1 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:18,184 [whirring] 2 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,287 [yelling] 3 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:22,282 [♪ The Buchanan Brothers: When You See Those Flying Saucers] 4 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,517 ♪ You'd better pray to the Lord ♪ 5 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,786 ♪ When you see those flying saucers ♪ 6 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:31,224 ♪ It may be the coming of the Judgment Day ♪ 7 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,561 [beeping] 8 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:39,966 Hey, Jerry, you might wanna check this one out. 9 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,734 Palomar just picked it up. 10 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:45,638 Looks like some type of UFO, and it's heading this way. 11 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:48,575 How many times do I have to tell you? UFOs don't exist. 12 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:51,177 - We're never gonna see... - [beeping] 13 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:53,580 Wow, its energy signature is massive. 14 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:55,982 Holy Cheez-Its! What do we do?! 15 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:59,652 No one told us! I took this job because you never have to do anything! 16 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:04,123 Jerry, stop it. Let me calculate its impact point. 17 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:05,959 Looks like... 18 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,628 ...Modesto, California. 19 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,898 Supernova, this is Red Dwarf. We actually have one! 20 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:15,568 Code Nimoy! I repeat, Code Nimoy! 21 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,282 [heavy breathing] 22 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,287 [wheezing] 23 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,692 [gurgling] 24 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,535 [door creaking] 25 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,650 [screaming] 26 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,919 [wheezing] 27 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:11,324 What are you guys doing here? It's 5:00 in the morning. 28 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:13,259 Hurry, turn on the TV! Turn it on now! 29 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:16,996 ...and some early morning fog, giving way to sunny skies. 30 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:19,599 Seventy-five degrees. A perfect day to stop by 31 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:23,436 the old folk art and craft show down at the fairgrounds... 32 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:27,373 ...or a perfect day to marry Susan Murphy. 33 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,810 I love you, baby. 34 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:33,713 - I love you, too. - Aww! 35 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:38,484 - Aww! - And good morning, Modesto! 36 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:40,320 [man] Channel 172. 37 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,654 [♪ The Exciters: Tell Him] 38 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:45,592 ♪ I know something about love ♪ 39 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,493 ♪ Gotta want it bad ♪ 40 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:49,729 ♪ If that guy's Got into your blood ♪ 41 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,398 You look gorgeous, sweetheart. 42 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,367 Thanks, Mom. 43 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:57,337 ♪ The very part of you ♪ 44 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:01,241 ♪ That makes you want to breathe ♪ 45 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,743 Ah! My little girl! 46 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,679 - Daddy! - Now, I want you to know that, 47 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,848 even though I'm about to give you away... 48 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:13,086 [sniffling] ...I will always be here to take care of you. 49 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,356 Don't cry because then you'll make me cry, and that'll be a mess. 50 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:19,859 [sobbing] I can't help it! 51 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,530 Hello, everyone! Attention, attention! 52 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,633 Wedding starts in 30 minutes! 53 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:29,636 - My beautiful daughter-in-law! - Hi, Mama Dietl. 54 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:31,471 It's like a fairy tale. 55 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:34,040 The Weatherman and the Weatherman's Wife. 56 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,042 [sighing] Romantic. 57 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:41,247 [sighing] I know. Just think, this time tomorrow, I'm gonna be in Paris! 58 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,883 And someday, we won't just be honeymooning there. 59 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:47,453 Derek will become an anchor or a foreign correspondent. 60 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,389 And we'll travel all over the world. 61 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,958 Honey, my fingers are crossed. 62 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:57,930 One thumb is shorter than the other. It runs in the family. 63 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,700 - Derek doesn't have that. - It skips a generation. 64 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,069 Your kids are gonna have it! [cackling] 65 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,576 [sighing] 66 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:15,281 - Wow, you look beautiful. - [sighing] 67 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,984 So do you. I mean, handsome. 68 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,120 I mean... Sorry. I'm just a little frazzled. 69 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,456 I just spent way too much time with our parents. 70 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:27,093 Don't worry, OK? We'll be alone soon, just us. 71 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:30,930 Hm... Eating cheese and baguettes by the Seine, 72 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:34,734 feeding each other chocolate crepes. [sighing] 73 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:36,035 Um... 74 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,570 - Is something wrong? - No, no! 75 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,873 It's just that, well... [sighing] 76 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:44,510 There's been a slight change of plans. 77 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,145 We're not going to Paris. 78 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:50,883 - What? Why not? - Because we're going somewhere better. 79 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:52,919 - Better than Paris? - Oh, yeah. 80 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,321 Where? Tahiti?! 81 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,924 Nope! Fresno! 82 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,159 Fresno! 83 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:01,894 Fresno. 84 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:05,364 In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek? 85 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:07,900 In the "I've got an audition 86 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:12,305 to become Channel 23's new evening anchor" universe. 87 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:15,742 Got the call from the general manager, he wants me to come in immediately! 88 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:19,846 - Isn't that great? - Derek! 89 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,381 That's... 90 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:25,017 ...amazing! It's amazing. 91 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:27,019 Fresno's a top 50 market, isn't it? 92 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:30,323 It's 55th, but we're on our way, babe! 93 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:33,025 [sighing] Now, look. About Paris... 94 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:37,330 Oh, it's OK. It's fine! As long as we're together, 95 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:41,534 Fresno is the most romantic city in the whole world. 96 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:45,905 - I'm so proud of you. - Of us! Not just of me. 97 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:51,377 I mean, of course, but we're a team now. You're so proud of us. 98 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:54,313 Now get out of here. It's bad luck to see me in my dress. 99 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:57,517 Oh, come on. You know I don't believe in that stuff. 100 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,485 I'll be waiting for you at the altar... 101 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:01,754 ...the handsome news anchor in the tux. 102 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:05,958 [chuckling] Love you! There, I said it. 103 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:08,995 I love you too. 104 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:11,731 - [rumbling] - [gasps] 105 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,042 [gasping] 106 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:28,881 [panting] 107 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,784 [grunting] 108 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:42,628 Susan! 109 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,531 [sighing] Where could she be? 110 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:48,734 Susan! Where are you? 111 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:54,841 - [gasps] - [gasping, moaning] 112 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,144 Susan! Where have you been?! 113 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,947 I think I just got hit by a meteorite. 114 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:06,085 Oh, Susan. Every bride feels that way on her wedding day. 115 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:08,387 My goodness, look at you. You're filthy. 116 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:12,592 - Thank God I have Wet Ones. - [engine rumbling, stopping] 117 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,632 [grunting, panting] 118 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,906 [playing Here Comes the Bride] 119 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:33,112 [indistinct whispering] 120 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,195 Wow. 121 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,963 You're glowing. 122 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,233 Thank you. 123 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:59,272 No. No, Susan, you're, like, really glowing. You're green! 124 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,506 [gasping] 125 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:03,409 Oh, no! [groaning] 126 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,044 Derek! 127 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:08,447 [grunting] 128 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:10,416 Oh, my gosh! 129 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:11,918 What's going on?! 130 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,287 - What's happening?! - You're all shrinking! 131 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:17,023 Huh-uh! You're growing! 132 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,358 - Well, make it stop! - Get me the government! 133 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:20,326 Oh! 134 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:24,830 - This is impossible! - [screaming] 135 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:27,566 No, this can't be happening. 136 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:28,801 [screaming] 137 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:31,103 Wait, wait. Everybody, it's OK! 138 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:33,406 Have some champagne while we're figuring this out! 139 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,975 Thumbs! Thumbs! 140 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:42,715 Derek! Help me! Ahhh! 141 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,151 Sweet Lord! [grunts] 142 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,258 Here comes the bride! 143 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,628 Oh, Carl! It's her wedding day! [grunting] 144 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:59,432 - Derek? Derek? - [man] All non-military personnel, clear the area. 145 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,368 Beam hurt Derek. 146 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:07,340 - Susan? - Thank goodness you're OK! What's happening to me? 147 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:11,711 Don't panic! Don't worry! Whatever you do, don't drop... 148 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:12,778 [yelling] 149 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,014 - Derek! - Sorry, sir. 150 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:18,684 Who are you people? What are you doing? 151 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:21,287 - [grunting] - Stop it! Be careful! 152 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,924 Get your hands off me! Don't you know who I am? 153 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:28,594 Please, just leave me alone! [screaming] Ow! 154 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,863 [gasping] 155 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,300 [screaming] 156 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,805 [man] She's coming down! 157 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:46,245 - [man] Watch out! - [grunting] 158 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:48,981 Move it, move it! Let's go! Move it, move it! 159 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,083 - [grunting, gasping] - Pull, pull! 160 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,420 Derek? 161 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:59,425 [man on radio] All right, let's get this baby on the bus. 162 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,765 - [beeping] - [Susan gasps] 163 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,200 [Susan] Honey, could you hit the snooze? 164 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:14,907 [groaning] Baby, why did you set the alarm? We're on our honeymoon. 165 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:16,208 [grunting] 166 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,716 Hello? 167 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:25,484 - What's going on? - [whirring] 168 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:33,092 [rumbling, thumping] 169 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:36,095 - [gasping] - [whirring] 170 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,235 [shouts] 171 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,770 [beeping stops] 172 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,008 - [gasps] - [thud] 173 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,383 [rumbling] 174 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,352 [gasping] 175 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,899 Hello? 176 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,376 [gasping] 177 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,419 [male] Is it just legs? Did they capture a giant pair of legs? 178 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,654 [male 2] Silence, B.O.B.! She'll hear us! 179 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:39,792 - [B.O.B.] How? Legs don't have ears. - [male 2] Just shush! 180 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,863 Hello? 181 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,800 Is there someone there? 182 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:52,204 - Could you tell me where I am? - [whirring] 183 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:08,254 [gasping] Hello? What was that? 184 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,522 [gasps] 185 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,064 - Hello. - Ew! 186 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,067 Will you stop...?! Careful! 187 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,937 Please, madam! 188 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,173 Stop! Doing! That! 189 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:34,180 Whatever mad scientist made you, 190 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,949 he really went all out. 191 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:40,953 You can talk. [gasping] 192 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,796 - Hi there! - Ugh! 193 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,998 Ah! My back! 194 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,634 Just kidding! I don't have a back! 195 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:59,638 Forgive him, but as you can see, he has no brain. 196 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:02,374 Turns out you don't need one. Totally overrated! 197 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:05,177 As a matter of fact, I don't even... [gasping] 198 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:10,082 [choking] Oh! I forgot how to breathe! Don't know how to breathe! 199 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,318 Help me, Dr. Cockroach! Help! Help! 200 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,621 - Suck in, B.O.B. - [inhaling] 201 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:19,592 [sighing] Thanks, Doc. You're a lifesaver. 202 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,861 - [Susan gasps] - Wow, look at you. I know what you're thinking. 203 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:26,432 First day in prison, you want to take down the toughest guy in the yard. 204 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,734 Well, I'd like to see you try. [grunting] 205 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:34,573 [grunting] Ninja! 206 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,645 - [cracking] - Ow! 207 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,513 Ah! Gosh. 208 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,983 - Look, she's speechless. - She? 209 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:48,654 Yes, B.O.B.! We are in the presence of the rare female monster. 210 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:53,192 No way! It's a boy. Look at his boobies. 211 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,593 We need to have a talk. 212 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,629 Gentlemen, I'm afraid we are not making 213 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,230 a very good first impression. 214 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,633 At least I'm talking. First new monster in years, 215 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,968 we couldn't get a wolf man or a mummy? 216 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,337 Just somebody to play cards with. 217 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,840 [sighing, clearing throat] 218 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,476 Might we ask your name, madam? 219 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,611 Susan. 220 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,947 No, we mean your monster name. 221 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:18,050 Like, what do people scream when they see you coming? 222 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,053 You know, like, "Look out! Here comes...!" 223 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,522 Susan. 224 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,491 Really? 225 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,159 Suuusaaan! 226 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,428 Ooh, I just scared myself. That is scary. 227 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,964 - [alarm sounding] - Yes! Eat times. 228 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,234 [electronic whirring, beeping] 229 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,072 That is repulsive! 230 00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:43,042 Oh! An old slipper! 231 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,078 [grunting] 232 00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:49,748 [fizzing, bubbling] 233 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,485 Please, God, please tell me this isn't real. 234 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:56,121 Please tell me I had a nervous breakdown at the wedding, 235 00:15:56,121 --> 00:16:00,259 and now I'm in a mental hospital on medication that's giving me hallucinations. 236 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,394 [grumbling, growling] 237 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,100 - [roaring] - [screaming] 238 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,271 Don't scare Insectosaurus! 239 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,807 He's gonna pee himself, then we'll all be in trouble. 240 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,110 Every room has a door! There's gotta be a door here! 241 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:21,180 It's OK, buddy. Don't worry about it. 242 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:25,651 Who's a handsome bug, huh? You like it when I rub your tummy? 243 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,522 Please! Somebody! I don't belong here! 244 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:33,525 - Let me out! - Hey, that is not a good idea. 245 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:38,731 - Let me out! - [whirring] 246 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,210 Monsters, get back in your cells. 247 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,553 - [whirring] - [gasps] 248 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:16,435 Oh, thank goodness. A real person. You are a real person, right? 249 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,271 Not one of those half-person, half-machine, 250 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,707 you know, whatever you call those things. 251 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,977 - A cyborg? - Oh, no! You're a cyborg?! 252 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:30,182 Madam, I assure you, I am not a cyborg. The name is General W.R. Monger. 253 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:33,318 I'm in charge of this facility. Now follow me. 254 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,621 It is time for your orientation. 255 00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:49,601 In 1950, it was decided that Jane and Joe Public could not handle the truth 256 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:53,739 about monsters, and should focus on more important things, like paying taxes. 257 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,041 So the government convinced the world 258 00:17:56,041 --> 00:18:01,580 monsters were stuff of myth and legend and then locked them away in this facility. 259 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,881 Uhh! 260 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:08,554 But I'm not a monster! I'm just a regular person. 261 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:11,090 I'm not a danger to anyone or anything. 262 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,691 - [yelling] - [sputtering] 263 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,561 [man] Don't let her get me! 264 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,296 Sorry. 265 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,503 [cow mooing] 266 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:27,105 - How long will I be here? - Indefinitely. 267 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,740 - Can I contact my parents? - No. 268 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,075 - Derek? - Negative. 269 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:33,412 - Do they know where I am? - No, and they never will! 270 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,280 This place is an X file, 271 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:39,051 wrapped in a cover-up and deep-fried in a paranoid conspiracy. 272 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:42,654 There will be zero contact with the outside world. 273 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,202 [roaring, snorting] 274 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,273 [hooting] 275 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:11,350 ...seven, eight... [grunting] 276 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:15,153 ...999... [gasping] 277 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:17,222 ...1,000. [grunting] 278 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,224 I can't believe I did ten sets. 279 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,967 [laughing] 280 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,502 Ah! Susan! 281 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,238 You wouldn't happen to have any uranium on you? 282 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,806 I just need a smidge. 283 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:35,807 Rescind Dr. Cockroach's 284 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,443 toy box privileges immediately. 285 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:42,514 We had the prison psychologist redecorate your cell. 286 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,517 Try to keep you all calm-like. 287 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,386 [Susan] But I don't want a poster. 288 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:51,590 I want a real kitten hanging from a real tree. 289 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,359 I want to go home. 290 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,763 Come on, little Debbie, please don't cry. It makes my knees hurt. 291 00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:00,032 Don't think of this as a prison. 292 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:04,937 Think of it as a hotel you never leave because it's locked from the outside! 293 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,173 [mechanical whirring] 294 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,409 Oh, and one other thing. 295 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:13,912 The government has changed your name to Ginormica. 296 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,480 [gasping] 297 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:06,932 [female voice] Begin reanimation sequence. 298 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:15,540 Who dares to wake me? 299 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:19,678 Quantonium has been located on a distant planet 300 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:22,014 in the Omega Quadrant. 301 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:25,183 The Omega Quadrant? Lame. 302 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:28,720 [female voice] The trajectory of the Quantonium meteor 303 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:33,425 has been traced to sector 72-4, 304 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,561 the planet locally known as Earth. 305 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:40,966 What a miserable-looking mud ball. 306 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,068 Send a robot probe! 307 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:49,408 Extract the Quantonium with extreme prejudice. 308 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:52,944 I want it all. 309 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,347 Every last drop! 310 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,749 Yes, Gallaxhar. 311 00:21:57,749 --> 00:22:02,721 [Gallaxhar] Nothing can stand in my way now. 312 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,396 [♪ Journey: Who's Crying Now] 313 00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:15,200 ♪ One love feeds the fire ♪ 314 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,804 ♪ One heart burns desire ♪ 315 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:22,974 ♪ Wonder, who's crying now? ♪ 316 00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:26,144 Don't rush me, Katie! I'm just not ready. 317 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:29,981 Oh, relax, Cuthbert. It's just like dancing. I'll lead. 318 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:32,884 - Ah! - [signal breaking up] 319 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:38,090 Katie, I have a gymnastics meet tomorrow. So maybe, uh... 320 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,958 Uh, did you open the top? 321 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:42,961 Oh, thank goodness. It's the police. 322 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:45,230 We weren't doing anything, officer! 323 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,099 Yeah, nothing at all. 324 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,133 [roaring] 325 00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:52,704 [Cuthbert] Jiminy! 326 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,741 Why did I even let you talk me into this? 327 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,375 Maybe we should get out of here. 328 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,311 Or maybe we should go check it out. 329 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,713 Katie, are you nuts? 330 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,483 Wait! Don't leave me alone! 331 00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:08,186 Ah! [grunting] 332 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:09,921 No! My ankle! 333 00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:12,257 - [cracking] - I think it's broken! 334 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:13,725 Katie? 335 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:18,530 [groaning] This is the worst date ever. 336 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,542 Katie, I'm frightened. 337 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,916 [screaming] 338 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:43,155 It was first spotted at midnight last night by a couple in romantic embrace. 339 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,391 No one knows what it is or where it came from. 340 00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:50,295 All branches of the military were immediately mobilized. 341 00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:53,498 What is that, Henshaw? OK. 342 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:57,736 I have just received word that the president of the United States 343 00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:01,873 has arrived and will attempt to make first contact. 344 00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:03,975 I must approach it alone. 345 00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:07,879 This is all about peaceful communication. 346 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:09,915 Yes, sir, Mr. President. 347 00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:14,119 [♪ Les Deux Love Orchestra: Planet Claire] 348 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,017 Perimeter stable. Got a bead on Papa Bear. All clear. 349 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:48,787 [panting] 350 00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:56,995 [panting] 351 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,902 [cracking knuckles] 352 00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:08,740 [playing Close Encounters of the Third Kind] 353 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,883 [gulps] 354 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:19,117 [clearing throat] 355 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:24,890 [playing Axel F.] 356 00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:32,931 [beat joins in] 357 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,686 [panting] 358 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:57,289 [dog barking] 359 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,495 [rumbling] 360 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:04,663 [all gasping] 361 00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:06,364 [whirring] 362 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,186 [all exclaiming] 363 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:59,284 - [man] Let's go! - [man 2] Get out of the way! 364 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,353 [man] Set her down, now. Here we go! 365 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,021 [indistinct shouting] 366 00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:08,927 [grunts] 367 00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:11,796 Whoa! 368 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:15,700 Commander, do something violent! 369 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,869 You heard the president! Light 'em up! 370 00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:31,016 We're getting pummeled down here! Call in air support! Call in air support! 371 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,193 Yeah! 372 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:47,032 [indistinct radio chatter] 373 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:54,439 [squeaking] Call in... [clearing throat] Call in a full retreat! 374 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:57,275 Full retreat! Full retreat, all troops! 375 00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:00,211 Wheels up. Papa Bear is on the move. 376 00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:03,748 Wait. So that's how you want to play it? 377 00:28:03,748 --> 00:28:07,585 - Eat lead, alien robot! - [robot gulps] 378 00:28:07,585 --> 00:28:10,588 - Evidently, they eat lead. - Get him on the chopper. 379 00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:13,958 [grunting] I'm brave! I'm a brave president! 380 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,829 Get out of the way! 381 00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:25,236 [panting] 382 00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:31,810 [beeping] 383 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:34,245 [grunting] 384 00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:35,914 [man] Sir! We need to declare a... 385 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:37,716 [man 2] We need to overthrow that robot 386 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,150 and install our own government! 387 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:41,386 [man 3] Let's sacrifice the elderly to it! 388 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,387 I say we invade it! 389 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,556 The Earth only has two weeks left! 390 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:48,193 If that thing walks into a populated area there'll be a major catastrophe! 391 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:51,296 We need our top scientific minds on this. Get India on the phone! 392 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:53,364 Can we transport the United States to a safer planet? 393 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:56,701 Give this alien a green card and make him proud to be an American. 394 00:28:56,701 --> 00:29:01,406 Sir, it's at dire times like this when stop and ask myself, "What would Oprah do?" 395 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:06,745 Hang it all! What's the point? It's a disaster. 396 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,913 [all] Stop! No! 397 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,716 That button launches our nuclear missiles! 398 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,885 Well, which button gets me a latte? 399 00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,554 Uh... That would be the other one, sir. 400 00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:22,660 What idiot designed this thing? 401 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,329 [man] You did, sir. 402 00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:26,364 Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody! 403 00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:28,099 [Wilson] Yes, Mr. President. 404 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:31,069 Listen up. I'm not going to go down in history 405 00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:33,037 as the president who was in office 406 00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:34,606 when the world came to an end, 407 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:38,109 so somebody think of something, and think of it fast! 408 00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:40,912 That is a good cup of joe. 409 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:43,047 [General Monger] Mr. President? 410 00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:50,155 Not only do I have an idea, but I have a plan! 411 00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:51,556 Hoorah! 412 00:29:53,591 --> 00:29:56,461 Now, conventional weapons have no effect on this thing, 413 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:59,097 and we all know nukes ain't an option. 414 00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:00,465 Sure, they are. I just... 415 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:03,268 - [all yelling] - No! Don't do it! Stop! 416 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:07,405 I won't kid you, Mr. President. These are dark times. 417 00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:10,875 The odds are against us. We need a Hail Mary pass. 418 00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:13,077 We need raw power! We need... 419 00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:16,080 ...monsters. 420 00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:22,086 Monsters! Of course! It's so simple! 421 00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:24,455 I... I'm not following you. 422 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:28,693 Over the last 50 years, I have captured monsters on the rampage, 423 00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:31,930 and locked them up in a secret prison facility. 424 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:37,335 So secret that the mere mention of its name is a federal offense. 425 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,604 Is he referring to Area Fifty...[gasping] 426 00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:45,810 Mr. President, say hello to Insectosaurus! 427 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:47,579 [screaming] 428 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:50,148 Miss Ronson, please. 429 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:53,351 Nuclear radiation turned him from a small grub 430 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:57,655 into a 350-foot-tall monster that attacked Tokyo. 431 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:01,593 Here we have the Missing Link. 432 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:02,560 [screaming] 433 00:31:04,495 --> 00:31:09,367 A 20,000-year-old frozen fish man who was thawed out by scientists. 434 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:14,739 He escaped and went on a rampage in his old watering hole. 435 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:18,209 This handsome fellow is Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D., 436 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,879 the most brilliant man in the world. 437 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,315 He invented a scientific machine 438 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:29,020 that would give humans the cockroach's ability to survive. 439 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:31,155 Unfortunately, there was a side effect. 440 00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:34,225 - [Miss Ronson screaming] - [General Monger groans] 441 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:37,862 - Now, we call this thing B.O.B. - [Miss Ronson screaming] 442 00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:40,031 Will someone get her out of here?! 443 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:42,400 - [glass breaking] - [scuffling, grunting] 444 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,102 Thank you. 445 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:47,705 A genetically altered tomato was combined with a chemically altered 446 00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:51,509 ranch-flavored dessert topping at a snack food plant. 447 00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:54,245 The resulting goop gained consciousness, 448 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:58,616 and became an indestructible gelatinous mass. 449 00:31:58,616 --> 00:32:02,520 And, our latest addition, Ginormica. 450 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,188 [screaming] 451 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:08,026 [clears throat] General, continue. 452 00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:12,263 Her entire body radiates with pure energy, 453 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:15,266 giving her enormous strength and size. 454 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:20,204 Sir, these monsters are our best and only chance to defeat that robot. 455 00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:23,308 Don't we already have an alien problem? 456 00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:26,210 We don't need a monster problem, too. 457 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:29,781 You got a better idea, nerd? 458 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,215 [all groaning] 459 00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:34,686 OK. Stay where you are. [clears throat] 460 00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:37,488 General, I propose we go forward 461 00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:41,426 with your monsters-versus-aliens idea... thingy. 462 00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,227 [The Missing Link] Go fish. 463 00:32:43,227 --> 00:32:45,296 [♪ Little River Band: Reminiscing] 464 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,632 ♪ Walking through the park ♪ 465 00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:52,837 Do you... 466 00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:55,573 ...have any... 467 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:57,842 ...threes? 468 00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,377 Yes. I do! 469 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:02,513 How are you doing this? You're the luckiest guy I know. 470 00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:06,017 Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it. [chuckling] 471 00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,753 - [radio stops] - What the...? Hey! 472 00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:10,922 [beeping] 473 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:15,793 They called me crazy, but I'll show them. I'll show them all! 474 00:33:15,793 --> 00:33:17,929 [cackling] 475 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:22,100 Doctor, I'd prefer you didn't do your mad scientist laugh 476 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,035 while I'm hooked up to this machine. 477 00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:26,404 [Insectosaurus growling] 478 00:33:26,404 --> 00:33:28,306 You're right, Insecto. 479 00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:31,743 You've been letting that quack experiment on you for over a month. 480 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:35,012 I'm not a quack! I'm a mad scientist! 481 00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:38,716 - There is a difference. - Guys, what choice do I have? 482 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:41,386 If he can make me normal, or even six-foot-eight, 483 00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:42,820 I can get out of here, 484 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,689 get back to the life I'm supposed to have. 485 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:47,091 - I should be in... - Let me guess, Fresno? 486 00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:50,995 Well, Fresno is just a stepping stone. Next stop, Milwaukee. 487 00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:54,632 - And then New York and then someday, hopefully... - Yeah, we know. Paris. 488 00:33:54,632 --> 00:33:58,436 Throw the switch, Doctor, but don't do the laugh. 489 00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:01,739 Now you'll feel a slight pinch in the brain. 490 00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:03,775 [maniacal laughter] Sorry. 491 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:09,781 [electricity surging] 492 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:11,149 [yelling] 493 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,220 [echoing] Susan! 494 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:20,124 - Yoo-hoo! - [Susan] Am I small again? 495 00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:21,726 I'm afraid not, my dear. 496 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,730 - [sighing] - [sizzling] 497 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:29,801 In fact, you may actually have grown a couple of feet. 498 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,669 [nervous chuckling] 499 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:36,340 That's OK, Doc. We'll try again tomorrow. 500 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,276 You really don't get it, do you? 501 00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:41,679 No monster has ever gotten out of here! 502 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,948 That's not true! The Invisible Man did. 503 00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:47,819 No, he didn't. We just told you that so you wouldn't get upset. 504 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:50,888 He died of a heart attack 25 years ago. 505 00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:52,223 No! 506 00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:55,226 Yeah... in that very chair. 507 00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:58,696 He's still there. 508 00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:00,498 [whimpering] 509 00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:03,034 You see what I'm saying? Nobody's leaving. 510 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,702 Nobody's ever getting out. 511 00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:08,206 Good news, monsters! You're getting out! 512 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:10,174 Until today. 513 00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:16,681 So let me get this straight, Monger. 514 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:19,383 You want us to fight an alien robot. 515 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:22,386 And, in exchange, the president of these United States 516 00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:25,189 authorized me to grant you your freedom. 517 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:27,291 [sighing] I can't believe it! 518 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,894 Soon, I'll be back in Derek's arms... 519 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:31,462 ...or he'll be in mine. 520 00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:34,232 I can't wait for spring break back at Cocoa Beach, 521 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,934 just freaking everybody out. 522 00:35:36,934 --> 00:35:40,938 And I'll go back to my lab and finally finish my experiments. 523 00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:42,807 No, no! That's me, B.O.B. 524 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:45,710 Then I'll be a really giant lady. 525 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,445 That's Susan, B.O.B. 526 00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:51,382 Fine. Then I'll go back to Modesto and be with Derek. 527 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,484 That's still Susan, B.O.B. 528 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:56,287 [B.O.B.] I think I deserve a chance to be with Derek! 529 00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:57,822 All right, let's go! 530 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,430 [grunting] 531 00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:18,676 [horns honking] 532 00:36:20,278 --> 00:36:22,980 [man over bullhorn] Everybody move in an orderly fashion! 533 00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:26,450 This is an emergency! We are evacuating the city! 534 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:29,987 Exact change is appreciated, but not necessary! 535 00:36:58,783 --> 00:37:01,252 Let's move out! 536 00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:09,994 [gasping] This is San Francisco! This isn't far from my home! 537 00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:14,298 [sighing] Feel the wind on your antennae. Isn't this wonderful? 538 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:18,636 I haven't been outside in 50 years. It's amazing out here! 539 00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:21,339 It's hotter than I remember. Has the Earth gotten warmer? 540 00:37:21,339 --> 00:37:25,142 That'd be great to know that. That would be a very convenient truth. 541 00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:27,612 [rumbling] 542 00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,848 Whoo-whee! 543 00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:33,584 - Now that's a robot! - It's huge. 544 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,920 Try not to damage it too much. 545 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,922 I might want to bring it back to the farm! 546 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:41,492 No, wait! You didn't say anything about it being huge! 547 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:43,661 Wait! No, don't leave! 548 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:49,533 I think he sees us. 549 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:52,870 Hello! Hi! How you doing? 550 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:56,474 Welcome! We are here to destroy you! 551 00:37:56,474 --> 00:37:57,875 I can't fight that thing. 552 00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:00,211 I can't even... I've never... [gasping] 553 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:04,181 I'm hyperventilating. Does anybody have a giant paper bag? 554 00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:06,050 Relax. 555 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:08,119 Old Link's got this under control. 556 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,888 Hide in the city, Susan. You'll be safe there. 557 00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:13,891 But stay away from the Tenderloin! It's a little dicey! 558 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:17,128 Finally, some action. I'm gonna turn that oversized tin can 559 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:21,699 into a really dented oversized tin can. 560 00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:29,907 OK! Does anybody have a 20 on Insectosaurus? 561 00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:33,644 Wow! Would you look at the size of that... 562 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:34,779 Foot! 563 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:39,583 I got him, you guys! I got... 564 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:43,454 Don't worry, I won't let go! I'm wearing him down! 565 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:45,423 Please tell me he's slowing down! 566 00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:49,126 Get to the city, Link. I'll catch up with you as soon as I can. 567 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:55,566 Or maybe you'll have to catch up with me. 568 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:10,948 [heavy footfalls in distance] 569 00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:13,818 [gasping] 570 00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:35,072 [gasps] 571 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:36,040 [yelling] 572 00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:52,189 [gasping, grunting] 573 00:39:57,394 --> 00:39:59,196 [screaming] 574 00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:03,434 [panting] 575 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:08,906 [yelling, grunting] 576 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:21,719 [yelling, gasping] Oh, no! 577 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:26,524 No, no, no! [screaming] 578 00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:29,226 Oh. [screams, gasping] 579 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:40,571 [gasping] 580 00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:50,648 [yelling] 581 00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:53,584 OK, OK. I got this. 582 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,361 - [thud] - [The Missing Link] Ow! 583 00:41:04,361 --> 00:41:06,730 [grunting] 584 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,632 Yep, that hurt. 585 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:11,602 [yelling] 586 00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:14,738 Get in! I have a plan! [laughing] 587 00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:18,042 [grunting] 588 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,950 [cackling] 589 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:27,318 Hot dogs! 590 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,453 [laughing, inhaling] 591 00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:30,988 [yelling] 592 00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:39,063 All right, Link, I'm going to pull up alongside it! You get up in there, 593 00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:41,765 get to its central processing unit, and... 594 00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:43,901 - Hey, guys, catch me! - No! 595 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:53,377 Let's go, let's go! Keep it moving! 596 00:41:53,377 --> 00:41:56,213 Hey! No honking! 597 00:41:56,213 --> 00:41:57,548 Whoa! 598 00:42:00,517 --> 00:42:05,122 Excuse me! Coming through! On your right! No control! 599 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,234 [horn honking] 600 00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:24,808 Oh, no. 601 00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:32,616 [gasping] 602 00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:38,656 OK! It's going to be OK! Look, I'm gonna get you out of there! 603 00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:41,992 Hold on a second! We have to get off the bridge before... 604 00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:44,061 - [screaming] - [gasping] 605 00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:45,362 [screaming] 606 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:47,965 [all screaming] 607 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:04,615 [yelling] 608 00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:08,519 Ah! 609 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:11,922 No, no, no! Get away from me! 610 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,096 [roaring] 611 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:28,973 [whirring] 612 00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:31,075 Coming through! Watch it! 613 00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:32,376 [screaming] 614 00:43:35,379 --> 00:43:39,483 [panting] Hey, furball, where you been? 615 00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:41,986 [grunting] 616 00:43:41,986 --> 00:43:44,421 Yeah, I know. Papa's a little out of shape. 617 00:43:44,421 --> 00:43:48,726 Excuse me! He's trying to kill me! Why is it doing that? Why would it...? 618 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:49,760 [screaming] 619 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,161 Oooh... 620 00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:54,765 [grunting] 621 00:43:59,703 --> 00:44:03,007 - Wow. - [grunting, gasping] 622 00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:08,145 [gasping] 623 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:15,953 - [tires squealing] - [passengers screaming] 624 00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:22,126 - Wow. You're doing great! - I'm doing everything! 625 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:25,429 Not for long. Come on, you guys. Let's take this thing down! 626 00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:26,930 [grunting] 627 00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:31,268 A deflector shield. Typical. 628 00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:32,269 [grunting] 629 00:44:33,804 --> 00:44:35,439 [gasping, grunting] 630 00:44:38,942 --> 00:44:43,080 You can't crush a cockroach! [cackling] 631 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,249 [grunting, yelping] 632 00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:49,219 [grunting] 633 00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:51,088 [panting] 634 00:44:52,289 --> 00:44:53,957 Right, right. 635 00:44:53,957 --> 00:44:55,793 Here we go. 636 00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:57,061 [grunting] 637 00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:01,065 - [groaning] - Insectosaurus! 638 00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:03,667 - [moaning] - Insectosaurus! 639 00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:05,202 - B.O.B.! - What? 640 00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:07,037 - Help me! - Sorry. 641 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,972 I was staring at this bird over there. 642 00:45:08,972 --> 00:45:11,075 We have to get these people off the bridge! 643 00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:13,343 - Got it. - [woman screaming] 644 00:45:13,343 --> 00:45:17,181 No, B.O.B.! Move the dividers! 645 00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:20,884 Oh, yeah, you're right. My bad. 646 00:45:25,355 --> 00:45:27,825 Go, go, go, go! 647 00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:36,500 [grunting] 648 00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:41,305 Link! 649 00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:44,408 Oh, I don't feel good. 650 00:45:46,610 --> 00:45:49,947 OK. Susan, you can do this. 651 00:45:57,921 --> 00:45:59,356 [grunting] 652 00:46:11,235 --> 00:46:12,302 [gasping] 653 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:21,245 [rumbling] 654 00:46:34,691 --> 00:46:36,160 [grunting] 655 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,763 All right. Let's take this thing down. 656 00:46:39,763 --> 00:46:41,198 [grunts] 657 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,808 [female voice] Retrieval has failed. 658 00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:55,546 Don't get upset. It happens to everyone. 659 00:46:55,546 --> 00:46:58,515 Ah! That lower life form 660 00:46:58,515 --> 00:47:02,686 thinks she can steal my Quantonium? 661 00:47:02,686 --> 00:47:04,388 Send another probe at once! 662 00:47:04,388 --> 00:47:07,991 [female voice] Quantonium cannot be retrieved via robot. 663 00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:13,363 Carbon-based life form, locally known as Susan, is now too strong. 664 00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:18,435 Oh, you think because you're all big and strong 665 00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:21,205 and you can destroy my robot probe 666 00:47:21,205 --> 00:47:24,474 that you're gonna send me running and hiding? 667 00:47:24,474 --> 00:47:29,213 My days of running and hiding are over! 668 00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:33,050 Computer, set a course to Earth. 669 00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:36,653 I will retrieve the Quantonium myself, 670 00:47:36,653 --> 00:47:40,157 even if I need to rip it out of her body 671 00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:43,660 one cell at a time! 672 00:47:46,563 --> 00:47:49,199 [female voice] Careful, it's hot. 673 00:47:52,736 --> 00:47:55,839 Three weeks ago, if you had asked me to defeat a giant alien robot, 674 00:47:55,839 --> 00:47:59,743 I would have said, "No can do." But I did it! Me! 675 00:47:59,743 --> 00:48:03,247 I'm still buzzing. I mean, did you see how strong I was? 676 00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:05,449 There probably isn't a jar in this world I can't open. 677 00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:08,685 You were positively heroic, my dear. 678 00:48:08,685 --> 00:48:11,688 I especially loved how you saved those people on the bridge. 679 00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:14,791 It was a nice touch. Wasn't she amazing, Link? 680 00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:18,562 Yeah, she was great. Really cool. Loved it. 681 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,831 Oh, poor Link. 682 00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:25,302 After all that tough talk, you were out-monstered by a girl. 683 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:29,439 - No wonder you're depressed. - I'm not depressed. I'm tired. 684 00:48:29,439 --> 00:48:32,175 Why are you tired? You didn't do anything. 685 00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:33,877 Well, I haven't been sleeping well. 686 00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:38,815 I got sleep apnes... apnea. Whatever. It's not fun. 687 00:48:38,815 --> 00:48:42,719 So Link's a little rusty... I mean, sleep deprived. 688 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:46,390 You'll be back to your old self in no time. And so will I. 689 00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:50,727 What happened to the "there isn't a jar I can't open" stuff? 690 00:48:50,727 --> 00:48:53,063 Wait. Did you find a jar you couldn't open? 691 00:48:53,063 --> 00:48:54,598 Was there pickles in it? 692 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:56,466 Where's the giant jar of pickles? 693 00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:58,502 What my associate is trying to say 694 00:48:58,502 --> 00:49:03,040 is that we all think the new Susan is the "cat's me-wow." 695 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,341 [chuckling] 696 00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:08,078 - I'm sorry. - Aww. 697 00:49:08,078 --> 00:49:11,748 Thanks, you guys. That is so sweet, 698 00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:15,218 but I have a normal life waiting for me. You know? 699 00:49:15,218 --> 00:49:18,221 So tell me, exactly, how this normal life thing 700 00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:20,023 works with you being giant and all. 701 00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:22,292 I'm not gonna be a giant forever. 702 00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:26,496 Derek won't rest until we've found a cure for my... 703 00:49:26,496 --> 00:49:29,132 ...condition. We're a team. 704 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:31,702 We could all do with a Derek. 705 00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:34,371 Perhaps, someday, we could make his acquaintance! 706 00:49:34,371 --> 00:49:38,175 Really? You guys want to meet Derek? 707 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:47,784 First stop, Modesto! 708 00:49:47,784 --> 00:49:51,188 Ginormica, I called your family to tell them you were coming home. 709 00:49:51,188 --> 00:49:56,593 I also called the Modesto PD, told them not to shoot at you. 710 00:49:56,593 --> 00:49:59,429 Thanks, General. 711 00:49:59,429 --> 00:50:01,064 [chuckling] 712 00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:13,744 OK, remember, these people aren't used to seeing, um... 713 00:50:13,744 --> 00:50:15,746 ...anything like... 714 00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:18,248 ...you, or you... 715 00:50:18,248 --> 00:50:19,750 ...or you. 716 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:23,553 So just be, you know, cool. Just be, you know... 717 00:50:23,553 --> 00:50:27,024 - Follow my lead. - [crunching noise] 718 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:29,526 [all yelling, grunting] 719 00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:33,363 Stop! That was an accident! 720 00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:36,500 Don't destroy anything! 721 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:38,635 [crashing] 722 00:50:38,635 --> 00:50:40,203 [woman] Susan? 723 00:50:40,203 --> 00:50:44,975 - Susie Q! - Mom? Daddy? 724 00:50:44,975 --> 00:50:49,146 Did they experiment on you? 725 00:50:49,146 --> 00:50:51,715 No, Mom. I'm fine. 726 00:50:55,051 --> 00:50:57,921 It's OK. They're with me. 727 00:50:57,921 --> 00:50:59,356 These are my new friends. 728 00:50:59,356 --> 00:51:01,191 - Oh, Derek! - [screaming] 729 00:51:01,191 --> 00:51:02,692 I missed you so much, 730 00:51:02,692 --> 00:51:04,995 thinking that we'd someday be together again! 731 00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:08,799 It's the only thing that got me through prison! I love you! I love this man! 732 00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:12,469 No, B.O.B.! That's my mother! You're suffocating her! 733 00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:16,339 - [grunting] - Honey, are you all right? 734 00:51:16,339 --> 00:51:19,176 - I taste ham. - [Susan] Sorry, Mom. 735 00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:21,912 He's just a hugger. 736 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,513 Where's Derek? 737 00:51:23,513 --> 00:51:25,782 Uh, he's at work, sweetie. 738 00:51:25,782 --> 00:51:29,352 You know how he is about his career. 739 00:51:29,352 --> 00:51:31,388 We're not gonna celebrate without him! 740 00:51:31,388 --> 00:51:35,759 Susan! What do I do with all your little friends? 741 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:38,962 Just put out some snacks! They'll eat anything! 742 00:51:38,962 --> 00:51:41,097 [rattling] 743 00:51:41,097 --> 00:51:43,366 Oh! Ambrosia! 744 00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:46,770 [♪ Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs: Wooly Bully] 745 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,472 How's it going? 746 00:51:48,472 --> 00:51:50,674 Qué pasa, girlfriend? 747 00:51:50,674 --> 00:51:52,742 Way to cut up a rug, Insecto! 748 00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:56,246 - [roaring] - [car alarms blaring] 749 00:51:56,246 --> 00:51:58,515 Who wants to go for a swim with the Link? 750 00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,488 Ah! 751 00:52:04,488 --> 00:52:08,425 Hi. I'm Benzoate-Ostylezene -Bicarbonate. 752 00:52:08,425 --> 00:52:11,595 Or you can call me B.O.B., whichever's easier. 753 00:52:11,595 --> 00:52:14,931 Did I come on too strong? I'm sorry. 754 00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:18,835 I'm a little rusty. I've been in prison my whole life. 755 00:52:18,835 --> 00:52:20,337 Why'd I mention prison? 756 00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:23,006 Oh, I didn't mean to scare you. 757 00:52:23,006 --> 00:52:26,810 I'm just going to go. Oh, I feel so stupid. 758 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,778 All right. Everyone, just stay calm. 759 00:52:28,778 --> 00:52:31,548 Whatever you do, do not provoke them. 760 00:52:31,548 --> 00:52:35,485 Anyone care for an Atomic Gin Fizz? It's got quite a... 761 00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:39,789 - ...kick. - [screaming] 762 00:52:39,789 --> 00:52:43,960 Chlorine! Chlorine! Chlorine in my eyes! Ahhh! 763 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,696 - [all screaming] - They're turning on us! 764 00:52:46,696 --> 00:52:49,332 Everyone, run for your lives! 765 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,734 [all screaming] 766 00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:55,572 What are they running away from? 767 00:52:57,140 --> 00:52:58,909 [laughing] 768 00:52:58,909 --> 00:53:01,378 That's hilarious, Jim. 769 00:53:01,378 --> 00:53:05,982 That's exactly the kind of down-home country humor I'm gonna miss when I'm in Fresno. 770 00:53:05,982 --> 00:53:10,253 This is Derek Dietl, signing off for the very last time. 771 00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:15,392 - Good night, Modesto! - [man] Channel 172. 772 00:53:15,392 --> 00:53:17,360 - [man 2] And cut. - [bell rings] 773 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,596 - [applause] - [indistinct chattering] 774 00:53:19,596 --> 00:53:22,732 So did you like that sign-off? Just made it up. 775 00:53:22,732 --> 00:53:24,401 [screaming] 776 00:53:24,401 --> 00:53:27,370 [people screaming] 777 00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:31,575 Oh, my goodness. 778 00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:36,346 Wait, wait, wait! But, but...! [grunting] 779 00:53:36,346 --> 00:53:38,748 - [gasping] Oh, Derek. - [yelling] 780 00:53:38,748 --> 00:53:40,684 You wouldn't believe my last three weeks! 781 00:53:40,684 --> 00:53:42,485 - You wouldn't believe it. - [yelling] 782 00:53:42,485 --> 00:53:45,622 [grunting, groaning] 783 00:53:45,622 --> 00:53:48,391 Thinking about you was the only thing that kept me sane. 784 00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:51,895 [gasping] Can't breathe! Ribs collapsing! 785 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:54,598 - Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry! - [grunting] 786 00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:56,633 - Oh, my goodness. Is that better? - Oh, my...! 787 00:53:56,633 --> 00:54:00,770 - [groaning, panting] Oh, yeah. - OK. OK. 788 00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:04,140 I'm just still kind of getting used to my new strength. 789 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:06,643 Wow! You really are big! 790 00:54:06,643 --> 00:54:08,812 Yeah, but I'm still me. 791 00:54:08,812 --> 00:54:11,615 I'm still the same girl you fell in love with. 792 00:54:11,615 --> 00:54:15,251 Except you did just destroy the Golden Gate Bridge. 793 00:54:15,251 --> 00:54:19,055 Well, but that was the only way that I was gonna stop that giant robot! 794 00:54:19,055 --> 00:54:21,191 You ever think I could do something like that? 795 00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:25,762 No, I didn't. I can honestly say it never, ever, ever, ever, 796 00:54:25,762 --> 00:54:30,400 ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever occurred to me. 797 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,370 Look, I know this is a little weird. 798 00:54:33,370 --> 00:54:37,507 OK. [laughs] It's a lot weird, but we'll figure it out. 799 00:54:37,507 --> 00:54:41,544 I know that, together, we can find a way to get me back to normal. 800 00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:45,615 Susan, try and look at this from my perspective. 801 00:54:45,615 --> 00:54:48,551 I have an audience that depends on me for news, 802 00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:51,788 weather, sports and heart-warming fluff pieces. 803 00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:54,290 You expect me to put all that on hold 804 00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:56,993 while you try to undo this thing that happened to you? 805 00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:59,663 That I had absolutely nothing to do with? 806 00:54:59,663 --> 00:55:03,633 Yes. That's exactly what I expect. 807 00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:06,436 What about the life we always talked about? 808 00:55:06,436 --> 00:55:08,038 Don't you still want that? 809 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:10,840 Of course. I just... 810 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,643 ...don't see how I can have that with you. 811 00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:17,447 Derek, please, don't do this. 812 00:55:17,447 --> 00:55:20,383 [sighing] You have to face facts, Susan. 813 00:55:20,383 --> 00:55:24,254 And don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married 814 00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:28,458 and spend the rest of my life in someone else's shadow. 815 00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:31,661 And you're casting a pretty big shadow. 816 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:35,632 I'm sorry. It's over. 817 00:55:35,632 --> 00:55:38,101 Good luck, Susan. 818 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,649 [sniffling] 819 00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:28,251 Wow! What a shindig! 820 00:56:28,251 --> 00:56:32,455 Your parents really know how to throw it down. 821 00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:34,424 What? No, that was a great party. 822 00:56:34,424 --> 00:56:37,594 One of the best I've been to since I got out of prison. 823 00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:39,896 I must have been at a different party, 824 00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:42,665 'cause that's not how I interpreted it at all. 825 00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:47,303 I don't think your parents liked me, and that JELL-O gave me a fake phone number. 826 00:56:47,303 --> 00:56:51,141 Well, at least the garbage was free. You know? I mean... 827 00:56:51,141 --> 00:56:54,711 Ah, who are we kidding? We could save every city on the planet, 828 00:56:54,711 --> 00:57:00,817 and they'd still treat us the same way they've always treated us... like monsters. 829 00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:06,423 Right. Monsters. 830 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:10,026 Anyway, how is Derek? 831 00:57:13,563 --> 00:57:17,467 [sighing] Derek is a selfish jerk. 832 00:57:17,467 --> 00:57:19,736 - No! - Yes. 833 00:57:19,736 --> 00:57:23,106 All that talk about "us." "I'm so proud of us." 834 00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:26,776 "Us just got a job in Fresno." There's no "us." 835 00:57:26,776 --> 00:57:28,244 There was only Derek. 836 00:57:28,244 --> 00:57:32,115 Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that? 837 00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:35,585 - I was such an idiot! - [B.O.B. giggling] 838 00:57:35,585 --> 00:57:39,255 Why did I ever think life with Derek would be so great, anyway? 839 00:57:39,255 --> 00:57:42,091 Look at all the stuff I've done without him. 840 00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:46,296 Fighting an alien robot? That was me, not him. 841 00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:51,901 And that was amazing! Meeting you guys? Amazing. 842 00:57:51,901 --> 00:57:54,337 Dr. Cockroach, you can crawl up walls 843 00:57:54,337 --> 00:57:57,707 and build a supercomputer out of a pizza box, 844 00:57:57,707 --> 00:57:59,409 two cans of hairspray, and... 845 00:57:59,409 --> 00:58:01,411 - And a paper clip! - Amazing! 846 00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:04,981 And you! You hardly need an introduction. You're the Missing Link! 847 00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:07,884 You personally carried 250 co-eds off of Cocoa Beach, 848 00:58:07,884 --> 00:58:10,353 and still had strength to fight off the National Guard! 849 00:58:10,353 --> 00:58:13,423 And the Coast Guard. And also, the lifeguard. 850 00:58:13,423 --> 00:58:14,924 Amazing! 851 00:58:14,924 --> 00:58:17,026 B.O.B.! Who else could fall 852 00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:20,430 from unimaginable heights and end up without a single scratch? 853 00:58:20,430 --> 00:58:22,499 - Link? - You. 854 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:23,600 Amazing! 855 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,302 [roaring] 856 00:58:26,302 --> 00:58:30,306 Good point, Insecto! Susan, don't short-change yourself! 857 00:58:30,306 --> 00:58:34,644 Oh, I'm not gonna short-change myself ever again! 858 00:58:34,644 --> 00:58:36,512 - Testify! - Yeah. 859 00:58:36,512 --> 00:58:38,147 - [all laughing] - Oh, yes. 860 00:58:40,984 --> 00:58:42,085 [yelling] 861 00:58:44,554 --> 00:58:45,889 Susan! 862 00:58:48,658 --> 00:58:50,793 - [roaring] - [yelling] 863 00:58:53,529 --> 00:58:54,998 Way to go, Insecto! 864 00:58:59,335 --> 00:59:00,336 [grunting] 865 00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:08,144 - [squeaking] - Insecto, look out! 866 00:59:08,144 --> 00:59:09,345 [squealing] 867 00:59:10,546 --> 00:59:12,348 [groaning] 868 00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:17,687 Insectosaurus! No! 869 00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:23,092 [moaning] 870 00:59:24,727 --> 00:59:27,297 You're gonna make it. 871 00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:29,699 It's gonna be all right. Look at me. 872 00:59:29,699 --> 00:59:35,171 Don't you close those eyes. Don't you dare close those eyes. 873 00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:36,606 You can't... 874 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,011 [grunting] 875 00:59:43,346 --> 00:59:44,981 [groaning] 876 01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:04,867 [gasping] 877 01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:15,345 - [yelling] - [Gallaxhar laughing] 878 01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:17,647 You must be terrified. 879 01:00:17,647 --> 01:00:22,085 You wake up in a strange place, wearing strange clothes, 880 01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:27,790 imprisoned by a strange being floating on a strange hovering device. 881 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:29,759 Strange, isn't it? 882 01:00:29,759 --> 01:00:32,662 Hardly. It's not the first time. 883 01:00:32,662 --> 01:00:35,531 Wow. You really get around. 884 01:00:35,531 --> 01:00:38,368 To the extraction chamber! 885 01:00:38,368 --> 01:00:41,037 Look. What is it that you want from me? 886 01:00:41,037 --> 01:00:45,108 You have stolen what is rightfully mine! 887 01:00:45,108 --> 01:00:46,876 I didn't steal anything from you. 888 01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:51,047 Your enormous, grotesque body contains Quantonium, 889 01:00:51,047 --> 01:00:54,550 the most powerful substance in the universe. 890 01:00:54,550 --> 01:00:57,887 Did you really think you could keep it from me? 891 01:00:58,888 --> 01:01:01,057 That's what this is all about? 892 01:01:01,057 --> 01:01:06,062 You destroyed San Francisco, terrified millions of people... 893 01:01:06,062 --> 01:01:08,464 ...you killed my friend, just to get to me? 894 01:01:08,464 --> 01:01:14,437 Yakakakaka. Silence! Your voice is grating on my ear nubs. 895 01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:19,675 It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium 896 01:01:19,675 --> 01:01:25,248 can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it! 897 01:01:25,248 --> 01:01:28,217 I know how to use it just fine! 898 01:01:28,217 --> 01:01:32,955 Don't bother. That force field is impenetrab... 899 01:01:32,955 --> 01:01:35,691 [yelling] What the Flagnard?! 900 01:01:35,691 --> 01:01:37,960 - [electricity sizzling] - [grunting] 901 01:01:42,165 --> 01:01:43,733 [yelling] 902 01:01:48,071 --> 01:01:50,540 Ha! That should stop your puny... 903 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:51,908 [yelling] 904 01:01:51,908 --> 01:01:53,509 Computer, close door, hangar two! 905 01:01:53,509 --> 01:01:56,245 - [grunting] - Close door, hangar three! 906 01:01:56,245 --> 01:01:59,048 - [grunting] - Door, hangar four! 907 01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:01,951 No! Close them all! 908 01:02:01,951 --> 01:02:04,420 - Ah! - [grunting] 909 01:02:08,257 --> 01:02:09,225 Whoa! 910 01:02:12,762 --> 01:02:14,063 Ah! 911 01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:19,368 Whoa... [yelling] 912 01:02:19,368 --> 01:02:20,837 [shouts] 913 01:02:25,942 --> 01:02:29,278 - [groaning] - [takes deep breath] 914 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,448 Oh. 915 01:02:35,685 --> 01:02:37,286 Ah! 916 01:02:39,989 --> 01:02:43,059 [screams, grunts] 917 01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:51,067 - Computer, begin extraction! - [beeping] 918 01:03:03,946 --> 01:03:05,414 [giggling] 919 01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:25,501 [moaning] 920 01:03:29,405 --> 01:03:31,607 [Gallaxhar giggling] 921 01:03:31,607 --> 01:03:37,280 Finally, I can rebuild my civilization on a new planet. 922 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:41,083 Any thoughts on where I should set up shop? 923 01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:43,052 Your planet, perhaps? 924 01:03:43,052 --> 01:03:45,188 You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet! 925 01:03:45,188 --> 01:03:47,390 - [gasping] - If you wanted to stop me, 926 01:03:47,390 --> 01:03:50,626 you should have done it when you possessed the Quantonium! 927 01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:52,762 Now you're nothing. 928 01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:58,100 There are innocent people down there who didn't do anything! 929 01:03:58,100 --> 01:04:00,937 There were innocent people on my home planet 930 01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:02,471 before it was destroyed. 931 01:04:02,471 --> 01:04:04,740 I'm sorry your planet was destroyed. 932 01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:07,443 Oh, don't be. I'm the one who destroyed it. 933 01:04:07,443 --> 01:04:09,245 Confused? 934 01:04:09,245 --> 01:04:12,114 After I reveal my tale to you, 935 01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:15,551 everything will become crystal clear. 936 01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:19,055 Computer, initialize cloning machine. 937 01:04:19,055 --> 01:04:21,224 [female voice] Yes, Gallaxhar. 938 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:25,995 Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling, 939 01:04:25,995 --> 01:04:28,598 I found out my parents were... 940 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:31,234 [buzzing] 941 01:04:31,234 --> 01:04:34,937 No child should ever have to endure that! 942 01:04:34,937 --> 01:04:37,340 So I went on the road with a giant... 943 01:04:37,340 --> 01:04:39,642 [buzzing] 944 01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:41,777 And soon thereafter was married! 945 01:04:41,777 --> 01:04:45,014 Things were going well, until she wanted to... 946 01:04:45,014 --> 01:04:47,149 [buzzing] 947 01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:48,818 And then I was all, "No way!" 948 01:04:48,818 --> 01:04:51,354 And she was all, "Yes, way," and I was like... 949 01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:53,422 [buzzing] 950 01:04:53,422 --> 01:04:56,292 But I've told you too much already! 951 01:04:58,227 --> 01:05:03,032 Let the birth of my new planet, now called... 952 01:05:03,032 --> 01:05:06,903 ..."Gallaxhar's Planet" begin! 953 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,238 [whirring] 954 01:05:32,528 --> 01:05:36,198 Once again, a UFO has landed in America, 955 01:05:36,198 --> 01:05:39,468 the only country UFO's ever seem to land in. 956 01:05:39,468 --> 01:05:43,072 Excuse me. What's that, Henshaw? 957 01:05:43,072 --> 01:05:45,207 Okey-dokey. 958 01:05:45,207 --> 01:05:47,610 Uh, we now take you, live, 959 01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:52,481 to a transmission from the alien spacecraft. 960 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:58,020 Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. 961 01:05:58,020 --> 01:06:02,625 You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. 962 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:08,130 However, it is important to note most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. 963 01:06:08,130 --> 01:06:09,665 And those who do survive 964 01:06:09,665 --> 01:06:12,234 will be enslaved and experimented on. 965 01:06:12,234 --> 01:06:15,404 You should in no way take any of this personally. 966 01:06:15,404 --> 01:06:19,608 It's just business. So just to recap: 967 01:06:19,608 --> 01:06:23,112 I come in peace, I mean you no harm and you all will die. 968 01:06:23,112 --> 01:06:24,914 - [crowd gasping] - Gallaxhar out. 969 01:06:24,914 --> 01:06:26,582 [crowd screaming] 970 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,854 OK, boys, set the terror level 971 01:06:31,854 --> 01:06:35,758 at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants. 972 01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:54,243 - What're we gonna do now, doc? - [sighing] I... I don't know. 973 01:06:54,243 --> 01:06:56,545 I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 974 01:06:56,545 --> 01:06:59,749 We're not gonna let Insecto die in vain. 975 01:06:59,749 --> 01:07:02,084 We're gonna get up there, find Susan, 976 01:07:02,084 --> 01:07:06,155 and we're gonna take that alien down! 977 01:07:10,493 --> 01:07:14,864 All right, gentlemen, you've got enough juice in those jetpacks to get up there 978 01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,432 but not enough to make it home. 979 01:07:16,432 --> 01:07:18,033 I'll come get you if I can. 980 01:07:18,033 --> 01:07:22,505 If I don't, it means I'm dead. Or late. 981 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:26,442 I've been your warden for close to 50 years. 982 01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:29,178 That's no longer the case. 983 01:07:29,178 --> 01:07:31,647 For what it's worth... 984 01:07:31,647 --> 01:07:36,385 - That's rude. What did we do? - No, B.O.B., that's not rude. 985 01:07:36,385 --> 01:07:39,121 That's a sign of respect. 986 01:07:48,197 --> 01:07:49,732 General, it's targeting us! 987 01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:53,169 That's the idea, Lieutenant. Hold your course. 988 01:07:53,169 --> 01:07:56,972 Steady. Steady. 989 01:07:56,972 --> 01:08:00,609 - [zap] - Hard right! Hard right! 990 01:08:02,978 --> 01:08:04,346 I can't shake it! 991 01:08:07,883 --> 01:08:10,619 Hang on to your socks! We're going for a ride! 992 01:08:12,221 --> 01:08:14,623 Whee-ha! 993 01:08:16,058 --> 01:08:17,860 [crashing] 994 01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:25,634 That's why I always wear a parachute, Lieutenant. 995 01:08:28,637 --> 01:08:31,307 You can let go of me now, Lieutenant. 996 01:08:31,307 --> 01:08:33,876 - [grunting] - [rumbling] 997 01:08:35,177 --> 01:08:36,712 [gasping] 998 01:09:00,002 --> 01:09:01,670 [cawing] 999 01:09:04,340 --> 01:09:07,009 Who are you signaling? We're right here. 1000 01:09:07,009 --> 01:09:07,943 Hey, zip it! 1001 01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:18,254 - Clone! - Hail Gallaxhar! 1002 01:09:18,254 --> 01:09:21,590 No, not all of you. You, there. 1003 01:09:21,590 --> 01:09:24,093 Um, how do I do this? Three back. 1004 01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:27,997 No, no, no, no. That guy next to you. The one I'm pointing at! 1005 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:30,366 You! The one... Yakakakaka! 1006 01:09:30,366 --> 01:09:34,370 You, clone! Yes! Good! [sighing] 1007 01:09:34,370 --> 01:09:37,039 Take the prisoner to the incinerator. 1008 01:09:37,039 --> 01:09:39,408 She's useless to us now. 1009 01:09:39,408 --> 01:09:42,278 - Hail Gallaxhar. - Hail me. 1010 01:09:56,425 --> 01:10:01,196 Wow. Ginormica ain't so... "ginormic" anymore. 1011 01:10:01,196 --> 01:10:02,898 How are we supposed to get to her? 1012 01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:05,868 There's too many of them. It's impossible. 1013 01:10:10,806 --> 01:10:14,977 I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea. 1014 01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:23,452 This is not going to work. 1015 01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:31,594 [grunting] 1016 01:10:36,465 --> 01:10:37,766 [The Missing Link] Halt! 1017 01:10:41,103 --> 01:10:47,509 I... Gallaxhar, command you to hand over the prisoner this instant. 1018 01:10:47,509 --> 01:10:50,946 Clearly, you are defective beyond repair. 1019 01:10:50,946 --> 01:10:54,450 Guards, take this defective clone to the incinerator! 1020 01:10:57,620 --> 01:11:00,756 Well, what are you waiting for? You and you! 1021 01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:04,760 - [scoffing] Seriously? - Yes! Take the prisoner 1022 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:08,430 and the defective clone to the incinerator! 1023 01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:10,699 Uh, of course, sir. 1024 01:11:10,699 --> 01:11:12,868 Here's a security pass, just in case. 1025 01:11:14,236 --> 01:11:16,905 - Would you like a gun? - Yes, I would. 1026 01:11:16,905 --> 01:11:18,941 Hey, guys, look. 1027 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,712 OK. 1028 01:11:23,712 --> 01:11:28,183 I can't believe you guys came to save me. Thank you. 1029 01:11:28,183 --> 01:11:31,687 Don't mention it. We monsters got to stick together. 1030 01:11:31,687 --> 01:11:35,724 But I'm not a monster anymore. I'm just me. 1031 01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:40,229 My dear, no matter what your size, you'll always be... 1032 01:11:40,229 --> 01:11:44,166 ...nothing but a filthy, carbon-based life form! 1033 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:45,868 [all] Hail Gallaxhar! 1034 01:11:45,868 --> 01:11:47,569 Hail Gallaxhar. 1035 01:11:51,373 --> 01:11:53,809 These disguises are the bomb! 1036 01:11:54,710 --> 01:11:56,879 That's it! Follow me. 1037 01:11:56,879 --> 01:11:59,682 - The only way to save Earth... - [all] Hail Gallaxhar! 1038 01:11:59,682 --> 01:12:01,450 Hail Gallaxhar. The only way... 1039 01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:02,985 - [all] Hail Gallaxhar! - Hail Gallaxhar. 1040 01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:05,120 ...to save Earth is to blow up this ship... 1041 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,356 - [all] Hail Gallaxhar! - Hail Gallaxhar. 1042 01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:09,224 ...before the invasion starts. 1043 01:12:09,224 --> 01:12:10,693 So... how do we do this? 1044 01:12:10,693 --> 01:12:13,696 We need to find the main power core. 1045 01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:16,865 Excuse me, could you direct us to the main power core? 1046 01:12:16,865 --> 01:12:20,035 Gladly. It's right there, above the extraction chamber. 1047 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:33,816 Thank you very much. Hail Gallaxhar. 1048 01:12:33,816 --> 01:12:36,485 - Watch out! - Look out, brainless! 1049 01:12:36,485 --> 01:12:38,253 Give me that thing! 1050 01:12:38,253 --> 01:12:41,357 A weapon like this needs to be in the hands of someone responsible. 1051 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,658 [grunting] 1052 01:12:42,658 --> 01:12:45,894 - Oh... - [gasps] What? 1053 01:12:45,894 --> 01:12:49,131 Hail Gallaxhar? 1054 01:12:49,131 --> 01:12:50,399 [all] Monsters! 1055 01:12:50,399 --> 01:12:51,934 [female voice] Monsters. 1056 01:12:51,934 --> 01:12:53,435 Monsters? 1057 01:12:53,435 --> 01:12:56,238 - [alarm blaring] - Attention, all aliens! 1058 01:12:56,238 --> 01:12:58,507 Destroy all monsters! 1059 01:12:58,507 --> 01:13:00,042 [all yelling] 1060 01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:02,411 You want some of this? [yelling] 1061 01:13:02,411 --> 01:13:03,979 [grunting] 1062 01:13:07,249 --> 01:13:11,387 You want to hurt my friends, you'll have to go through me! 1063 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:12,888 - [grunting] - [groaning] 1064 01:13:12,888 --> 01:13:15,791 - Oh, yeah. - [all yelling] 1065 01:13:27,503 --> 01:13:29,538 [yelling] 1066 01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:38,847 - Susan! - Ah! 1067 01:13:43,552 --> 01:13:46,655 - [laughing] - I can't believe we made it! 1068 01:13:48,223 --> 01:13:50,492 [all shouting] 1069 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:53,228 [yelling] 1070 01:13:59,835 --> 01:14:01,904 - [thud] - [The Missing Link] Ow! 1071 01:14:05,474 --> 01:14:08,911 O... M... G. 1072 01:14:08,911 --> 01:14:11,079 [female voice] Warning, intruder. 1073 01:14:11,079 --> 01:14:12,848 - [beeping] - [female voice laughs] 1074 01:14:12,848 --> 01:14:15,951 You'll never figure out my color code. 1075 01:14:17,019 --> 01:14:19,855 A hexadecimal color code system. 1076 01:14:19,855 --> 01:14:23,125 This won't be but a moment. [cackling] 1077 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,928 Red, green, blue, yellow, orange, baby blue, 1078 01:14:25,928 --> 01:14:28,597 purple, pink, mauve, gold, avocado, adobe gold! 1079 01:14:28,597 --> 01:14:30,933 [dance music playing] 1080 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:34,136 [indistinct yelling] 1081 01:14:35,871 --> 01:14:38,540 - [Susan yelling] - Doc, come on, dance! 1082 01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:44,079 [female voice] Your busted, tired dance moves are no match for my security protocols. 1083 01:14:44,079 --> 01:14:46,181 We can't hold them off much longer! 1084 01:14:46,181 --> 01:14:49,218 One thing you don't know about me, my dear. 1085 01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:53,489 My Ph.D... is in... 1086 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:56,258 ...dance! [echoing] Dance! Dance! 1087 01:14:56,258 --> 01:14:58,794 [female voice] Security protocol breached. 1088 01:14:58,794 --> 01:15:02,764 Ship has been set to self-destruct. 1089 01:15:02,764 --> 01:15:07,035 Total annihilation in T-minus six minutes. 1090 01:15:07,035 --> 01:15:11,707 - Launch the invasion then! - Invasion no longer possible. 1091 01:15:11,707 --> 01:15:14,443 Oh, space balls! 1092 01:15:14,443 --> 01:15:18,881 Divert the Quantonium to the bridge, and prepare my escape capsule! 1093 01:15:32,628 --> 01:15:36,465 Look at that! They're all running scared! Monsters win! [laughs] 1094 01:15:36,465 --> 01:15:39,401 Uh, I don't think that's why they're running. 1095 01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:44,673 [female voice] Ship will self-destruct in T-minus five minutes. 1096 01:15:46,942 --> 01:15:48,810 - Hail Gallaxhar! - [yelling] 1097 01:15:48,810 --> 01:15:50,746 We're not gonna make it! 1098 01:15:52,047 --> 01:15:54,816 - [grunting] - [yelling] 1099 01:15:57,786 --> 01:15:59,655 - Whoa! - Hang on! 1100 01:16:04,259 --> 01:16:06,428 [all grunting] 1101 01:16:06,428 --> 01:16:09,264 - Keep going! - [screams] 1102 01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:13,602 [grunting] 1103 01:16:13,602 --> 01:16:16,338 [straining] 1104 01:16:16,338 --> 01:16:19,374 [groans] It's no use. It won't budge. 1105 01:16:19,374 --> 01:16:22,844 [grunting] If I was still Ginormica, I could do this! 1106 01:16:22,844 --> 01:16:25,180 Susan, get out of here while you still got the chance! 1107 01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:29,051 No! Don't say that. I'm not leaving you guys. 1108 01:16:29,051 --> 01:16:31,353 Yes, you are. Rendezvous with Monger. 1109 01:16:31,353 --> 01:16:35,357 He's outside the ship, waiting for you. Go while there's still time. 1110 01:16:35,357 --> 01:16:40,729 [female voice] Ship will self-destruct in T-minus four minutes. 1111 01:16:40,729 --> 01:16:42,331 Don't you worry about us, Susan. 1112 01:16:42,331 --> 01:16:45,534 You finally have a chance to get your old life back. 1113 01:16:45,534 --> 01:16:48,136 I don't want my old life back. 1114 01:16:55,877 --> 01:16:59,948 They think they've stopped me? They've stopped nothing. 1115 01:16:59,948 --> 01:17:04,620 [female voice] Female carbon-based life form, or Susan, not contained. 1116 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,021 What? 1117 01:17:13,095 --> 01:17:17,099 Attention, robot probes! Crush the earthling! 1118 01:17:22,104 --> 01:17:23,171 [gasping] 1119 01:17:30,278 --> 01:17:31,446 [screaming] 1120 01:17:45,927 --> 01:17:48,530 [female voice] Robot bay has been destroyed. 1121 01:17:48,530 --> 01:17:51,266 [growling] Fire phasoid cannon! 1122 01:18:06,581 --> 01:18:08,350 [yelling] 1123 01:18:13,388 --> 01:18:17,059 [grunting] Are you crazy? You could have killed me! 1124 01:18:17,059 --> 01:18:19,061 Then we understand each other. 1125 01:18:19,061 --> 01:18:22,497 Now open the doors and let my friends go. 1126 01:18:22,497 --> 01:18:27,269 Or what? You don't actually think you're a match for me, do you? 1127 01:18:29,071 --> 01:18:30,505 [female voice] Quantonium 1128 01:18:30,505 --> 01:18:34,076 has been successfully diverted to the bridge. 1129 01:18:34,076 --> 01:18:37,379 Escape capsule ready for transport. 1130 01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:40,916 Like I told you before, you should have defeated me 1131 01:18:40,916 --> 01:18:43,118 when you had the Quantonium. 1132 01:18:43,118 --> 01:18:45,220 Have fun exploding! 1133 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:52,961 [both grunting] 1134 01:18:55,764 --> 01:18:57,332 Yah! 1135 01:18:57,332 --> 01:18:59,034 [both yelling] 1136 01:19:02,737 --> 01:19:04,172 [grunting] 1137 01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:07,375 [giggling] 1138 01:19:09,878 --> 01:19:11,480 Ah! 1139 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:13,682 Now open the doors. 1140 01:19:13,682 --> 01:19:16,118 Even if I wanted to, I couldn't! 1141 01:19:16,118 --> 01:19:19,554 That's what happens when you set a ship to self-destruct! 1142 01:19:19,554 --> 01:19:21,156 Now we're all going to die! 1143 01:19:21,156 --> 01:19:25,227 And there's nothing you can do about it... Susan. 1144 01:19:27,162 --> 01:19:29,264 I wouldn't be so sure. 1145 01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:31,867 And the name is Ginormica. 1146 01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:48,984 [female voice] Total annihilation in T-minus one minute. 1147 01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:50,785 It's been an honor knowing you, Doc. 1148 01:19:50,785 --> 01:19:52,320 The feeling's mutual, my friend. 1149 01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,956 I'll see you guys tomorrow for lunch. 1150 01:19:54,956 --> 01:19:56,558 That's right, B.O.B. 1151 01:19:56,558 --> 01:19:59,361 And there'll be candy and cake and balloons. 1152 01:19:59,361 --> 01:20:01,329 Cake and balloons for lunch?! 1153 01:20:01,329 --> 01:20:04,733 It's gonna be the best day ever! I love you guys! 1154 01:20:04,733 --> 01:20:06,368 [rumbling] 1155 01:20:18,180 --> 01:20:22,284 - By Hawking's chair! - [grunting] 1156 01:20:33,628 --> 01:20:35,096 [all yelling] 1157 01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:44,339 [female voice] Total annihilation in T-minus 30 seconds. 1158 01:20:44,339 --> 01:20:48,810 - [screams] Where's Monger? - He's supposed to be here! 1159 01:20:48,810 --> 01:20:53,348 He said the only reason he wouldn't be here is if he was dead! 1160 01:20:53,348 --> 01:20:54,950 [yelling] 1161 01:20:56,384 --> 01:20:57,852 Or late! 1162 01:20:57,852 --> 01:20:59,621 [roaring] 1163 01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:05,760 Insectosaurus? You're alive! [laughing] 1164 01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:08,263 And you're a butterfly! 1165 01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:12,067 Hee-haw! 1166 01:21:13,001 --> 01:21:14,870 [female voice] Eight... 1167 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,504 ...seven... 1168 01:21:16,504 --> 01:21:18,340 ...six... 1169 01:21:18,340 --> 01:21:19,774 ...five... 1170 01:21:19,774 --> 01:21:21,009 ...four... 1171 01:21:21,009 --> 01:21:22,444 - ...three... - Come on! 1172 01:21:22,444 --> 01:21:24,746 - Come on! - ...two... 1173 01:21:24,746 --> 01:21:26,514 ...one. 1174 01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:31,620 Hm, nothing happened. Maybe my count was... 1175 01:21:37,392 --> 01:21:40,128 - There they are! - [cheering] 1176 01:21:40,128 --> 01:21:41,997 [man] Here they come! 1177 01:21:45,433 --> 01:21:46,668 [roaring] 1178 01:21:51,773 --> 01:21:53,041 Whoo! 1179 01:21:55,076 --> 01:21:57,178 [laughing] 1180 01:21:57,178 --> 01:22:00,148 - Yeah! - [screaming] 1181 01:22:00,148 --> 01:22:02,384 - Oh, great. - [woman screeching] 1182 01:22:02,384 --> 01:22:05,453 - [kissing sounds] - [women screeching] 1183 01:22:05,453 --> 01:22:07,188 Oh, boy. 1184 01:22:07,188 --> 01:22:10,358 - Susie Q! - Daddy! 1185 01:22:10,358 --> 01:22:15,096 Oh, Susan. Ever since you were a baby, I knew that someday... 1186 01:22:15,096 --> 01:22:19,668 ...you would, you know, save the Earth from an invasion from outer space. 1187 01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:22,671 Thank you, but it wasn't just me, Mom. 1188 01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:26,007 Excuse me! Hello! Coming through! How are you? 1189 01:22:26,007 --> 01:22:28,510 - Susan! - Derek? 1190 01:22:28,510 --> 01:22:32,013 Baby, I thought long and hard about what happened between us. 1191 01:22:32,013 --> 01:22:33,949 And I want you to know... 1192 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:35,583 ...I forgive you. 1193 01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:38,887 - You forgive me? - Of course. 1194 01:22:38,887 --> 01:22:42,123 It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteor and ruined everything. 1195 01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:45,760 And you know what? I say maybe you didn't ruin everything. 1196 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:51,266 I just got a call from New York. They offered me network. 1197 01:22:51,266 --> 01:22:54,102 All I have to do is get an exclusive interview from you. 1198 01:22:54,102 --> 01:22:56,204 - Really? - Yeah. 1199 01:22:56,204 --> 01:22:59,307 I get my dream job and you get your dream guy. 1200 01:22:59,307 --> 01:23:02,911 It's a win-win for Team Dietl. 1201 01:23:02,911 --> 01:23:05,180 Derek... 1202 01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:07,248 ...that's amazing. 1203 01:23:07,248 --> 01:23:10,986 - Uh, is the camera rolling? - Absolutely. 1204 01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:12,587 [grunting, yelling] 1205 01:23:12,587 --> 01:23:15,657 Good, because I wouldn't want your fans to miss this. 1206 01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:16,825 [gasping] 1207 01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:18,727 This is Susan Murphy, saying, 1208 01:23:18,727 --> 01:23:22,731 "Goodbye, Derek!" 1209 01:23:22,731 --> 01:23:24,099 [yelling] 1210 01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:28,970 - B.O.B., could you, uh...? - [Derek yelling] 1211 01:23:28,970 --> 01:23:30,605 [muffled shouting] 1212 01:23:32,607 --> 01:23:36,411 Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what? 1213 01:23:36,411 --> 01:23:39,013 I've met someone else. She's lime green. 1214 01:23:39,013 --> 01:23:42,350 She has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her, 1215 01:23:42,350 --> 01:23:45,720 and she is everything I deserve in life! 1216 01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:48,757 I'm happy now, Derek, without you! 1217 01:23:48,757 --> 01:23:50,425 It's over! 1218 01:23:52,026 --> 01:23:53,762 Turn it off. 1219 01:23:53,762 --> 01:23:56,564 Monsters, I'm so proud of you, I could cry, 1220 01:23:56,564 --> 01:23:58,833 if I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the war. 1221 01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:02,837 But not crying will have to wait. The world needs you again. 1222 01:24:02,837 --> 01:24:04,406 What is it, General? 1223 01:24:04,406 --> 01:24:07,675 A snail fell into a French nuclear reactor. 1224 01:24:07,675 --> 01:24:12,814 As we speak, Escargantua is slowly 1225 01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:14,616 making its way to Paris. 1226 01:24:14,616 --> 01:24:19,687 Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris. Now who's with me? 1227 01:24:19,687 --> 01:24:22,424 What do you say, Butterfly... osaurus? 1228 01:24:22,424 --> 01:24:25,593 - [roaring] - We're in. 1229 01:24:25,593 --> 01:24:28,663 - I'm in! - Count me in, too. 1230 01:24:28,663 --> 01:24:30,665 [crowd cheering] 1231 01:24:33,768 --> 01:24:35,670 Au revoir, sweetie! 1232 01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:40,408 - Have a safe flight! - [Carl] Yeah, and hang on! 1233 01:24:45,213 --> 01:24:47,115 [roaring] 1234 01:24:52,353 --> 01:24:55,690 [B.O.B.] Goodbye, Derek! Good luck getting over me. 1235 01:24:55,690 --> 01:24:59,360 [Susan] Uh, B.O.B., it's me he's never going to get over. 1236 01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:03,298 [B.O.B.] Wait, wait! You were dating Derek, too? 1237 01:25:04,232 --> 01:25:06,568 That two-timing jerk! 1238 01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:13,208 [♪ Henry Jackman: Monster Mojo] 1239 01:25:13,208 --> 01:25:16,211 ♪ So you think you can dance ♪ 1240 01:25:44,873 --> 01:25:47,709 ♪ Half person Half machine ♪ 1241 01:25:50,545 --> 01:25:54,682 ♪ Who dares wake me? ♪ 1242 01:26:10,732 --> 01:26:14,903 ♪ Begin reanimation sequence ♪ 1243 01:26:35,089 --> 01:26:37,325 ♪ Lame ♪ 1244 01:26:37,325 --> 01:26:42,063 Everyone, let's welcome my new chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, 1245 01:26:42,063 --> 01:26:44,132 General W.R. Monger! 1246 01:26:44,132 --> 01:26:48,736 Thank you, Mr. President. What a great way to celebrate my 90th birthday. 1247 01:26:48,736 --> 01:26:50,638 Very good, Warren. All right. 1248 01:26:50,638 --> 01:26:53,041 ♪ Let's get it started in here ♪ 1249 01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:55,009 - Nerd? - Gentlemen, 1250 01:26:55,009 --> 01:26:57,745 I have assembled a preliminary budget estimate 1251 01:26:57,745 --> 01:26:59,847 for the rebuilding of San Francisco. 1252 01:26:59,847 --> 01:27:02,217 Zoinkers. This is going to be a boring one. 1253 01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:06,020 Good time for a cup of joe. Warren, how do you take it? 1254 01:27:06,020 --> 01:27:08,656 Hit me with a double venti organic chocolate brownie 1255 01:27:08,656 --> 01:27:12,026 caramel Frappuccino, extra hot, with one inch of foam... 1256 01:27:12,026 --> 01:27:14,662 - ...non-fat. - You got it! Black it is. 1257 01:27:14,662 --> 01:27:17,432 - [indistinct shouting] - [woman] Mr. President! Wait! 1258 01:27:17,432 --> 01:27:20,702 My God, man! What have you done? 1259 01:27:20,702 --> 01:27:24,072 Time to wave the white flag and head for the bunker, boys. 1260 01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:27,008 Let's check on the situation in 500 years. 1261 01:27:27,008 --> 01:27:28,509 Who wants to freeze my head? 1262 01:27:30,144 --> 01:27:33,281 [♪ The B-52's: Planet Claire] 1263 01:28:29,404 --> 01:28:32,840 ♪ She came from Planet Claire ♪ 1264 01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:36,010 ♪ I knew she came from there ♪ 1265 01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:39,614 ♪ She drove a Plymouth Satellite ♪ 1266 01:28:39,614 --> 01:28:44,052 ♪ Faster than the speed of light ♪ 1267 01:28:49,824 --> 01:28:53,327 ♪ Planet Claire has pink air ♪ 1268 01:28:53,327 --> 01:28:56,664 ♪ All the trees are red ♪ 1269 01:28:56,664 --> 01:29:00,101 ♪ No one ever dies there ♪ 1270 01:29:00,101 --> 01:29:03,571 ♪ No one has a head ♪ 1271 01:29:30,598 --> 01:29:33,935 ♪ Some say she's from Mars ♪ 1272 01:29:33,935 --> 01:29:36,637 ♪ Or one of the seven stars ♪ 1273 01:29:36,637 --> 01:29:41,743 ♪ That shine after 3:30 in the morning ♪ 1274 01:29:43,478 --> 01:29:45,980 ♪ Well, she isn't ♪ 1275 01:29:49,350 --> 01:29:52,587 ♪ She came from Planet Claire ♪ 1276 01:29:52,587 --> 01:29:56,090 ♪ She came from Planet Claire ♪ 1277 01:30:00,928 --> 01:30:04,198 ♪ She came from Planet Claire ♪ 1278 01:30:24,552 --> 01:30:26,921 [♪ Sheb Wooley: Purple People Eater] 1279 01:30:29,891 --> 01:30:32,960 ♪ Well, I saw the thing coming out of the sky ♪ 1280 01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:36,664 ♪ It had one long horn and one big eye ♪ 1281 01:30:36,664 --> 01:30:39,300 ♪ I commenced to shakin' and I said, "Ooo-eee" ♪ 1282 01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:42,103 ♪ It looks like a purple people eater to me ♪ 1283 01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:45,540 ♪ It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater ♪ 1284 01:30:45,540 --> 01:30:48,442 ♪ One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater ♪ 1285 01:30:48,442 --> 01:30:51,579 ♪ One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater ♪ 1286 01:30:51,579 --> 01:30:53,781 ♪ Sure looks strange to me ♪ 1287 01:30:53,781 --> 01:30:57,318 - ♪ One eye ♪ - ♪ Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree ♪ 1288 01:30:57,318 --> 01:31:00,822 ♪ I said, "Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me" ♪ 1289 01:31:00,822 --> 01:31:03,825 ♪ I heard him say in a voice so gruff ♪ 1290 01:31:03,825 --> 01:31:06,861 ♪ "I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough" ♪ 1291 01:31:06,861 --> 01:31:08,529 ♪ Well, bless my soul Rock and roll ♪ 1292 01:31:08,529 --> 01:31:10,398 ♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪ 1293 01:31:10,398 --> 01:31:13,434 ♪ Pigeon-toed undergrowed flyin' purple people eater ♪ 1294 01:31:13,434 --> 01:31:16,404 - ♪ I like short shorts ♪ - ♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪ 1295 01:31:16,404 --> 01:31:19,140 - ♪ What a sight to see ♪ - ♪ Purple people ♪ 1296 01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:22,210 ♪ Well, he went on his way and then a-what do ya know? ♪ 1297 01:31:22,210 --> 01:31:24,979 ♪ I saw him last night on a TV show ♪ 1298 01:31:24,979 --> 01:31:28,049 ♪ He was blowing it out A-really knockin' 'em dead ♪ 1299 01:31:28,049 --> 01:31:31,686 ♪ Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head ♪