my energy. 659 00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:25,129 I understand, but 660 00:55:25,340 --> 00:55:27,979 could you go up the direction? 661 00:55:28,860 --> 00:55:32,773 It may seem a little slow 662 00:55:32,980 --> 00:55:35,699 But I'm on a Slow course 663 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:40,132 I follow the tempo of "Mal Aim"... 664 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,649 Do you prefer B�linda's? 665 00:55:54,150 --> 00:55:56,050 - Faster - Sweet tooth! 666 00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:59,413 Let's go straight to Yes J'Avais Un Marteau. 667 00:56:08,014 --> 00:56:12,214 - I'm not going to get to the tinkerbell solo. 668 00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:33,932 Mom! 669 00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:43,010 Is everything okay, sweetheart? Excuse me. 670 00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:46,852 Why didn't Dad come? 671 00:56:47,180 --> 00:56:49,774 in an alley a Lavilliers trapped me. 672 00:56:49,980 --> 00:56:52,892 We fight... with edged weapons. 673 00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:57,571 Where is? Go! - Who? It doesn't happen. 674 00:57:21,180 --> 00:57:22,374 V�ro! How are you doing? 675 00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:27,938 You will believe us We are in a rehearsal... 676 00:57:29,220 --> 00:57:31,575 OK, I have a lover, so what? 677 00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:33,498 It's nothing serious 678 00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:35,970 All the Great Ones have a lover 679 00:57:36,180 --> 00:57:39,456 Bill Clinton? a lover Mick Jagger? a lover 680 00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:42,732 Napoleon... lover. 681 00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:45,496 Claude too. - Stupid! 682 00:57:45,820 --> 00:57:48,015 V�ro, don't be mean 683 00:57:48,220 --> 00:57:52,099 What did you expect? A sad life with a husband without a lover 684 00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:53,528 You deserve better my heart. 685 00:57:56,180 --> 00:57:58,614 V�ro! Wait! 686 00:57:58,820 --> 00:58:01,937 V�ro, stop! Let me explain to you! 687 00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:04,498 V�ro, I don't care about that girl, she's a whore 688 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:09,216 Stop! It was nothing, just a little Peneeeeeeee! 689 00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:16,211 The day of the casting arrived 690 00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:19,571 Bernard was ready... or almost 691 00:58:23,820 --> 00:58:25,776 Claude... 692 00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:28,574 It would be great if you did something 693 00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:31,810 Bernard deserves to win 694 00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:34,329 There is no one better than him... 695 00:58:34,540 --> 00:58:37,054 I made him work full time, night and day. 696 00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:41,336 It's true we forget your Y�-Y� period 697 00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:43,656 The truth is, it wasn't your best. 698 00:58:44,260 --> 00:58:45,818 Excuse me 699 00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:57,131 They summoned the best Claude Fran�ois at the Dammois Mill 700 00:58:57,340 --> 00:59:00,013 Cheb Cloco, Claude David, Jean-Claude Fran�ois, 701 00:59:00,220 --> 00:59:02,973 Claude Jean-François, Claudus, Claudine, 702 00:59:03,180 --> 00:59:05,330 Claude R�my, Trash Cloclo! 703 01:00:42,460 --> 01:00:43,813 Why did you do that? 704 01:00:45,340 --> 01:00:48,969 You got burned in the environment! 705 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:54,814 What's happening? 706 01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:59,134 I fall and they eliminate me? That's why? 707 01:00:59,340 --> 01:01:03,219 AND? Claude never fell maybe? 708 01:01:03,540 --> 01:01:05,849 That it had hydraulic insoles? 709 01:01:06,180 --> 01:01:09,833 Only cold Clo-Clo chests never fall. The Disk officials. 710 01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,496 With their little papers, their little pencils 711 01:01:13,780 --> 01:01:17,489 I don't care about your nonsense! Look, I'm naked! 712 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:22,454 I need a Clo-Clo diploma to hold the blood sausage fair? 713 01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:25,051 No. I'm worth much more! 714 01:01:25,380 --> 01:01:27,371 My reputation does not come from officials... 715 01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:29,138 if not from the public! 716 01:01:30,260 --> 01:01:32,410 And my audience is here today. 717 01:01:36,740 --> 01:01:38,935 Claude gave meaning to my life... 718 01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:42,011 and with the public 719 01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:45,573 we still give meaning to your life 720 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:48,136 The rest is nothing 721 01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:50,576 Keep it! 722 01:01:51,180 --> 01:01:52,932 You are right! 723 01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:29,018 That's it. 724 01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:32,690 He didn't have to get up. But he did it! 725 01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:34,811 Maybe you didn't push him right. 726 01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:37,170 If I didn't push him well 727 01:02:37,380 --> 01:02:39,416 Maybe it was because I didn't want it. 728 01:02:39,620 --> 01:02:42,134 Did you fall in love? - Oh stop fucking around 729 01:02:42,340 --> 01:02:45,537 Listen to me. I have been the best Cloclo for 5 years. 730 01:02:45,740 --> 01:02:47,890 But he's going to become the best. Because of you! 731 01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:51,058 You brought me. You are a fucking Whore. 732 01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:54,730 Me, a Whore? - Yes Do you think you're a Clo-Clo? 733 01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:57,329 You look like Patrick Juvet! Gil! 734 01:03:00,260 --> 01:03:02,376 On the one hand, it rejects valid checks 735 01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:06,892 and on the other hand, it gives open credit 736 01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:11,412 to a certain Cousseau who He has an expired DNI since 1986. 737 01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:15,295 Nothing but a vagabond, and you give him a card... 738 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:19,334 With a maximum credit, that he surpassed by far 739 01:03:19,660 --> 01:03:21,890 Does he use the money to pay for his sabbatical? 740 01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:27,376 Mr director... I'm about to achieve something huge 741 01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:30,614 Stop... if it's going well, I swear that 742 01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:33,459 It can have a huge impact for the bank 743 01:03:35,900 --> 01:03:36,969 I show him 744 01:03:40,340 --> 01:03:41,978 Imagine him fixed 745 01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:50,609 Are you going to open a hair salon? 746 01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:54,337 I'm going to compete on Doubles Night by Evelyne Thomas. 747 01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:56,414 What do I care? 748 01:03:57,140 --> 01:03:59,893 What do I care if he's Evelyne Thomas' Double? 749 01:04:00,620 --> 01:04:03,054 Mr. director... if I win 750 01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:05,137 I will refund your money to the last cent. 751 01:04:05,340 --> 01:04:09,333 Start with the first penny and then use your compensation 752 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:12,011 Thank you, Mr Fr�d�ric. 753 01:04:15,820 --> 01:04:17,492 There is nothing more to say. 754 01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:22,499 Hey, stop. 755 01:04:23,740 --> 01:04:25,014 Who do you think you're talking to? 756 01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:27,171 Do you know who Bernard Fr�d�ric is? 757 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:30,492 Bernard Fr�d�ric, is 5 employees, 758 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:35,455 80 calls per week, 30 fan letters per day. 759 01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:39,573 Bernard Fr�d�ric, It's 2L of sweat for each show. 760 01:04:39,780 --> 01:04:42,135 Bernard Fr�d�ric, is 3 women in syncope every tour 761 01:04:42,340 --> 01:04:44,296 It's 12,000 km every year... 762 01:04:44,620 --> 01:04:48,329 and 19 twins. That's Bernard Fr�d�ric! 763 01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:52,089 It is a huge, giant sum! 764 01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:54,336 A Guera machine! 765 01:05:00,340 --> 01:05:02,649 Keep the jacket, You don't need it anymore! 766 01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:33,579 - It's me. 767 01:05:53,860 --> 01:05:55,452 V�ro, it's me! 768 01:05:56,940 --> 01:05:58,896 It's not funny! 769 01:05:59,420 --> 01:06:02,093 He leaves And (not) come back. 770 01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:18,099 Enough 771 01:06:21,820 --> 01:06:25,529 Hello, we come for S�bastien's birthday 772 01:06:28,580 --> 01:06:30,138 Dad! 773 01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:34,691 I take V�ro. 774 01:06:36,180 --> 01:06:38,091 Happy birthday, champion! 775 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:40,979 Hello. 776 01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:45,609 What is it? 777 01:06:47,020 --> 01:06:48,976 I opened it. 778 01:06:57,660 --> 01:07:00,174 Did you see Mom? Brilliant! 779 01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:05,216 I swallow a CD. 780 01:07:07,100 --> 01:07:08,579 It is a CD player. 781 01:07:16,820 --> 01:07:19,050 Why do you never answer? 782 01:07:19,380 --> 01:07:20,608 You don't know why? 783 01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:38,215 Do you have anyone? - No. 784 01:07:38,540 --> 01:07:41,338 Is he the bald fat man? -Noo. 785 01:07:41,660 --> 01:07:44,652 Do you want me to glue it? - Leave it 786 01:07:44,980 --> 01:07:46,652 At least you laugh. 787 01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:51,097 See, you have fun with me. 788 01:07:58,180 --> 01:07:59,374 Excuse me. 789 01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:10,218 I make the coffee -Stop, I'll help you. 790 01:08:19,180 --> 01:08:22,331 S�bastien. I have something for you. 791 01:08:22,900 --> 01:08:26,859 Music you like - Not now 792 01:08:30,620 --> 01:08:32,019 Ready? 793 01:08:42,340 --> 01:08:44,570 Is it you Mom? 794 01:08:44,780 --> 01:08:49,695 Tell her: "Mom, "He's someone for you." 795 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:52,371 A, it's Mr. from last time. 796 01:08:52,580 --> 01:08:55,333 I think he's in his bathroom. 797 01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:58,259 But I don't know if he can come. 798 01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:02,491 Tell him, please 799 01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:05,737 which is very important 800 01:09:05,940 --> 01:09:08,295 And what he waits 801 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:12,618 Did you do something to my Mom? Makes great signs 802 01:09:12,820 --> 01:09:15,971 And he tells me: "Tell him I'm not here" 803 01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:20,458 Tell me what your house is like. 804 01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:26,053 Do you do all your tasks well? 805 01:09:26,380 --> 01:09:29,850 Yes, but when Mom works It's the neighbor who takes me to school. 806 01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:31,852 There is only one signature on my cards. 807 01:09:32,060 --> 01:09:34,893 The others have the signature of their Popes. I don't. 808 01:09:35,740 --> 01:09:38,573 Tell him it hurts me 809 01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:41,658 for 6 years. 810 01:09:41,860 --> 01:09:45,899 It's your age, girl. - No, I'm 5. 811 01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:49,576 You know her my mom, She never told me about you. 812 01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:51,293 Doesn't cut 813 01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:57,020 The phone cries 814 01:09:57,340 --> 01:10:01,492 When she doesn't answer 815 01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:05,733 When I yell at him: "I love you" 816 01:10:06,060 --> 01:10:09,939 Words die in the earphone 817 01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:14,378 The phone cries 818 01:10:15,260 --> 01:10:17,330 Please don't cut 819 01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:20,852 Enough! 820 01:10:22,620 --> 01:10:26,898 We didn't do anything wrong - We played Claude Fran�ois. 821 01:10:27,220 --> 01:10:29,654 Do you also want to play Claude François? 822 01:10:29,860 --> 01:10:32,533 Do you want to be like Dad? -No. 823 01:10:32,740 --> 01:10:35,573 Do you want to do the aspargo fairs? and the Ricard tour? 824 01:10:35,780 --> 01:10:38,248 Do you want your girlfriend to make fun of you? 825 01:10:38,460 --> 01:10:40,212 Do you want to make her sad? 826 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:43,058 Look at what state This is your father. 827 01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:49,738 Doesn't he want Dad anymore? 828 01:10:51,740 --> 01:10:52,855 No. 829 01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:55,740 Let's go. 830 01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:02,453 Thanks Dad to ruin this birthday! 831 01:11:02,940 --> 01:11:04,658 Thanks to you too! 832 01:11:13,487 --> 01:11:16,763 Can you fix the light on Laurent Voulzy? 833 01:11:17,287 --> 01:11:19,801 That's fine. 834 01:11:20,167 --> 01:11:22,203 What about Bernard? 835 01:11:22,607 --> 01:11:23,676 I don't know. 836 01:11:23,887 --> 01:11:27,800 I can't accept him if he doesn't come to the rehearsal 837 01:11:28,127 --> 01:11:31,199 It's impossible to find it - If he doesn't come, he's out. 838 01:11:32,087 --> 01:11:33,839 I try again. 839 01:11:43,887 --> 01:11:46,765 Bernard, it's me, Couscous. Answer! 840 01:11:48,127 --> 01:11:52,837 What the hell are you doing! I'm dying of restlessness. 841 01:11:53,567 --> 01:11:56,127 You have your essay!! 842 01:11:56,527 --> 01:11:58,961 I'm with the girls 843 01:12:00,047 --> 01:12:02,038 Answer, damn it! 844 01:12:02,967 --> 01:12:04,320 Are you here? 845 01:12:07,207 --> 01:12:10,165 90mn delay. It's not professional at all! 846 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:16,397 Hey, are you twice as Bishop? -Yes, why? 847 01:12:16,607 --> 01:12:18,563 I know him, you are not similar at all. 848 01:12:18,767 --> 01:12:20,837 Do you want to know what a Re-Double is like? 849 01:12:22,807 --> 01:12:24,445 Give it. 850 01:12:28,367 --> 01:12:30,676 Anyway, Pascal stole everything from Michel. 851 01:16:42,727 --> 01:16:47,118 What are you doing? Do you listen behind the doors? -No. 852 01:16:52,567 --> 01:16:56,719 What time is it? - Don't worry. There is time. 853 01:16:57,647 --> 01:16:59,922 Instead, Vanessa fled. 854 01:17:00,647 --> 01:17:02,524 We don't care about Vanessa. 855 01:17:04,127 --> 01:17:06,083 I won't need them. 856 01:17:09,047 --> 01:17:10,765 Is my face okay? 857 01:17:11,087 --> 01:17:13,396 Bernard... at least he's approachable. 858 01:17:13,607 --> 01:17:18,283 They say that with Claude François... it was impossible 859 01:17:29,447 --> 01:17:32,519 Good Night! Thanks for coming... 860 01:17:32,727 --> 01:17:33,876 in the Sacha Guitry studio. 861 01:17:34,087 --> 01:17:36,681 I love receiving them in this Doubles Gala. 862 01:17:36,887 --> 01:17:41,358 An organized gala in collaboration with RTL. 863 01:17:41,567 --> 01:17:44,035 Good luck to all the Doubles. May the best win. 864 01:17:44,367 --> 01:17:46,244 Now comes the first candidate 865 01:17:46,567 --> 01:17:49,035 He is a Claude François, His name is Claude David. 866 01:17:49,247 --> 01:17:52,717 who receive it with honors... Claude David! 867 01:18:17,607 --> 01:18:20,565 What a mess it is. We've been waiting for over an hour. 868 01:18:20,767 --> 01:18:24,442 I understand, but I have orders. - Tell them I'm his wife! 869 01:18:24,647 --> 01:18:27,400 I know, stay on the road. 870 01:18:27,607 --> 01:18:30,519 The doctor will arrive in a little while. Don't worry. 871 01:18:34,407 --> 01:18:37,240 How depressing a Doubles Night without HIM. 872 01:18:37,847 --> 01:18:40,998 We've been waiting for so long, We could go for a drink. 873 01:18:41,327 --> 01:18:44,080 Look! Is that Claude François? 874 01:18:44,407 --> 01:18:45,920 He doesn't even know how to dance. 875 01:18:46,127 --> 01:18:48,641 How can you be Claude François without dancing? 876 01:18:53,767 --> 01:18:56,565 Thanks Claude David! A huge applause for him! 877 01:18:56,767 --> 01:19:00,919 This year the level is very high. It's going to be difficult for us Doubles. 878 01:19:01,127 --> 01:19:02,446 A little humor now. 879 01:19:02,647 --> 01:19:07,004 who receive our best Coluche! 880 01:19:20,647 --> 01:19:22,956 Where do they go skinny? - I'm Bernard Fr�d�ric. 881 01:19:23,167 --> 01:19:26,921 Polnareff's officer. - Come on, have a good time. 882 01:19:28,127 --> 01:19:30,197 I have to go Double my wife... 883 01:19:30,407 --> 01:19:33,365 It kills me if I'm late 884 01:19:35,487 --> 01:19:39,162 Now our next candidate... 885 01:19:42,687 --> 01:19:46,521 Something incredible just happened In our studio 886 01:19:46,727 --> 01:19:48,445 One of the Claude Fran�ois who resigned 887 01:19:48,647 --> 01:19:51,719 It just arrived. We let him compete or not? 888 01:19:52,687 --> 01:19:54,200 Louder I don't hear anything! 889 01:19:55,207 --> 01:19:59,041 Give it. What Bernard Fr�d�ric and his Bernadettes receive! 890 01:19:59,367 --> 01:20:02,916 Or without his Bernadettes it seems. 891 01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:07,325 He is alone but he is going to sing Alexandrie, Alexandra? 892 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:09,684 Come on, we heard it! 893 01:21:03,007 --> 01:21:05,441 What's happening? I don't understand anything! What's happening? 894 01:21:05,647 --> 01:21:07,399 What is this Quilombo? And the regulations? 895 01:21:07,607 --> 01:21:09,120 Get out! 896 01:21:09,121 --> 01:21:11,421 - I'll do Gainsbourg then or anyone! 897 01:22:06,247 --> 01:22:10,763 Dad lost then? -No sweetheart, he won! 898 01:24:24,247 --> 01:24:27,159 Good Night Mrs... Mr Fr�d�ric. 899 01:24:27,367 --> 01:24:30,165 As always the formula at 13.60? 900 01:24:30,367 --> 01:24:32,597 No, tonight we ordered a la carte 901 01:24:32,807 --> 01:24:35,367 It's my wife who is going to choose! - We also ordered wine. 902 01:24:35,567 --> 01:24:37,922 I let them choose. 903 01:24:41,047 --> 01:24:43,038 What's happening? Don't you feel good? 904 01:24:43,247 --> 01:24:46,319 Do you prefer the formula? -No, you ask for what you want. 905 01:24:46,527 --> 01:24:48,961 It was a good idea, leave Couscous with S�bastien? 906 01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:52,239 He's your best friend, right? - Yes I know 907 01:24:53,847 --> 01:24:55,519 I'm Bernard. - All good? 908 01:24:55,847 --> 01:24:58,805 Did you go to bed Sebastien? - Yes, he told a ghost story. 909 01:24:59,127 --> 01:25:02,961 Then he went to bed and is now sleeping. All good. 910 01:25:03,287 --> 01:25:07,041 Come on, see you. -Did you see? 911 01:25:08,567 --> 01:25:10,683 I'm always a little... 912 01:25:12,207 --> 01:25:15,404 You know what? I love you 913 01:25:24,927 --> 01:25:29,125 Stop, stop. No You don't clean the windshield with your arm 914 01:25:29,327 --> 01:25:33,161 Your arm is a hammer and drive a nail 915 01:25:34,607 --> 01:25:38,043 Good. Ready? We start again. 916 01:26:22,607 --> 01:26:24,165 What are you doing? 917 01:26:24,607 --> 01:26:27,485 I pick up gravel. Maybe Claude walked here. 918 01:26:28,207 --> 01:26:32,485 Give them to me. Each collection needs an expert opinion. 919 01:26:35,727 --> 01:26:39,481 Maybe you have a nice piece. Look girls. 920 01:26:39,847 --> 01:26:42,884 Look how the stone is used at its peak. 921 01:26:43,087 --> 01:26:47,956 It is the proof that a bottle I then walk on top. 922 01:26:48,167 --> 01:26:50,635 It could be Claude's bottle. 923 01:26:57,367 --> 01:27:01,838 Couscous, you have a beautiful piece. Bravo!