1 00:00:03,676 --> 00:00:04,990 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 2 00:00:05,045 --> 00:00:06,812 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:06,835 --> 00:00:08,657 ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:08,681 --> 00:00:10,284 ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:10,323 --> 00:00:11,848 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 6 00:00:11,864 --> 00:00:13,365 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:13,396 --> 00:00:15,164 ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:15,219 --> 00:00:16,923 ♪ people spouting," howdy, neighbor ♪ 9 00:00:16,931 --> 00:00:18,073 ♪ I'm headin' down to South Park ♪ 10 00:00:18,112 --> 00:00:19,731 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,904 ♪ murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrr ♪ 12 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,695 ♪ mff mrmmph! Murpph mmmph mmph ♪ 13 00:00:23,735 --> 00:00:25,143 ♪ so come on down to South Park ♪ 14 00:00:25,182 --> 00:00:27,302 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪ 15 00:00:27,489 --> 00:00:29,843 - synced and corrected by mczolly - - www.addic7ed.com - 16 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,464 Hey, Token. 17 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:34,120 What's up, bro? 18 00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:35,191 Nothing. 19 00:00:35,246 --> 00:00:36,396 Nothing. Me neither. 20 00:00:36,516 --> 00:00:37,608 Nothing's going on. 21 00:00:37,655 --> 00:00:38,797 Sucks. 22 00:00:39,555 --> 00:00:40,580 Everything good with you? 23 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:41,979 Yeah. Sweet. 24 00:00:42,099 --> 00:00:43,230 Hey, Jimmy, what are you doing? 25 00:00:43,269 --> 00:00:45,295 - I'm getting... - I'm hanging out with Token. 26 00:00:45,350 --> 00:00:46,632 Did you know if it wasn't for African-Americans 27 00:00:46,648 --> 00:00:47,664 we wouldn't have rock and roll. 28 00:00:47,687 --> 00:00:49,408 So cool that we have a black president. 29 00:00:49,971 --> 00:00:51,394 It's about time. 30 00:00:52,497 --> 00:00:55,008 - Is he doing it again? - He's doing it again. 31 00:00:55,047 --> 00:00:56,361 Dude, erm... what are you going after school? 32 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,745 Token, do you wanna hang out? 33 00:00:57,769 --> 00:00:59,184 I have band practice. 34 00:00:59,304 --> 00:01:01,022 You're so school. 35 00:01:01,077 --> 00:01:03,392 Fist bump. 36 00:01:03,649 --> 00:01:05,182 Fist bump, bro. 37 00:01:08,052 --> 00:01:09,711 Cartman are you feeling all right? 38 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:10,884 Yeah, why? 39 00:01:10,915 --> 00:01:12,714 You think something's wrong? 40 00:01:15,188 --> 00:01:16,898 All right now the French revolution 41 00:01:16,937 --> 00:01:19,912 was basically started by a young man named Marius 42 00:01:20,032 --> 00:01:23,027 who only knew Jean Valjean as an older man... 43 00:01:24,191 --> 00:01:29,190 The French government at the time was led by Javert, who was trying... 44 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:30,334 No, stop! 45 00:01:30,454 --> 00:01:31,586 Token, stop. 46 00:01:31,706 --> 00:01:33,626 My brain... stop eating my brain. 47 00:01:33,682 --> 00:01:35,703 Brad Pitt, haug. 48 00:01:39,488 --> 00:01:40,420 Hey, Token. 49 00:01:40,452 --> 00:01:41,622 What's up, bro? 50 00:01:41,928 --> 00:01:43,054 Fist bump? 51 00:01:45,863 --> 00:01:48,916 Eric. Something is clearly wrong, m'kay? 52 00:01:48,947 --> 00:01:51,469 And it would be best to just get it out in the open. 53 00:01:51,538 --> 00:01:52,532 It's Token! 54 00:01:52,601 --> 00:01:54,134 I think he's a ticking time bomb. 55 00:01:54,453 --> 00:01:57,137 Why do you think Token is a ticking time bomb? 56 00:01:57,257 --> 00:01:58,444 He's pissed off 57 00:01:58,564 --> 00:02:01,160 Because of something that happened a long time ago. But he won't forget! 58 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,150 You think he blames you for something? 59 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:05,183 But it wasn't me. It wasn't my fault. 60 00:02:05,189 --> 00:02:08,828 Have you thought about maybe writing your feelings down in a poem? 61 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:11,312 Write the poem and give that to Token? 62 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,889 No, it's too gay. 63 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,265 It would only make things worse. 64 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:17,356 Eric, you need to do something because you're keep losing sleep. 65 00:02:17,381 --> 00:02:20,077 M'kay? Sleep is very important to your success at school. 66 00:02:20,187 --> 00:02:21,204 M'kay. 67 00:02:21,385 --> 00:02:22,142 M'kay. 68 00:02:22,262 --> 00:02:23,400 I'll be m'kay. 69 00:02:23,469 --> 00:02:26,203 M'kay. You sure? Because I'm here if you need me. 70 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,024 M'kay. 71 00:02:31,578 --> 00:02:34,643 No, Token, leave Brad Pitt alone. 72 00:02:35,169 --> 00:02:37,021 Brad Pitt... fighting zombies. 73 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,535 No, Token! Token! 74 00:02:40,637 --> 00:02:42,183 Eat your breakfast, girls. 75 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:43,227 Where's daddy? 76 00:02:43,252 --> 00:02:45,054 You can eat without your father in the room. 77 00:02:45,154 --> 00:02:47,480 - Now hurry! - Daddy! 78 00:02:47,807 --> 00:02:48,833 Good morning, girls! 79 00:02:48,845 --> 00:02:50,422 Saved daddy any pancakes? 80 00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:53,607 Look at that, 6:00 A.M. and my family's already smiling. 81 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:56,797 How'd I get such a perfect husband. 82 00:02:56,829 --> 00:02:58,656 How did I get such a perfect wife. 83 00:02:58,687 --> 00:03:00,026 I love you, dad. 84 00:03:00,082 --> 00:03:02,973 I love you too, princess. I love you both, equally. 85 00:03:02,985 --> 00:03:05,494 Nothing can ever go wrong so long as we have each other. 86 00:03:05,614 --> 00:03:07,803 Today apparently will be the day. 87 00:03:07,835 --> 00:03:09,549 CNN has just received word a 88 00:03:09,574 --> 00:03:13,145 verdict in the George Zimmerman trial is expected to come at any moment. 89 00:03:13,214 --> 00:03:15,173 Zimmerman is accused of shooting Trayvon Martin 90 00:03:15,191 --> 00:03:16,987 and the jury will now decide his fate. 91 00:03:17,107 --> 00:03:19,264 Daddy. Who is Trayvon Martin? 92 00:03:19,384 --> 00:03:20,303 Nobody. 93 00:03:20,423 --> 00:03:22,467 Let's get you girls to school. 94 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,204 Is it bigger than a bread box? 95 00:03:27,324 --> 00:03:28,943 What's a bread box, dad? 96 00:03:29,063 --> 00:03:30,876 Hehe. Daddy's so cool. 97 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,466 You can say that again. 98 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:34,574 Why aren't we moving? 99 00:03:34,618 --> 00:03:35,475 What's going on? 100 00:03:35,706 --> 00:03:40,205 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day and I can't stop ♪ 101 00:03:40,274 --> 00:03:42,245 ♪ myself from smiling... ♪ 102 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:44,579 We interrupt this cool song for a news bulletin. 103 00:03:44,604 --> 00:03:47,182 A verdict has just been headed down in the case of George Zimmerman. 104 00:03:47,219 --> 00:03:48,715 In a shocking turn of events, 105 00:03:48,746 --> 00:03:50,942 the jury has found Zimmerman, not guilty. 106 00:03:51,062 --> 00:03:51,862 Oh, my God. 107 00:03:51,906 --> 00:03:54,221 Many African-Americans are outraged by the verdict 108 00:03:54,264 --> 00:03:57,029 and they're most likely about to go totally manace. 109 00:04:02,991 --> 00:04:05,094 [Bleep] you, Brad Pitt. 110 00:04:08,828 --> 00:04:11,111 Everyone get out of the car, go! 111 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,240 Oh, my God, run. 112 00:04:22,173 --> 00:04:24,913 Token, no... Token, we had nothing to do with. 113 00:04:24,976 --> 00:04:26,928 I know you're pissed off but be reasonable! 114 00:04:26,978 --> 00:04:29,055 [Bleep] you, Brad Pitt. 115 00:04:29,112 --> 00:04:32,414 No, no, no! 116 00:04:33,428 --> 00:04:35,392 Agh! 117 00:04:41,911 --> 00:04:43,983 Hey, Token, how you doing? 118 00:04:44,103 --> 00:04:45,153 I'm good. 119 00:04:45,172 --> 00:04:46,154 That's awesome. 120 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:48,068 I'm so stoked we're best friends. 121 00:04:48,293 --> 00:04:49,426 Fist bump. 122 00:04:50,598 --> 00:04:51,784 Fist bump. 123 00:04:53,068 --> 00:04:53,674 No! 124 00:04:53,702 --> 00:04:54,838 My wife took it. 125 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:56,337 Token, that's my wife! 126 00:04:56,471 --> 00:04:57,605 Okay, really? 127 00:04:57,585 --> 00:04:58,504 No, Token. 128 00:04:58,529 --> 00:05:00,513 Stop taking my daughter, no! 129 00:05:01,783 --> 00:05:04,649 Now, Eric whatever it is you and Token are going through 130 00:05:04,668 --> 00:05:06,782 you need to talk through it. M'kay? 131 00:05:06,902 --> 00:05:08,259 The problems you two are having 132 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:10,618 are becoming a distraction for everybody else. 133 00:05:10,649 --> 00:05:11,544 Agreed? 134 00:05:11,664 --> 00:05:12,683 Agreed. 135 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:14,966 M'kay. Token, come in, please. 136 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,226 Oh, boy, here we go. 137 00:05:19,039 --> 00:05:20,691 Token, I've been talking with Eric 138 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:23,425 and he's really upset that you two aren't getting along. 139 00:05:23,482 --> 00:05:25,465 You have some things you want to say, Eric? 140 00:05:27,173 --> 00:05:28,074 Token, 141 00:05:28,306 --> 00:05:30,839 I wasn't on that jury, okay. 142 00:05:32,942 --> 00:05:34,042 What jury? 143 00:05:34,176 --> 00:05:36,495 This grudge your holding an entire group of people 144 00:05:36,501 --> 00:05:39,016 should be directed at just a few, and not me. 145 00:05:39,567 --> 00:05:42,088 M'kay, Token, what are your feelings about that ? 146 00:05:44,484 --> 00:05:45,823 I don't know what to say. 147 00:05:45,842 --> 00:05:47,703 I wrote a poem. Is it okay if I read my poem? 148 00:05:49,321 --> 00:05:51,160 It's called, "I was not the bullet." 149 00:05:52,875 --> 00:05:54,070 I was not the bullet. 150 00:05:54,190 --> 00:05:55,421 I was not the gun. 151 00:05:55,541 --> 00:05:58,466 I was not the juror that set the shooter free. 152 00:05:58,511 --> 00:05:59,775 I was not the trigger, 153 00:05:59,825 --> 00:06:01,032 I was not the hate 154 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,702 nor was I the judge 155 00:06:02,727 --> 00:06:04,416 but still you judge me. 156 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:07,526 I was not the black family mourning for the death 157 00:06:07,664 --> 00:06:10,645 "Oh somebody shot our children, Laurel what we do now?" 158 00:06:10,779 --> 00:06:11,967 And I was not the verdict. 159 00:06:12,109 --> 00:06:13,779 It's not a poem, it doesn't even rhyme. 160 00:06:13,868 --> 00:06:15,842 It's going to rhyme Token, just hold on. 161 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:18,402 I was not the shooter, I was not the gun. 162 00:06:18,562 --> 00:06:22,682 So Token you should be cool while we're all here at school. 163 00:06:24,522 --> 00:06:27,802 - Can I go back to class now? - Eric, d'you feel better about all this? 164 00:06:27,962 --> 00:06:31,682 Yeah. Yeah I do. I think we really had a breakthrough here. 165 00:06:31,842 --> 00:06:34,202 Okay, thanks, Token. 166 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,882 It's going to be okay. I think we're all safe now. 167 00:06:39,162 --> 00:06:43,122 We are Cows, proud and true, come on South Park, moo moo moo! 168 00:06:43,282 --> 00:06:45,762 Gooooo Cows! 169 00:06:48,243 --> 00:06:51,363 Okay, thank you, cheerleaders. That was very nice. 170 00:06:51,523 --> 00:06:55,608 Next we have a student would like to perform an original rap song 171 00:06:55,981 --> 00:06:59,141 based on his award-winning poem. 172 00:06:59,275 --> 00:07:04,723 "I was not the bullet" with back-up music by Butters Stotch. 173 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,295 Black or white. It's all right. 174 00:07:11,461 --> 00:07:12,963 Black or white. Let's not fight. 175 00:07:14,403 --> 00:07:16,923 I was not the bullet. I was not the gun. 176 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:19,763 I was not the jury, so don't blame me, son. 177 00:07:19,923 --> 00:07:21,561 - Zimmerman was wrong. - Not our fault. 178 00:07:21,712 --> 00:07:23,683 - Zimmerman was wrong. - It's not Eric's fault. 179 00:07:24,763 --> 00:07:27,883 Black or white, it's all right. Black or white, let's not fight. 180 00:07:28,043 --> 00:07:30,683 - White people say ho-o-o. - Ho-o-o! 181 00:07:30,843 --> 00:07:34,883 Black people say he-ey. 182 00:07:35,043 --> 00:07:37,603 - White people say ho-ho. - Ho-ho! 183 00:07:37,763 --> 00:07:39,981 Black people say hey-hey-hey! 184 00:07:40,112 --> 00:07:41,731 Uh-oh I think the white people are winning. 185 00:07:41,869 --> 00:07:44,443 White people got you beat, black people, you better represent. 186 00:07:44,603 --> 00:07:47,923 Let me hear you say "I don't blame the white people, no, no, no." 187 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,483 Alright that's enough! 188 00:07:50,643 --> 00:07:53,323 You think I should feel bad for you because of the Trayvon Martin verdict? 189 00:07:53,483 --> 00:07:55,563 - Token, calm down. - What the hell's wrong with you? 190 00:07:55,723 --> 00:07:57,803 Why are you all sitting here listening to this? 191 00:07:57,963 --> 00:08:01,523 Oh god, here here it comes, get down everybody, get down, now! 192 00:08:03,523 --> 00:08:04,583 Clear the streets, 193 00:08:04,754 --> 00:08:07,009 everyone clear the streets we gotta get the [bleep] out of here. 194 00:08:07,163 --> 00:08:09,443 Mom, it's starting, we gotta go. 195 00:08:10,483 --> 00:08:12,192 Come on, come on! 196 00:08:21,163 --> 00:08:23,243 Come on, we got to move, it's spreading, let's go. 197 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,886 - Does that little boy have a gun? - Get inside. 198 00:08:25,887 --> 00:08:26,887 - But... - Get inside! 199 00:08:30,563 --> 00:08:32,923 - Drive, you gotta drive now! - What's going on? 200 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:33,966 Get to an airport? 201 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:35,468 - An airport? But... - Lady! 202 00:08:35,523 --> 00:08:37,883 We've got about 10 minutes before this entire country is up in flames. 203 00:08:38,043 --> 00:08:40,043 If you wanna live, you better step on the gas. 204 00:08:40,203 --> 00:08:44,523 Oh wait, is this a Tesla? Shit. Well, step on the prissy pedal. 205 00:08:47,563 --> 00:08:50,083 Now calling rows 10 to 30 for boarding. 206 00:08:50,243 --> 00:08:52,843 The outbreak is starting. We've got to get the [bleep] out of here. 207 00:08:53,003 --> 00:08:54,963 - An outbreak? - Which one? 208 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:57,643 Get on the plane. Let's move. Go, go, go, go, go! 209 00:08:59,963 --> 00:09:01,923 Oh my god! 210 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:06,883 - My God, what's going on out there? - The outbreak's starting. 211 00:09:07,043 --> 00:09:09,523 Fly the plane now! 212 00:09:14,283 --> 00:09:17,523 Maybe now you can tell us what the hell is going on. 213 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,678 The end of the world. We've got one shot and one shot only 214 00:09:20,834 --> 00:09:23,053 and that's to find a place where the contagion can't reach us. 215 00:09:23,197 --> 00:09:25,603 - What contagion? - My wife didn't make the plane. 216 00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:28,683 - Take this plane back to Denver! - You don't understand. 217 00:09:28,843 --> 00:09:31,799 There's no Denver left to go back to. 218 00:09:43,204 --> 00:09:45,164 Alright, what the hell's going on here? 219 00:09:45,324 --> 00:09:47,564 We don't know anything. First there was talks of a hijacking, 220 00:09:47,673 --> 00:09:49,342 than reports of an outbreak of some kind. 221 00:09:49,477 --> 00:09:52,564 Confirmed reports of panic in a little town in the Colorado rockies. 222 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:55,004 Sir, the pilot of Flight 82 wants an update. 223 00:09:55,164 --> 00:09:57,364 - They're asking permission to land. - Stall them. 224 00:09:57,524 --> 00:09:59,038 I don't want that plane landing anywhere, 225 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,550 'till we know what the hell we're dealing with. 226 00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:03,564 Sir. You better look at this. This was found in the airport lavatory. 227 00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:05,884 It seems to be a survival guide of some kind. 228 00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:08,244 - Survival of what? - From the looks of it, 229 00:10:08,404 --> 00:10:11,124 a contagion outbreak of the worse kind. 230 00:10:11,284 --> 00:10:13,724 Oh my god! 231 00:10:17,964 --> 00:10:20,444 DA43 to tower. Please advise! 232 00:10:20,604 --> 00:10:24,543 - Damn it! They aren't telling me anything. - You think it's a virus? 233 00:10:24,699 --> 00:10:27,041 Virus, bacteria, either way we're all dead. 234 00:10:27,172 --> 00:10:30,564 Find out if he thinks it's safe to land in Los Angeles. 235 00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:33,564 What about Los Angeles? Can we take the plane to Los Angeles? 236 00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:36,284 Not a chance. By now most of the urban cities has to be compromised. 237 00:10:36,444 --> 00:10:38,023 This whole thing spreads from city to city, 238 00:10:38,151 --> 00:10:39,557 we need to go somewhere the spread won't take hold. 239 00:10:39,623 --> 00:10:42,499 - Like Iceland! - This plane won't make it to Iceland. 240 00:10:42,636 --> 00:10:46,444 - You've got a better idea, asshole? - Everyone quiet! I have to think. 241 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,044 - Yes, let him think! - I can't think here. 242 00:10:49,204 --> 00:10:51,404 I need a magazine and a toilet. 243 00:10:53,164 --> 00:10:54,964 Oh, I'm just finishing up. 244 00:10:57,904 --> 00:10:59,669 Hey! 245 00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:01,016 One of them is in the back. 246 00:11:01,017 --> 00:11:02,657 - What? - What do you mean? 247 00:11:02,884 --> 00:11:06,004 Everyone just calm down. We have to stay in control. 248 00:11:15,764 --> 00:11:18,964 I won't become one of them. 249 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,284 Shoot it! 250 00:11:28,004 --> 00:11:31,044 Engine, engine number 9 running down Chicago line, 251 00:11:31,204 --> 00:11:34,444 if the train skips off the track do you want your money back? 252 00:11:34,604 --> 00:11:37,204 - Yes! - Y-E-S spells yes... 253 00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:54,084 Now, Token what you need to understand, m'kay, 254 00:11:54,244 --> 00:11:56,764 is that school assembly is not the time and the place 255 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,764 to be yelling and causing distractions. M'kay? 256 00:11:59,924 --> 00:12:03,964 If there's somebody causing you problems, we don't disrupt the assembly, 257 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,324 m'kay, you come and talk to me. 258 00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:09,364 - He's just out looking for trouble! - That's you're side of it, Token. 259 00:12:09,524 --> 00:12:11,604 but you know Eric has his side as well. 260 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,800 Have you thought about maybe writing him a poem? 261 00:12:13,978 --> 00:12:16,936 M'kay? Write Eric a poem tell him how you feel? 262 00:12:17,565 --> 00:12:21,965 No? M'kay. Well, I'm telling you, Token, you let it go, 263 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:26,805 and he'll let it go. It will all be fine, m'kay. 264 00:12:38,445 --> 00:12:42,565 No, the plane crashed. We're in the Colorado mountains somewhere. 265 00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:45,605 Matt? Matt! 266 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,725 My husband, he said the outbreak was all over the news 267 00:12:48,885 --> 00:12:52,645 - but everything was totally fine where he was. - "Totally fine?" 268 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:55,365 Then it hasn't happened yet. Oh my god, we still have time! 269 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,405 Help. Help me. 270 00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:01,525 Please, I have two little girls in Chicago. 271 00:13:01,685 --> 00:13:04,125 - Please, find them. - It's okay. 272 00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:06,045 We have reason to believe it hasn't spread yet. 273 00:13:06,205 --> 00:13:08,925 - Then have you to stop it. - Yes! 274 00:13:09,085 --> 00:13:12,325 There must be a... patient zero. 275 00:13:12,485 --> 00:13:16,085 - The person it all starts from. - His name is Token. 276 00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:18,965 We have to kill him before he infects everyone else. 277 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,045 I won't do it. He used to be my friend. 278 00:13:21,205 --> 00:13:24,525 You have to. You have to be strong. 279 00:13:24,685 --> 00:13:28,085 If you can't stop this, if you can't save the world 280 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:31,125 then have you to do it. 281 00:13:31,285 --> 00:13:34,405 Promise me. Promise me... 282 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:37,605 All right. I promise. 283 00:13:37,765 --> 00:13:40,005 I won't let the black people's riot destroy the world. 284 00:13:40,165 --> 00:13:43,205 Thank you... Wait, what? 285 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:46,005 Oh, my God. 286 00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:47,613 We're going to live through this, you hear me? 287 00:13:47,772 --> 00:13:49,931 - Yes! - Come on. 288 00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:54,285 First a wave of 911 calls about a virus and now a plane 289 00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:57,125 has apparently gone down in the rocky mountains. 290 00:13:57,285 --> 00:13:58,885 Is this the beginning of the end? 291 00:13:59,045 --> 00:14:01,285 Oh boy, zombie apocalypse. 292 00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:04,085 The government is looking for a patient zero, 293 00:14:04,245 --> 00:14:07,685 going only off of this sketch which was found in a notebook at the airport. 294 00:14:07,845 --> 00:14:10,366 Anyone with information regarding patient zero 295 00:14:10,497 --> 00:14:12,372 is asked to contact the authorities immediately. 296 00:14:12,445 --> 00:14:13,725 Holy moly. 297 00:14:18,245 --> 00:14:19,597 Can I help you? 298 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,237 Stay by the window, tell me if anything changes. 299 00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:23,995 I need something that can shoot with complete accuracy from the distance. 300 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,365 Alright, you want a rifle, like this .22 caliber. 301 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:32,525 - What is it you intend to shoot? - A person. 302 00:14:32,685 --> 00:14:34,565 You mean a person who's threatening you? 303 00:14:34,725 --> 00:14:37,525 - Threatening all of us! - Please, hurry, it's important. 304 00:14:37,685 --> 00:14:40,845 You should be fine so long as the person breaks into your house 305 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,645 and is an immediate threat to you. 306 00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:45,085 What? How am I supposed to get a person to break into my house? 307 00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:48,205 You can't shoot someone who threatens you just out on the street, 308 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:51,565 unless of course you're in a state that has a stand your ground law. 309 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,085 - Stand my ground? - Please, we're running out of time. 310 00:14:54,245 --> 00:14:57,566 See, now with a stand your ground law you can legally shoot someone 311 00:14:57,726 --> 00:15:00,006 that's threatening you whether they're in your house or not. 312 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:04,206 - Yes, that's what I need. I'll take that. - No, you have to be in the state 313 00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:06,526 with a stand your ground law, like Florida. 314 00:15:06,686 --> 00:15:08,326 This is hopeless. 315 00:15:08,486 --> 00:15:11,646 How am I supposed to shoot Token with all these stupid rules? 316 00:15:11,806 --> 00:15:14,086 Wait a minute... I can't shoot Token, 317 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,966 but I can shoot anyone I want in Florida? 318 00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:19,246 - So long as they're threatening you. - What? What is it, please? 319 00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:23,166 - Hurry, my husband might still be alive. - The other way to stop the outbreak... 320 00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:25,246 Token isn't the only patient zero. 321 00:15:25,406 --> 00:15:29,046 The outbreak won't happen if we shoot George Zimmerman. 322 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:31,006 We have to get to Florida. 323 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,806 Let's go, let's go, move, move, move, lets go! 324 00:15:35,806 --> 00:15:38,846 - Find the closest airport in Florida! - This plane is going to Baltimore. 325 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,606 If we don't get to Florida there's not going to be a Baltimore left. 326 00:15:43,312 --> 00:15:44,926 Black guy in the back! 327 00:15:51,366 --> 00:15:54,966 Alright, now let's find Zimmerman! 328 00:16:03,846 --> 00:16:06,366 Put this on. We have to stay hidden from here out. 329 00:16:06,526 --> 00:16:09,126 - What are we going to do? - I'm going to flush out patient zero, 330 00:16:09,286 --> 00:16:10,847 and you're going to shoot him. It's the only way. 331 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,152 What if he attacks us first? 332 00:16:12,246 --> 00:16:13,886 Don't worry, nobody can see us wearing black. 333 00:16:14,046 --> 00:16:18,526 I haven't had time to thank you for doing what... 334 00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:31,366 - Eat your breakfast, girls. - Where's daddy? 335 00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:33,926 You can eat without your father in the room. Now hurry! 336 00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:37,604 - Daddy! - Good morning, girls! 337 00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:39,524 Saved daddy any pancakes? 338 00:16:40,286 --> 00:16:43,606 Look at that, 6:00 A.M. and my family's already smiling. 339 00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:46,446 How'd I get such a perfect husband, George Zimmerman? 340 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,446 And how did I get such a perfect wife? 341 00:16:48,606 --> 00:16:49,841 I love you, dad. 342 00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:52,710 I love you too, princess. I love both of you, equally. 343 00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:55,566 Nothing can ever go wrong so long as we have each other. 344 00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:58,486 Is there any hope for stopping the zombie apocalypse? 345 00:16:58,646 --> 00:17:00,246 A CNN has just recieved word 346 00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:03,006 that the government has learned the identity of patient zero. 347 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,766 The nine-year-old threat to humanity has been tracked down 348 00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,646 and measures are being taken to stop him. 349 00:17:07,806 --> 00:17:10,926 Daddy, what's a patient zero? 350 00:17:13,046 --> 00:17:15,766 Hello, Mr. Zimmerman! Your country needs you. 351 00:17:15,926 --> 00:17:19,486 - What do you need from me? - We... 352 00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:22,406 ... need you to shoot a young African-American for us. 353 00:17:24,366 --> 00:17:27,766 - I gave that up. - You're the best, Zimmerman. 354 00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:30,726 We just need you to do it one more time for to the security of the world. 355 00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:32,606 Dammit, I have a wife and kids now. 356 00:17:32,766 --> 00:17:36,446 Then do it for your family! This is about protecting people, Zimmerman. 357 00:17:36,606 --> 00:17:40,687 Keeping our streets safe so the children are free to go out and smell... 358 00:17:40,847 --> 00:17:44,407 Something's wrong. Look out! 359 00:17:46,687 --> 00:17:49,647 - My God, I didn't even see him. - Nice work, Zimmerman. 360 00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:53,127 - Are you guys okay? - What was that, daddy? 361 00:17:53,287 --> 00:17:55,607 - More needless violence. - Nonsense, 362 00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,887 you did what you had to. You're a hero. 363 00:17:58,047 --> 00:18:02,007 That may be true but I'll have to live with this the rest of my life 364 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,767 even though I'll be walking around as a free man. 365 00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:07,577 Hey, wait a minute, this kid isn't black, he's white. 366 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:08,807 Wait, what? 367 00:18:09,648 --> 00:18:10,307 Guilty! 368 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:25,607 The zombie apocalypse is over. 369 00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:28,167 All the panic, crashing planes and chaos 370 00:18:28,327 --> 00:18:32,567 appear to have for some reason died with George Zimmerman. 371 00:18:32,727 --> 00:18:36,567 And as for the little boy who was so mercilessly gunned down 372 00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:40,967 although he survived the shooting, his wishes are to remain anonymous, 373 00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:44,687 giving the hospital only his nickname: "Brad Pitt"... 374 00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:47,327 "But cooler." 375 00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:49,360 That sure wasn't much of a zombie apocalypse. 376 00:18:49,515 --> 00:18:50,630 Yeah, that's sucked. 377 00:18:50,687 --> 00:18:53,967 Well, at least I bet Token's glad it's over with. Aren't you Token? 378 00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:10,807 Hey, Token. What's up, bro? 379 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:14,167 How's it going, dude? I know how it feels now. 380 00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:18,087 You made everything think I'm a [bleep]ing patient zero. 381 00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:21,887 - Dude, I'm saying I'm sorry. - So what. 382 00:19:27,847 --> 00:19:30,127 - Sounds like your still angry, Token. - [Bleep] you! 383 00:19:30,287 --> 00:19:33,047 Alright, Token, come on, this is ridiculous. 384 00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:35,607 I know you totally want to kick my ass right now. 385 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,691 You'd like to walk right up and punch me in the face, 386 00:19:37,829 --> 00:19:39,163 but what's that's going to solve? 387 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:41,367 I've got a way better idea. 388 00:19:42,327 --> 00:19:44,087 Fist bump? 389 00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:48,407 Come on, dude. Fist bump! 390 00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:51,047 Bump that shit, bro. Be the bigger person. 391 00:20:04,207 --> 00:20:06,447 That was... He was on my ground. 392 00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:10,327 You all saw that, right? Everything inside the red line is mine. 393 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:18,007 Inside the red line... that's my ground. He was on it. 394 00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:26,728 ♪ It's a beautiful day and I can't stop myself from smiling ♪ 395 00:20:26,888 --> 00:20:30,128 ♪ If we're drinking then I'm buying ♪ 396 00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:33,248 ♪ and I know there's no denying. ♪ 397 00:20:33,408 --> 00:20:35,625 Daddy. 398 00:20:36,488 --> 00:20:38,528 It's safe girls. Daddy did it. 399 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,448 Oh, man... the ending to that movie was so terrible. 400 00:20:45,608 --> 00:20:47,721 You're having nightmares about the ending to World War Z again? 401 00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:50,728 - Yeah. So bad! - That's what's bothering you? 402 00:20:50,888 --> 00:20:54,768 - Not the fact that you're a murderer. - Jury found me innocent, Kyle. 403 00:20:54,928 --> 00:20:57,608 - You're a murderer. - You interrupt people when they talk. 404 00:20:57,768 --> 00:20:59,977 Eric Cartman to the counselor's office, please? 405 00:21:00,388 --> 00:21:01,889 Oh, man. 406 00:21:04,248 --> 00:21:06,928 - Oh, boy... - Have a seat, Eric. 407 00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:11,248 Now, boys I am for one sick and tired of this little feud you're having, m'kay. 408 00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:13,168 This is clearly gone too far 409 00:21:13,328 --> 00:21:16,168 and you owe each other an apology or you're getting detention. 410 00:21:16,328 --> 00:21:18,568 An apology? He shot me. 411 00:21:18,728 --> 00:21:21,848 Well, he was technically standing his ground, Token. 412 00:21:22,008 --> 00:21:24,648 Yeah, Token, that's the law. Everything inside the red line is lava. 413 00:21:24,808 --> 00:21:27,168 - That's a pretty [bleep]ing stupid law. - Token, calm down! 414 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,688 And why does standing your ground does not apply to [bleep]ing white people? 415 00:21:29,848 --> 00:21:32,688 Oh God, here we go again! 416 00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:40,174 - synced and corrected by mczolly - - www.addic7ed.com -