1 00:00:07,438 --> 00:00:08,538 (SHATTERING) 2 00:00:08,539 --> 00:00:11,709 Whoa! They weren't kidding when they marked that thing "fragile." 3 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:12,712 (VIDEO GAME SOUNDS BLARING) 4 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:15,654 Luke, this video game thing is becoming obsessive. 5 00:00:15,646 --> 00:00:19,546 Yeah. We were in the park for two hours, and you never looked up. 6 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:23,750 He stood still for so long, a Chihuahua mistook him for a fire hydrant. 7 00:00:24,555 --> 00:00:27,225 Could've been worse. It could've been a Great Dane. 8 00:00:28,259 --> 00:00:30,559 Hey, Tony, I'm diggin' the new epaulets. 9 00:00:31,302 --> 00:00:32,562 Very commanding. 10 00:00:32,803 --> 00:00:35,713 Thanks for noticing! I'm glad somebody did. 11 00:00:36,167 --> 00:00:37,737 Hey, I noticed when you switched your hair gel 12 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:40,668 from Super Hold to Concrete Coiffure. 13 00:00:40,671 --> 00:00:43,611 Only 'cause you borrowed it to re-glue the fender onto Zuri's bike. 14 00:00:44,215 --> 00:00:45,775 Cool Power Pony decals, by the way. 15 00:00:45,776 --> 00:00:47,576 I've got the same ones on my luggage cart. 16 00:00:48,079 --> 00:00:49,179 (JESSIE SCOFFS) 17 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:50,650 You watch Power Ponies? 18 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:54,051 ♪ In a beautiful kingdom by the sea 19 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,534 ♪ Lives the prettiest pony you ever did see 20 00:00:56,527 --> 00:00:58,827 ♪ She can talk and fly and do karaoke 21 00:00:58,829 --> 00:01:01,589 ♪ And her pony pals are sold separately ♪ 22 00:01:04,595 --> 00:01:06,335 I wish if I could break up with you again. 23 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,539 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 24 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:11,701 (VIDEO GAME SOUNDS BLARING) 25 00:01:17,508 --> 00:01:20,508 This would be oddly soothing, if I did not have to tinkle. 26 00:01:22,553 --> 00:01:24,863 Don't worry, I've to do laundry anyway. 27 00:01:26,317 --> 00:01:29,387 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 28 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:32,760 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 29 00:01:32,763 --> 00:01:36,633 ♪ It feels like a party every day 30 00:01:36,627 --> 00:01:40,127 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 31 00:01:40,131 --> 00:01:43,671 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 32 00:01:43,674 --> 00:01:46,844 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 33 00:01:46,837 --> 00:01:50,637 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 34 00:01:50,641 --> 00:01:54,291 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 35 00:01:54,285 --> 00:01:58,185 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 36 00:01:58,189 --> 00:02:01,589 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 37 00:02:01,592 --> 00:02:05,232 ♪ Hey Jessie 38 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:08,596 ♪ Hey Jessie 39 00:02:08,599 --> 00:02:12,429 ♪ It feels like a party every day 40 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:16,243 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 41 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,540 Wow, my psychology textbook says 42 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:24,552 women who never marry are more likely to be high achievers. 43 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,545 That's great news for Jessie! 44 00:02:27,478 --> 00:02:28,778 Jessie is a catch. 45 00:02:28,779 --> 00:02:31,679 I'm sure she'll find someone wonderful. 46 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,393 That's really sweet of you to say. 47 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,325 Are you feeling okay? 48 00:02:36,687 --> 00:02:38,657 Better than okay. 49 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,559 I'm in love with love. 50 00:02:43,494 --> 00:02:45,604 Does my little sister have a crush? 51 00:02:45,836 --> 00:02:47,566 Maybe. 52 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,638 Yes! 53 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:52,370 He's older, super nice, 54 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,713 and he looks so handsome in his uniform. 55 00:02:55,606 --> 00:02:57,646 Uniform? Who is he? 56 00:02:57,908 --> 00:02:59,308 Wouldn't you like to know? 57 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:01,280 Yes, that's why I'm asking! 58 00:03:02,613 --> 00:03:05,223 JESSIE: No more video games, you need a new hobby. 59 00:03:05,456 --> 00:03:07,586 But I don't need dance lessons! 60 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:10,358 What's next, a class on how to be cool and good-looking? 61 00:03:11,622 --> 00:03:13,862 Okay, trust me, someday you'll thank me for this. 62 00:03:13,864 --> 00:03:15,434 And so will your thumbs. 63 00:03:17,568 --> 00:03:18,728 (GRUNTING) 64 00:03:21,732 --> 00:03:22,772 Uh, Mr. McNichol? 65 00:03:23,234 --> 00:03:25,414 Ah... (CHUCKLING) 66 00:03:26,637 --> 00:03:29,677 So you're familiar with me and my international reputation 67 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,210 as an innovative dance artiste? 68 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,742 Of course... (CHUCKLES) 69 00:03:33,744 --> 00:03:35,724 Also, I found your coupon on the bus. 70 00:03:37,348 --> 00:03:39,648 That's expired. You'll have to pay full price. 71 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:41,851 No problem. Yeah. 72 00:03:41,852 --> 00:03:43,592 And speaking of problems, this is, Luke. 73 00:03:46,597 --> 00:03:49,797 Nice to meet you, although I doubt there's anything you can teach me. 74 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 (CHUCKLES) 75 00:04:00,411 --> 00:04:02,541 I'd applaud, but I'm paralyzed with delight! 76 00:04:02,773 --> 00:04:03,973 (CHUCKLES) 77 00:04:03,974 --> 00:04:06,684 Finally, a student who is talented! 78 00:04:06,677 --> 00:04:07,817 (CHUCKLES) 79 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,719 Oh, please. I've accepted it, why can't you? 80 00:04:12,723 --> 00:04:15,833 Although, your technique could use some tinkering. 81 00:04:15,826 --> 00:04:18,756 Now, watch and learn as I demonstrate 82 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:19,929 my trademark move! 83 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:22,030 A-five, six, seven, eight, one, two... (SCREAMING) 84 00:04:22,032 --> 00:04:23,762 Man down! Man down! 85 00:04:24,835 --> 00:04:28,335 Which part was the trademark, the collapsing or the shrieking? 86 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,699 I don't know, just applaud. 87 00:04:34,305 --> 00:04:36,675 That wasn't the move! I have a chronic knee injury! 88 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,747 Dance stole my heart, 89 00:04:38,749 --> 00:04:40,609 and then shattered my knee. 90 00:04:41,852 --> 00:04:44,792 Treasure your cartilage while you can. 91 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,285 (WHIMPERS) 92 00:04:47,057 --> 00:04:48,587 He's weird and I am leaving. 93 00:04:51,422 --> 00:04:53,322 They're cute and I am staying. 94 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,666 Thanks for helping me with my psychology homework. 95 00:04:58,028 --> 00:05:00,828 Now I'm going to give you a pink blot test. 96 00:05:00,831 --> 00:05:02,871 You mean "ink blot" test. 97 00:05:02,873 --> 00:05:04,713 Not the way I do it! 98 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,607 What you see in these blots will help reveal your inner feelings. 99 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,340 Emma. Emma. 100 00:05:11,342 --> 00:05:13,582 I am too sophisticated for this test. 101 00:05:13,584 --> 00:05:16,394 All I will see is a meaningless blob. 102 00:05:17,588 --> 00:05:19,018 Let's try anyway. 103 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,920 What do you see? 104 00:05:21,692 --> 00:05:24,902 (TEARFULLY) A lonely boy, ostracized in the cafeteria. 105 00:05:26,957 --> 00:05:29,797 He desperately waits for the bell to ring, 106 00:05:31,061 --> 00:05:34,031 as he eats his lunch behind the milk station. 107 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,936 Huh. Luke said, it looked like a cheerleader doing a handstand. 108 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:41,870 Did it make him cry, too? 109 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,753 You know, psychology is supes useful. 110 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,475 Like with Zuri. She's got her first crush, 111 00:05:46,477 --> 00:05:47,977 and now I can give her expert advice! 112 00:05:48,419 --> 00:05:51,849 What do these tragic blots have to do with Zuri's percolating hormones? 113 00:05:52,823 --> 00:05:55,363 I don't know yet. I'm only on Chapter 1. 114 00:05:57,628 --> 00:06:01,688 Hey, Emma, I've decided to tell you-know-who about you-know-what. 115 00:06:01,692 --> 00:06:04,132 (GASPING) Really? Oh, please tell me who he is! 116 00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:06,904 You're not getting it out of me that easily. 117 00:06:06,897 --> 00:06:09,837 But I'll give you one more hint. 118 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,900 His name starts with a T. 119 00:06:11,902 --> 00:06:14,682 Tennessee Williams, celebrated playwright! 120 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,577 Sorry, do I get one more hint? 121 00:06:19,550 --> 00:06:21,010 No. I'm out of here. 122 00:06:21,752 --> 00:06:24,692 Ooh, and I'm taking this picture of Reba with me! 123 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,118 So we know this guy is older, 124 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,490 wears a uniform, and his name starts with a T. 125 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,534 (GASPING) Do you know what that means? 126 00:06:36,527 --> 00:06:37,967 Zuri is in love with Tony! 127 00:06:38,529 --> 00:06:42,569 Ooh! Tony and Zuri? Now that is cray cray! 128 00:06:44,074 --> 00:06:46,644 Oh, no! If Tony handles this badly, 129 00:06:46,637 --> 00:06:50,607 it could mean permanent emotional damage for Zuri. What do I do? 130 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,411 Might I suggest reading Chapter 2? 131 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:57,545 Huh. I really do not see the cheerleader. 132 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,919 Ah, there she is! 133 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,904 (TEARFULLY) But she looks so lonely. 134 00:07:07,758 --> 00:07:11,798 She has been cut from the cheerleading squad, 135 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:14,432 and dumped by her boyfriend, Brock... (SOBBING) 136 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,636 LUKE: Man, I love dancing. 137 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,838 I've got two more hours of practice before bed. 138 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,740 (CHUCKLES) Wait, wait, wait! Homework first, then hobbies! 139 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,454 Wow, I'm on a roll! 140 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,845 I should try to get Zuri to eat a vegetable! 141 00:07:28,719 --> 00:07:32,579 Oh, I, uh, don't do homework anymore. 142 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:34,023 I'm a dancer now. 143 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,594 What? Who told you dancers don't do homework? 144 00:07:36,927 --> 00:07:40,227 Phil did. He said I should eat, sleep and breathe "the dance." 145 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:44,741 So when do you do "the homework" and clean "the room"? 146 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:48,496 Hey, you're the one who told me that if I put in the effort, 147 00:07:48,499 --> 00:07:50,239 I'd be thanking you, and you were right! 148 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,540 Thanks for getting homework out of my life forever! 149 00:07:54,545 --> 00:07:55,675 (SIGHS) My job would be so much easier 150 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,176 if it weren't for all these kids. 151 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,052 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 152 00:08:13,023 --> 00:08:15,533 Phil, I need to talk to you. Ah! 153 00:08:15,526 --> 00:08:18,096 Oh, Jessie! Thank you for visiting. We don't allow visitors. 154 00:08:20,631 --> 00:08:23,701 Did you tell Luke he doesn't have to clean his room or do his homework? 155 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,514 Or brush his teeth. Yes, I did. 156 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,976 Yeah? Have you smelled his breath lately? 157 00:08:26,977 --> 00:08:29,907 It's like the inside of a decaying, garlic-loving cat. 158 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,280 (SNAPS FINGER) Look! (MUSIC CEASES) 159 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:36,092 That boy is brilliant, and his breath is only gonna be an issue for the front row. 160 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:40,248 Now, thank you for the gift that is Luke, 161 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:41,790 but you need to go. Come on. 162 00:08:42,753 --> 00:08:45,703 You know what? I will go, and I'm taking "the gift" with me. 163 00:08:45,696 --> 00:08:49,026 No, no, You can't! He's going to put my dance studio on the map! 164 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,829 Well, if he doesn't do his homework he won't be able to spell map. 165 00:08:53,203 --> 00:08:54,743 Luke, we're leaving. (LAUGHING) 166 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:56,806 No! I don't want to leave! 167 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,607 Sorry, but my mind is made up. 168 00:08:59,209 --> 00:09:02,609 Nanny! Wait! Do that again! 169 00:09:04,715 --> 00:09:05,675 Do what again? 170 00:09:05,676 --> 00:09:07,116 That dramatic turn. 171 00:09:08,579 --> 00:09:10,149 (GASPING) 172 00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:16,163 Such regal posture, such swan-like grace! 173 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,886 Obviously, you've danced before. 174 00:09:17,888 --> 00:09:21,758 (CHUCKLES) Well, I don't mean to brag, but I was on drill team. 175 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,592 (GASPING) There was a whole thing 176 00:09:23,594 --> 00:09:25,074 in the school paper about it. 177 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,165 You probably didn't see it. 178 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,296 No, no, no. 179 00:09:27,297 --> 00:09:30,697 Well, I didn't have to. You're a natural danseuse. 180 00:09:32,302 --> 00:09:36,752 I want, nay, I need you to join this class, 181 00:09:36,747 --> 00:09:38,007 and perform with us on Saturday 182 00:09:38,008 --> 00:09:39,978 when we compete on a live episode of 183 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,750 Seriously, You Call That Dancing? 184 00:09:44,715 --> 00:09:46,655 Seriously? ...You Call That Dancing? 185 00:09:46,657 --> 00:09:49,287 Yes, that's the full title. Please keep up. 186 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,819 That's my favorite show of all time! 187 00:09:50,821 --> 00:09:53,861 Me, too! And now, now that I have Luke, 188 00:09:53,864 --> 00:09:55,234 and you, of course, 189 00:09:55,225 --> 00:09:56,795 I'm going to win! 190 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,067 You mean we're going to win! 191 00:09:58,068 --> 00:10:00,598 Oh! I can't wait to brag about this at the drill team reunion! 192 00:10:00,831 --> 00:10:02,071 (PANT RIPPING) Oh. 193 00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:05,143 (CLEARS THROAT) I really hope that ripping noise was my pants. 194 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,808 Tony, we need to talk to you about a secret admirer. 195 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:14,341 Yes, a young lady in the building is quite taken with you. 196 00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:16,794 Is this about Mrs. Felton in 14D? 197 00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:18,217 With the constant prune deliveries? 198 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:23,620 She's not exactly "young." I think she went to prom with Abe Lincoln. 199 00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:26,655 No! It's Zuri. 200 00:10:26,657 --> 00:10:30,397 Zuri? No way! Why would little Zuri have a crush on me? 201 00:10:31,101 --> 00:10:34,631 Well, for starters, you enjoy the same cartoons. 202 00:10:35,866 --> 00:10:37,066 They are not cartoons. 203 00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:39,007 They are animated musical extravaganzas. 204 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:41,940 Those ponies are artists. 205 00:10:43,013 --> 00:10:44,113 You need to be careful, 206 00:10:44,114 --> 00:10:47,224 because my psychology textbook says Zuri is at a very delicate age, 207 00:10:47,217 --> 00:10:49,647 when rejection could affect her for the rest of her life. 208 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,720 Oh, no. Okay... What should I do? 209 00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:54,423 Just make sure to let Zuri down easy, 210 00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:57,294 so she won't end up and living alone and feeding 30 cats! 211 00:10:58,288 --> 00:11:00,058 That would be horrible! 212 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,761 If you think that is bad, you should see Emma's blots. 213 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,074 They are sparkly tableaus of misery. 214 00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:11,799 Pop, step, swing, zsa, zsa. 215 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:13,302 I forgot a zsa! Zsa. 216 00:11:14,444 --> 00:11:16,214 I love it. I should've put a ring on it. 217 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:17,746 (BOTH LAUGHING) 218 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:22,781 We need to talk, missy! 219 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:26,193 Why did you leave me a to-do list of your jobs? 220 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,256 So it would be easier for you to do them? 221 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,159 No, no. I'm not covering all your duties 222 00:11:31,161 --> 00:11:33,321 just so you can rehearse for your little recital. 223 00:11:33,764 --> 00:11:35,374 Hey, it's just three more days. 224 00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:37,465 Then you can get back to your strict whining schedule. 225 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,768 Bertram, what are you doing here? 226 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,800 Taking both of you out of this class! 227 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,783 I'm calling your parents and pulling the plug on this whole thing. 228 00:11:45,776 --> 00:11:48,706 How many meddlesome servants does this boy have? 229 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,480 Okay, let's not be hasty. 230 00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:53,241 I'm staying here! 231 00:11:53,243 --> 00:11:55,823 You're going home. And you need a breath mint. 232 00:11:56,787 --> 00:11:58,447 Man servant, wait! 233 00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:00,749 Do that again please. 234 00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:02,421 What? This? 235 00:12:03,854 --> 00:12:04,904 (GASPING) 236 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,956 That was poetry in motion. 237 00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:10,429 It was? Yes! 238 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,332 Usually he's poetry napping on the couch. 239 00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:17,766 PHIL: One, two, three and four. (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 240 00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:19,308 (GROANS) Whoa! 241 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,310 Now I know why they call them tights. 242 00:12:23,774 --> 00:12:26,324 Wow, Phil must really need more students. 243 00:12:26,817 --> 00:12:28,017 (PANTING) 244 00:12:28,018 --> 00:12:30,118 (CHUCKLES) This is fun! 245 00:12:32,022 --> 00:12:33,822 Should my arm be tingling? 246 00:12:35,826 --> 00:12:37,356 Quiet! Between your panting, 247 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,827 your erratic heartbeat, and your thighs slapping, I can't hear my cue! 248 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,203 Okay, this is it, people. 249 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,495 In 20 minutes, we're going to be on live TV. 250 00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:49,137 (APPLAUDING) 251 00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:51,069 There's actually a 10-second delay. 252 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,471 Last year a group of little girls called Sparkle Motion 253 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,813 got nervous and vomited in perfect unison. 254 00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:59,107 Talented children scare me. 255 00:13:00,851 --> 00:13:01,851 That's a two way street, dude. 256 00:13:03,253 --> 00:13:06,223 Class, attencion, attencion. (POPPING CHEEKS) Dancers. 257 00:13:06,556 --> 00:13:11,116 Uh, I'm a little behind on the rent, so if you mess up, 258 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:12,821 uh, the studio will be closed, 259 00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:15,433 and I will be living in my mother's minivan, 260 00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:18,165 which smells of fish sticks and death. 261 00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:20,368 (CHUCKLES) But no pressure. 262 00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:22,870 Just go out there and have some fun! 263 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,007 Hey! 264 00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:29,538 Don't worry about me and Bertram. Okay? 265 00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:31,039 We're going to give it all we've got! 266 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,281 Aw, thanks, Jessie. And I love everything you're doing. 267 00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:35,053 But one very minor note. 268 00:13:35,045 --> 00:13:36,815 You're no longer in the number. 269 00:13:37,587 --> 00:13:40,247 What? You're kicking me out? 270 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,450 Yes, yes, but feel free to sit in the audience. 271 00:13:42,452 --> 00:13:44,902 But not the front row. Because that's for people I care about. 272 00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:45,995 Just... 273 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,358 Gosh, what a shame. 274 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,231 But Phil has to do what's best for the group. 275 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,473 Oh, and Bertram? You're cut too. Hmm. 276 00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:59,305 What? But I emailed everyone who made fun of me 277 00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:01,269 in middle school just so I could gloat. 278 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:04,112 (WEEPING) It took nine hours! 279 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,617 My dad planned a barbecue around this. 280 00:14:09,619 --> 00:14:11,479 He created a special burger in my honor! 281 00:14:11,481 --> 00:14:13,281 (BOTH WEEPING) 282 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,334 What kind of burger? 283 00:14:18,388 --> 00:14:22,528 Burned on the outside, cold and raw on the inside, like all his burgers! 284 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,633 But it's the thought that counts. 285 00:14:28,498 --> 00:14:30,498 Was it going to have cheese? 286 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,141 It was gonna. (WEEPING) 287 00:14:39,349 --> 00:14:40,349 Hey, Phil. Hmm? 288 00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:43,510 You cut Jessie and Bertram? Why would you do that? 289 00:14:44,154 --> 00:14:45,464 I couldn't let them perform. 290 00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:48,585 They dance like blindfolded chickens on ice skates. 291 00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:52,659 Well, duh! But couldn't you just put them in back, so no one could see them? 292 00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:54,662 No! They could've ended up on camera! 293 00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:56,034 I couldn't take that chance. 294 00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:59,496 Well, they're my friends and you just humiliated them. 295 00:15:00,971 --> 00:15:03,601 If they're not in the show, I'm not in the show. 296 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,484 I quit! No, no. Luke! No, Luke! 297 00:15:06,676 --> 00:15:09,176 Luke! No, no. (SHRIEKS) There it goes. 298 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,040 How can you blame me? 299 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,392 Jessie's an oaf and Bertram sweats so much, 300 00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:18,145 he's like a giant, rotating lawn sprinkler! 301 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,593 Surely, it can't be the first time you've heard that. 302 00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:30,999 Oh, hey, Tony. 303 00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:33,031 Zuri, we have to talk. 304 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,603 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 305 00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:38,235 But I'm not giving you any more of my Power Pony stickers. 306 00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:40,239 Fine. 307 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,140 I guess I just have to eat a lot more cereal to complete my set. 308 00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:49,015 Look, Zuri, I know you're at a very delicate age right now, 309 00:15:49,479 --> 00:15:52,579 and I don't want to say anything that'll make you end up 310 00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:57,162 uh, living in Rome and eating dirty cats. 311 00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:04,531 Did you hit your head playing choo-choo on the luggage cart again? 312 00:16:05,635 --> 00:16:08,565 No way. I padded that thing after the last time. 313 00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:12,969 Look, I heard you have a little crush on me. 314 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,252 And I'm really flattered, because you're awesome, 315 00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:19,506 but I think you should find someone a little closer to your own age. 316 00:16:19,749 --> 00:16:21,149 (LAUGHING) 317 00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:27,364 You think I have a crush on you? Who told you that? 318 00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:28,657 Emma and Ravi! 319 00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:30,519 And you believed them? 320 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,321 Well, Emma is studying psychology. 321 00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:38,704 Oh, please. Last year she thought geometry was the study of the letter G! 322 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:41,770 It's not! 323 00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:48,305 Luke, what's wrong? Phil told us you quit. 324 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,078 He said you had stage fright. 325 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,510 And I said that's ridiculous, 326 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,641 because on the red carpet for your dad's last premiere, 327 00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:55,423 you photo-bombed Jennifer Lawrence. 328 00:16:55,785 --> 00:16:57,415 Oh, she loved it. 329 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,749 I quit because Phil was just using you guys to keep me in class. 330 00:17:02,752 --> 00:17:04,122 BOTH: What? 331 00:17:04,494 --> 00:17:05,634 Ah! That makes sense. 332 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,695 I blame you. 333 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:13,500 Wait. So, you quit because of us? 334 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,544 Yeah. Aw, that is so sweet. 335 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,536 And stupid. What? 336 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,238 Luke, you are brilliant at dancing, and you've worked so hard. 337 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,182 You shouldn't give up this opportunity because of me and Bertram. 338 00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:28,545 But I'll have lots of opportunities to dance in front of people. 339 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,148 You guys stink, so this was your only chance. 340 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,653 Well, this shouldn't be about us. 341 00:17:36,526 --> 00:17:40,556 Anyway, I am so glad I convinced you to take dance in the first place. 342 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,660 Actually, the cute girls in class convinced me. 343 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,343 Okay, but I'm the one who convinced you to stay in the class. 344 00:17:46,336 --> 00:17:48,066 Actually, that was the lack of homework. 345 00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:51,098 Come on, just throw her a bone. This is getting sad. 346 00:17:54,444 --> 00:17:57,484 You know what, Jessie? You were the one who told me 347 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,307 to get serious about dancing in the first place. 348 00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:01,079 And you were right. 349 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,250 I never really thought about what I want to do with my life before, 350 00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:06,464 and now I know I want to be a dancer. 351 00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:07,716 So, thank you. 352 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,288 You're welcome. 353 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,720 (BERTRAM CHUCKLES) 354 00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:14,321 And arts are a great career. 355 00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:15,834 If your parents are really rich. 356 00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,166 Now get out there and dance. 357 00:18:18,468 --> 00:18:20,498 Hurry up, the show starts in two minutes! 358 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,270 Thanks, guys. This is so much better than doing homework! 359 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:25,243 Which you're still doing later! 360 00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:26,675 No, he won't. I know. 361 00:18:29,639 --> 00:18:32,179 Do you think Tony has spoken to Zuri yet? 362 00:18:32,182 --> 00:18:34,882 I don't know. But I hope, if he did, he let her down easy. 363 00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:39,615 Unlike Brock, the cruel quarterback who broke that poor cheerleader's heart! 364 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,619 Let it go! That blot was supposed to be a butterfly! 365 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,892 You said there were no wrong answers. 366 00:18:44,894 --> 00:18:46,404 And yet you came up with one! 367 00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,529 Hey, guys. What's new? 368 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,401 Someone told Tony that I had a crush on him. 369 00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:57,544 (GASPS) Who would do that? I do not know what you are talking about. 370 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,667 Relax, she knows it was you guys. 371 00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:02,410 Turns out, it's someone else she likes. 372 00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:04,712 Two guys whose names start with a T. 373 00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:06,184 What are the odds? 374 00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:10,718 The boy I like is Tommy. 375 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,650 He's a grade ahead of me, and a star pitcher on the baseball team. 376 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,364 Ah, yes. I have seen him in the halls. 377 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,157 But since he is popular, we have never actually met. 378 00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:25,871 Well, you're about to, because his mom is taking us to a movie! 379 00:19:26,296 --> 00:19:27,296 (GASPING) 380 00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:31,499 Doesn't he look so cute in his uniform? 381 00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:32,701 Not too shabby. 382 00:19:33,643 --> 00:19:35,283 Hi, I'm... Bye. 383 00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:39,708 Why didn't Zuri introduce us? 384 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,849 It is almost as if she is embarrassed by us. 385 00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:48,556 I can't imagine why. 386 00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:51,419 Be right back. 387 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:59,204 Tony, I'm really sorry I put you in such an awkward position with Zuri. 388 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,699 I guess I'm not so good at psychology. 389 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,601 It's okay. 390 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:07,283 I did horrible in all the "ologies." Like cosmetology. 391 00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:08,577 Which I signed up for by mistake, 392 00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:10,638 thinking I was going to be an astronaut. 393 00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:13,541 So, you're not mad at me? 394 00:20:13,783 --> 00:20:14,983 No way. 395 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:17,585 You were just looking out for your kid sister. 396 00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:18,847 And I think that's really sweet. 397 00:20:18,848 --> 00:20:20,918 You do? Aw! 398 00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:23,391 And I think you're terrific. (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 399 00:20:23,653 --> 00:20:25,403 Oops, gotta go hail a cab. 400 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,529 Aw! 401 00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:34,732 Tony just said I was "terrific." 402 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,874 I have to go watch every single episode of Power Ponies, 403 00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:38,366 in case he wants to talk about it. 404 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,870 Wow, I need to get a uniform. 405 00:20:42,872 --> 00:20:45,012 Then the babes will be all over me. 406 00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:48,246 Yes, yes. 407 00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:53,481 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 408 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,946 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 409 00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:24,551 Wow, he is fantastic! 410 00:21:24,554 --> 00:21:26,894 (CHUCKLES) I know! I'm so proud of him. 411 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,656 If he just applied himself like this at school, 412 00:21:28,658 --> 00:21:30,488 he'll make the honor roll! 413 00:21:31,561 --> 00:21:32,591 (BOTH LAUGHING) 414 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:51,910 (MUSIC ENDS) 415 00:21:52,382 --> 00:21:53,642 (CHEERING) 416 00:22:07,597 --> 00:22:09,627 Sweet jazz hands, we won! 417 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,060 Now, I don't have to move into my mother's minivan. 418 00:22:13,062 --> 00:22:15,642 Which is great because she wouldn't give me the keys anyway. 419 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,736 Oh, Luke, you were incredible! 420 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,408 Thank you, Jessie! 421 00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:21,810 Congratulations! 422 00:22:22,712 --> 00:22:26,722 I think we all know the right thing to do is to give that to me. 423 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,117 Jessie, you're gonna let him run off with our trophy? 424 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:31,779 Oh, don't worry, he won't get far. 425 00:22:32,382 --> 00:22:33,382 (PANTING) 426 00:22:39,829 --> 00:22:41,489 All right, hit it! 427 00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:44,032 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 428 00:22:59,849 --> 00:23:01,049 (GROWLING) 429 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:08,787 (MUSIC ENDS) 430 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,492 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 431 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:15,804 (HOARSELY) I need to go lay down now. 432 00:23:20,570 --> 00:23:22,030 Thank you! Thank you! 433 00:23:22,432 --> 00:23:24,702 It's a shame the world will never see it. 434 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,884 I think the world will be okay. 435 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,778 That was even scarier than Emma's blots!