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BICENTENNIAL 1976
PLATFORM SHOES - SALE!

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Don't move! LAS!

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Hey ! Hey !

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- Stop!
- Get her!

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- Yes, my darling!
- Attention, all units.

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{\an8}BEAUTIFUL BOMB

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Be careful!

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- How do you like it ?
- Hey !

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THE CRIME RECORDS

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<i>I repeat:
The individual is heading west...</i>

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{\an8}HQ UNDERGROUND
THE EVIL SIX

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Villains6

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My darling!

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The Anti-Scoundrels League
won't lay your hands on it.

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Guess who stole the card.

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{\an8}BEAUTIFUL BOMB

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DEADLY FISTS

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Hallelujah!

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{\an8}NUN-CHAKU

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{\an8}Yes! I'll take care of it.

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{\an8}JEAN-PINCE

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{\an8}Nice work.

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{\an8}WILLY KOGNEUR

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The map leading
to the legendary Zodiac stone.

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We will be the villains
the most powerful in the world.

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Better hurry up.

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We are leaving for Asia this evening.

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Let's see.

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I go inside.

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Hello, beauty.

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What ?

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Yes !

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The Zodiac stone.

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Soon we will possess the power
of these vigorous beasts.

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Misery of misery.

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Hurry up !

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I am being chased
by fierce trinkets.

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Fourteen, ninety.

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Press the mushroom, my sister.

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Faster! Come on !

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Let me go!

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I have it. I have the stone.

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I'm afraid I'll disappoint you, old man.

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The Villains6 have a new boss.

46
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We've fooled you!

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Wait. I founded this band.

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We form a team.

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Where is your loyalty?

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Stop your circus.
We are scoundrels.

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No loyalty in crime.

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{\an8}Let's leave room
to the next generation.

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THE MINIONS 2
ONCE UPON A GRU

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{\an8}Calm down, kids.

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{\an8}ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

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{\an8}Quiet.

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Shh, shh.

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ORIENTATION DAY

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What do you want to do later?

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-Samantha.
- I want to be a doctor.

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Tremendous.

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Bradley.

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I want to be a teacher.

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No, bad idea.

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- Me, me!
- Yours.

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I want to be a firefighter and president

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while driving
racing cars. Yes.

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It's thrilling.

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And you, Gru?

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Villains6

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-Gru?
- Me ?

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I want to become...

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a super-villain.

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- A super-villain?
- Yes.

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You suck!

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- Kelly!
- Dad !

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- Brett!
- Mom !

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Gru!

79
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A kiss for little mom!

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My darling miniature relatives.

81
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No. Let's see, everyone.

82
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Hey. I have an image to defend here.

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Candy.

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Are you looking forward to seeing the film?

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Let's go!

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THE JAWS

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COMPLETE

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No!

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<i>A shark! A shark!</i>

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I'm the pinball ace.

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Chuich, chuich, chuich.

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{\an8}FREE PLAY

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Chuich, chuich, chuich.

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-Bello.
-Bello.

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-Bello.
-Bello.

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STRAPPED MOLE

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Hooray!

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I want a little bit of everything.

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A little more. Even more.

100
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Add some vermicelli.

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I love vermicelli.

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CHEESE LASER

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Cheese section!

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Cheese section!

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Don't shower me with cheese.

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{\an8}TIPS

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{\an8}Thank you very much!

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So creamy, so delicious.

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LOSE WEIGHT BY SWEATING

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It's worth every calorie.

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Invoices, magazines,

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SandH dot stamps.

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{\an8}PRIORITY - TO: MR. GRU
2230 Broadway, Springfield

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Villains6
DO NOT DISCLOSE TO ANYONE

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Smashed Guacamole!

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Where can you listen to it?

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<i>Hello, Mr. Gru.</i>

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<i>We have received your application</i>

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<i>for the band of Bad Guys6,
the most illustrious scoundrels.</i>

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<i>A position has just opened, and...</i>

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And?

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<i>...the job interview is
tomorrow at noon.</i>

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Dyna-o-mite!

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<i>Please go
at 417, rue Principale.</i>

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<i>The password is:
“You are evil.”</i>

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YOU ARE BAD

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“You are naughty.”

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<i>Now let's give the final blow</i>

129
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<i>because this invitation
is going to explode, my darling.</i>

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Explode?

131
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No, no, no!

132
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Very big news, mom!

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Mom ?

134
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Mom ?

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What ?

136
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Who is this sweaty guy?

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He stinks up the house.

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I thought you were cooking cabbage.

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He's my new guru.

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Tell your shady friends

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that I count well
make them work.

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Otherwise, I put them outside.

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They disturb my gentle vibrations.

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Hey ! I heard you!

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DEADLY FISTS - JEAN-PINCE - WILLY
KOGNEUR - BEAUTIFUL BOMB - NONNE-CHAKU

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Villains6

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Let's go tell the good news
to the troops.

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In the basement, gentlemen.

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Or rather:
“our new malevolent lair”.

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It's fantastic!

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What successful works!

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My first malicious lair.

153
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I have the chills !

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You have to break eggs
to make an omelette.

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Am I not right?

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- Good job, Ryan.
- What ?

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I congratulated you!

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- What ?
- Forget it.

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Adrien, Mack, it’s very beautiful.

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Joe, is your family okay?

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Hey. Perfect, perfect.

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Come closer everyone.

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Listen to me carefully.
Attach your straps.

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Hold on to your glasses.

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The gang of Bad Guys6 wants
meet me.

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Tomorrow.

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Mini-boss!

168
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Mini-boss! Mini-boss!

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Come on, come on. I'm not mini.

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Stop that.

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And they haven't hired me yet.

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Hello, Otto. What is there?

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Blah, blah, blah.

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Well, it's...

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Yes, I...

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I... Very good.

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You know what would be fun?
Let's play the game of silence.

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The game of silence! <i>Yes, yes!</i>

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Thank you for all the work
accomplished today.

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I have to rest.

181
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Tomorrow will be the day
the most decisive of my life.

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Get ready, planet.

183
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Gru is coming!

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- Mini-boss!
- I'm not...

185
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Mini-boss! Mini-boss!

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Villains6

187
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They are the best.

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I can't believe it.

189
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Mini-boss?

190
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Yes, I understand.

191
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But I have to sleep. Get out.

192
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Well, okay.

193
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Because of the nightmare.

194
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But just for tonight.

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I don't believe
to this nightmare nonsense.

196
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Excuse me.

197
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Really ? You too ?

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Mounted.

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- Good night.
- Good night.

200
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Yes, yes, yes. Good night.

201
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Good night !

202
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I just want to sleep.

203
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{\an8}<i>CAM</i>

204
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{\an8}True Crime News

205
00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:20,957
<i>Breaking news.</i>

206
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,151
<i>The gang of Villains6 is getting ready
to rewrite the code of abomination.</i>

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Villains6

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<i>Scoundrels of the world,</i>

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00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,407
<i>in three days,
at the stroke of midnight,</i>

210
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<i>when the festivities
of the Chinese New Year will begin,</i>

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00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:36,747
<i>the power of this terrible toy
will be released.</i>

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00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,291
<i>With the power of the Zodiac,</i>

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00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,544
<i>we will overcome
the Anti-Scoundrels League.</i>

214
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,465
<i>And the Villains6 will become</i>

215
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,551
<i>the bad guys
the most powerful in the world.</i>

216
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:52,679
<i>Are you getting it?</i>

217
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,891
Do I get it?

218
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,227
I don't understand anything.
There's nothing to learn.

219
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,521
They thought they could let me die
like that?

220
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:03,106
Throw myself into the street
like a piece of rotten meat?

221
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,692
They don't pay anything to wait.

222
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,987
I'm going to make them suffer

223
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,571
- to take revenge.
- Mr. Kogneur?

224
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,366
- Damn it.
- Hey, Mr. Knocker.

225
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,450
What ?

226
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:16,619
We wanted to make sure we got paid,
this week.

227
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,288
What impertinence!

228
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,957
I pay you to know.

229
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,165
Ah good ?

230
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Lesson One: Be prepared for anything.

231
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:30,759
Second lesson:
The Belgian nose pick with five slaps.

232
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:35,138
And third lesson:
Lithuanian hair removal.

233
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,231
It's worth all the money in the world.

234
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,900
Forget it, you won't get paid.

235
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:49,736
But let's start
to get my stone back.

236
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,448
<i>An evil Gru is on the rise</i>

237
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,829
<i>I see a scoundrel on the way</i>

238
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:04,251
<i>I'm going to meet my great heroes</i>

239
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,214
<i>They will love me
Because I am the best</i>

240
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,593
<i>Out of my way tonight</i>

241
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:13,677
Villains6

242
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,805
<i>You will be part
from the band of Bad Guys6</i>

243
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,558
<i>An evil Gru is on the rise</i>

244
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:20,642
You are here!

245
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,022
You want to accompany me.

246
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:28,192
- Yes.
- Candy.

247
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,318
All right.

248
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:35,949
When you found me
and responded to my job ad...

249
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,201
{\an8}JOB OFFER

250
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,621
<i>...I thought: “Who are these little guys?”</i>

251
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,664
<i>And then:
“Where do they find so much denim?”</i>

252
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:45,167
{\an8}ADOPT US

253
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,418
{\an8}JOB OFFER

254
00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:52,674
<i>And you didn't give up.</i>

255
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,343
WE LOVE YOU GRU

256
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,858
Okay, I give in. Enter.

257
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,077
We passed
good times together,

258
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,205
but the band of Bad Guys6,

259
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,706
these are the major leagues,

260
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:30,087
and even if you are great,

261
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,924
and your work in the den...

262
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,218
I give you A.

263
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,137
But... I tell myself that...

264
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:42,307
There are many other bad guys
in the world.

265
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:43,392
You know ?

266
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:49,815
Too bad.

267
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:53,235
I have to be alone for this step.

268
00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,696
See you, the minuses.

269
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,827
-Kevin? Kevin!
- Besides.

270
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,795
Otto. Otto.

271
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,673
We play hide and seek.

272
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,925
Hide and seek? Hide and seek.

273
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,770
Come on ! Come on !

274
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,861
Hey, I'm walking!

275
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,617
{\an8}THE CRIME RECORDS

276
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,785
Here we are.

277
00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:56,465
Pardon. Sir ?

278
00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:01,929
I was wondering if you were mean.

279
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,516
You're nice, excuse me.

280
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:10,938
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

281
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:14,650
It was a little test
for my new invention.

282
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,653
I nicknamed her “Nimble Fingers”.

283
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,655
Or “Smart Glue”.

284
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,449
I'm still hesitant about the name.

285
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,034
Come here.

286
00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:31,667
I heard you say you were looking
something special.

287
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,002
Yes. I was hoping...

288
00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:36,880
You are mean.

289
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:43,387
You will have the pleasure of hearing it
in the third cabin.

290
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,930
LINDA RONSTADT
“YOU ARE MEAN”

291
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:47,975
{\an8}This way.

292
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,113
BREAKDOWN

293
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,824
{\an8}And here it is. Not a word to anyone.
Silence. Good luck.

294
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,242
Go ahead, son.

295
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:08,954
Thank you, Mr. Nefario.

296
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:12,332
Professor Nefario.

297
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,251
Hold. Take it.

298
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:18,338
If you become famous,
remember your first gadget.

299
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:20,591
All right.

300
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:28,348
<i>I would understand if he told me</i>

301
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,350
<i>You're bad You're bad</i>

302
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:31,727
<i>You're mean...</i>

303
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,062
Try it backwards.

304
00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:41,904
<i>Welcome to the Villains6.</i>

305
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,698
Say, it's...

306
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,544
Hello.

307
00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:06,178
Are you all here for the interview?

308
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,597
Me too.

309
00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:12,601
What do you do afterwards?
A little Machiavellian plan?

310
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:15,270
A bad move in the making?

311
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:19,650
I see.

312
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,236
<i>Let the first one in.</i>

313
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,446
They are ready to receive you,
Mr. Gru.

314
00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:26,573
Alright.

315
00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:27,658
Great.

316
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:53,183
{\an8}Bad guys6

317
00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:02,067
Esteemed villains,

318
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,361
My name is Gru.

319
00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:09,992
I think I'm talking too loud
even if our proximity

320
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:13,579
does not require
that I raise my voice at this point.

321
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,502
If I had known, at the age of ten,

322
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:23,005
that I would have the chance
to follow in the footsteps

323
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:25,174
of my villainous hero,

324
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,634
Willy Kogneur, I would have said:

325
00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:29,720
"You're missing a bolt
in the skull."

326
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,264
But now
that I am 11 and three quarters years old,

327
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,725
It makes sense.

328
00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:37,186
But who let this kid in?

329
00:24:37,269 --> 00:24:39,396
I thought he was a little man.

330
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,648
Is your head wrong?

331
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:46,904
Do you really think that a little guy
maybe a terrible villain?

332
00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:50,699
Yes. I'm quite despicable.

333
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:52,826
You must not upset me.

334
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:55,871
Meanness is for adults

335
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:59,833
who steal ancient stones
and sows terror.

336
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,837
Not for plump little thugs

337
00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:07,424
who should study at school,

338
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:09,426
have fun at recess

339
00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:11,345
and suck their thumb.

340
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:13,013
“Suck their…”

341
00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,893
Come back when you're done
an astonishing feat.

342
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:19,853
See you next time!

343
00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:25,609
I am the Winged Man,
the next member of the Bad Guys6.

344
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:29,071
Admire the power of flight!

345
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,034
Okay, no more madness.

346
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,410
It's your time to shine.

347
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,040
He's strong.

348
00:25:43,919 --> 00:25:45,712
Yes yes. Left. Yes.

349
00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:04,439
Pull hard, guys.

350
00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:06,608
Everyone gets involved!

351
00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:10,445
He got hold of the stone!

352
00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:12,114
I'll catch it!

353
00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:19,413
Lock all exits.

354
00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:27,004
{\an8}What?

355
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:31,842
There is nothing to see here.

356
00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,218
I take my hat off to you.

357
00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:35,679
<i>Frampton Comes Alive!</i> Good choice.

358
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:39,474
{\an8}I...

359
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,436
{\an8}Keep walking.

360
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,822
But who is it? A child?

361
00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:58,660
- Friends.
-Bello.

362
00:26:58,744 --> 00:26:59,828
Mini-boss!

363
00:26:59,912 --> 00:27:01,705
What are you doing here?

364
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:04,875
Okay, get in.

365
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,128
- Where did he go?
- The little thief!

366
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:09,463
Come on, come on!

367
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:11,298
Let's separate!

368
00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:28,774
Knock-knock. Delivery.

369
00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:43,330
The little demon!

370
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:46,041
Otto, go hide the stone in the lair.
I'll create a diversion.

371
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,751
Quickly, quickly!

372
00:27:57,553 --> 00:27:58,554
Not now.

373
00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:00,556
Come on, come on!

374
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:20,909
Yes, my darling.

375
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:25,747
I'll take care of it.

376
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:34,715
Enjoy the rest of your short life.

377
00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:38,010
Works, please.
Come on, come on!

378
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,734
We're going to catch you, little guy.

379
00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:56,236
- Yes !
- Yes !

380
00:29:02,284 --> 00:29:03,744
Josh, your turn.

381
00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:04,870
Play, play!

382
00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:14,296
They said that the little
couldn't be a scoundrel.

383
00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:15,756
Well...

384
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:18,634
The little one just stole

385
00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:22,054
to the biggest villains in the world.

386
00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:27,267
When I bring it back to them,
they will say:

387
00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:31,480
"We committed
a terrible mistake."

388
00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,982
“Please join our ranks.
Come on, Gru."

389
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:36,443
And I will say: “Yes!”

390
00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:40,739
"I will be the new member
Bad Guys."

391
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,867
I only miss Otto.

392
00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:45,244
Where is Otto?

393
00:29:45,661 --> 00:29:46,703
Otto is coming soon.

394
00:29:46,787 --> 00:29:48,288
No, not soon.

395
00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:50,374
It must arrive immediately.

396
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:56,755
-Otto!
- Mini-boss!

397
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:58,882
Here you are.

398
00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:01,218
Do you have it?

399
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:08,684
Is this... Are you kidding me?

400
00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:10,894
Otto, where is the jewel?

401
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:13,188
The gift? <i>Yes,</i> the gift.

402
00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:32,499
This way.

403
00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,504
No !

404
00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:52,811
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

405
00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:55,981
{\an8}PIERRE DE COMPAGNIE

406
00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:09,912
I love you.

407
00:31:25,761 --> 00:31:29,765
I dream, where you exchanged my future

408
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,767
for a pet stone?

409
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:38,273
Good. Otto, where took place
this birthday party?

410
00:31:42,528 --> 00:31:45,322
This is unacceptable. Unacceptable!

411
00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:49,117
I told you
that you were the lame ducks

412
00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:50,827
and I was right.

413
00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:55,082
You're just making mistakes.

414
00:31:55,165 --> 00:31:57,501
Are we raiding? We're raiding!

415
00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:02,464
Don't play music!

416
00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:06,343
My mother was right.

417
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,387
You are not up to the task.

418
00:32:08,470 --> 00:32:10,347
You're fired!

419
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,102
I'm going to find the stone.

420
00:32:15,185 --> 00:32:17,688
I advise you to leave
on my return.

421
00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:18,856
Mini-boss...

422
00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:21,692
And, Otto, stop squealing!

423
00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:26,029
Josh.

424
00:32:36,248 --> 00:32:37,249
Gru.

425
00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:42,129
Kevin, no.

426
00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:44,381
I'll be better off without you.

427
00:33:28,091 --> 00:33:29,384
Mini-boss!

428
00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:32,804
No !

429
00:33:35,891 --> 00:33:38,602
I regret,
I wanted to impress you.

430
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:41,021
Could I speak to Belle Bombe?
She will be able...

431
00:33:47,236 --> 00:33:48,403
Willy Knocker!

432
00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:51,573
Are you alive?

433
00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:55,744
My hero among the villains
is also my kidnapper?

434
00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:59,289
This could be a golden opportunity
if you don't kill me.

435
00:33:59,373 --> 00:34:01,124
Shut up and give me the stone.

436
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:03,919
Yes, the stone.

437
00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:06,255
I have to tell you...

438
00:34:06,338 --> 00:34:07,732
It's quite an anecdote, actually.

439
00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:08,966
Give him the stone!

440
00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:15,889
It risks degenerating

441
00:34:15,973 --> 00:34:18,266
quite quickly.

442
00:34:20,811 --> 00:34:22,521
What is this thing?

443
00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:39,496
Where is she, little one?

444
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:41,998
I don't have it! I don't have it!

445
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:43,500
You hide it somewhere.

446
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,210
No, I swear to you.

447
00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:47,920
Sworn, spat, hopping.

448
00:34:48,005 --> 00:34:49,339
I don't recommend it.

449
00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:51,007
Bring me a phone.

450
00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:55,512
Call home.

451
00:34:55,596 --> 00:34:56,929
The hour of ransom has come.

452
00:34:57,014 --> 00:35:00,767
No, no. My mother might pay you
to keep me!

453
00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:03,937
Very funny. Come on !

454
00:35:18,869 --> 00:35:19,870
LOST

455
00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:39,556
Bello. <i>Mini-boss's house.</i>

456
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,974
- Who is it?
-Kevin.

457
00:35:41,058 --> 00:35:42,184
Kevin, the Minion.

458
00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,602
“Kevin”, the what?

459
00:35:43,685 --> 00:35:45,479
- The Minion.
- Is this a joke?

460
00:35:45,562 --> 00:35:47,022
Do you have sidekicks?

461
00:35:47,105 --> 00:35:50,275
- I'm well and truly done.
- Mini-boss?

462
00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:53,487
You, give me the stone
in San Francisco.

463
00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:56,406
At 6830 Green Street. Understood ?

464
00:35:56,532 --> 00:35:59,618
I'll give you two days,
or you'll never see again

465
00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:01,620
your little boss.

466
00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:04,289
Bello? Bello.

467
00:36:07,668 --> 00:36:08,669
Otto...

468
00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:18,428
Okay, okay, okay.

469
00:36:28,772 --> 00:36:29,773
Otto...

470
00:36:31,608 --> 00:36:32,901
Okay. <i>Yes, yes.</i>

471
00:36:46,123 --> 00:36:47,124
Otto...

472
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:50,002
Perfect. Come on, come on.

473
00:36:58,093 --> 00:36:59,094
The stone!

474
00:37:01,138 --> 00:37:03,974
I gave it to my uncle.
It suits him better than me.

475
00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:19,281
The... The... The stone!

476
00:37:19,364 --> 00:37:20,532
Kevin! Kevin!

477
00:37:25,829 --> 00:37:26,997
The stone!

478
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,001
I told you.

479
00:37:31,084 --> 00:37:34,004
I don't know where he went,
bunch of custard fools.

480
00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:41,845
All right.

481
00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:44,681
Thank you very much. Bye.

482
00:37:47,601 --> 00:37:49,728
Not funny at all.

483
00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:01,240
Fly to SAN FRANCISCO

484
00:38:01,615 --> 00:38:02,908
San Panpisco.

485
00:38:18,882 --> 00:38:20,467
Here we go, my friend.

486
00:38:20,551 --> 00:38:22,177
We're going to get our stone back.

487
00:38:22,261 --> 00:38:24,972
We're going to put our hands on your collar,
Mr. Gru.

488
00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:26,807
Hallelujah!

489
00:38:36,608 --> 00:38:38,694
Smash! Smash!

490
00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:51,874
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

491
00:38:58,297 --> 00:39:02,384
<i>For flight 1109,
meet at gate 27B.</i>

492
00:39:03,218 --> 00:39:04,219
Bello.

493
00:39:06,555 --> 00:39:08,599
San Francisco? All right.

494
00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:09,766
Your payment method?

495
00:39:13,854 --> 00:39:15,105
Wonderful.

496
00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:18,525
If you have hairballs,
you will move to first class.

497
00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:20,694
Come on, go.

498
00:39:27,117 --> 00:39:29,953
Imagine yourself
that we had two engines broken down

499
00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:32,122
and I had to turn around
to LaGuardia.

500
00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:36,668
- Hello, Sally.
- Hi.

501
00:39:51,433 --> 00:39:52,476
Okay, let's go.

502
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,282
Bello. A peanut?

503
00:40:07,366 --> 00:40:08,367
Yes, please.

504
00:40:11,453 --> 00:40:12,454
A peanut.

505
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,289
Peanut.

506
00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:16,583
A peanut? A peanut.

507
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,001
A peanut?

508
00:40:18,085 --> 00:40:19,628
A peanut, baby?

509
00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:25,551
Hey !

510
00:41:19,521 --> 00:41:20,814
Bello!

511
00:41:20,898 --> 00:41:22,357
Bello.

512
00:41:43,295 --> 00:41:44,588
You see me. You don't see me anymore.

513
00:41:44,671 --> 00:41:46,256
You see me. You don't see me anymore.

514
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,738
No. Not “ha-ha”.

515
00:42:12,449 --> 00:42:16,203
What nerve, little one,
steal from the Bad Guys6!

516
00:42:16,286 --> 00:42:17,996
Do I have nerve?

517
00:42:18,455 --> 00:42:21,416
I just got complimented
by Willy Kogneur?

518
00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:24,711
All my dreams are coming true!

519
00:42:24,795 --> 00:42:27,422
Your dreams will turn into a nightmare.

520
00:42:27,506 --> 00:42:29,925
I present to you
my new torture device:

521
00:42:30,008 --> 00:42:32,386
Disco Hell.

522
00:42:36,682 --> 00:42:39,810
Your Minions must arrive
at dusk tomorrow.

523
00:42:39,893 --> 00:42:41,937
If 48 hours of disco
don't kill yourself...

524
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,230
{\an8}48 HOURS

525
00:42:43,313 --> 00:42:45,232
...the blade will do it.

526
00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:48,068
No, no, no!

527
00:43:00,289 --> 00:43:01,498
The stone! The stone!

528
00:43:01,582 --> 00:43:03,917
The stone! The stone!

529
00:43:04,001 --> 00:43:05,043
The stone!

530
00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:07,754
The stone! The stone!

531
00:43:09,548 --> 00:43:11,967
The stone! The stone!

532
00:43:12,050 --> 00:43:13,760
- The stone!
- Hey !

533
00:43:13,844 --> 00:43:15,554
The stone! The stone!

534
00:43:19,516 --> 00:43:21,143
The stone! The stone!

535
00:43:21,226 --> 00:43:22,603
The stone! The stone...

536
00:43:22,686 --> 00:43:24,967
YOU ENTER DEATH VALLEY
(TURN TURN!)

537
00:43:31,069 --> 00:43:32,112
Look at the map.

538
00:43:32,196 --> 00:43:34,156
WILLY KOGNEUR

539
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:35,324
Gr...

540
00:43:54,593 --> 00:43:55,594
Bello!

541
00:43:55,677 --> 00:43:56,837
BELLO
WEEKLY BLUE FLOWER

542
00:44:05,312 --> 00:44:07,231
Next stop: Green Street.

543
00:44:08,815 --> 00:44:09,858
Bye.

544
00:44:13,695 --> 00:44:15,239
Hey, look.

545
00:44:20,202 --> 00:44:21,453
Come! Come!

546
00:44:32,005 --> 00:44:33,131
Mini-boss.

547
00:44:40,013 --> 00:44:41,014
Stuart.

548
00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:44,101
- Mini-boss.
- No, no.

549
00:44:44,685 --> 00:44:45,853
Candy.

550
00:45:06,498 --> 00:45:08,292
All right. Come on ! Come on !

551
00:45:13,755 --> 00:45:15,132
Hey. Here we go.

552
00:45:18,969 --> 00:45:21,972
A little moment.

553
00:45:23,056 --> 00:45:24,141
Bello.

554
00:45:24,224 --> 00:45:25,601
No !

555
00:45:31,565 --> 00:45:33,984
- Intruders!
- Catch them!

556
00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:35,402
Hey, you! Come back here!

557
00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:39,573
Go ahead, quickly!

558
00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:50,876
Kevin! All right.

559
00:46:04,681 --> 00:46:06,058
CHINESE DISTRICT

560
00:46:06,141 --> 00:46:07,851
NEW YEAR

561
00:46:10,395 --> 00:46:11,980
Bring back your little butts!

562
00:46:18,654 --> 00:46:22,449
You will feel a slight pinch.

563
00:46:29,456 --> 00:46:30,457
We've got you.

564
00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:33,877
It's time to break some bones.

565
00:46:40,968 --> 00:46:42,553
Any plans for the weekend?

566
00:46:48,809 --> 00:46:51,436
Five deep breaths.

567
00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:52,980
I'll be right back.

568
00:46:54,982 --> 00:46:55,983
Hey !

569
00:46:56,066 --> 00:46:58,569
Do you like picking on little ones?

570
00:46:58,652 --> 00:47:00,153
Go take a nap, old lady.

571
00:47:01,238 --> 00:47:02,573
The old woman?

572
00:47:11,915 --> 00:47:15,836
I am mistress
from the ancient Shaolin art of kung fu.

573
00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:49,411
A broom!

574
00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:57,127
If you come back to us,
you are dead.

575
00:47:57,794 --> 00:47:58,795
Come.

576
00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:04,301
Thank you very much.

577
00:48:04,384 --> 00:48:05,385
Thank you very much...

578
00:48:07,221 --> 00:48:09,973
Thank me as you go.

579
00:48:10,057 --> 00:48:11,308
I'm working.

580
00:48:14,269 --> 00:48:16,313
Want to learn kung fu?

581
00:48:17,564 --> 00:48:18,649
Kevin.

582
00:48:20,067 --> 00:48:21,193
Bello, <i>chica.</i>

583
00:48:31,036 --> 00:48:32,871
I no longer teach.

584
00:48:32,955 --> 00:48:35,249
This is my new life.

585
00:48:53,934 --> 00:48:54,935
All right.

586
00:48:55,018 --> 00:48:56,520
I will teach it to you.

587
00:49:00,816 --> 00:49:01,817
Hey !

588
00:49:02,568 --> 00:49:04,486
- It's not for you.
- Excuse me.

589
00:49:04,570 --> 00:49:07,573
We must sell, and sell again!

590
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:16,081
{\an8}Tupperware RECEIPT

591
00:49:21,795 --> 00:49:22,963
What?

592
00:49:32,973 --> 00:49:34,558
Where is Gru?

593
00:49:34,975 --> 00:49:36,143
Am I supposed to know?

594
00:49:36,226 --> 00:49:37,519
What an outfit!

595
00:49:37,603 --> 00:49:40,397
Halloween was 4 months ago.
You are ridiculous.

596
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,481
Get out.

597
00:49:42,774 --> 00:49:44,985
I'm going to look
my meat tenderizer.

598
00:49:45,068 --> 00:49:46,862
I will help you, my dearest.

599
00:49:47,613 --> 00:49:49,907
- Don't touch me.
- Where is the boy?

600
00:49:52,659 --> 00:49:54,411
I didn't mean to scare you.

601
00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:57,289
Don't worry.
We're not mad at him.

602
00:49:57,372 --> 00:49:58,832
We just want...

603
00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:00,834
engage him.

604
00:50:03,587 --> 00:50:04,922
Where is he?

605
00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:07,549
Willy Kogneur, San Panpisco.

606
00:50:07,633 --> 00:50:09,259
Willy Kogneur is alive?

607
00:50:09,635 --> 00:50:11,470
And he works with the little one.

608
00:50:12,304 --> 00:50:14,515
We're leaving for San Francisco.

609
00:50:15,224 --> 00:50:16,225
Let's go.

610
00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:24,775
You owe me a roof.

611
00:50:28,987 --> 00:50:30,447
Not bad, huh?

612
00:50:35,035 --> 00:50:37,246
THE BASICS

613
00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,414
Let's start with a simple kick.

614
00:50:40,874 --> 00:50:41,875
Now it's your turn.

615
00:50:46,004 --> 00:50:47,548
Well...

616
00:50:47,631 --> 00:50:48,632
No kicks.

617
00:50:49,007 --> 00:50:51,552
It's a mace.
It's a weapon.

618
00:50:51,635 --> 00:50:54,221
This is Fred, the model.

619
00:50:54,596 --> 00:50:57,057
Never underestimate a model.

620
00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:59,434
- Ha. Model.
-Bello, Fred.

621
00:50:59,518 --> 00:51:00,519
Attack him!

622
00:51:09,736 --> 00:51:10,946
Stuart! Stuart!

623
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,041
Fred.

624
00:51:23,542 --> 00:51:26,920
Doubt tells me
that I can't break this wood.

625
00:51:27,671 --> 00:51:30,716
But there is no doubt
than in the mind.

626
00:51:30,799 --> 00:51:33,135
You know what I say to my mind?

627
00:51:35,804 --> 00:51:37,264
Yours.

628
00:51:47,649 --> 00:51:49,401
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.

629
00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:10,714
All right. We are not ready
for philosophy.

630
00:52:10,797 --> 00:52:12,174
Let's just practice.

631
00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:29,441
Okay, okay.

632
00:52:34,738 --> 00:52:35,739
Yes !

633
00:52:36,657 --> 00:52:37,699
Yes !

634
00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:49,920
At rest.

635
00:52:50,003 --> 00:52:53,298
Tomorrow it will be even more trying.

636
00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:55,926
What, are you resigning?

637
00:52:56,009 --> 00:52:59,763
I assure you, with this stone,
we will be unbeatable.

638
00:52:59,847 --> 00:53:01,515
I've had enough!

639
00:53:01,598 --> 00:53:04,101
There is nothing more distressing
than an aging villain.

640
00:53:04,184 --> 00:53:05,936
Farewell, grandfather!

641
00:53:06,019 --> 00:53:08,438
Let's see, we're a team.

642
00:53:21,785 --> 00:53:23,453
Am I in paradise?

643
00:53:23,537 --> 00:53:25,414
I had to fire my henchmen.

644
00:53:25,497 --> 00:53:28,709
And why? They were incompetent.

645
00:53:29,168 --> 00:53:32,129
Okay, I'm going to untie you
because I...

646
00:53:32,212 --> 00:53:35,215
I need a helping hand
for the flowerbed.

647
00:53:35,716 --> 00:53:38,760
And maybe it would be nice

648
00:53:38,844 --> 00:53:40,262
to have a little company.

649
00:53:40,929 --> 00:53:45,225
Yes. Two scoundrels
who do chores.

650
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,811
Who knows in what trouble
could we get lost?

651
00:53:49,688 --> 00:53:52,149
What's your malicious laugh?

652
00:53:52,232 --> 00:53:54,860
- Obviously.
- It's rubbish.

653
00:53:54,943 --> 00:53:57,196
He looks like a jester
who swallowed a mirliton.

654
00:53:57,279 --> 00:54:01,533
Oh yes ? You look
of a poor mage on his way back.

655
00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:04,369
Easy, Don Rickles.

656
00:54:04,453 --> 00:54:06,246
Who is Don Rickles?

657
00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:08,665
{\an8}SNAKE CROSSING

658
00:54:08,749 --> 00:54:10,792
{\an8}The stone.

659
00:54:11,752 --> 00:54:13,879
The stone.

660
00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:18,509
The stone!

661
00:54:21,303 --> 00:54:23,639
The stone...

662
00:54:28,310 --> 00:54:29,478
My old man.

663
00:54:30,395 --> 00:54:32,272
I thought I lost you for a moment.

664
00:54:32,773 --> 00:54:34,900
Calm down, calm down...

665
00:54:36,109 --> 00:54:38,195
Do you want to put it around your neck,
little guy?

666
00:54:41,490 --> 00:54:42,866
The stone!

667
00:54:43,492 --> 00:54:46,161
Hey, my cosmic brother.
Where are you going like this?

668
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,163
San Panpisco.

669
00:54:48,247 --> 00:54:50,165
Frisco disco!

670
00:54:50,749 --> 00:54:53,168
It's your lucky day.
I'm heading towards the coast.

671
00:54:53,252 --> 00:54:54,795
I can drop you off on the way.

672
00:55:05,097 --> 00:55:06,390
...the stone!

673
00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:07,891
Look at that!

674
00:55:07,975 --> 00:55:09,685
THE LARGEST BANANA IN THE WORLD

675
00:55:14,898 --> 00:55:15,941
Hey.

676
00:55:41,925 --> 00:55:43,218
Start with the swimming pool.

677
00:55:43,302 --> 00:55:44,970
Let it shine like a new penny!

678
00:55:45,053 --> 00:55:46,054
What are you doing ?

679
00:55:46,138 --> 00:55:49,641
Looks like an overcooked turkey
from my mother at Thanksgiving.

680
00:55:51,768 --> 00:55:52,769
My God.

681
00:55:52,853 --> 00:55:55,272
Yes, I forgot this detail:

682
00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:58,525
The pool is full
of my pet crocodiles.

683
00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:03,530
Well, that doesn't scare me.

684
00:56:06,408 --> 00:56:08,535
Be careful. If you lose an arm,

685
00:56:08,619 --> 00:56:11,288
you won't be able to
change the bulbs.

686
00:56:11,371 --> 00:56:14,124
Come on, I'll show you
how to do it.

687
00:56:16,293 --> 00:56:18,003
Betsy, stop it.

688
00:56:19,379 --> 00:56:20,506
Hey !

689
00:56:21,048 --> 00:56:22,174
No !

690
00:56:25,344 --> 00:56:27,429
Marvin, no. Stop.

691
00:56:29,932 --> 00:56:30,974
Help! No.

692
00:56:31,058 --> 00:56:32,518
The net!

693
00:56:34,144 --> 00:56:36,313
I've got you! I've got you!

694
00:56:37,773 --> 00:56:38,941
I don't hold you anymore!

695
00:56:42,569 --> 00:56:43,654
Take my hand.

696
00:56:46,532 --> 00:56:47,616
I've got you!

697
00:56:57,918 --> 00:57:00,963
You could have escaped,
but you didn't.

698
00:57:01,046 --> 00:57:04,967
I told you,
you are my villain hero.

699
00:57:05,050 --> 00:57:08,303
I couldn't leave you
get eaten by crocodiles.

700
00:57:08,846 --> 00:57:11,265
Even if the show would have been
very fun.

701
00:57:12,182 --> 00:57:15,519
So you want to become
a great villain?

702
00:57:16,603 --> 00:57:18,689
It's always been my dream.

703
00:57:18,772 --> 00:57:20,858
You want... I don't really know...

704
00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:23,861
You want me to teach you
a thing or two?

705
00:57:26,530 --> 00:57:29,908
Many fighters have asked me

706
00:57:29,992 --> 00:57:33,495
how I became
a great master.

707
00:57:33,579 --> 00:57:34,830
Hey, look!

708
00:57:35,831 --> 00:57:38,417
WAKE UP
THE BEAST

709
00:57:45,007 --> 00:57:49,386
Even the smallest among us
can accomplish great things.

710
00:57:49,469 --> 00:57:51,722
You just have to dig deep inside yourself,

711
00:57:51,805 --> 00:57:54,725
to find your inner monster...

712
00:58:00,856 --> 00:58:02,107
<i>Gesundheit?</i>

713
00:58:02,649 --> 00:58:04,151
Now it's your turn.

714
00:58:20,918 --> 00:58:22,419
Find your inner monster.

715
00:58:24,463 --> 00:58:25,756
Stop my kick.

716
00:58:33,138 --> 00:58:35,349
We still have a lot of work
to do.

717
00:58:57,663 --> 00:58:59,373
SAN FRANCISCO FISHERMAN'S WHARF

718
00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:48,630
Kevin, Stuart and Bob, you're ready.

719
00:59:52,426 --> 00:59:53,886
No, no, no!

720
00:59:53,969 --> 00:59:57,181
Ready to receive the medal
kung fu beginner.

721
00:59:58,891 --> 01:00:00,058
They're done for.

722
01:00:05,606 --> 01:00:08,358
First law of the robber:
Don't pick up.

723
01:00:08,442 --> 01:00:10,194
Understood, Grandpa.

724
01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:11,278
CLOSED
OUR APOLOGIES

725
01:00:11,361 --> 01:00:12,601
THE BEST GRANDFATHER IN THE WORLD

726
01:00:13,864 --> 01:00:15,675
Would that bother you?
let's go to the toilet?

727
01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:18,869
Poindexter won't be able to hold back
from here to the house.

728
01:00:28,378 --> 01:00:31,298
BANK OF EVIL

729
01:00:33,467 --> 01:00:35,886
The Bank of Evil.

730
01:00:46,688 --> 01:00:48,524
On the track, kid.

731
01:00:48,607 --> 01:00:50,984
Do like me
and don't forget the signal.

732
01:00:52,653 --> 01:00:55,322
Good morning. I would like to cash it.

733
01:00:55,405 --> 01:00:58,367
My ancestors! What a great bank!

734
01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:01,078
How many are there
any security guards here?

735
01:01:01,161 --> 01:01:02,412
Who is this little guy?

736
01:01:02,496 --> 01:01:05,499
He's my grandson,
who has not yet learned

737
01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:08,418
silence and discretion.

738
01:01:09,294 --> 01:01:10,295
The children...

739
01:01:10,379 --> 01:01:12,339
I have a son.

740
01:01:13,632 --> 01:01:14,716
He looks weird.

741
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,635
Don't listen to him.

742
01:01:16,718 --> 01:01:19,638
Your son is cute.

743
01:01:22,641 --> 01:01:24,226
No !

744
01:01:25,894 --> 01:01:28,772
Help! I see a white light.

745
01:01:28,856 --> 01:01:31,900
Helen, I'm coming!

746
01:01:34,570 --> 01:01:37,072
Helen, I'm coming.

747
01:01:37,447 --> 01:01:38,448
Help!

748
01:01:39,241 --> 01:01:41,368
Help my grandpa!

749
01:01:41,451 --> 01:01:43,954
Help, someone!

750
01:01:45,289 --> 01:01:46,540
My grandfather!

751
01:01:46,623 --> 01:01:47,791
A doctor!

752
01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:50,043
This is the fatal crisis.

753
01:01:53,839 --> 01:01:55,299
Did you hear?

754
01:01:55,382 --> 01:01:57,551
It is the sweet song of the angels.

755
01:01:59,011 --> 01:02:00,095
Help!

756
01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:02,139
Do something!

757
01:02:02,222 --> 01:02:04,558
I'm seeing the movie of my life again.

758
01:02:17,613 --> 01:02:19,448
No, no. On the other side.

759
01:02:19,531 --> 01:02:20,574
On the other side.

760
01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:26,747
Be careful, everyone step back.

761
01:02:28,665 --> 01:02:30,209
- The field is free!
- Wait.

762
01:02:33,253 --> 01:02:35,172
Don't let us down, friend.

763
01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:36,965
No, no. I feel better.

764
01:02:37,049 --> 01:02:38,133
The field is free!

765
01:02:40,093 --> 01:02:41,637
Maximum load.

766
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,430
- The field is free!
- THANKS.

767
01:02:43,514 --> 01:02:45,557
You saved my grandfather.

768
01:02:46,725 --> 01:02:48,894
Was it robbed?

769
01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:52,231
Grandpa talks nonsense.

770
01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:54,274
They fell.

771
01:02:58,820 --> 01:03:00,322
Look what I have!

772
01:03:00,405 --> 01:03:02,366
Hey. Not bad.

773
01:03:02,449 --> 01:03:03,617
Not bad at all.

774
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:05,244
We make a good team.

775
01:03:05,327 --> 01:03:06,537
It's true ?

776
01:03:06,620 --> 01:03:09,248
Yes. We should continue the adventure.

777
01:03:09,331 --> 01:03:11,041
Wait until you see the next lesson.

778
01:03:11,124 --> 01:03:13,335
I can't wait!

779
01:03:13,418 --> 01:03:15,420
We're going to have fun.

780
01:03:44,741 --> 01:03:45,951
Mini-boss.

781
01:03:46,034 --> 01:03:47,160
Okay, Stuart...

782
01:03:47,244 --> 01:03:48,287
Bob...

783
01:03:49,246 --> 01:03:50,497
It's time to strike!

784
01:03:54,334 --> 01:03:55,669
Mini-boss!

785
01:04:22,362 --> 01:04:23,739
They are not here.

786
01:04:23,822 --> 01:04:25,449
Scatter around to find them.

787
01:04:41,924 --> 01:04:44,134
There's something going on in Frisco.

788
01:04:44,635 --> 01:04:45,761
Look.

789
01:04:50,349 --> 01:04:52,434
CHINESE DISTRICT

790
01:04:53,936 --> 01:04:55,437
It's here.

791
01:04:59,691 --> 01:05:01,568
Quite a journey, little guy!

792
01:05:01,652 --> 01:05:02,945
My old man.

793
01:05:04,404 --> 01:05:05,822
I'm going to miss you.

794
01:05:07,699 --> 01:05:09,952
Good luck, cosmic brother!

795
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:36,603
You will learn
to the old school of crime.

796
01:05:43,110 --> 01:05:44,444
No !

797
01:05:57,249 --> 01:05:59,543
Weekly Villains
WILLY KOGNEUR FOUNDS HIS GAND

798
01:06:01,545 --> 01:06:04,298
I can't believe
that they did this to me!

799
01:06:04,798 --> 01:06:07,593
I showed them everything!

800
01:06:07,676 --> 01:06:09,386
We were a gang!

801
01:06:11,597 --> 01:06:13,056
I let it go.

802
01:06:15,934 --> 01:06:18,770
You are a super villain.

803
01:06:19,354 --> 01:06:21,106
And they are idiots.

804
01:06:21,773 --> 01:06:25,861
I only dreamed of doing
bad things with my friends.

805
01:06:26,612 --> 01:06:29,740
And look at me now.
Old and abandoned.

806
01:06:30,157 --> 01:06:32,910
You are old,

807
01:06:32,993 --> 01:06:34,661
but you are not alone.

808
01:06:37,748 --> 01:06:38,749
Good.

809
01:06:39,124 --> 01:06:40,542
Listen to me, trickster.

810
01:06:41,210 --> 01:06:43,420
We're starting a new team.

811
01:06:43,504 --> 01:06:46,465
We will call it: “The two terrors.”

812
01:06:47,925 --> 01:06:49,176
We will find better,

813
01:06:49,259 --> 01:06:52,804
but let's start
by finding this stone

814
01:06:52,888 --> 01:06:55,724
to prove to everyone
that you still have the touch.

815
01:06:56,183 --> 01:06:58,727
So let's see. You're just a child.

816
01:06:58,810 --> 01:07:01,271
It's over. Go home.

817
01:07:01,355 --> 01:07:03,565
- But you said that...
- Go home!

818
01:07:43,897 --> 01:07:45,440
Come on, come on!

819
01:07:51,697 --> 01:07:52,698
Otto?

820
01:07:57,619 --> 01:07:58,662
Otto!

821
01:07:59,538 --> 01:08:00,998
Otto!

822
01:08:05,085 --> 01:08:07,629
Otto! It’s Mini-boss!

823
01:08:08,255 --> 01:08:09,339
Mini-boss!

824
01:08:11,884 --> 01:08:13,844
- Mini-boss!
-Otto!

825
01:08:16,180 --> 01:08:17,180
Look! Look!

826
01:08:18,223 --> 01:08:19,308
The stone.

827
01:08:20,058 --> 01:08:21,475
You found the stone.

828
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,520
Otto, I'm so proud of you.

829
01:08:25,898 --> 01:08:27,274
We have little time left.

830
01:08:27,357 --> 01:08:29,043
- You have to take it to Willy Kogneur.
- Yes.

831
01:08:29,067 --> 01:08:30,068
All right.

832
01:08:30,611 --> 01:08:31,737
Get it!

833
01:08:37,743 --> 01:08:39,118
Quickly, quickly!

834
01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:44,875
It's been a while, little thug.

835
01:08:47,794 --> 01:08:49,129
I'll take this from you.

836
01:08:53,550 --> 01:08:54,551
Yes !

837
01:08:56,178 --> 01:08:57,179
Not a move!

838
01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:58,889
You, there! Don't move!

839
01:08:58,971 --> 01:09:00,307
The Anti-Scoundrels League.

840
01:09:00,390 --> 01:09:02,225
You are under arrest.

841
01:09:08,148 --> 01:09:09,649
Everyone.

842
01:09:09,733 --> 01:09:12,027
Have you forgotten the time?

843
01:09:25,832 --> 01:09:27,917
Happy New Year!

844
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:34,466
Fire !

845
01:09:56,154 --> 01:09:57,364
Don't give in.

846
01:09:59,616 --> 01:10:00,868
Attention !

847
01:10:12,171 --> 01:10:13,881
No, no, no.

848
01:10:13,964 --> 01:10:15,299
No, no, no!

849
01:10:16,633 --> 01:10:18,594
Where do you think you're going like this?

850
01:10:19,011 --> 01:10:22,931
You stole from us,
and you will pay dearly for it!

851
01:10:29,563 --> 01:10:31,982
Happy dismemberment!

852
01:10:34,443 --> 01:10:35,444
Friends!

853
01:10:36,612 --> 01:10:39,198
Let's fight in the forms.

854
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,294
You naive people believed me.

855
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:54,338
Save-who-can!

856
01:10:58,175 --> 01:10:59,301
No !

857
01:11:03,472 --> 01:11:04,932
Hello, traitors.

858
01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:08,143
Do you remember me?

859
01:11:09,645 --> 01:11:11,021
You.

860
01:11:11,104 --> 01:11:14,650
You can abandon me,
destroy all my property,

861
01:11:14,775 --> 01:11:17,694
but don't touch the little one!

862
01:11:17,778 --> 01:11:20,072
Do you want to save the little one?

863
01:11:20,614 --> 01:11:22,366
You and which army?

864
01:11:23,742 --> 01:11:25,202
This army!

865
01:11:25,285 --> 01:11:27,287
All right. This army.

866
01:12:29,349 --> 01:12:30,934
<i>Dig deep inside yourself.</i>

867
01:12:31,018 --> 01:12:33,562
<i>Find your inner monster.</i>

868
01:13:51,849 --> 01:13:52,850
Otto!

869
01:13:53,976 --> 01:13:55,561
Hurry up! Faster!

870
01:13:57,938 --> 01:13:58,939
No !

871
01:14:07,781 --> 01:14:08,866
I've got you.

872
01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:14,538
Come on, faster!

873
01:14:26,633 --> 01:14:27,801
No.

874
01:14:37,561 --> 01:14:39,146
Don't touch it!

875
01:14:39,229 --> 01:14:40,731
Crush the minus.

876
01:14:59,249 --> 01:15:00,792
No !

877
01:15:02,836 --> 01:15:07,382
What does it feel like to get beaten?
by a plump little thug?

878
01:15:11,553 --> 01:15:14,181
You were amazing!

879
01:15:14,264 --> 01:15:16,934
Kung fu... Where did you learn that?

880
01:15:17,017 --> 01:15:19,520
I will hire you back immediately.

881
01:15:22,856 --> 01:15:23,941
Stuart!

882
01:15:43,836 --> 01:15:45,587
It's all yours, boss.

883
01:15:45,671 --> 01:15:47,214
Where do we put it?

884
01:15:47,297 --> 01:15:49,091
Do you feel it? Right here.

885
01:15:50,759 --> 01:15:53,178
No. Willy Kogneur.

886
01:15:56,723 --> 01:15:57,850
Hey.

887
01:15:57,933 --> 01:15:59,893
You'll get through this, right?

888
01:15:59,977 --> 01:16:01,687
Don't worry about me, kid.

889
01:16:02,187 --> 01:16:03,480
It'll be fine.

890
01:16:04,106 --> 01:16:05,190
Finally.

891
01:16:05,274 --> 01:16:08,652
You will be imprisoned
very, very long time.

892
01:16:08,735 --> 01:16:11,530
I wouldn't bet on it.

893
01:16:12,906 --> 01:16:13,907
No.

894
01:16:14,491 --> 01:16:15,993
See you soon, little one.

895
01:16:51,695 --> 01:16:54,865
Willy Kogneur was
my favorite villain.

896
01:16:56,283 --> 01:16:59,328
We spent little time together,

897
01:16:59,411 --> 01:17:01,205
but for what we experienced,

898
01:17:01,914 --> 01:17:03,624
I am grateful.

899
01:17:04,416 --> 01:17:07,711
You won't see me grow up,

900
01:17:07,794 --> 01:17:12,132
you will not attend
to my worst acts and plots.

901
01:17:12,216 --> 01:17:16,345
And believe me, it will be horrible.

902
01:17:26,355 --> 01:17:28,565
But I will make you proud.

903
01:17:28,649 --> 01:17:33,362
I will become a terrible villain
thanks to you.

904
01:17:33,987 --> 01:17:37,282
You taught me the essentials.

905
01:17:37,366 --> 01:17:39,910
We can't do anything alone.

906
01:17:41,662 --> 01:17:43,247
You have to find your tribe,

907
01:17:43,956 --> 01:17:47,251
and never abandon it.

908
01:17:48,377 --> 01:17:49,378
Otto?

909
01:18:34,882 --> 01:18:37,301
Stay away from trouble.

910
01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:41,722
I will live a good and honest life.

911
01:18:44,266 --> 01:18:45,642
Are you alive?

912
01:18:49,062 --> 01:18:50,856
I'm completely blown away!

913
01:18:50,939 --> 01:18:52,065
How did you do it?

914
01:18:52,900 --> 01:18:57,654
I can't wait to fake my death
to deceive law enforcement.

915
01:18:57,738 --> 01:18:59,406
Aim for the stars, kid.

916
01:18:59,489 --> 01:19:00,741
Aim for the stars.

917
01:19:03,076 --> 01:19:04,411
Auntie, idiots!

918
01:19:04,494 --> 01:19:05,495
LAS

919
01:19:31,271 --> 01:19:34,983
THE CRIME RECORDS

920
01:19:36,610 --> 01:19:38,320
Sorry, it's closed.

921
01:19:40,239 --> 01:19:42,741
I just wanted to thank you.

922
01:19:42,824 --> 01:19:44,660
Of formidable efficiency.

923
01:19:44,785 --> 01:19:46,787
{\an8}Okay, I'll get straight to the point.

924
01:19:46,870 --> 01:19:49,081
{\an8}I need a crazy researcher.

925
01:19:49,164 --> 01:19:50,582
Do you want to work for me?

926
01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:52,793
No, I renounce crime.

927
01:19:52,918 --> 01:19:55,128
I sail towards tomorrows
who sing.

928
01:19:55,921 --> 01:19:57,381
Goodbye, little guy.

929
01:20:10,602 --> 01:20:12,479
Good. Good.

930
01:20:12,563 --> 01:20:14,648
That's enough, the looks of disappointment.

931
01:20:14,731 --> 01:20:15,816
I accept.

932
01:20:16,567 --> 01:20:18,527
Want to see something crazy?

933
01:20:26,201 --> 01:20:27,911
Is this a joke?

934
01:20:35,586 --> 01:20:38,672
Big boss! Big boss!
Big boss!

935
01:20:38,755 --> 01:20:40,757
“Big boss” I like.

936
01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:51,545
In loving memory
by Madeline Montero, host

937
01:26:51,628 --> 01:26:55,340
and gifted and adorable colleague,
beloved wife and mother

937
01:26:56,305 --> 01:27:56,220
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