1 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,700 This is the Army. 2 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:32,300 It's learning to be a soldier. And to be much more. 3 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:42,900 It's chills to the bones and hot food to put in your mouth. 4 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,400 It's the fun and the sacrifice. 5 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,800 It's a hundred ways to prove himself. 6 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,200 This is the Army. 7 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:53,100 If you want to be part of it, call this number. 8 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,200 This is my philosophy, spend a hundred dollars to clean three boots. 9 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,200 Yes, sir. 10 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,400 I don't think I've ever felt so happy. 11 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,700 - Thank you so much. - To you. 12 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:22,900 I have a nice taxi waiting. Are you sure? 13 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:26,100 - Come on. To the center. - Go ahead, let's go. 14 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,400 Thanks for the trip, partner. 15 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,000 Shit! 16 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,800 I thought I was wearing a dog around the neck. 17 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:06,000 If that's a joke, don't even bother. 18 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,300 I want you to take me to the airport. Be careful with suitcases. 19 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,400 Don't scratch them. 20 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,300 Allow me. 21 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,000 Thank you. 22 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,700 Do you want to be careful with them? 23 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,000 Madam, wouldn't you like to eat your luggage? 24 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,100 I'm in a hurry. 25 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,800 Oh, my eggs. My eggs. 26 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,700 Good morning. 27 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,100 I will teach the class basic English. 28 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,300 My name is Russell Ziskey. 29 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,200 He will be your teacher during the next five weeks. 30 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:25,100 So call me Russell, I'll I will call you by your first name... 31 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:29,300 because the truth is that some of his Last names are difficult to pronounce. 32 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:38,000 Well, I know you're impatient to start speaking English... 33 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,300 but I have to know a couple of things before because... 34 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,100 It's the first time I teach. 35 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,300 Who of you would say who speak English well...? 36 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,600 But with some other difficulty? 37 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,300 And a little English? 38 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,100 Yes? Do you speak a little English? 39 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,200 Son of a bitch. Shit. 40 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,100 Son of a bitch. Shit. 41 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,800 I had never gone this way. 42 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,500 I'm sure I've been through many. paths you have not gone. 43 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:18,800 What is your name? 44 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:22,400 John Ringer? What kind Is your last name Ringer? 45 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,100 It's Winger. I am adopted. 46 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:28,000 I have spent most of life in orphanages. 47 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:32,000 I wasn't surprised. you have everything He looks like a typical beggar. 48 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:41,600 Actually, I'm a photographer. I dedicate myself to this because I love people. 49 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,900 There is nothing I like more than meeting people like you... 50 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,200 and even take photos while I drive. 51 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:52,800 Stop! Look forward! �Careful with the road! Stop taking photos! 52 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,600 Thank you so much. 53 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,600 Aren't you going very fast? 54 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,600 Speed ​​is not the problem. 55 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,400 I shouldn't have taken that cough syrup. 56 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,900 Oh, Lord! 57 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,100 - We're going to kill ourselves! - No. 58 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,900 - Don't take your hands off the wheel! - I don't want to die! 59 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,600 To you... 60 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:30,700 They should take away his license. 61 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,800 I'll write down his name... 62 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:42,200 and I will make sure that it reaches them the competent authorities, G-E-R. 63 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,300 You are a beggar! 64 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:47,500 �And that's what it will always be,� a beggar! 65 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,700 That hurts, ma'am. 66 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:56,000 And it seems to me that I don't want to put up with their abuse. 67 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:56,400 I don't want to take her to the airport either. What do you think? 68 00:05:56,401 --> 00:06:00,400 I don't want to take her to the airport either. What do you think? 69 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:12,000 Hey, move the taxi, buddy! 70 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,700 Hey! You can't stop in the middle of the bridge! 71 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,000 Do you want to return to the vehicle? 72 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,300 It has turned out very well. We repeat it once again... 73 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,600 and we finish for today. 74 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:53,699 Good, great, great. See you next week. 75 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:56,600 We will learn more songs. We'll have a great time. Goodbye. 76 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,800 Goodbye. 77 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:20,000 That's my car! 78 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,900 - Hey, you! - Immediate payment. 79 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,400 You're late with your payments, partner. 80 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,200 It's me. 81 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,700 - John, is that you? - Yeah. 82 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:08,700 - Have you remembered my dress? - Yeah. 83 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,800 Hello, honey. you come home a little early, right? 84 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:18,000 - Yeah. -How was your day? 85 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,700 Good. 86 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,200 I brought you pizza. 87 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,900 I've had a horrible day. 88 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Yes. Yes, I imagine so. 89 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,700 I have left work. 90 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:02,300 I can't take it anymore. 91 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,200 I already know. I have to settle down. 92 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,700 - This is absurd. - Already. 93 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,300 That's what you said last week. 94 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,700 How am I going to settle down in just one week? 95 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,400 It's not a week, John. We've been like this for six months. 96 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,100 And nothing has changed. 97 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,700 You sleep until noon, and you watch Rocky and Bullwinkle. 98 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:24,200 Then you take the taxi, What, a couple of hours? 99 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,400 You come home, you order food... 100 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:30,300 and you play the disgusting records from Tito Puente until 2:00 am. 101 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,700 When Tito Puente dies, you will say: 102 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,200 ""I've been listening for years their discs. "It's fabulous." 103 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,900 Then you watch movies until that dawn, and then... 104 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:40,600 then you get in in bed with me. 105 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:44,700 Don't you think that requires energy? You are a sex machine. 106 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:46,400 Most of them couldn't handle you. 107 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,800 I have had to read books so I can keep up with you. 108 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,500 It's not funny. 109 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,800 You're not going anywhere like that, John. 110 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,100 It no longer has any charm. 111 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,200 A little charm if it has. 112 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:12,200 Come on. I am part of a generation restless and disoriented. 113 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,800 Do you want me to run for the Senate? 114 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,900 I don't know what I want. 115 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:20,000 The only thing I know is that I don't love you. 116 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:26,100 �So the problem In short, am I still here? 117 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,400 Where is that sharp knife? what did we have? Anita! 118 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,400 I need you. 119 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,300 Come on, John. 120 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,800 I knew that wasn't going to sound very good. 121 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,900 -Anita. - No. 122 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:47,700 John, no, it's not going to work. I like you, but I need something more. 123 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:51,700 I need someone who evolves and grow with me. Goodbye. 124 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,600 - Who will grow more than me? - Goodbye. 125 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,200 Talking about great potential of growth. 126 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,000 I am the little acorn that turns into oak. 127 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,700 You can't go! All the plants are going to die! 128 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,800 And, then, depression took hold. 129 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,500 Long. 130 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,100 Hello, John. 131 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,900 What's wrong with you? 132 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,900 Nothing. 133 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,400 Nice shot, John. 134 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,000 Do you need help? 135 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,000 Can I have the last beer? 136 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,500 - No. - We will share it. 137 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,500 I've had a morning most interesting. 138 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,100 In the last two hours... 139 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:13,100 I have lost my job, my apartment... 140 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,100 the car and my girlfriend. 141 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,400 You still have your health left. 142 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,600 Hey. Yes, thanks. Bring it to me. 143 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,900 Hey. Throw the ball, buddy. 144 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,700 That's it, come to dad. Bring me the ball. Come on. 145 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,300 my god... 146 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,900 Thank you. 147 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,000 The Army makes you feel in many ways. 148 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:49,700 - Tired, challenged, trained, proud. - It doesn't look bad. 149 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,300 What, the Army? 150 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,400 Are you kidding. 151 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,600 I've always thought about enlisting. 152 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,000 Crap. You are not one of those. 153 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,700 What do you mean by what? I'm not one of those? 154 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,700 I have already seen the people who gets ready 155 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000 I saw them when I worked in unemployment. They are like us. 156 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,500 They're just not as sophisticated. 157 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,700 Of course, not that old. 158 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,400 I bet you can't do not even five push-ups. 159 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,300 Five push-ups? 160 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,400 Three dollars go to that I can do them. 161 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,100 Come on. but five well done. 162 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,800 - Marine push-ups no. - No, simple. 163 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,400 I had never heard bones crunch like that. 164 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,900 For now, zero. 165 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,400 - I'm praying. - You'll need it. 166 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,900 Come on. That there is a time limit. 167 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:53,300 It's almost ready. Eyes on the carpet... 168 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,400 And there goes the first. Very good. It has started. 169 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,200 It's moving. The second. 170 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,300 Although it's not that good. 171 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,100 And he makes the third. 172 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:11,100 You are now ready to the Paralympic Games. 173 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,500 Three. 174 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,200 - There are four. - Four. 175 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,600 I was testing you. 176 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,900 And he's going for the fifth. Will he get it? 177 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,000 Congratulations. You just doubled your money. 178 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,600 I have to get in shape. 179 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,900 I have to stop drinking, Or I'm going to get it before I'm 30. 180 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,800 The Army is my only salvation. 181 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,800 You could go to a monastery. 182 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,500 Have you ever seen a monk fuck some teenagers? 183 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,900 - Never. - Well, leaving the monastery. 184 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,400 Beer. 185 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,700 - Thanks for sharing it. - You're welcome. 186 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,400 you can stay in my house if you want. 187 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,600 I almost have it under control the cockroach problem. 188 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,600 I'm going to get ready. 189 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,900 You have the wrong idea about the Army. 190 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,500 You think it's a gym with chachis uniforms or something like that. 191 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,800 In the Army they convert your body into a dangerous weapon. 192 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,000 They make you a black belt. 193 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,900 I will turn into a machine humane to kill. 194 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,300 I think we should go again to California, to pick fruit. 195 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,799 - They give you money. - Who? 196 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,700 Financial aid from the army. They lend you all the money you want. 197 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,900 Why don't you stop to talk about the Army? 198 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,200 with the money you buy a caravan. 199 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,800 They send it to you wherever you want. 200 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,700 You travel a lot. To Kathmandu, fixed. 201 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,600 Yes, and dysentery, fixed. 202 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,400 I will be in Nepal with those girls with a monkey head. 203 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,899 And they all came to me like: ""Hey, John... 204 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:52,300 thank you for protecting us of the Chinese. Thank you so much. 205 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,800 "Is there something we can do?" do for you? 206 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,400 Oh, by the way, handsome... 207 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,000 we have never ridden in a caravan "". 208 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,900 Imagine. 209 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,200 Have you heard what they say about the gratitude of Nepalis? 210 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,300 - No. - They will teach me how to levitate. 211 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,000 A black belt who knows how to levitate. 212 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,800 - And with a caravan. - The bill, please. 213 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,099 I see that you have everything well thought out. 214 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,800 When it comes to the future, You really know, John. 215 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,200 Right now I'm a mess. 216 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,400 I have nothing but bad habits a lot of bad debts. 217 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:29,400 I have nothing but bad habits and a lot of bad debts. 218 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:34,300 In my life I need a strong discipline. 219 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:39,500 You know who would be a phenomenon in the Army? 220 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,300 Who? 221 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,700 - You. - Come on, I'd hate it. 222 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,500 You would be a phenomenon. You could be from Intelligence. 223 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,700 - I pass. - You could be an officer. 224 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,800 In a year you could become general 225 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,200 Charles de Gaulle was a general. And you are smarter than him. 226 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,900 That guy was pretty hard-headed. 227 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,100 I'll have to go Running to get ready, right? 228 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:05,400 Well, I'm going there. We could go in your car. 229 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,700 - We have no other choice, right? - Yeah. 230 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,500 Are you coming in? 231 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,600 It is a loading and unloading area. They can't park there. 232 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,800 We have not parked, we have abandoned it. 233 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,800 I can't believe Let's go do this. 234 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,700 Hey, if they kill me, my blood will fall on you. 235 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,300 As long as it doesn't splash me the shoes. hello! 236 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:54,000 I'm not saying that the Army is going to do for you what he did for me. 237 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,700 I'm just saying you get in measure to what you give. 238 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:01,400 Sometimes the Army is your best opportunity. 239 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,200 I have to ask you some questions. They are somewhat personal. 240 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,600 �They have been convicted of a crime or for a misdemeanor? 241 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,900 That is, robbery, rape, vehicle theft, and all that. 242 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,800 - Condemned? - Yeah. 243 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 - No. - Never condemned. 244 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,400 Good. Very good. 245 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,300 Is it one of you two homosexual? 246 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,900 So, if we have a pen, or...? 247 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:35,000 Well it's a question of procedure that I must do for them. 248 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:38,100 No, we are not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn. 249 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,900 Yeah. They would send us to some special place? 250 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,400 I guess that's a no. 251 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,500 Very good, they just need to give it his autograph to Uncle Sam. 252 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:56,200 "Sammy, get well soon." 253 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,100 Very good. Now put your name. 254 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,400 Can I talk to you for a minute? 255 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:49,300 I was wondering if... Are you wearing...? 256 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,800 - ...you know, something? - No, that's it. 257 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,000 It was to know If you can pass me something. 258 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,000 What, you are dedicated to smuggling fur or something like that? 259 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,700 Drugs. 260 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,900 Excuse me. General Hansen? 261 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:10,000 No, I'm not a general, But did he want something? 262 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,100 Yeah. Thank you for saving my life in Vietnam. 263 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:16,700 - I don't think it was me. - It's true. It was in Normandy. 264 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,300 I was seriously injured. 265 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,300 He caught me, he took me to a trench and he cured me. 266 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,700 I don't believe it. And I don't even care I don't even have time for this. 267 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,300 - Do you see this bracelet? P.M. - Yes, ma'am. 268 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:32,100 It means military police. You go on any of these buses? 269 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,800 Not yet, ma'am. 270 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:37,300 My job is to make sure that strongmen like you... 271 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,600 get on these buses and don't get lost. 272 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,700 So now you can go getting on the bus. 273 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,500 Have you targeted him, Louise? 274 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,100 Before you get on the bus They search you, you know. 275 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,800 - Really? - Yeah. Be careful. 276 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,100 So what? Since we liked it... 277 00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,800 How about we see each other? in the officers club? 278 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:08,500 Be careful with this guy. He is a fighter. 279 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,700 - Do you have the documents? - Yeah. Here you go. 280 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,100 What happens if I refuse? to get on the bus? 281 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,100 You seem like a sensible guy. and intelligent. 282 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,200 Don't make me shoot him. 283 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,700 Come up, soldier. 284 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,000 - What do you think? - I hope we don't go to war. 285 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:46,900 Stewardess, excuse me. Do they play movies on this plane? 286 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:50,100 - To the bus. - Movies on this plane, how good. 287 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:53,400 WELCOME TO FORT ARNOLD 288 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,620 WELCOME TO UNITED STATES ARMY 289 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,100 For inside. Get off the bus. 290 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,000 Get off the bus. And inside. 291 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,900 Quick, son. Hurry. 292 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,200 Hurry! 293 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,900 Get off the bus. 294 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,200 For inside. 295 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,300 Sergeant Hulka. 296 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,500 Yes, sir? 297 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:11,400 Rest easy, sergeant. 298 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:14,900 I am Captain Stillman, new commanding officer of the company. 299 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,300 Nice to meet you, sir. 300 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,800 It looks like a group of men very good, don't you think? 301 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:24,000 My goodness, I hope Let this be the dining room. 302 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,900 How's that going, Eisenhower? 303 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,600 Yes, sir, the best in the country. 304 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,400 Yeah, well. Let everyone come in... 305 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,600 and continue, I suppose. 306 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:40,100 It will be in my office if you need me 307 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,600 Yes, sir. 308 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,100 Inside. 309 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,800 Get that out of there, corporal. 310 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,000 Let's go! 311 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:03,600 Gentlemen, welcome to the Army of the United States. 312 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,900 I'm Sergeant Hulka. 313 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,400 I'm your drill sergeant. 314 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,000 Before we continue... 315 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,100 Let's make something clear. 316 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:21,400 Their moms are no longer there here to take care of you. 317 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,700 We are alone, you, Me and Uncle Sam. 318 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,500 Before we finish... 319 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:35,700 They will discover that Uncle Sam and I are the same person. 320 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,900 Uncle Hulka? 321 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,600 When I tell them to move... 322 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,100 They will move quickly. 323 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,100 When I tell them to jump... 324 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,600 They will ask me: "How high?" 325 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,300 And don't be fooled. 326 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:57,699 I don't care where it comes from, the color of your skin... 327 00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:00,200 I don't care how smart or how stupid they are... 328 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,800 because I will teach them to each of you... 329 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:05,200 to eat, sleep... 330 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:10,000 walk, talk, shoot and shit like an American soldier. 331 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:15,900 - Understood? - Yes, sir. 332 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,100 I haven't heard them. 333 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,200 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 334 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,200 Don't call me "sir." I'm a sergeant. I make a living. 335 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,000 - Yes, sergeant. - I haven't heard them. 336 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,200 - Yes, sergeant. - That's what I want to hear. 337 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,400 "It doesn't seem to you that Does the guy go a little overboard? 338 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,000 Do you have a problem, boy? 339 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,700 None, sergeant. 340 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,800 Stand up, boy. 341 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:55,100 What's your problem, boy? 342 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:58,200 It was just a joke, sergeant. 343 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,900 Well, why don't you tell me? What's the joke on me, son? 344 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,300 She wasn't very funny, sir. Sergeant. 345 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,300 How do you know? 346 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,200 I have a rare sense of humor. Hey, Corporal Briggs? 347 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,300 Yes, sergeant! 348 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:18,700 Corporal Briggs, we have a comedian between us. 349 00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:21,800 Please take it outside... 350 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,500 and do 50 push-ups. 351 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:27,100 Get that stinky ass out of here! 352 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,700 Quick! 353 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,200 One, two, one, two! 354 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:36,100 Does anyone else want to be a comedian? 355 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,900 - No, sergeant. - I haven't heard them! 356 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,200 No, sergeant! 357 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:49,200 Shut up! Shut up now! 358 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,900 - It's not that big of a deal. - Why is yours so long? 359 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:54,200 Thirty-nine. 360 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,600 Eighty-three. 361 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,100 One hundred and seven. 362 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:01,861 - Ninety-four. - Ninety-four? 363 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:03,800 Follow. Take your papers. 364 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,500 These are 86, and they are big for me. 365 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,600 And I have to manage with ninety-four? 366 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:17,700 Sergeant Hulka? 367 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,500 I'm sorry for what happened in the presentation. 368 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,600 I didn't mean to offend anyone. It won't happen again. 369 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,300 Don't stop! Let's go! 370 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,200 - Do you think he swallowed it? - No. 371 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,300 Long underwear or briefs? 372 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:40,700 A low-rise bikini bottom? Mesh, if possible. 373 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,000 Where are you from, Texan? 374 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:48,400 Don't ever touch me again, in life. 375 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,300 This is really cool. Free clothes. 376 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,800 The girls in New York They pay a lot of money for this garbage. 377 00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:59,400 What do you say about the food? What was that brown? 378 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:06,700 Very well, gentlemen, let's form along of the road in columns of two. 379 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,800 Let's form! 380 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,100 Let's go! Quick! 381 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,100 Hello. 382 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,700 Hurry! 383 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:21,100 Do you know something, soldier? I have noticed that you are always the last. 384 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:24,000 - I'm going at my own pace, sergeant. - Let's go! 385 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,700 I'm sorry. 386 00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:32,900 Left, ar! 387 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:38,200 Left, right, left, right. 388 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,800 In their positions. 389 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,400 Head on, march! 390 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,500 Hey, we're parading. 391 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,100 Left, right, left, right, left, right. 392 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,500 My name is Howard J. Turkstra. I'm from Kansas City. 393 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,900 My hobbies are fast cars and fast women. 394 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:13,900 Because... That's why those from my club cars they call me ""Pilot"". 395 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,100 They should call him ""Moron"". 396 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,200 Let's go. 397 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,000 Go on. 398 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:24,700 I have joined the Army because my Father and my brother were soldiers. 399 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:29,300 I prefer to volunteer to be called to drag me. 400 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,500 Son, there is no longer mandatory militarization. 401 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:40,000 Was there before? 402 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,200 Big idiot! 403 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:48,100 The next one. 404 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,600 My name is Francis Soyer. 405 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,600 but everyone He calls me Crazy. 406 00:31:56,100 --> 00:32:00,900 Whoever decides to call me Francis, I kill him. 407 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,300 You just entered on my list, buddy. 408 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:08,000 �And I don't like anyone touch my things! 409 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,500 So it was those hands. 410 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,100 If I catch someone messing around In my things, I kill it. 411 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,000 I don't like being touched either. 412 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,100 To the first faggot of you... 413 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:25,500 If he touches me, I'll kill him. 414 00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:31,100 Cheer up that mood, Francis. 415 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:37,100 Everyone is in this together. 416 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,200 One of these can save your life. any day, understand? 417 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:45,100 Maybe someone won't be saved. 418 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:53,500 - Your turn. - Me? 419 00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:55,100 Yeah. 420 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:59,300 My name is Dewey Oxberger. My friends call me Ox. 421 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:02,500 You will have noticed that I have a slight weight problem. 422 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,700 - No! - Well yes. 423 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,400 Well nothing, I went to a doctor. 424 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,900 Well, he told me that there was swallowed a lot of aggression... 425 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,000 and too many pizzas. 426 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,800 Pizzas! 427 00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:17,400 I am generally a shy person. 428 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,500 I'm a shy boy... 429 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:23,200 and suggested that I take one of those courses for aggression. 430 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:27,000 Courses against aggression such as EST, and things like that. 431 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,699 Anyway, it costs 400 dollars sign up for one of those. 432 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:33,500 And of course, he didn't have the money. 433 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:38,800 So I thought: ""Enlist in the Army. It's free." 434 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,200 And I thought that here I would lose a few kilos. 435 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,300 The instruction period is hard, six to eight weeks. 436 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:47,500 Which is perfect for me. 437 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:51,600 From here I will come out transformed into a fine and dangerous combat machine. 438 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,900 - Well thought out, Ox. Very good. - TRUE. 439 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,200 Ziskey. 440 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,200 I have always been a pacifist. 441 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,900 When I was little my father told me: ""Never hit anyone... 442 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,000 unless you are sure that nothing is going to happen to you "". 443 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,500 I don't know if he will be a good soldier... 444 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:18,200 but I want you to know that if any time we go into combat... 445 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,400 I will cover their backs at all times. 446 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:30,100 Very good, Mr. Pushups. Let's hear your story. 447 00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:34,900 Girls like me because I almost never wear underwear... 448 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:38,200 and when I wear it, it usually be quite extravagant. 449 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:43,700 But now I know why guys like You always take away my girls. 450 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:46,199 It's not just because of the uniform. 451 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,700 They are the stories they tell. 452 00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:51,300 So fun and full of imagination. 453 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,800 Lee Harvey... 454 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,100 you are crazy. 455 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:01,800 The time you stole that cow... 456 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:05,200 and your friends tried do it with the cow... 457 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,400 I want to go marching with you, cowboy. 458 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,300 You and I are going to put it together. 459 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,800 I'm going to make a risky decision. 460 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,100 I volunteer to lead this platoon. 461 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,200 An Army without leaders It's like a foot... 462 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,600 no big toe 463 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,700 And Sergeant Hulka does not It will always be possible... 464 00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:32,500 our big toe. 465 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,200 I think we owe him a loud applause... 466 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,400 to our new, best companion... 467 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,500 and big toe... 468 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:45,000 Sergeant Hulka. 469 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,300 Now, okay, important gift. 470 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:59,600 Let's see what kind You are made of a soldier. 471 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,400 The reveille's touch It will be at 5:00 am. 472 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,000 Then they will go to the ticket offices... 473 00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:07,600 and we will have an inspection of lockers. 474 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000 And then we will travel 16 kilometers, rain or shine. 475 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,300 So you better go to sleep, my little ones... 476 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,800 or Sergeant Hulka with his big toe... 477 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,300 see how far You can put it up your ass. 478 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,200 Up! 479 00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,900 We have a long day ahead of us. 480 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:48,900 We will start running eight kilometers. 481 00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:51,800 I know I speak on behalf of the platoon if I say that... 482 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,700 The race should be postponed until that the unit has rested more. 483 00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:04,700 Well, I'll tell you something, soldier. Let 16 kilometers be better. 484 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,900 Any more complaints? 485 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,400 Thank you very much, Winger! 486 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,500 Well done, moron. 487 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,200 You are making friends Very quickly, John. 488 00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:30,100 Oh, oh... My God! My mother! 489 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,200 Captain Stillman. 490 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,400 Commander Ellis wants me to check these interim reports, captain. 491 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,600 Interim reports! I don't do anything else on this site. 492 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,500 I need action! 493 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,700 Hold this, corporal. 494 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,400 Look at those men. 495 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:05,200 Are those my men, corporal? 496 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,400 No, sir. They are the men From Captain Benton, sir. 497 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:10,800 And where are my men? 498 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:13,400 Sergeant Hulka It's on the obstacle course. 499 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,500 Sergeant Crocker It's at the shooting range. 500 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,500 Magnificent. Corporal, bring me the jeep. 501 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,300 Yes, sir. 502 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,700 Granada! 503 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,600 Go for them! 504 00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:42,900 Very good soldiers. Are they in my company? 505 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:46,300 No, sir. There they come yours, sir. 506 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:28,800 On the attack! 507 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,000 On the attack! 508 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,700 On the attack! 509 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,300 �Get up when I hit you the bayonet! 510 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,400 Get on the floor, and do me 50 push-ups! 511 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:53,200 Let's go! I'm going to beat you alive! I killed for... 512 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:57,400 Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen... 513 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,400 Twenty-seven, twenty-eight... 514 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:27,000 Wait a moment. 515 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,400 - Yours weighs less. - Yes, it's my mistake. 516 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:30,800 - Already. - Here, let's change. 517 00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:33,200 - I thought it was a mistake. - That's it. 518 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,200 It weighs a lot. 519 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,100 This one weighs little. Get away. 520 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:46,600 Get going! 521 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:50,700 - Stop there! Let's form! - Sergeant, it's raining. 522 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,300 Sergeant, I don't think It's a good idea to march today. 523 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,900 We are in flu season and colds. 524 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,500 Fifty-one, fifty-two... 525 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,500 - When does the good come, John? - This is the good thing. 526 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:07,400 Get off that ass, soldier. Or they'll shoot you someday. Let's go! 527 00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:08,900 Hurry! 528 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,100 Are you okay? 529 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,000 I should have hung my head. 530 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,700 I learned a lot of things today, John. 531 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:55,000 I have never felt so alive in my life. 532 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,300 I think this was the best day of my life 533 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:02,600 I want to thank you for making me enlist. 534 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,500 Get me out of here. 535 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,700 I will take care of you. 536 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:17,200 Are you heading south today? Very good. 537 00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:24,400 - What do you drink? - Elmo gave them to me. 538 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,500 I told him it made me dizzy. I think it's Dramamine. 539 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,700 They are the microdots from Elmo, tripis. 540 00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:36,400 John. 541 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,700 - John, I've had a lot. - How many? 542 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,100 Well one right now and another in the barracks. 543 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,200 Two in the jeep. 544 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:52,400 - Two when we got off the jeep. - No! You have eaten six. 545 00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:55,299 What a tragedy. Hey, hey. 546 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:58,600 We are not going to let you pilot, so sit here. 547 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,900 Fasten your seatbelt, cowboy. 548 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:04,000 set the table in a vertical position, do you want? 549 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,200 You will feel good inside about twelve hours. 550 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,100 Until then you will feel a little strange, but... 551 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,200 The plane is falling apart. 552 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:28,600 hello! 553 00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:01,200 I'm Captain Hollister, Operations. Specials. Who are you? 554 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,500 - Commander Dodge. - Captain DeSoto. 555 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,400 Nice, Hollister. I have heard a lot about you. 556 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:09,300 Well, I haven't heard anything from you. And it's not on my list. 557 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,000 It's just that we like to keep it secretly, captain. 558 00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:16,900 It's double, double top secret. 559 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,600 - Intelligence? - Something. 560 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,100 Anything I tell you It could be a lie, captain... 561 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,000 so let's go together to your destination... 562 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:29,600 and once there, we will separate. 563 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,000 You may leave, captain. 564 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,600 Go ahead, commander, let's go! 565 00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:01,300 Now! 566 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:03,700 Now! 567 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,800 Russell! 568 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,400 They're all going on a field trip, John! 569 00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:15,700 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 570 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:34,900 The important thing is Don't panic. 571 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,700 we should build a refuge, I think. 572 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:41,700 Then make us some utensils of stone, and build spears and arrows. 573 00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:44,400 Tonight we will go out hunting wild boar. 574 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,700 And then we will marinate his meat for the journey. 575 00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:49,800 In the morning, we will cut a very big tree... 576 00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:51,500 and we will build a canoe. 577 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:55,100 If we find a river, This will take us to the sea. 578 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,600 With luck, we'll catch one of the great maritime routes... 579 00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:02,000 and in a couple of days he will pick us up a Liberian cargo ship. 580 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,600 What do you think? 581 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,100 I think we should look for a hotel. 582 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,200 It's a good idea. 583 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,900 hello! 584 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:20,600 I think some of these plants They are edible. 585 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:22,800 - Yeah. - Not this one. 586 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,500 I think we will have to settle for a motel. 587 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,400 - This looks like a main road. - Yes, the interstate highway. 588 00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:35,400 Yeah. If we find a gas station They will tell us where they are... 589 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,900 What a rush. The sky is brown. 590 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,500 Hello. 591 00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,100 Thank you. 592 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,200 Sit down. 593 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,500 Thank you. 594 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:49,500 Colombia. Grass of love. 595 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,800 Good, good, good. 596 00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:54,700 Tablets. 597 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,600 For you. 598 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,200 Good, good. 599 00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:10,600 Yes, yes. 600 00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:13,700 - Very good for broth. - Yes, take about thirty. 601 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,500 Very good. Brilliant. 602 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:18,500 It's time to get out of here. 603 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,600 Why do they fight? 604 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,100 The time has come. 605 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:33,800 I can't hear you! You two should get married! 606 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,800 Hey, captain, can you take us? 607 00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:10,900 Get on the plane. 608 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,900 With great pleasure. 609 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,700 God, look at that. 610 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,900 Rinse with the soap. That is. Rinse well. 611 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,000 But look. Bow down. Drop the soap. What tits! 612 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:37,200 God, I wish I were a sponge. But look at that! What... 613 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,200 Those little muscles. 614 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,900 I didn't know they could do that. 615 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,600 - Excuse me, captain. - I don't want to be bothered. 616 00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:50,600 Stillman! 617 00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:54,500 - To order. - Colonel Glass introduces himself. 618 00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:57,000 I see that already, corporal. Retire. 619 00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,000 It's a pleasure, sir. Welcome to Fort Arnold. 620 00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:02,800 - Stop the nonsense, captain. - Yes, sir. 621 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,100 I have a problem and I need your help. 622 00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:07,800 Have you heard about the E.M.50 project? 623 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,500 Yes, sir. It's a tank or something like that. 624 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,000 - It is an urban assault vehicle. - That is. 625 00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:16,900 The Pentagon wants to present it to the media next month in Italy. 626 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,500 What General Barnicke wants of you... 627 00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:24,200 is that I send him the best squad of new recruits for the E.M.50. 628 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,300 Let them be extraordinary. 629 00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:29,900 We'll take some photos driving the 50. 630 00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:33,099 ""The new soldiers with the last weapons "". Something like that. 631 00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:36,100 Yes, sir. You can count on me, sir. 632 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,900 If he screws up, Stillman... 633 00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:41,400 I will assign you to the station meteorology of the Arctic Circle. 634 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,000 - Understood? - Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 635 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,600 Good. 636 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,000 Attention! 637 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:58,100 - I'm not going. 638 00:51:58,300 --> 00:52:00,900 Well, I do. Pilot, you what? 639 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,900 I think I shouldn't. 640 00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:05,200 Well, let's see. Let me see them first. 641 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,100 No, not with a hand like that. 642 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,800 R�tame. Come on, lie down a bluff Come on. 643 00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:12,800 How much do I go up? 644 00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:15,100 If I were you, I would go all out. 645 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:18,300 Me because I am an aggressive player. They call me Mr. Las Vegas. 646 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:24,500 Cheer up, let's go. 647 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,000 Yes, yes, that's it. I'm coming. 648 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,200 - What do you have? - I have a full house. 649 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,600 Three threes and two sixes, that is, full house. What do you have? 650 00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:35,600 - Two fours with an ace. - You have an ace, an eight and a seven. 651 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,800 You lose. If you had had 652 00:52:40,300 --> 00:52:42,700 - You're getting better. - I get the hang of it now. 653 00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:46,400 Isn't that fun? You are good at it to be the first time. 654 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:47,900 Attention! 655 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,700 To form for inspection. Let's go! Let's go! 656 00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:54,900 Firm! 657 00:52:57,900 --> 00:53:00,400 It has reached my ears... 658 00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:04,200 that several members of the third platoon of Bravo Company... 659 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,100 have abandoned this military post without permission. 660 00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,300 I want to know who they were. 661 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,100 Or he tells me now... 662 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:23,100 or will I have to find out by my own means. 663 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,500 Very good, sir... 664 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:41,500 24 hours have been won of rubbing garbage cans. 665 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:43,500 Back! 666 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,200 Well like no one else He had the guts... 667 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,900 to admit it... 668 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,100 the rest of the platoon... 669 00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:01,800 will work the following two purposes of the week in the dining room. 670 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,900 What do you think, sir? 671 00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:09,000 A shit. 672 00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:15,000 The time has come for Let's talk privately, Winger. 673 00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:17,100 Come to my office. 674 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,900 Gives me, Winger, that you don't like me. 675 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,400 Maybe I don't know him still good, sergeant. 676 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:39,300 Let's stop the bullshit, okay? 677 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,500 - Let's leave. - You are a rebel. 678 00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:45,500 I have been in the Army for 28 years. 679 00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:48,900 I have seen pass by here to many people like you. 680 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:54,700 You think you know everything, right? 681 00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:56,800 Well, I'll tell you something. 682 00:54:56,900 --> 00:54:59,400 You have no idea what is to be a soldier. 683 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:03,600 It's very hard. Especially those marches in such straight lines. 684 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:07,200 I'm not talking about that nonsense! I'm talking about something important. 685 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:11,000 Discipline, duty, honor and the value. You have no idea about that. 686 00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:15,900 Those words mean a lot for those who clean garbage cans. 687 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:18,600 If you don't love me in your army, throw me out... 688 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:21,600 but leave me alone. 689 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:27,500 Maybe you would like to give me a punch 690 00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:32,100 I would like to give you a good punch, sergeant. 691 00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,800 Well, go ahead, give me very strong. 692 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:39,200 I don't feel like going to the dungeon. 693 00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:49,500 I'll take my hat off. 694 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:58,600 That's it, Winger. I'm not your drill sergeant anymore. 695 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,300 We are equal, from man to man. 696 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,300 So go ahead, give me very strong. 697 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,100 Hit me. 698 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,300 Fearful. 699 00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:13,600 Rebel. 700 00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:29,700 I'm willing to forget this little incident. 701 00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:32,400 But I want you to think a lot in it. 702 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:36,900 Maybe one day you will understand what hell I'm talking. 703 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,900 No. No, don't stop. 704 00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:52,800 Don't stop. 705 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,600 I will continue to respect you. 706 00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:57,600 What's more, now I respect you even more. 707 00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:00,900 But put more whipped cream. 708 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,100 John. John. 709 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:13,300 I have had a dream Very strange, John. 710 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,600 John? 711 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:33,800 If I call Anita, she will come look for me to the station, right? 712 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,900 I come back, I look for myself a new apartment... 713 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,100 and let's see if I can recover the job of taxi driver. 714 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,000 Where are you going? Are you leaving without permission? Are you leaving without permission? 715 00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:04,100 - No, I'm going to desert. - Idiot! 716 00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:06,900 If you desert it, it is a federal crime. 717 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,400 - Come on. - I'll deal with the federals. 718 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,700 Above. Come on. You're not going anywhere. 719 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,600 Now, listen to me. You will finish the instruction... 720 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,800 you will shut your mouth and do everything he tells you. 721 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,500 - And do you know why? - Why? 722 00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:24,500 "Because you got me into this, That's why, idiot! It was your idea! 723 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,000 I didn't put you in. It's what you needed. 724 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,500 I'm going to kill you! Damn you! 725 00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:33,500 Where is the big pay? And the trips? 726 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:37,800 Where is the caravan? I shit the bitch! Damn! 727 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,200 It's not what it seems. 728 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:51,900 No, we're just good friends. 729 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,800 To the jeep. 730 00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,500 Come on. 731 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,700 I was going to the laundry, for me uniform. 732 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:04,800 Save yourself the excuses. 733 00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:19,800 Well, guys, They are already home. Come down. 734 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,400 You're not going to report anything, right? 735 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,500 I'm going to treat it the same as a UFO observation. 736 00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:36,400 ""I saw something, but I'm not there sure it was"". 737 00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:38,800 Thank you. 738 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,200 Bye bye. 739 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,300 Let's go! Up! 740 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,100 Wow, boy... 741 01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:35,700 we have women who climb better. Up! 742 01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:37,800 Stand up! 743 01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:41,500 Up! 744 01:00:41,900 --> 01:00:44,700 He said he can't. Why don't you go up? 745 01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:54,500 Step back, Winger. 746 01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:56,500 Let's go! 747 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:17,600 Well, soldier, let's see How about that mortar shoot? 748 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:21,100 - How coordinated, sir? - Coordinates? 749 01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:24,400 Yes, sir. They determine where... 750 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:28,200 Soldier, the Army has spent a lot money to teach him how to shoot. 751 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,100 So point and shoot. 752 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:35,200 - We don't know where... - You only learn by doing it! 753 01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:37,800 Fire that gun. 754 01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:47,200 Very good! 755 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:51,000 Some loser of you want go up and try to get out of here? 756 01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:56,400 Shit. 757 01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:00,400 They attack us! 758 01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:28,200 Sergeant, This means that Are we done for today? 759 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,100 - Save your energy, Sergeant. - Yeah. 760 01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:35,600 Take it away from me! Take it away from me! 761 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:52,500 I understand that they are affected for the accident of his sergeant. 762 01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:55,900 Especially when there is little left to finish the instruction. 763 01:02:56,900 --> 01:03:00,900 As far as I'm concerned, Sgt. Crocker is 100% responsible... 764 01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:02,900 of the whole thing. 765 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,200 That's not what I've heard. 766 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,400 Who said that? Pick that up! Who said that? 767 01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:10,200 - Did you say it? - No, sir. 768 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,300 - Did you say it? Who...? - I said it. 769 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,300 Well, I don't care what I heard. 770 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:20,000 My report states that Crocker did not He has given the mortar's orders well... 771 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,000 and that he did not control his men. 772 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:25,200 As you wish, sir. 773 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,700 Of course, soldier. 774 01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:29,200 I don't want to hold on no insubordination... 775 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,100 from anyone in this platoon. 776 01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:33,000 The case is closed. 777 01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:35,800 stop worrying because of what happened to Hulka... 778 01:03:35,900 --> 01:03:39,900 and worry about how they are going to to pass the instruction period. 779 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,600 They have three days to catch up. 780 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,700 And if you want my honest opinion... 781 01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:50,500 They're not going to make it. 782 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,000 Don't fall behind. Come on. 783 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:57,200 We owe Sergeant Hulka end up cooked tonight. 784 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,300 Honey, are you coming with me? 785 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,900 Where were you when I needed you? 786 01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:04,100 Come on. Don't waste it. 787 01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:07,100 �Okay, we're here! Come on. 788 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,100 It's the Pom Pom. It's famous. Famous throughout the world. 789 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,000 I think we're going to have fun. 790 01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:25,400 Hello. 791 01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:55,300 Incredible. 792 01:04:55,900 --> 01:04:58,400 I used to be a fighter. There are no tables. 793 01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:01,700 - Here is a table. Excuse me. - That seems fine to me. 794 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,500 - You were fighting, huh? Good place. - Yeah. 795 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,000 Kick me, honey. 796 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:11,200 He parted my hair. 797 01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,700 Come on girls, go get them! 798 01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:48,999 Let's start the bidding. 799 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,299 I will not accept less of 100 dollars. 800 01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:54,499 You have to start the bidding. Give me 100. 801 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:56,999 - Come out for us, Ox. - Can't. 802 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,799 - You said you were a fighter. - He almost always lost. 803 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,900 But they are women. They are weak and soft. 804 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,599 - I need 150! - 160! 805 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:09,600 Does anyone give a hundred and 165? 165 here! 180! 806 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,299 - It doesn't seem fair to me. - Fair? 807 01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:15,599 Who cares what is fair? The world is not fair! 808 01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,599 Is it fair that you were born this way? No! 809 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:22,399 They don't expect someone like you. They wait for some clown to come out. 810 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,799 You are different. You're weird. You are a mutant. You are a murderer! 811 01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,699 You are an expert assassin! 812 01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:31,199 You are fine and dangerous combat machine! 813 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,999 I will do it! 814 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,699 - Good. Give me the money. - Four hundred and thirteen dollars! 815 01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:40,700 My friend. Here my friend the big guy is going to fight...! 816 01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:44,099 For 413 dollars... 817 01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:46,499 - And 58 cents. - ...�and 58 cents! 818 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:51,000 Four hundred and thirteen dollars with 58 cents! 819 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,500 The challenge is accepted! 820 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,599 Ladies and gentlemen, the great event they were waiting for. 821 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:05,300 A three-round bout five minutes, one immobilization only. 822 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,700 during combat Biting is prohibited. 823 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,199 Stop! Stop! 824 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,999 And no one is pulled by the nose. 825 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,500 Referee, do something! What kind of place is this? 826 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,499 And no kicks, ladies and gentlemen. 827 01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:25,200 �Very well, to your corners for the fight to begin! 828 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,900 Wait a minute! Wait! Hey! 829 01:07:43,700 --> 01:07:45,500 One moment, please! 830 01:07:56,100 --> 01:07:57,800 Let's go! They have asked for it. 831 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,099 Give them a good beating, Ox! 832 01:08:05,100 --> 01:08:09,100 - You hit me! And I'm a girl! - I'm sorry! It was unintentional! 833 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,300 He's my friend! My champion! Stop the fight! 834 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:25,200 Be careful, behind you! Another one has gotten in. 835 01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:46,299 It was already there. It was already there. 836 01:08:46,300 --> 01:08:48,499 You come here. Come on. 837 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:50,299 I am a gentleman. Stop now. 838 01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:51,899 Very good. 839 01:08:51,900 --> 01:08:54,099 It's okay, that's it. 840 01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:55,300 - Thank you. - You are welcome. 841 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,899 - Thanks again. - Okay, okay. 842 01:08:57,900 --> 01:09:00,100 - You are very competitive. - I don't want to go back. 843 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,500 You have to go back. You're already covered in mud. 844 01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:06,800 Alright, let's go there. 845 01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:29,600 They have it on the ground and they have immobilized him! 846 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,100 Bravo Company! 847 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:44,799 Bravo Company! 848 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,400 That's it! 849 01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,800 Way to go, Ox! Hit them hard! 850 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:27,500 - Should we? - Yeah. Come on. 851 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,200 We already took care of these two. 852 01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:38,199 Everything in order. Special mission. 853 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:39,799 Yes, let's go with them. 854 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:43,500 Louise, good to see you. What are you doing here? 855 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:49,000 Well, explain yourself right now. 856 01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:56,099 You see, sir, we were going... 857 01:10:56,100 --> 01:10:58,199 We were going to go play bingo... 858 01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,100 at the YMCA. 859 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:03,199 And nothing, one thing led to another... 860 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,699 and the orders were confused. 861 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:08,199 -And we finish... - Shut up. 862 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,700 Good, sir. 863 01:11:12,700 --> 01:11:16,000 You are a disgrace. 864 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:22,200 Maybe a few days in the dungeon... 865 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:26,800 help them change his terrible attitude. 866 01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:29,900 But tomorrow We swear the flag, sir. 867 01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:33,000 Far better. 868 01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:39,300 Tomorrow they will parade in front of General Barnicke. 869 01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:44,800 And when you see how shit they are... 870 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,800 I will personally recommend... 871 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,399 that the whole platoon... 872 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:54,400 repeat the entire period of instruction. 873 01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:09,900 Come on, down. 874 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:23,699 It's the second time that we have released them. 875 01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:26,599 Let there not be a third. Is it clear? 876 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:30,099 - Very clear. - Go back to the barracks, shall we? 877 01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:32,399 - Good night. - Good night. 878 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:35,200 And what are you going to do? 879 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:39,299 Inspect General Barnicke's house. He's still in Washington. 880 01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:40,800 Barnicke? 881 01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:43,099 Barnicke? 882 01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:46,200 He still owes me money. Hey, Barney! 883 01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:49,500 Go for it! 884 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,000 Mom! I'm already home! 885 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,300 John! 886 01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:58,900 - No no. - Don't worry about anything, okay? 887 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,400 Wow, how pretty. 888 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,399 Hey, if we are going to put you in problems, we're leaving. Is it okay? 889 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:09,999 No problem. General Barnicke He's not coming until tomorrow. 890 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,400 Good. 891 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:15,100 Thank you. 892 01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:19,599 I feel like a girl 16 year old whose parents... 893 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,999 They have gone on a trip. 894 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,900 Sixteen? Shall we play bottle? 895 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,299 This guy does it well. Do you want? 896 01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:30,399 You've already looked enough the general's refrigerator. 897 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:33,699 - Come on. - Let's look in the general's closets. 898 01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:35,400 John! 899 01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:39,800 Hey, you're very pretty... 900 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:43,300 - ...to be a police officer. - Thank you so much. 901 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:45,800 No, thanks to you. Do you know what your problem is? 902 01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:48,299 - No. - The problem is that you are armed. 903 01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:49,699 You are very well armed. 904 01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:52,199 The boys have problems with the armed girls. 905 01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:55,399 They don't know how to get in. And do you know what your other problem is? 906 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,699 Tell me. 907 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:59,399 That no one has made you the recipe from Aunt Jemima. 908 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:03,200 - No, not yet, that's for sure. - First you go up to the kitchen. 909 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,199 - I put you on high heat. - Stop! 910 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:11,200 You're hitting yourself, honey. Jump. Don't stop jumping, honey! 911 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:14,399 That is. You have lumps. You have lumps. 912 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,899 You have lumps. 913 01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:20,499 - I don't like this! Stop! - So not, huh? 914 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:22,300 Maybe you need this. 915 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:26,800 - What are you going to do with that? - This. And this other. 916 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:32,799 Who is your friend? Who is your colleague? 917 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:33,999 It's me, isn't it? 918 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,099 - You're crazy about me, right? - No. 919 01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:38,199 You are fascinated by my bones. 920 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:41,299 You are deeply and desperately in love with me, right? 921 01:14:41,300 --> 01:14:42,700 Yeah. 922 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:46,499 I knew it. I had a feeling. 923 01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:48,900 Even before picking this up. 924 01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:52,200 It's about time you recognized it. 925 01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:54,900 What do we do now? 926 01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:58,800 Let's inspect the general's closets. 927 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:05,099 It's good to know that you move so well. 928 01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:08,299 It's good to know that you make me so hot. 929 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:10,299 What beautiful things you say. 930 01:15:10,300 --> 01:15:13,599 Wait, honey. I have something special for you. 931 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:15,200 Come here. 932 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,599 I can't believe we are playing this. 933 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,700 - Come on, on your knees. - I like that. 934 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,899 Well, it's played in the following way. 935 01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:31,400 You act like there's a field magnetic around the body... 936 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:35,699 and you try to get closer to the other as much as possible... 937 01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:38,200 but without touching it. 938 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,100 -Yes? - It seems easy. 939 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,900 It should be. 940 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,499 I think I'm good at this. 941 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:56,699 Probably. 942 01:15:56,700 --> 01:15:58,699 How do you win? 943 01:15:58,700 --> 01:16:01,800 If the other crosses your field magnetic, then you win. 944 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,700 - You just went through it. - Yes, you win. 945 01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:21,800 Well, it's been interesting. 946 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:27,500 It's all over. I don't know nor why we swear the flag. 947 01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:30,499 To the whites for sure They get thrown out for five years. 948 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,499 - They will hang us. - Yeah. 949 01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:35,200 Hello, guys! 950 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:41,199 Why are the white faces coming? 951 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,899 They haven't set it up with a pretty PM? 952 01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:47,900 Stillman was furious. when the military police brought us. 953 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,199 If we screw up at the parade, we have to start from scratch. 954 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:54,199 We haven't had it that bad, have we? 955 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,900 I wouldn't last another period of instruction. 956 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:03,500 You are the first on the list of death, Winger. 957 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,500 Calm down, Francis... Crazy. 958 01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:14,399 Calm down. We have plenty of time. What time is it? 959 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:16,899 - 2:00 in the morning. - We're fine, 2:00 am. 960 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:19,200 -What time do we get up? - At 5:00 am. 961 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:24,500 We have three hours. Will they never stay up for an exam? 962 01:17:26,900 --> 01:17:29,399 I took two semesters of geology in 3 hours. 963 01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:31,400 We can achieve it. There is nothing more to practice. 964 01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:34,400 We have been practicing all night, and nothing. 965 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:38,500 - Yes, but the brains have arrived. - Yes, what news. 966 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:40,799 We go down to the mobile park. 967 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,999 We worked the rest of the night. And we take it out. 968 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,600 - We'll get it, right? - No way, impossible. 969 01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:49,000 On your shoulder, weapons! 970 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:53,899 Present, weapons! 971 01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:56,100 Check, weapons! 972 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:00,300 On your shoulder, weapons! 973 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,800 Right, ar! 974 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:08,599 Left, left, left. 975 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,099 Let's go, with rhythm. One, two, three, four. 976 01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:13,199 Black people help to the whites. 977 01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:16,900 - What did he say? - He said that black people... 978 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,600 Help the whites. 979 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,599 Let's go! 980 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,500 Wait a moment! 981 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:30,199 Enough already! Stop! 982 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,399 Hey, stupid, what are you doing? 983 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:37,100 Enough already! Enough! Enough already! 984 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:40,300 But what the hell is wrong with them? 985 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,500 Stupid! 986 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,100 We are all very different. 987 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:49,399 But we are not Tutsis. We are not Spartans. 988 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:52,700 We are Americans. With all the letters 989 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,800 Do you know what it means? 990 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:58,199 Huh? It means that our ancestors... 991 01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:02,099 They were kicked out of all the countries decent people in the world. 992 01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:05,700 We are nothing more than spoils. 993 01:19:07,700 --> 01:19:10,999 We are defenseless puppies. We are mutts. 994 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:14,999 - This is the test. He has a cold nose. - Like your brain. 995 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:18,000 But there is no more faithful animal... 996 01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:22,799 more loyal, nor more affectionate than the mutt. 997 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:25,100 Who has seen Old Yeller? 998 01:19:28,100 --> 01:19:31,200 Who cried when they shot him in the end to the dog? 999 01:19:31,900 --> 01:19:35,900 Didn't anyone cry when they were shot? For sure yes. 1000 01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:40,399 I cried profusely. 1001 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:41,700 Yeah. 1002 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:45,599 We all have dog masks. We are all very different. 1003 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:48,499 But we have one thing in common. 1004 01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:53,499 We were stupid enough like to enlist in the Army. 1005 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:55,000 We are mutants. 1006 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:59,999 Something happens to us, Something very serious is happening to us. 1007 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,499 Something very serious happens to us. 1008 01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:06,399 We are soldiers, but American soldiers. 1009 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:11,000 �We have been the best! We are 10 in 1! 1010 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:16,099 We don't have to worry about... 1011 01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:19,299 whether we have practiced or not. 1012 01:20:19,300 --> 01:20:21,199 We don't have to worry... 1013 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:23,900 the one that Captain Stillman wants to hang us. 1014 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:26,899 The only thing we have to do... 1015 01:20:26,900 --> 01:20:30,600 is to be that great American soldier... 1016 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:34,200 that each of us carries inside. 1017 01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,600 And now, do what I do... 1018 01:20:39,700 --> 01:20:42,600 say what I say... 1019 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,800 and make me proud. 1020 01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:52,300 - Form lines! - Yes! 1021 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:54,900 Platoon... 1022 01:20:56,900 --> 01:20:58,900 firm! 1023 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:03,900 Over the shoulder, ar! 1024 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,300 Rest, ar! 1025 01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:32,300 Maybe they didn't know where the parade was. 1026 01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:35,400 - Right in front of their barracks. - That's why. 1027 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,300 View to the right! 1028 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:51,499 We have looked in the barracks and they are not there. 1029 01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:55,400 If they are not here in five minutes, I want them arrested. 1030 01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:11,300 Hey, the parade is at 2:00. What time is it? 1031 01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,399 All three. we can sleep one more hour. 1032 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,499 Oh ok. 1033 01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:20,500 It's three o'clock! It's already started! 1034 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:25,399 John! John! we are missing the flag oath. 1035 01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:28,399 - That we missed it. - Come on. 1036 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:30,200 Wake up! That we miss it. 1037 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:02,200 Where is it? 1038 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:55,300 Come on, we have to sing a little. 1039 01:24:08,700 --> 01:24:10,800 My God! 1040 01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,200 Platoon... 1041 01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:42,500 and one, and two: 1042 01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:53,799 Where the hell have you been, soldier? 1043 01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:57,099 - Training, sir! - Training, sir! 1044 01:24:57,100 --> 01:24:59,099 What kind of training? 1045 01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:03,600 Military training, sir! 1046 01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:08,099 Platoon, like last night, only much better! 1047 01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:11,600 Over the shoulder, ar! 1048 01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:15,500 Rest, weapons! 1049 01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:18,600 Step to the right! 1050 01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:32,500 Left, ar! 1051 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:39,900 Greetings from Queen Anne! 1052 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:44,200 Three, five, seven! 1053 01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:51,799 Deception maneuver! 1054 01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,100 One, two, three, four! 1055 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,199 One, two, three four. 1056 01:25:57,200 --> 01:26:01,200 The fox jumped over the dog and the cat, sir! 1057 01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:17,900 - Where is your drill sergeant? - Jump into the air, sir! 1058 01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:20,100 Jump into the air, sir! 1059 01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:27,099 They are Sergeant Hulka's men. He was injured during the instruction. 1060 01:26:27,100 --> 01:26:28,999 Already. 1061 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:32,599 �I must understand that you have completed the instruction for themselves? 1062 01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:36,200 - That's it, Andres! - That's it, Andres! 1063 01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:38,399 - Captain. - Yes, sir? 1064 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:40,200 These are the ones out of the ordinary... 1065 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:43,200 What am I looking for for my project? E.M.50 from Italy. 1066 01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:46,999 - But, these men... - No buts, captain. 1067 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,700 I want you to take a plane this very night. 1068 01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:54,300 Gentlemen, march Italian style! 1069 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:07,500 Fort Milan, Italy 1070 01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:14,100 THEY ARE ALREADY IN ITALY AS AMBASSADORS OF THEIR COUNTRY 1071 01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:17,500 Not bad! It's great. 1072 01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:22,300 Which is the best? The best bunk bed is... 1073 01:27:22,700 --> 01:27:24,600 The best bunk bed is this one. 1074 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:29,799 -Who wants to go to the Vatican? - No, I can't. 1075 01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:33,000 You get people and some relics, and that's it. 1076 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:38,000 What are you doing? No, come down. You have to make my bed. 1077 01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:40,499 We are in Italy. The one above... 1078 01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:43,799 always makes his bed to the one below. 1079 01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:46,099 They are the rules. If we were in Germany... 1080 01:27:46,100 --> 01:27:47,699 I would make yours. 1081 01:27:47,700 --> 01:27:50,600 But we are in Italy, so it's your turn They are the rules. 1082 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,599 Who is going to make the beds? 1083 01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:56,400 Good luck, gentlemen. 1084 01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:01,100 He is alive. 1085 01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,500 Welcome to Italy. 1086 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:18,300 We will be excited reunions. 1087 01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:23,500 There are a couple of things I want make it very clear right now. 1088 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:27,999 I don't know what the hell they did in the flag oath... 1089 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:31,300 but this is not going to be no walk of roses. 1090 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,099 I want them to walk upright... 1091 01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:37,100 clean and mentally alert at all times. 1092 01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:39,099 It will give them a lot of trouble... 1093 01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:42,700 to be the best detachment from Europe. 1094 01:28:45,100 --> 01:28:49,100 Make the beds! Pick up your equipment! 1095 01:28:49,500 --> 01:28:53,100 �We will review in front of the park mobile at 6:00 a.m.! Understood? 1096 01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,500 Hello, sergeant. 1097 01:28:57,500 --> 01:29:00,499 ""Hello, Sergeant"". Shut your mouth. 1098 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:02,400 At 6:00! 1099 01:29:15,500 --> 01:29:17,599 As you know, General Barnicke... 1100 01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:20,300 has a personal interest in this project. 1101 01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:25,600 He has selected this platoon for this mission... 1102 01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:30,400 and hopes that they fulfill it very well. 1103 01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:33,800 Find out, sergeant. 1104 01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:41,700 Gentlemen, this is the Vehicle of Urban Assault E.M.50. 1105 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:52,200 A beauty, colonel. Count on us. 1106 01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:03,500 Form lines! 1107 01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:11,799 I need two volunteers. 1108 01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:13,399 You and you. 1109 01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:17,099 They will monitor the vehicle until 8:00 Monday morning hours. 1110 01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:19,700 The rest, free weekend. You can leave! 1111 01:30:27,100 --> 01:30:30,699 - Why me, sergeant? - I don't know, son. 1112 01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:33,900 It is not for any tactical reason, I just don't like you. 1113 01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:37,100 Have a good weekend. 1114 01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:42,500 Oh yes. I want them to leave it so clean I can even eat on the floor. 1115 01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:45,299 Top secret. War Department. Technical manual. 1116 01:30:45,300 --> 01:30:47,100 URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE E.M.50 PROJECT 1117 01:30:51,300 --> 01:30:56,000 Amazing. You can't imagine what can do this bug. 1118 01:31:00,700 --> 01:31:02,300 John. 1119 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:04,400 John. 1120 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:09,599 - Do you think I'm good for an officer? - Dear God, yours worries me. 1121 01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:12,199 Come on. I'm in good shape. I walk upright. 1122 01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:15,199 I am neat. It is the first weekend in Europe. 1123 01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:19,200 Yeah. And we're spending it in a hangar guarding a van. 1124 01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:21,099 We have each other. 1125 01:31:21,100 --> 01:31:24,499 I was thinking of getting something for company this weekend. 1126 01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:26,699 What a shame that the girls are in Germany. 1127 01:31:26,700 --> 01:31:28,099 We could search... 1128 01:31:28,100 --> 01:31:30,199 - ...a hotel over there. - Already. 1129 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,099 And spend a couple of days asking room service. 1130 01:31:32,100 --> 01:31:34,099 It would have been good. 1131 01:31:34,100 --> 01:31:38,000 We could take them to the Alps to go for a spin 1132 01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,200 - No. - Yes. 1133 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:48,199 - No, no, no. - Yeah. 1134 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:51,499 - Yes, yes, yes. - No no. No, John, no. 1135 01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:53,300 - I'll drive. - Come on. 1136 01:32:00,300 --> 01:32:01,899 We are already here. 1137 01:32:01,900 --> 01:32:04,599 Remember that you have promised me a very expensive dinner... 1138 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:07,199 before seeing that that you wanted to show me. 1139 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:08,900 Clear. 1140 01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:16,100 Come with me, darling. 1141 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:27,500 But don't forget, it's a big secret. You can't tell anyone, okay? 1142 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:31,700 - They would have to torture me. - Come on. 1143 01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:35,700 - Official matter. - Can you show me your identification, sir? 1144 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,600 Thanks, captain. 1145 01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:39,300 Oh yes. 1146 01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:41,700 Follow me. 1147 01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:49,200 When the Army entrusts a project so important to an officer... 1148 01:32:49,300 --> 01:32:54,200 usually means you have a great promotion in perspective. 1149 01:32:59,100 --> 01:33:03,000 - I think you'll like it a lot. - Yes? 1150 01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:15,200 - Are you getting sick? - Where the hell is my van? 1151 01:33:16,900 --> 01:33:18,900 Where is my van? Hey! 1152 01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:22,399 Hey, where is the E.M.50? 1153 01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:25,099 They took it to wash two soldiers, sir. 1154 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:26,899 Have they taken it to be washed? 1155 01:33:26,900 --> 01:33:29,699 Is there a bathroom around here? I have to pee. 1156 01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:31,699 - Hold on! - They had identification. 1157 01:33:31,700 --> 01:33:34,699 Do you want me to notify you? to security, sir? 1158 01:33:34,700 --> 01:33:37,599 Don't say a word about this. Do you understand me? 1159 01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:41,199 And don't let anyone come in here. Nobody! Not even the colonel! 1160 01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:42,400 Yes, sir. 1161 01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:50,199 I think this Stillman is dangerous. 1162 01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:52,300 Yes, I'm already realizing it. 1163 01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:57,799 Come on. Let's load everything into the truck. 1164 01:33:57,800 --> 01:33:59,100 Sergeant. 1165 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,099 The E.M.50 heads to Germany. 1166 01:34:02,100 --> 01:34:04,399 They are probably headed to East Berlin. 1167 01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:07,699 If you want my advice, there is a squad very good in the 42 that... 1168 01:34:07,700 --> 01:34:09,300 with aerial reconnaissance... 1169 01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:12,099 I would be able to bring the E.M.50 before 24 hours. 1170 01:34:12,100 --> 01:34:14,399 Nothing of that. We would be a laughing stock... 1171 01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:17,499 of the armed forces. We will do it ourselves. 1172 01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:20,299 Those morons don't know nor tie your shoelaces. 1173 01:34:20,300 --> 01:34:24,000 I don't care, sergeant. finish Load the truck and let's go. 1174 01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:27,600 �Alright, we're leaving! Get going! 1175 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,199 I think we're going after John and Russell. 1176 01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,699 I can't believe they are Russian spies. And you? 1177 01:34:33,700 --> 01:34:37,100 I just know that finally I'm going to kill someone. 1178 01:34:38,500 --> 01:34:42,200 Von Hapsburg Castle Germany 1179 01:34:58,100 --> 01:35:00,000 Hello Russell. 1180 01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:04,099 Have you practiced your special exercises? 1181 01:35:04,100 --> 01:35:06,800 - I brought the magic suitcase. - Oh, yes? 1182 01:35:07,100 --> 01:35:10,199 Does this excite you? French women do it all the time. 1183 01:35:10,200 --> 01:35:12,000 No. And I've already seen it. 1184 01:35:12,700 --> 01:35:15,699 I've seen it on cable TV and it doesn't give me anything. 1185 01:35:15,700 --> 01:35:18,200 Hey, be careful. that there could hurt me 1186 01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:25,000 - My mother. - Come on, John. 1187 01:35:25,900 --> 01:35:27,800 - Come on. - I'll do it! 1188 01:35:28,100 --> 01:35:30,300 But only one more time. 1189 01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:34,100 And on the trampoline... 1190 01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:38,400 representing the Military Academy of the United States, John Winger. 1191 01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:40,800 With a dangerous double somersault. 1192 01:35:44,700 --> 01:35:47,399 Start with a somersault, bounces on its ass... 1193 01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:48,799 jump back... 1194 01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:50,799 and double back jump. 1195 01:35:50,800 --> 01:35:53,999 A lot of money! Double pot! 1196 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:56,900 And a triple header! No! He's hurt himself! 1197 01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:00,599 That's very good. 1198 01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,899 My father was here during the war. 1199 01:36:02,900 --> 01:36:06,099 - In the bathtub? - You have to clean your ears. 1200 01:36:06,100 --> 01:36:10,100 Slowly. Louise, what do you think of me? 1201 01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:15,100 When I met you, you seemed to me a bit stupid 1202 01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:18,099 And now? 1203 01:36:18,100 --> 01:36:21,099 I still think you are A bit of a fool, Russell... 1204 01:36:21,100 --> 01:36:23,699 but you are a charm. 1205 01:36:23,700 --> 01:36:25,799 - Pot of face... -John. 1206 01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:27,800 Disassemble... 1207 01:36:28,700 --> 01:36:30,800 and comes back again. 1208 01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:32,600 John! 1209 01:36:34,200 --> 01:36:36,200 What do you think of this? What do you think? 1210 01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:38,199 - How are you? - Perfect. 1211 01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:41,199 - Well? Do you like it? - Brilliant. It's perfect. 1212 01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:45,200 - And this? What do you think of this? - Better. Far better. 1213 01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:47,800 I like that. 1214 01:36:48,300 --> 01:36:49,700 It's different. 1215 01:36:54,500 --> 01:36:57,900 Where did you learn that? Where did you learn it? 1216 01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:04,800 Not yet. �Please, not yet! Please! 1217 01:37:04,900 --> 01:37:07,800 I can't stop! Please! 1218 01:37:08,900 --> 01:37:11,600 I wanted to... I'm sorry! 1219 01:37:12,500 --> 01:37:16,500 - I don't see anything, sir. - The deviation is to the right. 1220 01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:18,599 No, sir. On the right we... 1221 01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:19,300 Sergeant, whenever you want your opinion, I will ask for it. Thank you. 1222 01:37:19,301 --> 01:37:23,300 Sergeant, whenever you want your opinion, will ask for it. Thank you. 1223 01:38:13,300 --> 01:38:15,499 For the love of God. We have gone through... 1224 01:38:15,500 --> 01:38:20,000 This is my mission. I would appreciate it to let me direct it. Thank you. 1225 01:38:22,300 --> 01:38:23,300 Fuck it. 1226 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:37,299 - Where are you going, sergeant? - Sergeant, where are you going? 1227 01:38:37,300 --> 01:38:40,200 Sergeant, what are you doing? Sergeant, what are you doing? 1228 01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:24,800 There you have it. Take it. Give it to them, guys. 1229 01:39:25,100 --> 01:39:27,100 They will be idiots. 1230 01:40:24,500 --> 01:40:27,100 Gunther, buy yourself a new Volkswagen, huh? 1231 01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:32,300 Friends, don't order schnitzel. Which are schnauzer dogs. 1232 01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:36,999 Hello, Hansel, Gretel! We are your allies. 1233 01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,699 No problem. All good. 1234 01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:42,699 Okay, Klaus, leave it here for me. 1235 01:40:42,700 --> 01:40:45,200 We have naked animals, I don't want you to see them. 1236 01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:47,000 Here you go. 1237 01:40:49,400 --> 01:40:51,399 - More money worthless to you. - Come on. 1238 01:40:51,400 --> 01:40:54,399 - Very good. - Have you left the radio on? 1239 01:40:54,400 --> 01:40:56,200 - What? - It's the short wave. 1240 01:40:56,500 --> 01:40:58,300 Is this the E.M.50? 1241 01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:06,200 Help, help, help. 1242 01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:11,599 Relief. Code 21. Situation 7. Help. Code 21. Situation 7. 1243 01:41:11,600 --> 01:41:13,399 Code 21. Forward. 1244 01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:18,099 I am from the 41st armored division, Bravo Company, from the USA. 1245 01:41:18,100 --> 01:41:21,399 I have a platoon and an officer held by hostile enemy... 1246 01:41:21,400 --> 01:41:26,399 at coordinates 416-397. 1247 01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:29,399 They are Russian troops, about 200 men. 1248 01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:32,500 Send reinforcements. I have to go. 1249 01:41:33,700 --> 01:41:37,100 Coordinate: 416-397. It's in Czechoslovakia. 1250 01:41:38,500 --> 01:41:41,800 -The 41st armored? - Yes, from Bravo Company. 1251 01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:46,500 - It's our unit. - No. 1252 01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:50,199 - They were looking for us. - They have made it good. 1253 01:41:50,200 --> 01:41:52,099 We have made it good. 1254 01:41:52,100 --> 01:41:54,999 If it was situation 7 as you said, They went incognito. 1255 01:41:55,000 --> 01:41:58,099 So not even the ministry defense would find out. 1256 01:41:58,100 --> 01:41:59,900 They are dead. 1257 01:42:01,500 --> 01:42:03,200 - We have to save them. - Yeah. 1258 01:42:03,500 --> 01:42:06,599 - No. - We are responsible. 1259 01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:08,999 -Russell. - Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. 1260 01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:11,699 We come in, we pick them up and we left with a bang. 1261 01:42:11,700 --> 01:42:14,199 We are not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. 1262 01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:16,199 It's like going to Wisconsin. 1263 01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:19,100 They broke my face once in Wisconsin. Forget it. 1264 01:42:21,900 --> 01:42:24,599 - Russell, what are you afraid of? - I'm not afraid. 1265 01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:27,000 There are two things I promised never do: 1266 01:42:27,300 --> 01:42:28,899 Kill and die. 1267 01:42:28,900 --> 01:42:31,299 What if the Russians raped your sister? 1268 01:42:31,300 --> 01:42:34,500 You know my sister. You practically raped her once. 1269 01:42:34,800 --> 01:42:37,399 The Russians would only have than to invite her to dinner. 1270 01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:41,400 Russell, it's about our platoon. From Ox, Elmo and Pilot. 1271 01:42:41,700 --> 01:42:45,099 I love those guys. We are your only hope. 1272 01:42:45,100 --> 01:42:48,199 Two things, John: First of all, they hate you. 1273 01:42:48,200 --> 01:42:49,899 What bastards. 1274 01:42:49,900 --> 01:42:53,900 Secondly, when it's over The instruction will be typist. 1275 01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:56,599 When a nation is invaded hostile foreigner... 1276 01:42:56,600 --> 01:42:59,699 you don't send a typist on the front line. 1277 01:42:59,700 --> 01:43:03,700 They have people to do that, John. Let's call them, okay? 1278 01:43:05,900 --> 01:43:07,500 Well. 1279 01:43:08,300 --> 01:43:10,100 Okay, we won't go. 1280 01:43:10,700 --> 01:43:13,599 - Alright. - Come on. 1281 01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:15,500 My hero. 1282 01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:20,899 We are so close. I'd love to take a look. 1283 01:43:20,900 --> 01:43:24,900 The Iron Curtain must be great. I would love to take a photo of it. 1284 01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:26,799 Do you think we could go? 1285 01:43:26,800 --> 01:43:30,399 It's only an hour away. We could go, Take some photos and come back. 1286 01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:32,800 - Just to take a look? - That is. 1287 01:43:34,700 --> 01:43:38,000 - Come on. Let's take a look. - It's a much better plan. 1288 01:44:04,500 --> 01:44:08,299 We are lost. Where is Innsbruck, Austria? 1289 01:44:08,300 --> 01:44:10,600 We want to go skiing. 1290 01:44:13,100 --> 01:44:15,400 - Do you know Brandy? Hello, girls. - Excuse me. 1291 01:44:15,700 --> 01:44:18,899 - What a charming guard. - Do they have a bathroom in there? 1292 01:44:18,900 --> 01:44:21,399 Bathroom, girls. Bathroom. 1293 01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:23,499 There has to be a bathroom somewhere. 1294 01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:25,300 Bathroom, bathroom. 1295 01:44:29,100 --> 01:44:32,699 Hello. I'm John Winger. of the United States Army... 1296 01:44:32,700 --> 01:44:35,400 - ...and they are my prisoners. - Why are you doing this? 1297 01:44:37,700 --> 01:44:39,100 Chicago. 1298 01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:43,499 Why do we want prisoners? What do we want from them? 1299 01:44:43,500 --> 01:44:45,600 Come on, let's go! 1300 01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:53,199 �""Act of war"" does it mean anything to you? 1301 01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:57,200 - I have a plan. - Brilliant. Custer also had a plan. 1302 01:45:48,400 --> 01:45:49,999 We have gotten ourselves into a big mess. 1303 01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:53,000 He said he had a plan. Give it a chance. 1304 01:45:53,400 --> 01:45:55,300 Hello, hello! 1305 01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:11,300 What an idiot. Go up at once. 1306 01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:21,100 - We're already inside. - Good job, John. 1307 01:46:26,300 --> 01:46:28,799 - What's the plan? - I'm maturing it. 1308 01:46:28,800 --> 01:46:31,500 My God, what an idiot. It's maturing it. 1309 01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:35,999 Not having a plan is absurd. 1310 01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:38,099 Hey, they're going to shoot. 1311 01:46:38,100 --> 01:46:40,600 - Good. Well, let them shoot. - Works. 1312 01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:53,400 - Louise, get this thing moving. - You are dangerous, you know that? 1313 01:46:57,300 --> 01:46:59,300 How interesting. 1314 01:47:04,900 --> 01:47:08,899 The situation is the following: They have a cannon, a couple of tanks. 1315 01:47:08,900 --> 01:47:12,099 They have a hundred Baryshnikovs running around. 1316 01:47:12,100 --> 01:47:14,399 - And what do we have? - What do we have? 1317 01:47:14,400 --> 01:47:18,099 We have a recreational vehicle heavily armed. 1318 01:47:18,100 --> 01:47:20,500 Find that truck and we will find them. 1319 01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:33,600 - There's a guy in that tower, Russell. - I see it. 1320 01:47:36,600 --> 01:47:38,600 Come on, stay still, stay still. 1321 01:47:50,100 --> 01:47:52,600 - I hit him! - Very good! Oh, God! 1322 01:47:56,500 --> 01:47:58,600 Very good, Russell. 1323 01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:03,200 - There's the truck. - It will be them. Get ready! 1324 01:48:07,300 --> 01:48:08,800 Open, please! 1325 01:48:16,200 --> 01:48:18,700 "John, this way!" 1326 01:48:39,800 --> 01:48:42,200 - That was stupid. - Yeah. 1327 01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:47,699 Do you know who would love this? 1328 01:48:47,700 --> 01:48:50,199 To Russell. It should be here. 1329 01:48:50,200 --> 01:48:51,799 -Russell! -Russell! 1330 01:48:51,800 --> 01:48:53,600 Help! 1331 01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:05,400 - Thank you. - Helped. 1332 01:49:15,700 --> 01:49:17,700 They better be in there. 1333 01:50:11,300 --> 01:50:13,200 They can hit me all they want! 1334 01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:24,299 - Are you okay? - Where are they? 1335 01:50:24,300 --> 01:50:26,900 - Hello. - Where are the others? 1336 01:50:29,300 --> 01:50:30,800 hello? 1337 01:50:34,700 --> 01:50:36,500 hello! 1338 01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:38,700 hello? 1339 01:50:39,300 --> 01:50:41,399 - hello? - Hello. 1340 01:50:41,400 --> 01:50:44,399 -Who is it? - I'm Idi Amin. 1341 01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:46,899 - It's Winger! - We are free! 1342 01:50:46,900 --> 01:50:49,999 It's our Winger and John! Get us out of here! 1343 01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:52,599 Move away from the door. I'm going to blow it up. 1344 01:50:52,600 --> 01:50:54,900 Everybody back! Everybody back! 1345 01:50:57,200 --> 01:50:58,600 Come on. 1346 01:51:01,400 --> 01:51:02,900 Crouch down. 1347 01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:16,200 - A sturdy door! - Do they have a lock on the inside or what? 1348 01:51:16,700 --> 01:51:20,700 Because of you I can't go out from here! 1349 01:51:20,800 --> 01:51:24,099 It's your fault. They are incapable of carrying out... 1350 01:51:24,100 --> 01:51:26,199 To receive orders of me, the one who... 1351 01:51:26,200 --> 01:51:30,200 - Open the door, please! - I'm going to kill him! 1352 01:51:35,400 --> 01:51:40,000 - Winger! What joy! - What are you doing here? 1353 01:51:58,500 --> 01:52:01,300 Be careful, Louise! There's a tank behind! Let's go! 1354 01:52:27,000 --> 01:52:28,900 Find John. I'm going to kill him. 1355 01:53:14,200 --> 01:53:16,400 We had a vehicle waiting. 1356 01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:23,200 Russell? 1357 01:54:03,500 --> 01:54:05,900 Let's get the hell out of here! 1358 01:54:30,500 --> 01:54:32,200 We are here! 1359 01:54:34,300 --> 01:54:35,599 John! 1360 01:54:35,600 --> 01:54:37,400 Let's go! 1361 01:54:43,200 --> 01:54:46,800 They're in big trouble! This is government property... 1362 01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:37,399 Something is blocking our way. Hold on! 1363 01:55:37,400 --> 01:55:38,500 Hold on! 1364 01:55:41,700 --> 01:55:44,300 I'm too old for this shit! 1365 01:55:52,800 --> 01:55:56,100 Gentlemen, we are in Germany! 1366 01:56:13,000 --> 01:56:15,700 I hate tourist season. 1367 01:56:16,400 --> 01:56:22,500 We could use a van like that to flirt with girls from Minsk. 1368 01:56:32,400 --> 01:56:35,900 LOCAL CHILDREN REPELL AMERICAN HORDE 1369 01:56:39,400 --> 01:56:43,400 back home 1370 01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:09,600 Platoon, stand firm! 1371 01:57:11,200 --> 01:57:13,600 Greetings from Queen Anne! 1372 01:57:16,100 --> 01:57:17,300 Get up! 1373 01:57:22,600 --> 01:57:26,100 HERO MlLlTAR JUBILATES Sell burgers 1374 01:57:32,800 --> 01:57:35,500 Thank you. It's great to come home. 1375 01:57:36,800 --> 01:57:39,200 WOMEN FIGHTERS FROM AMERICA 1376 01:57:47,900 --> 01:57:49,899 Military recklessness 1377 01:57:49,900 --> 01:57:52,800 MORE FAVORITE TANKS: Firepower vs MPG 1378 01:57:57,500 --> 01:58:00,000 My people, we are the best. Yes, sir! 1379 01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:03,499 ZlSKEY VALUES THE RUSSIANS: 1380 01:58:03,500 --> 01:58:05,600 ""They're kittens!"" 1381 01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:11,000 Ox, they have given us medals. Look. For meritorious services. Thank you. 1382 01:58:13,900 --> 01:58:17,199 But, What...? A surprise party! 1383 01:58:17,200 --> 01:58:20,999 I'm going to kill them. Who thought of it? 1384 01:58:21,000 --> 01:58:24,500 I don't think so, party for everyone in my house. This is absurd. 1385 01:58:25,000 --> 01:58:27,699 Senator, hold this for me, will you? 1386 01:58:27,700 --> 01:58:30,900 I wrote to you. I didn't know if you would come. 1387 01:58:31,400 --> 01:58:33,399 No questions, please. 1388 01:58:33,400 --> 01:58:35,599 We want to go back to the rooms... 1389 01:58:35,600 --> 01:58:38,000 and have sex everywhere. 1390 01:58:40,700 --> 01:58:44,100 What are you looking at? Front view. 1391 01:58:47,600 --> 01:58:50,499 WIN A DATE DREAM WITH OX! 1392 01:58:50,500 --> 01:58:53,300 THE NEW SENSATION AMONG TEENAGERS! 1393 01:59:03,300 --> 01:59:06,000 You will be a rogue. 1394 01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:15,200 THE NEW ARMY: Can America survive? 1395 01:59:34,300 --> 01:59:36,299 HISTORIC COLD STRETCH! 1396 01:59:36,300 --> 01:59:39,500 Polar Command welcomes to the new commander. 1397 01:59:42,500 --> 01:59:44,800 Right, ar! 1398 01:59:45,200 --> 01:59:47,500 Head on, march! 1399 01:59:49,000 --> 01:59:53,000 Left, left, left, right, left. 1400 01:59:59,000 --> 02:00:01,000 Five, six, seven, eight.