1 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,080 CAPTAIN: Now, the hare hops around the tree. 2 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:08,279 ALISON: Now, the hare hops around the tree. 3 00:00:08,359 --> 00:00:10,039 And then she is startled. 4 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:11,800 -She jumps into the hole. -And then she jumps into the hole. 5 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,800 Uh, put smoking hole weight with spiel. 6 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:18,359 Put smoke in that... No, sorry. No, that's not... (CLICKS TONGUE) No. 7 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,160 -Uh, I'm just gonna do a school knot. -Not a proper knot, mate. 8 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:23,000 He's stressed. Don't be stressed. 9 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:24,640 Let's go back to the gooseberry farm. 10 00:00:24,719 --> 00:00:26,320 -Oh, you went there when I left? -Mmm-hmm. 11 00:00:26,399 --> 00:00:27,559 Just think of the gatehouse. 12 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,600 -I'm very proud of you. -Hmm. 13 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:31,039 -Okay? -Oh. 14 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:31,920 PAT: I remember my first day at the bank. 15 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,399 Terrible tummy ache. 16 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,079 Yes. My first day as CO, I must admit, I had some butterflies. 17 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:41,520 First time hunt mammoth, me be breaking it. (CHUCKLES) 18 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,759 -CAPTAIN: What about you, Julian? -Me? Well... 19 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,920 Can't say I've ever suffered from first day nerves. 20 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,399 -ALISON: Are you sure? -Hmm. That's how we used to do it in school. 21 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:51,719 -Oh, yes. What about school? -Harrow? 22 00:00:51,799 --> 00:00:53,439 Nah, like a second home. 23 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,280 Well, third home. We had a second home. 24 00:00:56,359 --> 00:00:57,880 Fourth, if you count the one in Provence. 25 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,479 University and so on. 26 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,079 Uh, same boys, really. 27 00:01:02,159 --> 00:01:03,600 Surely the first day in Parliament. 28 00:01:03,679 --> 00:01:05,359 Again, same boys, really. 29 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:08,079 So, you're saying you've never been in a situation 30 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:10,200 -where you felt out of your depth? -No. 31 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,319 Not that I can recall. 32 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,680 Hmm. (CHUCKLES) 33 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:13,840 WOMAN 1: Is everybody... 34 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:14,079 WOMAN 2: (SOBBING) Oh, God. No. 35 00:01:16,719 --> 00:01:18,239 WOMAN 3: You think he's had a heart attack? 36 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:19,480 WOMAN 4: No, he isn't. 37 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,200 PARAMEDIC: Patient is unresponsive. 38 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,439 -Clear. -(AED POWERING UP) 39 00:01:23,239 --> 00:01:24,239 Terminating CPR. 40 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:25,840 -(WOMAN WEEPING) -JULIAN: Huh? 41 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,879 (VOICE ECHOES) Lindsey? 42 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:29,879 -Lindsey? -(WEEPING) 43 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,319 What the hell is going on? 44 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,359 -They can't hear you. -(GASPS) 45 00:01:36,439 --> 00:01:38,640 What? (GASPS) 46 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,359 Oh, no. (GASPS) 47 00:01:43,159 --> 00:01:44,159 Oh, dear. 48 00:01:44,239 --> 00:01:46,680 (LAUGHING) New guy! 49 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:49,879 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 50 00:02:08,319 --> 00:02:09,360 Alison, if I may. 51 00:02:09,439 --> 00:02:12,000 Since Michael is at work today, 52 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,960 I wondered if you might like to accompany me for a turn about the grounds. 53 00:02:14,039 --> 00:02:16,520 Actually I can't because... 54 00:02:16,599 --> 00:02:19,080 KITTY: Alison is spending the day with me today, Thomas. 55 00:02:19,159 --> 00:02:22,159 -Dancing. She promised. -I did, actually. 56 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,520 I said we could make up a dance routine, 57 00:02:23,599 --> 00:02:25,360 like I did with my friends at school. 58 00:02:25,439 --> 00:02:27,879 -Mad. -Well, I can help you devise your piece. 59 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,240 Provide an outside eye. Constructive criticism. 60 00:02:29,319 --> 00:02:31,960 -Thomas, I don't... -It's no trouble at all. 61 00:02:32,039 --> 00:02:34,199 -No, I don't think... -Shush, now. No, no, no. Come on. 62 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,159 -ALISON: Ugh. -THOMAS: Okay. 63 00:02:35,759 --> 00:02:36,639 Okay. 64 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,199 -Knock 'em dead. -Isn't he leaving? 65 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,199 No, He's working from home, online. 66 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,800 -Hmm. -Working from home? 67 00:02:43,879 --> 00:02:45,360 -Hmm. -Fascinating. 68 00:02:45,439 --> 00:02:46,120 You're gonna be great. Okay? (KISSES) 69 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:47,960 JULIAN: Hello. 70 00:02:48,039 --> 00:02:49,879 I invented that look. 71 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,000 -KITTY: Come on, Alison. Let's start straight away. -Okay. 72 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,719 -I was thinking that we could grow the seed... -MARY: Alison? Alison? 73 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,360 -into a flower. -Alison? 74 00:02:57,439 --> 00:03:01,360 There are women on television, talking about all sorts. Giving opinions freely. 75 00:03:01,439 --> 00:03:04,639 Loose Women, Mary. Awful program. 76 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:06,639 Yeah, it's loose women's... 77 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,879 Me like Christine Lampard. 78 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,680 MARY: I do fear for them, Alison. 79 00:03:10,759 --> 00:03:14,520 If the menfolk catch them so wantonly expressing theirselves... 80 00:03:14,599 --> 00:03:16,719 -The loud one. -Coleen Nolan. 81 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,919 -Oh, she will be docked for sure. -Hmm. 82 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,840 -(KNOCK ON DOOR) -Oh. 83 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:22,240 -(SCOFFS) -It's probably just a parcel. I'll be one sec. 84 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:24,120 -Okay, -KITTY: Oh... 85 00:03:24,199 --> 00:03:26,280 You want to play chess? 86 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,240 Ah, (EXHALES) Not today, Robin. 87 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,280 Then I will play with myself. 88 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,039 -Hi. -Hello? 89 00:03:42,199 --> 00:03:43,120 Can I help you? 90 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,000 Uh, yeah. 91 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,759 Yeah. Um, 92 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,319 -so you're Alison, aren't you? -Yes. 93 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,599 Well, my name's Lucy. 94 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,919 And uh... (SPUTTERING) 95 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:55,080 Probably gonna come as a shock. 96 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,400 Oh, God, um... 97 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:02,439 I'm just gonna say it. I think I'm your half-sister. 98 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,520 WOMAN: Hi, everyone. 99 00:04:07,599 --> 00:04:09,240 -ALL: Hi. -Hi. 100 00:04:09,319 --> 00:04:10,919 Looking very smart, Mike. 101 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,120 Loving the tie. 102 00:04:13,199 --> 00:04:15,680 Won't take too much of your time before you get cracking. 103 00:04:15,759 --> 00:04:18,600 All the stuff we went through in the induction meeting, there are no quotas. 104 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,920 We're not a factory. You are not machines. 105 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,079 -Okay? We said that. Keep the numbers up. -MAN: Yeah. 106 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,639 Stick to the script 107 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,600 -and don't ask open questions. -MAN: Got that. 108 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,199 Your job is to sign them up, not to hear their life story. 109 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,680 Excellent briefing. She's right, Michael. Quick in and out. 110 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:34,000 Like Special Forces. Yeah, carry on. 111 00:04:34,079 --> 00:04:36,639 I sometimes listen in and you can talk to me in the chat window. 112 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:41,519 But please keep it to business. 113 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,720 Oh. 114 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,560 CAPTAIN: Tongue sticking out. 115 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:46,600 -No, no, no. -WOMAN: Does anybody have any last questions? 116 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,040 LUCY: Just a summer thing, I guess. 117 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,480 I don't think it lasted long. 118 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,160 I don't like her. Her eyes are too far apart, 119 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,519 and she smells and she hit me. 120 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:58,839 She can't. 121 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,519 Well, she wanted to. 122 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,399 -She's a baddie. -LUCY: And she found out she was pregnant 123 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,639 and she didn't have an address for him. 124 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,639 -So, just got on with it, I suppose. -(GLASS CLINKING) 125 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,959 -Do you take sugar? -LUCY: One, please. 126 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,920 -Same as me. (CHUCKLES) -THOMAS: Gosh. 127 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,639 So alike, huh? 128 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,160 LUCY: But yeah, she tried the phone book. 129 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,120 -Are you all right, Thomas? -LUCY: If she had Facebook, it would have been different. 130 00:05:17,199 --> 00:05:19,079 ALISON: Tea, one sugar. 131 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,519 LUCY: That's what she said. 132 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,839 Maybe she didn't want to find him. Who knows? 133 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,519 Then when I was 16, my mom told me all this. 134 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,360 I mean chinny reckon. 135 00:05:27,439 --> 00:05:28,720 She sat me down. She said... 136 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,439 JULIAN: You know, I had this myself. 137 00:05:30,519 --> 00:05:32,240 They show up out of the blue with some story about how 138 00:05:32,319 --> 00:05:35,240 you slept with their mother at the party conference in '74 139 00:05:35,319 --> 00:05:37,199 and how you should pay off the student debt. 140 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:38,079 Did that really happen? 141 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,279 Yeah, once or twice. 142 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,199 LUCY: And then I'm watching a documentary on TV, 143 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:46,000 and you come on and they show a photo of you with your parents, 144 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,120 and it's him. 145 00:05:47,199 --> 00:05:48,160 Oh, gracious. 146 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,920 I just couldn't believe it. 147 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,439 All these years, all I've ever had was his name 148 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,759 -I mean, where's the evidence? -and this photo. 149 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:59,480 All right. That seems to be fair. Yeah. Same bloke. 150 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,399 ALISON: Is this when he was living in Cornwall? 151 00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:02,600 LUCY: Yeah. 152 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,879 ALISON: Oh, my God. 153 00:06:04,959 --> 00:06:07,000 I'm sorry. I know it must be a bit of a bombshell. 154 00:06:07,079 --> 00:06:08,040 KITTY: We're meant to be having fun today, 155 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,839 not listening to boring stories. 156 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,160 -Oh. -Leave me alone. 157 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,680 -KITTY: Alison. -No, no, it is. 158 00:06:14,759 --> 00:06:16,879 KITTY: Hurry up. Huh? 159 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:19,519 Um, I could do your dance with you Kitty, if you like. 160 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,360 It's meant to be with Alison. 161 00:06:21,439 --> 00:06:23,879 -Just until she's ready to take over. -KITTY: Fine. 162 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:25,279 But we still need the music on. 163 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,600 PAT: She's got a point, Alison. 164 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,399 Um... 165 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,519 Do you want to see my photos? 166 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,000 Oh, my God, I'd love to. 167 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,560 -ALISON: Follow me. -LUCY: Great. 168 00:06:35,639 --> 00:06:37,319 -Whoa. -Whoa. (CHUCKLING) That was close. 169 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:41,959 WOMAN: No, the fundraiser... 170 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,360 They took his body away in an ambulance. 171 00:06:44,439 --> 00:06:46,639 Of course, everyone's gone home. 172 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,279 -Heather? Heather? -I just have to hope the the press don't get hold of me. 173 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,000 Something very strange is happening to me. 174 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,680 (LAUGHS) 175 00:06:53,759 --> 00:06:55,720 Don't worry. You get used to it. 176 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,519 You don't. (LAUGHS) 177 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:10,079 (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 178 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:13,319 -Where be the women? -MAN ON TV: Several arrests have been made today. 179 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:15,560 -They've been killed out. -MAN ON TV: The suspects have 180 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:17,399 and will face trial next month. 181 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,079 -Trial... -If found guilty, 182 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,720 they could face lengthy custodial sentences. 183 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,800 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 184 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,920 Oh, no, a trial. A trial! 185 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,279 (LINE RINGING) 186 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,399 Here we go. 187 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,920 Remember your training. 188 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,279 Stick to the script. You'll be fine. 189 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,759 -MAN: Hello? -Hi, there. 190 00:07:35,839 --> 00:07:37,519 My name's Mike. I'm calling on behalf of Spirited Life Insurance. 191 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,680 -Ugh. -(LINE DISCONNECTS) 192 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:39,079 -Hello? -What? 193 00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:44,079 Better luck next time. Chin up. Here we go. 194 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,839 -Stand by. -MAN: Hello? 195 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,879 Your connected. That's a go for Michael. 196 00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:50,360 Hi there. My name's Mike. I'm calling on behalf of Spirited Life Insurance. 197 00:07:50,439 --> 00:07:52,600 -Very good. -MAN: Oh, I see. Uh, hello. 198 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,959 Hi. Uh, how are you today? 199 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,399 Open question. 200 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,800 MAN: Oh, I'm fine. Bit of a bad back. 201 00:07:57,879 --> 00:07:59,600 -But I can't complain at my age. -Oh. 202 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,160 That doesn't sound very nice. 203 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,680 Oh, it's agony. I've got painkillers, 204 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:05,240 but I don't like to take them. 205 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:08,040 -No? -Just stick to the script, man. 206 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,160 Oh, give him a break. It's his first day. 207 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,839 Hardly breaking the Enigma code, is it? 208 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,199 Like you could do better. 209 00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:15,000 Well, I really rather think I could. 210 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:17,560 Actually, Humphrey, I think I'd be employee of the month. 211 00:08:17,639 --> 00:08:19,879 All right, then, prove it. I'll be the customer. 212 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:21,120 -What? -Come on. Go on. 213 00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:22,519 Ring-ring. 214 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,839 -Ring-ring. -All right, um... 215 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,839 Hello? Mr Cheese speaking. 216 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,079 Right. Right. Hello... Mr Cheese? 217 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,600 -That's a ridiculous name. -How dare you insult my name. Who is this? 218 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,639 No, no, I wasn't doing the thing just then. 219 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,399 HUMPHREY: Wasn't doing what thing? 220 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,200 Come on. I'm a very busy man. I've got chickens to feed. 221 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:38,639 -(CLEARS THROAT) Hello? -HUMPHREY: Yes. 222 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,639 I'm calling on behalf of Spirited Life Insurance. 223 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,039 -HUMPHREY: Hello. -And uh, I was rather wondering whether... 224 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,679 Sorry, it's a very bad line. I can hardly hear you. 225 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:47,600 -Hello? -Hello? 226 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,240 Hello? 227 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,600 -CAPTAIN: Hello? -Hello? 228 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:51,559 -Hello? -Hello? 229 00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:52,919 -Hello? -Hello? 230 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,039 -Hello. -Yes, I'm calling... Hello? 231 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,799 This is Graham Cheese. I'm afraid I can't get 232 00:08:56,879 --> 00:08:58,919 to the phone at the moment, 233 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,799 but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 234 00:09:00,879 --> 00:09:03,279 -Hello? -HUMPHREY: Beep. 235 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,759 CAPTAIN: Hello? Yes. This is the Captain calling from Spirited Life Insurance. 236 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,639 -I was calling... -HUMPHREY: Sorry. 237 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,360 KITTY: Ugh. Come on. We haven't got time for this. 238 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,360 Photos are just in my bedside cabinet. 239 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:16,279 LUCY: Oh, my goodness. This place is huge! 240 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,279 -ALISON: Um, I think I'm just gonna put some music on. -Okay. 241 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,919 Not that one. Not that one. That one. 242 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,600 -Okay. -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 243 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:25,679 LUCY: Haven't heard this in a while. 244 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,440 Anyway, it's this way. 245 00:09:30,879 --> 00:09:33,159 THOMAS: It's strange. I really do feel as though we've met before. 246 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,960 Great, come on, Pat. We are seeds. 247 00:09:35,039 --> 00:09:37,879 Okay. All right, seeds is it? 248 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,240 -Grow. -Grow. 249 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,639 And lean. 250 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:42,399 -(LINE DISCONNECTS) -Hello? 251 00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:43,919 Okay... 252 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,320 (LINE RINGING) 253 00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:48,720 Right, Mr Cheese. 254 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:51,679 To recap your assets, you have your house. 255 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:52,840 The circus in Bavaria. 256 00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:55,200 And you have 12 sons. 257 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:56,720 Thirteen. 258 00:09:56,799 --> 00:09:58,200 -What? -She's just had another one. 259 00:09:58,279 --> 00:09:59,960 Little boy. We're gonna call him Cheddar. 260 00:10:00,039 --> 00:10:02,080 No, I'm sorry. This is all getting very silly. 261 00:10:02,159 --> 00:10:03,320 -I'm not playing anymore. -HUMPHREY: Oh, don't be... 262 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,240 It's a big family. 263 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,320 May I ask what thought you've given to their inheritance? 264 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,360 BOTH: Open question, Michael. 265 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,200 WOMAN: Wouldn't be straightforward for me. 266 00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:12,480 You see, I have rather a complicated family history. 267 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:14,000 Ugh, this is gonna take a while. 268 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,639 I see. And have you considered making a will? 269 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,000 I'd have to start at the beginning. 270 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,120 Well, we, uh... 271 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,840 I was a foundling, you see. 272 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:22,720 Left in a telephone box in Dublin. 273 00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:24,480 Wow. 274 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:26,720 So it wasn't until years later 275 00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:28,519 that I really knew anything about my family. 276 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,519 -Hmm. -Blimey. 277 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,919 LUCY: (SIGHING) So, what was he like? 278 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,840 Well, I wish I could tell you, but he passed away when I was five. 279 00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:43,519 Uh, of course. Sorry. 280 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,279 No. Um, well, 281 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,960 my mom always said that he was the love of her life. 282 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:53,960 He was funny, and kind. 283 00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:54,120 He was a good cook. 284 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,320 And um, what else? 285 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,480 He... 286 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:01,919 -Oh, he was a terrible dancer. -(LAUGHS) 287 00:11:05,159 --> 00:11:05,240 You okay? 288 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,639 Yeah. Sorry. Just... 289 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,360 (SOBBING) It's just a lot to take in. 290 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:12,360 Yeah. 291 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,639 -(CRYING) -ALISON: It is. 292 00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:19,559 PAT: Steady. Steady. 293 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:22,480 It's a lot to take in. 294 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:24,200 It certainly was for me. 295 00:11:24,279 --> 00:11:26,000 Is there such thing as ghosts? 296 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,360 -I'm having a bad dream. -PAT: Yeah. 297 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,679 I'm having a bad dream. 298 00:11:29,759 --> 00:11:32,279 I can assure you, this is only too real. 299 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,919 You never know. You might be lucky, you get sucked off. 300 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,559 Hey... I mean, it can't be real. 301 00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:39,840 You're all stereotypical ghosts, aren't you? 302 00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:41,679 You got the old grey lady. 303 00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:43,559 Look at you and you're joke shop arrow. 304 00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:45,039 Bloody cheek. 305 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,360 Oh, and here comes the headless one, yeah. 306 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,519 (CLAPS) Bravo. Very original. 307 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,279 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm such a cliche. 308 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,120 (GASPS) 309 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,720 (EXHALES) 310 00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:56,919 -(GASPS) -(GROWLS) 311 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,399 All right, that's it. I've had enough of this. 312 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,200 I'm getting out of here. 313 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,279 Goodbye. 314 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 -He could have walked through those tables. -Hmm. 315 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,399 -Rookie error. -Yeah. 316 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:12,159 Wait for it. 317 00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:16,000 And... 318 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,279 -(LAUGHS) -Will you hold on It? 319 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:21,960 -(EXCLAIMS) -(LAUGHING) Classic. 320 00:12:25,639 --> 00:12:27,159 -Ah, no. -Three. 321 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,240 Come on, let's go. 322 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,000 -(GRUMBLES) -(LAUGHS) 323 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,399 -(GRUNTS) -ROBIN: Twenty one. 324 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,399 Uh... 325 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:45,679 (SCREAMS) 326 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,440 -(GRUNTS) -Forty two! 327 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:53,039 Oh, no. 328 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,399 Sixty seven and a half. 329 00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:03,519 (GRUNTS) 330 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,000 -(GRUMBLING) -(INDISTINCT) 331 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,960 -No! -Yes. It doesn't make sense, does it? 332 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:21,080 (CRYING) 333 00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:26,679 JULIAN: See you later, losers! 334 00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:28,159 (GROANS) 335 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,840 One hundred! 336 00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:30,799 (YELLS IN FRUSTRATION) 337 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:37,360 Oh, what is wrong with me? 338 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,519 Why does my heart pound? Why do I ache so? 339 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,120 Mary, what is your opinion? 340 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,480 My... My opinion? 341 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:48,720 Yes. As a woman. 342 00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:51,320 -A loose woman? -if you like. 343 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,320 So, what ails me? 344 00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:57,440 Oh, be there something new on thy plate? 345 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,480 Go on. 346 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:03,759 When I was three and 20, my mother did grow fennel. 347 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,720 Oh, how I loved it so. 348 00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:08,039 I ate nothing but fennel for weeks. 349 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,960 Sparing the onions. (LAUGHS) 350 00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:13,080 But all the while, I did have a terrible time on the stool, 351 00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:14,440 but did not know why. 352 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:14,919 It was the fennel, of course. 353 00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:20,080 Well, it isn't fennel. I can't eat anything. 354 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:22,159 Unless... 355 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,919 Lucy is my fennel. 356 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,600 My God, you're right. I'm hopelessly in love with fennel. 357 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,240 I must tell onions... Alison. 358 00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:39,600 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -And we fly to the left. 359 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,840 And we fly to the right. 360 00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:44,399 And rainbow and down. 361 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,360 Whoo. (CHUCKLES) 362 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,679 Great. I'm off to see what Alison's up to with that girl. 363 00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:51,759 Well, hang on. We've only just started. 364 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,679 I could teach you a few moves if you like. 365 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,240 I was a regional dance finalist, you know. 366 00:14:55,919 --> 00:14:57,320 Um... 367 00:14:58,519 --> 00:14:59,200 KITTY: Oh. 368 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,639 Well, they say mashed potato. 369 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,840 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 370 00:15:04,919 --> 00:15:07,559 Easy... That's it... Now we're cooking spuds. 371 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,879 Okay. Let's try this one. 372 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,679 Oh, that's right. 373 00:15:11,759 --> 00:15:12,759 Don't forget to transfer your weight. 374 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,600 I got loads of moves. 375 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,679 Dice it and dice it. 376 00:15:16,759 --> 00:15:19,559 Dice it, dice it. 377 00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:20,000 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 378 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,200 Car wash. 379 00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:26,039 Nice. Oh. Oh. (LAUGHS) 380 00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:29,519 How about this? Oh. 381 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,440 -What can you see through your fingers? -Nothing. 382 00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:35,080 Ha! Ha! Ha! 383 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,679 Groovy, shimmer, shimmer. 384 00:15:43,639 --> 00:15:46,399 Stop. Stop. You can breathe. 385 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,799 -Breathe. -(BREATHING HEAVILY) 386 00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,440 -That's it. Yeah. -(BREATHING HEAVILY) 387 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,879 You be careful what you reveal to this young lady. 388 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,399 Don't let her be seeing where you keep your papers, passport and so on. 389 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,600 -Um, it's just down there on the right. -Thanks. 390 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,399 Before you know it, she'll be traveling the world, all expenses paid, 391 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,639 -paid by you. -What are you talking about? 392 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,879 I had tickets for a luxury cruise. 393 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,840 Trip of a lifetime. 394 00:16:04,919 --> 00:16:06,519 First class, upper decks. 395 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,279 But I arrived in Southampton to find that apparently, 396 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,960 -there was already a Lady Button aboard. -Right. 397 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:13,679 Damn certain it was a young lady 398 00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:15,639 who came to the house looking for a housekeeping vacancy, 399 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,240 when there wasn't one. 400 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,919 Used my identity to cheat her way onto the Titanic. 401 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,399 -Hang on. The Titanic? -Hmm. 402 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,720 The Titanic sank. 403 00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:25,120 Aren't you glad you weren't on it? 404 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,039 People forget that before the iceberg, 405 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,799 it was a perfectly pleasant trip. 406 00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:31,039 So, you did go? 407 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,000 No. I've seen the motion picture. 408 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,399 And you wouldn't catch me letting some American oik paint my breasts. 409 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,279 I don't see how any of this is relevant. 410 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,600 All I'm saying is beware. 411 00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:42,080 Be very wa... 412 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,360 ry. 413 00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:48,399 You mark my words, young lady. 414 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,200 -Alison, there you are. -(GASPS) Great, you too. 415 00:16:50,279 --> 00:16:51,639 -Can you just... -I'm afraid what I have to say 416 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,919 may come as a shock to you. 417 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,320 And it's not your fault. 418 00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:57,080 Our time together has been a paradise. 419 00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:02,519 God, this is hard. I know it's harder for you, 420 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:06,240 but I cannot deny my heart has changed. 421 00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:09,599 And I must leave you. 422 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,119 Hmm. 423 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,119 Metaphorically, of course. I'll still live in the house. 424 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,599 -Thanks. -No problem. 425 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,599 WOMAN ON PHONE: While I was working in the home, 426 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,359 I struck up a friendship with this particular lady, you see? 427 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,680 We just connected. 428 00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:29,400 I used to talk to her when I brought lunch to her room and so on. 429 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,759 And one day she told me her greatest regret. 430 00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:34,160 What was it? 431 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,319 It was that when she was a young girl, 432 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,680 she had a baby 433 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:40,160 -she had to give up. -(BOTH GASP) 434 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,279 And I still get goosebumps now remembering it. 435 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:45,119 -I knew, I just knew. -She was. 436 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,559 Yes, she was my mother. 437 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,440 -She was her mother. -That's incredible. 438 00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:52,119 -I couldn't believe... -Oh... Mother. 439 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,240 -(LAUGHING) I know. -Extraordinary. 440 00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:55,680 We're one big, happy family. 441 00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:57,599 I've got seven grandchildren 442 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,480 and another one on the way. 443 00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:00,480 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) 444 00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:03,119 ♪♪ Saturday night Saturday night 445 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,079 ♪♪ Saturday night Saturday night ♪♪ 446 00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:12,720 Oh. 447 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,000 Wonderful. 448 00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:18,359 -you look so much better with your legs out. -Thank you. 449 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,920 Again! 450 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,480 (EXCLAIMS) Don't you have to walk and see Alison? 451 00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:25,200 -Go ahead. -Oh. 452 00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:27,559 Dear Father, 453 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,559 Please, God, take pity on the loose women. 454 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,200 Their respites be so worried. 455 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,240 Dear Lord, please send them. 456 00:18:36,319 --> 00:18:37,119 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 457 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,119 It is done. 458 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,680 What's done? 459 00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:42,599 The honourable thing. 460 00:18:45,319 --> 00:18:48,079 It was the right thing to do, was it not? 461 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,039 I could not pretend I was not changed, 462 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:51,640 after all, I've not felt this way since... 463 00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:55,640 Well, since Alison came into my life. 464 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,480 So modern, so spirited, so charming. 465 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,920 Was I hasty? 466 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,200 Perhaps I love them both. No. 467 00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:05,039 Do I? 468 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,680 Say something about fennel or something. 469 00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:09,480 Oh, fennel. Yeah, well, 470 00:19:09,559 --> 00:19:11,720 -It's a root vegetable. -Yes. 471 00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:13,279 Grows in soil. 472 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,839 You got the bulb. They got lovely long shoots 473 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,720 and very pretty flowers on the end. 474 00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:20,640 Thrives in well drained soil. 475 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,599 Bit like celery. Always love celery. 476 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,640 Same family as fennel. 477 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,839 Same family. 478 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,319 Of course. How could I be so rash? 479 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,640 It is Alison. 480 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,200 I see in Lucy 481 00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:36,960 the reflection of the same creation, 482 00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:38,519 the same fair qualities. 483 00:19:38,599 --> 00:19:40,799 It does not mean I have stopped loving onions. 484 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:40,920 Far from it. 485 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,440 Thank you, Mary. 486 00:19:43,519 --> 00:19:45,559 Such insight into matters of the heart. 487 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,240 -Thank you again. -Yeah. 488 00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:50,079 You're welcome. 489 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,640 He's always speaking of vegetables. 490 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,720 WOMAN ON TV: to tell us about her new album. 491 00:19:57,799 --> 00:20:00,680 -Plus, we'll be discussing Meghan Markle's makeup... -(GASPS) 492 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:05,480 Praise be, they have been pardoned. 493 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,440 They've been pardoned. 494 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,640 WOMAN: Goodness, I've been prattling on, haven't I? 495 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,440 -No, no, no. Not at all. -Not at all. Not at all. 496 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,960 -Fascinating. -Wow. 497 00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:19,400 Maybe I get that from my mother. 498 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,960 Who knows? (LAUGHS) 499 00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:25,160 Anyway, you wanted to talk to me about insurance. 500 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:27,759 Mike? 501 00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:30,960 Well, actually, 502 00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:33,519 -I don't work for the company anymore. -Oh. 503 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,559 Yeah, I thought it might be a bit exploitative, so... 504 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,960 -I quit. -Oh. 505 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,000 -Are you sure that's wise? -For you, Mike, 506 00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:43,759 -a man of principle. -MIKE: Yeah. 507 00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:46,480 Well, I suppose I better go, start looking for a new job. 508 00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:49,279 Well, I don't know if you'd be interested. 509 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:52,079 But I know my niece has a position she needs to fill in her company 510 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,960 and I think you could be just the ticket. 511 00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:55,880 -She needs someone trustworthy... -Well played, Michael. 512 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,000 dealing with people. 513 00:20:58,079 --> 00:21:00,759 -Just the ticket. -Ticket. 514 00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:02,960 -Thanks so much for hearing me out. -Oh, yeah. 515 00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:05,039 I know this must've come as a huge shock. 516 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,119 Yeah, you can say that again. 517 00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:10,480 Can I give you my number? 518 00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:12,119 -And that way, it's up to you if you wanna catch up. -Yeah. 519 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,160 Alison, there you are. 520 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,480 Forget everything I said earlier. 521 00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:19,640 -I'm sorry if I hurt you. -(CLEARS THROAT) 522 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,319 I'd really like to get to know you, if you want that too. 523 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,279 -Yeah, yeah, -You don't have to say anything now. 524 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,240 You need time to think. 525 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,759 Thank you. 526 00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:30,359 -Bye for now. -Bye, bye, bye. 527 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,400 (CAR ENGINE STARTING) 528 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,680 Goodbye, forever, potentially. 529 00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:37,920 Which would be fine, because it's you I love, and only you. 530 00:21:47,559 --> 00:21:48,440 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 531 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:51,440 (PANTING) Has she gone? 532 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,599 How did it go? 533 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,000 KITTY: Pat? 534 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,079 -Oh, no. -KITTY: Pat? Where's he gone? 535 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,160 PAT: She is a dance machine! She can't stop! 536 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,720 BOTH: You're not gonna believe what just happened to me. 537 00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:06,160 -What? -Try me. 538 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,799 I just said goodbye to someone who showed up to tell me she's my half-sister. 539 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,000 Yeah, yours is better. 540 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,839 Apparently, before he met my mum, 541 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,119 my dad and her mum had a thing. 542 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,519 Then they split up and he didn't know she was pregnant. 543 00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:18,920 -What? -Yeah. 544 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,039 Do you find that hard to believe? 545 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,440 Oh, yeah, but not after the story I just heard on the phone. 546 00:22:25,519 --> 00:22:27,400 Just because something's crazy, it doesn't mean it can't be true. 547 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,759 Yeah, I find it all rather convenient. 548 00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:29,960 Wouldn't you agree, Julian? 549 00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:31,920 Julian? 550 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,720 Julian? 551 00:22:35,759 --> 00:22:36,839 Julian? 552 00:22:38,039 --> 00:22:41,480 My name is Julian Fawcett, 553 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,680 and I'm a... 554 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,319 -You can do it. -(ALL MURMURING) 555 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:50,799 I'm a ghost. 556 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,400 -Well done. -You admit it. 557 00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:56,799 Take a seat. 558 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,200 You'll find there is a fun side 559 00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:02,680 to being cut off indefinitely from the life you lived and the people you loved. 560 00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:06,200 -We were just about to play charades. -Yeah. 561 00:23:06,279 --> 00:23:08,079 Not really my bag, huh? 562 00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:10,480 Oh. 563 00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:12,200 Anyone want to play chess? 564 00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:13,200 Oh, yeah. 565 00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,359 -Yeah. -All right. 566 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,680 Do you know how? 567 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,480 Could learn. 568 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,160 Right. 569 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,720 I suppose you got time, right? 570 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:27,799 -Well, these little ones are called pawns. -Prawns. 571 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,920 And... Pawn. 572 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,839 -Prawn. -Okay. 573 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,000 Julian? 574 00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:34,720 What's that? 575 00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:37,880 No. Well, I mean, 576 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,960 if I could accept that I was dead... 577 00:23:41,039 --> 00:23:43,759 I mean, I could accept I can see dead people. 578 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,119 Doesn't seem that farfetched at all. 579 00:23:48,279 --> 00:23:49,079 Looks like I've a sister. 580 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,079 MIKE: Yeah. 581 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:53,440 (LAUGHS) 582 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,759 How was your day? 583 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,880 -I quit. -Oh. 584 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,279 Then I got a better job. 585 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:00,759 -All right. You have been busy. -Hmm. 586 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,200 -Kitty. -PAT: Oh. 587 00:24:02,279 --> 00:24:04,440 I'm free now if you want me to take over. 588 00:24:04,519 --> 00:24:05,880 No, that's all right. 589 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,839 Pat's my dance partner now. 590 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,880 He taught me the mashed potato, 591 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,480 the chicken dance and the banana split. 592 00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:14,519 That's a balanced meal. Delicious. 593 00:24:14,599 --> 00:24:16,880 Come on, Pat. We've got to polish our routine. 594 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,480 God, no! 595 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:20,200 -KITTY: Come on. -Have mercy. 596 00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:21,599 -FANNY: Huh. -CAPTAIN: Huh. 597 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,720 And where have you been? 598 00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:26,319 Well, I've been with young Michael and Mr Cheese... I mean Humphrey. 599 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,599 No, I've learned a thing or two, actually. 600 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,920 There are times when one must go against the grain, 601 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,359 make one's own decisions, 602 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,880 -rather than simply following orders. -Hmm. 603 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,799 -(BELL TOLLS) -Oh, fetch the others. 604 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,480 It's time for my talk of the day. 605 00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:40,559 Fanny is funny. 606 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,440 Thomas. Patrick, Mary, on me. 607 00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:50,559 Still fancy that game? 608 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,960 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 609 00:24:54,519 --> 00:24:55,640 So, a... 610 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,680 -Prawn. -Pawn. 611 00:24:57,759 --> 00:24:59,519 -JULIAN: Uh-huh. -He goes with... 612 00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:01,640 JULIAN: Prawn. 613 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,960 You okay. 614 00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:03,960 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)