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Would you please tell Miss Francis
we're ready when she is.

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It's not real. It's just pretend.

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It's all right, Lizzie.
She's only made of straw.

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Come on, Lizzie. No-one will want
the pictures if you're not in them.

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It's erm... It's one fairy story
too many, I think.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls,

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welcome to Midsomer Parva's
first Straw Woman Festival -

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HORN, TYRES SCREECH

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PERSISTENT HORN

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CRIES OF ALARM

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Oh, for God's sake!

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That's it!

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I think our best response
to this sort of intrusion

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is to press ahead in as dignified
a manner as possible.

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Dr Cole? Vicar?

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Stand back, children.

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CAMERA WHIRS

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Come on, man. It's a tradition.

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CHILDREN:
from our hearts is she

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♪ Firelight and sing refrain

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♪ Vanquish darkness
with her name... ♪

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SCREAMING

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(SCREAMS)

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(HOWLS FOR HELP)

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Nice night for a barbecue.

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MUSIC POUNDS

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LINE-DANCING MUSIC

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🔥 Yee-ha! ♫

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Why the police?

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One of the Bible-bashers got burnt
alive on top of that bonfire.

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Maybe there IS a God, after all.

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Yeah, and you know what?

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She's called Doris Day
and she's counting your drinks.

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Hi, Agnes.

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At least you tried.

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Special dispensation.
Hm.

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Something tells me I'm about to be
prime suspect in a murder case.

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Seems I've put somebody
on a bonfire.

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I've put tomorrow's schedule
on your desk.

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Is there anything else?

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Well, if I think of anything else,
I'll let you know.

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Lovely costume, by the way.

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Mrs Hopkins.
I wondered who they'd send.

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I'd like to talk to
Miss Francis, please.

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Who the hell are you?

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I'm DCI Barnaby. This is DS Scott.

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Oh. Sorry.

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Dr Cole.

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Miss Francis
is suffering from shock.

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We can talk to Miss Francis
tomorrow.

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Yeah. Yeah. OK.
We'll get a WPC to take care of you.

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It's Alex! He's not in church.

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It's Alex. I know it is.

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Alex? Who's Alex?
Alex Deakin. Our curate.

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Reverend, do you have
any reason to believe

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that someone would want
to murder him?

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It'll be that rabble up at the
manor, Barnaby. You mark my words.

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Sir!

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I'll talk to you later.

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Jim.

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Anything I can do?
You've got a nerve, Miss Malpas.

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Dental records only, I'm afraid.

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He'd have to be unconscious
when he was put in here, wouldn't he?

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What do you reckon?
It's hard to say.

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This is going to take some time,
I'm afraid, Tom.

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I'll get on to Missing Persons.

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I don't think
that's going to be necessary.

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..sinners, snares, fire and
brimstone, storm and tempest -

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It's your duty
to reassure the children

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there isn't a witch on the loose.

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..his fan is in his hand
and he will purge -

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Damn it, man!
It's only a school assembly.

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DOOR OPENS
Dr Cole?

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Dr Cole.

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Mrs Hopkins.

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I'd like to ask the Reverend Hale
some questions.

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We need him at the school.
Would you mind waiting outside?

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Thank you.

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..the day of the Lord cometh,
as a thief in the night,

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and then shall sudden destruction
fall upon obstinate sinners

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and they shall not escape -

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Reverend Hale?

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Reverend Hale,
I'm sorry to interrupt.

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Could you tell me, did Alex Deakin

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have any enemies here,
up at Parva Manor, for example?

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He tried to turn me.

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He really tried.

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And now...

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God forgive me
for meddling with such evil.

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Meddling with evil?

92
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Why couldn't we have Guy Fawkes
like everyone else?

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Because it's an old
village tradition.

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What would YOU know about tradition?
You've only been here five minutes.

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All I wanted to do was -
Stick your smart-arse fingers in.

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..teach the children
how ignorance leads to fear,

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how it can affect a community.

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So we're ignorant now, are we?
Not now. In the 17th century.

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If people hadn't been prejudiced -
ALL GRUMBLE IN DISAGREEMENT

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If people hadn't been so prejudiced,

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all those innocent women wouldn't
have been burned as witches.

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Who says they was innocent, eh?

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Yeah. No smoke without fire.

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VILLAGERS: Yeah. Yeah.

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I think it was a good idea.

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It brought us together
against the Manor.

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Deakin brought us together against
the Manor. Look what it did for him.

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This really isn't going to help
the children.

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You're damn right. I'm taking my lad
home with me right now.

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Mr Fox... Mr Fox, please!

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I won't be charging for the photos.

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Thank you, Matthew.

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Anyone would think
it was a witch that...did it.

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Alan Clifford's been determined
to destroy village life

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since he bought the Manor.

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Why would he want to do that?
A nightclub owner and pornographer?

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All that nonsense
with the limousine last night

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was him trying to rain
on our parade.

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He'd been at loggerheads
with Alex Deakin for some time.

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About what, precisely?

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See that building to the left
of the Manor? That's the chapel.

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The village clergy
used to serve there.

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Until Clifford had it deconsecrated.
The Reverend Deakin objected?

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Alex was determined to see it
restored to its proper use.

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Is there something IMPROPER
about Clifford's use of this chapel?

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Inspector,

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I suggest a visit to Parva Manor
might shorten your investigation.

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You know Hopkins, then?

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Yes, indeed I do.
Professionally. She's a magistrate.

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Sounds like it's Clifford
she wants on the bonfire.

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She was always a bit of a hanger
and a flogger.

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She should work for Clifford.

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People pay good money
for that kind of thing.

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To see Mr Clifford.

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When's the earliest we can get this
to the planning committee?

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The next meeting's on Friday.

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Heathen! Defiler!

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Devil!
Oh, dear. Here we go.

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Heavenly Father, cleanse
and sanctify this, your house,

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and shield it from the...

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Hey, hold on.
DCI Barnaby. DS Scott. Causton CID.

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Hold on.

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See? The house of God
turned into a brothel!

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We call it "a chapel of love".

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You won't get away with this.

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Whatever abomination it is
you're planning, I'll stop it.

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On poor Alex's soul, I'll stop it.

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Check the diary, Agnes.

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See if I've had
any vicars roasted (!)

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Well, well.

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What an adventurous conversion
of a former place of worship.

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It still is a place of worship.
Best sermons in the parish.

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I understand the Reverend Deakin
also opposed your plans.

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Well, he complained to the DOE.

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Oh, yes, and then he tried to prove

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that the Manor didn't legally own
this chapel.

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So, what are you planning, exactly?

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Ask the God Squad.

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They've got the very best ideas.

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Mr Clifford, can you tell us, please,
where you were

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between 12pm and 6pm
yesterday afternoon?

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Erm...

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Lunch with the architects.

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Then there was a meeting
between 3pm and 5pm, then...

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you got ready for your party.

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A meeting?

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It was a business meeting

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between Mr Clifford and I.

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I really don't know how you get
these sheets so crumpled.

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Mr Clifford, when did you last see
Alex Deakin?

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He came round yesterday, claiming
there was no record of the land
being transferred from the church.

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Was he right about that?

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The Manor got the land
when the monasteries were dissolved,

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before present church records began.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Are you OK, Dad?
He's fine.

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I didn't ask you.

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Can I introduce my daughter, Jo?

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I'm DCI Barnaby. This is DS Scott.

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So, don't tell me. Everyone reckons
Dad had the curate burned,

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cos he moaned about the chapel?

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Why would anyone suggest that?

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They believe what they read in the
paper, so Dad's the devil incarnate.

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Jo, have a peach, dear.

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It's since her mother left.

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She thinks I need looking after.

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There was an outbreak of swine fever
in the 17th century.

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The villagers tried to cure it
with prayers.

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That didn't work. Some women used
herbal remedies. The pigs recovered.

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Nice one.

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The women were tried for witchcraft
and burned at the stake.

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I linked it
into my citizenship lessons.

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We've been exploring prejudice

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and how it's rooted
in fear and ignorance.

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How did the village react when you
suggested making a straw woman?

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Most of them thought it was a bit of
a laugh, extra business for the pub.

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Some didn't like it, didn't say why,
just weren't comfortable with it.

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How about the local church?

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Alex Deakin was against it
from the start.

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He thought it was pagan.

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How long was the effigy on the
bonfire before the ceremony began?

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Half an hour? We weren't sure about
the weather,

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so we kept it in the shed
till the last minute.

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How would you get something like
this on top of a bonfire?

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00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:45,590
Lucy Middleton's dad is a farmer. He
lifted it on with his front loader.

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Any sign of it being tampered with?
Not that I can think of.

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BELL
Sorry.

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I've got to see the kids out.
It's going-home time.

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00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:09,790
Don't forget your gym kit tomorrow.
He won't be here tomorrow.

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00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,790
Afraid, Denise, the local coven
will drink his blood?

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Kate.

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00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:19,470
They're frightened of shadows, Liz.
Don't let them get to you.

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00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,590
Oh, erm, I was just talking
to the police.

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I'll er... I'll see you later, yeah?

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You know where I am.
Yeah.

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Thanks, by the way.
The kids loved it.

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You seem to have at least one ally.

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Mm. Kate Malpas. Yeah.

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She runs her own medical centre.

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Complimentary medicine.
That kind of stuff.

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Miss Francis, may I ask you, when did
you last see Alex Deakin alive?

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Yesterday morning.

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He was still trying to persuade
the vicar to boycott the ceremony,

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so I took them both to the church
to show them the parish records.

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It was the tradition for the vicar
to light the fire.

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When we got there, to the crypt,

227
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Alan Clifford's PA was there.

228
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,990
Agnes Waterhouse?
Mm.

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00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,590
How did Agnes gain access
to the crypt?

230
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That's what Deakin wanted to know.

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Clifford should be a church warden.
He refuses to serve. He has a key.

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And all the church wardens,
they have keys?

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I think so.

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Clifford sent Agnes to see
if there was a record of the church
selling the chapel.

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Which didn't impress Deakin?
No. He was livid.

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What was it he said?

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He said, "If you want to burn anyone
at the stake, burn Clifford."

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Then he went off to have it out
with Clifford at the Manor.

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And I never saw him again.

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Thank you very much, Miss Francis.

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If you think of
anything else, just -

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Give you a call?

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Yeah.

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Don't tell me. You wish you'd had
a teacher like that.

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I might have done better, if I had.

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Come on.

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DOG BARKS

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TWIG SNAPS

249
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,630
CREAKS

250
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:52,630
BIRD SCREECHES

251
00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:01,350
WIND WHISTLES

252
00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:33,990
EVIL GHOSTLY WHISPERING

253
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:21,310
Is it true it was
spon...taneous combustion?

254
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,630
What's that all about?

255
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:35,270
Something to do with an outbreak
of swine fever in the 17th century?

256
00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:37,270
Someone's trying to tell us
something?

257
00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:38,630
Possibly.

258
00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:41,870
Ring round the local meat suppliers.

259
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,310
Find a pig that's lost its head.
Yes, sir.

260
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,630
George.

261
00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:56,630
Can you be sure he's the vicar?

262
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,030
So, what happened?

263
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:06,710
He was rendered unconscious somehow
and then set alight?

264
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,270
Probably.

265
00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:14,430
I'll have to get back to you
on what caused the fire.

266
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:18,190
Why would anyone take against
the vicar and his curate?

267
00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:21,030
Perhaps there's a Satanist
on the loose.

268
00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:23,230
Don't use words like "Satanist".

269
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:25,630
People are getting
the wrong idea already.

270
00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:35,950
Get in and start praying. I would.

271
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:42,830
Sorry.
Are you not into the God thing?

272
00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:48,110
Pretty weird, isn't it?
Two vicars burning like that.

273
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:50,550
There was a...pig's head.

274
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,030
Yeah.

275
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:54,750
Dark forces on the prowl.
The devil rides.

276
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,110
Don't joke about it. Please.

277
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,110
So, do you just do gravestones?

278
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:09,070
I do a lot of trees and rivers.

279
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,950
I'm interested in light,
how it moves.

280
00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:14,510
Yeah?

281
00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:17,230
I've never met
a proper photographer before.

282
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:18,630
Sure.

283
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:20,190
It's true.

284
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:23,030
There's paparazzi
camped outside Dad's clubs,

285
00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:25,190
but I never met one that did trees.

286
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,990
I'm going to Fine Shade Woods later.

287
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,790
BELL CHIMES
Yeah?

288
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,350
Can I watch?

289
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,930
It seems that Deakin had a point.

290
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,130
Sir?

291
00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:51,810
Well, there's no record of any chapel
being sold to the Manor.

292
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:55,130
Clifford said the transaction
took place before records began.

293
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:57,170
Well, he would, wouldn't he?

294
00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:59,210
Any joy with the pigs?

295
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:03,370
I spoke to the butcher in Causton.
Seems Clifford likes his hog roasts.

296
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:06,410
He took a delivery
of three whole pigs on Thursday.

297
00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:10,930
Two priests dead. Both of them burned
alive and both opposed to Clifford.

298
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,970
Hale as good as accused him
in front of us.

299
00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:18,530
So Clifford had him killed, too,
and made it look like witchcraft?

300
00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:20,450
THUD

301
00:22:20,450 --> 00:22:23,450
Search the vicarage, while I have
a word with Mr Clifford.

302
00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:39,010
Am I paying you too much?

303
00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:41,050
Out of my shoe allowance.

304
00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:43,090
Are you going to try it?

305
00:22:43,090 --> 00:22:44,770
Yes. Certainly.

306
00:22:49,010 --> 00:22:51,370
Oh, this is perfect.

307
00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:56,570
SOFT MUSIC
Oh.

308
00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:58,530
You SHALL go to the ball.

309
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,290
Think of it as a going-away present.

310
00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:05,410
Mm, thank you.

311
00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,890
Mr Clifford?

312
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,610
I'm sorry to, er, trouble you again.

313
00:23:12,610 --> 00:23:14,850
It's all right, Miss Waterhouse.

314
00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:17,330
Please stay. I'd like to talk
to you both, if I may.

315
00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:22,930
Thank you.

316
00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:27,490
Mr Clifford, I understand you take
a regular delivery of whole pigs.

317
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,370
Is that right?

318
00:23:29,370 --> 00:23:32,210
Yes. I heard about
the business in the church.

319
00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:37,250
But if it was anyone at my end,
I'd know about it, OK?

320
00:23:38,570 --> 00:23:39,770
OK.

321
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,370
Miss Waterhouse,

322
00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:46,050
you mentioned that you were at
a meeting with Mr Clifford yesterday.

323
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,770
Can anyone else confirm that?

324
00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:56,090
There was no-one actually
in the room with us, no.

325
00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:02,410
So, exactly what kind of a nurse,
are you, Miss Waterhouse?

326
00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:05,250
I...don't know
what you're talking about.

327
00:24:06,330 --> 00:24:07,730
Oh, really?

328
00:24:08,850 --> 00:24:11,650
Don't worry. It's bound
to come out some time.

329
00:24:12,810 --> 00:24:15,490
Agnes is a terminal-care nurse.

330
00:24:15,490 --> 00:24:18,050
She's MY terminal-care nurse.

331
00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:20,210
Damn good she is, too.

332
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:21,650
It's erm...

333
00:24:21,650 --> 00:24:23,250
It's the Big C.

334
00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:28,170
I've been trying to keep it out of
the tabloids, but sex and death...

335
00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:30,930
You see, for me,
they're a perfect headline.

336
00:24:32,130 --> 00:24:33,650
I'm sorry.

337
00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:35,170
No need.

338
00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:38,010
Not as long as I've got
Agnes looking after me.

339
00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:44,090
The "meeting" was for me, Miss
Waterhouse and my pain control.

340
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,370
Do you keep diamorphine
stored here, then?

341
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:50,330
Mm, it's all in the records.

342
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,970
Does anyone in the village
know about your condition?

343
00:24:56,970 --> 00:25:01,610
Just Kate Malpas. She and Agnes
manage my pain for me between them.

344
00:25:01,610 --> 00:25:03,650
I didn't fancy chemo.

345
00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:05,730
I thought about it,

346
00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:09,370
then I thought I'd rather go out
with my hair on and trousers down.

347
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:06,580
Sometimes, in the summer,

348
00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:08,340
I sleep out here.

349
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:13,420
You get this really intense light
first thing.

350
00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:15,860
It's amazing, through the new leaves.

351
00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:17,900
Is there much money in it?

352
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:19,940
Not in trees, there's not.

353
00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:22,180
I get a bit from weddings and things.

354
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:25,220
Not enough to go professional.

355
00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:27,260
What's that one over there?

356
00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:28,700
A birch.

357
00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:33,140
They don't live long,
but they've got the best bark.

358
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:37,260
All that silver, peeling off
a living thing.

359
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:40,700
Does your dad like you
being a photographer?

360
00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:43,820
Not much.

361
00:26:43,820 --> 00:26:46,860
If I made it as a professional,
he might not mind.

362
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:52,780
Time you got yourself
a proper portfolio, then.

363
00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:23,790
The... The children made one each,
as a memento.

364
00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:26,710
OK. How did this one wind up
on Hale's mantelpiece?

365
00:27:27,790 --> 00:27:29,590
Someone must have stolen them.

366
00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:33,030
No. I saw they were missing
before the ceremony.

367
00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:35,110
We did ask you if you'd noticed -

368
00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:37,430
Anything unusual. I know.

369
00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:39,510
Where were they kept?

370
00:27:39,510 --> 00:27:42,710
In the hall. Kept open, so people
could see the kids' pictures.

371
00:27:42,710 --> 00:27:45,590
Look, I'm...I'm sorry, OK?

372
00:27:50,510 --> 00:27:52,590
Hale and Deakin, were they...?

373
00:27:52,590 --> 00:27:54,110
Were they gay?

374
00:27:55,150 --> 00:27:56,710
Erm, just a bit.

375
00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:00,230
How did people feel about that?

376
00:28:00,230 --> 00:28:02,350
I doubt the traditionalists
were happy.

377
00:28:02,350 --> 00:28:04,590
And what about Hopkins and Cole?

378
00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:08,470
Oh, yeah, they all used to go
on the Gay Pride rally together (!)

379
00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,550
Sorry.

380
00:28:13,550 --> 00:28:16,670
Try these.
They're good for sore throats.

381
00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:19,710
Thank you.

382
00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:22,430
OPENS CONTAINER

383
00:28:22,430 --> 00:28:24,390
WIND HOWLS

384
00:28:31,230 --> 00:28:33,190
WIND ECHOES

385
00:28:37,870 --> 00:28:39,830
WIND WHISTLES

386
00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:42,630
HOWLING

387
00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:46,230
BIRDSONG

388
00:28:48,070 --> 00:28:50,030
CHICKENS CLUCK

389
00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:54,590
Jo?

390
00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:14,630
Why didn't Miss Francis
mention this before?

391
00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:16,070
She forgot.

392
00:29:17,110 --> 00:29:18,670
She forgot?

393
00:29:18,670 --> 00:29:21,150
A vital piece of evidence
and she forgot?

394
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:23,470
You know what this makes
Miss Francis.

395
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,830
Well, it doesn't make her a witch.

396
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:28,950
I also found this
on Hale's mantelpiece.

397
00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:34,630
Miss Francis reckons that Hopkins
and Cole weren't too impressed.

398
00:30:07,350 --> 00:30:11,430
Judy, delay my first house call,
would you? Something's come up.

399
00:30:17,790 --> 00:30:20,070
JUDY: Mrs Hopkins to see you, Doctor.

400
00:30:29,030 --> 00:30:31,430
Sorry. Have I called at a bad time?

401
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,870
Just checking the BCG results
from the school.

402
00:30:33,870 --> 00:30:36,990
I thought I'd drop them off
before afternoon surgery.

403
00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:42,710
She's rather an attractive girl,
in her way, don't you think?

404
00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,230
Attractive?

405
00:30:44,230 --> 00:30:45,670
Miss Francis.

406
00:30:48,470 --> 00:30:51,630
I wonder if we shouldn't have gone
for someone less...obvious.

407
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:56,630
Wouldn't do for any of the older
boys to go starry-eyed about her.

408
00:30:56,630 --> 00:31:00,950
Well, this older boy prefers someone
a little more mature.

409
00:31:02,670 --> 00:31:04,310
In fact,

410
00:31:04,310 --> 00:31:06,390
once we've found our new vicar...

411
00:31:07,470 --> 00:31:11,150
perhaps you and I could consider
shortening our engagement.

412
00:31:11,150 --> 00:31:12,630
John.

413
00:31:12,630 --> 00:31:15,430
Of course, we do have Matthew
to consider, but...

414
00:31:16,470 --> 00:31:18,750
I wish he weren't so hostile to me.

415
00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:22,910
He's still tied to his mother's
apron strings. God rest her soul.

416
00:31:29,230 --> 00:31:31,550
JUDY: DCI Barnaby
to see you, Doctor.

417
00:31:34,470 --> 00:31:36,550
Er, OK. Send him through, would you?

418
00:31:36,550 --> 00:31:38,630
John...?
KNOCK AT DOOR

419
00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:43,350
Morning. Just finishing surgery.

420
00:31:43,350 --> 00:31:45,390
We can wait.
No, it's all right.

421
00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,030
Morning.

422
00:31:49,030 --> 00:31:53,230
Dr Cole, was the Reverend Deakin
registered with you?

423
00:31:53,230 --> 00:31:54,590
No.

424
00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:58,630
Was the Reverend Hale
registered with you?

425
00:31:58,630 --> 00:32:00,590
No.

426
00:32:00,590 --> 00:32:02,670
I wonder why that was.

427
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:05,750
I mean, you're the village GP
and a church warden.

428
00:32:06,830 --> 00:32:08,950
I believe they wanted to be
discreet,

429
00:32:08,950 --> 00:32:11,190
given the nature
of their relationship.

430
00:32:12,270 --> 00:32:14,350
Did you object to that relationship?

431
00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:17,550
I tried to ignore it.

432
00:32:17,550 --> 00:32:21,310
Now, if you don't mind, I've got
rather a lot of house calls.

433
00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:24,710
Where were you on Wednesday
between 4pm and 6pm, sir?

434
00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:27,070
I was with Mrs Hopkins.

435
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,790
Can she confirm that, given
the nature of YOUR relationship?

436
00:32:38,710 --> 00:32:42,190
There's nothing serious
between Margaret and me.

437
00:32:42,190 --> 00:32:44,510
So you've no reason
to lie for each other?

438
00:32:44,510 --> 00:32:48,550
If anyone's lying about Wednesday,
it's Clifford. Go and persecute him.

439
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:52,430
Mr Clifford was receiving
medical treatment at the time.

440
00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:54,990
Medical treatment?

441
00:32:54,990 --> 00:32:57,150
Yes. Does that surprise you?

442
00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:03,390
What did Reverend Hale say when I
asked him if Deakin had any enemies?

443
00:33:03,390 --> 00:33:05,870
He seemed scared, scared of Cole.

444
00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:10,390
Who, as a GP, has access to enough
narcotics to have drugged Deakin.

445
00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:13,750
So does Clifford.
Yeah, but all his are accounted for.

446
00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:16,310
What are those?
Herbal throat lozenges.

447
00:33:16,310 --> 00:33:19,870
Kate Malpas makes them. She'll put
Dr Cole out of business.

448
00:33:19,870 --> 00:33:22,270
Where did you get 'em?
Er, Liz Francis.

449
00:33:22,270 --> 00:33:23,750
Oh?

450
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,670
Sir, I have a sore throat.
Oh.

451
00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:34,820
KNOCK AT DOOR
Matthew?

452
00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:40,540
Hey!
L-l-look.

453
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,100
Oh, my God.

454
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:45,140
And there's a...pig's head,

455
00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:47,220
a pig's head on an altar.

456
00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,340
A what?
It's the same as the church.

457
00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:51,100
A pig on an altar.

458
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,220
Matthew, you've been dreaming.

459
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,260
No, I haven't.
You fell asleep.

460
00:33:55,260 --> 00:33:58,340
I tried to wake you, but you looked
so peaceful and lovely.

461
00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:02,820
It's...a witch. It must be.

462
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:05,500
Oh, sure (!) It's not some kids
having a laugh,

463
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,460
it's the hex of the Black Hag.

464
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,620
Now, come with me.

465
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:12,900
Let's see if we can get you clean.

466
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,720
Barnaby, I trust you're here to tell
me I'm free to use the church?

467
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:28,440
Er, no. No. I'm afraid not,
but Forensics shouldn't be long.

468
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,360
So, this used to be the old vicarage?

469
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,640
Yes, my ex-husband bought it.

470
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,640
It came to me
as part of our divorce settlement.

471
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,720
The Church was my solace, then.

472
00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:42,920
When I die, I'd like it to have its
vicarage back, unless I marry again.

473
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,520
Mrs Hopkins,

474
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:48,840
I wonder how you feel about the
Church's teachings on homosexuality.

475
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:55,800
Well, the Church doesn't like
openly homosexual relationships.

476
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,920
And how about you, Mrs Hopkins?

477
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:02,280
How did you feel
about the relationship
between the two reverends?

478
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,240
I had no quarrel with
their liturgical preferences.

479
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,440
Both High Church, funnily enough.

480
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,680
What about... (COUGHS)

481
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,840
What about Dr Cole?

482
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,280
I'd strongly advise you
against using that woman's poisons.

483
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,680
So, neither you nor Dr Cole
disliked having

484
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,960
a gay clerical team in the parish?

485
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,240
Dr Cole is a fine doctor
and a committed Christian.

486
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:30,480
If he harbours homophobic prejudice,
which I doubt,

487
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,200
then he will be judged in a higher
court than we have ever set foot in.

488
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,480
Infatuated AND lying.
And they both loathe Clifford.

489
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,640
So, what are you saying,
three birds with one stone?

490
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,960
Get rid of their troublesome priests

491
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,760
and point the finger
at the vulgar intruder.

492
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:51,160
It's what they do in the Bible,
isn't it? Burn the sinners.

493
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,760
You naughty little girl.

494
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,880
Looking forward to our trip?

495
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,760
The glories of Christendom,
Rome, Jerusalem?

496
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,560
Or maybe we should just go for
a B and B in Skegness.

497
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,040
SQUEAK

498
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,480
What are...you doing here?

499
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,280
I'm a doctor, Matthew, remember?

500
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:48,600
I'm here to see Miss Clifford's
father. I might ask you the same.

501
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,600
Security thought he was trying
to photograph the Manor.

502
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,440
I had to pull them off.

503
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,240
Yeah.

504
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,760
Yeah. Thanks.

505
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,040
(SIGHS)

506
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,600
If only he had his father's grip.

507
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,080
Indeed.

508
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,000
When were you thinking
for our little jaunt?

509
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,960
I can be free any time.

510
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,960
Not while Dad's like he is.

511
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,840
Anyway, who told you he was ill?
The police.

512
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,520
They still haven't worked out
who killed Deakin and Hale.

513
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,080
Useless shower!

514
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,880
You do see why we have to wait?

515
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,200
I couldn't be with anyone
while Dad's still suffering.

516
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,600
Can I help?

517
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,480
I'm sure you can.

518
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,000
I'd like a word with Mr Clifford's
medical advisers, if I may?

519
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,880
You're talking to them.
I'm sorry?

520
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,680
Dr Cole.

521
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,480
Come to cleanse us of our sins?

522
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,080
You!

523
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,920
Talk about mutton dressed as lamb.

524
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,080
How many people
have you seen die, Jo?

525
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,120
Not very pleasant, is it?

526
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,000
Get out of my way.

527
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,040
Whatever it takes to get your father
through this, I'll do it.

528
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,560
It's my job.
It's what he pays me for.

529
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,640
And if you need help, too,
you only have to ask.

530
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,520
Mr Clifford, I really can't
recommend this kind of treatment

531
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,840
for such a serious condition.

532
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,840
Thank you very much, Kate.

533
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,720
For pity's sake! You can't rely on
her hocus-pocus drivel.

534
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,000
Oh, it's a badly overheated liver
you've got there, Dr Cole.

535
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:49,800
Cut out coffee for a bit. Try an
infusion of dandelion root, instead.

536
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,360
You're a fraud, Malpas.

537
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,600
A fraud and a mountebank.
She speaks very highly of you, too.

538
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,520
Do you have any idea

539
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,040
of the damage she's done
to the health of this village?

540
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,600
Village? Damage?

541
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,840
It's time for your morphine, Alan.
You need to calm down.

542
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,560
Alan, why don't you invite Dr Cole
to your party tomorrow tonight?

543
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,720
Fags And Hags. Right up your street.
Oh, yes.

544
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,520
Go to hell.
Thank you for coming.

545
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,080
Doctor.

546
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,960
He's right.
You DO need a proper doctor.

547
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,360
So, you don't think
Agnes and Kate are PROPER?

548
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,240
I mean, hospitals, Dad.

549
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:34,200
Drugs. You've got the money
to buy the best in the world.

550
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:38,640
All you've got is two old tarts
banging on about the perfect death.

551
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,480
They are professionals.
You just don't get it, do you?

552
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,440
I don't want you to die, Dad.

553
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,440
Come on.
Your father needs some rest.

554
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,680
I can take over from here, Kate.

555
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,680
I'll see you tomorrow.

556
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,600
Good night, Alan.

557
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,000
Good night.

558
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,160
I suppose I should be grateful.
Girls still fighting over me.

559
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,960
(SCOTT READS) The original source
of the ignition burns the skin

560
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,240
and melts the subcutaneous fat.

561
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,440
This then soaks into the clothing,
acting as a wick.

562
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,800
Nice (!)

563
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,800
CREAKING

564
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,440
WIND WHISTLES

565
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,440
Miss Malpas!

566
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,440
Can I have a word, please?

567
00:40:56,470 --> 00:40:58,790
I was a GP in London for 12 years.

568
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,990
All this started as a sideline.

569
00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:03,390
So, you left a career
in proper medicine, then?

570
00:41:03,390 --> 00:41:04,790
Not really.

571
00:41:04,790 --> 00:41:07,990
Most modern treatments have
their roots in this sort of thing.

572
00:41:07,990 --> 00:41:10,430
How did you get to work for Clifford?

573
00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:15,750
He was interested in alternative
therapies. Agnes contacted me.

574
00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:18,790
You must have impressed him.
Yeah. He impressed me.

575
00:41:18,790 --> 00:41:21,070
A refreshing attitude to death.

576
00:41:21,070 --> 00:41:24,710
Made such a change from
the sadomasochistic death cult

577
00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:26,510
on offer in Church.
(The what?)

578
00:41:26,510 --> 00:41:31,710
Were either the Reverend Hale
or Alex Deakin patients of yours?

579
00:41:31,710 --> 00:41:35,190
Yeah. I gave Jim Hale
anti-stress tablets.

580
00:41:35,350 --> 00:41:38,830
His er...situation
played havoc with his nerves.

581
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,470
What was his "situation"?

582
00:41:40,470 --> 00:41:43,270
His being gay
was a disappointment for Margaret.

583
00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:46,430
She'd lobbied the bishop
for an unmarried vicar.

584
00:41:46,430 --> 00:41:51,190
So then she switched her affections
to your...rival, Dr Cole.

585
00:41:52,270 --> 00:41:56,070
Only Cole sees himself as my rival.
He has a closed mind

586
00:41:56,070 --> 00:41:58,510
and an irascible temperament.

587
00:41:58,510 --> 00:42:01,230
In mediaeval terms,
he has an excess of choler.

588
00:42:01,230 --> 00:42:03,110
"An excess of choler"?

589
00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:06,590
Setting up a rival practice,
that couldn't have helped.

590
00:42:07,710 --> 00:42:10,950
There will always be people
who prefer aspirin to willow bark.

591
00:42:10,950 --> 00:42:12,710
A bit like religion.

592
00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:15,350
Some people like slurping
Communion wine.

593
00:42:15,350 --> 00:42:17,910
Others like dancing naked
round a bonfire.

594
00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:20,710
I take it you're not a churchgoer.
No.

595
00:42:20,710 --> 00:42:24,270
People make piles of stones
and think they've found God.

596
00:42:24,270 --> 00:42:27,150
If it gives them comfort,
that's their affair.

597
00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:30,750
I prefer Agnes. If anyone can make
death bearable, she can.

598
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,430
What's protein shock venom?

599
00:42:32,430 --> 00:42:35,510
A mutation retardant.
I get the venom from the frog.

600
00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:38,510
CROAKS

601
00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,270
People pay for stuff like that.

602
00:42:47,270 --> 00:42:51,230
The things you buy from a proper
chemist are just a purified version.

603
00:42:51,230 --> 00:42:53,390
Sure (!) "Doctor, it's my throat."

604
00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:55,510
"Suck a frog three times a day."

605
00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:57,430
BANGING
DR COLE: Malpas!

606
00:42:59,470 --> 00:43:02,310
You're a damned disgrace
to the profession.

607
00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:04,230
Do you hear me?!

608
00:43:04,230 --> 00:43:07,230
FURTHER BANGING
"An excess of choler."

609
00:43:07,230 --> 00:43:11,470
Mediaeval medicine might have
something to teach us. Come on.

610
00:43:15,030 --> 00:43:16,430
Dr Cole!

611
00:43:17,550 --> 00:43:21,710
I wonder if we might possibly have
a word with you - in your surgery?

612
00:43:23,270 --> 00:43:26,310
She's no business treating anyone
who's seriously ill.

613
00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:28,590
Surely that is Mr Clifford's choice.

614
00:43:29,590 --> 00:43:31,670
Then he deserves to die.

615
00:43:31,670 --> 00:43:33,950
Like the homosexual priests?

616
00:43:33,950 --> 00:43:36,950
Do you know what "Malpas" means?

617
00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:38,390
No. I don't.

618
00:43:38,390 --> 00:43:40,110
It's French,

619
00:43:40,110 --> 00:43:42,590
"mal" - "evil", "pas" - "step".

620
00:43:42,590 --> 00:43:44,310
"Evil step."

621
00:43:44,310 --> 00:43:47,230
Can I see your drug register, please?

622
00:43:48,310 --> 00:43:50,390
I don't know where it is.

623
00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:52,550
I'll give you some time to find it.

624
00:43:52,550 --> 00:43:55,830
I'd like to see it
by tomorrow morning, please.

625
00:43:55,830 --> 00:43:57,710
And, Dr Cole,

626
00:43:57,710 --> 00:44:00,910
please don't leave the village
without informing us.

627
00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:12,790
DOOR CLOSES

628
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:53,950
HEARTBEAT INCREASES

629
00:45:13,870 --> 00:45:15,470
Dad! Look!

630
00:45:15,470 --> 00:45:18,510
Look at this!
How dare you come in here, Matthew.

631
00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:20,350
It's me! Look. I'm next...

632
00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:21,830
Those are mine.

633
00:45:24,510 --> 00:45:26,550
And they're a damned disgrace!

634
00:45:26,550 --> 00:45:28,830
Someone had the good sense
to send them to me.

635
00:45:28,830 --> 00:45:31,870
Jo's my girlfriend. We're lovers.

636
00:45:31,870 --> 00:45:36,070
Jo Clifford wouldn't hold your hand,
let alone sleep with you.

637
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,140
Matthew!

638
00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:47,780
Meet me at the church
in five minutes. Be there.

639
00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:52,700
John! Where have you been all
evening? Barnaby seems to think...

640
00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:09,820
And I thought you were after
Miss Francis.

641
00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:12,060
Margaret!
Don't Margaret me.

642
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:15,100
They're Matthew's. I found him
with them in his darkroom.

643
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:18,340
What exactly were you intending
to do with them at this hour?

644
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:20,340
I'm going to burn the filth

645
00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:22,340
and then I'm going to pray.

646
00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:25,660
Shall I come with you?

647
00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:27,900
I'm the one
who's failed as a father.

648
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:30,700
Pray for Matthew.

649
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,700
He's not a happy soul.

650
00:46:35,180 --> 00:46:37,180
You're a good man, John.

651
00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:44,260
GATE CREAKS

652
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:51,540
GHOSTLY WHISPERING

653
00:47:56,820 --> 00:47:56,820
SCREAMING

654
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:32,750
He was on fire.
I tried to put it out.

655
00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:35,350
No!
You brought it back.

656
00:48:35,350 --> 00:48:37,380
400 years and you brought it back.

657
00:48:37,380 --> 00:48:40,490
Witch!
Look what you've done to the lad.

658
00:48:40,490 --> 00:48:43,510
Why?
Because she's a damned witch!

659
00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:45,190
Don't listen to them, Matthew.

660
00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:46,670
No!

661
00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,470
Lucy?

662
00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:00,520
This officer will stay with you.
We'll come round later
to take a statement.

663
00:49:04,410 --> 00:49:05,720
Come on.

664
00:49:11,010 --> 00:49:14,150
George,what are his chances?

665
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,340
If he lives, he'll have
Miss Francis to thank.

666
00:49:18,850 --> 00:49:24,950
George, if you wanted to create the impression
of spontaneous combustion,
are you able to do that?

667
00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:28,790
You mean, like a conjuring trick?
Exactly like that. Yeah.

668
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,490
You might be able to do it
chemically.

669
00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:34,170
Could you set something up
in the lab to show me?

670
00:49:34,170 --> 00:49:38,010
I'll try. Come round first thing.
Can you make it tonight?

671
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,870
Thank you.

672
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,130
Oh, by the way, the traces
of a narcotic on Deakin.

673
00:49:45,380 --> 00:49:47,800
It's organic. Valerian.

674
00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:50,390
Commonly used by homeopaths.

675
00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:52,990
Thank you, George.
Cheers.
See you later.

676
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:58,460
If valerian is a herbal sedative -

677
00:49:59,060 --> 00:50:01,620
Kate Malpas's medicines
are found all over the village.

678
00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:08,460
Did Margaret Hopkins appear to you
to be unduly keen to get this church
reopened after Hale's death?

679
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:11,590
Oh, she's a full-on
Bible-basher, sir.

680
00:50:11,590 --> 00:50:15,960
Yet her lover's burned a few yards
from her front door
and we see no sign of the lady.

681
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,780
Looks like photographs.

682
00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:27,960
Taken by Matthew Cole, perhaps,
and burnt by John Cole?

683
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,660
Or by his attacker.
Yeah.

684
00:50:30,990 --> 00:50:34,400
Yeah. We'll have to take a look
at his darkroom, of course, and...

685
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,740
and that.
I'll go and see Liz Francis.

686
00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:40,770
Again.
Don't let anyone see that doll.

687
00:50:40,770 --> 00:50:43,810
Whoever's doing this
is trying to cause a lot of upset.

688
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,370
Sir.

689
00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:24,940
OK. I'll take it from here.

690
00:51:25,170 --> 00:51:26,600
Thank you.

691
00:51:27,030 --> 00:51:31,330
I've er...given her a mild sedative.
She'll be able to answer questions.

692
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,000
Thank you.

693
00:51:46,370 --> 00:51:50,650
Yes. It was Hopkins.
It was erm...

694
00:51:51,590 --> 00:51:55,340
It was like she'd caught him with
something, some kind of papers.

695
00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:59,140
She seemed angry at first,
then he calmed her down.

696
00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:02,490
What kind of papers?
I couldn't see from here.

697
00:52:02,490 --> 00:52:07,030
Then Hopkins went off somewhere and
Cole made a beeline for the church.

698
00:52:07,030 --> 00:52:09,030
So you followed him,
just like that?

699
00:52:09,030 --> 00:52:12,890
What if he had something
to do with Hale and Deakin?

700
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:18,430
Erm... When I got there,
he was on fire.

701
00:52:24,930 --> 00:52:28,110
I used a fire extinguisher
and I called an ambulance.

702
00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:30,290
Did anybody see you?

703
00:52:31,780 --> 00:52:34,890
I could say, "As God is my witness",
but it's not my style.

704
00:52:40,310 --> 00:52:43,340
VILLAGERS CHANT:
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!

705
00:52:44,030 --> 00:52:47,290
Stay here.
Witch! Witch! Witch!

706
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,320
Matthew!
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!

707
00:53:05,070 --> 00:53:07,060
Did you put him up to this?

708
00:53:07,060 --> 00:53:11,400
He's mad with grief. He needs help.
Can't you see that?

709
00:53:11,650 --> 00:53:14,460
No. You've all gone loopy
yourselves.

710
00:53:14,810 --> 00:53:16,560
When he shows up, you come to me.

711
00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:19,780
Fine. If you tell her
to go back where she came from.

712
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:22,170
We wouldn't want her getting burnt,
would we?

713
00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:24,140
That'll do.

714
00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:26,540
Jed Fox, I'm arresting -
Wait! Wait!

715
00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:28,200
Just...

716
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,630
Just let it go. Please.

717
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:42,600
I'll get Uniform
to put someone outside your door.
No, you won't. It's just a broken window.

718
00:53:51,190 --> 00:53:54,060
Sir,
I've just spoken to Liz Francis.

719
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:57,460
I think we should check Cole's desk.

720
00:54:05,540 --> 00:54:08,060
Cullen, Conver, Cochrane...

721
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,700
But no Cole.
Why would Matthew not register
as a patient with his own father?

722
00:54:13,740 --> 00:54:17,300
Clifford,Josephine Pandora.

723
00:54:18,170 --> 00:54:19,970
Sir?
Yeah.

724
00:54:20,540 --> 00:54:23,660
What do you reckon?
Part of a secret porn collection?

725
00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:25,690
Could be.

726
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,380
Say Hopkins catches him with the
dirty pictures, she goes ballistic.

727
00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:32,630
I'm not in the habit
of going ballistic, Sergeant.

728
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,620
Except with police officers who fail
to apply for a search warrant.

729
00:54:39,590 --> 00:54:44,480
Mrs Hopkins. Now you're here,
perhaps you can help.

730
00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:47,880
Does this mean anything to you?

731
00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:49,760
Mrs Hopkins, we have a witness

732
00:54:50,050 --> 00:54:53,660
who saw you arguing with Dr Cole
just before he was attacked.

733
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:58,320
Apparently there was some
altercation about some papers -

734
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,270
Nonsense.
Photographs perhaps.

735
00:55:02,130 --> 00:55:05,440
He's a Christian.
A Christian doctor.

736
00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:09,380
Do those words mean anything
to you?

737
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,710
You'd rather put your faith
in herbs and spells.

738
00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:15,880
Just like all the other heathens!

739
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,420
It's a sickness in the village.

740
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:20,460
Just like it always was.

741
00:55:27,530 --> 00:55:30,030
♪ Firelight and sing refrain

742
00:55:30,730 --> 00:55:33,720
♪ Vanquish darkness with her name

743
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,160
♪ Evil spirits...

744
00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:39,200
♪ Please...

745
00:55:39,810 --> 00:55:41,600
♪ Burning... ♪

746
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:11,780
How did you do that?

747
00:57:11,780 --> 00:57:16,320
O-level chemistry. It's phosphorus.
It burns in the atmosphere
at room temperature.

748
00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:20,110
So find a solvent to make
a solution and hey presto,

749
00:57:20,710 --> 00:57:24,180
the solvent evaporates
and the phosphorus burns.

750
00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:27,650
Can you test for traces
in the victim?

751
00:57:27,650 --> 00:57:30,210
Cole's clothes are covered
in fire extinguisher.

752
00:57:30,450 --> 00:57:32,630
I might get something from Hale.

753
00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:38,950
George, if this
is only O-level chemistry,
then anyone can do it, can't they?

754
00:57:39,550 --> 00:57:43,110
And they could get the chemicals
from any school laboratory.

755
00:57:43,110 --> 00:57:48,000
I pity the youth of today.
Health and safety wouldn't let them
near it in a million years.

756
00:57:58,190 --> 00:58:01,160
Miss?
Oh, Lucy. Hi.

757
00:58:01,660 --> 00:58:03,870
I don't think you're a witch.

758
00:58:06,510 --> 00:58:08,140
Thank you.

759
00:58:08,810 --> 00:58:10,890
She wanted you to know.

760
00:58:13,710 --> 00:58:15,470
Come on.

761
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,760
Hello, Matthew.

762
00:58:48,730 --> 00:58:50,780
Remember that brick?

763
00:58:53,830 --> 00:58:55,580
Matthew?

764
00:58:56,010 --> 00:58:57,760
Can you hear me?

765
00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:00,980
Stone.

766
00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:03,420
And cold.

767
00:59:03,650 --> 00:59:05,570
What's that?

768
00:59:06,030 --> 00:59:07,660
The altar.

769
00:59:08,970 --> 00:59:10,380
Evil.

770
00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:14,350
Pictures.

771
00:59:14,660 --> 00:59:17,540
What pictures, Matthew?
Were they your pictures?

772
00:59:19,980 --> 00:59:21,100
Matthew...

773
00:59:22,490 --> 00:59:26,490
Matthew, did you know Jo Clifford
was one of your father's patients?

774
00:59:57,190 --> 01:00:01,430
She's 19. You think she should tell me
every time she goes out?

775
01:00:01,650 --> 01:00:04,870
Look, Dr Cole will probably die
in the next few hours.

776
01:00:04,870 --> 01:00:09,640
His son seems to be having
some kind of a breakdown
and I need to talk to your daughter.

777
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,570
Alan, if Jo knows anything -

778
01:00:11,570 --> 01:00:14,320
Don't go on at him.
Agnes.

779
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:19,890
Inspector, can I have a word
with you for a moment, please?

780
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:26,100
A witch's altar.

781
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:29,390
He came to my surgery last night
deeply disturbed.

782
01:00:29,390 --> 01:00:32,840
I tried to give him a sedative,
which he rejected violently.

783
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:36,080
I asked him to show me the place.
Did he say where it was?

784
01:00:37,010 --> 01:00:40,490
I know he used to take photographs
down at Fine Shade Woods.

785
01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:45,360
Miss Malpas,
why would Matthew come to you
if he was feeling upset?

786
01:00:45,860 --> 01:00:48,390
He's been my patient
for the past few years.

787
01:00:48,390 --> 01:00:50,840
Not that his father would know that.

788
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,830
Matthew worshipped his mother.
She died last year.

789
01:00:53,830 --> 01:00:57,910
Matthew thinks Hopkins persuaded
Cole to help her on her way.

790
01:01:47,110 --> 01:01:51,020
"Records Past Present Sins."

791
01:01:51,370 --> 01:01:53,440
Someone shoved it under the door.

792
01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:56,070
Oh, and...take a look at this.

793
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,020
These have just come in
from the lab.

794
01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:14,800
So...

795
01:02:16,810 --> 01:02:21,840
Matthew Cole took 'em
and his dad Dr Cole got hold of them.

796
01:02:22,090 --> 01:02:24,430
And if Hopkins caught Cole
with them then -

797
01:02:24,430 --> 01:02:29,130
She maybe attempted to send them the
way of their sexually deviant clergy.

798
01:02:34,340 --> 01:02:39,190
We saw it with our own eyes. A
priest and his curate burnt alive.

799
01:02:39,950 --> 01:02:43,590
Do these things just happen?
Are they natural?

800
01:02:43,590 --> 01:02:45,250
No. No way.

801
01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:49,640
Who is it who has made known
her hatred of all things holy?

802
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:54,900
Who is it who has undermined the medical care
of our good doctor
by peddling her potions?

803
01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:58,100
Who is it who has poisoned
poor Matthew's mind?

804
01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:01,330
First she turns her witch's brew
against our church,

805
01:03:01,330 --> 01:03:04,420
then our doctor and now his son.

806
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,510
The only question is:

807
01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:08,350
who's next?

808
01:03:08,350 --> 01:03:10,620
Well, come on, then.
What are we waiting for?

809
01:03:10,860 --> 01:03:12,450
That's enough!

810
01:03:12,450 --> 01:03:14,910
You're too late, Barnaby.
You've had your chance.

811
01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:19,350
Making an arrest, Barnaby?
Not before time.

812
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,160
For crying out loud,
you're a justice of the peace.

813
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,820
How many more have to die
for his incompetence?

814
01:03:24,820 --> 01:03:27,890
Margaret Hopkins, I'm arresting you
for incitement to civil disorder.

815
01:03:27,890 --> 01:03:29,260
You do not have to say anything -

816
01:03:29,260 --> 01:03:31,490
Lay off, Barnaby!

817
01:03:31,710 --> 01:03:34,920
We will get to the bottom of this.
And I promise you this...

818
01:03:35,430 --> 01:03:39,680
when we do make an arrest,
it won't be any kind of witch.

819
01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:49,740
Come on.

820
01:03:59,330 --> 01:04:01,080
Phoo! Talk about a death cult.

821
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:31,370
Brilliant.

822
01:04:31,370 --> 01:04:33,990
I just... This bulb...

823
01:04:45,330 --> 01:04:47,820
I've got the one we need.

824
01:04:47,820 --> 01:04:50,570
I don't suppose
you've got a plaster, do you?

825
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,010
Did you send this?

826
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,710
We've reprinted
some of Matthew's negatives.

827
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,560
Perhaps this will jog your memory,
Mrs Hopkins.

828
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,690
There.?

829
01:05:10,910 --> 01:05:14,800
Now, it seems that Dr Cole kept
these hidden in his surgery.

830
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,740
That's hardly appropriate, is it?

831
01:05:16,740 --> 01:05:18,680
Given that Miss Clifford
was one of his patients

832
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:22,380
and will inherit her father's empire.
How dare you.

833
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:29,490
They were sent to him as a warning
against the evil influence the pornographer
was having on his poor son.

834
01:05:30,130 --> 01:05:32,010
Sir? Call from the hospital.

835
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,140
Tell them I'll get back to them.

836
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:38,080
They found something
on Matthew Cole.
It sounded urgent.

837
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:42,180
Interview terminated at 20:50 hours.

838
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:49,640
"Confessing the cat to be
her kindred, familiar spirit,

839
01:05:50,330 --> 01:05:55,390
she" - ow - "submitted her person to
be weighed against the Holy Bible,

840
01:05:56,060 --> 01:06:02,490
and being found lighter
was convicted of witchcraft
and taken to a place of execution."

841
01:06:04,770 --> 01:06:07,590
"Weighed against the Holy Bible."
What does that mean?

842
01:06:08,140 --> 01:06:11,380
I guess fat was a feminist issue
back in 1660.

843
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,350
Oh, come on. It's not your fault.

844
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,590
I should never have come here.

845
01:06:18,590 --> 01:06:22,480
400 years and I've stirred the whole
thing up again. Nothing's changed.

846
01:06:25,970 --> 01:06:27,370
No.

847
01:06:50,110 --> 01:06:52,930
What can you tell me
about this photograph, Matthew?

848
01:06:53,650 --> 01:06:55,830
We found it on you.

849
01:06:57,010 --> 01:06:58,940
Matthew, can you hear me?

850
01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:03,900
Who took this photograph, Matthew?

851
01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:10,200
Someone is trying to scare you, Matthew.
It's nothing to do with a witch.

852
01:07:16,990 --> 01:07:18,350
Yeah, all right.

853
01:07:30,070 --> 01:07:32,370
"This is DS Scott.
Please leave a message."

854
01:07:34,490 --> 01:07:35,270
Scott...

855
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,740
call me as soon as you get this,
please. I need you to help me.

856
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,340
And what happened
to leaving your mobile on?

857
01:07:55,500 --> 01:08:00,240
Lord, now lettest thou thy servant
depart in peace,

858
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:04,980
according to thy word,
for mine eyes have seen
thy salvation.

859
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:27,880
Not saying goodbye?

860
01:08:30,950 --> 01:08:32,800
I didn't want to wake you up.

861
01:08:44,110 --> 01:08:45,910
Can I call round later?

862
01:08:52,060 --> 01:08:53,730
See you later, then.

863
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:28,450
Morning, sir!
What happened to you?

864
01:09:29,770 --> 01:09:32,780
I had to interview Margaret Hopkins
single-handed last night.

865
01:09:32,780 --> 01:09:34,780
You've arrested Hopkins?
Yes, I did.

866
01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:38,420
For her own good. The evidence
against her was circumstantial.

867
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,990
I had to let her go.
Well, what about the pictures?

868
01:09:42,910 --> 01:09:45,560
She's seen the light at last
about Dr Cole.

869
01:09:45,810 --> 01:09:48,810
It seems there was more than one
photographer. Take a look.

870
01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:52,640
Who took this?

871
01:09:52,860 --> 01:09:57,480
The person who builds altars in the woods.
I thought I asked you
to keep your mobile on.

872
01:10:24,870 --> 01:10:26,260
Dan?

873
01:10:38,530 --> 01:10:42,980
'Dan, it's Liz. Listen, I know who
it is. I can't believe we missed it.

874
01:10:42,980 --> 01:10:44,880
Meet me at the church, yeah?'

875
01:10:45,590 --> 01:10:46,920
Sir?

876
01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:05,240
Liz?

877
01:11:08,910 --> 01:11:09,880
Liz!

878
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:15,980
Liz!

879
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,470
Liz!

880
01:11:28,140 --> 01:11:29,170
Scott!

881
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:44,040
Liz!

882
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:22,590
And apart from there being no straw
doll, everything else was the same?

883
01:12:22,590 --> 01:12:27,380
It looks that way. I'm analysing
the residues on Hale's clothing.

884
01:12:27,780 --> 01:12:29,860
And?
Still checking on the phosphorus.

885
01:12:29,860 --> 01:12:33,170
There's definitely some kind
of industrial solvent present.

886
01:12:33,170 --> 01:12:34,700
Pin it down, George.

887
01:12:34,700 --> 01:12:37,990
Get the names
of all the suppliers.
Job for Sergeant Scott, isn't it?

888
01:12:37,990 --> 01:12:41,880
No, it's not this time. I'd like you
to do me the favour, please.

889
01:12:42,090 --> 01:12:45,990
You can call me on my mobile.
I've got a drinks party to go to.

890
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:59,550
"Dan, it's Liz. Listen, I know who
it is. I can't believe we missed it.

891
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,380
Meet me at the church, yeah?"

892
01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:10,120
Hello.
Were you looking for Miss Francis?

893
01:13:11,330 --> 01:13:14,500
Yeah. Yeah, I think I was.

894
01:13:24,330 --> 01:13:26,860
"I can't believe we missed it."

895
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:51,810
"Executed this day, most falsely
protesting her innocence."

896
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:09,830
Er...ladies and gentlemen,

897
01:14:10,170 --> 01:14:11,750
welcome.

898
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,350
As you might have heard,

899
01:14:13,350 --> 01:14:18,280
my next appearance in the press is
likely to be in the obituary column,

900
01:14:19,230 --> 01:14:22,350
which is why I thought it only fair
to introduce you

901
01:14:22,550 --> 01:14:25,170
to our project for the manor

902
01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:28,890
before it goes to the planning
department later on today.

903
01:14:29,580 --> 01:14:34,240
And so, ladies and gentlemen, I
give you the Alan Clifford Hospice.

904
01:14:42,460 --> 01:14:49,790
A fully equipped oasis,
where rationally minded people
will be able to end their days

905
01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:52,930
on this glorious planet.

906
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:56,350
Or should I say...God's Earth?

907
01:14:57,130 --> 01:15:00,030
As it says in the good book
somewhere -

908
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:03,410
Mrs Hopkins will know it chapter
and verse -

909
01:15:04,450 --> 01:15:07,960
"In my end is my beginning."

910
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:15,500
And so, good people, I give you
the future of Midsomer Parva.

911
01:15:18,090 --> 01:15:22,950
In this way, I hope to ensure
I shan't be leaving you completely.

912
01:15:23,630 --> 01:15:27,600
When I've gone, my trusted nurse
Agnes Waterhouse,

913
01:15:27,850 --> 01:15:32,670
and my brilliant if unconventional
medical advisor Kate Malpas,

914
01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:36,640
will run the centre
for the benefit of you all.

915
01:15:45,550 --> 01:15:47,600
It's very impressive, Mr Clifford.

916
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:50,050
Shame your daughter wasn't here
to witness it.

917
01:15:50,050 --> 01:15:53,910
I haven't seen her, but if I do,
Inspector, you're the first to know.

918
01:16:07,170 --> 01:16:08,610
Mrs Hopkins.

919
01:16:11,940 --> 01:16:13,260
Look.

920
01:16:16,460 --> 01:16:18,780
There goes your witch, Barnaby.

921
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:34,610
Let me go.

922
01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:46,880
Miss Clifford, I believe
that you took this photograph.

923
01:16:47,190 --> 01:16:51,390
I believe that you seduced Matthew
after posing for him in the woods.

924
01:16:51,610 --> 01:16:57,160
Now, Matthew started a second roll of film
halfway through
your little photo shoot.

925
01:16:57,740 --> 01:17:00,150
You took the first one from him
when he was asleep.

926
01:17:00,580 --> 01:17:03,580
You left him the second,
but with one extra shot on it.

927
01:17:03,580 --> 01:17:06,050
This one...which you took.

928
01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:08,890
Why?

929
01:17:19,470 --> 01:17:21,460
I wanted to wind up Cole.

930
01:17:22,060 --> 01:17:27,150
He comes on like
he's this really sympathetic GP,
and I thought he was all right.

931
01:17:29,530 --> 01:17:32,010
Then he starts
wanting to examine me.

932
01:17:32,010 --> 01:17:34,290
Well, did you complain?

933
01:17:37,060 --> 01:17:40,730
I told him I was thinking
about joining his church.

934
01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:43,650
He loved that.

935
01:17:44,180 --> 01:17:46,440
He said we should go on holiday
together.

936
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:49,930
And was Matthew
going to get a postcard?

937
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:53,860
Matthew was part of the plan.

938
01:17:54,740 --> 01:17:59,450
Daddy thinks he's pulled a teenager,
but, oops, Matthew got there first.

939
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:04,170
His dad treats him like dirt.
Oh, and you don't.

940
01:18:04,660 --> 01:18:08,950
We had a laugh.
Think this is a laugh, do you?

941
01:18:10,590 --> 01:18:13,150
Look, I'm sorry, OK?
Yes, all right.

942
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:17,360
So you heard about the pig's head
up in the church,

943
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:21,160
and what? You decided to spice things
up with Matthew, did you?

944
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:24,290
I wanted to see how they liked
having a real witch.

945
01:18:24,290 --> 01:18:27,510
I got a pig's head from the kitchen
and made an altar in the woods.

946
01:18:28,690 --> 01:18:31,040
I tried to get rid of it
after Cole got burnt.

947
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,960
In fit of conscience?
Yes!

948
01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:38,060
I gave Matthew
some of Kate Malpas's herbal stuff.

949
01:18:38,060 --> 01:18:42,410
Yes, I took the picture and sent
the sexy ones to his dirty old man.

950
01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:46,350
But that's it, OK?
I didn't try and kill his dad.

951
01:18:46,350 --> 01:18:49,100
I didn't even get his message
until this morning.

952
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:51,030
What message?

953
01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:54,920
I think he'd realised it was Matthew
who'd taken the pictures of me.

954
01:18:55,370 --> 01:18:58,990
He wanted to meet in the church,
but I'd left my in Dad's room.

955
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,510
Matthew?

956
01:19:14,690 --> 01:19:16,810
Oh, God! What have I done?

957
01:19:17,060 --> 01:19:19,000
Talk to him, Jo.

958
01:19:19,390 --> 01:19:22,160
If he seems not to hear, talk to him.

959
01:19:23,550 --> 01:19:24,750
Excuse me.

960
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:34,610
Barnaby.

961
01:19:40,230 --> 01:19:42,150
You've done what?

962
01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:55,710
Not before time, Barnaby, eh?

963
01:19:55,710 --> 01:19:59,130
We're still doing your work for you.
Sort it out, mate.

964
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:02,730
I kept thinking of what Liz had said
in that last message.

965
01:20:02,730 --> 01:20:06,170
She was reading the parish records.
I went to see what she'd found.

966
01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:10,960
"Executed this day, most falsely
protesting her innocence,

967
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:13,430
Katherine Malpas."

968
01:20:13,430 --> 01:20:16,860
"Records past, present, since."
Sir, it's got to be her.

969
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:24,350
Miss Malpas.

970
01:20:27,950 --> 01:20:29,980
Why didn't you mention this before?

971
01:20:29,980 --> 01:20:34,670
Advertise that you were related
to a witch over the past few days,

972
01:20:34,670 --> 01:20:37,110
if you lived here?
I wouldn't want to live here at all.

973
01:20:37,110 --> 01:20:40,980
Unless I wanted to make sure Alan
Clifford's new hospice went ahead.

974
01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:43,240
That is worth fighting for.

975
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:46,190
Is it worth burning people
alive for?

976
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:52,820
Katherine Malpas was murdered
three centuries ago by bigots

977
01:20:52,820 --> 01:20:56,520
because they didn't understand her.
She cured their pigs.

978
01:20:56,810 --> 01:20:59,760
Now, you seriously suppose
she'd approve

979
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:02,050
of me burning people alive
because I don't share their beliefs?

980
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:07,780
Would you excuse us for a moment?

981
01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:13,170
Do you think she's lying?
I think -

982
01:21:13,170 --> 01:21:17,800
Our killer is still at large. Why
don't you start to use your head?

983
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:32,580
I seem to have got the crackling
right. It's nice and crispy.

984
01:21:34,170 --> 01:21:36,050
You do that.

985
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:41,870
So, how's the witch hunt?
The witch hunt is not concluded.

986
01:21:42,980 --> 01:21:46,630
Witch hunts never are. You burn one,
you have to find another.

987
01:21:47,250 --> 01:21:49,800
That's horrible, Cully.
It's true.

988
01:21:50,070 --> 01:21:53,480
Everyone needs to have something
they can feel good about hating.

989
01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,290
Plus everyone loves a bonfire.

990
01:21:55,290 --> 01:21:58,200
How's Daniel getting on with it all?
Oh...Daniel.

991
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:01,690
Suddenly, ever since Liz Francis
died, he's gone to pieces.

992
01:22:01,900 --> 01:22:05,590
He's a human being.
Yes. He's also a CID officer.

993
01:22:05,970 --> 01:22:09,690
I mean, you cannot mix romance
and policing, can you?

994
01:22:10,170 --> 01:22:12,410
And you're not a romantic?

995
01:22:12,410 --> 01:22:14,660
What was that song you used to sing?

996
01:22:15,090 --> 01:22:17,260
Erm...

997
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:19,510
♪ That sly, come-hither stare

998
01:22:19,510 --> 01:22:21,710
♪ That strips my conscience bare?

999
01:22:21,710 --> 01:22:23,930
♪ It's witchcraft... ♪

1000
01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:28,490
Do you remember, Tom? You gave me
that LP as a going-away present.

1001
01:22:29,730 --> 01:22:32,910
A going-away present.
Oldest spell in the book, Dad.

1002
01:22:35,310 --> 01:22:37,900
Think of it as a going-away present.

1003
01:22:38,490 --> 01:22:42,130
When we got to the crypt,
Alan Clifford's PA was there

1004
01:22:42,130 --> 01:22:46,080
to see if there was anything
about the church selling the chapel.

1005
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:49,050
I'm sorry.

1006
01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:52,620
Oh, Tom!

1007
01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:07,940
No Kate?

1008
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:11,220
She's been helping the police
with their enquiries.

1009
01:23:12,490 --> 01:23:14,690
Whatever it was, they let her go.

1010
01:23:15,210 --> 01:23:17,330
She's on her way home.

1011
01:23:18,610 --> 01:23:20,120
Right.

1012
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:24,190
I'll tell everyone
you'll be down in a minute.

1013
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,600
No sign of Jo.

1014
01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:28,460
'Parva Manor.
Agnes Waterhouse speaking.'

1015
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:31,630
'Hello?'

1016
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:55,280
Scott, get yourself to the manor
house and bring Kate Malpas with you.

1017
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:57,250
We may need her.

1018
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:03,540
I'm sorry
about what happened to your Dad.

1019
01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:07,260
Matthew.

1020
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:13,740
Dad?

1021
01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:15,500
Jo?

1022
01:25:15,870 --> 01:25:17,090
It's me.

1023
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:21,360
I'd... I'd really like you
to be here tonight.

1024
01:25:27,900 --> 01:25:29,160
Jo.

1025
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:34,990
You should speak to him -
go to him, talk to him,

1026
01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:36,910
while you still can.

1027
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:46,500
I'm sure Kate was right
about what they said.

1028
01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:49,050
I don't want to be half asleep
at the party.

1029
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:52,710
I wouldn't worry about Kate.

1030
01:26:21,150 --> 01:26:22,370
Agnes?

1031
01:26:22,930 --> 01:26:24,320
What are you...

1032
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:28,540
Kate?
Sshh!

1033
01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:35,930
Let Kate take care of things
after we've gone.

1034
01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:42,090
Oh...for pity's sake. What...

1035
01:26:44,310 --> 01:26:46,240
I love you, Alan.

1036
01:26:46,610 --> 01:26:49,220
We may not have had
the perfect life together,

1037
01:26:49,610 --> 01:26:51,790
but we'll have the perfect death.

1038
01:26:51,790 --> 01:26:53,290
KNOCK ON DOOR
Mr Clifford!

1039
01:26:53,510 --> 01:26:54,820
Mr Clifford!

1040
01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:02,100
No! No! No!

1041
01:27:06,740 --> 01:27:09,200
No! Get off him, you bitch!

1042
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:15,800
Agnes Waterhouse, I arrest you
for the murders of Alex Deakin,
Jim Hale and Elizabeth Francis.

1043
01:27:16,030 --> 01:27:18,260
How many of these has he taken?
How many?

1044
01:27:18,470 --> 01:27:20,070
Enough!

1045
01:27:20,440 --> 01:27:24,120
Take these, Alan.
Please, it's an antidote.

1046
01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:27,140
They're poison!
What is happening?

1047
01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:30,960
She's trying to frame
Miss Malpas here.

1048
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:33,330
Everything was going
so well between us.

1049
01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:37,920
Then suddenly Kate this...
Kate that...Kate the other!

1050
01:27:38,310 --> 01:27:42,210
You were the one person to stand
between her and her final ambition.

1051
01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:45,470
To die the perfect death
with the man she loved.

1052
01:27:45,470 --> 01:27:47,010
Dad?
SIRENS

1053
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:49,920
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

1054
01:27:59,630 --> 01:28:03,980
The only trouble was we hadn't heard
about the first Katherine Malpas.

1055
01:28:04,850 --> 01:28:08,080
So you had to send us a clue,
didn't you?

1056
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:12,710
Records past...
present and since.

1057
01:28:13,420 --> 01:28:17,190
You'd been looking
through the parish records
and you found the perfect scenario.

1058
01:28:18,220 --> 01:28:21,550
Your rival was related to a witch.

1059
01:28:22,410 --> 01:28:26,380
When Liz Francis decided to revive
the straw woman ceremony,

1060
01:28:26,690 --> 01:28:30,980
she unwittingly presented you
with an ideal opportunity.

1061
01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:34,890
I don't know
what you're talking about.

1062
01:28:34,890 --> 01:28:36,580
Don't you?

1063
01:28:37,650 --> 01:28:41,480
I wondered, did you ever
take O-level chemistry?

1064
01:28:49,060 --> 01:28:50,930
Methylbenzene.

1065
01:28:51,970 --> 01:28:55,260
Toluene, to give it
its industrial name.

1066
01:28:55,260 --> 01:28:57,970
It's a solvent, as I think you know.

1067
01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:01,680
Perfect for dissolving volatile
chemicals like phosphorus.

1068
01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:04,350
I found that
behind your drugs fridge.

1069
01:29:04,620 --> 01:29:05,480
And...

1070
01:29:08,090 --> 01:29:09,800
..there were these.

1071
01:29:26,070 --> 01:29:27,760
Miss Waterhouse?

1072
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:33,550
My last patient
was a school lab technician.

1073
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:36,840
Lovely man.

1074
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:39,690
He had leukaemia.

1075
01:29:40,550 --> 01:29:43,270
He showed me the experiment
they used to do with phosphorus.

1076
01:29:45,470 --> 01:29:47,310
It was his favourite trick.

1077
01:30:19,070 --> 01:30:20,220
So...

1078
01:30:21,050 --> 01:30:28,440
after Alex Deakin had made his
protest to Mr Clifford on the morning
of the straw woman's ceremony, what did he do?

1079
01:30:28,440 --> 01:30:31,710
He invited you into the vicarage
for a coffee?

1080
01:30:34,610 --> 01:30:38,000
'I told him I could influence Alan
to reconsecrate the chapel.

1081
01:30:38,220 --> 01:30:41,620
Poor man. He was so desperate,
he actually believed me.'

1082
01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:44,990
He was sick. Mentally unstable.

1083
01:30:45,300 --> 01:30:49,170
Religious belief is a manifestation
of mental illness in my book.

1084
01:30:50,340 --> 01:30:53,340
'So I medicated him.
I gave him a sedative.

1085
01:30:53,870 --> 01:30:55,760
I put it in his coffee.'

1086
01:31:00,030 --> 01:31:03,990
'I chose the moment when I knew Liz
Francis was busy with the children.

1087
01:31:04,410 --> 01:31:07,790
I knew her stupid straw woman
was in the shed.'

1088
01:31:18,180 --> 01:31:24,750
After the death of his beloved Alex,
I knew that Hale would go to the church
that night to pray.

1089
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:29,100
I'd taken Alan's key.

1090
01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:33,120
I put the pig's head on the altar...

1091
01:31:34,150 --> 01:31:36,560
poured toluene onto his robes.

1092
01:31:46,750 --> 01:31:48,640
It was quite impressive.

1093
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:56,930
The others were easy.

1094
01:31:57,150 --> 01:32:00,060
Cole left a message on Jo's mobile.

1095
01:32:00,770 --> 01:32:04,940
I picked it up
and went to meet him at the church.

1096
01:32:06,690 --> 01:32:08,430
Why Liz?

1097
01:32:09,620 --> 01:32:12,080
She'd read the parish records.

1098
01:32:12,290 --> 01:32:15,790
She knew I'd read them,
and she worked out what I'd done.

1099
01:32:17,070 --> 01:32:22,170
After she'd arranged to meet me
at the church, I found her there alone.

1100
01:32:23,550 --> 01:32:26,060
So you...burned her alive.

1101
01:32:30,340 --> 01:32:31,830
I had to.

1102
01:33:12,410 --> 01:33:13,770
Kate?

1103
01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:17,790
Kate.

1104
01:33:20,850 --> 01:33:24,360
For what's it's worth...
I hope you'll stay.

1105
01:33:24,910 --> 01:33:26,550
Thank you.

1106
01:33:27,490 --> 01:33:30,050
Do you know why that pub's
called The Oak?

1107
01:33:31,910 --> 01:33:33,340
No.

1108
01:33:33,930 --> 01:33:36,990
There used to be an old tree
on that spot.

1109
01:33:38,220 --> 01:33:42,640
The first Katherine Malpas
was hanged there.

1110
01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:44,500
Hanged?

1111
01:33:44,820 --> 01:33:47,630
There were no witches burnt
in this village.

1112
01:33:47,830 --> 01:33:50,070
Only straw women.

1113
01:33:50,550 --> 01:33:53,960
Still, everyone loves
a good bonfire, eh?

1114
01:34:33,220 --> 01:34:34,970
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