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(male narrator)
Our world is in peril.

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Gaia, the spirit of Earth

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can no longer stand
the terrible destruction

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plaguing our planet.

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She sends five magic rings
to five special young people.

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Kwame from Africa,
with the power of Earth.

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From North America, Wheeler,
with the power of Fire.

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From Eastern Europe,
Linka, with the power of Wind.

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From Asia, Gi,
with the power of Water.

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And from South America, Ma-Ti,
with the power of Heart.

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When the five powers combine

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they summon Earth's greatest
champion Captain Planet!

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The power is yours!

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[instrumental music]

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(Wheeler)
‘Man, this place gives me
the heebies..’

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(Linka)
‘None of this makes any sense.’

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| just wish we knew
what happened to Captain Planet.

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Yeah. He's been gone
over a week

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and | kind of feel naked
without my fire power.

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If you know what | mean.

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| still do not understand
why Gaia sent us here.

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All she said is that

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"The future of the planet
is at stake."

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Talk about keeping us
in the dark.

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[switches clicking]

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- What the..
- What is going on?

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[audience cheering]

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And let's have a globally warmed
welcome for our challengers

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‘the Planeteers!’

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[audience cheering]

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Today, we've traveled to a
planet where they've taken

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polluting to an art form.

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- What in the world?
- They are extraterrestrials!

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They're extra somethin’ alright!

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Now, it's time to welcome
the host of

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“You Bet Your Planet,"
Lexo Starbuck!

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[audience cheering]

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Thank you, Barv!

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| can't remember when I've seen
an earthier-looking bunch!

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[laughing]

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Can you, audience?

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[yelling]

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Uh, would you mind tellin’ us
what we're doin’ here?

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After an extensive star search

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your planet was picked
as the most polluted!

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So you're here to play,
"You Bet Your Planet."

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Are your returning
champions ready?

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[cheering]

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- Plunder!
- Greedly!

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What are they doin’ here?

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I'm sure you're all familiar
with our show.

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We're numero-uno in the galaxy!

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Number one?
You're not even on cable.

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The game's simple.

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As Earth's celestial neighbors

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we've been watching you
for centuries.

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And we've decided that the
situation on your planet

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has reached a critical point.

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Today, on this very show

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Earth's future will be decided!

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If the Eco-Villains win, they'll
be free to trash the planet!

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And if we win?

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Tell the Planeteers
what's in it for them, Barv!

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Well, Lexo, the answer is behind
curtain number one!

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| bet it's a convertible.

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[groans]
Ohh!

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This is horrible!

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Especially since
we don't have our powers

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as long as Captain Planet
is here.

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We must do something!

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And you'll have that chance
in just a minute.

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Barv, tell 'em what happens
if they win.

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If they win,
Captain Planet goes free!

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‘But if they lose,
it's curtains for the Captain. '

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But don't worry, Planeteers,
‘cause everyone's a winner

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on "You Bet Your Planet!"

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- Right, Barv?
- Right, Lexo.

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All contestants receive
the home version of our show.

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| don't know about you guys,
but I'm ready to kick some butt!

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- Yeah!
- Da! We agree.

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Alright! Yay!

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The first round is
"Truth or Eat The Consequences."

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| need one contestant
from each team.

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- I'll go first.
- Says who?!

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Says my superior intellect,
ham-head.

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Cool it, you two. We're on the
same team, unfortunately.

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| think Kwame should go first.

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- Me, too.
- Yes. Go for it, Kwame!

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Alright, Planeteers.

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Here goes.

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Name the most recent
nuclear accident. Kwame.

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Last week,
a truck carrying nuclear waste

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crashed in Los Angeles,
California.

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You are absolutely right!

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The Planeteers are on the board
with 50 points!

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[crowd cheering]

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Plunder, you pile of bile!

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[Zapping]

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[audience screaming]

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[buzzer buzzing]

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The planet geek was wrong.

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That's the latest
nuclear accident.

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- 'Yo, nuke them all!’
- Well, judges, what do you say?

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[beeping]

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(Lexo)
‘Looks like the Eco-Villains
take an early lead.’

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But he created that disaster!

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Hey, you humans
are good at that.

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It's time to clean up
or shut down!

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[crowd cheering]

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Since the Planeteers lost

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the "Truth or Eat
The Consequences" round

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it's time for Captain Planet
to eat it.

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[indistinct chattering]

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Have you got something nasty

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‘for Captain Planet
to eat today, Barv?'

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That's right, Lexo!

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Nothing humans aren't dumping
into their own oceans!

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Its a toxic-taste treat..

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‘Raw sewage with a dollop of
chemical compote.’

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[grunts]

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No, thanks. I'm dieting.

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[sloshing]

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[groans]

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Hey, that looks pretty good!

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[indistinct shouting]

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That does it!
Those guys are toast!

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Well, that gives our viewers
a taste of life on Earth.

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And now, it's time for a word
from our intergalactic sponsor.

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(male
‘Is air pollution on your planet
so thick'

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you can cut it with a knife?

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Do your lawns explode between
your garage and your front door?

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Has toxic tap water
lodged up your liver

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or clogged your kidneys?

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Well, have we got a deal for you
at Wrexom's Replacement Organs.

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‘Pollution wrecks it,
we replace it.'

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Free installation in an hour,
or we pay the funeral costs.

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[crowd cheering]

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We've cut to space station
identification.

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Two minutes to air.

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You're doing great, kids.

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We'll kill "Sphere of Fortune,"
and start racking the ratings!

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| can't believe you,
you aliens are so callous

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you'd help the Eco-Villains
destroy Earth.

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[laughing]

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Help? We don't need to help.
Greed and thoughtlessness

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have turned your planet
into a polluter's paradise!

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For us, this isn't about
good or evil.

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It's about ratings, baby!

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We're back in three, two, one..

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Welcome back to
"You Bet Your Planet."

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It's time for round two,
"Garbage Gladiators."

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‘A test of stench and agility.’

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Each team will select their best
garbage gladiator for the job.

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| wanna play!

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Sock it to 'em, Nukey!

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The villains have selected
Duke Nukem.

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Who have the Planeteers chosen?

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- Who's gonna go next?
- | don't know.

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Whoever it is, I'm gonna nuke
‘em into the next solar system.

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I'm tellin’ you, | can handle
that power rod reject.

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No, Wheeler.
It is too dangerous!

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So who will it be?

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We are still trying to decide.

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You'd better hurry, or..

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[buzzer buzzing]

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Oop! Too late.

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The judges will decide for you.

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- Judges, who will it be?
- 'The one called Linka.'

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[gasping]

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Hey,
she can't take on that palooka.

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Since your Planeteer ring
is nonfunctional

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Vanana has a handy-dandy
dyno-fan for you.

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Be careful out there, babe.

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Barv, can you explain the rules
to our viewers?

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It simple, Lexo!

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‘Nukem tries to dump garbage,
while Linka tries to stop him!’

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‘And she'd better reach
the green button'

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‘before the Duke of Nukes
reaches the brown one.’

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- Go get 'em, Linka!
- Come on, Linka!

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(Barv)
‘If she doesn't, all the waste
will end up in the drink’

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‘and so will Captain Planet!’

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Bottom's up, bio-brat!

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[Zapping]

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- Come on, Linka!
- You can do it!

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- 'Go get 'em, Linka!'
- Bozhe moi!

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[grunts]
Wind!

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[clicking]

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- No fan!
- How about a shower, blondie?

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Atta boy! Nukem, baby!

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[Zapping]

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(Duke)
‘Time to drum up a little
pollution.’

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[bubbling]

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Hate to burst your bubble,
blondie.

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But your planet's history!

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No way, Nukem!

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[whistling winds]

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[Zapping]

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No! Ah!

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Take that, Captain Puny!

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- Oh, no!
- Ah!

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[screaming]

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[cheering]

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[gasps]

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lam so sorry, Captain Planet!

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00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,733
- Oh, no!
- Oh, no!

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[coughing]

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Tough luck, Linka,
but it just goes to show

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it's easier to mess it up
than to clean it up!

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[coughing]

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| can't take much more.

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[coughing]

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[dramatic music]

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[gasping]

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[audience cheering]

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And now, before we begin our
next round

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let's learn a little bit about
the contestants!

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So, Linka,
what do you like to do

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when you're not fighting
Eco-Villains?

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Not that it is any of your
business, but..

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...| do like to go dancing.

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You do? | didn't know that.

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There are many parts of me
you do not know, Yankee.

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[yawning]

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That's fascinating.

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00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,418
And how about you, Dr. Blight?

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What do you enjoy doing
when you're not conducting

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environmentally hazardous
experiments?

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Well, Lexo, there's nothing
like a long soak in a toxic tub

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with the latest copy of
Cosmo-Pollution Magazine.

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[gasps]

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My, what a lovely complexion
you have.

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[snorting]

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Personally,
| like creaming obnoxious

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suck-up gameshow hosts.

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[stuttering]
Now, it's time
for the relay race.

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‘And along the way,
don't be surprised’

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if you come against a few
eco-obstacles!

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This contest pits MAL
and Greedly..

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",..against Wheeler and Ma-Ti!'

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Make us proud, Ma-Ti!

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Wheeler..

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For luck.

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Vanana has a special
wrist-modded flamethrower

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‘for Wheeler to simulate
his fire power.'

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What about my heart power?

246
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,517
You can have my Wrexom-Replaco
heart. It's the latest model.

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00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,937
Uh-uh, thanks,
but no, thanks.

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Suit yourself, kid.

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00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,565
Well, contestants,
to the starting line, please.

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‘You all know how the race
works, right?’

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We're gonna puree you,
Planeteers.

252
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,614
Guess again, puerco!

253
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,158
The players carry their batons
through the obstacles

254
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,369
‘down and back,
and then hand off to their’

255
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,912
‘teammates who do the same.'

256
00:12:26,37 --> 00:12:28,957
‘The first team to complete
two laps wins.’

257
00:12:29,82 --> 00:12:31,709
Sit tight, my man.
I'll be back in a flash.

258
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:35,338
On your marks, get set, go!

259
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,965
- ‘Oh!’
- ‘Oh!’

260
00:12:37,90 --> 00:12:40,218
- Hey! Wait!
- 'durry, Wheeler! Go!’

261
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,344
Go, Wheeler! You can do it!

262
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,262
Move it..

263
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,429
[snorting]

264
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,430
.. byte-head!

265
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,474
[air horn blowing]

266
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,558
[explosion]

267
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,60
[sloshing]

268
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:49,894
Fire!

269
00:12:50,19 --> 00:12:51,521
[Zapping]

270
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,689
[audience cheering]

271
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,274
[grunts]

272
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,653
Laser!

273
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,656
[Zapping]

274
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,865
[crackling]

275
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:03,992
[whirring]

276
00:13:10,81 --> 00:13:10,873
Oh, no.

277
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,583
Am | in a heap of trouble.

278
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,503
- Come on, Wheeler!
- We know you can do it!

279
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:20,675
[chuckles]
Pile it on, | always say.

280
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,218
Aah!

281
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,723
[bubbling]

282
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,433
So long, sucker!

283
00:13:30,18 --> 00:13:31,644
Hey! Hey, that's not fair.

284
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,981
Everything's fair in love
and game shows.

285
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:35,857
[grunts]

286
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,109
[snorting]

287
00:13:40,28 --> 00:13:42,822
Hurry, Ma-Ti!
You've gotta beat that road hog!

288
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,910
- How about a tuna pill?!
- Ah!

289
00:13:48,36 --> 00:13:49,662
- Run, Ma-Ti!
- 'Come on, Ma-Ti!'

290
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,372
- 'Move it!
- 'Come on, Ma-Ti!'

291
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,920
[snorting]
Mmm.

292
00:13:58,46 --> 00:13:59,47
slurp

293
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,425
[engine sputtering]

294
00:14:09,15 --> 00:14:11,893
[panting]

295
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,770
crash

296
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,523
gulp

297
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,566
munch munch

298
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,26
[maniacal laugh]

299
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,696
Whoa! Ah!

300
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,323
[screeching]

301
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,414
One more dirty trick,
planet punk.

302
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,379
[both panting]

303
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,424
[booing]

304
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,387
[cheering]

305
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,846
[Ma-ti panting]

306
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,139
I'm sorry.

307
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,724
Its not your fault,
little buddy.

308
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:55,978
This double bonus round's a real
gas for Captain Planet!

309
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,440
We took a little expressway air
at you planet.

310
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,567
Breathe deep, Planet.

311
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,528
[coughing]

312
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:07,323
Stay tuned for
"Really Final Jeopardy"

313
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,410
right after this important
message from our sponsor.

314
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,912
(male
‘Have you polluted your planet
to the point’

315
00:15:13,37 --> 00:15:14,539
‘you can't live on it any more?’

316
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,706
[yelling]

317
00:15:18,00 --> 00:15:20,420
‘Well, just because it's
unsuitable for your species'

318
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,964
‘doesn't mean
it's a total loss. '

319
00:15:23,89 --> 00:15:24,340
[breathing deeply]

320
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,135
‘Something out there may
thrive on your toxics.’

321
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,512
‘For more information about
how you can dump your'

322
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,56
‘poisoned planet and find
another one to pollute’

323
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,934
‘call 1-8000-TOXICMATCH.'

324
00:15:35,59 --> 00:15:39,63
Toxic Match found me and my
species a new world.

325
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,190
And if we wreck it
in less than 50 years

326
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,902
they'll find us another
one absolutely free!

327
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,324
Hey, you kids, better jot down
that Toxic Match number.

328
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,995
Judging by the score, Earth may
be needing it real soon.

329
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,872
Yeah, well,
don't count us out yet.

330
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,417
Ah.. Ah! You said the
secret word, "Count!"

331
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,920
You win a light-year's supply
of Space Toasties.

332
00:16:03,45 --> 00:16:05,631
The cereal that
makes you a Star!

333
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,549
[whispers]
Hurry!

334
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,342
[coughs]
Hurry, Planeteers!

335
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,719
[all gasp]

336
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,971
He's right.
It's only a half-hour show.

337
00:16:12,96 --> 00:16:16,58
So, Gi and Dr. Blight,
come on down!

338
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,936
Hey, doing anything special
after the show, gorgeous?

339
00:16:19,61 --> 00:16:21,147
We surveyed an
intergalactic audience

340
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,483
and the top-five answers
are on the board.

341
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:26,903
The question is, "What are the
five best ways for Earthlings

342
00:16:27,28 --> 00:16:29,739
‘to deal with
environmental problems?"

343
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,825
- Look, it's Gaia!
- Huh!

344
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,952
Oops.
It was just some other insect.

345
00:16:35,77 --> 00:16:37,330
Nice work, MAL, baby.

346
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:41,00
So, Dr. Blight,
name one of the five best ways

347
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,294
for Earthlings to deal
with pollution.

348
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,213
Make more, of course!

349
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,632
Sorry,
it didn't make our survey.

350
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,719
Hey, what's the deal here?
That was a great answer!

351
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,138
What do you think
the survey said?

352
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,516
"Stop polluting our oceans."

353
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,435
Let's see if it's there.
The survey says..

354
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:04,357
...the number two answer is
"Stop polluting the ocean."

355
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,234
What do you say?

356
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:10,363
- Uh, recycle?
- Recycle is number three!

357
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,949
‘But we're still looking for
the number-one answer.'

358
00:17:13,74 --> 00:17:15,326
Um, uh, eh, carpooling!

359
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:19,413
Survey says,
"Spacepooling!" Judges?

360
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,123
(Blight)
‘No, get out of here!’

361
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,125
[cheering]

362
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,963
- Plant trees.
- Is it there?

363
00:17:27,88 --> 00:17:29,298
The Planeteers have
taken the lead.

364
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,09
One more correct answer
and they win the game.

365
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,637
- Alright!
- Well, Ma-Ti?

366
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,724
- Protect wildlife!
- Protect wildlife!

367
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,59
[buzzer buzzes]

368
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,311
Villains, get ready!

369
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:45,982
You may have a chance to steal
and win the game.

370
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:49,402
Stealing!
| like the sound of that.

371
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:53,990
- Conserve water!
- Is it there? No!

372
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,659
[villains cheering]

373
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,995
It's all up to you!

374
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,206
Come on, Wheeler!
Do it for Captain Planet!

375
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,377
[sighing]

376
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,880
Conserve energy by turning off
lights and appliances?

377
00:18:10,06 --> 00:18:12,49
Yeah.

378
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,678
For the game, "Conserve energy!"

379
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,971
[buzzer buzzes]

380
00:18:17,96 --> 00:18:18,681
- Oh!
- Oh, no!

381
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,349
[cheering]

382
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,520
Okay, villains.
You have a chance to steal.

383
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,857
You've got to agree
on one answer between you.

384
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,942
Yuck! Teamwork?

385
00:18:30,67 --> 00:18:33,529
We've got to think of things
to save the planet?

386
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,324
- Ugh!
- What do you say?

387
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,702
Just give me a minute, sweetums,
to check with my team.

388
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,705
[indistinct chattering]

389
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,834
Um, stop nuclear radiation?

390
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,753
No more clear-cutting forests?

391
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,464
Ugh, give up exploiting
poor countries?

392
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,633
Wrong, bozos.
| Know what they do.

393
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,843
They'd control
population growth.

394
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,95
Then | wouldn't have all those
wonderful subjects

395
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,472
to use as guinea pigs.

396
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,223
[indistinct chattering]

397
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:05,936
[clears throat]
One, it's an alien audience,
two, consider the sponsor.

398
00:19:06,62 --> 00:19:08,773
Ergo, the answer must be,
"Move to another planet."

399
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:12,943
You know, | think old
MAL-function here has something.

400
00:19:13,69 --> 00:19:14,695
That's a stupid answer!

401
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,947
- No!
- Move to another planet!

402
00:19:17,73 --> 00:19:17,990
That's it!

403
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,743
Well, sweet cheek,
what'll it be?

404
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,204
(all)
Move to another planet!

405
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,207
No! Control population growth!

406
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,667
[indistinct chattering]

407
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:32,922
For the game, is the answer,
"Control population growth"?

408
00:19:33,47 --> 00:19:33,714
[buzzer buzzes]

409
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,800
‘The Planeteers win the game!’

410
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,968
- Alright!
- Alright!

411
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,181
Let's see what
the number one answer was.

412
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,600
Move to another planet."

413
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:47,853
Imagine that.

414
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,148
Ah! Ugh!

415
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,984
| don't care what the stupid
survey says.

416
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,29
I'm going to finish off
Captain Puny!

417
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,531
(Linka)
‘You cannot..'

418
00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,448
[indistinct chattering]

419
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,201
Hey! This isn't in my contract.

420
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,371
Hang on, Cap. Water!

421
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,622
Fire!

422
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,41
[glass shatters]

423
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,960
These kids are real winners.

424
00:20:11,85 --> 00:20:13,295
And even though their world's
in big trouble

425
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,381
I'd bet my planet on them.

426
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,258
Till next week, folks!

427
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,759
[exclaiming]

428
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,885
[Zapping]

429
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,763
[Zapping]

430
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,599
[explosion]

431
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,943
[alarm buzzing]

432
00:20:36,68 --> 00:20:38,237
[alarm ringing]

433
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,280
[alarm buzzing]

434
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:44,994
[Kwame yawning]

435
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,747
| just had the
weirdest nightmare.

436
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:51,417
Me too.
About an intergalactic gameshow.

437
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,377
Yeah. And you kissed me.

438
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,547
Uh, definitely a nightmare.

439
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,966
No, could not be.

440
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,930
[Greedly sobbing]

441
00:21:05,55 --> 00:21:08,434
| still can't believe
they beat us!

442
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,518
[snorts]

443
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,106
(Planeteers)
Go, Planet!

444
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,695
(Captain Planet)
This is the only Earth
we've got

445
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,531
so we must all do our part
to protect it.

446
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:26,452
Recycling is one thing
that everyone can do.

447
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:29,371
By recycling glass,
aluminum and paper

448
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:30,956
less waste goes into landfills

449
00:21:31,81 --> 00:21:33,876
and we help conserve Earth's
limited resources.

450
00:21:34,01 --> 00:21:36,170
(Wheeler)
‘And we need to buy recycled.'

451
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,173
Only when recycled materials
make it back into our homes

452
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,675
as new products,
is the cycle complete.

453
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,94
(all)
The power is yours!

454
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,641
~ Earth! f

455
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,684
J Fire! I

456
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,104
< Wind! Water! Heart! J
~ Go planet! J

457
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,608
(Captain Planet)
By your powers combined,
| am Captain Planet!

458
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:01,237
~ Captain Planet
he's our hero f

459
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,615
~ Gonna take pollution
down to zero f

460
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,660
f He's our powers magnified f

461
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:11,747
f And he's fighting
on the planet's side J

462
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:15,209
~ Captain Planet
he's our hero f

463
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,462
~ Gonna take pollution
down to zero f

464
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,07
£ Gonna help him put asunder J

465
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:26,929
~ Bad guys who like to
loot and plunder J

466
00:22:27,54 --> 00:22:29,849
You'll pay for this,
Captain Planet!

467
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:33,102
~ We're the Planeteers
you can be one too f

468
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:36,856
~ 'Cause saving our planet
is the thing to do J

469
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:40,276
~ Looting and polluting
is not the way f

470
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:44,113
~ Hear what Captain Planet
has to say.. ff

471
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:47,116
(Captain Planet)
The power is yours!