1
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Taxi!

2
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Oh, hey, Ravi.

3
00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:10,300
Hey, Jessie.

4
00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:12,261
Why are you dressed
as a nurse?

5
00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:15,813
Oh, I have a big audition
for that show
Code Blue is the New Black.

6
00:00:15,806 --> 00:00:17,306
How was the park?

7
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Bad! I got kicked off
the basketball
court again!

8
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They all laughed
at me!
Oh, sweetie.

9
00:00:22,193 --> 00:00:24,023
Maybe they were
laughing with you.

10
00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,414
No, I do not think so.

11
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As I walked off,
they threw this at me.

12
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"Just so it's clear,
we are laughing at you,
not with you."

13
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Look, Ravi...

14
00:00:37,578 --> 00:00:40,328
You may not be
the best athlete,
but you've got smarts.

15
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And someday those smarts
are gonna pay off.

16
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But I want to be
popular now.

17
00:00:44,875 --> 00:00:47,665
I am tired of only
hanging out with Sheila
at school.

18
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Ooh, who's Sheila?

19
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The skeleton
in the science lab.

20
00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,092
Oh.

21
00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,684
Well, is she cute?
Was she cute?

22
00:00:56,177 --> 00:00:58,557
Well, she has great
bone structure.

23
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Right. And who needs
internal organs
and skin anyway?

24
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(BOTH LAUGHING)

25
00:01:02,393 --> 00:01:03,983
Oh. (WHISTLES)

26
00:01:03,984 --> 00:01:05,744
I gotta go to my audition.
You want to come with me?

27
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Sure.

28
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Oh, wait a minute!

29
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You just want me to
rehearse lines with you!

30
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Yep! Already in the cab.
Too late!

31
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Congratulations!

32
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You're on the
Ride to Riches!

33
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(BELL RINGING)

34
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The ride to what now?

35
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The trivia game show
that streams live
on the Internet,

36
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right here from my taxi!

37
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Ooh! Everybody at school
watches this show!

38
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This is so exciting!
The only thing I got from
my last cab ride was a rash.

39
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Let's start the show!

40
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

41
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Huzzah! We have won
something already.

42
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No, it's my mom.

43
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Ma, I told you
a zillion times,

44
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don't call me while
I'm doing the show!

45
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Fine. I'll tell him.

46
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She says, "Get your
feet off the upholstery."

47
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Oh, look, we're on camera.

48
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Okay, meanwhile, I'm late,
so can you hang up
and start driving?

49
00:02:02,293 --> 00:02:06,013
My mom says not until
you say the magic word.

50
00:02:06,006 --> 00:02:07,006
"No tip"?

51
00:02:08,299 --> 00:02:09,339
Close enough!

52
00:02:11,302 --> 00:02:14,522
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

53
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

54
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♪ It feels like a party
every day

55
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

56
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way

57
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

58
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around

59
00:02:35,736 --> 00:02:39,446
♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground

60
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town

61
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down

62
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♪ Hey Jessie

63
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♪ Hey Jessie

64
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♪ It feels like a party
every day

65
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪

66
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Just a few rules,

67
00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:09,227
I can only ask questions
if the taxi is moving...

68
00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,940
And if I get
a question wrong,

69
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or if anyone gets out of
the taxi before we reach
our destination,

70
00:03:14,315 --> 00:03:17,025
the game is over,
and I will lose
all my prizes!

71
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Hey, I was supposed
to say that.

72
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You want to drive
the cab, too?

73
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(SCOFFS) Someone should,
we just got passed by
a skateboarder.

74
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Now step on it,
I'm late for an audition.

75
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Oh, so you're not
a real nurse?

76
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I was going to ask you
about this spot I have
on my arm.

77
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I think that's gravy.

78
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Hey, Bertram,

79
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where are you going?

80
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And what's in there?

81
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These are my gym clothes.

82
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(LAUGHING)
What's so funny?

83
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I was just picturing you
on the rowing machine.

84
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(CHUCKLES) It sank.

85
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(LAUGHING)
That is funny.

86
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By the way,
you know what's
for dinner tonight?

87
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What?

88
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Nothing. (LAUGHING)

89
00:04:02,623 --> 00:04:04,333
He's lying.

90
00:04:04,325 --> 00:04:06,285
There's no way
Bertram is going
to the gym.

91
00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:09,917
His idea of exercise
is having to reach
for the remote.

92
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Let's follow him
and find out
where he's going.

93
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Oh, good idea.

94
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Aren't you coming?

95
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It's Bertram.
I can finish watching
the game,

96
00:04:19,139 --> 00:04:21,509
and we can still
catch him in the lobby.

97
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

98
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Why are all these people
dressed up like
it's the 1920s?

99
00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,824
Dimwit. It's a
Renaissance Faire!

100
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It's where geeks go
to blossom into
full-blown dorks.

101
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Hear ye! Hear ye!

102
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Bow before your noble ruler,

103
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His Majesty
King Stormborn!

104
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On all fours, manservant!
I need a foot stool!

105
00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:58,795
Must I, sire?
I just returneth from
ye olde chiropractor.

106
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I command thee!

107
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Fine.

108
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(BOTH GRUNT)

109
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Ah.

110
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'Tis I, your mighty
King Stormborn!

111
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Peasants bow before me,

112
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warriors quake
in my presence, and...

113
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(BOTH LAUGHING)

114
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Utter fools, dare laugh
at their King?

115
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Reveal thyselves,
you snickering scoundrels!

116
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(LAUGHING)

117
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Halt!

118
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What are you two
doing here?

119
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Luke and I followed you
to see where you were going.

120
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And clearly it's
not to work out.
(SCOFFS)

121
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Unless you're going to
bench press those
hobbits over there.

122
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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Resume!

124
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Manservant,
come hither!

125
00:05:41,051 --> 00:05:43,591
Yes, my magnificent King?

126
00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:46,024
Put these two
in the stocks!

127
00:05:46,517 --> 00:05:48,057
Absolutely not!

128
00:05:48,058 --> 00:05:50,308
Zuri told me never to
dabble in stocks.

129
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You'll always end up
taking a bath.

130
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(LUKE GRUNTS)

131
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What? No way!
I don't do baths.

132
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Hey, you can't
do this!

133
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Yes, I can! I'm the King!
I've got a crown
and everything.

134
00:06:03,534 --> 00:06:06,334
It says "Taco Queen" on it.

135
00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:08,196
Hey! We needed
a corporate sponsor!

136
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This much velvet
doesn't come cheap.

137
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What animal sleeps
for seven months
out of the year

138
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and is considered
the largest land
carnivore on Earth?

139
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Ooh! Ooh! Bertram!

140
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It's an educated guess.

141
00:06:23,003 --> 00:06:26,893
The correct
and final answer, Mort,
is the Kodiak bear.

142
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Affirmative!

143
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

144
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Now for round three,
I will be asking questions

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related to the
Power Ponies cartoon.

146
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Oh, no! I do not know
anything about
Power Ponies.

147
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)

148
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No, I will not
ask her that!

149
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Because, Ma,

150
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it's embarrassing!

151
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Ask me what?

152
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If you're single.

153
00:06:52,082 --> 00:06:54,332
Yes, but not ready
to mingle.

154
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And I refuse to answer
any more questions that
don't involve a prize.

155
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My mom says
I'm a prize.

156
00:07:04,094 --> 00:07:07,104
Hello? Can we please
get back to the game?

157
00:07:07,097 --> 00:07:08,507
Fine.

158
00:07:08,509 --> 00:07:10,679
Would you like to pick up
a friend for help?

159
00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:13,101
Ooh... A friend?

160
00:07:13,103 --> 00:07:14,943
That might be
a problem for me.

161
00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:17,857
How about
a family member?

162
00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:20,268
Oh, that I have.

163
00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:22,860
I was on a hot streak
playing Go Fish,

164
00:07:22,863 --> 00:07:25,373
so this better
be important.

165
00:07:25,365 --> 00:07:27,905
It is. I need you to
answer some questions

166
00:07:27,908 --> 00:07:29,368
regarding Power Ponies.

167
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Do you think
you can help?

168
00:07:30,991 --> 00:07:33,701
Does Princess Palomino
poop in the Peppermint
Pastures?

169
00:07:35,165 --> 00:07:35,995
Yes!

170
00:07:37,337 --> 00:07:38,787
Great. Mort!

171
00:07:38,789 --> 00:07:40,629
Hit the gas.
If I'm late to
this audition,

172
00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:43,171
you're gonna need
a real nurse.

173
00:07:43,173 --> 00:07:45,553
You have a terrible
bedside manner.

174
00:07:45,546 --> 00:07:47,586
But, I diagnosed
your gravy.

175
00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:54,013
Okay, Bertram,

176
00:07:54,014 --> 00:07:55,484
this has gone on
long enough.

177
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,435
You dare interrupt
your King!

178
00:07:58,438 --> 00:08:01,188
Such actions are
punishable by beheading...

179
00:08:01,191 --> 00:08:02,231
Ooh! Come to papa!

180
00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,775
Make haste,
young peasants.

181
00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:10,988
We haven't much time
before the King returns.

182
00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,571
I'm not a peasant.

183
00:08:12,573 --> 00:08:15,293
My haircut probably cost
more than your car.

184
00:08:15,285 --> 00:08:16,575
Prithee, hide!

185
00:08:17,918 --> 00:08:18,918
Come on.

186
00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:21,500
(EXCLAIMS)

187
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,621
Who are you?

188
00:08:22,623 --> 00:08:24,633
Lord Thunderblood.

189
00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:26,045
No, what's your real name?

190
00:08:26,046 --> 00:08:28,126
Halt! It's Grover.

191
00:08:28,128 --> 00:08:30,678
I'm an accountant
from Brooklyn.

192
00:08:30,681 --> 00:08:34,181
Okay, I've had enough of
all these stupid
made-up words like

193
00:08:34,184 --> 00:08:36,774
Thunderblood, Grover,
and accountant.

194
00:08:38,098 --> 00:08:39,188
Let's just get out of here.

195
00:08:40,601 --> 00:08:42,101
Resume!
(EXCLAIMS)

196
00:08:43,443 --> 00:08:45,453
Okay, what is the deal
with everyone yelling

197
00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:47,405
"halt" and "resume"
all the time?

198
00:08:47,407 --> 00:08:48,567
Halt!

199
00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:51,069
Aw!
Ew.

200
00:08:51,071 --> 00:08:52,361
If you step
out of character,

201
00:08:52,362 --> 00:08:54,152
it's a rule
to call "halt"

202
00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:56,544
and then "resume"
if you step back
into character.

203
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,246
But no one is even
around right now.

204
00:08:58,248 --> 00:09:00,158
What's the point of rules
if you don't follow them

205
00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,080
even when
no one is watching?

206
00:09:02,082 --> 00:09:05,512
(CHUCKLES)
You and I are not
going to get along.

207
00:09:05,505 --> 00:09:07,505
I was once king
of this realm,
before that

208
00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:10,007
oaf Stormborn
usurped my power.

209
00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:12,840
But together,
the three of us can
overthrow the King

210
00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,813
and take back the realm!

211
00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:17,225
Uh, meanwhile,
I was in those stocks
a long time.

212
00:09:17,227 --> 00:09:18,727
Where's the little
squires' room?

213
00:09:18,729 --> 00:09:20,479
Oh, you're kneeling in it.

214
00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,480
(RETCHES)

215
00:09:23,103 --> 00:09:25,453
You are correct!
ALL: Yes!

216
00:09:25,445 --> 00:09:30,065
The pony that vomits
rainbows when she's sick
is Pretty Patty!

217
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:34,660
My favorite episode is
the one where Pretty Patty
gets food poisoning!

218
00:09:34,655 --> 00:09:36,245
So many colors!

219
00:09:36,246 --> 00:09:38,326
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(CRASH)

220
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,078
Are you guys okay?
Uh-huh.

221
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,040
I just got rear-ended!

222
00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:44,162
I gotta make sure
Eleanor's okay!

223
00:09:44,164 --> 00:09:46,674
You've got someone
in the trunk?

224
00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:49,047
Is that where you
go if you lose?

225
00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:51,839
No! Eleanor is the
name of my cab!

226
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,302
She's my BFF.

227
00:09:54,014 --> 00:09:55,394
No, no, no!

228
00:09:55,385 --> 00:09:57,975
I can't be late
to my audition!

229
00:09:57,978 --> 00:09:59,808
Guys, let's take
another cab.

230
00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:02,100
I think Mort and Eleanor
need some alone time.

231
00:10:02,813 --> 00:10:05,283
No! I cannot leave!

232
00:10:05,275 --> 00:10:08,105
Everyone at school
is watching!

233
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,028
The baseball team is
telling me to knock it
out of the park.

234
00:10:11,031 --> 00:10:13,191
I am not sure
what I am knocking,
or which park,

235
00:10:13,193 --> 00:10:15,373
but I am pretty sure
it is a good thing.

236
00:10:18,498 --> 00:10:20,158
Whoa!

237
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,580
What happened?
Did Eleanor catch
you taking the bus?

238
00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:27,213
No, I complained about
the dent the guy
put in my bumper,

239
00:10:27,207 --> 00:10:29,707
and he put a dent
in my face!

240
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,300
That is terrible!

241
00:10:31,301 --> 00:10:33,341
I would pummel
the pudding out of him,

242
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:36,853
if not for the rules
that stipulate
I cannot get out of the cab.

243
00:10:36,847 --> 00:10:39,137
Oh, I suppose
I could suspend the rule
if you really wanted to...

244
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,099
No, no, no!
Rules are rules!
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

245
00:10:44,564 --> 00:10:46,614
Once we cross the
Valley of Megatroth...

246
00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:48,936
Where's the
Valley of Megatroth?

247
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:50,529
Halt!

248
00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:52,650
You see those monkey
bars over there that
the kids are playing on,

249
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,862
yeah, that's it.

250
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,036
Resume!

251
00:10:58,038 --> 00:11:00,408
Once crossed,
the three of us can
overthrow the King!

252
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,040
Wait, it's just
the three of us?

253
00:11:03,043 --> 00:11:05,133
How can we
overthrow Bertram with
just three people?

254
00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:07,665
Easy! The King's guards
lack strength,

255
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,047
bravery, and hand-eye
coordination.

256
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,172
Then why did
he pick them?

257
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,804
They were the cream
of the crop, they were.

258
00:11:15,796 --> 00:11:17,216
We're not an
impressive lot.

259
00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:19,757
Most of us really
only go outdoors
for the faire.

260
00:11:22,142 --> 00:11:24,512
Your weapon, sire.

261
00:11:24,514 --> 00:11:28,194
Uh, how am I supposed
to win a battle with
a pool noodle?

262
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,768
We have to use
fake weapons.

263
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:32,770
Our mums won't let us
use real ones.

264
00:11:32,773 --> 00:11:35,873
Now, King Stormborn's
bodyguards will be
surrounding him,

265
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:39,866
so first we must
disarm them with magic.

266
00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:43,700
You must cast out the spells,
and throw these bean
bags at the guards.

267
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,703
Okay.

268
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,996
What spell was that?

269
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:50,588
No spell.
I just wanted to throw
something at you.

270
00:11:55,135 --> 00:11:57,635
What took you so long?
Did you go to Antarctica
to get that ice?

271
00:11:57,637 --> 00:11:58,927
Hurry up. I'm late!

272
00:11:58,929 --> 00:12:01,219
And I am eager to
start winning again!

273
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,141
Sorry kid, but that guy
broke my glasses,

274
00:12:04,144 --> 00:12:06,234
and I can't see
a thing without them.

275
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,556
Since I can't drive,
the game's over.

276
00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:10,649
No, it's not...

277
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,651
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(HORNS HONKING)

278
00:12:13,653 --> 00:12:15,743
Move it, people!
Nice turn signal, buddy!

279
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,567
Judging by his
hand gesture,

280
00:12:19,569 --> 00:12:22,029
I do not think
he considers you
a buddy.

281
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,167
Youse guys ready?
Yeah.

282
00:12:29,169 --> 00:12:32,749
But my costume
kind of smells like...
(SNIFFING)

283
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,012
Corn chips
and social anxiety.

284
00:12:37,377 --> 00:12:40,177
Mine smells fine,
like it came right out
of the packaging.

285
00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:42,930
Yeah, we bought
a bunch of girl's costumes
five years ago,

286
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,893
but today is the first
time we used one!

287
00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:48,226
There's a shock.

288
00:12:49,649 --> 00:12:51,189
Resume!

289
00:12:51,191 --> 00:12:52,231
(SCREAMING)

290
00:12:54,234 --> 00:12:56,244
King Stormborn,

291
00:12:56,236 --> 00:12:59,026
your reign has
come to an end!

292
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,609
For I,
Lord Thunderblood,

293
00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:03,031
along with
Sir Pop-and-Lock

294
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,673
and the Wicked Witch
of the Upper West Side,

295
00:13:05,665 --> 00:13:08,955
are here to battle
for your throne!

296
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:10,909
Nobody we know
is here, right?

297
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,713
Protect thy King,
minions!

298
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:18,176
Quick! Cast thy spells,
witch!

299
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,090
Take a Shower spell!

300
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,382
Join a Gym spell!

301
00:13:23,383 --> 00:13:25,193
Trim Your Ear Hair spell!

302
00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:26,805
Move Out of Your Parents'
Basement spell!

303
00:13:27,687 --> 00:13:29,307
Attack, minions!

304
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,189
(YELLING)

305
00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:35,903
We did it!
We're winning!

306
00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:38,066
Die, you treacherous varlet!

307
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,028
(SCREAMING)

308
00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:40,199
Lord Blunderbutt!

309
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,530
It's Thunderblood!
Anyway... (SIGHS)

310
00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:46,575
I am defeated.

311
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:49,116
(GASPING AND GRUNTING)

312
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:55,219
Alas, our realm shall
continue its plunge
into darkness.

313
00:13:55,215 --> 00:13:57,755
With the last bit of
strength that is
in my body,

314
00:13:57,757 --> 00:13:59,877
I swear,
Lord Thunderblood,

315
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,920
we will avenge
your death.

316
00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:05,232
I would have
fought with you
to the ends of the world.

317
00:14:05,225 --> 00:14:06,515
(WEEPING)

318
00:14:06,516 --> 00:14:09,386
And we with you,
our one, true King!

319
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,680
Hey, why do you
care so much if he dies?

320
00:14:12,682 --> 00:14:16,442
I'm the one who cleans up
after you once a year!

321
00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:18,976
Bertram, we're having
a dramatic death scene here!

322
00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:20,109
Butt out!

323
00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:24,071
Pop-and-Lock,
is that you, boy?

324
00:14:24,074 --> 00:14:25,334
Yes, sir, yes.

325
00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:26,745
Tell my tale.

326
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,367
Death!

327
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,990
What a ham!

328
00:14:31,992 --> 00:14:34,452
Speaking of ham,
the pig race is a-starting.

329
00:14:34,454 --> 00:14:36,634
So, it's time to
wrap things up...

330
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,126
(GRUNTS)
Death spell!

331
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,130
I said, Death spell!

332
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:45,012
I heard you!
I'm trying to decide
how I want to die.

333
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,675
Oh, I know!

334
00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:49,008
(SIGHS)

335
00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:50,849
(HUMMING)

336
00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:55,284
(CLEARS THROAT)

337
00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:58,436
Okay, now I'm dead.

338
00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:00,819
(GASPING)

339
00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:05,330
You have sent my sister
to a ridiculously
dainty death!

340
00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:08,075
And now,
I shall avenge her!

341
00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:09,078
(GRUNTS)

342
00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,790
As soon as I tape my
noodle back together!

343
00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:17,706
Out of the way,
buddy!

344
00:15:17,707 --> 00:15:20,087
Hey, pal,
stay in your own lane!
(HONKS)

345
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:23,090
Jessie, you're in
all the lanes!

346
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,543
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(SCREAMING)

347
00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:26,724
And now you're
on the sidewalk!

348
00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:29,046
Ah, no one else
is using it!

349
00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:31,889
Well, not now!
Because they all
dove out of the way.

350
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:35,363
(TIRES SCREECHING)

351
00:15:35,355 --> 00:15:37,895
Can we please
get back to
playing the game?

352
00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:41,437
I was this close to
winning a massage chair.

353
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:46,201
My mom says slow down!
She co-signed for this cab!

354
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:50,986
Yeah, Ma, I know you
wanted me to be a doctor,
but blood makes me faint!

355
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,991
Well, how does vomit
make you feel?

356
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,543
Because I'm about to
blow some serious chunks.

357
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,168
Yes, okay, almost
to the audition!

358
00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:01,630
Nothing can stop me now!

359
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,041
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

360
00:16:04,384 --> 00:16:05,724
Except that.

361
00:16:09,549 --> 00:16:11,139
(BOTH GRUNTING)

362
00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:15,861
Prepare yourself for
eternal slumber, Stormborn.

363
00:16:15,855 --> 00:16:19,055
Thou thinks to
threaten me with
a very long nap?

364
00:16:19,059 --> 00:16:20,599
Hast thou met me?

365
00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:24,061
Feel the sting
of my noodle!

366
00:16:24,064 --> 00:16:25,614
(GRUNTING)

367
00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:26,945
Ha! (LAUGHING)

368
00:16:27,317 --> 00:16:28,317
A-ha.

369
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,991
(GRUNTING)

370
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,118
(CROWD YELLING)
(GRUNTS)

371
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,250
(GRUNTING)
Whoa!

372
00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:50,679
(BOTH GRUNTING)

373
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,800
Halt!

374
00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:54,182
Does anyone have
a pillow?

375
00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:55,644
This ground is
really hard!

376
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,768
This is why we don't
have girls around.

377
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,480
Yeah. That's why.

378
00:17:05,405 --> 00:17:06,855
Resume!

379
00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:08,146
(BOTH GRUNTING)

380
00:17:09,409 --> 00:17:10,409
(CROWD GASPING)

381
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,741
Freeze spell!
Get Away From Me spell!

382
00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:16,865
You Can't Spell spell!

383
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:20,498
(GRUNTS)

384
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,620
(GASPING)

385
00:17:22,582 --> 00:17:24,042
(SCREAMING)

386
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,553
(CROWD GASPING)
Oh!

387
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,465
Ow! My ankle!

388
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,667
I just twisted
my ankle!

389
00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:31,839
I'm not falling
for that trap.

390
00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:34,471
No, I really twisted
my ankle! Halt!

391
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,346
(GRUNTS)
(CROWD MURMURING)

392
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,977
Bertram,
are you okay?

393
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:40,478
Do you need to go
to the hospital?

394
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,020
Yes! Why did you two
have to follow me?

395
00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:46,573
This never would have
happened if you'd just
let me be!

396
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,816
It was either this
or doing homework,

397
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,068
what were we
supposed to do?

398
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:55,030
Do you know how
exhausting it is waiting
on you kids hand and foot?

399
00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:57,584
Here, I have people
waiting on me!

400
00:17:58,538 --> 00:18:00,618
This is my only escape

401
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,000
and now
you've ruined it!

402
00:18:03,002 --> 00:18:05,042
We're really sorry,
Bertram.

403
00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:07,264
We didn't realize
this was such
a big deal for you.

404
00:18:07,257 --> 00:18:09,167
We shouldn't have
invaded your me-time.

405
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,970
It's okay.
Now, help me up.
All right.

406
00:18:14,013 --> 00:18:15,563
(BOTH GRUNTING)

407
00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,057
Oh, I am not gonna be
able to walk.

408
00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:20,768
You're going to have to
carry me!

409
00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:23,600
Carry you? He really does
live in a fantasy world.

410
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,608
Appreciate it.

411
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:34,110
Okay, one ticket for
not having a cab license.

412
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,043
One for lying to
an officer about having
a cab license.

413
00:18:37,036 --> 00:18:40,576
And another for trying
to bribe an officer not
to give me a ticket

414
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,000
for not having
a cab license.

415
00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:47,013
All the kids at school
thought it was awesome.

416
00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:49,876
Although, you did get
a frowny-face emoji

417
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:53,089
from the high school
driver's ed teacher.

418
00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:56,432
Whatever! There's still
a little time left to
make my audition!

419
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,676
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

420
00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:01,759
Emma?

421
00:19:01,761 --> 00:19:04,141
No, there's absolutely
no way I can come
pick you up right now.

422
00:19:05,525 --> 00:19:08,025
Come again?
King who twisted his what?

423
00:19:12,362 --> 00:19:13,732
Why are you guys
dressed like

424
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:16,703
you just stepped out
of the Dork Ages?

425
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:19,036
And why does he
look like the host of
Ride to Riches?

426
00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:20,658
RAVI: Because he is
the host!

427
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,160
We are all on the show!

428
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,201
Oh!

429
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,714
And everybody
at school is watching!

430
00:19:26,706 --> 00:19:28,206
Oh.
Hide!

431
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,290
Would you two
knock it off?

432
00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:35,352
My ankle hurts,
and I need to get to
a hospital!

433
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:37,965
After my audition!
We're just
three blocks away!

434
00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:39,847
Here! Ice it down
with this.
Hey!

435
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:43,010
My mom says
give me back my ice!

436
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,073
And you're not
good enough for me.

437
00:19:47,397 --> 00:19:49,227
Can I borrow your
phone for a second,
please?

438
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,809
Sure.

439
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:52,230
(BREAKING)

440
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,982
(SCREAMING)

441
00:19:55,074 --> 00:19:56,584
We're here!
I made it!

442
00:19:56,576 --> 00:19:57,696
No! Jessie,

443
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,617
you cannot get out
of the cab.

444
00:19:59,619 --> 00:20:03,079
I am just one question
away from winning
the grand prize!

445
00:20:03,082 --> 00:20:05,032
I'm sorry, Ravi,
I have to!

446
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,754
If I don't go into
the audition right now,

447
00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:08,916
I can kiss this
part goodbye.

448
00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:11,328
Then I guess I shall
just remain a big loser.

449
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,103
Okay, forget
about my audition.

450
00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:17,385
There will always be
other parts.

451
00:20:17,387 --> 00:20:19,927
Thank you, Jessie!
I am forever in your debt!

452
00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:21,719
Remember that
when your trust
fund matures.

453
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,522
Okay, I'll just
drive around the block.

454
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,305
Or we could drive
to a hospital!

455
00:20:27,307 --> 00:20:29,607
My ankle is the size
of a grapefruit!

456
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:34,060
King Stormborn!
Is that you, My Liege?

457
00:20:34,063 --> 00:20:36,913
Without me spectacles
you're just a big
velvety blob.

458
00:20:38,117 --> 00:20:40,117
'Tis I! King Stormborn!

459
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,909
And I order you to
stop groping my face!

460
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,084
Actually, Bertram's
no longer King,

461
00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:47,995
so it's just
Sir Stormborn now.

462
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,627
Oh. Say it's
not so!

463
00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:52,670
You're still bringing the
mutton next week though,
right?

464
00:20:52,672 --> 00:20:54,132
Oh, and the quiche,
as ushe.

465
00:20:56,005 --> 00:21:00,135
Okay, I officially have
no idea what anyone
here is talking about.

466
00:21:00,139 --> 00:21:03,969
All righty right,
we are back in
the game!

467
00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:06,893
The category for your
final question is...

468
00:21:07,847 --> 00:21:09,597
Renaissance Faires!

469
00:21:10,189 --> 00:21:11,689
Oh, no!

470
00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:14,651
Not even I am nerdy
enough to know about
Renaissance Faires!

471
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,856
In a Renaissance
re-enactment,

472
00:21:18,858 --> 00:21:22,028
when a participant
wishes to step out
of character,

473
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,281
what word must
they call out first?

474
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,413
Oh...
Luke, everyone at
school is watching.

475
00:21:27,407 --> 00:21:28,997
Oh, dear.

476
00:21:28,998 --> 00:21:30,868
I do not know.

477
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:35,000
I am going to
embarrass myself in front
of the whole school again.

478
00:21:35,004 --> 00:21:37,054
Even Sheila the
skeleton will shun me.

479
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,048
Is that your
final answer?

480
00:21:41,631 --> 00:21:45,691
I can't take it anymore!
Ravi, the word is, "Halt."

481
00:21:45,685 --> 00:21:47,975
Now everyone knows
we were at the
Renaissance Faire!

482
00:21:47,977 --> 00:21:49,687
Why did you do that?

483
00:21:49,689 --> 00:21:52,809
Because Sir Pop-and-Lock
is a man of honor.

484
00:21:54,774 --> 00:21:56,494
Indeed he is.

485
00:21:56,486 --> 00:21:59,566
Mort, my final
answer is "halt."

486
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,069
Correctamundo!

487
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,400
(CHEERING)
Yes.

488
00:22:03,403 --> 00:22:08,043
Ravi Gupta
Balasubramanium Ross is
our grand prize winner!

489
00:22:08,037 --> 00:22:11,037
Oh, joy!
What do I win?

490
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,080
You and your entire family
get to go to an advanced

491
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:19,133
screening of
Morgan Ross' new
film, Galactopus 7.

492
00:22:19,128 --> 00:22:20,458
ALL: Oh.

493
00:22:22,962 --> 00:22:24,552
Well, you still
won, Ravi,

494
00:22:24,554 --> 00:22:26,684
and in front
of the whole school.

495
00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:28,886
I told you those smarts
of yours are gonna pay off.

496
00:22:28,888 --> 00:22:30,228
Thank you, Jessie.

497
00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:32,849
Wow, look at this cab
light up when you win.

498
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,182
Actually, those are
police lights.

499
00:22:35,184 --> 00:22:37,074
Jessie's getting
pulled over again.

500
00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:38,736
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

501
00:22:38,738 --> 00:22:40,568
Don't these cops
have something
better to do?

502
00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:42,190
Three people are
getting mugged,
right over there.

503
00:22:45,945 --> 00:22:48,745
So this is where
Bertram's been going
on his day off?

504
00:22:48,748 --> 00:22:50,788
All this time I thought
he was going to the gym.

505
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,411
(ALL LAUGHING)

506
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,383
Jessie, Jessie,
I'm King again!

507
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,125
Well, how did
that happen?

508
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:01,667
I enlisted a fierce warrior
who showeth no mercy.

509
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:05,681
Halt! I'm dead already,
you win! Halt!

510
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:09,805
There is no "Halt!"
You're playing
my game now!

511
00:23:09,809 --> 00:23:11,179
(LAUGHING)

512
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:13,100
Why is Zuri chasing
my accountant?

513
00:23:13,102 --> 00:23:14,772
(CHUCKLES)

514
00:23:14,774 --> 00:23:17,114
Sir Pop-and-Lock and
Wicked Witch of the
Upper West Side

515
00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:19,936
and I are off to
conquer another realm!

516
00:23:19,939 --> 00:23:21,649
Careth to join us?

517
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,781
Sure, I've got to run off
all that mutton pie
I just ate.

518
00:23:23,783 --> 00:23:25,113
Onward!

519
00:23:25,114 --> 00:23:26,244
ALL: Huzzah!

520
00:23:27,026 --> 00:23:28,026
Oh!

521
00:23:29,368 --> 00:23:30,988
(SCOFFS)
Nerds.