1 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:09,050 Hello, I'm Princess Di and I'd like to buy a flat. 2 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:10,220 What type of flat do you want? 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,170 I'd like a flat that is close to my work, 4 00:00:13,189 --> 00:00:16,039 because I work in a playground slide shop. 5 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,189 Take a look, I think we have one. 6 00:00:19,210 --> 00:00:21,070 Do you like the kitchen? 7 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:23,049 Wow! I love the kitchen. 8 00:00:23,070 --> 00:00:24,070 It's awesome. 9 00:00:24,089 --> 00:00:26,089 Now the couch and the living room. 10 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,060 Hey! The couch is gorgeous, I love it. 11 00:00:30,079 --> 00:00:33,039 Look, the double bed is upstairs. 12 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:35,010 And a bunk bed here, right? 13 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:36,070 Yes. Do you like it? 14 00:00:36,090 --> 00:00:39,040 Yes, my husband and me plan to have two children 15 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:41,160 who'll be called Federico and Carolina. 16 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:44,019 I'll take it. I'm going to buy the flat. 17 00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:45,209 Who will pay for it? 18 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:48,040 My husband and me will pay for it. 19 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:50,050 With a mortgage. 20 00:00:50,070 --> 00:00:51,100 Really? 21 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:52,099 Yes. 22 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:57,120 The interest rate is 2.5% over twelve months 23 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,080 starting from the date of the last payment. 24 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:03,209 Then the Euribor rate will be variable, increasing by 0.5. 25 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:07,139 Final payment: 24 August, 2043. 26 00:01:09,079 --> 00:01:10,109 Perfect. 27 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,190 That wasn't so bad, was it? 28 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:15,010 Now we all know exactly what we're signing. 29 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:17,080 Ms. Aguado. 30 00:01:21,129 --> 00:01:22,199 Oh, a black biro. 31 00:01:23,189 --> 00:01:25,169 Do you have another colour? 32 00:01:25,189 --> 00:01:28,189 - It's fine, you can sign in black. - Yes, I know that. 33 00:01:28,210 --> 00:01:32,000 But it doesn't stand out, I'd rather a different colour from the text. 34 00:01:32,129 --> 00:01:33,179 Isn't there one here? 35 00:01:34,009 --> 00:01:35,049 I have one. 36 00:01:35,109 --> 00:01:37,099 - It's green. - Okay. Great. 37 00:01:39,039 --> 00:01:39,159 Thanks. 38 00:01:41,109 --> 00:01:44,069 - I sign each page, right? - Yes. 39 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:48,210 When is the wedding? 40 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,169 Soon. 41 00:01:50,189 --> 00:01:52,009 21 May. 42 00:01:56,009 --> 00:01:57,059 Done. 43 00:01:58,090 --> 00:01:59,230 - Your turn. - My turn. 44 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,060 Are you all right? 45 00:02:11,219 --> 00:02:13,039 Want another biro? 46 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:16,210 Why couldn't you sign with the biro the notary gave you? 47 00:02:17,030 --> 00:02:19,090 It's the same colour as the printed word. 48 00:02:19,170 --> 00:02:21,090 You always do the same thing. 49 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:24,000 In a restaurant we have to change tables three times 50 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,090 because you don't like the lighting. 51 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:28,220 In a hotel you ask for a room exactly the same as on the website. 52 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,010 You're never satisfied with anything. 53 00:02:37,170 --> 00:02:39,230 - Is this because of the enema? - No! 54 00:02:40,009 --> 00:02:42,129 - No, please don't bring it up. - But that's why. 55 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:44,000 - It isn't. - Excuse me... 56 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:46,160 We'll give you some time alone so you can discuss it. 57 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:48,150 - But we're coming back? - Yes. 58 00:02:53,009 --> 00:02:55,209 This has nothing to do with the enema, okay? 59 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,090 Yes it does. 60 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,130 - No. - Yes. 61 00:02:58,150 --> 00:03:00,090 - I said no! - It is, it's fine. 62 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:03,080 We haven't had sex since, that was three months ago. 63 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,109 You made me give you one like a nurse. 64 00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:07,109 I said I wouldn't do it without one. 65 00:03:07,129 --> 00:03:10,179 Maybe we could be a bit more spontaneous and do it without one. 66 00:03:10,199 --> 00:03:13,179 - Then clean poo off the sheet? - Yes, I'd rather that! 67 00:03:13,199 --> 00:03:15,009 Stop shouting! 68 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,210 You're just so inflexible. 69 00:03:17,229 --> 00:03:22,059 The world's most inflexible person. And I can't take it anymore. 70 00:03:29,199 --> 00:03:30,209 María. 71 00:03:31,050 --> 00:03:32,060 María. 72 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:34,090 You can come in. 73 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:36,069 All right? 74 00:03:37,069 --> 00:03:39,039 - Sorted it out? - We have a question. 75 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:41,060 If you guys were about to have anal sex... 76 00:03:41,079 --> 00:03:42,089 - No. - What would you prefer? 77 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:44,110 That your partner had an enema, 78 00:03:44,129 --> 00:03:47,229 or got carried away by passion and cleaned poo off the sheet later? 79 00:03:48,009 --> 00:03:49,029 No need to answer. 80 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:50,020 It's fine. 81 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:51,229 I need to know if you're going to sign or not. 82 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,160 I'm sorry, María. 83 00:03:57,180 --> 00:04:01,070 I can't sign a 30-year mortgage with you. I just can't. 84 00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:04,090 It isn't for 30 years. 85 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,080 It's for 25. 86 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:07,000 They just read it to us. 87 00:04:11,069 --> 00:04:13,079 I have to get out of here. I have to go. 88 00:04:13,099 --> 00:04:14,179 Really? 89 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:16,100 Sorry. 90 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:18,070 Sorry. 91 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:35,010 We can't get the down payment back, can we? 92 00:04:35,029 --> 00:04:37,059 May I have the biro back, please? 93 00:04:37,079 --> 00:04:39,099 PERFECT LIFE 94 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,020 Thank you. 95 00:04:43,009 --> 00:04:46,099 WHEN YOU DON'T LET YOURSELF GO 96 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,140 Listen, I didn't take the pill last night. 97 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,159 - Do I take it twice? - Absolutely not. 98 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:55,080 Are you sure? I won't get pregnant? 99 00:05:03,019 --> 00:05:04,169 - Honey. - Where are you? 100 00:05:04,189 --> 00:05:06,209 Just leaving the meeting now. 101 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:10,010 - Hurry, today's the day. - I'll be there in 20, okay? 102 00:05:10,029 --> 00:05:11,069 Ciao, ciao. 103 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,000 I love you! 104 00:05:16,019 --> 00:05:16,229 I love you! 105 00:05:17,079 --> 00:05:19,079 I love you! I love you! 106 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:20,130 Give me a hug! 107 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,050 Give me a hug! 108 00:06:10,209 --> 00:06:12,009 Shit. Sorry, man. 109 00:06:12,029 --> 00:06:14,159 - Did I wake you up? - No, no. 110 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:17,030 - You sure? - It's fine. 111 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,090 - How are you? - Good. 112 00:06:19,110 --> 00:06:20,210 - What time is it? - Ten. 113 00:06:21,149 --> 00:06:24,129 Fancy grabbing some breakfast together? 114 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,220 Didn't you have to get up early to paint? 115 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,150 Yeah, I've finished. 116 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:33,130 I wanted to take a little break before going to work, you know? 117 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:37,110 And what do you do? 118 00:06:38,199 --> 00:06:40,209 - I work in a museum. - Really? 119 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:42,020 Yeah. 120 00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:46,209 - What about you? - I work in a shop. 121 00:06:50,019 --> 00:06:51,039 Hiya! 122 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:53,130 Welcome to the "ladies with mortgages club." 123 00:06:53,149 --> 00:06:57,049 We'll celebrate this afternoon at Paula's birthday. We'll drink a toast 124 00:06:57,069 --> 00:06:58,219 to your new flat! 125 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,050 Gustavo has left me. 126 00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:03,179 The bouncy castle people are coming at four. Can you let them in? 127 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:05,079 Yes, your husband told me. 128 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,030 Hello? 129 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,200 - Thanks so much. - No trouble. 130 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:10,020 Sweetie, I'm so happy for you. 131 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,210 Love you, okay? Gotta meeting now. 132 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,170 See you at the party. I love you! 133 00:07:13,189 --> 00:07:15,009 Love you too. 134 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:27,150 Hi, honey. Where are you? 135 00:07:27,170 --> 00:07:28,140 In the kitchen. 136 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,060 - How are you? - Fine. 137 00:07:30,079 --> 00:07:32,199 We have to rush. How was the meeting? 138 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:34,070 Great. What about you? 139 00:07:34,090 --> 00:07:35,100 - Good. - Yeah? 140 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,160 Yes, very good. 141 00:07:38,159 --> 00:07:40,039 We need to make it quick. 142 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,230 - I have 15 minutes. - I have five. 143 00:07:42,009 --> 00:07:43,999 - I have to go to work. - Okay. 144 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:46,220 Hang on. 145 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,160 - We can call him Rafa. - What? 146 00:07:54,230 --> 00:07:56,150 We can call the baby Rafa. 147 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,150 After Rafa Nadal. 148 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,200 His school pals will be able to say, "Come on, Rafa". 149 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:04,110 But first, you have to get me pregnant, right? 150 00:08:04,129 --> 00:08:05,169 Okay. 151 00:08:11,019 --> 00:08:13,009 - I'm coming! I'm coming! - Honey! 152 00:08:23,050 --> 00:08:25,010 We've made Rafa with this one, huh? 153 00:08:25,029 --> 00:08:26,229 They shot out like a smash hit. 154 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,040 You're the best. Love you. 155 00:08:40,049 --> 00:08:41,049 Bye. 156 00:08:41,149 --> 00:08:43,009 Come on, come on. 157 00:08:51,019 --> 00:08:51,199 Picasso. 158 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:55,080 Look how incredibly realistic the wrinkle is on the throat. 159 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:59,090 First time I saw it I said, "Crap, it's my granddad." 160 00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:02,000 We've placed Dalí next to Velázquez, 161 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:06,079 because maybe you don't know this, but Dalí was a big fan of Velázquez. 162 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:14,170 What a pity they're made of wax and can't talk and stuff. 163 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,020 Come here, Sebas. 164 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,169 I'd like to introduce Sebas. 165 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:21,090 He's one of the wax museum artists. 166 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:25,130 You'll be amazed when you hear how he made Justin Bieber's fringe. 167 00:09:26,009 --> 00:09:28,009 What? No... What? 168 00:09:29,009 --> 00:09:31,069 Home owner! Home owner! 169 00:09:33,129 --> 00:09:35,049 What are you doing here? 170 00:09:36,169 --> 00:09:37,229 Gustavo has left me. 171 00:09:38,179 --> 00:09:39,109 What? 172 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:41,140 Gustavo left me. 173 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:44,170 Jesus! 174 00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:46,179 Let's see... 175 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,050 - Look, yellow! Here, Gari! - Thanks. 176 00:09:49,149 --> 00:09:50,149 Here. 177 00:09:52,019 --> 00:09:53,139 This will look perfect. 178 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:55,150 How's it going, Genaro? 179 00:09:55,169 --> 00:09:57,129 Are the rugrats behaving? 180 00:09:57,149 --> 00:09:59,069 I'm gonna hire them. 181 00:09:59,090 --> 00:10:01,100 They can help me in the porter's lodge. 182 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,210 - Need a hand? - Yes, thanks. 183 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,230 - Know what I'm going to bring now? - What? 184 00:10:07,009 --> 00:10:08,189 - More light bulbs! - Cool! 185 00:10:10,059 --> 00:10:12,009 What's up, Martina? 186 00:10:12,090 --> 00:10:13,200 What's wrong? 187 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:16,120 Great! 188 00:10:16,139 --> 00:10:19,049 Oh, Mummy's phone is ringing. Let's see... 189 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:21,100 What's up, Javier? How are you fixed? 190 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:23,100 My cake! My cake! 191 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,110 Hang on just a second, Javier. 192 00:10:25,129 --> 00:10:26,059 Gari. 193 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,170 Could you pay the cake guy? 194 00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:30,230 It was 25 and a bit. Make it 27. 195 00:10:31,009 --> 00:10:33,159 - 27. - He has to give you back 23. 196 00:10:33,179 --> 00:10:35,059 - 27. 23. - That's it. 197 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,050 - Okay. - Great. Thanks. 198 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:37,230 Hiya! 199 00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:39,069 I'm listening, Javier. 200 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:40,180 The cake, Mummy! 201 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,190 You have to charge 27. 202 00:10:44,049 --> 00:10:47,019 Hang on. Let's see if I have change. 203 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:49,069 Look. 204 00:10:49,090 --> 00:10:51,220 Twenty in notes, and the coins... 205 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,050 I'll take that... 23. 206 00:10:58,029 --> 00:10:59,049 It's 23 euros. 207 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:01,170 Yeah. Just a second, okay? 208 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,019 Twen.. twen... 209 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:10,180 Okay, it's fine. 210 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,100 - Okay, bye. - The cake. 211 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,110 - There you go. - Okay. Bye. 212 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:17,999 Crap, I don't think I have clean towels. 213 00:11:18,019 --> 00:11:20,019 Well, I'll do a wash later. 214 00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:21,079 Whatever. 215 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,140 If you're hungry, there's food in the fridge. 216 00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:25,119 And cheer up, huh? 217 00:11:25,139 --> 00:11:27,179 You did the right thing coming here. 218 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,160 Gustavo is a jerk. 219 00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:34,060 Do you think I'm a strict person? 220 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,190 What? 221 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,090 Am I a strict person? 222 00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,000 Gustavo says I am. 223 00:11:42,019 --> 00:11:42,209 No. 224 00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:44,089 Not strict. 225 00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:45,189 So what am I like? 226 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,060 Fussy. 227 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,100 Fussy, how? 228 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,080 You're a bit finicky. 229 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,030 It's not the same thing. 230 00:11:53,049 --> 00:11:56,069 Don't beat yourself up. You are who you are, end of story. 231 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,180 And what am I like? 232 00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:01,200 I want to know. Really, tell me. You're my sister, it's fine. 233 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,130 Can you hand me that box with poodles on it? 234 00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:09,999 Thanks. 235 00:12:11,019 --> 00:12:12,059 Go ahead, tell me. 236 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:15,039 Well... 237 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,110 I don't know. 238 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:20,070 When I started clubbing. Do you not remember? 239 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:23,170 You wrote the bus times on my arm with a permanent marker 240 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:26,170 - so I wouldn't get home late. - I was worried about you. 241 00:12:26,190 --> 00:12:30,030 You're my little sister, it should be the other way around. 242 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:34,009 That's not being fussy, that's being a responsible person. 243 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:36,219 What about your hair? 244 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,050 What about my hair? 245 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:41,000 You've never changed it. 246 00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:42,159 Since you were eight. 247 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:45,169 You've never improvised. Not even a plait, a hair pom pom. 248 00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:47,060 Nothing, zilch. 249 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:48,170 Right. 250 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,020 Hey... 251 00:12:51,039 --> 00:12:53,069 It's all right. You're fantastic. 252 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:56,000 And if Gustavo doesn't like you, screw him. 253 00:12:56,019 --> 00:12:57,189 What if I don't like myself? 254 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,020 What are you doing? 255 00:13:08,039 --> 00:13:11,089 Come on, stop it. Don't start washing up, I'll do it. 256 00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:12,999 What are you doing? 257 00:13:13,149 --> 00:13:14,119 Look. 258 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,110 Man! 259 00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:23,010 Fucking brilliant! I love your pussy power! Come on, cut off more! 260 00:13:23,029 --> 00:13:24,049 Cut off more. 261 00:13:25,049 --> 00:13:26,219 Oh, my God, what the...! 262 00:13:28,059 --> 00:13:29,219 Awesome! 263 00:13:30,179 --> 00:13:32,199 You go, girl! Love your pussy power! 264 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,090 I cut my hair! 265 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,030 I cut my hair. 266 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,229 I cut my hair! 267 00:13:38,159 --> 00:13:40,039 You're totally crazy! 268 00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:41,099 I'm crazy. 269 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,140 - And I'll do really crazy stuff. - Go for it! 270 00:13:43,159 --> 00:13:46,059 I'm going to be untidy. Not shower. 271 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,060 - Not go to work. - Get laid! 272 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,100 Yes, go out partying. 273 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,070 - Yeah! - Get laid, sing! 274 00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:52,230 I'm going to dance, do drugs! 275 00:13:53,009 --> 00:13:55,209 I'm going to do drugs! Where's your stash of drugs? 276 00:13:56,049 --> 00:13:57,089 Where is it? 277 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,120 No, no... 278 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:02,030 You've had a real tough day, María, it'll make you feel sick. 279 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,229 - What's this? Cocaine? - Easy. 280 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,159 - No, it's not. - What is it? 281 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,160 Heroin? 282 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,069 What do you mean heroin? 283 00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:09,190 - It's M. - What's M? 284 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:10,150 MDMA. 285 00:14:10,169 --> 00:14:12,999 - The love drug. - Love? I want it. 286 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,199 You want to go to a kids' party wired? 287 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,200 Yes, I do. I'm not in the mood for kids. 288 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:18,090 - What if you have a bad trip? - No. 289 00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:20,070 Do I have to dissolve it in water? 290 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:23,040 No, suck your finger and stick it in the sachet. 291 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,109 Just a little bit, okay? 292 00:14:27,009 --> 00:14:29,119 Just a little bit, I said! Idiot, you'll feel like crap! 293 00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:30,219 It's all right! 294 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,140 - No, it'll be fine. Want some? - You're gonna get sick! 295 00:14:34,169 --> 00:14:36,019 All right, then. 296 00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:45,199 - You did drugs. - How long does it take? 297 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:48,080 María, María. 298 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:53,140 You're super special. 299 00:14:56,129 --> 00:15:01,119 Whoever loves you will have to accept you and your obsessions. 300 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,170 María. 301 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,160 You and your obsessions. 302 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:10,050 María, María. 303 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,060 What are you doing here? 304 00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:18,189 It's my party. 305 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,010 What do you reckon to this? 306 00:15:49,029 --> 00:15:50,119 It's great here. 307 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,220 We'll throw the next party here. 308 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,140 Well, we'll see. Don't get your hopes up. 309 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:59,050 You did a great job with this party. I don't make as much effort. 310 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:02,070 - It got a bit out of hand. - Hey, we won't complain. 311 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,040 Did you hang up the small flags? 312 00:16:04,059 --> 00:16:07,019 No, Genaro the caretaker helped me. 313 00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:09,099 - And the gardener, too. - Awesome. 314 00:16:12,149 --> 00:16:14,999 Hey, Gari. You're done with that, right? 315 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:17,020 Yeah, nearly done. 316 00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:18,109 Nearly done? 317 00:16:18,129 --> 00:16:19,179 Come with me, then. 318 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,150 I have something for you. 319 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,000 Okay. 320 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:26,040 Do you sell many paintings? 321 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,220 Well... 322 00:16:29,049 --> 00:16:31,209 Right now it's a subject that... 323 00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:34,049 It's worthy of discussion. 324 00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:35,050 Why? 325 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,130 - Art versus commerce. - Sure. 326 00:16:37,149 --> 00:16:41,049 What's the most important thing for you guys: pure creative art 327 00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:43,130 or public acknowledgement? 328 00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:46,069 Pure creative art always, right? It's like... 329 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,070 - It's pure. - Sure. 330 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,110 Sure! 331 00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:51,159 Do you use Instagram? 332 00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:55,049 My niece is an illustrator, she sells loads of work on it. 333 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:56,140 - Really? - Yes. 334 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:58,139 She has over 50,000 followers. 335 00:16:58,159 --> 00:16:59,089 Wow! 336 00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:00,130 She's called Cactus Girl. 337 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:04,200 I don't like social media much. I don't feel comfortable, you know? 338 00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:07,009 I paint on canvas. 339 00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:09,099 - Oh! - Sure, I exhibit... 340 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,080 I love your scarf. 341 00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:13,119 - Is it cashmere? - Yes. 342 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,010 It's "catch me". 343 00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:16,139 - Catch... - "Catch me"! 344 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,170 Oh, now I get it! 345 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,190 To my retirement. 346 00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:32,040 - More? - More. 347 00:17:32,059 --> 00:17:34,079 I'm gonna get drunk, Genaro. 348 00:17:34,099 --> 00:17:36,079 I'm glad to have met you. 349 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,040 Me too, Genaro. 350 00:17:41,049 --> 00:17:42,149 Down in one. 351 00:17:49,059 --> 00:17:52,119 Happy birthday to you! 352 00:17:53,019 --> 00:17:57,049 Happy birthday, dear Paula! 353 00:17:57,130 --> 00:18:01,060 Happy birthday to you! 354 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:06,200 - What's up? You're acting weird. - What? 355 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:10,050 - What did you do to your hair? - Kids! 356 00:18:10,069 --> 00:18:13,059 - Who fancies a painting class? - Me! 357 00:18:13,079 --> 00:18:16,159 In you all go, then. Come in, inside. 358 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,060 Hey, your friend Marta... 359 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:19,229 - Straight. - Sure? 360 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,090 They're having a great time. Thanks. 361 00:18:23,109 --> 00:18:26,029 - Just wait for the painting class. - Sure. 362 00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:28,059 We can have a few gins later, right? 363 00:18:28,079 --> 00:18:30,139 Yes, absolutely. GandTs now! 364 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,090 Okay, if you help me clear up. 365 00:18:32,109 --> 00:18:34,029 - Okay? - Right. 366 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:36,189 - I'm so wired! - Me too. 367 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:38,230 - Anything else? - A chair and that's it. 368 00:18:39,009 --> 00:18:41,219 - Don't worry, I'll tidy it up later. - Okay. 369 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,200 Let's go dance, pick up people. 370 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:46,030 Dancing and pulling. And pulling too. 371 00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:48,169 - I have a class. - Whatever, let's go. 372 00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:51,010 I'm all flexible. I can feel my skin. 373 00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,009 Embrace how you feel, embrace it. 374 00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:55,129 - I don't know... - My finger tastes great. 375 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:59,080 Lick yourself. Touch yourself. You're gonna freak out. 376 00:18:59,099 --> 00:19:02,059 Feel the greenness. Go to the castle... 377 00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:05,219 Connect with nature, you'll flip out. I really mean it. 378 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,210 Feel the greenness. I'll come back for you. 379 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,230 Guys! 380 00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:14,069 Pablo! 381 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:15,210 Where are you? 382 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:21,139 What a pity, you're going to miss it. Well, actually, you're missing it. 383 00:19:22,019 --> 00:19:23,049 She loved it. 384 00:19:23,069 --> 00:19:24,079 Yes. 385 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:28,040 Gotta go, Esther's giving a painting class. Catch you later. 386 00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:31,149 Yes, sure. See you in a while. Don't worry. 387 00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:03,169 Hi. 388 00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:05,089 Hi. 389 00:20:09,029 --> 00:20:10,189 What's your name? 390 00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,170 Gari. 391 00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:18,030 Gari! 392 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:24,080 Like GariGrant. 393 00:20:27,089 --> 00:20:29,079 You smell so good. 394 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,220 Can I hold you? 395 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,220 What? 396 00:20:35,089 --> 00:20:36,999 Can I kiss you? 397 00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:03,039 Why do you write in English, Cactus Girl? 398 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,180 Here, I cleaned them. 399 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:13,010 Doesn't this drawing look like a real piece of shit to you? 400 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:15,180 No. 401 00:21:29,109 --> 00:21:33,199 Cris, can you fix me one of your GandTs with thingies in it? 402 00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:40,059 What's this? 403 00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:41,190 Vitamins. 404 00:21:45,089 --> 00:21:46,099 No. 405 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,099 - They're not vitamins. - They are. 406 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:50,199 Why are you taking the pill? 407 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,220 Hiya! Any cake left? 408 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,200 - Hi, honey! - Wow, what's this! 409 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:58,120 What's Frida Kahlo doing here? An autograph, please. 410 00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:00,050 - How are you, man? - Hi. 411 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:04,080 You're prettier, you know? You don't have a unibrow. 412 00:22:04,099 --> 00:22:05,199 - You okay? - Fine. 413 00:22:06,109 --> 00:22:07,119 Relieved. 414 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:10,070 Finally finished that car campaign. 415 00:22:10,089 --> 00:22:11,999 That's why I couldn't get away. 416 00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:14,019 No worries. Put the girls to bed, okay? 417 00:22:14,039 --> 00:22:16,109 No, that's not enough. 418 00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:20,000 You two stay here, have your girl talk. Don't touch a thing. 419 00:22:20,019 --> 00:22:21,189 My surprise! My surprise! 420 00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:24,030 Look, this is from your mum... 421 00:22:24,049 --> 00:22:25,229 Hey, Martina is sleeping. 422 00:22:26,009 --> 00:22:27,169 Check out this cool motorbike. 423 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,190 What do you reckon? 424 00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:32,120 - How does it work? - No, we'll try it out tomorrow. 425 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,080 - Yeah! - Just one thing... 426 00:22:34,099 --> 00:22:38,119 I saw María in the bouncy castle and she looked a bit out of it. 427 00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:41,220 Because she took a lot of vitamins. 428 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,230 Yeah, the doctor prescribed them for this party. 429 00:22:45,009 --> 00:22:45,209 Say goodbye. 430 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,200 - Bye. - See you tomorrow. 431 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:54,229 Give me those vitamins, boy! Give me the vitamins. 432 00:22:55,049 --> 00:22:56,139 What's up with María? 433 00:23:00,009 --> 00:23:00,169 Mery! 434 00:23:00,190 --> 00:23:05,020 - How many GandTs have you had? - About four... Not so many! 435 00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:06,209 Why would she be there? 436 00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:09,000 I don't believe she's in the castle. 437 00:23:09,019 --> 00:23:10,149 - Yes, she is! - Look at her. 438 00:23:11,019 --> 00:23:12,029 Mery! 439 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,100 What are you doing there? 440 00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:16,130 Have you been here all the time? 441 00:23:17,069 --> 00:23:19,029 Careful, Esther, careful. 442 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,159 You're so rough. 443 00:23:22,210 --> 00:23:24,070 How do you feel? 444 00:23:26,009 --> 00:23:27,019 Hungover. 445 00:23:27,130 --> 00:23:30,000 No, I mean about Gustavo. 446 00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:33,149 I bet it's nothing. Tomorrow you'll talk and sort it out. 447 00:23:35,069 --> 00:23:37,019 Doesn't look that way. 448 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:44,040 I wanted to start a family and stuff, but... 449 00:23:44,059 --> 00:23:45,159 Well, that's that. 450 00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:48,080 I won't have kids. 451 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,119 But I wanted to. 452 00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:52,100 I don't have many eggs left. 453 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:53,139 Hold on. 454 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,100 No, I don't have many eggs left. 455 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:58,089 - They said I can freeze some. - Just chill out. 456 00:23:58,109 --> 00:24:00,089 You're coming down off the M. 457 00:24:00,109 --> 00:24:03,179 You get super analytical, you think a lot. 458 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:06,140 What? 459 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,140 Did you come to my daughter's party on drugs? 460 00:24:10,009 --> 00:24:11,089 She did too. 461 00:24:11,109 --> 00:24:13,039 Jesus, what a snitch you are! 462 00:24:13,059 --> 00:24:15,209 I don't believe it. You two are the bloody worst. 463 00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:17,040 Seriously? 464 00:24:17,059 --> 00:24:19,219 - Seriously? - You take the pill in secret. 465 00:24:20,009 --> 00:24:20,219 What? 466 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,100 The pill? 467 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:24,160 What about having another kid? 468 00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:26,070 Know what your sister did? 469 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:28,159 Spent all afternoon hassling Marquitos's mum. 470 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:32,140 She's been dying to eat pussy since she got her period. 471 00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:36,029 You wish! 472 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,150 Hurrah! 473 00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:41,120 Pour it nice and slowly. 474 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:43,200 - Here's to our new lives. - To us. 475 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:46,030 We're gonna kick ass! 476 00:24:57,099 --> 00:24:59,129 What's going on? It's sinking! 477 00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:01,020 What's happening? 478 00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:06,160 - Jesus! - It's falling on top of us! 479 00:25:15,089 --> 00:25:18,009 7 WEEKS LATER 480 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:20,210 There it is. 481 00:25:21,069 --> 00:25:22,199 The size of a lentil. 482 00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:29,010 When was your last period? 483 00:25:30,089 --> 00:25:32,209 A month and half ago, almost two. 484 00:25:34,069 --> 00:25:36,999 Well, you're seven weeks pregnant.