1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:32,700 --== McEphie ==-- Kwa matoleo mapya tembelea tovuti ya moviesnipipipay 2 00:00:10,545 --> 00:00:12,129 {\an8}Subiri! 3 00:00:12,154 --> 00:00:14,570 {\an8}Usiende kwenye mwanga {\an8}bado, sawa? 4 00:00:14,595 --> 00:00:16,595 {\an8}Tafadhali! 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,225 {\an8}Moja, mbili, tatu, sukuma! 6 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:26,875 {\an8}Njoo! Moja zaidi! 7 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:29,529 {\an8}Moja, mbili, tatu, sukuma! 8 00:00:31,273 --> 00:00:32,315 {\an8}Mimi ni Dax, 9 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:34,934 {\an8}kifupi cha Dakila Dakobuto. 10 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:36,467 Na niko hapa kushiriki 11 00:00:36,492 --> 00:00:38,497 hadithi ya ajabu ya maisha yangu, 12 00:00:38,845 --> 00:00:40,262 ambayo yote yanajitokeza 13 00:00:40,287 --> 00:00:43,454 kuwa na uanaume mkubwa usio wa kawaida. 14 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:44,479 Ndiyo, 15 00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:45,462 Nazungumzia uume wangu. 16 00:00:45,506 --> 00:00:46,825 Haitatoka! 17 00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:48,343 Kuna kitu kinaizuia! 18 00:00:48,414 --> 00:00:49,869 Wacha tufanye sehemu ya C! 19 00:00:49,894 --> 00:00:51,875 Jamani wewe Dokta! 20 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:54,837 Sitaki sehemu ya C, Siwezi kumudu! 21 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,856 Mwana wa bitch, tunaweza kufanya hivi! 22 00:00:57,088 --> 00:00:59,529 Nesi Gina, tupe mkono! 23 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,437 Sawa. Moja, mbili, tatu, sukuma! 24 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,716 Mara moja zaidi. Moja, mbili, tatu, sukuma! 25 00:01:14,711 --> 00:01:16,433 Hiyo hapo! Naona kichwa! 26 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:17,458 Hiyo hapo! Vuta nje! 27 00:01:17,483 --> 00:01:20,270 Tangu nilipoingia katika ulimwengu huu, 28 00:01:20,704 --> 00:01:23,246 madaktari na wauguzi katika hospitali iliharibika. 29 00:01:23,676 --> 00:01:26,426 Inageuka, sababu haikuwa rahisi kunitoa nje 30 00:01:26,622 --> 00:01:28,913 kwa sababu kitu kikubwa alikuwa anazuia njia. 31 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:32,833 Walishangaa kwa sababu, kama mtoto mchanga, 32 00:01:32,936 --> 00:01:35,508 Tayari nilikuwa na uume mkubwa usio wa kawaida. 33 00:01:35,533 --> 00:01:37,200 Hakuna kitu kuhusu ukubwa wake kilikuwa cha kawaida. 34 00:01:41,498 --> 00:01:44,684 Na kwa sababu mama yangu alivumilia kuzaliwa kwa shida, 35 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,179 alikufa. 36 00:01:46,452 --> 00:01:49,370 Ni mara yangu ya kwanza kuona uso wake katika flashback hii. 37 00:01:49,563 --> 00:01:52,854 Kwa hivyo hapa ndipo maisha yangu ya machafuko huanza. 38 00:01:53,623 --> 00:01:55,248 Ndiyo, ndiye mimi! 39 00:01:56,005 --> 00:01:59,036 Matukio ya Mola ya Kijana Kaldag! 40 00:02:57,349 --> 00:02:58,891 Ah! 41 00:02:59,306 --> 00:03:00,306 Inayofuata! 42 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:01,486 [kulalamika] 43 00:03:05,867 --> 00:03:07,575 Tafuna majani yako ya mpera. 44 00:03:17,547 --> 00:03:18,797 Inauma! 45 00:03:19,217 --> 00:03:20,551 Lo! 46 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:21,701 Inayofuata! 47 00:03:24,683 --> 00:03:26,433 Tafuna majani yako ya mpera. 48 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:33,969 Lo! 49 00:03:34,337 --> 00:03:35,837 Inauma! 50 00:03:37,911 --> 00:03:38,911 Inayofuata! 51 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,008 Tafuna majani yako ya mpera. 52 00:03:52,878 --> 00:03:53,920 Shit mtakatifu! 53 00:03:53,945 --> 00:03:55,822 Dick yako ni kubwa sana. 54 00:03:56,021 --> 00:03:57,104 Hii haitafanya. 55 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,208 Nitabadilisha hadi hii. 56 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,783 Nina jambo hili. 57 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:05,493 Wacha tuitumie hii badala yake. 58 00:04:05,993 --> 00:04:07,077 Ni kubwa ya kutosha. 59 00:04:09,427 --> 00:04:10,761 Hii inapaswa kufanya kazi 60 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:13,641 kwa jambo hilo kubwa. 61 00:04:13,937 --> 00:04:15,228 Sawa. 62 00:04:29,584 --> 00:04:30,668 Inayofuata! 63 00:04:39,006 --> 00:04:41,298 Kwa nini hukutahiriwa ulipokuwa mtoto? 64 00:04:41,799 --> 00:04:42,799 Niliogopa! 65 00:04:43,018 --> 00:04:44,035 Chukua rahisi. 66 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:45,612 - Ndio! - Hiyo ni kubwa! 67 00:04:45,831 --> 00:04:47,081 Ni sawa kwako tu! 68 00:04:47,106 --> 00:04:48,398 Wewe ni mtu mzima! 69 00:05:02,851 --> 00:05:04,309 Je, Bi Salome bado hajawa tayari? 70 00:05:04,425 --> 00:05:05,484 Yuko karibu kuwa tayari. 71 00:05:05,545 --> 00:05:06,818 - Kweli? - Lakini ... 72 00:05:06,919 --> 00:05:08,211 Hebu tufanye kitu tunaposubiri. 73 00:05:08,358 --> 00:05:10,686 Unataka kufanya video ya haraka ya PikPok? 74 00:05:11,803 --> 00:05:12,803 Pikpok... 75 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:13,938 Iangalie. 76 00:05:14,255 --> 00:05:16,296 Umeidhinishwa chipukizi line up, Dax. 77 00:05:16,324 --> 00:05:17,586 Una Robooster. 78 00:05:17,914 --> 00:05:19,848 Inastahili kuongeza libido yako na kuufanya uume wako ukue. 79 00:05:20,056 --> 00:05:21,139 Unajua hiyo inahusu nini. 80 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:23,789 Subiri, kuna zaidi. 81 00:05:23,814 --> 00:05:26,144 Hii hapa ni nyingine: Super Jumbo Hotdog. 82 00:05:26,358 --> 00:05:28,025 Pak! Pak! Pak! 83 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,094 Na unayo bidhaa za kahawa. 84 00:05:30,119 --> 00:05:31,619 Huyu eti ana ginseng 85 00:05:31,644 --> 00:05:33,519 na kitu kinaitwa kantot ali. 86 00:05:33,544 --> 00:05:36,750 Haya, haya, haya. Hakika sio "kantot ali." 87 00:05:36,775 --> 00:05:38,317 Ni tongkat ali, dude. 88 00:05:38,342 --> 00:05:40,524 - Kuzimu, wewe ni mjinga? - Tongkat ali? 89 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,683 Ndio, ni tongkat ali. 90 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,291 Tongkat ali, oh yeah, hiyo ni kweli. 91 00:05:43,316 --> 00:05:44,316 Lo! 92 00:05:44,341 --> 00:05:46,007 Vipi kuhusu wewe? Ni nini hicho? 93 00:05:46,754 --> 00:05:47,879 Mfuko wa barafu? 94 00:05:47,904 --> 00:05:51,088 Je, sisi pia tunaidhinisha mifuko ya barafu sasa? 95 00:05:51,113 --> 00:05:52,943 Hiyo si mfuko wa barafu. 96 00:05:52,968 --> 00:05:53,968 Hiyo ni kondomu. 97 00:05:53,993 --> 00:05:55,791 Angalia kwa karibu. 98 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:57,693 Wanazindua bidhaa mpya. 99 00:05:58,315 --> 00:05:59,798 Kondomu ya Jumbo. 100 00:06:00,154 --> 00:06:02,237 Kondomu ilitengenezwa kwa jogoo wa ukubwa wa juu. 101 00:06:02,478 --> 00:06:03,894 Ni kamili kwako. 102 00:06:03,919 --> 00:06:05,625 Sawa, hiyo ni wazimu. 103 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:10,541 Bwana Dax, wako tayari. 104 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,004 Bi Salome anakutaka sasa. 105 00:06:12,379 --> 00:06:13,699 - Ah, kweli? - Unaweza kuingia sasa. 106 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:15,873 - Ndiyo, bwana. - Sawa. 107 00:06:15,898 --> 00:06:17,375 Habari, habari, habari. 108 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,983 Je! watoto wamelala? 109 00:06:19,058 --> 00:06:20,850 Kwa sababu podikasti yako ya kihuni imerudi 110 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:23,755 ambapo mambo yote mabaya umekuwa kunyamaza na kutabasamu 111 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:25,699 tuko hapa kupiga kelele kwa sauti kubwa. 112 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,386 Jina langu ni Salome Salvi, 113 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:29,079 Mimi ni mwigizaji wa ponografia, 114 00:06:29,104 --> 00:06:30,724 na karibu kwenye podikasti yangu: 115 00:06:31,043 --> 00:06:32,293 Shhh! 116 00:06:33,199 --> 00:06:34,799 Na wafuasi milioni 20, 117 00:06:34,824 --> 00:06:37,574 jamani, ilikuwa ngumu sana kumfuatilia. 118 00:06:37,822 --> 00:06:38,933 Tafadhali karibu, 119 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:40,375 Mfalme Kaldag mwenyewe! 120 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,708 Mmoja na wa pekee… 121 00:06:41,893 --> 00:06:43,143 Daksi! 122 00:06:43,274 --> 00:06:45,516 Habari, Salome. Nina heshima kubwa kuwa mgeni 123 00:06:45,541 --> 00:06:46,689 kwenye podcast yako. 124 00:06:46,714 --> 00:06:48,464 Hapana, hapana. Mimi ndiye nani anaheshimiwa 125 00:06:48,489 --> 00:06:50,930 kwamba ulituchagua kama mgeni wako wa kwanza. 126 00:06:51,001 --> 00:06:52,585 Lakini, ninaipata. 127 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:54,027 Ni Salome, duh! 128 00:06:54,795 --> 00:06:56,086 Sasa, nilikualika hapa 129 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:57,957 kuuliza swali moja tu. 130 00:06:58,654 --> 00:07:00,174 Je, ni kubwa kama wanavyosema? 131 00:07:00,477 --> 00:07:01,643 Nina aibu sana. 132 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:03,956 Hilo ni swali lako la kwanza kweli? 133 00:07:04,565 --> 00:07:05,565 Naam, 134 00:07:05,637 --> 00:07:06,721 jionee mwenyewe. 135 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,893 Unaona tu? 136 00:07:07,918 --> 00:07:09,289 Sitaki kuiona tu! 137 00:07:09,314 --> 00:07:10,558 Nataka kuigusa, 138 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:11,708 Nataka kuhisi, 139 00:07:11,733 --> 00:07:12,941 Nataka kuionja! 140 00:07:12,978 --> 00:07:15,374 Na ninataka kuona hadithi hiyo kutia ndani ya mtu. 141 00:07:16,601 --> 00:07:18,796 Subiri... Je, unaona haya? 142 00:07:18,964 --> 00:07:20,609 Kuna joto sana humu ndani. 143 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,291 Tunaanza tu na tayari unanitoa jasho. 144 00:07:23,384 --> 00:07:24,759 Lo, usiwe na wasiwasi. 145 00:07:24,784 --> 00:07:26,076 Ni mimi tu. 146 00:07:26,266 --> 00:07:29,100 Bila shaka, uko hapa kwa sababu kila mwanamke 147 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:31,000 na jamii nzima ya wajinga 148 00:07:31,095 --> 00:07:33,375 wanatamani kujua kuhusu Kijana halisi Kaldag 149 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,108 nyuma ya video zako. 150 00:07:35,133 --> 00:07:37,166 Kwa hivyo, tuambie hadithi yako. 151 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:38,858 Leo nitakuvua nguo. 152 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,375 Tuambie 153 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,750 ulikotoka 154 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,708 na kwa nini kifurushi chako ni kikubwa? 155 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:45,028 Mama yako alikuwa na hamu gani? 156 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:47,291 Nilikuwa mtoto wa kawaida tu. 157 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,666 Nilimpoteza mama yangu mapema. 158 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,875 Sijawahi kukutana na baba yangu. 159 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,583 Ni shangazi yangu ndiye aliyenilea. 160 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,458 Lakini lazima nikubali, 161 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:59,125 utoto wangu haukuwa rahisi. 162 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:00,958 Hata kama mtoto, 163 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:03,083 jambo hili limekuwa tatizo kubwa kwangu. 164 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,083 Unajua ninachomaanisha. 165 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:06,500 Tatizo kubwa? 166 00:08:07,041 --> 00:08:10,416 Hilo linawezaje kuwa tatizo? Ni ndoto ya kila mwanaume! 167 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,708 Ili kubarikiwa na jogoo wa kutisha! 168 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:14,750 Nini kilitokea katika utoto wako 169 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:18,125 hiyo ilikufanya upige simu yako isivyo kawaida kubwa mfuko laana? 170 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,375 Tangu nilipokuwa mtoto, 171 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,333 kila mtu kijijini kwetu 172 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:24,333 ningenong'ona juu ya Dick wangu mkubwa. 173 00:08:24,916 --> 00:08:26,791 Kwa kweli, mtu yeyote anayeitazama, 174 00:08:26,916 --> 00:08:28,958 wawe madaktari, au wauguzi, 175 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:30,333 hata nilipokeketwa, 176 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:32,642 taya zao zote zingeanguka chini. 177 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:34,041 Kwa sababu katika umri mdogo sana, 178 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:36,541 Nimekuwa nikitumia muhtasari wa saizi ya watu wazima. 179 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,041 Kulikuwa na wakati 180 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,958 zamani nilipokuwa shule ya upili, 181 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:43,916 wamewahi kunifikiria kama mpotovu. 182 00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:46,375 Hata mwalimu wangu. 183 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,436 Sitasahau kamwe. 184 00:11:24,253 --> 00:11:25,295 Daksi. 185 00:11:32,354 --> 00:11:33,396 Daksi! 186 00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:35,284 Dax Dakila! 187 00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:37,259 Je, unanisikiliza? 188 00:11:37,936 --> 00:11:38,936 Um, ndio, bibi. 189 00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:40,401 Mpumbavu mdogo wewe. 190 00:11:40,426 --> 00:11:42,745 Kwa nini unaendelea kutazama sketi yangu? 191 00:11:42,796 --> 00:11:44,878 Je, wewe si mdogo sana kuwa Tom anayechungulia? 192 00:11:45,116 --> 00:11:46,116 Bibi... 193 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,179 Lo! 194 00:11:47,204 --> 00:11:48,579 Kimya! Kimya! 195 00:11:48,631 --> 00:11:50,173 Sikuwa nachungulia. 196 00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:53,354 Usinidanganye. Nimekuwa nikikutazama tazama kati ya sketi yangu. 197 00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:55,686 Nilikuwa nikitazama tu angani. 198 00:11:56,037 --> 00:11:57,386 Nilikuwa nikifikiria jibu. 199 00:11:57,441 --> 00:11:59,358 Usinipe kisingizio kilema. 200 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:02,380 Unaniambia unazingatia. 201 00:12:02,405 --> 00:12:05,332 Kubali tu kuwa ulikuwa ukichungulia! 202 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,918 Lo! 203 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,409 Umekuwa ukirudia mwaka wako wa shule 204 00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:11,184 kwa sababu yote unayofanya ni kuwa mtukutu. 205 00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:12,729 [wanafunzi wakicheka] 206 00:12:12,754 --> 00:12:15,675 Bibi, huwezi kuthibitisha kwamba nilikuwa nachungulia. 207 00:12:15,746 --> 00:12:17,204 Sina jicho la waridi. 208 00:12:17,229 --> 00:12:19,937 Ninaweza kukuripoti kwa mkuu wa shule au Idara ya Elimu. 209 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:23,125 Huu ni ukatili wa wanafunzi. 210 00:12:23,691 --> 00:12:25,108 Sina ushahidi? 211 00:12:25,164 --> 00:12:26,164 Simama! 212 00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:27,349 Simama. 213 00:12:27,374 --> 00:12:28,607 Lo! 214 00:12:29,061 --> 00:12:30,061 Inuka! 215 00:12:30,086 --> 00:12:32,135 - Simama! - Simama! 216 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:35,184 Niko tayari, bibie. 217 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:39,980 [wanafunzi wakicheka] 218 00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:42,085 - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! 219 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:44,045 - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! 220 00:12:44,255 --> 00:12:46,272 - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! 221 00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,396 - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! 222 00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:50,681 - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! 223 00:12:52,247 --> 00:12:54,671 Ah, jez. Wavulana watakuwa wavulana. 224 00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:57,219 Kweli unaanza mchanga. 225 00:12:57,307 --> 00:12:59,435 Hukuwa na utiririshaji wa ponografia wakati huo, 226 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:02,335 ndio maana umejiwazia kuhusu mwalimu wako. 227 00:13:02,437 --> 00:13:06,209 Mwalimu wako labda alikuwa mrembo kama Angeli Khang. 228 00:13:06,795 --> 00:13:09,087 Ndiyo, lakini nililia wakati huo. 229 00:13:09,545 --> 00:13:11,425 Nilikuwa na aibu sana mbele ya wanafunzi wenzangu. 230 00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:13,406 Nilipofika nyumbani, 231 00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:15,678 Nilimuuliza shangazi yangu. 232 00:13:16,225 --> 00:13:18,308 Ninashinda! 233 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:21,166 Inashika kasi! 234 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,191 Hakuna kudanganya! 235 00:13:26,496 --> 00:13:29,458 Chini ya herufi N, thelathini na tatu! 236 00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:33,939 Kwa ajili ya Kristo. 237 00:13:34,257 --> 00:13:35,732 Umerudi mapema sana! 238 00:13:36,714 --> 00:13:37,714 Habari! 239 00:13:37,936 --> 00:13:39,607 Rudi shule! 240 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,333 Mwangalie huyu mtoto! 241 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,873 Umepunguza madarasa, sivyo? 242 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,018 Habari! Nijibu! 243 00:13:49,518 --> 00:13:52,382 Ninazungumza na wewe! Nikasema nijibu... 244 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:54,491 Shangazi, walikuwa wananicheka shuleni. 245 00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:57,903 Wananiita Dax Batuta. 246 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:00,271 Shangazi. 247 00:14:01,059 --> 00:14:03,389 Kwa nini wakati kitu changu kinakasirika, 248 00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:05,913 inakuwa kubwa sana? 249 00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:08,848 Inatia aibu sana darasani. 250 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:22,458 Wewe! 251 00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:25,583 Wewe ni mtu mzima na bado una hisia sana! 252 00:14:26,204 --> 00:14:27,704 Kweli, una Dick kubwa! 253 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,723 Basi vipi wakikudhihaki kuhusu hilo? 254 00:14:29,748 --> 00:14:31,819 Ni kweli, sivyo? Una kifurushi kikubwa. 255 00:14:32,119 --> 00:14:33,416 Acha kuwa dramatic! 256 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:35,170 Sitaki kukuona unalia! 257 00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:39,545 Hata wakikuita Dax Batuta, iweje? 258 00:14:40,268 --> 00:14:41,476 Kitu hicho. 259 00:14:41,943 --> 00:14:44,568 Kitu hicho kitakuletea mafanikio siku moja! 260 00:14:44,891 --> 00:14:46,391 Kwa sababu ni ya ajabu! 261 00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:48,963 Umebarikiwa. 262 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:53,670 Je, hufikiri hivyo? Kwa hivyo usipate hukasirika wanapokuita mchumba mkubwa. 263 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,956 Ni kweli. Kwa nini unapaswa kukasirika? 264 00:15:01,914 --> 00:15:04,866 Hata shangazi yangu hakuweza kueleza. 265 00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:07,664 Hakujua la kuniambia. 266 00:15:08,246 --> 00:15:11,061 Lakini ninamshukuru sana. 267 00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:14,433 Ingawa baba aliniacha, 268 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,540 na mama yangu alikufa, 269 00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:20,284 ndiye pekee ambaye kweli alinijali na kunilea. 270 00:15:20,365 --> 00:15:22,531 Shangazi yangu Dolor alinipenda sana. 271 00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:25,683 Una bahati sana kuwa nayo Shangazi Dolor mwenye nguvu 272 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,954 aliyekujali sana na kukulea kama wake. 273 00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:30,555 Samahani, umekuwa ukipakia tangu kuzaliwa. 274 00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:33,592 Miaka yako ya ujana ilikuwaje? 275 00:15:33,804 --> 00:15:35,142 nashangaa 276 00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:37,189 kuhusu mara yako ya kwanza. 277 00:15:37,558 --> 00:15:39,974 Habari! Hiyo ni moja ya filamu za Direk Roman! 278 00:15:39,999 --> 00:15:42,416 Mara ya kwanza! Jihadharini nayo katika kumbi za sinema. 279 00:15:42,664 --> 00:15:45,327 Kwa hivyo, wacha tuzungumze juu ya mara yako ya kwanza, kama huna akili. 280 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:48,586 Lini? WHO? Wapi? Jinsi gani? 281 00:15:48,611 --> 00:15:50,903 Unajua, jina la podikasti hii ni Shhh!, 282 00:15:50,928 --> 00:15:53,402 lakini hakuna kufichua siri hizo! 283 00:15:55,511 --> 00:15:56,594 Salome... 284 00:15:56,619 --> 00:15:57,744 Ukweli ni kwamba, 285 00:15:58,592 --> 00:16:01,301 Sitaki kabisa rejea sura hiyo ya maisha yangu. 286 00:16:02,249 --> 00:16:04,712 Kwa sababu ilikuwa ni aibu sana na kiwewe. 287 00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:07,074 Ninaelewa. 288 00:16:07,282 --> 00:16:08,366 Naam, 289 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,407 linapokuja suala la kiwewe, 290 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,484 huna haja ya kuzungumza juu yake kama hutaki. 291 00:16:13,954 --> 00:16:14,954 Hakuna shinikizo. 292 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,508 Lakini kwa uaminifu, 293 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,880 watu wengi wanatamani kujua jinsi ulivyofahamu mara ya kwanza, 294 00:16:20,996 --> 00:16:23,996 na jinsi Dick mkubwa wa Dax aliamka. 295 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,383 Nitaanzaje hata... 296 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,288 Inatia aibu sana, naahidi. 297 00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:31,842 Lakini, 298 00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:33,846 hivi ndivyo ilivyokuwa... 299 00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,972 Nilipokuwa na umri wa miaka 16, 300 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,045 tulikuwa tunafanya vizuri zaidi kifedha. 301 00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:42,454 Shangazi yangu Dolor alikuwa ameweza kununua nyumba ndogo ya milango miwili 302 00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:48,147 kupitia kuuza tocino, tapa, longnganisa, na bidhaa zingine. 303 00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:52,660 Alikuwa ameweka akiba ya kutosha kunitumia kwa shule binafsi. 304 00:16:52,817 --> 00:16:54,233 Lakini siku hiyo, 305 00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:55,941 hatukuwa na madarasa. 306 00:16:55,966 --> 00:16:58,383 Na kulikuwa na uhaba wa maji katika eneo letu. 307 00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:00,751 Hivyo shangazi Dolor akaniuliza 308 00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:04,901 kuchota maji pampu chini ya barabara. 309 00:17:04,926 --> 00:17:07,217 Sitasahau siku hiyo! 310 00:17:07,438 --> 00:17:09,479 Kitu cha ajabu kilinitokea. 311 00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:31,886 Kuna mtu yuko nyumbani? 312 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:38,308 Ndiyo, nikufanyie nini, mrembo? 313 00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,862 Nimekuletea maji. 314 00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:43,984 Shangazi aliniambia lete hapa kwenye kitengo chako 315 00:17:44,316 --> 00:17:47,040 kwani maji yataisha saa tatu. 316 00:17:47,603 --> 00:17:50,082 Oh? Muda kamili. 317 00:17:51,322 --> 00:17:52,739 Nilikuwa karibu kuoga. 318 00:17:54,895 --> 00:17:57,520 Tafadhali lete ndani. 319 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,126 Sawa, bibie. Ningepaswa kurudi. 320 00:18:14,589 --> 00:18:16,922 Sio haraka sana. Njoo hapa kwa sekunde. 321 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,034 Njoo bafuni. 322 00:18:22,912 --> 00:18:24,629 Oh, hapa. 323 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:27,929 Tumia hii kusugua mgongo wangu. Siwezi kuifikia. 324 00:20:17,929 --> 00:20:20,804 Shit! Ni kubwa sana! 325 00:20:27,622 --> 00:20:29,500 Hangeacha kuninyonya. 326 00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:30,876 Inageuka, 327 00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:33,975 mshikaji wake alikwama kwenye uume wangu. 328 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,235 Lo! Kwa kweli? 329 00:20:36,315 --> 00:20:39,125 Rafiki yako mdogo ni kitu kingine. 330 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,631 Ilikuwa mara yako ya kwanza 331 00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:42,537 na tayari ilikuingiza kwenye matatizo. 332 00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:43,562 Jamani! 333 00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:45,141 Wakati mashabiki wako sikia kuhusu hili, 334 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,332 utaingia virusi tena. 335 00:20:47,357 --> 00:20:50,067 Masikini Amanda. 336 00:20:50,095 --> 00:20:51,845 Nini kilitokea kwa mdomo wake? 337 00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,710 Je, taya yake iliteguka? 338 00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:55,318 Je, ilinyoosha? 339 00:20:55,363 --> 00:20:56,623 Alikuwaje? 340 00:20:56,704 --> 00:20:58,829 Nini kilimpata? Siwezi hata kufikiria. 341 00:20:59,419 --> 00:21:00,794 Daksi! Dokta! 342 00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:03,034 Ni nini kilimpata mpwa wangu, Doc? 343 00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:06,250 - Muuguzi! Nini kilitokea? - Bibi, tulia. 344 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,582 Subiri, subiri. Nini kilitokea? 345 00:21:09,225 --> 00:21:10,225 Muuguzi! Muuguzi! Tafadhali, ninahitaji mtu hapa. 346 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,666 Mwana wa mbwembwe! 347 00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:13,316 Mtu wito mlinzi. 348 00:21:14,526 --> 00:21:16,651 Ni nini kilikupata? Ilifanyikaje? 349 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,067 Kuna mtu amerekodi video wetu hospitalini. 350 00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:21,392 Na video hiyo ilisambaa. 351 00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:25,632 Umemfanya nini mpwa wangu? 352 00:21:31,005 --> 00:21:32,005 Homer? 353 00:21:32,287 --> 00:21:33,704 Wewe jamani! 354 00:21:33,729 --> 00:21:36,229 Kila mtu ameona wewe ni tapeli gani! 355 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,149 Homer alikasirika. 356 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,549 Ni mume wa Amanda. 357 00:21:40,811 --> 00:21:43,561 Alifika nyumbani ghafla kutoka kwa kufanya kazi kwenye meli. 358 00:21:43,832 --> 00:21:45,266 Wewe jamani! Huna aibu wewe! 359 00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:46,500 Jamani wewe! 360 00:21:47,094 --> 00:21:48,916 Jamani wewe, acha! 361 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:53,458 - Damn wewe, acha! - Shit! 362 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,467 - Msaada! - Punguza wewe! 363 00:21:55,492 --> 00:21:57,951 Mtu anisaidie! Acha! 364 00:21:57,976 --> 00:21:59,267 Hebu tutoe hii nje. 365 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,776 Kwa hivyo majirani wanaweza kuona 366 00:22:00,801 --> 00:22:02,010 - wewe ni monster kiasi gani! - Acha niende! 367 00:22:02,035 --> 00:22:04,059 Acha! Acha! 368 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,750 Inatosha! 369 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,208 Homer, acha hiyo! 370 00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:08,733 - Mke wako anaumia! - Inatosha! 371 00:22:08,804 --> 00:22:10,058 Msaada! 372 00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:11,583 Acha tafadhali! 373 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,500 Wewe ni kichaa sana! Hujabadilika hata kidogo! 374 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,969 Acha kumuumiza mkeo! 375 00:22:15,994 --> 00:22:17,162 Jamani nyote! 376 00:22:17,578 --> 00:22:19,245 Usithubutu kuingilia kati! 377 00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:21,166 Mkeo tayari anavuja damu! 378 00:22:22,012 --> 00:22:24,514 Ni nani kati yenu aliyethubutu kuchafuana na mke wangu? 379 00:22:25,702 --> 00:22:28,125 Ni yupi kati yenu umemdhulumu mke wangu? 380 00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:30,300 Habari! 381 00:22:30,325 --> 00:22:31,365 Sio mimi! 382 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,125 Sio mpwa wangu! 383 00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:36,850 Achana naye! Homer! 384 00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:38,542 Tulia. Mimi nakuambia. 385 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,318 Utaishia kumuua mkeo. 386 00:22:40,656 --> 00:22:42,157 Sio watoto hawa! 387 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,777 Tafadhali, kwa ajili ya Mungu, fikiria mara mbili. 388 00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:47,219 Shangazi? Shangazi Dolor! 389 00:22:49,808 --> 00:22:51,655 Pumbavu wewe! 390 00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:57,116 Jamani wewe! 391 00:23:05,031 --> 00:23:06,156 Msaada! 392 00:23:06,181 --> 00:23:07,388 Screw wewe! 393 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:09,019 Amanda! 394 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,366 Sogeza! 395 00:23:10,959 --> 00:23:11,959 Amanda! 396 00:23:14,205 --> 00:23:15,911 Je! Je! 397 00:23:16,431 --> 00:23:18,056 Homer, acha! 398 00:23:18,412 --> 00:23:19,635 Jamani wewe! 399 00:23:20,051 --> 00:23:21,722 Rudi hapa! 400 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:25,375 Homer alikuwa karibu kumpiga risasi Amanda. 401 00:23:25,552 --> 00:23:26,552 Lakini ngoja! 402 00:23:26,616 --> 00:23:28,116 Kuna zaidi! 403 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,622 Ghafla, 404 00:23:31,647 --> 00:23:33,496 gari linaonekana! 405 00:23:36,927 --> 00:23:39,302 Kama knight katika kuangaza silaha. 406 00:23:41,443 --> 00:23:44,082 Lakini farasi alishtuka. 407 00:23:44,107 --> 00:23:45,829 Likampiga teke la kichwa Amanda. 408 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:55,468 Na hiyo ndiyo iliisha kumuua Amanda! 409 00:23:57,192 --> 00:23:58,317 Naam, 410 00:23:58,342 --> 00:24:01,112 hiyo iliongezeka kwa njia ambayo sikutarajia! 411 00:24:01,658 --> 00:24:03,544 Hiyo ni mbaya kama kutomba! 412 00:24:03,983 --> 00:24:05,152 Nakubali. 413 00:24:05,786 --> 00:24:06,786 Mpaka sasa, 414 00:24:07,109 --> 00:24:10,109 Bado nina huzuni kila wakati Nakumbuka hadithi hiyo. 415 00:24:11,351 --> 00:24:13,976 Kama kwamba ilikuwa makosa yangu yote. 416 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:16,711 Walakini, baada ya hapo, 417 00:24:17,195 --> 00:24:19,131 Nilianza kuwakwepa wanawake. 418 00:24:19,964 --> 00:24:21,130 Niliogopa! 419 00:24:22,184 --> 00:24:23,726 Nilienda hata kutafuta roho. 420 00:24:24,742 --> 00:24:26,342 Sikufikiria kupata rafiki wa kike. 421 00:24:26,467 --> 00:24:28,996 Nilianza tu kwenda nje nikiwa peke yangu chuoni. 422 00:24:29,918 --> 00:24:31,834 Yaani nilipata kiwewe kikubwa. 423 00:24:34,007 --> 00:24:36,007 Ningeepuka tu wanawake kwa ujumla. 424 00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:38,353 Ningetazama sinema peke yangu. 425 00:24:38,737 --> 00:24:40,154 Ninabarizi na mimi mwenyewe. 426 00:24:40,784 --> 00:24:41,867 Hakuna tarehe! 427 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,899 Sitaki kuwa karibu na wanawake. 428 00:24:44,117 --> 00:24:46,159 Kwa sababu wote wananiona kama kitu kimoja! 429 00:24:46,298 --> 00:24:49,298 Dick jitu linalotembea! 430 00:24:49,425 --> 00:24:50,466 Oh, 431 00:24:50,546 --> 00:24:52,100 Sitaki kufa. 432 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,208 Bwana. 433 00:25:13,494 --> 00:25:15,399 Tafadhali nihurumie. 434 00:25:15,424 --> 00:25:18,380 Sina pesa za nauli. 435 00:25:18,405 --> 00:25:21,606 Unafikiri unaweza kuniachia sarafu chache? 436 00:25:21,751 --> 00:25:23,251 Njoo, bwana. 437 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,025 Tafadhali, nakuomba. 438 00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:30,138 Habari! Namjua huyu! 439 00:25:30,576 --> 00:25:32,909 Shit, nimeona filamu hii hapo awali! 440 00:25:33,244 --> 00:25:34,452 Ilikuwa nzuri. 441 00:25:51,604 --> 00:25:53,396 Ndivyo mlivyo wanaume. 442 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:57,262 Unachojali ni pussy yetu. 443 00:25:58,289 --> 00:26:00,414 Mara tu unapopata kile unachotaka, 444 00:26:01,541 --> 00:26:02,999 unatuacha tu nyuma. 445 00:26:09,264 --> 00:26:11,097 Kesho, utakuwa umekwenda. 446 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,078 Mnaenda wapi jamani, na ngapi? 447 00:26:56,405 --> 00:26:57,446 Bi. 448 00:26:57,509 --> 00:26:59,550 Nitalipia nauli yako. 449 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:03,403 Hapa. 450 00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:04,996 Kwa Nueva Segovia. 451 00:27:06,032 --> 00:27:07,241 Nueva Segovia? 452 00:27:07,403 --> 00:27:09,291 Njia hii ni ya Fairview tu. 453 00:27:09,724 --> 00:27:11,391 Subiri, Bi. Je, hata unamjua? 454 00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:13,655 Lo! Hapana, bwana. Alikaa tu hapa. 455 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,800 Bi. 456 00:27:16,782 --> 00:27:19,074 Si ulikuwa ukiniomba usafiri wa bure? 457 00:27:19,676 --> 00:27:21,551 Unaonekana kama mbakaji. 458 00:27:21,615 --> 00:27:24,282 Mpe nauli, kisha umnunulie simu ya mkononi. 459 00:27:24,307 --> 00:27:25,747 Lo, basi utampeleka kwenye moteli. 460 00:27:25,922 --> 00:27:28,077 Nitakupigia simu polisi! 461 00:27:28,102 --> 00:27:29,143 Njoo, Boss. 462 00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:31,125 Mimi si mtu mbaya. 463 00:27:32,113 --> 00:27:33,644 - Bibi, tafadhali. - Ndugu! 464 00:27:33,689 --> 00:27:36,397 - Vuta juu. Tuna mpotovu hapa. - Je, huu ni mzaha? 465 00:27:36,435 --> 00:27:39,310 - Mimi si mpotovu. Niamini mimi. - Ndugu, simamisha basi, tumepata mpotovu. 466 00:27:39,335 --> 00:27:43,228 Ah, tafadhali, bwana. Siamini tena katika watu kama wewe. 467 00:27:43,434 --> 00:27:46,479 Angalia tu hasira yako kali! 468 00:27:47,072 --> 00:27:48,072 Jeez. 469 00:27:48,287 --> 00:27:50,541 Wanaume kama wewe, kweli. 470 00:27:50,566 --> 00:27:52,357 Maisha haya ni mambo. 471 00:27:52,883 --> 00:27:55,341 Ninaendelea kukosea kama mpotovu. 472 00:27:55,588 --> 00:27:57,749 Kwa nini hii lazima iwe kubwa sana? 473 00:27:57,822 --> 00:28:00,372 Kwa hivyo, hiyo inamaanisha ... 474 00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:02,987 Baada ya mara yako ya kwanza na Amanda, 475 00:28:03,821 --> 00:28:05,779 hujawahi kwenda kwa mwanamke mwingine yeyote? 476 00:28:07,006 --> 00:28:08,955 Ulisema umepata kiwewe. 477 00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:10,590 Ndio Salome. 478 00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:12,563 Nina aibu kusema, 479 00:28:13,332 --> 00:28:14,417 lakini mambo hayakuwa rahisi hivyo. 480 00:28:15,038 --> 00:28:17,247 Haijalishi ni kiasi gani ninaepuka wanawake au hatari, 481 00:28:18,046 --> 00:28:20,005 Naonekana naendelea kuwavutia. 482 00:28:21,317 --> 00:28:24,759 Nilifikiria kilichotokea kwa Amanda ilikuwa kesi ya pekee. 483 00:28:26,116 --> 00:28:27,944 Lakini usishangae, Salome, sawa? 484 00:28:29,384 --> 00:28:31,118 Nina ufunuo mkubwa kwako. 485 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,658 Loo, tunapata serious sasa. 486 00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:37,515 Na huo ufunuo wako mkubwa ni upi? 487 00:28:37,568 --> 00:28:39,526 Kwa sababu mashabiki wako wengi 488 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:43,033 anafurahi kujua yote kuhusu siri zako kubwa. 489 00:28:43,670 --> 00:28:46,357 Salome, unaamini katika laana? 490 00:28:46,789 --> 00:28:47,789 Kwa bahati mbaya? 491 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,311 - Katika laana? - Bila shaka. 492 00:28:50,336 --> 00:28:51,797 Je, kama mtu anapokupiga heksi? 493 00:28:51,956 --> 00:28:53,935 Au uchawi? Uchawi! 494 00:28:54,658 --> 00:28:56,594 Lakini kwa nini unauliza? 495 00:28:56,773 --> 00:28:59,090 Mimi na marafiki zangu tuna mawazo, 496 00:28:59,762 --> 00:29:02,179 kuwa na Dick kubwa kama yangu 497 00:29:03,012 --> 00:29:04,428 ni laana moja kubwa. 498 00:29:05,342 --> 00:29:06,467 Fikiria. 499 00:29:06,623 --> 00:29:08,961 Kila mtu anayefanya mapenzi nami hufa. 500 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:10,837 Kwa sababu baada ya Amanda, 501 00:29:11,481 --> 00:29:12,784 mtu mwingine alikufa. 502 00:29:13,684 --> 00:29:15,559 Msichana mwingine ambaye alijihusisha nami. 503 00:29:16,637 --> 00:29:17,791 Alexa. 504 00:29:19,283 --> 00:29:21,905 Alexa alikuwa mwanafunzi mwenzangu chuoni. 505 00:29:21,930 --> 00:29:24,092 Alikuwa mmoja wapo kifaranga moto zaidi kwenye chuo. 506 00:29:24,324 --> 00:29:27,891 Ilikuwa ni Jumamosi wakati Nilipigiwa simu na yeye. 507 00:29:28,210 --> 00:29:29,294 Alisema 508 00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:32,093 tulihitaji kumaliza mradi wetu. 509 00:29:32,657 --> 00:29:35,449 Wenzi wetu wa kikundi walikuwa tayari nyumbani kwake. 510 00:29:35,809 --> 00:29:37,559 Nielekee tu huko. 511 00:29:41,611 --> 00:29:43,516 Unachukulia hili kwa uzito sana. 512 00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:44,936 Kwa nini usinywe bia nyingine? 513 00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:51,326 Niko sawa, Alexa. 514 00:29:52,371 --> 00:29:55,163 Ninahitaji tu kumaliza hii ili niweze kuondoka. 515 00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:57,659 Shangazi yangu labda ananitafuta. 516 00:29:58,044 --> 00:29:59,210 Njoo. 517 00:29:59,317 --> 00:30:00,692 Chukua mapumziko. 518 00:30:00,811 --> 00:30:02,311 Kaa hapa kwa usiku. 519 00:30:02,345 --> 00:30:04,387 Tuma ujumbe kwa shangazi yako kesho. 520 00:30:07,903 --> 00:30:08,903 Habari! 521 00:30:09,311 --> 00:30:10,311 Alexa! 522 00:30:10,936 --> 00:30:11,936 Unafanya nini? 523 00:30:12,266 --> 00:30:13,266 Kwa nini? 524 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:14,958 Siruhusiwi kugusa hii? 525 00:30:15,143 --> 00:30:16,684 Na hii? Je, hii pia ina vikwazo? 526 00:30:16,709 --> 00:30:17,709 Si hapo! 527 00:30:20,107 --> 00:30:21,725 Namna gani mtu akituona? 528 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,333 Je, ikiwa mpenzi wako atagundua? 529 00:30:23,484 --> 00:30:24,942 Huh? Mpenzi? 530 00:30:25,526 --> 00:30:27,951 Usimjali. Hatajua. 531 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,327 Vipi kuhusu wazazi wako? 532 00:30:30,953 --> 00:30:32,161 Je, wakiamka? 533 00:30:32,199 --> 00:30:33,491 Wako Baguio. 534 00:30:33,516 --> 00:30:34,849 Kuhudhuria mapumziko. 535 00:30:34,907 --> 00:30:36,366 Baba yangu ni mchungaji. 536 00:30:36,512 --> 00:30:37,981 Ni sisi tu hapa. 537 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:41,337 Ndio maana niliwaalika nyie kufanya kazi kwenye mradi wetu. 538 00:30:41,527 --> 00:30:44,558 Na hata hivyo, niliongeza bia 539 00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:47,597 kwa hivyo wanafunzi wenzetu watazimia. 540 00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:49,880 Ninaondoka. 541 00:30:53,243 --> 00:30:54,452 Shikilia! 542 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:58,379 Nataka kuona ukweli wako. 543 00:30:58,664 --> 00:30:59,748 Ukweli wangu? 544 00:30:59,866 --> 00:31:00,907 Ndiyo. 545 00:33:37,096 --> 00:33:38,554 Jumbo! 546 00:33:38,777 --> 00:33:39,985 Je, wewe ni mungu? 547 00:33:42,872 --> 00:33:44,038 Jamani! Jamani! 548 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:45,959 Tazama hii! 549 00:33:47,172 --> 00:33:48,214 Tazama! 550 00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:51,254 Hujasikia? 551 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,597 Umesikia nini? 552 00:33:53,009 --> 00:33:54,550 Hujasikia, Dax? 553 00:33:54,711 --> 00:33:55,711 Ni Alexa! 554 00:33:56,858 --> 00:33:58,150 Nini kilitokea kwa Alexa? 555 00:33:59,053 --> 00:34:00,211 Alikufa. 556 00:34:01,964 --> 00:34:02,964 Alikufa? 557 00:34:03,011 --> 00:34:05,925 Ndiyo! Hata sitanii. 558 00:34:06,436 --> 00:34:09,469 Ni juu ya chuo. Nilidhani unajua! 559 00:34:10,951 --> 00:34:11,951 Habari, 560 00:34:12,245 --> 00:34:13,620 usiniangalie hivyo. 561 00:34:14,782 --> 00:34:17,324 Naapa, sikuwa na chochote kuhusiana na kifo chake. 562 00:34:20,234 --> 00:34:23,210 Hakuna mtu anayepaswa kujua kilichotokea kati yangu na Alexa. 563 00:34:23,465 --> 00:34:25,340 Ninaweza kupata shida kwa hili, wavulana. 564 00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:27,941 Usijali, Dax. 565 00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:29,758 nakuamini. 566 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:31,136 Lakini 567 00:34:31,161 --> 00:34:33,202 nini kingeweza kuwa sababu ya kifo chake? 568 00:34:35,608 --> 00:34:37,933 Tunapaswa kujua 569 00:34:38,712 --> 00:34:40,004 jinsi alivyokufa. 570 00:34:41,193 --> 00:34:43,276 Lakini si tayari tumethibitisha hilo? 571 00:34:44,278 --> 00:34:45,320 Kwamba wewe ni tofauti. 572 00:34:46,321 --> 00:34:47,571 Hatukuwa na majaribio yoyote. 573 00:34:47,838 --> 00:34:48,838 Wewe ni mauti! 574 00:34:48,863 --> 00:34:49,905 Ya kufa! 575 00:34:50,857 --> 00:34:52,613 Niko serious jamani. 576 00:34:53,641 --> 00:34:56,016 Hakuna anayepaswa kujua kilichotokea kati yangu na Alexa 577 00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,333 kabla hajafa. 578 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Sawa. 579 00:35:04,927 --> 00:35:06,802 Kwa hiyo, alikufaje? 580 00:35:08,225 --> 00:35:10,266 Na unadhani kifo chake 581 00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:12,400 alikuwa na kitu cha kufanya na laana uliyotaja? 582 00:35:13,386 --> 00:35:14,561 Kweli, 583 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:17,612 tulikwenda kuamka kwa Alexa. 584 00:35:18,476 --> 00:35:20,309 Na hapo ndipo mama yake 585 00:35:21,003 --> 00:35:22,795 alishiriki sababu halisi ya kifo chake. 586 00:35:34,317 --> 00:35:35,728 Je, ninyi ni marafiki zake? 587 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:37,202 Ndiyo, bibie. 588 00:35:39,047 --> 00:35:40,047 Kaa tu hapa. 589 00:35:40,942 --> 00:35:42,150 Usiingie ndani. 590 00:35:43,715 --> 00:35:45,174 Alituambia 591 00:35:46,224 --> 00:35:47,766 alikuwa anatoka kwenda kula tu. 592 00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:49,965 Kwa hivyo tunamruhusu. 593 00:35:53,329 --> 00:35:55,454 Lakini alipofika nyumbani Jumapili hiyo, 594 00:35:57,761 --> 00:35:58,991 aliendelea kutupa 595 00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:02,683 na alikuwa anahisi kizunguzungu, hivyo tukampeleka hospitali 596 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:06,375 kuangalia ikiwa ni sumu ya chakula. 597 00:36:07,286 --> 00:36:08,625 Lakini ilizidi kuwa mbaya. 598 00:36:09,405 --> 00:36:12,405 Homa yake ilipanda. Alikuwa akitetemeka na alikuwa na baridi. 599 00:36:13,148 --> 00:36:16,002 Hatukutarajia hata kidogo. 600 00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,833 Mtu huyo, Tom, 601 00:36:18,124 --> 00:36:20,583 iligeuka kuwa mbaya ushawishi kwa binti yetu. 602 00:36:20,608 --> 00:36:22,774 Ndiyo maana. Ndivyo ilivyotokea. 603 00:36:24,002 --> 00:36:25,415 Alipoteza maisha. 604 00:36:26,248 --> 00:36:27,541 Inauma sana. 605 00:36:28,098 --> 00:36:29,098 Nini... 606 00:36:29,204 --> 00:36:30,951 Sababu ya kifo ilikuwa nini? 607 00:36:32,394 --> 00:36:33,769 Walisema ni pepopunda. 608 00:36:38,225 --> 00:36:39,292 Pepopunda? 609 00:36:39,317 --> 00:36:40,317 Mjinga wewe. 610 00:36:40,342 --> 00:36:41,633 Ulifanya nini? 611 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:42,742 Labda ulimpa pepopunda. 612 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,592 Uume wako una tatizo gani? Unaosha hata? 613 00:36:45,854 --> 00:36:48,229 Walisema wanandoa hao walichora tatoo zinazolingana. 614 00:36:48,367 --> 00:36:50,070 Na kulingana na daktari, 615 00:36:50,110 --> 00:36:52,194 ndicho kilichomuambukiza binti yangu. 616 00:36:57,485 --> 00:36:58,860 Kwa hivyo samahani, sawa. 617 00:36:59,128 --> 00:37:01,211 Kwa kweli siwezi kukuruhusu uingie. 618 00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:08,177 Loo, jamani. Nimefurahiya halikuwa kosa langu hata kidogo. 619 00:37:11,303 --> 00:37:13,262 Kwa hivyo baada ya Alexa, 620 00:37:13,374 --> 00:37:16,374 aliyefuata kuonja bilinganya yako? 621 00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,393 Umetaja kitu kuhusu 622 00:37:18,418 --> 00:37:20,285 profesa shoga uliyekuwa naye. 623 00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:22,189 Je, kuna kitu kilitokea kati yenu? 624 00:37:22,617 --> 00:37:23,617 Na, 625 00:37:23,791 --> 00:37:25,044 alikufa pia? 626 00:37:26,056 --> 00:37:27,056 Ndiyo. 627 00:37:27,594 --> 00:37:28,719 Kwa kweli sijui 628 00:37:28,819 --> 00:37:30,819 kwanini haya yanazidi kunitokea Salome. 629 00:37:30,866 --> 00:37:31,866 Kwa nini? 630 00:37:31,891 --> 00:37:33,924 Ni nini hasa kilitokea kati yenu? 631 00:37:34,664 --> 00:37:35,914 Ilikuwa wakati wa chuo, 632 00:37:36,326 --> 00:37:37,451 muhula wangu wa mwisho. 633 00:37:38,282 --> 00:37:40,542 Nilihitaji sana kupitisha thesis yangu. 634 00:37:40,998 --> 00:37:43,198 Huyu profesa wangu asiye na aibu, namaanisha, 635 00:37:43,824 --> 00:37:45,698 apumzike kwa amani... 636 00:37:45,723 --> 00:37:47,518 Au kwa uaminifu, kuzimu ni sawa, pia. 637 00:37:47,784 --> 00:37:49,867 Alikuwa anaenda kunishindwa katika thesis yangu. 638 00:37:49,947 --> 00:37:53,322 Kwa sababu hakufanya hivyo kama mada niliyochagua. 639 00:37:53,464 --> 00:37:54,685 Na kisha, 640 00:37:54,836 --> 00:37:57,461 alianza kumsumbua mdogo wangu. 641 00:37:57,694 --> 00:37:58,694 Fikiria, 642 00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,288 alitaka kunipa pigo. 643 00:38:00,853 --> 00:38:02,343 Alitaka kunionja. 644 00:38:02,423 --> 00:38:04,506 na junior wangu mkubwa wa hadithi. 645 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:07,787 Alininyanyasa. 646 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,125 Sikuweza kufanya chochote. 647 00:38:11,649 --> 00:38:12,835 Hata alifanya hivyo 648 00:38:13,045 --> 00:38:14,795 ndani ya chumba chetu cha walimu. 649 00:38:14,947 --> 00:38:16,500 Ee Mungu wangu... 650 00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:18,666 Nilijisikia aibu sana wakati huo. 651 00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,900 Lo, hapana! 652 00:38:21,142 --> 00:38:23,392 Ni mtu mwenye bahati kama nini! Utani! 653 00:38:24,668 --> 00:38:27,270 Huo ni utani mbaya sana, kwa kweli. 654 00:38:27,699 --> 00:38:28,699 Kwa ukweli, 655 00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:32,125 Pole sana kwa kukutokea. 656 00:38:32,847 --> 00:38:35,472 Hakupaswa kuchukua faida wako kama hivyo. 657 00:38:36,215 --> 00:38:37,256 Kila mtu. 658 00:38:37,296 --> 00:38:38,713 Hatukubaliani 659 00:38:38,738 --> 00:38:41,317 unyanyasaji wa kijinsia kwenye podcast hii, sawa? 660 00:38:41,946 --> 00:38:42,946 Hata hivyo, 661 00:38:43,426 --> 00:38:44,467 Natumaini kwamba 662 00:38:44,492 --> 00:38:46,701 umeanza kupona kutokana na tukio hili. 663 00:38:47,038 --> 00:38:49,002 Kwa hivyo huyu profesa wako mpotovu, 664 00:38:49,102 --> 00:38:51,394 jinsi gani dick yako laana kumtoa nje? 665 00:38:51,985 --> 00:38:54,731 Tumesikia hivi punde kwenye TV. 666 00:38:55,677 --> 00:38:56,802 Ilikuwa kwenye habari. 667 00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:59,141 Damn, mtu huyo alianguka. 668 00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:01,245 Imeharibika kabisa! 669 00:39:01,523 --> 00:39:02,856 Imeharibika! 670 00:39:03,089 --> 00:39:04,516 Habari! 671 00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,141 Katika habari zinazochipuka, 672 00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:09,969 profesa wa chuo kutoka Chuo Kikuu cha Mtakatifu Dominiki amefariki dunia 673 00:39:09,994 --> 00:39:11,673 kwa sababu ya sausage ya Hungarian. 674 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,350 Alitambuliwa kama Borgie Grabador, 675 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:16,016 marehemu alifariki baada ya kujiunga 676 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:19,333 shindano la mukbang sausage ya Hungaria iliyofanyika mapema leo. 677 00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:22,066 Lo, hivyo baada ya kupiga simu wewe kwenye chumba cha kitivo, 678 00:39:22,091 --> 00:39:24,341 alikuambia kuwa kweli katika soseji kubwa? 679 00:39:24,366 --> 00:39:27,075 Grabador alishinda shindano hilo, 680 00:39:27,152 --> 00:39:29,569 lakini ghafla alianguka 681 00:39:29,663 --> 00:39:31,621 kwa sababu mtu alikuwa amechoka 682 00:39:31,646 --> 00:39:34,076 sausage yake favorite na sumu. 683 00:39:34,101 --> 00:39:36,101 Tulipomhoji mtuhumiwa, 684 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:40,760 alisema kuwa Profesa Borgie Grabador alikuwa amedhalilishwa 685 00:39:40,785 --> 00:39:42,332 mdogo wake 686 00:39:42,393 --> 00:39:44,976 kwa kubadilishana a kufaulu katika somo. 687 00:39:45,234 --> 00:39:50,616 Nyingine za zamani na za sasa wanafunzi wa Grabador 688 00:39:50,641 --> 00:39:54,058 pia akajitokeza, akisema profesa huyu kweli alikuwa mnyanyasaji wa ngono, 689 00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:56,542 hivyo alistahili kufa. 690 00:39:59,908 --> 00:40:00,933 Nini kuzimu. 691 00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:03,458 Kwa hivyo haukuwa peke yako alichukua faida, huh? 692 00:40:03,743 --> 00:40:06,516 Kwa sababu ya kile alichokifanya kwa mmoja wa wanafunzi wake, 693 00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:08,583 ndivyo ilivyomtokea. 694 00:40:10,683 --> 00:40:11,891 Damn, bro! 695 00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:13,249 Unashangaza! 696 00:40:13,274 --> 00:40:15,024 Sio tu kwamba umepitisha nadharia yako, 697 00:40:15,210 --> 00:40:16,627 wewe ni shujaa pia. 698 00:40:16,758 --> 00:40:19,250 Hebu fikiria, laana imetoweka sasa. 699 00:40:20,149 --> 00:40:22,149 Kuna nini? Kwa nini huonekani kuwa na furaha? 700 00:40:22,558 --> 00:40:23,725 - Je, hilo si jambo zuri? - Je, hupendi? 701 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:24,958 Umepatana naye! 702 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:27,834 Jamani, 703 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:28,901 Siwezi kuchukua hii tena. 704 00:40:29,618 --> 00:40:31,160 Hatia inanila hai. 705 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,929 Kweli hii ni laana. 706 00:40:33,643 --> 00:40:35,184 Sitaki kuwa hivi tena. 707 00:40:35,736 --> 00:40:38,236 Kila mtu anayepata anayehusika na mimi hufa. 708 00:40:38,516 --> 00:40:40,416 Sijui hata kwanini hii inanitokea. 709 00:40:40,664 --> 00:40:42,289 Je, ni kwa sababu ya Dick yangu kubwa? 710 00:40:42,671 --> 00:40:44,046 Je, ninahitaji kuchunguzwa 711 00:40:44,071 --> 00:40:45,488 ili kujua nini kinaendelea kweli? 712 00:40:46,549 --> 00:40:47,935 Labda unamjua mtu? 713 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,475 Nadhani, Dax, 714 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,666 Ninajua mtu anayeweza kukusaidia. 715 00:40:51,691 --> 00:40:52,691 Huh? Twende! 716 00:40:52,842 --> 00:40:55,467 Njoo tu nami na uniamini. 717 00:40:57,443 --> 00:40:58,443 Sawa, kaka. 718 00:40:58,891 --> 00:40:59,932 Chochote inachukua, 719 00:41:00,018 --> 00:41:01,518 ilimradi nipate jibu, 720 00:41:02,268 --> 00:41:03,560 Nitakwenda nawe. 721 00:41:04,293 --> 00:41:05,466 Jamani! 722 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,505 Hii inanishangaza. 723 00:41:08,417 --> 00:41:10,494 Labda unaweza kunifariji? 724 00:41:10,519 --> 00:41:12,042 Utani tu! 725 00:41:12,188 --> 00:41:13,188 Lakini, 726 00:41:13,213 --> 00:41:16,087 laana juu ya dick yako ni kitu kingine. 727 00:41:16,439 --> 00:41:18,371 Sio bahati mbaya tu. 728 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,559 Ni mbaya sana. 729 00:41:20,759 --> 00:41:22,384 Hesabu ya mwili wako, 730 00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:24,100 ni hesabu halisi ya mwili. 731 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,206 Na ninaweza kuhisi hatia 732 00:41:27,231 --> 00:41:28,648 inakulemea. 733 00:41:29,129 --> 00:41:32,420 Na, nina hakika kwamba wewe kutaka vifo vikome. 734 00:41:33,092 --> 00:41:35,153 Je, kuna hatua ulizochukua 735 00:41:35,235 --> 00:41:36,776 kukomesha laana? 736 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:38,692 Ulijaribu kutafuta msaada 737 00:41:38,831 --> 00:41:40,498 kutoka kwa mtu ambaye angeweza kukusaidia? 738 00:41:40,756 --> 00:41:42,173 Utacheka Salome. 739 00:41:57,701 --> 00:41:59,617 Bro, unakumbuka hii? 740 00:42:04,991 --> 00:42:05,991 Ni akina nani hao? 741 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,235 Labda wako pamoja na Tata Esteban? 742 00:42:15,303 --> 00:42:16,845 Je, unatambua mahali hapa, kaka? 743 00:42:18,406 --> 00:42:19,615 Lakini nadhani... 744 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:22,608 Labda, tunapaswa kuwafuata tu. 745 00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:28,847 Tata Esteban. 746 00:42:33,769 --> 00:42:34,853 Hapa. 747 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,435 Huyo ni Tata Esteban? 748 00:42:47,081 --> 00:42:48,668 Kiongozi wa ibada? 749 00:42:50,351 --> 00:42:52,766 Nilipata tu kukutana na mkurugenzi wa ibada. 750 00:42:52,791 --> 00:42:54,113 Huyo ni Tata Esteban. 751 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:57,358 Mganga mwenye ujuzi na mganga mashuhuri. 752 00:42:58,481 --> 00:43:00,398 Acha nifikirie. 753 00:43:00,498 --> 00:43:02,664 Uko hapa 754 00:43:04,403 --> 00:43:07,403 kwa sababu unahitaji kushauriana nami kuhusu jambo fulani. 755 00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:09,697 Hiyo ni kweli, Tata Esteban. 756 00:43:10,032 --> 00:43:12,074 Ni kwa sababu mmoja wenu 757 00:43:12,099 --> 00:43:15,872 ina nguvu 758 00:43:16,025 --> 00:43:17,659 ambayo huleta bahati mbaya. 759 00:43:18,237 --> 00:43:19,940 Mtu ambaye dick yake kubwa 760 00:43:20,336 --> 00:43:22,961 huleta bahati mbaya kwa wanawake 761 00:43:22,986 --> 00:43:24,653 analala naye. 762 00:43:25,188 --> 00:43:26,354 Je! niko sawa? 763 00:43:26,693 --> 00:43:29,163 Uko sawa, Tata Esteban. 764 00:43:29,393 --> 00:43:31,768 Na jina la mtu huyu 765 00:43:32,018 --> 00:43:34,764 ni Dakila Dakobuto. 766 00:43:35,733 --> 00:43:37,090 - Anajua wewe ni nani. - Je! niko sahihi? 767 00:43:38,191 --> 00:43:40,268 Ndiyo, Tata Esteban. 768 00:43:40,293 --> 00:43:42,113 Wewe ni wa ajabu, bwana, Tata Esteban. 769 00:43:42,913 --> 00:43:45,121 Ulijuaje hata kwa nini tuko hapa? 770 00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:57,942 Rahisi. 771 00:43:59,317 --> 00:44:00,362 Hapa hapa. 772 00:44:01,150 --> 00:44:03,862 Rafiki yako alinitumia ujumbe. 773 00:44:06,062 --> 00:44:07,812 - Unapenda hivyo? - Wewe mwanaharamu. 774 00:44:08,071 --> 00:44:09,988 Tulidhani alijua kila kitu. 775 00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:17,916 Njoo karibu, mwanangu. 776 00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:19,632 Nenda. 777 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:22,050 Tumalizie hili. 778 00:44:22,075 --> 00:44:24,533 Nahitaji kuchukua baadhi ya nywele zako, 779 00:44:25,418 --> 00:44:27,930 nywele za pua, mate, 780 00:44:28,521 --> 00:44:29,767 na pubes. 781 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:32,548 - Mpe tu. - Tetea mate kwenye jani hili. 782 00:44:32,741 --> 00:44:34,704 - Una uhakika na hili? - Fanya tu. 783 00:45:02,302 --> 00:45:03,769 Shit, hii ni ya kuchukiza. 784 00:45:04,443 --> 00:45:05,526 Haya basi. 785 00:45:05,802 --> 00:45:07,202 Utafanya nini na hilo? 786 00:45:07,867 --> 00:45:10,867 Kutumia nywele zako, 787 00:45:11,191 --> 00:45:12,191 nywele za pua, 788 00:45:12,732 --> 00:45:15,732 mate, pubes, na jani hili, 789 00:45:16,985 --> 00:45:18,776 Nitaigeuza kuwa kutafuna gugu... 790 00:45:18,801 --> 00:45:19,844 - Huh? - Yuck. 791 00:45:20,956 --> 00:45:21,998 Hiyo ni mbaya. 792 00:45:22,260 --> 00:45:24,718 Na huku nikitafuna, 793 00:45:25,371 --> 00:45:28,371 nguvu zangu zitakua na nguvu! 794 00:45:30,469 --> 00:45:34,677 [kuimba] 795 00:45:34,702 --> 00:45:35,869 Anaonekana kama mpotovu. 796 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:44,905 [kuimba] 797 00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:47,109 Fairies! 798 00:45:51,967 --> 00:46:05,404 [kuimba] 799 00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:21,299 [kuimba] 800 00:46:44,173 --> 00:46:45,465 Lo, shit, farasi! 801 00:46:46,912 --> 00:46:50,125 Dax, amini usiamini, 802 00:46:50,721 --> 00:46:54,927 Ninaweza kuona zamani za mtu. 803 00:46:55,454 --> 00:46:57,079 Ninaona, Dax, 804 00:46:57,104 --> 00:47:00,395 kwamba Dick yako kubwa ni kitu ulichorithi 805 00:47:00,714 --> 00:47:02,047 kutoka kwa baba yako. 806 00:47:02,848 --> 00:47:06,041 Wakati bibi yako alikuwa na mimba ya baba yako, 807 00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:09,058 akawa anapenda sana farasi. 808 00:47:09,948 --> 00:47:11,240 Na uvumi huenda, 809 00:47:11,265 --> 00:47:13,848 nyanya yako Cita alikuwa na mawazo 810 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:15,415 na farasi huyu mmoja. 811 00:47:15,523 --> 00:47:17,356 Fununu zinasema, 812 00:47:18,170 --> 00:47:21,170 farasi kipenzi wa babu yako Jose 813 00:47:22,031 --> 00:47:23,947 ndiye aliyekuwa kweli 814 00:47:24,012 --> 00:47:26,553 umeolewa na bibi yako, sio babu yako. 815 00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:29,285 Kwa hivyo, Dax, 816 00:47:30,313 --> 00:47:32,058 baba yako alizaliwa 817 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,522 na uume kama farasi. 818 00:47:34,612 --> 00:47:36,730 Ambayo kisha akakupitishia. 819 00:47:38,817 --> 00:47:40,702 Baba yako 820 00:47:41,061 --> 00:47:43,709 pia ilijulikana kama 821 00:47:43,734 --> 00:47:44,859 Tatay Mola? 822 00:47:46,356 --> 00:47:47,750 Tatay Mola? 823 00:47:48,670 --> 00:47:49,920 Tatay Kabayo! 824 00:47:50,237 --> 00:47:51,526 Nyamaza! Acha kukatiza! 825 00:47:51,728 --> 00:47:52,808 Tata anaongea! 826 00:47:52,833 --> 00:47:55,183 "Tatay Mola" ni nini hata unazungumza? 827 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,583 Hiyo ni kutoka kwa ulimwengu mwingine. 828 00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:58,850 Hata hivyo, kuendelea, 829 00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:02,416 Ninaona kwamba uchafu wako mkubwa 830 00:48:02,866 --> 00:48:04,324 alitoka kwa baba yako, 831 00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:07,894 ambaye saizi yake pia ilikuwa kama farasi. 832 00:48:08,370 --> 00:48:09,453 Lakini, 833 00:48:09,478 --> 00:48:10,848 kando na mama yako, 834 00:48:10,873 --> 00:48:14,000 kuna mwanamke mwingine. 835 00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:15,249 baba yako alilala naye. 836 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,684 Walikuwa majirani zamani. 837 00:48:18,255 --> 00:48:21,678 Na kwa sababu ya utu uzima wa baba yako, mwanamke hakuweza kumudu. 838 00:48:22,073 --> 00:48:23,698 Ilimuua. 839 00:48:23,723 --> 00:48:24,757 Alisema nini? 840 00:48:25,143 --> 00:48:28,255 Kwa hasira ya mzazi wake, 841 00:48:28,834 --> 00:48:31,251 walimlaani baba yako 842 00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:32,954 walipogundua 843 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:36,562 kwamba mwenzake alikuwa mjamzito. 844 00:48:38,289 --> 00:48:39,623 Kwa hivyo wewe, Dax, 845 00:48:40,143 --> 00:48:43,932 wanaaminika kuwa zao la laana. 846 00:48:44,558 --> 00:48:46,614 Inaonekana wewe pia ulirithi 847 00:48:47,073 --> 00:48:49,100 karma au nguvu 848 00:48:49,131 --> 00:48:52,256 hiyo ilikuwa kwa ajili ya baba yako, Tatay Kabayo. 849 00:48:54,561 --> 00:48:55,894 Hii yote ni ujinga. 850 00:48:56,261 --> 00:48:58,156 Baba yangu ni Mjapani. 851 00:48:58,181 --> 00:48:59,556 Hivyo ndivyo Shangazi Dolor aliniambia. 852 00:49:00,163 --> 00:49:01,413 Alisema mama yangu alipata ujauzito 853 00:49:01,489 --> 00:49:03,906 alipofanya kazi katika klabu huko Subic. 854 00:49:04,551 --> 00:49:06,592 Ndio maana jina langu la mwisho ni Dakobuto. 855 00:49:07,659 --> 00:49:10,873 Labda unasoma vibaya tu maono yako, Tata Esteban. 856 00:49:11,610 --> 00:49:12,776 Unajua nini, guys? 857 00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:13,917 Hebu tuondoke. 858 00:49:13,942 --> 00:49:16,180 - Anatusumbua tu. - Subiri! Subiri! 859 00:49:16,498 --> 00:49:17,498 Daksi, 860 00:49:17,690 --> 00:49:19,922 laana haitavunjika 861 00:49:20,387 --> 00:49:22,470 ikiwa haitoki moyoni mwako 862 00:49:23,456 --> 00:49:24,956 kuivunja. 863 00:49:26,954 --> 00:49:27,954 Pole, 864 00:49:28,393 --> 00:49:30,559 lakini sidhani kama umenisaidia 865 00:49:30,584 --> 00:49:33,001 pata majibu ninayotafuta. 866 00:49:33,463 --> 00:49:34,546 Ikiwa chochote, 867 00:49:34,616 --> 00:49:37,282 umeongeza maswali zaidi kwa akili yangu. 868 00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:39,183 Asante, bwana. Tunaondoka. 869 00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:40,522 Subiri, simama! 870 00:49:40,688 --> 00:49:42,295 Shikilia! 871 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:43,361 Nini sasa? 872 00:49:43,725 --> 00:49:45,100 Bado hujanilipa. 873 00:49:45,125 --> 00:49:47,350 Wanaharamu nyie! Utaondoka tu hivyo? 874 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,149 - Mlipe. - Nilipe kabla ya kwenda. 875 00:49:49,174 --> 00:49:50,174 Njoo. 876 00:49:50,476 --> 00:49:51,476 Hapa. 877 00:49:52,910 --> 00:49:54,138 Haya, twende. 878 00:49:54,163 --> 00:49:56,583 - Subiri. Subiri. - Mwana wa bitch! nini sasa? 879 00:49:56,638 --> 00:49:58,052 - Samahani, bwana. - Kukupunja, pia. 880 00:49:59,979 --> 00:50:00,979 Naam... 881 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,141 Makubaliano na rafiki yako yalikuwa 700. 882 00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:05,666 Kwa nini hii ni 500 tu? 883 00:50:05,691 --> 00:50:07,150 Dax, mlipe tu. 884 00:50:07,175 --> 00:50:08,852 Inapaswa kuwa 1000. 885 00:50:09,808 --> 00:50:11,725 Tata Esteban alikuwa na mauzo tu, 886 00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:13,076 kwa hivyo mpe 700. 887 00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:16,051 Sina pesa za kutosha. 888 00:50:16,211 --> 00:50:17,853 Je, ninaweza kulipa tu kupitia Ecash? 889 00:50:17,924 --> 00:50:19,167 Oh, hakika. 890 00:50:19,246 --> 00:50:21,661 Changanua tu msimbo wangu wa QR. 891 00:50:21,887 --> 00:50:23,083 Huh? Amesasishwa! 892 00:50:23,108 --> 00:50:24,108 Jamani. 893 00:50:33,416 --> 00:50:34,416 Sawa. 894 00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:38,607 - Tunaweza kwenda sasa? - Ndio, toka hapa. 895 00:50:38,954 --> 00:50:40,293 Twende, twende. 896 00:50:44,516 --> 00:50:47,340 Maisha yako ni ya kuchekesha sana, Dax. 897 00:50:47,365 --> 00:50:48,780 Ili rangi. 898 00:50:48,887 --> 00:50:50,766 Ni kama kila mtu kukutana 899 00:50:50,791 --> 00:50:53,083 wana chapa zao za ujinga. 900 00:50:53,108 --> 00:50:55,541 Lakini unajua, kwenda kwa shaman, 901 00:50:55,566 --> 00:50:58,680 Kwa kweli nafikiri hivyo lilikuwa wazo zuri, 902 00:50:58,858 --> 00:51:01,400 hata kama hakusaidia sana. 903 00:51:01,425 --> 00:51:03,778 Akili zenu ziko porini. 904 00:51:03,803 --> 00:51:05,723 Marafiki zangu ni wazimu. 905 00:51:05,748 --> 00:51:07,165 Tafadhali tuvumilie. 906 00:51:07,447 --> 00:51:10,447 Kwa hivyo, baada ya matukio hayo yote ya kichaa, 907 00:51:10,858 --> 00:51:15,044 ulibadilishaje bahati mbaya imeletwa na mcheshi wako? 908 00:51:15,288 --> 00:51:16,829 Kwa sababu angalia wewe sasa. 909 00:51:17,231 --> 00:51:18,523 Wewe ni nyota. 910 00:51:18,884 --> 00:51:21,176 Wewe ndiye Mfalme wa Kaldag wa PikPok. 911 00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:23,130 Una wafuasi wengi. 912 00:51:23,264 --> 00:51:25,399 Mizigo ya ridhaa. 913 00:51:25,464 --> 00:51:28,172 Inaonekana maisha yako ni mazuri sasa. 914 00:51:28,205 --> 00:51:30,531 Waruhusu wasikilizaji wetu wajifunze siri yako. 915 00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:34,060 Ulibadilishaje bahati yako mbaya 916 00:51:34,302 --> 00:51:35,469 kwa bahati nzuri? 917 00:51:35,987 --> 00:51:37,154 Unajua, Salome, 918 00:51:37,676 --> 00:51:38,676 ilikuwa ni Yeye tu. 919 00:51:40,274 --> 00:51:43,440 Inua tu kila kitu unachobeba, 920 00:51:44,190 --> 00:51:46,107 naye atayashughulikia yote. 921 00:52:09,052 --> 00:52:11,830 Pole, Bwana. Tafadhali nisamehe! 922 00:52:12,161 --> 00:52:15,161 Bwana, sipendi maisha yangu yanaenda wapi. 923 00:52:15,519 --> 00:52:18,708 Natafuta majibu ya maswali yangu. 924 00:52:19,291 --> 00:52:20,291 Bwana, 925 00:52:20,316 --> 00:52:21,733 nina bahati mbaya tu? 926 00:52:22,123 --> 00:52:23,617 Haijalishi wanasema nini, 927 00:52:23,985 --> 00:52:25,110 kama ni kweli 928 00:52:25,371 --> 00:52:27,621 au kwa bahati mbaya tu, 929 00:52:28,136 --> 00:52:29,297 tafadhali, Bwana, 930 00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:31,869 kubadilisha maisha yangu. 931 00:52:32,394 --> 00:52:36,436 Nisaidie kuvunja laana hii mbaya juu yangu. 932 00:52:36,829 --> 00:52:39,147 Tafadhali nipe nafasi, Bwana. 933 00:52:39,712 --> 00:52:40,712 Tafadhali, Bwana. 934 00:52:40,737 --> 00:52:42,296 nakuomba sana. 935 00:52:43,169 --> 00:52:45,791 Bwana, nini kinatokea? 936 00:52:45,816 --> 00:52:48,025 Dick yangu ni ndogo sana, Bwana. 937 00:52:48,170 --> 00:52:50,245 Mke wangu hafurahii nayo. 938 00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:54,727 Bwana, tafadhali tafuta njia kwa Dick yangu kukua, Bwana. 939 00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:58,553 Bwana, natumai Dick yangu itakuwa ngumu tena. 940 00:52:58,578 --> 00:53:01,722 Imekuwa miaka kumi tangu dick yangu iliacha kuwa ngumu, Bwana. 941 00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:04,375 Bwana, tafadhali 942 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,683 ngoja nimchukue jirani yangu, Inday. 943 00:53:08,773 --> 00:53:11,398 Kwa nini ninasikia maombi yao? 944 00:53:11,837 --> 00:53:14,023 Wasiwasi wangu unaonekana kuwa mdogo sana sasa. 945 00:53:14,048 --> 00:53:16,174 Bwana. Ninarudisha kila kitu. 946 00:53:16,241 --> 00:53:17,366 Kwa haraka, 947 00:53:17,621 --> 00:53:21,788 kwa sababu tu ya maombi yangu ya kutoka moyoni kwa Mungu kubadilisha mwenendo wa maisha yangu, 948 00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:25,493 Anatuongoza kwa PikPok. 949 00:53:26,105 --> 00:53:29,605 Imekuwa miezi michache baada ya kuhitimu chuo kikuu. 950 00:53:29,878 --> 00:53:32,211 Pamoja na soko la sasa la ajira, 951 00:53:32,564 --> 00:53:34,480 tumekuwa bila kazi kwa miezi kadhaa. 952 00:53:35,072 --> 00:53:36,072 Kwa hiyo? 953 00:53:36,393 --> 00:53:37,684 Je! mmepata chochote bado? 954 00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:39,481 Bado, kaka. 955 00:53:39,506 --> 00:53:41,098 Nilifikiri sasa hivi, 956 00:53:41,123 --> 00:53:44,414 baada ya kuhitimu, tungekuwa na kazi tayari. 957 00:53:44,439 --> 00:53:45,564 Mimi pia. 958 00:53:45,737 --> 00:53:46,737 Hamna lolote kaka. 959 00:53:47,158 --> 00:53:49,641 - Ni ngumu. - Unajua, badala ya kusisitiza, 960 00:53:49,666 --> 00:53:50,833 tuagize tu. 961 00:53:50,858 --> 00:53:51,941 Mrembo! 962 00:53:51,966 --> 00:53:53,217 Mrembo! 963 00:53:53,242 --> 00:53:55,747 Wewe kweli ni mrembo. 964 00:53:58,075 --> 00:53:59,367 Habari. 965 00:53:59,707 --> 00:54:01,680 Je, unaagiza, bwana? 966 00:54:02,135 --> 00:54:03,635 Agiza Scottie. Nina shughuli nyingi. 967 00:54:03,679 --> 00:54:05,012 Nipe. nitaagiza. 968 00:54:06,656 --> 00:54:07,947 Habari. 969 00:54:08,808 --> 00:54:10,516 Niagize pia, kaka. Agizo kwa ajili yangu. 970 00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:11,725 Jibini fimbo na sizzling nguruwe sisig. 971 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:13,083 Jibini fimbo na sizzling nguruwe sisig. 972 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,833 Nguruwe ya kukaanga na tofu kwa ajili yangu. 973 00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:16,166 - Ni favorite yangu. - Nyama ya nguruwe ya kukaanga na tofu. 974 00:54:16,191 --> 00:54:17,400 na ngiri wa porini. 975 00:54:17,433 --> 00:54:19,016 Nipe hiyo. Na kisha 976 00:54:19,083 --> 00:54:20,208 Tunahitaji bia, kaka. 977 00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:22,500 Oh, bia. Nataka moja pia. 978 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:23,685 Tupe kipochi cha bia, sawa? 979 00:54:24,272 --> 00:54:25,791 Tutaagiza zaidi baadaye. 980 00:54:25,816 --> 00:54:26,858 Fanya haraka, sawa? 981 00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:29,333 - Tuna kiu kweli. - Enyi wana wa mabichi. 982 00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:30,391 Umekuwa hapa kwa miaka kumi. 983 00:54:30,416 --> 00:54:31,458 Ongeza kwenye vichupo vyako kila wakati. 984 00:54:31,483 --> 00:54:32,983 Hulipi kamwe. 985 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,791 Habari! Unaenda wapi? 986 00:54:36,891 --> 00:54:38,683 Habari! Hii hapa! Habari! 987 00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:40,083 Mrembo! Haya! 988 00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:41,939 Wewe ni kaimu coy wote. 989 00:54:42,576 --> 00:54:43,617 Njoo. 990 00:54:43,642 --> 00:54:45,217 Dax atakutunza, sawa? 991 00:54:45,390 --> 00:54:46,927 Lo! Daksi! 992 00:54:46,952 --> 00:54:48,432 - Unashughulikia hilo. - Kwa nini mimi? 993 00:54:48,457 --> 00:54:49,507 Wewe shughulikia, njoo. 994 00:54:51,836 --> 00:54:54,716 - Wewe ndiye mhusika mkuu hapa. - Mrembo! 995 00:54:55,825 --> 00:54:56,867 Habari. 996 00:54:56,892 --> 00:54:57,975 Shit, hiyo ni kubwa. 997 00:54:58,090 --> 00:54:59,673 Kubwa kama PVC. 998 00:55:00,033 --> 00:55:01,541 Utapata kizunguzungu na hilo! 999 00:55:01,808 --> 00:55:03,725 - Mrembo! - Mimi ndiye ninayechanganyikiwa kila wakati. 1000 00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:04,708 Nitakutengenezea video. 1001 00:55:04,733 --> 00:55:06,275 Nani ana mchumba mkubwa hapa? 1002 00:55:06,948 --> 00:55:09,833 Siku zote mimi ndiye ninayechanganyikiwa, jamani. 1003 00:55:09,984 --> 00:55:11,623 Inakuwa ngumu sasa. 1004 00:55:11,648 --> 00:55:12,648 Sawa! 1005 00:55:12,690 --> 00:55:14,524 - Kwa hivyo tunaweza kuagiza tayari. - Pata agizo letu. 1006 00:55:14,549 --> 00:55:15,632 Una uhakika? 1007 00:55:15,657 --> 00:55:16,657 Ndiyo. 1008 00:55:17,001 --> 00:55:18,166 Unataka nini kingine? 1009 00:55:18,359 --> 00:55:19,734 Tumekuambia tayari. 1010 00:55:19,759 --> 00:55:20,933 Sisig, fimbo ya jibini. 1011 00:55:20,958 --> 00:55:22,141 Pata oda yetu. 1012 00:55:22,166 --> 00:55:23,450 - Hiyo ndiyo. - Utaratibu wa usindikaji. 1013 00:55:23,475 --> 00:55:25,079 Mpate. 1014 00:55:25,913 --> 00:55:27,363 - Hapo unaenda. - Sawa. 1015 00:55:27,388 --> 00:55:28,430 - Asante! - Sawa! 1016 00:55:28,455 --> 00:55:30,288 - Kwaheri! - Kwaheri! 1017 00:55:30,313 --> 00:55:33,313 Wewe ni kitu kingine, Mrembo! 1018 00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:36,403 Unajua, katikati ya haya yote, 1019 00:55:36,503 --> 00:55:38,461 hakuna mtu anataka kutuajiri. 1020 00:55:39,538 --> 00:55:40,579 Kwa hiyo, 1021 00:55:41,542 --> 00:55:43,621 tuliamua kujaribu kitu cha porini. 1022 00:55:43,646 --> 00:55:44,646 Haya tunaenda! 1023 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:46,894 Na mengine ni historia. 1024 00:55:47,701 --> 00:55:51,057 Nadhani kupata kazi haikuwa kwenye kadi zetu bado. 1025 00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:52,731 Kwa hivyo siku moja, 1026 00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:54,403 kwa uchovu, 1027 00:55:54,711 --> 00:55:57,211 tuliamua kurekodi video ya PikPok! 1028 00:55:57,443 --> 00:55:58,443 Ndugu, 1029 00:55:58,802 --> 00:55:59,904 unatazama nini? 1030 00:56:00,052 --> 00:56:02,136 Hawa jamaa wanachekesha. 1031 00:56:02,341 --> 00:56:04,591 Angalia, kaka, maoni mengi. 1032 00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:07,623 Nadhani mambo haya ni zinazovuma katika nchi nyingine. 1033 00:56:07,648 --> 00:56:08,648 Iangalie. 1034 00:56:08,673 --> 00:56:09,840 Hapa kuna samaki. 1035 00:56:09,865 --> 00:56:11,115 Angalia mavazi yao kaka. 1036 00:56:11,211 --> 00:56:13,409 Tazama! Muhtasari wa boxer! 1037 00:56:13,434 --> 00:56:15,166 - Tazama! - Acha nione! 1038 00:56:15,166 --> 00:56:16,215 Angalia Dick! 1039 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:17,574 Mwangalie huyo mtukutu, kaka. 1040 00:56:18,039 --> 00:56:19,541 Ni kuyumbayumba tu kila upande. 1041 00:56:19,541 --> 00:56:20,708 Dax anaweza kufanya hivyo, rahisi. 1042 00:56:20,855 --> 00:56:22,480 Mungu, ndiyo. Hili si lolote kwa Dax. 1043 00:56:22,584 --> 00:56:24,125 Ikiwa Dax atajaribu hii. 1044 00:56:24,793 --> 00:56:26,293 Nakwambia kaka. 1045 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:27,756 Tutaeneza virusi mara moja. 1046 00:56:27,781 --> 00:56:29,680 - Ee mungu wangu. - Ndugu, ndivyo hivyo. 1047 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,008 Kwa nini tusijaribu? 1048 00:56:32,033 --> 00:56:33,449 Ni dakika 15 tu za aibu. 1049 00:56:33,634 --> 00:56:36,134 Unachohitaji ni ngozi nene. 1050 00:56:37,171 --> 00:56:38,171 Lakini ikiwa hii inafanya kazi. 1051 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,918 Jamani. Tunaweza kupiga jackpot na hii. 1052 00:56:42,041 --> 00:56:43,541 Ni hivi, kaka. Hii ndio. 1053 00:56:43,541 --> 00:56:44,791 - Twende! - Je! 1054 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:46,000 Hebu tufanye. 1055 00:56:46,025 --> 00:56:47,233 Hebu tufanye. Hapa. 1056 00:56:47,319 --> 00:56:48,920 Kweli? Je, utatengeneza video ya PikPok? 1057 00:56:48,945 --> 00:56:50,587 Njoo, nikufundishe. 1058 00:56:50,612 --> 00:56:52,629 Hapo tunayo. Tumejipatia choreologist. 1059 00:56:52,654 --> 00:56:53,654 Je! 1060 00:56:53,679 --> 00:56:55,750 Fuata mwongozo wangu. Nitafanya choreo. 1061 00:56:55,775 --> 00:56:56,775 Simama! Juu! 1062 00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,718 Njoo, Dax. 1063 00:56:58,743 --> 00:57:01,250 Dax, njoo. Ni kwa dakika chache tu. 1064 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:02,250 Una haraka, Mrembo. 1065 00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:04,583 Lakini itakuwa bora ikiwa uko uchi. 1066 00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:06,000 Nini kinatokea? 1067 00:57:06,025 --> 00:57:07,083 - Sisi? - Ndiyo. 1068 00:57:07,108 --> 00:57:09,191 Tutaenda virusi ikiwa tuko uchi. 1069 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,010 Iwashe. 1070 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:13,291 PVC kwa kweli. 1071 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,708 Hakikisha tunaeneza virusi, sawa? 1072 00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:18,891 Sawa, nitahesabu. Fanya haraka. 1073 00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:20,125 Sawa. Shikilia. 1074 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,250 - Chukua polepole. - Je, kila mtu yuko tayari? 1075 00:57:23,166 --> 00:57:24,166 Moja. 1076 00:57:24,351 --> 00:57:25,351 Mbili. 1077 00:57:25,612 --> 00:57:26,612 Tatu. 1078 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:27,944 Nne. 1079 00:57:28,302 --> 00:57:29,510 Hisia. 1080 00:57:30,038 --> 00:57:32,193 Moja zaidi? Moja zaidi, bado ni fujo. 1081 00:57:32,448 --> 00:57:34,001 - Moja zaidi. - Inua yote hayo juu. 1082 00:57:34,559 --> 00:57:36,393 Kitu kitatoka ninapoinua hii. 1083 00:57:36,418 --> 00:57:38,902 Kitu kitatoka. 1084 00:57:38,927 --> 00:57:40,750 Njoo, moja zaidi. 1085 00:57:40,886 --> 00:57:41,886 Moja. 1086 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:43,208 Mbili. 1087 00:57:43,504 --> 00:57:44,504 Tatu. 1088 00:57:45,822 --> 00:57:46,822 Moja. 1089 00:57:47,151 --> 00:57:48,151 Mbili. 1090 00:57:49,128 --> 00:57:50,345 Tatu. 1091 00:57:50,589 --> 00:57:51,589 Nne. 1092 00:59:02,958 --> 00:59:04,458 Piga kelele kwako huko nje! 1093 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,933 Damn, guys, hatukutarajia hili. 1094 00:59:07,455 --> 00:59:08,871 Mtu anauliza kwa kupiga kelele. 1095 00:59:09,291 --> 00:59:10,666 Jane Sison. 1096 00:59:10,691 --> 00:59:12,191 Piga kelele kwa Dax. 1097 00:59:12,375 --> 00:59:13,875 Dick yako ni kubwa! 1098 00:59:14,062 --> 00:59:15,791 Wanasema yako Dick ni mkubwa, kaka! 1099 00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:16,990 Damn, ndio. 1100 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,083 - Sio ngumu bado. - Sio ngumu. 1101 01:00:00,583 --> 01:00:03,041 Hiyo ilikuwa hadithi ya kutia moyo, Dax. 1102 01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:05,458 Kutoka kwa mfululizo wa bahati mbaya, 1103 01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:08,250 ulipigana njia yako juu kwa mafanikio na umaarufu. 1104 01:00:08,875 --> 01:00:10,958 Natumai wasikilizaji wetu wanaweza kuliona hilo 1105 01:00:11,166 --> 01:00:12,708 ilimradi usikate tamaa 1106 01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:14,791 na endelea kuhangaika, 1107 01:00:15,186 --> 01:00:16,316 ulimwengu 1108 01:00:16,341 --> 01:00:18,799 nitakupa yote baraka unazostahili. 1109 01:00:19,084 --> 01:00:21,125 Kwa sababu unaleta furaha nyingi. 1110 01:00:21,442 --> 01:00:22,708 Angalia wewe sasa! 1111 01:00:22,835 --> 01:00:24,083 Mfalme Kaldag, 1112 01:00:24,388 --> 01:00:26,297 wafuasi milioni 20, 1113 01:00:26,441 --> 01:00:28,400 wingi wa ridhaa. 1114 01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:30,953 Umefanikiwa! Wewe ndiye mpango halisi! 1115 01:00:31,684 --> 01:00:32,851 Unajua nini? 1116 01:00:33,099 --> 01:00:35,705 Asante kwa kuniamini na hadithi yako, Dax. 1117 01:00:36,913 --> 01:00:38,680 Nimecheka sana 1118 01:00:38,877 --> 01:00:41,002 na kujifunza mengi sana. 1119 01:00:41,241 --> 01:00:42,916 Raha ni yangu, Salome. 1120 01:00:43,458 --> 01:00:45,583 Na asante kwa kunipa nafasi hii 1121 01:00:45,893 --> 01:00:47,726 kukuambia hadithi yangu. 1122 01:00:48,081 --> 01:00:49,248 Hadithi yangu. 1123 01:00:49,306 --> 01:00:50,931 Na kwa mamilioni ya watazamaji wako. 1124 01:00:51,288 --> 01:00:52,329 Unakaribishwa. 1125 01:00:53,258 --> 01:00:54,258 Na 1126 01:00:54,283 --> 01:00:56,563 Nilipata swali la mwisho kabla hatujamaliza. 1127 01:00:57,095 --> 01:00:58,178 Je, uko tayari? 1128 01:00:58,435 --> 01:01:00,310 Mji mkuu wa Zimbabwe ni nini? 1129 01:01:00,335 --> 01:01:01,526 Utani! 1130 01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:03,924 Natania tu. 1131 01:01:04,248 --> 01:01:05,956 Nataka tu kujua, 1132 01:01:06,806 --> 01:01:09,000 je laana imefifia? 1133 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:12,480 Imekutengenezea njia kuanguka kwa upendo na mtu yeyote? 1134 01:01:12,891 --> 01:01:14,433 Sasa kuna mtu mwenye bahati 1135 01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:17,458 nani anamiliki dick na moyo wako? 1136 01:01:17,719 --> 01:01:19,094 Unachekesha sana Salome. 1137 01:01:19,243 --> 01:01:20,243 Kidogo tu. 1138 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:22,708 Lakini kujibu maswali yako ... 1139 01:01:24,183 --> 01:01:25,349 Ninachojua ni, 1140 01:01:25,784 --> 01:01:29,593 ni bora ikiwa hakuna mtu anayemiliki kifurushi hiki sasa hivi. 1141 01:01:29,618 --> 01:01:30,618 Lakini, kwa nini? 1142 01:01:30,683 --> 01:01:31,683 Hii ni bora kuliko 1143 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:33,374 kitu kinachotokea tena. 1144 01:01:33,399 --> 01:01:35,307 - Ningejilaumu tu. - Una uhakika. 1145 01:01:35,808 --> 01:01:36,850 Lakini kujibu swali lako 1146 01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:39,737 kuhusu upendo mmoja wa kweli au mtu maalum, 1147 01:01:40,581 --> 01:01:41,581 Ndio, kulikuwa na msichana mmoja. 1148 01:01:42,636 --> 01:01:43,695 Nimempenda kwa muda mrefu. 1149 01:01:44,596 --> 01:01:47,353 Sijui yuko wapi sasa. 1150 01:01:50,162 --> 01:01:52,100 Iwe hivyo wakati mwingine. 1151 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:55,583 Lakini unajua, sitaki mwisho podcast kwenye dokezo la kusikitisha. 1152 01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:58,416 Labda unaweza kutuonyesha saini yako? 1153 01:01:58,416 --> 01:02:00,500 Njoo, moja tu. Tuonyeshe tu. 1154 01:02:00,666 --> 01:02:02,266 Haraka! Tuonyeshe! 1155 01:02:02,291 --> 01:02:04,875 Tuonyeshe msukumo! Tuonyeshe msukumo! 1156 01:02:05,166 --> 01:02:07,166 Tuonyeshe msukumo! Tuonyeshe msukumo! 1157 01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:09,750 Tuonyeshe msukumo! Moja tu! Haya! 1158 01:02:31,106 --> 01:02:33,496 Ndiyo! 1159 01:02:33,521 --> 01:02:35,178 Nzuri! 1160 01:02:56,853 --> 01:02:58,311 Huyo mtoto wa kibongo anachukua milele. 1161 01:02:58,336 --> 01:02:59,455 Bado hajatoka. 1162 01:03:00,587 --> 01:03:01,879 Walikuambia nini? 1163 01:03:02,199 --> 01:03:04,358 Hawakuniambia chochote. Kusubiri tu hapa nje. 1164 01:03:04,563 --> 01:03:07,037 Shida ni kwamba, msichana yuko naye 1165 01:03:07,062 --> 01:03:08,750 ni Salome Salvi. 1166 01:03:09,307 --> 01:03:11,334 Salome punda wangu. Unafikiri anapiga? 1167 01:03:11,359 --> 01:03:13,443 Unajua jinsi alivyo. 1168 01:03:13,468 --> 01:03:15,426 Je, huwa anakataa mtu yeyote? Jamani, Dax. 1169 01:03:15,451 --> 01:03:17,326 Pengine wanarekodi video ya PikPok. 1170 01:03:18,398 --> 01:03:19,558 Kwa msukumo mwingi. 1171 01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:20,833 Endelea kusukuma. 1172 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:34,401 Habari, 1173 01:03:34,426 --> 01:03:36,676 unaweza kuniruhusu nipate uzoefu huo, pia? 1174 01:03:37,341 --> 01:03:38,973 Unataka kulaaniwa? 1175 01:03:38,998 --> 01:03:40,831 Hapana, bitch. Sitaki kufa. 1176 01:03:41,171 --> 01:03:42,755 Nataka tu kuiona. 1177 01:03:44,190 --> 01:03:45,453 Ladha tu. 1178 01:03:45,478 --> 01:03:48,270 Kidokezo tu. Sekunde tano. Hakuna mifuatano iliyoambatishwa. 1179 01:03:48,295 --> 01:03:51,545 Ninapaswa kuwa salama kutoka kwa laana ikiwa ni sekunde tano tu, sivyo? 1180 01:04:04,718 --> 01:04:06,541 Angalia, anakasirika sasa. 1181 01:04:07,829 --> 01:04:08,829 Bado. 1182 01:04:09,047 --> 01:04:11,287 - Sio ngumu bado. - Hiyo sio saizi kamili bado? 1183 01:04:54,953 --> 01:04:56,190 Nilipokuwa chuoni, 1184 01:04:56,316 --> 01:04:58,233 Nilikaa mbali kabisa na wasichana. 1185 01:04:58,338 --> 01:04:59,338 Kwa sababu, 1186 01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:02,535 kando na picha yangu ya aibu ya mimi kuwa na Dick kubwa, 1187 01:05:02,657 --> 01:05:05,657 wasichana waliohusika na mimi kuishia kufa. 1188 01:05:06,739 --> 01:05:07,822 Ingawa, 1189 01:05:07,969 --> 01:05:10,709 Naipenda sana hii msichana mmoja chuoni. 1190 01:05:10,991 --> 01:05:12,282 Bettina. 1191 01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:42,793 Niliota kuwa na Bettina kama mpenzi wangu. 1192 01:05:42,818 --> 01:05:44,677 Lakini sikuwa na ujasiri wa kumuuliza. 1193 01:05:45,014 --> 01:05:46,931 Nilipokuwa nikisubiri kwa ajili yake katika barabara ya ukumbi ... 1194 01:05:48,915 --> 01:05:49,944 Shit! 1195 01:05:50,124 --> 01:05:51,591 Inageuka, tayari ana mpenzi. 1196 01:05:51,894 --> 01:05:53,352 Kwa nini hadithi zote zinaenda hivyo? 1197 01:05:53,641 --> 01:05:55,975 Daima ni robo 1198 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,495 nani kupata cheerleaders, unajua? 1199 01:06:00,061 --> 01:06:01,311 Kwa hivyo maneno mafupi. 1200 01:06:02,386 --> 01:06:03,636 Lakini ni sawa. 1201 01:06:03,871 --> 01:06:06,871 Angekuwa na bahati mbaya ikiwa alimalizana na mimi. 1202 01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:09,807 Baada ya kuhitimu, 1203 01:06:09,957 --> 01:06:11,790 Sikumuona tena Bettina. 1204 01:06:12,312 --> 01:06:14,096 Sikuweza hata kumwambia 1205 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,137 kwamba nilikuwa na mapenzi makubwa nyuma yake. 1206 01:06:23,101 --> 01:06:25,726 Kwamba alikuwa mpenzi wangu mmoja wa kweli. 1207 01:06:31,612 --> 01:06:34,517 Shit! Ndiyo! 1208 01:06:57,308 --> 01:06:59,016 Unajigusa kwa ajili ya nini? 1209 01:06:59,162 --> 01:07:00,620 Mimi niko hapa. 1210 01:07:45,928 --> 01:07:48,928 Ee Mungu wangu! Msichana, habari! 1211 01:07:48,953 --> 01:07:50,516 Msichana, habari! Habari! 1212 01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:52,391 - Mimi ni Hershey. - Mimi ni Mrembo. 1213 01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:54,458 - Mimi ni Pam. - Hello, habari gani? 1214 01:07:54,884 --> 01:07:56,058 - Habari! - Wewe ni? 1215 01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:58,412 Mimi ni meneja wa Kaldag Boys. 1216 01:07:58,437 --> 01:07:59,979 Je, Kaldag Boys tayari? 1217 01:08:00,004 --> 01:08:01,747 - Ndiyo. - Je! wanajua la kufanya? 1218 01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:04,786 - Unajua nini cha kufanya, sawa? - Ndio! 1219 01:08:05,028 --> 01:08:06,695 - Tutaonana hapo. - Hakika. 1220 01:08:36,225 --> 01:08:39,475 Wasichana! Tukio kuu maana usiku wa leo umefika. 1221 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,500 Je, uko tayari? 1222 01:08:40,525 --> 01:08:42,225 Ndiyo! 1223 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:44,416 Sawa! Uko tayari, Bettina? 1224 01:08:44,441 --> 01:08:47,108 Tafadhali karibisha hisia za PikPok, 1225 01:08:47,133 --> 01:08:50,678 Kaldag King na Kaldag Boys! 1226 01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:54,708 Mungu wangu! 1227 01:10:28,364 --> 01:10:30,406 Habari! Wewe ni? 1228 01:10:30,946 --> 01:10:31,946 Daksi. 1229 01:10:33,824 --> 01:10:35,657 Unaonekana unafahamika. 1230 01:10:46,568 --> 01:10:47,735 Daksi. 1231 01:10:48,728 --> 01:10:50,666 Mfanye rafiki yangu afurahi, sawa? 1232 01:10:51,490 --> 01:10:53,323 Zingatia. Kuwa makini naye. 1233 01:10:53,487 --> 01:10:55,333 Mchumba wake ni daktari wa upasuaji wa plastiki. 1234 01:10:55,358 --> 01:10:56,358 Jihadharini. 1235 01:10:56,383 --> 01:10:57,383 Itakuwa hasara yako. 1236 01:10:57,683 --> 01:10:59,100 Ikiwa ataamua kukata hiyo. 1237 01:10:59,236 --> 01:11:00,486 Makini. 1238 01:15:20,524 --> 01:15:21,649 Nini kilitokea? 1239 01:15:22,766 --> 01:15:24,182 Nilipataje nyumbani? 1240 01:15:24,987 --> 01:15:26,154 Damn, Dax. 1241 01:15:26,179 --> 01:15:27,804 Ulipotea sana jana usiku. 1242 01:15:28,465 --> 01:15:30,381 Ulizimia kwenye chumba cha Bettina. 1243 01:15:30,572 --> 01:15:32,541 Umempata bibi arusi peke yako. 1244 01:15:32,781 --> 01:15:34,906 Ulikosa furaha zote. 1245 01:15:35,118 --> 01:15:37,035 Tulikuwa kwenye sherehe na wasichana. 1246 01:15:38,472 --> 01:15:41,291 Shit, Dick yako ni mnyama, jamani. 1247 01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:45,113 Ulipaswa kuwa na ladha ya bibi arusi. 1248 01:15:45,317 --> 01:15:46,317 Hapo. 1249 01:15:46,938 --> 01:15:48,978 Ikabidi wamkimbilie Bettina hospitali jana usiku. 1250 01:15:49,166 --> 01:15:50,517 Alitokwa na damu kwa sababu yako, dude. 1251 01:15:50,542 --> 01:15:51,542 Huh? 1252 01:15:52,117 --> 01:15:53,534 Bettina alikuwa anavuja damu? 1253 01:15:54,549 --> 01:15:55,799 Nini kilitokea? 1254 01:15:57,041 --> 01:15:58,499 Kwa nini sikumbuki chochote? 1255 01:15:58,524 --> 01:16:01,524 Ungewezaje kukumbuka ulipozimia jana usiku? 1256 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,933 Bettina alikimbizwa hospitali, alichukua Hershey 1257 01:16:05,958 --> 01:16:07,500 na walinzi wake pamoja naye. 1258 01:16:07,876 --> 01:16:09,126 Ulifanya nini jamani? 1259 01:16:09,219 --> 01:16:10,552 Mbona umezimia hivyo? 1260 01:16:11,983 --> 01:16:13,275 Ni kosa lako kaka. 1261 01:16:13,521 --> 01:16:15,686 Unajua wewe ni janga la kutembea. 1262 01:16:16,244 --> 01:16:17,284 Na bado ulikwenda kwa hilo. 1263 01:16:19,721 --> 01:16:21,397 Dax, kama ningekuwa wewe, 1264 01:16:21,877 --> 01:16:23,294 kaa mbali na Bettina. 1265 01:16:23,687 --> 01:16:24,767 Kabla ya kuwa ngumu. 1266 01:16:27,509 --> 01:16:28,800 Bettina ni tofauti. 1267 01:16:29,828 --> 01:16:31,744 Unamaanisha nini Bettina tofauti, kaka? 1268 01:16:32,976 --> 01:16:34,476 Je, uko tayari kucheza kamari? 1269 01:16:34,734 --> 01:16:37,109 Je, uko tayari kumburuta chini na fujo zako? 1270 01:16:42,441 --> 01:16:43,941 Nahitaji kumwambia. 1271 01:16:59,743 --> 01:17:00,743 Habari yako? 1272 01:17:02,134 --> 01:17:04,750 Nimepata anwani yako kutoka kwa Hershey. 1273 01:17:08,349 --> 01:17:09,599 Condo nzuri. 1274 01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:12,543 Je, unaishi hapa peke yako? 1275 01:17:19,121 --> 01:17:21,496 Nikasikia umeingia hospitali jana usiku. 1276 01:17:22,594 --> 01:17:23,636 Pole kwa hilo. 1277 01:17:24,531 --> 01:17:25,864 sikujua. 1278 01:17:26,094 --> 01:17:27,733 Kwa hivyo mimi ni wa kwanza kwako? 1279 01:17:29,538 --> 01:17:31,246 Ulitarajia nini? 1280 01:17:32,011 --> 01:17:35,011 Silali na mtu yeyote tu. 1281 01:17:35,978 --> 01:17:37,894 Hata na mpenzi wangu. 1282 01:17:39,684 --> 01:17:42,934 Kweli, nadhani wazazi wangu ni wakali. 1283 01:17:44,262 --> 01:17:45,929 Kihafidhina sana. 1284 01:17:48,465 --> 01:17:51,465 Na siku zote nina walinzi kuangalia juu yangu. 1285 01:17:55,148 --> 01:17:57,148 Lakini jana usiku, 1286 01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:00,484 unajua hisia hiyo 1287 01:18:00,887 --> 01:18:02,512 kama hatimaye ulijitenga? 1288 01:18:03,088 --> 01:18:06,088 Nilijisikia huru usiku huo. 1289 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:09,873 Lakini usijali. 1290 01:18:10,910 --> 01:18:12,827 Huna haja ya kuomba msamaha. 1291 01:18:14,710 --> 01:18:16,293 Nilitaka pia. 1292 01:18:17,072 --> 01:18:18,156 Ni mimi. 1293 01:18:18,592 --> 01:18:19,592 Habari. 1294 01:18:19,791 --> 01:18:21,786 Mimi ndiye tatizo. Ni mimi. 1295 01:18:23,054 --> 01:18:24,221 Oh, kweli? 1296 01:18:24,923 --> 01:18:26,589 Vipi kuhusu mchumba wako? 1297 01:18:30,775 --> 01:18:33,275 Ananidanganya, pia, hata hivyo. 1298 01:18:33,798 --> 01:18:35,590 Kwa umakini? Anakuchezea? 1299 01:18:37,773 --> 01:18:41,378 Je! unajua nyuma Chuo Kikuu cha Mtakatifu Dominiki, 1300 01:18:41,574 --> 01:18:43,116 Nilikuwa na mapenzi makubwa kwako? 1301 01:18:43,515 --> 01:18:44,515 Huh? 1302 01:18:44,540 --> 01:18:46,998 Tulienda chuo kikuu kimoja? 1303 01:18:49,506 --> 01:18:50,506 Ndiyo. 1304 01:18:50,735 --> 01:18:52,791 Nilikutazama kwa miaka. 1305 01:18:54,657 --> 01:18:55,741 Ulikuwa 1306 01:18:55,844 --> 01:18:57,927 mshangiliaji wa kikosi chetu cha pep, unakumbuka? 1307 01:18:58,464 --> 01:19:01,255 Sikuweza kukukaribia wakati huo kujitambulisha. 1308 01:19:02,421 --> 01:19:04,213 Lakini nilikuwa shabiki mkubwa. 1309 01:19:04,808 --> 01:19:06,439 Hata niliiba 1310 01:19:06,561 --> 01:19:08,999 picha yako kutoka kwenye ubao wa matangazo 1311 01:19:11,088 --> 01:19:12,707 Ningejisogeza kwake. 1312 01:19:14,029 --> 01:19:16,154 Ningeiangalia usiku. 1313 01:19:16,823 --> 01:19:17,917 Picha yako. 1314 01:19:18,725 --> 01:19:23,058 Ndio maana picha yangu ilipotea kutoka kwa ubao wa matangazo? 1315 01:19:23,083 --> 01:19:24,708 Umeichukua. 1316 01:19:25,239 --> 01:19:26,702 Huyo ni mtukutu sana wewe. 1317 01:19:29,124 --> 01:19:30,249 Pole kwa hilo. 1318 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:32,736 Mimi nilikuwa nani wakati huo? 1319 01:19:33,755 --> 01:19:35,984 Sikuweza kukukaribia. 1320 01:19:36,009 --> 01:19:37,509 Nilikuwa na haya. 1321 01:19:38,544 --> 01:19:40,294 Zaidi ya hayo, ulikuwa na mpenzi wakati huo. 1322 01:19:40,579 --> 01:19:41,621 Harry? 1323 01:19:42,236 --> 01:19:43,236 The... 1324 01:19:43,894 --> 01:19:45,883 nahodha wa timu ya varsity. 1325 01:19:46,422 --> 01:19:49,074 Ah, nakumbuka sasa. 1326 01:19:49,709 --> 01:19:51,437 Kulikuwa na hii 1327 01:19:52,197 --> 01:19:54,715 legend maarufu wa mjini katika shule yetu. 1328 01:19:55,254 --> 01:19:57,303 Kijana Batuta? 1329 01:19:57,661 --> 01:19:59,725 Kijana Batola? 1330 01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,583 Kijana Talong, au kitu? 1331 01:20:02,143 --> 01:20:03,351 Usiniambie... 1332 01:20:03,531 --> 01:20:04,656 Huyo ulikuwa wewe? 1333 01:20:05,719 --> 01:20:07,386 Kijana Kaldag sasa! 1334 01:20:09,965 --> 01:20:11,923 Siwezi kuamini. 1335 01:20:12,014 --> 01:20:15,014 Hilo nimeliona na kulipitia. 1336 01:20:15,449 --> 01:20:17,241 Na hata kuigusa. 1337 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:19,041 Hebu wazia! 1338 01:20:19,946 --> 01:20:21,571 Sikuweza kuikubali. 1339 01:20:25,586 --> 01:20:26,961 - Bettina. - Harry? 1340 01:20:26,986 --> 01:20:28,070 Hii ni kuzimu gani? 1341 01:20:34,426 --> 01:20:36,134 Nilikwenda Singapore tu. 1342 01:20:36,374 --> 01:20:37,791 Na unafanya Mungu anajua nini. 1343 01:20:39,046 --> 01:20:40,936 Huyu mjinga ni nani? 1344 01:20:41,529 --> 01:20:43,820 Mbona unaruhusu watu wa kubahatisha ndani ya kondo yako? 1345 01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:46,584 Unasemaje jamani? 1346 01:20:48,025 --> 01:20:49,650 Huyu ni Dax, mgeni wangu. 1347 01:20:50,164 --> 01:20:51,373 Samahani, Dax. 1348 01:20:52,009 --> 01:20:54,217 Je! Kwanini unamuomba msamaha? 1349 01:20:56,673 --> 01:20:57,887 Wewe ni nani kuzimu? 1350 01:20:59,050 --> 01:21:00,235 Unanifahamu hata mimi? 1351 01:21:01,228 --> 01:21:02,949 Unafikiri unafanya nini? 1352 01:21:04,927 --> 01:21:06,094 Ulileta chakula? 1353 01:21:09,125 --> 01:21:10,375 Je, wewe ni dansi? 1354 01:21:11,204 --> 01:21:12,621 Kuzimu nini? 1355 01:21:12,646 --> 01:21:14,896 - Wewe mwanaharamu. - Inatosha, Harry. 1356 01:21:14,921 --> 01:21:16,796 - Unataka kupigana? - Mwache aende. 1357 01:21:17,035 --> 01:21:18,625 Usimguse. 1358 01:21:18,970 --> 01:21:20,875 Haya, mtupe nje. 1359 01:21:20,919 --> 01:21:22,647 Unampeleka wapi? 1360 01:21:22,672 --> 01:21:23,958 - Acha! - Waache wawe. 1361 01:21:23,983 --> 01:21:25,532 - Hapana! - Waache tu! 1362 01:21:25,557 --> 01:21:27,193 - Daksi! - Usijali kuhusu yeye. 1363 01:21:27,218 --> 01:21:28,585 Kuzimu nini? 1364 01:21:28,705 --> 01:21:30,458 Unafanya nini? 1365 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:31,500 Keti hapa chini. 1366 01:21:33,167 --> 01:21:34,416 Tangu wakati huo, 1367 01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:36,583 Sijasikia chochote kutoka kwa Bettina. 1368 01:21:37,664 --> 01:21:39,623 Kwa hiyo, nilizingatia tu kazi. 1369 01:21:39,788 --> 01:21:41,413 Juu ya kutengeneza yaliyomo. 1370 01:21:42,142 --> 01:21:43,923 Chapisho letu lilipata tani nyingi za kupendwa. 1371 01:21:44,045 --> 01:21:45,545 Nzuri, nzuri! 1372 01:21:45,690 --> 01:21:46,690 Sawa, poa. 1373 01:21:46,715 --> 01:21:47,844 Sawa, nitaangalia. 1374 01:21:47,905 --> 01:21:48,905 Nimepata hii. 1375 01:21:49,259 --> 01:21:50,259 Si hizo tano? 1376 01:21:51,306 --> 01:21:52,347 Usiku mmoja, 1377 01:21:52,677 --> 01:21:54,844 polisi waliingia ghafla 1378 01:21:54,869 --> 01:21:56,785 na wakasema wanatufungulia kesi. 1379 01:21:56,810 --> 01:21:58,956 Walisema tulikuwa kutengeneza video chafu. 1380 01:21:58,981 --> 01:22:01,602 Na tunajihusisha na ngono mtandaoni. 1381 01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:04,250 Walisema tunaonyesha miili yetu 1382 01:22:04,456 --> 01:22:07,166 na kufanya vitendo vya ngono. 1383 01:22:07,191 --> 01:22:08,806 Wapumbavu hawa. 1384 01:22:08,831 --> 01:22:10,206 Walikuwa wakitutengenezea. 1385 01:22:10,387 --> 01:22:11,971 Lakini ni ajabu, 1386 01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:13,683 walinichukua tu pamoja nao. 1387 01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:15,151 Hakuna mtu kufanya hoja! 1388 01:22:15,176 --> 01:22:17,210 Daksi! Daksi! 1389 01:22:17,850 --> 01:22:19,391 Halo, unampeleka wapi Dax? 1390 01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:20,600 Daksi! 1391 01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:22,643 Kaa! Usitufuate! 1392 01:22:23,327 --> 01:22:25,833 Unampeleka wapi Dax? 1393 01:22:27,458 --> 01:22:28,750 Wapunda nyie! 1394 01:22:29,009 --> 01:22:30,244 Niache niende. 1395 01:22:33,104 --> 01:22:34,146 Shit! 1396 01:22:44,197 --> 01:22:45,239 Shit! 1397 01:22:52,083 --> 01:22:53,125 Shit! 1398 01:22:57,011 --> 01:22:58,220 Habari, Dax. 1399 01:22:59,579 --> 01:23:00,746 Unataka nini kutoka kwangu? 1400 01:23:01,581 --> 01:23:02,914 Nilileta mvinyo. 1401 01:23:03,476 --> 01:23:04,976 Hebu tusherehekee! 1402 01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:30,541 Wewe ni nani kuzimu? 1403 01:23:33,559 --> 01:23:35,976 Mshangao! 1404 01:23:36,972 --> 01:23:38,055 Harry? 1405 01:23:38,424 --> 01:23:39,424 Je, huyo ni wewe? 1406 01:23:47,757 --> 01:23:49,216 Je! Je, wewe kwenda kupambana nyuma? 1407 01:23:49,829 --> 01:23:51,371 Hebu tuone una nini. 1408 01:23:51,558 --> 01:23:52,933 Tutakumaliza. 1409 01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:53,958 Shit! 1410 01:23:54,980 --> 01:23:57,355 Unapenda kufinya mipira yangu, huh? 1411 01:23:57,524 --> 01:23:58,857 Una wivu? 1412 01:23:59,045 --> 01:24:00,420 Niache nitoke hapa! 1413 01:24:00,445 --> 01:24:02,029 Pambana kwa haki! 1414 01:24:03,782 --> 01:24:04,907 Nisikilize, Dax. 1415 01:24:06,021 --> 01:24:07,441 Tangu nilipokuwa mtoto, 1416 01:24:07,571 --> 01:24:11,029 baba yangu alinizoeza kuwa kijana mgumu. 1417 01:24:11,563 --> 01:24:14,188 Alinitaka kuwa askari kama yeye. 1418 01:24:14,716 --> 01:24:16,675 Lakini mwanaharamu huyo 1419 01:24:17,710 --> 01:24:20,710 utanishinda shit nje yangu kila nilipokosea. 1420 01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:25,083 Alisema mimi ni mtoto wake wa pekee. 1421 01:24:25,808 --> 01:24:27,614 Hiyo nilipaswa kuwa 1422 01:24:28,586 --> 01:24:30,125 Mvulana Scout, 1423 01:24:31,149 --> 01:24:33,315 Kamanda wa Kikosi cha CAT, 1424 01:24:33,628 --> 01:24:34,961 kujiandikisha katika chuo cha kijeshi. 1425 01:24:37,642 --> 01:24:40,375 Lakini sikutaka kuwa askari, Dax. 1426 01:24:40,455 --> 01:24:42,541 Ndio maana nilicheza mpira wa vikapu. 1427 01:24:42,782 --> 01:24:45,916 Kwa hiyo hakuweza kunilazimisha ili kujiunga na CAT au ROTC. 1428 01:24:47,414 --> 01:24:49,731 Aliamuru kila hatua niliyofanya. 1429 01:24:49,809 --> 01:24:51,143 Na hadi sasa, 1430 01:24:51,386 --> 01:24:54,216 hata hiyo siasa mbaya 1431 01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:56,916 anaendelea kunisukuma ndani yake. 1432 01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:59,275 Anataka niwe kama yeye. 1433 01:24:59,644 --> 01:25:01,394 Shit, Dax! 1434 01:25:01,419 --> 01:25:03,336 Mimi ni daktari! 1435 01:25:05,255 --> 01:25:07,003 Na sio daktari tu. 1436 01:25:07,552 --> 01:25:10,680 Mimi ni daktari mzuri sana. 1437 01:25:13,953 --> 01:25:16,161 Kwa sababu yote nilitaka kwa ajili yangu mwenyewe 1438 01:25:17,142 --> 01:25:20,344 alikuwa mtu wa kuvutia zaidi katika macho ya kila mwanamke. 1439 01:25:23,344 --> 01:25:24,469 Hiyo ndiyo tu ninayotaka. 1440 01:25:25,558 --> 01:25:27,224 Lakini licha ya juhudi zangu zote, 1441 01:25:27,936 --> 01:25:29,103 wewe 1442 01:25:29,562 --> 01:25:31,940 na wale PikPokerists wasiofaa kitu, 1443 01:25:31,965 --> 01:25:35,709 ambao hawafanyi chochote isipokuwa tembeza midomo yako pande zote, 1444 01:25:35,846 --> 01:25:37,471 nyie bado ndio wanakuwa wazimu! 1445 01:25:37,688 --> 01:25:39,396 Hasa wanawake! 1446 01:25:42,601 --> 01:25:44,351 Na hata haukuifanyia kazi. 1447 01:25:45,518 --> 01:25:47,351 Ulitegemea umaarufu tu. 1448 01:25:48,233 --> 01:25:49,233 Nini mpango? 1449 01:25:49,688 --> 01:25:51,683 Diploma au kuhangaika? 1450 01:25:52,241 --> 01:25:53,907 Je! unajua wanaume wangapi 1451 01:25:53,932 --> 01:25:56,307 na washawishi nimewateka nyara? 1452 01:25:57,727 --> 01:25:59,061 Ndio, Dax! 1453 01:25:59,856 --> 01:26:01,064 Na nadhani nini, 1454 01:26:02,439 --> 01:26:05,230 Niliwaua wote! 1455 01:26:07,574 --> 01:26:10,241 Kwa sababu nina wivu na umaarufu wao. 1456 01:26:15,581 --> 01:26:17,749 Nimekuwa nikikufuata kwa muda mrefu, Dax. 1457 01:26:17,879 --> 01:26:20,045 Sitoi shit kuhusu wewe au baba yako. 1458 01:26:20,399 --> 01:26:22,690 sijali! 1459 01:26:23,465 --> 01:26:26,689 sitoi chochote kuhusu baba yangu ama! 1460 01:26:29,384 --> 01:26:31,134 Na ikiwa hukujua 1461 01:26:32,413 --> 01:26:33,579 amekwenda sasa. 1462 01:26:34,044 --> 01:26:35,494 Na hili ndilo jambo, njoo hapa. 1463 01:26:36,304 --> 01:26:37,481 Hili hapa jambo, dada. 1464 01:26:38,052 --> 01:26:39,927 Bettina pia amekwenda. 1465 01:26:42,837 --> 01:26:44,004 Unafanya nini jamani? 1466 01:26:44,589 --> 01:26:47,839 Una mpelelezi binafsi kunipeleleza? 1467 01:26:49,289 --> 01:26:51,164 Unazungumzia nini jamani? 1468 01:26:53,575 --> 01:26:55,333 Usicheze bubu. 1469 01:26:55,690 --> 01:26:57,649 Mimi tayari kujua. Waliniambia. 1470 01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:01,886 Unafikiri sijui? 1471 01:27:03,414 --> 01:27:05,664 Kwamba umekuwa ukinidanganya? 1472 01:27:06,130 --> 01:27:08,109 Ninajua kuhusu hilo tangu chuo kikuu. 1473 01:27:08,134 --> 01:27:09,342 Na nikagundua 1474 01:27:09,441 --> 01:27:11,188 kutoka kwa walinzi wako kwamba, 1475 01:27:11,266 --> 01:27:13,225 kila mtu anayekuja karibu nami, 1476 01:27:13,250 --> 01:27:15,458 umewateka nyara na kuuawa. 1477 01:27:16,342 --> 01:27:17,592 Bettina, samahani. 1478 01:27:20,941 --> 01:27:23,732 Mark, Kevin, Carlos! 1479 01:27:23,763 --> 01:27:25,638 Hata watumishi wenzangu! 1480 01:27:25,710 --> 01:27:26,880 Bettina, samahani. 1481 01:27:27,196 --> 01:27:28,904 - Bettina, usimwambie mtu yeyote. - Hapana! 1482 01:27:28,929 --> 01:27:31,118 Mtoto, samahani sana! 1483 01:27:31,143 --> 01:27:32,574 - Samahani. - Hapana. 1484 01:27:32,610 --> 01:27:34,401 Ninasitisha harusi. 1485 01:27:34,630 --> 01:27:35,672 Bettina, tafadhali. 1486 01:27:36,092 --> 01:27:37,342 Nisamehe. 1487 01:27:37,367 --> 01:27:39,076 Hili haliendi popote. 1488 01:27:40,837 --> 01:27:41,859 Mtoto. 1489 01:27:41,884 --> 01:27:43,742 - Harusi imezimwa. - Bettina. 1490 01:27:43,767 --> 01:27:45,762 Bettina, pole! 1491 01:27:45,787 --> 01:27:46,787 Bettina! 1492 01:27:51,559 --> 01:27:52,601 Je! 1493 01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:54,143 Ulimfanya nini? 1494 01:27:56,344 --> 01:27:57,969 Umemuua Bettina? 1495 01:27:58,476 --> 01:28:00,643 Jinsi gani mimi si? Ulipoenda kwenye kondomu, 1496 01:28:01,103 --> 01:28:02,767 hukuleta chakula chochote. 1497 01:28:03,712 --> 01:28:05,295 Kwa hivyo nilimmaliza. 1498 01:28:17,833 --> 01:28:19,666 Kwa nini ulilazimika kufanya hivyo? 1499 01:28:23,791 --> 01:28:25,291 Hakuna tunachoweza kufanya, Dax. 1500 01:28:26,458 --> 01:28:27,750 Amekufa. 1501 01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:31,500 Unajua nimekuwa nikikufuata kwa muda mrefu? 1502 01:28:31,916 --> 01:28:34,625 Nimetazama video zako zote za PikPok. 1503 01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:37,000 Ndio maana nilipogundua 1504 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,583 ulikuwa kwenye harusi ya Bettina, 1505 01:28:40,377 --> 01:28:42,877 Mara moja nilinunua tikiti kurudi hapa. 1506 01:28:43,071 --> 01:28:44,862 Lakini si kwa Bettina! 1507 01:28:45,263 --> 01:28:46,985 Lakini kwa sababu 1508 01:28:47,856 --> 01:28:50,745 Ninataka kukutana nawe kibinafsi, Dax. 1509 01:28:51,641 --> 01:28:53,141 Lakini nilipogundua 1510 01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:55,083 nini kilitokea usiku ule, 1511 01:28:55,815 --> 01:28:58,232 Nilipata wivu sana, Dax! 1512 01:29:00,191 --> 01:29:01,233 Unataka kujua kwa nini? 1513 01:29:03,724 --> 01:29:05,849 Maana hata mimi naweza kujikubali, 1514 01:29:06,689 --> 01:29:09,541 kwamba siwezi kumpa Bettina raha anayotamani. 1515 01:29:12,073 --> 01:29:14,030 Sikuzote nilimuepuka 1516 01:29:14,594 --> 01:29:16,969 wakati angejaribu kunitongoza kulala naye. 1517 01:29:19,098 --> 01:29:20,307 Shit. 1518 01:29:22,005 --> 01:29:23,171 Unajua kwa nini? 1519 01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:25,693 Unajua kwa nini? 1520 01:29:26,801 --> 01:29:28,631 Kwa sababu hii! 1521 01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:32,900 Kwa sababu ya microdick hii mbaya! 1522 01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:37,250 Ni ndogo sana! 1523 01:29:38,509 --> 01:29:39,634 Ndiyo maana 1524 01:29:40,492 --> 01:29:44,416 Nataka sana kupata huyo dada mkubwa wako. 1525 01:29:45,788 --> 01:29:46,829 Na 1526 01:29:46,996 --> 01:29:49,538 Nitaiambatanisha na yangu. 1527 01:29:50,246 --> 01:29:51,371 Usijali. 1528 01:29:52,902 --> 01:29:55,083 Nitabadilisha yako na kiffy. 1529 01:29:58,636 --> 01:30:00,996 Mara tu ninapoipata usiku wa leo, 1530 01:30:06,213 --> 01:30:09,456 utafuata, baada ya Bettina. 1531 01:30:09,639 --> 01:30:10,639 Screw wewe! 1532 01:30:18,083 --> 01:30:19,083 Screw wewe! 1533 01:30:19,271 --> 01:30:21,521 Una kichaa! Screw wewe! 1534 01:30:25,874 --> 01:30:27,050 Screw wewe! 1535 01:30:27,572 --> 01:30:29,114 Una kichaa! 1536 01:30:31,250 --> 01:30:33,500 Sawa, mvua nguo. 1537 01:30:38,301 --> 01:30:39,594 Subiri. 1538 01:30:39,790 --> 01:30:41,623 Nilisahau kitu. Shikilia. 1539 01:30:46,061 --> 01:30:47,936 Kwa hivyo hautasikia chochote. 1540 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,003 Nini kinatokea? 1541 01:30:54,282 --> 01:30:55,616 Subiri! Hiyo ni yangu! 1542 01:30:55,641 --> 01:30:57,238 Nipe. 1543 01:30:57,816 --> 01:30:58,816 Hapana! 1544 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:05,791 Hakuna mtu mwingine atakayefaidika na hili. 1545 01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:07,875 Usifanye! 1546 01:31:14,643 --> 01:31:16,309 Kama katika sinema zingine, 1547 01:31:16,849 --> 01:31:18,724 mateso ya shujaa yamekwisha. 1548 01:31:22,901 --> 01:31:23,901 Na sasa, 1549 01:31:23,926 --> 01:31:25,509 asubuhi mpya, 1550 01:31:25,796 --> 01:31:27,111 mwanzo mpya. 1551 01:31:28,058 --> 01:31:29,725 Asante kwa marafiki zangu 1552 01:31:29,750 --> 01:31:32,541 ambao wamekuwa nami tangu tukiwa watoto. 1553 01:31:38,407 --> 01:31:39,491 Na bila shaka, 1554 01:31:39,516 --> 01:31:41,182 asante kwa Shangazi yangu Dolor. 1555 01:31:41,216 --> 01:31:42,466 Yeye ndiye aliyenitunza, 1556 01:31:42,641 --> 01:31:43,683 alinilea, 1557 01:31:43,708 --> 01:31:45,125 na kunitazama nikikua. 1558 01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:47,899 Simaanishi Dick wangu. 1559 01:31:48,150 --> 01:31:50,191 Huyo hakuhitaji kukua. 1560 01:31:52,001 --> 01:31:54,541 Shangazi Dolor pia aliniambia huyo baba yangu halisi 1561 01:31:54,566 --> 01:31:56,650 si kweli Kijapani. 1562 01:31:58,121 --> 01:32:01,288 Alisema amempata kaka aliyepotea kwa muda mrefu. 1563 01:32:01,656 --> 01:32:08,281 Na sasa, baba yangu halisi anakuja kote kutoka Davao kunitembelea Manila. 1564 01:32:08,833 --> 01:32:10,666 Baada ya miaka mingi sana, 1565 01:32:10,666 --> 01:32:13,014 baba yangu hatimaye akapata ujasiri 1566 01:32:13,039 --> 01:32:15,205 kunikabili na kujitambulisha. 1567 01:32:15,786 --> 01:32:18,494 Hii inaweza kuwa siku ya furaha zaidi maishani mwangu. 1568 01:32:20,058 --> 01:32:22,308 Bibi, una mgeni. 1569 01:32:22,333 --> 01:32:23,458 Sawa, mruhusu aingie. 1570 01:33:01,791 --> 01:33:02,791 Dax... 1571 01:33:04,939 --> 01:33:06,666 Huyu ndiye baba yako halisi. 1572 01:33:08,074 --> 01:33:09,602 Tatay Mola. 1573 01:33:10,682 --> 01:33:11,895 Ni kweli. 1574 01:33:13,022 --> 01:33:14,375 Farasi? 1575 01:33:30,864 --> 01:33:31,907 Bwana? 1576 01:33:32,164 --> 01:33:33,214 Bwana? 1577 01:33:37,996 --> 01:33:39,065 Bwana? 1578 01:33:39,423 --> 01:33:40,798 Amka. 1579 01:33:40,823 --> 01:33:42,365 Daktari yuko hapa. 1580 01:33:42,782 --> 01:33:43,782 Ni nini hicho? 1581 01:33:43,882 --> 01:33:46,635 Hivi ndivyo tuliondoa kutoka kwako. 1582 01:33:49,628 --> 01:33:51,378 Tunairudisha sasa. 1583 01:33:57,022 --> 01:33:58,939 Usifanye! 1584 01:34:57,583 --> 01:34:58,875 Kata! 1585 01:34:59,850 --> 01:35:01,208 Mtoto ana shida sana. 1586 01:35:01,233 --> 01:35:02,441 Wacha tuchukue mwingine. 1587 01:35:02,657 --> 01:35:03,657 Moja. 1588 01:35:04,125 --> 01:35:05,125 Mbili. 1589 01:35:05,384 --> 01:35:06,384 Tatu. 1590 01:35:08,641 --> 01:35:10,183 Shit, nilikuambia. 1591 01:35:10,208 --> 01:35:11,718 Dax ni nzito sana. 1592 01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:25,166 Habari! Nini kuzimu! 1593 01:35:25,458 --> 01:35:27,041 Lenga! 1594 01:35:27,653 --> 01:35:28,778 Ni farasi!