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I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY

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LIKE RINGING A BELL FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR

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AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING I GOT A PORN SHOOT

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I GOTTA GET GOING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

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HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

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12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING

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ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS

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AND SINGING ALONG CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES

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AND A BRAND-NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--]

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[RUSTLING] >> NICE--NICE CAVE, MAN.

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UH, WHAT IS THIS?

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UH, A CAVE?

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OH, IT IS A CAVE.

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SO I GUESS WE'RE GOING INSIDE THIS CAVE.

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DON'T YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING?

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[HEARTBEAT] >> LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO.

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[HEARTBEAT] >> LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO.

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>> I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.

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>> I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.

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[CLICK] [GUNSHOT]

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>> WHO'S YOUR MOTHER?

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WHOO-HOO, THAT'S HOW YOU BREAK SOMEBODY OFF RIGHT THERE.

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THAT SUCKER SURE CAN RUN!

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DID YOU NAIL HIS ASS?

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>> NO...

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NO ONE OUTRUNS MY BULLETS, MAN.

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THEY'RE...

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FAST.

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HA HA HA!

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>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MAN, BUT HE DONE

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OUTRUN YOUR BUTT.

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HE OUTRAN 'EM LIKE YESTERDAY, MAN.

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>> LIKE, WHEW.

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POW.

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>> DAMN, DUDE!

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>> COME ON, MAN.

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LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE FAST.

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>> MAN, YOU SURE CAN SQUEEZE A TRIGGER, MAN.

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>> DUDE, THAT IS A HAND.

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THAT IS A FAST HAND.

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>> NO WAY, MAN!

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STEP OFF, MAN! STEP OFF!

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>> STOP IT.

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>> GET OFF ME.

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GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF.

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>> STAY STILL, DUDE.

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>> NO, SHORTY!

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>> YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

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>> YOU'RE GONNA BLOW MY DAMN HEAD OFF!

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>> NO, I KNOW.

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>> I AIN'T GOT NOTHING ELSE, MAN!

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>> SO, DON'T STAY STILL.

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MOVE AROUND 'CAUSE...

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I GOT THIS.

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>> NO, YOU DON'T.

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YOU STRAIGHT-UP LYING.

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THANK YOU, DOG.

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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED.

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SHORTY'S IN CONTROL RIGHT HERE.

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>> WHAT IS THAT?

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>> IT'S A HAND.

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>> NO WAY.

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[THUD] I WONDER, UM...

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WHOSE HAND IT COULD BE.

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>> WHOA, MAN.

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NOW THIS IS A NICE CHAIR.

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THIS AIN'T NO NAUGAHYDE.

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THIS IS A REAL LEATHER CHAIR.

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[CRACKING] [PLAYING]

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MAN, WHAT THE HELL YOU PLAYING, MAN?

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IS THAT OLD BOOGER HAZE?

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>> AAH!

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>> HEY, MAN.

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DON'T GET PISSED.

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I'M JUST SAYING.

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IT SOUNDED REMOTELY LIKE BOOGER HAZE.

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[PLAYING] [BUZZING]

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>> YOU KNOW, THIS TOWN REALLY PISSES ME OFF.

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>> I KNOW.

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IT PISSES ME OFF, TOO.

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>> THERE'S NOT ONE PERSON HERE WHO WILL RACE ME, AND THAT IS

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SURE TO PISS OFF A GUY WHO OWNS THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WEST...

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OR THE EAST.

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IT DOESN'T MATTER.

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>> HONESTLY, NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR POOR LITTLE CAR.

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IT'S ALSO SO BORING.

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>> WELL...

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[BEEPING] [EXPLOSION]

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THEY BETTER START CARING...

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[FASTER BEEPING] [EXPLOSIONS]

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[STREAKING SOUND] 'CAUSE I CARE ABOUT IT A LOT.

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YOU DIG?

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>> OH, I DIG, AND I KNOW THAT YOU DIG WHAT YOU DIG, BUT I HOPE

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HE DIGS WHAT YOU DIG.

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HE IS WATCHING, YOU KNOW.

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>> THEN WATCH ON, MY BROTHER.

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WATCH AS THE BLACK SHARK TURNS IT ALL THE WAY UP.

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[TICKING] >> SOMETHING'S TELLING ME THIS

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[TICKING] >> SOMETHING'S TELLING ME THIS

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HAND KNOWS MORE THAN IT'S TELLING ME.

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THIS HAND IS UP TO SOMETHING.

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IT KNOWS SOME STUFF, AND IT WON'T TELL US.

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>> FOR REAL, MAN?

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I THINK IT'S TRYING TO STRAIGHT-UP TRIP.

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I THINK IT'S TRYING TO HAMBURGER ITS WAY INTO EATING US A HOT DOG

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OR SOMETHING, HOMEY, 'CAUSE I HAD A HOT DOG IN MY DAY, MAN.

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BOY, THEM FRANKS--WHOO!

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>> MMM...

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NOT THAT.

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>> THAT'S THE HAND THAT CUT OFF MY LEG.

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>> NO.

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THAT'S THE HAND THAT CUT OFF MY LEG.

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>> NO.

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MY LEG.

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>> NO.

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MY LEG.

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>> I HAVE AN IDEA THAT INVOLVES SKILLET AND I.

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>> NO. MY LEG.

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>> LEAVING.

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>> NO. I'M SURE IT WAS MY-- >> WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?

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>> UM...

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>> NO. MY LEG.

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>> STUFF.

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JUST DO SOME STUFF.

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WE'LL BE BACK.

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[THUD] >> AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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WHERE HAVEN'T WE EVER BEEN?

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>> YOU JUST LET HIM LEAVE LIKE THAT AND LEAVE US HERE WITH A

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BROKEN HAND TO GET US KILLED?

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NOW, HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO ME LIKE THAT?

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MY HEAD HURTS.

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EVERY TIME I DAMN TURN AROUND, I SEE AN EYEBALL OR HAND OR

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SOMETHING ALWAYS GOING WRONG UP IN HERE.

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WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN HERE?

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I'M ALL TIRED, MAN!

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I'M TIRED OF THIS SH--WHOO!

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GET ME OFF!

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AT MY HEAD.

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>> YOU ARE SO MEAN WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK.

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>> [MUFFLED VOICE] WHAT KIND OF CAR IS IT?

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THAT'S A NEAT CAR.

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WHERE'D YOU GET THIS CAR?

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HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST?

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HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST?

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HOW MUCH DID IT COST, THE CAR?

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IS THIS YOUR CAR 'CAUSE IT'S NEAT.

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WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THIS?

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THAT'S A NEAT CAR.

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WHERE'D YOU GET THIS CAR?

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HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST?

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HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST?

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HOW MUCH DID IT COST, THE CAR?

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IS THIS YOUR CAR 'CAUSE IT'S NEAT.

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WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THIS?

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THAT'S A NEAT CAR.

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WHERE'D YOU GET THIS CAR?

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HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST?

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>> HOW MUCH DID IT COST?

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WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THIS?

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>> THAT BITCH KNOWS TOO MUCH.

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>> HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST?

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HOW MUCH DID IT COST, THE CAR?

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IS THIS YOUR CAR 'CAUSE IT'S NEAT.

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WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THIS?

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>> GET IN.

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>> WHAT SONG IS THIS?

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DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT?

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WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

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WHERE'D YOU GET THIS SONG?

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DID YOU BUY IT?

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CAN YOU BURN IT FOR ME?

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WILL YOU BURN ME THIS SONG?

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WILL YOU BURN ME THIS SONG?

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WHERE WE GOING?

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I SAID WHAT SONG IS THIS?

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WHAT SONG IS IT?

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YOU'RE SINGING IT.

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ARE WE THERE YET?

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ARE WE THERE? ARE WE THERE?

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>> [LOUD SQUEAKING] >> THIS WAS FREE.

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SOMEHOW THIS WAS FREE.

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>> [SQUEAKING] >> AND THE GAS IS FREE, TOO.

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>> [SQUEAKING] >> THE GUY IN THERE TOLD ME.

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>> [SQUEAKING] >> [REPEATING "I HAVE TO PEE"]

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>> WHERE IS LITTLE MIGHTY MOUSE GOING?

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>> OH, I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S GOING.

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT THIS LITTLE CAR--THIS POOR, BORING

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LITTLE CAR--IN GEAR AND CHASE HIM?

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>> IT'S IN THE GEAR.

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IT ONLY HAS ONE.

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>> I HAVE TO PEE.

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I SAID I HAVE TO PEE.

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>> OOH, WHAT HAPPENED?

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I GUESS NOW YOU HAVE A MORE SERIOUS PROBLEM THAN HAVING TO

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PEE.

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>> THAT WASN'T NICE.

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THAT WASN'T NICE.

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THAT WASN'T NICE.

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YOU CAN'T KILL ME.

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>> HMM.

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I GUESS ROOSTER IS STILL AT THAT PARTY.

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>> [SQUEAKING] >> [ROARING]

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>> YOU HEAR THAT?

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SHH. LISTEN.

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>> [BUZZING] >> LOAD UP.

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[GUNFIRE] LET'S GET TO THE SHACK.

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[GUNFIRE] LET'S GET TO THE SHACK.

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>> [SQUEAKING] >> WHAT?

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>> [SQUEAKING] >> THEY'RE, UH...

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THEY'RE GONE.

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THEY'RE NOT THERE ANYMORE.

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OH, GEE.

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>> [SQUEAKING] >> OH, GOOD FIND.

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>> [SQUEAKING] >> OH, GOOD FIND.

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NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

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>> [SQUEAKING] >> HOLY GEE.

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DAMN, ROOSTER.

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[GROWLING] >> I KNOW YOU.

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>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

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12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

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12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪

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>> YOU CAN'T KILL ME.