1 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,973 - What's out there? - You scared me. 2 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:20,642 Gonna have to tie a bell around your neck so you don't keep sneaking up on me. 3 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,567 What do you look at in the ocean? 4 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,278 Oh, nothing. 5 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:29,112 You spend a lot of time staring at "nothing." 6 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,577 Okay, I take it back. 7 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,907 It's something, it's the big "out there." 8 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:42,747 The ocean is powerful, but mostly it's vast. 9 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,130 It's full of life, mystery. 10 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,464 Who knows what lies out there beneath the surface? 11 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,767 - Monsters? - Monsters? Maybe. 12 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,100 Dreams, sunken treasure. 13 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:04,438 It's the great unknown. That's what the ocean is. 14 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,444 I don't want to go, Mom. 15 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,821 I know you don't, but you have to. 16 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:13,993 It's gonna be fine. 17 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,954 They all think I choked that girl. 18 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,787 Yeah, but you know that you didn't and I know that you didn't. 19 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,460 And it's good enough for me. It should be good enough for you. 20 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,288 It's gonna be good enough for everyone else, too. 21 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,462 What's our mantra? 22 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,631 Every day, we're gonna be... 23 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:32,967 - Brave. - So brave. 24 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,298 Good job. Let's go. 25 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,301 Mom. Why did we move here? 26 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:38,681 Ziggy- 27 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,562 Okay. 28 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,481 I don't have time for this this morning. Please put your shirt on. 29 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,566 Why did we move here? 30 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,161 - Why? - That's enough. 31 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,251 You can finish that in the car. Let's go. 32 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,082 I don't mean to do your job but it begs the question, 33 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,753 "Is she running from something?" 34 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,961 You cannot be serious, Joseph. 35 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,512 What? 36 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,219 No. 37 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,805 No, this makes us look like cowards. 38 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,557 If you roll over on this, it sets a precedent... 39 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,180 - He basically laughed. - Do not yell at me! 40 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,933 - They don't know. - You're the one... Honey, can you... 41 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,768 If I go talk to the mayor, he might consider legal... 42 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,899 Do you understand the precedent that you'd be setting? 43 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,897 - I'd have to solicit the city council... - Don't yell at me. 44 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,239 ...to even get funding to retain a lawyer. 45 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,357 You know what? 46 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,786 I'm a lady and I've never said this to anybody ever in my entire life, 47 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:38,908 but I'm going to say it to you. 48 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,952 You can go fuck yourself on the head. 49 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,545 Right on the head? 50 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,790 I'm sorry, but he's trying to shut down Avenue Q. 51 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,466 He says it's too controversial. 52 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,543 What does he want to replace it with? 53 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,300 Don't tell me Cats. 54 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,231 Do you remember your first day at school? 55 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,068 I do, actually. 56 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:15,240 I got asked out on a date by a second-grader, no less. 57 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,409 Did we accept? 58 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,909 He wore white Docksiders. 59 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,087 I'm sorry about last night. 60 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,049 The idea of a bully in the class... 61 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,673 I don't think he's a bully, but you're probably right. 62 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,675 We should err on the side of safety. 63 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,849 Wish I didn't have to fly out tonight. 64 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,567 I was thinking, when you get back from Vienna, 65 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,611 maybe we could see another counselor. 66 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,989 Yeah. I think it's a good idea. 67 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,116 This is gonna be a really good year for us, Sparkles. 68 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,044 - We'll just go away forever. - Why? 69 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,047 That's what the rulebook says. 70 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:18,295 Oops. 71 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,972 Oh, wow. Bit of a line here. 72 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:23,724 Oh, it'll move quickly. 73 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,098 We just drop-and-go. They've got it down to a science. 74 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,474 Water, water, water. 75 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,097 We don't go in? 76 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,024 No, we just drop them off. They can't be bothered with the parents now. 77 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,815 What, so we don't get to meet the teachers? 78 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,072 We did all that yesterday at orientation. 79 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,825 No. They go right into class today, don't you? 80 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,490 Big boys. 81 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,414 Max, look what the witch gives me. 82 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:51,828 MAXI Whoa! 83 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,835 And that's not something you could have mentioned? 84 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,549 We discussed it. 85 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,886 Hey! 86 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,100 School time. 87 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,560 You could've told me the Orientation Day was... 88 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:15,685 Don't. 89 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,821 We may have assigned seats. 90 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,195 If not, you can plop down right next to me. 91 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:22,780 Hi, Skye. 92 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:28,032 - This is my friend, Ziggy. - Hi. We're half-sisters. 93 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,908 Sort of. 94 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,037 - My mom was married to her dad. - Hi, Chloe. 95 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,930 - Hey, Mama Bear. - Hi. 96 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,428 I'm going to yoga class. You wanna join me? 97 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,146 I would love to, but I have a job interview. 98 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,439 Oh, wow. 99 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,108 Don't worry about him, honey. 100 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,729 He's gonna be fine. I promise. 101 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,114 Get laid, bitch. 102 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,404 God! See you later. 103 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:10,374 Maybe it was inappropriate handing out invites on the first day, 104 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,416 but Renata's a planner. 105 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,999 Renata was sending a message. 106 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,424 I was thinking you could do it. 107 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,338 I don't practice anymore. I can't. 108 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,265 I know, but you could come out of retirement just this one time, 109 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,263 so you could safeguard all the arts for Monterey. 110 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,389 Plus, hear me out. 111 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,845 I would be your only client, 112 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:35,023 and how fun would that be to have drinks with the client? 113 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,316 - Yoga is a time for quiet reflection. - Yeah, I know. 114 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,781 - I don't like to be touched. - Okay. Breathe into it. 115 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,450 - Okay. - There you go. 116 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,321 Back corner. 117 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,416 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 118 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,959 Don't "shush" me. 119 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:59,123 She has her own yoga studio. What's she even doing here? 120 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,297 Okay. 121 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,461 We do have a session where the rules are more relaxed, you know? 122 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,512 Our perimenopausal class. 123 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:11,013 That won't be necessary. I won't be coming back. 124 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,187 You will never believe what she just said to me. 125 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:18,024 - What? - Here. No. Here. 126 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,978 - You look so pretty... - Please don't post that on Facebook. 127 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,655 - Ed will kill me... - Hey, Maddie. Hey, Celeste. 128 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,232 How amazing was that class? 129 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:28,660 Hi, guys. Nathan, yoga, wow. 130 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,367 Yeah. Bonnie got me into it. 131 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,199 Yeah, well, you know. Gotta sweat out all those toxins. 132 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:38,370 We drank like a bottle of wine last night, and today I was like, "You're going to yoga." 133 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:42,208 You know, I got Abby to sign up for one of my piloxing classes. 134 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,717 That's fantastic. 135 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,971 Oh, I'm gonna call again about that petition thing. 136 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,924 - I mean, it's ridiculous. - You don't need to worry about it. 137 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,226 But they should be able to just take my name off it, I mean. 138 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,016 Nothing's gonna stop us, honey. 139 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,514 Ticking bomb, I'll leave it at that. 140 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,395 Tick, tick, tick. 141 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,067 Could she put a shirt on? 142 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:03,986 Boom. 143 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:08,909 Our very first project will be for each of you 144 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,028 to do a family tree. 145 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,161 Where you get to talk about your wonderful family. 146 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,583 Isn't that great? 147 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,376 But, before that 148 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:22,961 I am going to introduce you to a very, very special friend to our class. 149 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:28,546 This is Harry the Hippo. 150 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:34,218 Now Harry here has been a beloved member of the first grade, 151 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,764 for almost... 152 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,771 Ten years! 153 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,605 Now I know you're not in kindergarten anymore, 154 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,561 and you're about to find out 155 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:49,441 that the transition to first grade is not always easy. 156 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:53,738 But with Harry here, you won't even notice it. I promise. 157 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,077 And the best part. 158 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,617 You will all have your turn 159 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:02,709 to take Harry home for sleepovers. 160 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,913 Yes! 161 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:08,051 Well, I'm going to start off our day by passing Harry around, 162 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,970 so you can all greet him with a hug. Okay? 163 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,930 Here you go, Billy. 164 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,723 Yes. 165 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,726 Does Harry want to be hugged? 166 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,269 Why, yes. Harry loves hugs. 167 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,023 I mean, look, let's face it. 168 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,977 Amabella picked that Ziggy out of a line-up and she was unwavering. 169 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,487 The kid was off, I'll leave it at that. 170 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,242 I thought your flight was at 5:00. 171 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,162 Traffic might be bad. 172 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,499 - It's 11:30. - Thank you. Good to know. 173 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,583 Are you serious? 174 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:51,132 I changed my flight so I could be here on their first day of school. 175 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,713 And then I don't even get to go in the building. 176 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,173 I understand, but I just... 177 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,175 And for you to just dismiss my being upset about it? 178 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,139 I didn't dismiss anything. 179 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,264 - I just don't want to get blamed... - Yeah, you know what I think? 180 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,358 I think you didn't want me to be there for Orientation. 181 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,691 What? 182 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,688 You decided to have that moment all to yourself. 183 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,821 Mommy and her boys. 184 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,986 You are such a child. 185 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:26,834 I'm sorry. 186 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,509 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm... 187 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,669 Don't. 188 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,550 I'm so sorry. 189 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,805 Fuck. 190 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,051 Hey, hey. Hey, hey. 191 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,052 Sorry. It's just... 192 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,055 Fuck. I'm sorry. 193 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,561 It's just, all this traveling, I feel like I'm missing out on so much. 194 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,229 They'll be grown one day and I... 195 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,196 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 196 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,699 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey- 197 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,248 No,no,no,no,no. 198 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,228 There you go. 199 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,223 There you go. 200 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,375 Yeah! 201 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,048 No! 202 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:54,917 Oh, God! 203 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,591 God. 204 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,740 Perry and Celeste? 205 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,248 Honestly? I'd sleep with either. 206 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:31,580 Call the Wall Street Journal and tell them we make a deal now with these guys 207 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,505 or they're never gonna have anybody buy them. 208 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,959 No, this is ridiculous. 209 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,256 Juliette? 210 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,131 Because my daughter's gotta get picked up. Sorry, I'm distracted... 211 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,256 Yes. 212 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,388 You need to get in the car right now and... Hold on one second. 213 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,935 I thought you were picking her up. 214 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,808 No, I'm doing an interview here! 215 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:51,308 Turns out, it's actually harder to have a part-time job versus a full-time job 216 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,777 because, in addition to doing all that work, you're out there scouring for another job. 217 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:58,698 - Are you looking for another job? - I only do 20 hours a week, max. 218 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,443 Between you and I, I try and maintain my full-time mommy status, 219 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,370 so I can lord over women like Renata and the other career mommies. 220 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,450 Oh, there they are. Our future world leaders. 221 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,785 - Do you see mine? - Yep. 222 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,962 - Chloe! - Ma'am, please. 223 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,373 What, I can't call for my own daughter? 224 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,167 Please re-board the vehicle, ma'am. 225 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,629 - You causing trouble, woman? - Get in the car. 226 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,964 And don't ever blow your whistle at me again. 227 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,640 You're new here, I'm not. 228 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,385 - Mommy! - Hi, baby! 229 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:32,645 - So, how was your first day? - Fine. We got to meet Harry the Hippo. 230 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,192 - And, Zig? - Good. 231 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,152 - Yeah? - Teacher's nice. 232 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,356 She is? Oh, that's amazing! 233 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,866 - That's so great. - What's that? 234 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,414 Oh, Amabella's having a party. That's sweet. 235 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,042 I didn't get invited. 236 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,542 Honey, you don't know her very well. You don't know her at all. 237 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,043 This is about that stupid accusation. 238 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,257 It's fine. 239 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,886 Okay, what are we listening to? 240 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,386 Feces is never terribly far from Madeline's fan. 241 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,979 And the whole party thing created a vortex. 242 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,522 Outrageous is what it is. 243 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,226 For the whole class to be invited with the exception of Ziggy? 244 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,524 - I mean, come on. - Is he the kid who... 245 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,940 - Will you please... - What? 246 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,566 Chloe. 247 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,904 - Abby, come on. - This is so Renata. 248 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,780 On the very first day of school? 249 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:33,335 Well, if she's convinced that this Ziggy poses a threat to her daughter's safety, 250 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,786 of course he's not going to get invited. 251 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:35,958 I'm just saying 252 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,797 that distributing the invitations in the classroom, 253 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,041 to the exception of one person, 254 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,376 I mean, it's just unacceptable. 255 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,302 Thank you, honey. This looks delicious. 256 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,472 Abby, are you dating the fridge? 257 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:52,808 Mmm. Chloe. I set up a standing play-date with you and Ziggy on Thursdays. 258 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,263 Cool. 259 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,985 - Are we sure that's a good idea? - Why would it not be? 260 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,813 We don't know for a fact that he's innocent. 261 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,943 Maybe the benefit of the doubt should run to Chloe's favor instead of Ziggy. 262 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,120 Are you suggesting I might be putting my daughter in harm's way? 263 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,956 Oh, you mean our daughter? 264 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,836 Chloe, I don't know why you didn't text me or call me when the snub happened. 265 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,921 I might have been able to intervene. 266 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,248 How would she call you? 267 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,719 She has a phone in her doll. 268 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:29,800 Don't start with me right now. It's just for emergencies. 269 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,810 You really shouldn't encourage her to play with dolls. 270 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,804 And why is that exactly? 271 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,519 It's a little 1960s. 272 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,185 Not to mention sexist. Is it a Barbie doll? 273 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,778 You can't fit a phone in a Barbie, dummy. 274 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,025 Chloe. 275 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,445 Barbies aren't allowed anyways. 276 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,698 Sylvie Baker's gave Joey Proccacini a boner. 277 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:54,115 Okay. You know, Abigail, 278 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:58,044 I am super impressed with your emerging social conscience, I really am. 279 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,714 Shall we leave it at that or is now the time to pile on Bonnie? 280 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,524 I just have a very low tolerance for injustice, 281 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,534 which is exactly what's going on with Ziggy and his mom. 282 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,039 You fled the table when Abby brought up Bonnie. 283 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,660 I'd ask you what's the deal with Bonnie, 284 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,587 but I think we both know it's really about Nathan. 285 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,415 - That is not true. - That is true. 286 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,339 Ed, I shouldn't have to constantly run into the guy. 287 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,466 Monterey has 30,000 people 288 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,970 and I can't go to a goddamn yoga class without seeing him and her? 289 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,598 And yoga? Give me a break. 290 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,813 When I was married to him, he wouldn't so much as go for a walk, 291 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,232 and when he finally did, he never came back. 292 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,355 Remember that big fight I promised? 293 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,107 - Yeah. - I think now would be a good time. 294 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,274 Why? 295 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,444 Is Nathan the one? 296 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:10,733 What? 297 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,072 - What do you mean... - The one. 298 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,786 For every person, there's "the one." 299 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,574 Case in point, you're my one. 300 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,416 - Well, you are my... - Shut up! 301 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:24,210 But for you, he's the one you fell irreparably in love with, 302 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,336 who irreparably broke your heart. 303 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,259 Who you apparently can't get over, 15 years later. 304 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,842 - Have you lost your mind? - No. 305 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,926 I'm never out of my mind. I don't get to be crazy, Madeline. 306 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,436 I'm stable, I'm grounded. 307 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,223 Good old steady Eddie, that's me. 308 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,603 Wow. 309 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,652 Where is this coming from? 310 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:51,153 It's coming from the fact that you don't really seem to adore me, 311 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,571 that you're rarely interested in having sex. 312 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:57,781 But, specifically today, it's coming from your constant carrying on 313 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:01,125 about Nathan and his seemingly perfect life. 314 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,496 Which tells me that you're far from satisfied with your own. 315 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,338 And I'm fucking sick of it. 316 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,803 Look, I may not be the good-looking adventure ride, okay? 317 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:17,517 But there is something to be said for being there, for being truthful, 318 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,512 for being somebody you can steadfastly count on. 319 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,185 I will not be anybody's runner-up. You need to hear that. 320 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,483 Scratch the surface of any Jimmy Stewart... 321 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,365 Charlie Manson. 322 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,285 No. 323 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,049 - You okay? - He's scared. 324 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,630 Scared? 325 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,886 What are you scared of? 326 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,672 No, I'm not. 327 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,343 - He is. - Oh, he is. 328 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,524 How's Ziggy doing? 329 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,190 Good. 330 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,827 Do you think he was the one who hurt Amabella the other day? 331 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,031 - No. - He's really nice. 332 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,740 Could he come over? 333 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,919 - Yeah. Maybe. - Okay. 334 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,585 Just have to ask your dad. 335 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,844 Hey, wanna meet me at Side Door? 336 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,767 I need to swap out my family for some vodka. 337 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,353 -ls your nanny there? - Yeah, she is, actually. 338 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,896 Great. I'll see you then. 339 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,901 I think they both had drinking problems. I do. 340 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:55,107 Well, I'm happy to let you post it, but nobody really reads these flyers. 341 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,942 And if you want to get work these days, you need a website. 342 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,536 - I know, it's just so expensive. - It's not as much as you think. 343 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,911 Madeline's husband, Ed, is in web design. He could help you put something together. 344 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,578 Maybe. 345 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,753 I already have an accountant, but otherwise, I would... 346 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,460 - It's all good. - No, I would. 347 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,210 - Do you have any clients? - Yeah, a few portables still from Santa Cruz. 348 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,920 Can I ask what brought you here? 349 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,423 The schools are great, to build a better life for her son. 350 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:21,891 That's all you'll get. 351 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,385 Whoa. Yes, Ziggy. 352 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,937 I did come here with dreams of a certain life. You are right. 353 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,141 Hopefully a better one. 354 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,440 Mom. 355 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,946 The chocolate one? 356 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,483 Okay, but I'm eating some. 357 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:53,756 We're looking at the victim's relationships with every parent who attended Trivia Night. 358 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,761 "ls Nathan the one?" Of course not! 359 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,768 That he doubts my love for him? 360 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,020 And Ed's not a neurotic guy. 361 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:13,317 So, maybe it is me, maybe I'm just lousy at conveying how much I... 362 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,526 I don't know. 363 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,987 You once said that you two don't have sex very often. 364 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:22,326 That's because I'm exhausted all the time from school, or the kids, or the play. 365 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,947 What was Nathan like in bed? 366 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,282 I don't want to talk about Nathan. 367 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,537 - Really? - Yeah. 368 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,001 But we are talking about Nathan. 369 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,621 - No, we were talking about Ed. - Okay. 370 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,376 Okay, what? 371 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:39,673 Is it possible that you had a little more passion for Nathan than you have for Ed? 372 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,342 And maybe he senses that? 373 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:46,513 Men can be a little more intuitive than we give them credit for, you know. 374 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,808 Have you thought about seeing a counselor? 375 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,353 My God, we don't need a counselor. Couples fight. 376 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:56,148 You telling me you and Perry don't ever fight? 377 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,352 Yeah, we do. 378 00:23:58,979 --> 00:23:59,980 Sometimes. 379 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,112 And then do you run off to therapy afterwards? 380 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,993 More often than not, we end up having sex. 381 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,413 Really? 382 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,081 Yes. 383 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:17,840 Starts with anger and... It's complicated. 384 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:25,597 Sometimes I think that he likes to fight because it leads to sex. 385 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,019 Sometimes I think I like it, too. 386 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:34,765 How often does this happen? 387 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,277 Happens enough. 388 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:44,112 I have to say, Celeste, that sounds a little bit twisted. 389 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,445 But kind of great, too. 390 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,119 So the sex that you have, is it like... 391 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:52,871 Hello! 392 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:57,125 Hi, Celeste. Madeline. How are you? 393 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,374 I was over there with my girlfriends getting our drink on, 394 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,924 and I saw you two. 395 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,964 - Do you have a second? - Sure. 396 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:08,057 Did you know that they're thinking about closing down the local VA hospital? 397 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:12,311 It means that vets are having to drive all the way to Sacramento for their services, 398 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,105 which is so upsetting. 399 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,646 I've really dedicated a lot of my life to vets, 400 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,269 and specifically PTSD, 401 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:24,319 so I'm gonna hold a little fundraising dinner party 402 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,943 and help defray costs and keep the facility open. 403 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,365 It would be so great if you and Perry could come. 404 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:30,492 Yeah, sure. 405 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:34,742 And you and Ed, of course, would be so nice. 406 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:37,578 - You're such a kind person, Renata. - Thank you. 407 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:41,791 And, you know, it was very sweet of you to invite Chloe to Amabella's birthday party. 408 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:44,088 Of course. Of course. 409 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:47,798 However, it wasn't very sweet to single out and exclude little Ziggy. 410 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,138 Really? 411 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:50,470 Do you think it would be okay 412 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,810 for little Amabella to be strangled at her birthday party? 413 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:53,927 I don't think so. 414 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,264 If Ziggy doesn't go, then Chloe's not going. 415 00:25:57,097 --> 00:26:00,852 Okay, I don't think this is the right time to be... Let's just... Thank you. 416 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,024 And if Chloe's out, then the entire brigade will follow. 417 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,147 - She's basically the pied piper. - What? 418 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:10,953 I like you, Madeline. 419 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:15,492 And I actually admire you for sticking up for your unapologetic friend. 420 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:20,455 But if I can offer something as objectively as I possibly can... 421 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,382 Do not fuck with my daughter's birthday. 422 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:28,216 I was in that bar, and I distinctly saw Madeline... 423 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,180 ...glance at a steak knife. 424 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:31,511 What a cunt! 425 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,176 - Excuse me? - Why don't you get fucked! 426 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,308 The war is on. 427 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,690 This really isn't fair to Chloe. 428 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,103 Excuse me? 429 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:48,236 Last year Amabella had a jumping castle and a magician. 430 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,155 This year only figures to be better. 431 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:51,951 Oh, please. 432 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,530 And for you to summarily say she can't go, 433 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:58,667 and use her as a tool to get other kids not to go? 434 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,335 I am not doing that. 435 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:03,748 One minute it's Nathan or Bonnie, now Renata, 436 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,421 not to mention the parking monitor, the girls in the car... 437 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,886 I can't even keep track of all the fights you start. 438 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,508 Somebody needs to invent an app. 439 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,840 Well, maybe you could have my back on some of them. 440 00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,559 What is it about this Jane? 441 00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,555 What is she, long lost sister or something? 442 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,390 - Just a cause in lieu of... - In lieu of what? 443 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:23,855 In lieu of a life? Is that what you were gonna say? 444 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:28,280 And Jane's a single mom. Do you need an app to put two and two together? 445 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,408 When Abigail was a little baby, Nathan was not around. 446 00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:35,120 And I was a single mom, Ed. And I'm still angry about it. 447 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:39,283 It's not my love for Nathan that lingers after 15 years, 448 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,876 it's my resentment. 449 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,038 There's a big difference! 450 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:49,759 Did you hear me? 451 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,804 They arrived just after you left. 452 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,183 Double the price, I think, for nighttime deliveries. 453 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,351 Wow. 454 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:57,157 On a less positive note I believe I've failed you miserably. 455 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,964 I thought Harry was just a stupid stuffed animal for babies. 456 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,349 He is. 457 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:21,848 Mom? 458 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,188 - Can we sleep with you tonight? - Again? 459 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,519 Well, as long as Harry doesn't snore. 460 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:34,528 I've heard it's a problem, a real problem with hippos. 461 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:37,527 - Daddy snores. - Yes, Daddy does snore. 462 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,198 No, like this. 463 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:43,498 Like this. 464 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,710 I wish Daddy were here. 465 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:55,002 Oh, yeah. Me, too. 466 00:29:57,504 --> 00:30:00,599 But the four of us all together, we're gonna be fine. 467 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,688 Oh! What happened? 468 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,353 Harry is missing a leg! 469 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:10,776 - It was Max. - It was Josh. 470 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,235 - It was Max. - It was Josh. 471 00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:16,365 You know, that's really... That's super sweet of you, Madeline, 472 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,070 and as much as I appreciate that, I feel like, you know, if... 473 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,742 If this birthday party is ruined because of him, 474 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,740 then it's only going to make things worse for him. 475 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,744 Sweetheart, everyone just assumes around here I'm the root cause of everything. 476 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:28,915 Don't worry. 477 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:32,540 I'd prefer it if you just let Chloe go to the birthday party... 478 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:33,874 Let me call you right back. 479 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,426 Chloe, get in the car. 480 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:42,099 - Chloe, get in the car right now. - What? 481 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,221 I need to talk to you. 482 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,597 Now. 483 00:30:57,397 --> 00:31:00,025 - I'm not having sex, I promise you. - What are those pills? 484 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:02,281 They're just for in case, you know, the day comes. 485 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:05,030 Not that it's coming anytime soon, but I just have 'em... 486 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,956 You are 16 years old. Where did you get them? 487 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,452 - From a doctor. - Dr. Ennis? 488 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,791 She wrote you a prescription without calling me? 489 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,664 Not her. I went to Planned Parenthood. 490 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,714 Please don't make a big deal about this. I'm not sexually active, okay? 491 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,136 Who took you there? 492 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,505 - What? - Planned Parenthood. 493 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,632 Did you take a car, an Uber? Did somebody give you a ride? 494 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,805 It's in Seaside. How did you get there? 495 00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:34,643 Here you are. 496 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,812 - Love you, Mama. Bye. - Love you. Bye. 497 00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:37,938 Have a good day. 498 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,318 - Stay in the car. - Ma'am! 499 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,316 I'm just gonna be a minute. 500 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,488 Bonnie? 501 00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:44,156 Bonnie, can I talk to you for just a second? 502 00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:45,620 - Of course. - Couple of things. 503 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,456 First of all, I'm happy that Abigail has bonded with your mother. 504 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,706 Thrilled about the communal potato-peeling thing. 505 00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:54,626 But when it comes to my daughter's social recreational life, 506 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,298 particularly as it concerns to medications 507 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:59,502 that will permanently affect her reproductive organs, 508 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,674 will you just kick that little can of worms over to me? 509 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,092 - Do you understand? - I do. 510 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:05,390 And should Skye come to me 10 years down the road 511 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,350 and ask for a little lift to Planned Parenthood, 512 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,595 I would give you that courtesy call first. 513 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:10,725 Thanks. 514 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,476 - Ma'am! - I'm dropping off my kid! 515 00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:17,319 Come on, Chloe. 516 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,198 My daughter. It's my daughter. 517 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,575 Next time you wanna do something like that, 518 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,160 why don't I take your daughter? 519 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:29,411 - Your daughter. - Do whatever you want to her. 520 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,242 Are you fucking kidding me? 521 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:33,706 And what I don't understand is 522 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,704 why my own daughter wouldn't come to me first. 523 00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:37,877 I couldn't talk to my mom about birth control. 524 00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:38,999 Really? 525 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:40,880 If I were you, I would just let it go. 526 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:44,088 I would. With Bonnie, Abigail. I'd ride it out. 527 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:47,136 I love my grudges. I tend to them like little pets. 528 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,559 - All right, I'm just saying. - I do the same thing. 529 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,394 I'm not into forgiveness either. 530 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,933 Really? Who do you not forgive? 531 00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,732 No one. Just in general, you know? 532 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,525 "Never forgive. Never forget." 533 00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:00,403 That sure sounds like a motto to live by. 534 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:03,277 - Good morning, Maddie. How are you? - Hi, Tom. 535 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,742 - Everyone's making me angry. - I'm sorry to hear that. 536 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,078 - Except for you. And you guys. - And me. 537 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:12,415 Marv Hermann, he runs the muffler shop on Kentner, 538 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,409 and I hear that he's in need of some bookkeeping assistance. 539 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:16,544 Great. Thank you! 540 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:19,715 And actually maybe some legal assistance, too, if the zoning board stays on him. 541 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:20,836 I'm retired. 542 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,259 Unless you're defending the First Amendment. 543 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,422 You never give up. 544 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,715 Oh, I heard about this. 545 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:26,804 - Ridiculous. - I mean, I can't. 546 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,048 - Where are we living, girls? - It is ridiculous. 547 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,724 It's obscene. What can I get you, Maddie? 548 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,927 I'll have a cappuccino. And a shot. 549 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,225 I'm sure you have one back there. 550 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:36,815 - I'll see what I can do. - Thank you. 551 00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,855 Yeah, I guess Shakespeare got it wrong. 552 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,686 "The play's the thing, unless it has puppets." 553 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,897 Exactly! See? He understands me. 554 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,778 Unfortunately, gay. 555 00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:47,113 - Really? - Hmm. 556 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,907 - Come on. - Yes! 557 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,532 - You're sure about that? - All the best ones are. 558 00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,254 - Hey. - Hey, Ed. 559 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,672 - What's up? - Hey, man. 560 00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:04,168 Love the look. Especially the mirror, it's... 561 00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:06,670 You gotta respect a man who has his own back. 562 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,468 Well. Standard stuff. 563 00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:12,468 - Yeah. How's the computer business going? - Oh, great. 564 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:14,970 Kinda like landscaping, I guess. 565 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:19,266 - Growth business. - That's clever. 566 00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:23,691 - Um... Hey, Thanks for meeting me. - Yeah, yeah. 567 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:27,191 Yeah. I just wanted to discuss this whole thing with, like... 568 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:30,069 That happened with Bonnie and Abby. 569 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,198 Sure. 570 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:35,369 You know, as far as I can tell, there was no undue influence or interference. 571 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:37,751 Like, Abby asked Bonnie some questions about Planned Parenthood, 572 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:38,873 Bonnie answered them, 573 00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:40,837 Abby then asked Bonnie to drive her there. 574 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:44,841 There was no parental usurping of any kind, I promise you that. 575 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,635 But I can discuss that whole thing with Maddie, 576 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:50,005 but what I wanted to take up with you is, 577 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:55,311 I think you can probably appreciate that it's a bit of a delicate balancing act with my ex. 578 00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,849 So, you know, I kind of expect her to be rough on me, 579 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,023 but I think it's... Like, you can't punish Bonnie. 580 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:09,821 Well, I believe she's being nice to Bonnie, or at least trying, under the circumstances. 581 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,075 What circumstances would those be? 582 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,165 Nathan, come on. It was pretty tough when you left. 583 00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:20,706 What? That was like 15 years ago. 584 00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:28,134 It's difficult for Madeline to see you at every school function, so involved, 585 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:31,008 when you weren't there for Abigail. 586 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,841 It's difficult to run into you at yoga when you never... 587 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,639 You know what? Maybe I'm talking out of turn here. 588 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,595 No. I was young. You know? 589 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:41,394 And maybe a bit of a shit. 590 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:45,060 And I made some real mistakes with both Maddie and Abby. 591 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:48,276 But should I be required to make the same mistakes with Bonnie and Skye? 592 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:52,947 No. But, you know, it doesn't hurt to be mindful of other people's feelings sometimes. 593 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,408 Oh, yeah, yeah. Mr. Sensitive. 594 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:57,621 Excuse me? 595 00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,083 No, actually, I meant that as a compliment. 596 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:04,375 You're kind of like today's standard bearer for the evolved man. 597 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,248 Like you work at home, and you... 598 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:08,717 And you do almost 50-50 of the child care. You even cook. 599 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,842 So you're the guy who likes to fish and hunt, and I'm... 600 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,594 - Mr. Girly-man? - That's not what I meant at all, man. 601 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,887 Listen, I thought it'd be indelicate to bring it up with Maddie. 602 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,559 That's why I'm bringing it up with you. 603 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,765 Well, that sounded like a threat, Nathan. Are you threatening me? 604 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,938 No, but actually, I feel like you're starting to threaten me, 605 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:28,061 which I don't think you want to go there. 606 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:35,781 You know, this thing with that Ziggy kid, all the talk of bullying? 607 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:38,947 I was bullied. 608 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,539 Sixth grade. 609 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,619 And I always turned the other cheek, 610 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,542 thinking that was the more mature thing to do. 611 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:51,926 Some 30 years later, it still haunts me 612 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:55,801 that I didn't beat the shit out of that kid. 613 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,217 So much so, I find myself fantasizing 614 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:04,056 that somebody will come along one day and say or do something to me, 615 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,151 that'll offer me the chance to redeem myself. 616 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:13,990 You've always treated me quite well, Nathan. 617 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,617 It's too bad. 618 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,122 Too bad. 619 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,584 The first thing I said, the very first thing I said, 620 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:33,964 it wasn't just the mothers. 621 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:38,431 I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, you fuckin' talk to me like that again, 622 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:39,758 you fuckin' little shit. 623 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:43,845 Ed and Nathan hated each other's guts. Are we all afraid to say that? 624 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,143 There's clearly a lot of bad blood in this community. 625 00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:57,950 What did he say? 626 00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:00,870 The mayor refuses to authorize funding for the production. 627 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,957 Well, it should be a legal matter and we could make it a legal matter. 628 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:06,376 The funding is discretionary. He could deny it on whatever grounds... 629 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:07,706 Is he denying it? 630 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,455 He's suggesting we pick something more community-centric. 631 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:13,041 Joseph, we have worked so hard for this. 632 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:16,295 And we are being victimized by the small-mindedness 633 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,721 led by the likes of Renata Klein. 634 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,220 Understood, but we need to pick our battles. And this is just... 635 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:24,390 And, sometimes, our battles pick us. 636 00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:26,730 We can't quit. We just can't. 637 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,851 Is this about the play, or winning? 638 00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:36,023 I don't know. Maybe it's a little bit about both. 639 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:37,736 But I get sick and tired 640 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:41,161 of the morally superior in this town stepping all over everybody else. 641 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:44,413 And you said you wanted to be brave with your artistic direction. 642 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:45,703 That's all I'm asking. 643 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,037 Just 644 00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:48,744 Just be brave. 645 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,085 You told me to go fuck myself on the head. 646 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:59,050 I just get... You know how I get. 647 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:04,759 Please, this is important to me. 648 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,723 - I'll talk to the Mayor. - Thank you. 649 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,692 You're not gonna regret it. You're not. 650 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,020 What's this? 651 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:19,108 Frozen. I'm taking my wife and my little niece. 652 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:24,783 Amabella passed out her invitations on Wednesday morning. 653 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:28,788 Madeline was on the phone inviting the kids to Disney On Ice, by Thursday noon. 654 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:32,288 The two events were scheduled for the same day, same time. 655 00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:33,755 A vicious shot over the bow. 656 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:36,758 Yeah. It's ridiculous. 657 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:41,297 - Okay. Thank you. - Yeah. Of course. 658 00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:42,968 I mean, I don't know what's wrong with this woman. 659 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,808 It's like she's power hungry, she can't just let us all get along... 660 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,477 I said, "Thank you!" 661 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,312 Hello? 662 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,199 Sexual assault? 663 00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:46,695 It appears Ziggy kissed Amabella. 664 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,868 Ziggy's advance was unwelcome and a little aggressive. 665 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:54,961 Ziggy kissed Amabella. 666 00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,459 Ziggy kissed Amabella. 667 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,049 In addition to the murder investigation, 668 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:09,017 we are investigating others on assault and conspiracy to incite violence. 669 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:13,893 The intent, by all accounts, was to simply make peace with Amabella. 670 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,641 Which is an admission that he did try to choke her. 671 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,067 No, just hold on. 672 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:21,737 Zigfield still maintains his innocence on the whole choking front. 673 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:26,068 The idea of brandishing affection upon Amabella was first proffered by Chloe 674 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,320 in an attempt to ameliorate the birthday party brouhaha. 675 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:31,031 I'm sorry, excuse me. Are you saying Chloe had something to do with this? 676 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:32,244 - Yes. - Yes. 677 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,370 Mrs Klein. 678 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:38,918 She played a song. She invited Zigfield and Amabella to dance. 679 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,341 And it seems your daughter has inherited the 680 00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:44,260 "Let's solve everyone else's problems" gene. 681 00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:46,505 The motion was then seconded by Skye. 682 00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:49,591 I don't believe that my daughter would ever sanction a non-consensual touching. 683 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:51,593 She's a very peaceful child. 684 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:54,346 Isn't this just a lot of brouhaha about nothing? 685 00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:56,773 Well, look, we have a policy, sir, and we'll get to the bottom of it. 686 00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:58,266 - Really? You have a policy? - Yes. 687 00:41:58,391 --> 00:41:59,608 Well, isn't that great news? 688 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:02,104 Why don't you follow your policy, or I'm getting an attorney. 689 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:04,856 - Okay, we're not there yet, Mrs Klein. - I'm there. 690 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,691 God. Attorneys? Really? Is that necessary? 691 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:10,237 Actually, in my graduate thesis, I coined the term "helicopter parent." 692 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:13,957 But these gems, they're fucking kamikazes. 693 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,533 And I'm not kidding. 694 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:18,790 No one takes responsibility for anything, and Chloe's involved. 695 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,913 ...not to mention her health and well-being. 696 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:25,628 I mean, if I had a dime for every boy that I tried to kiss when I was six years old, 697 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,129 I mean, I can't even tell you, there were so many. 698 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,964 They're children, for Christ's sakes. 699 00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:32,808 They're supposed to be doing things like kissing each other. 700 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,434 Jane? 701 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:40,733 What's wrong, honey? 702 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:43,811 You okay? 703 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,447 I'm sorry, I just... 704 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:51,652 Honey. It's okay. 705 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:55,741 They're just kids. By this time tomorrow it will all have blown over. 706 00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:58,956 Come on. 707 00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:11,347 How can you not wanna make up on this song? 708 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,423 Come on! 709 00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:14,976 Make up, yes, not make out, silly. 710 00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:20,269 It's what you guys do when you get mad at each other, big hug, kiss, bang! 711 00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:21,770 And everything's better again. 712 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:25,023 - But it's different with married people. - Why? 713 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,692 I don't know. It just is. Don't start with me. 714 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,333 This is a beautiful song, honey. 715 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,357 Hey, baby. 716 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,229 - Hey, Sparkles. - I thought it was like midnight there. 717 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,858 Yeah, well, I can't sleep. 718 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:10,865 Jet lag. 719 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:12,696 Right. 720 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,364 Is that the bathrobe I bought you? 721 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,329 - It is. - Ah... 722 00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:24,500 Thank you for the flowers. They're beautiful. 723 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,422 I miss you. 724 00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:33,096 Yeah. Miss you, too. 725 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,049 And the boys miss you. 726 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,930 So how was their second day? 727 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,267 It was fine. 728 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,280 Will you do me a favor? 729 00:44:56,611 --> 00:44:57,703 What? 730 00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,951 Would you take that beautiful robe off for a second? 731 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,295 The boys are waiting for me downstairs. 732 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:08,084 Yeah, well, I have to help myself go to sleep. 733 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,588 I need you to help me help myself. 734 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,298 Do I now? 735 00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:17,882 Let me just a look at my gorgeous wife for a second. 736 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:20,973 Ten seconds. 737 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,389 I'll give you five. 738 00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:26,933 Well, make it a nice five. 739 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,582 Okay. That's enough, naughty boy. 740 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,835 You'll have to come home sooner if you want more. 741 00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:59,136 Come closer. 742 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,106 I love you. 743 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:14,818 Take her out of school if you're that concerned. 744 00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:18,701 She's the one that has to leave? She didn't do anything... 745 00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:22,539 I just don't think legal action is the answer. All right? 746 00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:25,708 Let's see how it goes. I'm guessing it'll all sort itself out. 747 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:28,123 I do not feel supported here. 748 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:30,295 Well. 749 00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:33,378 I don't suppose I could argue with your feelings. 750 00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:49,390 Ziggy, why are you awake? 751 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:52,351 You're supposed to be asleep. 752 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:58,404 - What's going on? - I saw you crying at school today. 753 00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:01,869 I was just stressed out. 754 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:04,993 I'm sorry you had to see that. 755 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:11,246 At pick-up, I heard one of the mothers say I was a little monster. 756 00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:13,372 What? 757 00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:16,084 Baby, you're not a monster. 758 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,886 You're not a monster. 759 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,348 Ziggy, there's nothing wrong with you. 760 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:27,762 Okay? 761 00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:35,061 I love you so much. 762 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,583 Pickles and mustard. 763 00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,047 I'm not pregnant. 764 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:05,892 You know, if that day ever comes, the one you alluded to earlier... 765 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,471 The day I decide to have sex? That day? 766 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:11,935 Yes, that one. 767 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:14,934 Can we talk about it first? 768 00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:18,437 Sure. 769 00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:22,571 'Cause I actually think I could be helpful. 770 00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:25,490 Okay. 771 00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:28,656 I have a lot of girlfriends, as you know. 772 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:33,961 Never has any one of them ever said to me, "Gee, if only I'd had sex sooner in life." 773 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,164 Mmm-hmm. This is awkward now. 774 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:42,674 Bye. 775 00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:50,978 So Nathan said that you threatened to beat him up. 776 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:53,643 Of course not. 777 00:48:57,810 --> 00:49:00,279 He wanted me to get you to back off Bonnie a little bit, 778 00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:02,356 it led to a discussion, and... 779 00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:04,358 I never threatened to beat him up. 780 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:08,613 I did let him know I wouldn't be intimidated by him, 781 00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,494 which, I think, was his intent. 782 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:12,996 So how did you two leave it? 783 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:15,040 We left it... 784 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:18,547 He's got Bonnie's back and I've got yours. 785 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:22,634 My He-Man. 786 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,128 Oh, come on. 787 00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,227 Can I just say one thing? 788 00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,017 You never leave it at one thing. 789 00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,234 You're the one, okay? 790 00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:43,398 You're my only one.