1 00:00:25,999 --> 00:00:27,999 HOW'S MY HAIR? 2 00:00:27,999 --> 00:00:29,999 GOOD. MINE? 3 00:00:29,999 --> 00:00:31,999 SOLID. 4 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:34,501 Both: SCORCH! 5 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:35,999 FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL, VIRG. 6 00:00:35,999 --> 00:00:37,999 WE FINALLY MADE THE BIG TIME. 7 00:00:37,999 --> 00:00:41,876 FOOTBALL GAMES, FREE PERIODS... 8 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:43,334 CHICKS. 9 00:00:44,999 --> 00:00:46,999 DUDE, YOU GOT A BAT IN THE CAVE. 10 00:00:46,999 --> 00:00:47,709 HUH? 11 00:00:47,709 --> 00:00:49,501 BOOGIE FEVER. 12 00:00:50,501 --> 00:00:52,501 [GIGGLING] 13 00:00:52,501 --> 00:00:53,501 AND THAT WAS JUST A TEST. 14 00:00:53,501 --> 00:00:55,999 HAD IT BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY, HOWEVER... 15 00:00:55,999 --> 00:00:57,501 OOH. HEY. HEY. 16 00:00:57,501 --> 00:00:59,999 OHH. THEIR FIRST HIGH SCHOOL FIGHT. 17 00:00:59,999 --> 00:01:01,999 MY BOYS ARE GROWING UP SO FAST. 18 00:01:01,999 --> 00:01:03,334 WHERE DOES THE TIME GO? 19 00:01:03,334 --> 00:01:03,999 WHO CARES ABOUT OUR PAST, GUYS? 20 00:01:03,999 --> 00:01:05,999 ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT IS MY SOCIAL FUTURE. 21 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:08,709 WELL, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO CHANGE. 22 00:01:08,709 --> 00:01:11,501 I GOT MY TWO BEST GUYS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. 23 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:13,334 I'M YOUR FAVORITE, THOUGH, RIGHT? 24 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:14,000 IT'S OK. YOU CAN ADMIT IT. 25 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:14,999 HE'S MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE IT. 26 00:01:14,999 --> 00:01:16,999 OH, HO! I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE 27 00:01:16,999 --> 00:01:19,334 YOU TALKED ME INTO TRYING OUT FOR CHEERLEADING. 28 00:01:19,334 --> 00:01:19,999 YOU'LL DO FINE! 29 00:01:19,999 --> 00:01:20,999 IT'S HIM I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 30 00:01:20,999 --> 00:01:23,999 HE'S ALL IN FULL FREAK MODE ABOUT FOOTBALL TRYOUTS. 31 00:01:23,999 --> 00:01:24,999 DON'T WORRY, THOUGH, BRO, 32 00:01:24,999 --> 00:01:26,999 I'LL BE THERE FOR MORAL SUPPORT. 33 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:28,000 YOU MEAN TO GOOF AROUND. 34 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:28,999 EXACTLY. 35 00:01:28,999 --> 00:01:29,999 VIRGIL, THIS IS SERIOUS. 36 00:01:29,999 --> 00:01:30,999 YOU'D BETTER NOT EMBARRASS ME. 37 00:01:30,999 --> 00:01:33,999 D-ROCK, I NEVER TRY TO EMBARRASS YOU. 38 00:01:33,999 --> 00:01:35,999 IT JUST WORKS OUT THAT WAY. 39 00:01:35,999 --> 00:01:37,999 [LAUGHING] 40 00:01:43,999 --> 00:01:45,334 Man: LET'S GO! 41 00:01:45,334 --> 00:01:46,999 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 42 00:01:46,999 --> 00:01:49,999 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 43 00:01:49,999 --> 00:01:52,501 FIRST, A LITTLE BOOMBAH. 44 00:01:52,501 --> 00:01:53,000 [LAUGHTER] 45 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,999 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 46 00:01:57,167 --> 00:01:59,167 RELAX, BEAUGARD. 47 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:02,999 BE THE BALL. BE THE BALL. 48 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:05,876 [GIRLS CHANTING CHEERS] 49 00:02:07,709 --> 00:02:07,999 [LAUGHTER] 50 00:02:07,999 --> 00:02:10,999 Virgil: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 51 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:15,999 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 52 00:02:17,334 --> 00:02:17,999 [SIGH] 53 00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:19,999 OK. THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY. 54 00:02:19,999 --> 00:02:20,999 WAIT, COACH. I CAN DO THIS. 55 00:02:20,999 --> 00:02:23,000 BRO, WE GOT TO REST YOUR ARM. 56 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,167 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 57 00:02:24,167 --> 00:02:26,999 [ENGINE BACKFIRING] 58 00:02:26,999 --> 00:02:27,999 WHAT IS THAT? 59 00:02:27,999 --> 00:02:29,999 Boy: COMING THROUGH! 60 00:02:29,999 --> 00:02:30,167 AAH! AAH! 61 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:32,999 COMING THROUGH! I CAN'T CONTROL IT! 62 00:02:32,999 --> 00:02:34,999 OH, I'M REALLY SORRY! 63 00:02:34,999 --> 00:02:35,999 LOOK OUT! 64 00:02:35,999 --> 00:02:36,999 WHOA! 65 00:02:36,999 --> 00:02:37,999 [YELLING] 66 00:02:37,999 --> 00:02:39,501 LOOK OUT! 67 00:02:39,501 --> 00:02:40,999 AAH! AAH! 68 00:02:40,999 --> 00:02:42,167 LOOK OUT! AAH! 69 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:44,999 [GIRLS SCREAMING] 70 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:46,999 POM-POMS! 71 00:02:46,999 --> 00:02:47,999 LOOK OUT! 72 00:02:47,999 --> 00:02:48,999 EXCUSE ME! 73 00:02:48,999 --> 00:02:51,876 HE'S CHEWING UP MY FIELD! 74 00:02:51,876 --> 00:02:52,999 WHOA! 75 00:02:52,999 --> 00:02:54,999 HEY, D-ROCK, ISN'T THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR? 76 00:02:54,999 --> 00:02:54,999 YEAH--CHARLIE TUTTLE. 77 00:02:54,999 --> 00:02:57,999 YEAH. HE'S THIS KID IN OUR CLASS WHO'S, LIKE, 9 YEARS OLD. 78 00:02:57,999 --> 00:02:58,999 THEY SKIPPED HIM A BUNCH OF GRADES 79 00:02:58,999 --> 00:03:00,999 BECAUSE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE SOME KIND OF GENIUS. 80 00:03:00,999 --> 00:03:01,999 AAH! 81 00:03:01,999 --> 00:03:04,999 OH, YEAH, A REAL EINSTEIN. 82 00:03:04,999 --> 00:03:07,999 GET OFF OF MY FIELD! RIGHT NOW! 83 00:03:07,999 --> 00:03:08,999 STUPID DORK'S GOING DOWN. 84 00:03:08,999 --> 00:03:09,999 HEY, DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 85 00:03:09,999 --> 00:03:13,501 HE'S GOING AWAY. JUST IGNORE HIM. 86 00:03:13,501 --> 00:03:14,709 OH! 87 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:17,999 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 88 00:03:17,999 --> 00:03:20,999 NOW, THAT'S SOME ACCURACY. 89 00:03:21,999 --> 00:03:23,999 NICE PLANT! 90 00:03:23,999 --> 00:03:24,709 WHOA! 91 00:03:24,709 --> 00:03:27,000 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 92 00:03:28,999 --> 00:03:31,167 Virgil: COME ON! GIVE HIM A BREAK! 93 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:33,999 HEY! HEY! GUYS! HEY! COME ON! 94 00:03:33,999 --> 00:03:35,999 WAIT. DEREK! 95 00:03:35,999 --> 00:03:37,999 DEREK, YOU WANT TO JUMP IN, THAT'S COOL. 96 00:03:37,999 --> 00:03:39,000 DEREK. DEREK! 97 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,999 [PLAYERS CHEERING] 98 00:03:41,999 --> 00:03:45,999 Charlie: PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN! 99 00:03:45,999 --> 00:03:46,999 GOOD THROW! 100 00:03:46,999 --> 00:03:50,334 ALL RIGHT, DEREK. NICE SHOT. 101 00:03:53,999 --> 00:03:55,999 THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME. 102 00:03:55,999 --> 00:03:58,999 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT HOW IT TURNED OUT. 103 00:03:58,999 --> 00:04:00,999 PLEASE TELL ME I DON'T LOOK AS RIDICULOUS 104 00:04:00,999 --> 00:04:02,000 AS YOU DO. 105 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:02,999 NOT THAT BAD, REALLY. 106 00:04:02,999 --> 00:04:06,999 THAT'S, UH... THAT'S A NICE RED ON YOU. 107 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:10,999 WELL, I'M CHARLIE TUTTLE. 108 00:04:10,999 --> 00:04:12,999 VIRGIL FOX. 109 00:04:12,999 --> 00:04:14,999 NICE TO MEET YOU. 110 00:04:15,999 --> 00:04:16,999 [SIGH] 111 00:04:16,999 --> 00:04:17,999 SO... 112 00:04:17,999 --> 00:04:19,999 WHAT'S THE STORY WITH THAT ROCKET CART THING? 113 00:04:19,999 --> 00:04:21,334 I ALWAYS GET A HARD TIME ON THE BUS, 114 00:04:21,334 --> 00:04:23,999 AND I HYPOTHESIZED THAT A ROCKET-PROPULSION ALL-TERRAIN CAR 115 00:04:23,999 --> 00:04:25,999 WOULD HELP ME AVOID EMBARRASSMENT. 116 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,000 UH-HUH. 117 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:27,999 YEAH. 118 00:04:27,999 --> 00:04:30,999 AND HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 119 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,999 IT'S WORKING GREAT. 120 00:04:48,876 --> 00:04:50,999 MY EMOTION MODULATOR ACTUALLY ALLOWS ME 121 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,999 TO UNDERSTAND WHAT ALBERT FELINESTEIN 122 00:04:52,999 --> 00:04:54,999 IS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIS VARIOUS MEOWS. 123 00:04:54,999 --> 00:04:55,999 ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 124 00:04:55,999 --> 00:04:56,999 Boy: HEY, WHAT'S UP, DEREK? 125 00:04:56,999 --> 00:04:58,999 Different boy: HEY, GREAT TO SEE YOU, MAN. 126 00:04:58,999 --> 00:04:59,999 VIRGIL? UH, VIRGIL? 127 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:01,999 HEY, EARTH TO VIRGIL. 128 00:05:01,999 --> 00:05:05,999 VIRG! DON'T YOU THINK, VIRGIL? 129 00:05:06,999 --> 00:05:08,501 VIRGIL, AREN'T YOU EXCITED? 130 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:11,999 YES...CHARLIE, I'M THRILLED THAT YOU TALK TO YOUR CAT. 131 00:05:11,999 --> 00:05:14,709 UM...I'M NOT ENTIRELY CERTAIN, 132 00:05:14,709 --> 00:05:18,999 BUT I BELIEVE YOU MAY BE EMPLOYING SARCASM. 133 00:05:18,999 --> 00:05:20,999 CHARLIE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 134 00:05:20,999 --> 00:05:21,999 I MEAN, YOUR INVENTIONS ALWAYS WORK. 135 00:05:21,999 --> 00:05:22,999 I CAN ONLY ACT SO SURPRISED 136 00:05:22,999 --> 00:05:27,999 EVERY TIME YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO POWER YOUR HOUSE WITH TARTAR SAUCE. 137 00:05:27,999 --> 00:05:28,999 [SNORTS] 138 00:05:28,999 --> 00:05:29,999 IT'S COCKTAIL SAUCE! 139 00:05:29,999 --> 00:05:31,167 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY MAKE ME HAPPY? 140 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:32,334 IS IF YOU BUILT SOMETHING USEFUL. 141 00:05:32,334 --> 00:05:35,999 BY "USEFUL," I MEAN SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ME RICH AND POPULAR-- 142 00:05:35,999 --> 00:05:36,999 OR BOTH. BOTH. 143 00:05:36,999 --> 00:05:40,501 HEY, HEY! YOU CAN'T RIDE THAT THING... 144 00:05:40,501 --> 00:05:41,999 HEY, GREAT BIKE. 145 00:05:41,999 --> 00:05:45,999 LOTS OF SHINY CROME... GEARY THINGS. 146 00:05:45,999 --> 00:05:48,334 [MUFFLED YELLING] 147 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:52,000 [BELL RINGS] 148 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 149 00:06:00,999 --> 00:06:03,999 Charlie: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CHEMICAL CONTENT OF PUDDING 150 00:06:03,999 --> 00:06:05,999 ACTUALLY MAKES YOU GROW TALLER? 151 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:06,999 Boy: IT DOES. 152 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:08,000 YEAH. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO TALL. 153 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,999 THE ELECTROLYTES AND EVERYTHING. 154 00:06:09,999 --> 00:06:13,999 AND NOW... AND GO. 155 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,999 AH...YES! I WIN! 156 00:06:16,999 --> 00:06:20,999 SENIOR YEAR, AND I'M STILL EATING AT THE DORK TABLE. 157 00:06:20,999 --> 00:06:21,999 NO OFFENSE, GUYS. 158 00:06:21,999 --> 00:06:24,999 I DO ENJOY THE STIMULATING CONVERSATION. 159 00:06:24,999 --> 00:06:27,501 HEY, NONE TAKEN. 160 00:06:27,501 --> 00:06:31,709 SERIOUSLY, HOW DID IT COME TO THIS? 161 00:06:31,709 --> 00:06:31,999 LET'S SEE. 162 00:06:31,999 --> 00:06:35,999 MAYBE YOUR PLIGHT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BEING STRIPPED, 163 00:06:35,999 --> 00:06:36,334 DRESSED IN MINISKIRTS, 164 00:06:36,334 --> 00:06:37,334 AND HUNG FROM THE SCHOOL MASCOT? 165 00:06:37,334 --> 00:06:39,999 AND HAD A PICTURE OF IT MAKE THE COVER OF THE YEARBOOK, 166 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:40,999 3 YEARS IN A ROW. 167 00:06:40,999 --> 00:06:42,999 AND WAS ON ALL THE LOCAL NEWS STATIONS. 168 00:06:42,999 --> 00:06:44,999 AND THE SPANISH CHANNEL. 169 00:06:44,999 --> 00:06:46,709 YES, THE INCIDENT 170 00:06:46,709 --> 00:06:47,999 I WILL ONE DAY BE EXPLAINING 171 00:06:47,999 --> 00:06:50,999 TO A VERY EXPENSIVE THERAPIST. 172 00:06:50,999 --> 00:06:51,999 HEY, HUMMINGBIRD. 173 00:06:51,999 --> 00:06:54,999 [MUTTERING] 174 00:06:54,999 --> 00:06:57,999 THAT'S CHARLIE-SPEAK FOR "HELLO." 175 00:06:57,999 --> 00:06:58,999 HI. EXCUSE ME, MISS? 176 00:06:58,999 --> 00:07:01,999 UH, WHY DO YOU CALL HIM "HUMMINGBIRD"? 177 00:07:01,999 --> 00:07:03,999 OH. I LOVE BIRDS. ALL KINDS OF BIRDS. 178 00:07:03,999 --> 00:07:05,709 YOU KNOW, BIG BIRDS, LITTLE BIRDS--OOH! 179 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:07,999 I'M EVEN THE OFFICIAL SECRETARY FOR THE JUNIOR CHAPTER 180 00:07:07,999 --> 00:07:09,999 OF THE JUNIOR BIRD BUDDIES OF AMERICA. 181 00:07:09,999 --> 00:07:12,000 OOH! SUCH AN HONOR. 182 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,999 ANYWAYS, GOT TO RUN. 183 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:16,334 FIX THAT. 184 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:19,000 OH, WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT. 185 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:19,999 [GRUNTING] 186 00:07:19,999 --> 00:07:22,999 JEANETTE HAS BEEN SWEATING YOU FOR TWO YEARS. 187 00:07:22,999 --> 00:07:23,999 WHAT IS YOUR DEAL? 188 00:07:23,999 --> 00:07:26,999 FORGET IT! I'M MARRIED TO SCIENCE. 189 00:07:26,999 --> 00:07:30,999 HEY! CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY. 190 00:07:30,999 --> 00:07:31,999 [LAUGHING] 191 00:07:31,999 --> 00:07:32,999 THANKS. 192 00:07:32,999 --> 00:07:34,999 OW. 193 00:07:39,999 --> 00:07:41,999 PARDON ME, GENTS. 194 00:07:42,999 --> 00:07:44,999 AH, SODA. 195 00:07:44,999 --> 00:07:46,876 I HEAR IF YOU LEAVE A PENNY IN THIS STUFF FOR A WEEK, 196 00:07:46,876 --> 00:07:47,999 IT COMES OUT, LIKE, SHINY. 197 00:07:47,999 --> 00:07:50,999 I WAS ACTUALLY PLANNING ON DRINKING IT. 198 00:07:50,999 --> 00:07:52,167 WELL... NEVER MIND, THEN. 199 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,999 HA HA HA! 200 00:07:53,999 --> 00:07:55,999 SO, UM... HOW ARE YOU, VIRG? 201 00:07:55,999 --> 00:07:57,501 I MEAN, I DIDN'T REALLY SEE YOU MUCH THIS SUMMER. 202 00:07:57,501 --> 00:08:02,999 I WAS DOING, YOU KNOW, LOT OF MOUNTAIN CLIMBING, JET SKIING... 203 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:02,999 VIDEOGAMES? 204 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:05,709 I DIDN'T LEAVE THE COUCH. YOU? 205 00:08:05,709 --> 00:08:05,999 OH, THE USUAL-- 206 00:08:05,999 --> 00:08:06,999 POOL PARTIES, CHEERLEADING CAMP. 207 00:08:06,999 --> 00:08:11,876 BUT, UM...I DID TAKE THIS AWESOME ARCHITECTURE CLASS. 208 00:08:11,876 --> 00:08:12,999 OH, THAT'S COOL. 209 00:08:12,999 --> 00:08:14,876 I REMEMBER YOU MADE A GINGERBREAD HOUSE, 210 00:08:14,876 --> 00:08:15,999 AND IT HAD, LIKE, 10 ROOMS. 211 00:08:15,999 --> 00:08:16,999 AND WALK-IN CLOSETS. 212 00:08:16,999 --> 00:08:18,999 IT TOOK US 6 MONTHS TO EAT IT. 213 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:19,999 [BELL RINGS] 214 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,999 OH. WELL... I HAVE CALCULUS. 215 00:08:22,999 --> 00:08:22,999 HATE IT. NEED IT. 216 00:08:22,999 --> 00:08:24,999 CAN'T BE AN ARCHITECT WITHOUT IT. 217 00:08:24,999 --> 00:08:25,999 AND I GOT PUBLIC SPEAKING. 218 00:08:25,999 --> 00:08:30,334 HATE IT. NEED IT. CAN'T BE A GAME SHOW HOST WITHOUT IT. 219 00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:36,999 [SIGH] 220 00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:40,999 THERE'S A GOOD REASON TESLA'S BIOGRAPHER NAMED HIS BOOK 221 00:08:40,999 --> 00:08:42,999 "A MAN OUT OF TIME." 222 00:08:42,999 --> 00:08:47,709 TESLA WAS SO FAR ADVANCED OVER HIS CONTEMPORARIES 223 00:08:47,709 --> 00:08:50,999 THAT THEY OFTEN DERI-- THAT--HEH. 224 00:08:50,999 --> 00:08:52,999 THEY OFTEN DERIDED HIM AS... 225 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:58,876 JOCELYN, WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU NOT DO YOUR NAILS 226 00:08:58,876 --> 00:08:59,999 WHILE I LECTURE? 227 00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:01,999 SORRY. 228 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:02,999 WHEN ARE YOU DONE? 229 00:09:02,999 --> 00:09:04,999 [LAUGHTER] 230 00:09:04,999 --> 00:09:05,999 EXCUSE ME! 231 00:09:05,999 --> 00:09:06,999 AH, MR. TUTTLE. 232 00:09:06,999 --> 00:09:09,167 I BELIEVE YOU ARE HERE FOR YOUR BOOSTER CHAIR. 233 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:10,999 I'LL GET IT LATER! IT'S A-- 234 00:09:10,999 --> 00:09:12,999 IT'S AN A.V. CLUB EMERGENCY! 235 00:09:12,999 --> 00:09:14,999 I NEED VIRGIL FOX RIGHT AWAY. 236 00:09:14,999 --> 00:09:15,999 Teacher: VIRGIL FOX? 237 00:09:15,999 --> 00:09:18,999 HE'S OUT SICK TODAY. I HEAR HE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT. 238 00:09:18,999 --> 00:09:19,999 VERY FUNNY, MR. FOX. 239 00:09:19,999 --> 00:09:23,999 YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR HALL PASS ON YOUR WAY OUT. 240 00:09:23,999 --> 00:09:26,999 THAT'S IT. I'M MOVING TO PARAGUAY. 241 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:29,999 Virgil: YOU EVER REALLY LOOKED AT OUR SCHOOL MASCOT? 242 00:09:29,999 --> 00:09:30,999 Charlie: FORGET THAT STUPID HALL PASS! 243 00:09:30,999 --> 00:09:32,999 REMEMBER THAT ROCKET-PROPULSION ALL-TERRAIN CAR 244 00:09:32,999 --> 00:09:35,999 THAT I HAD BACK ON THE DAY OF THE INCIDENT? 245 00:09:35,999 --> 00:09:36,999 THANKS FOR MENTIONING THAT AGAIN. 246 00:09:36,999 --> 00:09:38,876 YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN ALMOST 10 MINUTES 247 00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:39,999 SINCE SOMEONE BROUGHT IT UP? 248 00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:40,999 LISTEN! IT TIES TOGETHER. 249 00:09:40,999 --> 00:09:43,999 THAT INVENTION MAY NOT HAVE BEEN A SUCCESS, 250 00:09:43,999 --> 00:09:46,999 BUT ONE ELEMENT OF THE DESIGN WAS PROVEN VIABLE-- 251 00:09:46,999 --> 00:09:47,999 THE QUANTUM ACCELERATOR. 252 00:09:47,999 --> 00:09:50,999 YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ON THAT PHYSICS- NEW-REALITY- 253 00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:51,999 MANY-WORLDS-THEORY KICK? 254 00:09:51,999 --> 00:09:53,999 OH, YEAH. THAT WAS FUN. 255 00:09:53,999 --> 00:09:56,999 WELL, I STARTED BUILDING MY OWN THEORY BASED ON ALL THAT WORK, 256 00:09:56,999 --> 00:09:59,999 INCORPORATING MY PROVEN HYPOTHESIS OF QUANTUM ACCELERATION. 257 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:03,999 THEN I PUT ONE OF THE SCHOOL'S COMPUTERS ON PERMANENT RESERVE. 258 00:10:03,999 --> 00:10:05,999 THE DSL's BEEN DOING ALL THE WORK. 259 00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:09,999 AND MOMENTS AGO, I UPLOADED THE LAST PIECE OF THE PUZZLE. 260 00:10:11,999 --> 00:10:14,999 COMMANDER TUTTLE ON THE BRIDGE. 261 00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:20,999 DUDE, NO WAY I'M SALUTING YOU. 262 00:10:20,999 --> 00:10:22,999 FINE. AT EASE. 263 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:27,999 [RAPID TYPING] 264 00:10:29,999 --> 00:10:32,999 WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU 265 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:36,999 IS VERY, VERY... 266 00:10:36,999 --> 00:10:38,709 VERY TOP SECRET. 267 00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:42,167 OK. LET'S KEEP THIS JUST BETWEEN US. 268 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:44,334 CHECK IT OUT. 269 00:10:45,999 --> 00:10:48,999 [BEEPING] 270 00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:52,999 YEAH? 271 00:10:52,999 --> 00:10:53,876 [SIGH] 272 00:10:53,876 --> 00:10:57,999 WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT IS A SUCCESSFUL SIMULATION 273 00:10:57,999 --> 00:11:00,999 OF PRACTICAL TIME TRAVEL. 274 00:11:05,334 --> 00:11:07,999 UH, UM... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 275 00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:09,999 [WHISPERING] I'M TRYING TO STOP ANY MORE OF YOUR BRAIN 276 00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:12,999 FROM LEAKING OUT OF YOUR EARS. 277 00:11:12,999 --> 00:11:14,999 WHAT? 278 00:11:14,999 --> 00:11:14,999 COME ON. 279 00:11:14,999 --> 00:11:17,999 YESTERDAY, YOU SAID I SHOULD BUILD SOMETHING USEFUL. 280 00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:19,876 WELL, TIME TRAVEL IS USEFUL. 281 00:11:19,876 --> 00:11:21,999 CHARLIE, YOU'RE 14 YEARS OLD. 282 00:11:21,999 --> 00:11:23,999 YOU'RE TWO YEARS AWAY FROM YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, 283 00:11:23,999 --> 00:11:26,999 YOU STILL CALL YOUR UNDERWEAR "UNDERPANTS," 284 00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:27,999 YET I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE 285 00:11:27,999 --> 00:11:28,999 YOU CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE? 286 00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:30,999 YES! AND BASED ON MY SPECIFICATIONS, 287 00:11:30,999 --> 00:11:35,167 A PERSON CAN TRAVEL UP TO 48 HOURS INTO THE PAST. 288 00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:37,999 THAT'S WEAK. 289 00:11:37,999 --> 00:11:37,999 PARDON ME! 290 00:11:37,999 --> 00:11:42,334 HOW IS YOUR TIME TRAVEL FORMULA COMING ALONG? 291 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,999 [SIGH] 292 00:11:44,999 --> 00:11:46,999 IT'S ALL ABOUT LIGHT, RIGHT? 293 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:47,501 NOTHING MOVES FASTER. 294 00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:49,999 WELL, MY HYPOTHESIS SUGGESTS THAT YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL 295 00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:52,999 ON A BEAM OF LIGHT FROM ANY LIGHT SOURCE, 296 00:11:52,999 --> 00:11:55,709 EVEN LIGHT FROM A SLIDE PROJECTOR. 297 00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:56,334 A SLIDE PROJECTOR? 298 00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:57,999 LIKE A REGULAR SLIDE PROJECTOR? 299 00:11:57,999 --> 00:12:00,999 DID I SAY REGULAR? NO, I DIDN'T. 300 00:12:00,999 --> 00:12:01,999 WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 301 00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:03,999 IS A COMPLEX AMALGAMATION 302 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:04,999 OF ELECTRONIC COMPONENTS 303 00:12:04,999 --> 00:12:07,334 AND GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED INTERNAL COMBUSTION MECHANICS. 304 00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:09,999 WHICH YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, BY THE WAY. 305 00:12:09,999 --> 00:12:11,999 WE'LL HAVE TO FIND A HARDWARE GUY. 306 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,999 I DON'T SEE THIS AS A PROBLEM. 307 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,999 HEY, CHICKADEE, WHAT'S SHAKING? 308 00:12:15,999 --> 00:12:17,999 YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE CHARLIE. 309 00:12:17,999 --> 00:12:19,999 HE'S NERVOUS AROUND GIRLS. 310 00:12:19,999 --> 00:12:20,999 NO, I'M NOT! 311 00:12:20,999 --> 00:12:22,999 OH. IT'S COOL. I LIKE SHY BOYS. 312 00:12:22,999 --> 00:12:24,999 UH... WHAT'S IN THE BOWL? 313 00:12:24,999 --> 00:12:27,999 MERINGUE. THE ASSIGNMENT. 314 00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:30,167 HEH HEH! HERE. TAKE MINE. 315 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,999 I'LL MAKE A NEW ONE. 316 00:12:36,999 --> 00:12:38,709 DID YOU SEE THAT? 317 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:38,999 WHAT? 318 00:12:38,999 --> 00:12:42,999 SHE GAVE YOU MERINGUE. THAT'S HUGE. 319 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:46,999 I JUST NEED TO KNOW. 320 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,000 ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME WITH THIS OR NOT? 321 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,999 ARE YOU GONNA BE PART OF SOMETHING, 322 00:12:50,999 --> 00:12:51,999 MAKE HISTORY? 323 00:12:51,999 --> 00:12:53,999 OR ARE YOU GONNA SIT ON THE SIDELINES 324 00:12:53,999 --> 00:12:54,999 AND BE A PASSIVE OBSERVER? 325 00:12:54,999 --> 00:12:56,999 OK, LOOK. I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. 326 00:12:56,999 --> 00:12:57,999 I'LL HELP YOU WITH YOUR TIME MACHINE. 327 00:12:57,999 --> 00:12:59,999 I'LL EVEN HELP YOU FIND A HARDWARE GUY. 328 00:12:59,999 --> 00:13:01,999 BUT WHEN WE TRY IT OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME, 329 00:13:01,999 --> 00:13:05,999 WE'RE GONNA USE IT FOR WHATEVER I WANT TO DO. 330 00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:08,999 ALL RIGHT. 331 00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:09,999 RIGHT. 332 00:13:09,999 --> 00:13:10,334 BUT, VIRGIL, 333 00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:12,999 THIS HARDWARE PERSON WE NEED-- 334 00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:13,999 IT'S TRICKY. 335 00:13:13,999 --> 00:13:14,999 WHY? 336 00:13:14,999 --> 00:13:17,999 BECAUSE HE NOT ONLY NEEDS TO BE GIFTED MECHANICALLY, 337 00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:18,999 BUT ALSO, LET'S SAY, 338 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,999 REQUIRE A CERTAIN MORAL FLEXIBILITY-- 339 00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:23,999 YOU KNOW, LIVES ON THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY. 340 00:13:23,999 --> 00:13:26,876 WELL... WHAT ABOUT HIM? 341 00:13:26,876 --> 00:13:28,334 ZEKE? ARE YOU SERIOUS? 342 00:13:28,334 --> 00:13:30,999 LOOK AT HIM! HE'S--HE'S... 343 00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:31,999 PERFECT. 344 00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:32,999 YOU KNOW THOSE MONSTER TRUCK SHOWS 345 00:13:32,999 --> 00:13:34,999 WHERE THEY HAVE THE BIG METAL DINOSAURS 346 00:13:34,999 --> 00:13:37,999 THAT BREATHE FIRE AND DESTROY CARS. 347 00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:38,999 I'VE SEEN THE COMMERCIALS. 348 00:13:38,999 --> 00:13:41,999 YEAH. HE AND HIS DAD BUILD THOSE. 349 00:13:41,999 --> 00:13:42,999 KILLERSAURUS-- 350 00:13:42,999 --> 00:13:45,999 15,000 POUNDS OF JAW-CRUSHING FORCE! 351 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:46,999 I GET IT. 352 00:13:46,999 --> 00:13:49,334 LOOK OUT, FOLKS. IT'S CARNIVOROUS! 353 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:51,999 I GET IT! I GET IT. 354 00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:09,999 [CAT MEOWING] 355 00:14:11,999 --> 00:14:15,876 YOUR CAT IS FREAKING ME OUT. 356 00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:17,999 NO, THAT'S NOT MY CAT. 357 00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:18,167 IT'S HIS. 358 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,999 HIS NAME IS ALBERT FELINESTEIN. 359 00:14:19,999 --> 00:14:22,999 THAT'S THE DUMBEST NAME FOR A CAT I'VE EVER HEARD. 360 00:14:22,999 --> 00:14:27,000 COULDN'T--COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE, ZEKE. 361 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,999 ZEKESTER! 362 00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:29,999 SSS... 363 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:30,709 YEAH, NO. I HATE-- 364 00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:33,501 I HATE WHEN PEOPLE BEND NAMES, TOO, 365 00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:33,999 LIKE VIRGILOCITY. 366 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:37,999 I'M, LIKE, COME ON, PEOPLE, IT'S VIRGIL. 367 00:14:37,999 --> 00:14:40,501 I'M GONNA STOP TALKING NOW. 368 00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:41,999 AMY, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 369 00:14:41,999 --> 00:14:42,999 THIS IS A PRIVATE MEETING. 370 00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:43,999 OH, I'M SORRY. 371 00:14:43,999 --> 00:14:45,999 I JUST CAME DOWN TO WATCH TV, 372 00:14:45,999 --> 00:14:48,999 BUT MOM DID MENTION YOU HAD A NEW FRIEND OVER, 373 00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:51,999 A BOY. 374 00:14:51,999 --> 00:14:52,999 EW! HE'S GROSS! 375 00:14:52,999 --> 00:14:55,999 JEEZ, VIRGIL, WHY CAN'T YOU BRING HOME CUTE BOYS? 376 00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:57,709 AMY...LEAVE NOW, OR I'M TELLING MOM 377 00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,999 YOU'RE DOING MAKEOVERS ON THE HAMSTERS AGAIN. 378 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:00,501 CHILL. I'M OUT OF HERE. 379 00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:03,999 IT'S LIKE I WALKED INTO AN UGLY CONTEST. 380 00:15:06,999 --> 00:15:07,999 SHE'S A CHARMER. 381 00:15:07,999 --> 00:15:08,999 YEAH. 382 00:15:08,999 --> 00:15:10,000 OK. THIS THING? 383 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,999 RIGHT, THIS QUANTUM INTEGRATION 384 00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:15,167 INTO THE PHYSICAL PROPERTIES OF LIGHT PROJECTION? 385 00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:17,999 LOOKS LIKE IT COULD WORK. 386 00:15:20,999 --> 00:15:23,999 YEAH. MONGO READ. 387 00:15:23,999 --> 00:15:26,999 OK. SO YOU'LL HELP US CONSTRUCT IT? 388 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:27,999 WHY NOT? 389 00:15:27,999 --> 00:15:30,709 I'M ALWAYS UP FOR A CHALLENGE... 390 00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:32,999 AND FREE BEAN DIP. 391 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,999 UM... 392 00:15:35,999 --> 00:15:37,334 YOU HAVE A LITTLE... 393 00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:38,999 NO. JUST... 394 00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:41,999 SOME BEAN. 395 00:15:41,999 --> 00:15:43,876 DO THAT AGAIN, 396 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,999 AND I WELD YOU TO THE CROSS-TOWN BUS. 397 00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:02,999 SO HAVE YOU GUYS THOUGHT HOW WE'RE GONNA USE THIS THING? 398 00:16:02,999 --> 00:16:03,999 THE FIRST JOURNEY BACK THROUGH TIME 399 00:16:03,999 --> 00:16:05,999 WILL OBVIOUSLY BE A MONUMENTAL EVENT. 400 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:06,999 OUR SPECIFIC GOAL ON THAT JOURNEY 401 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,999 SHOULD BE APPROPRIATELY GRANDIOSE. 402 00:16:09,999 --> 00:16:10,999 I'VE GOT IT! 403 00:16:10,999 --> 00:16:14,999 TWO WORDS, GENTLEMEN: THE LOTTERY. 404 00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:15,167 NICE. 405 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:16,167 ABSOLUTELY NOT, VIRGIL. 406 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,999 I REFUSE TO AGREE TO THAT. 407 00:16:17,999 --> 00:16:18,999 OH, BUT YOU ALREADY DID. 408 00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:21,999 YOU SAID THAT IF I HELPED YOU BUILD THE TIME MACHINE, 409 00:16:21,999 --> 00:16:23,999 WE'D USE IT FOR WHATEVER I WANT TO DO. 410 00:16:23,999 --> 00:16:25,501 NO DO-OVERS! 411 00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:26,999 HEH HEH! 412 00:16:26,999 --> 00:16:30,334 DO YOU WANT TO TIME TRAVEL OR DON'T YOU? 413 00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:32,334 FINE. 414 00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:32,334 YES! 415 00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:32,999 HEY, YOU KNOW, 416 00:16:32,999 --> 00:16:34,999 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO JUST PLUG THIS THING 417 00:16:34,999 --> 00:16:35,999 INTO A WALL OUTLET. 418 00:16:35,999 --> 00:16:37,167 THIS IS GONNA TAKE SOME MAJOR AMPERAGE. 419 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:41,999 NOT TO MENTION PRIVACY AND A LOT OF SPACE. 420 00:16:41,999 --> 00:16:43,167 I KNOW THE PLACE! 421 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,709 IT'S PERFECT! 422 00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:46,999 IT'S COMPLETELY PERFECT! 423 00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:49,999 COME ON. COME ON! 424 00:16:49,999 --> 00:16:50,999 VICE PRINCIPAL TOLKAN, 425 00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:53,999 UH, WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT STARTING A NEW CLUB. 426 00:16:53,999 --> 00:16:53,999 NO CAN DO. 427 00:16:53,999 --> 00:16:56,999 WE ARE COMPLETELY MAXED OUT ON CLASSROOM SPACE. 428 00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:59,999 YEAH. FUTURE FONDUERS OF AMERICA WERE THE LAST ONES IN. 429 00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:02,999 IS THAT CHESTER IN THE VENDING MACHINE? 430 00:17:02,999 --> 00:17:03,876 HEY, FELLAS. 431 00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:04,167 DO ANY OF YOU HAVE 4 QUARTERS? 432 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:05,999 THIS THING'S NOT TAKING MY DOLLAR. 433 00:17:05,999 --> 00:17:07,000 AREN'T YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING? 434 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,999 LIKE WHAT? CHANGE THE WAY HIGH SCHOOL WORKS? 435 00:17:10,999 --> 00:17:11,999 [CHUCKLE] 436 00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:12,999 NO, GENTLEMEN. 437 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:13,999 EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD HAS AN ORDER. 438 00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:17,167 THERE ARE THOSE WHO STUFF OTHERS INTO VENDING MACHINES 439 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:17,999 AND, UM, 440 00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:19,999 THOSE WHO GET STUFFED INTO VENDING MACHINES. 441 00:17:19,999 --> 00:17:20,999 IT'S JUST THE WAY THE SYSTEM WORKS. 442 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:24,999 IT'S ACTUALLY IN THE VICE PRINCIPAL'S HANDBOOK. 443 00:17:24,999 --> 00:17:27,000 UH, ANYWAY... ABOUT OUR CLUB. 444 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:27,999 UH, WE WERE-- 445 00:17:27,999 --> 00:17:29,999 ROOM 77! WE WANT ROOM 77. 446 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:32,334 IMPOSSIBLE. IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 447 00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,999 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 448 00:17:34,999 --> 00:17:36,000 OH! LIKE THIS. 449 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,999 [GRUNTING] 450 00:17:39,999 --> 00:17:40,167 [SIGH] 451 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:45,999 PERHAPS WE CAN CONVINCE YOU TO RECONSIDER. 452 00:17:50,999 --> 00:17:51,999 HUH. 453 00:17:51,999 --> 00:17:53,334 EH... 454 00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:54,999 HMM. 455 00:17:54,999 --> 00:17:55,999 DONE. 456 00:17:55,999 --> 00:17:59,501 HEH! 457 00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:00,999 ALL RIGHT, SCOOCH OVER TO YOUR LEFT. 458 00:18:00,999 --> 00:18:03,999 I'M GOING AFTER THE PRETZEL NUBS. 459 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Charlie: THE NORTH WING OF THE OLD BUILDING WAS KNOCKED DOWN 460 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,334 TO MAKE SPACE FOR THE FOOTBALL FIELD, 461 00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:11,501 WHICH WE'RE UNDERNEATH NOW. 462 00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:14,709 ROOM 77 WAS ACTUALLY BUILT TO BE THE SCHOOL'S FALLOUT SHELTER 463 00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:16,999 BACK IN THE 1950s. 464 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,999 I THINK IT'S RIGHT THROUGH HERE. 465 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:50,999 SOMEONE CALL "EXTREME CLASSROOM MAKEOVER." 466 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,999 THIS--THIS IS A DISASTER! 467 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,999 GOT GREAT BONES, THOUGH. 468 00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:07,999 Aly and A.J.: ♪ LIFE IS GOOD, I CAN'T COMPLAIN ♪ 469 00:19:07,999 --> 00:19:12,999 ♪ I MEAN, I COULD, BUT NO ONE'S LISTENING ♪ 470 00:19:12,999 --> 00:19:15,999 ♪ YOUR IMAGE OVERWHELMS MY BRAIN ♪ 471 00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:17,999 ♪ AND IT FEELS GOOD ♪ 472 00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:20,999 ♪ GOOD, GOOD ♪ 473 00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:23,999 ♪ NOW I'M ROLLING MY WINDOW DOWN ♪ 474 00:19:23,999 --> 00:19:27,999 ♪ I LOVE THE WIND, BUT I HATE THE SOUND ♪ 475 00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:31,999 ♪ YOU'RE LIKE A TATTOO THAT I CAN'T REMOVE ♪ 476 00:19:31,999 --> 00:19:33,709 ♪ AND IT FEELS GOOD ♪ 477 00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:36,999 ♪ IT FEELS GOOD, IT FEELS GOOD ♪ 478 00:19:36,999 --> 00:19:39,000 ♪ LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE ♪ 479 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,334 ♪ HOLDING ON, WHITE KNUCKLES, LIKE ♪ 480 00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:43,167 ♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪ 481 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,167 ♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪ 482 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,999 ♪ UP AND DOWN AND SIDE TO SIDE ♪ 483 00:19:46,999 --> 00:19:48,999 ♪ EVERY INCH OF ME IS LIKE ♪ 484 00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:51,167 ♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪ 485 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:51,999 ♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪ 486 00:19:51,999 --> 00:19:53,167 ♪ I'M HOLDING ON ♪ 487 00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:54,999 ♪ LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE ♪ 488 00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:56,999 ♪ LIKE I'M RUNNING A RED LIGHT ♪ 489 00:19:56,999 --> 00:19:58,999 ♪ LIKE A ROCKET SHIP IN FLIGHT ♪ 490 00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:00,999 ♪ THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE ♪ 491 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:05,999 ♪ WHOO! ♪ 492 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,999 ♪ LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE ♪ 493 00:20:10,999 --> 00:20:12,999 ♪ HOLDING ON, WHITE KNUCKLES, LIKE ♪ 494 00:20:12,999 --> 00:20:14,999 ♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪ 495 00:20:14,999 --> 00:20:16,999 ♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪ 496 00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:18,999 ♪ UP AND DOWN AND SIDE TO SIDE ♪ 497 00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:20,999 ♪ EVERY INCH OF ME IS LIKE ♪ 498 00:20:20,999 --> 00:20:23,999 ♪ WHOO! ♪ 499 00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:26,999 ♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪ 500 00:20:30,999 --> 00:20:31,999 OK! 501 00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:33,999 THIS IS IT! 502 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:34,999 WHOA. 503 00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:37,999 ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, 504 00:20:37,999 --> 00:20:40,999 BUT ONE VERY LARGE... 505 00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:41,999 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 506 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:42,999 ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN... 507 00:20:42,999 --> 00:20:45,709 DUDE, JUST TURN IT ON! 508 00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,334 [BEEPING AND WHIRRING] 509 00:21:04,999 --> 00:21:07,999 GOOD GRAVY! 510 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,999 SCRATCH! 511 00:21:14,999 --> 00:21:17,999 IT'S SCORCH! 512 00:21:17,999 --> 00:21:18,999 RIGHT. 513 00:21:18,999 --> 00:21:19,999 SO... 514 00:21:19,999 --> 00:21:21,000 WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? 515 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,999 BE THE WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER. 516 00:21:23,999 --> 00:21:26,000 I JUST ATE A MEATBALL SANDWICH. 517 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,999 I MIGHT GET CRAMPS. 518 00:21:27,999 --> 00:21:29,999 YEAH, AND, UH... 519 00:21:29,999 --> 00:21:32,999 THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SHIRT. 520 00:21:32,999 --> 00:21:34,999 [MEOW] 521 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,999 GET THE GOGGLES. 522 00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:46,167 [CHARLIE MUTTERING] 523 00:21:47,999 --> 00:21:49,334 YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. 524 00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:51,999 NO BITING. NO BITING. 525 00:21:51,999 --> 00:21:53,999 OK. 526 00:21:53,999 --> 00:21:55,999 [SCREECHING] 527 00:21:59,876 --> 00:22:01,999 WHERE'S ALBERT FELINESTEIN? 528 00:22:01,999 --> 00:22:03,999 DID YOU... 529 00:22:05,999 --> 00:22:07,000 HELLO! 530 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,999 VORTEX! HE COULD DIE! 531 00:22:08,999 --> 00:22:10,999 YOU WERE OK WITH ME GOING IN THERE. 532 00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:11,999 WHAT--WHAT-- 533 00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:12,999 WELL, I WAS GONNA-- 534 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:13,999 HANG ON. 535 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:14,999 [ROWR] 536 00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:15,999 WHOA! 537 00:22:15,999 --> 00:22:16,999 CATSICLE. 538 00:22:16,999 --> 00:22:18,999 VIRGIL! TIME TRAVEL'S UNPREDICTABLE! 539 00:22:18,999 --> 00:22:20,334 THE TEMPERATURES CAN BE HIGHLY VARIABLE! 540 00:22:20,334 --> 00:22:21,999 THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME-- 541 00:22:21,999 --> 00:22:22,334 GUYS? 542 00:22:22,334 --> 00:22:24,999 TAKE A LOOK AT THE WATCH. 543 00:22:26,501 --> 00:22:28,999 8:43! 544 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,999 8:44! 545 00:22:30,999 --> 00:22:32,999 EXACT ONE-MINUTE DIFFERENTIAL! 546 00:22:32,999 --> 00:22:33,876 THAT MEANS... 547 00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:36,999 YOUR CAT IS THE FIRST TIME TRAVELER IN HISTORY. 548 00:22:36,999 --> 00:22:38,999 WE DID IT! 549 00:22:38,999 --> 00:22:42,334 [YELLING] 550 00:22:42,999 --> 00:22:45,876 [BEEPING] 551 00:22:59,999 --> 00:23:01,999 [SIGH] 552 00:23:02,999 --> 00:23:04,999 HUH. 553 00:23:04,999 --> 00:23:06,501 THAT'S BIZARRE. 554 00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:08,334 I GOT A READING FROM THE SUMMERTON SENSOR 555 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:09,999 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH OFF THE CHARTS, 556 00:23:09,999 --> 00:23:10,999 BUT WE GOT NOTHING AROUND IT. 557 00:23:10,999 --> 00:23:14,999 HMM. YOU THINK THEY GOT ANYTHING ON THAT UPSTAIRS? 558 00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:15,999 THEY WOULD HAVE CALLED US ALREADY. 559 00:23:15,999 --> 00:23:18,876 IT'S PROBABLY JUST ANOTHER COMPUTER GLITCH. 560 00:23:18,876 --> 00:23:21,999 YOU KNOW THEY GIVE US BASEMENT DWELLERS THE LAME-O EQUIPMENT. 561 00:23:21,999 --> 00:23:24,167 PLUS ALL THE GOOD SNACKS ARE UPSTAIRS. 562 00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:26,999 [GARBLED] I MEAN, SERIOUSLY... 563 00:23:26,999 --> 00:23:29,999 TRY ONE OF THESE. THEY'RE STALE. 564 00:23:29,999 --> 00:23:31,999 [SNIFF] 565 00:23:34,999 --> 00:23:35,000 Derek: COME ON, STEPH. 566 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,999 I MEAN, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE ME? 567 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,999 SHE'S JUST TEACHING ME FRENCH. 568 00:23:38,999 --> 00:23:42,999 HMM. SO JOCELYN LEE IS TUTORING YOU IN FRENCH 569 00:23:42,999 --> 00:23:44,501 AND THAT'S ALL? 570 00:23:44,501 --> 00:23:46,999 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 571 00:23:47,999 --> 00:23:48,999 SEE? THAT'S WHY I NEED HER HELP. 572 00:23:48,999 --> 00:23:50,999 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 573 00:23:50,999 --> 00:23:51,999 I SAID, 574 00:23:51,999 --> 00:23:54,999 "MY BOYFRIEND IS A LYING CHEESEBRAIN." 575 00:23:54,999 --> 00:23:55,709 COME ON, STEPH. 576 00:23:55,709 --> 00:23:58,999 I MEAN, JOCELYN'S HOT, BUT SHE'S A TOTAL BOTTOM FEEDER. 577 00:23:58,999 --> 00:24:01,999 I WOULD NEVER GO THERE. 578 00:24:01,999 --> 00:24:02,999 I KNOW. 579 00:24:02,999 --> 00:24:04,999 I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OK? 580 00:24:04,999 --> 00:24:06,876 OK. 581 00:24:11,999 --> 00:24:13,999 OH. HEY, STEPH. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 582 00:24:13,999 --> 00:24:14,999 OH, HEY. ARE YOU STUDYING? 583 00:24:14,999 --> 00:24:17,999 YEAH. I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR A PENCIL SHARPENER. 584 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,999 OH. I HAVE ONE. 585 00:24:20,999 --> 00:24:22,999 DO YOU HAVE A PENCIL? 586 00:24:22,999 --> 00:24:24,999 SAME OLD VIRG. NEVER CHANGES. 587 00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:27,999 WELL, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED MUCH, EITHER. 588 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:28,999 DOES YOUR HAIR STILL FRIZZ UP 589 00:24:28,999 --> 00:24:29,999 WHEN YOU RUN THROUGH THE SPRINKLERS? 590 00:24:29,999 --> 00:24:31,999 OH, TOTALLY. THIS MORNING BEFORE SCHOOL, 591 00:24:31,999 --> 00:24:32,999 I SET UP THE WIGGLY WORM IN THE FRONT LAWN. 592 00:24:32,999 --> 00:24:34,999 I LOVE THE WIGGLY WORM! 593 00:24:34,999 --> 00:24:36,334 YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME I ALMOST DROWNED? 594 00:24:36,334 --> 00:24:37,999 BECAUSE DEREK SHOVED THE NOZZLE UP YOUR NOSE? 595 00:24:37,999 --> 00:24:39,999 YEAH! THEN HE TRIED TO RUN AWAY, 596 00:24:39,999 --> 00:24:41,999 AND HE CRACKED HIS HEAD ON THE TELEPHONE POLE. 597 00:24:41,999 --> 00:24:44,999 SHH! 598 00:24:41,999 --> 00:24:44,999 SHH! 599 00:24:41,999 --> 00:24:44,999 SHH! 600 00:24:49,999 --> 00:24:50,999 I MISS US. 601 00:24:50,999 --> 00:24:52,999 TRES AMIGOS. 602 00:24:52,999 --> 00:24:53,999 YEAH. 603 00:24:53,999 --> 00:24:58,000 YOU KNOW, DEREK REALLY DID TRY TO STOP THOSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS, 604 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,999 BUT YOU KNOW HOW SENIORS ARE. 605 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,999 ANYWAY, I KNOW HE FEELS REALLY BAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY. 606 00:25:03,999 --> 00:25:06,999 YOU KNOW, THEY SAY THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T LET GO OF THE PAST 607 00:25:06,999 --> 00:25:08,999 DIE FASTER... 608 00:25:08,999 --> 00:25:11,999 AND GET MORE ACNE. 609 00:25:16,876 --> 00:25:17,999 SWEATING LIKE 5 HOGS. 610 00:25:17,999 --> 00:25:19,999 DUE TO THE VARYING IRREGULARITIES IN TEMPERATURE, 611 00:25:19,999 --> 00:25:20,999 I THOUGHT WE SHOULD BE PREPARED! 612 00:25:20,999 --> 00:25:23,999 OK. GOT THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS RIGHT HERE. 613 00:25:23,999 --> 00:25:27,999 OK. IN ORDER TO GUARANTEE THAT THE VORTEX MAINTAINS STABILITY LONG ENOUGH 614 00:25:27,999 --> 00:25:28,999 FOR US TO RETURN SAFELY, 615 00:25:28,999 --> 00:25:30,999 WE'RE ONLY GONNA HAVE 10 MINUTES ON THE OTHER SIDE. 616 00:25:30,999 --> 00:25:34,999 OTHERWISE, WE RUN THE RISK OF EXPLODING. 617 00:25:34,999 --> 00:25:35,999 UH... 618 00:25:35,999 --> 00:25:37,999 THAT'S FUNNY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID "EXPLODING." 619 00:25:37,999 --> 00:25:38,999 I DID. 620 00:25:38,999 --> 00:25:41,999 ACTIVATING GRID. 621 00:25:43,999 --> 00:25:46,999 UM...WHAT'S WITH THE GRAPPLING HOOK? 622 00:25:46,999 --> 00:25:48,999 YOU MAKING FUN OF THE HOOK? 623 00:25:48,999 --> 00:25:50,999 WHAT? NO. NO, NO, NO. 624 00:25:50,999 --> 00:25:52,999 I LOVE--LOVE THE HOOK. 625 00:25:52,999 --> 00:25:54,999 OK. 626 00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:03,999 NEXT STOP, FUNKYTOWN. 627 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:08,999 [YELLING] 628 00:26:14,999 --> 00:26:18,999 I JUST REMEMBERED, I FORGOT TO TRIPLE-CHECK THE--THE... 629 00:26:18,999 --> 00:26:20,999 YAH! OW! OH. OH. 630 00:26:20,999 --> 00:26:23,334 [YELLING] 631 00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:41,167 [YELLING] 632 00:26:53,999 --> 00:26:57,709 WE GOT TO WORK ON OUR LANDINGS. 633 00:26:57,999 --> 00:26:59,999 IT'S 1:27 YESTERDAY. 634 00:26:59,999 --> 00:26:59,999 WE DID IT! 635 00:26:59,999 --> 00:27:03,999 OH, YES, WE DID IT! WE'RE--WE'RE TIME TRAVELERS! 636 00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:04,999 ♪ WE'RE TIME TRAVELERS ♪ 637 00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:06,167 ♪ WE'RE TIME TRAVELERS ♪ 638 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,999 ♪ WE'RE TIME, WE'RE TIME, WE'RE TIME, WE'RE TIME ♪ 639 00:27:08,999 --> 00:27:10,876 ♪ WE'RE TIME TRAVELERS ♪ 640 00:27:10,876 --> 00:27:12,999 ♪ WE'RE TIME TRAVELERS... ♪ 641 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:13,999 IS HE OK? 642 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,999 ♪ WE'RE TIME TRAVELERS ♪ 643 00:27:15,999 --> 00:27:17,501 HE REALLY LOVES SCIENCE. 644 00:27:17,501 --> 00:27:18,999 ♪ WE'RE TIME TRAVELERS ♪ 645 00:27:18,999 --> 00:27:22,000 ♪ WE'RE TIME TRAVELERS ♪ 646 00:27:28,999 --> 00:27:30,999 ONE LOTTERY TICKET, PLEASE. 647 00:27:30,999 --> 00:27:32,999 THESE ARE THE NUMBERS. 648 00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:34,999 WE'RE FEELING LUCKY. 649 00:27:34,999 --> 00:27:35,999 UH-HUH. 650 00:27:35,999 --> 00:27:37,334 ARE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU HAVE I.D.? 651 00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:41,167 YOU NEED TO BE 18 TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET. 652 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:50,999 HI. WE NEED TO ASK YOU A FAVOR. 653 00:27:51,999 --> 00:27:52,999 HE WANTS A TIP. 654 00:27:52,999 --> 00:27:54,999 OH. 655 00:27:54,999 --> 00:27:55,999 YEAH. OK. 656 00:27:55,999 --> 00:27:58,999 WE NEED YOU TO BUY US A LOTTERY TICKET... 657 00:27:58,999 --> 00:28:02,999 WITH... THESE NUMBERS. 658 00:28:02,999 --> 00:28:04,999 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 659 00:28:07,501 --> 00:28:08,999 TYPICAL. 660 00:28:08,999 --> 00:28:09,999 OH. 661 00:28:10,999 --> 00:28:11,999 IT'S ALL I GOT. 662 00:28:11,999 --> 00:28:13,999 OK? 663 00:28:14,999 --> 00:28:18,999 YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS, WE HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GET BACK TO SCHOOL. 664 00:28:18,999 --> 00:28:21,999 NEW PLAN: WE'LL MEET YOU HERE TOMORROW AT 12:00. 665 00:28:21,999 --> 00:28:24,999 HANG ON TO THE TICKET TILL THEN. OK? 666 00:28:24,999 --> 00:28:26,999 OK! 667 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:32,999 OK. THAT'S THE SECOND FLUCTUATION OF THE EXACT SAME MAGNITUDE 668 00:28:32,999 --> 00:28:35,999 IN THE EXACT SAME LOCATION. 669 00:28:35,999 --> 00:28:38,999 I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A TECHNICAL GLITCH. 670 00:28:38,999 --> 00:28:39,999 WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? 671 00:28:39,999 --> 00:28:41,167 YOU THINK THEY ALL OF A SUDDEN 672 00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:43,000 STARTED DRILLING FOR OIL IN SUMMERTON? 673 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,999 NOW, LET'S JUST GET BACK TO WORK, ALL RIGHT? 674 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:50,999 CAN YOU HELP ME UNKNOT THIS? 675 00:28:50,999 --> 00:28:53,999 [CROWD CHATTERING] 676 00:29:01,709 --> 00:29:03,999 Woman: AN INCREDIBLE STORY FROM SUMMERTON THIS AFTERNOON. 677 00:29:03,999 --> 00:29:06,999 THE WINNER OF THE STATE LOTTERY ANNOUNCED LAST NIGHT 678 00:29:06,999 --> 00:29:12,501 HAS TURNED OUT TO BE NONE OTHER THAN ROBOT MAN! 679 00:29:15,709 --> 00:29:17,999 TOLD YOU. 680 00:29:19,999 --> 00:29:21,999 OK. SO TOMORROW, WE GO BACK IN TIME 681 00:29:21,999 --> 00:29:23,999 AND GET A NEW LOTTERY TICKET, 682 00:29:23,999 --> 00:29:24,999 BUT THIS TIME, WE BE SURE-- 683 00:29:24,999 --> 00:29:27,999 NO, VIRGIL! IT'S WRONG. 684 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,999 IT'S CHEATING. 685 00:29:31,999 --> 00:29:35,334 RIGHT. IT IS CHEATING. 686 00:29:35,334 --> 00:29:35,999 OK, NEW PLAN: 687 00:29:35,999 --> 00:29:37,999 WE GO ON TV WITH THE MACHINE, DO AN INFOMERCIAL, 688 00:29:37,999 --> 00:29:38,999 SELL, LIKE, 8,000 OF THEM, 689 00:29:38,999 --> 00:29:40,334 AND INSTANTLY BECOME RICH 690 00:29:40,334 --> 00:29:41,999 AND HUMONGOUSLY POPULAR! 691 00:29:41,999 --> 00:29:44,876 AND THEY SAY YOU CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS. 692 00:29:44,876 --> 00:29:44,999 LISTEN TO ME! 693 00:29:44,999 --> 00:29:48,709 IF ANYONE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS TIME MACHINE, 694 00:29:48,709 --> 00:29:52,999 IT'LL BE THE END OF ME, YOU, AND ZEKE-- 695 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:53,999 THE END! 696 00:29:53,999 --> 00:29:57,999 CAN YOU BACK UP? I HAVE PERSONAL SPACE ISSUES. 697 00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:08,876 OHH, NO. 698 00:30:08,999 --> 00:30:09,999 [BELL RINGS] 699 00:30:09,999 --> 00:30:10,999 WE JUST GOT TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. 700 00:30:10,999 --> 00:30:11,999 I KNOW THERE'S AN IMPORTANT USE FOR THE MACHINE. 701 00:30:11,999 --> 00:30:15,999 WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEING RICH AND POPULAR? 702 00:30:15,999 --> 00:30:17,167 I'M KIDDING. 703 00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:18,999 I'M KIDDING! 704 00:30:18,999 --> 00:30:20,999 MOSTLY. 705 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:35,999 HEY, CHESTER, LOOKING FOR THESE? 706 00:30:35,999 --> 00:30:36,999 HEY! 707 00:30:36,999 --> 00:30:40,501 GIVE ME THOSE! 708 00:30:40,501 --> 00:30:41,999 [STUDENTS GASPING] 709 00:30:41,999 --> 00:30:43,999 [LAUGHTER] 710 00:30:45,709 --> 00:30:46,999 IF YOU'RE TRYING OUT A NEW LOOK, CHESTER, 711 00:30:46,999 --> 00:30:48,999 LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY IT'S NOT WORKING. 712 00:30:48,999 --> 00:30:53,876 THOSE KIDS STOLE MY CLOTHES. CAN YOU HELP ME GET THEM BACK? 713 00:30:53,876 --> 00:30:53,999 [SIGH] 714 00:30:53,999 --> 00:30:55,999 I'D LIKE TO-- REALLY, I WOULD-- 715 00:30:55,999 --> 00:30:58,999 BUT THAT WOULD BE ALTERING THE DELICATE SOCIAL SYSTEM 716 00:30:58,999 --> 00:31:00,000 HERE AT THE SCHOOL. 717 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,999 SO...GOOD LUCK. 718 00:31:01,999 --> 00:31:04,999 [LAUGHTER] 719 00:31:05,999 --> 00:31:09,999 VIRGIL, I JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA. 720 00:31:09,999 --> 00:31:12,999 YOU MEAN, TO USE THE TIME MACHINE... 721 00:31:12,999 --> 00:31:14,999 EXACTLY! 722 00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:17,999 HA! 723 00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:17,999 HA! 724 00:31:17,999 --> 00:31:18,876 STARCH! 725 00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:18,999 AGAIN, SCORCH. 726 00:31:18,999 --> 00:31:22,999 DID YOU EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS I E-MAILED YOU? 727 00:31:22,999 --> 00:31:24,501 I'M SORRY. 728 00:31:27,999 --> 00:31:30,999 OK. SO--SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 729 00:31:30,999 --> 00:31:32,999 YOU'RE SAYING WE BECOME, LIKE, 730 00:31:32,999 --> 00:31:36,501 SILENT HEROES TO THE UNCOOL? 731 00:31:36,501 --> 00:31:37,334 LOOK AROUND. 732 00:31:37,334 --> 00:31:39,999 WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE MERE MINUTES 733 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:42,501 CAN MAKE OR BREAK A PERSON'S ENTIRE FUTURE. 734 00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:43,876 TAKE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME FRESHMAN YEAR. 735 00:31:43,876 --> 00:31:45,999 HAD I KNOWN THAT STICKING UP FOR CHARLIE WOULD HAVE RUINED MY LIFE, 736 00:31:45,999 --> 00:31:46,999 I NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE IT. 737 00:31:46,999 --> 00:31:48,999 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL? 738 00:31:48,999 --> 00:31:51,000 THINK ABOUT ALL THE KIDS AT THIS SCHOOL... 739 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 LIKE CHESTER, LIKE US. 740 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,999 WE ALL LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR OF HUMILIATION 741 00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:58,999 BECAUSE WE HAPPEN TO BE SMALLER, LESS COORDINATED, 742 00:31:58,999 --> 00:31:59,999 WHATEVER. 743 00:31:59,999 --> 00:32:01,709 WE CAN CHANGE THAT. 744 00:32:01,709 --> 00:32:06,999 THE MINUTEMEN MUST USE THEIR POWERS FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE... 745 00:32:06,999 --> 00:32:09,999 AND THEN WE FOCUS ON GETTING RICH. 746 00:32:09,999 --> 00:32:12,999 AGAIN, I'M--I'M KIDDING. 747 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:15,999 WHO ARE THE MINUTEMEN? 748 00:32:15,999 --> 00:32:17,999 WE. US. 749 00:32:17,999 --> 00:32:21,999 THE ALL-IMPORTANT MINUTES IN TIME. 750 00:32:21,999 --> 00:32:23,709 CLEVER, RIGHT? 751 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:24,999 SORT OF. 752 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:25,999 NOT REALLY. 753 00:32:29,999 --> 00:32:30,876 FORGET IT! 754 00:32:30,876 --> 00:32:33,999 NONE OF THESE REMOTE-CONTROL HOOKUPS ARE GONNA WORK. 755 00:32:33,999 --> 00:32:33,999 THIS IS NO GOOD! 756 00:32:33,999 --> 00:32:37,876 WE HAVE TO BE ABLE TO MAKE ADJUSTMENTS WHILE WE'RE BACK IN TIME. 757 00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,999 WELL, I GUESS ONE OF US 758 00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,999 IS JUST GONNA HAVE TO HANG BACK. 759 00:32:41,999 --> 00:32:43,000 NOT IT! 760 00:32:41,999 --> 00:32:43,000 NOT IT! 761 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,999 NOT IT! OHH! 762 00:32:44,999 --> 00:32:45,999 DANG IT! 763 00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:48,999 THIS IS UNFAIR! I INVENTED THE MACHINE. 764 00:32:48,999 --> 00:32:50,000 OK. RE-DO. 765 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,501 NOT IT! 766 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,501 NOT IT! 767 00:32:51,501 --> 00:32:52,999 NOT IT! DAAA! 768 00:32:52,999 --> 00:32:54,999 DOUBLE DANG IT! 769 00:32:54,999 --> 00:32:56,999 Jeanette: NOT IT! 770 00:32:56,999 --> 00:32:58,709 THAT WAS FUN. NOT IT! 771 00:32:58,709 --> 00:33:01,709 UH...JEANETTE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 772 00:33:01,709 --> 00:33:02,999 I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A CLUB TO JOIN, 773 00:33:02,999 --> 00:33:04,999 AND I SAW YOURS ON THE VICE PRINCIPAL'S LIST. 774 00:33:04,999 --> 00:33:06,999 THE "BACK TO THE FUTURE" FAN CLUB? 775 00:33:06,999 --> 00:33:07,999 OH. RIGHT. 776 00:33:07,999 --> 00:33:09,999 I LOVE THAT MOVIE. HEH! 777 00:33:09,999 --> 00:33:11,709 EVEN THOUGH I NEVER REALLY SAW IT. 778 00:33:11,709 --> 00:33:12,999 BUT I TOTALLY LOVE THE WHOLE IDEA OF TIME TRAVEL. 779 00:33:12,999 --> 00:33:16,999 I MEAN, IT'S JUST SO... SCIENCE-FICTIONY? 780 00:33:16,999 --> 00:33:19,999 ACTUALLY, JEANETTE, YOUR TIMING IS INTERESTING. 781 00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:22,999 NO, IT ISN'T, VIRGIL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 782 00:33:22,999 --> 00:33:24,999 UH...AHEM. EXCUSE US. 783 00:33:24,999 --> 00:33:25,999 THINK ABOUT IT. 784 00:33:25,999 --> 00:33:28,999 [ALL WHISPERING] 785 00:33:28,999 --> 00:33:32,999 SHH! 786 00:33:28,999 --> 00:33:32,999 SHH! 787 00:33:34,999 --> 00:33:35,999 NO! NO! NO... 788 00:33:35,999 --> 00:33:36,999 LISTEN TO ME. 789 00:33:36,999 --> 00:33:37,999 NO! NO! NO... 790 00:33:37,999 --> 00:33:40,709 THINK ABOUT IT. 791 00:33:37,999 --> 00:33:40,709 NOOOOO! 792 00:33:40,709 --> 00:33:42,999 YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE WRONG! 793 00:33:42,999 --> 00:33:44,999 NO HITTING. OK. 794 00:33:46,999 --> 00:33:49,999 JEANETTE, HAVE A SEAT. 795 00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:02,999 OH! WHOA. 796 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,709 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, RIGHT? 797 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:05,999 SURE THING, PUFFIN. 798 00:34:05,999 --> 00:34:09,167 UM, BUT FIRST... 799 00:34:10,999 --> 00:34:14,709 WE SO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE OUTFITS. 800 00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:16,999 HMM? 801 00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:16,999 HUH? 802 00:34:19,999 --> 00:34:23,999 THERE YOU GO. THAT'S BETTER. 803 00:34:23,999 --> 00:34:24,999 WHERE DID YOU GET THESE? 804 00:34:24,999 --> 00:34:26,999 MY DAD JUST BOUGHT SKI WORLD. 805 00:34:26,999 --> 00:34:27,501 HOW LUCKY IS THAT? 806 00:34:27,501 --> 00:34:28,999 I MEAN, HAD HE STILL OWNED THE SHRIMP AND WAFFLE HUT, 807 00:34:28,999 --> 00:34:32,167 THAT WOULD BE, LIKE, NO HELP AT ALL. HEH! 808 00:34:32,167 --> 00:34:33,709 YEAH. 809 00:34:33,709 --> 00:34:35,999 Virgil: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FORM-FITTING 810 00:34:35,999 --> 00:34:37,999 THAT WOULD HIGHLIGHT THESE MASSIVE GUNS. 811 00:34:37,999 --> 00:34:39,000 BRO, YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A CHIHUAHUA. 812 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,999 YEAH, WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE A YETI IN THAT THING. 813 00:34:40,999 --> 00:34:42,999 YOU PROBABLY THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT A YETI IS. 814 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:43,999 DO YOU? 815 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:44,501 VIRGIL, GROW UP! 816 00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:45,709 ME GROW UP? HOW ABOUT YOU GROW UP? 817 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:46,999 HEY, DON'T YELL AT CHARLIE. 818 00:34:46,999 --> 00:34:47,999 I'M NOT YELLING... 819 00:34:47,999 --> 00:34:48,999 [YELLING] 820 00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:51,999 Charlie: I NEVER YELL AT PEOPLE--WHOA! 821 00:34:51,999 --> 00:34:52,999 Zeke: NO YELLINGGGGGG! 822 00:34:52,999 --> 00:34:56,999 I NEVER THOUGHT TIME TRAVEL WOULD INVOLVE SO MUCH BICKERING. 823 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,999 OH, MAN! 824 00:35:04,999 --> 00:35:06,876 OHH... 825 00:35:06,876 --> 00:35:09,999 Virgil: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, FRIEND. 826 00:35:10,999 --> 00:35:13,999 UH, IF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA PICK ON ME, 827 00:35:13,999 --> 00:35:15,000 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A NUMBER. 828 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,999 DON'T BE AFRAID. 829 00:35:15,999 --> 00:35:18,999 WE'RE HERE TO HELP. 830 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,999 OH, WHAT'S GOING ON, FELLAS? 831 00:35:30,999 --> 00:35:32,999 OH. YOU CAN KEEP THOSE. 832 00:35:32,999 --> 00:35:36,334 I GOT MYSELF SOME NEW THREADS. 833 00:35:43,999 --> 00:35:46,999 WHO WERE THOSE SNOWSUIT GUYS? 834 00:35:47,709 --> 00:35:48,999 AFTER 20 YEARS OF SERVICE, 835 00:35:48,999 --> 00:35:51,501 THE BOARD GIVES YOU EITHER A GOLD WATCH 836 00:35:51,501 --> 00:35:52,999 OR ONE OF THESE. 837 00:35:52,999 --> 00:35:54,999 MY SWEET LITTLE CASTLE. 838 00:35:54,999 --> 00:35:55,709 DON'T TOUCH IT! 839 00:35:55,709 --> 00:35:58,999 IT'S GOING IN MY OFFICE IN A BULLETPROOF GLASS CASE. 840 00:35:58,999 --> 00:36:00,999 IT'S DELICATE. 841 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,876 AARGH! 842 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:13,999 [YELLING] 843 00:36:24,167 --> 00:36:25,999 DID WE WIN? DID WE WIN? 844 00:36:25,999 --> 00:36:29,999 OH, WE WON, ALL RIGHT. WE WON BIG. 845 00:36:29,999 --> 00:36:31,999 Tolkan on P.A.: NURSE RATCHED AND COACH BOB 846 00:36:31,999 --> 00:36:32,999 HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE, 847 00:36:32,999 --> 00:36:34,999 AND THEY ASSURE ME THAT IT IS NOT CONTAGIOUS. 848 00:36:34,999 --> 00:36:38,501 ONE MORE THING BEFORE WE WRAP UP THIS MORNING'S ANNOUNCEMENTS: 849 00:36:38,501 --> 00:36:42,999 RECENTLY, A GROUP OF STUDENTS DRESSED IN SNOWSUITS 850 00:36:42,999 --> 00:36:44,000 DISRUPTED A GYM CLASS. 851 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,999 MORE IMPORTANTLY, THEY DESTROYED MY PRECIOUS DIORAMA. 852 00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:49,334 WHOEVER YOU STUDENTS ARE, 853 00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:50,999 LET ME MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR 854 00:36:50,999 --> 00:36:56,876 THAT ONCE YOU ARE IDENTIFIED, YOU WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED. 855 00:36:57,999 --> 00:36:59,999 THAT IS ALL. 856 00:36:59,999 --> 00:37:00,501 COOL! 857 00:37:00,501 --> 00:37:01,999 WE'RE OUTLAWS. 858 00:37:01,999 --> 00:37:03,000 ON THE RUN FROM JOHNNY LAW. 859 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,999 NAUGHTINESS! 860 00:37:06,999 --> 00:37:08,876 THAT'S, UH-- THAT'S WHAT MY MOM CALLS ME 861 00:37:08,876 --> 00:37:10,999 WHEN I FORGET TO FLOSS. 862 00:37:10,999 --> 00:37:12,999 DUDE. 863 00:37:23,999 --> 00:37:23,999 PERFECT... 864 00:37:23,999 --> 00:37:28,999 EXCEPT I THINK THAT'S A DANGLING PARTICIPLE. 865 00:37:28,999 --> 00:37:31,999 HATE IT WHEN THOSE THINGS DANGLE. 866 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:33,999 PICK IT UP IN 5 MINUTES. 867 00:37:33,999 --> 00:37:35,999 UH...OK? 868 00:37:35,999 --> 00:37:39,999 I'M TOTALLY TIRED, AND I NEED TO SIT DOWN. 869 00:37:39,999 --> 00:37:40,999 YOU THINK MAYBE 870 00:37:40,999 --> 00:37:42,999 YOU COULD JUST BRING THE FOOD TO OUR TABLE? 871 00:37:42,999 --> 00:37:45,334 YOU KNOW, BEND THE RULES 872 00:37:45,334 --> 00:37:46,999 JUST A LITTLE BIT, 873 00:37:46,999 --> 00:37:52,334 EUGENE...VON...GOZERBERG? 874 00:37:52,334 --> 00:37:54,999 UH...YOU BET. 875 00:37:54,999 --> 00:37:56,999 GREAT. 876 00:38:01,999 --> 00:38:03,999 SO, DO YOU THINK YOU GET IT? 877 00:38:03,999 --> 00:38:06,000 YEAH. 878 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,999 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 879 00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:17,501 H-HERE YOU G-GO. 880 00:38:17,501 --> 00:38:18,999 UNH! 881 00:38:18,999 --> 00:38:21,999 [LAUGHTER] 882 00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:23,999 NICE ONE, DORK. 883 00:38:24,999 --> 00:38:27,876 WAY TO GO, EUGENE. 884 00:38:36,999 --> 00:38:40,999 EUGENE...VON...GOZERBERG? 885 00:38:40,999 --> 00:38:43,999 UH...YOU BET. 886 00:38:43,999 --> 00:38:45,000 GREAT. 887 00:38:55,999 --> 00:38:57,999 H-HERE YOU... 888 00:38:57,999 --> 00:38:59,000 G-GO. 889 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,999 UNH! 890 00:39:01,999 --> 00:39:04,334 AAH! 891 00:39:01,999 --> 00:39:04,334 AAH! 892 00:39:04,334 --> 00:39:06,999 [LAUGHTER] 893 00:39:06,999 --> 00:39:09,000 ALL RIGHT! THE SNOWSUIT GUYS! 894 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,999 WAY TO GO, SNOW GUYS! 895 00:39:13,999 --> 00:39:15,999 WAY TO GO, EUGENE. 896 00:39:17,999 --> 00:39:20,999 WHOA. DEJA VU. 897 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,999 THE JIG IS UP, SKI CLUB, 898 00:39:31,999 --> 00:39:34,999 OR SHOULD I SAY... SNOWSUIT GUYS? 899 00:39:34,999 --> 00:39:38,167 Corbin Bleu: ♪ LOOKING BACK, PUSHING WITH THE REWIND ♪ 900 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:42,999 ♪ CHANGING EVERY WRONG OR RIGHT THAT YOU SEE ♪ 901 00:39:42,999 --> 00:39:45,999 ♪ IF YOU COULD, DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU WOULD ♪ 902 00:39:45,999 --> 00:39:49,999 ♪ MAKE YOU WORLD JUST LIKE YOU WANT IT TO BE? ♪ 903 00:39:49,999 --> 00:39:50,999 ♪ NOW, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE ♪ 904 00:39:50,999 --> 00:39:52,999 ♪ THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAY ♪ 905 00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:56,999 ♪ GOT TO STAY IN THE GAME, GO THE DISTANCE ♪ 906 00:39:56,999 --> 00:39:58,999 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU LIVE AND YOU LEARN ♪ 907 00:39:58,999 --> 00:40:00,501 ♪ THAT IT TAKES A LOT OF WORK ♪ 908 00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:04,999 ♪ BUT YOU WIN IN THE END WITH PERSISTENCE ♪ 909 00:40:04,999 --> 00:40:06,999 ♪ MIX IT UP, GET IT RIGHT ♪ 910 00:40:06,999 --> 00:40:08,999 ♪ GO FOR ANOTHER TRY ♪ 911 00:40:08,999 --> 00:40:11,999 ♪ STILL RUN IT BACK AGAIN ♪ 912 00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:14,000 ♪ REPLAY, HIT REWIND ♪ 913 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,999 ♪ THIS TIME YOU'LL DO IT RIGHT ♪ 914 00:40:15,999 --> 00:40:17,999 ♪ YOU RUN IT BACK AGAIN ♪ 915 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,501 ♪ RUN IT BACK AGAIN ♪ 916 00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:22,999 ♪ ON YOUR MARK, GET SET ♪ 917 00:40:22,999 --> 00:40:23,999 ♪ LET'S GO ♪ 918 00:40:23,999 --> 00:40:27,876 ♪ AW, YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN IF YOU WANT IT TO ♪ 919 00:40:27,876 --> 00:40:29,999 ♪ TICK, TOCK, TIME TO ROCK ♪ 920 00:40:29,999 --> 00:40:30,999 ♪ YOU KNOW ♪ 921 00:40:30,999 --> 00:40:35,999 ♪ THE FUTURE'S UP TO YOU ♪ 922 00:40:38,999 --> 00:40:40,999 ♪ ONE MORE TIME NOW ♪ 923 00:40:40,999 --> 00:40:42,999 ♪ MIX IT UP, GET IT RIGHT ♪ 924 00:40:42,999 --> 00:40:44,999 ♪ GO FOR ANOTHER TRY ♪ 925 00:40:44,999 --> 00:40:48,501 ♪ STILL RUN IT BACK AGAIN ♪ 926 00:40:48,501 --> 00:40:49,999 ♪ REPLAY, HIT REWIND ♪ 927 00:40:49,999 --> 00:40:51,999 ♪ THIS TIME YOU'LL DO IT RIGHT ♪ 928 00:40:51,999 --> 00:40:53,999 ♪ YOU RUN IT BACK AGAIN ♪ 929 00:40:53,999 --> 00:40:57,334 ♪ RUN IT BACK AGAIN ♪ 930 00:40:57,334 --> 00:40:59,999 YEAH, I PARTY WITH THEM ALL THE TIME. 931 00:40:59,999 --> 00:40:59,999 COOL. 932 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:02,334 AND WHO'S THIS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, EUGENE? 933 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:04,167 OH. HEY, VIRGIL. 934 00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:05,999 YEAH, IT'S NOBODY YOU KNOW. 935 00:41:05,999 --> 00:41:08,000 I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THE SNOWSUIT GUYS. 936 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,999 OH! YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THEM. 937 00:41:09,999 --> 00:41:11,999 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TOTAL HEROES. 938 00:41:11,999 --> 00:41:13,999 OH, AND I HEAR THE MEDIUM-HEIGHT GUY IS, LIKE, 939 00:41:13,999 --> 00:41:18,999 EXTREMELY HILARIOUS AND DEVASTATINGLY HAND...SOME. 940 00:41:18,999 --> 00:41:20,999 AND THEY'RE CALLED THE MINUTEMEN, 941 00:41:20,999 --> 00:41:24,334 NOT THE SNOWSUIT GUYS. 942 00:41:25,999 --> 00:41:28,999 ALL I KNOW IS EUGENE'S COPPED AN ATTITUDE. 943 00:41:28,999 --> 00:41:30,999 YOU WANT AN ATTITUDE, CHECK OUT CHESTER. 944 00:41:30,999 --> 00:41:33,876 AM I A TRENDSETTER? YOU TELL ME, AMIGO. 945 00:41:33,876 --> 00:41:36,709 I MEAN, WHO ELSE ARE THESE KIDS SUPPOSED TO LOOK UP TO 946 00:41:36,709 --> 00:41:37,999 TO SET TRENDS, 947 00:41:37,999 --> 00:41:39,999 THOSE DOORKNOBS? 948 00:41:39,999 --> 00:41:40,999 [LAUGHING] 949 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,501 VIRGIL? VIRGIL? VIRGIL. 950 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:44,334 I ALMOST CALLED YOU LAST NIGHT, 951 00:41:44,334 --> 00:41:46,999 BUT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IN PERSON. 952 00:41:46,999 --> 00:41:47,999 WHAT--WHAT'S GOING ON? 953 00:41:47,999 --> 00:41:51,999 I GOT ACCEPTED AT U.C. BELMONT! 954 00:41:51,999 --> 00:41:52,999 GET OUT! 955 00:41:52,999 --> 00:41:54,999 BUT...IT'S NOT A DONE DEAL YET. 956 00:41:54,999 --> 00:41:55,999 I APPLIED FOR A CHEERLEADING SCHOLARSHIP, 957 00:41:55,999 --> 00:41:57,000 AND THEY'RE SENDING A SCOUT OVER THIS WEEK, 958 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,999 WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO WORK EXTRA HARD ON MY PYRAMID DISMOUNT. 959 00:41:59,999 --> 00:42:02,709 THAT'S SO COOL. I'M SO PSYCHED FOR YOU! 960 00:42:02,709 --> 00:42:03,999 YOU LOVE THAT SCHOOL! 961 00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:04,999 I KNOW. 962 00:42:04,999 --> 00:42:05,999 Derek: STEPH! 963 00:42:05,999 --> 00:42:06,999 OH. DEREK. 964 00:42:06,999 --> 00:42:06,999 AH. 965 00:42:06,999 --> 00:42:08,334 I GOT TO GO TELL HIM ABOUT THE SCHOLARSHIP. 966 00:42:08,334 --> 00:42:12,999 SO...I'LL SEE YOU LATER, VIRG. BYE. 967 00:42:16,999 --> 00:42:18,999 CHARLIE, WHAT'S WRONG? 968 00:42:18,999 --> 00:42:20,999 OK. WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU 969 00:42:20,999 --> 00:42:24,999 ABOUT THE TIME TRAVEL FORMULA. 970 00:42:24,999 --> 00:42:25,999 AS YOU REMEMBER, 971 00:42:25,999 --> 00:42:26,999 THERE WAS ONE LAST PIECE OF THE EQUATION 972 00:42:26,999 --> 00:42:28,999 THAT EVADED MY MIND FOR SEVERAL YEARS 973 00:42:28,999 --> 00:42:29,999 UNTIL I FINALLY FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR 974 00:42:29,999 --> 00:42:34,999 DOING AN EXTENSIVE AROUND-THE-CLOCK INTERNET DOWNLOADING PROCEDURE. 975 00:42:34,999 --> 00:42:35,999 HE WAS HACKING. 976 00:42:35,999 --> 00:42:37,999 IT GETS WORSE. 977 00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:40,167 I STOLE IT FROM NASA. 978 00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:42,999 YOU ROBBED NASA? 979 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:44,999 UNH! 980 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:47,999 [WHISPERING] ALL RIGHT. IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS. 981 00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:48,999 YES, IT IS. IT'S WORSE THAN IT SOUNDS. 982 00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:51,999 THE FILES WERE FROM THE 1960s. THEY WERE DEFUNCT. 983 00:42:51,999 --> 00:42:54,999 NO ONE HAS TOUCHED THEM FOR DECADES. 984 00:42:54,999 --> 00:42:55,999 THIS IS BAD, REAL BAD. 985 00:42:55,999 --> 00:42:56,999 WE COULD GO TO PRISON! 986 00:42:56,999 --> 00:42:57,999 OH, JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, 987 00:42:57,999 --> 00:42:59,999 IF WE DO GO TO PRISON AND WE SHARE THE SAME CELL, 988 00:42:59,999 --> 00:43:01,334 I SNORE LIKE A CHAINSAW. 989 00:43:01,334 --> 00:43:01,999 THAT'S GREAT! 990 00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:02,999 THIS WON'T BE A PROBLEM, OK? 991 00:43:02,999 --> 00:43:08,999 AS LONG AS WE JUST DON'T USE THE MACHINE FOR A WHILE AND LAY LOW. 992 00:43:15,999 --> 00:43:19,999 MMM. DROPPED A GRAPE. 993 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:25,999 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 994 00:43:39,999 --> 00:43:40,000 FORGET IT, VIRGIL. 995 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,167 IT'S TERRIBLE THAT STEPHANIE FELL OFF THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID, 996 00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:44,999 BUT FORGET IT! 997 00:43:44,999 --> 00:43:48,999 I MEAN, WE ALL SAID THAT WE WERE BEING WATCHED, RIGHT? 998 00:43:48,999 --> 00:43:49,999 THE HEAT IS ON! 999 00:43:49,999 --> 00:43:51,999 LOOK, CHARLIE, IF WE DON'T HELP STEPHANIE, 1000 00:43:51,999 --> 00:43:53,999 SHE COULD LOSE OUT ON HER SCHOLARSHIP. 1001 00:43:53,999 --> 00:43:54,876 WE HAVE TO GO BACK. 1002 00:43:54,876 --> 00:43:56,999 YOU JUST WANT TO BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BIG, CREEPY CRUSH ON HER. 1003 00:43:56,999 --> 00:43:58,876 OH! CREEPY CRUSH? I VOTE YES. 1004 00:43:58,876 --> 00:43:59,999 CHARLIE, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. 1005 00:43:59,999 --> 00:44:01,999 THE FILES YOU HACKED INTO WERE DEFUNCT. 1006 00:44:01,999 --> 00:44:03,999 I BET NOBODY EVEN KNOWS THEY'RE MISSING. 1007 00:44:03,999 --> 00:44:05,999 NEED I REMIND YOU, 1008 00:44:05,999 --> 00:44:07,999 WE ARE THE MINUTEMEN... 1009 00:44:07,999 --> 00:44:09,999 NOT THE WEENIEMEN. 1010 00:44:16,999 --> 00:44:19,999 DON'T BE LATE FOR DINNER. 1011 00:44:19,999 --> 00:44:22,999 [YELLING] 1012 00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:31,999 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1013 00:44:39,999 --> 00:44:41,709 OK. WE NEED A PLAN OF ACTION. 1014 00:44:41,709 --> 00:44:42,999 WE NEED TO BE EXTREMELY DISCREET. 1015 00:44:42,999 --> 00:44:44,999 AT THE SAME TIME, BOLD AND DECISIVE. 1016 00:44:44,999 --> 00:44:46,999 ZEKE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1017 00:44:46,999 --> 00:44:47,999 HURRY UP. 1018 00:44:47,999 --> 00:44:49,999 ZEKE? 1019 00:44:47,999 --> 00:44:49,999 WHERE DID HE GO? 1020 00:44:50,876 --> 00:44:53,999 WELL, AT LEAST WE GOT THE "BOLD AND DECISIVE" PART. 1021 00:44:58,501 --> 00:45:00,999 GO! GO! 1022 00:45:04,999 --> 00:45:06,999 COME BACK HERE! 1023 00:45:11,999 --> 00:45:12,999 [CRASH] 1024 00:45:12,999 --> 00:45:14,999 AAH! 1025 00:45:15,999 --> 00:45:18,334 SNOWSUIT GUYS. 1026 00:45:21,999 --> 00:45:22,999 Girl: AND UP! 1027 00:45:22,999 --> 00:45:23,999 WHAT'S UP, GENE? 1028 00:45:23,999 --> 00:45:27,999 HEY, DUDES, MIND IF I HACK IN? 1029 00:45:29,999 --> 00:45:32,999 STOP! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 1030 00:45:32,999 --> 00:45:33,999 LET'S GO, RAMS! 1031 00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:36,999 WHOO! 1032 00:45:36,999 --> 00:45:38,167 OH! 1033 00:45:36,999 --> 00:45:38,167 OOH! 1034 00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:39,999 OH...OH...OH... 1035 00:45:39,999 --> 00:45:41,999 [SCREAMING] 1036 00:45:44,999 --> 00:45:47,999 Girl: GOOD CATCH, SNOWSUIT GUY! 1037 00:45:47,999 --> 00:45:49,709 WOW. 1038 00:45:49,709 --> 00:45:51,999 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, 1039 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,999 BUT YOU'RE AMAZING. 1040 00:45:53,999 --> 00:45:55,999 GET OUT. 1041 00:45:57,999 --> 00:46:00,709 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1042 00:46:04,999 --> 00:46:05,999 GET--AAH! 1043 00:46:05,999 --> 00:46:07,709 UNH! 1044 00:46:09,999 --> 00:46:10,999 ERR! 1045 00:46:10,999 --> 00:46:11,999 ALL RIGHT! 1046 00:46:11,999 --> 00:46:13,709 WAY TO GO, SNOWSUIT GUYS! 1047 00:46:13,709 --> 00:46:16,000 AND WE'RE CALLED THE MINUTEMEN! 1048 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,999 YEEHA! 1049 00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:25,999 HEY. LOOK AT CHESTER. 1050 00:46:25,999 --> 00:46:27,501 LOOKING GOOD, CHESTER. 1051 00:46:27,501 --> 00:46:28,999 ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, 1052 00:46:28,999 --> 00:46:30,999 YOU GUYS ARE IN MY WAY. 1053 00:46:30,999 --> 00:46:31,999 LEAVE US ALONE, CHESTER. 1054 00:46:31,999 --> 00:46:35,999 QUITE FRANKLY, I'M NOT FOND OF YOUR HAT. 1055 00:46:35,999 --> 00:46:37,999 EXCUSE ME. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 1056 00:46:37,999 --> 00:46:39,999 CHESTER AND HIS FRIENDS KEEP HARASSING US. 1057 00:46:39,999 --> 00:46:40,999 SHUT UP, DIRTBALL! 1058 00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:42,999 ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY JUST SETTLE DOWN. 1059 00:46:42,999 --> 00:46:46,999 CHESTER, LAST I REMEMBER, YOU WERE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD CHAIN, 1060 00:46:46,999 --> 00:46:49,999 AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE STUDENTS LEAP-FROGGING 1061 00:46:49,999 --> 00:46:50,999 TO A HIGHER SOCIAL STATUS, 1062 00:46:50,999 --> 00:46:53,999 SO YOU COME WITH ME. 1063 00:46:56,999 --> 00:46:57,999 "RAM'S HORN"? 1064 00:46:57,999 --> 00:47:00,999 THANKS. 1065 00:46:57,999 --> 00:47:00,999 SURE. 1066 00:47:00,999 --> 00:47:02,999 "ROBOT MAN SUES OLD LADY"? 1067 00:47:02,999 --> 00:47:03,334 VIRGIL, THIS IS BAD. 1068 00:47:03,334 --> 00:47:06,999 WE'RE CHANGING THE OUTCOME OF THINGS WE NEVER PLANNED ON. 1069 00:47:06,999 --> 00:47:08,999 OUR JUMPS ARE CAUSING A CHAIN REACTION. 1070 00:47:08,999 --> 00:47:09,999 HOW SO? 1071 00:47:09,999 --> 00:47:10,999 CHESTER GETTING IN TROUBLE? 1072 00:47:10,999 --> 00:47:11,999 THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. 1073 00:47:11,999 --> 00:47:14,999 ROBOT MEN SUING OLD LADIES! 1074 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:18,999 DAW! THAT'S A WORLD GONE MAD! 1075 00:47:18,999 --> 00:47:20,999 MAD, I TELL YOU! 1076 00:47:24,999 --> 00:47:26,999 GLOBAL WARMING. 1077 00:47:26,999 --> 00:47:28,999 HE'S REALLY FREAKED OUT. 1078 00:47:34,999 --> 00:47:37,999 HEY. YOU, UH, NEED A HAND? 1079 00:47:37,999 --> 00:47:42,999 UH, STEPH? NOT--NOT REALLY. UM, WHAT ARE YOU-- 1080 00:47:42,999 --> 00:47:44,999 WELL, JUST I FIGURED IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO, 1081 00:47:44,999 --> 00:47:46,999 YOU KNOW, TO THANK YOU. 1082 00:47:46,999 --> 00:47:48,000 WELL, FOR WHAT? 1083 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,999 FOR SAVING ME, 1084 00:47:49,999 --> 00:47:51,999 SNOWSUIT GUY. 1085 00:47:51,999 --> 00:47:52,999 WHAT? WHAT? NO. 1086 00:47:52,999 --> 00:47:55,999 OH, DON'T EVEN TRY IT, VIRG. 1087 00:47:55,999 --> 00:47:57,999 "GET OUT"? PLEASE. 1088 00:47:57,999 --> 00:48:02,999 YOU, CHARLIE, AND ZEKE THOMPSON 1089 00:48:02,999 --> 00:48:04,999 ARE THE SNOWSUIT GUYS. 1090 00:48:04,999 --> 00:48:05,999 STEPHANIE. 1091 00:48:04,999 --> 00:48:05,999 OH, I KNEW IT! 1092 00:48:05,999 --> 00:48:06,999 OH, THAT IS SO COOL! 1093 00:48:06,999 --> 00:48:07,999 SEE, IF I FIGURED IT OUT BECAUSE I STARTED THINKING ABOUT IT. 1094 00:48:07,999 --> 00:48:09,334 ALL THOSE KIDS THAT YOU HELPED, IT WAS ALWAYS 1095 00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:10,999 RIGHT BEFORE SOMETHING BAD WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN 1096 00:48:10,999 --> 00:48:11,999 JUST LIKE WITH ME! 1097 00:48:11,999 --> 00:48:12,999 STEPH, THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 1098 00:48:12,999 --> 00:48:14,999 HOW IN THE WORLD ARE WE GONNA KNOW 1099 00:48:14,999 --> 00:48:15,999 WHEN SOMETHING BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN? 1100 00:48:15,999 --> 00:48:17,999 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I ASKED MYSELF, 1101 00:48:17,999 --> 00:48:21,999 AND I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, AND I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, 1102 00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:23,999 AND I FIGURED IT OUT. 1103 00:48:23,999 --> 00:48:24,999 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 1104 00:48:24,999 --> 00:48:26,999 YES, I DID. 1105 00:48:24,999 --> 00:48:26,999 NO. YOU COULDN'T HAVE. 1106 00:48:26,999 --> 00:48:28,999 ADMIT IT, VIRGIL. 1107 00:48:28,999 --> 00:48:32,999 YOU, CHARLIE, AND ZEKE ARE PSYCHIC. 1108 00:48:32,999 --> 00:48:34,876 ARE TIME TRAVELERS? 1109 00:48:34,876 --> 00:48:36,000 WHAT? WHO SAID TIME TRAVELERS? 1110 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,999 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1111 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,999 GET OUT. 1112 00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:38,999 WE'RE PSYCHIC. WE'RE PSYCHIC. NO. 1113 00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:40,999 I HEARD YOU-- YOU--YOU'RE RIGHT. 1114 00:48:40,999 --> 00:48:42,999 UH-UH, VIRGIL. YOU SAID TIME TRAVEL. 1115 00:48:42,999 --> 00:48:43,999 OH, MY GOSH! THAT IS SO COOL! 1116 00:48:43,999 --> 00:48:47,000 HOW DO YOU DO IT, HUH, HUH, HUH? 1117 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,999 [CROWD CHEERING] 1118 00:48:51,999 --> 00:48:52,999 DOWN! 1119 00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:56,999 BLUE 13, BLUE 13! 1120 00:48:56,999 --> 00:48:57,999 HIKE! 1121 00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:01,999 TIMEOUT, TIMEOUT! 1122 00:49:01,999 --> 00:49:04,999 Boy: 6 SECONDS LEFT IN THIS MATCH-UP OF CROSSTOWN RIVALS. 1123 00:49:04,999 --> 00:49:06,999 THE HORNETS CLINGING TO A 4-POINT LEAD 1124 00:49:06,999 --> 00:49:09,999 AS WE COME UPON FOURTH AND GOAL FOR SUMMERTON. 1125 00:49:09,999 --> 00:49:10,999 OH, FOOTBALL. 1126 00:49:10,999 --> 00:49:12,167 REMIND ME WHY WE'RE HERE AGAIN. 1127 00:49:12,167 --> 00:49:14,999 BECAUSE SOME POOR KID ALWAYS EMBARRASSES HIMSELF 1128 00:49:14,999 --> 00:49:15,999 AT ONE OF THESE THINGS. 1129 00:49:15,999 --> 00:49:17,999 JUST KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN. 1130 00:49:17,999 --> 00:49:19,999 YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY VERY BRIGHT, 1131 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:21,999 EVEN THOUGH A LOT OF PEOPLE SEE ME AS SPUTTY. 1132 00:49:21,999 --> 00:49:26,999 SPUTTY? 1133 00:49:21,999 --> 00:49:26,999 A CROSS BETWEEN SPUNKY AND NUTTY. 1134 00:49:26,999 --> 00:49:27,999 GREAT. 1135 00:49:27,999 --> 00:49:29,999 LISTEN, BEAU. 1136 00:49:29,999 --> 00:49:30,999 IT'S ALL IN YOUR HANDS, 1137 00:49:30,999 --> 00:49:32,334 BUT NO PRESSURE, ALL RIGHT? 1138 00:49:32,334 --> 00:49:35,709 FORGET THAT THERE'S 6 SECONDS LEFT ON THE CLOCK, 1139 00:49:35,709 --> 00:49:38,999 FORGET THAT YOU COULD PUT SUMMERTON HIGH ON THE MAP, 1140 00:49:38,999 --> 00:49:41,876 FORGET THAT MY LITTLE BOY IS UP THERE IN THAT STANDS, 1141 00:49:41,876 --> 00:49:42,999 LOOKING DOWN ON HIS FATHER TRYING TO FULFILL 1142 00:49:42,999 --> 00:49:47,167 A LIFELONG DREAM OF WINNING A STATE CHAMPIONSHIP! 1143 00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:48,999 FORGET ALL THAT. 1144 00:49:48,999 --> 00:49:54,501 WHAT I WANT IS YOU TO, UH... 1145 00:49:54,501 --> 00:49:55,999 BE THE BALL? 1146 00:49:55,999 --> 00:49:58,999 BE THE BALL. BE THE BALL! 1147 00:49:58,999 --> 00:50:00,334 GO GET THEM! 1148 00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:02,999 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1149 00:50:05,999 --> 00:50:08,999 DOWN! BLUE 42! 1150 00:50:08,999 --> 00:50:11,999 BLUE 42! 1151 00:50:11,999 --> 00:50:13,999 SET, HIKE! 1152 00:50:13,999 --> 00:50:14,999 WHOO! 1153 00:50:14,999 --> 00:50:16,999 NOW WE'RE TALKING! 1154 00:50:16,999 --> 00:50:20,999 NOW WE'RE TALKING! NOW WE'RE TALKING! 1155 00:50:20,999 --> 00:50:22,334 FOR A GUY WITH NUDITY ISSUES, 1156 00:50:22,334 --> 00:50:24,999 HE'S REALLY COME FULL CIRCLE. 1157 00:50:24,999 --> 00:50:26,167 Announcer: DEREK BEAUGARD LOSES THE BALL. 1158 00:50:26,167 --> 00:50:29,999 THERE'S A FUMBLE ON THE PLAY! 1159 00:50:29,999 --> 00:50:31,999 HAMILTON'S GOT IT! 1160 00:50:32,999 --> 00:50:34,999 OHH! 1161 00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:36,000 THE HORNETS WIN! 1162 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,876 WHAT A HEARTBREAKER FOR SUMMERTON! 1163 00:50:47,167 --> 00:50:49,999 Derek: I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO BIG THINGS, VIRG, 1164 00:50:49,999 --> 00:50:51,334 BUT TIME TRAVEL? 1165 00:50:51,334 --> 00:50:52,999 THAT'S WHACKED-OUT, MAN. 1166 00:50:52,999 --> 00:50:55,000 Amy: 1, 2, 3, 4, YOUR TEAM STINKS, 1167 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,999 YOU'LL NEVER SCORE! 1168 00:50:56,999 --> 00:50:57,501 AMY. 1169 00:50:57,501 --> 00:50:59,999 5, 6, 7, 8, YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS, 1170 00:50:59,999 --> 00:51:00,501 I'M TOO GREAT. 1171 00:51:00,501 --> 00:51:01,999 AMY, THAT'S IT. UPSTAIRS. COME ON. 1172 00:51:01,999 --> 00:51:03,709 STEPHANIE, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU. 1173 00:51:03,709 --> 00:51:05,167 IT'S SO WEIRD THAT YOU'RE HERE, 1174 00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:07,999 AND, OH, MY GOSH, DEREK BEAUGARD? 1175 00:51:07,999 --> 00:51:10,999 YOU'RE, LIKE, THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER EVER 1176 00:51:10,999 --> 00:51:14,999 EXCEPT FOR THAT BLOWN PLAY YESTERDAY. 1177 00:51:14,999 --> 00:51:15,999 JUST GO. 1178 00:51:15,999 --> 00:51:17,999 AMY, GO WATCH CARTOONS. 1179 00:51:17,999 --> 00:51:19,999 NO. 1180 00:51:19,999 --> 00:51:21,999 I'M SO, SO SORRY. 1181 00:51:21,999 --> 00:51:22,999 I'M TRYING TO TALK MY FOLKS INTO CAGING HER 1182 00:51:22,999 --> 00:51:24,999 WHENEVER THERE'S COMPANY. 1183 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,999 SHE'S SO CUTE. 1184 00:51:26,999 --> 00:51:27,999 AHEM. 1185 00:51:27,999 --> 00:51:31,999 OH, SO, UM, ABOUT THE GAME YESTERDAY, VIRG. 1186 00:51:31,999 --> 00:51:32,999 THAT WAS A REALLY BIG DEAL FOR DEREK, 1187 00:51:32,999 --> 00:51:35,999 AND HE KIND OF FEELS LIKE HE LET EVERYBODY IN SCHOOL DOWN. 1188 00:51:35,999 --> 00:51:36,999 I KNOW I WOULD HAVE WON THAT GAME. 1189 00:51:36,999 --> 00:51:38,999 BUT THEN CHESTER STREAKED ACROSS THE FIELD 1190 00:51:38,999 --> 00:51:39,999 AND DISTRACTED HIM. 1191 00:51:39,999 --> 00:51:40,999 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO ALL THE DORKS LATELY. 1192 00:51:40,999 --> 00:51:45,999 IT'S LIKE THEY JUST DON'T KNOW THEIR PLACE ANYMORE. 1193 00:51:46,999 --> 00:51:50,999 SO YOU GUYS WANT THE MINUTEMEN TO STOP CHESTER 1194 00:51:50,999 --> 00:51:52,999 FROM INTERFERING WITH THE GAME? 1195 00:51:52,999 --> 00:51:56,999 UH, NO. WE WANT YOU GUYS TO DO IT. 1196 00:51:56,999 --> 00:51:58,334 WHO ARE THE MINUTEMEN? 1197 00:51:58,334 --> 00:52:01,334 THAT--THAT'S US. 1198 00:52:01,334 --> 00:52:03,999 NEVER MIND. 1199 00:52:03,999 --> 00:52:05,999 SO, UH... 1200 00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:06,999 I DON'T KNOW. 1201 00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:08,999 CHARLIE'S GONNA BE A TOUGH SELL. 1202 00:52:08,999 --> 00:52:09,999 COME ON, VIRG. 1203 00:52:09,999 --> 00:52:11,999 I MEAN, I KNOW WE NEVER REALLY TALKED ABOUT 1204 00:52:11,999 --> 00:52:13,999 WHAT WENT DOWN THAT DAY FRESHMAN YEAR, 1205 00:52:13,999 --> 00:52:15,999 BUT THE THING IS, I TRIED TO STOP THEM. 1206 00:52:15,999 --> 00:52:16,999 IT WAS A RAW DEAL, MAN. 1207 00:52:16,999 --> 00:52:20,999 I JUST WISH YOU AND I COULD GET BACK TO HOW WE USED TO BE, 1208 00:52:20,999 --> 00:52:23,999 ALWAYS CHILLING. 1209 00:52:23,999 --> 00:52:25,999 WHAT DO YOU SAY, MAN? 1210 00:52:37,999 --> 00:52:39,999 SCORCH! 1211 00:52:37,999 --> 00:52:39,999 SCORCH! 1212 00:52:39,999 --> 00:52:41,999 HEH. 1213 00:52:43,999 --> 00:52:44,999 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WANT TO HELP DEREK 1214 00:52:44,999 --> 00:52:46,999 AFTER WHAT HE DID TO YOU, DID TO US! 1215 00:52:46,999 --> 00:52:49,999 CHARLIE, IT DID NOT HAPPEN THE WAY WE THINK IT DID, 1216 00:52:49,999 --> 00:52:51,876 AND BESIDES, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 1217 00:52:51,876 --> 00:52:52,999 I'VE BEEN RUNNING SOME TESTS, 1218 00:52:52,999 --> 00:52:54,876 AND I THINK WE MIGHT BE DAMAGING 1219 00:52:54,876 --> 00:52:56,999 THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM. WITH ALL OUR TIME TRAVEL, 1220 00:52:56,999 --> 00:52:59,000 AND THAT COULD CAUSE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES 1221 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,999 TO OUR FUTURE OR EVEN THE PLANET'S. 1222 00:53:01,999 --> 00:53:02,999 WHAT HAPPENED TO DEREK IN THAT GAME 1223 00:53:02,999 --> 00:53:05,999 IS ACTUALLY OUR FAULT INDIRECTLY. 1224 00:53:05,999 --> 00:53:06,999 HE'S RIGHT, KOOKABURRA. 1225 00:53:06,999 --> 00:53:07,999 CHESTER'S LIKE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON 1226 00:53:07,999 --> 00:53:09,999 AFTER YOU RESCUED HIM IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 1227 00:53:09,999 --> 00:53:11,334 EXCELLENT POINT, JEANETTE. 1228 00:53:11,334 --> 00:53:14,000 IS IT ME, OR HAVE I TOTALLY LOST CONTROL 1229 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,334 OF THIS PROJECT. 1230 00:53:15,334 --> 00:53:17,999 YOU'VE LOST CONTROL, BRO. 1231 00:53:17,999 --> 00:53:18,876 OHH! 1232 00:53:18,876 --> 00:53:20,999 [CRASH] 1233 00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:25,000 SORRY I'M LATE. 1234 00:53:29,501 --> 00:53:31,999 ACTIVATING GRID. 1235 00:53:34,999 --> 00:53:37,999 AH, YES, WE MUSTN'T FORGET THE GRAPPLING HOOK. 1236 00:53:37,999 --> 00:53:41,501 EVERYBODY'S GOT TO MAKE FUN OF THE HOOK. 1237 00:53:41,501 --> 00:53:42,999 WON'T BE SORRY. 1238 00:53:42,999 --> 00:53:44,876 [WHOOSH] 1239 00:53:46,501 --> 00:53:48,999 AAH! 1240 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,876 WHEEEE! 1241 00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:56,999 OHH! AAH! 1242 00:53:56,999 --> 00:53:59,999 I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT. 1243 00:54:12,999 --> 00:54:14,999 YEAAAH! 1244 00:54:16,999 --> 00:54:20,999 WHOA, WHOA! 1245 00:54:21,876 --> 00:54:22,999 AAH! 1246 00:54:22,999 --> 00:54:24,999 [GRUNTING] 1247 00:54:29,334 --> 00:54:32,999 HEY, GUYS, YOU SEEN THIS? 1248 00:54:34,999 --> 00:54:37,999 HA HA! UNH! 1249 00:54:37,999 --> 00:54:40,167 A LITTLE HELP, GUYS. 1250 00:54:40,167 --> 00:54:41,709 GUYS, A LITTLE HELP. 1251 00:54:41,709 --> 00:54:44,334 [CROWD CHEERING ON TV] 1252 00:54:44,999 --> 00:54:46,999 Announcer: DEREK BEAUGARD LOSES THE BALL. 1253 00:54:46,999 --> 00:54:48,000 THERE'S A FUMBLE ON THE PLAY! 1254 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,999 AND HAMILTON'S GOT IT, AND THE HORNETS WIN! 1255 00:54:51,999 --> 00:54:52,999 YEAH! 1256 00:54:52,999 --> 00:54:55,999 SO BECAUSE YOU TOOK THIS TAPE WITH YOU 1257 00:54:55,999 --> 00:54:57,876 WHEN YOU JUMPED BACK IN TIME... 1258 00:54:57,876 --> 00:55:01,501 IT STILL EXISTS. PRETTY CLEVER, HUH? 1259 00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:02,999 THIS IS CRAZY, MAN. 1260 00:55:02,999 --> 00:55:03,999 I MEAN, VIRG, YOU'RE THE MAN. 1261 00:55:03,999 --> 00:55:05,709 I GOT TO TELL THE GUYS ABOUT THIS. 1262 00:55:05,709 --> 00:55:06,999 NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 1263 00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:08,334 NO. THIS IS WAY TOO BIG. 1264 00:55:08,334 --> 00:55:09,501 THIS HAS GOT TO STAY BETWEEN US. 1265 00:55:09,501 --> 00:55:11,709 YEAH, YEAH. NO WORRIES, BROTHER, 1266 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:12,999 BUT WE GOT TO CELEBRATE. 1267 00:55:12,999 --> 00:55:13,999 I MEAN, TOMORROW, WE'RE PARTYING AT MY HOUSE, 1268 00:55:13,999 --> 00:55:15,999 AND, VIRG, YOU GOT TO BE THERE. 1269 00:55:15,999 --> 00:55:18,167 OHH. I WANT TO. I CAN'T, THOUGH. 1270 00:55:18,167 --> 00:55:19,876 I'M HANGING OUT WITH CHARLIE. 1271 00:55:19,876 --> 00:55:20,999 THE WEATHER NETWORK IS COUNTING DOWN 1272 00:55:20,999 --> 00:55:24,501 THE TOP 1 HAILSTORMS OF ALL TIME. 1273 00:55:24,501 --> 00:55:25,999 I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW LAME OF AN EVENING 1274 00:55:25,999 --> 00:55:29,999 THAT WAS UNTIL I SAID IT OUT LOUD. 1275 00:55:29,999 --> 00:55:32,876 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 1276 00:55:39,999 --> 00:55:42,999 OH! THANK YOU. THANKS. 1277 00:55:42,999 --> 00:55:44,334 SO YOU HAVING FUN? 1278 00:55:44,334 --> 00:55:46,167 OH, YEAH. I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A PARTY 1279 00:55:46,167 --> 00:55:47,334 SINCE I WAS 10, 1280 00:55:47,334 --> 00:55:50,000 AND I REMEMBER THE PONY THREW UP ON ME. 1281 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,999 THAT WAS MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 1282 00:55:52,999 --> 00:55:54,999 OH. 1283 00:55:54,999 --> 00:55:55,999 I--I'M-- 1284 00:55:55,999 --> 00:55:58,000 I'M KIDDING. 1285 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,999 GOOD. 1286 00:56:01,999 --> 00:56:05,999 SO I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO THE DANCE ON SATURDAY. 1287 00:56:05,999 --> 00:56:07,709 YEAH, I GUESS. 1288 00:56:07,709 --> 00:56:08,999 YOU DON'T SOUND HAPPY ABOUT IT. 1289 00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:12,000 I DON'T KNOW. DEREK AND I GO TO EVERY PARTY, 1290 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,999 EVERY SOCIAL GATHERING. 1291 00:56:13,999 --> 00:56:16,999 IT'S REALLY A SICKNESS WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 1292 00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:18,999 I DON'T KNOW. BEING POPULAR SEEMS 1293 00:56:18,999 --> 00:56:21,999 LIKE A VERY SATISFYING WAY OF LIFE. 1294 00:56:21,999 --> 00:56:23,999 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 1295 00:56:23,999 --> 00:56:26,999 SOMETIMES, I WONDER IF I CHOSE THE RIGHT PATH. 1296 00:56:26,999 --> 00:56:27,999 I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. 1297 00:56:27,999 --> 00:56:30,999 YOU DON'T SEEM TO MIND THAT YOU'RE... 1298 00:56:30,999 --> 00:56:32,999 UM... 1299 00:56:32,999 --> 00:56:33,999 CAPTAIN OF THE DORKS? 1300 00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:35,999 I WASN'T GONNA SAY IT LIKE THAT, 1301 00:56:35,999 --> 00:56:38,999 BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING 1302 00:56:38,999 --> 00:56:40,999 SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN EVERYBODY ELSE. 1303 00:56:40,999 --> 00:56:44,709 REALLY? BECAUSE FROM OUR SIDE, 1304 00:56:44,709 --> 00:56:46,999 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE HAVING ALL THE FUN. 1305 00:56:46,999 --> 00:56:49,501 REALLY? 1306 00:56:46,999 --> 00:56:49,501 YEAH. 1307 00:56:49,501 --> 00:56:49,999 HEY, VIRG! 1308 00:56:49,501 --> 00:56:49,999 HEY! 1309 00:56:49,999 --> 00:56:52,167 SO GOOD PARTYING WITH YOU AGAIN, MAN. 1310 00:56:52,167 --> 00:56:53,334 THANK THOSE OTHER GUYS FOR ME, 1311 00:56:53,334 --> 00:56:55,999 WHAT'S HIS NAME, THE BIG, SCARY GUY 1312 00:56:55,999 --> 00:56:56,999 AND THE LITTLE TWERP. 1313 00:56:56,999 --> 00:56:59,999 OH! DANG IT. I FORGOT TO CANCEL WITH CHARLIE. 1314 00:56:59,999 --> 00:57:00,999 HOLD ON. LET ME CALL HIM. 1315 00:57:00,999 --> 00:57:03,000 Girl: STEPHANIE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS. 1316 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,999 EH, HE PROBABLY FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT. 1317 00:57:13,999 --> 00:57:16,999 [MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING] 1318 00:57:33,999 --> 00:57:35,999 Virgil: CHARLIE, HOW MANY MORE TIMES 1319 00:57:35,999 --> 00:57:36,999 DO I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE? 1320 00:57:36,999 --> 00:57:39,167 212 TIMES OUGHT TO DO IT. 1321 00:57:39,167 --> 00:57:44,501 CHARLIE, LISTEN. I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 1322 00:57:44,501 --> 00:57:46,000 FINE. I FORGIVE YOU. 1323 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,999 LOOK. I'M JUST REALLY FRAZZLED. 1324 00:57:47,999 --> 00:57:48,999 I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE TIME MACHINE 1325 00:57:48,999 --> 00:57:50,999 AND THE POSSIBLE RIPPLE EFFECTS. 1326 00:57:50,999 --> 00:57:51,999 [BEEP BEEP] 1327 00:57:51,999 --> 00:57:53,167 HANG ON, DUDE. I GOT ANOTHER CALL. 1328 00:57:53,167 --> 00:57:54,999 I'LL GET RID OF THEM. 1329 00:57:54,999 --> 00:57:55,999 [SIGHS] 1330 00:57:55,999 --> 00:57:56,999 HELLO? 1331 00:57:56,999 --> 00:57:59,999 HEY, VIRGIL. UM... 1332 00:57:59,999 --> 00:58:01,999 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST-- 1333 00:58:01,999 --> 00:58:02,999 STEPH, WHAT'S WRONG? 1334 00:58:02,999 --> 00:58:04,999 HE, UM, HE-- 1335 00:58:04,999 --> 00:58:07,999 DON'T GO ANYWHERE. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1336 00:58:09,999 --> 00:58:11,000 [SIGHS] 1337 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:17,999 Virgil: STEPH! STEPH! 1338 00:58:17,999 --> 00:58:19,999 STEPHANIE! 1339 00:58:19,999 --> 00:58:21,501 [GRUNTS] 1340 00:58:23,999 --> 00:58:27,999 I HAVEN'T DONE THIS SINCE EIGHTH GRADE. 1341 00:58:29,999 --> 00:58:32,709 THAT WASN'T-- THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE. 1342 00:58:32,709 --> 00:58:35,999 YOU COULD HAVE USED THE FRONT DOOR. 1343 00:58:35,999 --> 00:58:38,999 YEAH, BUT WHAT FUN WOULD THAT BE? 1344 00:58:41,999 --> 00:58:43,999 SO TELL ME, WHAT HAPPENED? 1345 00:58:43,999 --> 00:58:47,999 SO DEREK GOT OUT OF PRACTICE EARLY, 1346 00:58:47,999 --> 00:58:50,167 AND WHEN I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE, 1347 00:58:50,167 --> 00:58:53,999 I SAW HIM KISSING JOCELYN LEE. 1348 00:58:53,999 --> 00:58:54,999 OHH. 1349 00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:55,999 STEPH. 1350 00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:57,999 I KNEW IT, TOO. 1351 00:58:57,999 --> 00:59:00,501 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT. 1352 00:59:00,501 --> 00:59:03,999 I FEEL SO STUPID. 1353 00:59:04,999 --> 00:59:07,876 I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE PISTACHIO NUTS, 1354 00:59:07,876 --> 00:59:08,999 BUT IN THE RUSH TO GET OVER HERE, 1355 00:59:08,999 --> 00:59:12,999 I ACCIDENTALLY GOT THE BAG OF PASTA SHELLS. 1356 00:59:14,167 --> 00:59:17,167 DO YOU HAVE ANY MARINARA SAUCE? 1357 00:59:17,167 --> 00:59:19,999 HUH? WHA--NO. I CAN GO-- 1358 00:59:19,999 --> 00:59:22,999 I CAN GO GET SOME IF YOU... 1359 00:59:22,999 --> 00:59:25,999 YOU'RE JOKING. 1360 00:59:25,999 --> 00:59:28,999 IT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOU TO COME OVER, VIRG. 1361 00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:30,999 YOU'RE AN AMAZING FRIEND. 1362 00:59:30,999 --> 00:59:33,501 YEAH. 1363 00:59:33,501 --> 00:59:34,000 FRIEND. 1364 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,000 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1365 00:59:38,999 --> 00:59:38,999 HELLO? 1366 00:59:38,999 --> 00:59:42,999 Derek: HEY. CAN WE JUST TALK THIS OUT? 1367 00:59:42,999 --> 00:59:44,999 IT'S DEREK. 1368 00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:49,999 LISTEN. I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM. 1369 00:59:49,999 --> 00:59:54,999 I HAVE TO END IT ONCE AND FOR ALL. 1370 00:59:54,999 --> 00:59:55,999 GOOD LUCK. 1371 01:00:01,999 --> 01:00:03,501 HUH! UNH! 1372 01:00:03,501 --> 01:00:05,999 [MEOW] 1373 01:00:05,999 --> 01:00:07,999 I'M OK! 1374 01:00:17,501 --> 01:00:18,999 THESE REPEATED IRREGULARITIES 1375 01:00:18,999 --> 01:00:19,999 ARE ALL MAINTAINING HALF-LIFES 1376 01:00:19,999 --> 01:00:21,999 AFTER THEIR PRIMARY INCIDENTS. 1377 01:00:21,999 --> 01:00:25,501 HA HA! IT'S TOTALLY WEIRDSVILLE! 1378 01:00:25,501 --> 01:00:28,167 I MEAN, IT'S SERIOUS, SIR, 1379 01:00:28,167 --> 01:00:31,167 AND ALL OF THE FLUCTUATIONS ARE EMANATING DIRECTLY 1380 01:00:31,167 --> 01:00:32,999 FROM SUMMERTON HIGH SCHOOL. 1381 01:00:32,999 --> 01:00:34,999 ACTUALLY, I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THAT. 1382 01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:38,999 IT'S--WELL, DOES THE DEPARTMENT 1383 01:00:38,999 --> 01:00:41,999 HAVE ANY CONTACTS AT THE FBI? 1384 01:00:42,999 --> 01:00:47,999 Girl: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE KIND OF SCARY AND UNAPPROACHABLE. 1385 01:00:48,999 --> 01:00:50,999 CAN WE SIT WITH YOU? 1386 01:00:54,999 --> 01:00:57,999 Derek: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE, MAN, 1387 01:00:57,999 --> 01:01:00,501 I MEAN, A GREAT ATHLETE, HUGELY POPULAR. 1388 01:01:00,501 --> 01:01:03,999 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE-- IT'S LIKE PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO PLAY THE FIELD 1389 01:01:03,999 --> 01:01:06,501 AND CHEAT ON-- 1390 01:01:03,999 --> 01:01:06,501 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 1391 01:01:06,501 --> 01:01:07,999 I DIDN'T CHEAT. 1392 01:01:07,999 --> 01:01:08,876 JOCELYN MADE THE FIRST MOVE. 1393 01:01:08,876 --> 01:01:10,999 SHE KISSED ME, BUT I DIDN'T KISS HER BACK. 1394 01:01:10,999 --> 01:01:13,999 I MEAN, THAT DOES NOT COUNT AS CHEATING. 1395 01:01:13,999 --> 01:01:16,999 THE THING IS-- AND THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN-- 1396 01:01:16,999 --> 01:01:18,501 I WANT YOU TO GO BACK IN TIME, 1397 01:01:18,501 --> 01:01:21,334 STOP STEPHANIE FROM BUSTING ME WITH JOCELYN. 1398 01:01:21,334 --> 01:01:23,334 WHAT?! 1399 01:01:23,334 --> 01:01:23,999 WHY SHOULD I? 1400 01:01:23,999 --> 01:01:26,999 BECAUSE I MADE A BIG MISTAKE, 1401 01:01:26,999 --> 01:01:27,999 A HUGE ONE, 1402 01:01:27,999 --> 01:01:29,999 AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN, I SWEAR TO YOU. 1403 01:01:29,999 --> 01:01:33,999 I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, YOU REALLY HURT HER. 1404 01:01:33,999 --> 01:01:37,999 I KNOW. I KNOW, AND I FEEL AWFUL, 1405 01:01:37,999 --> 01:01:39,999 BUT STEPH AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR A LONG TIME NOW, 1406 01:01:39,999 --> 01:01:44,000 YOU KNOW, AND SHE'S EVERYTHING A GUY COULD EVER WANT. 1407 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,999 I'VE LIKED THAT THE 3 OF US HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT AGAIN, 1408 01:01:46,999 --> 01:01:51,999 LIKE THE OLD DAYS, AND IT COULD STILL BE LIKE THAT, MAN. 1409 01:01:51,999 --> 01:01:55,999 COME ON, BUDDY. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1410 01:01:55,999 --> 01:01:57,999 LET ME THINK ABOUT IT. 1411 01:01:57,999 --> 01:02:00,999 YEAH. YEAH, SURE. 1412 01:02:05,876 --> 01:02:07,167 [CAR APPROACHING] 1413 01:02:07,167 --> 01:02:08,999 [TIRES SQUEAL] 1414 01:02:10,999 --> 01:02:14,999 WHOA! HEY! HOLD ON! HOLD UP! 1415 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:16,501 Man: PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT! 1416 01:02:16,501 --> 01:02:18,999 [TIRES SQUEAL] 1417 01:02:28,999 --> 01:02:29,999 I'M TELLING YOU. YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY, 1418 01:02:29,999 --> 01:02:33,999 BUT I CAN GIVE YOU THE NAMES OF THE TWO-- 1419 01:02:34,999 --> 01:02:36,999 I WAS GONNA GIVE THEM FAKE NAMES. 1420 01:02:36,999 --> 01:02:38,999 I'D NEVER RAT YOU GUYS OUT. 1421 01:02:38,999 --> 01:02:39,999 YEAH, RIGHT. 1422 01:02:39,999 --> 01:02:41,999 MR. KEEP ME ON HOLD ALL NIGHT. 1423 01:02:41,999 --> 01:02:42,999 Man: GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN. 1424 01:02:42,999 --> 01:02:46,999 MY NAME IS AGENT REHNQUIST OF THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION. 1425 01:02:46,999 --> 01:02:50,999 I'M GONNA LET YOU BOYS IN ON A SECRET, 1426 01:02:50,999 --> 01:02:51,999 A NATIONAL SECRET. 1427 01:02:51,999 --> 01:02:55,999 IN 1969 SHORTLY AFTER THE APOLLO 11 MOON LANDING, 1428 01:02:55,999 --> 01:02:58,999 THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT BEGAN FUNDING A NUMBER 1429 01:02:58,999 --> 01:03:00,999 OF NEW SCIENTIFIC PROJECTS. 1430 01:03:00,999 --> 01:03:04,999 ONE OF THESE PROJECTS WAS TIME TRAVEL. 1431 01:03:04,999 --> 01:03:05,999 WHAT?! 1432 01:03:04,999 --> 01:03:05,999 TIME TRAVEL? 1433 01:03:05,999 --> 01:03:07,999 CRAZY. THAT'S, LIKE, SO SCIENCE FICTIONY. 1434 01:03:07,999 --> 01:03:11,999 HOLLYWOOD BALONEY. THAT'S--THAT'S NOT-- 1435 01:03:11,999 --> 01:03:13,000 PROJECT TURNED UP FEW RESULTS 1436 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,999 AND WAS EVENTUALLY SHUT DOWN, 1437 01:03:15,999 --> 01:03:18,501 THE FILES NEVER AGAIN TOUCHED, 1438 01:03:18,501 --> 01:03:20,999 THAT IS, UNTIL TWO MONTHS AGO 1439 01:03:20,999 --> 01:03:24,999 WHEN AN INDUSTRIOUS INDIVIDUAL OR INDIVIDUALS 1440 01:03:24,999 --> 01:03:27,501 BROKE INTO THE NASA MAINFRAME, 1441 01:03:27,501 --> 01:03:31,999 USING A COMPUTER WE TRACED TO SUMMERTON HIGH SCHOOL. 1442 01:03:31,999 --> 01:03:35,999 ALL RIGHT! I-- 1443 01:03:35,999 --> 01:03:36,999 WHAT MY FRIEND WAS ABOUT TO SAY IS 1444 01:03:36,999 --> 01:03:40,999 THAT IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHARGE US WITH ANYTHING, 1445 01:03:40,999 --> 01:03:42,999 YOU CAN'T KEEP US HERE. 1446 01:03:42,999 --> 01:03:44,999 THAT'S RIGHT. LOOK IT UP. 1447 01:03:44,999 --> 01:03:47,999 I TOOK A SEMESTER OF GOVERNMENT. 1448 01:03:47,999 --> 01:03:49,999 GOT A B-. 1449 01:03:52,999 --> 01:03:53,999 I DON'T UNDERSTAND, SIR. 1450 01:03:53,999 --> 01:03:55,334 YOU'RE JUST LETTING THEM GO? 1451 01:03:55,334 --> 01:03:57,709 WE'LL GET MORE INFORMATION JUST BY WATCHING THEM. 1452 01:03:57,709 --> 01:04:01,999 YEAH, BUT NOW THEY KNOW WE'RE WATCHING THEM AND-- 1453 01:04:01,999 --> 01:04:05,999 YES, SIR. EXCELLENT PLAN. 1454 01:04:05,999 --> 01:04:09,999 OH, THIS IS BAD. OHH. REAL BAD. 1455 01:04:09,999 --> 01:04:12,999 YEAH. WAY TO GO, NAUGHTY NED. 1456 01:04:12,999 --> 01:04:15,999 THANKS TO YOU, WE HAVE THE FBI ON OUR BACKS. 1457 01:04:15,999 --> 01:04:18,999 ME?! I WANTED TO STOP THIS WHOLE THING WEEKS AGO, 1458 01:04:18,999 --> 01:04:20,999 BUT, NO, YOU HAD TO USE IT 1459 01:04:20,999 --> 01:04:21,999 FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN! 1460 01:04:21,999 --> 01:04:23,999 CHARLIE'S RIGHT. GOING TO PARTIES, 1461 01:04:23,999 --> 01:04:24,999 HANGING WITH THE POPULARS. 1462 01:04:24,999 --> 01:04:25,999 HEY. IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, 1463 01:04:25,999 --> 01:04:27,999 YOU BENEFITED FROM THIS, TOO. 1464 01:04:27,999 --> 01:04:28,999 HOW SO? 1465 01:04:28,999 --> 01:04:29,999 WE GAVE YOU A LIFE. 1466 01:04:29,999 --> 01:04:31,709 BEFORE US, YOU WERE THIS BIG GUY 1467 01:04:31,709 --> 01:04:32,334 EVERYONE WAS AFRAID OF. 1468 01:04:32,334 --> 01:04:33,999 YOU BETTER SHUT UP, VIRGIL. 1469 01:04:33,999 --> 01:04:35,999 SEE? 1470 01:04:33,999 --> 01:04:35,999 YOU'RE BEING MEAN, VIRGIL. 1471 01:04:35,999 --> 01:04:37,999 CHARLIE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME 1472 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:40,501 TO YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR CAT? 1473 01:04:40,501 --> 01:04:41,999 I WILL! 1474 01:04:41,999 --> 01:04:45,999 GOOD LUCK ON YOUR NEW LIFE AS A POPULAR PERSON. 1475 01:04:46,999 --> 01:04:48,999 I'M OUT OF HERE, TOO. 1476 01:04:48,999 --> 01:04:49,999 I'M BETTER OFF ON MY OWN. 1477 01:04:49,999 --> 01:04:52,876 I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. 1478 01:05:03,501 --> 01:05:04,999 Charlie: WELL, THAT'S THE LAST OF THE DATA. 1479 01:05:04,999 --> 01:05:08,167 UNFORTUNATELY, WE WON'T HAVE AN ANSWER UNTIL MORNING. 1480 01:05:08,167 --> 01:05:09,999 [MEOW] 1481 01:05:09,999 --> 01:05:13,334 WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR NOT HAVING A SUPERCOMPUTER! 1482 01:05:16,999 --> 01:05:19,999 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1483 01:05:21,999 --> 01:05:24,999 HELLO? 1484 01:05:24,999 --> 01:05:26,999 OH. HEY, DEREK. 1485 01:05:26,999 --> 01:05:28,999 WHAT DO YOU SAY, VIRG? 1486 01:05:28,999 --> 01:05:30,999 YOU GONNA HELP ME OUT, BUDDY? 1487 01:05:33,999 --> 01:05:38,999 YEAH, SURE, D-ROCK. 1488 01:05:41,999 --> 01:05:44,999 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1489 01:05:49,999 --> 01:05:49,999 OHH! 1490 01:05:49,999 --> 01:05:51,999 GOOD MORNING, MAGPIE. YOUR MOM LET ME IN. 1491 01:05:51,999 --> 01:05:53,999 IT IS SUCH A NICE DAY. YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING, 1492 01:05:53,999 --> 01:05:55,999 MAYBE WE COULD GO ON A WALK AND TALK 1493 01:05:55,999 --> 01:05:56,999 ABOUT OUR FUTURE TOGETHER, 1494 01:05:56,999 --> 01:06:00,501 AND THEN--OH! I'D LIKE TO HAVE AN ORANGE HOUSE. 1495 01:06:00,501 --> 01:06:00,999 THE RESULTS! 1496 01:06:00,999 --> 01:06:02,999 YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE AN ADDRESS THEN, 1497 01:06:02,999 --> 01:06:03,999 AND ON THE ENVELOPE, YOU COULD JUST SAY, 1498 01:06:03,999 --> 01:06:07,999 "JEANETTE PAJULUSKI, ORANGE HOUSE." 1499 01:06:07,999 --> 01:06:09,999 IT'S DONE! 1500 01:06:12,999 --> 01:06:15,999 Jeanette: OH, UM, I'M NO SCIENTIST, 1501 01:06:15,999 --> 01:06:18,999 BUT THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 1502 01:06:18,999 --> 01:06:20,999 WE CREATED A--A... 1503 01:06:20,999 --> 01:06:24,999 A? SPIT IT OUT, BLUEBIRD! 1504 01:06:24,999 --> 01:06:27,999 A BLACK HOLE! 1505 01:06:27,999 --> 01:06:29,999 THAT'S BAD, RIGHT? 1506 01:06:29,999 --> 01:06:31,334 NOW AS THE TIMELINE CONTINUES, 1507 01:06:31,334 --> 01:06:33,999 WE SEE AN INCREASED NUMBER OF OCCURRENCES 1508 01:06:33,999 --> 01:06:35,999 HERE IN THE SUMMERTON AREA. 1509 01:06:35,999 --> 01:06:37,999 IF WE CAN ALL TURN TO PAGE 47, 1510 01:06:37,999 --> 01:06:38,999 YOU CAN SEE WHERE I'VE HIGHLIGHTED-- 1511 01:06:38,999 --> 01:06:41,999 HEY! HEY! 1512 01:06:38,999 --> 01:06:41,999 Charlie: I LIED! 1513 01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:42,999 I STOLE THE FORMULA FROM NASA, 1514 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:44,999 AND, MAN, WE'VE BEEN TIME TRAVELING ALL OVER THE PLACE. 1515 01:06:44,999 --> 01:06:45,999 WAY AHEAD OF YOU, MR. TUTTLE. 1516 01:06:45,999 --> 01:06:47,999 I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET DRS. CONNORS AND WINTHORPE 1517 01:06:47,999 --> 01:06:50,999 FROM THE SEISMOLOGY DEPARTMENT AT PACIFIC TECH. 1518 01:06:50,999 --> 01:06:53,999 DOCTORS, THIS IS CHARLES TUTTLE. 1519 01:06:53,999 --> 01:06:56,999 YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU, 9 YEARS OLD? 1520 01:06:56,999 --> 01:06:57,876 HE'S 14! 1521 01:06:57,876 --> 01:06:58,999 OH, WELL, THAT'S BETTER. 1522 01:06:58,999 --> 01:06:59,999 NOW I DON'T FEEL LIKE SUCH A LOSER. 1523 01:06:59,999 --> 01:07:02,999 SO YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE BLACK HOLE? 1524 01:07:03,999 --> 01:07:04,999 WHAT? 1525 01:07:04,999 --> 01:07:05,999 THE BLACK HOLE! 1526 01:07:05,999 --> 01:07:07,334 OH, I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE UNDERFUNDED, BUT COME ON! 1527 01:07:07,334 --> 01:07:10,999 THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS. WE RAN THE WORST-CASE SCENARIOS SEVERAL TIMES. 1528 01:07:10,999 --> 01:07:12,999 WE NEVER CAME UP WITH A BLACK HOLE. 1529 01:07:12,999 --> 01:07:17,999 I SEE 5, 6 DECIMALS THAT WEREN'T CARRIED OVER. 1530 01:07:21,999 --> 01:07:22,999 OOPS. 1531 01:07:22,999 --> 01:07:24,999 YEAH. OOPS! 1532 01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:25,999 EACH TIME WE USED THE MACHINE, 1533 01:07:25,999 --> 01:07:28,876 THE RIFT CREATED IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM 1534 01:07:28,876 --> 01:07:29,501 DID NOT DISAPPEAR. 1535 01:07:29,501 --> 01:07:31,999 INSTEAD THE FLUCTUATIONS BLENDED TOGETHER 1536 01:07:31,999 --> 01:07:33,999 TO CREATE ONE GIANT BLACK HOLE, 1537 01:07:33,999 --> 01:07:35,999 AND THE WORST PART IS THE BLACK WHOLE WILL SPREAD 1538 01:07:35,999 --> 01:07:37,999 UNTIL IT SWALLOWS UP SUMMERTON, 1539 01:07:37,999 --> 01:07:41,999 THEN THE NORTHWEST, THEN THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES. 1540 01:07:41,999 --> 01:07:43,999 [GULP] 1541 01:07:43,999 --> 01:07:44,999 AND SO ON. 1542 01:07:44,999 --> 01:07:46,999 HOW MUCH TIME TILL ZERO HOUR? 1543 01:07:46,999 --> 01:07:48,999 ACCORDING TO MY ESTIMATES, WE HAVE... 1544 01:07:48,999 --> 01:07:51,999 WE HAVE LESS THAN 4 HOURS TILL THE END OF THE WORLD. 1545 01:07:51,999 --> 01:07:53,999 OK, PEOPLE, WE'RE GOING TO CODE RED. 1546 01:07:53,999 --> 01:07:55,334 GET WASHINGTON ON THE PHONE NOW. 1547 01:07:55,334 --> 01:07:56,999 THERE MIGHT BE A WAY TO REVERSE IT, 1548 01:07:56,999 --> 01:07:58,999 BUT IT'S A LONG SHOT. 1549 01:07:58,999 --> 01:08:01,999 WELL, LET'S HEAR IT...SIR. 1550 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,999 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1551 01:08:15,999 --> 01:08:16,999 Stephanie: I'M SO EXCITED 1552 01:08:16,999 --> 01:08:18,999 FOR THE DANCE TONIGHT, VIRG. 1553 01:08:18,999 --> 01:08:20,999 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 1554 01:08:20,999 --> 01:08:23,999 I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 1555 01:08:23,999 --> 01:08:25,999 HEY. WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR? 1556 01:08:25,999 --> 01:08:26,999 HEH! COME ON! 1557 01:08:26,999 --> 01:08:29,999 [FIFTIES ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYING] 1558 01:08:45,999 --> 01:08:49,334 ♪ HEY, LITTLE GIRL, WHAT A SIGHT ♪ 1559 01:08:49,334 --> 01:08:51,999 ♪ SHE'S AS PRETTY AS THE SEA IS WIDE ♪ 1560 01:08:51,999 --> 01:08:54,999 ♪ MY HEART STARTS BEATING WHEN SHE WALKS BY ♪ 1561 01:08:54,999 --> 01:08:59,999 ♪ BUT SHE'S HOLDING HANDS WITH SOME OTHER GUY... ♪ 1562 01:09:00,999 --> 01:09:01,999 EVERYTHING SET? 1563 01:09:01,999 --> 01:09:03,999 UH, YEAH. THE SUITS ARE IN THE BASEMENT, 1564 01:09:03,999 --> 01:09:06,999 AND THEN WE'LL GO THROUGH THE TUNNELS UNDER THE CAFETERIA. 1565 01:09:06,999 --> 01:09:08,999 SWEET. WE'LL GO AS SOON AS THEY ANNOUNCE 1566 01:09:08,999 --> 01:09:10,999 THE WINNERS. 1567 01:09:13,167 --> 01:09:14,999 HEY, VIRGIL! 1568 01:09:21,876 --> 01:09:26,999 STEPH, DO YOU BELIEVE THAT A PERSON'S LIFE 1569 01:09:26,999 --> 01:09:28,999 CAN CHANGE IN A SINGLE MOMENT, 1570 01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:30,999 SOMETIMES FOR THE BETTER, 1571 01:09:30,999 --> 01:09:33,167 OTHERS FOR THE WORSE? 1572 01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:35,999 YEAH, I GUESS. 1573 01:09:35,999 --> 01:09:37,999 THERE IS A MOMENT IN ONE OF OUR LIVES 1574 01:09:37,999 --> 01:09:38,876 THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE, 1575 01:09:38,876 --> 01:09:42,999 AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S FOR THE BETTER OR FOR THE WORSE. 1576 01:09:42,999 --> 01:09:47,709 VIRGIL, UM, I'M NOT FOLLOWING. 1577 01:09:53,501 --> 01:09:54,999 UH, ATTENTION. 1578 01:09:54,999 --> 01:09:57,999 [MICROPHONE FEEDS BACK] 1579 01:10:00,709 --> 01:10:02,999 ATTENTION, EVERYONE. 1580 01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:04,334 IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR'S 1581 01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:06,999 KING AND QUEEN OF THE DANCE, 1582 01:10:06,999 --> 01:10:08,999 BUT FIRST... 1583 01:10:08,999 --> 01:10:10,334 [AS ELVIS PRESLEY] SONNY, RED, AND I 1584 01:10:10,334 --> 01:10:13,999 WANT TO FRY UP SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICHES. 1585 01:10:13,999 --> 01:10:16,999 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1586 01:10:21,167 --> 01:10:23,999 [NORMAL VOICE] THAT'S ELVIS PRESLEY. 1587 01:10:23,999 --> 01:10:24,501 ANYONE? 1588 01:10:24,501 --> 01:10:26,876 COME ON. THAT WAS A BRILLIANT-- 1589 01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:27,999 WHATEVER. 1590 01:10:27,999 --> 01:10:30,709 STEPHANIE JAMESON AND VIRGIL FOX, GET UP HERE. 1591 01:10:30,709 --> 01:10:32,999 YOU WON. 1592 01:10:32,999 --> 01:10:33,999 OH! HA HA! 1593 01:10:33,999 --> 01:10:35,999 THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE. 1594 01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:37,999 NOT REALLY. TO GUARANTEE THAT WE'D WIN, 1595 01:10:37,999 --> 01:10:40,501 I WENT BACK IN TIME AND STUFFED THE BALLOT BOX. 1596 01:10:40,501 --> 01:10:41,999 WHAT? 1597 01:10:46,999 --> 01:10:49,999 MISS JAMESON AND MR. FOX. 1598 01:10:49,999 --> 01:10:50,999 DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD. 1599 01:10:50,999 --> 01:10:53,999 THERE'S STILL TIME FOR A RECOUNT. 1600 01:10:59,999 --> 01:11:02,501 ♪ GOOD NIGHT, MY LOVE ♪ 1601 01:11:02,501 --> 01:11:06,167 ♪ I HAVE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT ♪ 1602 01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:08,709 ♪ I'LL HOLD YOU IN MY DREAMS ♪ 1603 01:11:08,709 --> 01:11:11,999 ♪ UNTIL THE MORNING LIGHT ♪ 1604 01:11:11,999 --> 01:11:15,999 SO, UM, DID YOU REALLY STUFF THE BOX? 1605 01:11:15,999 --> 01:11:19,999 YEAH. I MEAN, YOU SURE, 1606 01:11:19,999 --> 01:11:22,167 BUT WHO'D VOTE FOR ME? 1607 01:11:24,501 --> 01:11:26,501 I WOULD. 1608 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,999 THIS IS WEIRD. 1609 01:11:32,999 --> 01:11:35,999 YEAH. 1610 01:11:35,999 --> 01:11:36,999 WHY? 1611 01:11:36,999 --> 01:11:39,334 A GOOD WEIRD. 1612 01:11:39,334 --> 01:11:39,999 RIGHT. 1613 01:11:39,999 --> 01:11:41,999 HOW YOU CAN BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE 1614 01:11:41,999 --> 01:11:44,999 FOR SO LONG AND THEN... 1615 01:11:44,999 --> 01:11:47,501 IT'S DIFFERENT. 1616 01:11:47,501 --> 01:11:49,999 A GOOD DIFFERENT. 1617 01:11:51,999 --> 01:11:53,999 Derek: COME ON, BROTHER. IT'S TIME TO GO. 1618 01:11:53,999 --> 01:11:55,000 UH, OH, ABOUT THAT. 1619 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,999 I THINK I CHANGED MY MIND. 1620 01:11:56,999 --> 01:11:57,999 NO. YOU PROMISED. 1621 01:11:57,999 --> 01:11:58,999 VIRGIL! 1622 01:11:58,999 --> 01:12:01,999 DON'T GO ANYWHERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1623 01:12:03,167 --> 01:12:04,999 Boy: I KNEW DEREK WOULD BE HACKED 1624 01:12:04,999 --> 01:12:06,999 ABOUT VIRGIL BRINGING STEPHANIE. 1625 01:12:06,999 --> 01:12:07,999 FIGHT! 1626 01:12:07,999 --> 01:12:09,000 HEY! THERE'S A FIGHT! 1627 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,000 [KIDS CHANTING, "FIGHT!"] 1628 01:12:13,876 --> 01:12:16,501 DEREK, WAIT UP. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 1629 01:12:16,501 --> 01:12:18,709 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1630 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:20,709 OH, MAN. COME ON. 1631 01:12:24,999 --> 01:12:26,999 STEPHANIE! STEPHANIE! 1632 01:12:26,999 --> 01:12:27,999 WHERE'S VIRGIL? 1633 01:12:27,999 --> 01:12:29,000 HE LEFT WITH DEREK. 1634 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:29,999 WHY? 1635 01:12:29,999 --> 01:12:33,709 DON'T TELL ME HE'S GONNA TRAVEL BACK IN TIME. 1636 01:12:33,709 --> 01:12:35,999 OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING. 1637 01:12:35,999 --> 01:12:37,999 HE MIGHT MAKE THINGS WORSE! 1638 01:12:37,999 --> 01:12:40,167 EXCUSE ME! UM, SORRY. 1639 01:12:40,167 --> 01:12:41,999 WORSE THAN THE END OF THE WORLD? 1640 01:12:41,999 --> 01:12:44,999 SORRY! SORRY! 1641 01:12:45,999 --> 01:12:50,709 DEREK, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS. 1642 01:12:50,709 --> 01:12:51,999 WHAT? WHY? 1643 01:12:51,999 --> 01:12:54,999 STEPHANIE. I JUST-- I JUST THINK... 1644 01:12:54,999 --> 01:12:59,999 DUDE, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO STEAL MY GIRL. 1645 01:13:00,999 --> 01:13:04,999 WE'RE FRIENDS. I MEAN, BUDDIES DON'T DO THAT TO EACH OTHER. 1646 01:13:04,999 --> 01:13:06,999 Charlie: VIRGIL! VIRGIL FOX! 1647 01:13:06,999 --> 01:13:09,000 VIRGIL, WE HAVE A SMALL PROBLEM. 1648 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,999 WE HAVE LESS THAN AN HOUR TO SAVE THE PLANET! 1649 01:13:12,999 --> 01:13:13,999 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1650 01:13:13,999 --> 01:13:16,501 Tolkan: WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, HMM? 1651 01:13:16,501 --> 01:13:19,999 LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE BEGINNINGS OF A FRACAS. 1652 01:13:19,999 --> 01:13:20,334 WHAT? 1653 01:13:20,334 --> 01:13:21,999 A FRACAS. IT'S A FIGHT. 1654 01:13:21,999 --> 01:13:23,999 WE'LL SORT OUT ALL THE DETENTIONS LATER. 1655 01:13:23,999 --> 01:13:26,999 RIGHT NOW, ALL OF YOU GET BACK IN THE GYM. 1656 01:13:26,999 --> 01:13:27,999 EVERYONE MOVE! 1657 01:13:27,999 --> 01:13:30,334 Rehnquist: EVERYONE FREEZE! 1658 01:13:30,334 --> 01:13:32,000 FBI. 1659 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,334 STOP. CIA. 1660 01:13:34,999 --> 01:13:36,999 BUREAU OF WEIGHTS AND MEASURES. 1661 01:13:37,999 --> 01:13:42,000 IN THE FUTURE, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO FIRST. 1662 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,999 [RUMBLING] 1663 01:13:44,999 --> 01:13:47,999 [THUNDER] 1664 01:13:50,999 --> 01:13:52,709 [THUNDER] 1665 01:13:52,709 --> 01:13:55,999 VIRGIL, THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. COME ON! 1666 01:13:59,999 --> 01:14:02,999 [THUNDER] 1667 01:14:14,167 --> 01:14:17,999 WE NEED TO GET THESE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE NOW! 1668 01:14:22,999 --> 01:14:26,999 Virgil: SO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE AND CLOSE IT? 1669 01:14:26,999 --> 01:14:28,999 AS FAR AS I CAN FIGURE, IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 1670 01:14:28,999 --> 01:14:30,999 WE'LL TAKE THE REMOTE PACK WITH US 1671 01:14:30,999 --> 01:14:32,999 AND REVERSE THE POLARITY ONCE WE LAND. 1672 01:14:32,999 --> 01:14:33,999 WHAT REMOTE PACK? 1673 01:14:33,999 --> 01:14:35,000 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A NEW WAY 1674 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:38,709 TO CONTROL OUR JUMPS FROM THE OTHER SIDE. 1675 01:14:38,709 --> 01:14:38,999 OK. HOLD THE PHONE. 1676 01:14:38,999 --> 01:14:41,999 WE CANNOT LET THESE STUDENTS GO IN THAT THING. 1677 01:14:41,999 --> 01:14:42,999 THEY COULD DIE! 1678 01:14:42,999 --> 01:14:42,999 WE HAVE NO CHOICE. 1679 01:14:42,999 --> 01:14:45,999 THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES FAMILIAR WITH THE EQUIPMENT. 1680 01:14:45,999 --> 01:14:49,999 IF THEY DON'T GO, THEN WE COULD ALL DIE. 1681 01:14:50,999 --> 01:14:52,709 GODSPEED. 1682 01:14:52,709 --> 01:14:53,999 [THUNDER] 1683 01:14:53,999 --> 01:14:55,999 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M THE ONE WHO MESSED EVERYTHING UP. 1684 01:14:55,999 --> 01:14:58,999 I'LL GO ALONE. CHARLIE AND ZEKE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 1685 01:14:58,999 --> 01:15:00,999 WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS? 1686 01:15:00,999 --> 01:15:01,999 I INVENTED IT! 1687 01:15:01,999 --> 01:15:02,999 I HELPED! 1688 01:15:01,999 --> 01:15:02,999 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 1689 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:07,000 YEAH, I DID. 1690 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:07,000 YOU PAINTED. THAT'S IT. 1691 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:07,999 EXCUSE ME. 1692 01:15:07,999 --> 01:15:09,999 NO! NO, YOU DIDN'T. 1693 01:15:09,999 --> 01:15:13,999 Rehnquist: OK, OK. ENOUGH, ENOUGH! 1694 01:15:13,999 --> 01:15:15,000 YOU'LL BOTH GO. 1695 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,999 YOU'LL BE NEEDING ME, TOO, SIR, 1696 01:15:17,999 --> 01:15:19,999 AND MY HOOK. 1697 01:15:22,999 --> 01:15:23,999 YAAH! 1698 01:15:32,334 --> 01:15:34,999 [CHEERING] 1699 01:15:59,999 --> 01:16:01,999 LISTEN, GUYS. 1700 01:16:01,999 --> 01:16:02,999 ONCE WE REVERSE THE WORMHOLE'S POLARITY, 1701 01:16:02,999 --> 01:16:05,167 THERE'S NO WAY OF MEASURING HOW QUICKLY IT WILL CLOSE. 1702 01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:06,999 IT COULD STAY OPEN FOR SEVERAL MORE MINUTES, 1703 01:16:06,999 --> 01:16:09,167 OR IT COULD VANISH INSTANTANEOUSLY, 1704 01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:10,999 AND EVEN IF WE DO MAKE IT BACK ALIVE, 1705 01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:14,876 THERE'S NO GUARANTEE WE'LL RETURN EXACTLY TO THE POINT IN TIME 1706 01:16:14,876 --> 01:16:15,999 THAT WE EXITED FROM. 1707 01:16:15,999 --> 01:16:17,999 AYE, AYE, SEÑOR POSITIVE. 1708 01:16:17,999 --> 01:16:19,999 GOOD LUCK, ZEKE. 1709 01:16:19,999 --> 01:16:21,999 OHH! 1710 01:16:21,999 --> 01:16:24,999 SO, VIRGIL, I HEAR YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD. 1711 01:16:24,999 --> 01:16:27,999 THAT'S RIGHT. YOUR BIG BROTHER'S PRETTY COOL, HUH? 1712 01:16:27,999 --> 01:16:29,999 WHEN YOU DIE, CAN I HAVE YOUR ROOM? 1713 01:16:29,999 --> 01:16:31,999 MINE IS WAY TOO SMALL AND-- 1714 01:16:31,999 --> 01:16:31,999 BYE, AMY! 1715 01:16:31,999 --> 01:16:36,999 Jeanette: CHARLIE. CHARLIE, UM, COME BACK IN ONE PIECE, OK? 1716 01:16:37,999 --> 01:16:40,999 COME ON, CHARLIE. WE GOT TO GO. 1717 01:16:40,999 --> 01:16:43,999 CHARLIE. 1718 01:16:40,999 --> 01:16:43,999 CHARLIE? 1719 01:16:44,999 --> 01:16:47,999 THERE WE GO. THANKS, ZEKE. 1720 01:17:00,999 --> 01:17:02,501 VIRGIL. 1721 01:17:04,999 --> 01:17:06,999 [THUNDER] 1722 01:17:06,999 --> 01:17:09,999 LISTEN. I JUST-- WHATEVER HAPPENS IN THERE, 1723 01:17:09,999 --> 01:17:11,999 JUST I WANT YOU TO KNOW-- 1724 01:17:11,999 --> 01:17:15,501 HEY, MAN. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING. 1725 01:17:15,501 --> 01:17:17,999 YEAH. GREAT. 1726 01:17:20,999 --> 01:17:22,999 JUST, UM... 1727 01:17:22,999 --> 01:17:26,999 JUST BE CAREFUL, OK? 1728 01:17:27,999 --> 01:17:30,999 [CROWD CHANTING, "MINUTEMEN!"] 1729 01:17:32,999 --> 01:17:35,999 AT LEAST THEY FINALLY GOT THE NAME RIGHT. 1730 01:17:52,999 --> 01:17:55,999 LET'S DO THIS, FELLAS! 1731 01:18:01,999 --> 01:18:04,999 [SCREAMING] 1732 01:18:08,999 --> 01:18:10,999 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 1733 01:18:18,999 --> 01:18:21,876 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 1734 01:18:32,999 --> 01:18:35,999 WHOA! COOL! 1735 01:18:35,999 --> 01:18:38,334 [SCREAMING] 1736 01:18:43,999 --> 01:18:44,999 [GROANS] 1737 01:18:44,999 --> 01:18:47,501 [CHARLIE COUGHING] 1738 01:18:50,999 --> 01:18:52,999 WOW! SPACE MEN! 1739 01:18:52,999 --> 01:18:54,999 I THINK WE LANDED IN MUNCHKINLAND. 1740 01:18:54,999 --> 01:18:56,999 COOL WHAT UP, MUNCHKINS? 1741 01:18:56,999 --> 01:18:59,000 ACTUALLY, WE'RE ACROSS TOWN AT THE PARK. 1742 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,999 WHAT PLANET DID YOU COME FROM? 1743 01:19:00,999 --> 01:19:01,999 DID YOU COME FROM NEPTUNE? 1744 01:19:01,999 --> 01:19:03,999 DO PEOPLE FROM NEPTUNE EAT MACARONI? 1745 01:19:03,999 --> 01:19:05,999 I LOVE MACARONI. IS MACARONI, A VEGETABLE? 1746 01:19:05,999 --> 01:19:08,999 Zeke: BEAT IT, KID. WE'RE WORKING HERE. 1747 01:19:08,999 --> 01:19:10,999 OK. SET UP THE ANTENNA. 1748 01:19:10,999 --> 01:19:12,999 BEGINNING REVERSAL SEQUENCE. 1749 01:19:12,999 --> 01:19:14,999 COME ON. 1750 01:19:17,999 --> 01:19:21,999 Boy: WOW! SWEET! 1751 01:19:21,999 --> 01:19:23,999 LOOKS GOOD. 1752 01:19:25,999 --> 01:19:27,999 RATE OF INCREASE IS SLOWING. 1753 01:19:31,999 --> 01:19:35,999 THE VORTEX'S PLANE IS DECREASING. 1754 01:19:37,709 --> 01:19:38,999 [THUNDER] 1755 01:19:38,999 --> 01:19:40,501 STABILIZATION ACHIEVED! 1756 01:19:40,501 --> 01:19:41,999 I THINK WE DID IT! 1757 01:19:41,999 --> 01:19:42,999 HA! 1758 01:19:46,999 --> 01:19:49,999 WE HAVE 20 MINUTES TILL THE VORTEX TOUCHES THE GROUND. 1759 01:19:49,999 --> 01:19:52,999 THEN WE CAN JUMP BACK. 1760 01:19:52,999 --> 01:19:56,999 HEY, GUYS. TODAY'S SEPTEMBER 3, 2005. 1761 01:19:56,999 --> 01:19:58,999 FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL FRESHMAN YEAR. 1762 01:19:58,999 --> 01:19:59,999 THAT'S THE DAY-- 1763 01:19:59,999 --> 01:20:00,999 THE INCIDENT. 1764 01:20:00,999 --> 01:20:02,999 THE INCIDENT. 1765 01:20:02,999 --> 01:20:03,999 OF COURSE! THIS IS THE DAY 1766 01:20:03,999 --> 01:20:04,999 THAT A MODULE OF QUANTA ACCELERATION 1767 01:20:04,999 --> 01:20:07,999 FIRST INTERACTED WITH THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM. 1768 01:20:07,999 --> 01:20:09,876 THE ROCKET CAR, REMEMBER? 1769 01:20:09,876 --> 01:20:11,999 IT LIKED THE WORMHOLE FROM OUR PRESENT 1770 01:20:11,999 --> 01:20:12,999 TO THIS MOMENT IN THE PAST. 1771 01:20:12,999 --> 01:20:14,999 IN A FEW MOMENTS, OUR YOUNGER SELVES-- 1772 01:20:14,999 --> 01:20:17,000 UH, DUDE. 1773 01:20:27,999 --> 01:20:30,999 DON'T DO IT, VIRGIL. 1774 01:20:30,999 --> 01:20:31,999 VIRG, NO! 1775 01:20:31,999 --> 01:20:32,999 VIRG, COME ON. 1776 01:20:32,999 --> 01:20:34,709 ARE YOU HONESTLY THINKING OF STOPPING 1777 01:20:34,709 --> 01:20:36,334 WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE? 1778 01:20:36,334 --> 01:20:36,999 WHY NOT? 1779 01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:38,000 ISN'T THAT WHAT MINUTEMEN DO, 1780 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:38,999 UNDO MISTAKES? 1781 01:20:38,999 --> 01:20:41,999 WELL, I MADE A MISTAKE DOWN THERE. 1782 01:20:41,999 --> 01:20:44,999 I HAVE A CHANCE TO BE SOMEBODY. 1783 01:20:47,501 --> 01:20:49,999 OK, BUT KNOW THIS. 1784 01:20:50,999 --> 01:20:55,999 WHAT HAPPENED DOWN THERE IS WE BECAME FRIENDS. 1785 01:20:55,999 --> 01:20:57,999 THAT DAY THAT WE WERE TIED UP TOGETHER 1786 01:20:57,999 --> 01:21:01,999 ON THAT STUPID RAM STATUE, 1787 01:21:01,999 --> 01:21:02,999 THIS DAY, 1788 01:21:02,999 --> 01:21:04,876 THIS DAY THAT YOU HATE SO MUCH 1789 01:21:04,876 --> 01:21:07,999 JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A LITTLE EMBARRASSED, 1790 01:21:07,999 --> 01:21:10,999 THIS IS MY FAVORITE DAY. 1791 01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,999 EVEN THOUGH I'D STILL BE A NERD, 1792 01:21:12,999 --> 01:21:14,999 IT DIDN'T REALLY MATTER ANYMORE 1793 01:21:14,999 --> 01:21:18,999 BECAUSE NOW I HAD A REAL FRIEND. 1794 01:21:21,709 --> 01:21:24,999 THAT WOULD ALWAYS MAKE EVERYTHING OK. 1795 01:21:26,999 --> 01:21:29,999 SO MUCH FOR ALWAYS, I GUESS. 1796 01:21:33,999 --> 01:21:38,999 LISTEN. LISTEN, VIRG, YOU DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO HERE, 1797 01:21:38,999 --> 01:21:42,999 AND IF THINGS AREN'T THE SAME ON THE OTHER SIDE, 1798 01:21:42,999 --> 01:21:45,999 IT'S BEEN A GOOD RIDE. 1799 01:21:50,334 --> 01:21:51,999 Derek: HEY, GUYS, WAIT. 1800 01:21:51,999 --> 01:21:54,876 YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT 1801 01:21:54,876 --> 01:21:56,999 BECAUSE I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER IDEA. 1802 01:21:56,999 --> 01:21:58,999 I MEAN, WHY DON'T WE SMEAR THIS ALL OVER THEM? 1803 01:21:58,999 --> 01:22:00,999 [CHEERING] 1804 01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:02,999 LOSERS! 1805 01:22:11,999 --> 01:22:13,999 [BEEPING] 1806 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:15,999 NO! NO! 1807 01:22:15,999 --> 01:22:18,999 THE CLOSURE RATE OF THE VORTEX JUST WENT INTO OVERDRIVE. 1808 01:22:18,999 --> 01:22:19,999 HOLD ON. YOU'RE TELLING ME-- 1809 01:22:19,999 --> 01:22:20,999 IF THAT THING TOUCHES THE GROUND, 1810 01:22:20,999 --> 01:22:23,999 WE'LL BE TRAPPED HERE FOR GOOD. 1811 01:22:23,999 --> 01:22:24,999 WHAT ABOUT VIRGIL? 1812 01:22:24,999 --> 01:22:26,999 THERE'S NO WAY WE'LL MAKE IT TO HIM 1813 01:22:26,999 --> 01:22:29,999 AND BACK TO THE VORTEX IN TIME! 1814 01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:42,999 CHARLIE! CHARLIE, GET UP! 1815 01:22:42,999 --> 01:22:45,167 GET UP, CHARLIE. WE GOT TO KEEP MOVING! 1816 01:22:45,167 --> 01:22:46,999 LET'S GO! 1817 01:22:46,999 --> 01:22:47,999 WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT! 1818 01:22:47,999 --> 01:22:49,709 [THUNDER] 1819 01:22:49,709 --> 01:22:53,999 WE'RE A MILE WAY. WE'RE STUCK IN THE PAST FOREVER. 1820 01:22:53,999 --> 01:22:54,999 [ENGINE BACKFIRES] 1821 01:22:56,999 --> 01:22:58,999 MAN, YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK THERE. 1822 01:22:58,999 --> 01:23:01,999 KID'S GETTING ROUGHED UP BY SOME FOOTBALL PLAYERS. 1823 01:23:01,999 --> 01:23:02,999 IT'S REAL UGLY. 1824 01:23:02,999 --> 01:23:03,999 YOU DON'T SAY? 1825 01:23:03,999 --> 01:23:05,999 AT FIRST, I FELT KIND OF SORRY 1826 01:23:05,999 --> 01:23:05,999 FOR THE DORKY KID, 1827 01:23:05,999 --> 01:23:10,709 BUT I REALIZED, WHAT'S HE NEED ME FOR? 1828 01:23:11,334 --> 01:23:14,999 GOT HIMSELF A GREAT FRIEND DOWN THERE. 1829 01:23:15,999 --> 01:23:18,999 SOMEDAY, HE'LL HAVE OTHER GREAT FRIENDS, TOO. 1830 01:23:26,709 --> 01:23:27,999 SCORCH! 1831 01:23:26,709 --> 01:23:27,999 SCORCH! 1832 01:23:27,999 --> 01:23:29,999 YOU KNOW, LET'S COME UP WITH OUR OWN HANDSHAKE. 1833 01:23:29,999 --> 01:23:31,999 CAN WE GO NOW BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T 1834 01:23:31,999 --> 01:23:34,709 FEEL LIKE REPEATING THE LAST 3 YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL. 1835 01:23:34,709 --> 01:23:36,999 GOOD IDEA. GO, GO, GO, GO! 1836 01:23:37,999 --> 01:23:39,999 SEAT BELTS! 1837 01:23:52,501 --> 01:23:53,709 [HORN HONKS] 1838 01:23:53,709 --> 01:23:54,999 LOOK OUT! 1839 01:23:54,999 --> 01:23:56,167 WHOA! 1840 01:23:56,167 --> 01:23:58,999 [SCREAMING] 1841 01:24:07,999 --> 01:24:08,999 CAR! 1842 01:24:08,999 --> 01:24:10,167 [HORN HONKING] 1843 01:24:10,167 --> 01:24:12,000 CAR! 1844 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,999 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 1845 01:24:14,999 --> 01:24:17,999 OH, MY GOSH! 1846 01:24:17,999 --> 01:24:18,999 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1847 01:24:18,999 --> 01:24:20,000 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT AM I DOING? 1848 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,000 THAT WAS MARTIN STREET. 1849 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,999 THE VORTEX IS BACK THAT WAY! 1850 01:24:22,999 --> 01:24:24,334 OH, MY BAD! 1851 01:24:24,334 --> 01:24:25,999 WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT! 1852 01:24:25,999 --> 01:24:27,999 NO PROBLEM! 1853 01:24:33,999 --> 01:24:35,999 [SCREAMING] 1854 01:24:35,999 --> 01:24:38,999 [TIRES SQUEALING] 1855 01:24:44,999 --> 01:24:46,999 YEAH! GRAPPLING HOOK! 1856 01:24:44,999 --> 01:24:46,999 YEAH! GRAPPLING HOOK! 1857 01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:48,167 HIGH-FIVE! 1858 01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:50,999 KEEP YOUR HAND ON THE WHEEL! 1859 01:24:54,999 --> 01:24:55,999 GO VIRGIL! 1860 01:24:55,999 --> 01:24:57,999 GO! WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT! 1861 01:24:57,999 --> 01:25:00,999 WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT! 1862 01:25:00,999 --> 01:25:03,999 WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT! 1863 01:25:03,999 --> 01:25:06,999 MINUTEMEN, ROCK! 1864 01:25:06,999 --> 01:25:09,999 [SCREAMING] 1865 01:25:22,999 --> 01:25:25,999 [SCREAMING] 1866 01:25:25,999 --> 01:25:27,999 [GRUNTING] 1867 01:25:31,999 --> 01:25:34,999 WHERE'S MY ROCKET CART? 1868 01:25:42,999 --> 01:25:46,999 [COUGHS] 1869 01:25:46,999 --> 01:25:48,999 WHAT DAY IS IT? 1870 01:25:48,999 --> 01:25:49,999 THAT IS IT! 1871 01:25:49,999 --> 01:25:50,999 NO MORE TIME TRAVEL! 1872 01:25:50,999 --> 01:25:54,999 OK. UP. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE JOGGING. 1873 01:25:54,999 --> 01:25:57,709 NOW NOBODY LOAFS IN MY GYM CLASS. 1874 01:25:57,709 --> 01:25:58,876 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1875 01:25:58,876 --> 01:25:59,876 I UNDERSTAND PLENTY. 1876 01:25:59,876 --> 01:26:00,999 I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE NOT JOGGING, 1877 01:26:00,999 --> 01:26:01,999 SO LET'S MOVE IT, BOYS. 1878 01:26:01,999 --> 01:26:04,999 LET'S GO! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 1879 01:26:04,999 --> 01:26:08,999 STAR JOGGING! MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT! 1880 01:26:10,999 --> 01:26:14,999 I HAVE GOT TO GET ONE OF THOSE COOL JOGGING SUITS. 1881 01:26:17,999 --> 01:26:19,999 A SMOKING TIRE? 1882 01:26:24,999 --> 01:26:27,999 Tolkan: ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. NO LOITERING IN THE HALLWAYS. 1883 01:26:27,999 --> 01:26:29,999 LET'S MOVE IT ALONG. 1884 01:26:29,999 --> 01:26:32,999 GO. SCHNELL, SCHNELL! 1885 01:26:38,876 --> 01:26:42,999 I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO INSTITUTE A DRESS CODE IN THIS PLACE. 1886 01:26:42,999 --> 01:26:44,999 SEE, STEPH? THAT'S WHY I NEED HER HELP. 1887 01:26:44,999 --> 01:26:46,999 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 1888 01:26:46,999 --> 01:26:50,999 I SAID, "MY BOYFRIEND IS A LYING CHEESEBRAIN." 1889 01:26:50,999 --> 01:26:51,999 COME ON, STEPH. 1890 01:26:51,999 --> 01:26:54,999 DEREK, I'M TRYING TO STUDY. 1891 01:26:54,999 --> 01:26:55,999 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1892 01:26:55,999 --> 01:26:57,334 THE IS THE FIRST DAY THAT WE TIME TRAVELED, 1893 01:26:57,334 --> 01:26:59,501 THE DAY WE TRIED TO WIN THE LOTTERY. 1894 01:26:59,501 --> 01:27:02,999 WOW! NICE OUTFITS, BOZOS. 1895 01:27:02,999 --> 01:27:04,999 HEY, DEREK. 1896 01:27:07,501 --> 01:27:09,999 HAVE FUN WITH JOCELYN. 1897 01:27:09,999 --> 01:27:12,709 WH--WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1898 01:27:12,709 --> 01:27:12,999 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 1899 01:27:12,999 --> 01:27:16,876 I FIGURE YOU'RE BOTH SO GOOD WITH LIPSTICK 1900 01:27:16,876 --> 01:27:19,999 YOU'LL MAKE A PERFECT MATCH. 1901 01:27:19,999 --> 01:27:22,167 YOU WERE ALWAYS GONNA BE A DORK ANYWAYS, VIRGIL. 1902 01:27:22,167 --> 01:27:25,999 AND YOU WERE ALWAYS GONNA BE A JERK, DEREK. 1903 01:27:25,999 --> 01:27:28,334 HAVE A NICE LIFE. 1904 01:27:35,999 --> 01:27:37,999 [WHISPERING] Charlie. 1905 01:27:41,999 --> 01:27:42,999 LADIES. 1906 01:27:42,999 --> 01:27:44,999 OH! WHAT'S NEW, COCKATOO? 1907 01:27:44,999 --> 01:27:46,999 WOW! YOU LOOK LIKE A SUPERHERO. 1908 01:27:46,999 --> 01:27:48,999 THANKS, PUMPKIN. 1909 01:27:48,999 --> 01:27:51,709 [GRUNTS] 1910 01:27:51,709 --> 01:27:52,709 You've never kissed her before. 1911 01:27:52,709 --> 01:27:55,876 The scene in the hallway hasn't happened yet. 1912 01:27:55,876 --> 01:27:56,999 OH, RIGHT! 1913 01:27:56,999 --> 01:27:59,999 JEANETTE, I--I'M SORRY. 1914 01:27:59,999 --> 01:28:03,999 I WAS JUST-- I CAN EXPLAIN! 1915 01:28:03,999 --> 01:28:07,000 HEY. IT'S OK. 1916 01:28:07,999 --> 01:28:09,167 UH, STEPH. 1917 01:28:07,999 --> 01:28:09,167 OH, HEY. 1918 01:28:09,167 --> 01:28:11,999 YOU DIDN'T SEE ME IN HERE BEFORE, DID YOU? 1919 01:28:11,999 --> 01:28:14,999 NO, AND, UM, WHAT'S WITH THE WEIRD SUIT? 1920 01:28:14,999 --> 01:28:17,999 OH. I WAS JUST REHEARSING A LITTLE SCHOOL PLAY 1921 01:28:17,999 --> 01:28:21,999 ABOUT TIME TRAVEL, AND IT KIND OF GOT ME THINKING, 1922 01:28:21,999 --> 01:28:26,999 IF I REALLY COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD I CHANGE? 1923 01:28:26,999 --> 01:28:28,999 UH, SNOWSUIT? 1924 01:28:29,876 --> 01:28:33,999 IT WOULD TELL STEPHANIE HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT HER. 1925 01:28:34,999 --> 01:28:37,999 THAT I THINK SHE'S GREAT. 1926 01:28:37,999 --> 01:28:41,167 REALLY? 1927 01:28:37,999 --> 01:28:41,167 YEAH. 1928 01:28:41,167 --> 01:28:44,334 AND IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, 1929 01:28:44,334 --> 01:28:47,334 I THINK I'D TELL VIRGIL THE SAME THING. 1930 01:28:47,334 --> 01:28:49,999 [BELL RINGING] 1931 01:28:49,999 --> 01:28:51,334 Charlie: VIRGIL, VIRGIL! 1932 01:28:51,334 --> 01:28:51,999 WHAT, WHAT? 1933 01:28:51,999 --> 01:28:54,999 WHAT DOES THE WORLD TELEPORTATION MEAN TO YOU? 1934 01:28:54,999 --> 01:28:55,167 HUH? 1935 01:28:55,167 --> 01:28:56,876 IT'S THE NEXT BIG THING, BIGGER THAN TIME TRAVEL! 1936 01:28:56,876 --> 01:28:58,334 IT'S A WHOLE NEW TRANSPORTATION PARADIGM. 1937 01:28:58,334 --> 01:29:00,334 WE STILL HAVE THE SLIDE PROJECTOR-- 1938 01:29:00,334 --> 01:29:01,999 [MUFFLED] 1939 01:29:01,999 --> 01:29:03,999 I'LL CALL YOU. 1940 01:29:03,999 --> 01:29:06,167 TIME TRAVEL! 1941 01:29:03,999 --> 01:29:06,167 NO, CHARLIE. 1942 01:29:06,167 --> 01:29:07,999 STEPHANIE, STEPHANIE! LISTEN! 1943 01:29:07,999 --> 01:29:09,709 CHARLIE, BLACK HOLES. NO MORE-- 1944 01:29:09,709 --> 01:29:13,999 HE LIKES YOU! HE'LL LISTEN! 1945 01:29:13,999 --> 01:29:17,999 WE'D STOP GLOBAL WARMING. 1946 01:29:17,999 --> 01:29:19,999 NO, CHARLIE. 1947 01:29:40,999 --> 01:29:45,000 Virgil: SO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE AND CLOSE IT? 1948 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:48,999 AS FAR AS I CAN FIGURE, IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 1949 01:29:48,999 --> 01:29:50,167 WE'LL TAKE THE REMOTE PACK WITH-- 1950 01:29:50,167 --> 01:29:52,999 [HIP-HOP PLAYING] 1951 01:29:54,999 --> 01:29:57,999 ♪ WHOA, P-P-PARTY ♪ 1952 01:29:57,999 --> 01:29:59,999 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP ♪ 1953 01:29:59,999 --> 01:30:02,999 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, PUT YOUR HANDS UP ♪ 1954 01:30:09,999 --> 01:30:12,999 ♪ OH, P-P-PARTY ♪ 1955 01:30:12,999 --> 01:30:14,999 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP ♪ 1956 01:30:14,999 --> 01:30:15,999 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ 1957 01:30:15,999 --> 01:30:16,999 Man: THAT'S A CUT. 1958 01:30:16,999 --> 01:30:19,999 ♪ OH, P-P-PARTY ♪ 1959 01:30:19,999 --> 01:30:21,999 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP ♪ 1960 01:30:21,999 --> 01:30:21,999 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, PUT YOUR HANDS UP ♪