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(JISALIMISHE ANACHEZA)

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Mama aliniambia

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Ndiyo, aliniambia

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Kwamba ningekutana na wasichana kama wewe

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Pia aliniambia

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Kaa mbali
Hutawahi kujua utakamata nini

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(MATAIRI YANANYOZA)

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Cooper, iko wazi.

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Je, ni wazi?

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Haya!

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Inapaswa kuwa ya kushangaza.

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- COOPER: Asante.
- Halo, nirudishe vyumba vyangu, wewe hoser!

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Mama!

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Wanaonekana kuwa wa ajabu kidogo

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Jisalimishe, jisalimishe

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Lakini usijitoe

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Chochote kilichotokea kwa msimu huu wote

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Waliopoteza mwaka?

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Kila wakati nilianza kufikiria

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Walipotelea wapi?

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Lakini nilipoamka, Mama na Baba

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Wanatembea kwenye kitanda

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Jamani.

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Je!

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Mimi kunyonya.

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Mama yuko sawa, baba yuko sawa

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Wanaonekana kuwa wa ajabu kidogo

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COOPER: Wow, Sam.

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Je, wewe ni mzuri katika hili?
Hujawahi hata kuicheza hapo awali.

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sijui.

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Kuna muundo wa jinsi wanavyosonga.
Tazama.

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Sioni, lakini wewe hakika kama kuzimu unaona.

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Mbali

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Jisalimishe, jisalimishe

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Lakini usijitoe

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Jisalimishe, jisalimishe

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Lakini usijitoe

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- Tumia Nguvu. Tumia Nguvu.
- (KUPIGIA MIKONO KWA MITAMBO)

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(KUSHANGILIA)

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BRENNER: Halo, Chewie.

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COOPER: Wewe ni supastaa, jamani.

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Na ni wakati wa kuonyesha ulimwengu.

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Jisalimishe

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Lakini usijitoe

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Jisalimishe, jisalimishe

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Lakini usijitoe

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Tahadhari, washiriki wote.

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Shindano litaanza
katika dakika 15.

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Wewe pia? Hiyo inachekesha sana.

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Kweli?

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Nadhani wewe ni mzuri sana
mbweha mwenyewe.

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Lady Lisa, nitakupenda
mpaka mwisho wa wakati.

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- Unazungumza na nani?
- Hakuna mtu!

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(LAINI) Tutazungumza baadaye.

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Wewe ni Ludlow Lamonsoff,
Mtoto wa Ajabu, sawa?

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Nani kakuambia hivyo? Serikali?

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Maana niko karibu kufahamu
siri ya Pembetatu ya Bermuda.

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Lo, huna marafiki wowote, sivyo?

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Bibi yangu tu.

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Yoo-hoo!

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Kweli, mtoto wa ajabu,
unaweza kujumuika nasi.

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- Kweli?
- (WATU WANASHANGAA)

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Kuna nini, geeks na goobers?

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Wananiita Fire Blaster!

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Kwa sababu mikono yangu inawaka haraka,

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na pia nitalipuliza na kuchoma
hatua dhaifu za washindani wangu.

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Lazima uwe talanta ya ndani.

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Ikiwa hii ilikuwa mashindano ya fugly,
Ningekuwa na shida.

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Angalau hatukutengeneza
majina yetu ya utani, Fire Blaster.

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Nani anajali ni nani aliyekuja nayo?

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Ni tubular kabisa.

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Karibuni wacheza mchezo kwa mara ya kwanza ya kila mwaka

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Mashindano ya Ulimwenguni Pote ya Michezo ya Ukumbi ya Video!

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(KUSHANGILIA)

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Usiku wa leo, tuna wawakilishi hapa
kutoka Kitabu cha rekodi cha Guinness,

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vile vile NASA, National Aeronautics
na Utawala wa Anga,

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nani atarekodi video
mashindano ya usiku wa leo

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kujumuishwa katika mkusanyiko wa miaka ya 1982
matukio ya habari na utamaduni maarufu.

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Kanda hiyo ya video itawekwa
katika uchunguzi wa anga

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ambayo itazinduliwa na NASA
kwenye mfumo wetu wa jua

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kwa matumaini ya kuunganishwa,
na pengine kutoa ujumbe kwa

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maisha ya nje ya dunia, kama yangekuwepo.

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Oh, ipo.

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Mabibi na mabwana,

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anza mchezo wako!

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(MCHEZO KUPIGA)

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(KUBONYEZA KIDHIBITI)

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Sawa, mabibi na mabwana,
tumekuwa na jioni gani hapa.

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Rekodi sita mpya za Marekani zimewekwa.

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- Rekodi tatu mpya za ulimwengu zimewekwa.
- Ah, ndio.

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Na moshi unapotoka,
sasa hivi tuna tie.

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- Pointi mia mbili hamsini na tisa
- (KUSHANGILIA)

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kwa bingwa wako mpya wa dunia wa Pac-Man.

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Moto Blaster, Eddie Plant!

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- (KUSHANGILIA)
- MSICHANA: Nenda, Moto Blaster!

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Na pointi 259

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kwa Galaga Centipede yako mpya
bingwa wa dunia, hisia za rookie,

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Sam Brenner!

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- (KUSHANGILIA)
- Ndio, Sam!

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Naam, mabwana,
vipi tutavunja tie hii.

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Hebu tucheze

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Punda Kong!

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- Bahati nzuri, mtu.
- Asante.

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Una mifumo chini nzuri sana
na michezo hii.

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Utakuwa mgumu kushinda.

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(MAtone ya SARAFU)

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("TUTAKUTIKISA" VONLICHTEN AKICHEZA)

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Rafiki wewe ni mvulana fanya kelele kubwa

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Kucheza mitaani
siku moja utakuwa mtu mkubwa

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Una matope usoni
Aibu kubwa wewe

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Kickin 'can' yako kila mahali

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-Singin'
- Tutafanya, tutakupiga

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Tutafanya, tutakutikisa

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Unaona, jambo kuhusu Punda Kong ni,

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kwa viwango vya juu mapipa huwa
zaidi random, mwenye karibu.

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Na kucheza na mifumo
haifanyi ujanja tena.

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Je, Brenner?

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Tutafanya, tutakutikisa

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Hongera sana.

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Katika kuja kwa pili!

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(UMATI WA KUSHANGILIA)

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Fire Blaster ndiye bingwa wa dunia!

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Yokel ya ndani ilionekana hatima
machoni na kupepesa macho.

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Yeye ni hasara,
na daima atakuwa mwenye hasara.

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Sam!

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Sam, Sam, subiri.

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Sam, sikiliza.

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Bado utaenda MIT

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na kuvumbua kitu
hiyo inakufanya kuwa milionea.

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Na labda hata kuoa Olivia Newton-John.

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Kwa kweli nilikuwa nikimfikiria Samantha Fox.

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Nzuri, lakini yeye si Sheena Easton.

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Naam,

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daima kuna Madonna.

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Vipi kuhusu Scarlett Johansson?

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Moto sana.

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Mmm. Sio moto wa Halle Berry,
lakini hivyo, moto sana.

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Na usisahau Katy Perry.

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Tunafanya nini sasa hivi?
Tumezeeka sana. Ni mbaya tu tayari.

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Isitoshe, umeolewa na mwanamke
anayekuchukia.

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Yeye hanichukii.
Yeye haipati tu, unajua.

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Hatuna muda wa bure wa kufanya mambo
pamoja kama tulivyofanya miaka 10 iliyopita.

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Hii kazi inaniua jamani.

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Kama ningekuwa wewe,

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labda nusu saa kwa siku,
kuzima simu ya mkononi,

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kuzima barua pepe,
weka mbali baa za Reggie

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na kuzingatia mke wako.

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NANGA WA HABARI WA KIKE: Rais
majira ya joto yaliyojaa gaffe yameendelea leo...

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Shikilia sekunde. Lazima nione hii.

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...katika Shule ya Msingi ya Joseph Knibb
ili kukuza mpango wake mpya wa kusoma kwa vijana.

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Hiki ndicho kilichotokea.

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"Mittens akaruka juu ya meza
na kugonga bakuli zima la supu.

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"Bi. Kachumbari zilizochomwa kwa gesi... Nilishangaa."

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Akashtuka.

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- (INAsafisha KOO)
- "Na chumba kizima kilikaa kimya.

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"Hii ilikuwa casta ...

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"Hii ni ya kutupwa... (ANAsafisha KOO)

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"Catatastrophic."

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Janga.

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Nimeipata, mpenzi, sawa?

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Kwa nini ulinipigia kelele?

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Wewe ni mbaya.

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Mwacheni.

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Rais hajui kusoma.

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(WASICHANA WANACHEKEA)

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(ANACHEKA)

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Lazima ujifunze kusoma, rafiki.
Ni rahisi kama hiyo.

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(WALINZI KUNYONYA)

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(VISIMAMISHI VYA KUNYANYA)

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Nilikuwa kwenye usingizi wa saa tatu, sawa?

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MWANAMKE: Uchumi wako
wanaumiza watu masikini!

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Nimefurahi kukuona!

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MTU: Una damu ya
watoto wasio na hatia mikononi mwako.

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Asante kwa msaada wako.

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Sina uwezo wa kwenda chuo kikuu
kwa sababu yako!

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- (UMATI WA MITUME)
- Hiyo ni mavazi ya kupendeza.

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- Unaharibu nchi!
- Ndio, sote tuko pamoja, sasa.

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Una maisha magumu, bud.

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- Bwana? Sawa.
- Asante.

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Lakini angalau una maisha.

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Angalia, Brenner, una maana
kwa kitu zaidi ya hiki.

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Unahitaji tu kuelekeza fikra zako
kwenye kitu chenye tija.

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I mean, ulikuwa ajabu
kwenye michezo ya video huko nyuma,

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lakini huo ni ustadi usio na maana sasa.

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Ni kama kuwa mhunzi mkuu.

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Lo! Hiyo iliumiza, jamani.
Ni balaa kwamba umesema hivyo.

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Nitakurudisha kwa hilo.

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Mheshimiwa Rais,
ukiondoa maktaba zote, bwana,

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watoto itakuwaje
umewahi kujifunza kusoma?

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(JEERING INAZIDI)

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Mhunzi, juu na nje.

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(INGEREZA YA MLANGO)

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Habari. Mimi ni mjanja
kutoka kwa Nerd Brigade.

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Hapa kwa nerd nje
kwa mahitaji yako yote ya sauti na taswira.

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Je, una kusema hivyo
kila mara unapoonekana kwenye nyumba?

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Ikiwa nataka kulipwa, ndio.

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Je! huo si udhalilishaji?

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Tu ikiwa mtu ataleta.

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- Sawa, sitaileta, basi.
- Asante.

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Ingia ndani.

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Kwa hivyo, ninasakinisha nini?

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00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,860
(SIGHS) TV mpya ya inchi 85, 4K, 3D,

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- PlayStation 4, 7.1 spika za sauti zinazozunguka.
- Mmm-hmm.

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Kweli, ikiwa unaiuza,
pengine tumeinunua.

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Huh. Je, ni siku yako ya kuzaliwa?

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Hapana, wazazi wangu wanapata talaka.

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Oh. Kwa hivyo ni kama siku 10 za kuzaliwa.

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Ndio, baba yangu alimdanganya mama yangu
akiwa na mwalimu wake wa Pilates mwenye umri wa miaka 19.

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Jina lake ni Sinnamon, na "S"

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ambayo inakuambia kweli
yote unayohitaji kujua kumhusu.

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Hapana, niliweza kusikia zaidi kidogo.
Una picha zozote?

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Mimi ni mtoto. Samahani kusikia hivyo.

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Mama yangu kwa namna fulani anamchukia hivi sasa.

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Na anasema atazua
kombora la kutafuta kombora ili kuchomoa Sinnamoni.

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Sawa, Matty, huna haja ya kusema
mtu mzuri wa kufunga maisha yetu yote.

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Lo!

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Samahani, "Who"?

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- Je!
- Hapana, wewe tu. Lo!

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00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:49,220
Mimi? Je!
Hata sijui maana yake.

220
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:54,645
I mean, ni tu, wakati mwanao aliniambia
kwamba mumeo alikuacha kwa umri wa miaka 19,

221
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,380
Nadhani nilifikiri
ungekuwa, kama

222
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,860
mmoja wapo
"Moto tulipokutana kwa mara ya kwanza katika shule ya upili,

223
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:05,010
"lakini basi ajiachilie
na got potbelly na Uturuki shingo

224
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,451
"na kidevu chenye nywele."

225
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,660
Lakini ni wazi kwamba sivyo.

226
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,100
Zaidi kama,

227
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,660
"Lo, ningepiga mswaki
kabla sijaondoka nyumbani leo asubuhi."

228
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,060
Au ghorofa ya studio,
kama tuko kweli hapa.

229
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,401
Je, kweli
si kupiga mswaki asubuhi hii?

230
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,206
Hapana, nilifanya.

231
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,487
Nadhani nianze tu
weka mambo haya sasa hivi.

232
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,331
Nenda ukawachukue.

233
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,321
(TSKS)

234
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,481
(ANACHEKEA)

235
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,300
Kanali Devereux.

236
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,084
Unahitaji kuona hili, bwana.

237
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,291
Tunashambuliwa.

238
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,647
(ASKARI WANAKOSEA)

239
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,804
Mambo gani hayo jamani?

240
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,364
Kwa hiyo wewe ni mchezaji?

241
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,220
Lo...

242
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,380
Ndiyo.

243
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,528
Nilicheza nilipokuwa na umri wako.

244
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,460
Je! ulikuwa mzuri?

245
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,660
Nilikuwa mzuri sana
katika baadhi ya michezo ya classic.

246
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,420
Hmm. Classics.
Unamaanisha kama Halo na Wito wa Wajibu.

247
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,727
Hapana! Classics halisi.

248
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,900
Beki, Pac-Man, Asteroids.

249
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,860
Michezo uliyocheza kwenye ukumbi wa michezo

250
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,380
ambalo lilikuwa jengo nje
ya nyumba yako.

251
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:34,340
Ungeenda huko na marafiki zako,
sikiliza muziki, wasichana wazuri kila mahali.

252
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,091
Hapo zamani za kale,
waliita "socializing."

253
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,326
Mnaongea nini jamani?

254
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,211
- Michezo ya video.
- Michezo ya video.

255
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,641
- (SIMU YA SERIKALI INATETEMEKA)
- (ANACHEKEA)

256
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,687
Nitarudi mara moja.

257
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,060
- (GONGWA MLANGO)
- BRENNER: Bi Van Patten.

258
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,740
Yote yamekamilika pale chini.

259
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,820
Nakuhitaji utie saini agizo la kazi.

260
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:58,967
VIOLET: (SAUTI IKItetemeka) Sawa.

261
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,620
Bi Van Patten, uko chumbani?

262
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,881
Ndiyo.

263
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,404
Sio kuhukumu,
lakini unafanya nini chumbani?

264
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,810
Ninalia zaidi.

265
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,450
Kunywa kidogo.

266
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,700
Pengine sawa kulia na kunywa.

267
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,580
Kitu ambacho mimi hufanya mara nyingi, pia.

268
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,523
Lakini kwa nini katika chumbani?

269
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,500
Kwa sababu sitaki Matty anione.

270
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,329
(KILIO)

271
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,844
Ninakuja chumbani,
Bi Van Patten.

272
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,209
Ninafungua mlango.

273
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,690
Uko sawa?

274
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,180
Ninalia kwenye sakafu ya kabati langu
kunywa Chardonnay kutoka kikombe sippy.

275
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,820
Kwa hivyo sidhani.

276
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,207
Pole. Ninaondoa swali.

277
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,002
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278
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,081
- Unataka kuzungumza juu yake?
- Hapana.

279
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,281
Ndiyo!

280
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,771
Ndiyo.

281
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,364
Ee Mungu.

282
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:15,540
Mheshimiwa, tuko katikati ya mashambulizi ya angani
kwa nguvu isiyojulikana!

283
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,620
Washa QRF.

284
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,960
(KUPANDA UMEME)

285
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,486
(GRUNTS)

286
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,611
(ASKARI ANAKOhoa)

287
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,770
(ANAPELEKA)

288
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,968
Mama! Hapana!

289
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,420
Tulikuwa wapenzi wa shule ya upili.

290
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,060
- Mmm-hmm.
- Wanandoa kamili.

291
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,060
Je! unajua kwamba alipendekeza
katika maporomoko ya maji?

292
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,620
- I mean, freaking maporomoko ya maji.
- Laini.

293
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,140
Lakini sasa, kulingana na maandishi
Nilipata dakika 20 zilizopita,

294
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,164
anaoa
kijana mwenye umri wa miaka 19 aliyepewa jina la spice.

295
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,963
Hata haijaandikwa kwa usahihi.

296
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,485
- Mmm.
- (WACHAFU)

297
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,300
Sio tu mahali nilipofikiria ningekuwa
katika hatua hii ya maisha yangu.

298
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,700
- Ee Mungu. Nasikia hivyo.
- (KUPUNGUA)

299
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,180
Nilipaswa kupata mtoto
na mke wangu wa zamani.

300
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,740
Na daktari
ambaye alikuwa akitusaidia kutengeneza mtoto

301
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,420
ilitusaidia kutengeneza mtoto.

302
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,522
Lakini, kwa bahati mbaya,
Sikuwa chumbani.

303
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,327
(NYOLEA MENO NA KUNYOA NYWELE)

304
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,571
Labda hii yote ni kwa bora.

305
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,500
Unasemaje?

306
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,888
Tayari umeoa mtu mbaya.
Umepata sehemu mbaya zaidi.

307
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,926
Kweli, na ulioa msichana mbaya.

308
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,843
Labda ina maana tu
tutakutana na mtu sahihi sasa.

309
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,161
Ndiyo.

310
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,046
Ndiyo.

311
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,001
Lo!

312
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,220
Je, unajaribu kunibusu?

313
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,500
Sivyo kabisa.

314
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,886
Ee Mungu.

315
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,620
Samahani, nilifikiri
tulikuwa na muda.

316
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,688
Tulikuwa. Muda kidogo.

317
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,700
Angalia, unaonekana kama mtu mzuri sana,
lakini nimekutana nawe tu, sawa?

318
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,180
Na, hakuna kosa,

319
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,900
Sidhani kama mtu wangu wa kurudi nyuma
ni mtu wa pauni 210

320
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,810
ambayo husakinisha skrini bapa ili kujipatia riziki.

321
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,380
Kwanza kabisa, 208.

322
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,860
Na, wow,
Sikukushikilia kama aina ya snobby.

323
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,700
Snob? Mimi?

324
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,180
(ANACHEKA) Sawa.

325
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,660
Mimi si mkorofi.

326
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:13,766
Sawa, tuseme nilikuwa bilionea,
na tulikuwa nje kwenye boti yangu kubwa

327
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,460
katikati ya Mediterania,
kunywa champagne,

328
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,820
na nikaingia kukubusu.

329
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,160
Je, ungenibusu tena, basi?

330
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,001
- (SIMU YA SERIKALI INATETEMEKA)
- Shikilia wazo hilo, snobby.

331
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,860
Mtu Mkubwa!

332
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,740
COOPER: Unaweza kufika
Ikulu sasa hivi?

333
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,524
Nitakuwa huko baada ya 15.

334
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,860
Wakati ningependa kushikamana

335
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,100
na kukusikiliza ukisema uongo kwamba hutaki
fanya urafiki na mtu wa yacht,

336
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,201
Lazima niende.

337
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,540
Kwa rekodi, mimi ni busu wa kushangaza.

338
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,860
Sisi sote ni wajinga.

339
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,008
Maana tunaithamini zaidi.

340
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,620
Hukupiga mswaki hata
asubuhi hii.

341
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,324
Nilikula Tic Tac.

342
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,641
(KUFUNGA MLANGO)

343
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,410
Umechelewa sana, mpenzi.
Ulikuwa na risasi yako na ukaipiga.

344
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,980
Sikufuatilii.

345
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,482
Ndio, chochote utakachosema, kichefuchefu.
Imekwisha. Shughulika nayo.

346
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,130
(MATAIRI YANANYOZA)

347
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,540
Lo, alitoka sifuri
kwa kisaikolojia katika sekunde 3.4,

348
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,801
rekodi mpya ya dunia.

349
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,766
(MATAIRI YANANYOZA)

350
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,460
BRNNER: Habari, Steve-O.

351
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,820
Kuna mwanamke kichaa ananifuata.
Ninahakikisha yuko hapa kumpiga risasi Rais.

352
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,980
Na kama ningekuwa wewe,
Ningependa kuvunja klabu ya billy

353
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,923
na kwenda kaba kamili juu yake, umakini.

354
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,729
Nenda moja kwa moja, Luteni Kanali.

355
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,820
- Katika hatua hii, kimsingi ni ukusanyaji wa data.
- (BRENNER SGHES)

356
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,180
- Kwa nini unanifuata?
- Ee Mungu.

357
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,700
Ee Mungu. Siwezi kuamini
hata wamekuruhusu kuingia humu.

358
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,881
BRNNER: Sawa.

359
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,980
Kanali Van Patten, unaweza kwenda
moja kwa moja kwenye Chumba cha Hali.

360
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,940
Ndio, unaona, wananihitaji
katika chumba cha hali,

361
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,407
- kwa hivyo furahiya kufanya chochote unachofanya.
- Mmm.

362
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,649
Mheshimiwa Brenner, Rais anasubiri
kwako katika Ofisi ya Oval.

363
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,004
(Kwa Mzaha) Mtu fulani ni muhimu zaidi.

364
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,889
Freddy, unaweza kuweka
riffraff nje hapa?

365
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,780
Yo, ilikuwaje?

366
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,100
Ah, njoo,
haungeweza kubadilika angalau?

367
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,060
Uliniambia nikimbilie hapo hapo.

368
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,660
Nini kinaendelea jamani?
Mbona kuna wazimu sana huko nje?

369
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,220
(SIGHS) Kituo chetu cha Jeshi la Wanahewa
huko Guam ilishambuliwa.

370
00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,500
Na nani?

371
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,140
Sina hakika.
Hiyo ndiyo nilitaka kukuuliza.

372
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,380
Njoo hapa. Angalia hii.

373
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,165
- Mimi?
- Ndio, wewe. Njoo hapa.

374
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,250
- Sikiliza hii.
- (KUPIGA KINANDA)

375
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,180
- (KUTEMBEA KWA KINA)
- Je, hiyo inaonekana kuwa ya kawaida kwako?

376
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,647
Ndiyo. Ninajua hilo kutoka wapi?

377
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,203
- Je, unaweza kufungia?
- Ndio, shikilia.

378
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,482
- Nenda ndani zaidi.
- (KUPIGA)

379
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,660
Hiyo haiwezi kuwa kweli.

380
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,888
Sawa, kwa hivyo unaona
kitu kile kile ninachokiona.

381
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,048
Ni aina gani ya uyoga
huyo jamaa aliweka burger zetu?

382
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,402
- Wako tayari kwa ajili yako, Mheshimiwa Rais.
- COOPER: Kubwa.

383
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,620
Sasa naomba kueleza hili
kwa Baraza la Usalama la Taifa.

384
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,980
Sikiliza, nifanyie kibali, Sam.

385
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,220
Tazama tena, sawa?

386
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,060
Na angalia tu ikiwa kuna chochote
unaweza kupata kutusaidia.

387
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,900
Ndiyo. Je, ninaweza kukaa kwenye kiti chako?

388
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,620
Hapana, huwezi,
na kila kitu kimeandikwa.

389
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,326
Sawa, sitafanya. Sitafanya. Sitafanya.

390
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,681
Nimekaa kwenye kiti. Nipe mapumziko.

391
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,900
(WOTE WANAONGEA PAMOJA)

392
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,500
Mheshimiwa Rais, tuliwaambia waandishi wa habari kwamba ndivyo
jaribio la juu la silaha ambalo halikufaulu.

393
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,820
- Kwa hivyo hakuna hofu kubwa bado.
- Naam, nzuri.

394
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,940
Kisha tutatue jambo hili
kabla ya kuwepo.

395
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,700
Mheshimiwa Rais, mtu ameumbwa
mafanikio makubwa katika teknolojia ya drone

396
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,820
na haikuwa sisi.

397
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,540
MKUU wa CIA: Hili nalo
Alama za vidole za Moscow kote.

398
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,140
Upuuzi!
Ni onyesho la pembeni la Iran-black-ops.

399
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,241
Nakuhakikishia.

400
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,700
Nina nadharia.

401
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,300
Nadhani, kulingana na uchambuzi
ya picha,

402
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,325
hizo dalili za awali
ni kwamba tulishambuliwa

403
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,441
(Mumbling) Galaga.

404
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,846
Kwa nani, bwana?

405
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,731
Galaga.

406
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,410
Wana wa mbwembwe.

407
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,247
Kisha tupige Galaga kuzimu.

408
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,521
Galaga ni nani?

409
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:37,020
Ni mchezo wa video wa zamani,
'80s aina ya watu kama baba yangu alikuwa akicheza.

410
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:40,900
Mheshimiwa Rais, Duniani hakuna taifa
ambayo ina teknolojia ya kijeshi

411
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,820
kwa kusawazisha tu majengo yote.

412
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,921
Isipokuwa Iran.

413
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,340
KATIBU WA ULINZI: Isahau Iran!

414
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,860
Nadhani hii ni ya kukata
biashara ya kimataifa.

415
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,380
NGO, tanki ya kufikiria,
labda hata shirika.

416
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,847
Tunafikiria Iran
wakati tunapaswa kufikiria Google.

417
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,900
Kwa hivyo wacha tuilipue Google.

418
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,001
(BISHA MLANGO)

419
00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:00,363
Kuna mtu anaweza kuchukua funguo za Babu
kabla hajatuingiza shimoni?

420
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,846
(MTU ANAONDOA KOO)

421
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,843
- Mtu huyu ni nani?
- Mtu wa sandwich?

422
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,684
Hii hapa, uh,
mchezo wangu wa zamani wa ufundi wa arcade

423
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,167
mshauri mtu-mtu.

424
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,980
Sam Brenner.
Anafanya kazi katika sekta ya teknolojia.

425
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,820
Kwa hivyo Caltech, MIT?

426
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,260
MIT. Ndiyo.

427
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,580
Taasisi ya Mississippi
ya Teknolojia, ingawa.

428
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,780
Sio yule uliyekuwa unamfikiria.

429
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,380
Walakini, zaidi kwa hatua ya sasa,

430
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,060
uh, Bw. Brenner hapa
alikuwa Bingwa wa Dunia wa Galaga.

431
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,540
Anajua kila kitu
kuna kujua kuhusu mchezo huu.

432
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,620
Kwa hiyo, ni nini wewe na kaptula zako za machungwa
wameingia hapa kusema?

433
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,580
Ah, Galaga tu iliyotushambulia,

434
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,580
hiyo haipo tena.

435
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,571
Habari. Unaweza kupakua Galaga
kwenye simu yako kwa $1.99.

436
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,300
Ndio, sio toleo hili,
Bluu Lagoon.

437
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,100
Galaga iliyopo
sasa imetoka mwaka 1986.

438
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,726
Lakini hii ni toleo la 1982 la arcade.

439
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,460
Na mashine hizo zote, walizikumbuka,
walipanga upya,

440
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,340
kwa sababu kulikuwa na makosa
katika msimbo asilia.

441
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,700
Unaweza kuona kutoka kwa mende wa nafasi kubwa,
jinsi wanavyoingia kwa kasi.

442
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,060
Aina ya ziggy-zaggy.

443
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,400
Ziggy-zag? Je, hilo ndilo neno la kihuni?

444
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,140
VIOLET: Kwa hiyo mtu
ilitengeneza hitilafu hizi za nafasi

445
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,780
baada ya toleo la zamani ambalo halijachapishwa
ya mchezo wa video kutoka miaka 30 iliyopita

446
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,140
ambayo hakuna mtu angejua leo?

447
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,050
Je, kweli anaweza kuzungumza mara mbili?
Hata hayupo kwenye meza ya watu wazima.

448
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,500
samahani. Je, hili ni Taifa
Mkutano wa Baraza la Usalama,

449
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,965
au karamu ya dawa za kulevya?

450
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,180
Taifa letu limevamiwa hivi punde
na jeshi lisilojulikana.

451
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,660
Ikiwa hii itatoka kwa waandishi wa habari
kwamba tunalaumiwa

452
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,220
kwenye mchezo wa zamani wa kompyuta,

453
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,211
hawatakudhihaki tu kwenye habari,
Mheshimiwa Rais, wangekushtaki!

454
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,890
Kwa hiyo ninapendekeza mtu aliyevaa kaptula ya machungwa
kuondoka chumbani mara moja.

455
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,740
Na sisi wenye suruali ndefu
na nyadhifa za serikali

456
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,650
wanaweza kujadili chaguzi zetu.

457
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,561
Sawa, Brenner. Nifanyie upendeleo.
Ondoka, sawa? Nashukuru msaada.

458
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,881
(MDOMO) Kwaheri!

459
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,767
Samahani, kila mtu. (STAMMERS)

460
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,285
Mheshimiwa Rais.

461
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,940
Majenerali na Admirali.

462
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,326
Guys katika suti.

463
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,406
Zac Efron.

464
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,660
Gandalf,

465
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,842
na Harry Potter katika chumba kimoja.

466
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,121
Hebu wazia hilo.

467
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,683
Babu, tutakuona
karibu na, uh, nyumba ya uuguzi.

468
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,804
Lo, mtu wa sandwich yuko hapa.

469
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,001
Alikudanganya.

470
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,843
MTOA MAONI
kituo kifupi ndani ya sehemu ya katikati ya kushoto kwa moja.

471
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,900
Hiyo ni ingizo la pili moja kwa moja
ambapo Washington imeongoza kwa single.

472
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,060
<font color="
jinsi anavyosimama moja kwa moja juu ya sahani.

473
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,241
Hiyo inaonekana kumfanyia kazi,

474
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,060
maana aliendesha tu
mpira huo ndani ya pengo ngumu.

475
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,740
MTOA MAONI
kutolewa nje kwa mpira, 1-0,

476
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,020
na matokeo ya 1-0...

477
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,121
- Brenner!
- (MAkelele)

478
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,401
( MATAYARI SKREECH)

479
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,660
(ANAUGUA)

480
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,580
Tatizo lako nini jamani?

481
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,300
- Nini kinaendelea?
- Lo, lo, lo!

482
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,420
Hapana, Brenner!

483
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,140
Hapana, Brenner, hapana, hapana, hapana!

484
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,005
Acha! Ni mimi! Ni mimi! Ni Ludlow!
Ni Ludlow.

485
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,140
- Ludlow Lamonsoff, Mtoto wa Ajabu?
- Ndio.

486
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,287
Uliingiaje kwenye gari langu?

487
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,100
Nimekuwa humo tangu wakati huo
ulienda kwenye nyumba ya yule bibi mzuri.

488
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,260
Yeye ni mzuri, kwa njia.

489
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,361
- Je!
- Jambo!

490
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,844
- Hiyo ni nini?
- Hii ni moisturizer.

491
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,645
Nionyeshe hiyo ni nini.

492
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,166
Chloroform?

493
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,620
Hiyo ndiyo inasema?

494
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,100
Ulikuwa unanitumia dawa?

495
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,220
- Tu kama mapumziko ya mwisho.
- Wewe ni nini ...

496
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,051
- Kuna kitu nililazimika kukuambia.
- Kwa nini hukuniita, basi?

497
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,860
Kwa sababu CIA
amekuwa akigonga simu zangu

498
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,740
tangu nilipogundua
filamu ya Zapruder imehaririwa.

499
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,604
JFK alipiga kwanza!

500
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,407
Ludlow, ni wewe!

501
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,900
- Habari, rafiki! Ngoja nikuangalie!
- Jambo! Nimefurahi kukuona, kijana wangu!

502
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,980
Habari yako? Wema wangu! Angalia wewe!

503
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,060
- Najua.
- Kaa katika sura!

504
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,260
Niko kwenye lishe yote ya protini,
lakini pia ninafanya wanga.

505
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,010
- Nzuri.
- Lakini kwa umakini, Brenner.

506
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,900
Kuna kitu lazima nikuonyeshe.

507
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,020
Na tuseme tu

508
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,724
(KUNONG'ONA) ni mchezo wa kubadilisha.

509
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,980
LUDLOW: Wewe ndiye mgeni wa kwanza
Nimekuwa hapa. Kwa hiari.

510
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,286
Hiyo ni mshtuko.

511
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,169
Ikiwa Lady Lisa alikuwa kweli,

512
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,380
angekuwa na kuhusu
Maagizo 17 ya vizuizi juu yako.

513
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,660
Kwa kweli, nadhani kama alikuwa kweli,

514
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,524
mambo yanaweza kucheza tu
tofauti kidogo.

515
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,140
- Hmm?
- Unataka kujua jinsi ninavyojua hilo?

516
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,580
- Mmm.
- Ikiwa Alikuwa Kweli.

517
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,682
Kitabu kilichoandikwa na kuonyeshwa
na Ludlow Lamonsoff.

518
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,847
Loo, kijana.

519
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,600
<font color="

520
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,700
Unapaswa kuuza
huko Barnes na Isiyo thabiti.

521
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,220
- Je! Unataka nakala?
- Hapana.

522
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,401
Nina wengine wanane.

523
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,020
Kwa nini niko hapa sasa hivi?
Kwa nini ulijaribu kunifunika?

524
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,020
- Haki. Asante kwa kunikumbusha.
- Uh-huh.

525
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,122
Sawa. Nifuate.

526
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,642
Mapema leo, kituo chetu cha kijeshi huko Guam
alishambuliwa na mtu huyu, Galaga.

527
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,220
Ungejuaje hilo?

528
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,700
Nina rafiki wa kalamu huko Guam.
Jina lake ni Baubau.

529
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:48,900
Baubau aliogopa sana,

530
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,300
kwa hivyo niliingia kwenye seva za serikali
kumhakikishia Baubau kuwa kila kitu kiko sawa.

531
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,380
Lakini unajua nini?

532
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,641
- Je!
- Kila kitu hakikuwa sawa.

533
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,060
- (MLANGO UNAFUNGUA)
- MICKEY: Ludlow!

534
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,540
Je, umenipatia bia ya mizizi ya lishe
ukiwa nje?

535
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,780
- Unakumbuka bibi yangu.
- Hakika.

536
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,690
Yeye bado ni mhusika
baada ya miaka yote hiyo.

537
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,100
Hapana, hapana, bibi! Inachekesha.
Sikupata nafasi kwa sababu...

538
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,860
Oh, nini kilitokea? Lo, nakumbuka sasa.

539
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,900
<font color="
kutoka kwa maangamizi!

540
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,331
Je, wewe ni karanga?

541
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,980
Mkorofi wewe!

542
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,809
- Usinipigie kelele!
- (MIKOMO YA MLANGO)

543
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,300
Kwa hivyo angalia, najua kwamba wakati mwingine watu
nifikirie kama nati ya njama kidogo.

544
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,401
Sawa.

545
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,100
Lakini wakati mwingine, Brenner, wakati mwingine

546
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,202
njama hizo ni za kweli.

547
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,740
Umekuwa ukicheza Wavamizi wa Nafasi
sana hivi majuzi?

548
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,921
Nimewahi. Ulijuaje hilo?

549
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,849
Maana unavamia nafasi yangu.
Hifadhi nakala rudufu.

550
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,340
Brenner, unakumbuka
tulipokuwa watoto,

551
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,820
na tulicheza
katika michuano hiyo ya mchezo wa video?

552
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,729
Bila shaka, rafiki.

553
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,700
Je, unakumbuka jinsi
kulikuwa na mkanda wa tukio

554
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,980
na michezo yote iliyochezwa
ambayo kisha kuwekwa katika capsule

555
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,700
na kupigwa risasi katika ulimwengu

556
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,140
- unatafuta maisha ya nje?
- Mmm-hmm.

557
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:55,404
Nina sababu ya kuamini kwamba baadhi
kikosi cha maisha cha mgeni kiligundua mkanda huo

558
00:29:55,520 --> 00:30:00,020
na ametuma matoleo ya maisha halisi
ya walichokiona

559
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,360
kutushambulia.

560
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,980
Brenner, nilitumia siku kwenye 4chan

561
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,900
kutafuta ujumbe
kutoka kwa wageni ili kuthibitisha nadharia yangu.

562
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,889
- Na unataka kujua kitu?
- Niambie.

563
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,565
Nilikuja tupu kabisa.

564
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,060
Kwa hivyo basi, kama bughudha, niliinuka

565
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,660
kujaribu kutazama kipindi cha One Tree Hill
ambayo nilirekodi kwenye VCR yangu jana usiku.

566
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,220
Nimekuwa nikitazama sana ili kupata.

567
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,140
Na huna kebo kwa sababu...

568
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,100
Kwa sababu serikali inatupeleleza
kupitia masanduku yetu ya kebo, Brenner.

569
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,340
Hilo limethibitishwa.

570
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,140
Na hutaki wakuone
cheza kuzunguka

571
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,860
katika chupi yako kwa Lady Lisa.
Ninaipata.

572
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,486
Hapana, mkanda huo ulichomwa moto
miezi mitatu iliyopita. Hata hivyo...

573
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,140
Katikati ya matangazo ya UHF,

574
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,500
kitu cha kipekee kiliingiliwa
Shenanigans za kupendeza za Sophia Bush.

575
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,250
Hapana, wewe ni kituko na mafuta ...

576
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,166
(KUCHEZA MUZIKI WA USHINDI)

577
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,409
Wakazi wa Dunia,

578
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,366
sisi ni mbio kutoka sayari Volula.

579
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,260
Tulikuja kwako
katika aina hizi za Dunia zinazojulikana

580
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,408
kuwaambia tumepokea chombo chako.

581
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,780
Na ndani yake, changamoto yako ya uadui.

582
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,860
Tunakubali ofa yako ya kushindana
katika vita vya mshindi-chukua-wote.

583
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:06,682
Kusanya wapiganaji wako shujaa
kuwakabili wapiganaji wetu mashujaa!

584
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,700
Mshindi huchukua sayari ya aliyeshindwa.

585
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,609
Tayari umepoteza vita vya kwanza.

586
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,121
Na kwa ushindi wetu,
tumechukua kombe.

587
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,050
Niko sawa, Mama.

588
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,171
nakupenda.

589
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,804
Huyo sio Madonna halisi!

590
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,660
Utapata maisha matatu.

591
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,100
Umebakisha maisha mawili.

592
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:29,260
Kupoteza zote mbili kutasababisha
kwa uharibifu kamili wa sayari yako.

593
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,660
Vita vinavyofuata ni ndani ya masaa 15

594
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,287
(KUPOTOSHA SAUTI)
kwa kuratibu 27° 24' 79".

595
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,100
<font color="

596
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,700
Sawa, nilipotea karibu nusu.

597
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,780
Kwa nini Madonna
unataka kuchukua sayari yetu?

598
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,726
Hawa wageni wajinga wanafikiri hivyo
picha za NASA zilizotumwa hadi angani

599
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,540
tulicheza michezo ya video mnamo 1982

600
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,300
ilikuwa tangazo la vita.

601
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,300
Intergalactic vita, Mheshimiwa Rais.
Je, huo si wazimu? Je, hilo halitabiriki?

602
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,740
Lud, sikiliza.

603
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,900
Umesaidia kutengua Cinemax yangu
tulipokuwa watoto.

604
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,365
Nadhani unaweza kuniita Chewie.

605
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,962
Je, wanamaanisha nini kwa maisha matatu?
Hiyo ni nini?

606
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,820
Uh-ha. Nikiweza. Unaona, ni hivyo tu.

607
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,860
Ni kama michezo ya video ya zamani,
Chewie Mheshimiwa Rais.

608
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,611
Robo moja, maisha matatu.

609
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,740
Hii ni wazi sio robo.
Hii ni ya thamani zaidi. Naweza kuweka hii?

610
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,500
- Weka tena kwenye dawati.
- LUDLOW: Haki ya kutosha.

611
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,602
Tulipoteza wa kwanza, Galaga.

612
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,420
Hasara mbili zaidi na ...

613
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,740
LUDLOW: Mchezo umekwisha.

614
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,380
Sasa, kwa kudhani kwamba ...

615
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,540
- Unajua nini, hiyo haifanyiki.
- Haki ya kutosha.

616
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,260
Kwa kudhani kwamba nambari za Alien Madonna
kwa kweli ni latitudo na longitudo,

617
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,603
basi tunaweza kudhani kwa usalama
shambulio linalofuata linapaswa kutokea mahali fulani

618
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,100
Kaskazini mwa India usiku wa leo.

619
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,940
Ikiwa unaweza kupata watu wako kutoka NSA
kusafisha ishara,

620
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,940
basi tunaweza kubainisha
hasa ambapo mashambulizi yatakuwa,

621
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,100
na labda hata mchezo gani
watatumia kutushambulia.

622
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,460
- Sawa?
- Siwezi kuidhinisha jibu la kijeshi

623
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,460
kulingana na video ambayo inaonekana kama
ilitengenezwa na wanandoa wa shule ya upili.

624
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,620
Unapaswa kuwaonya watu angalau
ya India somethin' inaweza kuwa comemin'.

625
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,540
Nchi nzima inafikiri
Mimi ni buffoon sasa hivi kama ilivyo.

626
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,291
Angalia, siwezi kuhatarisha, Brenner.
Siwezi tu!

627
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,540
(MWANAUME ANAONGEA KIHINDI)

628
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,700
Kwa hivyo nadhani tumekuwa tukichumbiana
kwa karibu miaka mitatu sasa.

629
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,460
Ndiyo, karibu tatu.

630
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,370
Wamekuwa
miaka bora ya maisha yangu.

631
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,686
... na nadhani
tuna kitu cha pekee sana.

632
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,771
Raj, hivi ndivyo nadhani ndivyo?

633
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,401
(ANACHEKEA)

634
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,608
<font color="

635
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,046
(MWANAUME ANAYEIMBA KWA MTINDO
YA KWELI KWA KIHINDI)

636
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,884
Utanioa?

637
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,041
- (KUPIGA kelele)
- (MLIPUKO)

638
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,363
(ANAPUMUA SANA)

639
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:57,681
(GASPS)

640
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,248
(ANAPELEKA)

641
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,580
Usitoe jasho jambo zima la Taj Mahal.

642
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,540
Pengine ni bora kuwa kuna tu
hata Maajabu sita ya Dunia sasa.

643
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,220
Unajua nini? Ninaipata. Mimi screw up.

644
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,940
Haitatokea tena. Nyamaza.

645
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,530
Habari za asubuhi, Mheshimiwa Rais.

646
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,484
Radio Shack Robbie anafanya nini hapa?
Na hii nyingine

647
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,700
jamani.

648
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,940
Habari. Ludlow Lamonsoff.

649
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,900
Kweli tumekutana hapo awali,
lakini hungekumbuka

650
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,049
kwa sababu ilikuwa nyuma ya gari la Brenner
na nilikuwa nikikutazama kupitia dirishani.

651
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,688
(SNIFFS) Una harufu nzuri sana,
kama Kitabu cha Mwanzo.

652
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,060
Bw. Lamonsoff na Bw. Brenner

653
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,140
wamekubali kushiriki mchezo wao wa video
utaalamu na wewe na timu yako.

654
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,220
Furaha kuifanya.

655
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,380
Kwa heshima zote bwana,

656
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,660
kuwa na raia wasio na usalama
kibali katika kituo hiki ni ...

657
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,900
Raia hawa wana
ufahamu bora katika mgogoro wetu wa sasa

658
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,570
kuliko utawala wangu wote.

659
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,100
Sijui kama ninataka kuifanya sasa.
Yeye ni kuwa mbaya sana.

660
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,300
- Nataka kuondoka.
- Sawa.

661
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,129
- Ikiwa anaondoka, ninaondoka. Sisi ni timu.
- Acha.

662
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,900
- Hivi ndivyo itakavyokuwa wakati wote?
- Guys, ondoa. Ongoza njia.

663
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,206
Bila shaka Mheshimiwa Rais.

664
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,850
<font color="

665
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,780
Kwa hiyo tumepiga hatua yoyote, Kanali?

666
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,620
Maendeleo makubwa sana bwana.

667
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,620
Sasa tunaelewa vyombo
zilizotushambulia zilitengenezwa kwa nishati.

668
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:12,960
Nishati yenye akili.

669
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,046
- Asubuhi, Kanali.
- Habari za asubuhi, Michael.

670
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,060
Michael ni roboti!

671
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,420
Nadhani labda wale wa nje
walichukua kile walichokiona kwenye obita

672
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,410
na kuunda upya vitu vile vile
kutumia nishati ya mwanga.

673
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,364
Na kisha kutuma viumbe hawa mwanga
nyuma kwetu.

674
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:34,100
Ndio maana jambo gumu,
risasi na makombora, hayatawadhuru.

675
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,340
Je, kuna lolote linaweza kuwadhuru?

676
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,680
Labda.

677
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,180
Miche tuliyopata huko Guam
kwa kawaida ni mbwembwe.

678
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,725
- BRENNER: Halo, angalia hiyo!
- COOPER: Lo!

679
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,725
Lo, lakini hakuipenda.

680
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,881
(GASPS)

681
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,100
Lakini wanatulia haraka sana

682
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,931
tunapowapiga nao
baadhi ya chembe za mwanga zilizochajiwa sana.

683
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,980
Na kombora la kutafuta slut,
Ningependa kuona hivyo.

684
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,260
- Je! unayo hiyo hapa?
- Wewe ni smart sana.

685
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,780
Ndio? Unafikiri hivyo?

686
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,460
Je, ndivyo ulivyoingia
Taasisi ya Teknolojia ya Mississippi?

687
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,820
Unajua, natamani nisingeenda kamwe
chumbani na wewe.

688
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,660
Nilifurahi sana
kunywa na kulia peke yangu.

689
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,140
Ninajuta kujaribu kukubusu.

690
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:12,323
Ningembusu yule jamaa kwenye yacht
Mara 100 kabla sijakubusu.

691
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,845
- Kusonga mbele.
- Ndio.

692
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,180
Tumeanza kuelekeza
kikosi kazi cha Navy SEAL

693
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,964
juu ya matumizi ya silaha za mfano.

694
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,180
- MSHAMBULIAJI: Tunafanya mazoezi ya nini?
<font color="

695
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,850
- Kwa nini tunapigana?
- Ili kushinda!

696
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,500
- Tunaacha lini?
- Kamwe!

697
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,340
- Tunafanya mafunzo kwa nini?
- Vita!

698
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,060
- Kwa nini tunapigana?
- Ili kushinda!

699
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,340
- Tunaacha lini?
- Kamwe!

700
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:44,162
Labda washauri wetu wapya wataalam
ningependa kusema maneno machache kwa MIHURI.

701
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:45,921
Loo, kijana.

702
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,860
Wanaume mmetumikia taifa hili
kwa tofauti,

703
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:55,000
katika maeneo ya mapigano, katika kila kona
na ulimwengu huu ulioachwa na mungu,

704
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,329
kumshinda kila adui
wamekutupia wewe.

705
00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:59,721
<font color="

706
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,260
Brenner?

707
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,780
- Sikuweza kupata mlezi.
- Oh.

708
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:09,580
Rais ameleta
hawa wawili raia Arcaders

709
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,762
ambao tunatakiwa kuwasikiliza

710
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:15,005
kwa sekunde 120,

711
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,340
kuanzia...

712
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,540
Siwezi kufanya hivi.

713
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,641
- Unaweza kufanya hivi.
- Uh, hapana.

714
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,820
...sasa!

715
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,540
Siwezi kufanya hivi. Nitatupa!

716
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,220
Tunajua jinsi ya kufanya hivi. Hawafanyi hivyo.
Tenda tu sehemu.

717
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,560
Hey, wavulana.

718
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:29,140
Habari yako? Halo, asante, Jenerali Zod,
kwa utangulizi huo mzuri.

719
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,860
Halo, uh, wenzangu. Ni vizuri kukuona.

720
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:32,961
Um...

721
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:36,460
Ngoja nijitambulishe.
Jina langu ni Sam Brenner.

722
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:40,246
Na huyu ndiye Mtoto wa Ajabu,
pia inajulikana kama...

723
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,522
Ndoto yako mbaya zaidi!

724
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,900
Inaonekana kwangu, Brenner,

725
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,660
kama mtu alisahau kututuma
bora ya bora.

726
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:51,780
Lo!

727
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,740
Na badala yake,
akaangusha kundi la watu wasiojiweza,

728
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,940
mtu mzima aliyevaa diaper,

729
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,180
punda-pipi, analia-mwenyewe-kulala,

730
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,760
wanawake-mtoto-mwanaume-watu!

731
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,770
Ninaangalia nini sasa hivi?

732
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,620
nyie ni askari?
Au mwigizaji wa Magic Mike?

733
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,451
Utapigana? Au ngoma uchi?

734
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,260
Kuanzia sasa,

735
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,140
funza wewe, funza wewe msichana mdogo ...

736
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,780
Vyovyote vile kuzimu
umbo la kike la funza ni.

737
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,940
Magina?

738
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,540
Wewe akili!

739
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,620
Unapofikiria kunyoosha suruali yako,

740
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,700
utanifikiria mimi!

741
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:30,940
Katika suruali yako!

742
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,565
Unajua ninachomaanisha.

743
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:33,887
(ANACHEKA)

744
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,084
Je, unanihisi?

745
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,048
Je, unanihisi, baharia?

746
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,900
Wewe mwanaume mzuri wa Nubian!

747
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,924
Wewe mfano mzuri
ya kile ambacho Mungu anaweza kufanya!

748
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,740
Je, unanihisi?

749
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,410
Nadhani uko karibu kumhisi, Lud.

750
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,401
siwezi kusogea.

751
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,980
Hebu nisaidie. Haya, njoo hapa.

752
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,140
Pole. Usimguse mtu huyo.
Keti tu chini.

753
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,460
- Je! nilifanya vizuri?
- Ulifanya mbaya.

754
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,641
Keti chini.

755
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,325
Pole kwa hilo, kila mtu.

756
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,250
Najua ni ajabu.

757
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,660
Mapacha wawili kama mimi na mtu huyu
kutoa ushauri kwenu wapumbavu.

758
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,048
Lakini ukweli ni kwamba tumekuwa tukifanya mazoezi.

759
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,820
Tangu utotoni, tumekuwa tukifanya mazoezi
gamba letu la mbele

760
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,100
kufanya kazi ngumu sana za gari

761
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:22,380
kwa uratibu wa jicho la mkono
kipekee kwa akili maalum sana ya utambuzi.

762
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,290
Nilijifunza maneno mengi makubwa
kwenye karamu za dawa za kulevya.

763
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,168
Yote imekuwa haina maana
katika nyanja zote za maisha yetu.

764
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:35,287
Lakini ghafla, inaweza kuingia
rahisi kuokoa sayari yetu.

765
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,460
Kwa hivyo tunatumaini kwamba unaweza kusahau
kuhusu sisi kuwa wajinga wa raia,

766
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:43,121
na tukufundishe mambo machache
katika muda mchache tulionao.

767
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,490
Nadhani tunaweza kukusaidia
kushinda jambo hili.

768
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,940
BRENNER: Kuna tu
lengo moja katika Asteroids.

769
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:55,380
Huko ni kuharibu kila mwamba
na kila sufuria.

770
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,420
Hutaki kupigwa
na yoyote ya mawe haya.

771
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,380
Ndiyo maana ninapendekeza
kukaa katikati.

772
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,900
Kwa sababu tu unaona nyundo
haimaanishi kunyakua.

773
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,980
Hutapanda ngazi
na nyundo mkononi mwako.

774
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,889
- Nzuri sana.
- Uendeshaji mzuri, Maverick!

775
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,481
(GRUNTS)

776
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:10,940
Usijifungie kwenye rada.

777
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,980
Sawa, ni sawa, mwanangu. Ni sawa.

778
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,162
Umeilipua sayari yetu yote.

779
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,767
Sivyo kwamba Inky anakuvutia!

780
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,980
Nataka uzingatie zaidi meli.

781
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,660
Kila pointi 10,000,
unapata meli nyingine ya pembetatu.

782
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,460
Hilo ni jambo zuri.

783
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,800
(MCHEZO WA ARCADE PINGING)

784
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,841
Jamani.

785
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,340
Yeye bado ni bwana.

786
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,740
COOPER: Hii ni kama tu
tulipokuwa tunachumbiana.

787
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,140
- JANE: Aw.
- COOPER: Hakuna usumbufu, sisi tu.

788
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,924
(ANACHEKA) Na keki.

789
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,980
Lo, Mtu Mkubwa. Tulia hapo
na frosting hiyo ya butterscotch.

790
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,940
Je! sana? Naam, unajua nini?

791
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,780
Kwa kweli hautapenda ninachofanya
na vinyunyizio vya upinde wa mvua.

792
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,780
- Njoo sasa! Hapana! Naipenda!
- Je! Hapana!

793
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,660
Hapa inakuja monster ya kunyunyiza!

794
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,410
- (KUKUA)
- (KUCHEKEA)

795
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,041
Mheshimiwa Rais.

796
00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,700
(AMEFUNGWA) Ndiyo, Jennifer.

797
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,940
Tumepokea maambukizi ya kigeni
kutoka kwa "Nyama ya Ng'ombe iko wapi?" mwanamke.

798
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,060
(KWA KIgugumizi) Alisema nini?

799
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,380
Awali ya yote, aliuliza
nyama ya ng'ombe ilikuwa wapi.

800
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,460
Kisha akasema kwamba vita ijayo
ilikuwa kesho machweo.

801
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,060
5130' 29" latitudo. 09' 42" longitudo.

802
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,207
Hiyo iko wapi?

803
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,605
Nenda! Nenda! Nenda! Sogeza! Sogeza! Sogeza!

804
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,681
(GRUNTS)

805
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,445
Futa eneo!

806
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,500
Mengi yako, njoo! Isogeze!

807
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,180
Nikasema, sogea!

808
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,820
- Ni nini basi, mwenzangu?
- Hey, nimepata hii. Habari.

809
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,180
Sisi ni Wamarekani.

810
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,340
SEAL zetu za Navy zilipewa ruhusa
na serikali yako

811
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,260
kujiandaa
kwa uvamizi wa nje,

812
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,842
ambayo tunaamini yatatokea kwa haya
kuratibu kwa takriban dakika 60.

813
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,166
Tunapiga 'biashara ya bia.

814
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,648
Oh, sawa, basi.
Vunja mguu, basi, ndio?

815
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,340
Lo, waa, wa. Hiyo ilikuwa nini jamani?
Kwa nini ulimdanganya?

816
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,125
Ninajaribu kutosababisha
hofu kamili, Yank.

817
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:21,961
Na wewe...

818
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,522
Sitaki kusikia
neno lingine kutoka kwako. Sawa?

819
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,965
Wewe walkin 'wiener kanzu.

820
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,802
Kanzu ya wiener ni nini?

821
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,648
(VIINGIRI VILIVYO)

822
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,041
Mheshimiwa Waziri Mkuu, siwezi kukushukuru
inatosha kwa ushirikiano wako katika hili.

823
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,700
Lakini bila shaka, Je!

824
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,060
Kweli, ninaamini kwa makubaliano
ya nguvu zetu

825
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,891
tunaweza duff up jiggery-pokery
ya wadudu hawa

826
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,809
na kuwarudisha kwa dharau

827
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,180
kwa anga yenye kupasuka
walitoka wapi!

828
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,281
Najua, sawa?

829
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,160
Piga kelele!

830
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,321
(ANACHEKEA)

831
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,004
(LAINI) Sijui alichosema hivi punde.

832
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,008
Nataka tu kuigusa.

833
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:07,770
Rahisi na mizinga hiyo nyepesi, waungwana.
Hatuna chelezo zozote.

834
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,580
Hizi bunduki za ray zitafanya kazi, Van Patten?

835
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,060
Hatukuwa na njia ya kuwajaribu, bwana.

836
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,740
Lakini mifano yetu ya kompyuta inaonyesha
uwezekano mkubwa wa ufanisi.

837
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,460
"Uwezekano mkubwa"? Unatuma wanaume wangu
katika vita na sheria zisizojaribiwa?

838
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,723
Nilikuwa na siku mbili za kufanya mambo
haijawahi kufanyika hapo awali kwenye sayari hii, bwana.

839
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,521
Kumbuka tu
unazungumza na nani, missy.

840
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,580
HILL: Sawa!

841
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:31,208
Mtu yeyote ambaye hahitaji kuwa hapa,
nifuate kwenye eneo la usaidizi.

842
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,690
Hiyo ina maana nyinyi wawili wanaojisokota chuchu.

843
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,567
Isogeze!

844
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,206
Halo, Kanali. Usijali.
Watafanya kazi.

845
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,780
Jeshi la Marekani lilishambuliwa
na Rais Cooper anafanya nini?

846
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,020
Wakosoaji wake wanasema, "Hakuna."

847
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,260
Hiyo si kweli kabisa.
Alitengeneza keki.

848
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,283
Hapana, kwa sababu mimi ndiye mnyama wa kunyunyiza!

849
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,084
- Wewe ni monster wangu wa kunyunyiza!
- (KUKUA)

850
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,287
(COOPER AKICHEZA KWENYE TV)

851
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,721
- Wacha tuweke hiyo pause, Sean.
- Asante.

852
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,051
- Zima.
- (INAsafisha KOO)

853
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,891
Samahani, Will.

854
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,020
Nilitaka tu kutumia wakati mzuri
na mke.

855
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,500
Oh, ninaelewa.

856
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,620
Mume wangu alisema kweli kwamba hatufanyi
tumia wakati pamoja kama tulivyozoea,

857
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:18,460
kwa hivyo nilimpeleka kwa moja ya hizo, um,
studio za ufinyanzi jifanyie mwenyewe.

858
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,406
Na alinifanya kuwa "Sexiest Sexiest World
Waziri Mkuu" kikombe cha kahawa.

859
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,810
Kweli, labda anaona kitu hicho
hakuna mtu mwingine anayefanya, unajua. (ANACHEKEA)

860
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,401
(INAONDOA KOO)

861
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,602
Kitu chochote, Kanali Van Patten?

862
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,321
Ni kimya cha kutisha, Mheshimiwa Rais.

863
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:43,980
Ikiwa ni Wavamizi wa Nafasi,

864
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,081
Nilifikiria tu kitu
Ninapaswa kusema...

865
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,009
Tafadhali rudi kwenye eneo la usaidizi!

866
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,260
Sawa, lakini kuna muundo 5 pamoja na 1,
sawa?

867
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,842
Ikiwa tunakuhitaji, tunajua mahali pa kukupata.
Sawa?

868
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,325
Sasa, bugger off.

869
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,291
Jaji wa damu.

870
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,050
Ni Centipede.

871
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,740
Sawa, wavulana! Fanya hasa
tulichozungumza!

872
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,060
Risasi kila centipede kutoka kichwa chini!

873
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:53,051
Usimpige katikati
au atagawanyika vipande viwili!

874
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,180
Hapana! Hapana! Si tulisema tu
usimgawe katikati?

875
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,460
Risasi kwa kichwa!

876
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,688
Mambo ya uyoga yapo njiani!

877
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,888
Unapiga vitu vya uyoga!
Kama mchezo!

878
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,121
Jamani, kila wakati anapiga uyoga,
atabadili mwelekeo!

879
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,420
Mungu wangu! Utapata muundo tafadhali
na kutarajia!

880
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,540
Sijui mifumo!

881
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,483
Sajenti Duff! saa 12!

882
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:37,721
(ANAKUA)

883
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,445
(ANAUGUA)

884
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,641
(GASPS)

885
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,006
(SNARLING)

886
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,246
Ni aina gani ya kuzimu
bia ni biashara hii?

887
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:58,408
Nikisema ni biashara ya bia,
ni biashara ya bia ya umwagaji damu.

888
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,410
Rudisha punda wako mzuri hapa, Yank!

889
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,340
- (WOTE WA KUSHANGILIA)
- Mshtuko na mshangao, mtoto!

890
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,180
Alama ya juu, takataka za kigeni!

891
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,740
Umechanganyikiwa na sayari mbaya!

892
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,820
Kutoka Mwisho wa Ardhi hadi John o'Groats!

893
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,366
- Unasema nini kuzimu?
- Sijui!

894
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,220
(BRENNER GUNTS)

895
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:47,260
Habari, Ludlow! Kunyakua kanuni mwanga!
Ondoka hapa sasa! Nahitaji msaada wako!

896
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,860
Mimi? Hapana! Niangalie! Ninaonekana kitamu!

897
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,420
Wataniinua kama kiasi kidogo cha nafasi!

898
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,521
<font color="

899
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:56,020
BRNNER: Ni ngazi ya pili!

900
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,407
Sisi pekee ndio tunaweza kufanya hivi!

901
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,363
Haya! Wewe ni Mtoto wa Ajabu!

902
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,484
Huna mamlaka
kusambaza silaha hapa, Bw. Brenner!

903
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,131
Mheshimiwa Rais?

904
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,882
Wacha wajinga wachukue nafasi.

905
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,020
VIOLET: Hiyo ilikuwa nini, bwana?

906
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,407
Wacha wajinga wachukue nafasi!

907
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,724
Wacha wajinga wachukue nafasi!

908
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,805
Haki ya Brenner.

909
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,810
Mimi ni Mtoto wa Ajabu.

910
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,050
(KUFANYA KAZI KWA KUCHEZA WIKIENDI)

911
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:36,700
Kila mtu anatazama kuona
utafanya nini

912
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:41,044
Kila mtu anakutazama, oh

913
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,420
Hii ndiyo bora zaidi, huh?

914
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,570
Sijawahi kuwa na furaha na hai zaidi!

915
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,001
(BRENNER ANACHEKA)

916
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,460
Kila mtu anajaribu kuifanya iwe sawa

917
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,260
Ipate sawa

918
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,682
Kila mtu anafanya kazi kwa wikendi

919
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,041
(PINGING)

920
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,940
Kila mtu anataka romance mpya

921
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,280
(ANAPELEKA)

922
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,940
Kila mtu anaenda kwenye mwisho wa kina

923
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,725
Sawa. Mnaweza kuachiana sasa.

924
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,260
Kila mtu anahitaji nafasi ya pili

925
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,740
Oh

926
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:24,260
Unataka kipande cha moyo wangu?

927
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,488
Sawa, maliza hilo.
Nitamaliza hii.

928
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,401
(MATAIRI YANANYOZA)

929
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,966
Miaka 30 imepita tangu nikupige teke,
na itatokea tena!

930
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,129
(WATU WANAPIGA MAYOWE)

931
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,521
(MAkelele)

932
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,651
Kwa mikono!

933
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,571
Tuipeleke mbele.

934
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,930
Kisha uirudishe.

935
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,930
- Furahia!
- BRENNER: Halo!

936
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,601
Njoo hapa!

937
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:08,801
<font color="

938
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,081
Wewe mdogo ... (GRUNTS)

939
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,580
Wewe ni nani, bwana?

940
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,650
Mwanangu, mimi ni mpotevu tu
ambaye ni mzuri katika michezo ya video ya zamani.

941
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,441
Naam, asante Mungu kwa hilo.

942
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,961
- Vinywaji ni juu ya serikali ya Marekani!
- (WOTE WA KUSHANGILIA)

943
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,860
Ambayo ni kuficha ukweli

944
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,440
kuhusu piramidi ya zamani
chini ya Bwawa la Hoover!

945
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,100
Unajua, uko sawa, Brenner.

946
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,123
Wewe ni sawa pia, snobby.

947
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,860
Utauguza usiku kucha,
au utaanza kumpiga lini?

948
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,361
Tunawaangamiza wapiganaji wachache wa kigeni,
bia ni sawa.

949
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,660
Tunashinda uvamizi kamili wa mgeni,

950
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,604
Ninawaza kitu
nguvu kidogo.

951
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,580
- Mmm-hmm.
- Hapana.

952
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,860
Unanipa changamoto kweli
kukunywa chini ya meza?

953
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:58,900
- Umeipata.
- Oh!

954
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,968
Sina hakika unaweza, rafiki.

955
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,780
Nilikuwa mmiliki wa rekodi ya vodka
katika darasa langu huko West Point.

956
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,100
Kweli, wakati mmoja nilikunywa
Vinywaji 15 vya maziwa huko Denny,

957
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,884
kwa hivyo tutaona kitakachotokea.

958
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,540
- Wachezaji wangu wako wapi, huh?
<font color="

959
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,820
Inaonekana umepoteza muda wote
tulipokuwa watoto hatimaye tulilipa.

960
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,740
- Ndio, mtoto.
- Sawa, huh?

961
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,047
Mheshimiwa, naomba nipate heshima
ya kukumiminia baridi?

962
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,404
Rais hawezi kuonekana akinywa pombe
wakati wa shida.

963
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,780
Kwa hivyo hakuna mtu anayeangalia!

964
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,769
- Hiyo ndiyo. Angalia mbali!
- (WOTE WA KUSHANGILIA)

965
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,220
MR. ROARKE: (Kwenye TV, KWA LAFUTI YA KIHISPANIA)
Wakazi wa Dunia.

966
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,881
Hongera,
umeshinda vita hii.

967
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:37,529
Tafadhali ukubali mmoja wa wapiganaji wetu
kama kombe la ushindi wako.

968
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:41,361
(ANACHEKA)

969
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,001
(KUBAKI)

970
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:45,921
Aw.

971
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,580
(KWA LAKINI YA KIFARANSA)
Changamoto inayofuata haitakuwa rahisi.

972
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,620
Maelezo yatatumwa
kupitia ishara hii hivi karibuni

973
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:55,520
Kumbuka, bado tunaongoza
vita viwili kwa moja.

974
00:51:56,200 --> 00:52:00,260
Hasara moja zaidi kwako itamaanisha
maangamizi ya ulimwengu wako.

975
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,966
Bahati nzuri na sayari bora itashinda.

976
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,647
<font color="

977
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,206
Turudi kazini.

978
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,140
Tunapaswa kuwapata nyie
tayari kwa vita yako ijayo.

979
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,620
Vita? Sisi? Huh?

980
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,290
Hii ni kama jambo la kawaida sasa?

981
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,210
Kumbuka nilipokuambia hivyo
ulikusudiwa kitu zaidi maishani?

982
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:17,540
Ndiyo.

983
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,300
Hii inaweza kuwa, rafiki.

984
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,300
Hakuna mtu bora kuliko wewe.

985
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:22,380
LUDLOW: Naam,

986
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,881
(HUVUTA KWA KALI) si katika kila mchezo.

987
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,131
Hapana. Hapana! Kamwe haitatokea.

988
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,406
Unajua, yuko sawa, Brenner.

989
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,080
Hata hatujui
kampata wapi huyo mjinga!

990
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,283
(WALIOA WALIOZAA)

991
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,140
VIOLET: Eddie Plant.
Kuolewa na talaka mara nne,

992
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:43,740
alitangaza kufilisika mnamo 1991 na 2004.

993
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,140
Mnamo 2005, alikamatwa
kudukua makampuni ya simu za mkononi

994
00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:48,481
na kuongeza moja ya ada hizo unazoona
kwenye bili yako kila mwezi,

995
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,260
- lakini sijui ni nini.
- Ni mjinga gani.

996
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,460
Imetengenezwa takriban milioni 50
kabla ya kuhukumiwa na kuhukumiwa

997
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,449
hadi miaka 20 jela.

998
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,740
Walinzi, nitoe hapa.

999
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,220
Ni kwamba muuaji wa Centipede.

1000
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,500
Natumai hataniangusha
na bunduki yake ya anga.

1001
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,060
Habari yako Eddie?

1002
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,020
'Sup, Nafasi ya Pili?

1003
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,380
Lo! Na msaidizi wako hapa,

1004
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,766
Presi-donut.

1005
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,380
Sikujua unaweza kuwa nayo
ukadiriaji wa idhini ni mbaya sana.

1006
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,340
- Sawa, angalia, Eddie, hii ndio tunayohitaji.
- EDDIE: Najua unachohitaji.

1007
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,540
Unahitaji Fire Blaster.

1008
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:24,900
Moto Blaster ni nani?

1009
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,731
Mimi. Hilo ndilo jina langu la utani, mikate ya sukari.

1010
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,580
Oh, ndiyo. Hiyo ni kweli.
Ile uliyojitengenezea mwenyewe.

1011
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,220
Ndiyo. Nani anajali ni nani aliyeunda?

1012
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,900
Ni tubular kabisa!

1013
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:34,980
Ndiyo.

1014
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:40,060
Unaona, hii ndiyo sababu sidhani
Ninaweza kuwa na Brenner kwenye timu yangu.

1015
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,700
Kwa kweli yeye si mchezaji.

1016
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,460
Vunja mfuko wa robo.
Chagua mchezo. Nitakuangamiza kwa hilo.

1017
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,528
Lo, nitachagua mchezo, sawa.

1018
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,126
(GIBBERING)

1019
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,380
- Sawa. Ninaondoka.
- Hapana, hapana, hapana. Haya, hapa, njoo.

1020
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:52,561
Keti chini.

1021
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:55,380
Sawa, badala ya kutusaidia,

1022
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:59,326
Mimi binafsi nitazungumza na bodi ya parole
kuhusu kupunguza sentensi yako.

1023
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,642
- Kupita.
- Kupita?

1024
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,100
Mpango huo haufanyi kazi kwa Eddie Plant.

1025
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,488
Unataka msaada wa Fire Blaster,
ana mahitaji fulani.

1026
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,080
Mahitaji?

1027
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:22,402
Bifocal Blaster iko hapa, kwa njia.

1028
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,660
Nataka kisiwa.

1029
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,900
Ee Mungu wangu.

1030
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,820
Kuna visiwa 18,617 vilivyoitwa

1031
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,420
ambazo ni sehemu ya Marekani
na maeneo yake.

1032
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:37,740
Bila kutaja
wengi wasio na majina,

1033
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,684
kama yule anayeitwa Edwahii hivi karibuni.

1034
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,565
Mmm. Hupati kisiwa.

1035
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,500
Kisha nataka msamaha kamili.
Nataka kutoka hapa kwa uzuri.

1036
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,524
Na baada ya mimi kufanya,
Sitaki kulipa ushuru kama,

1037
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,700
milele.

1038
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,860
Na hakuna ushuru wa mauzo.
Ikiwa ninataka kununua, kwa mfano, gum,

1039
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,700
Nataka kuniangazia kadi
ambayo inasema "Niliokoa ulimwengu."

1040
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,929
Sina budi kulipa
hakuna ushuru wa shitballs kwenye gum.

1041
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,260
Na ninataka helikopta ya shambulio la siri,
kama wanaruka juu ya Super Bowl

1042
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,340
kwa uwezo wangu, wakati wote.

1043
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,124
Unajua, ili niweze kuruka pande zote.

1044
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,562
Ikiwa ulimwengu bado uko hapa,
Sitaki tena kushughulikia trafiki.

1045
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,171
Na mwisho,

1046
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,847
Nataka uweke mipangilio
mkutano wa kimapenzi

1047
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,300
kati yangu,
Serena Williams na Martha Stewart

1048
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,860
katika chumba cha kulala cha Lincoln.

1049
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:29,124
Nambari moja. Hupati helikopta
au aina yoyote ya gari la kuruka au linaloendesha.

1050
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,561
Namba mbili.
Nina hakika serikali ya shirikisho

1051
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,140
unaweza kufanya bila kodi yako ya mapato
na kuwa sawa.

1052
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:38,740
Na nambari tatu.
Ukitusaidia kushinda mambo haya,

1053
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,808
Nadhani tunaweza kukutoa hapa.

1054
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,526
Na sandwich ya Martha-Serena?

1055
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,060
Chagua mmoja wao. Tutaweka kahawa.

1056
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,924
Serena Williams. Na tumefungwa.

1057
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,321
(SIMU YA SERIKALI INATETEMEKA)

1058
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:53,921
Hujambo?

1059
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,691
Ninaelewa.

1060
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,020
Inatokea usiku wa leo.

1061
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:01,180
Wapi?

1062
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:02,281
Jiji la New York.

1063
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,580
Lo! Fuhgeddaboutit!

1064
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,650
Lo, lo, lo, lo! (ANACHEKEA)

1065
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,020
Habari, Apple Kubwa.

1066
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,851
- Jeshi la wapanda farasi limefika.
- (WATU WANASHANGILIA)

1067
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,060
Asante kwa kuja.

1068
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:42,260
Tumeona jinsi nyie
alitunza centipedes.

1069
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,060
Tunatumaini unaweza kufanya vivyo hivyo kwa ajili yetu.

1070
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,845
Tunatumaini hivyo pia.
Kweli, tunashughulika na nini?

1071
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:48,851
Hapa.

1072
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,729
Rookie, waambie tu ulichoona.

1073
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,580
Ilikuwa mbaya sana.

1074
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:59,180
Ilikuwa kama moja ya sinema hizo za monster,
unajua?

1075
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:00,340
Lakini wakati huu

1076
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,940
(ANANONG'ONA) yule mnyama alikuwa kweli.

1077
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,963
Na huyu mnyama alikuwa nani?

1078
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,740
Pac-Man.

1079
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,740
Pac-Man? Bomu. Hiyo ni jam yangu.

1080
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,740
Hebu tupate mizinga nyepesi
na mrudishe mnyonyaji huyu

1081
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,260
kwa sayari yoyote iliyotoka.

1082
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,740
Hapana! Hapana, mizinga nyepesi
usiue Pac-Man.

1083
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,300
Mizimu hiyo ndogo hufanya.

1084
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,780
Boom! Hebu tuletee mizuka kidogo.

1085
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,484
Unataka mizimu?

1086
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,530
Ana mizimu.

1087
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,420
Tulitumia uwanja wa nguvu wa nishati
teknolojia kutoka kwa mchemraba

1088
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,420
kutengeneza jenereta nne za mini
kwa kila gari.

1089
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:39,487
Mizimu.

1090
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,860
Tunaziita moduli za mashambulizi za XM950.

1091
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,500
- (VIPIGO)
- Sawa na tunawaita Mini Ghosts

1092
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,060
maana hatutakumbuka kamwe
ulichosema hivi punde.

1093
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,481
Kwa nini kuna wanne kati yao?
Tupo watatu tu. Nani wetu wa nne?

1094
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,402
Naomba nikutambulishe
Profesa Toru Iwatani.

1095
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,564
Muundaji wa Pac-Man.

1096
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,561
(ANAONGEA KIJAPANI)

1097
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,140
Unazungumza Kijapani?

1098
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,571
Hapana.

1099
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,940
Bwana, ni heshima iliyoje.

1100
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,327
Asante kwa furaha yote
ulileta maishani mwetu.

1101
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:21,880
Kushangaza.

1102
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,565
Nimeufanya mchezo wako kuwa mcheshi wangu.

1103
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,100
A. ni nini

1104
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,420
"huyu"?

1105
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,124
Usijali kuhusu hilo. Yeye ni mhalifu.

1106
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,540
(MIBOFYO YA SEATBELT)

1107
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,540
- Uko sawa?
- Ndio.

1108
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,980
Sawa, sasa, ikizingatiwa wanacheza kwa sheria
ya mchezo kama walivyofanya na Centipede,

1109
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,926
mkipiga Pac-Man mara tatu
kwa uwanja huu wa nishati, tunashinda.

1110
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,163
Ludlow yuko kulia. Una harufu nzuri.

1111
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,810
- Bahati nzuri.
- Ndio.

1112
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,487
(WALIOA WALIOZAA)

1113
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,820
Waungwana, nitatuma
Kuratibu za sasa za Pac-Man

1114
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,604
kwa kila GPS ya gari lako.

1115
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,131
Wacha tupate na tuondoe.

1116
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,606
Haya, nyie.

1117
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,730
(WATU WANAKOSEA)

1118
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,244
(MATAIRI YANANYOZA)

1119
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,002
Pac-Man ni mtu mbaya?

1120
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:42,801
(MWANAUME ANAGONGA)

1121
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,849
Pac-Man sio mbaya!

1122
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,842
Nilimuumba ili kuleta furaha
kwa watu wote wa dunia.

1123
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,206
Wamemwaga bongo!

1124
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:57,651
Ndani kabisa, yeye ni mkarimu, mpole.

1125
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:02,202
Mtu ambaye unaweza kumwambia shida zako
au kunyakua hamburger na.

1126
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:08,880
Utaona.

1127
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,420
Profesa Iwatani, rudi kwenye gari!

1128
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,460
Profesa Iwatani, unafanya nini?

1129
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:20,006
Nitazungumza naye. Yeye ni mwanangu!

1130
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,491
Hapana, hilo ni wazo mbaya.

1131
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:30,525
Habari,

1132
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,208
mvulana wangu mtamu.

1133
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,003
Angalia jinsi ulivyokua mkubwa!

1134
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,569
Ninajivunia wewe.

1135
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,367
Ni tamu sana. Yeye ni mtamu sana.

1136
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,620
Lakini mambo haya yote ya uharibifu
unafanya,

1137
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,006
ni makosa.

1138
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,444
Mimi ni baba yako.

1139
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:54,760
Najua

1140
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,406
wewe ni mvulana mzuri.

1141
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:01,921
(BEEPS)

1142
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:03,980
(ANAPELEKA)

1143
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,206
Hapana!

1144
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,364
Mtu amuue huyu bwege!

1145
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:16,761
Hiyo ilikuwa baadhi inaendelea
Mambo ya Pinocchio-Geppetto hapo hapo.

1146
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,601
(MWANAMKE ANAPIGA MAYOWE)

1147
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,291
Sawa, walioshindwa!

1148
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:23,491
- Ni tatu kwa moja.
- (KUFUFUA ENGINE)

1149
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:24,921
Hebu tupige.

1150
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,290
(MATAIRI YANANYOZA)

1151
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:46,961
(ANAPELEKA)

1152
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,802
Pac-Man ina kasi kuliko ninavyokumbuka.

1153
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,300
Pac-Man imekuwa haraka kila wakati
kuliko mizimu.

1154
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,562
Tutalazimika kumshinda punda wake.

1155
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:10,201
(KUGONGA ILIYOJIRI)

1156
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,363
EDDIE: Wonderfro,
wewe na Medali ya Fedha mtaachana.

1157
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:20,488
Nitabaki na Big Yellow.

1158
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,163
(MCHEZO PINGING)

1159
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,482
VIOLET: Lo, Eddie,
ulifanyaje haraka hivyo?

1160
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,523
Maana mimi ndiye bingwa,
Luteni Miguu Mirefu.

1161
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,041
<font color="

1162
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,321
Hapana!

1163
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:37,961
Kuna nini?

1164
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,010
Oh, ndio!

1165
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:48,940
(WOTE WASHANGILIA)

1166
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,180
Nzuri, Eddie.

1167
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:51,520
(HUPUMUA)

1168
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,420
BRENNER: (JUU YA REDIO) Moja chini.

1169
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,567
Mbili kwenda!

1170
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:57,841
(MATAIRI YANANYOZA)

1171
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,420
Sawa, Pac-Man Namba Mbili

1172
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:04,251
imeundwa upya mitaa minne tu
kuelekea kaskazini.

1173
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:07,900
Geuka mashariki kwenye makutano yanayofuata.

1174
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,001
Brenner, nenda moja kwa moja.

1175
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,260
Nimeipata.

1176
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:11,964
<font color="
- (MATAYARI YANANYOZA)

1177
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:16,050
Eddie, kwenye makutano yanayofuata,
pinduka kushoto.

1178
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,260
LUDLOW: Tumempata!

1179
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,203
Hana pa kwenda!

1180
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,561
(MATAIRI YANANYOZA)

1181
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,127
Ee Mungu. Hapana!

1182
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:29,300
"Oh, Mungu. Hapana," je!

1183
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,660
Alikula pellet ya nguvu.

1184
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:33,127
Pac-Man ana sekunde 10
ambapo anaweza kula sisi.

1185
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:37,885
Kwa nini mimi?

1186
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,420
Ee Mungu. Usinile,
usinile, usile.

1187
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,931
Tafadhali, tafadhali, usile!

1188
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,206
<font color="

1189
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,540
Jamani! Msaada!

1190
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,768
Nitakufa nikiwa bikira!

1191
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,081
(ANAPELEKA)

1192
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,611
Kwa nini unanifanyia hivi?

1193
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,483
Umevurugwa akili!

1194
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:23,166
Wewe ni mvulana mzuri!

1195
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,442
Ludlow, kukimbia! Piga miguu yako! Nenda, mtoto!

1196
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:27,241
(MATAIRI YANANYOZA)

1197
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,970
- (WOTE WA KUSHANGILIA)
- Attaboy, Eddie!

1198
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:36,160
(ANACHEKEA)
Umechomwa na moto, hongera.

1199
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:37,620
Uh-ha.

1200
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:38,721
(VITU)

1201
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,968
<font color="

1202
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,801
Alipataje kuzimu
huko haraka sana?

1203
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:46,841
Njia ya kwenda, bingwa.

1204
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,367
Je, hufurahi kwamba ulinikuza,
Nafasi ya Pili?

1205
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,500
Ndio, kufurahishwa.

1206
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,206
Moja zaidi ya kwenda na ni saa ya furaha.

1207
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,531
Kwa hivyo nadhani wananiacha tu hapa.

1208
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:15,161
Sasa ni wakati wa hat trick.

1209
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:23,731
(ANAPELEKA)

1210
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:28,327
Lo!

1211
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,300
Brenner, ni juu yako.

1212
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,940
Bado kuna wengine watatu
pellets za nguvu huko nje.

1213
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:34,530
Kwa hiyo kaa macho.

1214
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:35,801
Nimepata hii.

1215
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:37,900
Nisipofanya hivyo,

1216
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,684
dunia inaisha.

1217
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,365
Haiwezi kuruhusu hilo kutokea.

1218
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,682
Njoo, Brenner. Njoo.

1219
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,371
(MATAIRI YANANYOZA)

1220
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:52,220
Brenner, anakuongoza moja kwa moja
kuelekea moja ya pellets za nguvu.

1221
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:53,765
Ondoka hapo.

1222
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,641
(BRAKES CREECHING)

1223
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:02,681
Moja.

1224
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:04,361
Anafanya nini jamani?

1225
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:06,780
Mbili.

1226
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:10,140
VIOLET: Jamani, Brenner.
Nina mtoto wa kiume ambaye ningependa kumuona akiwa mtu mzima.

1227
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,049
Tatu. Utamwona kijana wako akikua.

1228
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,420
Nne.

1229
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,251
Brenner, toka nje! Atakula wewe!

1230
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,447
Tano.

1231
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:26,001
Sita.

1232
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:29,087
Saba.

1233
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,326
Nane.

1234
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:34,841
Tisa.

1235
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,247
Kumi.

1236
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,761
<font color="
- (PAC-MAN AKIWA NGUVU CHINI)

1237
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:50,980
(WOTE WASHANGILIA)

1238
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:54,289
Ulifanya hivyo! Brenner!
Huyo ndiye, mtoto!

1239
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,090
(WOTE WASHANGILIA)

1240
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,806
(ANACHEKEA)

1241
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:06,805
MTU: Yuko hapa!

1242
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,728
(WATU WANASHANGILIA)

1243
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,202
(KUPIGWA KWA PEMBE)

1244
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,850
(HAIWEZEKANI)

1245
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,327
<font color="

1246
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:35,940
LUDLOW: Hey, guys!

1247
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:38,820
Pole. Kupitia.
Mimi ni mmoja wa mashujaa wa usiku wa leo. Pole.

1248
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:40,001
Habari!

1249
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:41,367
(LAINI) Halo.

1250
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,200
Iangalie.

1251
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,925
Nadhani labda nimepata
kombe letu lijalo.

1252
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,603
(MUMBING)

1253
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,651
Ni Q*bert.

1254
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:55,007
Ndio, najua! Najua.

1255
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,100
Je, ninaweza kuua?

1256
01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:58,326
Hapana!

1257
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:01,563
Hebu tumfahamu kidogo.
Muulize maswali.

1258
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:02,900
Na kisha tutamuua.

1259
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,047
Huh?

1260
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,411
- Ninatania. Tu kuweka blanketi juu yake.
- Q*BERT: Kwaheri.

1261
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:08,940
- Mheshimiwa Rais!
- Mheshimiwa Rais!

1262
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,260
- Ndiyo, Hal.
- HAL: Mheshimiwa Rais,

1263
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,900
ukadiriaji wako wa kuidhinisha umeongezeka mara tatu
tangu mgogoro huu uanze.

1264
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:17,020
Je! unahisi hapo awali
sanguine causata

1265
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:19,327
wanafuatilia kuelekea
denouement nzuri?

1266
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:22,580
MWANDISHI: Lo, nyamaza, Hal.

1267
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:25,445
Unatumia maneno makubwa tu
kujaribu kumfanya aonekane mjinga.

1268
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:29,211
Tunakupenda Mheshimiwa Rais.
Asante kwa kutuokoa.

1269
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,300
Tafadhali, usinishukuru.

1270
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:35,882
Ni Sam Brenner na timu yake ambao wana
ilitufikisha hapa kwenye ukingo wa ushindi.

1271
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:38,242
Na tunaelewa
unashikilia soirée kwa heshima yao.

1272
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,848
Je, hilo ni wazo zuri wakati shambulio lingine
inaweza kuwa karibu?

1273
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,140
COOPER: Hakuna haja ya kuwa na wasiwasi.

1274
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:46,180
Watakuwa wamevaa sare zao za Arcader
chini ya miiko yao,

1275
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,362
tayari kwenda kwa taarifa ya muda mfupi.

1276
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:50,220
Na kwa kumbukumbu, Hal,

1277
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:53,369
Mimi kutokea kujua
maneno mengi kati ya hayo yalimaanisha nini.

1278
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:57,700
Nilikunywa sanguine chache za baridi
katika safari yangu ya mwisho kwenda Mexico.

1279
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:58,780
(WOTE WANACHEKA)

1280
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:00,609
Bite juu ya hilo, Hal!

1281
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,724
WOTE: (WAKIIMBA) Wewe! Wewe! Wewe! Wewe! Wewe!

1282
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:08,481
(HUZIMA TV)

1283
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,722
Sijui itakuwa mbaya zaidi.

1284
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:15,085
Wameshindwa,

1285
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,140
ama kweli wanavuta hii.

1286
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,620
MWANAMKE: Hiyo ilikuwa nini, Jim?

1287
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:22,087
Je, unaweza kunyamaza kwa sekunde tano?

1288
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,780
Tunahitaji kuongeza kasi ya moto.

1289
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,929
Sasa tayari umehesabu
kwamba katika akili yako nzuri, si wewe?

1290
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,768
BRENNER: Hakuna
wimbo au sababu ya mchezo huu.

1291
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:39,140
Ninamaanisha, mifumo iko wapi?
Anashambulia tu nje ya uwanja wa kushoto.

1292
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:42,289
Sampuli? Ndio maana ulikuwa mzuri sana
na Pac-Man na Centipede?

1293
01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:43,780
Umekariri mifumo?

1294
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:45,660
Ndiyo. Njia pekee ya kushinda mambo haya.

1295
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:48,820
Hesabu risasi, hesabu kasi,
punguza nambari.

1296
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,180
Je, furaha iko wapi katika hilo?

1297
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:52,009
Loo, kijana. Kwa nini? Unafanya nini?

1298
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:55,164
Lazima ujifanye wewe ndiye mtu
na hutaki kufa.

1299
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:58,860
Ndio, hiyo inasikika nzuri,
lakini haitafanya kazi kila wakati.

1300
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,167
Naam, ndiyo sababu unayo
kitufe chako cha kuweka upya.

1301
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:03,642
Ndio, hatukuwa na watu hao waliokua.

1302
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,060
Mchezo mkali zaidi ambao nimewahi kuona.

1303
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,820
Sidhani ni afya kwako.

1304
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,060
Ni sawa. Ninaweza kuishughulikia.

1305
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:12,447
Hapana, sizungumzi na wewe.
Ninazungumza na kijana wa nyumbani.

1306
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:16,327
(KUTETEMEKA) Damu nyingi sana!

1307
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,007
Ndiyo. Habari.
Unajua nini kitakachokufurahisha?

1308
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:20,900
- Mpira wa jibini.
- Q*BERT: Ndiyo.

1309
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,001
Huh?

1310
01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:23,645
Njoo, nyonya moja.

1311
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:25,970
- (GULPS)
- Chukua wachache.

1312
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:31,203
Hiyo ilikuwa laini.
(KUCHEKA) Hiyo ilikuwa laini sana.

1313
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:33,140
Unajua, tunapaswa
mfanyie mazoezi.

1314
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:35,004
Labda mtupe
kwenye trampoline kwa muda kidogo?

1315
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:37,380
Q*BERT: Trampoline!
Trampoline! Trampoline!

1316
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:38,900
Sawa. Vipi mimi na yeye tufanye hivyo

1317
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,049
huku ukienda kumuuliza mama yangu
kwa mpira kesho usiku?

1318
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:44,647
Kwa bahati mbaya,
Sivutiwi na mama yako.

1319
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,490
Q*BERT: Bullcrap.

1320
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,210
Uko sahihi, niko. Sawa.

1321
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:49,850
Hapa. Maliza haya.

1322
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,205
- Unakuwa mzito.
- (Q*BERT ANACHUNGA)

1323
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:55,966
- Habari.
- (Q*BERT ANALUKA)

1324
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:57,687
Habari.

1325
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,161
Hivyo...

1326
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:02,526
Hivyo...

1327
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:03,881
Q*BERT: Lo!

1328
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:06,841
(ANACHEKA)

1329
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:10,700
Pole!

1330
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,962
Q*BERT: Tena! Tena! Tena! Tena!

1331
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:17,740
Kwa hivyo ninahisi kuwajibika kufanya
kuonekana kwa jambo hilo kesho usiku.

1332
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,620
Nilikuwa nikishangaa, ulipofika,

1333
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:23,420
ikiwezekana ungependa kubarizi
na mimi nikiwa huko?

1334
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,726
- Kama tarehe?
- Kama tarehe, lakini ...

1335
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:25,860
- Ooh!
- Ndio.

1336
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:27,380
Sijui kuhusu hilo.

1337
01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:29,780
Mimi ni mkorofi.
Nina matatizo ya akili, kwa hiyo...

1338
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:32,060
Kweli, unajua, uko na unafanya,

1339
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,686
lakini niko tayari kupuuza hilo
kwa jioni.

1340
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:36,140
Sawa.

1341
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:37,526
- Utafanya?
- Mmm-hmm.

1342
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,687
(KUCHEZA MUZIKI)

1343
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:52,685
MTU: Tatu, nne.

1344
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:54,291
<font color="

1345
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:58,140
- Asante. Asante.
- Asante.

1346
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,049
Karibu sana, kwa mabadiliko, huh?

1347
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:08,371
Ishushe, Travolta. Ilete chini.

1348
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:14,084
Wanampenda Mtu Mkubwa!
Ni vizuri kuona heshima, rafiki.

1349
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:19,100
Naam, tazama hapa, Serena.

1350
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,680
Walinifanyia karamu kubwa kunishukuru
kwa ajili ya kuokoa dunia.

1351
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,368
Na wewe kupata kusimama
karibu yangu usiku kucha.

1352
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:26,723
- MTU: Champagne, bwana?
- Asante.

1353
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,680
- Waliniahidi kisiwa ikiwa nitafanya hivi.
- Ah.

1354
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,900
Natamani kukutana na mpenzi mpya wa Sam.

1355
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,740
Yeye si kitu.
Ni kitu kidogo tu cha kuning'inia.

1356
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:35,966
Ndio, sawa.

1357
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,685
Je, yeye ni mrembo, Je!

1358
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:40,969
Lo, fafanua mrembo.
Namaanisha, wewe ni mrembo. (ANACHEKEA)

1359
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:43,140
- Mrembo sana.
- Asante.

1360
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:47,340
Yeye, nadhani, kwa maana ya classical
ya neno, ni hakika ... namaanisha, ninahisi ...

1361
01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:49,180
- Brenner, nisaidie hapa.
- Hapana, unafanya vizuri.

1362
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,500
- Endelea.
- Sawa.

1363
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,820
Uh, unajua, yeye, kwa
wanajeshi, hakika.

1364
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:54,921
namaanisha...

1365
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,764
Wewe ni Mama wa Kwanza,

1366
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,365
yeye ni 10.

1367
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:04,966
Habari, Brenner.

1368
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,490
Q*BERT: Hujambo, Brenner.

1369
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:11,488
Samahani kwa sekunde.

1370
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,526
Njoo, Matty. Hebu tucheze!

1371
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,285
Unaonekana mzuri kwenye tux.

1372
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:24,481
Green rasmi
rangi yangu ninayopenda sasa.

1373
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,050
Nina swali kwako.

1374
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:30,380
Rais alisema niko kwenye simu usiku wa leo,
kwa hivyo naweza kunywa nusu tu ya bia.

1375
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:31,540
Um...

1376
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,564
Najua unapenda kunywa
kutoka kwa vikombe vya sippy,

1377
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,170
lakini unataka kupasua chupa na mimi?

1378
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:39,570
- (SNIFFS)
- Nini kilitokea?

1379
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,260
- Umepiga mswaki meno yako.
- Ndiyo! Ndiyo.

1380
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:43,500
Sawa. Ongoza njia.

1381
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:44,761
Umeipata.

1382
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:51,887
(KUIMBA) Karibu katika maisha yako

1383
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:56,740
Hakuna kurudi nyuma

1384
01:13:56,840 --> 01:14:00,700
Hata tunapolala

1385
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:03,020
Tutakupata

1386
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:06,522
Kutenda kwa tabia yako bora

1387
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,887
Basi hebu tusikie kuhusu Sinnamoni.
Anaonekanaje?

1388
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:11,980
- Ee Mungu. Je, unatania?
- Nataka kujua.

1389
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,940
Yeye ni mwizi wa mume
Mwalimu wa Pilates. Yeye ni moto!

1390
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:16,485
- Uh-huh.
- Na kiungo.

1391
01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:18,420
Hiyo haijalishi.

1392
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,568
Ndiyo! Kweli, inafanya.

1393
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:22,540
Yeye si mkamilifu, ingawa, sawa?

1394
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,529
Wasichana kama hao wanaoiba waume,

1395
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,962
daima walipata moja
kitu kibaya nao.

1396
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:28,321
Njoo.

1397
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:31,420
- Paji la uso wake ni kubwa sana?
- (ANACHEKA) Hapana.

1398
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:32,900
- Mole kwenye kidevu?
- Hapana.

1399
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,809
- Pua mbili tofauti?
- Hapana!

1400
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:37,690
Yeye hana dosari.

1401
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:39,246
Yeye ni.

1402
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:43,247
I mean, macho yake.
Sawa, macho yake yako mbali kidogo.

1403
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:46,060
Inaonekana kama flounder.

1404
01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:48,420
- Hiyo hapo! Nzuri.
- (ANACHEKEA)

1405
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:52,020
Kwa hivyo usiku wa leo, mume wako wa zamani wa dopey
nitatazama machoni mwao na kusema,

1406
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,980
"Nilifanya chaguo gani?

1407
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,540
"Nilikuwa nikitazama zaidi
macho mazuri ambayo nimewahi kuona,

1408
01:14:56,640 --> 01:15:00,740
"na sasa nimekwama kutazama"
kwenye sandwich ya Filet o' Fish."

1409
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:02,444
Ulisema tu nina macho mazuri?

1410
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,529
Huku akimtukana kifaranga mwenzie.

1411
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:08,220
Lo! Hiyo ni kweli,
kweli, kweli, nzuri sana.

1412
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:09,651
Asante.

1413
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:14,929
Je! ninaweza kupata baadhi ya hayo? Hapana?
Nilidhani tunagawanyika.

1414
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:17,445
Hooyah!

1415
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:21,620
Nimefurahi sana kuwa karibu tumefaulu

1416
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:25,220
Kwa hiyo huzuni ilibidi waifishe

1417
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:28,460
Kila mtu anataka kuitawala dunia

1418
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,164
(MAONI)

1419
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,180
Wanataka kutawala

1420
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:37,328
Kwa nini wanatenda vibaya hivyo?

1421
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:41,820
Unajua, kila mtu ni kama,

1422
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:44,340
"Brenner huyu" na "Brenner yule."

1423
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:48,331
Lakini usifanye makosa,
Fire Blaster ndiye kiongozi wa kikundi hiki.

1424
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:50,124
Fire Blaster ni nani tena?

1425
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:53,380
Mimi, Serena! Sawa, leme
kata kata tu hapa.

1426
01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:55,420
Fire Blaster amekuwa gerezani
kwa miaka minane.

1427
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:58,126
Hajawa na mwanamke tangu '05.

1428
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:02,460
Uko kwenye wakati wa maisha yako.

1429
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,260
Unafikiria hata kunigusa,
Nitakupiga kupitia ukuta.

1430
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,124
Mmm. Nisingependa kuwa nayo hakuna njia nyingine.

1431
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,082
Alipaswa kwenda na Martha Stewart.

1432
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:16,087
Angalau basi, ningekuwa na panini kitamu
kupikwa kwa ajili yangu au mavi.

1433
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,260
Kwa hiyo, utafanya nini
baada ya haya yote?

1434
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,362
Utarudi kwa Brigade ya Nerd?

1435
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:24,681
Lo!

1436
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,740
Ndio, ndio, ndio.

1437
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,002
Pengine. namaanisha...

1438
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:30,801
Ningefanya nini kingine?

1439
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:33,327
I mean, inaonekana tu kama
mtu mwenye ujuzi wako,

1440
01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:36,569
ingekuwa bora ungevumbua teknolojia
badala ya kuiweka.

1441
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:40,407
Hapana, bila shaka.
Ningependa kufanya kitu tofauti.

1442
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,500
Unajua, nilikuwa na risasi yangu

1443
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,489
nilipokuwa mtoto katika ukumbi wa michezo.

1444
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,201
Lakini

1445
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:48,569
(BONYEZA ULIMI) Niliipuliza.

1446
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:52,084
Ndio, huwa nafikiria labda maisha yangu
ingekuwa tofauti.

1447
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:55,300
Wakati wowote ninapoingia kwenye roll,

1448
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:58,961
au ninahisi kila kitu kinakwenda vizuri,

1449
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:02,804
nyani huyo mkubwa anarusha
pipa lingine kwangu.

1450
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:09,451
Lakini yote ni mazuri. Usijali.

1451
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:10,561
Hooyah.

1452
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,201
Hooyah.

1453
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:17,380
Mabibi na mabwana,
Ninajivunia kutambulisha ujumbe maalum

1454
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:21,121
kwa Arcaders
kutoka kwa wanafunzi wa PS 427

1455
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,250
katika jiji la New York.

1456
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,050
(HADHARA WANAPIGA MAKOFI)

1457
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,767
WATOTO WA KWAYA: New York ilikuwa na matatizo.

1458
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:30,980
Pac-Man alisababisha fujo.

1459
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,580
Lakini Arcades walituokoa.

1460
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:35,603
Maana wao ni mama wabaya...

1461
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:38,130
(Watazamaji WANUNUNGUKA)

1462
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:40,926
Watu wa Dunia,

1463
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:43,481
umekiuka
sheria za vita, dudes.

1464
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,171
Umekiuka sheria?

1465
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:48,881
Kwa sababu hii,
unapoteza na sayari yako sasa ni yetu.

1466
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:54,084
Jamani, baada ya saa 12, tutaanza
uharibifu kamili wa Dunia.

1467
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:59,324
Baada ya hayo, tutaimba hii
kuhusu sayari yako ya thamani.

1468
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:03,700
(ANAIMBA) Ameenda

1469
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,565
Ni bora nijifunze jinsi ya kukabiliana na ...

1470
01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:09,367
- (Watazamaji WANANUNG'UNIA)
- Wanazungumza juu ya nini?

1471
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,650
Unaenda wapi, Fire Blaster?

1472
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:22,780
Ah, mtoto. Lo...

1473
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,281
Nilimwambia Serena
Nilihitaji kupata hewa, unajua?

1474
01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:27,140
Inajulikana tu kwa nusu saa
na yeye tayari ni kama,

1475
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:29,641
“Bi Fire Blaster huyu.
Bi. Fire Blaster huyo."

1476
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:33,643
Askari mmoja aliwavua samaki hawa nje ya Mto Mashariki
usiku ulipoingia.

1477
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,580
Nilikuwa nitakurudishia,

1478
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:38,809
lakini niliona mambo ya kuvutia
imeandikwa ndani ya lenses.

1479
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,562
Msimbo wa kudanganya wa Pac-Man wa kasi ya juu.

1480
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:44,883
- Wewe ni tapeli.
- Basi nini?

1481
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:48,700
Nilitumia misimbo ya kudanganya huko nyuma
kunisaidia kutawala.

1482
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,660
Kwa hivyo nilifikiria, kwa nini usiitumie
kwa show kubwa. Na ilifanya kazi.

1483
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:53,762
Je, umekuwa tapeli maisha yako yote?

1484
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:55,700
Hapana.

1485
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:58,060
Tu tangu nilikuwa 10.

1486
01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:02,324
Ndivyo nilivyompiga kijana wako Brenner
kwenye michuano ya Dunia. Oh, ndiyo.

1487
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,005
(ANACHUKUA MIWALA)

1488
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:07,284
Nina deni la kila kitu nilicho nacho
kwa vivuli hivi vya bichin.

1489
01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:13,820
Ulifanya nini?

1490
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:17,220
Sikufanya chochote. (VIgugumizi)
Nilidhani tulitii kila sheria.

1491
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:18,900
Nilidhani vibaya, raia!

1492
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,180
Tumepoteza nafasi yetu moja kwako!

1493
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:22,660
Mtu wa kutengeneza hi-fi.

1494
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:23,900
Lakini naapa...

1495
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:27,368
Lakini hakuna! Ulisikia Hall na Oates!
Umelipua!

1496
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:28,681
Nimeona faili zako.

1497
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:31,047
Hujawahi kutimiza
jambo la ajabu katika maisha yako yote.

1498
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:34,300
Brenner alishinda vita viwili, Admiral.
Hao ni wawili zaidi yako.

1499
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,020
MCHUNGAJI: Nisingepata
akili na mimi, Kanali.

1500
01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:39,203
Ulikuwa kote kwenye onyesho hili la kando ambalo ulifanya
hakuna ila kupoteza muda wa thamani.

1501
01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:42,165
Wakati mwingine huwa najiuliza kama hufanyi kazi
kwa Martians mwenyewe!

1502
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:43,460
Acha kufa, Admiral.

1503
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:44,540
Umemaliza.

1504
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:46,380
Sawa. Habari, wavulana!
Inatosha. Sikiliza.

1505
01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:48,244
- (KUPIGIA KINA)
- Tulijaribu kitu. Haikufanya kazi.

1506
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:49,721
<font color="

1507
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:52,280
Hiyo ni nini?

1508
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:53,766
Matty!

1509
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,970
(ANAPELEKA)

1510
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,609
Matty!

1511
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:16,483
Siamini walimchukua Matty
kama kombe. Samahani sana.

1512
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,563
Naam, kuna lazima iwe
kitu tunaweza kufanya.

1513
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,660
Eddie yuko wapi?

1514
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:23,128
Eddie. Ndiyo. Akaingia kwenye shimo.
Hatutamuona tena.

1515
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:25,884
Chewie hatapokea simu zangu.

1516
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:28,380
Violet alipata buti.
Tuko peke yetu, nyie.

1517
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:30,020
Hii inahisi kama sayari yangu.

1518
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:33,806
Hakuna furaha. Hakuna kicheko. Vita tu.

1519
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,081
Subiri.

1520
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:38,660
Subiri kidogo. Q*bert anatoka huko.
Anajua siri zao zote.

1521
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:40,300
Q*BERT: Wakati mmoja tulikuwa sayari yenye furaha.

1522
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,140
Kabla hujatutishia.

1523
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:45,767
Lakini hatukukutishia!
Uliona picha za michezo ya zamani.

1524
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:47,770
Hawajui kuwa ni michezo.

1525
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:50,380
Naam, kwa nini usiwaambie
kwamba, Q*bert, na kuwazuia?

1526
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:51,500
Q*BERT: Umechelewa.

1527
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:55,300
Na sasa uzazi unaundwa
mamilioni ya mashujaa wa mchezo wa video

1528
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:56,890
kuharibu sayari yako.

1529
01:20:57,360 --> 01:21:00,967
Angalia, tunachopaswa kufanya ni kuingia ndani
akina mama na kujaribu kuwazuia.

1530
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:02,724
Tunaweza kuokoa Matty
tukiwa huko juu.

1531
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,809
Huko juu. Unataka kwenda huko?

1532
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,243
Sijui kuhusu hilo.
Unajua, waliondoa mizinga yetu nyepesi.

1533
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,084
Sidhani hilo ni wazo zuri.

1534
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,607
Tuna kitu bora zaidi
kuliko mizinga nyepesi.

1535
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,928
Tuna mtazamo chanya wa kufanya.

1536
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:16,281
Q*BERT: Ah.

1537
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:19,285
Natania. Sisi sote tutakufa.

1538
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:21,286
Mimi tu...

1539
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:22,726
Pole.

1540
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:31,600
(WATU WANAPIGA MAYOWE)

1541
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:03,700
Je, una uhakika tunataka kufanya hivi?

1542
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,280
Ninamaanisha, labda tunaweza kupata tu
sayari nyingine ya kuishi.

1543
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:08,847
BRNNER: Nyamaza, jamani.
Tuko kwenye meli hiyo.

1544
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,446
Na njia pekee ya kufanya hivyo ni
kupata moja kwa moja chini yake.

1545
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:13,365
Q*BERT: Hiyo ndiyo njia pekee ya kuingia.

1546
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:16,370
(MICHEZO YA ARCADE PINGING)

1547
01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:19,481
(BEEPS)

1548
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:26,121
Q*BERT: Oh!

1549
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,248
Wachezaji wa michezo wanakuja! Usijali!

1550
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:36,780
Haya! Haya! Haya! Nenda!

1551
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:37,881
Kaa nami!

1552
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:40,721
<font color="

1553
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:42,561
(BEEPS)

1554
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:45,041
(WOTE WANASHANGAA)

1555
01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:48,201
(ANAPELEKA)

1556
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:56,180
(ANAKUA)

1557
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,521
Hakuna mtu bora
kwenye mchezo wa crane kuliko mimi.

1558
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:00,171
Chewie?

1559
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,209
Kujificha kuna nini, rafiki?

1560
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,420
Walijaribu kunichukua
kwa baadhi ya bunker chini ya ardhi,

1561
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:06,204
kwa hivyo nilienda mchafu.

1562
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:11,929
Oh, ndio!

1563
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:16,140
Wonder Kid, lazima ubaki chini.
Watu hawa wanahitaji ulinzi.

1564
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:17,241
Ah, asante Mungu.

1565
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:20,006
Halo, ishi kwa muda mrefu, cheka sana, penda mara nyingi.

1566
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:21,300
Ndiyo.

1567
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,447
Ni hayo tu.

1568
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:24,300
Hapana.

1569
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:25,606
Ihifadhi nakala.

1570
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:28,121
Asante kwa kuwa rafiki yangu.

1571
01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:30,091
' Bila shaka, rafiki. nakupenda.

1572
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:32,083
Sasa nenda kapige punda.

1573
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:37,087
Mheshimiwa Rais,
naweza kuwa na kanuni nyepesi?

1574
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:46,260
(KUIMBA) La la la la la la
Imba wimbo wa furaha

1575
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:47,340
Ooh.

1576
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:48,441
La la la la la

1577
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,968
Usimwambie mtu yeyote kwamba nilimuua Smurf.

1578
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:08,884
(MAJAMBAZI WA BIDDY WAKISHANGILIA)

1579
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:10,720
(WATOTO WANAPIGA MAYOWE)

1580
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,180
Habari!

1581
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:16,328
Achana na hao watoto sasa!

1582
01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:19,127
Tafadhali?

1583
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,687
<font color="

1584
01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:30,290
- LUDLOW: Je!
- (ANASHANGAA)

1585
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:33,650
(ANACHEKA SANA)

1586
01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:56,060
Nilitumia muda mwingi wa miaka yangu ya malezi

1587
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:58,162
kujaribu kutafuta njia
kukuleta uzima

1588
01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:00,608
Mtindo wote wa Sayansi ya Ajabu.

1589
01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:03,500
Nilitumia kila matakwa ya siku ya kuzaliwa,

1590
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:06,046
kila saa 11:11 saa,

1591
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:09,528
kila mfupa mdogo wa kuku
Ningeweza kupata, na ladybug.

1592
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:11,610
Niliombea hili.

1593
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:15,361
Oh.

1594
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:19,001
Lakini inaonekana, haujisiki sawa.

1595
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:23,971
<font color="

1596
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:30,045
BRENNER: Sawa.
Tuko chini yake, Q*bert. Sasa nini?

1597
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:36,420
Naam, vizuri.

1598
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:38,060
Angalia ni nani hapa.

1599
01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:40,020
Q*bert msaliti

1600
01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:42,300
na marafiki zake wa kudanganya.

1601
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:44,721
Kuja kuomba nafasi ya pili?

1602
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:48,327
Una bahati.
Bosi anataka kukutana nawe ana kwa ana.

1603
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:50,580
Kwa hivyo njoo juu!

1604
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:55,580
Ukimshinda, unaokoa sayari yako
na kuwaangamiza wapiganaji wetu.

1605
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:57,140
Lakini ikiwa utapoteza ...

1606
01:25:57,240 --> 01:25:58,844
(ANACHEKA KIJANJA)

1607
01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:09,610
Tuonane upande wa pili.

1608
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:21,561
<font color="

1609
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:26,247
Una nguvu sana, kama mimi ...

1610
01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:28,241
(WATOTO WANASHANGAA)

1611
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:35,500
Unashinda!
Sitapigana nawe tena, sawa?

1612
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,460
Ninajua kuwa una upendo moyoni mwako,

1613
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:40,928
na ninajua kuwa naweza kukufanya uwe na furaha,
lakini ikiwa unahitaji kuniua,

1614
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:43,560
basi itabidi tu kwenda mbele
na kuniua.

1615
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:50,284
Angalau naweza kufa mtu mwenye furaha
nikijua kuwa nimepata upendo wa kweli.

1616
01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:22,686
(WATOTO WASHANGILIA NA KUPIGIA MAKOFI)

1617
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:27,570
Na sikuweza hata kupeana mkono
kutoka kwa Serena Williams.

1618
01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:29,125
Naam, vizuri.

1619
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:31,169
Sikufikiri ningekuona tena.

1620
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:35,405
Ilibidi nithibitishe kwangu na kwa ulimwengu
kwamba ningeweza kufanya hivi bila kudanganya.

1621
01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:36,761
Subiri, umedanganya?

1622
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:38,001
Kusonga mbele.

1623
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:39,121
(MWANAMKE ANAPIGA MAYOWE)

1624
01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:46,687
Utanitambulisha
kwa mpenzi wako?

1625
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:48,931
Mchumba.

1626
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:05,500
Tuko wapi, Q*bert?
Mahali hapa ni nini?

1627
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:06,940
sijui.

1628
01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:08,724
Lakini ninaogopa.

1629
01:28:09,840 --> 01:28:11,285
Kubwa.

1630
01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:16,640
(KUPIGWA KWA MBALI)

1631
01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:20,846
Kelele gani hiyo?

1632
01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:31,961
<font color="
- Kuzimu ilikuwa nini?

1633
01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:35,246
(ANAKUA)

1634
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:39,460
Punda Kong.

1635
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:41,562
Mchezo mmoja unaoudhi.

1636
01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:42,721
Ndiyo.

1637
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:45,248
- (KUKUA)
- MATTY: Mama, hapa juu!

1638
01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:47,565
Matty!

1639
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:48,846
Mama!

1640
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:50,650
Mama yangu yuko wapi jamani?

1641
01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:52,524
Tunakuja kwa ajili yako, mpenzi!

1642
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:54,086
(ANAKUA)

1643
01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:00,006
Q*BERT: Oh, hapana.

1644
01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:04,569
(ANAACHA)

1645
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:19,660
<font color="

1646
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:20,886
Kwa njia hii!

1647
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:25,603
Njia moja tu ya kushinda mchezo huu. Rukia!

1648
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:28,961
Juu kwa ngazi! Haraka!

1649
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:33,286
Zinazoingia!

1650
01:29:34,240 --> 01:29:35,241
VIOLET: Oh!

1651
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:42,486
(Q*BERT GRUNTING)

1652
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:50,130
(VIOLET GUNTS)

1653
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,140
Q*bert! Angalia!

1654
01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:56,730
- (KUPIGA kelele)
- Oh!

1655
01:29:57,240 --> 01:29:59,083
Q*bert!

1656
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:15,860
BRENNER: Siwezi kufanya hivi.
Hakuna muundo.

1657
01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:18,930
Jifanye wewe ndiye mtu
na hutaki kufa.

1658
01:30:19,480 --> 01:30:20,766
<font color="

1659
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:22,001
Sitaki kufa!

1660
01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:24,490
Sikuweza hata kumshinda Eddie Plant!

1661
01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:28,486
Eddie Plant ni tapeli!
Ndiyo sababu alikuwa mzuri sana huko New York.

1662
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:30,688
Alitumia nambari za kudanganya.

1663
01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:34,130
Alifanya vivyo hivyo kwako
mlipokuwa watoto.

1664
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:37,207
Unajua hiyo inamaanisha nini, sawa?

1665
01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,490
Mimi ni Punda Kong
bingwa wa dunia.

1666
01:30:43,640 --> 01:30:46,371
Na bingwa wa Donkey Kong
ya dunia haihitaji ruwaza.

1667
01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:47,641
Weka upya kitufe.

1668
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:50,202
("TUTAKUTIKISA" VONLICHTEN AKICHEZA)

1669
01:30:53,680 --> 01:30:55,940
Rafiki wewe ni mvulana fanya kelele kubwa

1670
01:30:56,040 --> 01:30:59,180
Kucheza mitaani
siku moja utakuwa mtu mkubwa

1671
01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:00,780
Una matope usoni

1672
01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:02,211
BRENNER: Jifungishe, Chewie!

1673
01:31:02,680 --> 01:31:05,001
Kickin 'can' yako kila mahali

1674
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:08,920
-Singin'
- Tutafanya, tutakupiga

1675
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:10,201
Brenner!

1676
01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:14,967
Tutafanya, tutakutikisa

1677
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:16,561
(SHANGILIA KWA KUCHEZA)

1678
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:19,042
Mama, Mama! Q*bert hajafa!

1679
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:22,008
Q*BERT: Nisaidie! Nisaidie!

1680
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:24,362
La, nina hakika amekufa, Matty.

1681
01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:25,521
Mama!

1682
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:27,980
<font color="

1683
01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:29,420
(ANAPUNGUA) Sawa, sawa.

1684
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:30,931
Je! Hapana!

1685
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:32,081
Hapana!

1686
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:35,364
Tutakutingisha

1687
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:40,409
Violet, toka huko!

1688
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:45,081
(GRUNTS)

1689
01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:47,721
Angalia!

1690
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:57,940
Tutafanya, tutakutikisa

1691
01:31:58,040 --> 01:31:59,041
LUDLOW: Tumenaswa!

1692
01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:04,180
Tutafanya, tutakutikisa

1693
01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,281
Brenner!

1694
01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:10,486
Tutafanya, tutakutikisa

1695
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:16,683
Tutafanya, tutakutikisa

1696
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:18,564
Hapa, shika nyundo yangu kuu.

1697
01:32:18,960 --> 01:32:19,961
(KUGONGA)

1698
01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:21,121
<font color="

1699
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:23,100
Ulipenda kusema hivyo.

1700
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:24,406
Ndiyo, nilifanya.

1701
01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:30,727
Brenner!
Chochote unachofanya, tafadhali fanya haraka!

1702
01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:42,290
Nimekuwa nikingojea kufanya hivi tangu 1982.

1703
01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:44,767
(ANAKUA)

1704
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:46,841
(GRUNTS)

1705
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:52,924
(ANAUGUA)

1706
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:56,086
Ndiyo!

1707
01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:57,810
Ndiyo! Ndiyo!

1708
01:32:57,960 --> 01:33:00,850
Q*BERT: (WIMBO) Ah, ndio. Oh, ndiyo.

1709
01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:14,522
Matty! Ee Mungu!

1710
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:17,842
- Uko sawa?
- Ndio.

1711
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:20,003
Ulikuwa mzuri sana huko chini!

1712
01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:23,120
Wewe ni rais wangu wa pili ninayempenda.
Unajua Obama bado ni mtu wangu, sivyo?

1713
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:24,526
Oh, sawa.

1714
01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:35,885
Habari! Tumeshinda!

1715
01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:38,125
Hakuna kodi zaidi!

1716
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:39,340
(EDDIE CHUCKLES)

1717
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:41,169
Tulifanya, mtoto!

1718
01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:42,885
Tulifanya hivyo.

1719
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:44,166
Hapana.

1720
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:46,700
Hapana. Hapana!

1721
01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:49,620
Bibi Lisa!

1722
01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:51,882
Hapana!

1723
01:34:08,680 --> 01:34:10,860
Eddie, sikuwahi kufikiria ningekuona tena.

1724
01:34:10,960 --> 01:34:14,580
Brenner, nilitaka tu kusema samahani
cheatin 'nyuma siku tulipokuwa watoto,

1725
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:17,060
na kwa kudanganya tena
hivi karibuni zaidi. (ANACHEKEA)

1726
01:34:17,160 --> 01:34:18,980
Sitarudi gerezani
kwa hilo, ni mimi?

1727
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:22,209
Hapana, lakini unahitaji kukubali kwa Brenner
kwamba yeye ndiye bora zaidi ulimwenguni.

1728
01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:24,169
(MCHEZO) Eh, hapana.

1729
01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:25,401
Gereza.

1730
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:27,850
(ANACHEKEA KWA AJABU)

1731
01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:30,246
Brenner,

1732
01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:34,684
wewe ni bora

1733
01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:37,405
duniani

1734
01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:40,927
kwenye (INAsafisha KOO) punda Kong.

1735
01:34:41,720 --> 01:34:42,980
Hiyo ni kweli. mimi niko.

1736
01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:44,844
Ludlow. Kuna nini, rafiki?

1737
01:34:45,440 --> 01:34:47,681
Hatimaye nilikuwa na kitu kimoja nilichotaka

1738
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:50,402
na sasa nimerudi kuwa peke yangu.

1739
01:34:50,680 --> 01:34:53,420
Lady Lisa, yeye alifanya kuonekana.

1740
01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:58,447
Na wakati nyinyi mlikuwa nje, mnajua,
kuokoa ulimwengu, uliharibu yake.

1741
01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:00,610
Lo, hiyo ni mbaya.

1742
01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:04,288
Ni tu, inakuwaje anapata kukaa?
Kwa nini bado uko hapa?

1743
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:06,050
samahani.

1744
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:07,565
Q*bert ni kombe.

1745
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:09,444
Na nadhani tunapata kushika nyara.

1746
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:11,081
Ndiyo.

1747
01:35:12,200 --> 01:35:13,201
(NINWA)

1748
01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:15,006
Q*BERT: Aw.

1749
01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:21,528
(MUMBING)

1750
01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:24,204
Q*bert, ni nini?

1751
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:39,001
Aw.

1752
01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:43,322
Subiri, hakuna mtu mwingine anayeshangazwa na hii?
Hiyo ilikuwa ni Q*bert tu.

1753
01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:45,323
- MWANDISHI: Mheshimiwa Rais! Tafadhali!
- Ndiyo, Renee.

1754
01:35:45,480 --> 01:35:47,562
RENEE: Mheshimiwa Rais,
tuko nje ya hatari?

1755
01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:50,161
Ndiyo. Kwa kweli, nina furaha kutangaza

1756
01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:53,802
Nimevunja mkataba wa amani
pamoja na wavamizi wa kigeni.

1757
01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:59,164
Amani hii inatokana na, na kwa sababu tu

1758
01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:01,527
ushujaa wa Arcaders,

1759
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:05,811
ambaye, dhidi ya vikwazo vyote,
akapiga hatua na kutuokoa sote.

1760
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:08,060
Kiwanda cha Eddie,

1761
01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:09,900
Ludlow Lamonsoff,

1762
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:11,365
Sam Brenner,

1763
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:13,966
na Luteni Kanali Violet Van Patten

1764
01:36:14,440 --> 01:36:15,965
ni mashujaa wa Marekani.

1765
01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:18,051
Mashujaa wa dunia.

1766
01:36:18,480 --> 01:36:19,580
(KUSHANGILIA)

1767
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:20,681
Ndiyo!

1768
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:24,044
"Shujaa wa ulimwengu"?
Nadhani wewe si mjanja tena.

1769
01:36:24,200 --> 01:36:25,884
Hunitaki
kuacha kuwa mjinga, milele.

1770
01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:27,860
(ANACHEKEA) Kwa nini hivyo?

1771
01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:31,043
Maana kama nilivyosema,
wajinga ndio wabusu wakubwa.

1772
01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:33,962
Nitakuwa mwamuzi wa hilo.

1773
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:39,760
(JISALIMISHE ANACHEZA)

1774
01:36:40,960 --> 01:36:43,088
(SIMU YA SERIKALI INATETEMEKA)

1775
01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:55,620
Mama akaniambia Ndiyo, akaniambia

1776
01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:59,247
Kwamba ningekutana na wasichana kama wewe

1777
01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:01,700
Pia aliniambia

1778
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:06,727
Kaa mbali
Hutawahi kujua utakamata nini

1779
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:13,531
Juzi juzi tu nilisikia
ya askari kuanguka

1780
01:37:13,640 --> 01:37:19,522
Baadhi ya takataka za Kiindonesia zinazoendelea

1781
01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:24,700
Mama yuko sawa, baba yuko sawa

1782
01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:28,247
Wanaonekana kuwa wa ajabu kidogo

1783
01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:31,700
Jisalimishe, jisalimishe

1784
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:36,806
Lakini usijitoe

1785
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:40,404
Jambo, hujambo

1786
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:45,882
(NDEGE WANACHEMA)

1787
01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:51,580
LUDLOW: Halo, watoto. nyumbani kwa baba.

1788
01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:54,020
- Q*BERT BABY
- Q*BERT BABY

1789
01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:56,140
- Baba! Baba!
- Baba! Baba!

1790
01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:58,242
Baba! Baba!

1791
01:37:59,840 --> 01:38:01,251
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1792
01:38:04,120 --> 01:38:06,820
Huu sio mchezo sasa

1793
01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:09,780
Hakuna mtu anayeweza kukuokoa

1794
01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:11,803
Alitumia mabadiliko yako yote

1795
01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:15,580
Na sasa zamu yako imekamilika

1796
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:21,380
Hatutaogopa
maana sisi ndio tumekuumba

1797
01:38:21,480 --> 01:38:23,460
Kubisha nje fremu

1798
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:26,300
Hatutasimama hadi uondoke

1799
01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:28,243
Mchezo umewashwa

1800
01:38:38,160 --> 01:38:39,161
Mchezo umewashwa

1801
01:38:45,160 --> 01:38:47,420
Muuaji, askari na nahodha

1802
01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:50,300
Kuhisi shauku,
hakuna huruma, lakini nauliza

1803
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:53,100
Unasema uko tayari, sawa, ninashambulia

1804
01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:56,090
A predatorin washindani wangu sekunde hii

1805
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:58,820
Sijachelewa
Kijana, niko tayari kwa hatua hiyo

1806
01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:02,340
Hiyo ilikuwa ni kujisifu'
Mwanadamu, ni nini kilikupata kimekuwa?

1807
01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:05,180
Inashangaza kila mahali
na watu wanakabiliwa

1808
01:39:05,280 --> 01:39:07,580
Ah, nilinunua basi la watalii kama chombo cha anga

1809
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:10,100
Mimi nina racin 'dhidi ya nothin' lakini wakati

1810
01:39:10,200 --> 01:39:13,100
Pengine hangepotea sana
kama ulikuwa unatazama ishara

1811
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:16,780
Watanicheza kama PlayStation
kutoka playin kwenye kituo hicho

1812
01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:19,460
Lakini mimi ni kuwa uso wa kizazi

1813
01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:22,484
Watoto wasio na subira au maelekezo

1814
01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:25,460
Kamwe usiwe na shaka au kuhoji juhudi zangu

1815
01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:28,140
Mchezo umeendelea, mchezo kwenye Tumaini nyinyi watu tayari

1816
01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:30,780
Nimepakiwa tena, na natumai
kidole changu cha kufyatua kikiwa thabiti

1817
01:39:30,880 --> 01:39:33,620
Huu sio mchezo sasa

1818
01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:36,540
Hakuna mtu anayeweza kukuokoa

1819
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:38,620
Alitumia mabadiliko yako yote

1820
01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:42,220
Na sasa zamu yako imekamilika

1821
01:39:42,320 --> 01:39:48,140
Hatutaogopa
maana sisi ndio tumekuumba

1822
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:53,140
Kubisha nje fremu
Hatutasimama hadi uondoke

1823
01:39:53,240 --> 01:39:55,368
Mchezo umewashwa

1824
01:40:04,760 --> 01:40:05,740
Mchezo umewashwa

1825
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:07,100
Haiwezi kuniingiza kwenye Xbox

1826
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:11,460
Maana katika njia yangu
hakuna mtawala lakini mimi hucheza mchezo wangu

1827
01:40:11,560 --> 01:40:13,244
- Hii ni ligi tofauti
- Ligi

1828
01:40:13,360 --> 01:40:14,540
Bracket tofauti

1829
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:15,940
- Mimi ni jeni tofauti
- Jeni

1830
01:40:16,040 --> 01:40:17,420
Kundi tofauti

1831
01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:19,900
Sitaanguka kamwe, narudi nyuma tu

1832
01:40:20,000 --> 01:40:23,260
Usinifanye nivute juu,
vuta pale ambapo nyinyi wavulana mpira

1833
01:40:23,360 --> 01:40:25,780
Na nikuonyeshe wahustle fake
mtego ni nini

1834
01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:28,940
Nina ufanya mazoezi ya kujiua

1835
01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:31,805
Nilipata damu ya shujaa ninaogopa mrithi

1836
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:34,380
Hakuna jeshi, hakuna silaha, hakuna mtu

1837
01:40:34,480 --> 01:40:40,220
Killer silika, mimi kwenda tu zaidi
kuliko ngumu zaidi, lakini mimi huvuta kubwa zaidi

1838
01:40:40,320 --> 01:40:43,483
Siwezi kukuruhusu Mini-Mes
kuiba Austin Powers yangu

1839
01:40:43,640 --> 01:40:46,020
Nimesafiri bahari nyingi,
alitumia masaa mengi

1840
01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:48,540
Ili kumfanya Flocka kuwa bora zaidi anaweza kuwa

1841
01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:51,220
Kwa hivyo utaonyesha heshima
unapozungumza nami

1842
01:40:51,320 --> 01:40:54,460
Urithi huo wa nambari moja
Naona ni hit yangu

1843
01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:57,540
Na kile unachochukua kile ulicho,
unachoacha nyuma

1844
01:40:57,640 --> 01:41:00,300
Huu sio mchezo sasa

1845
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:03,380
Hakuna mtu anayeweza kukuokoa

1846
01:41:03,480 --> 01:41:05,500
Alitumia mabadiliko yako yote

1847
01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:08,922
Na sasa zamu yako imekamilika

1848
01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:14,410
Hatutaogopa
maana sisi ndio tumekuumba

1849
01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:17,020
- Kubisha nje fremu
- Squat, squat

1850
01:41:17,120 --> 01:41:20,060
- Hatutaacha hadi uondoke
- Squat, squat, squat, squat

1851
01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:24,131
- Mchezo umewashwa
- Igeuze, igeuze, igeuze

1852
01:41:25,520 --> 01:41:29,969
- Mchezo umewashwa
- Igeuze, igeuze, igeuze

1853
01:41:31,720 --> 01:41:33,210
Mchezo umewashwa

1854
00:00:00,211 --> 00:00:59,212
Imeboreshwa Na: Fidel33
Tarehe ya Kupakia Ndogo: Oktoba 10, 2015