1
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Isn't my
engagement ring
gorgeous?

2
00:00:08,839 --> 00:00:10,089
Look how the light
catches it.

3
00:00:10,091 --> 00:00:11,341
You might want to
put on sunscreen.

4
00:00:14,265 --> 00:00:18,225
Hmm. Nice cut.
Flawless color.

5
00:00:18,229 --> 00:00:19,979
How many
karats is it?

6
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Enough to feed
a family of rabbits
for 20 years.

7
00:00:23,984 --> 00:00:26,324
Guys, it's not
about the bling.

8
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This ring is
precious to me

9
00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:30,448
because it shows
how much Brooks loves me.

10
00:00:30,451 --> 00:00:33,201
And this rock means
he loves me a lot.

11
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So, after you and Brooks
are married,

12
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is he going to
bunk with Bertram?

13
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Because if I need you
for a post nightmare cuddle,

14
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three's a crowd.

15
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Actually, sweetie,

16
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Brooks and I will
probably get
our own place,

17
00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,510
but I will still
be here every day

18
00:00:51,512 --> 00:00:53,512
to take care
of you guys,
just like always.

19
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Good, because
when you took
that weekend off,

20
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things got a little
out of hand.

21
00:00:57,848 --> 00:00:59,138
Yeah, I still
can't believe
that judge wanted to

22
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try Luke
as an adult.

23
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

24
00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:09,066
♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

25
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♪ It feels like a party
every day

26
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

27
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way

28
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

29
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around

30
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground

31
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town

32
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down

33
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♪ Hey Jessie

34
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♪ Hey Jessie

35
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♪ It feels like a party
every day

36
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪

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JESSIE: Guys, we have
something important
to ask you.

38
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Emma, Zuri,

39
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would you
like to be
my bridesmaids?

40
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Yes.
Of course.

41
00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,713
As long as
our dresses
aren't camouflage.

42
00:02:05,706 --> 00:02:07,246
Even I can't
pull that off.

43
00:02:08,299 --> 00:02:09,669
And Luke, Ravi...

44
00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,380
I was hoping you two
would be my Best Men.

45
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Really?
It would be
an honor.

46
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And I have
the perfect

47
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wild bachelor
party concept.

48
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Two word...
Laser. Tag.

49
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Son. Urchins.
Urchin-wrangler.

50
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Great news.

51
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It turns out
Brooks is not
related to you?

52
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I booked the most
amazing wedding venue.

53
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Madison Square Garden.

54
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Can't wait
to invite 18,000
of my closest friends.

55
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I think you're
overestimating
your friend count...

56
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By 18,000.

57
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Great. After we say
our vows on
the Jumbotron,

58
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I can shoot my bouquet
out of the t-shirt cannon.

59
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Ugh. Very well.

60
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At least tell me
you'll wear my dress
from my fourth wedding.

61
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That was
my favorite
marriage.

62
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Why was it
your favorite?

63
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We went on a cruise
for our honeymoon,

64
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and he slipped
overboard.

65
00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,897
"Slipped"?
Uh-huh.

66
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If it was good enough
for the Monte Carlo P.D.,

67
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it's good
enough for you.

68
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Prepare to be
dazzled.

69
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Ta-da!

70
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(SCREAMS)

71
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Wow, Jessie.
Hmm.

72
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You look
just like
my mother.

73
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I'm gonna need
so much therapy.

74
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Oh! Don't you
just love it?

75
00:03:37,298 --> 00:03:40,718
No. I look like
a swan collided with
the Space Station.

76
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Hey, Tony.

77
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What are you doing
on October 19th
next year?

78
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I'm not sure.

79
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This calendar I got
from the Chinese
restaurant

80
00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,152
only goes to
the end of Rooster.

81
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Okay.

82
00:03:55,656 --> 00:03:57,156
Well, save the date,
because that's when

83
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Brooks and I
are getting married.

84
00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:01,910
Oh. Well...

85
00:04:01,912 --> 00:04:03,992
Wouldn't that
kind of be awkward?

86
00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,834
I mean,
we used to date.

87
00:04:05,826 --> 00:04:08,246
I've let you
use my bowling ball.

88
00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,370
And we'll always
have that.

89
00:04:13,173 --> 00:04:15,763
But it would mean
the world to me
if you were there.

90
00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,006
You're such
an important person
in my life.

91
00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:21,718
(SCOFFS)
Then... I'd be honored
to attend your wedding.

92
00:04:21,722 --> 00:04:22,882
Oh.

93
00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:24,773
As my grandma
always said.

94
00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:29,555
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

95
00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,600
Oh, Tony,
that's beautiful.
What does it mean?

96
00:04:32,603 --> 00:04:35,533
"Put me down for chicken.
I'm watching my figure."

97
00:04:40,861 --> 00:04:42,241
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

98
00:04:42,242 --> 00:04:43,612
Jessie,

99
00:04:43,614 --> 00:04:45,174
amazing news.

100
00:04:45,165 --> 00:04:48,705
I just got this
great opportunity to run
a new wildlife refuge.

101
00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:50,119
Cool.
Awesome.

102
00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,540
Huzzah.
Whatever tickles
your monkey.

103
00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:56,424
Brooks, That's incredible.
I'm so proud of you.
Thanks.

104
00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:59,257
And, to get the job,
I have to be
in Africa in two days.

105
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Two days?

106
00:05:01,131 --> 00:05:03,221
Isn't this exciting?

107
00:05:03,223 --> 00:05:06,273
Ah. It's definitely
something...

108
00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:09,386
That we need to
talk about...
In the kitchen.

109
00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:11,190
Why? What's in
the kitchen?

110
00:05:11,191 --> 00:05:13,481
Not us.
Try to keep up!

111
00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:19,027
Guys, do you know
what this means?

112
00:05:19,029 --> 00:05:21,149
Yes, Brooks has to
buy an airplane ticket

113
00:05:21,151 --> 00:05:23,281
to Africa
at the last minute.

114
00:05:23,283 --> 00:05:25,333
He will be paying
through the nose.

115
00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:28,036
Forget his nose.

116
00:05:28,038 --> 00:05:30,038
If Jessie moves
away with Brooks,

117
00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,290
we'll lose her
forever.

118
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You're moving to
Africa in two days?

119
00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:41,550
Jessie, you're
hurting me.

120
00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:44,052
Fingers are fusing.
(GROANS)

121
00:05:45,966 --> 00:05:47,266
And I'm not
the only one moving.

122
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Obviously my wife
will come with me.

123
00:05:48,929 --> 00:05:50,179
You're married?

124
00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:53,020
I knew there
had to be something
wrong with you.

125
00:05:53,023 --> 00:05:57,193
No, I mean I want us
to get married
before we go.

126
00:05:57,187 --> 00:05:59,187
You expect me
to give up
my entire life

127
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and move to Africa
in two days?

128
00:06:01,692 --> 00:06:03,242
This might be
a bad time
to mention it,

129
00:06:03,243 --> 00:06:06,373
but you also
have to get
a lot of shots.

130
00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,196
What about
the kids?

131
00:06:08,198 --> 00:06:10,248
I was still planning on
being their nanny
after we got married.

132
00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:12,750
Honey, I know
you love them,

133
00:06:12,753 --> 00:06:16,263
but you weren't planning
on being their nanny
forever, right?

134
00:06:17,047 --> 00:06:18,877
I guess not...

135
00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,759
But I at least
wanted to get Luke
through high school,

136
00:06:20,761 --> 00:06:23,801
which actually
could take forever.

137
00:06:23,804 --> 00:06:26,854
Jessie, this is
the chance of
a lifetime for me,

138
00:06:26,847 --> 00:06:29,807
but it won't
mean anything
without you.

139
00:06:31,221 --> 00:06:33,101
Please, please
come with me.

140
00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:38,277
Okay,
let's do it.

141
00:06:38,278 --> 00:06:39,358
(LAUGHS)

142
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But I have no idea
how I'm going to
tell the kids.

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RAVI: Quit pushing.

144
00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,406
(ALL GROAN)

145
00:06:49,119 --> 00:06:50,869
I think
they already know.

146
00:06:55,245 --> 00:06:57,915
Thank you guys so much
for throwing me
this bachelorette party.

147
00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,208
So, what kind of wild
and crazy trouble
are we going to get into?

148
00:07:01,301 --> 00:07:03,171
Unless you litter,
this is pretty much it.

149
00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:08,305
Oh, let's hope
the cops don't come.

150
00:07:08,308 --> 00:07:10,888
But we did
put together a little
slide show for you.

151
00:07:12,553 --> 00:07:14,263
Aw, that's
so sweet.

152
00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:18,517
Hey, why are you wearing
a cap and gown?

153
00:07:18,519 --> 00:07:20,059
Just thought
you might
like to see

154
00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:23,320
what my high school
graduation is
gonna be like.

155
00:07:23,323 --> 00:07:25,283
Since you
won't be there.

156
00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,117
You're also
going to miss me

157
00:07:28,118 --> 00:07:30,908
winning the
Congressional Medal
of Honor...

158
00:07:30,911 --> 00:07:31,991
For fashion.

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00:07:34,915 --> 00:07:36,335
EMMA: See that
empty chair?

160
00:07:36,336 --> 00:07:38,836
That's where
you were supposed
to be sitting,

161
00:07:38,839 --> 00:07:41,039
but you couldn't
make it back
from Africa.

162
00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:43,671
Because you were
eaten by a meerkat.

163
00:07:45,135 --> 00:07:47,045
Meerkats don't
eat people.

164
00:07:47,047 --> 00:07:48,967
It was
an angry meerkat.

165
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Okay, guys,

166
00:07:52,352 --> 00:07:54,562
I know you're upset,
and I don't
blame you but...

167
00:07:55,556 --> 00:07:57,596
You're amazing kids,

168
00:07:57,598 --> 00:08:00,268
and you're
going to be okay.

169
00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:02,060
Besides, it's not like
this is easy
for me, either,

170
00:08:02,062 --> 00:08:04,192
my dad's not even
going to be
at my wedding.

171
00:08:04,194 --> 00:08:06,704
Why not?
Well, He's deployed.

172
00:08:06,697 --> 00:08:08,027
Apparently it's
a "big deal"

173
00:08:08,028 --> 00:08:09,368
to turn around
an aircraft carrier.

174
00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,241
Bessie. Urchins.
There you are.

175
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,834
You made it!

176
00:08:15,826 --> 00:08:16,916
Yay!

177
00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:20,998
I wanted to show you
your wedding cake.

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00:08:26,887 --> 00:08:28,047
JESSIE: Oh!

179
00:08:28,048 --> 00:08:30,838
That's a nice
picture of Brooks,

180
00:08:30,841 --> 00:08:32,431
but where am I?

181
00:08:32,432 --> 00:08:35,482
The bride's picture
is in its traditional
location.

182
00:08:35,475 --> 00:08:37,515
Under the
plastic florette.

183
00:08:38,438 --> 00:08:39,598
How nice.

184
00:08:41,732 --> 00:08:44,782
But shouldn't
the groom and
the bride be visible?

185
00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,235
Diva alert.

186
00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:52,488
Yeah. Sorry for making
my wedding all about me.

187
00:08:52,492 --> 00:08:54,322
And, by the way,
we've decided to
have the ceremony

188
00:08:54,324 --> 00:08:55,754
in the penthouse.

189
00:08:55,746 --> 00:08:57,616
Swell. (CHUCKLES)

190
00:08:57,618 --> 00:09:00,248
Why not just hold it
in the men's room
of the Port Authority?

191
00:09:04,084 --> 00:09:05,134
Ah! Bees!

192
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,669
I didn't see
any bees.

193
00:09:10,671 --> 00:09:11,761
Shh.

194
00:09:14,975 --> 00:09:16,885
(LASERS BLASTING)

195
00:09:16,887 --> 00:09:19,887
Hey. When you said
we'd have a laser tag
bachelor party,

196
00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,890
I didn't think
you guys would have
actual lasers.

197
00:09:23,183 --> 00:09:24,183
(YELPS)

198
00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:26,185
(SHRIEKS)

199
00:09:27,988 --> 00:09:29,238
(LAUGHS)

200
00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:35,332
So, you have
a choice.

201
00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,695
You can go
to Africa
without Jessie,

202
00:09:38,699 --> 00:09:41,499
or go to Africa
with Jessie,

203
00:09:41,501 --> 00:09:43,871
but extra crispy.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

204
00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:49,007
No! Not the face!
Not the face!

205
00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:57,715
Okay, I don't know
much about
bachelor parties,

206
00:09:57,718 --> 00:10:01,558
but I'm pretty sure
you're not supposed to
vaporize the groom.

207
00:10:01,561 --> 00:10:03,931
We were just having
a little fun,
right, Brooks?

208
00:10:03,934 --> 00:10:05,234
No harm done.

209
00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:07,935
Yeah, except
for my pants.
They're ruined.

210
00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:11,108
But the lasers
did not go anywhere
near your pants.

211
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,821
I know.
(CLEARS THROAT)

212
00:10:13,573 --> 00:10:15,123
(CHUCKLING)

213
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,235
Hey! Kids,
I know this is
hard for you,

214
00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:20,998
okay? I get it
and I'm so sorry,

215
00:10:21,702 --> 00:10:23,162
but...

216
00:10:23,163 --> 00:10:25,013
I guess I was
just hoping

217
00:10:25,005 --> 00:10:27,205
you could find it
in your hearts
to be happy for me.

218
00:10:31,251 --> 00:10:34,421
I am so disappointed
in all of you.

219
00:10:34,424 --> 00:10:37,604
Jessie has put
your happiness
before hers

220
00:10:37,597 --> 00:10:40,757
for the last
three years now.

221
00:10:40,761 --> 00:10:43,811
She's picked you up
when you've fallen.
She's...

222
00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:46,944
Made you laugh
when you were sad.

223
00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:49,227
She's even managed
to turn you into
young men and women

224
00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:52,189
that I don't find
totally unbearable.

225
00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:53,612
Well, most of you.

226
00:10:55,615 --> 00:10:57,115
That's fair.

227
00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,949
So...

228
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,831
Now it's time for
you guys to
return the favor.

229
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,674
When she walks down
that aisle tomorrow,

230
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,745
she needs to know
that you love
and support her.

231
00:11:09,589 --> 00:11:10,709
Okay?

232
00:11:11,211 --> 00:11:12,591
Okay.

233
00:11:12,592 --> 00:11:13,882
Message received.

234
00:11:17,057 --> 00:11:18,637
Wow.

235
00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:20,928
I've never seen
Bertram so upset.

236
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,891
Wait until he sees
what happened
in the kitchen

237
00:11:22,893 --> 00:11:24,223
when we were
playing laser tag.

238
00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:28,225
You killed
Pan-ela Anderson.

239
00:11:28,228 --> 00:11:29,858
(SOBBING)
(SCREAMING)

240
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,153
RAVI: Jessie?

241
00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:35,624
Can we come in?

242
00:11:35,615 --> 00:11:38,525
If I say no, are you
going to blast the door
open with a laser?

243
00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:40,528
LUKE: Of course not.

244
00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,160
The lasers
are recharging.

245
00:11:44,915 --> 00:11:47,915
Please?
We need to
talk to you.

246
00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:49,248
Okay,
come on in.

247
00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,500
Jessie,

248
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,302
we want to
apologize for
how we were acting.

249
00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:59,885
Yeah, I'm sorry I was
such a bachelorette
party pooper.

250
00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:03,760
And we're sorry
we tried to give Brooks
unnecessary LASIK surgery.

251
00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:07,475
Yes, perhaps it was
a bit much setting

252
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,477
the lasers
to Widow Maker.

253
00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:14,271
We're just mad
at Brooks for taking
you away from us.

254
00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:18,356
We don't want
to lose you.

255
00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:20,948
I don't want to
lose you guys either.
Come here.

256
00:12:24,574 --> 00:12:26,674
Look, guys,

257
00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,246
I know it's scary for you.

258
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,168
Okay? It's scary
for me, too.

259
00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:31,170
And not just because
Mrs. Chesterfield

260
00:12:31,171 --> 00:12:33,711
is going to be
my mother-in-law.

261
00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:35,383
(ALL SHUDDERING)

262
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,717
We really want you
to be happy, Jessie.

263
00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:42,799
And if marrying
Brooks is
what you want,

264
00:12:43,974 --> 00:12:45,154
then we support you.

265
00:12:45,145 --> 00:12:46,305
Right.

266
00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:47,726
Absolutely.

267
00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:50,937
Unless I still have
a chance with you.

268
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:53,441
You don't,
but A for effort.

269
00:12:53,443 --> 00:12:56,903
Cherish it.
It is the only A
you will ever get.

270
00:12:59,449 --> 00:13:01,609
You know what?

271
00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:05,251
I'm going to miss
you kids more than
anything in the whole world.

272
00:13:05,245 --> 00:13:07,405
We are going to
miss you, too.

273
00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:14,501
Luke, that's a little
too much effort.

274
00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:18,224
Actually, that's me.
You're sitting
on my hand.

275
00:13:19,379 --> 00:13:20,379
(LAUGHS)

276
00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:22,801
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

277
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,342
TONY: Hey, Jessie?
Can I come in?

278
00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:26,434
Oh, sure, Tony.

279
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,098
Um... Tony! Tony!

280
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,733
Why are your
eyes covered?

281
00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:36,154
Isn't it bad luck
for an ex-boyfriend

282
00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:38,856
to see his ex-girlfriend
on her wedding day?

283
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,239
No. It's not
a thing.

284
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,573
TONY: Whoa.

285
00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:47,705
You look amazing.

286
00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:50,617
But don't you think
that's a little casual
for a wedding dress?

287
00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:53,121
It's a robe.

288
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,883
(PHONE RINGS)
Oh.

289
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:57,085
Excuse me.

290
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,458
Hello, Reverend.
What?

291
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,170
What do you mean
you are not able
to make it?

292
00:14:03,423 --> 00:14:05,603
A funeral? Okay,
not to sound selfish,

293
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,095
but I'm getting married
in 10 minutes.

294
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,097
They'll still be
dead tomorrow.

295
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,600
Oh, okay, well,
in that case,
I understand.

296
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:14,813
I'm so sorry
for your loss.

297
00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:19,897
Oh, no. Wait, now
I have no one to
perform the ceremony.

298
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,690
What am I
going to do?

299
00:14:21,691 --> 00:14:22,941
(SIGHS)

300
00:14:22,943 --> 00:14:24,193
Okay, fine.

301
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,124
I'll marry you.

302
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,906
Um, first,
I'm already taken.

303
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,698
Second, you really
got to work on
your proposal skills.

304
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,750
I mean,
I'll marry you
and Brooks.

305
00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:36,173
I'm actually
licensed to perform
wedding ceremonies.

306
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:40,046
You are?
Who let
that happen?

307
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:43,130
Well, I was online
trying to become
a bowling official,

308
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,103
and I filled out
the wrong form.

309
00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:46,925
That's also
how I became
a Notary Public.

310
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,717
And the mayor of
a small town
in Illinois.

311
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,350
Anyway,

312
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,232
if it's not
too weird,

313
00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:57,315
I could officiate
your wedding.

314
00:14:57,317 --> 00:15:00,937
Really? Tony,
that would be
incredible.

315
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,151
TONY: Okay.
JESSIE: Okay.

316
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,822
I'm gonna go put on
my formal epaulets.

317
00:15:05,025 --> 00:15:07,195
But first...

318
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,947
I wanted to
give you something.

319
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,619
Please let it
be a kiss.

320
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,093
TONY: It's the
program and menu

321
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:16,085
from your
improv debut

322
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:17,836
at the Noodle
Doodle Doo.

323
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,208
JESSIE: Tony.

324
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,170
Aww, and you
put a star
next to my name.

325
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,382
Is that 'cause
I was your favorite?

326
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,314
Absolutely.

327
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,887
It also
reminds me that

328
00:15:28,888 --> 00:15:31,348
he Kung Pao chicken
is really spicy.
Oh.

329
00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:35,112
Tony, this is
incredibly
thoughtful.

330
00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:37,726
Thank you.

331
00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:49,156
Okay, well, um...
Okay. Well...

332
00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:50,869
I'm gonna go
get changed.

333
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:54,330
Yeah, you do that
and I will see you
downstairs, Mr. Mayor.

334
00:15:55,075 --> 00:15:56,075
Put 'er there.

335
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,786
Watch. Watch for the...

336
00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:06,144
(DOOR CLOSES)

337
00:16:06,136 --> 00:16:08,966
He should've played
that mayor card
a long time ago.

338
00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:12,761
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

339
00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:16,645
(GROWLING)

340
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:30,737
Well, my boy,
today you finally
become a man.

341
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,280
Do you have
any last minute
questions

342
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,202
before you take
the plunge?

343
00:16:34,204 --> 00:16:37,004
Probably not from
someone who shaved
this morning

344
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,916
with whipped cream
and a fruitsicle stick.

345
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,080
(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)

346
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,188
You look
absolutely
beautiful.

347
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,690
Thank you, Bertram.

348
00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,901
And thank you
so much for standing
in for my dad

349
00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:05,653
he couldn't be here
to give me away.

350
00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:08,025
It's my honor.

351
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,947
Although in all
my fantasies
of actually

352
00:17:09,949 --> 00:17:11,569
giving you and
the kids away,

353
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:15,121
like, to a traveling circus,

354
00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:18,115
I never imagined
it would be so hard
to let one of you go.

355
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:21,209
Bertram, that is
so sweet.

356
00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:24,252
Yeah, well,

357
00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:26,594
I get emotional
at events that
involve large cakes.

358
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:32,220
JESSIE: Look.

359
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,103
I am so
proud of them.

360
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,847
They seem
so grown up.

361
00:17:39,439 --> 00:17:41,389
Yup.

362
00:17:41,391 --> 00:17:45,321
Only 2,555 more days
until the last one
goes off to college.

363
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,119
Take good care
of her.

364
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:10,127
On this happy,
happy day...

365
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,550
(KIDS SOBBING)

366
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:20,265
On this happy,
happy day,

367
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:22,560
we are here
to celebrate
the marriage

368
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:24,562
of Jessie Prescott.

369
00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:27,074
Brooks Wentworth.

370
00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:31,356
Before we proceed,
if there is anyone who
objects to this union,

371
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:34,191
please speak
now or forever
hold your peace.

372
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,580
In that case,

373
00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:44,542
do you, Brooks,

374
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,125
take this woman,

375
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,296
to love and
to cherish,

376
00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,169
for better
or worse,

377
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,671
or so help me,
mister,

378
00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:54,212
I will hunt
you down

379
00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:55,684
in the deepest
part of Africa

380
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:57,215
for not treating her
like the lady
that she is!

381
00:18:57,217 --> 00:18:59,177
I do, I do!
I promise,
I do.

382
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,680
Good.

383
00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:08,065
And do you,
Jessie,

384
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,228
take this man,

385
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,110
to love and
to cherish

386
00:19:13,112 --> 00:19:14,942
from this day forward,

387
00:19:14,944 --> 00:19:18,044
no backsies,
even if he's
a bad bowler,

388
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,200
till death
do you part?

389
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,283
I...

390
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,887
I don't.
(GUESTS GASPS)

391
00:19:39,889 --> 00:19:41,059
What?

392
00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:45,943
Did she
just say
"I don't"?

393
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,105
I think so,
but then again,

394
00:19:47,106 --> 00:19:49,806
I am not very good
with contractions.

395
00:19:51,771 --> 00:19:55,241
Brooks,
I am so sorry.
I just can't.

396
00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:01,818
Yes! Point, Rhoda!

397
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,713
What?

398
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,205
If the ice swan
hasn't melted, I can
get my money back.

399
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,893
Jessie, are you okay?

400
00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:18,636
What happened?

401
00:20:18,638 --> 00:20:21,508
Brooks,
I am so sorry.

402
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,301
I thought I was
ready for this, but,

403
00:20:23,303 --> 00:20:25,273
marriage,
moving to Africa...

404
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,265
It's a lot,
I know.

405
00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:29,727
But we're doing
it together.

406
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,979
Yes, but we're
doing it so fast.

407
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,771
I don't know
if I'm ready to be
part of a couple.

408
00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:36,074
I've barely been
a single.

409
00:20:36,065 --> 00:20:38,025
Look,

410
00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:41,117
I still have
so much to learn
about who I am,

411
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,120
before I can
share my life
with someone else.

412
00:20:43,122 --> 00:20:45,122
Wait...

413
00:20:45,124 --> 00:20:48,134
Is this about Tony?
No. Of course not.

414
00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:50,207
Maybe... A little.

415
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,419
Yeah.
Brooks.

416
00:20:52,131 --> 00:20:53,871
Hey!

417
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,473
It's more
than that

418
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,968
I moved to New York
to be an actress.

419
00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:03,841
I'm still not ready
to give up
on that dream.

420
00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:06,193
And I don't
want you to.

421
00:21:06,185 --> 00:21:08,055
Once we get settled,
you can keep
pursuing acting.

422
00:21:08,057 --> 00:21:09,807
How? In Africa,

423
00:21:09,809 --> 00:21:11,149
dinner theater
is a lion

424
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:12,310
gnawing on
a gazelle carcass

425
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:15,192
in front of
a bus load of
horrified tourists.

426
00:21:16,736 --> 00:21:18,276
Well, if you had
all these doubts,

427
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,657
then why did you
say yes?

428
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:21,159
Because I love you.

429
00:21:22,992 --> 00:21:26,082
You came in
and you swept me
off my feet.

430
00:21:26,075 --> 00:21:27,745
It was like a fairy tale
come true.

431
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,578
But then,

432
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,460
when I looked
at the kids,

433
00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:35,882
I realized...
I'm just not ready
to leave them.

434
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,715
I need them and
they need me.

435
00:21:38,718 --> 00:21:42,548
And the endangered
albino warthog needs me.

436
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:46,142
If I want to do my part
to save them, then
I have to go to Africa.

437
00:21:48,187 --> 00:21:49,687
Without you.

438
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,310
I understand.

439
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,242
You have to follow
your dream, too.

440
00:21:56,235 --> 00:21:57,735
Well, I guess...

441
00:21:57,737 --> 00:22:00,197
This means our dreams
are taking us
in different directions.

442
00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:04,242
I guess so.

443
00:22:19,759 --> 00:22:22,759
I'm gonna
miss you so much.

444
00:22:22,762 --> 00:22:24,672
I'm gonna
miss you, too.

445
00:22:27,557 --> 00:22:29,017
(SNIFFLING)

446
00:22:34,183 --> 00:22:35,533
You should probably
tell the kids.

447
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,151
(ALL SHRIEKING)

448
00:22:44,904 --> 00:22:46,754
I think they
already know.

449
00:22:46,746 --> 00:22:48,076
ALL: Jessie!

450
00:22:48,077 --> 00:22:50,617
(LAUGHING)

451
00:22:55,545 --> 00:22:57,495
I'm so happy
you're staying,

452
00:22:57,497 --> 00:22:59,707
I will never
misbehave again.

453
00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:03,130
That's probably
not true.

454
00:23:04,303 --> 00:23:06,643
Jessie, I think
we all know

455
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:09,266
the real reason
you're staying.

456
00:23:09,268 --> 00:23:11,928
You've got
a bad case
of Luke fever,

457
00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:14,351
and the doctor
is in the house.

458
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:16,073
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, get, get, get...

459
00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:21,648
What we're
trying to say,
Jessie, is...

460
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,071
Thank you
for staying.

461
00:23:23,072 --> 00:23:25,452
How could I leave?
You're my family.

462
00:23:26,736 --> 00:23:28,446
We love you, Jessie.

463
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:30,158
I love you too.

464
00:23:32,992 --> 00:23:34,452
Bertram, is that
my wedding cake?

465
00:23:35,294 --> 00:23:36,384
Too soon?

466
00:23:42,211 --> 00:23:43,841
Oh, Bertie...

467
00:23:43,843 --> 00:23:45,043
Oh, no.

468
00:23:45,044 --> 00:23:48,814
(LAUGHS)
What do you say
you and I get hitched?

469
00:23:48,808 --> 00:23:50,508
(PURRING)

470
00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:52,720
I'd rather marry
that ice sculpture.

471
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:53,812
It's warmer.

472
00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:57,444
(VOCALIZING WEDDING MARCH)

473
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,146
You're going to
be lucky husband
number seven.

474
00:24:01,771 --> 00:24:05,271
What's lucky about that?
Aren't one through
six still missing?

475
00:24:05,274 --> 00:24:07,164
(LAUGHS)
Absolutely not.

476
00:24:07,156 --> 00:24:10,826
Number five is in
a storage locker
in Paramus, New Jersey.

477
00:24:12,071 --> 00:24:13,871
So...

478
00:24:13,873 --> 00:24:16,133
Would you like to
kiss the bride?

479
00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:18,076
(SHRIEKS)

480
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,788
Bull's eye.

481
00:24:20,790 --> 00:24:22,840
(COUGHS)

482
00:24:22,842 --> 00:24:24,712
Does that answer
your question?

483
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:27,594
A simple "no"
would have sufficed.

484
00:24:27,587 --> 00:24:28,587
(GRUNTS)

485
00:24:29,889 --> 00:24:30,889
Yuck.

486
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,942
Thanks, guys.
How could I ever
repay you?

487
00:24:35,935 --> 00:24:37,145
A big wad
of cash?

488
00:24:37,146 --> 00:24:38,726
Boy band
mix tapes it is.

489
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,480
That was
an amazing shot,
brother.

490
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,482
Eh, Not really.

491
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,534
I was aiming
for Bertram.