1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,500 {\an8}I WANT TO PROTECT YOU by Kawaii-chan 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:07,760 I'm late for school... again. 3 00:01:40,390 --> 00:01:41,990 Ever since enrolling, 4 00:01:41,190 --> 00:01:43,520 {\an8}FACULTY ROOM 5 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:45,610 you've consistently gotten perfect scores on Japanese-language practice exams. 6 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:48,650 {\an1}You even won numerous literary awards. 7 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:49,860 {\an8}1ST-YEAR CLASS 2 HOMEROOM TEACHER SATOMI HIRATSUKA 8 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,280 That's freaking amazing, Mizunoe. 9 00:01:50,030 --> 00:01:52,320 {\an8}HIGH SCHOOL 1ST-YEAR UME MIZUNOE 10 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:55,160 Oh, no, I don't deserve such praise. 11 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,160 Don't act all humble. 12 00:01:57,410 --> 00:02:00,160 Your average score didn't even break 50! 13 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,420 The letters gently rise up and dance before my eyes. 14 00:02:04,790 --> 00:02:07,380 They tell me, "This is what the author intended. 15 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:11,220 You could become like this too if you immersed yourself in literature. 16 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:12,890 Seriously? I better watch out. 17 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,350 But seriously, how impressive. 18 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,180 You're polite and well-behaved, and well-liked by teachers too. 19 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,890 Perhaps I overdid it? 20 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:21,730 No, seriously. 21 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:25,150 I'd never have guessed you'd have to repeat a year. 22 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,240 {\an8}Huh? What? I have to repeat a year? Me? But why? 23 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,400 {\an8}Why? Are you really that surprised? 24 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:34,950 What the hell are these catastrophic scores in the science subjects?! 25 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:40,450 Look, this time, even I, as your homeroom teacher, can't... 26 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:43,960 Yes... I suppose even you can't cover this up for me. 27 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:46,090 They're gonna cut my bonus! 28 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:47,380 What a shitty teacher! 29 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:59,060 {\an8}TODAY'S PATTERN 30 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,380 These grades will hurt your chances of a recommendation. 31 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:53,010 What do you mean, "What? Of course it will! 32 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:56,350 This really isn't good. I wish there were something I could do for you. 33 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:59,060 But there's only so much you can do to improve your academic standing... 34 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:02,520 {\an8}GOOD IDEA! 35 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,520 Oh, yeah: How about you join the student council? 36 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:05,400 {\an8}The student council? That's so random. 37 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:16,120 {\an8}TODAY'S PATTERN 38 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,360 Yeah, sounds good. That would improve your academic standing. 39 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,610 You'd be a key figure in supporting your fellow students. 40 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:12,440 But what about my club activities? 41 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,280 Even you, who can't get a date, can have a winning high-school life! 42 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:18,700 - All right! Student council! - Sounds sketchy. 43 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:23,500 Well, someone recently dropped out, so I was actually in a bit of a bind. 44 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,290 So this was all about you, after all. 45 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:26,630 No, you idiot. 46 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:30,210 I'd miss you too if you weren't around next year. 47 00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:35,630 I'm count on you personally, too, okay? 48 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:37,390 Sensei...! 49 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,430 All right! It's decided! Bonus cut avoided! Good work! 50 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:43,180 Now time to go home, eat, masturbate and sleep! 51 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,390 You could have kept it up. 52 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,400 {\an8}MALE BRATS ALSO HAVE HOLES... 53 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:49,730 So this is the student council room. 54 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:54,240 Look at it, all high and mighty, like it's some symbol of authority. I can't stand it. 55 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:57,240 Oh, my. You must be... 56 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,970 {\an8}HIGH SCHOOL 2ND-YEAR ARISU TERUI 57 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,830 Ume Mizunoe! We've been expecting you. 58 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,970 {\an8}SMILE SMILE 59 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:02,490 Hello. 60 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,000 She's so beautiful! 61 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:07,630 You must be my senpai at student council. It's very nice to meet you... 62 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,250 Senpai... 63 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,170 Oh, yes. I'm your senpai. You're making me blush. 64 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:17,800 What a cute person. Perhaps the student council isn't so bad after all. 65 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,430 {\an8}Now, let's go inside. 66 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:21,430 {\an8}- We did it! We really did it! - Okay. 67 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:25,520 It's finally finished! The Tatsuko Mk.32 self-propelled Form G! 68 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,600 We did it! We'll definitely win the robot competition now! 69 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,100 No running in the hallway. 70 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:34,440 - No! Mk.32! - Now, come on in. 71 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,440 Keep going! You can still... 72 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:36,070 Keep going! You can still... 73 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,180 Let me introduce myself. I'm Terui, the treasurer. 74 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:40,700 It's a pleasure to meet you. 75 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:41,700 Ah, yes. 76 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,790 And I'm Mizunoe, a first-year. 77 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,460 {\an8}She's being this polite to a kohai. 78 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,420 {\an8}Maybe I was imagining things earlier. 79 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,550 Oh, our eyes just met. 80 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:55,260 - She's a scary person! - Hello! 81 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:58,180 Are you the new person?! 82 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,510 {\an8}You're even more handsome than I heard! 83 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:01,600 {\an8}MIDDLE SCHOOL 3RD YEAR TAN OTORI 84 00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:06,140 You're Mizunouchi-senpai, right? Those glasses are super lit! 85 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,560 It's Mizunoe! Who are you?! Don't just touch me... 86 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,110 Your eyes! 87 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,030 They're looking at my nipples! 88 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:16,870 Oh, yes. Wait, what?! 89 00:05:17,030 --> 00:05:21,740 Oh, my. Men are so simple! So dirty! 90 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:25,120 No, that's not... Wait, who are you? Are you on the student council?! 91 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,250 Don't change the subject! 92 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:31,380 We're talking about you peeking at me, remember, paisen? 93 00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:36,090 {\an8}Well, well, paisen! Since you've been caught, you've gotta pay up! 94 00:05:36,090 --> 00:05:38,760 {\an8}Since it's your first offense, I'll cut a break and call it 5,000 yen... 95 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,020 I'm sorry. 96 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:49,690 He's part of the student council, but has a habit of hitting on guys. 97 00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:51,650 - He does it all the time. - Why let them join? 98 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:55,730 Let me introduce you. This is Tan, in charge of PR. 99 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,240 Believe it or not, he's a male human. 100 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,410 These people are on the student council? The world is going downhill. 101 00:06:01,670 --> 00:06:02,780 Wait, he's a guy?! 102 00:06:03,490 --> 00:06:06,410 Wasn't that pretty obvious once his nipples showed up? On TV? 103 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:07,870 Yeah, I guess so. 104 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:10,160 Well, he might be female now, though. 105 00:06:11,790 --> 00:06:13,580 The floor's a mess. 106 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,880 Could you please wipe it up with this? I'd appreciate it. 107 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,010 Of course. 108 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,760 So my first job is dealing with a pervert's mess. 109 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,100 This rag is shaped weird. 110 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,810 {\an8}TEDDY BEAR 111 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,940 Boo! Surprise! Just kidding! 112 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,440 Was that a dirty joke?! 113 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:37,360 Oh, is this not your kind of thing? 114 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,610 No, I... It's not about that! 115 00:06:39,610 --> 00:06:41,820 Just... please have some standards! 116 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:43,160 Sorry, I'm late! 117 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:46,330 The meeting with the higher-ups ran long! 118 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,490 {\an8}HIGH SCHOOL 3RD YEAR HISAKO KOTOBUKI 119 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:48,620 The new person's here... right? 120 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:52,080 - Those are my panties! - What? Who's that? 121 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:54,460 What the heck are you doing?! 122 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:55,710 No! I was just... 123 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:58,250 That's a lost item I found yesterday. 124 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,050 - What?! - A lost item? 125 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:01,510 I jumped to quite the conclusion. 126 00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:02,680 - Senpai... - It's not what you think! 127 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:05,680 She's super easy to read. 128 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,010 What's with this blood? 129 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,600 I'm sorry, even if I didn't realize it... Nam. 130 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,770 Oh, by the way, Ume. 131 00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:16,940 The busty one washing her panties is the student council president. 132 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:18,520 {\an8}STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT HISAKO 133 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:18,520 That's the student council president? 134 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:22,860 She may not look the part, but she's brilliant, athletic, and respected. 135 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,160 Don't judge her just because she's washing her panties! 136 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:27,410 That girl? 137 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,910 Sorry about that, Mizunoe. Let me finally introduce myself. 138 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:33,910 I'm Kotobuki, the student council president. 139 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:36,040 Let me just go over your duties quickly. 140 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:36,960 Okay. 141 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:40,210 Here's the organizational chart for the student council and related organizations. 142 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,800 I've also put together documents detailing the duties of each role. 143 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:47,930 I know it's a lot, but please read everything by the end of the week. 144 00:07:48,850 --> 00:07:52,220 Impressive. It's laid out so everything is clear at a glance. 145 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:55,640 And this is a project I'm leading myself. 146 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:58,360 It's mainly focused on engaging with the local community. 147 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:02,190 No rush on this one, so please look it over when you have the time. 148 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,450 {\an8}You really are the student council president. 149 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,570 {\an8}Huh? Well, yeah. 150 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,660 {\an8}You almost became known as the "panty person." 151 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:14,750 Well, then, let's get to it! I'd like you to take on the role of secretary. 152 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:15,540 What? 153 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:17,960 Japanese is one of your strong subjects. I'm counting on you! 154 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:21,590 Well... I do tend to come in first on practice exams. 155 00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:24,760 {\an8}Wow, that's amazing! How do you get scores that high? 156 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,420 Ah. 157 00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:28,930 A command of the Japanese language can't be acquired overnight. 158 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:33,140 It's cultivated through the way you regard language in your everyday life and the state of your minds. 159 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:34,680 That's why I try not to see words as mere tools, 160 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:39,360 but rather to appreciate the hidden beauty within them. 161 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,150 In short, I suppose you could say I simply love the language. 162 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:43,900 Oh... That's so cringe. 163 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,190 What did you say?! 164 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:47,110 All right, Mizunoe! 165 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:50,410 For today, let's start by having you observe everyone at work. 166 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,200 What? Observe? But aren't I the secretary? 167 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,410 The thing is, there isn't a whole lot for the secretary to do, 168 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:58,670 so I'd like you to help out with everyone else's work too. 169 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:02,130 Help out? So, basically... 170 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,960 cleaning after them, huh? 171 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:08,510 Then, let's start with me! I'm in charge of PR! 172 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:09,090 {\an8}PUBLIC RELATIONS TAN OTORI 173 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:09,090 So obnoxious. 174 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,930 Um, yeah, sure. Thanks... 175 00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:13,810 Oh, but I'm super busy you know. 176 00:09:13,810 --> 00:09:15,390 What should I do? 177 00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:18,140 Nope, I changed my mind! 178 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,850 Oh, whatever. Forget it. 179 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:21,860 Get your legs off me! 180 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,730 PR, huh? 181 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,240 So you publicize the student council's activities? 182 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,150 Feels self-congratulatory. I'm not enthusiastic. 183 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,410 Oh, you're so naive, paisen. 184 00:09:30,410 --> 00:09:31,320 Close your legs. 185 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,450 Anyway, check this out! 186 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:36,500 The graph shows how many people came to our school festival! 187 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,210 Whoa, that jump last year was insane! 188 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:42,040 This is what my PR skills can do! 189 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,090 I have to admit, this is really impressive. You're bringing so much energy to the school. 190 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:48,510 But what on earth did you do to get results like this? 191 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:52,720 {\an8}WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST TIME? MIDDLE SCHOOL / HIGH SCHOOL 192 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:51,340 This went viral when I posted it from the official account. 193 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,890 Hey! Recall this guy! 194 00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:55,890 Posting about your first time on the official account? Are you serious? 195 00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:59,270 The survey asked for when you first dyed your hair. 196 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,520 - What?! - Oh? What did you think it was? 197 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,360 What did my innocent little paisen imagine 198 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,190 when I said, "first time," I wonder? 199 00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:09,420 Whoa! Your face is so red! 200 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:11,160 Hey, stop! Stop that, you idiot! 201 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:15,660 Don't hide it! Come on, show me more of that embarrassed side of you! 202 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:18,950 My iNipple! 203 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,920 {\an8}Next up is the treasurer! 204 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:25,920 {\an8}TREASURER ARISU TERUI 205 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,960 A treasurer's job might seem like it's all about numbers, 206 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:31,220 but it's not difficult once you learn the software. 207 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:31,970 So close! 208 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:34,580 Here's last year's budget records. 209 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,510 You can use them as a starting point to draft a preliminary budget. 210 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,100 - And then... - Why is she getting close? 211 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:41,980 Next, we'll visit each club to inform them of their budget for the coming term. 212 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:42,600 Okay. 213 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,980 We can't always give every club the budget they ask for, 214 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,110 so we sometimes have to deal with complaints. 215 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:53,780 It can be a little tough, but it's part of the job. 216 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:55,740 Senpai does have a heart. 217 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:56,780 {\an8}MUSIC CLUB 218 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,200 Your budget is... 500 Yen. 219 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,290 What?! Seriously?! That's like a combo meal budget! 220 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:02,830 But we did so much last year! 221 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,210 {\an8}I'm sorry, 222 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,920 {\an8}but 17 out of those 19 achievements didn't have any monetary value. 223 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,590 {\an8}What is this, a used-book store appraisal?! 224 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,130 Koki even won the guitar competition. 225 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,340 We also received a report... 226 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,800 Huh?! About what? 227 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,310 There have been intimate encounters... 228 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,310 {\an8}Damn it, this is bad. Let's bail! 229 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,640 {\an8}What the heck are they doing? 230 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:22,270 {\an8}SWIMMING CLUB 231 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:23,730 {\an8}There's a 40,000-yen decrease. 232 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:25,730 {\an8}All right! Let's go swimming in the great outdoors! 233 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:27,150 {\an8}Yes, captain! 234 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,280 {\an8}Wait! How about you work hard next term?! 235 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:29,820 {\an8}BIOLOGY CLUB 236 00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:31,780 {\an8}It's 20% down. 237 00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:34,570 {\an8}We can't afford to buy you food anymore. 238 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,450 {\an8}Rather than watch you waste away, I'd rather just... 239 00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:39,990 {\an8}Maybe you can ask the cafeteria if you can have their leftover food? 240 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:40,330 {\an8}BODYBUILDING CLUB 241 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:41,540 It's being cut in half. 242 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:44,120 They said we can't give you protein powder anymore... 243 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,210 It's not me! My muscles have a mind of their own! 244 00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:50,670 It really is more fun going around with a cute kohai like you. 245 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,670 I'm glad... you think so. 246 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:56,550 Well, that about covers it all. Think you can handle it? 247 00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:57,680 Yes. 248 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,350 The duties are fine. 249 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:03,520 I can handle the work, but the people here... 250 00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:03,270 {\an8}SCARY PERSON PANTY PERSON / LOSER 251 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,150 Well, I get why you'd be nervous. Things can get pretty hectic. 252 00:12:07,150 --> 00:12:08,860 - Ah, no. That's not true... - But you know... 253 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:12,650 They've been looking forward to you joining us. 254 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,200 Terui was especially restless with anticipation. 255 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:19,100 We're not all here right now, but they're all good people. 256 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:22,240 So... trust them. 257 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:25,870 We're all in this together, representing the entire student body. 258 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,790 So, here's to a good year together, 259 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:31,210 Mizunoe! 260 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,050 Okay. 261 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,510 Why is my heart beating so heavily, like the start of an adolescent school story? 262 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:41,640 As if it's heralding the start of something... 263 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:46,560 {\an8}Hey! There's about to edit out my nipple?! 264 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,060 What's going on with my willy? 265 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,190 I'm sorry for the interruption at such a crucial moment. 266 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:54,150 I dealt with it. Please, carry on. 267 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,150 Oh, yeah, thanks... 268 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,530 Nope. I take that back. Okay. 269 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:00,570 {\an8}It's great to have you here! 270 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,700 Could you fill in the bold part over there? 271 00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:07,000 Oh, yes. 272 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:09,710 What is it? 273 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:11,130 It's just, doing this together 274 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:14,260 {\an8}really makes it feel like we're part of the same team now. 275 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:19,050 A lone violet, blooming through the cracked board's of a gutter. 276 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:24,640 All right, that's done. Next, I'll use red. 277 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,400 Excuse me, that was careless of me! 278 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:34,780 {\an8}BEAMING 279 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:34,780 We ended up holding hands like a couple. 280 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:37,110 {\an8}I got all flustered! 281 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:38,900 {\an8}Yes. Me too. 282 00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:42,780 Go ahead and use that one. I'll use my own. 283 00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:43,950 Oh, okay. 284 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:45,790 She's so mature. 285 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,120 A man's hand is huge! 286 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:49,710 {\an8}BA-DUMP BA-DUMP 287 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,170 She's actually a kid. 288 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,290 I felt one for the first time! 289 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,210 It was thick, knobby, and big! 290 00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,840 And a closet perv on top of that. 291 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:01,470 {\an8}STUDYING PHYSICAL EDUCATION 292 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:01,470 Thick, knobby, and big... 293 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,470 {\an8}PRESIDENT WAS TAKEN BY UME AS HIS BRIDE 294 00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,930 Today we're going to go around greeting students! 295 00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:08,810 {\an8}- Understood. - I'm late. 296 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,060 {\an8}I'M LATE 297 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,940 {\an8}I just need to greet people as they pass by, right? 298 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:15,150 Yeah! With enough energy to live up to this sash! 299 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,570 And one more thing... 300 00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:20,870 Yes! This time, we'll also check for violations of the school rules! 301 00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:23,320 Isn't it exciting, Ume? 302 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,740 What? No, I, well... 303 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,830 I certainly want to uphold school discipline 304 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,170 but I'm afraid I'm not very comfortable directly calling people out for their violations. 305 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:36,340 I suppose I did get a little too carried away. 306 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,050 {\an8}Well, our main job today is greeting people anyway, 307 00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:42,470 {\an8}so maybe we'll just keep it to a light bag inspection. 308 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:43,930 {\an8}Terui-senpai! 309 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,970 Oh, a piece of candy. That's a violation! 310 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:48,100 - My snack! - Just endure it. 311 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,310 I really don't want to do this... 312 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,770 {\an8}Good morning. Sorry, but I need to inspect your bag. 313 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,730 {\an8}What?! Can't hear ya! 314 00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:58,900 This isn't going well at all. 315 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,990 Struggling, Mizunoe? 316 00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:04,910 Project your voice from your diaphragm 317 00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:08,120 From around here, okay? There you go, use more force. 318 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,620 I guess I'll keep trying. 319 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,750 All right, I'll give it my all. 320 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,160 Improper uniform, headphones, non-approved bag... 321 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,250 They're a bundle of school-rule violations! 322 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,010 So this is the first person I'm going to bring the hammer down on. 323 00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:21,920 You there. 324 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,090 Scum-Tan! 325 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:28,560 {\an8}PUNISHMENT CELL 326 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,680 {\an8}I'm not a rabbit. 327 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,310 {\an8}- Mistake me for one 'cause I'm cute? - What's that?! 328 00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:32,730 Smoking while walking?! How dare they in this sacred place of learning?! 329 00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:34,270 I need to warn them immediately... 330 00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:35,900 Hey. What's up, Mizunoe? 331 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:37,980 {\an8}PUNISHMENT CELL 332 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,940 The music club, notorious for being a bunch of troublemakers! 333 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,700 I sense school-rule violations coming. 334 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,870 Good morning. I'm sorry, we're doing a bag inspection. 335 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,540 Oh, excuse me... 336 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:52,040 Hey, unexpectedly cooperative. 337 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,790 Oh, this here is a violation, so I'm confiscating it. 338 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,800 Seriously, if you're just gonna cry, don't act all cool. 339 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,010 What are we gonna do? We all pitched in for that. 340 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,170 What was-that all about? 341 00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:06,930 The music club gets a penalty of 10,000 yen. 342 00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:11,020 Well, we found a fair amount of violations. 343 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:14,350 What should we do about this that I confiscated? 344 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:19,230 Normally we'd just throw it away, but there isn't much precedent for this. 345 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:21,110 Yeah, it should be discarded. 346 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,110 But she was crying, and no book is better or worse than another. 347 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,200 - Would you like to read it together? -What?! 348 00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:28,740 But why?! 349 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:33,040 The rules say that manga gets discarded, and novels get returned. 350 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:37,580 Even though it's an erotic book, I think we should examine it. 351 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,170 Senpai! She took my feelings into consideration. 352 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,500 Thank you very much. 353 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,090 No, no. Those feelings of yours are very important. 354 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,300 Well, then, without further ado... 355 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:50,800 Ume's a boy too, after all. 356 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,810 Well, then, let's take our time and go through it from the first page! 357 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:54,930 Okay! 358 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,560 Wow, it's full of erotic pictures. 359 00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,320 I'll admit, this is... 360 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,230 But the captions do have a somewhat literary quality to them. 361 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:07,320 That throbbing virility against the thoroughly soaked intimate place... 362 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,450 Hey! You don't need to read it out loud! 363 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,030 Oh, my. 364 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:20,880 {\an8}ALL PENT UP 365 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,410 This one's bold. What do you think of this, Ume? 366 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:16,500 - Huh? What do you mean? - Do you like it or not? 367 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,960 Wow, it's so open. 368 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,880 It doesn't matter if I like it or not! 369 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,670 {\an8}So, President. 370 00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:24,630 President? 371 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:26,970 Huh? What is it? 372 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,220 What do you think about this, President? 373 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,470 Oh, well... 374 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:37,850 I mean... I think it's really sexy... 375 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:41,730 We've already finished discussing that. 376 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,480 We've moved on to the confiscated kendama. 377 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,070 {\an8}What?! Oh, right! 378 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,240 {\an8}KENDAMAS ARE SEXY 379 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,200 Hiratsuka-sensei. Hiratsuka-sensei. 380 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:54,200 The faculty meeting has started. Please come to the faculty room immediately. 381 00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:57,040 {\an8}Throbbing... virility... 382 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,210 {\an8}Hisako, are you still in there? 383 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,130 All right, so today we're having an all-school assembly. 384 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:06,550 The student council will be speaking today, 385 00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:08,010 so are you all ready? 386 00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:12,050 Yes. I mean, are you okay, Sensei? 387 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,140 You're looking like a panda that nobody expects to show up for. 388 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,810 Huh? Well, teachers don't have to speak today, so I'm good. 389 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:20,520 Okay, that's good. 390 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,560 Okay, it's about to start. 391 00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:26,150 Sorry, I'm gonna run to the bathroom. 392 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,280 You're not prepared at all! 393 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,320 Sensei's not here yet. 394 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,870 There's less than five minutes left. Did something happen? 395 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,200 Maybe she's poop... 396 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,290 Yes, she's probably having a smoke. 397 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:40,710 {\an8}Come to think of it, she set off the fire alarm last week, 398 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:42,580 {\an8}smoking in the bathroom. 399 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,590 {\an8}She's really helpless when it comes to giving in to her desires. 400 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:48,050 - She went to homeroom after. - Please stand. 401 00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:50,760 She always takes the easy way out when something's a hassle. 402 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,300 I ended up not making it in time. 403 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,640 Thank you all for gathering here today. 404 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,850 Did she memorize all of this? 405 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:01,940 It's all improvised. She's used to it, 406 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:05,440 and she's quick on her feet. That's the top student in the grade for you. 407 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,150 Impressive. 408 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,900 - Even though she's a closet perv. - Even though she's a closet perv. 409 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:09,900 {\an8}That's all from my side... 410 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,610 Next, we have an announcement from Public Relations. 411 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,490 It's Otori's turn. 412 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:16,950 Are you going to be okay? 413 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,160 The teachers are here too, so you have to get it together. 414 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:21,120 {\an8}FRUSTRATED 415 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,790 Now, as the Public Relations rep, I'd like to discuss the correlation 416 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:28,340 between our school's community service activities and the rate of regional revitalization... 417 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,170 He's so proper! He even changed clothes! 418 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,090 Oh, wow, that's rare. 419 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,390 That's it from Public Relations. 420 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,680 What's gotten into you? Did you eat something bad? 421 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:42,390 Oh, that was a piece of cake. As long as I give it my all, you know? 422 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,940 But anyway, how about you, Ume? Are you gonna be okay? 423 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:48,110 The teachers are here too, so you have to get it together. 424 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,070 Next, we'll hear from the secretary... 425 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:51,820 That jerk! 426 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,660 Shoot, I'm actually getting really nervous. 427 00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:57,030 President and Otori were flawless... 428 00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:59,030 I need to get it together! 429 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,740 Oh, that feels better. 430 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:04,920 What's up, Mizunoe? You look pale. Need to poop? 431 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,080 No, I'm nervous. 432 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:10,380 Come on, you've worked your ass off to get this far. 433 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,760 All you gotta do is go out there and give it your all. 434 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,010 I'll be watching, so hold your head up high. 435 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,340 Sensei... 436 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,350 But you only told me about this yesterday. 437 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,850 Counting on you tomorrow. 438 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,680 You haven't seen any of my efforts. 439 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,650 Now, here's a speech 440 00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:28,770 from our newly appointed secretary, Ume Mizunoe. 441 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,610 Whoa! There's a lot of them! 442 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:32,940 Hello. I am the secretary... 443 00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:34,780 I'm so nervous, my voice is cracking... 444 00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:36,660 Oh! Sensei... 445 00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:39,030 You just watch, Hiratsuka! 446 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:42,330 Well, it helped ease the tension, and things went surprisingly weil. 447 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:46,080 - How he addressed Hiratsuka-sensei. - But the students are all riled up. 448 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,340 I'm sorry for the commotion right before your turn, Senpai. 449 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,170 Oh, it's not a problem at all. 450 00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:55,470 I'm Terui, the treasurer. 451 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:58,930 {\an8}SILENCE... 452 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,470 Is this a wake? 453 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,930 That's all from your student council. 454 00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,640 - Thank you all for listening. - We managed to get through it. 455 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,140 Yes, indeed. 456 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,650 So boring! 457 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,690 {\an8}PLONK 458 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,690 Tan, you left this. 459 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,070 Rabbit mating... 460 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,820 Hey, that's the video I took in the shed the other day. 461 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:23,660 Isn't this hilarious? 462 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,040 - Principal! What is that?! - Ume! 463 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,000 - They're mating! - Huh? Oh! 464 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:27,870 President! 465 00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:31,170 - Please close it! - That hurts! 466 00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:32,590 -A mammogram?! - I'm sorry. 467 00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:34,420 Why is it suddenly showing a mammogram?! 468 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,720 That school-wide assembly became legendary. 469 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,340 I can never get married now. 470 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,090 I guess Ume's the one who has to take her now. 471 00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:43,220 What? 472 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:46,020 It's been decided that Mizunoe will take Kotobuki as his bride. 473 00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:48,320 {\an8}ALL PENT UP 474 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,060 - Hey! Hisako?! - Ume's... taking me... 475 00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:53,140 PATIENTLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY TOONSHUB