1 00:00:05,818 --> 00:00:07,403 - What's your source? - What's your source? 2 00:00:07,487 --> 00:00:09,030 WASHINGTON WHITE HOUSE 3 00:00:11,157 --> 00:00:12,408 My fellow Americans. 4 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:15,620 As you know, today I killed Paul Bunyan. 5 00:00:15,703 --> 00:00:17,872 I will answer questions soon. 6 00:00:17,997 --> 00:00:20,250 Paul James Bunyan is border folk hero 7 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:21,960 that changed become a modern nightmare. 8 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:23,962 He uses measurements and its legendary status 9 00:00:24,045 --> 00:00:26,256 to disguise the act of murder, burning 10 00:00:26,339 --> 00:00:27,799 and cannibalism for 30 years. 11 00:00:27,882 --> 00:00:29,884 As a national leader which Bunyan helped build 12 00:00:29,968 --> 00:00:32,428 and as the man who beheaded his head with an obsidian boomerang 13 00:00:32,512 --> 00:00:35,515 I'll tell anyone who feels he is above the law. 14 00:00:35,598 --> 00:00:37,725 "Down, you bastard." Any question? 15 00:00:37,809 --> 00:00:39,852 - Stuckey. - The New York Times accused you 16 00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:42,021 using taxpayers' money to play as Batman. 17 00:00:42,105 --> 00:00:44,691 The Times can ask Paul Bunyan am I playing. 18 00:00:44,774 --> 00:00:46,651 - Munson? - How about People Magazine 19 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:48,570 who named you as president with the greatest voice? 20 00:00:48,653 --> 00:00:51,823 I can't justify it Or refute it 21 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:53,157 Handsome red hair in front. 22 00:00:54,242 --> 00:00:56,995 What do you think killed Paul Bunyan will it hurt your approval rating? 23 00:00:57,078 --> 00:00:59,372 I think it's people's families those he eats will agree. 24 00:00:59,455 --> 00:01:00,456 Others would disagree. 25 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:02,750 Like the guy who prints the menu for a pancake restaurant. 26 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:05,503 Listen, I swear to protect the people 27 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:08,298 and sometimes that means I won't can "like" and "subscribe". 28 00:01:08,381 --> 00:01:10,216 If you don't like it, what I can offer 29 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,844 is just a dinner plate emoji and my butt emoji. 30 00:01:12,927 --> 00:01:15,138 Thank You, and God bless America. 31 00:01:15,388 --> 00:01:17,849 The Bluebirds head to the Oval. Ma'am, please keep a distance of 3m. 32 00:01:17,974 --> 00:01:21,019 - I'm Banks. I'm the new Chief of Staff. - I don't know about that. 33 00:01:21,102 --> 00:01:23,605 Special Agent O'Doyle. 34 00:01:23,688 --> 00:01:26,399 You do everything according to the rules when not being arrested. 35 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:28,901 - Very criminal, huh? - The charges have been dropped. 36 00:01:28,985 --> 00:01:30,820 Solving ghost business not murder. 37 00:01:30,903 --> 00:01:33,364 Then, showed a hologram of me when I was 1.3kg heavier 38 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:34,866 didn't give you permission. 39 00:01:34,949 --> 00:01:37,744 I have been given permission to enter to the United States Press Room. 40 00:01:37,827 --> 00:01:40,580 How can I be here and not as I said? 41 00:01:40,663 --> 00:01:41,873 You could be a dobble-gobble 42 00:01:41,956 --> 00:01:43,458 It's a hybrid between doppelganger and... 43 00:01:43,541 --> 00:01:45,460 - I know what dobble-gobble. is - O'Doyle, what are you doing? 44 00:01:45,543 --> 00:01:46,544 Possible dobble-gobble. 45 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,212 There is no possibility of dobble-gobble. 46 00:01:48,296 --> 00:01:50,131 Sir, I'm Chief of Staff Rho Banks. 47 00:01:50,214 --> 00:01:52,634 You'd better control Agent Jagoan before he shot me. 48 00:01:52,717 --> 00:01:55,094 Hey, not in front of the press. None of this is for the record. 49 00:01:55,178 --> 00:01:57,430 It doesn't work like that. You have to say no for the record 50 00:01:57,513 --> 00:01:58,514 before that happens. 51 00:01:58,598 --> 00:02:00,141 Who are you? Professor Record? 52 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:03,394 Steve, why are you checking is your name Professor Record? 53 00:02:03,895 --> 00:02:06,773 There is some kind of creature attacked me in the press toilets! 54 00:02:09,108 --> 00:02:10,652 Dobble-gobble! 55 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:13,529 Everyone, step back. 56 00:02:13,613 --> 00:02:15,823 Changing ammo. Maintain shape. 57 00:02:15,907 --> 00:02:17,659 Shape is maintained. Change again. 58 00:02:17,784 --> 00:02:20,578 Mentos. Shut your mouths. 59 00:02:21,954 --> 00:02:23,790 Mom, I think that proves it you are not the perpetrator. 60 00:02:23,873 --> 00:02:26,793 - Dobble-gobble is a loner - I know they're lone hunters. 61 00:02:26,876 --> 00:02:29,212 Just note all this down. 62 00:02:57,573 --> 00:02:58,700 LANGUAGE OPTION: POLAND 63 00:02:58,866 --> 00:03:00,743 See? Now I can speak Polish. 64 00:03:00,827 --> 00:03:03,746 OK, now forget it Polish and learning origami. 65 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:05,748 As well as scenarios for Robocop. 66 00:03:05,832 --> 00:03:07,333 O'Doyle. What do you think? 67 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:09,585 I think he's synthetic which is not regulated. 68 00:03:09,669 --> 00:03:11,170 Give the man a round of applause. 69 00:03:11,254 --> 00:03:13,589 Robocop origami! He can do anything! 70 00:03:13,673 --> 00:03:15,466 Turn yourself off. 71 00:03:16,926 --> 00:03:19,262 It's not like that, and I'm not synthetic. 72 00:03:19,345 --> 00:03:21,931 My brain is just maxed out for neuroplasticity. 73 00:03:22,014 --> 00:03:23,433 It sounds very organic. 74 00:03:23,516 --> 00:03:25,393 Sorry, O'Doyle is half leprechaun 75 00:03:25,476 --> 00:03:28,187 so he is wary of deception, magic, and such. 76 00:03:28,271 --> 00:03:30,022 Isn't a leprechaun like those things? 77 00:03:30,106 --> 00:03:32,734 So, you really are hired my mother. 78 00:03:33,526 --> 00:03:35,236 Sir, perhaps we should Check your schedule for today. 79 00:03:35,319 --> 00:03:37,321 - There's a trade meeting... - You can learn karate, right? 80 00:03:37,405 --> 00:03:38,614 Actually, there are better questions. 81 00:03:38,698 --> 00:03:41,075 If we intercept one that giant Japanese monster... 82 00:03:41,159 --> 00:03:42,952 - Kaiju. - If we intercept the Kaiju 83 00:03:43,035 --> 00:03:45,288 can we put a helmet on him and ask you to hack his brain? 84 00:03:45,371 --> 00:03:46,664 Then, we'll have our own Kaiju. 85 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,708 It will be violation of international law. 86 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:51,085 Oh my God, you're one the legal person? 87 00:03:51,169 --> 00:03:52,754 Oh my God, aren't you? 88 00:03:52,837 --> 00:03:53,838 Yes, Janice? 89 00:03:53,921 --> 00:03:57,925 Sir, an almost handsome man from the CIA came to see you. 90 00:03:58,009 --> 00:04:00,261 Unlucky. Don't let him provoke you. 91 00:04:00,344 --> 00:04:02,013 Don't mention anyone's name who you love. 92 00:04:02,096 --> 00:04:03,931 Are you afraid of the CIA? 93 00:04:04,015 --> 00:04:05,892 They killed Kennedy, they brought down Nixon 94 00:04:05,975 --> 00:04:07,685 and I think they stole one of Carter's fingers. 95 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:10,396 - Don't send him in, Janice. - No, tell him to come in. 96 00:04:11,397 --> 00:04:13,399 Hello, Mr President. Weapon! I have a gun! 97 00:04:13,483 --> 00:04:15,067 Come on, sooner than that. 98 00:04:15,151 --> 00:04:16,778 By the way, I'm not from the CIA. 99 00:04:16,861 --> 00:04:18,321 The CIA doesn't exist. 100 00:04:18,529 --> 00:04:21,449 Or does it exist? It's the new Chief of Staff this week. 101 00:04:21,532 --> 00:04:23,326 No need for introduction, I've read your file. 102 00:04:23,493 --> 00:04:25,286 Targeting officer Jack Coffey. 103 00:04:25,369 --> 00:04:27,663 My bluff was read. He actually read the file. 104 00:04:27,747 --> 00:04:28,998 Loser. So, what is your special skill? 105 00:04:29,081 --> 00:04:30,416 You must have it action hero special skills 106 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,793 or this childish man won't hire you. 107 00:04:31,876 --> 00:04:33,294 This guy, you know does he never lie? 108 00:04:33,419 --> 00:04:34,670 I'll show you. Are you gay? 109 00:04:34,754 --> 00:04:36,339 He couldn't answer because of the Kinsey scale. 110 00:04:36,422 --> 00:04:38,049 We're all a little gay. 111 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:41,219 - Except me, I lied. - What do you want, you damn sociopath? 112 00:04:41,302 --> 00:04:43,221 Glad you asked. 113 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:44,847 As you know 114 00:04:44,931 --> 00:04:47,308 it's a hockey puck with a hologram of the country inside. 115 00:04:47,391 --> 00:04:48,810 I think you'll like it. 116 00:04:48,893 --> 00:04:50,478 Additionally, it is equipped cool telescopic pointing stick. 117 00:04:50,561 --> 00:04:51,562 Ouch! 118 00:04:51,646 --> 00:04:54,524 Bad, handheld equipment exceeds the 46cm limit. 119 00:04:54,607 --> 00:04:56,567 You have been detained by the Secret Service. 120 00:04:56,651 --> 00:04:58,736 Please, I don't want to die. That is my only weakness. 121 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:01,781 oh god You know how it feels working for the great scammers 122 00:05:01,864 --> 00:05:04,367 until they can train you cry on cue? 123 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:06,035 - Why are you here? - I don't know. 124 00:05:06,118 --> 00:05:07,495 - We just like the president. - Bomb. 125 00:05:07,703 --> 00:05:08,788 Bomb. 126 00:05:08,871 --> 00:05:10,873 Shit. Hurry up! Evacuate the West Wing! 127 00:05:10,957 --> 00:05:12,458 Really? On the first day of work? 128 00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:14,585 Bomb. Fake bomb. Dead voice. 129 00:05:14,669 --> 00:05:16,254 Fake bomb. Vibrating. 130 00:05:16,337 --> 00:05:18,548 Fake bomb. Gentle rhythm. 131 00:05:25,012 --> 00:05:27,181 Disgusting! Germ Carter. 132 00:05:28,683 --> 00:05:30,852 Damn, I don't believe it we are deceived. 133 00:05:30,935 --> 00:05:33,521 He went down through FDR's fireplace aisle. 134 00:05:34,564 --> 00:05:36,524 O'Doyle, can you scan his aura? 135 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,276 He went north. He likes to organize small things 136 00:05:38,359 --> 00:05:40,653 but he can be a good father if he doesn't get in the way. 137 00:05:40,736 --> 00:05:42,864 Okay, let's go after him, not humanizing him. 138 00:05:42,947 --> 00:05:44,532 Sir, how exactly I report this? 139 00:05:44,615 --> 00:05:45,616 No need. 140 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:46,826 However, all this it's not in the Constitution. 141 00:05:46,909 --> 00:05:47,910 Neither did your mother 142 00:05:47,994 --> 00:05:49,036 - but you did, didn't you? - Weapon. 143 00:05:50,663 --> 00:05:52,415 Error, weapon hologram. 144 00:05:52,498 --> 00:05:54,792 I am not lying. The hologram is a lie. 145 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,627 - We understand. - You with the gun. 146 00:05:56,711 --> 00:05:58,963 You don't masturbate in a Zoom meeting 147 00:05:59,046 --> 00:06:01,299 You are proud attend school performances 148 00:06:01,382 --> 00:06:03,467 - Can you be a good father? - I said maybe. 149 00:06:04,468 --> 00:06:05,720 He took something from the tape vault. 150 00:06:05,803 --> 00:06:07,638 He headed for the exit, and he was afraid of rejection. 151 00:06:07,722 --> 00:06:10,182 Who craves rejection? Let's go. 152 00:06:14,604 --> 00:06:16,314 Unlucky! He took the fastest one anyway. 153 00:06:16,397 --> 00:06:17,815 How about one of those? 154 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,650 That's space Reagan's experimental vehicle 155 00:06:19,734 --> 00:06:21,986 but it's locked by the face scanner who thought I was Mr. Q. 156 00:06:22,111 --> 00:06:24,322 Luckily, it uses encryption in the 1980s. 157 00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:27,366 - I should be able to connect. - Go left. No, go left. Good grief! 158 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:29,911 - Go left. Right! To the right! Good grief! - Very helpful. Succeed. 159 00:06:31,495 --> 00:06:34,206 Come on, Ronald. Let's teach the gang how to dobreak dance. 160 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:36,167 The car doesn't really talk. It's a recording. 161 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:37,877 There is no such thing as AIDS 162 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,253 Not me that made him say that. 163 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:45,009 What are you doing? Hit him. 164 00:06:45,092 --> 00:06:47,386 Hit him? We're in the car. He's in a wheelchair. 165 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:49,722 - It's a stolen wheelchair. - That's still bullying the weak. 166 00:06:56,062 --> 00:06:57,563 OK, now the opponent is stronger. 167 00:07:02,985 --> 00:07:04,612 - You handle him, I'll get the ribbon. - Okay ma'am. 168 00:07:04,695 --> 00:07:06,614 Collision detected. Placing false evidence 169 00:07:06,697 --> 00:07:09,075 to avoid responsibility. 170 00:07:12,244 --> 00:07:14,288 Are you running at my speed to make me feel better? 171 00:07:14,372 --> 00:07:16,040 - Did it work? - Go! 172 00:07:19,502 --> 00:07:20,711 Hey, naughty dog. 173 00:07:21,671 --> 00:07:23,464 Actually, wait. I'm the problem. 174 00:07:23,547 --> 00:07:24,715 All your bad behavior 175 00:07:24,799 --> 00:07:27,510 because I'm a lazy owner and undisciplined. 176 00:07:31,931 --> 00:07:33,224 Unlucky. 177 00:07:40,815 --> 00:07:43,567 He danced the jig We have to leave here immediately! 178 00:07:47,905 --> 00:07:50,616 I'm very sorry, sir. I disappointed you. 179 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,368 That is not true. Take a breath. 180 00:07:52,493 --> 00:07:56,247 Dear Danny, pipe... 181 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:58,416 Excuse me, are you the president? 182 00:07:58,499 --> 00:08:00,543 No, I'm the copycat. I starred in a mattress commercial. 183 00:08:00,668 --> 00:08:02,712 You're lucky. You resemble a handsome man. 184 00:08:02,795 --> 00:08:03,796 Your heart is very kind. 185 00:08:03,879 --> 00:08:05,506 Can. I don't know what this is, but I got it. 186 00:08:05,589 --> 00:08:07,508 - Can we take a selfie? - Of course. 187 00:08:07,591 --> 00:08:09,802 - Sir? - I'm glad you're not him. 188 00:08:09,885 --> 00:08:11,512 There are many policies makes me worried 189 00:08:11,595 --> 00:08:14,515 - and I don't like him getting divorced. - Fuck your opinion. 190 00:08:14,598 --> 00:08:17,476 Sir, why are there two ribbons first moon landing 191 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,311 and why one of them labeled "original"? 192 00:08:19,395 --> 00:08:21,355 Because both are original? 193 00:08:21,439 --> 00:08:22,690 I've tried. 194 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:24,734 This is the moon landing 195 00:08:24,817 --> 00:08:27,028 which was witnessed directly by the world in 1969 196 00:08:27,111 --> 00:08:29,572 - and it's all very real. - I'm grateful. 197 00:08:29,655 --> 00:08:32,074 This is the moon landing produced as a reserve. 198 00:08:32,158 --> 00:08:33,159 Reserve? 199 00:08:33,242 --> 00:08:34,660 Just in case if Armstrong landed on the moon 200 00:08:34,744 --> 00:08:35,911 and said, "God is dead," 201 00:08:35,995 --> 00:08:37,663 or worse, "God is alive." 202 00:08:37,747 --> 00:08:39,415 One small step for humanity... 203 00:08:39,498 --> 00:08:41,125 Stop it. The dialogue is "a human" 204 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,209 That's what I said. 205 00:08:42,293 --> 00:08:43,753 Then, you muttered it. Repeat from the beginning 206 00:08:43,836 --> 00:08:46,672 This was recorded during the LBJ administration by Stanley Kubrick. 207 00:08:46,756 --> 00:08:48,049 Hey, you can't talk like that to me 208 00:08:48,132 --> 00:08:49,633 Of course you can. Just think 209 00:08:49,717 --> 00:08:51,177 You're on the landing on the fake moon 210 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:53,012 You really think they will let you live? 211 00:08:53,095 --> 00:08:55,389 How do you feel? Afraid? Difficulty breathing? 212 00:08:55,473 --> 00:08:57,641 Feeling cosmically insignificant? Good 213 00:08:57,725 --> 00:09:00,728 Now insert the movie into the camera 214 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:04,190 Unfortunately, it costs twice as expensive 215 00:09:04,273 --> 00:09:05,274 from the original moon landing 216 00:09:05,357 --> 00:09:07,151 - and 20 people died making it. - Good grief. 217 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:08,652 Most writers, but that's how it is. 218 00:09:08,736 --> 00:09:10,321 Good job CIA didn't get this ribbon 219 00:09:10,404 --> 00:09:12,198 but they infiltrated to the White House today. 220 00:09:12,281 --> 00:09:14,408 - We have to dismantle them. - No, don't 221 00:09:14,492 --> 00:09:16,619 karena kita memiliki cara lebih baik. Kita mempermalukan mereka. 222 00:09:16,702 --> 00:09:18,287 Exposing crimes can be very embarrassing. 223 00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:20,247 this government don't like to complain, Banks. 224 00:09:20,331 --> 00:09:22,583 We are adults. We fight ninjas. 225 00:09:22,666 --> 00:09:26,253 Pak Presiden, CIA menelepon to convey their regrets 226 00:09:26,337 --> 00:09:28,881 if you think there's something yang terjadi hari ini karena tak ada. 227 00:09:29,048 --> 00:09:32,259 Mereka juga ingin mengingatkanmu that they have something on you. 228 00:09:32,343 --> 00:09:34,762 Because you didn't let them do this the easy way 229 00:09:34,845 --> 00:09:37,264 you'd better just give it up recording that month to them. 230 00:09:37,348 --> 00:09:39,517 Do you want to check it out before I eat it? 231 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,060 I won't eat it in front of you. 232 00:09:41,143 --> 00:09:44,522 The notes are long and my saliva is not as much as before. 233 00:09:44,688 --> 00:09:46,440 - Hi. - Thank you, Janice. 234 00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:48,484 Congratulations ul... Damn, he's gone. 235 00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:50,319 Shall we not complain? because we are adults 236 00:09:50,402 --> 00:09:53,322 - or because we are being blackmailed? - Be a robot, not a cop, Banks. 237 00:09:53,405 --> 00:09:54,740 End your first day with victory. 238 00:09:54,824 --> 00:09:56,575 That's good advice, sir. I stopped. 239 00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:58,536 That's understandable. What? 240 00:09:58,619 --> 00:10:01,205 What kind of cheap trick is this? You can't stop. 241 00:10:01,288 --> 00:10:03,499 I don't work for anyone who only serve themselves. 242 00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:05,709 When I serve myself, I serve the American people. 243 00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:07,169 That's the job of a president. 244 00:10:07,253 --> 00:10:09,130 You mean brotherhood white men die 245 00:10:09,213 --> 00:10:10,881 whose security system thought you were here 246 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:12,508 to steal Night Rider?'s rim hubcaps 247 00:10:12,591 --> 00:10:15,094 Night Rider is the name of the show, not the car! 248 00:10:15,177 --> 00:10:17,054 Good luck selling your country to the CIA. 249 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,430 - Now I'm firing you. - I stopped. 250 00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:20,349 - Cheap trick. - I don't know what it is. 251 00:10:20,432 --> 00:10:22,518 That's a development term television broadcast. 252 00:10:22,601 --> 00:10:23,602 I don't know what it is. 253 00:10:23,686 --> 00:10:26,480 Yes, but you can do it mentions the phrase Night Rider. 254 00:10:28,774 --> 00:10:30,526 Big box for three rulers. 255 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:33,571 You want me to bring three rulers without a platform from the White House 256 00:10:33,654 --> 00:10:35,364 on the worst first day in my life? 257 00:10:35,447 --> 00:10:36,949 However, you like it bad day, right? 258 00:10:37,032 --> 00:10:39,618 I can see from your aura that you are likes to wallow in sadness. 259 00:10:39,702 --> 00:10:41,412 I can tell from everything what you said 260 00:10:41,495 --> 00:10:43,789 that your mother left you in the bathtub until the water is cold. 261 00:10:43,873 --> 00:10:45,958 He actually started it with cold water. 262 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:47,835 He disappeares. 263 00:10:47,918 --> 00:10:49,378 He shouldn't even leave the page. 264 00:10:49,461 --> 00:10:51,338 I've checked the man cave, men's lounge 265 00:10:51,422 --> 00:10:53,007 tunnel buddy, pubic vestibule. 266 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:54,884 That's the divorce process. 267 00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:56,302 Wait, what do you think this is related 268 00:10:56,385 --> 00:10:58,179 with the CIA having some disgrace about it? 269 00:10:58,262 --> 00:10:59,763 Do you know something that I don't know? 270 00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:02,099 What? Are you asking for my help? 271 00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:09,398 Yes... 272 00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:10,608 THE GREATEST CARNIVAL IN THE WORLD IT'S HERE 273 00:11:15,404 --> 00:11:17,531 Nothing beats carnival, right? 274 00:11:17,615 --> 00:11:19,783 Except maybe an old man who feeds the birds. 275 00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:23,287 I guess that's why I joined with the CIA, for the sake of clichés. 276 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,623 - Seeds for birds? - I don't want your damn birdseed. 277 00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:27,666 Where is the recording of the month, Mr President? 278 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,418 Please say it doesn't exist in your afro hair. 279 00:11:29,501 --> 00:11:31,962 - We are imitators, not retarded. - I want confirmation 280 00:11:32,046 --> 00:11:33,339 that you will destroyed my files. 281 00:11:33,422 --> 00:11:36,175 I mean, you want me to drag an icon to the trash 282 00:11:36,258 --> 00:11:38,135 then pinky promise that there is no copy? 283 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:40,137 - It's like, "All right, Boomer." - Coffey? 284 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,430 Give me the movie, Curtis. 285 00:11:41,513 --> 00:11:43,057 What will you do, shoot the president? 286 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,142 Yes, because that never happened. Except for 20 percent of you. 287 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,685 - Where's that? - What do you want it for? 288 00:11:46,769 --> 00:11:47,770 What is this interview for? 289 00:11:47,853 --> 00:11:49,521 You write books about people who pointed a gun at you? 290 00:11:49,939 --> 00:11:52,316 - Afro! - Real birdseed, real guns! 291 00:11:59,573 --> 00:12:00,866 OFFICIAL CIA VAN 292 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,409 What the heck... 293 00:12:02,493 --> 00:12:04,787 Go to sleep, you damn baby the sleepy one. 294 00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:07,831 O. I'm just here because I think The CIA will kill you 295 00:12:07,915 --> 00:12:08,916 because of that fake moon recording 296 00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:11,377 - and my guess was correct. - Apparently not. 297 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,087 - They left fake recordings. - What? 298 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:14,338 ORIGINAL 299 00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:17,925 What's so special about landing on the real moon, Coffey? 300 00:12:19,009 --> 00:12:21,929 - Wait, what is he doing? - He's getting ready to torture you. 301 00:12:22,012 --> 00:12:23,806 Oh Lord. I think he's a leprechaun 302 00:12:23,889 --> 00:12:25,266 Why does he look like... Russian porn director? 303 00:12:25,349 --> 00:12:28,102 You know he can't lie, right? That makes him a great interrogator. 304 00:12:28,185 --> 00:12:31,063 O'Doyle, are you ready gave Coffey a Colombian manicure? 305 00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:33,232 - Yes. - Also Chernobyl circumcision? 306 00:12:33,315 --> 00:12:36,235 - Of course. - What about Florida education? 307 00:12:36,318 --> 00:12:37,861 - What's that? - What does it sound like? 308 00:12:37,945 --> 00:12:39,154 Well, oh my God, I'll tell you. 309 00:12:39,238 --> 00:12:42,825 There is information in the lunar records the original must be removed. 310 00:12:42,908 --> 00:12:44,660 Nonsense. I checked 311 00:12:44,743 --> 00:12:45,744 all three hours of this recording and nothing. 312 00:12:45,828 --> 00:12:47,454 Because you watched it in the standard definition. 313 00:12:47,538 --> 00:12:48,539 Switch to widescreen. 314 00:12:48,622 --> 00:12:50,207 Settings, input... 315 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,126 What is the difference between "view" and "shape"... Wait. 316 00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:53,794 Why does this keep coming back? 317 00:12:53,877 --> 00:12:56,171 Menu to go up, volume down to choose? 318 00:12:56,255 --> 00:12:58,132 Why is there one category display-audio? 319 00:12:58,215 --> 00:12:59,425 That's just describing a television. 320 00:12:59,508 --> 00:13:01,385 Here, let Gen X show you how. 321 00:13:01,468 --> 00:13:02,845 PICTURE MODE SETTINGS CUSTOM SCREEN FORMAT 322 00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:04,179 WIDESCREEN ORIGINAL VIDEO ASPECT RATIO 323 00:13:05,264 --> 00:13:06,765 - What are they doing? - Everything 324 00:13:06,849 --> 00:13:09,476 what Buzz Aldrin is hiding behind him? 325 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,602 What is a baby? 326 00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:12,771 You think America spent 25 billion 327 00:13:12,855 --> 00:13:15,441 so that three fathers can having fun on the moon rover? 328 00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:17,318 It's about colonization. 329 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:21,155 Let's all agree on that not all truths set you free. 330 00:13:21,238 --> 00:13:22,781 Like the truth that there is a hamster ball 331 00:13:22,865 --> 00:13:25,034 that rolls on the moon with a mummy baby inside. 332 00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:26,827 Why look at me as if I... didn't tell you everything? 333 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:29,955 Because you're not trying to steal information you already have. 334 00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:33,000 Clarify. No, don't make it clear. 335 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,960 Clarify to the left. Clarify it up. Clarify it again. 336 00:13:35,044 --> 00:13:36,754 - Stop explaining. - No need to scan it. 337 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:38,297 What you found is just the price of the baby. 338 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:41,884 Can. Adam wrote, then there is a frequency. 339 00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:44,678 This is telemetry data. This signal is moving. 340 00:13:44,762 --> 00:13:46,847 That's the skeleton in the ball. The thing rolled. 341 00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:49,600 It's running. Adam is still alive. 342 00:13:49,683 --> 00:13:51,185 Okay. Yes, he is still alive. 343 00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:53,145 He's a super creature that was bred for months. 344 00:13:53,228 --> 00:13:55,356 We thought he died by himself, but now every country 345 00:13:55,439 --> 00:13:57,024 in droves planning a mission to the moon 346 00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:59,068 and we can't let it happen fell into the wrong hands. 347 00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:02,071 You thought I would let you kill your own dirty secret? 348 00:14:02,154 --> 00:14:03,781 I'll go save him 349 00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:05,783 then we'll see who Who has the disgrace? 350 00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:06,867 Good luck. 351 00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:08,869 Our death squad already on his way to the moon 352 00:14:08,952 --> 00:14:11,872 and you just gave us the targeting data we need. 353 00:14:11,955 --> 00:14:13,957 Camera on my button. Basic things for spies. 354 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,418 No, don't make me sleep. My dream was very scary. 355 00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:18,003 Sir, what a shame do they have about you? 356 00:14:18,087 --> 00:14:20,005 That is not important. We have to get to the moon before them. 357 00:14:20,089 --> 00:14:21,757 How to? NASA could have been compromised. 358 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:25,386 I don't need NASA to go to the moon. I have an acquaintance. 359 00:14:25,719 --> 00:14:27,262 I'll bring it back in perfect condition. 360 00:14:27,429 --> 00:14:29,556 Just save it. I made it when unconscious. 361 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,100 This is basically it discovered spacecraft. 362 00:14:31,183 --> 00:14:33,769 Thanks, Rick, Morty. Sorry for all my attempts 363 00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:35,229 kill you on your own adventure. 364 00:14:35,312 --> 00:14:36,939 - We're okay. - Just forget it. 365 00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:39,066 OK, see you later, bookworms. 366 00:14:43,112 --> 00:14:45,114 My goodness, they make the story splintered so quickly. 367 00:14:45,197 --> 00:14:47,533 - I'm guessing ten episodes. - Gosh, great sarcasm. 368 00:14:47,616 --> 00:14:50,202 Hey, we're not immortal either, guys. 369 00:14:50,285 --> 00:14:54,790 Now, help me move across the multiverse and... 370 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:03,006 Why am I sitting in the back seat? 371 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,467 Gosh, so that's why are you secretly annoyed? 372 00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:06,802 This. 373 00:15:08,887 --> 00:15:12,141 OK, you've proven it you mean. Move me back. 374 00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:15,102 - Don't be annoying. - I can't hear you. 375 00:15:15,185 --> 00:15:17,396 Calm down, both of you. There's a plane ahead. 376 00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:20,607 SS Assassination, do you think it's them? 377 00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:24,570 OK, let me approach them. 378 00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:26,238 - What will we do? - Watch and learn. 379 00:15:32,578 --> 00:15:34,580 - Good job, sir. - Sometimes I'm great. 380 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,169 Adam's signal is in the biodome. 381 00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:42,087 Then, oh my gosh, I was on the moon. 382 00:15:42,171 --> 00:15:43,922 Calm yourself, Banks. 383 00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:54,224 Man, these walls are made from the Apollo 14 rocket casing. 384 00:15:54,308 --> 00:15:56,101 Very resourceful for the size of a baby. 385 00:15:56,602 --> 00:15:58,979 You realize the baby will be human, right? 386 00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:01,732 After all, do this alone? 387 00:16:01,815 --> 00:16:05,068 - Maybe not completely. - They keep sending super babies? 388 00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:07,654 No wonder the CIA wants it destroy this place. 389 00:16:09,656 --> 00:16:11,492 Why does it smell like gym lockers? 390 00:16:11,575 --> 00:16:13,243 I have a theory. 391 00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:14,995 - There's cum everywhere. - Good grief! 392 00:16:15,078 --> 00:16:16,538 Hey, don't judge. 393 00:16:16,622 --> 00:16:18,540 The man has been isolated on the moon for 60 years. 394 00:16:18,624 --> 00:16:20,000 However, why is it on the ceiling? 395 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:23,754 Don't ask why I ejaculated throughout the room you are in. 396 00:16:23,837 --> 00:16:27,216 Ask why you are there in my ejaculation chamber. 397 00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:28,592 Are you imitating JFK? 398 00:16:28,675 --> 00:16:30,636 Of course. I look like him, don't I? 399 00:16:30,719 --> 00:16:34,014 However, my body is mostly... lungs to breathe here. 400 00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:37,392 Listen, Moon Baby, we're coming for save you and bring you home. 401 00:16:37,476 --> 00:16:41,063 You mean, I finally can crowned President of Earth? 402 00:16:41,146 --> 00:16:43,357 - What? - The thing that my father and LBJ did 403 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,108 and the White House wants. 404 00:16:45,192 --> 00:16:47,402 This, I watch this every day. 405 00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:49,112 My beloved child, when you see this 406 00:16:49,196 --> 00:16:50,822 I'm going to be very old and holds 407 00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:54,117 lots of parades every day in Texas, my favorite place 408 00:16:54,201 --> 00:16:56,620 However, I want you to know that I love CIAs 409 00:16:56,703 --> 00:16:58,247 and we put you there together 410 00:16:58,330 --> 00:16:59,331 What the hell? 411 00:16:59,414 --> 00:17:01,124 I created you to protect my DNA 412 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:03,627 so that someday My super offspring can return 413 00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,880 and become president of everything. You were born special, Adam 414 00:17:06,964 --> 00:17:11,385 and me, the CIA, and the White House will always love you, forever. 415 00:17:12,052 --> 00:17:13,637 - That's sad. - Why? 416 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:14,972 Because I'm the president. 417 00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:18,058 I came here looking to disgrace the CIA, not look at my entire presidency 418 00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:21,311 - conspire with them. - Are you Clinton? 419 00:17:21,395 --> 00:17:23,564 The president who stopped sending me moon babies? 420 00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:25,983 No, I'm not Clinton. So, where are the moon babies? 421 00:17:27,484 --> 00:17:29,403 Ask me again, but ask 422 00:17:29,486 --> 00:17:31,738 how are they, not where. 423 00:17:31,822 --> 00:17:33,824 - How are things... - Delicious! 424 00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:35,200 I'm pretty sure he ate the babies. 425 00:17:35,284 --> 00:17:38,537 When I serve myself, I serve the American People. 426 00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:40,664 That's the job of a president... 427 00:17:40,747 --> 00:17:43,333 OK, I understand. My way of thinking was wrong. 428 00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:47,170 This isn't about you, this is about me reclaim my inheritance. 429 00:17:47,254 --> 00:17:48,964 Thank you on his spaceship. 430 00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:51,675 Capture the enemy! 431 00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:53,427 - Dad's bot? - Damn, take cover. 432 00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:57,014 Enjoy the gravity. 433 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:03,979 Unlucky. He headed for his ship. 434 00:18:04,062 --> 00:18:05,856 He is hungry for humans, and he is thrice Leo. 435 00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:07,566 That explains its dramatic nature. 436 00:18:07,649 --> 00:18:09,943 Banks, can you hack in and reverse gravity? 437 00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:11,695 This is White House property. 438 00:18:11,778 --> 00:18:13,322 My safety protocols doesn't allow it. 439 00:18:13,405 --> 00:18:14,906 Can't you put it aside? 440 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:17,868 Okay. Remember, My safe password is Nutter Bar. 441 00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:21,705 Well, I have no limits or empathy again. 442 00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:23,540 - I don't feel good. - I'll go after Adam. 443 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,459 - O'Doyle, protect me. - Okay sir. 444 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,881 Banks, can you change this gravity suit? 445 00:18:30,964 --> 00:18:32,674 There's nothing I can't change. 446 00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:35,135 No, damn it. 447 00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:37,971 There is only one president here 448 00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:40,599 and his name is moon baby. 449 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:44,227 Sperm doesn't make presidents, Adam, the people did it. 450 00:18:44,311 --> 00:18:45,520 Humans produce sperm. 451 00:18:45,604 --> 00:18:47,648 - Where did you learn to argue? - On the moon. 452 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,235 - What the hell, Banks? - You're going to shoot or... 453 00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:58,450 - Hold tight, darling. - Good grief! 454 00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:04,873 Oh my, the final boss. 455 00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:18,261 Unlucky. 456 00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:23,058 - Unlucky. I can't penetrate it. - That's what he said. 457 00:19:23,141 --> 00:19:24,434 I use gravity to add 458 00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:26,269 muzzle velocity of your weapon. Shoot when I tell you to. 459 00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:28,730 - Wait, what? Good grief! - Shoot now. 460 00:19:34,486 --> 00:19:35,946 Feel it, MetaBot! 461 00:19:36,029 --> 00:19:38,573 Help me a little, Banks? Wait, what are you doing? 462 00:19:38,907 --> 00:19:41,618 Return to Earth, empty everything bank accounts to fuel anarchy 463 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,328 and take control of the ruins as a goddess. 464 00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:44,871 - Goodbye! - Banks, stop. 465 00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:48,125 Nutter Bars! 466 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,293 Oxidation protocol is activated. 467 00:19:50,419 --> 00:19:52,879 Now allow fire in a vacuum. 468 00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:59,428 Hey, let go. 469 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,766 - Breathe! - There he is. The man I chose. 470 00:20:05,308 --> 00:20:06,518 Banks! 471 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:09,646 What is the secure password to wake him up? 472 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,441 Nibble bits. Nellie butt New Balance. Newt Gingrich. 473 00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:13,859 - Moon man. - Why are you joining in? 474 00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:16,111 Nutter Bars! Nutter Bar, damn it! 475 00:20:16,987 --> 00:20:18,447 Excuse me. 476 00:20:19,364 --> 00:20:20,365 Damn! 477 00:20:20,449 --> 00:20:23,618 Sir, what are you going to do? The CIA holds all the cards here. 478 00:20:23,702 --> 00:20:25,203 How do we prevent they unpack 479 00:20:25,287 --> 00:20:27,456 - what do they have on you? - Leave it to me, Banks. 480 00:20:27,539 --> 00:20:29,499 I know exactly what to do. 481 00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,295 Mr President, why are you in space? 482 00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:36,047 Because of the secret affairs of the moon, but I have a secret 483 00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:37,257 which is much more important to share. 484 00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:40,844 Last year, I was working out in the White House fitness center. 485 00:20:40,927 --> 00:20:44,347 A fitness center which turned out to have active CCTV. (Not like CCTV during the demo) 486 00:20:44,431 --> 00:20:46,433 I'm doing a series of intense abdominal exercises 487 00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:48,268 and I pooped in my pants. 488 00:20:48,977 --> 00:20:50,145 My coach didn't see it. 489 00:20:50,228 --> 00:20:52,189 He just went to pick it up our Postmates orders. 490 00:20:52,272 --> 00:20:54,733 I panicked. I threw away my underwear into the trash. 491 00:20:54,816 --> 00:20:56,443 I wiped my butt with gym towels 492 00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:57,778 and I continue to exercise. 493 00:20:57,861 --> 00:21:00,238 - I didn't wash my hands. - Oh Lord. 494 00:21:00,322 --> 00:21:02,115 I touched a lot of equipment. 495 00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:05,243 There's no dirt on my hands, but it's still disgusting. 496 00:21:05,368 --> 00:21:08,371 I'm endangering my health everyone who touches the StairMaster. 497 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:11,666 The position of president is most important position 498 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:15,003 from the most powerful country on the planet. If I use that power 499 00:21:15,086 --> 00:21:16,588 to protect my own interests 500 00:21:16,671 --> 00:21:19,591 I will fail to protect the most important thing, namely the people. 501 00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:20,967 God bless America. 502 00:21:21,051 --> 00:21:22,594 Then, don't exercise if you have money. 503 00:21:22,677 --> 00:21:24,012 See you soon. 504 00:21:24,095 --> 00:21:25,555 What color is the towel, sir? 505 00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:28,934 - Sir, that's amazing. - Thank You. Those low standards 506 00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:31,895 is what I need from my closest advisor. 507 00:21:31,978 --> 00:21:32,979 So, how, son? 508 00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:36,316 After what I saw today, I am honored, Mr President. 509 00:21:36,399 --> 00:21:39,319 We'll see how you feel tomorrow. 510 00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:45,116 LATEST NEWS 511 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,868 ALONG WITH THE LEVEL OF SUPPORT CURTIS ROCKETS 512 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,794 BED WHISPER PROJECT 513 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:01,591 TUE 24D VILLAIN TYPE: SUPER VILLAIN 514 00:22:01,675 --> 00:22:02,676 REPEATING VILLAINS, SPLIT, ONCE PREMIERE 515 00:22:06,179 --> 00:22:07,180 MISSION FAILED 516 00:22:09,391 --> 00:22:10,392 CIA WHEEL OF PUNISHMENT