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[ Ominous music plays ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Birds chirping ]

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[ Banging on wood ]

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[ <i>Rock music play in distance</i> ]

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[ <i>Rock music intensifies</i> ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

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STACY: Um, guys.

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My map says that the
camp site's to the right.

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ZACH: What, are
you blind, Stacy?

14
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That's where the
insane asylum is.

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Can't you read arrows?

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STACY: I don't know, I just...

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I really don't have a
good feeling about this.

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WOMAN: Let's go.

19
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This weekend is all
about no rules, no clothes,

20
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and so cell service.

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Drive, Zach.

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[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

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MIKE: And it's
like that every time.

24
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His instructions tell
me to do bad things

25
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and then get out of the movie.

26
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That's my job.

27
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It's not that bad, Mike.

28
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Could you put these up a little?

29
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- MIKE: Yeah.
- In front of the face.

30
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- MIKE: Okay.
- If someone's coming at ya,

31
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where you gonna put 'em?

32
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Uh, here.

33
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You gonna remember that?

34
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Yes.

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Up near the face.

36
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I mean, first, they had me

37
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planting satanic
relics in attics.

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[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

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♪♪

40
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Oh!

41
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Then they made me do that movie

42
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where I was a shady
real estate agent.

43
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Hope you enjoyed the tour.

44
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This, uh... This is the
best house on the market.

45
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Trust me.

46
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It just seems too
good to be true.

47
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Uh, hm...

48
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Uh, no, no. I don't
think it is, actually.

49
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It's got a really average
good-to-be-true, uh, ratio.

50
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So, if we went to the library

51
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and asked for
newspaper clippings

52
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regarding horrific events
that occurred on the property,

53
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they wouldn't have any?

54
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Yeah.

55
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Yeah, that's correct,
my... my good friend.

56
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Any newspaper after 1975

57
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definitely wouldn't
say... anything.

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MAN: I mean, is there
gonna be enough room

59
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in the backyard for
your greenhouse?

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[ Eerie tense music ]

61
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VOICE: [ Hissing ] <i>Mike...</i>

62
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There would be room in
the basement for the train set.

63
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Of course, the rooms upstairs...

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VOICE: [ Hissing ] <i>Mike!</i>

65
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Hey!

66
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- Whoo.
- We'll take it.

67
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Okay, I'll go get the contracts

68
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so nobody can turn
around... I mean, uh, back out.

69
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So, let's just remain
firm eye contact here

70
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as we seal the deal.

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VOICE: [ Hissing ] <i>Mike...</i>

72
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Mike: Do you even know
how hard it is to curse a doll?

73
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No.

74
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Lot of steps.

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[ Creepy music box music ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

78
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♪♪

79
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I think I know what
your problem is.

80
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What?

81
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You're looking for motivation.

82
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Yeah. Yeah. Of
course I am, Wendy.

83
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You know, I'm a
person. I need an arc.

84
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You know, I want to
do something more.

85
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I want to do something good.

86
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Yeah, but it's not your job.

87
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You know, you're a cold opener.

88
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You only have a few minutes
to put all the pieces in place.

89
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What am I supposed to do then?

90
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You know, it's not like I
get to come in at the end

91
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and rescue the good guys
and arrest the bad guys

92
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and have freaking finale,
you know, like some people.

93
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You know, my job
sucks sometimes, too.

94
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I have never hit the
heart or the brain.

95
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Honestly, I've never
hit a vital organ,

96
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and I don't get it
'cause I'm always...

97
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pointed right at the
head, and then somehow,

98
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it's always the left shoulder.

99
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- I just...
- Maybe, maybe

100
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I could hit a vital organ?

101
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You know, I just... I've
never gotten the chance.

102
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- WENDY: Mike!
- Sorry, sorry.

103
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If you start fantasizing again,

104
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I'm literally going to
punch you in the face.

105
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Oh.

106
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[ Sighs ]

107
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Look, no offense, but
you're not a character.

108
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You're better off
with what you have.

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[ Electronic music
plays faintly ]

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[ Sighs ]

111
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[ Paper rustling ]

112
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Mm...

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[ Electronic music continues ]

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

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[ Mike groaning ]

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[ Electricity crackling ]

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♪♪

119
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[ Groans ] This blows!

120
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As if it wasn't bad enough

121
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that we're babysitting
on Halloween.

122
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We just need to
find the breaker box.

123
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[ Eerie dramatic sting ]

124
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What was that?

125
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[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

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[ Suspenseful music continues ]

127
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- [ Gasps ]
- [ Screams ]

128
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It's okay! It's okay!

129
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What do you want?!

130
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Hi, I'm Mike.

131
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I'm a... neighbor.

132
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I just wanted, uh, to see if
your power went out, too.

133
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It did.

134
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Thank you.

135
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Good night.

136
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[ Suspenseful music continues ]

137
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[ Suspenseful music continues ]

138
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It's just... C-C-Can we talk?

139
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Uh, for a second.

140
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I'm sorry I scared you.

141
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I promise, I'm...

142
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You can trust me.

143
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If you're a neighbor, why
haven't I seen you before?

144
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I've been babysitting for
the Patterson's for years.

145
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[ Chuckles ] A babysitter...

146
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Of course. That's classic.

147
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Excuse me?

148
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And what's with your eye?

149
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Is that some sort of
Halloween costume thing?

150
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Yeah, oh... That's right.

151
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Definitely, um, a costume.

152
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Anyways, I just heard
some tussling over here

153
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before the power out and
just wanted to check in.

154
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Well, we're fine.

155
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Thank you.

156
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Are you sure you didn't
want like, you know,

157
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someone to hang out

158
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and, like, be all,
"What was that?"

159
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If there's a noise or...

160
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That's okay.

161
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I've got my best
friend, Tess, here.

162
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MIKE: Hey, Tess.

163
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Um, what about, like, a
tough dude, you know,

164
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if some crazy guy shows up?

165
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I think you already have
the crazy dude thing down.

166
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Oh, no. No, no. I'm not...

167
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[ Chuckles ] I'm not crazy.

168
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I'm, uh, I'm Mike.

169
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I-I just want to help.

170
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Hannah.

171
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[ Chuckles ]

172
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Talk in a second. Okay.

173
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<i>He</i> did it. He cut the power.

174
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Are you sure?

175
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Look in his pocket.

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Okay. I've got a plan.

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[ Suspenseful music continues ]

178
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Trust me.

179
00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,278
Hey, Mike.

180
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,846
Want to come in for a sec?

181
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,948
Seems like you
really want to hang out.

182
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,118
Boy, do I, yeah. [ Laughs ]

183
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[ Eerie music ]

184
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TESS: I'll be right back.

185
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Okay. See ya, Tess.

186
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She seems cool.

187
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I'm so excited.

188
00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,169
I've never gotten
to do this before.

189
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HANNAH: Do what?

190
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,438
Stick around this long.

191
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,740
You know, introduce
my name and everything.

192
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,809
I even have a back story.

193
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Mike, concerned neighbor.

194
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[ Laughs ] That's great.

195
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

196
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So, what do we do now?

197
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Um...

198
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,488
Maybe help me find some candles?

199
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,489
They're in there.

200
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Okay. Yep.

201
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,994
Oh, man, I'm gonna
get fired for this.

202
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,262
HANNAH: [ Laughs ] Oh yeah?

203
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:58,799
Probably. Probably.
But it's so worth it.

204
00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,335
You know, Wendy was wrong.

205
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,270
You know, it's
nice to have an arc

206
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,372
and feel like you're
helping people

207
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,875
and doing some real good, yeah.

208
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:09,776
What are you doing?

209
00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:10,677
What are <i>you</i> doing?

210
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:11,812
Oh, I can explain.

211
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,080
You better.

212
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,457
So my friend, Wendy,
and I were boxing.

213
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,183
Well, she was boxing,

214
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,652
I was holding these
weird oven mitt things,

215
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,620
and then I started
to think, you know,

216
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,889
what if I could be the
one to change my story,

217
00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:23,890
and that's when... [ Gasps ]

218
00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:24,990
And the sheers, yes.

219
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,159
I cut the power,

220
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,570
but, you know,
what am I gonna do?

221
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,596
- Murder you?
- You were gonna murder us?!

222
00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,665
No, no, no.

223
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:35,202
I said, I'm <i>not</i>
going to murder you.

224
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,404
[ Sighs ]

225
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,239
[ Laughs ]

226
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,774
Okay.

227
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,275
[ Gasps ]

228
00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,644
[ Screams ]

229
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,982
[ Screams ]

230
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,751
TESS: [ Screams ]

231
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,087
Tess!

232
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,058
Call the police, now!

233
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,460
This is just a misunderstanding.

234
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,095
[ Screams ]

235
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,765
[ Gasps ]

236
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,402
Oh. Oh, no.

237
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,270
Oh, no.

238
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,973
Um, you okay?

239
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,975
[ Eerie music ]

240
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,075
[ Bowl thuds ]

241
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,048
[ Groans ]

242
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,151
[ Eerie music continues ]

243
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,290
Uh, Tess?

244
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,693
I think Hannah might
need some help.

245
00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:37,998
Do I take it out,
or leave it in?

246
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,433
Uh...

247
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:44,971
Oh, no, no, no!

248
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:48,809
Uh, Tess, hello?

249
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,578
[ Squishing ]

250
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,181
Man, I really hope
you can't feel this.

251
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,720
[ Squelching ]

252
00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,394
- [ Clattering ]
- Oh, my God.

253
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,995
You psycho.

254
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,764
- Hm?
- You killed her.

255
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,365
Oh, nope.

256
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,901
No, I didn't kill her.

257
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,971
Honestly, yes, you, I stabbed

258
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,239
by accident, of course.

259
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,008
I'm sorry, but no,
I didn't stab her.

260
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,710
I swear.

261
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,946
Oh, I wouldn't do that.

262
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,514
I-I wouldn't do that.

263
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,617
[ Eerie music continues ]

264
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,723
Oh, geez.

265
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,330
[ Tess thuds ]

266
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,604
Oh, man.

267
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:53,540
Tess was gonna kill me?

268
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,875
I can't believe this.

269
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:55,975
[ Door opens ]

270
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,253
Oh, no, it's not
what it looks like.

271
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,012
[ Gunshot ]

272
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,714
WENDY: Jesus Christ!

273
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:01,848
[ Groans ]

274
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,350
The shoulder?

275
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,518
[ Sighs ]

276
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,586
Seriously?

277
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,922
You shot me.

278
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,191
Mike?

279
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,060
We got a call from some
girl talking about a crazy guy

280
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,097
trying to kill her
and her friend

281
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,166
and, um, the kid
they're babysitting.

282
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,035
Oh, my God. I should
check on the kid.

283
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,412
He's probably so
freaked out right now.

284
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,472
No, no.

285
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,940
Don't.

286
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,443
I just mean... maybe
I should do that.

287
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,681
[ Sighs ]

288
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,850
[ Police radio chatter ]

289
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:41,187
I didn't... I didn't
mean to kill everyone.

290
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,557
It just sort of... happened.

291
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,726
Well, it isn't good, pal.

292
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,229
Especially with the whole...

293
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,430
name thing.

294
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,399
Oh, it's just a coincidence.

295
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,302
Well, I'm sitting here
with my, uh, friend,

296
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,971
Michael Myers,
on Halloween night,

297
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:01,508
and yeah, there's a bunch
of dead bodies around.

298
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,443
So you tell me.

299
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,946
I go by Mike.

300
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,448
I don't like horror movies.

301
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,783
They give me nightmares.

302
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:10,951
Yeah, I know.

303
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:14,187
Just a big softy.

304
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,689
It's just not fair, you know?

305
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,591
[ Handcuffs click ]

306
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:22,629
I just wanted to be
something more so badly.

307
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,365
You know, I just wanted
to do something good,

308
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,333
that's all.

309
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,401
You tried your best.

310
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,571
All we can do, right?

311
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,706
Yeah.

312
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,541
Yeah, I guess, I just...

313
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,643
What am I gonna do now?

314
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,813
It's over. You
know, I've got no job.

315
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,115
I'm definitely not getting
another piece of paper

316
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,950
with instructions
on it, that's for sure.

317
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,987
Come on. They always
make sequels off this stuff.

318
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,955
- Really?
- Sure.

319
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,025
I could be a... be a villain.

320
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,793
WENDY: Sure.

321
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,967
Oh, I didn't realize
the sun had come up.

322
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,302
Oh, yeah.

323
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,838
They always end
horror movies in daylight.

324
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,674
It's a sign of hope.

325
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,609
Oh.

326
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,544
[ Sirens wailing ]

327
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,217
So, what do you think?

328
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,220
Uh, I just don't know about
all the meta stuff, you know?

329
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,723
I mean, a movie talking
about a movie within a movie.

330
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,458
It's just confusing.

331
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,628
You're just not ready
for prime time, kid.

332
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,234
Well, you know, a
phoenix has to burn

333
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,069
before it can rise
from the ashes.

334
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,637
So...

335
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,139
I have no idea what that means.

336
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,708
Me neither. My dad
would just always say it.

337
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,445
I never met my father.

338
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,380
Cool.

339
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,315
Uh, this is my stop.

340
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,355
Uh, well...

341
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,690
thanks for the ride.

342
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,891
Ah.

343
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,993
[ Motor whirring ]

344
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,271
Hey, remember kid.

345
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,573
Picking up hitchhikers
is dangerous business.

346
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,375
That's how horror movies start.

347
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,043
You're scary, mister.

348
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,145
[ Tense eerie electronic music ]

349
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,814
[ Engine revs ]

350
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:23,750
[ Tires squeal ]

351
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,855
[ Woman screams ]

352
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,958
[ Electronic music continues ]

353
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,871
[ Electronic music continues ]

354
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,512
[ Electronic bell dings ]

355
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,959
SAM: On time.

356
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,928
And for your consideration.

357
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,797
CHAD: Damn it, Sam.

358
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,833
You know how I feel about this.

359
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,835
I'd be the model employee.

360
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,203
This is a damn shame.

361
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,905
I just... I can't.

362
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,874
I have an encyclopedic
knowledge of movies.

363
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,442
Nobody knows movies like I do.

364
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,410
You're making a huge mistake.

365
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,979
People don't like you.

366
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,782
I mean, look at your face.

367
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:29,716
I just want to punch it.

368
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:30,917
Chad!

369
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,394
CHAD: How many times
have you been punched

370
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,753
in the face this week?

371
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,331
That's a trick question
because you know my mom

372
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,757
hits me every
morning to wake me up.

373
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,759
Give me the job, man.

374
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,228
Someone will come apply.

375
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,264
Someday.

376
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,634
Keep those dreams
alive, partner.

377
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,535
CHAD: Yeah, you too.

378
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,003
SAM: I'll be here!

379
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,472
CHAD: Until your
mom picks you up.

380
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,416
[ Whirring ]

381
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,152
[ Door opens ]

382
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,889
[ Suspenseful mystical music ]

383
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,126
[ Whirring ]

384
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,394
[ Dramatic sting ]

385
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,063
Hello, I'm here for
video store clerk position.

386
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,767
- Name.
- Hawn Fan.

387
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:21,944
- Ever committed a felony?
- No.

388
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,212
- Legal to work in the US?
- Yes.

389
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,571
Reliable form of transportation?

390
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:25,805
- Yes.
- High school, GED,

391
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:26,905
or equivalent?
- Yes.

392
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,117
Have you ever
suffered the untimely

393
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,418
and crushing loss
of a loved one?

394
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,243
- No.
- Nancy Thompson

395
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,578
- or Laurie Strode?
- Laurie.

396
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,022
"Leprechaun in Space" or
"Leprechaun in the Hood"?

397
00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:34,280
"Space", I guess.

398
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,025
Better sequel, "Troll
2" or "Halloween I I I"?

399
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,383
Neither follow
the official canon.

400
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,919
So neither are
official sequels, sir.

401
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,554
Have you ever had a best friend?

402
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,555
No, sir.

403
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,557
[ Chuckles ]

404
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,692
When could you start?

405
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,026
Now?

406
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,571
"Season of the Witch" was
pretty awesome, though, huh?

407
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,897
- HAWN: Right.
- [ Laughs ]

408
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,274
You got to come forward with it.

409
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,409
- Yeah, there you go.
- HAWN: Yes, sir.

410
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,935
We'll just stick with
low fives for now.

411
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,303
Yeah. That's a handshake.

412
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,614
- We'll work on that.
- HAWN: Sir.

413
00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,906
Come on around.

414
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,505
[ Eerie tense music ]

415
00:19:02,605 --> 00:19:03,983
I'm training somebody
right now, Mom.

416
00:19:04,007 --> 00:19:05,808
I told you, I'll make
it home for dinner.

417
00:19:05,909 --> 00:19:07,610
I might bring a friend.

418
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:08,811
[ Receiver clicks ]

419
00:19:08,912 --> 00:19:12,115
Anyway, you're gonna
hit F4, F11, and F9

420
00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:14,450
with control-alt to
get to the account.

421
00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:18,321
This one again?

422
00:19:18,421 --> 00:19:20,256
It's bloody fucking hilarious.

423
00:19:20,356 --> 00:19:23,092
Bloody <i>and</i> hilarious?
Or are you just British?

424
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:24,827
What?

425
00:19:24,928 --> 00:19:25,968
I'll have to check it out.

426
00:19:26,062 --> 00:19:28,198
You haven't seen it?

427
00:19:28,298 --> 00:19:29,966
Oh, Chad,

428
00:19:30,066 --> 00:19:32,468
you are gonna flip your shit.

429
00:19:32,569 --> 00:19:33,769
You better clear your schedule

430
00:19:33,803 --> 00:19:35,538
because this is
required viewing.

431
00:19:35,638 --> 00:19:38,875
It all starts with a
group of characters

432
00:19:38,975 --> 00:19:41,878
walking through the woods,

433
00:19:41,978 --> 00:19:43,689
and you don't know
what's gonna happen next.

434
00:19:43,713 --> 00:19:45,582
When then, all of a sudden,

435
00:19:45,682 --> 00:19:49,419
one of the characters...

436
00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,721
steps in some nasty goo.

437
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:59,028
There's bug guts on my shoe.

438
00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:02,999
WOMAN: You're a big boy,
hon. You can clean it yourself.

439
00:20:03,099 --> 00:20:04,834
Fine.

440
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:08,571
So, do you think tonight's
gonna be the night with Trip?

441
00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:13,810
I don't know. I brought
my own tent, so...

442
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:15,878
Oh. Huh, weird.

443
00:20:15,979 --> 00:20:17,780
I don't see you setting it up?

444
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,883
Well, I think it would
be a little bit strange

445
00:20:20,984 --> 00:20:22,652
with you guys right there.

446
00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:25,421
Oh, that's okay 'cause I
like to watch, so it's good.

447
00:20:25,521 --> 00:20:29,225
Hey, uh, you guys
talking about fucking, or...?

448
00:20:29,325 --> 00:20:32,795
Hey! Hey, you got to help me.

449
00:20:32,895 --> 00:20:34,607
I need your help, okay?
You have to help me.

450
00:20:34,631 --> 00:20:35,531
What's up, man?

451
00:20:35,632 --> 00:20:36,833
Are you hurt?

452
00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:38,701
I'm dangerous.

453
00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:40,536
You got to lock
me up or tie me up,

454
00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:41,871
'cause I'm gonna change.

455
00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:43,106
I'm gonna change.

456
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:44,274
[ Slurping ]

457
00:20:44,374 --> 00:20:46,109
Oh, yeah, okay, hydrate.

458
00:20:46,209 --> 00:20:47,577
[ Slurping ]

459
00:20:47,677 --> 00:20:49,078
Wow.

460
00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:50,947
Oh, somebody
get this girl a refill.

461
00:20:51,047 --> 00:20:52,448
Piss off, dude.

462
00:20:52,548 --> 00:20:53,850
Get out of here.

463
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,852
You don't understand!

464
00:20:55,952 --> 00:20:57,253
I'm gonna kill you all!

465
00:20:57,353 --> 00:20:59,088
I'm sorry, but...

466
00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:00,490
[ Roaring ]

467
00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:04,060
You have to kill me!

468
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,461
Please!

469
00:21:05,561 --> 00:21:08,498
[ Groans ]

470
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:09,932
Let's help him.

471
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:12,035
[ Eerie tense music plays ]

472
00:21:16,306 --> 00:21:17,707
This won't work!

473
00:21:17,807 --> 00:21:19,709
Need silver!

474
00:21:19,809 --> 00:21:21,377
Sticks won't work, you fucks!

475
00:21:21,477 --> 00:21:23,246
You need sliver!

476
00:21:23,346 --> 00:21:25,081
[ Screaming ]

477
00:21:25,181 --> 00:21:26,916
Oh!

478
00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:29,052
[ Screams ]

479
00:21:29,152 --> 00:21:30,053
Your earrings.

480
00:21:30,153 --> 00:21:31,854
Your earrings!

481
00:21:31,954 --> 00:21:33,523
Hurry!

482
00:21:33,623 --> 00:21:35,291
Those are gold, okay?

483
00:21:35,391 --> 00:21:36,559
Throw your watch.

484
00:21:36,659 --> 00:21:38,461
Try your watch! Try your watch!

485
00:21:38,561 --> 00:21:39,762
Aah!

486
00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:41,064
That's fake. That's fake.

487
00:21:41,164 --> 00:21:42,665
[ Gasps ]

488
00:21:42,765 --> 00:21:45,968
Oops. I... The
guy said it was...

489
00:21:46,069 --> 00:21:47,937
He was real nice.
Um...[ Chuckles ]

490
00:21:48,037 --> 00:21:49,472
You cheapskate!

491
00:21:49,572 --> 00:21:52,075
Hurry! Hurry!

492
00:21:52,175 --> 00:21:53,509
What do I do?

493
00:21:53,609 --> 00:21:54,610
I don't know.

494
00:21:54,711 --> 00:21:56,713
[ Man groans ]

495
00:21:58,715 --> 00:22:00,283
Are those silver?

496
00:22:00,383 --> 00:22:02,952
I like fancy things.

497
00:22:03,052 --> 00:22:04,554
Nice, dude.

498
00:22:06,322 --> 00:22:08,057
Okay, great. You
paused the transformation.

499
00:22:08,157 --> 00:22:09,192
That's good.

500
00:22:09,292 --> 00:22:10,836
Could have happened
a little bit sooner,

501
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:11,728
but, um...

502
00:22:11,828 --> 00:22:13,663
Look, next we...

503
00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:16,499
Hey, why does that
guy have handcuffs?

504
00:22:16,599 --> 00:22:18,267
Hey, yeah.

505
00:22:18,368 --> 00:22:20,169
Oh, he's kinky.

506
00:22:20,269 --> 00:22:22,572
Were those meant for me?

507
00:22:22,672 --> 00:22:25,074
You? Yeah.

508
00:22:25,174 --> 00:22:27,276
Just not in the way
you were thinking.

509
00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:31,647
Oh, he's super kinky.

510
00:22:31,748 --> 00:22:34,050
He's the backwoods slasher!

511
00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:35,351
Hey, stay back, Trip.

512
00:22:35,451 --> 00:22:36,352
MAN: You guys all right?

513
00:22:36,452 --> 00:22:37,320
[ All scream ]

514
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:38,621
[ Screams ]

515
00:22:38,721 --> 00:22:41,023
Hey, that guy's blood
is getting in my blood.

516
00:22:41,124 --> 00:22:42,024
[ Screams ]

517
00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:43,826
Trip, bro, bro.

518
00:22:43,926 --> 00:22:45,128
[ Squishing ]

519
00:22:45,228 --> 00:22:46,496
Trip...

520
00:22:46,596 --> 00:22:49,866
You are deceptively
strong, my dude.

521
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,535
[ Wet crunching ]

522
00:22:52,635 --> 00:22:55,104
Oh, that's disgusting.

523
00:22:55,204 --> 00:22:58,775
♪♪

524
00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,343
DAWN: [ Screams ]

525
00:23:00,443 --> 00:23:04,147
BRENDA: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

526
00:23:04,247 --> 00:23:06,649
[ Both panting ]

527
00:23:06,749 --> 00:23:08,651
BRENDA: Did he follow us?

528
00:23:08,751 --> 00:23:10,653
Brenda. Brenda, look at me.

529
00:23:10,753 --> 00:23:12,822
I love you so much.
You're my best friend.

530
00:23:12,922 --> 00:23:14,824
We're gonna be fine. Okay?

531
00:23:14,924 --> 00:23:16,001
I promise you. I promise you.

532
00:23:16,025 --> 00:23:17,393
I'm gonna get
help. You wait here.

533
00:23:17,493 --> 00:23:19,071
No, no, no. I think we
should stick together.

534
00:23:19,095 --> 00:23:20,263
Shh!

535
00:23:20,363 --> 00:23:21,397
- [ Screams ]
- [ Thud ]

536
00:23:21,497 --> 00:23:23,900
[ Gurgling ]

537
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,436
[ Coughs ]

538
00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:35,111
[ Explosion ]

539
00:23:36,646 --> 00:23:38,648
[ Gasps ]

540
00:23:43,219 --> 00:23:46,389
[ Tense eerie electronic music ]

541
00:23:48,825 --> 00:23:51,127
Hello?

542
00:23:51,227 --> 00:23:53,396
I'm still here.

543
00:23:54,163 --> 00:23:55,565
Kill me?

544
00:23:55,665 --> 00:23:56,732
Goddamn it.

545
00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:59,435
I think my eyes
are gonna fall out.

546
00:23:59,535 --> 00:24:01,437
[ Panting ]

547
00:24:01,537 --> 00:24:06,275
♪♪

548
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:11,113
♪♪

549
00:24:11,214 --> 00:24:12,949
[ Twigs snapping ]

550
00:24:13,049 --> 00:24:17,253
♪♪

551
00:24:17,353 --> 00:24:18,688
MAN: Hey.

552
00:24:18,788 --> 00:24:19,948
Hi, I'm hunting a creature...

553
00:24:20,022 --> 00:24:21,090
Well, a man.

554
00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:22,558
Maybe you've seen him.

555
00:24:22,658 --> 00:24:24,193
- Shh.
- He's about ye tall.

556
00:24:24,293 --> 00:24:26,362
He might be changing
into something.

557
00:24:26,462 --> 00:24:27,663
Keep it down.

558
00:24:27,763 --> 00:24:29,232
Why are you down there?

559
00:24:29,332 --> 00:24:30,900
Oh, did you lose a contact?

560
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,034
Oh, that's not... Jesus!

561
00:24:32,134 --> 00:24:32,969
[ Screams ]

562
00:24:33,069 --> 00:24:35,304
[ Groans ]

563
00:24:35,404 --> 00:24:36,939
[ Screams ]

564
00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:38,039
[ Grunting ]

565
00:24:38,074 --> 00:24:40,076
Beating me with my own leg.

566
00:24:41,878 --> 00:24:43,913
Oh!

567
00:24:44,013 --> 00:24:45,815
Now he's beating
me with both my legs.

568
00:24:45,915 --> 00:24:47,917
I just signed up for a marathon.

569
00:24:48,017 --> 00:24:50,386
[ Screaming ]

570
00:24:51,988 --> 00:24:53,890
I got a butterfly ankle tattoo.

571
00:24:53,990 --> 00:24:55,691
I'll never enjoy it now.

572
00:24:58,361 --> 00:25:01,697
Hey, hey, hey. Lady, down here.

573
00:25:01,797 --> 00:25:02,832
Yeah, you.

574
00:25:02,932 --> 00:25:04,243
Hey, if you unchain
me, I can help you.

575
00:25:04,267 --> 00:25:05,668
No, I'm sorry.

576
00:25:05,768 --> 00:25:07,236
You're too gross.
I can't touch you.

577
00:25:07,336 --> 00:25:08,914
No, I'm fine. This
is all hypoallergenic.

578
00:25:08,938 --> 00:25:10,082
You're not gonna
get sick at all.

579
00:25:10,106 --> 00:25:11,140
Look at me, come on.

580
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,551
Do I look somebody
that's gonna hurt you?

581
00:25:12,575 --> 00:25:14,610
People say I have kind eyes.

582
00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:17,547
Sorry, I just really don't
want to get goo on my...

583
00:25:17,647 --> 00:25:19,415
[ Screams ]

584
00:25:19,515 --> 00:25:21,384
[ Squishing ]

585
00:25:24,987 --> 00:25:27,023
MAN: Hey, hey.

586
00:25:28,457 --> 00:25:29,792
- Me?
- MAN: Yeah.

587
00:25:29,892 --> 00:25:32,695
Y-You know when that
guy, like, slipped in my goo?

588
00:25:32,795 --> 00:25:34,764
Some of it separated
from the rest of my goo.

589
00:25:34,864 --> 00:25:36,375
Do you think you could
just push it back together,

590
00:25:36,399 --> 00:25:38,701
kind of consolidate
the goo for me?

591
00:25:38,801 --> 00:25:41,571
I... no. I just don't
feel comfortable,

592
00:25:41,671 --> 00:25:44,240
with, you know,
touching the goo.

593
00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:45,708
[ Chuckles ]

594
00:25:45,808 --> 00:25:48,744
I'm just a little concerned
that, like, when I change back,

595
00:25:48,844 --> 00:25:51,247
if I'm missing some of the goo,

596
00:25:51,347 --> 00:25:54,617
I don't know what's
gonna happen, honestly.

597
00:25:54,717 --> 00:25:57,053
This isn't... You can't
learn this stuff in a manual.

598
00:25:57,153 --> 00:26:00,056
So, for me, it's
a little bit scary.

599
00:26:00,156 --> 00:26:01,633
- Yeah, okay, sure.
- MAN: Yes, great.

600
00:26:01,657 --> 00:26:03,759
Yeah.

601
00:26:03,859 --> 00:26:06,862
Seriously, this is the nicest
thing anyone's ever done...

602
00:26:06,963 --> 00:26:07,997
- Aah!
- Ow!

603
00:26:08,097 --> 00:26:09,765
I thought I could control it.

604
00:26:09,865 --> 00:26:11,467
I can't control it. Now we know.

605
00:26:11,567 --> 00:26:13,803
[ Screams ]

606
00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:15,304
Ow!

607
00:26:15,404 --> 00:26:17,540
MAN: My apologies in
advance for what's gonna...

608
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,142
Yeah, it's happening
now. You look disgusting.

609
00:26:20,242 --> 00:26:22,745
[ Gags ]

610
00:26:28,551 --> 00:26:30,720
God damn it!

611
00:26:32,655 --> 00:26:36,058
- Okay, from this green goo on...
- Uh-huh.

612
00:26:36,158 --> 00:26:37,660
That's my side.

613
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,631
Okay, you have your
side. I have my side.

614
00:26:41,731 --> 00:26:43,766
Maybe let's just
not talk for awhile.

615
00:26:43,866 --> 00:26:45,568
All right. Fine by me.

616
00:26:45,668 --> 00:26:48,237
I can not talk all day.

617
00:26:48,337 --> 00:26:50,272
All fucking day.

618
00:26:53,943 --> 00:26:57,213
[ People shouting ]

619
00:26:58,381 --> 00:26:59,749
What you thinking about?

620
00:26:59,849 --> 00:27:02,551
I'm melting! I'm melting!

621
00:27:02,652 --> 00:27:03,953
[ Whimpers ]

622
00:27:04,053 --> 00:27:06,122
He was changing, not melting.

623
00:27:06,222 --> 00:27:08,190
Shut up! What do you know?

624
00:27:08,290 --> 00:27:11,661
CHAD: I know you owe
me $1 .49 for that soda.

625
00:27:11,761 --> 00:27:14,397
Why don't you go
get cleaned up, man?

626
00:27:20,636 --> 00:27:22,304
Does that kind of
thing happen a lot here?

627
00:27:22,405 --> 00:27:23,906
More than you would think.

628
00:27:24,006 --> 00:27:25,041
All right. Training time.

629
00:27:25,141 --> 00:27:26,485
If I don't teach you
anything else today,

630
00:27:26,509 --> 00:27:29,445
you're gonna learn your ABCs.

631
00:27:29,545 --> 00:27:32,515
Always be...

632
00:27:32,615 --> 00:27:34,650
playing video cassettes.

633
00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:38,254
Okay? You got to keep the
mood in here alive, all right?

634
00:27:38,354 --> 00:27:40,656
You're like a deejay,
but you're playing videos.

635
00:27:40,756 --> 00:27:43,926
So like a video deejay.

636
00:27:44,026 --> 00:27:45,494
You see that door over there?

637
00:27:45,594 --> 00:27:48,130
[ Tense eerie music ]

638
00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:50,700
Never go in that door.

639
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,802
Okay.

640
00:27:52,902 --> 00:27:55,705
Under any circumstances.

641
00:27:57,406 --> 00:27:59,742
I cannot stress this enough.

642
00:27:59,842 --> 00:28:01,510
Stay out.

643
00:28:02,411 --> 00:28:03,646
You're doing great.

644
00:28:03,746 --> 00:28:06,549
Go ahead and
take a little break.

645
00:28:06,649 --> 00:28:08,284
My little Pikachu.

646
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,929
ABC!

647
00:28:25,029 --> 00:28:26,163
Hello!

648
00:28:26,263 --> 00:28:27,465
Come on!

649
00:28:27,565 --> 00:28:29,166
[ Laughing ]

650
00:28:29,266 --> 00:28:31,268
Unbelievable.

651
00:28:31,369 --> 00:28:33,070
Hawn, come on, man.

652
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,205
Do you even want this?

653
00:28:34,305 --> 00:28:35,973
I just...

654
00:28:36,073 --> 00:28:38,109
Yes, sir. I'll work harder.

655
00:28:42,813 --> 00:28:46,283
This is what
disappointment looks like.

656
00:28:46,384 --> 00:28:48,753
You don't want to
feel what it feels like.

657
00:28:50,621 --> 00:28:52,323
Strike one.

658
00:28:52,423 --> 00:28:54,425
[ Somber suspenseful music ]

659
00:29:01,265 --> 00:29:03,067
On the house.

660
00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:06,337
Looks like you're
having a rough night.

661
00:29:06,437 --> 00:29:08,205
It's 11:00 a.m.

662
00:29:11,609 --> 00:29:13,544
Yeah.

663
00:29:13,644 --> 00:29:15,780
Having some trouble at home.

664
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,481
BARTENDER: You
know what they say.

665
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:20,251
Home is where the heart is.

666
00:29:20,351 --> 00:29:24,522
You know, that is very true.

667
00:29:25,122 --> 00:29:27,324
And the heart...

668
00:29:27,425 --> 00:29:29,693
is where the blood is.

669
00:29:29,794 --> 00:29:31,429
Hm.

670
00:29:31,529 --> 00:29:33,664
And the blood...

671
00:29:33,764 --> 00:29:36,934
blood is thicker than water.

672
00:29:41,038 --> 00:29:42,673
I'm gonna go.

673
00:29:42,773 --> 00:29:44,642
Uh, you know,

674
00:29:44,742 --> 00:29:48,579
I got to... I got
to go over there.

675
00:29:48,679 --> 00:29:50,181
Thank you.

676
00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:58,289
Okay.

677
00:29:58,389 --> 00:30:00,391
[ Sighs ]

678
00:30:06,397 --> 00:30:07,898
[ Door closes ]

679
00:30:10,167 --> 00:30:12,770
[ Sighs ]

680
00:30:13,838 --> 00:30:15,573
[ Zipper unzips ]

681
00:30:15,673 --> 00:30:17,108
[ Urinating ]

682
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:20,044
[ Country music playing ]

683
00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:28,886
[ Tense suspenseful music ]

684
00:30:34,892 --> 00:30:37,128
MAN: I'm doing
the best that I can.

685
00:30:37,228 --> 00:30:39,172
WOMAN: You need to start
making some real contributions

686
00:30:39,196 --> 00:30:41,098
to this family.

687
00:30:41,198 --> 00:30:42,342
You're not pulling your weight.

688
00:30:42,366 --> 00:30:45,069
You're not providing
like you should.

689
00:30:45,169 --> 00:30:48,405
I'm doing all the
sacrificing around here.

690
00:30:48,506 --> 00:30:50,174
MAN: What do you want from me?

691
00:30:50,274 --> 00:30:52,309
WOMAN: Be a man.

692
00:30:52,409 --> 00:30:53,444
[ Zipper zips ]

693
00:30:53,544 --> 00:31:01,544
♪♪

694
00:31:01,886 --> 00:31:03,730
MAN: Look, I'm just gonna
take up most of the sidewalk.

695
00:31:03,754 --> 00:31:05,689
That's just how it goes. Okay?

696
00:31:05,789 --> 00:31:07,391
You fucking move.

697
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,293
I don't give a shit.

698
00:31:09,393 --> 00:31:12,196
You know, who cares?
Who gives a shit?

699
00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:14,965
That's exactly what I've been
talking about all these weeks.

700
00:31:15,065 --> 00:31:16,634
Look around you.

701
00:31:16,734 --> 00:31:19,136
Men have lost their
way from the pack.

702
00:31:19,236 --> 00:31:20,771
We are primal.

703
00:31:20,871 --> 00:31:24,441
We are pure, carnal instincts!

704
00:31:24,542 --> 00:31:26,177
[ Scoffs ]

705
00:31:26,277 --> 00:31:28,245
Fantasy leagues,

706
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:30,447
comic book movies,

707
00:31:30,548 --> 00:31:32,750
politics.

708
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:34,652
Nerd shit.

709
00:31:36,654 --> 00:31:38,155
Exactly. What I
was talking about.

710
00:31:38,255 --> 00:31:41,358
You see that? We should
be reacting, not cowering.

711
00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:44,295
They are trying
to domesticate us.

712
00:31:44,395 --> 00:31:46,864
We roll over, and we beg,

713
00:31:46,964 --> 00:31:51,702
because society says we
should be softer, gentler.

714
00:31:51,802 --> 00:31:55,573
We heel to be good boys.

715
00:31:55,673 --> 00:31:57,575
We obey when we hear

716
00:31:57,675 --> 00:31:59,743
the silent whistle
of emasculation.

717
00:31:59,843 --> 00:32:02,680
The muzzle of oppression
is keeping us from being

718
00:32:02,780 --> 00:32:05,716
who we were meant to be.

719
00:32:05,816 --> 00:32:07,685
We're gonna take it back,

720
00:32:07,785 --> 00:32:09,353
and we're gonna attack.

721
00:32:09,453 --> 00:32:12,456
Right for the jugular.

722
00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:17,928
♪♪

723
00:32:18,028 --> 00:32:19,463
Okay.

724
00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:20,563
So let's, uh...

725
00:32:20,598 --> 00:32:22,566
Let's hear from
each other, yeah?

726
00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:24,068
Shared plates?

727
00:32:24,168 --> 00:32:25,769
What if I just want my own meal?

728
00:32:25,869 --> 00:32:27,909
If I want to wear boat
shoes to her uncle's funeral,

729
00:32:27,972 --> 00:32:29,206
what's wrong with that?

730
00:32:29,306 --> 00:32:31,306
If Billy Joel can write
"Storm Front" while wasted,

731
00:32:31,342 --> 00:32:33,444
I can do my taxes while stoned.

732
00:32:33,544 --> 00:32:34,578
So now what?

733
00:32:34,678 --> 00:32:36,438
Now at work they want
me to count the seconds

734
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,648
of the hugs that I give?

735
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:39,250
What about woman-splaining?

736
00:32:39,350 --> 00:32:40,870
I downloaded that
pic of the babysitter

737
00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,653
from Facebook for <i>you.</i>

738
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:45,889
It actually takes less
energy to put a seat down.

739
00:32:45,990 --> 00:32:47,634
Well, if you can't
break the glass ceiling,

740
00:32:47,658 --> 00:32:48,892
you might as well clean it.

741
00:32:48,993 --> 00:32:52,796
I park like that on
purpose. It's a power move.

742
00:32:52,896 --> 00:32:54,832
What do you mean what's
happening in the movie?

743
00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,333
Just watch the movie.

744
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,202
Just because I ask
you to shave your pubes

745
00:32:58,302 --> 00:32:59,903
doesn't mean I have to, too.

746
00:33:00,004 --> 00:33:01,639
And I told her, you
don't understand.

747
00:33:01,739 --> 00:33:04,141
I don't live with my mom,
my mom lives with <i>me.</i>

748
00:33:04,241 --> 00:33:05,976
I have no idea
where your keys are.

749
00:33:06,076 --> 00:33:09,079
You want to talk
about pro choice?

750
00:33:09,179 --> 00:33:11,382
I don't even know what
they did with my foreskin.

751
00:33:12,549 --> 00:33:13,560
Who brought these, by the way?

752
00:33:13,584 --> 00:33:14,952
MAN: Thanks for coming out.

753
00:33:15,052 --> 00:33:17,755
You know, you would have
been more than welcome to join us.

754
00:33:17,855 --> 00:33:19,690
You look like you
have a lot on your mind.

755
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:21,859
A lot of things you said
really struck a chord.

756
00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:23,427
Mm. Well, there's a lot more

757
00:33:23,527 --> 00:33:25,129
to us than what
you saw here today.

758
00:33:25,229 --> 00:33:26,964
It goes a lot further.

759
00:33:27,064 --> 00:33:30,467
I'm interested. I could
really use a change.

760
00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:32,236
I really like you said
about the muzzle.

761
00:33:32,336 --> 00:33:33,616
MAN
No, it makes sense.

762
00:33:33,671 --> 00:33:34,972
Okay, I tell you what.

763
00:33:35,072 --> 00:33:36,449
We're having a
get-together tonight.

764
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:38,409
Very special, very exclusive.

765
00:33:38,509 --> 00:33:42,413
It's just a little game
we play every month.

766
00:33:42,513 --> 00:33:44,815
You interested?

767
00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:47,151
Yeah.

768
00:33:47,251 --> 00:33:49,253
Great.

769
00:33:49,353 --> 00:33:51,855
He's gonna join us.

770
00:33:51,955 --> 00:33:52,856
Hey, guys.

771
00:33:52,956 --> 00:33:54,458
- Hey.
- Hey.

772
00:33:54,558 --> 00:33:56,460
Cookies.

773
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:02,132
♪♪

774
00:34:02,232 --> 00:34:07,805
♪♪

775
00:34:07,905 --> 00:34:13,477
♪♪

776
00:34:13,577 --> 00:34:16,080
[ Indistinct shouting ]

777
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:21,819
♪♪

778
00:34:21,919 --> 00:34:27,558
♪♪

779
00:34:27,658 --> 00:34:31,395
[ Muffled shouting
in background ]

780
00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:35,966
Just in time.

781
00:34:36,066 --> 00:34:38,469
Tonight...

782
00:34:38,569 --> 00:34:40,537
we return to our glory.

783
00:34:40,637 --> 00:34:43,574
Tonight, we reclaim
our spot as the alpha

784
00:34:43,674 --> 00:34:45,442
by bringing about the omega.

785
00:34:46,944 --> 00:34:50,013
Tonight, we hunt.

786
00:34:51,415 --> 00:34:53,317
[ Wolves howling ]

787
00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:56,253
[ Dramatic organ music plays ]

788
00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:01,792
[ Men growling ]

789
00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:06,363
♪♪

790
00:35:06,463 --> 00:35:10,934
♪♪

791
00:35:11,034 --> 00:35:13,937
[ Growling ]

792
00:35:14,037 --> 00:35:21,145
♪♪

793
00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:23,213
Are you ready to join the pack?

794
00:35:25,349 --> 00:35:26,250
[ Clangs, gun cocks ]

795
00:35:26,350 --> 00:35:27,785
I've already got one.

796
00:35:27,885 --> 00:35:29,153
- [ Gunshot ]
- [ Squeals ]

797
00:35:29,253 --> 00:35:32,556
[ Growling ]

798
00:35:32,656 --> 00:35:33,824
[ Squeals ]

799
00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:35,559
BEN WEASEL: ♪ Here
in the witching hour ♪

800
00:35:35,659 --> 00:35:36,994
♪ I stand here bleeding out ♪

801
00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:38,128
[ Growling ]

802
00:35:38,228 --> 00:35:39,372
BEN WEASEL: ♪
Thought I knew you ♪

803
00:35:39,396 --> 00:35:41,565
♪ There's something sinister ♪

804
00:35:41,665 --> 00:35:43,434
♪ I can't resist the urge ♪

805
00:35:43,534 --> 00:35:46,103
♪ To pull the
covers off and look ♪

806
00:35:46,203 --> 00:35:47,704
♪ In the middle ♪

807
00:35:47,805 --> 00:35:49,573
♪ In the middle of the night ♪

808
00:35:49,673 --> 00:35:51,208
♪ In the middle ♪

809
00:35:51,308 --> 00:35:53,744
♪ In the middle of the night ♪

810
00:35:53,844 --> 00:35:55,546
[ Gurgling ]

811
00:35:57,514 --> 00:35:59,016
[ Coughing ]

812
00:35:59,116 --> 00:36:00,617
[ Growling ]

813
00:36:04,087 --> 00:36:05,589
[ Whimpering ]

814
00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:19,636
[ Squishing ]

815
00:36:25,409 --> 00:36:30,214
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

816
00:36:30,314 --> 00:36:32,983
[ Indistinct conversations ]

817
00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:41,725
Honey, I'm home.

818
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:43,994
Oh, if you'll excuse me.

819
00:36:46,196 --> 00:36:48,599
You almost didn't
make it in time.

820
00:36:50,934 --> 00:36:52,369
You did it.

821
00:36:52,469 --> 00:36:54,304
I knew you'd come through.

822
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,541
[ Sighs ] I had to improvise.

823
00:36:59,443 --> 00:37:01,044
Werewolves.

824
00:37:01,144 --> 00:37:04,715
What a surprise.

825
00:37:04,815 --> 00:37:08,218
Well, it's not like we have
a monopoly on full moons.

826
00:37:08,318 --> 00:37:10,220
I hope it wasn't too difficult.

827
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,824
I just really wanted to
show you how much I cared.

828
00:37:13,924 --> 00:37:16,026
Show everybody.

829
00:37:16,126 --> 00:37:19,429
Well, we didn't start
without you. Come on.

830
00:37:19,530 --> 00:37:20,931
MAN: Oh, werewolf pelts.

831
00:37:21,031 --> 00:37:23,433
You know, these
are a real delicacy.

832
00:37:23,534 --> 00:37:25,602
This is gonna be great
for the whole family.

833
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:29,006
MAN
Uh, everybody let's get started.

834
00:37:29,106 --> 00:37:31,108
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

835
00:37:41,051 --> 00:37:43,887
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

836
00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:55,599
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

837
00:37:58,969 --> 00:38:01,471
[ Soft reflective music ]

838
00:38:06,476 --> 00:38:07,544
Is that a dead animal?

839
00:38:07,644 --> 00:38:08,712
Looks real, don't it?

840
00:38:08,812 --> 00:38:10,147
It even feels real.

841
00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:12,449
[ Groaning ]

842
00:38:12,549 --> 00:38:14,785
Feels dead.

843
00:38:14,885 --> 00:38:17,020
That is a screen-used
prop, my friend...

844
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,789
From a werewolf movie.

845
00:38:18,889 --> 00:38:21,024
Anyhoo, I got to go
get some work done.

846
00:38:39,569 --> 00:38:42,239
[ Dramatic sting ]

847
00:38:42,339 --> 00:38:44,407
Do you know what
they call a Goldie Hawn

848
00:38:44,508 --> 00:38:46,309
in the fetish community?

849
00:38:48,411 --> 00:38:50,547
It's when you find a
gentleman by the name of Hawn

850
00:38:50,647 --> 00:38:53,583
and urinate on him.

851
00:38:53,683 --> 00:38:56,386
I'm not gonna do
that to you, Hawn,

852
00:38:56,486 --> 00:38:59,222
'cause I don't have that fetish.

853
00:38:59,322 --> 00:39:01,391
Besides...

854
00:39:01,491 --> 00:39:04,494
I don't even know if
you're real name is Hawn.

855
00:39:05,829 --> 00:39:07,163
I am using my real name.

856
00:39:07,264 --> 00:39:09,232
I-I mean...

857
00:39:09,332 --> 00:39:10,400
What? Nothing.

858
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,168
Shut up.

859
00:39:15,605 --> 00:39:18,608
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

860
00:39:22,345 --> 00:39:24,381
[ Screaming ]

861
00:39:24,481 --> 00:39:26,850
W-Why do you have a balloon?

862
00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:30,353
I can't...

863
00:39:30,453 --> 00:39:32,622
tell you that.

864
00:39:37,494 --> 00:39:39,896
There are balloon
fetishists, as well,

865
00:39:39,996 --> 00:39:42,365
and I think Chad
might be one of them.

866
00:39:42,465 --> 00:39:44,034
So if you want to
keep working here

867
00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:46,336
with a pervert like that...

868
00:39:46,436 --> 00:39:48,138
you can.

869
00:39:48,238 --> 00:39:51,241
[ Eerie music continues ]

870
00:40:06,423 --> 00:40:08,425
[ Eerie ethereal music ]

871
00:40:12,929 --> 00:40:15,432
[ Rock music plays faintly ]

872
00:40:27,844 --> 00:40:31,014
[ Man breathing heavily ]

873
00:40:36,653 --> 00:40:40,490
MAN: <i>There's still a killer
on the loose targeting girls.</i>

874
00:40:40,590 --> 00:40:41,658
[ Cash register beeping ]

875
00:40:41,758 --> 00:40:43,426
[ Music continues faintly ]

876
00:40:45,996 --> 00:40:48,498
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

877
00:41:13,890 --> 00:41:15,759
GIRL: Thank you.

878
00:41:15,859 --> 00:41:17,427
[ Door opens ]

879
00:41:17,527 --> 00:41:21,297
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

880
00:41:21,398 --> 00:41:24,801
[ Rock music plays ]

881
00:41:24,901 --> 00:41:27,070
WOMAN: We got wine! We got wine!

882
00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:29,105
Yes!

883
00:41:29,205 --> 00:41:31,107
[ Tense rock music ]

884
00:41:31,207 --> 00:41:33,443
[ Man breathing heavily ]

885
00:41:34,444 --> 00:41:35,644
You know what? You need to read

886
00:41:35,712 --> 00:41:37,447
"The Power of Now"
so we can just be

887
00:41:37,547 --> 00:41:38,858
in the moment and
not think about...

888
00:41:38,882 --> 00:41:40,383
I've been in the
moment for 30 minutes

889
00:41:40,483 --> 00:41:41,584
waiting for you guys.

890
00:41:41,685 --> 00:41:43,787
Well, let's get in the
moment and let's go.

891
00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:49,059
[ Eerie tense music ]

892
00:41:59,202 --> 00:42:01,204
[ Eerie tense music continues ]

893
00:42:11,214 --> 00:42:13,883
[ Eerie tense music continues ]

894
00:42:18,021 --> 00:42:19,989
This is amazing!

895
00:42:20,090 --> 00:42:22,058
Oh, this looks like
my grandma's house.

896
00:42:22,158 --> 00:42:23,326
I kind of love it.

897
00:42:23,426 --> 00:42:24,661
Let's get drunk!

898
00:42:24,761 --> 00:42:25,762
Yes.

899
00:42:25,862 --> 00:42:27,342
ALLIE: I haven't
had sugar in 82 days.

900
00:42:27,430 --> 00:42:28,832
Calling it!

901
00:42:28,932 --> 00:42:30,800
[ Muffled speech ]

902
00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:32,736
Last time I had
rosé with you girls,

903
00:42:32,836 --> 00:42:34,537
I knocked my front teeth out

904
00:42:34,637 --> 00:42:36,206
on a marble statue
of the Madonna.

905
00:42:36,306 --> 00:42:38,675
[ Man breathing heavily ]

906
00:42:38,775 --> 00:42:40,720
- JAMIE: Did you use porcelain?
- ALLIE: It's still plastic.

907
00:42:40,744 --> 00:42:42,054
- I never changed it.
- WOMAN

908
00:42:42,078 --> 00:42:43,813
You cheap bitch.

909
00:42:43,913 --> 00:42:45,148
ALLIE: It was 75 bucks.

910
00:42:45,248 --> 00:42:46,883
- WOMAN
- ALLIE: Look.

911
00:42:46,983 --> 00:42:48,303
JAMIE: Yeah.
She still has a scar.

912
00:42:48,384 --> 00:42:50,220
ALLIE: No pain, no gain.

913
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,955
JAMIE: Yeah. You
shouldn't be swimming...

914
00:42:52,055 --> 00:42:54,457
[ Man breathing heavily ]

915
00:42:54,557 --> 00:42:57,093
[ Indistinct talking ]

916
00:42:57,193 --> 00:42:59,529
[ Music plays faintly ]

917
00:43:03,266 --> 00:43:05,502
[ Sighs ]

918
00:43:05,602 --> 00:43:07,170
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

919
00:43:07,270 --> 00:43:08,438
[ Laughing ]

920
00:43:08,538 --> 00:43:11,608
Go. Oh, that's the one!

921
00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:13,209
Isn't this nice,
just getting away?

922
00:43:13,309 --> 00:43:15,211
I can't believe you
almost didn't make it.

923
00:43:15,311 --> 00:43:16,646
- What?
- JAMIE: Mm-hmm.

924
00:43:16,746 --> 00:43:18,626
Yeah, what, are you
getting too cool for us now?

925
00:43:18,715 --> 00:43:20,517
- [ Chuckles ]
- Hey, I'm here, aren't I?

926
00:43:20,617 --> 00:43:22,218
- Come on.
- Very true.

927
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:24,797
What did you do to our friend?

928
00:43:24,821 --> 00:43:27,190
You're going to ruin
the anti-aging process.

929
00:43:27,290 --> 00:43:27,991
JAMIE: Ooh.

930
00:43:28,091 --> 00:43:29,425
[ Laughs ]

931
00:43:31,294 --> 00:43:32,829
ALLIE: I look 22, right?

932
00:43:32,929 --> 00:43:35,064
JAMIE: Yeah, I mean...

933
00:43:35,165 --> 00:43:36,499
[ Eerie tense music ]

934
00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:38,201
One...

935
00:43:38,301 --> 00:43:39,836
what is that?

936
00:43:39,936 --> 00:43:41,638
[ Both laugh ]

937
00:43:41,738 --> 00:43:42,738
You stole that.

938
00:43:42,772 --> 00:43:43,673
So what?

939
00:43:43,773 --> 00:43:45,375
You are such a klepto.

940
00:43:45,475 --> 00:43:46,643
- It's fine.
- I admit it.

941
00:43:46,743 --> 00:43:48,678
We bought a bunch
of stuff there, it's fine.

942
00:43:48,778 --> 00:43:50,547
- That's right.
- You want to try it?

943
00:43:50,647 --> 00:43:52,682
Give me this thing.

944
00:43:52,782 --> 00:43:55,685
This is giant.

945
00:43:55,785 --> 00:43:57,954
[ Raspy voice ] You
are cheap as shit.

946
00:43:58,054 --> 00:43:59,255
[ Laughter ]

947
00:43:59,355 --> 00:44:01,558
WOMAN
not easy to steal this.

948
00:44:04,294 --> 00:44:06,029
Pretty good find.

949
00:44:06,129 --> 00:44:07,864
[ Muffled talking ]

950
00:44:07,964 --> 00:44:11,367
[ Man breathing heavily ]

951
00:44:11,467 --> 00:44:14,470
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

952
00:44:30,854 --> 00:44:33,690
JAMIE: [ Laughs ]

953
00:44:33,790 --> 00:44:35,692
[ Liquid pouring ]

954
00:44:35,792 --> 00:44:37,460
[ Groans ]

955
00:44:41,197 --> 00:44:42,498
[ Sighs ]

956
00:44:44,033 --> 00:44:46,169
I don't feel so good.

957
00:44:47,871 --> 00:44:51,107
My face is... real hot.

958
00:44:53,576 --> 00:44:54,744
Oh, thank you.

959
00:44:54,844 --> 00:44:56,055
I don't think I have
any pain killers.

960
00:44:56,079 --> 00:44:58,715
I think I might have something.

961
00:45:03,953 --> 00:45:05,622
Oh, my God!

962
00:45:05,722 --> 00:45:07,090
- What?
- You still have this?

963
00:45:07,190 --> 00:45:08,091
Yeah.

964
00:45:08,191 --> 00:45:10,093
Mine broke ages ago.

965
00:45:10,193 --> 00:45:11,193
- Aw.
- Oh, my God.

966
00:45:11,227 --> 00:45:12,462
Allie, remember this night?

967
00:45:12,562 --> 00:45:13,706
You almost went
home with that guy

968
00:45:13,730 --> 00:45:15,098
that looks like a turtle.

969
00:45:15,198 --> 00:45:18,101
[ Laughing ] Oh,
my God! She did.

970
00:45:18,201 --> 00:45:19,435
He like literally had a shell.

971
00:45:19,535 --> 00:45:20,937
He was disgusting.

972
00:45:21,037 --> 00:45:22,181
[ Laughs ] He was super creepy.

973
00:45:22,205 --> 00:45:23,773
We were like, "No, but..."

974
00:45:23,873 --> 00:45:24,674
Allie?

975
00:45:24,774 --> 00:45:27,443
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

976
00:45:33,316 --> 00:45:35,285
Allie?

977
00:45:37,921 --> 00:45:39,756
I take it back.

978
00:45:48,264 --> 00:45:49,832
[ Allie gasps ]

979
00:45:49,933 --> 00:45:50,833
[ Laughing ]

980
00:45:50,934 --> 00:45:53,202
ALLIE: I think I
feel better now.

981
00:45:53,303 --> 00:45:55,204
What's wrong, you guys?

982
00:45:55,305 --> 00:45:56,339
Oh, my God.

983
00:45:56,439 --> 00:45:57,507
What?

984
00:45:57,607 --> 00:45:59,108
You guys.

985
00:46:02,045 --> 00:46:04,714
[ Screaming ] No!

986
00:46:04,814 --> 00:46:06,049
Jamie...

987
00:46:06,149 --> 00:46:08,451
Oh!

988
00:46:08,551 --> 00:46:10,954
What do you think of this color?

989
00:46:11,054 --> 00:46:13,756
This is all your fault!

990
00:46:13,856 --> 00:46:15,858
Don't worry. We can fix this.

991
00:46:15,959 --> 00:46:18,194
How are we gonna fix this?!

992
00:46:18,294 --> 00:46:20,463
I got it! I got it! I got it.

993
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:25,535
<i>[ Dialing ]</i>

994
00:46:25,635 --> 00:46:27,136
Whoa.

995
00:46:30,673 --> 00:46:33,509
[ Telephone ringing ]

996
00:46:38,748 --> 00:46:40,350
Hello?

997
00:46:40,450 --> 00:46:42,452
I'm wondering about
a piece of candy

998
00:46:42,552 --> 00:46:44,554
that we got at your store.

999
00:46:44,654 --> 00:46:47,023
- Tell her I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

1000
00:46:47,123 --> 00:46:50,293
WOMAN: <i>[ Raspy laughter ]</i>

1001
00:46:54,897 --> 00:46:56,208
Why is she... Why
are you laughing?

1002
00:46:56,232 --> 00:46:57,467
What is so funny?!

1003
00:46:57,567 --> 00:46:59,369
[ Eerie tense music ]

1004
00:46:59,469 --> 00:47:01,571
[ <i>Raspy laughter</i> ]

1005
00:47:01,671 --> 00:47:04,507
[ Tense music intensifies ]

1006
00:47:09,779 --> 00:47:13,116
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

1007
00:47:23,092 --> 00:47:25,094
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

1008
00:47:35,004 --> 00:47:37,173
[ Suspenseful music fades ]

1009
00:47:43,312 --> 00:47:45,148
[ Soft eerie music plays ]

1010
00:47:54,524 --> 00:47:57,026
[ Ethereal indie music ]

1011
00:48:06,903 --> 00:48:09,906
[ Indie music continues ]

1012
00:48:19,982 --> 00:48:22,985
[ Indie music continues ]

1013
00:48:32,895 --> 00:48:35,898
[ Indie music continues ]

1014
00:48:42,839 --> 00:48:44,707
Keep your focus!

1015
00:48:44,807 --> 00:48:46,442
Never break!

1016
00:48:46,542 --> 00:48:48,311
Wow, you're good.

1017
00:48:50,213 --> 00:48:51,581
Okay.

1018
00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:55,475
CHAD: Faster, faster!
You got to move!

1019
00:48:55,575 --> 00:48:56,643
Got to move.

1020
00:48:56,743 --> 00:48:59,846
Efficiency, elegance,
destruction of ego.

1021
00:49:01,181 --> 00:49:02,449
I've got to say,

1022
00:49:02,549 --> 00:49:04,284
[ Laughing ] I am
really impressed.

1023
00:49:04,384 --> 00:49:05,786
You clean a hell of a bathroom.

1024
00:49:05,886 --> 00:49:06,987
Thank you, sir.

1025
00:49:07,087 --> 00:49:08,431
Now, we just got to get
that piranha tank clean.

1026
00:49:08,455 --> 00:49:09,523
The what?

1027
00:49:09,623 --> 00:49:12,859
[ Tense music plays ]

1028
00:49:12,959 --> 00:49:14,027
Why do you even have that?

1029
00:49:14,127 --> 00:49:16,530
It was a failed promotion
I did back in 2010.

1030
00:49:16,630 --> 00:49:17,731
No way.

1031
00:49:17,831 --> 00:49:19,900
Did you just say no to me?

1032
00:49:22,536 --> 00:49:23,804
[ Screams ]

1033
00:49:23,904 --> 00:49:24,905
I'll clean it.

1034
00:49:25,005 --> 00:49:26,239
Where did you come from?

1035
00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:28,008
I'm always here.

1036
00:49:29,176 --> 00:49:31,845
And I will always be here

1037
00:49:31,945 --> 00:49:35,382
until you give me the job
that was rightfully mine.

1038
00:49:35,482 --> 00:49:38,185
You guys continue
having your little

1039
00:49:38,285 --> 00:49:42,389
employee/employer
meeting in the bathroom.

1040
00:49:42,489 --> 00:49:44,658
[ Horn honking ]

1041
00:49:44,758 --> 00:49:46,793
That's my mom.

1042
00:49:46,893 --> 00:49:50,097
She's out getting the
shaggin' wagon detailed.

1043
00:49:50,197 --> 00:49:51,631
Big plans this weekend.

1044
00:49:51,732 --> 00:49:52,799
[ Snorts ]

1045
00:49:52,899 --> 00:49:55,302
So, you're not off the hook.

1046
00:49:55,402 --> 00:49:57,571
I'll be back.

1047
00:49:57,671 --> 00:49:59,940
I'll be back real soon.

1048
00:50:01,341 --> 00:50:04,077
He will. He just keeps
coming back again and again.

1049
00:50:04,177 --> 00:50:05,412
He's like that killer in

1050
00:50:05,512 --> 00:50:07,914
"The Night He Came Back
Again: Part IV, The Final Kill."

1051
00:50:08,014 --> 00:50:10,917
You know that's the nicest
thing anybody's ever said to me?

1052
00:50:11,017 --> 00:50:12,085
[ Horn honking ]

1053
00:50:12,185 --> 00:50:15,589
God damn it, Mom! I'm coming.

1054
00:50:15,689 --> 00:50:17,524
[ Groans ]

1055
00:50:17,624 --> 00:50:18,959
Who?

1056
00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:20,460
Just this dude.

1057
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,196
He kills people, keeps
coming back again.

1058
00:50:30,470 --> 00:50:32,906
MAN: [ Eerie laughing ]

1059
00:50:39,012 --> 00:50:41,648
WOMAN: How much longer
do we have to watch this?

1060
00:50:41,748 --> 00:50:43,316
[ Glass shatters ]

1061
00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:44,918
Now!

1062
00:50:46,987 --> 00:50:49,189
[ Electricity crackling ]

1063
00:50:49,289 --> 00:50:51,458
[ Grunting ]

1064
00:50:54,461 --> 00:50:56,630
[ Electricity crackling ]

1065
00:51:04,805 --> 00:51:06,673
WOMAN: Every Fourth of July,

1066
00:51:06,773 --> 00:51:08,775
we have fireworks,

1067
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:12,746
hot dogs, and you.

1068
00:51:12,846 --> 00:51:14,948
Whether at a cabin,
the county fair,

1069
00:51:15,048 --> 00:51:16,950
or summer camp,

1070
00:51:17,050 --> 00:51:19,119
you show up and kill everyone,

1071
00:51:19,219 --> 00:51:21,888
including my boyfriends!

1072
00:51:21,988 --> 00:51:23,890
[ Eerie laughing ]

1073
00:51:23,990 --> 00:51:26,259
You'll be fine.

1074
00:51:27,527 --> 00:51:30,363
Every year, I
leave you for dead.

1075
00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:33,266
And the next year...

1076
00:51:33,366 --> 00:51:34,768
you come back.

1077
00:51:35,735 --> 00:51:37,904
That ends tonight.

1078
00:51:38,004 --> 00:51:41,341
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

1079
00:51:48,682 --> 00:51:50,450
[ Grunts ]

1080
00:51:55,322 --> 00:51:56,790
That was easy.

1081
00:51:56,890 --> 00:51:58,058
[ Eerie laughing ]

1082
00:51:58,158 --> 00:52:00,060
[ Screams ]

1083
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,696
[ Grunting ]

1084
00:52:03,730 --> 00:52:05,232
[ Screams ]

1085
00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:17,177
[ Breathing heavily ]

1086
00:52:23,216 --> 00:52:24,217
Thanks.

1087
00:52:24,317 --> 00:52:25,986
Yeah, no problem.

1088
00:52:26,086 --> 00:52:27,487
Aah! [ Clattering ]

1089
00:52:27,587 --> 00:52:30,156
Babe, it's over now. He
can't hurt you anymore.

1090
00:52:30,257 --> 00:52:32,692
Now we can finally
go all the way.

1091
00:52:32,792 --> 00:52:34,461
No, it's not over.

1092
00:52:34,561 --> 00:52:36,263
He could still come back.

1093
00:52:36,363 --> 00:52:37,631
Babe, he's dead.

1094
00:52:37,731 --> 00:52:38,632
Look.

1095
00:52:38,732 --> 00:52:39,966
Greg, don't.

1096
00:52:40,066 --> 00:52:42,068
Do you know how many
girls I turned down this year

1097
00:52:42,168 --> 00:52:44,204
because I was
saving myself for you?!

1098
00:52:45,805 --> 00:52:47,340
Stop messing around, Greg.

1099
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,276
Fuck off, Will.

1100
00:52:51,244 --> 00:52:51,978
Greg.

1101
00:52:52,078 --> 00:52:53,313
Daisy, he's dead.

1102
00:52:53,413 --> 00:52:55,081
Now have sex with me!

1103
00:52:57,384 --> 00:52:58,718
[ Screams ]

1104
00:53:01,821 --> 00:53:03,089
[ Body thuds ]

1105
00:53:03,189 --> 00:53:06,459
♪♪

1106
00:53:06,559 --> 00:53:07,394
[ Gasps ]

1107
00:53:07,494 --> 00:53:08,561
[ Both groan ]

1108
00:53:08,662 --> 00:53:10,697
Will, get the jumper cables.

1109
00:53:10,797 --> 00:53:11,598
[ Grunts ]

1110
00:53:11,698 --> 00:53:13,366
[ Gasps ]

1111
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:21,508
Okay. He's ready.

1112
00:53:23,043 --> 00:53:24,477
Why are they on his nipples?

1113
00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:26,217
I mean, isn't... Isn't
that where they go?

1114
00:53:26,313 --> 00:53:29,282
No, this isn't some
porno. Put it on his neck.

1115
00:53:29,382 --> 00:53:30,517
Come on, man.

1116
00:53:30,617 --> 00:53:32,485
I didn't... I...

1117
00:53:34,754 --> 00:53:35,655
Okay.

1118
00:53:35,755 --> 00:53:37,023
That's good.

1119
00:53:37,123 --> 00:53:39,125
Just... die!

1120
00:53:39,225 --> 00:53:40,660
[ Electricity crackling ]

1121
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,128
[ Eerie tense music ]

1122
00:53:53,306 --> 00:53:54,306
[ Gags ]

1123
00:53:58,078 --> 00:53:59,245
Did it work?

1124
00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:05,685
Seth, don't. It's too dangerous.

1125
00:54:05,785 --> 00:54:07,587
It's okay.

1126
00:54:07,687 --> 00:54:09,856
I'm pre-med.

1127
00:54:24,871 --> 00:54:27,073
[ Electricity crackles ]

1128
00:54:27,173 --> 00:54:28,173
Oh.

1129
00:54:30,110 --> 00:54:31,678
[ Eerie laughing ]

1130
00:54:31,778 --> 00:54:34,781
[ Screams ]

1131
00:54:34,881 --> 00:54:36,816
Damn it!

1132
00:54:43,590 --> 00:54:45,225
[ Gurgling ]

1133
00:55:02,909 --> 00:55:07,080
Say hi to the Founding
Fathers, asshole.

1134
00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:08,481
Oh, sorry. Okay.

1135
00:55:14,754 --> 00:55:16,656
Happy Fourth of July...

1136
00:55:16,756 --> 00:55:17,756
fucker.

1137
00:55:24,864 --> 00:55:27,667
[ Fireworks whistling
and popping ]

1138
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,075
[ All gasp ]

1139
00:55:35,175 --> 00:55:36,409
Holy shit!

1140
00:55:36,509 --> 00:55:38,411
We did it!

1141
00:55:39,345 --> 00:55:42,749
- [ All shouting ]
- Oh, my God!

1142
00:55:42,849 --> 00:55:44,984
We did it.

1143
00:55:45,085 --> 00:55:46,686
Hey, uh...

1144
00:55:46,786 --> 00:55:48,888
I'm sorry about Seth.

1145
00:55:48,988 --> 00:55:50,557
Oh, it's okay.

1146
00:55:50,657 --> 00:55:54,627
We were only going out
for a few weeks anyway.

1147
00:55:54,727 --> 00:55:57,597
[ Sobbing ]

1148
00:55:57,697 --> 00:56:00,366
He was pre-med.

1149
00:56:00,467 --> 00:56:03,236
[ Somber music plays ]

1150
00:56:03,336 --> 00:56:04,537
Crazy night.

1151
00:56:04,637 --> 00:56:06,773
[ Both chuckle ]

1152
00:56:06,873 --> 00:56:08,708
Yeah.

1153
00:56:08,808 --> 00:56:10,310
Thank you.

1154
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:11,678
Yeah.

1155
00:56:11,778 --> 00:56:13,646
DAISY: I couldn't have
done it without you.

1156
00:56:13,746 --> 00:56:16,716
I'm always here for you, Daisy.

1157
00:56:16,816 --> 00:56:18,518
Always.

1158
00:56:18,618 --> 00:56:20,353
Um, yeah, I'm...

1159
00:56:20,453 --> 00:56:22,922
I'm sorry about Greg.

1160
00:56:23,022 --> 00:56:24,757
Yeah.

1161
00:56:24,858 --> 00:56:27,127
I really liked him.

1162
00:56:27,227 --> 00:56:29,395
But maybe I should
just stay single.

1163
00:56:29,496 --> 00:56:31,598
It seems to be
working out for you.

1164
00:56:31,698 --> 00:56:33,700
[ Somber music continues ]

1165
00:56:38,905 --> 00:56:40,840
What should we do with these?

1166
00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:41,940
[ <i>Eerie laughter</i> ]

1167
00:56:41,975 --> 00:56:42,742
[ Gasps ]

1168
00:56:42,842 --> 00:56:43,543
Chloe!

1169
00:56:43,643 --> 00:56:44,644
Aaah!

1170
00:56:44,744 --> 00:56:47,180
[ Screams ]

1171
00:56:51,684 --> 00:56:53,386
[ Chloe gasps ]

1172
00:56:54,454 --> 00:56:56,789
[ Groans ]

1173
00:56:58,725 --> 00:57:00,260
[ Screams ]

1174
00:57:01,694 --> 00:57:03,596
[ Gags ]

1175
00:57:03,696 --> 00:57:04,831
[ Groans ]

1176
00:57:04,931 --> 00:57:07,167
[ Grunts ]

1177
00:57:08,601 --> 00:57:10,136
[ Grunts ]

1178
00:57:10,236 --> 00:57:12,238
- [ Bone snaps]
- WILL: Fuck.

1179
00:57:15,975 --> 00:57:18,044
Fuck!

1180
00:57:19,479 --> 00:57:21,114
Oh.

1181
00:57:21,214 --> 00:57:24,150
[ Sobs ]

1182
00:57:26,386 --> 00:57:28,321
No, just stay away from, Will.

1183
00:57:28,421 --> 00:57:31,658
Everyone I care
about ends up dead.

1184
00:57:31,758 --> 00:57:34,761
You care about me?

1185
00:57:34,861 --> 00:57:36,062
Of course I do.

1186
00:57:36,162 --> 00:57:39,933
I care about you, too. A lot.

1187
00:57:40,033 --> 00:57:43,970
Every time I find a good
guy, he ends up impaled,

1188
00:57:44,070 --> 00:57:47,106
decapitated, or stabbed
through the head.

1189
00:57:47,207 --> 00:57:49,609
Well, maybe the good guy
you've been searching for

1190
00:57:49,709 --> 00:57:51,444
has been...

1191
00:57:51,544 --> 00:57:54,013
right here in front of you.

1192
00:57:54,113 --> 00:57:55,915
I... I love you, Daisy.

1193
00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:58,184
[ Soft music ]

1194
00:58:06,092 --> 00:58:07,760
[ Object clattering ]

1195
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,095
Come on!

1196
00:58:09,195 --> 00:58:10,797
[ Eerie laughing ]

1197
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:14,667
Will.

1198
00:58:14,767 --> 00:58:16,669
Take off his mask.

1199
00:58:16,769 --> 00:58:18,047
I want to look this
bastard in the eye

1200
00:58:18,071 --> 00:58:19,172
when I finally kill him.

1201
00:58:19,272 --> 00:58:20,516
Are you... Are you
sure that's necessary...

1202
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:23,276
Just do it!

1203
00:58:23,376 --> 00:58:24,711
[ Eerie laughing ]

1204
00:58:26,879 --> 00:58:28,514
[ Will groans ]

1205
00:58:32,385 --> 00:58:34,387
[ Somber music ]

1206
00:58:34,487 --> 00:58:37,290
[ Eerie laughing ]

1207
00:58:37,390 --> 00:58:39,225
What... What are
you waiting for?

1208
00:58:43,396 --> 00:58:44,731
Oh, no, no.

1209
00:58:44,831 --> 00:58:46,132
Are you into him?

1210
00:58:46,232 --> 00:58:48,735
No, you got to be
fucking kidding me.

1211
00:58:50,136 --> 00:58:51,170
Daisy.

1212
00:58:51,271 --> 00:58:52,839
Uh...

1213
00:58:52,939 --> 00:58:54,674
WILL: Shoot him.

1214
00:58:54,774 --> 00:58:57,010
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

1215
00:58:57,110 --> 00:58:59,312
[ Gasps ]

1216
00:58:59,412 --> 00:59:00,647
I can't.

1217
00:59:03,349 --> 00:59:05,518
I...

1218
00:59:05,618 --> 00:59:07,320
hate you.

1219
00:59:09,155 --> 00:59:10,223
[ Bones crack ]

1220
00:59:10,323 --> 00:59:11,758
[ Body thuds ]

1221
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,596
[ Eerie laughing ]

1222
00:59:16,696 --> 00:59:18,197
[ Gunshot ]

1223
00:59:28,708 --> 00:59:30,677
Hello?

1224
00:59:30,777 --> 00:59:33,012
I'd like to rent a...

1225
00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:34,013
wood chipper.

1226
00:59:34,113 --> 00:59:36,349
[ Wood chipper motor running ]

1227
00:59:36,449 --> 00:59:39,452
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

1228
00:59:48,695 --> 00:59:51,431
Daisy.

1229
00:59:51,531 --> 00:59:52,932
I'm your brother.

1230
00:59:53,032 --> 00:59:54,600
W-What?!

1231
01:00:04,210 --> 01:00:05,210
What?

1232
01:00:05,278 --> 01:00:09,282
[ Fireworks whistling
and popping ]

1233
01:00:23,463 --> 01:00:25,798
[ Whistling and
popping continues ]

1234
01:00:32,872 --> 01:00:34,974
[ Eerie laughter ]

1235
01:00:35,074 --> 01:00:36,576
[ Fireworks exploding ]

1236
01:00:41,381 --> 01:00:42,815
[ Swallows ]

1237
01:00:42,915 --> 01:00:44,684
Are you still mad at me?

1238
01:00:47,787 --> 01:00:51,457
Oh. But did you finish
cleaning the piranha tank?

1239
01:00:51,557 --> 01:00:53,459
Oh... Oh, got to poop.

1240
01:00:59,132 --> 01:01:02,769
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

1241
01:01:02,869 --> 01:01:04,070
Oh, and don't forget,

1242
01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:05,490
if you go anywhere
near that door,

1243
01:01:05,538 --> 01:01:06,406
I'll have to kill ya.

1244
01:01:06,506 --> 01:01:07,340
[ Laughing ]

1245
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:08,241
[ Farts ]

1246
01:01:08,341 --> 01:01:09,375
Oh.

1247
01:01:09,475 --> 01:01:12,107
Oh, and can you brew
some fresh coffee?

1248
01:01:20,849 --> 01:01:22,517
[ Eerie music ]

1249
01:01:33,228 --> 01:01:35,630
HAWN: No Daddy?

1250
01:01:35,730 --> 01:01:36,798
What?

1251
01:01:36,898 --> 01:01:38,066
[ Static buzzing ]

1252
01:01:49,944 --> 01:01:52,113
[ Static buzzing ]

1253
01:01:52,213 --> 01:01:53,548
[ Eerie tense music ]

1254
01:01:58,586 --> 01:02:00,588
[ Engine revs ]

1255
01:02:03,992 --> 01:02:07,162
[ Tense music continues ]

1256
01:02:16,871 --> 01:02:19,874
[ Tense music continues ]

1257
01:02:29,684 --> 01:02:32,687
[ Tense music continues ]

1258
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,569
[ Shovel scraping dirt ]

1259
01:03:05,186 --> 01:03:07,622
[ Gasping ]

1260
01:03:11,025 --> 01:03:12,927
You don't have to do
this. I have so much to do.

1261
01:03:13,027 --> 01:03:15,730
I have so much to do.

1262
01:03:15,830 --> 01:03:17,866
Please, please, please.
You don't have to do this.

1263
01:03:17,966 --> 01:03:19,100
Please, please, please.

1264
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,236
Please don't. Please don't.

1265
01:03:21,336 --> 01:03:25,607
[ Tense music continues ]

1266
01:03:25,707 --> 01:03:27,709
[ Screaming ]

1267
01:03:37,285 --> 01:03:38,987
Please!

1268
01:03:39,087 --> 01:03:41,689
I have so much to do.

1269
01:03:47,161 --> 01:03:50,164
[ Tense music continues ]

1270
01:04:00,275 --> 01:04:03,278
[ Tense music continues ]

1271
01:04:13,321 --> 01:04:16,324
[ Tense music continues ]

1272
01:04:22,630 --> 01:04:23,790
MAGGIE: <i>Ooh, and I can't wait</i>

1273
01:04:23,865 --> 01:04:25,009
<i>to see what's gonna
happen with that.</i>

1274
01:04:25,033 --> 01:04:26,073
Oh, no, no. La-la-la-la-la.

1275
01:04:26,167 --> 01:04:27,702
Look, I do not want
to hear that, okay?

1276
01:04:27,802 --> 01:04:29,337
I'm only up to
season 4, damn it.

1277
01:04:29,437 --> 01:04:30,638
MAGGIE: <i>Girl, I'm am insulted.</i>

1278
01:04:30,738 --> 01:04:32,349
<i>You think I'm over here
trying to spill details,</i>

1279
01:04:32,373 --> 01:04:34,242
<i>trying to spill
the show details?</i>

1280
01:04:34,342 --> 01:04:35,643
All right. You're right.

1281
01:04:35,743 --> 01:04:37,187
<i>Fran, you think I'm over
here dropping spoilers?</i>

1282
01:04:37,211 --> 01:04:39,180
Okay. Look, now
you're just being silly.

1283
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:40,291
MAGGIE: <i>You're being silly.</i>

1284
01:04:40,315 --> 01:04:41,649
No, this is ridiculous.

1285
01:04:41,749 --> 01:04:43,318
MAGGIE: <i>You're ridiculous.</i>

1286
01:04:43,418 --> 01:04:46,421
[ Tense music plays ]

1287
01:04:54,796 --> 01:04:55,697
Stop it.

1288
01:04:55,797 --> 01:04:56,698
MAGGIE: <i>You stop it.</i>

1289
01:04:56,798 --> 01:04:58,166
- Okay.
- MAGGIE: <i>Okay.</i>

1290
01:04:58,266 --> 01:05:00,068
- Okay.
- MAGGIE: <i>Okay.</i>

1291
01:05:00,168 --> 01:05:03,104
[ Tense music continues ]

1292
01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:07,809
Seriously, though, I'm
just gonna go home,

1293
01:05:07,909 --> 01:05:10,578
I'm gonna binge the whole
thing. I'm gonna be so caught up.

1294
01:05:10,678 --> 01:05:12,347
Hashtag... a stay-cay.

1295
01:05:12,447 --> 01:05:14,047
MAGGIE: <i>Boo, how
long is that gonna take?</i>

1296
01:05:14,082 --> 01:05:16,384
<i>'Cause the series
finale drops tonight,</i>

1297
01:05:16,484 --> 01:05:18,429
<i>and I don't know how long I
can keep everything to myself.</i>

1298
01:05:18,453 --> 01:05:20,455
Okay, well you better,
because I will murder you.

1299
01:05:20,555 --> 01:05:23,358
I hate, hate, hate spoilers.

1300
01:05:23,458 --> 01:05:24,926
MAGGIE: <i>You and me both.</i>

1301
01:05:25,026 --> 01:05:26,794
Shit. Hey, hang on.

1302
01:05:27,829 --> 01:05:29,330
No, no, no, no.

1303
01:05:29,430 --> 01:05:30,865
Oh, God.

1304
01:05:48,983 --> 01:05:50,885
Maggie, is it like...

1305
01:05:50,985 --> 01:05:54,789
cloudy where you are, or foggy?

1306
01:05:54,889 --> 01:05:56,124
<i>[ Phone cutting out ]</i>

1307
01:05:56,224 --> 01:05:58,659
Maggie?

1308
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,495
Maggie?

1309
01:06:00,595 --> 01:06:02,530
Shit.

1310
01:06:02,630 --> 01:06:04,065
[ Screams ]

1311
01:06:04,165 --> 01:06:05,433
What the...?!

1312
01:06:05,533 --> 01:06:07,835
Oh, my God! Holy shit!

1313
01:06:07,935 --> 01:06:11,739
[ Tense music plays ]

1314
01:06:11,839 --> 01:06:14,609
[ Glass shattering ]

1315
01:06:15,943 --> 01:06:18,179
[ Inhales deeply ]

1316
01:06:18,279 --> 01:06:21,282
[ Tense music continues ]

1317
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,564
MAGGIE: <i>Hello, Fran?</i>

1318
01:06:36,664 --> 01:06:38,099
<i>Girl, I can't hear you.</i>

1319
01:06:38,199 --> 01:06:39,267
<i>Are you still there?</i>

1320
01:06:39,367 --> 01:06:42,770
<i>Francesca, hello?</i>

1321
01:06:42,870 --> 01:06:44,539
<i>Fran.</i>

1322
01:06:44,639 --> 01:06:46,541
<i>Fran?</i>

1323
01:06:46,641 --> 01:06:49,143
I have so much to do.

1324
01:06:49,243 --> 01:06:50,611
MAGGIE: <i>Oh. Oh, don't even trip.</i>

1325
01:06:50,711 --> 01:06:52,880
<i>I'll call you tomorrow,
bitch. Peace.</i>

1326
01:07:12,633 --> 01:07:13,801
[ Light switch clicks ]

1327
01:07:34,589 --> 01:07:36,224
[ Television clicks ]

1328
01:07:40,027 --> 01:07:42,763
MAN: <i>Previously
on "Battle of Mages."</i>

1329
01:07:42,864 --> 01:07:44,499
MAN
are you ready?</i>

1330
01:07:44,599 --> 01:07:47,235
<i>I was born ready, bro.</i>

1331
01:07:47,335 --> 01:07:48,436
[ <i>Tires squeal</i> ]

1332
01:07:48,536 --> 01:07:51,873
<i>[ Indistinct talking
on television ]</i>

1333
01:07:55,276 --> 01:07:56,711
WOMAN: Hey.

1334
01:07:56,811 --> 01:07:58,813
<i>[ Television playing
in background ]</i>

1335
01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:04,585
I said hey!

1336
01:08:04,685 --> 01:08:07,021
<i>[ Television playing
in background ]</i>

1337
01:08:29,410 --> 01:08:32,680
That's my body.

1338
01:08:38,319 --> 01:08:39,954
I...

1339
01:08:40,054 --> 01:08:42,256
hate...

1340
01:08:42,356 --> 01:08:43,891
spoilers.

1341
01:08:43,991 --> 01:08:46,861
[ Echoing ] Spoilers,
spoilers, spoilers...

1342
01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:58,673
[ Tense music plays ]

1343
01:09:07,281 --> 01:09:10,184
[ Grunting ]

1344
01:09:10,284 --> 01:09:12,286
[ Tense music continues ]

1345
01:09:28,169 --> 01:09:29,837
[ Groans ]

1346
01:09:37,612 --> 01:09:39,580
[ Gasps ]

1347
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,849
[ Shouting ]

1348
01:09:51,158 --> 01:09:52,493
[ Groans ]

1349
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,068
[ Grunts ]

1350
01:10:08,442 --> 01:10:09,543
Aaah!

1351
01:10:09,644 --> 01:10:13,381
[ Tense music continues ]

1352
01:10:13,481 --> 01:10:15,483
[ Grunting ]

1353
01:10:19,620 --> 01:10:21,789
[ Grunts ]

1354
01:10:21,889 --> 01:10:23,891
[ Tense music continues ]

1355
01:10:33,968 --> 01:10:36,971
[ Tense music continues ]

1356
01:10:47,081 --> 01:10:50,084
[ Tense music continues ]

1357
01:10:59,126 --> 01:11:01,128
[ Grunts ]

1358
01:11:03,831 --> 01:11:05,499
[ Groans ]

1359
01:11:07,768 --> 01:11:10,371
[ Sighs ]

1360
01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:14,342
[ Clicks ]

1361
01:11:17,745 --> 01:11:19,613
[ Groans ]

1362
01:11:21,182 --> 01:11:22,616
[ Sighs ]

1363
01:11:27,988 --> 01:11:30,324
[ Crickets chirping ]

1364
01:11:44,572 --> 01:11:46,240
[ Cellphone chimes ]

1365
01:11:50,277 --> 01:11:53,013
Mother...

1366
01:11:53,114 --> 01:11:55,282
[ Engine starts ]

1367
01:12:18,606 --> 01:12:20,641
[ Static buzzing ]

1368
01:12:25,179 --> 01:12:27,181
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

1369
01:12:49,637 --> 01:12:50,771
CHAD: MacGuffin?

1370
01:12:50,871 --> 01:12:52,306
Oh, sorry.

1371
01:12:52,406 --> 01:12:54,608
I didn't see you.
Wait. MacGuffin?

1372
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:57,611
McMuffin. Do you
want a McMuffin?

1373
01:12:57,711 --> 01:13:00,681
What are you
doing with that tape?

1374
01:13:00,781 --> 01:13:02,917
What are <i>you</i> doing with it?

1375
01:13:03,017 --> 01:13:04,297
Uh, it's my friend Baron's film.

1376
01:13:04,351 --> 01:13:05,252
He told me to watch it.

1377
01:13:05,352 --> 01:13:06,921
So I wrote "watch me" on it

1378
01:13:07,021 --> 01:13:08,622
so I wouldn't forget.

1379
01:13:11,091 --> 01:13:13,461
Oh, no.

1380
01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:15,429
You saw inside, didn't you?

1381
01:13:15,529 --> 01:13:18,399
I-I-I mean, n-not much.

1382
01:13:18,499 --> 01:13:20,768
CHAD: But you saw it.

1383
01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:23,037
So you know.

1384
01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:24,872
Oh, yeah, you know.

1385
01:13:24,972 --> 01:13:27,007
You know too much.

1386
01:13:28,242 --> 01:13:30,311
Cat's out of the bag.

1387
01:13:30,411 --> 01:13:31,579
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

1388
01:13:35,549 --> 01:13:38,018
Well...

1389
01:13:38,118 --> 01:13:40,287
it was supposed
to be a surprise.

1390
01:13:40,387 --> 01:13:44,058
You know, best new employee.

1391
01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:46,894
Best new friend.

1392
01:13:46,994 --> 01:13:49,396
Now it's ruined.

1393
01:13:49,497 --> 01:13:51,565
Do you like cake?

1394
01:13:53,868 --> 01:13:54,868
[ Party horn blowing ]

1395
01:13:57,295 --> 01:13:59,297
You know what my least
favorite horror trope is?

1396
01:13:59,397 --> 01:14:00,841
It's when there's
some blathering idiot,

1397
01:14:00,865 --> 01:14:03,835
and he's not paying any
attention to his surroundings

1398
01:14:03,935 --> 01:14:06,237
and somebody
sneaks up and just...

1399
01:14:06,337 --> 01:14:07,405
[ Thuds ]

1400
01:14:07,505 --> 01:14:09,841
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

1401
01:14:16,381 --> 01:14:18,149
[ Indistinct talking
on intercom ]

1402
01:14:18,249 --> 01:14:19,417
WOMAN: <i>Transfer complete.</i>

1403
01:14:19,517 --> 01:14:21,419
<i>All phases activated.</i>

1404
01:14:21,519 --> 01:14:25,590
[ Indistinct chattering ]

1405
01:14:25,690 --> 01:14:27,992
<i>Welcome.</i>

1406
01:14:28,092 --> 01:14:30,094
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

1407
01:14:38,870 --> 01:14:41,172
What in the hell
is going on here?

1408
01:14:41,272 --> 01:14:42,674
[ Door opens ]

1409
01:14:42,774 --> 01:14:45,276
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

1410
01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:51,916
You little fucker. You
were behind this?!

1411
01:14:52,016 --> 01:14:54,219
This makes zero sense.

1412
01:14:54,319 --> 01:14:57,288
I put you through
my entire orientation.

1413
01:14:57,388 --> 01:14:59,324
Who would do
something like that?

1414
01:14:59,424 --> 01:15:00,625
Her.

1415
01:15:04,229 --> 01:15:06,164
Not me. No, no!

1416
01:15:06,264 --> 01:15:07,498
What about the blonde girl?

1417
01:15:07,599 --> 01:15:10,335
- It's horror logic.
- WOMAN: What about the new guy?

1418
01:15:10,435 --> 01:15:12,704
I'm gonna need that key back.

1419
01:15:12,804 --> 01:15:13,948
[ Voice breaking
] And you're fired!

1420
01:15:13,972 --> 01:15:16,074
[ Door closes ]

1421
01:15:16,174 --> 01:15:18,543
I love that little man.

1422
01:15:18,643 --> 01:15:20,345
There's nothing
we could have done.

1423
01:15:20,445 --> 01:15:21,346
MAN: She's right.

1424
01:15:21,446 --> 01:15:23,348
Look, they got guns

1425
01:15:23,448 --> 01:15:26,684
and guards and God knows
what else beyond those doors.

1426
01:15:26,784 --> 01:15:28,529
But I thought the dragon
lady was his sister?

1427
01:15:28,553 --> 01:15:30,273
No, Jamie and Cersei
are brother and sister.

1428
01:15:30,355 --> 01:15:31,556
Dany's his aunt.

1429
01:15:31,656 --> 01:15:34,092
Oh, okay. So it's
like good incest?

1430
01:15:34,192 --> 01:15:35,960
There's no such...
There's not a thing...

1431
01:15:36,060 --> 01:15:38,062
that's called good incest.

1432
01:15:38,162 --> 01:15:39,364
Never mind, look.

1433
01:15:39,464 --> 01:15:42,767
Jon's dad, Rhaegar,
is Dany's older brother.

1434
01:15:42,867 --> 01:15:43,978
I thought Jon was Sean Be...

1435
01:15:44,002 --> 01:15:45,737
Is it Sean Bean, or
was Liam Neeson kid?

1436
01:15:45,837 --> 01:15:46,881
- You mean Ned Stark?
- Yeah.

1437
01:15:46,905 --> 01:15:49,607
No, Ned knew his
true lineage, but...

1438
01:15:49,707 --> 01:15:51,276
It didn't matter.
He kept it a secret.

1439
01:15:51,376 --> 01:15:54,178
He brought Jon home,
pretended he was his bastard kid.

1440
01:15:54,279 --> 01:15:56,014
Cat didn't even know the truth.

1441
01:15:56,114 --> 01:15:57,515
There was a cat? I love cats.

1442
01:15:57,615 --> 01:16:00,485
Oh, fuck you, man.
Catelyn, Ned's wife.

1443
01:16:00,585 --> 01:16:01,886
Hi, doll. Aren't you a cutie?

1444
01:16:01,986 --> 01:16:03,054
Come on in here.

1445
01:16:03,154 --> 01:16:04,555
My name's Dixie.

1446
01:16:04,656 --> 01:16:06,216
Can I get you a
beverage of some kind...

1447
01:16:06,257 --> 01:16:08,026
Tonic water, seltzer water,

1448
01:16:08,126 --> 01:16:09,661
Topo Chico?

1449
01:16:09,761 --> 01:16:11,496
[ Chuckles ]

1450
01:16:11,596 --> 01:16:12,996
Well, just step on
up here, darling.

1451
01:16:13,031 --> 01:16:15,166
Here you go.

1452
01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:17,035
There we are, up
on the treadmill.

1453
01:16:17,135 --> 01:16:19,137
Okay. We ready?

1454
01:16:19,237 --> 01:16:20,872
Ready for what exactly?

1455
01:16:20,972 --> 01:16:23,174
Okay. We're
limber, ready to run.

1456
01:16:23,274 --> 01:16:25,085
That's what I mean. You
need a little stretching?

1457
01:16:25,109 --> 01:16:27,745
You ready to run? [ Chuckles ]

1458
01:16:27,845 --> 01:16:28,913
Okay.

1459
01:16:29,013 --> 01:16:32,350
Bring in the Devil's
Lake Impaler!

1460
01:16:32,450 --> 01:16:33,518
Devil's what?

1461
01:16:33,618 --> 01:16:35,219
[ Chuckles ] You'll see.

1462
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:36,530
Look, I don't know
what to tell you, bro,

1463
01:16:36,554 --> 01:16:38,923
I just like woke up here.

1464
01:16:39,023 --> 01:16:41,292
I was first. That was like...

1465
01:16:41,392 --> 01:16:43,061
90 minutes ago?

1466
01:16:43,161 --> 01:16:45,763
90 minutes?

1467
01:16:45,863 --> 01:16:47,432
Horror logic.

1468
01:16:49,767 --> 01:16:51,202
Jock.

1469
01:16:53,738 --> 01:16:56,307
[ Laughing ] Stoner.

1470
01:16:56,407 --> 01:16:57,709
Right?

1471
01:16:57,809 --> 01:16:59,177
Oh, uh...

1472
01:16:59,277 --> 01:17:01,112
Yeah.

1473
01:17:02,547 --> 01:17:03,548
Slut.

1474
01:17:03,648 --> 01:17:04,382
Excuse me?

1475
01:17:04,482 --> 01:17:05,984
Whoa, man. That's not cool.

1476
01:17:06,084 --> 01:17:07,364
No, I don't need
your protection,

1477
01:17:07,418 --> 01:17:08,996
but I don't need your
ignorant bullshit either.

1478
01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:11,589
It was the '80s.
It's not my fault.

1479
01:17:13,024 --> 01:17:14,325
And, uh...

1480
01:17:14,425 --> 01:17:16,194
You sure you want to do this?

1481
01:17:16,294 --> 01:17:17,962
I was gonna say British.

1482
01:17:18,062 --> 01:17:20,431
Did I hear a slight accent?

1483
01:17:20,531 --> 01:17:24,369
Which would you
make you... Final Girl.

1484
01:17:24,469 --> 01:17:25,937
Well, then who the hell are you?

1485
01:17:26,037 --> 01:17:29,173
Well, I am obviously
the know-it-all horror guy.

1486
01:17:29,273 --> 01:17:30,508
[ Chuckles ]

1487
01:17:30,608 --> 01:17:34,112
That's not really like a stock
horror character, though.

1488
01:17:34,212 --> 01:17:36,080
Yeah, it is. Randy
from "Scream."

1489
01:17:36,180 --> 01:17:39,150
Anyhoo, what is
important here, people,

1490
01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:41,619
is that we...

1491
01:17:41,719 --> 01:17:43,888
are in a horror movie!

1492
01:17:46,057 --> 01:17:47,558
Nobody?

1493
01:17:47,658 --> 01:17:49,594
Horror.

1494
01:17:49,694 --> 01:17:51,095
Horror movie.

1495
01:17:51,195 --> 01:17:53,865
[ Suspenseful music plays ]

1496
01:17:56,701 --> 01:17:58,636
[ Heavy breathing ]

1497
01:17:58,736 --> 01:18:01,239
Pretty scary, huh? [ Chuckles ]

1498
01:18:01,339 --> 01:18:02,774
[ Growls ]

1499
01:18:02,874 --> 01:18:05,710
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

1500
01:18:05,810 --> 01:18:07,145
Hi.

1501
01:18:07,245 --> 01:18:08,288
I don't know, man,
I'm getting more

1502
01:18:08,312 --> 01:18:09,714
of like a "Breakfast Club" vibe.

1503
01:18:09,814 --> 01:18:11,934
We are literally locked in
this room against our will.

1504
01:18:12,016 --> 01:18:13,751
Exactly.

1505
01:18:13,851 --> 01:18:15,086
Yeah.

1506
01:18:15,186 --> 01:18:16,721
CHAD: What?

1507
01:18:23,227 --> 01:18:26,064
Start running. [ Laughs
] He's gonna chase ya.

1508
01:18:26,164 --> 01:18:27,532
Okay.

1509
01:18:27,632 --> 01:18:30,234
There you go,
nice, nice. I like this.

1510
01:18:30,334 --> 01:18:31,769
[ Monitor beeping ]

1511
01:18:31,869 --> 01:18:33,805
You're doing a good
job. There you go.

1512
01:18:33,905 --> 01:18:36,374
Yeah, just keep on going. Oh.

1513
01:18:36,474 --> 01:18:37,775
[ Growls ]

1514
01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:40,278
Asthma. I-I have
asthma. So it's...

1515
01:18:40,378 --> 01:18:41,512
I'm sure it was the asthma.

1516
01:18:41,612 --> 01:18:42,932
It's fine. Air
quality these days.

1517
01:18:42,980 --> 01:18:44,415
- Yeah.
- [ Laughing ]

1518
01:18:44,515 --> 01:18:46,317
It's a shame. Okay.

1519
01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:48,619
Keep going 'cause he's
gonna keep chasing you.

1520
01:18:48,719 --> 01:18:50,088
He's a murderer.

1521
01:18:50,188 --> 01:18:51,532
Just keep on
running. There you go.

1522
01:18:51,556 --> 01:18:53,558
Oh, there's another one.

1523
01:18:53,658 --> 01:18:56,194
Look, the longer we all
sit here doing nothing,

1524
01:18:56,294 --> 01:18:58,129
the more likely we
all get slaughtered.

1525
01:18:58,229 --> 01:18:59,063
Slaughtered?

1526
01:18:59,163 --> 01:19:00,331
Slaughtered, body snatched,

1527
01:19:00,431 --> 01:19:01,942
I haven't figured out
what kind of sub-genre

1528
01:19:01,966 --> 01:19:02,966
we're dealing with yet.

1529
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,669
Oh, hell, no. What
the fuck, man?

1530
01:19:04,769 --> 01:19:06,204
Nobody's getting slaughtered.

1531
01:19:06,304 --> 01:19:07,705
And we're not in a horror film.

1532
01:19:07,805 --> 01:19:11,843
That's because we are in
John Hughes' teen classic.

1533
01:19:11,943 --> 01:19:13,087
None of this is helping anybody.

1534
01:19:13,111 --> 01:19:15,580
Jock always takes
the lead, total trope.

1535
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,081
I'm getting a headache.

1536
01:19:17,181 --> 01:19:20,518
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

1537
01:19:27,091 --> 01:19:29,727
Christine... faster.

1538
01:19:29,827 --> 01:19:31,863
Listen to her, come
on. [ Chuckles ]

1539
01:19:31,963 --> 01:19:33,865
Pick it up, pick it up,
pick it up, pick it up.

1540
01:19:33,965 --> 01:19:35,066
He's gonna get ya.

1541
01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:36,868
[ Laughs ]

1542
01:19:39,170 --> 01:19:39,971
[ Grunts ]

1543
01:19:40,071 --> 01:19:41,639
And another one.

1544
01:19:41,739 --> 01:19:43,141
[ Laughing ]

1545
01:19:43,241 --> 01:19:44,509
Great job, honey.

1546
01:19:44,609 --> 01:19:45,877
Fascinating.

1547
01:19:45,977 --> 01:19:47,578
GUARD: Aerys the
second, Dany's dad,

1548
01:19:47,678 --> 01:19:49,180
Jon's grandad, was king.

1549
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,024
He went a little nuts,
started killing fools.

1550
01:19:51,048 --> 01:19:52,717
Including Ned's
father and brother.

1551
01:19:52,817 --> 01:19:54,185
Now, some of the
houses rebelled,

1552
01:19:54,285 --> 01:19:56,220
Starks, Tullys,
Arryns, Baratheons.

1553
01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:57,722
Now, at the Battle
of the Trident,

1554
01:19:57,822 --> 01:19:59,533
Robert Baratheon, who was
betrothed to Lyanna Stark,

1555
01:19:59,557 --> 01:20:01,893
Jon's actual birth mother,
ended up killing Rhaegar,

1556
01:20:01,993 --> 01:20:04,228
who everyone believed
kidnapped Lyanna against her will.

1557
01:20:04,328 --> 01:20:06,831
And during the whole
rebellion, Tywin Lannister,

1558
01:20:06,931 --> 01:20:09,433
the Hand of the King,
also turned on Aerys.

1559
01:20:09,534 --> 01:20:11,736
Tywin is the father of
Tyrion and the twins.

1560
01:20:11,836 --> 01:20:12,836
GUARD

1561
01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:14,005
GUARD: The sibling fuckers.

1562
01:20:14,105 --> 01:20:15,773
GUARD
yeah. The good incest.

1563
01:20:15,873 --> 01:20:17,317
GUARD: There's not...
There's no good incest.

1564
01:20:17,341 --> 01:20:18,976
No good incest. Moving on.

1565
01:20:19,076 --> 01:20:21,312
So Aerys ordered Jamie,
a Kingsguard at the time,

1566
01:20:21,412 --> 01:20:22,880
to kill his own dad
for the betrayal.

1567
01:20:22,980 --> 01:20:25,082
But Jamie was like,
"I'll kill you instead,

1568
01:20:25,183 --> 01:20:26,417
you crazy bastard,"

1569
01:20:26,517 --> 01:20:28,486
and he stabbed him in the back.

1570
01:20:28,586 --> 01:20:30,621
GUARD
That's fucked up.

1571
01:20:30,721 --> 01:20:32,866
GUARD: Yeah, it's fucked
up. You're watching HBO, bitch.

1572
01:20:32,890 --> 01:20:34,659
It's not TV.

1573
01:20:34,759 --> 01:20:37,128
WOMAN: <i>Security breach.</i>

1574
01:20:37,228 --> 01:20:38,228
[ Alarm beeps ]

1575
01:20:38,262 --> 01:20:40,831
<i>Warning.</i>

1576
01:20:40,932 --> 01:20:42,300
[ Door hinges creak ]

1577
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,802
<i>Security breach.</i>

1578
01:20:44,902 --> 01:20:48,105
My little panda bear.
What has happened to you?

1579
01:20:48,206 --> 01:20:50,708
Run.

1580
01:20:50,808 --> 01:20:52,610
[ Tense music plays ]

1581
01:20:59,784 --> 01:21:00,851
Damn this.

1582
01:21:00,952 --> 01:21:02,553
I got to get out of here.

1583
01:21:03,454 --> 01:21:05,089
A Bunsen burner.

1584
01:21:05,189 --> 01:21:07,191
Hey, you're not gonna
want to follow him.

1585
01:21:07,291 --> 01:21:08,192
Why?

1586
01:21:08,292 --> 01:21:10,828
Uh, mm...

1587
01:21:15,633 --> 01:21:17,868
[ Screams ]

1588
01:21:17,969 --> 01:21:20,972
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

1589
01:21:28,779 --> 01:21:30,915
Hey, follow Final Girl.

1590
01:21:32,049 --> 01:21:35,019
What the hell are
you guys doing?

1591
01:21:35,119 --> 01:21:36,119
Jon Snow.

1592
01:21:36,187 --> 01:21:37,088
[ Scoffs ]

1593
01:21:37,188 --> 01:21:38,923
[ Gasps ]

1594
01:21:39,023 --> 01:21:41,058
Was that a treadmill?

1595
01:21:41,158 --> 01:21:42,727
Oh, my God.

1596
01:21:42,827 --> 01:21:44,862
WOMAN: <i>Evacuation
sequence activated.</i>

1597
01:21:44,962 --> 01:21:46,631
Oh, my God.

1598
01:21:49,166 --> 01:21:51,535
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

1599
01:21:51,636 --> 01:21:54,438
[ Groans ]

1600
01:21:54,538 --> 01:21:55,773
[ Gags, spits ]

1601
01:21:55,873 --> 01:21:58,943
Aah!

1602
01:21:59,043 --> 01:22:00,177
[ Sips ]

1603
01:22:00,278 --> 01:22:01,812
GUARD

1604
01:22:01,912 --> 01:22:03,981
Ah.

1605
01:22:07,285 --> 01:22:09,687
This shit is fucked up.

1606
01:22:11,088 --> 01:22:12,232
CHAD: Are we all
now in agreement

1607
01:22:12,256 --> 01:22:14,158
about this whole
horror movie thing?

1608
01:22:14,258 --> 01:22:16,260
[ Door closes ]

1609
01:22:26,737 --> 01:22:30,074
"When placed within 14 meters
of any American made car,

1610
01:22:30,174 --> 01:22:34,045
the engine will not start
in 17 out of 18 cases."

1611
01:22:34,145 --> 01:22:35,555
Hey, where'd you guys
get your flashlights?

1612
01:22:35,579 --> 01:22:36,580
I brought mine.

1613
01:22:36,681 --> 01:22:39,050
Whoa, you guys.

1614
01:22:39,150 --> 01:22:41,819
Check this out.

1615
01:22:41,919 --> 01:22:44,989
That killer dude who's,
like, doing all that stuff,

1616
01:22:45,089 --> 01:22:48,225
it's the Devils Lake Impaler.

1617
01:22:48,326 --> 01:22:49,460
Who?

1618
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:53,297
He's this psychopath
who killed like 11 people.

1619
01:22:53,397 --> 01:22:56,167
Well, he's actually
a really good dude.

1620
01:22:56,267 --> 01:22:58,135
Yeah, he's the best.

1621
01:22:58,235 --> 01:23:00,371
I mean, he, like, <i>was</i>
a really good dude.

1622
01:23:00,471 --> 01:23:02,031
I saw it on a "Forensics
Files" episode.

1623
01:23:02,073 --> 01:23:03,673
He was, like, in this
Big Brother program

1624
01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:05,576
for this 8-year-old cancer kid.

1625
01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:08,779
He even donated his lungs
to help save the kid's life.

1626
01:23:08,879 --> 01:23:10,114
Oh.

1627
01:23:10,214 --> 01:23:12,350
You can't donate
both your lungs.

1628
01:23:12,450 --> 01:23:14,051
All right. Well, like, okay.

1629
01:23:14,151 --> 01:23:16,420
Well, he, like, saved
him or whatever

1630
01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:18,589
but then in some, like,

1631
01:23:18,689 --> 01:23:21,592
fraternity hazing
ritual gone awry,

1632
01:23:21,692 --> 01:23:23,928
the kid died.

1633
01:23:24,028 --> 01:23:25,996
Wait, the kid was in college,

1634
01:23:26,097 --> 01:23:28,032
like a Doogie Howser thing?

1635
01:23:28,132 --> 01:23:30,568
What? No, like,
the fraternity did it.

1636
01:23:30,668 --> 01:23:31,802
What are you... No.

1637
01:23:31,902 --> 01:23:34,572
Anyway, the point
is that the kid died,

1638
01:23:34,672 --> 01:23:37,541
and the Devils Lake Impaler,
or, like, I guess at this point,

1639
01:23:37,641 --> 01:23:39,510
his name was just like
Damon or something,

1640
01:23:39,610 --> 01:23:42,079
he just, like, totally snapped,

1641
01:23:42,179 --> 01:23:43,824
and he started killing
all the frat brothers

1642
01:23:43,848 --> 01:23:46,917
one by one in the most
horrific was imaginable.

1643
01:23:47,017 --> 01:23:48,152
Whoa.

1644
01:23:48,252 --> 01:23:50,221
And they say that he
took off all the faces

1645
01:23:50,321 --> 01:23:53,190
of the frat bros,

1646
01:23:53,290 --> 01:23:56,260
and now he wears them as a mask.

1647
01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:59,096
Resourceful.

1648
01:23:59,196 --> 01:24:01,932
I bet they're banging
it out right now.

1649
01:24:02,032 --> 01:24:03,167
Who?

1650
01:24:03,267 --> 01:24:05,970
The, uh, "promiscuous
girl" and the jock.

1651
01:24:06,070 --> 01:24:08,205
I bet they're slapping skinnies.

1652
01:24:08,305 --> 01:24:10,307
You know, the skin
and the squirrel,

1653
01:24:10,408 --> 01:24:12,209
smoking the Gouda.

1654
01:24:12,309 --> 01:24:13,544
It's a horror trope.

1655
01:24:13,644 --> 01:24:16,447
[ Object clicking ]

1656
01:24:16,547 --> 01:24:18,682
Do you hear that?

1657
01:24:18,783 --> 01:24:20,785
[ Tense music plays ]

1658
01:24:28,759 --> 01:24:30,795
It's coming toward us.

1659
01:24:33,497 --> 01:24:34,765
20 meters.

1660
01:24:34,865 --> 01:24:36,867
Where the hell you get that gun?

1661
01:24:40,337 --> 01:24:42,206
WOMAN: 15 meters.

1662
01:24:42,306 --> 01:24:44,308
[ Beeping ]

1663
01:24:47,244 --> 01:24:48,746
10.

1664
01:24:52,483 --> 01:24:54,452
[ Beeping ]

1665
01:24:54,552 --> 01:24:56,387
5 meters.

1666
01:25:00,124 --> 01:25:02,460
[ Gunshots ]

1667
01:25:09,834 --> 01:25:12,336
CHAD: [ Chuckles ]

1668
01:25:18,476 --> 01:25:20,478
[ Door hinges squeak ]

1669
01:25:25,516 --> 01:25:26,784
Dicks...

1670
01:25:29,186 --> 01:25:31,155
Nameless, faceless girl.

1671
01:25:31,255 --> 01:25:33,390
I'm really surprised
she lasted this long.

1672
01:25:33,491 --> 01:25:35,693
Her name was
Christine, you asshole.

1673
01:25:35,793 --> 01:25:37,328
She taught kindergarten.

1674
01:25:37,428 --> 01:25:39,096
She's kind of hot.

1675
01:25:39,196 --> 01:25:42,466
Take that tracker thing
off that's on her arm.

1676
01:25:42,566 --> 01:25:44,068
It's off.

1677
01:25:48,672 --> 01:25:50,341
Oh, God.

1678
01:25:56,647 --> 01:25:58,048
Let's get out of here.

1679
01:25:58,148 --> 01:26:00,384
Go.

1680
01:26:00,484 --> 01:26:03,153
Excuse me. Oh. Get... Whoa.

1681
01:26:06,490 --> 01:26:08,893
WOMAN: Oh, my God.

1682
01:26:08,993 --> 01:26:10,628
Fuck!

1683
01:26:10,728 --> 01:26:13,364
[ Moaning ]

1684
01:26:16,133 --> 01:26:17,535
Oh, my God! Fuck...

1685
01:26:17,635 --> 01:26:20,704
MAN: This is a lot
deeper than I thought.

1686
01:26:20,804 --> 01:26:23,140
[ Suspenseful music plays ]

1687
01:26:27,845 --> 01:26:28,879
Let me help you up.

1688
01:26:28,979 --> 01:26:30,648
WOMAN: No, I
got it, I got it, I got it.

1689
01:26:39,790 --> 01:26:40,691
Can you even walk?

1690
01:26:40,791 --> 01:26:42,793
Yeah, I'm fine.

1691
01:26:49,166 --> 01:26:52,236
Alrighty then. I'll follow you.

1692
01:26:54,171 --> 01:26:56,040
Jesus.

1693
01:26:56,140 --> 01:26:57,708
What the fuck?

1694
01:26:57,808 --> 01:27:00,377
Guys, I'm pretty sure
something bad happened here.

1695
01:27:00,477 --> 01:27:02,212
Yeah, no shit.

1696
01:27:02,313 --> 01:27:04,148
WOMAN: <i>Alarm.</i>

1697
01:27:05,883 --> 01:27:08,218
<i>Alarm. Alarm.</i>

1698
01:27:09,753 --> 01:27:10,654
[ Splat ]

1699
01:27:10,754 --> 01:27:12,256
CHAD: Ugh.

1700
01:27:15,059 --> 01:27:17,561
WOMAN: <i>Alarm. Alarm.</i>

1701
01:27:17,661 --> 01:27:19,396
[ Whimpers ]

1702
01:27:23,334 --> 01:27:25,235
If you people want to live,

1703
01:27:25,336 --> 01:27:26,704
come with me.

1704
01:27:26,804 --> 01:27:28,639
[ Dramatic music plays ]

1705
01:27:28,739 --> 01:27:31,809
Joe... Bob... Briggs!

1706
01:27:33,811 --> 01:27:35,980
It's time to get the
hell out of Dodge.

1707
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:37,514
Come on!

1708
01:27:42,978 --> 01:27:44,546
Mr. Briggs, um, Joe Bob,

1709
01:27:44,646 --> 01:27:46,982
I just have to tell you,
I am your biggest fan.

1710
01:27:47,082 --> 01:27:49,184
I actually saw my first
set of boobs on your show.

1711
01:27:49,284 --> 01:27:50,185
Son, what is your name?

1712
01:27:50,285 --> 01:27:51,086
Chad Buckley.

1713
01:27:51,186 --> 01:27:52,887
Okay, listen, Brad.

1714
01:27:52,988 --> 01:27:55,190
<i>You</i> know it's a horror
film. <i>I</i> know it's a horror film.

1715
01:27:55,290 --> 01:27:57,359
<i>They</i> know, but <i>they</i> don't know.

1716
01:27:57,459 --> 01:27:58,760
We have to get them out of here.

1717
01:27:58,860 --> 01:28:01,363
That is our only goal right
now. Can you help me with that?

1718
01:28:01,463 --> 01:28:03,231
You called me son.

1719
01:28:03,331 --> 01:28:05,309
Do you think we'll be best
friends or best best friends?

1720
01:28:05,333 --> 01:28:06,978
- Do you like slumber parties...
- You know what you are, Brad?

1721
01:28:07,002 --> 01:28:08,570
You're the personification

1722
01:28:08,670 --> 01:28:11,072
of what the Internet
did to film criticism.

1723
01:28:11,172 --> 01:28:13,308
Thank you.

1724
01:28:16,378 --> 01:28:17,979
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Cat meows ]

1725
01:28:18,079 --> 01:28:19,614
JOE BOB: What the hell?

1726
01:28:19,714 --> 01:28:20,949
You threw a cat?

1727
01:28:21,049 --> 01:28:22,350
It was walking
around. I'm sorry.

1728
01:28:22,450 --> 01:28:24,452
I don't... I don't know. I
thought I could help it.

1729
01:28:24,552 --> 01:28:25,787
I got afraid.

1730
01:28:25,887 --> 01:28:27,655
It doesn't work.
I already tried.

1731
01:28:27,756 --> 01:28:30,592
Oh, it works. You
just need a badge.

1732
01:28:30,692 --> 01:28:31,393
[ Beep ]

1733
01:28:31,493 --> 01:28:32,560
INTERCOM: <i>Access granted.</i>

1734
01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:35,330
See? Isn't he the coolest?

1735
01:28:37,932 --> 01:28:39,167
I told you they had sex.

1736
01:28:39,267 --> 01:28:41,169
Dude, seriously.

1737
01:28:41,269 --> 01:28:45,206
I'm sorry to disappoint
you, but I'm a virgin.

1738
01:28:45,306 --> 01:28:48,243
You can't be a
virgin. <i>She's</i> the virgin.

1739
01:28:48,343 --> 01:28:50,845
Nope. Definitely not a virgin.

1740
01:28:50,945 --> 01:28:54,382
Are you sure? I mean, I don't
know how it all works, but. <i>..</i>

1741
01:28:54,482 --> 01:28:55,383
[ Clanging, metal scraping ]

1742
01:28:55,483 --> 01:28:57,318
What the hell?

1743
01:28:57,419 --> 01:28:58,987
You have to a be virgin.

1744
01:28:59,087 --> 01:29:02,223
Final Girls are always a
virgin, so you have to be a virgin.

1745
01:29:03,825 --> 01:29:05,660
[ Splat, gasps ]

1746
01:29:06,828 --> 01:29:08,563
[ Panting ]

1747
01:29:10,165 --> 01:29:11,433
[ Thud, metal clangs ]

1748
01:29:13,735 --> 01:29:16,237
[ Soft muzak plays ]

1749
01:29:20,041 --> 01:29:21,976
Huh, impaler.

1750
01:29:22,077 --> 01:29:23,411
I get it.

1751
01:29:30,085 --> 01:29:31,986
[ Heavy breathing ]

1752
01:29:32,087 --> 01:29:34,089
[ Tense music plays ]

1753
01:29:44,365 --> 01:29:46,534
[ Tense music continues ]

1754
01:29:49,270 --> 01:29:51,339
[ Growls ]

1755
01:29:51,439 --> 01:29:52,941
[ Tense music continues ]

1756
01:29:55,477 --> 01:29:57,278
[ Screaming ]

1757
01:29:57,378 --> 01:29:59,047
[ Tense music continues ]

1758
01:30:09,958 --> 01:30:12,827
[ Screams ]

1759
01:30:18,266 --> 01:30:19,300
[ Gurgling ]

1760
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,136
[ Coughs ]

1761
01:30:22,971 --> 01:30:24,305
[ Body thuds ]

1762
01:30:24,405 --> 01:30:26,217
Whatever you do don't touch
the emergency security...

1763
01:30:26,241 --> 01:30:27,718
WOMAN: <i>Self destruct
sequence activated.</i>

1764
01:30:27,742 --> 01:30:29,010
JOE BOB: system.

1765
01:30:29,110 --> 01:30:30,879
WOMAN: <i>Alarm. Alarm.</i>

1766
01:30:30,979 --> 01:30:32,881
<i>10 minutes till
self destruction.</i>

1767
01:30:32,981 --> 01:30:34,215
Yeah, this is bad.

1768
01:30:34,315 --> 01:30:36,584
WOMAN: <i>Alarm. Alarm.</i>

1769
01:30:38,686 --> 01:30:40,822
<i>Alarm. Alarm.</i>

1770
01:30:42,957 --> 01:30:45,226
<i>Alarm. Alarm.</i>

1771
01:30:48,029 --> 01:30:49,931
- So, what now?
- It'll be okay.

1772
01:30:50,031 --> 01:30:52,267
Yes, Tweedledum here
has locked down the building

1773
01:30:52,367 --> 01:30:53,768
and cut off our only way out,

1774
01:30:53,868 --> 01:30:55,303
but I can override it.

1775
01:30:55,403 --> 01:30:58,973
Do not let Brad
touch anything else.

1776
01:30:59,073 --> 01:31:01,075
Love you, Dad.

1777
01:31:01,176 --> 01:31:03,511
WOMAN: <i>Alarm. Alarm.</i>

1778
01:31:03,611 --> 01:31:06,347
Guys, this is Joe Bob
Briggs we're talking about.

1779
01:31:06,447 --> 01:31:08,016
He is an absolute legend.

1780
01:31:08,116 --> 01:31:09,617
He has forgotten
more about horror

1781
01:31:09,717 --> 01:31:11,553
than I could ever
even hope to know.

1782
01:31:11,653 --> 01:31:14,088
There is nothing to worry about.

1783
01:31:14,189 --> 01:31:16,157
How does any of
that help us right now?

1784
01:31:16,257 --> 01:31:17,659
[ Clanging ]

1785
01:31:17,759 --> 01:31:19,093
WOMAN: <i>Stabilizing.</i>

1786
01:31:19,194 --> 01:31:21,696
[ Laughs ] See?
What did I tell ya?

1787
01:31:21,796 --> 01:31:23,698
Joe Bob is the man.

1788
01:31:26,701 --> 01:31:29,671
Noooooo!

1789
01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:32,674
[ Gasps ]

1790
01:31:32,774 --> 01:31:35,276
[ Somber music plays ]

1791
01:31:39,614 --> 01:31:41,449
Can you just leave?

1792
01:31:46,287 --> 01:31:48,656
Just rest now, my sweet prince,

1793
01:31:48,756 --> 01:31:51,326
and let your worries
just float away.

1794
01:31:51,426 --> 01:31:54,262
Like the blood currently
leaving your organs.

1795
01:31:57,265 --> 01:31:58,700
Brad...

1796
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:00,735
Yes, Pa-pa?

1797
01:32:03,338 --> 01:32:05,340
Closer.

1798
01:32:05,440 --> 01:32:06,708
Closer.

1799
01:32:09,344 --> 01:32:11,279
You're a moron.

1800
01:32:11,379 --> 01:32:13,314
Uh, okay, yeah.

1801
01:32:13,414 --> 01:32:16,084
I thought you were gonna
with something a little different.

1802
01:32:17,285 --> 01:32:21,356
[ Tense eerie electronic music ]

1803
01:32:21,456 --> 01:32:24,492
I guess it's true
what mama said.

1804
01:32:24,592 --> 01:32:27,228
Never met your heroes.

1805
01:32:27,328 --> 01:32:29,497
Or your father.

1806
01:32:36,604 --> 01:32:38,673
[ Growling ]

1807
01:32:38,773 --> 01:32:40,675
We have to go.

1808
01:32:40,775 --> 01:32:42,510
No.

1809
01:32:42,610 --> 01:32:44,178
<i>You</i> have to go.

1810
01:32:44,279 --> 01:32:47,615
[ Tense electronic
music continues ]

1811
01:33:04,032 --> 01:33:07,035
This... is my destiny.

1812
01:33:11,506 --> 01:33:13,274
Don't mess with the bull, man!

1813
01:33:13,374 --> 01:33:15,777
Or you'll get the horns!

1814
01:33:15,877 --> 01:33:17,779
Fuck yeah, Chad!

1815
01:33:19,347 --> 01:33:21,082
[ Splat ]

1816
01:33:21,182 --> 01:33:22,517
Ow!

1817
01:33:22,617 --> 01:33:24,185
Aah!

1818
01:33:24,285 --> 01:33:26,287
[ Tense electronic
music continues ]

1819
01:33:31,292 --> 01:33:33,361
[ Wet crunching ]

1820
01:33:42,170 --> 01:33:43,304
[ Thud ]

1821
01:33:48,443 --> 01:33:50,445
[ Soft muzak plays ]

1822
01:33:53,247 --> 01:33:55,583
That's probably
how he wanted to go.

1823
01:34:04,926 --> 01:34:06,327
So you're the Final Girl, huh?

1824
01:34:06,427 --> 01:34:08,429
That's cool.

1825
01:34:13,301 --> 01:34:15,370
Intercom: <i>Please
evacuate immediately.</i>

1826
01:34:15,470 --> 01:34:16,804
<i>Goodbye.</i>

1827
01:34:16,904 --> 01:34:20,241
[ Suspenseful music plays ]

1828
01:34:36,090 --> 01:34:37,959
Come on.

1829
01:34:38,059 --> 01:34:41,095
We need to make a plan.

1830
01:34:41,195 --> 01:34:43,865
What would happen
in a horror movie now?

1831
01:34:43,965 --> 01:34:45,676
I don't know. I mean, the
only one I really remember

1832
01:34:45,700 --> 01:34:50,271
is that "Friday the 13th"
one with Cory Feldman.

1833
01:34:50,371 --> 01:34:51,572
The "Lost Boys" dude?

1834
01:34:51,672 --> 01:34:53,975
No, that's Cory Haim.

1835
01:34:54,075 --> 01:34:56,010
Pretty sure that's
"License to Drive."

1836
01:34:56,110 --> 01:34:58,346
No.

1837
01:34:58,446 --> 01:35:00,314
Oh.

1838
01:35:02,283 --> 01:35:04,452
[ Sighs ]

1839
01:35:04,552 --> 01:35:05,887
Whoa.

1840
01:35:08,089 --> 01:35:10,858
Does this make me Final Boy?

1841
01:35:12,059 --> 01:35:13,661
Focus. He's gonna
be here any minute.

1842
01:35:13,761 --> 01:35:15,329
We need a plan.

1843
01:35:15,430 --> 01:35:17,932
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

1844
01:35:22,003 --> 01:35:24,238
Cory Feldman.

1845
01:35:24,338 --> 01:35:26,507
What?

1846
01:35:26,607 --> 01:35:28,609
I think I have a plan.

1847
01:35:37,118 --> 01:35:38,920
[ Whistling ]

1848
01:35:40,855 --> 01:35:43,357
[ Tense music plays ]

1849
01:35:49,597 --> 01:35:51,265
What the fuck?

1850
01:35:54,235 --> 01:35:57,004
DEVILS LAKE IMPALER: [ Growls ]

1851
01:35:57,104 --> 01:35:58,606
I rewound.

1852
01:36:06,314 --> 01:36:08,115
Owie!

1853
01:36:09,050 --> 01:36:10,485
PETE: Hey, Damon!

1854
01:36:10,585 --> 01:36:12,153
It's me!

1855
01:36:12,253 --> 01:36:14,388
Jimmy!

1856
01:36:14,489 --> 01:36:16,891
Don't you remember me?

1857
01:36:16,991 --> 01:36:18,726
I beat the cancer.

1858
01:36:18,826 --> 01:36:21,229
Can you believe it?

1859
01:36:21,329 --> 01:36:24,665
Those frat guys were
so mean, but I made it.

1860
01:36:24,765 --> 01:36:28,236
I got away, and I
beat the cancer.

1861
01:36:28,336 --> 01:36:31,739
MAN: ♪ This can't be real ♪

1862
01:36:31,839 --> 01:36:35,209
♪ This can't be happening ♪

1863
01:36:35,309 --> 01:36:38,379
♪ I did everything I could ♪

1864
01:36:38,479 --> 01:36:42,116
♪ To make you happy ♪

1865
01:36:42,216 --> 01:36:45,319
♪ Is this a dream ♪

1866
01:36:45,419 --> 01:36:49,657
♪ Is this a nightmare ♪

1867
01:36:49,757 --> 01:36:52,693
♪ I reckon I'm afraid ♪

1868
01:36:52,793 --> 01:36:56,297
♪ That you won't be there ♪

1869
01:37:06,674 --> 01:37:09,510
[ Suspenseful music plays ]

1870
01:37:09,610 --> 01:37:11,512
[ Electricity crackling ]

1871
01:37:11,612 --> 01:37:14,282
[ Choir sings ]

1872
01:37:21,822 --> 01:37:24,058
Holy shit. It actually worked.

1873
01:37:24,158 --> 01:37:25,726
We did it!

1874
01:37:25,826 --> 01:37:28,229
[ Laughs ] Yes, we did it!

1875
01:37:28,329 --> 01:37:29,897
Oh, we're alive!

1876
01:37:29,997 --> 01:37:32,300
Oh, God, we're alive!

1877
01:37:34,335 --> 01:37:35,236
[ Chuckles ] That was so crazy.

1878
01:37:35,336 --> 01:37:36,337
Did you see that?

1879
01:37:36,437 --> 01:37:38,406
Oh, my God. What
if he hugged me?

1880
01:37:39,740 --> 01:37:41,351
Guess we could have
taken this the whole time.

1881
01:37:41,375 --> 01:37:44,579
Oh. Well, I really wish
you'd thought of that before.

1882
01:37:44,679 --> 01:37:47,815
[ Engine sputtering ]

1883
01:37:47,915 --> 01:37:48,816
Fuck.

1884
01:37:48,916 --> 01:37:50,217
What?

1885
01:37:50,318 --> 01:37:52,019
- It's not starting.
- Oh.

1886
01:37:54,288 --> 01:37:55,923
WOMAN: <i>When
placed within 14 meters</i>

1887
01:37:56,023 --> 01:37:59,293
<i>of any American made
car, the engine will not start...</i>

1888
01:37:59,393 --> 01:38:01,963
- 14 meters.
- What?

1889
01:38:02,063 --> 01:38:05,099
That's what they were
doing back there, testing shit.

1890
01:38:05,199 --> 01:38:08,703
He's got to be 14 meters
away, or it won't start.

1891
01:38:08,803 --> 01:38:10,871
Oh, fuck. I've got to move him.

1892
01:38:10,972 --> 01:38:13,541
Oh, fuck no!

1893
01:38:13,641 --> 01:38:15,943
Come on. Jesus Christ!

1894
01:38:16,043 --> 01:38:18,112
I don't want to touch that dude.

1895
01:38:18,212 --> 01:38:19,080
Fuck!

1896
01:38:19,180 --> 01:38:22,683
Hey, don't be the Final Boy.

1897
01:38:22,783 --> 01:38:25,319
Be the Final <i>Man.</i>

1898
01:38:25,419 --> 01:38:27,188
[ Sighs ]

1899
01:38:28,889 --> 01:38:31,025
Alright.

1900
01:38:33,995 --> 01:38:36,998
How big is a meter?

1901
01:38:46,674 --> 01:38:48,476
[ Sighs ]

1902
01:38:57,518 --> 01:38:58,419
Okay.

1903
01:38:58,519 --> 01:39:00,821
He's dead!

1904
01:39:00,921 --> 01:39:02,990
He's passed away.

1905
01:39:06,293 --> 01:39:07,395
[ Groaning ]

1906
01:39:07,495 --> 01:39:09,630
Jesus!

1907
01:39:09,730 --> 01:39:10,631
Shit.

1908
01:39:10,731 --> 01:39:12,133
He's heavy.

1909
01:39:12,233 --> 01:39:14,235
[ Grunting ]

1910
01:39:17,838 --> 01:39:19,840
Okay. All right.

1911
01:39:19,940 --> 01:39:22,176
Try again.

1912
01:39:22,276 --> 01:39:24,178
[ Engine starts ]

1913
01:39:24,278 --> 01:39:25,780
[ Uplifting music plays ]

1914
01:39:29,350 --> 01:39:31,752
[ Eerie electronic music ]

1915
01:39:31,852 --> 01:39:36,757
♪♪

1916
01:39:36,857 --> 01:39:39,026
Oh, God, I got to split.

1917
01:39:42,596 --> 01:39:44,298
[ Thuds ]

1918
01:39:44,398 --> 01:39:45,466
[ Tires squeal ]

1919
01:39:45,566 --> 01:39:47,768
[ Thuds ]

1920
01:39:50,504 --> 01:39:54,508
[ Eerie music plays ]

1921
01:39:59,380 --> 01:40:02,817
[ Radio plays softly ]

1922
01:40:02,917 --> 01:40:05,219
♪♪

1923
01:40:07,021 --> 01:40:09,690
[ Eerie music continues ]

1924
01:40:17,798 --> 01:40:22,837
MAN: ♪ <i>I'm trying hard to
make it through the night ♪</i>

1925
01:40:24,171 --> 01:40:25,840
[ Gasps ]

1926
01:40:34,715 --> 01:40:36,383
- [ Gasps ]
- [ Growls ]

1927
01:40:36,484 --> 01:40:37,885
[ Gasps ]

1928
01:40:40,855 --> 01:40:42,356
[ Grunts ]

1929
01:40:48,662 --> 01:40:50,498
[ Groans ]

1930
01:40:52,700 --> 01:40:54,568
I made it! I made
it till the end.

1931
01:40:54,668 --> 01:40:56,270
We have to go!
No, we have to go.

1932
01:40:56,370 --> 01:40:57,414
- You're hurt.
- What are you doing?

1933
01:40:57,438 --> 01:40:59,440
Let me help you.

1934
01:40:59,540 --> 01:41:01,051
- FINAL GIRL: What are you doing?
- Don't... Don't worry...

1935
01:41:01,075 --> 01:41:03,377
It's not... I don't
actually smoke.

1936
01:41:03,477 --> 01:41:05,346
It's my job.

1937
01:41:06,380 --> 01:41:11,085
[ Upbeat music ]

1938
01:41:11,185 --> 01:41:13,120
No.

1939
01:41:13,220 --> 01:41:15,222
[ Energetic rock music ]

1940
01:41:26,467 --> 01:41:31,205
MAN: ♪ Everybody
dies in the end ♪

1941
01:41:31,305 --> 01:41:34,542
♪ Everybody dies in the end ♪

1942
01:41:34,642 --> 01:41:37,611
♪ In the end ♪

1943
01:41:37,711 --> 01:41:40,948
♪ Everybody dies in the end ♪

1944
01:41:41,048 --> 01:41:44,151
♪ Everybody dies in the end ♪

1945
01:41:44,251 --> 01:41:47,121
♪ Everybody dies,
everybody dies ♪

1946
01:41:47,221 --> 01:41:50,491
♪ In the end ♪

1947
01:41:50,591 --> 01:41:53,828
♪ Everybody dies in the end ♪

1948
01:41:53,928 --> 01:41:57,164
♪ Everybody dies in the end ♪

1949
01:41:57,264 --> 01:41:59,333
♪ In the end ♪

1950
01:41:59,433 --> 01:42:01,268
[ Eerie tense music plays ]

1951
01:42:11,345 --> 01:42:14,348
[ Eerie tense music continues ]

1952
01:42:23,891 --> 01:42:26,894
[ Eerie tense music continues ]

1953
01:42:37,104 --> 01:42:40,107
[ Eerie tense music continues ]

1954
01:42:50,217 --> 01:42:53,220
[ Eerie tense music continues ]

1955
01:43:03,264 --> 01:43:06,267
[ Eerie tense music continues ]

1956
01:43:14,408 --> 01:43:17,411
[ Suspenseful music plays ]

1957
01:43:27,087 --> 01:43:30,157
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

1958
01:43:40,234 --> 01:43:43,237
[ Suspenseful music continues ]

1959
01:43:47,308 --> 01:43:49,410
BEN WEASEL: ♪ Here
in the witching hour ♪

1960
01:43:49,510 --> 01:43:51,111
♪ Not dead and bleeding out ♪

1961
01:43:51,211 --> 01:43:53,180
♪ I don't know you ♪

1962
01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:54,882
♪ There's something sinister ♪

1963
01:43:54,982 --> 01:43:56,951
♪ I can't resist the urge ♪

1964
01:43:57,051 --> 01:43:59,653
♪ To pull the
covers off and look ♪

1965
01:43:59,753 --> 01:44:01,422
♪ In the middle ♪

1966
01:44:01,522 --> 01:44:03,157
♪ In the middle of the night ♪

1967
01:44:03,257 --> 01:44:05,025
♪ In the middle ♪

1968
01:44:05,125 --> 01:44:07,361
♪ In the middle of the night ♪

1969
01:44:07,461 --> 01:44:08,963
♪ Red eyes ♪

1970
01:44:09,063 --> 01:44:11,532
♪ Blasting fire for fun ♪

1971
01:44:11,632 --> 01:44:13,067
♪ In the middle ♪

1972
01:44:13,167 --> 01:44:17,571
♪ In the middle of the night ♪

1973
01:44:17,671 --> 01:44:19,707
[ Indie rock music plays ]

1974
01:44:19,807 --> 01:44:21,141
MAN: ♪ The outcasts ♪

1975
01:44:21,241 --> 01:44:22,876
♪ Drop out of school ♪

1976
01:44:22,977 --> 01:44:26,280
♪ Riff raff, man,
those kids are cool ♪

1977
01:44:26,380 --> 01:44:29,350
♪ Taught me the
badder the better ♪

1978
01:44:29,450 --> 01:44:31,785
♪ Followed it right
down to the letter ♪

1979
01:44:31,885 --> 01:44:33,854
♪ The youth group ♪

1980
01:44:33,954 --> 01:44:35,656
♪ Anxiety ♪

1981
01:44:35,756 --> 01:44:36,657
♪ Punk rock ♪

1982
01:44:36,757 --> 01:44:38,792
♪ Tooth and nail CDs ♪

1983
01:44:38,892 --> 01:44:41,762
♪ Backsliding on the double ♪

1984
01:44:41,862 --> 01:44:44,698
♪ I'm in so much trouble ♪

1985
01:44:44,798 --> 01:44:48,002
♪ I'm too young to die ♪

1986
01:44:48,102 --> 01:44:50,337
♪ I think I love you ♪

1987
01:44:50,437 --> 01:44:53,440
[ Eerie suspenseful music ]

1988
01:45:03,117 --> 01:45:06,120
[ Eerie music continues ]

1989
01:45:16,196 --> 01:45:19,199
[ Eerie music continues ]

1990
01:45:26,507 --> 01:45:29,510
[ Eerie music continues ]

1991
01:45:39,086 --> 01:45:42,089
[ Eerie music continues ]

1992
01:45:51,632 --> 01:45:55,035
MAN: ♪ This can't be real ♪

1993
01:45:55,135 --> 01:45:58,505
♪ This can't be happening ♪

1994
01:45:58,605 --> 01:46:01,175
♪ I did everything ♪

1995
01:46:01,275 --> 01:46:02,176
[ Music distorts ]

1996
01:46:02,276 --> 01:46:05,112
[ Eerie music plays ]

1997
01:46:15,055 --> 01:46:18,058
[ Eerie music continues ]

1998
01:46:28,368 --> 01:46:31,371
[ Eerie music continues ]

1999
01:46:41,215 --> 01:46:44,218
[ Eerie music continues ]

2000
01:46:54,228 --> 01:46:57,231
[ Eerie music continues ]

2001
01:47:07,174 --> 01:47:10,177
[ Eerie music continues ]

2002
01:47:20,254 --> 01:47:23,257
[ Eerie music continues ]

2003
01:47:31,064 --> 01:47:33,667
[ VCR clicking ]

2004
01:47:33,767 --> 01:47:35,335
[ Static buzzing ]