1 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,465 Yo! I'm fixed to tell you how it is in the hood. 2 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,967 'Cause in the hood, everybody's a target. 3 00:02:57,135 --> 00:03:00,931 It ain't like that. I'm gonna tell you the real deal what goes on. 4 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:04,017 See, in the hood, most of us won't reach the age of 21. 5 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:08,939 -For me? -Yeah. 6 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,945 -For me? -Yeah. Make a wish. 7 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,573 um 8 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:25,163 No, Lord! Not my baby! I know you didn't do me wrong! 9 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:30,961 Oh, my Junior! I nursed him with these, Lord! 10 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,590 -Not my baby! -Yo. Yo, yo. 11 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,801 Yo! Yo! 12 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,346 This ain't your baby, this ain't your baby. 13 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,223 Oh. 14 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,225 Ain't that some shit? 15 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:52,149 I'm gonna tell you what it's really like livin' in the hood. 16 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:56,820 I moved into my father's house after living at my moms most of my life. 17 00:03:57,195 --> 00:04:01,199 Tray, I don't want you hangin' out on the streets. 18 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,452 I want you to finish school, 19 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,829 'cause without an education the only work you'll get 20 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:09,750 is selling drugs, pimping women, 21 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,169 or workin' security for Eddie Murphy. 22 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,005 I've done all I can. 23 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:18,842 I got my education, I worked two jobs to support you. 24 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,679 But I can't teach you how to be a man. 25 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:24,973 Only your father can do that. 26 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,102 Now, gimme a kiss and be a good boy. 27 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,189 -I love you, Tray. -Love you too, Mom. 28 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,862 So will I see you again? 29 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,739 Sorry, baby. 30 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:44,201 There ain't no positive black females in these movies. 31 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,540 Sorry! 32 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,713 My father tried his best to give me advice, 33 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,424 but he was only a couple of years older than me. 34 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,512 Fool, I told you! I don't want no damn Watchtower! 35 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,889 -What's up, nigger? -What's up, Pops? 36 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:09,684 -How you doin', man? How's it goin'? -Oh, man! 37 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,020 Look at you. It's gonna be on. 38 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:15,440 Look at you, man. Look, you got big, man. 39 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,400 Last time I seen you, you was this tall. 40 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:21,029 They wouldn't let you on the rides at the amusement park. 41 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:24,699 All good. I was about to eat breakfast. Hungry? 42 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,619 I'm full, man, I had some Red Hots. 43 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,663 Hey, man, come on in. 44 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,707 Allow me. You a guest in my house. Make yourself at home. 45 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:38,255 Are those your Bo's? I'm gonna be sportin' them, man. 46 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,841 It's good to have you up in here. 47 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:44,719 I'm gonna finish gettin' my swoll on right, so have a seat, man. 48 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:48,890 Make sure your ass is on that plastic. 49 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:54,187 So we not bumpin' heads, if you're gonna stay, you follow some rules. 50 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:57,774 Which is no smokin' my shit, drinkin' my shit, 51 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:01,069 and if you bring any of them hos up in here, 52 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,446 make sure I fuck 'em first. 53 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,284 And you're gonna have some chores. 54 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:11,621 -Chores? -Right. This ain't no free ride. 55 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,207 Keep track of my Matchbox cars, 56 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,793 organise the damn Sega Genesis cartridges. 57 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:19,963 I want you to do my homework since you wanna be a smart-ass. 58 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,924 And at night-time, cut the hair on my balls. 59 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:26,803 Hold up. Can I ask a question, Pop? What you gonna be doin'? 60 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:32,309 Look, nigger, I ain't got to do nothin'. My momma take care of me. 61 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,937 I know you think I'm bein' hard on you, 62 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:39,316 but I'm tr yin' to teach you some responsibility. 63 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,151 You right, Pop. 64 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,321 Hey, could you line me up in the back? 65 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,865 That's gonna run you about $13. 66 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,785 $13? The Spanish dude down the block only charges six. 67 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,496 Take your ass to him and let him fuck your head up. 68 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,333 Nah, I'll let you cut me up. 69 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,754 -Let me ask you a question. -What's up? 70 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,340 -You still a virgin? -Of course. 71 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:08,595 Well, there was this one dude who rubbed up against my butt one time, 72 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,639 but I ain't like it. 73 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,266 I'm talkin' about girls, man. 74 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:17,354 Oh, girls. Come on, Pops. Now, you know I be gettin' mine. 75 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,230 You gettin' it or you gettin' it? 76 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:20,565 I'm gettin' it. 77 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,610 -I ain't told you about that honey? -What honey? 78 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:28,365 I met the finest, brown-skinned cutie at the corner market. 79 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:32,744 She had big breasts and big legs. Her ass was pow! 80 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,704 Ghetto booty. 81 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,166 So I knew she liked me 'cause we locked eyes. 82 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:42,629 So I started to get into my Mac Daddy Denzel mode, you know? 83 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,257 I fixed my eyebrows, make sure they were straight. 84 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:49,260 Fixed my hair, make sure it was slick and greasy. 85 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:53,056 -Make sure my breath didn't stink... -Get to the fuckin' part! 86 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,058 So anyway... 87 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,812 I went over her house one Sunday morning. 88 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,523 Her moms had just gone to church. 89 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,862 We had the place all to ourself. 90 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:12,450 So we got to kissin', lickin', slobbin'. 91 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,160 You know, doin' the wild thing. 92 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,750 When we got up there, it was like heaven. 93 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,253 Better than my wildest fantasies. 94 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,717 Well, apparently, her moms must have forgot her purse 95 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,510 'cause she came back home. 96 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,430 I guess she could smell the sex in the air. 97 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,475 I got a surprise for you. 98 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,936 Then things really got freaky. 99 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,773 Before I knew it, the door burst open and there was her momma. 100 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:49,112 Hold him down, baby! Let Mama have him! 101 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,781 So I grabbed my things and got outta there. 102 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,453 -I sure do hope you got her number. -The girl? 103 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,955 No, her mama. She the freak. 104 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,958 -Don't go up too high in the back. -Don't worry. 105 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,502 We all done. There we go. 106 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,841 I got somethin' to make the girls think you're smellin' good. 107 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,013 All hooked up, partner. Give me my $13. 108 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,321 Give it up! It's a jack move, fool! 109 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,822 Just don't shoot. 110 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:39,913 Come back here with my truck! Give me that truck back! 111 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,293 Man, you got any spare change? 112 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,629 Sorry, bro, I'm all out, man. 113 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:51,174 Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man. 114 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:55,011 -I don't want any cheeseburgers. -Please, man. 115 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,848 -I'll suck your dick. -Ew! 116 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,726 Get outta here, man! Get outta here! 117 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:06,523 It hurt me to wake up and see my beautiful black people suffer. 118 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:10,235 Victimised by the oppressive, harsh realities of the hood. 119 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:15,698 I guess even though we were free, we were still slaves. 120 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,325 In the mind. 121 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,743 Message! 122 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,706 Luckily, I wasn't alone here in the hood. 123 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,709 My cousin Loc Dog lived across the street. 124 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,796 Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare. 125 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:35,552 Raised with three generations of hopelessness, poverty and profanity. 126 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:41,474 Loc Dog, turn that loud-ass motherfuckin' music down. 127 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,726 You wakin' up the babies, motherfucker. 128 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,396 This still my house, motherfucker. 129 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,939 Who the fuck is that on my porch? 130 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,112 -Hey, Miss Dog. -Hey, Ashtray. 131 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,448 You come to stay with your daddy for good? 132 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,741 Yeah. 133 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,452 Come on in. 134 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,960 Tell your motherfuckin' daddy I say hello. 135 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,423 Yeah. 136 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:14,757 Mmm. 137 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,384 Mmm! 138 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,846 Do me a favour. Pass me that shit over there. 139 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,436 Hey! 140 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,856 -Care for a little soup? -No, thanks. I'm cool. 141 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:30,940 Is Loc Dog here? 142 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,777 That lazy motherfucker's there doin' nothin'. 143 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,363 -See you later. -All right, then. 144 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,076 Hey, Grandma. 145 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:47,665 Ashtray, you little bitch-ass motherfucker. 146 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,168 Come over here and give your grandma a hug. 147 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,378 That's my nigger. 148 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,341 You been wearin' them jimmy hats like Grandma gave you? 149 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,801 Yes, ma'am. How are you? 150 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,221 My old stinky ass is fine. 151 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,307 Except for my arthritis in my trigger finger. 152 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:08,311 -But I can still stick and move. -I bet you can. 153 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:12,941 The beatin' the police give me didn't slow me down a bit. 154 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,984 Come on, motherfucker, 155 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,153 give me your best shot. 156 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:20,198 Come on, Grandma. I don't wanna do that. 157 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,369 -Come on, nigger. -Grandma, I don't wanna do that. 158 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,336 Damn, them fake teeth are hard. 159 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,672 BYE-bye. 160 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:42,220 You still hit like a bitch, motherfucker. 161 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:47,392 Loc Dog was gonna teach me to survive in the hood, even if it killed me. 162 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,698 Tray, is that you? 163 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:07,537 You better start announcin' yourself before you get smoked up, nigger. 164 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,291 You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. 165 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,961 Come here, you old fool dog mark-ass. Give me some love. 166 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,171 -What's up, cuz? -What's up? 167 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:21,634 That's enough love. I don't play no sentimental shit. Come in. 168 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:24,887 Quick fashion question. 169 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:30,435 Should I wear this Tec 9 with the high tops? 170 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:37,066 Or should I wear this UZI with my low tops? 171 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,657 I'll just wear these, then. 172 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:53,583 Tray, scoot over. Rumour has it your bitch-ass is in town for good. 173 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,794 Yeah, man. Moms says it's time for me to become a man. 174 00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:00,256 Nigger, my mom said the same shit. Sweatin' me. 175 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,384 Yeah, man. I don't care, though. 176 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,637 I told her, I don't wanna be on welfare my whole life, you know. 177 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,890 I got bigger and better plans. 178 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,602 I figure I'll get myself a job at the post office or a bank. 179 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,481 -That's all good. -Work my way up to manager. 180 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,982 We need more black people like this. 181 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,901 Learn the system. 182 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:23,071 Then I'll rob that motherfucker blind. 183 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,073 Break all yourselves! 184 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,079 Whatever happened to your pops, anyway? 185 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,290 That old mark-ass nigger ran out on us like a biz-nitch. 186 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,796 You know, it's... 187 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,385 It was kinda tough... 188 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,348 Caught up in the hood without... 189 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,227 Without a positive male role model to look up to. 190 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,314 Message! 191 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:03,611 Nigger, come on. Let's get Preach and Crazy Legs and go to this picnic. 192 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,488 Come on. 193 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,592 This is some good shit. 194 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:32,473 Get your black ass back by Friday. The social worker's comin'. 195 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:37,019 -I'm still claimin' your ass. -Quit sweatin' me. Shoot. 196 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,189 Grandma, stay off my endo before I smoke your ass. 197 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,358 Go fuck yourself, nigger. 198 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,111 There are no cocaine fields in the hood. 199 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,447 There are no gun factories in the hood. 200 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,533 We're not the ones bringin' drugs, and guns into the community. 201 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:54,704 Don't you see? That's all a part of the white man's plan. 202 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,707 We need to have our own cargo ships, cargo planes. 203 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,459 That's why shit costs so much money. 204 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,877 If he's charging 250, 205 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,420 damn it, I gotta charge you 500. 206 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,631 I would like to take a plane from Bogoté, Colombia, 207 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,216 and get off on Crenshaw. 208 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,301 Wouldn't you, sister? 209 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,678 We need to subjugate our people without the help of the white devil. 210 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,931 We need to destroy ourselves! 211 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,103 Preach was a former gang member turned activist. 212 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,064 But now, he's just plain confused. 213 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:25,776 -Preach, what up, nigger? -Stop ea yin' "nigger." 214 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,864 It's terms like the word "nigger" that the white man uses 215 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,116 to take away the self-esteem of another race. 216 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,201 Word. 217 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,620 Remind me to pick my laundry up 218 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,913 from that chink motherfucker up the street. 219 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:46,172 Crazy Legs used to be the best dancer in the hood. 220 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:50,134 Now he's paralysed from the waist down after a drive-by. 221 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,302 What's up, Crazy? 222 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,513 What's up, y'all? I'll be right there, all right? 223 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,350 Whoo! 224 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,814 That's the way to start the day. How you doin'? 225 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,735 -My little pigmy brother. -All right, African brother. 226 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,988 Loc Dog didn't have the fl yest ride in the hood, 227 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:14,784 but it was reliable in rain, sleet or snow. 228 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,051 Hey, you guys- 229 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,262 - Y'all wanna see a dead body? - Yeah. 230 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,764 Come on. 231 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,147 I told you he was dead. 232 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,526 Man, he stinks. 233 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,165 What's up, baby boy? 234 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,090 Damn! 235 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:15,136 I ain't tight. If you can't get nothin' here, you gonna die a virgin. 236 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,854 Hey, y'all. Look at them freaks gettin' busy on the dance floor. 237 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,817 There's all kinds of bitches up in here. 238 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,030 What did I tell you about disrespectin' my Nubian princesses? 239 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,324 Quit disrespect... You need... 240 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:41,495 Oh, my God. The mother of Mecca is right here before me. 241 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:47,251 Do my eyes not deceive me or am I lookin' at the goddess Isis? 242 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:52,506 Can you, uh... Can you do me a favour, my brown-skinned angel? 243 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,552 Can you tap that white girl for me? 244 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,223 My milk of magnesia. 245 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,396 After the Devil made you, he broke the mould. 246 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:11,359 Maybe you and I could make a little jungle fever? 247 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,909 This one to all my dead homies, you know what I'm ea yin'? 248 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:35,174 TRAY". I remember the first time I saw Dashiki. 249 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,594 She was fine enough to be Jet Beauty of the Week. 250 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,099 -Yo, Loc, come here. -Hey, what's up? 251 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,852 -What's up, nigger? -Yo, man. Who's this fine girl? 252 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,938 Nigger, that's Dashiki. 253 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,776 Stay away from her. Everybody in the hood's been up in her. 254 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,904 She got more kids than Miss Wayans. 255 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:03,077 Anyway, that's Toothpick's ex-girl. You don't want his old scraps. 256 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,334 Toothpick got used to bein' in jail. 257 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:15,214 So much so that even on the outside, he lived like he was on the inside. 258 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,133 Give me that knife. 259 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,051 Leave it down. Leave it down. 260 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,807 Bone check, homie. Bone check! 261 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:28,853 $5 a hand, nigger. $5. Go Fish. 262 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,605 What are they in for, man? 263 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,357 $5, buster. 264 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,818 Oh, I got that. 265 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,653 Here. 266 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,989 Here we go. 267 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,493 What? 268 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,997 Oh, my money ain't good? 269 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,958 Do you know how many crumb cakes I can get for them? 270 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,003 How many chocolate milks? How many bars of soap? 271 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,172 Deal my cards, nigger. Hurry up! 272 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,258 -Deal, deal, deal! -All right, nigger. 273 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,890 Hello. 274 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,393 -She wants me. -Why waste your time with that? 275 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:14,315 We need you someone with some class, someone you could take home. 276 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,358 Get yourself a real woman. 277 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,741 Real woman. 278 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,538 -You see that bitch over there? -I see her. 279 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,165 Now, that's a lady. 280 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,253 I bet you I could get her number. 281 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,423 -You ain't gettin' nobody's number. -Fool. Watch. 282 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,555 Hey, sweetheart. 283 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,392 Break yourself! Give me your goddamn number! Come on! 284 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,353 Hurry up! Come on! 285 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,527 Cool, cool, cool. 286 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:03,739 I'll give you a call about 5:00, aight? I said aight? 287 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:04,949 Yeah. 288 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,284 All right, sweetheart. Take care. 289 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,120 I told you I'd get the number. 290 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,792 You don't think you was just gonna come over here 291 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:18,128 and pull that gun out on me, and then leave me, did you? Huh? 292 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:21,048 You better recognise, motherfucker! 293 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,925 -Oh, you're so sexy. -Yeah. 294 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,179 What's your name? 295 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:28,639 What's that short for? 296 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,976 The gun my mama used to shoot my daddy. 297 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,311 Oh, that is so beautiful. 298 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,355 You wanna dance, A.K.? 299 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,109 -Yeah, you know... -At the count of three, guns down, all right? 300 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,527 -Okay. -One... 301 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:45,281 Two... Three! 302 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,367 All right, all right. Not the jewels, not the jewels. 303 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,869 All right, ready? 304 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:53,497 One, two... 305 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,334 Three! 306 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,837 All right, fuck it. Let's just dance. 307 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,463 I ain't putting my gun down. 308 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,675 Come on. 309 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:14,810 Hey, beautiful. 310 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,187 Please. 311 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,523 -Hey, mister? -What's up? 312 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:22,526 Are you tr yin' to get some from my mama? 313 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,531 Snap. Nah, little man. 314 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:30,534 Give me a dollar and I'll leave you alone. 315 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:44,465 Cute little kid. By the way, my name is Ashtray. 316 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:48,886 My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for doggy-style. 317 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,680 -That's pretty. -Those are my kids. 318 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,142 Hello, everybody. 319 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:59,146 Now, children, what do you say when you meet a nice man? 320 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:01,565 Are you my daddy? 321 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,862 All I know is, I'd really like to take you out. 322 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,991 Oh, you and your seven kids. 323 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:14,036 Sounds nice, but I'm leavin' the hood in a couple of days. 324 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:19,291 Really? Man, I can't wait for the day I can move out of the hood. 325 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:23,921 Well, look, I know I just met you, but you welcome to come along. 326 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,840 I need somebody to help me change diapers. 327 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:31,553 Is that it? Diapers? I used to change my father's diapers all the time. 328 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,682 Listen... 329 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,310 You think about it, okay? 330 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:42,439 And if you're serious, let me know. 331 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:52,825 Ain't that Dashiki kissin' that fool, man? 332 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,579 Man. Right there. 333 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:02,084 Yeah. Oh, damn, man! 334 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,463 I should go shank that fool right now! 335 00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,590 Toothpick, you trippin', man. 336 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,969 Nigger, that's old news. Think about it, nigger. 337 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,221 You been in jail five years now. 338 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:19,643 Man, it's only been 1,825 days, six hours and 13 minutes. 339 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:23,313 -She could've waited! -I'm ea yin' why go back to jail? 340 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:26,942 Man, I ain't worried about jail. You sound like a bitch. 341 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,070 -Bitch! -I ain't worried about jail. 342 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:33,699 Shit. Now, I don't give a damn about goin' to jail! 343 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,285 - You can take me to jail! - Take me to jail! 344 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,704 - Lock me up! - Lock me up! 345 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,622 - Throw away the key! - Throw away the key! 346 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,291 I ain't afraid to fuck somebody in his ass! 347 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:46,628 -This fool is trippin'. -I'm outta here. 348 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,215 You're on your own there, bro. 349 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:55,596 Come on, man. Y'all ain't never been in a shower with a man, 350 00:25:56,472 --> 00:26:00,225 and you see the suds roll down the crack of his ass, 351 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,102 and you just... 352 00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:04,188 Be turned... 353 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,985 I'm foolin' y'all now! Shit. 354 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,489 I was foolin' y'all! Those was jokes! 355 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:14,948 Whoo! 356 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,035 Fuck this. I'm goin'. 357 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:33,675 I don't usually be kissin' like that when I first meet someone, 358 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,178 but you special... 359 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,471 Uh... 360 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,682 -Cigarette? -Ashtray. 361 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:41,725 Yeah. 362 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,147 Come on, kids. 363 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,194 Stupid. You just kissed every nigger at the party. 364 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,781 Now, come on. I gotta go to the store and get more forties. 365 00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,701 All right. 366 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:05,124 Now, that there is somethin' special. 367 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:09,086 Why you make noise about white men, then go date white women? 368 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:11,922 No, you see, I'm just tr yin' to do to white girls 369 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:16,093 what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years! 370 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,846 -Yeah, what's that? -Fuck 'em. 371 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:22,099 - Amy-Jo! - Oh, you cold. 372 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,892 He cold. 373 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:41,243 Yeah, yeah. Forties and 9s. That's my favourite store. 374 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,580 I'm goin' in here to get me a malt liquor Slurpee. 375 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:47,374 You get me some barbecue potato chips. 376 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:50,794 -Could I keep the change? -Hell, no. That's a $10 food stamp. 377 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:54,590 -Bring back my change. -Cheapskate. 378 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:02,764 What's up now, you pretty punk chick? 379 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:07,477 What's up? We got a problem? 380 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,148 I said, do we have a problem? 381 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,902 We got a problem, partner, right here. 382 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:16,904 Right there. 383 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,198 We'll play a game. 384 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,995 I said, 385 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:28,832 do we have a problem? 386 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:36,965 Get your stank asses outta here before I cause a nuclear holocaust. 387 00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:38,926 Let's go, let's go, fool! Come on! 388 00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:41,428 It'll be Hiroshima and Nigga-saki. 389 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:45,307 - Let's go! Let's go! - That's right. Get on outta here! 390 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,976 And don't come back, punk! 391 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,604 Tray, bring your simple behind on! 392 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,289 Hello? 393 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,750 -Yo, man, you page me? -You ready to be out? 394 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,877 -Yeah, let's move. -All right. 395 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,718 Nigger. 396 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,892 I go and check them. 397 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,417 Hurry up and buy. 398 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,549 Hurry up and buy! 399 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,264 Hurry up and buy! 400 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,061 Break yourself! 401 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,651 Hey, hey! Hey, hey! 402 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,740 You dropped something. 403 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:30,203 Break yourself, fool! 404 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:34,791 Give me my money back. 405 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,044 Candy bars. 406 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:42,090 Hey, Miss Lady Bitch. Hey! I'm talkin' to you! 407 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:43,884 How much for this candy bar? 408 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,218 - $5. -What? 409 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:50,015 You better give me sucky-sucky with that for $5. Some love me long time. 410 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:52,434 You don't like, you don't buy. 411 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:57,272 Just charge us for the chips and the ice cream. Shit. 412 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,693 Let's go before I Loc up on these people. 413 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,446 Quit lickin' that ice cream before I put you on the corner! 414 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,782 I feel sorry for your mother. 415 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,287 What you say about my mama? 416 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:17,250 I don't want trouble. Just go. Go home! Don't come back! 417 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,462 What you say about my mama? Break yourself! 418 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,422 No! 419 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,675 You break, you buy! Soda, $5! 420 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:28,804 Loo, what are you doin', man'? Come on! 421 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:35,519 Pickles! $10! Come on! Give me money! Give me money right now! 422 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:44,820 Shirt! $19.95! On sale. Come on! 423 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,078 Loc, are you crazy? What the hell did you do? 424 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,288 Fool, wasn't me! I ain't hurt nobody! 425 00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,376 Catch. 426 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,338 The Man. 427 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,182 Have a nice day. Oh, yeah. 428 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,854 He's good. 429 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,189 Come on, Tray. Let's get outta here. 430 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:42,377 Check out that six-four. 431 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,096 What up, nigger? 432 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:58,768 -Oh, damn. What up, Grandma? -Tell your daddy to page me. 433 00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:01,563 All right. All right, player, stay up. 434 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,024 Peace. 435 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:17,245 Now, I realise that every now and again 436 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:20,415 some of you women folk, you get hot, 437 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:25,545 you get bothered. And every now and again you get hot and bothered. 438 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,632 Well, what I want you to do when you get that hot, 439 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,426 and you need a little relief, 440 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:35,430 I want you to, I want you to call me. 441 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,601 - Don't ask no questions. - Good to see you, Gloria. 442 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:43,104 Good to see you, too, Miss Williams. 443 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:45,232 Tired heifer. 444 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,484 ...his only son. Didn't he do it? 445 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:51,112 -Abraham didn't ask no questions. -Thank you, baby. 446 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:54,366 And that's what God expects from His sheep! 447 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:58,286 Here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree Of Life 448 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:02,165 institutional Double Rock On The Side Of The Road To Jericho 449 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:04,918 Missionary Baptist Church Of Zion! 450 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:08,463 When I say Mount Calvary, y'all gonna hear me! 451 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:09,714 Preach on, Reverend! 452 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:12,592 -Ain't that the truth! -God expects you 453 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:16,972 to do what the Lord wants you to do. 454 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:20,475 Like those of you who realise 455 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:25,730 that the Lord wants you to give generously to His church. 456 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:28,650 -Amen ! -Don't ask no questions. 457 00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:30,485 Don't ask how come... 458 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:34,864 Or why come the pastor have to have him a nice house. 459 00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:38,285 Or why come the pastor got to have a nice car. 460 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:40,870 Don't ask! I said don't ask! 461 00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:43,498 I said don't ask 462 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:45,333 no questions! 463 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,960 Just give the money. 464 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:49,004 Amen! I got $100 right here. 465 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,423 Brother Deacon, get the collection plate round on that side. 466 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:54,301 Nigga, get it around on that side. 467 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:59,139 We will now have a B selection from the choir. 468 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,185 I feel the spirit! Wow! 469 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:08,440 Watch yourself now, Sister Williams. 470 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,609 Ain't that the truth! 471 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:15,864 Praise the Lord! 472 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:16,758 Malik, how does it feel, your first day at college? 473 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,761 It ain't nothin'. You'll be there next year. 474 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:23,098 I'm thinkin' about goin' away to college myself. 475 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,934 Thank you, brother. Thank you very much. 476 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:30,563 Loc, stop clownin' before you end up like that brother back there. 477 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:33,191 -There you go, brother. -Thank you. 478 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:49,290 I'm gonna get me my G-O-B. A job. 479 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:52,210 They're hirin' at BM Motors, Tray. Come with me. 480 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:55,088 Not today. I gotta take my driver's test. 481 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:07,308 This is what fresh air smells like. 482 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,477 You livin' it, man. 483 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,317 Aight, man. 484 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,820 Stay up. 485 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,363 Aight, man. 486 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:22,907 Aight. That's enough of all that sentimental stuff. 487 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:28,830 Yo, Malik. Don't forget about us, baby. 488 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,666 One love, baby. 489 00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:37,088 Malik is the first one in the hood to go to college. 490 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,008 Finally, someone from the hood is gonna make it. 491 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:41,092 Yeah, there is hope. 492 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:02,947 Hello, I'm Mr Walker. I'm your examiner for today. 493 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:06,409 Put on your seat belt, check your mirrors. Let's begin. 494 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,849 Make a right, right there. 495 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,736 And make another left here. 496 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:53,414 Park right there. 497 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,671 Wait here. 498 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,392 Come back here! Call the police! 499 00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:15,728 Drive, motherfucker! Drive! 500 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,360 It was nice meeting you. We'll be in touch. 501 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:26,781 My God. 502 00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:31,286 Hey. 503 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,372 Yes, may I help you? 504 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,792 Yeah, I heard y'all niggers is hirin'. What's up? 505 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:41,254 Oh, yes. Why don't you fill out this application? 506 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,508 Makin' me write and shit. 507 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:49,721 If I was white, you wouldn't be makin' me write. 508 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,474 Well, actually, originally I'm from the East Coast. 509 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,936 But after my Masters, I thought I'd take a break. 510 00:39:56,978 --> 00:39:59,063 So here I am. 511 00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:01,482 I was tired of living off of Daddy. 512 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,155 Age, 19. 513 00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:11,826 Height, six deuce, baby. 514 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:16,497 Father's name? I don't know. 515 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:21,502 Sex. Hell yeah, nigger. 516 00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:25,840 Salary desired. 517 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:31,471 $3 million. Cash. 518 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:34,807 You know, being an Ivy Leaguer can be such a leg up. 519 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:38,061 -I spent five years at Harvard. -Really? 520 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:40,688 I just spent six months at County. 521 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,274 Anybody ever try and take your manhood? 522 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,736 Then he sees the warden comin', so he hides you. 523 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,530 But you still got that plunger in your ass. 524 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:52,033 So you or yin'. Don't you hate that? 525 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,618 - Let's go. He's crazy! - Where you goin'? 526 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:57,538 - Mr Loc Dog? - That's me. 527 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,708 -You're next. -Mr Loc Dog. 528 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,044 What's up, baby? 529 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,925 Energy. Eager man. Yes, I like that. 530 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,636 Right this way. 531 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:22,730 Let me just move this. 532 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:29,946 So let me see. Very interesting. 533 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:34,742 Your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed, and "all types of ill shit." 534 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:41,332 -Do you drive an automobile? -With or without the boot? 535 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:43,126 Doesn't matter. 536 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:47,213 Well, congratulations. You got yourself a job. 537 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:51,801 Right on, huh? 538 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:56,723 Where the seat belts at? 539 00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:59,475 Don't worry. They won't be necessary. 540 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,063 How you work this radio? 541 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:12,864 Whoo! 542 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,866 One more time! 543 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,745 Mmm, boy. Mmm. Yeah. 544 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,873 I told you, you ain't got no game for me, boy. 545 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:24,667 Now I'm gonna wear you out, you little punk. 546 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,296 -What's that? -My gat, fool. 547 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,840 Where you learn how to use a gun? 548 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,051 Cartoons and hood movies. 549 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:40,224 Doo Rag, don't you know that you and I are an endangered species? 550 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,977 -Why? Because we're black males? -No! 551 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:46,064 Because the rappers take the good actin' jobs! 552 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:51,819 Listen, Doo Rag, having a gun doesn't give you any power. 553 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:54,489 -You know where real power is? -In the bullets! 554 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,492 No! In the books! 555 00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:01,329 See... 556 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,041 Doo Rag, your mind... 557 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:08,044 It is like a gun. 558 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:12,715 And you wanna load it up with little... 559 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:15,676 ltty, bitty 560 00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:18,471 bullets of knowledge. 561 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:22,517 Message! 562 00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:31,025 Hey. What are you doin'? 563 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,027 Writing a poem. 564 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:38,783 My poetry helps me escape the harsh realities of livin' in the hood. 565 00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:41,244 Ah, that's deep. 566 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,913 Hey, you wanna read me one? 567 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:45,873 Okay. 568 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:48,376 Let me see. 569 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,716 Love is by far the most 570 00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:58,219 precious thing on earth. 571 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:03,474 Like a rose's fragrance or a child's birth. 572 00:44:04,392 --> 00:44:07,728 Love me and leave me. 573 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:11,440 That's the story of my life. 574 00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:14,110 But it won't happen again, see. 575 00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:16,404 Since I bought a butcher's knife. 576 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:21,409 Yeah, see, the next man who loves me and leaves me so quick, mmm-hmm, 577 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,328 I'm gonna cut off his balls and chop off his dick. 578 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,831 I'm gonna shoot that motherfucker. 579 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:30,251 I'm gonna stab that motherfucker for fuckin' with me. 580 00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:32,628 I'm gonna run him over with my car. 581 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:35,006 He fuckin' with the wrong woman. 582 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:36,924 I will kill that motherfucker. 583 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,926 Baby, baby, baby- 584 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:43,639 -I get the point. It was... -You like it? 585 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:45,516 That was good. 586 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:50,313 It touched me in a really special place. 587 00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:54,400 You wait right here. 588 00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:56,777 I sure will. 589 00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:04,952 Psst. 590 00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:29,101 Dashiki was far more sexually experienced than I was. 591 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,979 She taught me all about foreplay. 592 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:35,483 Until then, I ain't never done foreplay before. 593 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:39,278 But then again, who needs foreplay when you're jackin' off? 594 00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:59,131 Are you thirsty? 595 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,955 Nah, fool! That's the baby's lunch. 596 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:59,126 Damn, girl, you're so tight! 597 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:02,213 Wrong hole, fool. 598 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:04,882 On. My bad. 599 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:09,178 TRAY". I couldn't believe this was happening. 600 00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:12,932 I was losing my virginity to the woman of my dreams. 601 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,017 Talk dirty to me. 602 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:16,769 I'm comin'! 603 00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:27,655 What did you say? 604 00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:30,991 Never mind. 605 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:35,371 I'll tell you when I wake up. 606 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,506 Ashtray, wake up. 607 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:50,553 -What's up, baby? -I need to tell you something. 608 00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:53,514 What's up? 609 00:48:54,682 --> 00:48:57,351 -I'm pregnant. -Already? 610 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:58,727 Are you sure? 611 00:48:58,811 --> 00:49:02,064 I got seven kids. I know what I'm talkin' about. 612 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:06,402 Dashiki, I'm not ready to be no father right now. 613 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:08,904 So you man enough to come up in me, 614 00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:10,990 but you ain't man enough to take care of what comes out, 615 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:14,577 get my hair done, pay my rent and get me a new car? 616 00:49:15,411 --> 00:49:16,662 You know what? 617 00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:19,039 You ain't nothin' but a little boy. 618 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:21,876 It ain't all about the size of the boat. 619 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,878 It's the motion in the ocean. 620 00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:26,213 That's not what I'm talkin' about. 621 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:29,341 As a matter of fact, get out! 622 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:32,595 Get out of my bed! Get out of my house! 623 00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:34,388 And take your shit with you. 624 00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:37,391 -Why you trippin'? -I don't wanna see you no more! 625 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,394 -I don't wanna talk to you! -Wait! 626 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:44,398 -Take your shit! -Oh, girl, come on. This ain't mine. 627 00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:47,860 Get out of my house! 628 00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:50,112 Get out! 629 00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:03,542 Order up! 630 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:08,047 Yo, Loc, man. Dashiki's pregnant. 631 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:13,219 Dashiki was born pregnant. What else is new? 632 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:17,264 What else is new? It's mine. 633 00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:19,058 Whoo! 634 00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:22,102 - Thank you, Lord. - Are you sure? 635 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:25,272 She said I was the only one she'd been with in the past 20 minutes. 636 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:26,732 Damn. 637 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,734 Yes! Yes! 638 00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:30,361 And you believed her? 639 00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:37,201 Here you go, sucker. I mean, brother. 640 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,370 That'll be $10.38. 641 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:41,539 Wash them filthy hands. 642 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:47,586 So what you gonna do now, Tray? 643 00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:51,298 I don't know. I might move out of the hood with her. 644 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:53,217 What? 645 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,219 Oh, fool! 646 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:58,138 Look here, let me tell you somethin', Tray. 647 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:01,433 You could take Dashiki out of the hood, 648 00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:05,312 but you can't take the hood niggers out of Dashiki. Mmm? 649 00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:13,612 -Damn! Five-O. -Damn! 650 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:19,159 You there! Get out of the truck and put your hands in the air. 651 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:22,371 Stand on one leg. 652 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,500 With the tip of your finger, touch the tip of your nose. 653 00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:31,630 Now in a circular motion, rub your stomach and pat your head 654 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:34,425 while saying, "Rubber baby buggy bumper." 655 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:36,802 Rubber baby buggy bumper. 656 00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:39,013 Strike a pose! Now Vogue! 657 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,858 Now walk slowly toward the car. 658 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:11,879 We didn't even do nothin'. 659 00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:14,006 What? 660 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,634 You think you're tough! 661 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:23,265 You don't look so tough now, little nigger. 662 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:29,229 I hate you black bastards. You stink! 663 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:32,232 I hate your black skin! 664 00:52:32,941 --> 00:52:34,902 I hate your black pants! 665 00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:37,196 I hate black pepper! 666 00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,366 I hate black keys on the piano! 667 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,620 I hate my gums, 'cause they black! 668 00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:48,290 I hate Whoopi Goldberg's lips! 669 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,919 I hate the back of Forest Whitaker's neck! 670 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:57,508 And most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes. 671 00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:00,052 Move it! 672 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,931 -Come on. -Let's go. 673 00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:09,978 We got arrested for being black on a Friday night. 674 00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:11,814 Don't try anything, all right? 675 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:16,735 It was a misdemeanour, so I thought we'd be out right away. 676 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:26,120 Right there. Right there! 677 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:29,331 -There you go! -Get him. Get him. Get him! 678 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,876 Get him! Get him! Yeah! 679 00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:40,092 All right, get in there. 680 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,978 -What's up, young blood? -What's up? 681 00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:54,690 Swine, my brother? 682 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:58,402 -No, thanks. -Now let me tell you somethin'. 683 00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:01,280 If you hit a man, 684 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:04,074 in time, his wounds will heal. 685 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:06,952 And if you steal from a man, 686 00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:10,456 you can replace what you steal. 687 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:14,835 And always cross in the green! Never in between. 688 00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:19,631 Because the honourable Elijah Muhammad Ali 689 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,469 floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee! 690 00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:26,680 Thinkin' about spendin' another minute with Farra-convict 691 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:29,308 made me never want to do time again. 692 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,810 BOY, am I happy to see you, man! 693 00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:33,854 Always remember, my brother, 694 00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:37,399 one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. 695 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:41,236 Knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone. 696 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:45,199 Two thousand zero zero party, oops! Outta time! 697 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:46,742 My bacon's smellin' fine. 698 00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:50,037 Time to play a little Po'nopoly. 699 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:51,997 I get to be the Hyundai. 700 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:54,082 Boo-ya! 11. 701 00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,798 Eleven. Yeah, baby. I landed on Crenshaw. 702 00:55:02,049 --> 00:55:04,092 I'm putting up shoppin' centres on my property. 703 00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:06,804 You can't, brother. That's the Red Line district 704 00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:08,430 and whitey won't let ya do that. 705 00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:11,099 Then I'll put liquor stores on every corner. 706 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:15,729 Yeah, smart thinking. 707 00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:18,649 My turn, here we go. Come on, baby. 708 00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:20,359 Magic leg, give me some love. 709 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,069 Boo-ya! 11. 710 00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:27,825 - Eleven. - No chance. 711 00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:33,330 "An all white jury has just handed down a racially biased verdict. 712 00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:36,416 "You get mad and burn down all your property." 713 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:38,126 Damn! 714 00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,088 You gotta start all over. 715 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,756 Okay, it's my turn I believe. 716 00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:47,761 Nine times to the head. One, two and that equals nine. 717 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:49,805 Strong beach to all my niggers in the strong. 718 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:52,683 That's my property, and I got two crack houses on there! 719 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:55,561 Pay me. You owe me all the money. 720 00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:58,438 Break yourself, nigger! 721 00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:00,357 Give me them dice. 722 00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:03,986 Oh, two. Move me. 723 00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:08,448 Two, community service. 724 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:15,330 "You just been pulled out your car and severely beaten by the LAPD. 725 00:56:15,414 --> 00:56:18,959 "The jury awards you $6.2 million. 726 00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:24,965 "But because you have less than a high school education, 727 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:26,800 "the lawyers rip you off 728 00:56:26,842 --> 00:56:30,220 "and you wind up with $2.50." 729 00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:34,641 -That's what you get taking all my money. -Let be up outta here. I won. 730 00:56:34,683 --> 00:56:36,685 How'd you win? We just... I'm on Long Beach. 731 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,313 This brother's still here on community service. 732 00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:41,565 But if you feel like the game is over then we can leave. 733 00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:42,858 All right. 734 00:56:43,108 --> 00:56:44,276 Crazy Legs, you got a problem with that? 735 00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:46,278 No, you the winner, hands down. 736 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,155 Okay. Come on, let's go. 737 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,701 -What's up, Toothpick? -What's up? 738 00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:55,662 All ready to go jump this fool in? 739 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,998 Let's do this, Al Dog. 740 00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:03,545 -What's up, homie? Ready to do this? -Yeah, man, I'm ready. 741 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:05,672 -What's up? -What's up? 742 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:08,675 You've been hangin' with the homies for a while. 743 00:57:08,717 --> 00:57:11,511 It's about time we jumped your punk ass in. 744 00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:14,932 In this world, if you can't swim... 745 00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:17,351 ...you bound to draz-own! 746 00:57:18,185 --> 00:57:21,813 -And if you fall... -...you better pick your punk ass up! 747 00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,193 And the rest of y'all, 748 00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:29,988 don't cut him no slack! 749 00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:32,699 Y'all fools get busy. 750 00:57:34,368 --> 00:57:37,245 Let's go. Work him, Dog, work him. 751 00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:06,358 We're gonna have to play Po'nopoly again sometime. 752 00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:10,570 Enough. You ain't winnin' nothin', anyway. 753 00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:13,907 And the money that you do win, I'll jack you for it. 754 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:16,618 Hey! Which one of y'all's Ashtray? 755 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:23,083 What's up? Heard you got my boy Toothpick's girlfriend pregnant? 756 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:25,627 -Me? -Yeah, you. 757 00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:27,087 Um... 758 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:30,799 -Hey, brother, man... -What's up? 759 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:34,803 -I don't want no trouble, man. -You must not have heard me! 760 00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:37,180 Tray, let me handle this like a gentleman. 761 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:41,727 My man, my man say he don't want no trouble. 762 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:45,647 But I do! Come here, you punk! 763 00:58:46,314 --> 00:58:49,901 Get the head! Come on! Move your body! 764 00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:57,242 -Stay right there! Stay there! -We shouldn't... 765 00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:59,661 Nice execution! I'm gonna give that a 8. 766 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:07,794 Yeah, make him cripple! Make him cripple like me! Stomp him! Yeah. 767 00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:10,422 After stomping one of Toothpick's boys, 768 00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:12,883 we knew we had to get some back-up. 769 00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:15,552 So we went to our homie Old School's house. 770 00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:17,763 Are you sure this guy's gonna have our back? 771 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:20,223 Hey, Tray, let me tell you something about Old School, all right? 772 00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:22,726 Old School is the most dangerous OG on the set. 773 00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,479 Let me tell you young punks somethin'. 774 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:29,483 I'm been down on this hood a long time. I seen a lot of things. 775 00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:34,279 I survived the Watts Riots Gang Wars, and you know how I did it? 776 00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:35,739 How? 777 00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:39,326 By standin' my ground with my homies watching my back. 778 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:40,452 Word! 779 00:59:40,494 --> 00:59:43,330 -So don't let nobody mess with your set! -Yeah! 780 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:47,292 And like me, don't let nobody give you no shit! 781 00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:48,668 Yeah, Old School! 782 00:59:49,169 --> 00:59:50,670 Bartholomew! 783 00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:53,090 Bartholomew! 784 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:58,303 -Come here, boy! -Oh, shit. 785 00:59:58,762 --> 00:59:59,971 What did you say, boy? 786 01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:03,600 I said, "Oh, shoot", Ma. Shoot. 787 01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:05,977 Didn't I tell you to clean your room? 788 01:00:06,478 --> 01:00:10,065 Oh, Ma, come on. The gang needs me. I'm their leader. 789 01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:13,193 Gang? 790 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:17,781 Get in there and clean that room in the next 10 minutes 791 01:00:17,864 --> 01:00:22,369 or else you gonna be walkin' down the street with three shoes, 792 01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:26,123 two on your feet and one in your ass, sucker. 793 01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:30,669 Thank you, Mama. 794 01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:36,174 Here, so you gonna roll with us? 795 01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:39,344 -I can't. -Why not? 796 01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:41,721 Oh, the police is after you, huh? 797 01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:46,643 Nah. I'm on punishment. My mom says I can't leave the porch. 798 01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:48,186 Oh! 799 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:50,397 Come on, let's hold the porch down! 800 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:56,736 Say, that's a nice walker, lady. Cough it up! Turn around! Snap! 801 01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:58,071 Give it up! 802 01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:06,913 Man, I need to get out of this place. 803 01:01:06,955 --> 01:01:09,583 What you talkin' about? Leave the hood? 804 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:11,751 This is home sweet home. 805 01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:17,215 I love the smell of gun smoke in the morning. 806 01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:21,678 Yo, Preach, at least Ashtray got a dream. 807 01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:24,181 That's more than most homies in the hood. 808 01:01:24,264 --> 01:01:26,558 Why, Little Foots, you got a dream? 809 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,519 Yeah. I got a dream. 810 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:16,274 Hey, Loc, I hope you ain't sellin' out on me with no jive-ass dream. 811 01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:19,569 Oh, hell, no. You know I ain't got no self-esteem. 812 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:22,530 I ain't gonna grow up to be shit. Just like you. 813 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,161 White people in the house. White people, where y'all at? 814 01:02:29,329 --> 01:02:30,538 Oh, there you go. 815 01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:42,425 You gotta be fucking the bitch, right? 816 01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:43,802 And the bitch got three, four kids. 817 01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:46,513 You know the pussy's big, you know, like a room. 818 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:49,891 You can get up in that bitch's pussy like Warp Factor 5 and shit. 819 01:03:05,365 --> 01:03:07,575 You see a couple of homies up in there 820 01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:10,203 and this is what you do. 821 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:15,583 See something else up in there, mother. 822 01:03:17,085 --> 01:03:18,586 Oh, Shit! 823 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,008 Hey, baby, we having a boy. 824 01:03:43,278 --> 01:03:45,530 Where are them busters hidin' at? 825 01:03:45,572 --> 01:03:48,575 -Probably at the trick's house. -What trick? 826 01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:51,244 Dashiki, fool. 827 01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:53,663 I miss makin' love to her. 828 01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:55,165 Me, too. 829 01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:58,001 -What you talkin' about? -I was helpin' you out. 830 01:03:58,084 --> 01:04:00,920 -Hell you was! -You was locked up, fool! 831 01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:05,592 Just give me the book. 832 01:04:13,558 --> 01:04:16,686 Can you hook me up with directions to Crenshaw? 833 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:19,064 Get your crusty behind away from me! 834 01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:21,941 Man, I'll suck your dick, man. 835 01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:23,777 What did you say to me? 836 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,197 I'll suck your dick, man. 837 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:32,118 Oh, man! 838 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,789 Aight, so what you wanna do is go to the corner, 839 01:04:35,830 --> 01:04:38,917 go about three blocks down and make a right and you're there. 840 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,475 Old School, what should we do? 841 01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:57,685 Run like a bitch, fool! 842 01:04:57,769 --> 01:04:59,312 Mama! 843 01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:19,040 Let's go! 844 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:25,547 I'm hit! 845 01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:28,758 Yo, Legs! Legs! 846 01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:32,637 Are you okay, man? You got hit by the bullets, man? 847 01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:34,889 No. I got hit by a car. 848 01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,851 Come on, nigger. Let's help him... 849 01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:40,395 Let's get him in the truck. Get his baby shoe. 850 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:44,524 Aight, nigger, help me out. Come on. 851 01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:46,651 Why? 852 01:05:46,734 --> 01:05:49,404 Bring your simple ass, Tray! 853 01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:52,490 My head! My head! 854 01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:56,035 J-Nug, are you all right? Answer me, man! You all right? 855 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,624 Sister! We need a doctor fast! 856 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:04,669 I went to see Jason Lyric this weekend. 857 01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:08,131 Gee, wasn't he cute? Did you see his butt, though? It was hairy. 858 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:10,467 I know he didn't think that ass-fro was cute! 859 01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:12,677 We need a doctor right now. 860 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:16,681 -I'm gonna have to call you back. -Right now, sister! 861 01:06:19,267 --> 01:06:23,021 What I'm gonna need you to do is fill this form out. 862 01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:28,860 May I have a pen, please? 863 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:32,739 Excuse me. You know where I could get some water? 864 01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,449 Oh, God. 865 01:06:35,116 --> 01:06:36,493 Here. 866 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:42,415 -Thanks. -You're number 1,012. 867 01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:43,917 1,012. 868 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:49,380 Number 213. Now serving number 213. 869 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:53,092 -Damn! -Damn, I hope I'm next. 870 01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:55,553 Come on. We're gonna do it. 871 01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:01,100 Between Crazy Legs bein' hit in a drive-by, 872 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,685 the Korean store shootings, 873 01:07:02,769 --> 01:07:07,232 jail and Dashiki bein' pregnant, I felt I was about to explode! 874 01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:46,187 What are you doing? 875 01:07:48,815 --> 01:07:51,359 Tr yin' to win Best Actor on the Soul Train Awards. 876 01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:02,287 Look, Dashiki, 877 01:08:03,371 --> 01:08:05,498 I'm sorry about last night. 878 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,962 I thought about it and I wanna be a father to my child. 879 01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:15,008 And another thing. 880 01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:23,182 I also realised how much I love you and I wanna leave the hood with you. 881 01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:29,939 But there's something we need to do before we go. 882 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:40,033 Look, I'm takin' the kids and I'm movin' out of the hood. 883 01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:42,702 I wanted them to say goodbye to their daddies. 884 01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:47,457 Give me the man. 885 01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:02,889 You're a good brother, Tray. Yeah. 886 01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:04,098 Me? 887 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:07,226 I mean, I've been in jail a long time, T. 888 01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:12,523 Sometimes, I feel like a caged animal. 889 01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:18,404 How come you never came to see me, man? 890 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:22,742 Nigger, I don't know you. 891 01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:26,746 Oh, yeah. 892 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,790 You don't know me. That's right. 893 01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:31,751 Well, dig this here, Tray. 894 01:09:31,793 --> 01:09:34,379 Teach my son how to be a man, Tray. 895 01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:37,423 How to be a man. 896 01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:40,968 Give me some. 897 01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:56,776 Jif! 898 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,825 Hey, man, you got everything? 899 01:10:04,283 --> 01:10:06,035 Cool. 900 01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:09,122 I'm gonna get some, right? 901 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:12,959 Don't even play me like that. Come on, man. 902 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:11,100 What's up, Crazy? 903 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:14,353 Hey, brother! How you feelin', man? 904 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,149 How you doin', brother? 905 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:22,653 -Doctor say I ain't gonna walk again. -Oh, no! 906 01:11:23,362 --> 01:11:26,365 -It's gonna be all right. -Hold me! 907 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,914 Fool, get off me! 908 01:11:33,581 --> 01:11:35,833 You been paralysed for the last five years. 909 01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:38,753 Oh, yeah. 910 01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:41,047 Don't worry, Legs, man. 911 01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:45,134 If we ever find that Toothpick, I'm gonna smoke him. 912 01:11:45,384 --> 01:11:49,138 No! We need to put an end to all this black-on-black crime. 913 01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:50,431 We need to call a truce. 914 01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:53,142 What about that time you shot Byron? 915 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,353 Ain't that black-on-black crime? 916 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:57,980 -No. Byron was light-skinned. -Yeah. 917 01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,398 Oh, yeah. 918 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:03,152 -You're about to go to this party? -Yeah. 919 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:06,280 -You're gonna be drinkin'. -Just a little. 920 01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:08,950 Let me tell you about drinkin' and drivin'. 921 01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:13,788 That shit is fun, man! Y'all get yourself a forty. 922 01:12:13,955 --> 01:12:16,707 Then get on the freeway, punch it to 85. 923 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,669 Turn off your lights, let go of the steering wheel. 924 01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:22,088 It will bug you out! Try it! 925 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:23,840 I'm gonna try that. 926 01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:26,175 Why y'all didn't invite me to the party? 927 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:28,678 Come on, Pop. You gotta be over 18. 928 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:31,806 -Oh, man! -Besides, it's past your bedtime. 929 01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:34,934 Did you brush your teeth? Let me see. 930 01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:37,103 No. There we go. 931 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,480 -All right, I'm out. -All right. 932 01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:42,650 Before you go, won't you read me a bedtime story? 933 01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:46,362 -All right, just one. -That's all I need. 934 01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:57,081 Let's get to a good one. Here we go. 935 01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:59,625 "This is the story of Dick and Mary. 936 01:13:00,710 --> 01:13:04,338 "Mary lies on the bed and spreads her thighs. 937 01:13:04,422 --> 01:13:08,134 "Dick thrusts his large member into her waiting vagina. 938 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:11,596 "'Fuck me! Fuck me,' Mary screams. 939 01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:14,265 "Dick covers her head with a pillow 'cause she's too noisy. 940 01:13:14,307 --> 01:13:18,144 "Dick continues to pound her swollen opening until he climaxes. 941 01:13:18,185 --> 01:13:21,272 "'Oh, I'm coming! I'm coming!' 942 01:13:25,151 --> 01:13:27,236 "And he falls asleep." 943 01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:34,035 Good night, Pops. 944 01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:43,169 Domino, nigger! Yeah! 945 01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:45,212 What's up, niggers? 946 01:13:45,296 --> 01:13:48,007 Hey, what's up? 947 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:51,218 -What up? -Hey, what's up? How you doin'? 948 01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:53,930 What's up, nigger? Black boy. 949 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:55,806 What's up, man? 950 01:13:55,890 --> 01:13:59,560 I got one question. Who got that chronic, nigger? 951 01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:03,814 Man, I got that ill killer shit. Guaranteed to fuck you up. 952 01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:07,109 Hey, nigger, light that shit up. Fuck me up. 953 01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:16,452 Toke it. Toke it, nigger, toke it! 954 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:28,756 He's goin' into convulsions! 955 01:14:32,093 --> 01:14:35,930 -Man, he ain't breathin'! -He's foamin' at the mouth! 956 01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:40,142 Yo, he dead. 957 01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:48,359 Yo, pass that shit! 958 01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:52,279 Yo, pass that! 959 01:14:52,363 --> 01:14:54,448 -Hit it. -Hit it! 960 01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:58,452 Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! 961 01:15:00,454 --> 01:15:03,958 See, that's what I'm talkin' about, Sabomboo. 962 01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:07,795 -Suck it. -Nigger tries to hide the good shit. 963 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,591 Hey, baby, you wanna dance? 964 01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:19,682 Yes, I do. But not with you. 965 01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:25,021 Her right. Her right. Her right. Her right. 966 01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:33,029 Hey, girl. How you doin'? My name is Loc Dog. 967 01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:37,324 -What's your name? -La Quanda. 968 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:44,749 La Quanda, do you have a boyfriend? 969 01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:48,419 No. You know, men always seem to be really intimidated by me 970 01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:51,213 but I don't know why. 971 01:15:53,007 --> 01:15:58,179 Well, you know, I can understand how a pretty girl like yourself 972 01:15:58,262 --> 01:16:00,431 might make a man a little sick. 973 01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:02,641 I mean, nervous! 974 01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:06,312 Yeah, well, it takes a really special kind of man to be with me. 975 01:16:09,356 --> 01:16:11,609 -You know? -Yeah, well, uh... 976 01:16:11,776 --> 01:16:14,028 Let me go find him. 977 01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:19,992 Damn, girl, you need to slow down with that. 978 01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:28,000 You ain't my daddy and you ain't pa yin' any of my bills. 979 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,377 Mind your business. 980 01:16:30,461 --> 01:16:33,506 Oh, this is my song! 981 01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,598 Hi. 982 01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:46,352 Hi, my name is Loc Dog. What's your name? 983 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:49,355 -Keisha. -Keisha. 984 01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:51,649 You always this shy, Keisha? 985 01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:53,192 Mmm-hmm. 986 01:16:53,859 --> 01:16:58,531 Keisha, what do you say we go back to my place and have a nightcap? 987 01:17:00,366 --> 01:17:04,036 I don't know. I just met you. 988 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:08,541 Hey, girl, the Dog don't bite unless you ask me. 989 01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:12,419 Okay. 990 01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:15,548 -All right, come on. -I guess it'd be all right. 991 01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:23,097 Baby, you really love me? 992 01:17:24,557 --> 01:17:26,600 -You know I do, girl. -Mmm. 993 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:43,242 I really shouldn't. 994 01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:47,329 Come on, girl. It ain't gonna hurt you. 995 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:52,877 It's just that when I drink, sometimes I get a little crazy. 996 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:55,754 And that's what I want. 997 01:17:57,464 --> 01:17:58,465 Hmm? 998 01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:04,096 I don't want you to think I'm a freak or nothin' like that. 999 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:07,641 I usually don't go home with guys when I first meet them. 1000 01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:11,270 But I just feel so comfortable with you. 1001 01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:15,232 That's good, girl. 1002 01:18:15,274 --> 01:18:19,945 Whenever you with me, I want you to just relax and be yourself. 1003 01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:28,287 You are so nasty! I should be going. 1004 01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:31,040 Whoa, come on, baby. Relax. 1005 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:34,293 Okay? Just relax. 1006 01:18:34,335 --> 01:18:38,839 Don't you go nowhere. You're in good hands now, girl. 1007 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:42,259 Loo Dogs gonna take good care oi you, baby. 1008 01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:45,137 Are you sure it's okay? 1009 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:53,979 I want you to just be yourself, okay? 1010 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:57,650 I told you I could get a little crazy. 1011 01:18:57,858 --> 01:19:02,196 -Yeah, you get crazy. Come on. -Okay. 1012 01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:10,246 Okay, motherfucker, let's get it on! 1013 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:29,890 Oh, no, nigger, you ain't goin' nowhere. 1014 01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:44,446 Fresh air, fresh fish. 1015 01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:46,949 Nothin' like the great outdoors, huh, Pop? 1016 01:19:48,534 --> 01:19:51,370 Pop, can we talk, teenager to teenager? 1017 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:55,582 See, I met this girl. She's pretty special. 1018 01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:59,878 She's movin' out of the hood and I want to go with her. 1019 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:03,507 -Man, who is this girl? -Her name's Dashiki. 1020 01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:05,884 Dashiki! From Penetration Avenue? 1021 01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:08,971 Come on! Don't tell me you slept with her, too? 1022 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:12,725 Oh, no, it ain't nothin' like that, son. 1023 01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:15,311 -She sure could suck a dick, though. -What? 1024 01:20:15,394 --> 01:20:18,230 Nothin', son. Go ahead. Tell me about this girl. 1025 01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:22,443 Anyway, I think I'm in love. 1026 01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:25,195 You knockin' boots yet? 1027 01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:27,114 -Yeah. -Hold on. 1028 01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:29,658 You use a condom? 1029 01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:34,830 -No. -Good! That's my boy! That's my boy! 1030 01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:38,417 Never use condoms, son! They take away all the feelin'. 1031 01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:41,503 Yeah. 1032 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:46,258 Only thing is, now she's pregnant. I don't know what to do. 1033 01:20:46,383 --> 01:20:49,011 Man, look, 1034 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:53,098 let me give you the same advice my father gave me, all right? 1035 01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:56,727 Give up hope. Look at me. Dreams are for suckers. 1036 01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:58,604 Ain't no future for you. 1037 01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:01,482 And don't think about gettin' no job, Tray! 1038 01:21:01,565 --> 01:21:05,110 The black man ain't got no place in the workforce. 1039 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:07,279 Let me get this straight. 1040 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,948 You're ea yin' don't get caught up 1041 01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:12,910 in the white man's system of self-perpetuatin' unemployment 1042 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:15,579 and wind up on welfare cheques. 1043 01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:19,917 Wrong! Ain't nothing wrong with welfare cheques. It's free money. 1044 01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:23,420 Our family survived six generations on it. 1045 01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:32,513 -Thanks, Pop. You know what to say. -Don't you know. 1046 01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:37,393 My boy Tray gettin' himself some sex. 1047 01:21:39,311 --> 01:21:41,563 Getting locked up in the city ain't the same. 1048 01:21:41,772 --> 01:21:43,649 Get the map. Get the map. 1049 01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:47,486 Fuck it. Let's go twist these niggers in a cat bag, man. 1050 01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:52,074 Can't you read it? Come on. Let's go. 1051 01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:55,160 -Drive. -Let's go. 1052 01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:03,585 -What's up, Loc? -What's up, Tray? 1053 01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:13,011 I can't believe your mark ass is finally leavin' the hood. 1054 01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:14,721 Yup, YUP, YUP- 1055 01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:18,934 -Me and Dashiki's tyin' that knot. -Tie a knot in that bitch's tubes. 1056 01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:21,812 Really. 1057 01:22:22,896 --> 01:22:25,065 I actually think we're gonna be all right. 1058 01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:28,110 -Why don't you come with us? -What? 1059 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:32,656 Take a road trip in a mail truck? That's the stupidest idea I heard. 1060 01:22:34,241 --> 01:22:37,703 Well, anyway, you just be careful. 1061 01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:40,706 Come on, baby, you talkin' to Loc Dog. 1062 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:42,875 You know I'm gonna be aight. 1063 01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:44,793 Shoot 1064 01:22:46,545 --> 01:22:48,422 Hey, Tray... 1065 01:22:49,548 --> 01:22:51,592 Never forget, man. 1066 01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:54,219 Either they don't know, 1067 01:22:56,555 --> 01:22:58,140 don't show, 1068 01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,477 or just don't care about bein' a menace in South Central 1069 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,604 while they drink their juice in the hood. 1070 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:06,899 That's what it's all about, Tray. 1071 01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:09,151 I'm sorry, man. 1072 01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:12,112 What the fuck is he talkin' about? 1073 01:23:22,414 --> 01:23:24,958 -What's up, little homie? -What's up? 1074 01:23:25,751 --> 01:23:28,253 Want some of this? Make you grow hair on your nuts. 1075 01:23:29,129 --> 01:23:31,256 Don't be givin' that little kid no alcohol. 1076 01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:34,176 -Nigger, you ain't his daddy. -I ain't? 1077 01:23:37,429 --> 01:23:41,433 Dashiki! Bitch, you better give me back my child support money! 1078 01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:10,587 What's up, little man? 1079 01:24:11,505 --> 01:24:15,092 Like I was ea yin', what's up with them hos tonight? 1080 01:24:16,134 --> 01:24:18,971 Take care of my baby, aight? And my truck. 1081 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,098 What? 1082 01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:22,933 I'm only playing with you. 1083 01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:50,127 Just shoot everything in sight. 1084 01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:57,676 Break yourself! 1085 01:25:01,305 --> 01:25:02,931 Somebody help me! 1086 01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:06,184 I'm coming! 1087 01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:14,443 Is you okay, snowflake? 1088 01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:16,903 Oh, yes, my big chocolate warrior. 1089 01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:20,907 Dashiki! 1090 01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:11,708 Take that, motherfucker! 1091 01:26:14,753 --> 01:26:16,421 Take that, motherfucker! 1092 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:31,353 You know you fucked up, right? Yeah, you fucked up. 1093 01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:34,231 Hear what I'm ea yin'? 1094 01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:39,486 Hey, Grandma. You got the juice now. 1095 01:26:40,237 --> 01:26:41,613 Oh, go to hell! 1096 01:27:05,512 --> 01:27:07,013 Damn. 1097 01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:14,980 I'll marry you, I promise! Just wake up! 1098 01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:19,317 I know, sister. You're gonna miss him, aren't you? 1099 01:27:19,693 --> 01:27:22,320 Yeah. Where else will I find a pussy-whipped fool 1100 01:27:22,404 --> 01:27:24,656 to take care of me and seven kids? 1101 01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:32,456 Listen, sister, listen! You are a strong African-American woman! 1102 01:27:32,831 --> 01:27:34,666 And it's because of that, I can't be with you. 1103 01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:39,337 Oh, time for me to take out the poor, white trash. 1104 01:27:43,508 --> 01:27:45,844 Who are you calling whipped? 1105 01:27:45,886 --> 01:27:48,513 -You're alive! -Ow! 1106 01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:53,894 Oh, Lord, why you do this to me? 1107 01:27:54,186 --> 01:27:57,647 Oh, I can't take it! I can't take it! 1108 01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:00,692 I can't take it! Oh, my Lord! 1109 01:28:00,776 --> 01:28:02,360 Oh, my baby! 1110 01:28:06,490 --> 01:28:10,243 Oh, Mama. Mama. I swallowed my toothpick, Mama. 1111 01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:12,621 Oh, baby, you're okay! 1112 01:28:15,207 --> 01:28:18,543 Now, where's my money you stole, you little hoodlum? 1113 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:22,589 I want my money. I'll beat the shit outta you! 1114 01:28:22,672 --> 01:28:24,007 Where's my money? 1115 01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:26,384 TRAY". Well, that's my story. 1116 01:28:27,385 --> 01:28:30,055 As for Dashiki and I, we got married. 1117 01:28:39,356 --> 01:28:40,732 Loc Dog went into show business. 1118 01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:43,401 I wanna say fuck you all, suck my dick and, uh... 1119 01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:45,237 Lick your ass! 1120 01:28:52,911 --> 01:28:54,955 Preach, he settled down. 1121 01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:06,842 Crazy Legs' dream of becoming a dancer finally came true. 1122 01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,768 And as for Grandma, 1123 01:29:16,852 --> 01:29:18,645 well, she's still Grandma. 1124 01:29:23,275 --> 01:29:27,279 Damn! This is some good shit.