1 00:00:03,758 --> 00:00:05,010 Private Petrocelli, step away from the goat bomb! 2 00:00:05,034 --> 00:00:06,241 It's not a bomb. 3 00:00:06,344 --> 00:00:07,872 Yeah, that's what they want you to think. 4 00:00:07,896 --> 00:00:09,296 Now move so I can engage the threat. 5 00:00:09,379 --> 00:00:12,517 Buckley's spirit is in this goat. 6 00:00:12,620 --> 00:00:14,379 You're fucking crazy. 7 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,206 I am not moving. 8 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:17,355 Yeah, well I ain't getting blown up 9 00:00:17,379 --> 00:00:19,448 by no goddamn suicide goat, either. 10 00:00:19,551 --> 00:00:22,000 It's not a suicide goat. 11 00:00:23,896 --> 00:00:25,827 Don't worry, Boz. 12 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:27,251 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. 13 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:29,103 Hey, what are you saying to it? 14 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:30,724 That is none of your business. 15 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:31,551 Some sort of code? 16 00:00:31,655 --> 00:00:33,344 To a goat? 17 00:00:33,448 --> 00:00:35,827 It's not a bomb; It's a fucking goat. 18 00:00:35,931 --> 00:00:37,896 It's my associate's fingers in its belly. 19 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:40,551 Gnarly. 20 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:41,665 Yeah, and now I got to cut that goat open. 21 00:00:41,689 --> 00:00:43,551 And that annoying little shit there 22 00:00:43,655 --> 00:00:44,775 isn't gonna move to the side 23 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:45,724 unless you put your fucking weapon down. 24 00:00:45,827 --> 00:00:47,517 Well, we don't take orders from you. 25 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:49,241 But you do take orders from me. 26 00:00:49,344 --> 00:00:50,689 And put that knife away. 27 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:52,458 Nobody's cuttin' this poor little animal open. 28 00:00:52,482 --> 00:00:55,379 That's the cutest fuckin' goat I've ever seen. 29 00:00:55,482 --> 00:00:57,000 Ain't that the cutest fuckin' goat 30 00:00:57,103 --> 00:00:57,965 you've ever seen, Corporal Wittman? 31 00:00:58,068 --> 00:01:01,620 Sir, yes, sir! 32 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:05,976 You think you can do whatever you want to 33 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,724 while you're over here, and maybe you can, 34 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,448 but not while you're on my base. 35 00:01:10,551 --> 00:01:12,689 While you're on my base, you follow my orders. 36 00:01:12,793 --> 00:01:15,413 - Yes, Colonel. - Damn right. 37 00:01:20,758 --> 00:01:22,424 You seem unhealthily attached to this goat, Private. 38 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:26,000 Just didn't want to see it killed, sir. 39 00:01:28,068 --> 00:01:31,551 Looks like it's been a while since its last meal. 40 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:34,724 But no animals on base. 41 00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:37,931 Feed it, give it some water, get it the hell off. 42 00:01:38,034 --> 00:01:39,068 You hear me, Private? 43 00:01:39,172 --> 00:01:40,689 Yes, sir. 44 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:08,103 I'd like to speak to him alone, please. 45 00:02:08,206 --> 00:02:10,758 Yes, Ma'am! 46 00:02:16,413 --> 00:02:17,482 Get up. 47 00:02:25,689 --> 00:02:28,620 You look very at home in here. 48 00:02:28,724 --> 00:02:31,344 This place is actually bigger than my CHU, Ma'am. 49 00:02:34,413 --> 00:02:35,827 I need a favor. 50 00:02:35,931 --> 00:02:37,424 There's not much I can do from in here. 51 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,310 If you do this for me, 52 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:39,413 I'll recommend that 53 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:41,206 all the charges against you get dropped. 54 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:42,413 What's the favor? 55 00:02:42,517 --> 00:02:43,957 The LN you brought in the other day 56 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:46,620 left recovery in bad shape. 57 00:02:46,724 --> 00:02:48,079 If he doesn't get brought back to me 58 00:02:48,103 --> 00:02:51,413 and put on a massive dose of antibiotics, he's gonna die. 59 00:02:51,517 --> 00:02:52,517 The good-lookin' kid? 60 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:53,689 His name is Qasem. 61 00:02:53,793 --> 00:02:56,206 He's my patient, and I'm responsible for him. 62 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:57,448 And you brought him in, 63 00:02:57,551 --> 00:03:00,000 so I'm assuming you might know where to find him. 64 00:03:00,103 --> 00:03:02,862 Do you mind if I ask you why you're taking such an interest 65 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,068 in this particular LN? 66 00:03:04,172 --> 00:03:04,965 - Sergeant! - Yes, Ma'am! 67 00:03:05,068 --> 00:03:07,724 I'm done with him. 68 00:03:07,827 --> 00:03:08,907 - No, wait, wait, wait! - Hey, hey, wait! 69 00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:13,379 I can find him and I can bring him back. 70 00:03:13,482 --> 00:03:15,413 Then do it. 71 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,586 I'm not sure about this. 72 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:29,838 This mission's keeping me out of the brig, 73 00:03:29,862 --> 00:03:32,206 so I'd appreciate it if you got sure about it. 74 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:33,448 Not like Holloway 75 00:03:33,551 --> 00:03:35,689 to stick her neck out like this for an LN. 76 00:03:35,793 --> 00:03:36,965 No. 77 00:03:37,068 --> 00:03:38,251 Makes you think there's an actual human being 78 00:03:38,275 --> 00:03:39,172 under all that regular army. 79 00:03:39,275 --> 00:03:42,068 Come on. Cut her some slack. 80 00:03:42,172 --> 00:03:44,148 She chose putting up with all your insubordinate bullshit 81 00:03:44,172 --> 00:03:46,586 over being with her family. 82 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:49,137 Can't wait to see you two get married. 83 00:03:49,241 --> 00:03:50,241 Wanna be my best man? 84 00:03:50,344 --> 00:03:51,379 You get her a ring? 85 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:56,275 - Shit. - I didn't think about that. 86 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:57,769 - Give me an onion ring. - I don't care. 87 00:03:57,793 --> 00:04:00,448 How romantic. 88 00:04:00,551 --> 00:04:02,655 Guess instead of honeymooning in Bora Bora, 89 00:04:02,758 --> 00:04:04,358 you guys'll be honeymooning in Tora Bora. 90 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,000 Laugh all you want. 91 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:08,620 When we're married, 92 00:04:08,724 --> 00:04:10,137 we're entitled to 300 bucks a month 93 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:13,379 extra housing allowance. 94 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:16,517 Marry me. 95 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:19,413 Let's get this over with. 96 00:04:44,862 --> 00:04:48,172 Hey. 97 00:04:48,275 --> 00:04:49,310 How are ya? 98 00:04:51,965 --> 00:04:52,965 Mmm. 99 00:04:54,344 --> 00:04:57,551 Sir, I'm getting rid of it. 100 00:04:57,655 --> 00:05:01,137 What becomes of this goat makes no matter to me, Private. 101 00:05:01,241 --> 00:05:02,655 Glad to hear that, sir. 102 00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:05,103 However, I am keenly interested 103 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:06,217 in what happened to an ambulance 104 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:09,517 that disappeared the other day. 105 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:12,034 Ambulance? 106 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,068 I don't know anything about that. 107 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:15,310 Oh, really? 108 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:17,344 Because your name was on the vehicle manifest. 109 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:20,517 You seem nervous. 110 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:21,965 Oh, I'm... I'm fine, sir. 111 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:24,586 - You're sweating profusely. - It's hot, sir. 112 00:05:24,689 --> 00:05:25,793 You're visibly shaking. 113 00:05:25,896 --> 00:05:29,379 It's an unfortunate medical condition, sir. 114 00:05:29,482 --> 00:05:31,310 The truth, Private. 115 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:33,965 - Okay. - Roback and Davis made me do it. 116 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,931 They filled it with expired medical supplies 117 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:38,079 and took it to village to trade with the warlords for hashish. 118 00:05:38,103 --> 00:05:39,275 What? 119 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:40,596 Then the ambulance got torched by SecCorp guys 120 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,251 but we can't be sure, so we stole one of their SUVs 121 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,931 after the goat bit off some guy's fingers 122 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:48,965 and then hit a landmine on the way back, sir. 123 00:05:49,068 --> 00:05:50,896 I see. 124 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:53,275 What are you gonna do to me, sir? 125 00:05:53,379 --> 00:05:55,448 Nothing right now. 126 00:05:55,551 --> 00:05:58,551 It's Roback and Davis that need to answer for this. 127 00:06:07,413 --> 00:06:11,068 Well, Boz, that was a close one. 128 00:06:11,172 --> 00:06:12,275 You hungry? 129 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:21,620 Where do we find Qasem? 130 00:06:21,724 --> 00:06:23,586 Petrocelli said he thought the little brother 131 00:06:23,689 --> 00:06:25,089 came from a house with a green door. 132 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:29,620 What else did he say? 133 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:31,689 Nothing. That was it. 134 00:06:31,793 --> 00:06:32,620 Great. 135 00:06:32,724 --> 00:06:35,413 Time to play green door roulette. 136 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:39,896 Let's start with that one. 137 00:07:03,931 --> 00:07:05,241 - Clear! - Clear! 138 00:07:05,344 --> 00:07:07,068 Hallway! 139 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:12,103 All clear. 140 00:07:15,103 --> 00:07:16,517 What now? 141 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:20,113 We hit every other green door in the neighborhood. 142 00:07:20,137 --> 00:07:21,413 And wait for everyone 143 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:23,965 to just invite us in for sponge cake and espresso? 144 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:27,103 Well there's nothing here, so let's start knocking. 145 00:07:30,206 --> 00:07:31,793 God damn. 146 00:07:35,827 --> 00:07:38,413 What the fuck are you doing? 147 00:07:38,517 --> 00:07:40,034 New way to get high? 148 00:07:40,137 --> 00:07:42,448 Smells like burned hair. 149 00:07:42,551 --> 00:07:45,689 This is a real motherfuckin' silk rug. 150 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:48,034 Worth 30 grand back home. We're taking it. 151 00:07:48,137 --> 00:07:49,217 I know you're in dire st... 152 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:55,758 Looks like an ISIS tunnel. 153 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,296 Let's just take the rug and split. 154 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:01,379 We got to go down there. 155 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,172 I didn't sign up for this. 156 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,665 Remember when you signed that little piece of paper 157 00:08:04,689 --> 00:08:06,448 in the recruiting station? 158 00:08:06,551 --> 00:08:09,413 That was you signing up for this. 159 00:08:09,517 --> 00:08:10,931 We're goin' in. 160 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:17,344 - Next man! - Coming in. 161 00:09:19,862 --> 00:09:21,896 Coming in! 162 00:09:25,862 --> 00:09:26,965 All clear. 163 00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:37,689 - Who's this? - My name is Azad. 164 00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:55,689 He's the little brother. 165 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,827 Where's that fuckin' goat? 166 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,172 Uh... 167 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,655 I have no idea. 168 00:10:10,758 --> 00:10:12,148 Well, you damn well better have some idea. 169 00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:13,424 Look... even if you cut it open, 170 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:16,655 your fingers would be totally digested by now. 171 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:18,286 Yeah, it's not my fingers I'm looking for, mate. 172 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:19,482 Huh? 173 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,146 It's my Crimson Tide championship ring 174 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:22,424 that was on one of those fingers. 175 00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:24,448 That's what I'm fuckin' looking for. 176 00:10:24,551 --> 00:10:26,862 Wait, you played football for Alabama? 177 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:29,103 One more time: 178 00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:32,137 Where is that fucking goat? 179 00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:35,068 I told you. I don't know. 180 00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:36,482 Yeah, you do, 181 00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:39,172 and if I don't get my finger back with that ring on it, 182 00:10:40,655 --> 00:10:41,855 I'm gonna take one of yours. 183 00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,827 What? 184 00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:45,827 Ow. 185 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,344 You have one hour. 186 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,448 My brother was not well. 187 00:10:58,551 --> 00:11:01,413 He was having great difficulty breathing. 188 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:02,413 He became very weak. 189 00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:04,827 He finally had to leave me. 190 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,206 To go where? 191 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,827 He was told the warlord was in possession of antibiotics. 192 00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:09,724 Our antibiotics. 193 00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:12,103 He has not returned. 194 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,517 I am worried. 195 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:14,838 We're gonna get him and we're gonna bring him back 196 00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:16,493 to the hospital at our base to get better. 197 00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:18,437 One of us is gonna need to be here with the kid 198 00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:20,103 in case Qasem comes back. 199 00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:22,310 You must leave the woman here with me. 200 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,355 The warlord will have no interest in dealing with her. 201 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,413 "The woman"? 202 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:30,286 - You're babysitting. - No, no. Don't do this to me. 203 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,310 - No, no. - It won't take long, okay? 204 00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:34,206 Give you two a chance to get close. 205 00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:46,896 Here, Boz. Look. 206 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 See, see? Yeah. 207 00:11:49,103 --> 00:11:50,206 Come on. 208 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,758 What the hell are you doing? 209 00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:58,275 I am trying to feed it this horchata grip 'n rip. 210 00:11:58,379 --> 00:11:59,659 Oh, that shit gave me the runs. 211 00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:02,655 - Yeah? - Well, I am counting on it. 212 00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,241 Here, Boz. 213 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,724 Up here. 214 00:12:05,827 --> 00:12:08,896 Here. Come on, here. 215 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,172 Yeah, okay. Atta boy. 216 00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,275 There we go. 217 00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:15,803 Yo, I meant it about you being my best man. 218 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,827 No offense, 219 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:20,793 but I kinda take this marriage thing more seriously. 220 00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:21,896 Is that a no? 221 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,448 It's not a no. 222 00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:26,344 Just kinda hoping you two would take it more seriously, too. 223 00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:30,172 - Yeah, well. - I'm not Alvarez's type. 224 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,862 - She tell you that? - Every day. 225 00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:34,172 Besides, I'm not over Durkin. 226 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,344 Unfortunately complicated 227 00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:36,968 by the fact that she's totally over me. 228 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:39,769 - A salaam alaikum! - God bless the USA! 229 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,655 Son of a bitch! 230 00:12:41,758 --> 00:12:43,620 Looks like those Afghan Army guys 231 00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:45,793 got that SecCorp SUV running again. 232 00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,241 Damn! 233 00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:53,103 Those ANA guys can turn anything into a technical. 234 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,482 We got to track it down. 235 00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:55,941 How exactly are we gonna track it down? 236 00:12:55,965 --> 00:12:57,206 There's a way. 237 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:57,896 I just haven't thought of it, yet. 238 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,965 You keep me posted. 239 00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:04,344 Always the pessimist, amigo. 240 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,206 No? 241 00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,275 - That's that. - Hold on. 242 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,689 Trade? 243 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:25,009 We don't have anything to trade. 244 00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,068 - What do you got on you? - What do you got on you? 245 00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:29,862 - Supplies and water. - Me, too. 246 00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:30,862 What about here? 247 00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:32,172 Hey. Hell, no. 248 00:13:32,275 --> 00:13:33,413 It's not gonna happen. 249 00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:35,357 It's time to put away childish things, amigo. 250 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,344 Gimme your gamer. 251 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:44,413 I need to at least wipe it first. 252 00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:46,275 I got personal stuff on here. 253 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,689 - Porn? - Among other things. 254 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,275 Weird, fucked up porn? 255 00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:53,000 Normal, everyday porn. 256 00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:57,448 I'm sure warlords could jerk off, too. 257 00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:58,551 Stop it. 258 00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:06,896 Come on. 259 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,040 Now that you're happy, let's try this one more time. 260 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,206 - Paghman? - Paghman. 261 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,206 He's at Paghman Hospital. 262 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,689 - He's probably okay. - Okay? 263 00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,553 What part of Paghman Hospital do you not get? 264 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:22,310 Salaam alaikum! 265 00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,931 You are not married? 266 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,344 Will be soon. 267 00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:29,689 Is it arranged? 268 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:32,000 Sort of. 269 00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:34,044 When you are married, you will have children, yes? 270 00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,551 I will have children? No. 271 00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:37,275 And your husband allows this? 272 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:39,000 It's not up to him. 273 00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:39,689 But he is the man. 274 00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:42,103 I am the woman. 275 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,862 Why do you not want to talk to me? 276 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,965 Is it because I'm a man? 277 00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:47,068 You're not a man! 278 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,344 You're a boy. 279 00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:51,206 And it's because I find your attitude very annoying. 280 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,344 How lucky you for you that you happen to be born 281 00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:55,103 with a little pee-pee between those legs 282 00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,344 that lets you make all the decisions 283 00:14:57,448 --> 00:14:58,648 for the women in your culture. 284 00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:03,517 You are very angry. 285 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,551 And believe it or not, 286 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,793 you caught me on a good day. 287 00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:19,000 Kid's giving you the finger. 288 00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:36,379 Ah, shit. 289 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,655 Notice he didn't ask for his wedding ring back. 290 00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:41,137 So we're all good? 291 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,000 You and me? 292 00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:45,000 Yeah, we're all good. 293 00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:45,827 But that fucking goat and me? 294 00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,896 Oh, we're far from good. 295 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,862 But you got your ring back. 296 00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:52,586 Fingers are still missing. 297 00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:55,413 Nothing the goat can do about that. 298 00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:57,251 Revenge is not about remedying a situation, 299 00:15:57,275 --> 00:16:00,620 it's about eye for a fuckin' eye. 300 00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,551 You're gonna take the goat's finger? 301 00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,103 Didn't know goats had fingers. 302 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,517 They have cloven hooves. 303 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,413 I'm not gonna take the goat's fingers. 304 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,448 I'm gonna take the goat's life. 305 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,700 And I know it's on this base, 306 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,827 and I'm gonna fuckin' find it. 307 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,034 No, you're not. 308 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,275 Yeah. 309 00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,286 Kid's not gonna give up that goat without a fight. 310 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,907 Yeah, I'm gonna find that fuckin' animal, 311 00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:21,091 and I'm gonna gut it like the goddamn catch of the day. 312 00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:29,517 He's a great poet. 313 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:31,793 I know you do not read a lot, but do not worry. 314 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:34,241 These poems are short. 315 00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:36,689 A small child could read them. 316 00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:39,206 You really can't help yourself, can you? 317 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,793 I was in the middle 318 00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:44,251 of my all-time high score on that thing. 319 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:48,000 Well, maybe you should try reading a book instead, amigo. 320 00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,655 The engine on the bird's running. 321 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:50,482 Let's go. 322 00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:52,103 You have found my brother? 323 00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:53,926 - He's at Paghman. - We're gonna go get him. 324 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,241 Hey. 325 00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,424 Figured only one of you would be alive when we got back. 326 00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:00,931 I had you, but Davis' money was on the kid. 327 00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:03,103 I'm never having children. 328 00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:04,206 Especially boys. 329 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,827 We'll discuss this after we're married. 330 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,310 Can't understand a thing. 331 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,373 Can't tell if we've got permission to land or not. 332 00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:22,620 Sounds like chaos down there. 333 00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:25,379 For better or worse, we're going in. 334 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:34,862 You speak English? 335 00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:37,379 Of course I do. I'm a doctor. 336 00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:39,862 - What happened here? - Suicide bombing at a wedding. 337 00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:48,068 Look, we're looking for a patient called Qasem. 338 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,896 Do you have anybody here by that name? 339 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,379 You are kidding me, right? 340 00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:53,206 You are welcome to go look for him yourself, 341 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,655 but I have no idea where he is, 342 00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,398 nor do I have the time to worry about him. 343 00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:58,793 Is there anything we can do here to help? 344 00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:00,965 You can find this person you're looking for 345 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,862 and take him away so I have one less person to deal with. 346 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:10,931 Shh, shh. 347 00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:15,241 Let's limit our boots on the ground time here, okay? 348 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,344 For sure. 349 00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:48,206 That him? 350 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,689 If it is, our work here is done. 351 00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:55,862 I got him! 352 00:18:55,965 --> 00:19:01,241 Hey, can you hear me? Hey. 353 00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:01,931 You again. 354 00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:04,931 Okay, shit. 355 00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:09,034 Okay. Hey. 356 00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:10,617 We're gonna get you out of here, okay? 357 00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,620 Door! 358 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,206 We managed to stabilize him on the bird, 359 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,596 but he's still in pretty bad shape. 360 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,793 I'll take it from here, Sergeant. 361 00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:34,000 Who's this? 362 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,631 - His little brother. - They're a package deal. 363 00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:37,931 Get that kid and all of his germs 364 00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:39,182 out of my operating room, please! 365 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:40,103 Thank you. 366 00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:41,827 Let's get him on the table! 367 00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:49,034 How'd you take care of yourself 368 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,724 while your brother was away? 369 00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:53,620 Relatives would feed me. 370 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:56,172 And since the killing of my parents shut down the school, 371 00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:58,931 I was no longer a target. 372 00:19:59,034 --> 00:19:59,793 You seem to accept your misfortunes 373 00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:03,448 so much better than I do. 374 00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:07,034 We do not expect everything to turn out well like you do, 375 00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:08,620 so we're never disappointed. 376 00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:13,379 Hmm. 377 00:20:13,482 --> 00:20:15,862 Gimme a sec, hon. 378 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,413 We were reading about another one of those suicide bombings. 379 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,034 The boys are getting worried about you, 380 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,458 but I told them you were miles away 381 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,103 from where that stuff happens. 382 00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:25,103 And they believed you? 383 00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,137 Well, it doesn't really matter, does it? 384 00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:28,551 - Is that Mom? - Yeah, it's Mom. 385 00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:30,379 Hi. 386 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,896 Hi, Mom! We miss you. 387 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,344 Don't get blown up. 388 00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,931 - Don't be an idiot. - She's totally safe. 389 00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:39,241 I am. I'm totally safe. 390 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,355 - That shirt is dirty. - I told you not to wear it. 391 00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:41,699 Now we're gonna be late to school. 392 00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:43,598 Change that, please. Is Rufus locked out again? 393 00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:46,724 I told you you got to let him in after he pees. 394 00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:47,827 It's out of control here. 395 00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:49,044 I love you. Can I call you tomorrow? 396 00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:52,448 Okay, bye. 397 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,448 Hi. 398 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,413 Hey. 399 00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:00,724 You okay? 400 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,827 Mm, yeah. 401 00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:03,896 Just missing the peace and quiet of home. 402 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,517 What's up? 403 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,551 I head you sprung Roback from the brig. 404 00:21:07,655 --> 00:21:09,344 Mind if I ask why? 405 00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:11,275 Between you and me? 406 00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:13,793 He did me a solid. 407 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:14,931 Well, the reason I ask 408 00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:17,137 is that he's suddenly on my radar, 409 00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:18,320 so I need to know if we consider him friend or foe. 410 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:23,275 At this specific moment in time, friend. 411 00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:25,206 But I'm sure that'll change in an hour. 412 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:28,448 That's all I needed to know. 413 00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,379 You were right. 414 00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:02,413 I was not ready to leave. 415 00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,758 It is possible you may know more about medicine that I do. 416 00:22:31,068 --> 00:22:33,103 Why do you find the destruction 417 00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:37,620 of confiscated weapons and explosives entertaining? 418 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,000 Do you not get enough of this horror in battle? 419 00:22:40,103 --> 00:22:44,448 You have a way of really killing fun. 420 00:22:46,137 --> 00:22:49,310 It is a privilege to be allowed 421 00:22:49,413 --> 00:22:51,310 to be out amongst men at night. 422 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,724 I do not think that you appreciate it. 423 00:22:54,827 --> 00:22:57,172 Don't consider it a perk. 424 00:22:57,275 --> 00:23:01,931 Your culture takes all of these things for granted. 425 00:23:02,034 --> 00:23:04,758 In my culture, 426 00:23:04,862 --> 00:23:10,000 a mother is expected only to bring a son into the family. 427 00:23:10,103 --> 00:23:12,517 How can a woman even survive here? 428 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:19,931 She can be raised as a boy. 429 00:23:20,034 --> 00:23:24,413 What do you mean? 430 00:23:24,517 --> 00:23:27,931 In my culture, some parents can make the decision 431 00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:32,862 to raise their daughters as sons. 432 00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:35,758 That way we are allowed to have interactions with men, 433 00:23:35,862 --> 00:23:39,620 allowed to have jobs, 434 00:23:39,724 --> 00:23:42,862 allowed to leave the house at night. 435 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:50,275 Oh, my God. 436 00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:56,689 You're a girl? 437 00:24:03,172 --> 00:24:04,793 It is true. 438 00:24:04,896 --> 00:24:06,862 I was born female. 439 00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:09,344 Do you feel like a boy? 440 00:24:10,724 --> 00:24:14,482 I feel like Allah has blessed me, 441 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:17,896 that I was chosen to have a chance in life. 442 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,172 What happens when you get older? 443 00:24:21,275 --> 00:24:25,793 Life becomes much more difficult and dangerous. 444 00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:28,655 You mean if someone finds out? 445 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:29,872 It is not a question of if they find out, 446 00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:33,068 but rather if they approve. 447 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,586 Well, it's gonna be pretty difficult 448 00:24:35,689 --> 00:24:37,517 to keep your little secret on this base. 449 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,448 Why? 450 00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:41,758 Well, you're gonna have to shower at some point, 451 00:24:41,862 --> 00:24:43,000 and I'm for sure 452 00:24:43,103 --> 00:24:43,793 not letting you do it with the men on this base. 453 00:24:43,896 --> 00:24:46,172 Then I will not shower. 454 00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:48,724 You'll have to sleep somewhere. 455 00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:54,275 Unless you want me to take you back home. 456 00:24:54,379 --> 00:24:57,620 I will never leave my brother again. 457 00:24:57,724 --> 00:24:59,931 Then you're gonna have to 458 00:25:00,034 --> 00:25:04,689 share your little secret with others. 459 00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:14,000 I'm sorry that I got a bit annoyed with you before. 460 00:25:14,103 --> 00:25:16,689 Your male privilege was 461 00:25:16,793 --> 00:25:18,793 really pissing me off. 462 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,379 You're very good at being a boy. 463 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,517 It is a lot easier than it looks. 464 00:25:31,137 --> 00:25:33,137 The closest ANA base is here. 465 00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:34,838 What if they aren't stationed at the base? 466 00:25:34,862 --> 00:25:37,482 What if they're floaters just passing through? 467 00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:38,631 Well, then we'll never track down the SUV, 468 00:25:38,655 --> 00:25:40,655 there'll be no fight, and we're screwed. 469 00:25:40,758 --> 00:25:43,172 Forget I mentioned it. 470 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:44,758 If I can just figure out a way to... 471 00:25:44,862 --> 00:25:46,206 Gentlemen. 472 00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:48,724 Sir. 473 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:55,275 Oh, I had an interesting little talk with Private Petrocelli. 474 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:57,000 - He's a good kid. - Great kid. 475 00:25:57,103 --> 00:25:58,655 Yes, the young lad told me all about 476 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:01,620 your eventful nocturnal jaunt through the countryside 477 00:26:01,724 --> 00:26:03,068 the other night. 478 00:26:03,172 --> 00:26:04,772 - Oh, shit. - The kid likes to embellish. 479 00:26:04,827 --> 00:26:06,931 Oh, the tale he told me needs no embellishment. 480 00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:11,000 It is a tale of sneaking off base 481 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:15,310 to trade expired medicines for hashish to a local warlord 482 00:26:15,413 --> 00:26:17,000 and then 483 00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:18,113 burning a military ambulance. 484 00:26:18,137 --> 00:26:19,537 We're not the ones who torched it. 485 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,586 Oh, yes. 486 00:26:21,689 --> 00:26:23,148 The private was quite clear on that point. 487 00:26:23,172 --> 00:26:24,182 Sir, those meds were designated to be destroyed. 488 00:26:24,206 --> 00:26:25,246 Or traded for ten pounds 489 00:26:25,275 --> 00:26:27,448 of grade A Afghan hashish, it seems. 490 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:28,965 The village needed them badly. 491 00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:31,896 Oh, you two are quite the humanitarians, aren't you? 492 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,724 And they were still perfectly good. 493 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,000 You don't have to tell me. 494 00:26:36,103 --> 00:26:38,517 I hate how big pharma 495 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,113 invents these expiration dates simply to make more money 496 00:26:40,137 --> 00:26:42,689 by inducing earlier churn on supplies. 497 00:26:42,793 --> 00:26:43,862 It's shameful. 498 00:26:43,965 --> 00:26:45,355 - It is shameful. - Pisses us off, too. 499 00:26:45,379 --> 00:26:47,896 However, demanding hashish in return for those drugs? 500 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,758 Mm... is also shameful. 501 00:26:50,862 --> 00:26:52,241 We feel bad, sir. 502 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,103 Oh, I'm sure you do. 503 00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:00,586 Look, I like you both, all right? 504 00:27:00,689 --> 00:27:02,068 You're damn good medics. 505 00:27:02,172 --> 00:27:04,137 And between us, 506 00:27:04,241 --> 00:27:05,689 I have been known to imbibe 507 00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:07,758 on the local Afghan hashish myself, occasionally. 508 00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:09,275 It is primo. 509 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:10,793 Be that as it may, 510 00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:13,137 I'm ordering you to destroy everything you have. 511 00:27:13,241 --> 00:27:14,655 All ten pounds of it, 512 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,793 because if I hear that you are selling it around the base, 513 00:27:17,896 --> 00:27:20,758 and I will hear about it, 514 00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:23,103 I'll recommend that you both be court-martialed. 515 00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:24,482 Yes, sir. 516 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:29,655 Oh, and about that ambulance... 517 00:27:29,758 --> 00:27:31,137 Yes, sir? 518 00:27:31,241 --> 00:27:35,793 That is property of the United States Army. 519 00:27:40,586 --> 00:27:42,620 But I'm British Forces, so screw it. 520 00:27:50,862 --> 00:27:53,551 - We can't destroy the hashish. - It's all we got. 521 00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,517 We may not have to. 522 00:27:57,034 --> 00:27:57,482 Hoo! 523 00:27:57,586 --> 00:28:00,241 Lovely. 524 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:01,931 What'd you blokes want from me? 525 00:28:02,034 --> 00:28:02,931 We need you to turn it all into edibles 526 00:28:03,034 --> 00:28:05,034 so it'll be easier to hide and move. 527 00:28:05,137 --> 00:28:07,551 - I have the technology. - Fantastic. 528 00:28:07,655 --> 00:28:09,551 For 50%. 529 00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:10,931 Fuck that. 530 00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:13,315 I'm supposed to do this out of the kindness of my heart? 531 00:28:13,413 --> 00:28:15,551 We were thinking you would take it as collateral 532 00:28:15,655 --> 00:28:17,034 for the Sasquatch fight. 533 00:28:17,137 --> 00:28:19,000 So I bloody well am supposed to do this 534 00:28:19,103 --> 00:28:20,251 out of the kindness of my heart. 535 00:28:20,275 --> 00:28:22,482 This fight is gonna be big. 536 00:28:22,586 --> 00:28:25,034 You can stand to make a shitload of book. 537 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:25,724 You got Sasquatch to agree to it? 538 00:28:25,827 --> 00:28:27,551 We're working on it. 539 00:28:27,655 --> 00:28:29,413 Then this whole conversation's 540 00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:30,631 just taking place in a dream. 541 00:28:30,655 --> 00:28:32,379 How 'bout this? 542 00:28:32,482 --> 00:28:33,689 If the fight doesn't happen, 543 00:28:33,793 --> 00:28:35,010 you can keep half of it as payment for the last fight. 544 00:28:35,034 --> 00:28:37,379 Here's an even better deal. 545 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,896 If the fight doesn't happen, I keep the whole bloody thing. 546 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,551 You just said 50%. 547 00:28:41,655 --> 00:28:43,172 Prices fluctuate. 548 00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:46,793 Okay, fine. 549 00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:49,379 Agreed. 550 00:28:49,482 --> 00:28:52,137 - About this fight, mate. - Yeah? 551 00:28:52,241 --> 00:28:54,034 I'm gonna want to check out your man. 552 00:28:54,137 --> 00:28:56,457 Make sure he's up to the task so I can put out decent odds. 553 00:28:56,482 --> 00:28:59,551 I'm not agreeing to anything until I lay eyes on your boy. 554 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:00,517 Of course. 555 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,931 And I am not gonna be the one 556 00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,517 to convince Sasquatch to fight him. 557 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:05,517 You blokes are. 558 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,000 - Not gonna be a problem. - Good. 559 00:29:07,103 --> 00:29:09,206 Now get the hell out of my kitchen 560 00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,310 so I can turn this hash into food. 561 00:29:11,413 --> 00:29:13,310 Think you should disguise it as MREs. 562 00:29:13,413 --> 00:29:16,931 Nobody touches those. It'll be safer. 563 00:29:17,034 --> 00:29:18,434 So you know exactly where they are 564 00:29:18,482 --> 00:29:20,551 and you could just steal 'em back from me? 565 00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:24,275 Do I look like a fuckin' idiot to you, mate? 566 00:29:24,379 --> 00:29:25,275 Oh, by the way, mate. 567 00:29:25,379 --> 00:29:29,000 It's chicken. All week long. 568 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,793 You got a little Corporal Buckley in you. 569 00:29:38,896 --> 00:29:40,551 You know that? 570 00:29:44,862 --> 00:29:48,586 You know, he was the coolest dude I ever met. 571 00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,965 He knew the origin story 572 00:29:51,068 --> 00:29:54,172 of every Marvel character by heart. 573 00:29:54,275 --> 00:29:56,551 Even the ones nobody knew. 574 00:29:56,655 --> 00:29:59,413 And he didn't let anyone fuck with me. 575 00:29:59,517 --> 00:30:02,000 I'm not gonna let anyone fuck with you, 576 00:30:02,103 --> 00:30:05,655 but I can't hide you in here forever. 577 00:30:09,482 --> 00:30:11,413 We're gonna get through this. 578 00:30:25,103 --> 00:30:29,000 I got a ton of forms for you and Roback to sign. 579 00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,862 For what? 580 00:30:30,965 --> 00:30:33,379 For the marriage? 581 00:30:33,482 --> 00:30:35,068 Oh, yeah. 582 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:43,103 You're really not into Roback, huh? 583 00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:44,689 What exactly did he tell you? 584 00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:46,034 Look, don't worry. 585 00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:47,177 I'm not gonna tell anyone. 586 00:30:47,275 --> 00:30:49,862 Sorry if I fucked up everything with him. 587 00:30:50,689 --> 00:30:53,655 Sasquatch seems 588 00:30:53,758 --> 00:30:54,827 big. 589 00:30:54,931 --> 00:30:56,344 Jesus. 590 00:30:56,448 --> 00:30:58,586 Roback told you everything too, huh? 591 00:30:58,689 --> 00:31:00,103 I'm not judging you. 592 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:03,000 That's good, 'cause I respect you 593 00:31:03,103 --> 00:31:05,413 even though I know you don't respect me. 594 00:31:05,517 --> 00:31:07,724 I don't really think about you much. 595 00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:09,787 Figured you'd never thought about me much, either. 596 00:31:09,862 --> 00:31:11,034 You figured wrong. 597 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:12,137 You go your own way. 598 00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,379 You don't care what anyone else thinks. 599 00:31:14,482 --> 00:31:15,482 You're badass. 600 00:31:15,517 --> 00:31:17,793 Hmm. 601 00:31:17,896 --> 00:31:20,517 Glad it comes across as some sort of inner strength 602 00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:25,517 but it's really not. 603 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:27,655 Look, I uh... 604 00:31:27,758 --> 00:31:29,034 I need someone to talk to 605 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,631 about putting up with all the swinging dicks 606 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:31,655 around on this base 607 00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:34,000 and girlfriend pickings around here are, 608 00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:35,275 you know, slim. 609 00:31:35,379 --> 00:31:36,965 Um, 610 00:31:37,068 --> 00:31:38,793 I'm not the girlfriend type. 611 00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:42,448 Okay, then who do you talk personal shit with? 612 00:31:42,551 --> 00:31:43,965 My family. 613 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,068 How ethnically charming. 614 00:31:46,862 --> 00:31:49,586 How typically racist. 615 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Wanna get high? 616 00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:59,655 Roback's not my type. 617 00:31:59,758 --> 00:32:01,655 What is your type? 618 00:32:01,758 --> 00:32:02,931 Someone I come across 619 00:32:03,034 --> 00:32:04,758 when I'm not juggling dismembered limbs 620 00:32:04,862 --> 00:32:05,758 on a daily basis. 621 00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:06,907 If you're gonna be that picky, 622 00:32:06,931 --> 00:32:08,206 you're never gonna find anyone. 623 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:17,827 Roback and Sasquatch are nothing like. 624 00:32:17,931 --> 00:32:19,827 How'd you end up caught between them? 625 00:32:19,931 --> 00:32:22,206 My dad is a total screw-up 626 00:32:22,310 --> 00:32:26,206 who forced me to take care of myself from day one. 627 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:29,793 Sasquatch is a part of me that wants to kick his ass 628 00:32:29,896 --> 00:32:33,000 and Roback's a part of me that 629 00:32:33,103 --> 00:32:35,379 wants to fuck him. 630 00:32:35,482 --> 00:32:38,758 Okay. 631 00:32:40,448 --> 00:32:41,631 Why do we always fall for men 632 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:44,241 who remind us why we hate our fathers? 633 00:32:44,344 --> 00:32:47,034 Oh, I love my father. 634 00:32:47,137 --> 00:32:48,413 I'd be lucky to end up 635 00:32:48,517 --> 00:32:52,965 with someone as good-hearted and honest as him. 636 00:32:53,068 --> 00:32:55,793 You suck as a girlfriend. 637 00:32:55,896 --> 00:32:58,034 I'm used to being around guys. 638 00:32:58,137 --> 00:33:00,482 This feels weird. 639 00:33:00,586 --> 00:33:04,344 Took me a while to get used to it, too. 640 00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:07,551 Girlfriend, pass that shit. 641 00:33:07,655 --> 00:33:11,758 This weed is really fucking strong. 642 00:33:11,862 --> 00:33:15,517 Got it from an LN translator who had a crush on me. 643 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:17,068 Can you get more? 644 00:33:17,172 --> 00:33:20,275 - Mm-mm. - Why not? 645 00:33:20,379 --> 00:33:22,655 He was targeted and killed by the Taliban. 646 00:33:25,034 --> 00:33:28,620 I like to smoke some every once in a while in his memory. 647 00:33:28,724 --> 00:33:31,931 I hope I am remembered like this. 648 00:33:32,034 --> 00:33:34,931 Anyway, 649 00:33:35,034 --> 00:33:36,896 good luck with Sasquatch. 650 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,586 And if you ever bounce back to Roback, I'm okay with it. 651 00:33:40,689 --> 00:33:44,310 You really don't give a shit, do you? 652 00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:46,310 About what? 653 00:33:46,413 --> 00:33:48,965 Anything. 654 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,275 Never really had the luxury. 655 00:33:50,379 --> 00:33:54,896 I give a shit about too much, especially men. 656 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,360 You're gonna be really good for me. 657 00:33:56,413 --> 00:33:59,379 We'll see. 658 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,517 Got a sec? 659 00:34:21,586 --> 00:34:23,758 Hey. 660 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,965 Please. 661 00:34:26,068 --> 00:34:27,310 What? 662 00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:29,793 I just wanted to say I respect your decision, okay? 663 00:34:29,896 --> 00:34:31,275 What decision? 664 00:34:31,379 --> 00:34:32,965 To cool it with me. 665 00:34:33,068 --> 00:34:35,482 No, not cooling it with you. 666 00:34:35,586 --> 00:34:37,000 Ending it with you. 667 00:34:37,103 --> 00:34:39,137 - Yeah, whatever. - Anyway, I get it. 668 00:34:39,241 --> 00:34:41,793 I'll be married to Alvarez, and that'll be that. 669 00:34:41,896 --> 00:34:43,056 So what do you want from me? 670 00:34:44,689 --> 00:34:46,424 I need you to convince Sasquatch to fight my guy. 671 00:34:46,448 --> 00:34:47,448 Why? 672 00:34:47,551 --> 00:34:48,838 Because I'll be fucked if you don't, 673 00:34:48,862 --> 00:34:50,493 and I believe you still care about what happens to me. 674 00:34:50,517 --> 00:34:52,206 If I ever mention your name to Sasquatch, 675 00:34:52,310 --> 00:34:53,590 he's gonna smell you all over me. 676 00:34:57,206 --> 00:34:58,206 That's pretty hot. 677 00:34:58,275 --> 00:35:00,517 Stop it. 678 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:03,482 Anything else? 679 00:35:03,586 --> 00:35:06,379 Yeah. 680 00:35:06,482 --> 00:35:07,631 While I respect your decision 681 00:35:07,655 --> 00:35:08,941 not to see me anymore once I'm married, 682 00:35:08,965 --> 00:35:12,172 the fact is, this moment in time, 683 00:35:12,275 --> 00:35:13,275 I'm not married. 684 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,896 Jesus, yes! 685 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Oh, my God! 686 00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:32,827 You're a fucking magician! 687 00:35:35,206 --> 00:35:36,517 Oh, my God. 688 00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:38,413 Wait, did you come? 689 00:35:38,517 --> 00:35:40,197 I was a little busy concentrating on you. 690 00:35:44,862 --> 00:35:46,068 Oh, my God. 691 00:35:49,206 --> 00:35:51,379 - You good? - Mm-hmm. 692 00:36:00,068 --> 00:36:03,068 How was it? 693 00:36:03,172 --> 00:36:04,172 Different. 694 00:36:04,206 --> 00:36:07,275 "Different"? 695 00:36:07,379 --> 00:36:09,931 Different. Okay. 696 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:13,103 Hey, wait. 697 00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:17,344 Is that it? 698 00:36:17,448 --> 00:36:18,724 After that? 699 00:36:18,827 --> 00:36:20,793 You gave me closure. 700 00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:22,137 I gave you 701 00:36:22,241 --> 00:36:24,655 the first ever vaginal orgasm of your entire fucking life. 702 00:36:24,758 --> 00:36:25,976 That's because this is never gonna happen again. 703 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 It's all psychological. Trust me. 704 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,724 No, it's because we're great together. 705 00:36:29,827 --> 00:36:31,448 Trust me. 706 00:36:31,551 --> 00:36:32,838 Look... once I'm married to Alvarez, 707 00:36:32,862 --> 00:36:34,689 we can do this all the time. 708 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:35,976 That's not gonna work for me. 709 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,931 Besides, if we get caught she'll get deported, 710 00:36:38,034 --> 00:36:38,724 and I don't want that to happen to her. 711 00:36:38,827 --> 00:36:40,827 Why are you so concerned 712 00:36:40,931 --> 00:36:43,068 about what happens to her all of a sudden? 713 00:36:43,172 --> 00:36:45,310 You two talking behind my back? 714 00:36:46,551 --> 00:36:47,631 We don't have to do shit behind your back, 715 00:36:47,655 --> 00:36:48,872 'cause we have nothing to hide from you. 716 00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:50,551 Should I be worried about you two? 717 00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:52,575 I think you should be worried about your fight, 718 00:36:52,655 --> 00:36:54,482 'cause you're on your own with Sasquatch, so 719 00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:56,310 good luck. 720 00:37:18,827 --> 00:37:19,827 Go. 721 00:37:25,551 --> 00:37:28,862 Look, he's gonna kill you if you don't leave. 722 00:37:32,896 --> 00:37:36,000 Go! 723 00:37:38,137 --> 00:37:39,275 Damn it, Boz. 724 00:37:42,448 --> 00:37:43,758 At ease. 725 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,034 He's fine. 726 00:38:04,517 --> 00:38:05,517 You okay? 727 00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:06,724 I'm fine. 728 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,482 Awaiting your signature, sir. 729 00:38:21,586 --> 00:38:22,482 Mm. 730 00:38:22,586 --> 00:38:23,965 Can I ask you something? 731 00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:25,275 Of course, sir. 732 00:38:25,379 --> 00:38:26,803 Seeing as you're the one requisitioning all the forms 733 00:38:26,827 --> 00:38:30,586 for this Roback-Alvarez marriage, 734 00:38:30,689 --> 00:38:33,827 does it smell legit to you? 735 00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:35,206 I assume so, sir. 736 00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:37,172 Good, 737 00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:39,620 'cause my ass is hanging out the wind here on it. 738 00:38:39,724 --> 00:38:40,724 Just wanna make sure 739 00:38:40,793 --> 00:38:43,517 it's not another one of Roback's schemes. 740 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:44,827 And if it was? 741 00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:46,010 Then it would be my pleasure 742 00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,458 to hang his sorry neck from our flagpole 743 00:38:47,482 --> 00:38:48,586 then make sure 744 00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:52,000 his corpse biodegrades in a military prison. 745 00:38:58,206 --> 00:39:00,000 It's for real, sir. 746 00:39:00,103 --> 00:39:01,562 There have been rumors about them for a while. 747 00:39:01,586 --> 00:39:03,103 They're 748 00:39:03,206 --> 00:39:07,758 kind of perfect for each other, don't you think? 749 00:39:07,862 --> 00:39:10,655 Wouldn't know anything about that, 750 00:39:10,758 --> 00:39:12,931 but I am starting to have regrets about it already. 751 00:39:13,034 --> 00:39:14,551 Dismissed. 752 00:39:20,448 --> 00:39:21,517 Yeah? 753 00:39:22,965 --> 00:39:24,827 - Hi. - Hi. 754 00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:27,310 How you doin'? 755 00:39:27,413 --> 00:39:29,862 Good. 756 00:39:40,827 --> 00:39:43,241 So, you been talking to Durkin? 757 00:39:43,344 --> 00:39:45,931 Yeah. 758 00:39:46,034 --> 00:39:48,724 She's helping us with the paperwork, remember? 759 00:39:51,965 --> 00:39:55,965 What have you guys been talking about? 760 00:39:56,068 --> 00:39:58,517 What do you think we talked about? 761 00:39:58,620 --> 00:40:01,000 The forms we need to fill out so you and I can get married. 762 00:40:04,448 --> 00:40:06,000 That's all? 763 00:40:09,413 --> 00:40:10,413 Okay. 764 00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:19,000 I'm giving you one last chance to back out. 765 00:40:20,724 --> 00:40:23,482 Because 766 00:40:23,586 --> 00:40:25,689 we're really getting married, 767 00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:29,862 really gonna have to live together. 768 00:40:29,965 --> 00:40:32,482 Really gonna have to keep up appearances. 769 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:38,586 And then at some point we'll really have to get divorced. 770 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,413 I'm all in on this. 771 00:40:47,517 --> 00:40:49,379 I love you like a sister 772 00:40:49,482 --> 00:40:51,517 and what's happening you is just fucking wrong. 773 00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:53,103 Plus, we're entering into this 774 00:40:53,206 --> 00:40:55,000 with more of a connection to each other 775 00:40:55,103 --> 00:40:56,344 than any real marriage 776 00:40:56,448 --> 00:40:58,793 I've ever had the misfortune of observing. 777 00:40:58,896 --> 00:41:01,965 Thank you. 778 00:41:03,793 --> 00:41:06,758 But... 779 00:41:06,862 --> 00:41:08,320 now that we're putting it all out there, 780 00:41:08,344 --> 00:41:09,000 there's an element of this whole thing 781 00:41:09,103 --> 00:41:10,310 that's been bothering me. 782 00:41:10,413 --> 00:41:12,379 Okay, what? 783 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:19,758 I mean, aren't you... aren't you even a little attracted to me? 784 00:41:21,517 --> 00:41:22,517 No. 785 00:41:22,551 --> 00:41:24,275 Is that a problem? 786 00:41:24,379 --> 00:41:25,551 No, I just... 787 00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:27,495 And you're not attracted to me at all, right? 788 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:28,586 That'd be like incest. 789 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:31,758 God help us. 790 00:41:31,862 --> 00:41:33,689 We're gonna be fine. 791 00:41:33,793 --> 00:41:35,827 Yeah. 792 00:41:35,931 --> 00:41:37,275 Have you told your family? 793 00:41:37,379 --> 00:41:40,137 Not yet. 794 00:41:40,241 --> 00:41:42,034 How do you think they'll react? 795 00:41:42,137 --> 00:41:44,620 Well my mom and my sisters will love you, 796 00:41:44,724 --> 00:41:47,517 and you'll love them. 797 00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:50,689 What about your dad? 798 00:41:50,793 --> 00:41:52,241 What are you gonna do to me? 799 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:54,355 You know, you think you're so 800 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,517 goddamn smarter than everybody else. 801 00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:57,482 Fuck you! 802 00:41:57,586 --> 00:41:58,931 Fuck you! 803 00:41:59,034 --> 00:42:01,034 What she and I do is none of your fucking business. 804 00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:03,034 You stay the fuck out of my fucking business. 805 00:42:03,137 --> 00:42:05,241 Swear to God, or I'll give you a goddamn reason. 806 00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:10,389 Me and my dad don't talk very much anymore.