1 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,280 (Woman screams) 2 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,720 What's wrong with you? 3 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,440 Sometimes I dream. 4 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,080 Dream? About what? 5 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,640 It's dark 6 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,760 there's a woman crying. 7 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,200 Do you wanna do it again? 8 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:47,880 OK 9 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,280 Phil! 10 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,240 Aw! Sick. 11 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,440 (farmer screaming) 12 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,680 (shitting noises) 13 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,800 (epic music) 14 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,600 Still got it. 15 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,240 (creepy music) 16 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,800 (man screaming in distance) 17 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:31,560 (man screaming) 18 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,600 Stay back. 19 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,000 You, you killed him! 20 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,200 Shut up. 21 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,120 Who are you? 22 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,840 Who was that large cocked man? 23 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,680 That was no man. 24 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,640 That was something far worse. 25 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,120 What was it? 26 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,760 How the hell are you still alive? 27 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,160 What are you talkin' about? 28 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,600 The water! 29 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,520 The water. 30 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,400 What water? 31 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,560 You don't know about the water? 32 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,000 (women screaming) 33 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,240 What are we gonna do? 34 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:42,720 The first thing you gonna do is shut the fuck up and sit down. 35 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,600 Let me think what we gonna do. 36 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,840 (man screaming) 37 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,680 Stay right here ladies. 38 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:09,760 (heart beating) 39 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,760 Who are you? 40 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,120 Misandra 41 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,400 They call me Phil 42 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,400 Phil O'Ginny 43 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,560 It's Irish. 44 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,480 When did it happen? 45 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,400 Twelve days ago 46 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,720 Everything I ever loved... 47 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:44,800 Everything anyone ever loved... 48 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,080 It all went to hell. 49 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,680 We are so in love 50 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,200 To us, 51 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,800 Fuck anybody who's not in love like we are 52 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,440 Must be fags 53 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,160 Total fuckin' queers 54 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,160 Yield beast! 55 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,200 (joyful music) 56 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,200 Hey babe, 57 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,880 Can you fix me a glass of water please? 58 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:00,840 Of course. 59 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,200 Thank you. 60 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:10,920 (Haunting music, water gushing) 61 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,160 Thanks babe. 62 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,800 So how was your day? 63 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,040 It was good, it was good. 64 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,680 Hey you know that uh... 65 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:24,480 that picture I have of you in my wallet? 66 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,000 Yeah? 67 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,760 I totally beat off to it during my lunch break. 68 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,400 (Giggles) 69 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,920 (kissing) 70 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:48,800 (interior sounds of penis entering vagina) 71 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:58,480 (haunting music) 72 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,600 Ugh... 73 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,160 What's wrong? 74 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:17,640 I... I don't feel so good. 75 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,440 I don't... 76 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,520 (sudden music!) 77 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,680 I hate women! 78 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,840 (hardcore music) 79 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,880 (man screaming) 80 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:36,360 Ugh... I'm so fucking thirsty 81 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,520 I'm almost out. 82 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,800 I know of a well, 83 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,480 It might be un-tainted. 84 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,920 You can come with me... 85 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,880 but you've gotta pull your weight. 86 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,880 If all shit goes to hell, 87 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:53,520 I will not hesitate to kill you and eat your dead body for sustenance. Understand? 88 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,920 You'll eat my corpse if you have to... 89 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,720 Good. Lets go. 90 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,840 (Haunting music) 91 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,320 (Woman screaming) 92 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:20,040 That nice-boobed girl! We have to help her. 93 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,240 No! 94 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,120 No! 95 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,000 Nooooo! 96 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,360 She was so hot! 97 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,320 Damn you! 98 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,000 You son of a bitch! 99 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,840 (Gun shots!) 100 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:59,400 (Epic music) 101 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,920 Get some rest. 102 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:28,400 (Scary Dream Music) 103 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,120 Ah! 104 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,760 Shut up Pussy! 105 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:24,040 Fuck! I'm so fucked! 106 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:28,200 How long until we get to that well you were talkin' about? 107 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,080 Soon, maybe a day. 108 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:35,360 I just really don't want to have to drink my own piss. 109 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,760 I'm going to look for food, stay here. 110 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:17,200 Phil? Phil O'Ginny? 111 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,680 Mr. Johnson? 112 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,800 They call me Houdini now. 113 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,440 Who? 114 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,280 Meet my crew! 115 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,800 Browneye! 116 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,600 Balloon Knot! 117 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,240 Chili Dog! 118 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,080 Suave Daddy! 119 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,640 Pink Sock! 120 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,440 and Alligator Fuckhouse! 121 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,440 It's nice to meet you. 122 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:57,280 I have proven my leadership abilities by excelling in various forms of hand to hand combat. 123 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,800 This fist is legend. 124 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,600 A legend in fisting! 125 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:06,600 Yes. This fist has gotten me out of many tight jams, 126 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,600 and into them, 127 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,680 repeatedly, 128 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,560 again and again. 129 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,000 It is a good fist. 130 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,440 So! How did a boy like Phil O'Ginny, 131 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,800 never suited up a day in his life, 132 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,280 possibly survive the end of society? 133 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,280 Ironic isn't it? 134 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,680 I guess 135 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,840 Must of been luck that's kept you alive this long. 136 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,520 Yeah? Well what about you? 137 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,000 Me? 138 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:43,360 I've been training for this day my whole life. 139 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,000 (80s Arena Rock) 140 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,200 ♫ Broken hearts and lonely eyes ♫ 141 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,360 ♫ are raining down from the empty skies♫ 142 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,720 ♫ I didn't see the imminent demise ♫ 143 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,080 ♫ of our love once on the rise. ♫ 144 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,280 ♫ Lightning striking in the depths of my soul ♫ 145 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,880 ♫ cracking thunder waking ghosts of old♫ 146 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:33,040 ♫ now the thoughts of the love you sold ♫ 147 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,720 ♫ are driving me crazy and taking hold. ♫ 148 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,480 ♫ I tried to tell you ♫ 149 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,000 ♫ but you didn't listen. ♫ 150 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,800 ♫ You can only push it so far (that's what she said) ♫ 151 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,280 ♫ I'll bury you in the sky. ♫ 152 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,280 ♫ I fuckin' told you! ♫ 153 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,120 ♫ I can be a mean man. ♫ 154 00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:01,040 ♫ You crossed me for the last time. ♫ 155 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:07,000 ♫ Again, I'll bury in the sky! ♫ 156 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,720 ♫ We'll meet ♫ 157 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,920 ♫ within the shadows of love. ♫ 158 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,720 Shirts and skins boys! 159 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:03,480 Shits and skins... Hey Anderson take your shirt off! 160 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,080 I said take it off! 161 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,720 Mmmm! 162 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,240 Mr. O'Ginny, 163 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,040 n o uniform again. 164 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,720 Do you know what grade you have in this class O'Ginny? 165 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,520 You have a zero, 166 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,280 a fucking zero. 167 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,720 Do you have any idea how insanely pathetic that is? 168 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,320 How many years you been held back now? 169 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,360 What the fuck is wrong with you? 170 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,840 Seriously, I wanna know. 171 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:50,680 You are a limp-dick pathetic husk of a man! 172 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,320 I just thought you should know that. 173 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,560 Hey Anderson I swear to god you chubby fuck 174 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,880 if you don't fix that corner 175 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,400 I'm gonna fucking ram my fist up your ass! 176 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,000 It's about time bitch! 177 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,600 Are we gonna be alright Papa? 178 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,120 It's ok son, we'll be alright. 179 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,480 But I'm scared. 180 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,880 I'm scared too, 181 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,240 but don't worry, we'll get out of here 182 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,800 You're mother didn't die just so we could be stuck in this... 183 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,920 (Cage opens) 184 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,840 No! 185 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,200 I have to get my son out of here! 186 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,520 I have to get my son! 187 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,640 No! 188 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,040 Papa! 189 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:04,320 (sad music) 190 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,520 Fuckin' stupid shit, 191 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,160 God damn ridiculous fucking... shit. 192 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,840 So did you like the movie? 193 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,440 No. 194 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,840 (telephone rings) 195 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,320 What? 196 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,120 Yeah. It's your fucking grandpa. 197 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,880 I hate that asshole. 198 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,480 Hello? 199 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:36,160 Oh my god. Oh my god. 200 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,760 What's wrong babe? 201 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,640 Are you hurt? 202 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,200 My grandma died. 203 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,440 I loved her so much. 204 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,480 So you're not hurt? 205 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,920 No, why do you keep asking me that? 206 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,880 I just want to make you feel better. 207 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,280 But you're not... 208 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,160 What? 209 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,280 Hurt. 210 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,680 No, what the hell is wrong with you? 211 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,680 I know, I know what'll help. 212 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,880 What are you doing? 213 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,640 I'm gonna give you something to cry about. 214 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,760 Don't worry, don't cry I promise it'll make you feel better 215 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,720 I love you. 216 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,880 Get the fuck away from me! 217 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,040 Bitch! 218 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:51,360 If I fucking give you something to cry about you won't have a reason to cry anymore. 219 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,520 Daddy? 220 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,600 Daddy. 221 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,880 Are you hurt? 222 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,360 Why are you crying? 223 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,040 I'll give you something to cry about. 224 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,600 (Screaming) 225 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:57,480 (Creepy wind-up toy music) 226 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,480 Look a girl! 227 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,680 Let's gang rape her! 228 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,920 Woh woh woh, she's with me. 229 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,920 You guys are joking right? 230 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,880 Gang rape is not a joke. 231 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,240 We take it very seriously. 232 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,120 Have you ever gang-raped before? 233 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,640 Out of this world... 234 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,680 Houdini... 235 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,440 You see Phil, there is no society anymore 236 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,720 Gang rape's OK now. 237 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,120 Back off! Back off bro! 238 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,080 You know what you are man? 239 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,640 You're a cock blocker, a filthy cock blocker. 240 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,200 You're right, I am a cock blocker. 241 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,080 I'm the best cock blocker that I know. 242 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,800 And you know what? 243 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,320 All your cocks 244 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,560 just got blocked. 245 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,320 Nobody blocks my cock! 246 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:23,640 (Epic music) 247 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,000 Shirts and skins boys 248 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,320 Shirts and skins... 249 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,720 (cackling) 250 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,840 It's just not an apocalypse without a circle of death! 251 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:19,000 (blood curdling screams) 252 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,520 Who are you? 253 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,440 They call me Ludas! 254 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,800 I guess I should thank you. 255 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,440 You could. 256 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,280 Thanks. 257 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:57,280 You are in need of water, come with me if you want to get it. 258 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,720 Did you really need to rip off his face? 259 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,800 Justice is cruelty and pain. 260 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,480 I'm sorry if you don't like it! 261 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,120 Well... to the water then? 262 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,480 I guess I don't have a choice. 263 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:05,720 This, is my friend's parent's basement. 264 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,400 This place... 265 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:20,120 This place has been my sanctuary and my savior. 266 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:25,800 I lied. There is no water here. 267 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,600 Only wine. 268 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:33,600 This wine has nourished my body and drowned my soul. 269 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,760 It is untainted. 270 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,760 A gift from god perhaps. 271 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,080 Life is a dark chasm, 272 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,840 No hope, no light. 273 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,840 In the world before it was easy with our distractions and laws, 274 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,640 to think of the world as a good place. 275 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,480 The truth, 276 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:03,480 the truth is that the world is cold, dark, and loveless. 277 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,560 I would have killed myself... 278 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:12,040 had this wine not taken the edge off of my madness. 279 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:15,280 The horror that I bore witness. 280 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:21,760 That unfathomable, unknowable, illimitable, insidious... 281 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,360 ultimate horror paralysis that I experienced, 282 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,080 was truly of a hideous dream nature. 283 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:34,320 Do you have any of that wine you were talking about earlier? 284 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,520 Very well. 285 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:46,240 Let us partake of this winey goodness. 286 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,800 Let us not forget our sins. 287 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,280 It is aged and good. 288 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,760 Totally. 289 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,480 And now my fellow travelers, 290 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,160 I will tell you my story. 291 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,040 I must. 292 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,880 You will hear, you will hear and take heed. 293 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,400 It all started... 294 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,440 back when I had a face. 295 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,040 (science music) 296 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,880 So I've uh... 297 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,560 been thinking about the future a little bit... 298 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,080 Hey! Hey look at this bro. 299 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,760 Holy shit, this is some great fucking work! 300 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,240 We're close, 301 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,040 very close. 302 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,640 You never seise to amaze me my friend. 303 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,600 Yeah, 304 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,760 thanks, yeah. 305 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,520 Fuck! Fucking gay pen. 306 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,840 Here, use mine. 307 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:02,400 (birds tweeting, children laughing) 308 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,000 Oh, is this a gel pen? 309 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:11,920 Yeah. 310 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,440 Gel pens are great. 311 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,000 Yeah. 312 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,560 Thanks. 313 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,440 Dude. 314 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,080 Yeah? 315 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,080 When we're famous scientists, 316 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,560 We are gonna get some mad fucking pussy. 317 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,080 Really? 318 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,120 Oh yeah, 319 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:51,160 fucking girls will be like lining up in droves to suck our cocks. 320 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,440 I don't know if that's true. 321 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,240 I mean, 322 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,840 how many girls want to suck your cock now? 323 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,040 Uh, probably none. 324 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,040 Maybe uh, Gina kinda likes me. 325 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,040 Oh no, fuck that bitch. 326 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,240 I'm talking about super hot bitches. 327 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:15,240 Girls that really know how to suck a cock. 328 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,760 I don't really know any women like that. 329 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,400 You will, 330 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,360 when we're rich and famous... 331 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,160 it will be some serious, total... 332 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,600 balls-to-the-wall cock sucking. 333 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,320 It's just the way it is. 334 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,040 Alright, I'm gonna do it. 335 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,480 Are you ready? 336 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,040 Yeah, yeah OK. 337 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,080 Are you sure? 338 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,280 This, this is gonna hurt. 339 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,080 Nah no just a little... little tickle. 340 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,120 Alright, OK. 341 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:54,000 Alright, I'm gonna do it on three. 342 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,640 One... 343 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,120 Two... 344 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,320 Alright I can't do this. 345 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,000 No I'm not gonna do this. Never... 346 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,800 What are you a fucking pussy? 347 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,480 You wanna be a famous scientist? 348 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,880 Yeah. 349 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,360 You promise this isn't gonna hurt? 350 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,400 I promise. 351 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,840 Alright just do it. 352 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,400 Just do it quick. 353 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:51,800 First off I want to make sure that none of you are faggots. 354 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,800 Are you a faggot? 355 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,760 No? OK good. 356 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,360 What do you have? 357 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,720 You see... 358 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:07,160 we extracted the chemical from the male body that controls penis function. 359 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,720 With it we can... 360 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,840 stimulate the dick receptors inside the balls 361 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,400 and therefore super-charge the cock itself. 362 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,040 Astronomically increasing the subject's chances 363 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,520 of getting his cock sucked. 364 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,400 Here's our initial findings. 365 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:32,160 Whow, that's amazing. 366 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,240 I mean... 367 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,080 I'm not saying I have a small dick or anything, cause I don't! 368 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,600 But uh.. man, this is good. 369 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,640 I have this friend, his name is Jim, 370 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,200 Jim J, J, J Jim, lets call him that. 371 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,280 Well he's got this little tiny rod 372 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,840 of a piece of shit dick that 373 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,880 no woman would ever want to fuck! 374 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,120 And he, I mean I, I mean he, fuck! 375 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,320 He would love it, 376 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,920 I'll give you the funding. 377 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,800 (Nazi anthem) 378 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,400 That's us! That's our penis enhancer! 379 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:02,480 I just wanted to let you know I accepted a job at Questor University 380 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,400 It was a really good opportunity and... 381 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,920 I can't be a lab assistant forever 382 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,320 I just wanted to let you know. 383 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,600 I won't forget you. 384 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,760 Gina wait... 385 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,320 Wait. 386 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:43,600 Sure, yeah, go, that's good. 387 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,200 You know I'm really starting to doubt your commitment to the project. 388 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,640 I'm just saying theoretically, 389 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,200 couldn't we just find a chick who would bang us both at the same time without 390 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,520 actually having to be rich and famous. 391 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,880 Like uh... like a skank or something. 392 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,080 Everybody knows 393 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,840 that the existential mysteries of life 394 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,200 are revealed though material possessions 395 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,160 and monetary gain. 396 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,440 You fucking idiot! 397 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,720 Sometimes you're so stupid. 398 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,680 I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. 399 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,040 Yeah, it's ok. 400 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,440 Bro... 401 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,320 Yeah? 402 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,600 I love you. 403 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,400 What was that? 404 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,520 Drew? 405 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,320 Drew are you down here? 406 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,360 No. 407 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,720 Listen uh, Drew... 408 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:52,120 were you and your friends messing around with my wine collection? 409 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,480 No dad. 410 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:58,560 You know how much I was looking forward to drinking that 1983 Campbell Farms Merlou. 411 00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,040 Fuck you. 412 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,880 What have I told you about language son? 413 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,760 Come on. 414 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,200 So anyway... 415 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,040 How are the experiments going? 416 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,680 We're only on the verge of a major scientific break-though. 417 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,160 Mmhmm... 418 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,720 So you say all this stuff's gonna help me grow a bigger Johnson huh? 419 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,400 No dad, you don't get any. 420 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,080 Well I mean I've got a pretty good one now, 421 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,160 but uh, 422 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,280 I could stand to use another eight or nine inches right? 423 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,360 Yeah... 424 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,600 I mean who couldn't? Right son? 425 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,280 But uh, 426 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,120 when you guys get rich and famous, 427 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,160 send over some of those hot ladies 428 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,080 you're always talking about 429 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,160 to your old man alright? 430 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:39,200 You don't get any of my rich guy pussy when I'm rich, you're done with pussy. 431 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,440 Oh come on son, 432 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,560 now watch the language alright? 433 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,360 No! 434 00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,120 We have to put a stop to Cockzantium. 435 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,080 Oh really? 436 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,880 I have a vision, 437 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,600 a dream of what could be thanks to Cockzantium. 438 00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,320 And I'm not just stroking egos here boy we're creating a whole new world. 439 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,600 A utopian society where all men are of equal value 440 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,640 and all women will tremble before the 441 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:09,480 might of our raging, throbbing, cockage. 442 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,120 Collective bonerage. 443 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,040 And all will be well, 444 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,680 and everyones cock will be sucked! 445 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,680 People are dying! 446 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,720 We have to put a stop to it. 447 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,000 No one's gonna stop anything ever again. 448 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,800 I've seen what Cockzantium can do. 449 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,880 We must thrust it upon every oraphus of society immediately. 450 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:35,360 This remote will double penetrate Cockzantium into the water supply. 451 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,440 Rendering huge boners, 452 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,280 raging cocks... 453 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,080 Don't you do it! 454 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:40,920 But I must. 455 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,840 You don't have to! 456 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,320 I can't, but I will. 457 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,640 Why? 458 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,880 Because... 459 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,160 I was too late. 460 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,120 (chaos, destruction, screaming, etc.) 461 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,400 Hey this is gina I'm not home right now 462 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,280 so leave a message and I'll call you back, 463 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,040 thanks. 464 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,160 Hey gina, it's Ludas, 465 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,560 I know we haven't talked in a while, 466 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,560 I just wanted to call and check up on you 467 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,200 see if you're doing good. 468 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,800 and I wanted to say that uh... 469 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:36,760 (starts crying) 470 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,880 I just wanted to tell you, 471 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,760 I just, I wanted to tell you that, 472 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,600 that you're the most 473 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,600 beautiful girl in the whole world. 474 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:53,240 That I love you, I love you Gina, I love you. 475 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:59,200 Donald, No! I love you! 476 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,200 (Screaming, chaos) 477 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,320 (airplane passing overhead) 478 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,880 Oh my god! 479 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,920 They did it, they poisoned the water! 480 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,920 Who did it? Who tainted the water? 481 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,360 It was me, I caused The Taint. 482 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,720 We should kill him. 483 00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,360 You're a two faced snake! 484 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,560 Double-crosser. 485 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,680 You're gonna die two-face. 486 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,000 Do you know how much piss I'm gonna have to drink because of you? 487 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,640 His punishment should fit the crime. 488 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,680 He can't be two-faced without a face. 489 00:48:55,920 --> 00:49:01,000 (tearing sounds) 490 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:41,320 (montage music) 491 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:17,840 (chaos) 492 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,320 (power failure) 493 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,880 That is the end of my story. 494 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,920 I caused The Taint 495 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,400 Why didn't they fucking kill you you fucking lesbian? 496 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,680 You fucking deserve to die 497 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,560 You think I don't know that? 498 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,080 I searched for a cure 499 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,320 But you wouldn't like what I found 500 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,680 My dreams are filled with terror 501 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,840 What fills your dreams with dread, Phil? 502 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:23,080 Nothing, nothing at all 503 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:40,640 (Awesome music) 504 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,920 Anderson, what the fuck 505 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,560 you chubby piece of shit 506 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,360 keep your eye on the ball! 507 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,680 So what've you got for me today O'Ginny? 508 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,400 Wow. 509 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,760 Do you know what I think of this? 510 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,680 Do you know what I think of this 511 00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,400 note from your doctor? 512 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,320 That's what I think of it you lazy bitch. 513 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:28,920 Seriously, 514 00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,480 what the fuck is wrong with you O'Ginny? 515 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,520 Gym, 516 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,080 it just ain't my subject. 517 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,120 Let's take a walk. 518 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,680 Phil. 519 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,840 Sandy. 520 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:09,360 Oh, 521 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,360 your shoes are looking good today. 522 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,240 Phil, um, I need to talk to you. 523 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,600 OK, what? 524 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,600 Um, not here. 525 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,000 Listen uh, 526 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,440 I think you just gotta let it go babe. 527 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,360 Phil we need to talk alone, now. 528 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:37,720 Ugh, god. 529 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:41,680 All you bitches, all of em, all the time. 530 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,520 Always fuckin' giving me shit and... fuck. 531 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,720 Ugh... god. 532 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,560 Fine! 533 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,680 Lets fuckin' uh... 534 00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,280 Lets go! 535 00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,440 Talk to you later. 536 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,640 Um can we go to your house? 537 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,520 Sure, sure. 538 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:18,000 Listen Sandy, we're over. 539 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,840 We've been over for a long time now, 540 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,400 but if you want, 541 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:25,520 I'll fuck you. 542 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,400 Shut up. 543 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,000 I'm serious. 544 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,000 Yeah, no thanks. 545 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,840 So, Sandy, 546 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,120 what is the big deal? 547 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,320 What is this secret? 548 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,360 You love me? 549 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,000 (laughs) 550 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,240 I'm pregnant. 551 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,560 With what? 552 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,680 Your baby asshole! 553 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,440 But... 554 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,880 We can still can still fuck right? 555 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:52,640 Fuck you. 556 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:00,440 Are you sure that it's? 557 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,680 Some of us don't sleep around. 558 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,040 I want an abortion. 559 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,200 But, 560 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,280 the government just made abortions illegal, 561 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,680 how's that gonna work? 562 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,440 You're gonna have to do it. 563 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:40,840 I don't want to. 564 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,000 You did this, you do it! 565 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,480 This is such bullshit. 566 00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:01,440 OK, I'll do it. 567 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,520 My dad gets home in two hours. 568 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,920 Do you have any coat hangers? 569 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:27,360 All plastic... fuck. 570 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,800 What kind of a loser doesn't have metal coat hangers? 571 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,680 Don't judge me. 572 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,680 Oh wait... 573 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,560 Alright go wash it off. 574 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,920 What you think I got filthy coat hangers? 575 00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,920 Well if it's going in my pussy go wash it off. 576 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,760 Make sure to use anti-bacterial soap. 577 00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:00,320 What? 578 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:04,320 Make sure to use anti-bacterial soap. 579 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,840 I don't have any. 580 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:09,480 Ultra-Concentrated is gonna have to do. 581 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:18,480 It's time. 582 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,080 You know, 583 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,800 I really believed me when you said you loved me. 584 00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,080 If it makes you feel any better, 585 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,200 I believed me too. 586 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:10,560 (Vagina Noises) 587 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,800 Oh sick. 588 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,560 Where'd the condom go? 589 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,080 We're all Misogynists. 590 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,400 I love women, I love them. 591 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:31,160 Men do two things exceedingly well, 592 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,120 Busting a nut, and killing people. 593 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,600 If you can't do one, you do the other, 594 01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:42,840 and if we're lucky we do both at the same time. 595 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:46,680 It was my arrogance and my sin 596 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,520 that brought this plague onto the earth. 597 01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,920 But it was here long before 598 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,800 and will be here long after. 599 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,080 We can't fight it, no. 600 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,120 Not anymore. 601 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,120 Phil, there's something I have to tell you. 602 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,680 That wine we drank tonight, 603 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:05,600 It's... 604 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:06,440 tainted! 605 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:07,200 No! 606 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,120 I'm not a Misogynist. 607 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,200 I'm not, I can't be. 608 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,680 I don't crush women's heads with rocks. 609 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,040 I can't. 610 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,000 I won't. 611 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,760 Oh god. 612 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,880 You're not a Misogynist. 613 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,760 You did what she wanted you to do. 614 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,200 You're not like those monsters out there. 615 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:45,160 But you will be, you will be. 616 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,160 I will. 617 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:54,160 How did you become such a cool and amazing woman? 618 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,760 When I was a kid, 619 01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:00,560 My father told me, that I was just as smart, 620 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:04,200 as strong and talented as any man. 621 01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:09,760 That I, as a woman, can be a statement. 622 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,680 That my personality, my character 623 01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:18,680 Can be the solution to all sexual inequalities in American society 624 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:22,200 That I, as I stand here 625 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:26,400 can embody everything any woman could ever possibly achieve. 626 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,280 (crushing sound) 627 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,640 You're right! 628 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,560 (Ludas orgasming) 629 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,720 You misogynistic son of a bitch. 630 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:52,400 (Epic music) 631 01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:01,160 (Patriotic music) 632 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,800 (Epic music) 633 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:48,600 (Sad music) 634 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,360 (Dream music) 635 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,520 If you're tired of having a 636 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,720 withered, shriveled, pathetic, tiny penis, 637 01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,320 call your doctor today 638 01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,480 and ask him about Cockzantium 639 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,400 It's about time you did something about your penis.