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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample Parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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So, these guys made fun of your
weight and made you feel ashamed?

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Yes, I was just trying to do my job

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as a food critic, and
they all ganged up on me

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and said I was fat.

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All right, why don't you
take me back to what happened.

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I was in the locker room...

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And I was in my underwear,
and these kids walked by.

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Then I looked in the mirror, and
I thought I looked kind of ripped,

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and so I asked one of the kids if he
would take a picture of m-me, and he did.

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And I looked at the picture,
and I looked pretty ripped,

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so later at home, I put the
picture up on my Yelp account,

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And I typed in, "Don't I look ripped?"

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And I thought people
would be stoked on me.

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Then this morning, I saw
the comments on Twitter,

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and some people c-called me
names and said I wasn't ripped,

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and they said I was fat,
and I didn't have muscles.

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Internet m-m-made
fu-fun of me and...

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Well, Eric, maybe you shouldn't
have put a picture of you

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in your underwear up on social media...

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Hey! You got a fucking problem, Mackey?!

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N-no, P.C. Principal!

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Because body shaming is fucking serious,

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and I'm not gonna allow
that shit in my school!

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Nobody should have to
feel that kind of shame.

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Okay, sir, looks like
your total is $37.83.

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All right.

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Okay, and would you like
to add a dollar donation

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to help hungry kids around the world?

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Oh, uh, no, th-that's okay.

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- Sorry?
- I'm... I'm good.

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I'm sorry, you don't want to
give the dollar to hungry kids?

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- Not today, thank you.
- Okay, no problem.

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Window's gonna come up and ask
if you're helping the hungry kids.

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- Just hit "No, I'm not."
- Oh, come on.

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Try hitting it again.

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It's the box below the one that says,

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"Sure, I'd love to help however I can."

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Ah, darn thing. Sorry.

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Most people give the dollar.
I can do this manually.

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Look, I give money to
charity a lot, okay?

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Oh, sure you do.

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I do! I just don't want to
every time I shop for food.

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That's completely understandable.

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"Have customer speak
on the"... Oh, okay.

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If you can just speak into
the voice decoder and say,

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"I'm not giving anything
to the hungry kids."

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I'm not giving anything
to the hungry kids.

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Okay, that's got it.

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So, with the ice cream,
the vodka, pizza pockets,

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and nothing for hungry
kids, that's $37.83.

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Oh, don't forget your change.

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Look, if I gave money every time I
went grocery shopping, I would be...

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Thanks for shopping, sir. Next, please.

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Dick.

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Come on in, Kyle. Have
a seat right there.

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You probably heard that Eric here has
been dealing with some body shaming.

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Uh-huh.

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Well, Eric and I have been talking,

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and we've decided it's probably best
for him to get off of social media.

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Yeah, probably.

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So, what we're looking
for is a student volunteer.

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Somebody who can put the things Eric
wants up on the Internet for him,

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and also filter through all the comments
and make it more of a safe space for him.

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Wait, what?

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I said you were perfect
because you're really good

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at getting all your
schoolwork done on time,

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s-s-so you'd probably
do a really good job.

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You want me to run Cartman's
Twitter and Yelp account

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and only give him the good comments?

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- That's right.
- No.

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Kyle, you know what
body shaming is, right?

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How much it can hurt someone's life?

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All you have to do is
check out all the comments,

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type out just the positive ones,
and give that to Eric on paper.

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If he doesn't like what
people say on Twitter,

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he can get off.

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Okay, Kyle, well maybe you'd
like two weeks detention instead.

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Give me... Give me detention.

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- You sure about that?
- Yeah, I'll take the detention.

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That's two weeks detention for
you, bud. I'll see you at 4:00.

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And when we said someone
should probably help Eric

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by filtering out any negative comments,

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he mentioned you by name.

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Is this a joke?

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I'm not a joke!

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Nothing funny about this, Testaberger.

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- This is a big problem in our country.
- I'm not doing it.

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And that's two weeks detention
for you. Congratulations.

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And so any comments
that seem inappropriate

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or hurtful in any
way, you need to delete

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and not include in your
daily report to Eric.

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I wanted someone smart and hardworking!

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- Do I gotta?
- You want detention?

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Well, if I get detention,
I'll get grounded.

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Then you start today.

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Butters, it's your job to make
sure Eric has a safe space.

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Oh, I'm sorry!

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Oh, no, my... my fault.

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Isn't it great having a Whole Foods?

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This is where I come
for lunch every day.

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Got to eat healthy to stay fit.

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Oh, shit. It's that guy.

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And how are you today, sir?

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Great.

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Uh, listen, before you ring me up,

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I just want to let you know

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I'm not gonna be giving
extra money to charity,

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so can we... can we just skip that part?

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Oh, no problem, sir.

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They've updated the system so
it's a lot more streamlined now.

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Find everything you need today?

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Yeah, thanks.

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There we go, and that's...

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Okay, and would you like to give
a dollar to hungry kids today?

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- No, I said no before.
- Oh, that's right.

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Okay, there's a picture
of a little hungry boy.

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Will you just press on his belly?

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Owww! Owwwww!

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Okay, that's got it.

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So, with the no help for
hungry kids, that's $18.87.

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Out of $20...

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Your change is right there.

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Just pull out the sandwich
out of the little girl's mouth.

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This is not streamlined.

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It's just the new change dispenser, sir.

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I... I-I can't...

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Yeah, she's a hungry
one. You got to pull hard.

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The sandwich isn't coming out.

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Try putting your foot on her face.

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Ugh.

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Have a nice day, sir!

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I was having a nice day.

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Eric, hold up.

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There you are. You have
my social-media comments?

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Yeah. Yeah, right here.

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I just finished this morning.

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Mm-hmm. Oh, that's nice. Oh, great.

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This is all the Twitter comments?

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Yeah, and people commenting
on your Yelp page starts here.

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Okay, nice. Oh ni...

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Oh, very enthusiastic. This is so great!

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Oh, Kyle!

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You thought me having
someone edit my social media

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would make me look stupid?

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You should see all the
comments I'm getting.

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People are actually
really stoked on me now.

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It's a pretty brutal job sifting
through all that darkness.

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All right, everyone, listen up.

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In order to better understand the
negative affects of body shaming we have...

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Hey, Leslie, put a fucking sock in it!!

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We have a guest speaker today

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who will challenge our
perceptions of physical beauty.

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So, please welcome action
star and hero Steven Seagal.

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You got a problem with me?

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I'm your worst nightmare.

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I have no fear of death.

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More important, I don't fear life.

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I'm a big action-movie star,

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and people are pretty stoked on me.

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And then I put a picture of
myself up on the Internet,

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and I had my shirt off, and I said,

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"Do you think I'm ripped?"
and some people commented

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saying I didn't look
ripped, that I was fat,

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and they called me Steven SeBoomBoom,

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and so then I put another
picture on the Internet,

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and I thought people
would be stoked on me,

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but they said I looked like a fat turd,

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and they said I wasn't buff.

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Body shaming isn't cool,

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And if p-people shame
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You have to make sure that you stay...

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You stay strong,

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And tell everyone you're proud
of how you look. Like this.

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♪ What you find, ahh ♪

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♪ What you feel now ♪

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Hey, Seagal.

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Listen, that was a really
amazing talk you gave to the kids.

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Thank you.

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I can see that you're
in a lot of pain, bro.

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I've got someone who I think can help.

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So, I want you to do for Mr. Seagal

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The same thing that you're
doing for Eric Cartman.

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But P.C. Principal, I
really don't have time.

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This man took the time
to come to your school

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And help spread body-shaming awareness!

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I think you can give him
a little of your time!

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Yes, sir.

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Find everything you needed today?

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Yes.

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Okay, looks like your
total comes to $37.98.

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Would you like to give a
dollar to help feed hungry kids?

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Yes, I would like to give a dollar.

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You want to give a dollar?

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Yes, I will.

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Oh, wow! Okay!

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So, that's $10 for the beer,

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$4.20 in chocolate-covered peanuts,

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$26 in filet mignons,

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And $1 for hungry kids around the world.

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On amount of donation, it
will say $10, $20, or $50.

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Can you just press the $1 box?

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Attention shoppers!

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Somebody just joined
the one-dollar club!

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Giving one whole dollar to
help feed hungry children!

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Here's your T-shirt!

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Oh, won't the kids be thrilled
when they get their piece

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of that big, impressive dollar!

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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

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♪ For he's a jolly good fellooow ♪

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♪ He ended world hunger ♪

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Oh God, that's terrible. Jesus.

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Yeah, no, I'm telling you, Tracy,

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It's the greatest thing ever.

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I'm getting all my Twitter and
Instagram comments on paper,

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And the nasty mean stuff
all gets edited out.

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Oh, my God. Ugh.

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Yeah! And the coolest thing?

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Ever since I started using this service,

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All my followers are actually
way more stoked on me!

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So cool, right?!

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Butters!

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What the hell is this?!

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The last report you gave
me has a comment that says,

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"This picture of you
burned my eyes, fatso."

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I'm sorry, Eric. I-I guess
it slipped through the cracks.

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I'm overloaded with all the new people.

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What new people?

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I've got Demi Lovato
to take care of now,

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And Lena Dunham just put
a picture of her asshole

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On Twitter and wants only
the positive comments.

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Dude, fuck Demi Lovato.
She's fucking hot.

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She's not being fat shamed.

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Am so! But I don't care.

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People just have to accept
my body the way it is.

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Butters, I want this fixed
by tonight. You got that?

247
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Okay, Eric.

248
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:50,113
♪ Amazing grace ♪

249
00:10:51,924 --> 00:10:54,670
♪ How sweet the sound ♪

250
00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:57,108
This is a place where hope is scarce.

251
00:10:57,141 --> 00:10:59,112
These people are hungry.

252
00:10:59,145 --> 00:11:01,317
Little Jo Jo here might not eat today.

253
00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:03,421
But does that mean
it's okay for cashiers

254
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,858
To ask us for money while
we're in the checkout line?

255
00:11:05,892 --> 00:11:09,165
It isn't right, and it isn't fair.

256
00:11:09,198 --> 00:11:12,905
Just 2 dollars a day adds up
to 62 goddamn dollars a month

257
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,410
If you go to Whole
Foods as much as I do.

258
00:11:15,444 --> 00:11:18,150
Nobody should have to feel
the shame, the humiliation,

259
00:11:18,183 --> 00:11:21,021
Of being asked to add money
onto their grocery bill.

260
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,094
Help now. Let's make grocery
stores a safe space for all.

261
00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:27,133
Together, we can make a difference.

262
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:31,175
Because charity shaming hurts everyone.

263
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,450
You know, if there's one
thing I really respect,

264
00:11:35,484 --> 00:11:37,353
It's plus-sized models
who challenge the idea

265
00:11:37,387 --> 00:11:39,157
Of what makes a woman beautiful.

266
00:11:39,191 --> 00:11:40,994
These ladies are gonna be
part of a big ad campaign

267
00:11:41,028 --> 00:11:42,397
For plus-sized lingerie,
and we want make sure

268
00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:44,401
They're protected from
any harassing comments.

269
00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:46,371
Do I have to, sir?

270
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,074
Hey, they're gonna be
putting themselves out there,

271
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,346
And all I'm asking you to do
is go through their social media

272
00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:52,250
And delete the two or three
comments that are mean.

273
00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:54,226
P.C. Principal, I don't
think you quite realize

274
00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:56,365
How much negative stuff
I have to sift through.

275
00:11:56,398 --> 00:11:57,901
I know it's a lot, but
I just really need you

276
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,236
To help these plus-sized models.

277
00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:00,272
And Vin Diesel.

278
00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:02,009
Vin Diesel, too?!

279
00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:04,814
Look, bro, You've done an
amazing job with Eric Cartman.

280
00:12:04,847 --> 00:12:06,484
You have really turned his life around,

281
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:10,125
And other people deserve
to be as happy as he is.

282
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,339
♪ Everyone likes me
and thinks I'm great ♪

283
00:12:17,372 --> 00:12:19,844
♪ In my safe spaaace ♪

284
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:22,081
♪ My safe space ♪

285
00:12:22,115 --> 00:12:25,121
♪ People don't judge me
and haters don't hate ♪

286
00:12:25,154 --> 00:12:27,426
♪ In my safe space ♪

287
00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:29,796
♪ Your safe space ♪

288
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:33,771
♪ Bully-proof windows,
troll-safe doors ♪

289
00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:36,877
♪ Nothing but kindness in here ♪

290
00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:39,182
♪ You might call me a pussy ♪

291
00:12:39,215 --> 00:12:42,555
♪ But I won't hear
you in my safe space ♪

292
00:12:42,588 --> 00:12:44,993
♪ My safe space ♪

293
00:12:45,026 --> 00:12:47,197
♪ Bully-proof windows ♪

294
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:52,441
♪ If you do not like
me, you are not allowed ♪

295
00:12:52,475 --> 00:12:54,351
♪ In my safe space ♪

296
00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,923
♪ My safe space ♪

297
00:12:56,957 --> 00:12:59,929
♪ Look and you will see
there's a very select crowd ♪

298
00:12:59,962 --> 00:13:02,367
♪ In your safe space ♪

299
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,205
♪ My safe space ♪

300
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:08,346
♪ People that support
me mixed in with ♪

301
00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:12,254
♪ More people that support
me and say nice things ♪

302
00:13:12,287 --> 00:13:14,223
♪ Rainbows all around me ♪

303
00:13:14,257 --> 00:13:18,065
♪ There is no shame
in my safe space ♪

304
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,102
♪ My safe space ♪

305
00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:21,838
♪ Bully-proof windows ♪

306
00:13:28,986 --> 00:13:31,892
♪ I am going to tear
down your safe space ♪

307
00:13:31,925 --> 00:13:34,363
♪ Brick by brick, I
shall smash it with glee ♪

308
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,133
What? Who is that?

309
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,839
♪ You cannot stop me
from getting inside ♪

310
00:13:38,872 --> 00:13:41,477
♪ I am cold and I am
hard and my name... ♪

311
00:13:41,511 --> 00:13:43,581
♪ Is Reality ♪

312
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:48,190
Oh, no, not Reality! Somebody stop him!

313
00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:50,328
I'll take care of him, Demi!
Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew!

314
00:13:50,361 --> 00:13:53,240
♪ You can't ruin
our lives, Reality ♪

315
00:13:53,274 --> 00:13:55,344
♪ Our safe space will keep you out ♪

316
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:55,912
Drat!

317
00:13:55,945 --> 00:13:58,484
♪ We can face almost anything ♪

318
00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:00,922
♪ But Reality, we can do without ♪

319
00:14:00,955 --> 00:14:04,329
Noooo!

320
00:14:04,362 --> 00:14:06,266
♪ Bully-proof windows ♪

321
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,305
♪ Troll-safe doors ♪

322
00:14:09,339 --> 00:14:14,058
♪ My safe spaaaaaace ♪

323
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,860
That was nice.

324
00:14:17,978 --> 00:14:19,814
All right, thanks! Have a great day.

325
00:14:19,848 --> 00:14:21,151
Good afternoon, sir.

326
00:14:21,184 --> 00:14:22,319
Oh, hello.

327
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,361
You might know Steven Seagal.

328
00:14:26,394 --> 00:14:28,198
You want to play with me?

329
00:14:28,231 --> 00:14:30,235
And this is Vin Diesel.

330
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,404
Oh, hello, gentlemen!

331
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:35,339
It'd be... a really bad idea for
you to charity shame me today.

332
00:14:35,513 --> 00:14:38,117
These guys are here to
protect my safe space.

333
00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:39,222
That's great!

334
00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,395
♪ This little piggy went to market ♪

335
00:14:43,428 --> 00:14:45,599
♪ This little piggy stayed home ♪

336
00:14:45,632 --> 00:14:48,337
♪ This little piggy was
in "Fast and the Furious" ♪

337
00:14:50,642 --> 00:14:52,512
♪ And this little piggy
goes direct to cable ♪

338
00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:58,760
And this little piggy just bought
$53 in beer and frozen pizzas!

339
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:01,399
Would you like to make a dollar
donation to hungry kids today?

340
00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:08,766
♪ Amazing grace ♪

341
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,133
Look around you. What do you see?

342
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,090
People who are slim, skinny.

343
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:17,736
But not everyone can have
nice bodies like them.

344
00:15:17,769 --> 00:15:20,775
Just imagine it... Putting
your pictures up on Twitter

345
00:15:20,809 --> 00:15:23,581
Just to have some people write
comments about your weight.

346
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,583
It happens. All too often.

347
00:15:26,618 --> 00:15:28,195
But it doesn't stop there.

348
00:15:28,357 --> 00:15:31,363
People also can be shamed for
other traits viewed as negative.

349
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:34,194
Mike here was shamed for
not being a good recycler.

350
00:15:34,697 --> 00:15:39,399
And so, together, we have
created "Shameless America."

351
00:15:39,976 --> 00:15:42,214
So no one is ever labeled...

352
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,626
Tubby.

353
00:15:43,661 --> 00:15:45,228
Bad with tools.

354
00:15:45,263 --> 00:15:46,738
Dyke.

355
00:15:46,773 --> 00:15:49,551
Butter, butter dirty line-cutter.

356
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:53,844
Let's work together to create
a completely shameless America.

357
00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:57,049
Because shaming hurts everyone.

358
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,671
"Hey, Demi Lovato, I
bet your vagina has a"...

359
00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:06,141
Oh... oh, God...

360
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,744
Oh, that's ter... horrible!

361
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,319
Geez. Delete.

362
00:16:12,353 --> 00:16:14,057
Delete that, too.

363
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:17,096
"I'd like to stick my wiener in
those fat rolls of"... Oh God!

364
00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:19,167
Delete. "You aren't
fat, but my dick is."

365
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,001
Oh, God.

366
00:16:20,035 --> 00:16:21,705
Ha ha! Aaaah!

367
00:16:21,738 --> 00:16:24,277
So, you're the one
trying to destroy me, eh?

368
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,846
What?!

369
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,017
You little shit! Keep me out, will you?!

370
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:29,353
I don't know you, sir!

371
00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:31,391
You can't stop me!

372
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,361
I'm going to kill you!

373
00:16:33,983 --> 00:16:35,523
Butters! What are you doing!?

374
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,769
W-well, the man! The
man is gonna get me!

375
00:16:40,308 --> 00:16:43,314
And some chocolate-covered almonds...

376
00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:45,852
Vanderpump sangria mix...

377
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:49,359
Yeah, I'm... I'm a little tired
because I'm actually hosting a

378
00:16:49,392 --> 00:16:51,937
huge fundraiser for my
charity organization.

379
00:16:51,971 --> 00:16:53,174
That I'm sort of the head of.

380
00:16:53,207 --> 00:16:55,779
That's great, sir.
Ice-cream sandwiches...

381
00:16:55,812 --> 00:16:57,181
Yeah, we're gonna raise a lot of money.

382
00:16:57,214 --> 00:16:58,450
Celebrities are coming.

383
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:01,089
Demi Lovato has given
$100,000 for the event.

384
00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:03,460
Wonderful. Rotisserie chicken...

385
00:17:03,494 --> 00:17:05,498
Oh yep, got to have
that Frank's Hot Sauce.

386
00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:08,069
I just thought, you
know, a fundraiser dinner

387
00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:11,109
Was sort of the appropriate
place to ask for donations.

388
00:17:11,142 --> 00:17:12,311
That's great, sir.

389
00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:13,980
Okay, your total's $37.85.

390
00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:16,820
And would you like to give a dollar
to help put a hamster through college?

391
00:17:18,256 --> 00:17:20,092
What?! Did you not
hear anything I said?!

392
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,996
I'm... I'm doing all this stuff!

393
00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:22,932
Not a problem, sir.

394
00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:24,100
If you could just press the "No" button,

395
00:17:24,134 --> 00:17:27,040
And tell the little hamster
he's not going to college.

396
00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:30,179
Just look him right in the eye, sir,

397
00:17:30,212 --> 00:17:31,983
And say, "Not today, buddy."

398
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:34,254
Actually, my big fundraising gala

399
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,424
Is helping put hamsters
through college, too.

400
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,262
Oh, really? Wow!

401
00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:41,068
Did you hear that,
Banjo?! You've got support!

402
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,105
Well you have a nice day sir,

403
00:17:43,138 --> 00:17:45,943
And thank you so much
for being so generous.

404
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,079
You're welcome.

405
00:17:50,619 --> 00:17:52,964
Hey Kyle, you want to see

406
00:17:52,997 --> 00:17:55,068
What people on the Internet
said about my dick pic?

407
00:17:55,101 --> 00:17:56,905
Everyone's pretty stoked on it.

408
00:17:56,939 --> 00:17:59,309
There's more than two
people on the Internet!

409
00:17:59,343 --> 00:18:01,781
The man! The man, the
man, the man, the man!

410
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,017
The man! He's gonna get me!

411
00:18:03,051 --> 00:18:04,219
He follows me everywhere!

412
00:18:04,253 --> 00:18:05,421
Did you see the man?!

413
00:18:05,455 --> 00:18:06,457
Butters, what are you doing?!

414
00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:08,227
He's gonna get me!

415
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,830
Dude, Butters, you're seeing things!

416
00:18:09,864 --> 00:18:11,233
Sifting through all the horrible stuff

417
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:12,903
People say on the Internet
is making you lose it.

418
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:14,439
The world is darkness!
The man is coming!

419
00:18:14,473 --> 00:18:16,009
Dude, Butters!

420
00:18:18,548 --> 00:18:21,120
And what color is the little
ball the kittens are playing with?

421
00:18:21,153 --> 00:18:22,690
Run for your lives, you little...

422
00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:24,794
The man is coming!

423
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:26,864
Butters, listen to my voice.

424
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,538
The man is gonna get me if I don't stop.

425
00:18:28,573 --> 00:18:30,004
Then stop, dude.

426
00:18:30,037 --> 00:18:31,874
Butters, all this isn't worth it.

427
00:18:31,908 --> 00:18:33,844
Just take the detention, dude.

428
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,116
Yaaaah!

429
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,772
All right, everyone, thanks for coming

430
00:18:47,805 --> 00:18:49,342
To help raise money to stop shaming

431
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,233
and put hamsters through college.

432
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,089
What'd he say?

433
00:18:53,122 --> 00:18:55,294
And now a woman who knows
about shaming firsthand,

434
00:18:55,327 --> 00:18:57,641
Supermodel Gigi Hadid.

435
00:18:57,676 --> 00:19:00,136
All right, everyone enjoying themselves?

436
00:19:00,169 --> 00:19:02,173
How's that filet mignon?

437
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,800
Good! Really nice! Great!

438
00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:07,317
You know, we're all here for
a really important reason.

439
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:08,839
Because everyone should have
a safe space wherever they go...

440
00:19:08,998 --> 00:19:10,945
- Randy! Randy, we've got a problem.
- What?

441
00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:13,730
Reality's here. He's
trying to crash the party.

442
00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:16,100
Reality?! Who let him in?! Shit!

443
00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:17,671
Our hope is that with your donation...

444
00:19:17,704 --> 00:19:18,840
Ooh, nice wine, huh?

445
00:19:18,873 --> 00:19:20,108
What do you think of that?

446
00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:21,946
You know what I think
of your pretty flowers?

447
00:19:24,116 --> 00:19:25,252
There you go! How do you like that?

448
00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:26,388
All right, buddy, let's go.

449
00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:27,423
I shit on all of you!

450
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,427
Seagal!

451
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,232
Fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you!

452
00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:33,902
Give me that, you stupid bitch.

453
00:19:33,935 --> 00:19:35,873
What a lovely charity event.
I suppose you're all feeling

454
00:19:35,906 --> 00:19:37,476
Pretty good about yourselves, hmmm?

455
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,146
What have you done?

456
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,049
You've raised $300 by spending $500,000

457
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,687
On Filet Mignon and crystal glasses.

458
00:19:44,824 --> 00:19:46,607
Look at you. Vin Dipshit

459
00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:47,863
You say fat shaming is wrong,

460
00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:49,567
So in response you show off your abs.

461
00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:51,645
You're the one fat shaming, idiot!

462
00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:53,414
What's the matter with you people?

463
00:19:53,448 --> 00:19:56,387
You're sad that people are mean?

464
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:59,994
Well, I'm sorry, the world isn't
one big liberal-arts college campus!

465
00:20:00,806 --> 00:20:02,733
We eat too much. We take our
spoiled lives for granted.

466
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:04,603
Feel a little bad about it sometimes.

467
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,674
No, you want to put all
your shit up on the Internet

468
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,557
And have every single
person say, "Hooray for you!"

469
00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:10,181
Fuck you. You're all pricks.

470
00:20:10,679 --> 00:20:12,185
And I've got news for you.

471
00:20:12,218 --> 00:20:14,422
While you've been sitting
here trying to feel good,

472
00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:18,178
the little boy who sucked all
your shit is about to die from it!

473
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,434
What?

474
00:20:24,536 --> 00:20:25,702
Oh, my God.

475
00:20:25,737 --> 00:20:26,979
What have we done?

476
00:20:27,013 --> 00:20:29,584
Jesus. I-I didn't even think...

477
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:33,192
I guess... I asked too much of one kid.

478
00:20:34,628 --> 00:20:37,199
Listen, everybody...

479
00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:41,233
I think there's a way to try
and make this right for everyone.

480
00:20:47,929 --> 00:20:52,302
To date, Shameless America
has raised over $40,000.

481
00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:55,943
With that money, we are
putting more and more iPads

482
00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:59,183
Into these people's hands.

483
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:02,323
With iPads, these people can
finally help more Americans

484
00:21:02,356 --> 00:21:04,994
Get rid of negativity
on their social media.

485
00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:06,726
Oh, thanks, Jo Jo.

486
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,637
I'm shame-free now, and you can be too.

487
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:12,609
For just $1 a day, one of
these beautiful children

488
00:21:12,643 --> 00:21:16,350
Will protect you from trolls and
make your Internet a safe space.

489
00:21:16,383 --> 00:21:20,124
We won't rest until America
is completely shameless.

490
00:21:20,158 --> 00:21:21,451
The world can be brutal.

491
00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:25,000
But Shameless America is
going to continue to take steps

492
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:28,106
to make sure everyone
has a safe space forever.

493
00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:32,382
Are you sure this is a good idea?

494
00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:33,951
Uh-huh.