1 00:00:05,230 --> 00:00:09,070 We are gathered here today to celebrate the union... 2 00:00:09,089 --> 00:00:12,019 of María and Enrique. 3 00:00:12,189 --> 00:00:14,009 María... 4 00:00:14,029 --> 00:00:16,199 Do you promise to love and cherish Enrique... 5 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:19,230 in sorry and joy, 6 00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:22,030 until death us to part? 7 00:00:26,149 --> 00:00:27,159 Gustavo? 8 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:32,070 María, I just wanted to tell you that... 9 00:00:56,009 --> 00:00:57,189 FIFTH MONTH 10 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:11,079 -Hi. -Hi. 11 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:14,179 This is Rocío. Rocío, María. 12 00:02:14,199 --> 00:02:16,129 -Hi, Rocío. -Hi. 13 00:02:18,129 --> 00:02:21,019 She's a fantastic person. She's gonna amaze you. 14 00:02:21,039 --> 00:02:24,069 -We'll all have breakfast tomorrow, okay? -Okay. 15 00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:27,100 -Good night. -Some bagels. 16 00:02:35,159 --> 00:02:37,049 You're so hot! 17 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:42,120 PERFECT LIFE 18 00:02:42,139 --> 00:02:46,039 WHEN NOTHING IS THE WAY IT SEEMS. 19 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,190 She studies industrial engineering. 20 00:02:53,009 --> 00:02:55,049 Doesn't a 20-year-old bore you? 21 00:02:55,069 --> 00:02:58,069 Why would she bore me? I haven't slept, Sebas! 22 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,120 Wow, man. 23 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:03,119 We were at a trap festival, it's so complicated to dance to. 24 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:07,069 It's sort of like... you know? Like... 25 00:03:07,090 --> 00:03:08,180 Then she spent the whole night 26 00:03:08,199 --> 00:03:13,149 eating me out with a really strong after-dinner mint in her mouth! 27 00:03:13,169 --> 00:03:15,169 You're crazy, dude! 28 00:03:16,219 --> 00:03:18,009 Hello? 29 00:03:19,009 --> 00:03:20,079 Yes, speaking. 30 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:25,040 Yes, of course I know you guys. 31 00:03:27,009 --> 00:03:29,119 And what would the show be? 32 00:03:31,219 --> 00:03:33,209 Right, right... 33 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:40,070 Thing is, I'm working on a new series right now 34 00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:43,230 and I don't have enough paintings to fill a stand. 35 00:03:44,009 --> 00:03:47,019 But thanks so much for thinking of me. 36 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:49,039 All right, bye. Ciao. 37 00:03:50,170 --> 00:03:52,220 -Who was it? -Christ, man. 38 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,020 Barcelona modern art market! 39 00:03:55,039 --> 00:03:57,159 They're offering me a place to sell my stuff, 40 00:03:57,180 --> 00:04:00,010 but I'm doing research right now. 41 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:02,150 -I can't go with the stuff I have. -You're mad! 42 00:04:02,169 --> 00:04:04,099 Call right now or you're history! 43 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,220 No, I don't have anything. 44 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 You've got plenty of paintings. Bloody hell, Esther! 45 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:12,040 Here we go again: doubts, doubts... Go on, call them! 46 00:04:14,159 --> 00:04:16,069 Go ahead laugh, 47 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,099 but if my jeans rub against me I get turned on. 48 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,140 That's your pregnancy hormones. Of course. 49 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,000 -And when does that stop? -After you give birth. 50 00:04:23,019 --> 00:04:24,219 What? Four months like that? 51 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,070 -I can't. -No, you need to get laid. 52 00:04:27,089 --> 00:04:28,999 Yeah, yeah. Who with? 53 00:04:29,110 --> 00:04:32,160 -Get on one of those dating apps. -What? 54 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:34,030 All right, okay, no. 55 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:36,029 Got it! 56 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:38,020 My friend Alberto. 57 00:04:38,159 --> 00:04:41,059 -Yes! -No. 58 00:04:41,079 --> 00:04:44,059 You meet. See each other, get to know each other. 59 00:04:44,079 --> 00:04:46,999 And if you fancy him, you go back to his place and screw. 60 00:04:49,009 --> 00:04:50,209 -Is he good looking? -Yes. 61 00:04:51,149 --> 00:04:52,229 He's sexy. 62 00:04:55,199 --> 00:04:57,099 Not a bad idea. 63 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,230 But how will I know if there's chemistry? 64 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,149 -If there's... you know. -Jesus, it's just sex. 65 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:04,220 You don't need to fall in love with him. 66 00:05:06,019 --> 00:05:08,089 Just a second. It's Pablo calling from Paris. 67 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:10,100 Chuchuwa, chuchuwa! 68 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,040 Chuchuwa! 69 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:16,040 -Mum, shall we sing Chuchuwa? -All right, show María. 70 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:17,110 -Chuchuwa. -Me? 71 00:05:17,129 --> 00:05:19,999 How does it go? That way I practice. 72 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,130 Chuchuwa, chuchuwa. 73 00:05:22,149 --> 00:05:24,029 -Do I do this? -Yeah. 74 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:26,200 KITTYONHEAT84: Sorry, was in shower. -Do what I say. -Okay. 75 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:30,120 About to put on lingerie. 76 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,209 CARPEDIEM741: Would love to see that. 77 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,020 Bet they're see through knickers. 78 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,130 KITTYONHEAT84: Show them to you when you want. 79 00:05:39,149 --> 00:05:42,099 The knickers and all the rest. 80 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,029 Are you not singing? 81 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:48,120 CARPEDIEM741: Are we finally going to meet then? Can't wait... 82 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,189 -You're not doing it right! -Me? 83 00:05:50,209 --> 00:05:52,059 What are you on about? 84 00:05:52,079 --> 00:05:55,079 I'm doing Chuchuwa! KITTYONHEAT84: Know a discreet hotel? 85 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:57,210 Need to screw you. Now. Right now. 86 00:06:01,019 --> 00:06:02,049 Right. 87 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:04,999 Huh? 88 00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:06,159 No, here's the thing. 89 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:09,230 Pablo is in Paris and I feel bad about leaving the kids with my mum. 90 00:06:10,009 --> 00:06:11,229 I don't want to take advantage. 91 00:06:12,149 --> 00:06:15,079 Would you mind sitting in for me at the meeting? 92 00:06:15,189 --> 00:06:16,209 Huh? 93 00:06:17,050 --> 00:06:18,110 Yes. Sorry. 94 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:21,069 I was taking her temperature. She has such a high fever. 95 00:06:21,129 --> 00:06:22,159 Terrible. 96 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,160 Aha. 97 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:27,200 I'm so grateful to you. I mean it, thank you so much. 98 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,200 Okay, okay. 99 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:32,020 Thanks, bye. Ciao. 100 00:06:35,079 --> 00:06:37,999 CARPEDIEM741: On my way. Dying to go down on you. 101 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:41,230 KITTYONHEAT84: Me too. Wait for you in the room. 102 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:43,089 Want to see you now. 103 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:46,120 CARPEDIEM741: You'll drain me. 104 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:49,009 KITTYONHEAT84: Want you to nail me from behind. 105 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:51,049 Are those chocolates? 106 00:06:52,199 --> 00:06:54,189 Yes, sweetie, but for grown-ups. 107 00:06:54,209 --> 00:06:57,029 Know who's going to bring some for kids? Granny. 108 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,220 Yay! Chocolates, chocolates! 109 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,030 Chocolates! 110 00:07:26,089 --> 00:07:28,139 -That one amazes me. -This one? Are you mad? 111 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,120 I look scared and sad. 112 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:33,009 And I'm frowning. It's hideous, I hate it. 113 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:35,130 What's your sale price? 114 00:07:35,149 --> 00:07:40,049 I was thinking 185 for the small ones and 300 for the big ones, tops. 115 00:07:40,069 --> 00:07:42,179 That's shit. Sell them for a higher price. 116 00:07:42,199 --> 00:07:44,109 You don't know about prices. 117 00:07:44,129 --> 00:07:46,229 Maybe, but you have to value your art. 118 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,009 They're really ugly, I hate them all. 119 00:07:49,029 --> 00:07:51,999 Why the hell did I say yes? I should have said no. 120 00:07:52,019 --> 00:07:53,219 Hey, they're all amazing. 121 00:07:56,029 --> 00:07:57,069 You're a genius. 122 00:07:57,090 --> 00:07:59,190 You say that because I'm a good lay. 123 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,160 No, I mean it. 124 00:08:02,029 --> 00:08:04,089 You just need someone to discover you. 125 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:11,010 I think you'll end up exhibiting at the New York Museum of Modern Art. 126 00:08:11,029 --> 00:08:12,209 -Come off it! -Seriously. 127 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:16,030 -I bet the MoMA will call me tomorrow. -The MoMA. 128 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,120 And the Reina Sofía Museum. 129 00:08:19,139 --> 00:08:23,019 You're such a jerk. You're daft as a brush. 130 00:08:24,139 --> 00:08:25,199 And the Pompidou Centre. 131 00:08:27,129 --> 00:08:29,119 The Tate Gallery! 132 00:08:30,069 --> 00:08:32,039 No tickling! 133 00:08:32,059 --> 00:08:33,199 Stop or I'll pee myself! 134 00:09:53,019 --> 00:09:54,049 Hi. 135 00:09:54,149 --> 00:09:55,229 Hi. 136 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:31,200 God, I was dying to do this! 137 00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:58,059 Sorry. 138 00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:02,169 It's a stupid ringtone I added the other day. 139 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,130 Yes. 140 00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:08,140 Third song on Sing and Play. 141 00:11:10,129 --> 00:11:11,139 Yes. 142 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,139 Right... 143 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,020 My little girl loves it. 144 00:11:20,009 --> 00:11:21,219 I lied on my profile. I have... 145 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:24,230 I have two little girls. 146 00:11:27,149 --> 00:11:29,049 I lied, too. 147 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,050 I have a little girl. 148 00:11:32,009 --> 00:11:33,099 Right. 149 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:37,170 How old is she? 150 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:39,120 Four. 151 00:11:40,179 --> 00:11:42,029 What about yours? 152 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,149 Six and 14 months. 153 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:22,030 Answer it if you want. Answer it. 154 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:29,150 Darling, I'm just about to go in. Is everything all right? 155 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:33,089 Okay, put her on, but I can't talk for long. 156 00:12:34,009 --> 00:12:36,159 Hi, sweetheart. Hi. 157 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,220 What are you doing? 158 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,110 What? I can't... 159 00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:43,009 "Cachupimba," what's that? 160 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,090 Are you playing with mum? 161 00:12:48,139 --> 00:12:51,099 Count to ten, close your eyes. 162 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,140 Before you know it, I'll be home. 163 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:56,000 -No. -And is there no insurance? 164 00:12:56,019 --> 00:12:57,069 No. 165 00:12:58,129 --> 00:13:01,049 What I don't get is why you have to pay to sell there. 166 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:03,090 I guess because the venue has expenses. 167 00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:06,100 Electricity, water, everything. You pay for the name. 168 00:13:07,009 --> 00:13:10,039 -What if you don't sell anything? -Everybody does. 169 00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:13,109 -There must be someone who doesn't. -You're such a stickler. 170 00:13:13,129 --> 00:13:16,099 Thanks for thinking that that someone will be me. 171 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,030 I didn't say that, you need to weigh up all the options. 172 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,149 They might con you. 173 00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:24,159 I love what you do. I have complete faith in you. 174 00:13:25,159 --> 00:13:27,139 But they shouldn't charge you. 175 00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:30,089 Want to learn to play chess... 176 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:33,050 All right, guys. Guys. 177 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:37,080 All right. I'll introduce you, okay? 178 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:40,180 This is María, and this is Esther. 179 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,220 -Hi. -Hi, María. 180 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,180 -My mates. -Pleased to meet you. 181 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,170 This is Xosé, who has... 182 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:51,000 -The famous Xosé? -Who has 54% disability. 183 00:13:53,059 --> 00:13:54,179 Oh dear! 184 00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:57,109 -You're the famous María. -Yes. 185 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,229 -Richi. -Okay. 186 00:13:59,009 --> 00:14:04,009 Sorry, Richi and Nata, my former flatmates. 187 00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:05,199 -Oh, the three of you live here. -Yes. 188 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,000 -Can I touch your belly? -Yes. 189 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,040 He kicks already, you'll see. 190 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,120 I could feel it! 191 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,070 -Did you feel it? -Yes. 192 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:25,080 -And do you feel all right? -Yes. 193 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,000 -How far along are you? -Five months. 194 00:14:27,019 --> 00:14:29,019 Good for you! 195 00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:31,039 Is this flat yours, Gari? 196 00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:34,210 Yes, I inherited it from my mum. 197 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,220 Wow, man, that's lucky. 198 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,050 Hey, everyone! 199 00:14:39,159 --> 00:14:41,149 Surprise! 200 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,210 It's from everyone. 201 00:14:47,029 --> 00:14:49,139 Come on, let's give it up for Gari. 202 00:14:49,159 --> 00:14:51,109 Now he's independent! 203 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,229 Thank you very much, really. 204 00:14:57,009 --> 00:14:59,159 You guys are the best... 205 00:14:59,179 --> 00:15:01,119 And... 206 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:03,230 And you've helped me a lot. 207 00:15:04,009 --> 00:15:06,999 I'm really glad that you're all part of my life. 208 00:15:07,019 --> 00:15:08,209 Be happy, dude! 209 00:15:11,129 --> 00:15:13,229 Will the baby live here? 210 00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:17,169 Yes. Well, at weekends. 211 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:19,150 Every weekend. 212 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,140 -That's cool. -Sure. 213 00:15:21,159 --> 00:15:23,089 Of course it is. 214 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:26,060 Anybody want any more beer or anything? 215 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,050 No, thanks. 216 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,080 A beer? 217 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:31,030 -Water. -You want cheese. 218 00:15:31,049 --> 00:15:32,169 You too, okay. 219 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,130 You want water... 220 00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:40,039 I'm going to pop outside a minute. 221 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,059 I'm going outside. 222 00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:07,229 MARÍA: Cris, I'm watching a couple screwing in the building over the road. 223 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,209 Everyone is screwing except me. 224 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:14,090 DAD: I think you got the wrong chat, love. 225 00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:15,190 No, no... 226 00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:20,160 MARÍA: It's a joke me and Cris have. 227 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:23,120 DAD: Ok. 228 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,079 Hi. 229 00:16:31,019 --> 00:16:32,039 Hey. 230 00:16:37,149 --> 00:16:38,229 Need anything? 231 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:41,219 To get laid. 232 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,160 Sorry. 233 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,060 Sorry about that. 234 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,040 I didn't mean with you. Didn't mean to embarrass you. 235 00:16:49,059 --> 00:16:51,219 The pregnancy hormones make me feel a bit... 236 00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:54,099 I'm losing it. 237 00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:01,219 Actually, I meant if you need to know anything 238 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,090 about disabled people with kids... 239 00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:06,189 just ask me. 240 00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:08,229 I could do with some info. 241 00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:13,040 -Can I write down your number? -Sure, go ahead. 242 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:15,150 Is your name with an X? 243 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:18,090 Xosé, with an X and an S. 244 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,100 -Is it a Galician name? -Yes. 245 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,220 Okay, "add". 246 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:28,170 Six what? 247 00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,150 Are they screwing? 248 00:17:31,069 --> 00:17:33,019 Oh, yes. 249 00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:58,119 Listen, Cris. 250 00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:02,220 I've decided that I do want that date with your friend, okay? 251 00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:04,119 Set it up. 252 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,040 Love you. 253 00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:13,069 Imagine we're going to plant eggplants in a field. 254 00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:14,219 You're that field. 255 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,120 First, the soil needs fertilizing with ovarian stimulation, 256 00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:20,160 injections you give yourself over a nine-day period. 257 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:25,180 And finally, we bring the ovarian follicle to maturity with HCG. 258 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,040 Sorry, what is that? 259 00:19:27,059 --> 00:19:29,029 It's a hormone injection. 260 00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:32,029 Then we use a local anesthetic to retrieve the eggs, 261 00:19:32,049 --> 00:19:36,019 and send Pablo's farmers to add the eggplant seed. 262 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:40,160 Great metaphor, isn't it, love? The eggplant. 263 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,080 -Do you smoke? -No. 264 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,169 That's better, it's bad for fertility. 265 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,180 I just need to pop to the toilet, okay? 266 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,120 I'll be right back. 267 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:11,200 This is a before and an after for us. 268 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,140 Okay. 269 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,200 -Are you sure? -I'm on board. 270 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,119 You need to get lower right 45 fixed. 271 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,210 Thanks for the check-up, doctor. What do I owe you? 272 00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:25,120 If you shout me this drink, nothing. 273 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:28,030 And if I invite you to my place for a drink? 274 00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:32,000 Well, it would have to be alcohol-free. 275 00:20:32,019 --> 00:20:34,139 -I can only have one glass a day. -Fair enough. 276 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,169 May I ask you something? 277 00:20:37,059 --> 00:20:38,079 Yes. 278 00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,070 Can I kiss you? 279 00:20:44,059 --> 00:20:45,089 You're very polite. 280 00:20:45,109 --> 00:20:47,039 Well, I'm an ally. 281 00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:48,079 An ally? 282 00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:50,089 -A feminist. -Oh. 283 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:53,120 A feminist ally. 284 00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,000 And guys like you ask. 285 00:20:55,099 --> 00:20:57,159 Well, out of respect. 286 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,170 Yes, I think that's great. 287 00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:01,229 I'm a big believer in it. 288 00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:03,229 -Thanks. -Ally. 289 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,100 -So... -Go ahead. 290 00:21:12,019 --> 00:21:14,229 I don't usually sleep with someone on the first date. 291 00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,039 Okay. 292 00:21:16,059 --> 00:21:17,189 -Okay. -Perfect. 293 00:21:21,099 --> 00:21:24,039 But Cris told me that you can be trusted. 294 00:21:24,109 --> 00:21:26,099 I think you're... 295 00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:29,079 -I think you're very nice. -Cool. 296 00:21:29,099 --> 00:21:31,099 -And I find you sexually attractive. -Perfect. 297 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:35,149 -So I wouldn't mind going all the way. -Whatever you want. 298 00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:40,230 By that, I mean screwing. 299 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:44,009 -Today, right now. -Yes, got it. 300 00:21:44,029 --> 00:21:46,149 It has to be at your place because I live at my sister's. 301 00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:48,090 -Okay, perfect. -Okay. 302 00:21:53,099 --> 00:21:56,179 I really turns me on that you're pregnant. 303 00:21:57,190 --> 00:22:00,110 -What? -I find it super sexy. 304 00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:02,029 Why? 305 00:22:02,049 --> 00:22:06,009 Maybe it's the hormones, your breasts full of milk... 306 00:22:06,109 --> 00:22:09,169 -Not yet. The milk comes later. -All right... 307 00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:12,100 I don't mean it turns me on that they're full of milk... 308 00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:16,160 I mean, the beauty of new life, right? 309 00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:21,199 Listen. I think... 310 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,999 we don't have as much chemistry as I thought. 311 00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:27,159 -I didn't mean to upset you. -It isn't that, but... 312 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,040 -Don't you have fantasies? -Yes, of course. 313 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:33,179 I have fantasies. Doing it in a car or in a lift. 314 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,130 Where I live has a lift. 315 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,159 What are you looking at? 316 00:23:04,019 --> 00:23:05,069 At you. 317 00:23:06,099 --> 00:23:07,159 And the girls? 318 00:23:08,049 --> 00:23:11,079 Paula is having breakfast by herself, Martina is in her cot. 319 00:23:13,049 --> 00:23:14,089 Honey... 320 00:23:15,049 --> 00:23:18,099 What if we wait a while before trying in vitro? 321 00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,010 How so? 322 00:23:21,039 --> 00:23:24,089 I don't know. Injections and hormones freak me out. 323 00:23:24,109 --> 00:23:28,109 But darling, the doctor said there was no risk. 324 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:30,069 Right... 325 00:23:35,069 --> 00:23:38,069 What if we carry on doing it naturally for a few months? 326 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:40,070 Honey... 327 00:23:40,089 --> 00:23:44,119 To be honest, doing it that way is making me frustrated. 328 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:46,220 -It's frustrating having sex with me? -No. 329 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,200 It's frustrating doing it with an objective... 330 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:52,040 and never achieving that objective. 331 00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:55,090 Stop, you're covered in foam. Finish shaving. 332 00:23:55,109 --> 00:23:56,189 Cris... 333 00:23:58,039 --> 00:24:00,019 I'm your friend! 334 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,220 Do you accept the request to chat to SEXYDARKGUY? 335 00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:05,180 Mummy. 336 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,170 What? 337 00:24:06,190 --> 00:24:09,020 SEXYDARKGUY: Hi, Kitty, I'm bored at work, what are you up to? 338 00:24:09,039 --> 00:24:11,099 -How do I know I'm not an alied see what he says. 339 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:15,049 I'm off, I'm running late. Love you, Paula. 340 00:24:17,049 --> 00:24:20,039 Mummy, go on, tell me! 341 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:22,170 KITTYONHEAT84: Bored too. Suggestions? 342 00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:24,000 -Mummy... -What? 343 00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:25,159 -Please tell me... -Eat up. 344 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:27,090 -Oh... -Huh? 345 00:24:28,109 --> 00:24:29,129 Come on. 346 00:24:55,150 --> 00:24:57,060 There she is! 347 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,219 What's up? Hiya, gorgeous! 348 00:25:02,019 --> 00:25:04,179 -Check out the cute T-shirt I bought. -Looks great. 349 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,030 What does it say? "No sucksism or fiminism!" 350 00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:12,049 -Hi, I'm Lucas. -Pleased to meet you. 351 00:25:12,069 --> 00:25:15,219 -Did you sell anything? -Not yet, but it's early yet. 352 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,040 Okay. When you sell one, you'll sell them all. 353 00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:23,010 Listen, I'll take a photo and that way more people will come. 354 00:25:23,029 --> 00:25:24,189 -All right. -Yes. 355 00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:27,010 -Do a Boomerang. -A Boomerang? 356 00:25:27,029 --> 00:25:29,039 Let's see... 357 00:25:29,059 --> 00:25:30,099 No, but... 358 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:34,060 Esther, sweetie. It's a dance move. 359 00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:35,179 Awesome. 360 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,120 Hey, fancy coming to a friend's birthday party later? 361 00:25:41,019 --> 00:25:43,029 -No. -Be cool, don't be a bore. 362 00:25:43,049 --> 00:25:44,209 I'm gonna be responsible for once. 363 00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:46,090 -Sure? -Sure. 364 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:49,029 -You'll be along later? -Sure, gorgeous. 365 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:50,219 You'll come. 366 00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:53,130 Good luck. 367 00:25:55,230 --> 00:26:00,140 And right now, Cactus Girl is signing autographs at stand 7. 368 00:26:11,150 --> 00:26:13,070 This is my good side. 369 00:26:13,089 --> 00:26:15,029 Well, it's better from here. 370 00:26:17,069 --> 00:26:18,189 -Thanks -Thank you. 371 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,160 Really? Oh, thank you! 372 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:24,200 -Hi. How are you? -All right. 373 00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,169 Thanks a lot, really. 374 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,060 And then suddenly he admitted 375 00:26:46,079 --> 00:26:49,139 it turned him on to think milk was going to come out of my boobs. 376 00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:52,210 I don't think it's that outrageous, it's a fantasy. 377 00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:55,210 -It freaked me out. -You're pregnant and you're up for it. 378 00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:58,190 And he wants to be with a pregnant woman. It's perfect. 379 00:26:58,210 --> 00:27:00,080 SEXYDARKGUY: How do we hook up? 380 00:27:00,099 --> 00:27:02,059 No, I'd rather sleep with someone 381 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,009 who isn't turned on by another human being inside me. 382 00:27:05,029 --> 00:27:06,219 -Where's the entrance? -Over here. 383 00:27:07,009 --> 00:27:09,229 KITTENONHEAT84: Room 306 at 8 pm I'll have to go soon. I have to pick up Paula. 384 00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:10,999 Okay. 385 00:27:16,150 --> 00:27:17,190 Hey. 386 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:20,090 Who's that guy? 387 00:27:20,109 --> 00:27:22,019 Just a guy, Xosé. 388 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:24,049 I met him at Gari's party and invited him. 389 00:27:24,069 --> 00:27:25,209 -You invited him to come! -Yes. 390 00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:28,020 -Single? -Divorced, but don't go there. 391 00:27:28,039 --> 00:27:29,029 Why not? 392 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:30,999 Because he's Gari's psychologist... 393 00:27:31,019 --> 00:27:33,019 -You'll never get laid like that... -This is Cris. 394 00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:34,189 -Hi. -Pleased to meet you. 395 00:27:34,210 --> 00:27:36,090 -Xosé. -This is Xosé. 396 00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:38,010 -Hi there. -Hi. 397 00:27:38,109 --> 00:27:39,199 -Are you okay? -Yes, I'm good. 398 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:41,100 -Been here long? -No. 399 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,189 Oh, okay. Good. 400 00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:44,200 -Shall we go in? -Sure. 401 00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,120 I think it's this way. 402 00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:51,130 So how did you two meet? 403 00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:54,050 -At Gari's party. -Ah, okay. 404 00:27:54,069 --> 00:27:56,149 -Because he's our gardener. -Look, it's here. 405 00:27:57,039 --> 00:27:59,099 -Hi. -Hi. 406 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,110 What's up? 407 00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:03,220 What are you doing? 408 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,199 I'm going, this place is shit. 409 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,039 You can't, you paid for the whole weekend. 410 00:28:09,059 --> 00:28:11,009 Leave it out, okay? 411 00:28:11,029 --> 00:28:12,099 But did you sell anything? 412 00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,059 No, not a thing. 413 00:28:14,079 --> 00:28:16,999 All the more reason to stay and try to sell something. 414 00:28:17,019 --> 00:28:18,119 If you go, you won't. 415 00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:20,080 -All right. -I want to buy that one, 416 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,169 -will you sell it to me? -Cut it out. 417 00:28:21,190 --> 00:28:23,150 Hey, I love this one, I mean it. 418 00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:25,190 Wouldn't it look great in the bathroom? 419 00:28:25,210 --> 00:28:27,010 How much is that? 420 00:28:27,029 --> 00:28:29,169 But... Do you think I'm an idiot? 421 00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:31,130 I don't need your fucking charity. 422 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:36,079 Got a credit card reader? I want to buy this one. 423 00:28:36,099 --> 00:28:38,159 -Stop. -This is a market, I want to buy it. 424 00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:41,050 -Leave it out, I said. -I'm a customer. 425 00:28:41,069 --> 00:28:43,169 -Give me the painting... -I want to buy it, I mean it! 426 00:28:44,150 --> 00:28:45,170 Sorry. 427 00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,130 Keep the painting, keep all of them. 428 00:28:47,150 --> 00:28:49,150 -I'm fucking sick of this. -Esther. 429 00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:51,150 Don't be like that, I wanted to help. 430 00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:57,130 Help me? You're gonna help me? 431 00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:59,190 Take a look at your life. It's shit, María. 432 00:28:59,210 --> 00:29:01,090 -Help yourself. -Esther... 433 00:29:01,109 --> 00:29:03,079 And you keep out of this! 434 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:10,119 All right... 435 00:29:15,210 --> 00:29:16,220 Hi. 436 00:29:17,099 --> 00:29:19,039 Yeah. Where are you guys? 437 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,010 Okay, cool. I'll join you. 438 00:29:22,029 --> 00:29:25,049 Do you have coke or should I score some? 439 00:29:25,069 --> 00:29:28,139 Well, because I fancy it. Okay, see you in a minute. 440 00:29:31,049 --> 00:29:33,069 -Can you manage? -Yes, of course. 441 00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:37,130 I didn't mean like... 442 00:29:37,230 --> 00:29:39,100 Like what? 443 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,040 Little macho man. 444 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:43,160 -That isn't you? -No. 445 00:29:44,019 --> 00:29:45,129 So how did you mean it? 446 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:48,110 I guess you can carry two or three paintings... 447 00:29:48,130 --> 00:29:50,120 if you're pregnant, right? 448 00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:52,190 And four or five, too. 449 00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:56,200 Great. 450 00:29:58,150 --> 00:30:00,080 In fact, there are... 451 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:04,070 lots of things I can do while I'm pregnant. 452 00:30:16,029 --> 00:30:17,999 Hang on. Hang on a minute. 453 00:30:18,019 --> 00:30:20,149 Does it turn you on that I'm pregnant? 454 00:30:21,059 --> 00:30:23,029 -I hadn't thought about it. -No? 455 00:30:23,049 --> 00:30:25,059 -No. -Okay, perfect. 456 00:31:50,019 --> 00:31:51,209 -God. -Are you all right? 457 00:31:51,230 --> 00:31:54,110 Yes, I'm bloody great.