1 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:03,996 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:07,116 --> 00:00:08,266 - Damn, Dee. - What? 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:11,300 What'd you do? Get a La-Z-Boy to go with your lazy ass? 4 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:14,280 No. 5 00:00:14,316 --> 00:00:16,246 This belongs to the psychiatrist 6 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:17,373 who's moving in today. 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,370 - Word? - Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,230 Okay, guys, you can take that up to the 16th floor 9 00:00:22,266 --> 00:00:25,166 and then put the box of books in the reception area. 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,170 Thanks. 11 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,230 Hey, hey, hey. 12 00:00:27,266 --> 00:00:29,096 What's going on, light skin? 13 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:30,273 I'm Shawn Williams. 14 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:31,370 You must be the new psychiatrist. 15 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,380 Yes, I am. I'm Dr. Dawn Cook. 16 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,220 Oh, a doctor? 17 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,280 What a coincidence, I'm a doctor too. 18 00:00:37,316 --> 00:00:40,326 I crack backs. 19 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:41,230 Oh, you're a chiropractor. 20 00:00:41,266 --> 00:00:43,366 Nah. I just crack backs. 21 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:46,280 Well, you're kind of cute. 22 00:00:46,316 --> 00:00:49,376 Too bad you suffer from a post adolescent impulse fixation. 23 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:55,000 Oh, you gonna try and play me.. 24 00:00:57,116 --> 00:00:58,246 So what do you know about her? 25 00:00:58,283 --> 00:01:00,253 What makes you think I'd know anything about her 26 00:01:00,283 --> 00:01:01,323 I just met her. 27 00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:03,350 Come on, huggy bear. 28 00:01:03,383 --> 00:01:06,153 What's the word on the street? 29 00:01:06,183 --> 00:01:09,123 Well, she's a workaholic, she's divorced. 30 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:12,200 Currently has no children or boyfriend. 31 00:01:12,233 --> 00:01:13,203 I can handle that. 32 00:01:13,233 --> 00:01:15,223 And her newest patient is a man 33 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:17,330 who's an exhibitionist. 34 00:01:17,366 --> 00:01:18,346 How you know? 35 00:01:18,383 --> 00:01:20,233 He showed me his exhibition. 36 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:23,660 - Whatcha doing, peoples? - Hey! 37 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,270 - Yo, what's up, baby boy? - What's up, Shawn? 38 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,200 - Yo, kid, what's going on? - Chilling, B. 39 00:01:26,233 --> 00:01:27,273 - Ay, man. - Yo! What's up? 40 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,200 You just missed the finest girl, yo. 41 00:01:29,233 --> 00:01:31,833 - Oh, word? - This girl was banging, yo. 42 00:01:31,116 --> 00:01:32,176 She's marriage material. 43 00:01:32,216 --> 00:01:34,096 Sexy, cute, smart 44 00:01:34,133 --> 00:01:35,273 and professional. 45 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:36,230 Word? 46 00:01:36,266 --> 00:01:38,276 You wanna marry a prostitute? 47 00:01:40,283 --> 00:01:43,133 Yo, what's up? Can I get a family discount or what? 48 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:45,126 Not that kind of professional. 49 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:46,996 Oh, well, whoever you seen 50 00:01:47,330 --> 00:01:48,370 ain't messing with the chick I seen this morning. 51 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,150 - Son, this broad wasbanging. - She's a dime? 52 00:01:51,183 --> 00:01:53,503 Oh, my God, and booty for days. 53 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:55,170 - This wentra-pow! - Really? 54 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:58,130 Oh, my God! Uh, Shawn, I'mma kick it to her. 55 00:01:58,166 --> 00:02:00,126 Okay, well, that's dope. Then maybe we could double date. 56 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:01,366 You know, we'll go Dutch. 57 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,660 Dutch? 58 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,130 Shawn, now there a whole lot of nice restaurants 59 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,316 right here in New York City. 60 00:02:06,350 --> 00:02:08,380 Why we gotta go to another state? 61 00:02:11,133 --> 00:02:12,273 Oh, snap. 62 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,220 (Shawn and Marlon) There goes my girl right now. 63 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:17,330 [theme song] 64 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:20,133 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 65 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:23,326 ♪ We're happy and we're singing and we're colored ♪ 66 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,830 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 67 00:02:27,116 --> 00:02:28,226 (male 'Alright, cut and print.' 68 00:02:28,266 --> 00:02:30,366 'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.' 69 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,380 [theme music] 70 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,180 Now, you know, Marlon, uh, the girl that you like 71 00:02:59,216 --> 00:03:02,216 looks an awful lot like the girl that I like. 72 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,270 I know, isn't that great? 73 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:07,830 We like twins! 74 00:03:07,116 --> 00:03:09,156 Man, I hope I got the evil one. 75 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,300 You know they freaks, right? 76 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:11,323 - Marlon. - Yeah? 77 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:13,170 We both like the same girl. 78 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,350 I just want to let you know that you don't stand a chance 79 00:03:15,383 --> 00:03:17,233 this lady, she's a psychiatrist. 80 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:19,246 She can throw her voice? 81 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,380 Not a ventriloquist. A psychiatrist. 82 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,300 Oh, you mean, like, Sigmund Freud. 83 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:28,233 The Austrian, 19th century, father of, uh, psychotherapy. 84 00:03:29,283 --> 00:03:31,183 Wow. I'm impressed, kid. 85 00:03:31,216 --> 00:03:33,276 I guess eight years of "Sesame Street" paid off. 86 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:38,100 Now, boys, you never let a woman come between you. 87 00:03:38,133 --> 00:03:40,233 No, come on, pop, we'd never let nothing like that happen. 88 00:03:40,266 --> 00:03:42,226 Well, you say that now, but my friend Ezekiel and I 89 00:03:42,266 --> 00:03:45,116 fought over the same woman for many, many years. 90 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:47,120 And to date I curse his name. 91 00:03:47,150 --> 00:03:48,370 Why? Because he won? 92 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,330 No, because I won. 93 00:03:51,366 --> 00:03:53,996 That's how I got stuck with your mama. 94 00:03:55,350 --> 00:03:57,370 Now...do you get the message? 95 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,230 Yeah, the message is stop hanging out 96 00:03:59,266 --> 00:04:02,096 with brothers named Ezekiel. 97 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:04,373 Ay, Marlon, look, I just want to let you know, kid 98 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,500 out of love, if I was you 99 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:07,270 I wouldn't go up against your big brother. 100 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,380 Man, you crazy. 101 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,250 Once she gets a taste, she'll forget all about you. 102 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,373 Once she gets a taste of some of that good lovin' 103 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,280 that I gots to give her 104 00:04:15,316 --> 00:04:19,496 forget today. 105 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:22,330 I could smash it and face the fire. 106 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:26,003 Yeah, that'll last about two minutes. 107 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:28,660 Two minutes? I ain't doing it twice. 108 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:33,253 Oh, there goes baby girl right now. 109 00:04:33,283 --> 00:04:35,103 - I'mma go kick it to her. - Oh, look, Marlon! 110 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:38,663 - The Ninja Turtles! - Oh, wow! Cowabunga, dude. 111 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,130 - Hey, they ain't in here! - No! 112 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:40,246 - Get on.. - Get your.. 113 00:04:40,283 --> 00:04:42,283 (Marlon) Get off! Get off! Get off! 114 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:44,366 (Shawn) 'Get your behind in there. Stop it!' 115 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,150 (Marlon) 'No! No! Aah!' 116 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:49,183 [Marlon screaming] 117 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,330 Have fun on the 15th floor! 118 00:04:56,350 --> 00:04:58,160 Hey, light skin. 119 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,320 Look, I just want to let you know.. 120 00:04:59,350 --> 00:05:02,230 Look, I'm sorry. Let's, let's start over again, okay? 121 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:04,346 I apologize for the way I acted earlier today. 122 00:05:04,383 --> 00:05:08,103 Well, I guess everybody deserves a second chance. 123 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,233 You know, I was thinking about getting a therapist. 124 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,346 Really? Why? 125 00:05:11,383 --> 00:05:13,273 'Cause I have this fear that you're gonna 126 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:14,350 walk into the elevator 127 00:05:14,383 --> 00:05:16,223 and out of my life forever. 128 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:19,160 [chuckles] Well, I did take a oath 129 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,320 to help people overcome their fears. 130 00:05:20,350 --> 00:05:22,000 So, um.. 131 00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:24,130 - Here's my card. - Thank you kindly. 132 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:27,096 So we gonna hook up this weekend, right? 133 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:28,273 You know, I-I'd really like to. 134 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:29,280 I mean, you're very sweet 135 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:31,156 but I just have so many patients 136 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,500 I just don't have the time. 137 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:33,330 Come on, girl. 138 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:34,230 You know more than anybody that 139 00:05:34,266 --> 00:05:37,656 being overworked could lead to a lot of stress. 140 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:39,330 Now, let me take you out for a bite. 141 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:41,300 If my jaw don't hurt, then we'll go out to eat. 142 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:43,333 [chuckles] 143 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:44,350 Okay, okay. You got me. You got me. 144 00:05:44,383 --> 00:05:46,283 I do have one day free. How about Friday at 1? 145 00:05:46,316 --> 00:05:48,226 Friday at 1 it is. Alright. 146 00:05:48,266 --> 00:05:50,326 I'mma take you tole metro. 147 00:05:50,366 --> 00:05:52,826 Oh, that sounds fancy. 148 00:05:52,116 --> 00:05:54,146 Nah, that's just French for Subway. 149 00:05:54,183 --> 00:05:55,153 [chuckles] 150 00:05:55,183 --> 00:05:56,223 You can get any sandwich you want 151 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,000 I got a coupon, girl. 152 00:05:58,330 --> 00:05:59,280 - See you later. - Alright, I'll see you later. 153 00:05:59,316 --> 00:06:02,156 [elevator dings] 154 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,160 You know what? 155 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,130 You suffer from post adolescent 156 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,376 impulse fixation syndrome. 157 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,320 You need help, brother. 158 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:11,130 Actually I got all the help I need right here, bro. 159 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:12,226 See, while you was on the elevator 160 00:06:12,266 --> 00:06:15,176 I got a date with that psychiatrist. 161 00:06:15,216 --> 00:06:17,496 I don't care, I'mma ask her out too. 162 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:18,170 - You can't. You ca.. - Come on, man. 163 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,230 - Why not? - No, you can't. 164 00:06:19,266 --> 00:06:20,326 See, I got her last free day. 165 00:06:20,366 --> 00:06:23,156 Friday at 1 o'clock. Ah-ha-haa! 166 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:24,280 Now, if you'll excuse me I gotta get home 167 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:26,276 and flip my mattress over to the good side. 168 00:06:32,283 --> 00:06:35,253 Man, Dee. What's with that one free day? 169 00:06:35,283 --> 00:06:39,153 Well, well, it's no secret she's a workaholic. 170 00:06:39,183 --> 00:06:42,303 See, that's why I mess with chicks on welfare. 171 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:45,173 They always got time to chill. 172 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,100 Yeah, well, she's the kind 173 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:49,153 that puts her work ahead of everything. 174 00:06:49,183 --> 00:06:51,663 Just like me. 175 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:54,180 Oh, listen, if you need me, I'll be in the lounge. 176 00:06:54,216 --> 00:06:56,496 Gotta rock this machine. 177 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:58,130 Bag of Cheetos about to fall. 178 00:06:59,366 --> 00:07:01,326 She's a workaholic, huh, Dee? 179 00:07:01,366 --> 00:07:03,366 - 'Yeah.' - Okay. 180 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:08,280 Got it. 181 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,353 Hello, hi, yes. 182 00:07:15,383 --> 00:07:18,663 Uh, I'd like to speak to Dr. Cook. 183 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,320 Oh, she's not there? 184 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:22,370 [sobbing] Well, can you tell her it's an emergency? 185 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,200 Yes, my name is Marlon Williams and.. 186 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:26,153 ...I need to make an appointment.. 187 00:07:26,183 --> 00:07:27,223 Oh, God! Excuse me. 188 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:29,000 [sobbing] 189 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:32,380 Nervous breakdown, I'm sorry. 190 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,250 I need to make an appointment for Friday around 1 o'clock. 191 00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:37,373 Why 1? 192 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,330 Uh, because I'm gonna kill myself at 2. 193 00:07:43,366 --> 00:07:45,266 Hi, I'm Shawn Williams 194 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:48,180 and I have an appointment with Dr. Cook. 195 00:07:48,216 --> 00:07:52,146 Dr. Cook? Yes, there's a Mr. Williams here to see you. 196 00:07:52,183 --> 00:07:53,353 Great. 197 00:07:53,383 --> 00:07:56,503 You can't be that damn happy all the time. 198 00:07:59,116 --> 00:08:00,366 Oh, Shawn. I'm sorry. 199 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,180 I'm gonna have to cancel our lunch. I have a patient. 200 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,276 As, as a matter of fact when 201 00:08:04,316 --> 00:08:06,146 my assistant told me that you were here 202 00:08:06,183 --> 00:08:07,303 I thought it was.. 203 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,003 ...my patient. 204 00:08:09,330 --> 00:08:11,320 - What? - You have the same last name. 205 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:14,830 But anyway, I-I'll reschedule, I promise. 206 00:08:14,116 --> 00:08:15,196 - See you later. - Alright. 207 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,130 Marlon Williams. 208 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:25,996 Uh-huh. 209 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:27,300 A-a-ah. 210 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,303 Pretty good, little brother. 211 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:32,153 But you ain't no match for your big bro. 212 00:08:32,183 --> 00:08:35,123 Now where are those psycho folders at? 213 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:37,330 Okay. 214 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:39,120 "Robert Downey Jr. 215 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:43,160 Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez." 216 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:46,150 Ah, and "Martin Lawrence." 217 00:08:46,183 --> 00:08:48,103 Well, here we go. 218 00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:49,273 Yeah. 219 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:57,333 Yeah. 220 00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,660 Now, we'll see who gets the last laugh. 221 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,300 Okay, enough about your horrible brother. 222 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,273 Now...just calm yourself. 223 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,180 I'm gonna show you a few ink blots 224 00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:10,226 and you're gonna tell me what you see, okay? 225 00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:12,176 I see me and you.. 226 00:09:12,216 --> 00:09:14,126 ...making love. 227 00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:16,826 Wait until I show you one, Marlon. 228 00:09:16,116 --> 00:09:17,246 Okay. 229 00:09:21,216 --> 00:09:24,346 I see me and you making love at Jiffy Lube. 230 00:09:24,383 --> 00:09:26,273 Marlon, can you try to think of something else 231 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,180 besides you and me making love? 232 00:09:28,216 --> 00:09:29,276 Alright. 233 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:33,660 I see you and Halle Berry making love.. 234 00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:35,316 ...at Jiffy Lube. 235 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:37,220 And that's me over there in the corner. 236 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:40,000 Video taping the whole thing with a camcorder. 237 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,500 Look, if you really want help you're gonna have to be serious. 238 00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:44,000 Now when you called, you said it was urgent, but you don't 239 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:45,270 seem like you're in any real danger to me. 240 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,380 - So if you'll excuse-- - No, no, no. 241 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,180 You don't understand. I am in danger. 242 00:09:49,216 --> 00:09:50,326 [sobbing] 243 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:52,326 You just don't understand. 244 00:09:52,366 --> 00:09:55,116 Doctor, it's, it's just all depressed 245 00:09:55,150 --> 00:09:58,150 in the subconscious of my medulla jasakata. 246 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:01,353 Marlon, I think you're trying to put one over on me. 247 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:07,166 [whispering] You just don't know, doctor. 248 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,500 It's not my fault. 249 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:12,270 - Well, who's fault is it? - I don't know, doctor. 250 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,220 It's just sometime I feel like.. 251 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,280 ...I feel like two different people. 252 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,250 Marlon, have you ever heard of a condition 253 00:10:20,283 --> 00:10:24,163 where people have different personalities? 254 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,496 Um, what do you mean? 255 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,320 Let me put it this way. 256 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:33,150 Have you ever felt like you've had someone else inside of you? 257 00:10:33,183 --> 00:10:35,153 Why? What have you heard? 258 00:10:35,183 --> 00:10:38,253 He is lyin'. Yo, we was play fightin'. 259 00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:41,163 It was all in fun, yo. 260 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,230 I'm, uh, I'm talking about Leroy. 261 00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:46,276 Can you contact Leroy for me? 262 00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:50,656 I don't know, you got his pager number? 263 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,350 I mean, Leroy.. 264 00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:54,283 ...that other person that comes out sometimes. 265 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,000 Oh, Leroy. 266 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:04,150 You don't wanna contact Leroy. No, you can't. 267 00:11:04,183 --> 00:11:06,353 [sobbing] Please, not Leroy. 268 00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:09,333 Leroy is so evil. 269 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:12,280 [imitating Leroy] Who you callin' evil, you jive sucker. 270 00:11:12,316 --> 00:11:15,326 No, Leroy. No, Leroy, stop. 271 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:16,150 Leroy is from the '70s. 272 00:11:16,183 --> 00:11:18,153 Leroy, please. 273 00:11:18,183 --> 00:11:20,133 I wasn't talkin' about you, man. 274 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:22,196 I was just talkin' to the doctor, that's all. 275 00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:26,003 [imitating Leroy] I know who you is talking to, you jive-turkey-sucker fool. 276 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:27,370 Now come here, I'm about to release 277 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,250 a whole can of ass-whoopin' on you. 278 00:11:30,283 --> 00:11:32,373 No, Leroy, please. 279 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,270 Please, Leroy, I'm sorry. 280 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,000 I'm sorry, forgive me. 281 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,330 [imitating Leroy] Ain't no sorry. 282 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:38,130 I'm about to tear your ass up. 283 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,366 No, Leroy. Please, Leroy,no! 284 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,350 Leroy! Leroy! 285 00:11:42,383 --> 00:11:44,133 'Help me, doctor. Ooh-ha!' 286 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:45,326 Help me, doctor, help me. 287 00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:47,116 Help me, doctor! 288 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:51,370 Oh, oh, doctor, help me. Help me, please. 289 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,120 [grunts] 290 00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:56,830 Down, turkey. Oh, you goin' down.. 291 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,326 Oh, no. Help me, help me. 292 00:11:58,366 --> 00:12:01,826 Doctor.. Doctor, please. 293 00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:04,156 Please, doctor.. 294 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,250 [imitating Leroy] I told you I'd catch up with you. 295 00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:07,153 Now, I'mma smack you like one of my hoes. 296 00:12:07,183 --> 00:12:09,153 Come here, come here. 297 00:12:09,183 --> 00:12:11,203 [grunting] 298 00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:13,383 [choking] Doctor, help me. Help me. 299 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,000 Pull him by his afro Pull him by his afro. 300 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,160 No, just hold me. 301 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,120 Listen, if you hold me 302 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:24,320 Le-Leroy can't get to me. 303 00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:27,320 He's, he's scared of, he's scared of your booty. 304 00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:29,170 He's allergic to it. 305 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,270 - Okay, just, just calm down. - Okay. 306 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:34,220 Calm down, just, just, just, sit right here. 307 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,320 - Both of you. - Okay. 308 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:37,330 - Just, just calm down. - Yes, ma'am. 309 00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:40,376 Now, now, you think maybe you might like 310 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,350 t-to go away with me this weekend 311 00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:45,373 and spend some time? 312 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,126 Yes. 313 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,316 Okay, great, great. 314 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:54,280 Well, listen, I'm gonna go into the other office 315 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,996 and I'm gonna make the arrangements. 316 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:58,000 - Now, you wait right here. - Okay. 317 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:01,380 You...and.. Both of you. 318 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,130 Ah-ha-ah! 319 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:09,246 We did it. We did it, Leeroy. 320 00:13:09,283 --> 00:13:12,203 [imitating Leroy] I said the name's Leroy. 321 00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,233 [instrumental music] 322 00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:19,226 Okay, Marlon, Leroy. 323 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,316 Everything's set for the weekend 324 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:22,220 no-no-now you're gonna go first 325 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,350 and then I'll join you a little later. 326 00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,123 Okay. 327 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,280 [chuckles] 328 00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:30,196 So, uh, where we goin', girl? 329 00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:33,303 Oh, oh, it's a very serene relaxing environment. 330 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,333 - Oh, yeah. - It's called Cappy Acres. 331 00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:38,366 Cappy Acres? That's a nuthouse. 332 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,200 You're tryin' to send me to some nuthouse? 333 00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:43,103 [shouting] Do I look crazy to you, huh? Do I look crazy? 334 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,283 You're tryin' to send me to the nuthouse? Come here. 335 00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:47,146 We don't like to call it a nuthouse. 336 00:13:47,183 --> 00:13:50,353 We-we prefer to call it a-a therapeutic relaxing retreat. 337 00:13:50,383 --> 00:13:53,223 Oh, really? That's a damn nuthouse. 338 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,250 I ain't goin' to a nuthouse, aight? 339 00:13:55,283 --> 00:13:57,663 It's for your own good, Marlon. 340 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,130 Wait, hold on. 341 00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,116 Look, I just, I just made it all.. 342 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,180 I'm not crazy, I just made all this up 343 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,166 just so I could get in your panties, does that sound crazy? 344 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,370 Actually yes. Take him away. 345 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,200 Wait, hold on.. 346 00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,303 (Dawn) Shawn, I was wondering, would you like 347 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,353 to go to dinner with me tonight? 348 00:14:15,383 --> 00:14:17,373 Oh, you changed your mind, huh? 349 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Well, normally I would go home and look through my files, but 350 00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:23,130 but I need somethin' to get my mind off my day. 351 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:27,326 I mean, that-that patient that I canceled our lunch for 352 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,130 turned out to be a very disturbed case. 353 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,166 Huh. Yeah, tell me about it. 354 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,250 Yeah, come over here and tell me all about it, girl. 355 00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:37,503 Well, I can't go into specifics 356 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:38,320 but that poor young man's brother.. 357 00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:41,250 I mean, he's the lowest form of life imaginable. 358 00:14:41,283 --> 00:14:44,273 Oh, he told you it was his brother's fault? Really? 359 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,830 - Well, maybe he's exaggerating. - Oh, no, I don't think so. 360 00:14:47,116 --> 00:14:48,266 That kind of abuse is very common 361 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,160 when an older brother feels emasculated. 362 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,380 - Emasculated? - Mm-hmm. 363 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,200 Turns out the older brother had his privates mangled 364 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:58,203 in a freak vacuuming accident. 365 00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,383 Oh. 366 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,230 Aight, aight, that's what he told you? 367 00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:05,496 Mm-hmm, but you know those kinds of accidents happen 368 00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:08,160 when you're suppressing homosexual tendencies. 369 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,250 Hey, hey, no, hey.. 370 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:13,153 Well, that young man's very lucky that I had him committed. 371 00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:15,833 Committed? 372 00:15:15,116 --> 00:15:17,496 You mean, like in a hospital? 373 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:18,330 Oh, yeah, but it's only for observation. 374 00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:21,656 They can only keep him for 72 hours. 375 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,330 [laughs] Alright! 376 00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,266 Oh, alright. 377 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,160 Hope that little brother's gonna be aight. 378 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,150 Well, so, we'll call it a date? 379 00:15:30,183 --> 00:15:31,303 It's a date. 380 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,183 Okay, hey, look, instead of goin' to dinner 381 00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:34,326 why don't you just come to my crib? 382 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,116 I hear that my little brother's gonna be 383 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,300 outta town for the weekend. 384 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,273 - Okay. - Alright. 385 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,100 [instrumental music] 386 00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:46,383 You know, Dawn, um, something's been on my mind all day long. 387 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,330 Um, now, you know that guy who you had committed 388 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,370 the brother you had committed today 389 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,660 is he gonna be aight? 390 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,280 Well, it depends on his condition. 391 00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:56,326 I mean, they may treat him with electric shock 392 00:15:56,366 --> 00:16:00,366 or sedation or maybe even a lobotomy. 393 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,350 A lobotomy? Ain't that a Spanish dance? 394 00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:05,223 Shawn, that's the lambada. 395 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,350 Oh, oh, right, right, right. 396 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,003 But I don't wanna talk about work. 397 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:10,280 Okay. 398 00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:13,266 Well, then, let's have a little toast. 399 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,280 Here's a beautiful toast to a beautiful woman 400 00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:19,216 on a beautiful night. 401 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,250 What, no wine for me? 402 00:16:21,283 --> 00:16:25,133 Can I get a little,bro? 403 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:29,656 I ought to spit in your face. 404 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,320 Oh! What? 405 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:34,130 I didn't say anything. 406 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:37,176 It's getting a little chilly in here, Shawn. 407 00:16:37,216 --> 00:16:39,176 Oh, well, girl, huh 408 00:16:39,216 --> 00:16:41,316 I know exactly how to warm you up. 409 00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,330 [chuckles] 410 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,000 I meant, uh, could I have a sweater? 411 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,180 Oh, you're gonna play hard to get, right? 412 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,196 Aight, aight. I'll get you yoursweater. 413 00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:56,226 [intense music] 414 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,096 Why don't you give her this jacket, Shawn? 415 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:03,003 With some fava beans and a nice chianti. 416 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,130 [screaming] 417 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,333 Here you go, girl. 418 00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,160 Thank you. 419 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,370 Ah. 420 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,120 Now where were we? 421 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:30,200 Oh, yeah, I think we was right about here. 422 00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:33,323 Oh, I see, first you take my girl 423 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:36,220 now you wanna take my jacket. 424 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:42,163 - What's wrong? - I don't know. 425 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,380 There must be aspartame inside that wine or somethin'. 426 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,320 I.. I'm havin' hot flashes. 427 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,250 I-I'll, I'll be right back. 428 00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:50,323 I-I gotta rinse my face off. 429 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,160 Help me, bro-o-o! 430 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,250 [electricity crackling] 431 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,196 Hey, Shawn, who's this picture of? 432 00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,133 Uh, that's just me and my little brother. 433 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:10,326 Oh, he's so cute. 434 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:15,150 Hear that, Shawn? She thinks I'm cute. 435 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,180 Stop it! 436 00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:21,126 Is there a problem between you two? 437 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,346 Nah, ain't, ain't no problems. We cool. 438 00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:25,353 Well, it seems like you have some issues. 439 00:18:25,383 --> 00:18:28,303 - Do you wanna talk about it? - I said we're cool, alright? 440 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:31,333 We ain't got no problem. Me and my brother's tight. 441 00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:35,216 [sobbing] It-it was the time when 442 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,220 that little league baseball team was comin' 443 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,270 after me and my little brother and we were running away 444 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:43,380 and he fell down and I kept runnin' 445 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,170 like a punk. 446 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,150 And then all I could hear 447 00:18:48,183 --> 00:18:52,333 was the pounding of baseball bats hitting his flesh. 448 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,000 [sobbing] 449 00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,330 Oh, Shawn, it's only natural to wanna protect yourself. 450 00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:58,216 Especially when you're just a child. 451 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,350 Yeah, but it just happened last week. 452 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,100 You probably.. 453 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,133 You probably don't wanna see me anymore 454 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,226 because I sat here cryin' like a little biatch. 455 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:18,373 Actually I find sensitive men very attractive. 456 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,830 You do? 457 00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:32,163 - I can't do this. - Why not? 458 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,830 You know that little guy you had put in the hospital today? 459 00:19:35,116 --> 00:19:36,826 Yeah. 460 00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:38,156 That was my little brother. 461 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,350 Wait a second, you're the brother 462 00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:41,163 with the mangled privates? 463 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,170 Yeah, I mean, no. Look.. 464 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,100 We were both tryin' to get at you 465 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,353 and so my little brother pretended to be a mental patient 466 00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:49,283 so that you wouldn't go to lunch with me. 467 00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:50,366 Oh, I see. 468 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,830 So in retaliation for what he did to me 469 00:19:53,116 --> 00:19:56,116 I switched around his files with some nutcase's. 470 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:57,150 Shawn, how could you do this? 471 00:19:57,183 --> 00:19:58,223 I mean, you're in here 472 00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,380 tryin' to make some crappy lasagna 473 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,330 and get some while your brothers locked away. 474 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,230 I thought the lasagna came out aight. 475 00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,226 I gotta go get my little brother. 476 00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:10,096 [instrumental music] 477 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,183 (Shawn) Where are they keepin' Marlon? 478 00:20:11,216 --> 00:20:12,246 I don't know, but to get him out 479 00:20:12,283 --> 00:20:13,383 we have to follow proper procedure. 480 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,130 Forget that. 481 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:18,116 [Marlon grunting] 482 00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:21,170 Oh, my God, that's Marlon. 483 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,180 [machine whirring] 484 00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:26,266 Oh, no, they're giving him electric shock treatment. 485 00:20:28,283 --> 00:20:31,123 - Marlon, are you okay? - Hey, what's up, Shawn? 486 00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,200 - Whatcha doin' here? - I'm here to get you. 487 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,173 (Marlon) 'Uh, well, can you wait two minutes?' 488 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,150 She's just about to work the front. 489 00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:39,123 Okay, put that down. 490 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,320 I want you to start from the nipples 491 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:43,170 and work your way all down. 492 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,330 Whoo! 493 00:20:44,366 --> 00:20:47,496 Nurse, this doesn't look like proper procedure. 494 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,500 Shh! Shh! Shh! She's not a nurse, she's a patient. 495 00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,370 She thinks she's a Cambodian refugee 496 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,330 workin' in a massage parlor. 497 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:55,280 And how is this supposed to help her? 498 00:20:55,316 --> 00:20:59,226 I don't know but it sure do feel good to me. 499 00:20:59,266 --> 00:21:02,146 [speaking in foreign language] 500 00:21:02,183 --> 00:21:04,103 Let me take you back to your room. 501 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:07,123 Wait, hold on. Don't take One Dumb Hoe from me. 502 00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:11,176 Why are you talkin' to her like that? She's not even Asian. 503 00:21:11,216 --> 00:21:15,656 Hey, she's Caucasian, that's the same thing. 504 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,130 - Anyway.. - What's up? 505 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,326 I just came here to apologize. 506 00:21:17,366 --> 00:21:20,156 I'm sorry I switched your files up and had you committed. 507 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,000 Hey, I'm, I'm sorry I told that girl 508 00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:24,150 about your mangled privates. 509 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,333 I know how sensitive you are about those. 510 00:21:26,366 --> 00:21:29,266 It's okay, baby. It's okay, baby. 511 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,100 That's not funny, man. 512 00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:33,373 I'm serious, but what happened was I started feelin' guilty 513 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,220 'cause you was in here so I had to come get you. 514 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,830 So you stopped slobbin' Dawn down to come save me? 515 00:21:38,116 --> 00:21:39,826 Yeah. 516 00:21:39,116 --> 00:21:40,266 Well, obviously you suffering 517 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:44,180 from acute negro-is-you-out your-damn-mind-itis. 518 00:21:44,216 --> 00:21:47,116 Anyway, you think at our age we'd stop trippin' over women? 519 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:50,280 Yeah. Hey, from now on, let's make a pact. 520 00:21:50,316 --> 00:21:52,166 We'll never let another woman come between us. 521 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,350 - That's right. - Aight? 522 00:21:53,383 --> 00:21:54,373 Unless it's amenage e trois. 523 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Hey or a threesome. 524 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:01,220 Help me, bro-o-o! 525 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,200 [electricity crackling] 526 00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:11,170 Hey, Shawn, who's this picture of? 527 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,220 Oh, that's just me and my little brother. 528 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,330 Oh, he is so cute. 529 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:23,170 Hear that, Shawn? She thinks I'm cute. 530 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,320 (Shawn) 'Stop it!' 531 00:22:24,350 --> 00:22:26,250 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon, say cheese.