1 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:18,190 DAD 2 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:29,120 And... push! 3 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:33,080 The little head is peaking out! The little head is peaking out! 4 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,060 No, it'll come out when it has to. 5 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:42,179 -If you don't push, it never will. -And if I do, my haemorrhoid will burst. 6 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:46,229 Who would take a laxative just before going on a trip? 7 00:00:47,009 --> 00:00:50,099 When I took it, I didn't know we were going to Tarazona. 8 00:00:50,119 --> 00:00:52,079 You should have told them on the phone. 9 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:56,040 You don't tell things like this on the phone. It needs to be in person. 10 00:01:04,079 --> 00:01:05,179 Are you okay? 11 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:16,020 Hey, why not hook up with Gary? 12 00:01:16,129 --> 00:01:19,129 Truth is, I thought he'd be a lot more of a mongol. 13 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:23,020 And he's actually a hottie. Jesus, it's Juanito's dad! 14 00:01:23,090 --> 00:01:25,000 -You're taking the mickey? -No, no. 15 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:28,089 No, I'm not taking the mickey. Why not give it a try with him? 16 00:01:28,109 --> 00:01:29,179 I don't fancy him. 17 00:01:30,189 --> 00:01:32,049 It's because he's a retard. 18 00:01:32,069 --> 00:01:34,199 You say "special needs." 19 00:01:35,069 --> 00:01:36,219 Besides, that's not the point. 20 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,060 Remember that I made out with him once. 21 00:01:39,150 --> 00:01:42,180 -But you were totally wired. -Leave me alone. 22 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:47,010 You act all alternative, but you're totally superficial, dude... 23 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:48,020 Will you shut up? 24 00:01:48,039 --> 00:01:49,159 Gotcha, Gari! 25 00:01:50,219 --> 00:01:52,139 Wait, wait... 26 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:56,150 What are you doing? 27 00:01:56,170 --> 00:01:58,170 -You plan on driving? -It's a beer. 28 00:01:58,189 --> 00:02:01,009 The breathalyser won't detect it. 29 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,150 PERFECT LIFE 30 00:02:06,170 --> 00:02:08,030 WHEN YOU OWN UP TO YOUR PARENTS 31 00:02:08,050 --> 00:02:09,220 María Aguado... 32 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,100 Is a so-and-so! 33 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,120 María Aguado... 34 00:02:14,219 --> 00:02:16,229 Is a so-and-so! 35 00:02:17,009 --> 00:02:20,099 -Nice one. -And her mouth is as big as a house. 36 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:24,120 It's the first time in my life that I made something rhyme. 37 00:02:24,139 --> 00:02:26,139 This is sort of like bullying, you know. 38 00:02:27,009 --> 00:02:28,029 It was a joke. 39 00:02:28,050 --> 00:02:31,060 Hey, do your lot use apps to pick up people? 40 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:33,180 -I don't understand. -Yeah, you know. 41 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:35,209 There are apps for straights, gays, lesbians. 42 00:02:35,229 --> 00:02:38,149 -What about your lot? -You don't need to answer. 43 00:02:38,170 --> 00:02:40,230 Quit saying "your lot". Leg down and buckle up. 44 00:02:41,009 --> 00:02:44,199 Know what? You can meet really weird people online. 45 00:02:44,219 --> 00:02:47,009 I prefer face to face, you know? 46 00:02:47,150 --> 00:02:49,220 -Have you had girlfriends? -Yeah, four. 47 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,230 But Nuri was the only serious one. 48 00:02:53,009 --> 00:02:54,999 How long were you with her? 49 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:56,160 Three wonderful years. 50 00:02:56,180 --> 00:02:59,100 -Why did you split up? -That's personal. 51 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,140 Right, Esther. It's personal. 52 00:03:01,159 --> 00:03:03,139 And belt up once and for all. 53 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,220 Can you give me a hand? 54 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,110 Would you write "I like eating pussy" or "I like performing cunnilingus"? 55 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,230 You don't have to answer that. 56 00:03:12,009 --> 00:03:13,159 You know what cunnilingus is? 57 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:14,200 Yes. 58 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:18,030 Stimulating the clitoris with your tongue. 59 00:03:18,050 --> 00:03:19,120 Wow, dude! 60 00:03:21,219 --> 00:03:24,069 Are you really going to hook up in Tarazona? 61 00:03:24,090 --> 00:03:26,180 Give me a break, you're such a pain... 62 00:03:27,090 --> 00:03:28,190 Hi, Xosé! 63 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:30,080 Where are you? 64 00:03:30,099 --> 00:03:34,109 I'm with María, we're on our way to tell her parents she's pregnant. 65 00:03:34,129 --> 00:03:36,189 Where do they live? 66 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:38,180 -Tarazona. -In Tarazona? 67 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:40,120 Yeah. 68 00:03:40,229 --> 00:03:43,019 But Gari... 69 00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:45,029 You can't leave Barcelona like that. 70 00:03:45,189 --> 00:03:46,149 Yeah. 71 00:03:46,170 --> 00:03:48,230 It was sort of an improvised trip. 72 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,000 All right... 73 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:51,210 And what's the exact address? 74 00:03:54,069 --> 00:03:57,119 Number 8 Aldaraz Street. 75 00:03:57,139 --> 00:04:01,029 -Seven. -Ah, no. seven. Number seven. 76 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,219 Gari... 77 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,020 Do you think it's normal to vanish like that and not take my calls? 78 00:04:07,189 --> 00:04:08,199 Gari...? 79 00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:10,130 Gari! 80 00:04:12,199 --> 00:04:14,029 He hung up. 81 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:20,070 Can you tell me what I did for him to treat me that way? 82 00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:21,179 We have to go and look for him. 83 00:04:23,009 --> 00:04:24,059 Where? To Tarazona? 84 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:39,210 We're here. 85 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:43,180 Let's go back. I'm going to upset them. 86 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:46,129 No way. They'll love being grandparents, silly. 87 00:04:46,149 --> 00:04:48,039 No, no. You don't understand. 88 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:50,050 The wedding was so important for them. 89 00:04:50,069 --> 00:04:53,129 Remember the fuss when I told them I didn't want a church wedding? 90 00:04:53,149 --> 00:04:55,229 My parents are super Catholic, like, super. 91 00:04:56,009 --> 00:04:57,089 Especially my mum. 92 00:04:58,069 --> 00:05:00,129 I can see it already. Dad will start crying, 93 00:05:00,149 --> 00:05:02,229 Mum will look at me like when she looks at you. 94 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,090 What look? 95 00:05:05,209 --> 00:05:07,189 Like you're a lost cause. 96 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,180 Right... 97 00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:11,190 Okay, so what do you suggest? 98 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,149 What do we do, huh? 99 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:16,120 You arrive and just let it rip without thinking too much. 100 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:19,200 Okay, you're right. 101 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,060 Hang on, 102 00:05:21,079 --> 00:05:22,099 can you tell? 103 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:24,190 Yeah. 104 00:05:24,209 --> 00:05:26,029 They'll be able to tell. 105 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,080 You're gonna tell them. 106 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,220 It's always open. 107 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,200 Dad, Mum! 108 00:06:09,189 --> 00:06:11,119 -José Antonio! -Good grief! 109 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,030 -You gave me a fright. -What's up? 110 00:06:15,189 --> 00:06:18,089 -How are you both? -Surprise, Dad! 111 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:20,200 -But what are you doing here? -We came to see you. 112 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,080 -All right... -How are you? 113 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,000 Fine, really great. 114 00:06:24,019 --> 00:06:25,169 This is Gari, a friend. 115 00:06:25,189 --> 00:06:27,199 Pleased to meet you, sir. 116 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,180 And this is our dad, José Antonio. 117 00:06:29,199 --> 00:06:31,039 And Gustavo didn't come? 118 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:34,080 Gustavo is working. 119 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,020 -On Saturday? -Yep. 120 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,090 Companies now, you know, the poor guy is... 121 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:40,090 What about all of this food? 122 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:42,080 I bought a food processor. 123 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,170 -Really? -Yes. 124 00:06:43,189 --> 00:06:47,029 -You couldn't be bothered to cook. -Yes, but now the processor does it. 125 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:50,140 There's an app here, you go on the website. 126 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:51,229 It's really addictive. 127 00:06:52,009 --> 00:06:55,199 Right now I'm making sardines with dark brown bulgur. 128 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:58,190 But why are you making so much food? It'll go off. 129 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,049 No, no. Look. 130 00:07:00,069 --> 00:07:02,179 Half of this goes in the freezer. 131 00:07:02,199 --> 00:07:04,199 That way, we have food for the whole week. 132 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:08,100 Look, I made pumpkin cream soup with ricotta. 133 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,170 -Cod with pil pil sauce... -Dad... 134 00:07:10,189 --> 00:07:11,229 What? 135 00:07:12,089 --> 00:07:13,099 Where's Mum? 136 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,170 Mum... Mum. 137 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,060 All right, let's see... 138 00:07:18,189 --> 00:07:20,219 Your mother has... 139 00:07:21,089 --> 00:07:22,109 Has what? 140 00:07:22,129 --> 00:07:24,049 She has... 141 00:07:24,189 --> 00:07:26,169 She has a crisis of faith. 142 00:07:28,029 --> 00:07:30,049 She's been in the study for three days. 143 00:07:30,189 --> 00:07:32,169 Says she no longer believes in God. 144 00:07:33,079 --> 00:07:35,109 And that Jesus Christ never existed. 145 00:07:36,019 --> 00:07:39,029 And that if he did exist, he might have been a crook. 146 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:40,140 And what can we do? 147 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:45,110 What? 148 00:07:47,149 --> 00:07:48,199 Mum. 149 00:07:50,029 --> 00:07:51,039 What are you doing here? 150 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:53,090 Dad says you're an apostate! 151 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:57,150 Did you know there are historians who say Jesus didn't even exist? 152 00:07:58,050 --> 00:07:59,100 When did you last shower? 153 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,200 Then there are others who believe he could have been several people. 154 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:05,190 "The historical figure of Jesus, if he existed, 155 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:10,190 could have been a messianic king, a Pharisee, a shaman from Galilee 156 00:08:10,209 --> 00:08:12,169 or a Hellenistic scholar." 157 00:08:13,139 --> 00:08:15,199 The New Testament is based on a farce. 158 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,190 That hairstyle doesn't suit you. 159 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:20,139 Hang on... 160 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,000 A crisis of faith is one thing, 161 00:08:22,019 --> 00:08:24,099 being holed up here without washing is another. 162 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,140 Come on, in the bathtub. Move. 163 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:30,010 You don't know how glad I am you didn't listen to me 164 00:08:30,029 --> 00:08:32,059 and are having a civil ceremony. 165 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,090 You make me so happy, love. 166 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:38,159 Ouch... 167 00:08:39,009 --> 00:08:40,079 A stomach cramp. 168 00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:42,099 -Oh. -I have diarrhoea. 169 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,000 Be right back. 170 00:08:44,019 --> 00:08:45,039 Give me a hug. 171 00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:47,159 -You're so beautiful! -Oh, sweetheart. 172 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:51,130 You're like a philosophy student. 173 00:08:52,129 --> 00:08:53,189 Do you know what I think? 174 00:08:54,029 --> 00:08:55,219 I'm really proud of you. 175 00:08:58,049 --> 00:08:59,139 Isn't that my painting? 176 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:03,129 I'm too tied up with this subject, you better ask your dad... 177 00:09:03,149 --> 00:09:04,229 Talk to him. 178 00:09:05,009 --> 00:09:06,079 I don't believe it. 179 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,090 -Do you work with María at the surgery? -No. 180 00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:18,120 Where do you work? 181 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:21,030 -Somewhere else. -Where? 182 00:09:21,049 --> 00:09:22,219 Err, somewhere. 183 00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:25,999 What's this about, Dad? 184 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:30,080 You took down my painting and hung up a turtle, huh? 185 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:32,070 We didn't know you were coming. 186 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:33,110 You didn't know...? 187 00:09:33,129 --> 00:09:35,139 So you only hang it up when I come? 188 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:38,079 No, that's not it. It doesn't go with the décor here. 189 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,230 And this really does, right? 190 00:09:40,009 --> 00:09:42,069 I'll go and fetch the painting and hang it up. 191 00:09:42,090 --> 00:09:44,150 Bollocks! Don't do it out of pity. 192 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:46,219 -It isn't out of pity, sweetheart. -What is it? 193 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,220 You're ashamed to hang it there? 194 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,170 Ashamed? But why would I be ashamed? 195 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,130 All right, you don't like it, then. 196 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:57,010 Do you like my painting or not, Dad? 197 00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:59,159 Look, it's not important if I like it or not. 198 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:01,069 People have to like it. 199 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:02,199 -Dad. -What? 200 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:04,030 Tell me the truth. 201 00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:08,999 Listen, I always told you you should have done a degree. 202 00:10:09,019 --> 00:10:12,029 Here we go again. Fine Arts is a degree! 203 00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:14,089 But there aren't many job opportunities. 204 00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:16,140 The proof is that you're not making a living. 205 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:20,089 Well you were sure proud of me when I won La Caixa award! 206 00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:23,180 And I still am, sweetheart. But that was 15 years ago. 207 00:10:24,059 --> 00:10:27,159 -The thing is, you've never supported me. -Please don't say that. 208 00:10:28,009 --> 00:10:30,179 Your Mum and I give you 600 euros a month. 209 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,170 -Right. -And I don't mind. 210 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:35,210 What worries me is that you're almost 40 211 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:38,110 and you still act like a teenager. 212 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:42,169 You know what? I don't need your money. 213 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,190 And I'm your daughter, okay! 214 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:57,140 As a father, you have the moral duty to always have my painting on the wall! 215 00:10:57,159 --> 00:10:59,119 Not just when I come. Always. 216 00:10:59,139 --> 00:11:01,169 I painted it with a lot of love! 217 00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:04,010 I even made you look handsome! Jesus! 218 00:11:04,029 --> 00:11:06,119 That fucking turtle is as ugly as shit! 219 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,050 Don't ever have children. 220 00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:35,049 Hi, it's Gari. I can't answer right now. Call again later, thanks. 221 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,050 Look, I'm not angry, okay? 222 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,070 Why not call me and we can talk about it calmly? 223 00:11:41,129 --> 00:11:43,119 All right. Speak soon. 224 00:11:52,019 --> 00:11:53,179 It's delicious, Dad. 225 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,030 Thanks, love. 226 00:11:55,049 --> 00:11:56,159 By the way... 227 00:11:56,179 --> 00:11:58,209 You need to talk with your sister. 228 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:01,070 I think she's a bit depressed. 229 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:05,080 That's between you guys. She only gets like that here. 230 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:07,150 Are you religious? 231 00:12:07,169 --> 00:12:08,199 Mum... 232 00:12:09,139 --> 00:12:10,189 That's personal. 233 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:12,040 I'm Jewish. 234 00:12:12,179 --> 00:12:14,189 -Are you Jewish? -Yes. 235 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:17,130 My grandparents were French Jews. 236 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:21,060 The Jews, they were swindled too! 237 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,080 No one gets off here. 238 00:12:23,139 --> 00:12:26,139 -And do you speak French? -Un petit peu... 239 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:28,029 mais je ne pratique pas. 240 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,099 I spent summers in Saint Jean Pied de Port, 241 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,140 at my grandmother's house, in France. 242 00:12:36,009 --> 00:12:37,129 Do you have children? 243 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,049 No. 244 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,170 And if you have them one day, will you cut off their... 245 00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,149 Would you? 246 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,070 I don't know. 247 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:58,160 -We'd need to discuss it... -With the mother. 248 00:12:59,009 --> 00:13:00,209 He'd discuss it with the mother. 249 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:03,120 -Yes, with the mother, of course. -Not with you. 250 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,070 It's just a question, no need to get like that. 251 00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:08,039 I don't know what you're on about. 252 00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:09,029 You're very sharp. 253 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,159 Same as you. 254 00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,120 Aroa... 255 00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:26,169 Sorry, I'm eating. 256 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:28,210 Hey, I'm in Tarazona. 257 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:30,210 What are you up to? 258 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,000 Fancy having a drink or something? 259 00:13:34,019 --> 00:13:36,069 Maybe it's a bit early, but... 260 00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:38,179 A few beers and some appetizers? 261 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,000 -Okay. Because I... -Lower your voice! 262 00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:42,179 Okay, okay. 263 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,090 What I don't understand... 264 00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:47,010 -Shush! -...is why you made me come... 265 00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:49,189 if you're not going to tell your parents. 266 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:51,170 Are you circumcised? 267 00:13:52,169 --> 00:13:55,019 You should already know that, right? 268 00:13:55,039 --> 00:13:56,059 Me? 269 00:13:57,230 --> 00:14:00,150 -Well, okay. I didn't notice. -Oh. 270 00:14:00,169 --> 00:14:01,209 But are you or not? 271 00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:03,130 Yes, because I'm Jewish. 272 00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:06,129 Why didn't you tell me? 273 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,109 Because you didn't ask. 274 00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:10,079 Don't you think I should know? 275 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,170 I didn't know you were Catholic. 276 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:15,140 -Well, because I don't practice. -Me neither. 277 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,000 All right, whatever. 278 00:14:17,019 --> 00:14:19,169 Do you want to cut off your son's foreskin? 279 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:21,180 Look, María. Judaism is a thing 280 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:26,150 that is passed on from mother to child, not father to child. Understand? 281 00:14:30,129 --> 00:14:32,129 Tell me your life story right now. 282 00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:35,150 Don't let them score! 283 00:14:35,169 --> 00:14:37,029 You can do it, Inés! 284 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,100 Come on, come on! 285 00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:46,159 How's life in Barcelona? 286 00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:48,039 Fucking brilliant. 287 00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:50,189 -Yeah, really cool. -It must be awesome. 288 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:54,020 Bohemian lifestyle, big parties, showbiz bashes. 289 00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:56,199 -Orgies... -You're so stupid. 290 00:14:57,039 --> 00:14:59,159 She went to Barcelona, not New York. 291 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,230 Was that a foul? Umpire! 292 00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,079 Umpire, keep your eyes peeled! 293 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,040 What are you doing? 294 00:15:09,049 --> 00:15:10,179 Smells good, but quit that... 295 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,050 -A joint. -There are kids everywhere. 296 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:16,179 All right, I don't know. How about we smoke it later? 297 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,200 I don't smoke anymore. 298 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,070 Because you're preggers. 299 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:25,120 Your mummy and me used to get out of our heads, girls! 300 00:15:25,139 --> 00:15:28,009 Incredible, dude. We were such teaheads. 301 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,210 Know what? The guy who sold us hash is now a teacher here. 302 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,010 It's true! 303 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,140 That Chinese guy from Loghan? The one with the hair...? 304 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,220 Let's go to Loghan. 305 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,090 Let's go to Loghan. 306 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,170 -Now? -Yeah. 307 00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:45,160 We can't go to Loghan. 308 00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:48,079 Let us know next time and we'll look for a babysitter. 309 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:51,010 Besides, we're going to see the latest Pixar film now. 310 00:15:51,029 --> 00:15:52,189 -We are going? -Come with us! 311 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:54,090 -Sure. -Come on. 312 00:15:56,029 --> 00:15:57,149 ¡Holy shit! 313 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:06,030 Hi, it's Gari. I can't answer right now. Call again later, thanks. 314 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,010 I'm getting sick of this! 315 00:16:09,029 --> 00:16:10,199 I've been calling you all day! 316 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,200 Please pick up! 317 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:21,020 I'm living in a supervised flat at the moment... 318 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:25,019 with Richi and Nata, my best mates. 319 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:29,180 Nuri lived with us up to a year ago, but not anymore. 320 00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:32,169 -In the car you said Nuri was your ex. -Yeah. 321 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:34,150 Why did you split up? 322 00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:39,179 -Why do you want to know that? -Because we're bonding. 323 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,100 We need to talk about this stuff. 324 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,180 You can ask me whatever you want. Go ahead. 325 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,060 Err... 326 00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:48,190 -Your favourite colour? -Turquoise. 327 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:51,010 -But questions like that aren't... -No? 328 00:16:51,029 --> 00:16:52,189 They have to be more personal. 329 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,000 It's like... 330 00:16:54,019 --> 00:16:57,019 If you ask me about Gustavo, I'd say that he left me 331 00:16:57,039 --> 00:17:00,189 because I asked him to give me an enema before having anal sex. 332 00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:02,130 Your turn. 333 00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:04,209 Your turn. 334 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,020 Oh, okay. 335 00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:09,039 Let's see. Well... 336 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,210 Nuri left me... 337 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,220 because she fell in love with someone else. 338 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,209 Oh, sorry. 339 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:21,140 No, it's all right. It's not your fault. 340 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:24,029 Sorry about your relationship, too. 341 00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:26,050 Honestly. 342 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:31,209 -You see? -What? 343 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:34,040 We're connecting. 344 00:17:34,059 --> 00:17:36,009 Can you tell? I can. 345 00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:37,119 -Yeah. -Let's carry on. 346 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,080 Does death frighten you? 347 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,220 The usual. 348 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,200 It disturbs me. 349 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:48,000 My mum choked on a piece of chocolate 350 00:17:48,019 --> 00:17:51,219 and Dad had to perform that manouevre where they squeeze you here... 351 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,040 -Yeah, when... -It has a name. 352 00:17:54,109 --> 00:17:57,089 -And... -LikeMrs. Doubtfire. 353 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,120 -Have you seen it? -No. 354 00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:01,170 Doesn't matter. 355 00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:04,070 -Do you get on well with your dad? -Yeah. 356 00:18:04,089 --> 00:18:06,059 Do you have other family? 357 00:18:06,079 --> 00:18:07,089 Do you have phobias? 358 00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:10,009 -Did you always want to be a gardener? -No. 359 00:18:10,029 --> 00:18:13,209 I thought that I'd like to be 360 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:16,080 the person who organises 361 00:18:16,099 --> 00:18:20,199 metropolitan bus and metro routes. 362 00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:24,050 And what do you like doing? 363 00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:29,139 Have you ever had sex with other disabled guys? 364 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,180 -What's your shoe size? -Thirty-seven. 365 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,179 Mine is... 366 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,110 forty-two. 367 00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:41,200 What does it feel like carrying our baby? 368 00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:45,070 -Can I touch it? -Sure you can. 369 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,060 Hiya. 370 00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:55,199 Listen, María... 371 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,030 Do you want to? 372 00:18:57,049 --> 00:19:00,029 -Do I want to what? -Bring him up in religion? 373 00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:01,029 No. 374 00:19:01,049 --> 00:19:03,069 Neither do I. 375 00:19:03,089 --> 00:19:05,069 Are you allergic to anything? 376 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,130 I am. 377 00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:07,150 Oh, yeah? 378 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:09,100 To papaverine. 379 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:11,149 It's a drug that's no longer used, 380 00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:15,020 but if they gave it to me, it could be dangerous. 381 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,200 Say it. 382 00:19:17,069 --> 00:19:19,089 -Huh? -Papaverine. 383 00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:20,149 Papaverine. 384 00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,090 Yeah, papaverine. 385 00:19:22,109 --> 00:19:24,069 -All right, are we done? -No, no. 386 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:27,120 Now you have to tell me all about your childhood. 387 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,210 Okay. 388 00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:32,010 The petrol station! 389 00:19:32,029 --> 00:19:33,229 He said the second after the roundabout. 390 00:19:34,009 --> 00:19:36,219 If we're on a dirt track, where do you think it leads? 391 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,190 He said it was quicker this way. 392 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:42,050 -The GPS says it's the other way... -The GPS has no idea! 393 00:19:42,069 --> 00:19:43,229 All right, forget it. 394 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:50,010 Is that the car? 395 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,010 Crap, crap! 396 00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:26,180 Jesus, I'm his dad. Why doesn't he pick up? 397 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,190 Because he wants to deal with it himself. 398 00:20:37,089 --> 00:20:40,209 Gari isn't a kid anymore. He's 32. 399 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,090 Wasn't that what we were working towards? 400 00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:46,199 So he could be independent. 401 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:52,200 Dealing with this responsibly and courageously 402 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:56,220 is bloody amazing for a person with his disability. 403 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,049 And that's thanks to you. 404 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:02,140 You should feel proud. 405 00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:05,150 Of him and of yourself. 406 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,199 Having a kid is too much for him. 407 00:21:14,059 --> 00:21:16,999 Having a kid can be too much for anyone. 408 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,160 Don't you think so? 409 00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:09,059 SEND A SMILE! 410 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,110 Hang on, dude. Wait, wait. 411 00:22:50,130 --> 00:22:51,210 -What? -I need to pee. 412 00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:53,140 -Seriously? Now? -Yeah. 413 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,080 -Bloody hell! -I've had five beers. 414 00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:59,100 -I'll be right back. -Don't be long. 415 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,210 Yeah, right. Bloody hell. 416 00:23:29,150 --> 00:23:30,180 Here I am. 417 00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:36,220 What? 418 00:23:37,089 --> 00:23:38,149 What's up? 419 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,210 Latin? 420 00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:44,060 You're nosey, dude. 421 00:23:44,079 --> 00:23:45,139 So... 422 00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:49,130 -What are you doing? -Driving you home. Just what I needed. 423 00:23:49,150 --> 00:23:51,180 If the police stop me, I'm screwed. 424 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,170 But it's not illegal at 17! 425 00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:56,080 And besides, I turn 18 in October. 426 00:23:57,089 --> 00:23:59,109 You can't go around fooling people. 427 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,160 Everyone lies online. Like you're really 35? 428 00:24:06,220 --> 00:24:10,120 What does it matter: 24 or 17? 429 00:24:12,099 --> 00:24:13,129 It's illegal. 430 00:24:14,059 --> 00:24:15,149 It's not illegal. 431 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,030 Okay, it's not illegal. 432 00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:24,210 It's not illegal. 433 00:24:26,190 --> 00:24:28,030 It's not illegal. 434 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,220 It's not illegal. 435 00:24:32,210 --> 00:24:33,190 It's not illegal! 436 00:24:34,109 --> 00:24:35,179 It's not illegal! 437 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,040 And then I joined Jardinarte. 438 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:42,110 And after that, I met you... 439 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,000 and got you pregnant. 440 00:24:46,029 --> 00:24:47,079 End of story. 441 00:24:47,190 --> 00:24:48,200 Fine. 442 00:24:50,210 --> 00:24:52,210 -Did you like it? -I liked it a lot. 443 00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:56,000 -We've become close in one afternoon. -Yeah. 444 00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:58,000 And I'm glad. 445 00:24:58,019 --> 00:25:00,039 Now we know a lot of things about each other. 446 00:25:00,059 --> 00:25:01,159 I feel much better. 447 00:25:04,059 --> 00:25:06,219 Great. I'm really glad, María. 448 00:25:12,079 --> 00:25:13,229 Well, actually, no. 449 00:25:14,210 --> 00:25:16,220 No? Why not? 450 00:25:17,109 --> 00:25:18,099 Because... 451 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,179 Is it my fault? 452 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,170 No, no. 453 00:25:20,190 --> 00:25:22,020 -Oh. -No, no. 454 00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:24,999 This is a bit weird, isn't it? 455 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:29,220 We're going to have a baby and we hardly know each other. 456 00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:35,169 A moment ago you said that now we know more stuff about each other. 457 00:25:36,150 --> 00:25:38,120 Yes, all right. But... 458 00:25:39,019 --> 00:25:40,139 Actually... 459 00:25:44,039 --> 00:25:45,129 I don't know. 460 00:25:46,059 --> 00:25:48,059 Didn't you picture having a child 461 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:50,129 with someone who would be your partner? 462 00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:53,120 I guess so, sure. 463 00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:55,140 Sure, right? 464 00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:57,130 It's what people imagine. 465 00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:00,110 Don't you think that maybe we should be a couple? 466 00:26:02,069 --> 00:26:03,199 I'm not saying we have to be one, 467 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:06,050 but maybe you thought it was the ideal situation. 468 00:26:06,069 --> 00:26:10,199 -I did, a little bit. -Yeah, I thought about it as well. 469 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,070 But I don't want to. 470 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,170 -Why not? -Because of stuff. 471 00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:17,110 -What stuff? -Things. 472 00:26:18,049 --> 00:26:19,139 Tell me what they are. 473 00:26:21,130 --> 00:26:22,180 Dunno. 474 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,150 What things? 475 00:26:25,089 --> 00:26:26,099 Like... 476 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,190 I don't fancy you. 477 00:26:31,099 --> 00:26:33,189 -How come you don't fancy me? -Like... 478 00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:36,210 I don't think you're pretty. 479 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:42,130 What? 480 00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:46,070 I don't think you're pretty. 481 00:26:46,089 --> 00:26:49,099 -Sorry. -No need to be sorry. 482 00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:50,089 Oh, okay. 483 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,129 I wasn't asking you to go out with me. 484 00:26:53,150 --> 00:26:55,180 -Really? -No, I was just being honest. 485 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,180 Oh, okay. 486 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,030 Not saying I'd like to be your girlfriend. 487 00:26:59,049 --> 00:27:01,069 No, I didn't mean that. I mean... 488 00:27:04,029 --> 00:27:05,109 Why don't you think I'm pretty? 489 00:27:08,069 --> 00:27:10,049 Can we go now? 490 00:27:10,069 --> 00:27:12,219 Yes, but you have to tell me why you think I'm not. 491 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,070 Okay, okay. 492 00:27:14,089 --> 00:27:16,049 -Can we... -You slept with me, remember? 493 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:19,069 Because I'd been drinking, let's go. 494 00:27:20,009 --> 00:27:20,209 Yes, okay. 495 00:27:21,029 --> 00:27:25,009 And I was drugged when we did it. Don't get the idea that... 496 00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:27,090 -You know? -Right... 497 00:27:27,109 --> 00:27:29,159 -No one's perfect. -All right... 498 00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:33,050 Why don't you like me physically? 499 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:35,119 Because you have bulging eyes. 500 00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:37,170 I have nice eyes. Lots of people say so. 501 00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:40,060 All right, your nose is a bit weird. 502 00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:44,999 And so because someone has a weird nose they're not pretty? 503 00:27:45,019 --> 00:27:47,049 -You talk... -As if a nose is all there is. 504 00:27:47,069 --> 00:27:49,059 All right, you talk a lot. 505 00:27:49,079 --> 00:27:51,159 Right, because I like chatting. 506 00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,200 Yeah, okay. 507 00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:55,060 Your nose isn't exactly... 508 00:27:55,079 --> 00:27:56,159 -Is it this way? -That way. 509 00:27:59,150 --> 00:28:02,210 If you get hungry or thirsty, 510 00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:05,180 -you know where the kitchen is, right? -Yeah, okay. 511 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,170 Good night, then. 512 00:28:09,099 --> 00:28:10,129 Good night. 513 00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:15,089 Papaverine. 514 00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:17,150 What? 515 00:28:19,089 --> 00:28:20,159 Your allergy. 516 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,159 See you in the morning. 517 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:29,050 See you in the morning. 518 00:28:44,069 --> 00:28:46,209 You have 34 new messages. 519 00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:48,140 Last message. 520 00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:51,200 Hi, it's me again. 521 00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:54,160 I know I've been a bit of a pain today. 522 00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:59,050 I just wanted to say I love you... 523 00:28:59,069 --> 00:29:01,049 and trust you. 524 00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:04,010 Okay, bye. Let's talk soon. 525 00:29:56,210 --> 00:29:58,030 Fuck! 526 00:30:12,059 --> 00:30:14,129 NOCTURNAL PERFUMED 527 00:30:22,119 --> 00:30:23,199 EMOTIONAL PARALYSIS 528 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,140 -Mery. -What? 529 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,010 Are you awake? 530 00:30:48,029 --> 00:30:48,219 Yes. 531 00:30:54,230 --> 00:30:56,210 I still didn't tell them. 532 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:58,180 Don't worry, you will. 533 00:31:01,099 --> 00:31:03,079 Do you think I have a weird nose? 534 00:31:03,099 --> 00:31:04,109 Come off it! 535 00:31:05,119 --> 00:31:07,109 You have an Aguado nose. 536 00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:08,210 How so? 537 00:31:08,230 --> 00:31:11,040 It's not important. 538 00:31:11,059 --> 00:31:13,179 Can I touch your belly to relax? 539 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,210 Sure. 540 00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:18,080 Hi, Juanito. 541 00:31:18,099 --> 00:31:19,179 Don't call him Juanito. 542 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,050 -It's not his name. -What do you want me to call him? 543 00:31:22,069 --> 00:31:24,079 Whatever you want, but I don't like Juanito. 544 00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,109 -Hi, little foetus. -Not that, either. 545 00:31:26,130 --> 00:31:28,180 -God, what then? -Well... 546 00:31:29,029 --> 00:31:31,169 -Nephew. -Juanito. 547 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,000 Hey, he moved! 548 00:31:36,170 --> 00:31:38,190 -I've got wind. -You bastard! 549 00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:06,220 One with onion for my sweetheart. 550 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,140 And another without. 551 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,190 For your sister. 552 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:10,220 Thanks. 553 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,220 -Morning. -Hi. 554 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,030 -Where have you been? -I went jogging. 555 00:32:15,049 --> 00:32:18,039 -Since when do you go jogging? -Since I quit going to mass. 556 00:32:18,059 --> 00:32:19,209 Father Carlos asked after you. 557 00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:21,130 What did you tell him? 558 00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:23,020 That you wanted to apostatise. 559 00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:24,069 -Perfect. -Want some? 560 00:32:24,089 --> 00:32:25,089 Yes, please. 561 00:32:26,230 --> 00:32:28,200 I slept like a log. 562 00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:31,220 I love this painting.