1 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:05,580 - Howdy ho, all you South Parketeers. - Howdy ho. 2 00:00:05,780 --> 00:00:09,180 - I'm rootin'-tootin' Trey Parker. - And I'm Matt Stone. 3 00:00:09,380 --> 00:00:12,180 - And this here's old Scratch. - Hi, Scratch. 4 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:16,760 Trey and I are right excited because this is our favorite episode. 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:21,120 It's called "Pink Eye." It aired as our Halloween special. 6 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:25,700 It's all about an epidemic and the boys having to save the day. 7 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:30,300 We wanted to do an episode on disease. Pinkeye was the right one. 8 00:00:30,470 --> 00:00:34,000 Pinkeye is a real disease and anybody can get it. 9 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:37,340 So kids, be careful who you bed with. 10 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:42,510 To fight this disease, all proceeds from this video go to pinkeye research. 11 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,980 - Yeah, right. - As if we'd do that. 12 00:00:45,150 --> 00:00:49,150 - Like we're gonna give away money. - Look, it's Indian Companion. 13 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,150 Hello, Indian Companion. 14 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,590 Someone coming. 15 00:00:56,660 --> 00:00:58,190 Thanks. 16 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:05,940 Anyway, all of y'all sit back, relax and enjoy "Pink Eye." 17 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:07,870 Hooray! 18 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,700 Pink Eye 19 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:15,700 - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards! 20 00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:18,780 - What the hell is that thing? - A UFO. 21 00:02:18,950 --> 00:02:21,210 There's no such thing as UFOs. 22 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,110 Let's get him to the morgue. 23 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:34,190 Wait till you see my Halloween costume. It kicks ass. 24 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:39,560 - Dude, it can't be cooler than mine. - We ought to get our costumes ready. 25 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:51,800 I think death is least funny when it happens to a child. 26 00:02:51,980 --> 00:02:54,810 Yeah, I know what you mean. 27 00:02:56,350 --> 00:03:01,010 - Marty, you put that on everything. - It makes everything taste so English. 28 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:03,690 Well, let's let him drain. 29 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:23,770 So then the necrophiliac says, "If this ain't a cadaver..." 30 00:03:26,710 --> 00:03:29,480 - Goddamn, that little turd bit me. - Me too. 31 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:41,880 - You look like a pansy. - Shut up, Kyle. 32 00:03:42,060 --> 00:03:44,860 - What are you supposed to be? - Raggedy Andy. 33 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:48,870 - Why did you dress like Raggedy Andy? - Wendy's Raggedy Ann. 34 00:03:49,070 --> 00:03:55,270 - This way we'll win the contest. - I'll win with this Chewbacca costume. 35 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,900 - First prize is two tons of candy. - Wow, cool. 36 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:02,010 - Hey, dudes. - What kind of costume is that? 37 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:06,020 It's a Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil. 38 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:08,780 - Where'd you get it? - My mom. It's cool. 39 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,480 - No, it's not cool! - Are you supposed to be Howdy Doody? 40 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:18,830 - No, I'm Raggedy Andy, fat-ass. - Oh, wow, you look pretty cool. 41 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,900 - Sissy. - I'll kick your ass. 42 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:26,670 - Look out, Holly Hobbie's pissed off. - Hey, look, Kenny's not dead. 43 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:30,780 - You forgot to wear a costume. - Couldn't your family afford one? 44 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:34,900 - Why is your family so poor? - Kenny's family is so poor... 45 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,850 ...they had to put their cardboard box up for mortgage. 46 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:48,960 I said your family had to put a cardboard box up for mortgage, Kenny. 47 00:04:49,130 --> 00:04:51,720 I'm talking to you, Kenny! Achtung! 48 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,300 Poor piece of crap. 49 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:58,870 - Come on, we're running late! - We always run late, you skank. 50 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:02,630 - What did you say? - I can't wait to own a fishing tank. 51 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,740 Neither can I. 52 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,980 - Very interesting. - What is it, doc? 53 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:14,750 Your temperature is 55 degrees. You have no pulse, no heartbeat. 54 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,260 - And your eyes are puffy and sticky. - Oh, no, you mean... 55 00:05:19,430 --> 00:05:22,830 Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have pinkeye. 56 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,660 I'd give you topical medicine, but I don't want to touch you. 57 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:30,100 I'm so hungry and all I can think about eating is brains. 58 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:34,260 Don't touch your eyes. I'll prescribe some antibiotics. 59 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:41,100 Wait till everyone sees my Chewbacca costume. They're gonna be so jealous. 60 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:44,580 Everyone came as Chewbacca? 61 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:48,380 It sure does seem to be a popular costume this year. 62 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,080 - Damn it! - Wendy. 63 00:05:52,290 --> 00:05:56,020 - Hi, Stan. - We were gonna be Raggedy Ann and Andy. 64 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,130 - Yeah. - We were gonna enter the contest. 65 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:03,930 I know, but then I guess I just realized how stupid we would look. 66 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:07,300 - You what? - I thought you'd agree... 67 00:06:07,510 --> 00:06:10,380 ...so I came as Chewbacca. 68 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:16,750 - Stan, you look pretty enough to kiss. - Yeah, you want to be my girlfriend? 69 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,910 There, you see? All of a sudden my costume is pretty bad-ass. 70 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:24,550 - Dressing like Hitler is not bad-ass. - You're jealous. 71 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:28,130 - Go to Endor, wookiee! - Wookiees don't live on Endor! 72 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:32,590 My mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine. 73 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:36,700 - What did you say? - Okay, Chewbaccas take your seats. 74 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,300 Since today is Halloween... 75 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:43,310 ...we should learn about the horror writer Jackie Collins. 76 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,880 You see, when Jackie Collins first wrote her novel... 77 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,180 Is there a problem, Kenny? 78 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:53,150 Let's keep our hands to ourselves, okay? 79 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,120 I'm never gonna win that candy. 80 00:07:06,370 --> 00:07:11,600 - Hello there. Happy Halloween. - Must eat brains. 81 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:14,240 Brains. 82 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:19,710 Oh, God! No! Stop! 83 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,610 I'm gonna make a new costume. I can still win. 84 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:26,340 Kenny, are you gonna eat your pudding? 85 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:30,550 No, Eric, go ahead and take my pudding if you'd like. 86 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,350 Why, thank you, Kenny. How nice of you. 87 00:07:33,530 --> 00:07:35,500 Aren't you hungry, Kenny? 88 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:38,830 - He hasn't moved or said anything. - Hello, children. 89 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,560 Hey, Chef. 90 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:46,030 - What're you doing dressed like that? - Eating Kenny's pudding. 91 00:07:46,210 --> 00:07:49,200 Hello there. Love the Elvis costume, Chef. 92 00:07:49,410 --> 00:07:53,640 Elvis? I'm Evel Knievel. Why the hell would I dress like Elvis? 93 00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:58,150 Why the hell would you dress like Evel Knievel? I hope you are... 94 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:02,120 Eric, what do you think you're doing? 95 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:05,620 He said I could have his pudding. Ask him yourself. 96 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:11,320 That's right, Principal Victoria. It's okay with me because Eric is cool. 97 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:17,370 - Where did you get that costume? - My mom made it. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil. 98 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:22,130 God bless America. You get into my office before anyone else sees you. 99 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:25,040 I have to show you an educational video. 100 00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:28,010 I don't want to see an educational video. 101 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:33,580 - You bit my arm! - Kenny's back to normal. 102 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:37,950 - Watch the video, Eric. - Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man. 103 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:04,180 So remember, kids, dressing up like Hitler isn't cool. 104 00:09:04,350 --> 00:09:08,690 - Do you have any questions? - Can I see that again, that was cool. 105 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:14,120 - You must remove that costume. - I can't. I have to win the candy. 106 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:18,200 Well, how about we make you a new costume? Let's see now... 107 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,590 How about we make you a nice, scary ghost costume? 108 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:26,760 - I don't want to be a stupid ghost. - And let me just make... 109 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:32,500 ...a few quickie alterations. And there you go, young man. 110 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:40,910 Looks like they got a touch of that pinkeye that's going around. 111 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:49,590 - Boo, I'm a ghost. - Oh, man, I feel like a total choad. 112 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:53,030 That's just because you look like a total choad. 113 00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:57,070 - Hello, children. - Hey, Chef. 114 00:09:57,710 --> 00:10:01,230 - Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh? - Where's Kyle? 115 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:04,070 - Check this out. - Whoa, dude. 116 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,510 - What is that? - I'm the solar system. 117 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:10,310 The planets revolve the right way. That candy is mine. 118 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:13,280 Okay, let's get lined up so the judge... 119 00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:16,250 ...can get a look at your stupid costumes. 120 00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:22,690 We have a celebrity judge, the star of Family Ties, Miss Tina Yothers. 121 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,350 - Who? - Dude, I thought she was dead. 122 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:28,130 Thank you, Miss Yothers. Okay... 123 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:32,200 The second-place award for best costume goes to... 124 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:36,470 ...Kenny for his Edward James Olmos costume. 125 00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:41,380 And the award for the very best costume goes to... 126 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,450 Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume. 127 00:10:46,450 --> 00:10:51,690 What? But she looks just like everybody else. Up yours, Tina Yothers! 128 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,790 The award for worst costume this year goes to... 129 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,260 ...Stan, for his stupid little clown-thing costume. 130 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:01,660 Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. 131 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:04,600 Thanks a lot, you ruined my Halloween. 132 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:08,440 Relax, you'll feel better once we're trick-or-treating. 133 00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:11,010 I don't wanna trick-or-treat with you. 134 00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:14,480 Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples. 135 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:17,010 You go first, Bebe. 136 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:20,380 Use those mouth muscles like the girls in Beijing. 137 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:21,990 Brains. 138 00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:25,250 Wait your turn, Clyde. 139 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,000 Johnson, what the hell's gotten into you? 140 00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:35,730 Pinkeye. 141 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:40,930 Get the hell out of here, Johnson. I don't want no goddamn pinkeye. 142 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:44,340 And the president responded by saying, quote: 143 00:11:44,510 --> 00:11:48,280 "Screw the commie bastards, and screw their space station. " 144 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:52,750 In other news, a pinkeye epidemic is sweeping South Park. 145 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,220 With a report, a midget in a bikini. 146 00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:58,380 Thanks, Tom. More than half the townspeople... 147 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,960 ...have been infected with the virus. 148 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:07,400 Symptoms include a complete loss of heart functions... 149 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:10,870 ...lung activity and, of course, sticky, puffy eyes. 150 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:14,440 Pinkeye, my ass. I've seen this before. 151 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,510 Where is Kyle? We don't have all night. 152 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:24,010 - I bet I get more candy than you. - You crazy? I'm the candy master. 153 00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:27,020 You're the ass master. There's a difference. 154 00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:30,590 I'm not the one who looks like Pippi Longstocking! 155 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,090 My mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine. 156 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:37,700 My mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! 157 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:40,830 - Hey, dudes. - Make sure we've got everything. 158 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,330 - Flashlight? - Check. 159 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,830 - Pumpkin pails? - Check. 160 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,340 - Taser. - What's that? 161 00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:47,910 For shocking people who give granola. 162 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,940 Yeah, granola pisses me off. 163 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:51,570 Hey, Kenny. 164 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:56,580 - You stink! - You still didn't get a costume, Kenny? 165 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,680 Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job... 166 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:03,580 ...or Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. 167 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:07,250 I said your dad would be a millionaire. Get it? Kenny! 168 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:11,450 Your family is poor, Kenny. Your family is poor! 169 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:15,090 I don't like Kenny anymore. He doesn't communicate. 170 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:18,070 - Hi, guys. - Hi, Wendy. 171 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,540 - How's your barrel full of candy? - I didn't want that sweet stuff. 172 00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:25,640 I gave it away to hungry children in Nairobi. 173 00:13:25,810 --> 00:13:29,810 - You what? Are you insane? - Let's go trick-or-treat. 174 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,880 I don't think so. You've had enough candy. 175 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:38,360 Stan, I'm awful sorry you got dressed up like Raggedy Andy. Don't be mad. 176 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:41,260 How could he be mad with such pretty hair? 177 00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:44,190 - Trick-or-treat with yourself. - But, Stan... 178 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,800 No buts, Wendy. I wish you were dead! 179 00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:54,400 - Doctor. - Why, hello, Chef. 180 00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:59,710 - Let me guess, pinkeye, right? - No, doctor. I've seen this before. 181 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:04,110 - It's the living dead. - What the hell are you talking about? 182 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,950 Dead people getting up and walking around... 183 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,750 ...and Tina Yothers in town... Coincidence? I don't think so! 184 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,050 The pinkeye has made you a little delirious. 185 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:17,960 - Let me give you some topical cream. - Damn it, don't you see? 186 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:23,930 These people have been zombiefied. They got no feeling. I'll show you. 187 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:28,870 Mr. Torres was here for a routine checkup, Chef. 188 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:34,380 Sorry, but my point is, topical cream ain't gonna fix what's wrong here. 189 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:40,150 There have been a lot of advances in topical creams the last few years. 190 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,150 Who was the first one to come in here sick? 191 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:48,120 Well, it was the mortician and his assistant at the morgue. 192 00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:57,590 Now, let's form a line. I've got enough topical cream for everybody. 193 00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:00,800 Trick or treat. 194 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,970 Oh, how cute. 195 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:10,480 - Dude, Kenny. - Oh, my God, call 91 1! 196 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:14,710 - Call 91 1! - Kenny, she was going to give us candy. 197 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:18,550 - She had Sweetie Pops. - You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole. 198 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:25,900 - Mayor, we've got a big problem. - Why, Chef, what a surprise. 199 00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:31,270 You're wondering why we're here with a pile of money and no pants on. 200 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,910 - Actually... - Well, I can assure you... 201 00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:37,510 ...it has nothing to do with the Japanese mafia. 202 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,610 - Not a thingy-dingy. - I don't give a crap. 203 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:46,280 - Do something about the living dead. - You mean Tina Yothers? 204 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:51,820 No! The zombies that have taken over South Park. 205 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:57,450 Well, Evel Knievel, why don't you jump over them with your rocket cycle? 206 00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:01,530 To hell with you both. 207 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:04,400 - Well, let's get back to it. - Right. 208 00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:07,060 Trick or treat! 209 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:11,300 Hope you kids like chocolate peanut butter cream puffies... 210 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,740 Get it off, get it off me! 211 00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:23,390 We'll never get candy if Kenny keeps eating people. 212 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:28,090 Yeah, that's it, Kenny. You can't trick-or-treat with us anymore. 213 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,860 Oh, God! 214 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:33,030 Trick or treat. 215 00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:37,670 Hey, they're all dressed up like ghosts too. 216 00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:41,100 One Tootie Bar? You cheap bastards. 217 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,740 Oh, my God! Stop! 218 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:49,450 Trick or... 219 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:53,110 Get off my property, you brain-eating zombie bastards. 220 00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:54,720 - Hey, Chef. - Chef, no. 221 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,650 Sorry, I thought you were one of them. 222 00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:02,450 - Can we have some candy now? - What are you doing dressed like that? 223 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:06,530 - I'm trying to trick-or-treat. - Remind me to whip your ass. 224 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:10,030 Now get in here before those zombies get you. 225 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,970 - What are you talking about? - Zombies. 226 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:18,370 South Park is overrun with living dead. Haven't you noticed anything strange? 227 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,540 Kenny keeps eating people's brains. 228 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:26,240 Don't you see? Kenny's a zombie. Along with everyone else in town. 229 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,350 - That means... - Lf everyone's zombies... 230 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,890 Then there won't be anyone to give us candy. 231 00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:37,490 - You've gotta help us. - I'm working on it. 232 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,630 - Where are we going? - The first people treated... 233 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,130 ...were the mortician and his assistant. 234 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:47,570 We'll get to the bottom of this at the morgue. 235 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:51,530 That was Kyle. 236 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,640 - I don't know about this. - Yeah, I'm scared. 237 00:17:56,820 --> 00:18:00,880 Remember candy, focus on the candy. 238 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:05,460 - What are we doing here, Chef? - Just look for anything suspicious. 239 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:06,990 I found it. 240 00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:09,660 - What? - See, your mom is on the cover. 241 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,800 We told you, dude. 242 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,300 You better let me take that, Kyle. 243 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,560 Hey, Chef. Look. 244 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:30,140 - I gotta call this hotline number. - Pinkeye. 245 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:34,010 It's the British kid. He's a little limey zombie now. 246 00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:36,750 Look out, children! 247 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:48,630 Okay, Chef, dial the hotline number. Chef? 248 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,270 Chef! 249 00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,660 Let's get out of here. 250 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:19,330 - We got to call that hotline. - Hey, there's a pay phone. 251 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,700 - Call the number, Kyle. - The zombies are coming. 252 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,600 We'll hold them off. 253 00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:28,270 Welcome to the Worcestershire hotline. 254 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:34,110 For recipes, please press one. For product placement, press two. 255 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:37,350 If sauce has been used in embalming, press... 256 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:41,840 Nobody screws up my trick-or-treats and gets away with it. 257 00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,720 - Yeah, cool. - Sweet. 258 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:54,330 This call might be monitored to ensure quality service. How may I help you? 259 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,270 - There's zombies here. - Please hold. 260 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,500 Wendy? 261 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,950 - Finish her, dude, she's a zombie now. - I know, but... 262 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,490 Remember how she dissed you at the costume contest? 263 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,450 Hey, yeah. 264 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,650 You need to make sure you do not just go out... 265 00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:27,730 ...and start decapitating zombies left and right. Do you understand? 266 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,490 Okay, then what? 267 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,670 Wendy, I know I wished you were dead. 268 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,240 - But I didn't mean it. - Kill her, Stan. 269 00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:38,470 Kill the original zombie that started the mess. 270 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:41,740 All the other zombies will turn back to normal. 271 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,250 How the hell do we know who the original zombie is? 272 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:48,550 You have a choice in Worcestershire sauces. We... 273 00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:53,550 Wait, that thing landed on Kenny and they took him to the mortuary. 274 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,560 I can't. 275 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:08,030 Oh, my God, I killed Kenny. You bastard! 276 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,140 What happened? Stan? 277 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:16,810 - Babe, everything's gonna be okay. - They're turning back to normal. 278 00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:20,920 - You did it, children. - Okay, let's go trick-or-treat now. 279 00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:24,320 I'm sorry I dissed you at school like that, Stan. 280 00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:27,550 I wasn't very considerate of your feelings. 281 00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:30,320 I'm sorry I wished you were dead. 282 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:35,300 Maybe we could actually kiss tonight, Stan. 283 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,100 Gross, Stan. Sick. 284 00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:42,240 Barf is gross. 285 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:51,450 - Man, I can't believe he's gone. - He was too young to be taken from us. 286 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:53,920 You're the one who cut him in half. 287 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:59,890 Let us remember the good times. Kenny would have wanted it that... 288 00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:07,320 I learned something today. Halloween isn't about costumes or candy. 289 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,560 It's about being good, and giving and loving. 290 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,140 No, dude, that's Christmas. 291 00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:17,300 - Then what's Halloween about? - Costumes and candy. 292 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,770 Well, let's go eat that candy. 293 00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:23,970 We can eat at Cartman's and see naughty pictures of his mom. 294 00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:27,350 Knock it off. She was young and needed the money. 295 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,120 Cartman, those pictures were taken, like, last month. 296 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,860 Screw you guys!