1
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Do you know
what these are?

2
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Rejection letters
from acting schools?
From agents?

3
00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:11,890
From old boyfriends?

4
00:00:11,892 --> 00:00:14,562
No, no...
And the boyfriends
usually just stop calling.

5
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No, these are bills!

6
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You guys have gone
over your allowance again

7
00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:20,640
buying ridiculous things.

8
00:00:20,641 --> 00:00:24,021
Hey, buying property
on the moon
is not ridiculous.

9
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It's beach front,
right on the sea
of tranquility.

10
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(SNICKERS)
They saw you coming.

11
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You're not much better,
young lady.

12
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Why would you buy
a real Egyptian mummy?

13
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Because when it comes
to dolls, I say,
"Go big, or go home."

14
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It's not a doll,
it's a corpse!

15
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Potato, potahto.

16
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You don't say anything
when Bertram buys
stupid opera records.

17
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Bertram can buy
whatever he wants,
no matter how weird.

18
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He is an adult.
Yeah. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

19
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When he's not acting
like a big baby.

20
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The point is,
I work hard for my money,

21
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waiting on you kids
hand and foot.

22
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Oh, may I have more
juice, please?

23
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Get it yourself,
Queen Latifah's on.

24
00:01:04,685 --> 00:01:07,025
You guys need
to appreciate
how lucky you are.

25
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I have to get a second job
just to afford a nice gift
for my dad's birthday.

26
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Second job?

27
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Don't you think
you should master
this nanny thing first?

28
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Yeah, if you were
any good at this,

29
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I wouldn't be buying
moon condos.

30
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How's this little bit
of nannying?

31
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Until the two of you
learn to use your
allowance responsibly,

32
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you're both cut off.

33
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What?
No way!

34
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You heard me.
No more extravagant
purchases!

35
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(COUNTING)
Three...Two...

36
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JESSIE: Zuri, Luke,
get out here!

37
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What were you thinking?

38
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They were sold out
of the big ones!

39
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

40
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

41
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♪ It feels like a party
every day

42
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

43
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way

44
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

45
00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:09,416
♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around

46
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground

47
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town

48
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down

49
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♪ Hey Jessie

50
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♪ Hey Jessie

51
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♪ It feels like a party
every day

52
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪

53
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Hey, Emma.

54
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Here's that lip-gloss
you wanted.

55
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Oh, thank goodness!

56
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I've been wearing
the same shade all day.

57
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And that's a problem?

58
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Uh, yeah!
I need to swap
my Morning Mauve

59
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for Midday Maroon.
I'm not an animal.

60
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Boomer here was just
telling us some
exciting news.

61
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He is going to be
reviewed by a critic
from New York City Magazine!

62
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If Beau Jones likes us,

63
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he could put us
on his top 10 list
of park restaurants.

64
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JESSIE: Mmm.
The only top 10
I've ever made before

65
00:03:04,144 --> 00:03:06,114
was the Worst
Dressed List!

66
00:03:06,106 --> 00:03:07,896
I had to put you
at Number 5.

67
00:03:07,898 --> 00:03:09,478
You insist on wearing
those hats.

68
00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,691
Speaking of sartorial
matters,

69
00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,663
Jessie, why are you
so dressed up?

70
00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:16,865
Oh, I'm going on some
job interviews today.

71
00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:19,947
I've got my eye
on a pretty pricey
birthday gift for my dad.

72
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It's a barbecue grill that
also doubles as an
amphibious landing craft!

73
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You don't want to storm
that beach on
an empty stomach.

74
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You know, if you need a job,

75
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we're looking for
another waitress here
at the Skate Building.

76
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Great! When do I start?

77
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As soon as you pass
the application process.
Hey, Emma.

78
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I need you to give
Jessie a job interview.
What?

79
00:03:38,048 --> 00:03:41,048
Ooh, yay!
Do I get to hold
the clipboard and everything?

80
00:03:42,102 --> 00:03:43,892
Sure, knock yourself out.

81
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Good luck
and stand up straight.

82
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First impressions
are important.

83
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Two hours ago,
I fished her retainer
out of the toilet.

84
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She owes me.

85
00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:56,945
Please, step into my office.

86
00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:59,527
Ooh, a corner office.
Someone's doing well.

87
00:04:00,621 --> 00:04:01,741
Name?

88
00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,572
Seriously?
Name?

89
00:04:03,574 --> 00:04:05,544
Jessie Prescott.

90
00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:08,036
Address?
The room right
next to yours?

91
00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:13,040
Hmm, interviewee
displaying signs
of sarcasm.

92
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Might be a red flag.

93
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Skills?
Acting.

94
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Jessie, I can't lie
on an official document.

95
00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:23,012
Have you ever
committed a crime?

96
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I'm considering one now.

97
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Do you have
any references?

98
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Yes. You!

99
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Okay. Hold on, let me
check in with me.

100
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Good news!
It turns out I mostly
think very highly of you

101
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Huh.

102
00:04:38,819 --> 00:04:40,449
Boomer, she's hired!

103
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Great. Welcome
to the team, Jessie.

104
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We've only got
two rules, the customer
is always right...

105
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And never stick
your hand in
the deep fryer.

106
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Who would be stupid
enough to stick their hand
in the deep fryer?

107
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Hey, it was a new watch!

108
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Bye, Mrs. Loman,
I'll give this to Jessie.

109
00:05:00,511 --> 00:05:03,091
Hey, Zuri,
where'd you get the cash?

110
00:05:03,093 --> 00:05:05,193
Becky's mom told me
to give it to Jessie

111
00:05:05,185 --> 00:05:06,595
to thank her
for the play date.

112
00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:08,557
Although,
I did all the playing.

113
00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:12,140
Ouch!
What's the matter?

114
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I think I just got an idea.

115
00:05:14,024 --> 00:05:16,034
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

116
00:05:16,026 --> 00:05:18,146
But we might have to fudge
the truth a little bit.

117
00:05:18,148 --> 00:05:20,698
You had me at fudge.
Talk to me.

118
00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:25,712
Maybe we can invite more
of your little friends over,

119
00:05:25,706 --> 00:05:27,576
say Jessie
is babysitting them,

120
00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:30,248
then pocket the cash
to make up for our
lost allowance.

121
00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:34,330
Brilliant! I've got to buy
the new Taylor Swift album.

122
00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,964
If you're one
of the first
1,000 downloads,

123
00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:40,217
you get a jar
of her actual tears!

124
00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:42,090
And Jessie's job
is so easy.

125
00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,732
All she really has to do
is detail the helicopter

126
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and make sure we stay alive.

127
00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,847
Hey, guys.
Where's Becky?

128
00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,389
Did her mom come
to pick her up?

129
00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,391
Yep. And she told me
to give you...
(CLEARS THROAT)

130
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...a big hug!

131
00:05:56,737 --> 00:05:59,527
Aw, that's sweet.
(CHUCKLES)

132
00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:01,030
But some cash
would have been nice.

133
00:06:04,905 --> 00:06:06,245
Okay, Ravi.

134
00:06:06,246 --> 00:06:09,906
I have your Adam and Eve
on a raft and I wrecked them.

135
00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:12,620
It's just diner lingo
for two scrambled eggs
on toast.

136
00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:15,423
Oh, thank goodness.
For a moment,
I was very concerned

137
00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:16,956
for a poor
shipwrecked couple

138
00:06:16,957 --> 00:06:18,917
and your impending
legal entanglements.

139
00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:23,301
Hey, Emma!
Told you I could waitress.
Pretty good, huh?

140
00:06:23,303 --> 00:06:24,773
Definitely!

141
00:06:24,765 --> 00:06:26,845
Only... Oh, never mind.

142
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No, what? Tell me.

143
00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,138
Well, we always pre-butter
the toast for our customers.

144
00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,811
Well, I've actually found
that people like to butter
their own toast.

145
00:06:33,814 --> 00:06:36,944
Oh, well, that's a nice idea,
but where does it end?

146
00:06:36,937 --> 00:06:39,937
Do you want them
to grow their own corn, too?
Milk their own chicken?

147
00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:40,940
What?

148
00:06:41,982 --> 00:06:43,322
Listen, I know
what I'm doing.

149
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I've been waitressing
a long time and...

150
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You just discovered
that toast isn't made
by fire elves.

151
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I fail to recall ordering
the side of awkwardness.

152
00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,803
What's going on
over here?

153
00:06:54,795 --> 00:06:56,745
Oh, Emma and I were
just having a little
disagreement,

154
00:06:56,747 --> 00:06:58,167
but I think now we're
on the same page.

155
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Good. Because whatever
Emma says, goes.
She's the boss.

156
00:07:01,592 --> 00:07:02,962
She's the boss?
I'm the boss?

157
00:07:03,884 --> 00:07:05,394
Claro. She has seniority.

158
00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:07,845
But I have tons
of waitressing experience!

159
00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:10,218
And Emma thinks
"seniority" is a sorority

160
00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,430
you get to join
your last year
of high school!

161
00:07:12,853 --> 00:07:14,223
I'd let you settle
this in the ring,

162
00:07:14,224 --> 00:07:16,234
but bloody noses
are bad for business.

163
00:07:16,226 --> 00:07:19,106
Emma, you're in charge.

164
00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:22,229
(GASPS) I can't believe
I get to be the boss!

165
00:07:22,232 --> 00:07:24,952
(SQUEALS) Oh, this must be
what Obama feels like!

166
00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:31,740
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

167
00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:33,702
Hey, stop!

168
00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:36,004
You'll get more air
if you jump off the piano.

169
00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:39,208
(GROANS)
Oh!

170
00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,129
(GRUNTS)

171
00:07:41,131 --> 00:07:44,251
You didn't tell me you
were inviting people over.
Who are these kids?

172
00:07:44,254 --> 00:07:45,934
Oh, these guys?

173
00:07:45,926 --> 00:07:49,086
They're, uh,
old playground buddies.

174
00:07:49,089 --> 00:07:51,589
We bonded during
the great dog poop

175
00:07:51,592 --> 00:07:54,862
in the sandbox
incident in 2011.

176
00:07:54,855 --> 00:07:59,015
Ugh... Sometimes I can
still hear the flies...

177
00:07:59,019 --> 00:08:02,439
Whatever. Just make sure
they don't interrupt
my meditation time.

178
00:08:02,442 --> 00:08:05,322
Is that what
we're calling your
fifth nap of the day?

179
00:08:05,315 --> 00:08:07,195
To repeat what
I said earlier...

180
00:08:07,197 --> 00:08:09,737
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

181
00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:12,490
Zuri, why is our
apartment filled
with children?

182
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,292
Is this yet another party
I was not invited to?

183
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,746
No, it's just that...

184
00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:22,039
Hanging out with little kids
makes me feel young again.

185
00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:24,722
I haven't felt this alive
since preschool!

186
00:08:25,966 --> 00:08:28,336
Uh-huh.
So Luke,

187
00:08:28,338 --> 00:08:31,008
why are you hanging out
with all these kids?

188
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,681
I'm, uh...

189
00:08:33,934 --> 00:08:35,194
Tutoring them.

190
00:08:36,346 --> 00:08:38,226
Really? Spell tutor.

191
00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:43,100
T-o-o...

192
00:08:43,944 --> 00:08:46,284
Don't hurt yourself.

193
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,236
We're baby-sitting
these kids to make
some extra cash.

194
00:08:49,239 --> 00:08:53,109
What kind of people
would entrust you two
with their children?

195
00:08:53,113 --> 00:08:56,043
They don't trust us,
they trust Jessie.

196
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,956
She just doesn't happen
to know about it

197
00:08:57,958 --> 00:09:00,158
because we're
untrustworthy.

198
00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,580
Well, count me in.
I, too, could use
some mad cheddar.

199
00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,554
Mr. Kipling needs
a new fang brush.

200
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,085
So for once you're not
going to be a snitchy
McSnitch?

201
00:09:09,089 --> 00:09:11,549
Hey, I can be
a bad boy if I choose.

202
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,971
I once told Jessie
I made my bed

203
00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:16,104
when all I did
was straighten the comforter.

204
00:09:16,096 --> 00:09:18,476
The sheets underneath
were all willy-nilly!

205
00:09:19,179 --> 00:09:20,809
(SIGHS)

206
00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:24,861
Phew! It feels good
to finally get that
off my chest.

207
00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:27,235
These kids are gonna
tear you apart.

208
00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:31,190
(BELL RINGS)

209
00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,035
(HISSES)

210
00:09:37,658 --> 00:09:39,038
What?

211
00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:40,409
Here at The Empire
Skate Building,

212
00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:43,040
it's our policy to only
carry two plates at a time.

213
00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:44,763
That way you're less
likely to drop them.

214
00:09:44,755 --> 00:09:46,505
Wasn't that policy
only instituted

215
00:09:46,506 --> 00:09:49,296
because you kept
tripping over pigeons?

216
00:09:49,299 --> 00:09:52,129
Only because the pigeons
keep ignoring my
no pigeon policy.

217
00:09:57,477 --> 00:09:58,847
(HISSES)

218
00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:02,059
Is there another problem
or have you sprung a leak?

219
00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:05,732
Well, you're supposed
to serve on the right,
clear from the left.

220
00:10:05,726 --> 00:10:08,686
Says who?
Edna Cumberbatch's
Big Book of Manners.

221
00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:10,899
Honestly, it's like
you never went
to finishing school.

222
00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,861
I didn't go
to finishing school.

223
00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,373
Really? Well, that
explains a lot.

224
00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:20,117
Emma, sweetie,
maybe you should cool it

225
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,790
with the micro-managing.

226
00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:24,842
Jessie, Boomer
put me in charge.

227
00:10:24,835 --> 00:10:26,415
This is a really important
week for him,

228
00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:28,206
with the New York
City Magazine critic coming,

229
00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,128
and I am not going
to let him down.

230
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,670
Yes, but not everything
has to be perfect.

231
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,643
With that attitude
you'll never win
Employee of the Month.

232
00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:40,558
You only won because
you were the only employee!

233
00:10:42,222 --> 00:10:45,192
Employee clearly
jealous of supervisor.

234
00:10:45,185 --> 00:10:47,065
Although who can
blame employee.

235
00:10:49,029 --> 00:10:51,649
Just one more week.
I'm doing this
for my dad,

236
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,981
it'll be over soon.

237
00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:55,413
(HISSES)

238
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,155
That's it, I'm taking
a bathroom break.

239
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,737
You just took one
10 minutes ago.

240
00:10:58,739 --> 00:11:00,279
Yes, but I forgot
to bang my head

241
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,540
against the wall
and count to 10.

242
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,543
(PIGEONS COOING)

243
00:11:04,544 --> 00:11:06,174
(SHRIEKS)

244
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,126
(HISSES) Gotta watch
those pigeons.
(CLICKS PEN)

245
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,292
Quit it, you rug rats!

246
00:11:15,095 --> 00:11:16,675
And you two!

247
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,966
Were you born
in a barn?

248
00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,889
One day I hope
you have kids

249
00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:23,221
who are just as
horrible as you are!

250
00:11:24,805 --> 00:11:27,225
Oh, no.
I'm turning into Jessie!

251
00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:33,980
I'm guessing arts
and crafts
isn't going so well.

252
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:37,164
So many stickers!

253
00:11:38,618 --> 00:11:40,408
(CHILDREN SHRIEKING)
It's a stampede!

254
00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,240
Run for your lives!
(SHRIEKS)

255
00:11:42,242 --> 00:11:43,992
What do we do?

256
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,884
I do not know,
but if there is
running involved,

257
00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:47,086
I am doomed!
ZURI: No!

258
00:11:47,087 --> 00:11:49,207
(ALL SHRIEKING)

259
00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:52,211
Have a nice day.

260
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,633
Oh, hello!

261
00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:56,104
Welcome to the Empire
Skate Building.

262
00:11:56,096 --> 00:11:58,216
Would you like to try
our Empire Skate Steak?

263
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,218
Or maybe our
Statue of Rib-erties?

264
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,470
Maybe a Hamptons
Ham-wich?
Please, stop me.

265
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,484
Actually, I'm a vegetarian.

266
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,056
I believe Earth's
creatures have souls.

267
00:12:09,059 --> 00:12:11,479
Well, I'm a Texan.
I believe
Earth's creatures

268
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,111
taste great
in a hickory glaze.
Hmm.

269
00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:16,914
But can I go ahead
and get you one
of our famous veggie burgers?

270
00:12:16,907 --> 00:12:18,317
Groovy.

271
00:12:18,318 --> 00:12:20,238
All right.
I'll be back
in a New York minute.

272
00:12:22,662 --> 00:12:24,032
Quick staff meeting?
(STARTLED GASP)
Ah!

273
00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:27,125
You didn't write
that order down.

274
00:12:27,127 --> 00:12:28,917
Oh, I know.
I never forget anything.

275
00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:30,669
You forgot Ravi
at that gas station.

276
00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:32,670
I still don't know how.
I don't even have a car!

277
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,675
Write it down.

278
00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:38,256
I don't need to.

279
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,678
You have to do
what I say.
I'm your boss!

280
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,380
No, I don't!
Despite that nametag
you ordered

281
00:12:42,382 --> 00:12:43,842
that says,
"Jessie's Boss!"

282
00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:46,274
(SIZZLES)

283
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,186
That's it!
I'm writing you up!

284
00:12:48,188 --> 00:12:51,018
Oh, good. I can't wait
for another eloquent
performance review

285
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,061
that includes
the sentence,

286
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,203
"Employee has a tendency
to be a meanie."
(EXASPERATED SIGH)

287
00:12:57,697 --> 00:12:59,607
You just can't stand
the fact that for once

288
00:12:59,609 --> 00:13:00,699
you're not
the one in charge.

289
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,320
No, I just can't stand
The fact that

290
00:13:02,322 --> 00:13:04,782
the one in charge
is on a gigantic power trip!

291
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,714
The only power trip
I've ever been on

292
00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:08,246
was a power boat
tour of Capri!

293
00:13:08,248 --> 00:13:10,328
Well, I wish you were
there now!
(GASPS)

294
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:14,040
That's not very nice!
It's the off-season!

295
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,304
Uh, sorry to interrupt,
but there's no ketchup.

296
00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:20,128
(SLAMS)
I'm sorry, she's new.

297
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,130
I'm sorry.
She's crazy with power.

298
00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:25,022
Ladies, shouldn't we
all take a deep breath
and meditate on this?

299
00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:26,475
Mind your own business!
Mind your own business!

300
00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:32,691
(SPITS OUT)

301
00:13:32,692 --> 00:13:34,392
This is an old dishrag!

302
00:13:34,394 --> 00:13:37,154
I know, but it's not
nice to say when
she's standing right there.

303
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,319
I'm so sorry.
She distracted me!

304
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:45,541
I wasn't distracting,
I was supervising.
Which you obviously need!

305
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:48,325
(GASPS) Hot! Burning!
Tongue melting!

306
00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,159
This is not ketchup,
it's hot sauce!

307
00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:53,871
Well, they're both red!
How am I supposed
to know the difference?

308
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:57,304
Only one of them
has a flaming skull on it!

309
00:13:57,297 --> 00:14:00,007
Maybe you should
write yourself up.
Stop it!

310
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,920
I'm writing you both up!

311
00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:05,772
With a bummer of a review
in New York City Magazine!
(EMMA GASPS)

312
00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:07,345
You're Beau Jones?

313
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,637
(STUTTERS) Um,
I don't suppose
I can interest you

314
00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:11,019
in a free dessert?

315
00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:13,101
Something a little less
dishrag-y?

316
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,403
Not in this life,
or the next!

317
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,526
Well...

318
00:14:17,527 --> 00:14:20,067
Maybe, uh,
I could change
your mind?

319
00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:22,070
Are you trying to bribe me?

320
00:14:22,072 --> 00:14:24,242
With $2 in a paper clip?

321
00:14:25,745 --> 00:14:27,075
No.

322
00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:31,578
I haven't experienced
such a rotten
dining environment

323
00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:33,701
since the Roadkill
Roadhouse!

324
00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:36,423
And at least they served
a pretty good veggie possum!

325
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:42,129
Whoa, that guy
did not look happy.

326
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,172
Good thing he left before
the reviewer got here.

327
00:14:44,714 --> 00:14:46,934
Uh, Boomer...

328
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,767
I have something
to tell you.

329
00:14:48,768 --> 00:14:51,968
But before I do,
I want you to take
a deep breath and remember...

330
00:14:51,972 --> 00:14:54,222
It was all Jessie's fault!

331
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:55,944
Did you hurt your back
throwing me under that bus?

332
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,437
Okay, the thing is...

333
00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:01,779
Um, that kind of
was the reviewer.

334
00:15:01,781 --> 00:15:02,901
What?

335
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,862
We're really sorry,
Boomer.

336
00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:06,334
(YELLS ANGRILY)
(GASPS)

337
00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:09,447
(GROWLS)

338
00:15:09,449 --> 00:15:10,909
(PANTS HEAVILY)

339
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,030
I'm scared. He just made
a smoothie with his hands.

340
00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:19,298
(CHILDREN CLAMORING)

341
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,091
Hey!

342
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:25,723
Do not tamper
with my siblings' photos!

343
00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:28,635
Although I do look
rather dashing
with that goatee.

344
00:15:29,599 --> 00:15:30,929
(GROANS)
Oh!

345
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,850
Hey, no swinging
on things!

346
00:15:33,853 --> 00:15:37,483
That includes curtains,
and Bertram's nose hairs!

347
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:39,017
(CHILDREN YELLING)

348
00:15:39,019 --> 00:15:40,109
(PLAYING PIANO)

349
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,690
(GRUNTS)

350
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:47,783
Kids are monsters!
Why do people
keep having them?

351
00:15:47,777 --> 00:15:51,157
This is the horror that
happens when one goes
to the dark side!

352
00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:54,871
I knew that unmade bed
was a slippery slope!

353
00:15:54,874 --> 00:15:57,424
Ravi, it's not
our fault.
It's Zuri's!

354
00:15:57,417 --> 00:16:01,207
What? You're the one
who talked me into this!

355
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,631
Why would you listen to me?
I have horrible ideas!

356
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:06,473
I bought property
on the moon,
and an 8-foot rooster!

357
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,046
(YELLS)
Calm down!

358
00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:12,589
We can fix this.
We just need a plan.

359
00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,052
Ooh, light bulb!

360
00:16:14,054 --> 00:16:16,064
Using common
household appliances,

361
00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:18,306
perhaps we can create
an electromagnetic
force field...

362
00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:20,598
Dessert
on the terrace!

363
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,230
(CHILDREN YELLING EXCITEDLY)

364
00:16:25,065 --> 00:16:26,485
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!

365
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,236
Lock the door!
Okay, okay!

366
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,028
Got it.
It worked!
(PANTING)

367
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:31,990
And no one got hurt!

368
00:16:33,113 --> 00:16:35,423
Help me!
Help me!

369
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,997
I'm hungry. You?
I could eat.

370
00:16:41,081 --> 00:16:43,041
(GROANING)

371
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,086
I feel really bad
for ruining Boomer's review.

372
00:16:49,089 --> 00:16:52,629
I wish there was a way
we could fix things.
Me, too.

373
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:54,182
Do you think Boomer
is over it yet?

374
00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:56,104
(SOBBING)

375
00:16:57,557 --> 00:17:00,847
Well, his sobs are
a little further apart.

376
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,270
(SOBBING IN SPANISH)

377
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,026
Hey, look!
Is that Beau Jones?

378
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,988
Eating that veggie dog?

379
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,150
Come on, let's go!

380
00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:15,963
Airy ambiance,
fast service...

381
00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:18,655
But I'm going to have
to mark you down
for the mold, man.

382
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:20,618
We both know
this isn't blue cheese.

383
00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:24,712
Oh, no, not you two.

384
00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:27,054
After all your arguing,
my spirit guide said

385
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,006
my chakras
were all squirrelly.

386
00:17:29,008 --> 00:17:32,168
Although, that's pretty
typical, since my
spirit guide is a squirrel.

387
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,313
Please, just give us
a second chance.

388
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,135
Boomer deserves to be
in the Top Ten
Park restaurants.

389
00:17:38,138 --> 00:17:40,478
Don't punish him
just because I messed up.

390
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,770
No, Jessie,
it was my fault.

391
00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:44,982
I'm the manager.
Exactly.

392
00:17:44,984 --> 00:17:48,074
Boomer put you in charge,
and I should have
respected that.

393
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,687
And I shouldn't have been
on such a power trip.

394
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:53,110
I guess I just got
carried away.

395
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:57,583
You know, I'm used
to thinking of you
as just a little kid, but...

396
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:01,037
You're actually growing
into a really responsible,
mature adult.

397
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,082
And I'm proud of you.

398
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,173
You are?
I am.

399
00:18:07,207 --> 00:18:09,167
Aw, I feel like
Earth Mother

400
00:18:09,169 --> 00:18:13,089
is cradling my chi energy
in her cosmic vibrations!

401
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,602
Um, is that a good thing
or should we call you
a doctor?

402
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,766
It's a beautiful thing!

403
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:22,268
Clearly I was wrong
about the Empire Skate
Building wait staff.

404
00:18:22,272 --> 00:18:24,272
So does this mean
you'll give us
a second chance?

405
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:27,284
Does an Ashtanga yogi
seek nirvana
in Shavasana?

406
00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:30,648
Oh, okay.

407
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:32,150
You know, I think
he means yes.

408
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,282
Oh, yay!

409
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,414
(BOTH SHRIEK IN GLEE)

410
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,736
You know this celebration
time is coming out
of your break, right?

411
00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:39,868
Yeah, I figured!

412
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,166
Uh-oh.

413
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,088
Zuri and Chubby
must have had one
of their "disagreements."

414
00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:51,959
When will they learn
to share the remote?

415
00:18:53,343 --> 00:18:55,563
(CHILDREN YELLING)
Whoa, whoa!

416
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,852
Ravi, who are
all these kids?

417
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,614
Uh, what kids?

418
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,480
Uh-oh.

419
00:19:12,532 --> 00:19:14,032
Yeah, uh-oh.

420
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:16,333
Somebody better tell me
where all these
children came from.

421
00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:20,076
Jessie, isn't that a talk
you should have had
with your dad?

422
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,200
Start explaining.

423
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,093
And please don't tell me
an alien ship liberated
a daycare center

424
00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:27,625
and dumped
the cargo off here.

425
00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:31,127
Scratch that
excuse off the list.

426
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:34,250
(SIGHS) Okay, well,
to earn a little money,

427
00:19:34,254 --> 00:19:38,014
we may have told these
kids' parents that you
were baby-sitting them.

428
00:19:38,007 --> 00:19:39,177
Say what?

429
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,258
But it was only because
you took away
all our allowance!

430
00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:43,641
What were we
supposed to do when
we couldn't buy stuff?

431
00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:46,023
Gee, I don't know,
hang out in
your penthouse

432
00:19:46,015 --> 00:19:49,305
filled with state-of-the-art
toys, a bowling alley,
and an indoor go-cart track?

433
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,770
Hindsight is always 20-20.

434
00:19:54,574 --> 00:19:56,164
And you, Ravi?

435
00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:59,195
I expect this kind of
behavior from them.
But you?

436
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,578
A man can only be
around evil so long

437
00:20:01,581 --> 00:20:04,951
before it colors
his own actions.
Deepak Chopra.

438
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,174
Really?
No! I made it up!

439
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,246
How do I escape
this web of lies?

440
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,830
Jessie, we're sorry.

441
00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:15,212
It turns out
your job's a lot harder
than we thought.

442
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,054
Ah, so one afternoon
of baby-sitting

443
00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:18,926
showed you what
the twitch in my
right eye couldn't?

444
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,010
Is that a random tandem?

445
00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:27,062
It's not our fault.
No one could
control these kids!

446
00:20:28,057 --> 00:20:29,147
(WHISTLES)

447
00:20:29,148 --> 00:20:31,148
Everyone into
the screening room!

448
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,270
(CLAPS)
Quick march!

449
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,773
And if I hear one more
peep out of you,

450
00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:36,034
you'll lose
the ability to peep!

451
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:38,857
Wow!

452
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:40,698
You are good.

453
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,200
And we were very,
very bad.

454
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,922
So please, take all
the money we made,

455
00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:48,415
and use it to buy
the gift for your father.

456
00:20:48,418 --> 00:20:51,418
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

457
00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:54,711
I think a simple
apology would do it.

458
00:20:54,714 --> 00:20:57,764
Followed by handing you
all the money we made.

459
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:02,007
Aw, thanks guys.
You're so sweet.

460
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,221
But you know you're still
grounded until you graduate.

461
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,313
So...

462
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,305
Forever?

463
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,477
By the way,
where's Bertram?

464
00:21:09,479 --> 00:21:11,019
(GASPS)

465
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,600
ALL: Oh, oh!

466
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:18,275
(PANTS)
I think I'm allergic
to wool.

467
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,277
(SNEEZES)
And children.

468
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,700
(SOBBING)

469
00:21:24,454 --> 00:21:27,004
"...so The Empire
Skate Building
makes my Top Ten List,

470
00:21:26,996 --> 00:21:31,166
"not just for the great food,
but for the caring
family atmosphere.

471
00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:33,210
"It may not be perfect,
but what family is?"

472
00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:35,122
Aw!
(CHUCKLES)

473
00:21:35,124 --> 00:21:37,304
So not only did you
get your great review,

474
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,126
but I made enough money
to buy my dad that
amphibious grill.

475
00:21:40,129 --> 00:21:42,219
Plus the inflatable
oven mitts that
double as floaties.

476
00:21:44,013 --> 00:21:45,813
I'm really going to miss
having you work here, Jessie.

477
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,225
Aside from almost
crushing my
professional dreams,

478
00:21:48,227 --> 00:21:50,267
you were a great waitress.

479
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,979
Now luckily, a part of Jessie
will always stay here,

480
00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:55,142
because I made you
Employee of the Month!

481
00:21:55,144 --> 00:21:57,784
(GASPS)
Emma, I'm honored!

482
00:21:57,777 --> 00:21:59,567
Was I really your
favorite employee?

483
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:02,069
Well, you were my
only employee.

484
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,071
I voted for Emma again.
But congrats.

485
00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:06,995
Look, Jessie.

486
00:22:06,996 --> 00:22:08,076
Ta-da!

487
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,790
Did you have to use
my driver's license photo?

488
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,923
Good thing I always
carry my headshot with me.