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Coming up on 5:50 PM.
News update at 6.

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But first the weather.

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No end in sight.

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Rain and hail continues
throughout France...

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"cheap safari"

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17 degrees F in Paris
and 10 in Nice.

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Elsewhere, a very hot summer
in South Africa,

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with a record 109 degrees F
in Capetown.

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Welcome to Africa,
cradle of humanity.

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This is where we were born.

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My name is Richard Dacier
and I'm all about Africa.

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With me and my guide, Bako,
the routine is over.

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Go to the heart ofthe savannah.

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You're expected,
for the greatest of adventures:

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A safari.

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Which means,

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a Dacier Safari
will hit you where you live!

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Chouchou, will you take a check?

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Outskirts of Johannesburg

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Bako will work it out.
He always does, right?

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It's hot.

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It's usually hot, but now...

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it's very, very hot.

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I mean, compared to normal hot.

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What?

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Oh, I thought you...

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Hello Chouchou.

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Hi Bako.

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How much?

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$25,000.

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Could Richard and I have a minute?

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- To consider.
- Right.

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Consider away.

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25 grand. How could you?

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I had a fantastic hand.
Four aces.

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I was Puff Daddy, cruising.

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He had a straight with suits.

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A straight flush.

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Straight flUnch? What's that?

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They cheated.

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No. I'm a pro, with an eagle eye.

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Your eagle needs glasses.

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Cards are marked.

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Weird.

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No need to cheat to beat you.

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Well?

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Chouchou, we don't have 25.
I can give you 2.

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Maybe 3.

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What do you say?

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I say he dies.

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Unless you agree

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to do a little favor

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for Monsieur Charles.

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Monsieur Charles!

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Reload!

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Pull-try!

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Glad to see you, Dacier.

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And it's not mutual!

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Listen carefully.
Bring this case to a friend,

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north of Mapulanguene.

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Six miles past
the Mozambique border.

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On Sunday,

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at 4PM.

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Stop playing when I talk!

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Please!

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He never lets me play!

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I want to jump out a window!

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This is the ground floor.

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Sorry. She's my niece.

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Where were we?

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Sunday at 4.

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You deliver the case at 4.
In exchange,

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you pick up another case.

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And what's in the case?

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Fruit bars and a bilboquet.

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You really are dumb as a fence post.

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A friend of mine,

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who will sort of...
supervise things.

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Where is he?

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There!

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This is Ralph Becker.

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You scared me.

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Do I have to go with these clowns?

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Lt'II be fine.

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A bus load oftourists in shorts
is perfect cover.

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Lfthat's all, maybe we should go.

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He should go.

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I always guide the tourists.

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No, yeah. Yeah, he...

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He's the safari specialist.

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I just book them.

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I haven't gone in 30 years.

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Let me go. I'll do what you want.

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Don't send Richard.

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Bako...

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I know all about your bond
with Dacier.

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Your friend would do anything

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to get you back in one piece.

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Am I right?

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Bako...

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You can do it, Richard.

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Take my guide book, be careful,
and heed your instinct.

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I'm afraid.

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Forget that word in the bush.

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Bako, not the bush!

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No! Not the bush! Bako!

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Because of me,
Bako might die.

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I'II never make it, Bernardo.

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Come on, Bernardo.

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I can't learn the bush like that.

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All right.

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Chapter one.

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Dangers ofthe Bush.

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The big 5:

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Lion, leopard,
buffalo, rhino, elephant.

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Richard.

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Dad?

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You must help Bako.
Save him.

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It's your destiny.

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You know I can't go to the bush.

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You must do it.

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And brush after every meal.

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Yes, Dad.

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Dad?

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I'm going.

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No, Bernardo. Not you.
It's too dangerous.

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You're just a child.

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A monkey child, but a child.

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DAD'S THINGS

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Hi! Richard Dacier.
You with the Dacier safari?

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Hakuna matata to you!

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Answer, "Hakuna matata to you, too.'

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You're white.

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Black at heart,
though white of skin,

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Africa is a cry
that comes from within.

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This way to the bus.

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OK, ready?

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Everyone comfortable?

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Oh right.

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This man took another flight.

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His name is...

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Jean.

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Right. Easy to remember.

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Jean what?

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Jean.

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So it's Mr. Jean Jean.

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In Beauvais I know a Hugues Hugues.
Hard to say.

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Great!

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Got a middle name?

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Jean.

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To the hotel?

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No, the safari has begun.

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The welcome toast in the brochure!

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We all smell like the plane!

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I don't.

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Except Missy. Who wants a shower?

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All right.

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Drinks, showers. But quickly.

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- Dacier, I got a feeling.
- Yeah?

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No A/C, right?

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No. If I turn it on,
the motor stalls.

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Mr. Dacier, on your web site

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you speak a curious language.
What dialect is it?

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It's Woolite.

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Waoolite.

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Do they study it in colleges?

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No, in the field. It's complicated.

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The peanuts taste like cold cuts.

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Mine is the opposite.

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Yes, Mom. I've arrived.

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No, don't worry.

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Not yet.

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My Fanta is warm.

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It's not Fanta. It's Banga.

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My Banga is warm.

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It's served warm here. Tradition.

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What's the matter, Jean Jean Jean?

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Sorry, you look like a dead fish.

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Have I seen you before?

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No. I don't think so.

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Must be mistaken.

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Everyone, party's over!

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What party?

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Everybody here?

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No, Benoît is missing.

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It's the... warm Banga.

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- Mr. Dacier?
- Yes?

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Can we be sure this safari
will encounter the big 5?

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Right, the big 5. I know, I know.

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It's not orals!

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But I know the big 5.

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Buffalo, elephant, rhino,

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lion... and leopard.

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Really want to?

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No! The goal of a safari
is to avoid animals.

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Worst case, we could fall back
on the little 4.

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The big 4? What's that?

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The 4 smallest creatures
in the bush.

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Caterpillar, greenfly,

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mites and lice.

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Faced with a lion,
how should one behave?

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Oh, faced with...
the king of beasts?

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The master, predator...

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The boss.

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- The owner.
- The lion!

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Right, the lion. With a lion,
which can be pretty mean,

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well,

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you...

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Never turn your back.

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Right, that's it.

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Don't turn around. That's it.

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And baring your teeth is hostile.

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Right. No teeth.

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If it attacks us anyway?

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Why would it?

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If we get a lion
who doesn't know the rules.

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Lie down and play dead.

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Are boas dangerous?

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Bows?

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No.

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Well, depends on the bow.
But usually not.

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There are different boas?

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Of course. Ribbons.

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Arrows, violins...

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She means a bo-a.

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Oh! Right, the boa, well...

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Well that's... I mean, look out!

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No danger.
Unprovoked, boas don't attack.

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Exactly. Look out, no danger at all.

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Look, zebras!

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- Where?
- Near the tree!

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Can we stop?

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Too dangerous in herds.

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- There's only 2.
- 2 is a herd.

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Dacier, you scared?

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Stop, we take pictures.

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Take the pictures,
but stay with the vehicle.

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Mr. Becker, if you don't mind,
could you get out a second?

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Mix with the group, be a tourist.
Make an effort.

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I don't like tourists.

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It's out of focus.

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Mr. Dacier!

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Take a picture of me and my wife?

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You're too close! Careful.

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No risk. They're like ponies.

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Ponies aren't zebras.

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Cats aren't cheetahs,
sardines aren't sharks!

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Be nice, come take a picture.

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I got you.

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Use the zoom.

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Dacier! Over there.

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We're being attacked!

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- What's that?
- Blueball monkeys.

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Why that name?

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Use the zoom.

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They're ransacking the bus!

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Wait! After they steal,
they sometimes clean up.

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They cleaned us out.
I'II sue, monkey or not.

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They ate my toothpaste.

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- Didrt clean up.
- Guess not.

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Sorry.

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- I'm so sorry.
- What a mess!

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I can see that.

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- They slapped me.
- Really?

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There's one still there! Bastard!

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Relax, they're gone Becker.

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You called Jean Jean "Becker"?

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No, I said,

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"It's OK, they're gone...

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"Becare."

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From the verb "to becare,"

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meaning...

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"to share food.'

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Let's go! We have to be
at base camp by evening.

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- I got everything.
- Great.

276
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,624
Oh no, I can't believe it.
They stole my Amex.

277
00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,915
- The one with Flying Blue miles?
- Yeah.

278
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,790
Only natural.

279
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:22,665
- Why?
- It's their favorite color.

280
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:26,415
It was a joke, Bertrand.

281
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,999
Right.
I know, I got it.

282
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:33,082
Anyway, they don't have my PIN.

283
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,499
It was a joke, Magalie.

284
00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:39,249
I know, I got it.

285
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,749
Mr. Dacier,

286
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,165
what do we do about...?

287
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,040
About?

288
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,124
Relieving ourselves.

289
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,957
Behind those trees, I guess.

290
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,457
Don't go too far.

291
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,749
All right.

292
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,207
What is it, crocodile?

293
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,540
No. Antelope, maybe.

294
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,540
It's solid, very solid.

295
00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:55,165
Hyena, maybe.

296
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,415
No. Mr. Dacier, what is it?

297
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,957
Oscar Meyer weiners.

298
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,415
What's for dessert?

299
00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:05,582
Animal crackers.

300
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,165
Want some?

301
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:13,540
I love to becare.

302
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,957
Not staying with us?

303
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,290
With you? No.

304
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:27,999
Strange guy.

305
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:29,624
Not a word all night.

306
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:33,040
The heat gets to him.
He sweats from his nostrils.

307
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:33,790
Disgusting.

308
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:35,415
Fire's warm.

309
00:19:59,208 --> 00:19:59,874
Playing cards?

310
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:03,499
Feel like playing some poker?

311
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,665
I don't like poker.
I prefer magic.

312
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,540
Do a trick for us?

313
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,082
That's fun.

314
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,124
Fantastic.

315
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:15,374
The king's the father.

316
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,082
The son is the jack.

317
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,999
The goal's to find the father.

318
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:24,999
Right there.

319
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:28,707
Once again.

320
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,749
He must be there.

321
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,332
Where is the father?

322
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:41,999
Nowhere.

323
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:47,332
And you two? How did you meet?

324
00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,249
- Bowling.
- Baptism.

325
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,790
A baptism that took place
in a bowling alley.

326
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,874
The parents are great bowlers.

327
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,540
So they had it there.

328
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,832
It was love at first sight.

329
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:03,915
Soon as I laid eyes on her,
I knew she was the one for me.

330
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,749
No matter what the obstacles.

331
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:29,040
Ever since that day, I knew

332
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:32,915
who I was waiting for,
hoping for.

333
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,332
Beautiful.

334
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,415
Very romantic.

335
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:39,832
And you?

336
00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:41,540
Me?

337
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,165
I got a strike.

338
00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:46,749
I played with cheetahs!

339
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,749
Don't laugh,
I feel like we've met before.

340
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,082
- No, we haven't.
- We have.

341
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,249
- You're an ER nurse.
- No, that's not me.

342
00:21:59,083 --> 00:21:59,749
What did I say?

343
00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:02,249
It's true! I played with cheetahs!

344
00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:03,374
Great, Benoît.

345
00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:06,582
Tomorrow we leave at six.
Five AM wake-up call.

346
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,582
- Five?!
- Five-fifteen.

347
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,749
Great! We sleep in!

348
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,582
There were 2 ofthem.

349
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,040
Unbelievable.

350
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,499
Bertrand?

351
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:41,915
Could you look elsewhere
while I undress?

352
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,374
Where?

353
00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:46,499
North-northwest.
Opposite way from my tits.

354
00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,332
Where you from?

355
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:56,915
Peyrat-le-Château.

356
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,249
You know it?

357
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,499
Never heard of it.

358
00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:02,582
You must know Beauvais.

359
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,374
I've heard the name.

360
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:09,415
They often speak
ofthe Bay of Rio, Bali, Venice...

361
00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:13,832
I truly feel Beauvais is among
the world's most beautiful places.

362
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,540
That's at the Y, when I was a kid.

363
00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:22,749
That's the National Tapestry Center.

364
00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:26,165
See that smokestack?
Sopalin paper factory. Know Sopalin?

365
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:27,165
Of course.

366
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,999
They make it in Beauvais.

367
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,790
You're so in love with your town.

368
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,707
Why did you come to Africa?

369
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,915
For the adventure.

370
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,665
When the impala is born,

371
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:43,165
he has only 15 minutes to stand

372
00:23:43,458 --> 00:23:45,499
or he may be devoured

373
00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:47,332
by savannah predators.

374
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,582
Fifteen minutes! Incredible, huh?

375
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:52,082
These books were a great idea.
Thanks.

376
00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:53,707
If someone told me,

377
00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:56,832
you'd be here
on your 32nd birthday...

378
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,082
- 35th.
- Right.

379
00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:02,832
- Our Benoît, surgeon-to-be!
- Not yet.

380
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,624
My first operation
will be right here.

381
00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,082
- In the garden?
- No, the hospital.

382
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,290
In my home town.
Beauvais. The best place on earth.

383
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,332
Yeah, we know.

384
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,832
And our last gift.

385
00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:18,832
This is too much.

386
00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:29,915
An African safari?

387
00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:30,957
A great trip.

388
00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:33,207
I travel through books.

389
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,665
Look, you read Africa,
India, China!

390
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:40,124
Stop reading the world, see it!

391
00:24:40,291 --> 00:24:42,290
You're 35, stuck to the couch.

392
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:43,874
Go to Africa! Fuck!

393
00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:45,540
Watch your language.

394
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:47,915
We're going to the Pezet's
in Saint-Tropez!

395
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,332
Next year, I'll go to Chile.

396
00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,165
Must be nice.

397
00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:57,540
Must be.

398
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,832
What was that?

399
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:04,915
Please.

400
00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:09,707
That.

401
00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:12,124
Please.

402
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,499
It's nothing, kill it.

403
00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,290
- You sure?
- No danger.

404
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:28,915
Sorry, Jean Jean,

405
00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,624
it was an egg-bearer.

406
00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:33,374
When you kill her,
the young scatter.

407
00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:35,832
They enter through your orifices.

408
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:37,665
Sleep with your pants on?

409
00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:41,582
But some got up my nose.

410
00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:46,457
Morning. Sleep well?

411
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,915
Come here, I have an announcement.

412
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,415
I have a little surprise for you.

413
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,207
Today, we're going to...

414
00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,540
Mozambique!

415
00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:09,124
Listen up, everyone.
I have a little surprise.

416
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,749
All right. Today we're making
a side trip to...

417
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:14,999
The Faundo village, right?

418
00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:18,749
It's in the brochure.
Faundo village. No surprise.

419
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:24,082
Oh, right. The village.

420
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:25,874
What kind ofvillage?

421
00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,707
A Faundo village.

422
00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:34,165
It's in the heart ofthe savannah,
400 miles from Johannesburg.

423
00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:37,749
A village untouched
by civilization and decadence,

424
00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:40,582
despite frenetic globalization.

425
00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:43,790
The Faundos. Having preserved
their ancestral soul,

426
00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:47,707
this primitive people is immune
to modern temptations.

427
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,457
- Momo.
- What?

428
00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:51,707
Nothing wrong?

429
00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:55,624
What? I'm fine there.
Gathering fruit, looking exhausted.

430
00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:57,165
What's that?

431
00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:01,374
Enough.

432
00:27:01,541 --> 00:27:02,874
Two weeks ago, Nikes.

433
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:06,207
Now it's the boxers.
What's next, a Hermès scarf?

434
00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:12,540
Jawal, when Wembé's carrying corn,

435
00:27:12,791 --> 00:27:14,707
get in there beside him!

436
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,749
Azaan, don't laugh.
When goats stray,

437
00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:20,415
it's a problem.
Lead them to the side.

438
00:27:20,583 --> 00:27:22,832
I keep telling you.
One more thing:

439
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,124
Turn offyour cell phones!

440
00:27:25,833 --> 00:27:28,207
The Faundo village, stands forgotten

441
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:29,874
in a hi-tech world.

442
00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:32,082
Wow! Sounds so typical!

443
00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:33,249
Let's go.

444
00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:36,540
It is nice. Really a nice village.

445
00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:40,040
But now that I know you,
I think I know what you need.

446
00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:42,040
I have something just for you.

447
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,040
A slight change of schedule,

448
00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:46,249
and we can make a side trip to...

449
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:47,665
Excuse me.

450
00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:53,374
Dacier, it's Max from Africa Tours!

451
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:55,582
The Travel Office iswatching you.

452
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:58,499
There are moles in your group!
I got to go.

453
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:02,332
To?

454
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,082
There are two seats for you.

455
00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:08,457
You were interrupted.
A side trip to...

456
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:11,749
Right, too far.

457
00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:14,374
A side trip too far?

458
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,957
How do you feel about moles?

459
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,582
Moles? What are you getting at?

460
00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,540
Neither do I.

461
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,707
Why? We're going to see moles?
Is that it?

462
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,290
Unless the moles see us.

463
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,332
Not knowing we know!

464
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:34,499
While watching, and not telling us
that they're watching us.

465
00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:36,124
African proverb?

466
00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:38,749
Are you OK? You look stressed out.

467
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:42,999
Excuse me...

468
00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:51,957
No good...

469
00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:57,582
I get to Mozambique

470
00:28:57,958 --> 00:28:58,957
or I lose Bako.

471
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:01,707
With the Faundo, there are moles.

472
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,415
Who's he talking to?

473
00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:04,999
His engine.

474
00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:07,832
Is that normal?

475
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,374
For men, yeah.

476
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:14,082
The briefcase.
What if I lost it? Right.

477
00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:17,665
Hi, Monsieur Charles.
I lost the briefcase.

478
00:29:18,125 --> 00:29:21,999
He'd never believe me.
And then there's Becker.

479
00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:34,999
OK, whatever you want.
It's your money.

480
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,874
Fine, bye.

481
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,915
Change of plans!

482
00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:43,915
Guess who's coming to see us!

483
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,249
Dacier!

484
00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:03,415
It's so beautiful. And so typical!

485
00:30:04,416 --> 00:30:05,665
- Can we talk?
- Sure.

486
00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:09,582
Hi,
I'm Benoît Solanse from Beauvais.

487
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,707
But they won't understand.

488
00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:19,999
- What is it?
- Pillagers.

489
00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,832
Pillagers!

490
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:35,040
Is it Ringling Bros. All day
or we get breaks?

491
00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:54,499
Don't panic.

492
00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:56,332
It means, "Hands up."

493
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,665
No, no breaks.

494
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:01,874
- You told them hands up?
- I did?

495
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,124
Who are they?

496
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,207
Pillagers. They're pillaging us.

497
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:06,874
They have blue balls, too?

498
00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:10,124
Is it Waoolite?

499
00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:12,290
Yeah.

500
00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:13,874
Go talk to them.

501
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,207
OK, I'm going.

502
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:28,707
Pinch me.

503
00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:29,999
Dacier!

504
00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,665
In the bush. You vaccinated?

505
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:34,999
Don't overact.

506
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,249
I'm not! We're so believable.

507
00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:41,749
I went to dramatic arts school!
At age 11, I could do Molière!

508
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:45,415
Look, just do
what we said on the phone.

509
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:47,249
Get the briefcase offthe bus,

510
00:31:47,416 --> 00:31:49,832
from the jumpy guy with pimples.

511
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,249
Then get out of here.

512
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:03,665
This is it.
My life is passing before my eyes.

513
00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:06,207
Please, send my remains to Beauvais!

514
00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:09,832
You.

515
00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:11,665
Money.

516
00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:14,624
Lfyou tear her clothes off,

517
00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,415
and play with her body...

518
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,082
I mean, just in case.

519
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,540
You not work video club

520
00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:24,082
in Dulban?

521
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,749
I can't believe it.

522
00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:31,540
You, mini-shit,
you have the case?

523
00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:32,874
Give it to me!

524
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,832
- Drop them.
- What are you doing?

525
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:37,999
Saving us, asshole.

526
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:40,207
- Becker!
- "Becker"! I knew it!

527
00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:44,374
Your friend is crazy!

528
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,332
Hold this, bitch.

529
00:32:45,583 --> 00:32:48,415
Hey, I'm a student.
Sophomore, economics!

530
00:32:48,625 --> 00:32:49,249
He is!

531
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:51,040
You're not a mini-shit.

532
00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:54,665
They're blanks.

533
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:56,082
Yeah. No!

534
00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:57,874
Maybe they're Supermen.

535
00:32:58,125 --> 00:32:59,374
What is this shit?

536
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,124
I don't know anymore.

537
00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:04,249
Jean Jean,
you should scratch yourself.

538
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:04,957
Shut up.

539
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:08,082
Everyone on the bus. Now.

540
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,374
Now!

541
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,249
Get out of here.

542
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:18,832
You're finished.

543
00:33:19,083 --> 00:33:21,832
- Tour license revoked.
- You're the moles.

544
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,624
Once in Paris, my report
will destroy you!

545
00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:26,165
Lfyou ever get there.

546
00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,415
You drive!

547
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:28,874
- Why?
- Shut up!

548
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:29,957
OK, Jean Jean Jean.

549
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,707
Becker, dufus!

550
00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:34,415
Becker Dufus. Good name.

551
00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:36,874
Get this straight.

552
00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:39,874
My name's notJean.
I'm Ralph Becker.

553
00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:43,832
And I have business with you
in Mozambique, as a tourist.

554
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,124
Once it's over, go fuck yourselves.

555
00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:49,874
Anybody makes a move on me,

556
00:33:50,041 --> 00:33:50,915
I'll kill him.

557
00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:53,332
So smile. We're crossing the border.

558
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:56,665
And there is no briefcase, got it?

559
00:33:57,541 --> 00:33:58,832
I didn't hear you!

560
00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:23,249
Turn the engine off.

561
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,665
Hello, Officer.

562
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,082
We'd like to visit your great land,

563
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:34,249
to glimpse the 1001 wonders
ofthe pearl ofAfrica!

564
00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:35,874
You talk a lot.

565
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,415
Everybody out.

566
00:34:57,458 --> 00:34:59,165
Nothing to declare?

567
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,165
No, Mr. Briefcase.

568
00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:03,415
Briefcase?

569
00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,374
No! Pencil case.

570
00:35:05,541 --> 00:35:08,165
- He said toothpaste.
- Sounded more like pillow case.

571
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,124
Fast pace?

572
00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:10,415
Chevy Chase?

573
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,999
Shut up!

574
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,374
You!

575
00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:29,874
Not your 1st time in Mozambique.

576
00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:31,582
Yes, it is. I swear.

577
00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:33,915
You sell calendars?

578
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,415
We all have a double somewhere.

579
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:39,249
Like my butcher.

580
00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:41,957
His double is Madonna.
Without the mustache.

581
00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:43,290
Sir?

582
00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:45,874
You dropped your wallet.

583
00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:57,415
All right, you can go.

584
00:36:22,291 --> 00:36:24,874
What did I say? No stopping!

585
00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:27,499
There's something in the way.
A radar gun?

586
00:36:27,666 --> 00:36:28,915
A camcorder.

587
00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:31,707
Maybe security,
to get evidence on the blueballs.

588
00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:33,332
Weird.

589
00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:34,665
Dacier,

590
00:36:35,791 --> 00:36:37,040
go get it.

591
00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:39,499
The tall grass. I'm wearing shorts.

592
00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:40,665
Go.

593
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,915
AJapanese guy, all alone.

594
00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:10,665
Deep in the bush?

595
00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:12,915
Out of my way.

596
00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:25,415
The Japanese and their pictures.

597
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,290
Not very bright.
Getting done in by an elephant.

598
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:33,707
The same one.

599
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:35,999
He knows we know what he did.

600
00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,832
He wants no witnesses.

601
00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:43,874
Drive, or I'II shoot!

602
00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:44,915
It will charge us!

603
00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:47,124
He wants to rub the bus.

604
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,290
Maybe he thinks it's a female.

605
00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:50,707
Stay calm.

606
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:53,832
- Like he wasrt there.
- I can't.

607
00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:58,749
Relax. Here's what we do.

608
00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,582
Don't stare, or turn around.

609
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:03,124
Don't bare your teeth.

610
00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:06,082
- It's not a lion.
- Animals swap info.

611
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,457
He'II turn us over.

612
00:38:11,083 --> 00:38:12,915
He can't know me, he can't.

613
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:20,707
Don't move.

614
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:28,374
I don't want him to touch me!

615
00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:29,499
Don't move!

616
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:34,499
Get him away, Dacier!

617
00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:37,915
Get him away!

618
00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:47,749
He's sucking him!

619
00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:50,124
Leave me alone, please.

620
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,999
Drive, Benoît! Drive!

621
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:06,457
Let's go, fast.
First gear, second, third!

622
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:15,874
- Strange.
- What?

623
00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,749
The scenery's not moving.

624
00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,832
Dacier! Do something!

625
00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:28,415
I'll talk to him.

626
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,124
Put it down! Down!

627
00:39:35,291 --> 00:39:37,874
That's not yours!
Go away!

628
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:40,374
Go away!

629
00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:45,082
- Any sandwiches?
- You want to eat now?

630
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,082
Drop it!

631
00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:50,915
Go away!

632
00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:52,249
Come on, Dumbo!

633
00:39:58,333 --> 00:39:59,665
Go, Benoît!

634
00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:01,665
Don't bother saying thank you.

635
00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:10,665
Want a kleenex?

636
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:11,874
Stop.

637
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:13,249
Stop!

638
00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:15,832
Everyone out!

639
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:31,165
Faster! Move it!

640
00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,332
Line up in front of me.

641
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:40,082
Hang on,

642
00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,415
they're not involved.

643
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,499
I didn't say a word, right?

644
00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:47,582
You can't kill us, just like that.

645
00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:50,540
I always found you nice.
Very open to others.

646
00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:51,457
Turn around!

647
00:40:51,958 --> 00:40:53,249
Mr. Becker,

648
00:40:53,666 --> 00:40:55,665
I'm a doctor. Let me help.

649
00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:58,040
It starts in childhood.

650
00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:00,332
Violent parents, peer pressure.

651
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:01,999
No girlfriend?

652
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:03,707
I see your discomfort.

653
00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:05,582
We'II talk.

654
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,790
I said turn around!

655
00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:09,874
Why?

656
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,415
We're all dead.

657
00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:18,499
I got to take a piss!

658
00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:23,749
You are all so fucking stupid.

659
00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:33,582
- We have to act.
- Don't, kid.

660
00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:34,332
I'm no kid.

661
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:42,082
It's not a bladder, it's a well!

662
00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:47,790
- Tell him there's a lion.
- Wort work.

663
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,332
All done!

664
00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,124
Becker, behind you!

665
00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:59,290
What? A lion, right?

666
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:01,832
I heard you whispering.

667
00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:15,415
Dacier, do something.

668
00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:17,582
Slowly, let's get on the bus.

669
00:42:17,750 --> 00:42:21,165
And remember, don't turn your teeth
or show your back.

670
00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,249
What's he doing?

671
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,082
Coming this way.

672
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:11,832
- How long do they digest?
- No idea.

673
00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:15,290
After a good meal,
I can sleep 3 or 4 hours.

674
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:17,832
Lions take up to 12 hours.

675
00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:18,874
We can't wait.

676
00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:26,082
He won't go.

677
00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:27,749
Try the wiper fluid.

678
00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:39,249
He won't go.

679
00:43:39,958 --> 00:43:41,374
Blow the horn, loud.

680
00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:45,999
I'll try it.

681
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:51,707
He won't go.

682
00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:55,499
Try this.

683
00:44:05,625 --> 00:44:06,457
Beauvais,

684
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,207
constructed in 1587

685
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,540
by Archduke de Grandpierre.

686
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:15,749
At 82 feet above sea level,

687
00:44:15,916 --> 00:44:19,499
Beauvais is the most elevated
town in the Oise valley.

688
00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:22,582
The city rampartswere completed

689
00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:25,665
in 1681, under Henry Vlll.

690
00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:28,249
Sock capital of the world,
Beauvais...

691
00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:29,999
It is fucking boring.

692
00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:33,457
Ralph Becker
is not available.

693
00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,665
Leave a message at the tone.

694
00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:38,290
What's going on, Becker?
Call me back!

695
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:41,249
Chouchou,

696
00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:42,749
you have feminine intuition?

697
00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:45,499
It's not my strongest suit.

698
00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:48,665
I have it. And it tells me
something's wrong.

699
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:50,040
And I'm a cool guy.

700
00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:52,165
True, boss. You're very cool.

701
00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:55,290
Yeah, but I feel
my dark side coming back to me.

702
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:58,582
Coming back to me, my dark side,

703
00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:00,165
I feel.

704
00:45:16,916 --> 00:45:19,332
Why didn't he eat the head?

705
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,165
Maybe it's like us with shrimp.

706
00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:23,457
Could be.

707
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,957
Maybe it's the hair.

708
00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:27,790
I hate artichoke hairs.

709
00:45:31,833 --> 00:45:34,082
Now that the funeral is over,

710
00:45:34,291 --> 00:45:36,707
could you fill us in?

711
00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:37,665
What's this about?

712
00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:41,624
I'll tell you but don't panic
ifyou hear the word...

713
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:43,290
"mafia".

714
00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:44,999
$25,000...

715
00:45:45,166 --> 00:45:47,707
A bus full oftourists.
Perfect cover.

716
00:45:48,166 --> 00:45:49,374
Bako!

717
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:51,165
Hakuna matata!

718
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:52,082
Disgusting!

719
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,207
You used us!

720
00:45:54,375 --> 00:45:56,790
Like guinea pigs!
I'II tear him to pieces!

721
00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:59,915
She's right.
This is intolerable, inexcusable,

722
00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:03,665
unjustifiable, contemptible!
That's all my adjectives.

723
00:46:03,833 --> 00:46:05,082
The safari is over.

724
00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:07,415
Take us to Johannesburg,
we're leaving.

725
00:46:07,583 --> 00:46:08,999
We're not involved.

726
00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:11,499
Not to defend him,
but he has no choice.

727
00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:14,165
Rémi is right.

728
00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:16,790
I have to deliver the case.

729
00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:19,290
- Look what's inside!
- I don't want to know.

730
00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:22,457
Either you end up headcheese,

731
00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:24,540
or come with me.

732
00:46:29,708 --> 00:46:30,707
Dacier!

733
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,290
I don't like doing this, but I am!

734
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,207
Now I decide.
We're going to Johannesburg.

735
00:46:38,375 --> 00:46:41,040
Magalie, I'm a doctor. I can help.

736
00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:42,165
Shut up.

737
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:43,832
Magalie,

738
00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:45,915
you can't kill a man.

739
00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:48,707
I don't care, I've lost it.

740
00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,290
Magalie,

741
00:46:50,583 --> 00:46:53,124
I've always thought of you
as exceptional.

742
00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:56,415
In fact, I never got
how you could marry

743
00:46:56,625 --> 00:46:58,332
that shitbag, Michel.

744
00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:00,832
Good taxi driver,
cheating husband.

745
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,332
- Leave him out of it.
- Put the gun down.

746
00:47:04,208 --> 00:47:06,999
I don't for a second
believe you're capable.

747
00:47:12,791 --> 00:47:15,832
What do we tell the customers
aboutJean Jean Jean,

748
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,874
AKA Becker, or the Headless Man?

749
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:22,082
We're done for.

750
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:22,999
Wait.

751
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:25,165
Those customers.

752
00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:28,249
They might not know
what Becker looks like.

753
00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:41,957
Bertrand?

754
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:45,790
Thanks. When you stopped me
from shooting Dacier, it...

755
00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:48,582
Really? Lt...

756
00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:53,832
In 10 years working with you
I've always thought you were...

757
00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:00,124
Drippy, if you prefer.

758
00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:02,165
But you were solid.

759
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:07,415
Don't call Michel a shitbag.

760
00:48:07,708 --> 00:48:09,249
Roger, Magalie.

761
00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,332
You knew he was cheating?

762
00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,707
I might be...

763
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:18,874
but I'm not blind.

764
00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,832
The meet is 1/4 mile away. I'II go.

765
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,790
- I'm coming.
- Stay here.

766
00:48:57,958 --> 00:48:59,749
You're not credible as Becker.

767
00:48:59,916 --> 00:49:01,999
I'll be Dacier, he'll be Becker.

768
00:49:02,166 --> 00:49:03,957
You're too young to be Becker.

769
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:06,082
- I could be Becker.
- Or Dacier.

770
00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:08,665
- Which am I?
- Dacier.

771
00:49:08,833 --> 00:49:09,665
I'm not Dacier?

772
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,832
You're Becker. Bertrand's Dacier.

773
00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:14,915
I'm sick ofthis!
Make up your minds.

774
00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:17,290
She's right.
OK, I'm Dacier.

775
00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:19,082
And Dacier is Becker.

776
00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:21,207
Bertrand, it's too risky.

777
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,457
I'm going.

778
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,582
- Sit down, kid.
- I'm no kid.

779
00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:28,499
You're too young to die.

780
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:31,415
Really?

781
00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:33,082
We might die?

782
00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:57,999
What time is it?

783
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:01,249
4 PM.

784
00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:03,165
I'm Becker, right?

785
00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:05,249
No. I mean, yes.

786
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:09,874
Strange silence.

787
00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:33,957
Are we late?

788
00:50:40,791 --> 00:50:44,457
I'll quit deking you.
You're on time, by my tik-tik, eh?

789
00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:48,124
I'm Hammal, leader of
the Mozambique counter-insurgency.

790
00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:51,082
I studied in Canada, eh?

791
00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:53,540
But enough about me.

792
00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:55,707
We are running late.

793
00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:57,040
Two years ago,

794
00:50:57,541 --> 00:51:00,082
I was a trader in Toronto.
Buy it! Sell it!

795
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:01,915
All day long. But I knew

796
00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:03,832
I wasrt about bucks.

797
00:51:04,458 --> 00:51:07,457
One night in my jacuzzi,
I heard a voice.

798
00:51:08,041 --> 00:51:08,832
It was Céline.

799
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,124
Dion?

800
00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:15,749
Laurentides.
My kindergarten teacher.

801
00:51:15,958 --> 00:51:18,749
She said, with that pile
of moolah you got,

802
00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:19,915
make a putsch!

803
00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:22,874
A putsch!

804
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,040
Which one is Becker?

805
00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:27,999
Him.

806
00:51:28,208 --> 00:51:30,165
Yeah, it's me. That's right.

807
00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:33,749
I'm Ralph Becker,
born June 12, 1964.

808
00:51:37,416 --> 00:51:38,915
Nice to meet you.

809
00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:41,624
Monsieur Charles told me about you.

810
00:51:41,791 --> 00:51:43,374
He loves you shookums.

811
00:51:43,541 --> 00:51:44,582
It's mutual.

812
00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:46,040
Let's mush.

813
00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:47,665
Can I check?

814
00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:49,457
The case.

815
00:51:49,625 --> 00:51:50,624
Of course.

816
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,457
Nice animal.

817
00:52:01,125 --> 00:52:02,915
Yeah, it is a blast.

818
00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:11,832
- For Monsieur Charles.
- Thanks.

819
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:16,040
All right, well,
we should go, right Becker?

820
00:52:16,208 --> 00:52:17,582
Yeah, let's go.

821
00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:25,499
You're a trip, Becker.

822
00:52:27,416 --> 00:52:28,832
Yeah, he is funny.

823
00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:49,624
Nice laughing, eh?
But we better get to work.

824
00:52:52,541 --> 00:52:53,582
What work?

825
00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:57,832
Installing the guidance system
on our missile.

826
00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:59,874
Thanks to you,

827
00:53:01,041 --> 00:53:02,124
we'II putsch!

828
00:53:02,541 --> 00:53:05,124
This is an important moment
for our country.

829
00:53:05,291 --> 00:53:07,749
To celebrate this historic event,

830
00:53:07,916 --> 00:53:11,415
the future national anthem
of Mozambique.

831
00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:56,374
Get to work.

832
00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:07,249
Know anything about missiles?

833
00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:08,582
Very little.

834
00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:12,957
OK, I'm going to reboot it.

835
00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:14,124
Reboot it?

836
00:54:14,541 --> 00:54:16,290
It's on that button.

837
00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:17,290
Oh right.

838
00:54:22,291 --> 00:54:24,332
Mode reboot, OK!

839
00:54:25,041 --> 00:54:26,749
It doesn't seem complicated.

840
00:54:28,791 --> 00:54:31,499
I'II plug that in there.

841
00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:33,499
Hang on. How many holes are there?

842
00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:35,665
Four.

843
00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:38,249
Eight plugs.

844
00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:40,832
This is no good. We'II all die.

845
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:41,790
That's no help.

846
00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:48,082
I can't.

847
00:54:49,333 --> 00:54:49,915
Bravo!

848
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:52,957
Thank you.

849
00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:54,624
That's good.

850
00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:58,249
Now we're ready to...

851
00:54:58,791 --> 00:54:59,915
To...

852
00:55:00,291 --> 00:55:02,665
Plug in the video and reverse poles.

853
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,165
This plug,

854
00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:11,499
could go there. How's that feel?

855
00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,832
Like I'm going to faint.

856
00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:15,499
Or vomit.

857
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,999
- Let's take a break.
- Yes.

858
00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:26,957
- Something wrong?
- No, we're fine.

859
00:55:27,375 --> 00:55:28,665
Just taking a break.

860
00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:29,999
Doing a purge.

861
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,290
Obviously. We have to purge.

862
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,207
It's Chinese, so it needs purging.

863
00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:46,874
OK, purge is over. Let's go.

864
00:55:54,833 --> 00:55:56,124
I'll try blue in blue.

865
00:56:05,416 --> 00:56:06,499
Bravo!

866
00:56:11,541 --> 00:56:12,499
Hear a noise?

867
00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:15,832
It sounds like a coffee machine.

868
00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:23,082
Smoke's coming out,
and a razor sound.

869
00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:25,790
Becker, is that fog
and jigsaw noise normal?

870
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:27,874
Yes, quite normal.

871
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,832
Normal for post-purge.

872
00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:42,874
Becker, there's more and more fog.

873
00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:46,582
Becker?

874
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,874
Is there a purge problem?

875
00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,207
Tabarnac!

876
00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:16,665
Dacier, give me your hand!

877
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,499
Any problems?

878
00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:21,707
Answer me.

879
00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:23,290
What's this money?

880
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,832
Bertrand. They gave it to you?

881
00:57:34,958 --> 00:57:36,457
Yes, good. Good.

882
00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:44,790
Rockets!

883
00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:48,832
They're firing rockets at us!

884
00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:51,415
- What should I do?
- Step on it!

885
00:57:51,875 --> 00:57:53,499
It's floored. I'm doing 40!

886
00:58:05,833 --> 00:58:07,290
Didrt adjust for the northeaster.

887
00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:25,957
Benoît, look out!

888
00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:27,582
I can't see!

889
00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:43,499
- Back up.
- What?

890
00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:44,832
Back up!

891
00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:46,707
We're too heavy.

892
00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:49,082
Bail it out!

893
00:58:49,250 --> 00:58:50,915
It's no good. We have to get out.

894
00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:51,624
Bail!

895
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,999
It's no use!

896
00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:00,332
Listen to me!

897
00:59:00,791 --> 00:59:02,582
Another one's coming!

898
00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:12,499
Hurry up!
Come on, Bertrand!

899
00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:22,207
Monsieur Charles?

900
00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:23,624
This is Youssouf.

901
00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:24,832
Everything OK?

902
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,957
I'm keeping my shorts on.

903
00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:30,290
- But I'm rather cross.
- What?

904
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,374
Richard couldn't do that.

905
00:59:48,666 --> 00:59:50,124
He played bushophobic.

906
00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:52,540
"I'm afraid of lions and antelope! '

907
00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:55,124
He hit Becker, sabotaged the goods.

908
00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:56,624
Stole my money!

909
00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:57,999
Richard did that?

910
00:59:58,708 --> 01:00:00,665
Yeah, and he got himself killed.

911
01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:02,499
The dumbshit.

912
01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:10,874
Wait! We lost Dacier.

913
01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:20,749
- He's dead?
- Blown up!

914
01:00:21,291 --> 01:00:22,957
And I owe a million dollars!

915
01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:26,207
Richard can't have died like that.

916
01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:30,249
You deaf? He's dead.
And now it's your turn, Bako.

917
01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:32,790
Did you at least try calling him?

918
01:00:41,208 --> 01:00:42,165
There!

919
01:01:22,791 --> 01:01:24,665
He is kind offar away.

920
01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:33,582
What happened?

921
01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:44,457
Let's hide. They'II find us.

922
01:01:56,166 --> 01:02:00,290
I must be dreaming.
You're alive? Very impressive.

923
01:02:01,125 --> 01:02:04,249
I'm saying you did great.
And I'm saying fuck you.

924
01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:05,999
You pick up in the shower?

925
01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:07,082
Not often.

926
01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:08,665
Got my money?

927
01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:11,082
Yes, I have your million dollars.

928
01:02:11,541 --> 01:02:12,624
Finally, good news.

929
01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:15,915
You'll bring it to Johannesburg.
Fast.

930
01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,207
Right, Bako?

931
01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:19,040
Richard, you're alive?

932
01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:22,832
Tuesday at noon.
Cristal Palace Hotel!

933
01:02:40,125 --> 01:02:44,540
Dacier, why not take a normal road
with earth under our feet?

934
01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:47,040
Here they can't find us.

935
01:02:47,208 --> 01:02:50,582
No one will, Dacier.
We won't make it.

936
01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:54,957
We will. Look, there are steps.
Like a staircase.

937
01:02:55,125 --> 01:02:57,249
There's no bannister!

938
01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:00,874
That's it. I'm freezing up.

939
01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:03,332
I'm leaving my body!

940
01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:06,790
Stay close to the wall.

941
01:03:06,958 --> 01:03:09,874
Rémi's right. Be one with the rock!

942
01:03:10,041 --> 01:03:13,457
"Be one with the rock"?
Shut the hell up, Dacier!

943
01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:16,540
I can't make it!
Go ahead without me!

944
01:03:16,958 --> 01:03:18,082
All right!

945
01:03:18,250 --> 01:03:21,457
Benoît, you can make it.
Imagine it's Beauvais down there.

946
01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:37,957
How many feet down is it, Bertrand?

947
01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:41,124
I don't know.
I have vertigo. I can't count.

948
01:03:48,666 --> 01:03:51,957
It's not very high.
I suggest we jump.

949
01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:52,832
Are you sure?

950
01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:57,290
No way.

951
01:03:58,791 --> 01:03:59,957
Give me your hand.

952
01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:01,165
On three!

953
01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:02,790
What's that mean?

954
01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:05,249
Three jump or on three?

955
01:04:06,333 --> 01:04:07,040
One...

956
01:04:08,083 --> 01:04:08,624
Two...

957
01:04:09,708 --> 01:04:10,832
Three!

958
01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:15,749
Four!

959
01:04:29,791 --> 01:04:31,207
You did it. I'm proud.

960
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,332
We almost died 200 times.

961
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:38,665
There were some down sides,
but all in all,

962
01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:41,915
we've seen lots of scenery
and animals.

963
01:04:42,708 --> 01:04:44,415
Even very, very close up.

964
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,290
Some werert even in the brochure!

965
01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:52,165
Dacier, so you know,
at this very moment,

966
01:04:52,791 --> 01:04:56,165
I'm hesitating between indignation
and a head butt.

967
01:04:56,333 --> 01:05:00,207
We'll find a place to camp, dry off.
Or we'II get fungal infection.

968
01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:00,957
So what?

969
01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:03,415
Does that cost extra?

970
01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:05,665
We haven't gone mushrooming yet.

971
01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:07,624
We can still walk 3 hours.

972
01:05:07,916 --> 01:05:09,707
Can't let them catch up.

973
01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:11,915
We're alive for now.

974
01:05:13,041 --> 01:05:14,290
Can I say something?

975
01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:16,124
Sure, this is a democracy.

976
01:05:17,291 --> 01:05:18,457
I'm sick of it!

977
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:20,624
Text book.

978
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:22,665
She needs to externalize.

979
01:05:23,291 --> 01:05:24,915
She'II list each shock.

980
01:05:25,083 --> 01:05:26,999
Elephant, blueballs, pillagers,

981
01:05:27,166 --> 01:05:29,665
Becker, the rockets, the waterfall.

982
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,874
- What do we do?
- Talk.

983
01:05:32,291 --> 01:05:34,040
She should insult you first.

984
01:05:34,833 --> 01:05:37,332
- Fabienne...
- Shut up, asshole!

985
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,707
Totally text book.

986
01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:41,165
Katanga, Waoolite, bullshit.
Cocksucker!

987
01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:42,707
Right, she did.

988
01:05:42,916 --> 01:05:44,499
Now it's our turn.

989
01:05:44,750 --> 01:05:47,915
Bunch of rednecks!
You're all a pain in my ass!

990
01:05:48,958 --> 01:05:50,790
What do we do now?

991
01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:52,374
That.

992
01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:54,165
Good initiative.

993
01:05:54,708 --> 01:05:56,832
- Don't thank him! It hurts.
- Sorry.

994
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,207
Had to calm you down. Feel better?

995
01:05:59,375 --> 01:06:01,082
No, it hurts.

996
01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:12,457
Bertrand,

997
01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:15,957
I got like a sock in my mouth.

998
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,624
A snake!

999
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,082
It bit Magalie!

1000
01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:25,832
What do we do, Benoît?

1001
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,790
My teeth are going away.

1002
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:28,874
I don't know.

1003
01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:31,040
My neck's unscrewing!

1004
01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:33,374
- You're a doctor!
- Don't push me.

1005
01:06:33,541 --> 01:06:35,124
My tongue is crumbling.

1006
01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:37,165
Venimex, cauterize, urine!

1007
01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:39,290
- I have Venimex.
- I have a lighter.

1008
01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:41,874
- I don't have to.
- OK, I got it.

1009
01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:42,832
Stop!

1010
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,582
If anyone is to urinate on her,
I will.

1011
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,415
I owe her that much.

1012
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,874
I think the poison
has altered her reality.

1013
01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:19,499
She is elsewhere.

1014
01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:21,249
Sure, but where?

1015
01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:23,707
Got you, Dacier!

1016
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:25,499
Ski lodge.

1017
01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:26,707
Come on, woosy!

1018
01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:29,749
Come on, a snowball fight!

1019
01:07:30,083 --> 01:07:31,790
Magalie, stop it. Stop!

1020
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,999
- Let go.
- It's just snow.

1021
01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,790
I'II handle this.

1022
01:07:36,041 --> 01:07:37,874
- Come on.
- I'm having fun.

1023
01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:45,165
Strange, I feel like
I've seen you before.

1024
01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:47,832
You too?

1025
01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:50,540
Forget it.

1026
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,415
- You saw me in...
- In?

1027
01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:56,082
In the plane.

1028
01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:57,582
OK, I'll drop it.

1029
01:08:00,791 --> 01:08:04,499
Listen, you might think
I'm coming on strong,

1030
01:08:05,958 --> 01:08:07,249
but I actually...

1031
01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:10,124
I wanted to say that...

1032
01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:12,999
I know what you mean.

1033
01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:15,999
Me too.

1034
01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:21,290
There you are, kids.

1035
01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:38,415
Great girl, huh?

1036
01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:40,999
Back home, they'd say terractive.

1037
01:08:41,666 --> 01:08:43,499
A terror and attractive.

1038
01:08:43,791 --> 01:08:46,665
Terractive. I've heard that.
Terractive!

1039
01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:48,540
Where are you from?

1040
01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,624
Peyrat-le-Château, small town.

1041
01:08:50,916 --> 01:08:54,415
I can't believe it.
I know that place very well.

1042
01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:56,374
- Been to France?
- Yes.

1043
01:08:57,541 --> 01:09:01,040
My father sent me,
over 20 years ago,

1044
01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:04,207
to Peyrat-le-Château,
as a camp counselor. Actually,

1045
01:09:05,833 --> 01:09:08,999
I did this girl
in the locker ofthis gym.

1046
01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:11,040
She was terractive!

1047
01:09:11,291 --> 01:09:12,707
What was her name?

1048
01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:15,457
Nicole, that's it!

1049
01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:18,374
- Nicole Chantirier.
- Yes, exactly!

1050
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:23,040
How did you know?

1051
01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:24,415
She's my mother.

1052
01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:25,457
Your mother?

1053
01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:29,082
Nicole Chantirier
is her maiden name.

1054
01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:32,915
Sure she's your mom?

1055
01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:36,790
The woman fussing around me
since birth surely is my mother.

1056
01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:38,999
Hang on, let's not get crazy.

1057
01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:41,332
Nicole Chantirier

1058
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,165
in a Peyrat-le-Château gym in '85,

1059
01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:45,624
might be more than one.

1060
01:09:45,791 --> 01:09:46,749
Mr. Dacier?

1061
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,415
I set up camp!

1062
01:10:10,416 --> 01:10:12,540
Benoît, let me have your place

1063
01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:14,665
and sleep in my shelter?

1064
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:16,165
Why?

1065
01:10:16,916 --> 01:10:18,957
I'm a little scared on my own.

1066
01:10:19,125 --> 01:10:21,415
I'd feel safer here.

1067
01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:23,707
You know, I'm a girl.

1068
01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:26,082
Why?

1069
01:10:33,875 --> 01:10:35,832
Oh, all right!

1070
01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:48,582
I won't tell.

1071
01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:50,499
Thanks Benoît.

1072
01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:58,165
Mum's the word!

1073
01:11:12,416 --> 01:11:14,749
I'm flattered you trusted me.

1074
01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:25,415
I get it.

1075
01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,165
Didrt see that coming.

1076
01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:02,290
Nicole, you're so terractive.

1077
01:13:03,541 --> 01:13:04,790
Dad?

1078
01:13:14,333 --> 01:13:25,749
It can't be.

1079
01:13:27,166 --> 01:13:30,374
Last night, I had an incredible
encounter. A giraffe!

1080
01:13:30,541 --> 01:13:31,665
Fantastic.

1081
01:13:36,333 --> 01:13:37,582
Morning everyone.

1082
01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:39,499
Sleep well?

1083
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:40,749
Bertrand,

1084
01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:45,290
how old do you think Rémi is?

1085
01:13:45,458 --> 01:13:48,457
I don't know, 21, 22, 23.

1086
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:49,665
Why do you ask?

1087
01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:51,207
No reason.

1088
01:13:52,833 --> 01:13:54,582
Morning, Magalie.

1089
01:13:54,958 --> 01:13:55,999
Sleep well?

1090
01:13:56,916 --> 01:13:57,915
Feeling better?

1091
01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:00,499
You had us worried yesterday.

1092
01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,124
You all right?

1093
01:14:02,291 --> 01:14:03,582
I'm fine.

1094
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,832
Are you sure?

1095
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:07,582
Just fine.

1096
01:14:09,541 --> 01:14:11,415
If not, you should tell us.

1097
01:14:13,041 --> 01:14:14,665
Really, I'm fine.

1098
01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:17,415
Magalie, where are we?

1099
01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:18,707
What country?

1100
01:14:20,708 --> 01:14:21,582
Africa?

1101
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,582
Good.
And temperatures are...

1102
01:14:26,375 --> 01:14:27,249
Hot.

1103
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,790
She's cured. All is well.

1104
01:14:33,291 --> 01:14:35,915
Come on, Magalie.
Still a long way to go.

1105
01:14:36,125 --> 01:14:37,915
Hot out today.

1106
01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,790
Hakuna matata.

1107
01:14:54,083 --> 01:14:55,290
Something wrong?

1108
01:14:55,541 --> 01:14:56,582
I'm fine.

1109
01:15:01,041 --> 01:15:02,082
Wait up.

1110
01:15:05,166 --> 01:15:06,749
Here, it's all I have left.

1111
01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:11,665
Want me to be lookout?

1112
01:15:11,833 --> 01:15:12,915
No, I'II manage.

1113
01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:17,332
Take five.
Benoît's going to poop.

1114
01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:21,332
Why do you say that?

1115
01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:23,249
So they'II know.

1116
01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,749
Excuse me, Fabienne.

1117
01:15:31,166 --> 01:15:31,707
Don't be mad.

1118
01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:36,624
I feel like I've met you, too.
It's eating at me.

1119
01:15:37,958 --> 01:15:39,915
- Eating at you?
- Yes.

1120
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:41,499
Naturally.

1121
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:22,790
It's taken!

1122
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:27,999
What's taking him?

1123
01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:29,915
Maybe he's barefoot, or unscrewed.

1124
01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:31,624
Relapse.

1125
01:16:31,791 --> 01:16:35,624
The mountain is our friend.
Respect it, or it gets even.

1126
01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:37,290
Let's call the ski patrol.

1127
01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:39,624
Right, that's what we do!

1128
01:16:39,791 --> 01:16:41,665
Not nice, Fabienne.

1129
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,457
Just a little fun.

1130
01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:29,832
What?

1131
01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:32,582
Nothing.

1132
01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:34,832
All right, let's move out.

1133
01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:53,332
No other road?

1134
01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:56,124
Sure,

1135
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:57,499
we can go around.

1136
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,082
It's only 30 feet across.

1137
01:18:00,291 --> 01:18:02,790
It's hot. A swim will do us good.

1138
01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:04,415
The faster the better.

1139
01:18:04,583 --> 01:18:06,749
- Can everyone swim?
- Yeah, let's go.

1140
01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:09,332
OK, everyone follow me.

1141
01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:35,790
Feels good.

1142
01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:38,165
Can we stay a while?

1143
01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:40,165
No, keep going! Hurry!

1144
01:18:41,916 --> 01:18:42,790
Rémi! Come on!

1145
01:18:42,958 --> 01:18:44,749
I'm taking my shoes off! Fungus!

1146
01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:45,999
No, come on!

1147
01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:48,707
OK, I'm coming. Don't get upset.

1148
01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:49,957
Hurry up!

1149
01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:52,374
Come on! Quick!

1150
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:55,665
Get out ofthere! Right now!

1151
01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:06,707
Dacier!

1152
01:19:12,541 --> 01:19:13,624
Crocodiles!

1153
01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:15,165
Help!

1154
01:19:19,916 --> 01:19:21,165
Bako, help!

1155
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,290
Float on your back!

1156
01:19:26,750 --> 01:19:27,332
Rémi!

1157
01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:29,374
Float on your back!

1158
01:19:30,375 --> 01:19:30,957
Richard!

1159
01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:32,707
On your back!

1160
01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:34,207
On your back, kid!

1161
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,957
- They'll eat him!
- First the arms, so he can't swim.

1162
01:19:39,416 --> 01:19:40,040
I can't.

1163
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,915
Bako, I can't hang on!

1164
01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:47,332
Don't let go!

1165
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,915
Don't let go, Richard!

1166
01:19:51,375 --> 01:19:52,707
Swim!

1167
01:20:04,083 --> 01:20:07,249
I'll never come back
to the bush.

1168
01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:09,082
Never!

1169
01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:25,499
Dacier?

1170
01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:36,249
He gave his life for yours.

1171
01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:41,707
I can't believe it.
He was with us 2 minutes ago.

1172
01:20:44,208 --> 01:20:45,957
We never got to say farewell.

1173
01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:49,540
Only knew you a little Richard.

1174
01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:51,207
Sorry.

1175
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,665
It just came out.

1176
01:20:55,583 --> 01:20:58,082
Lfwe're still alive
on this glacier,

1177
01:20:58,875 --> 01:21:00,415
it's thanks to him.

1178
01:21:01,708 --> 01:21:04,207
Well, he did get us
into this shit.

1179
01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:08,832
Seriously, as soon as someone dies
people think he's great.

1180
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,707
I say it's a little hypocritical.

1181
01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:13,749
Ready to go?

1182
01:21:15,791 --> 01:21:16,874
Dacier?

1183
01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:19,415
You thawed out?

1184
01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:24,582
Thanks for all you said,
while I was dead.

1185
01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:27,749
Except for you. That wasrt so hot.

1186
01:21:29,291 --> 01:21:32,332
Excuse me, I'd like to speak
to Richard a moment.

1187
01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:44,874
I know. It's no use saying it.

1188
01:21:45,041 --> 01:21:46,665
Yes, it is.

1189
01:21:47,125 --> 01:21:48,874
My name is Rémi Perronne.

1190
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,999
If you'd stayed in France,

1191
01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:58,124
I would be Rémi Dacier.

1192
01:22:07,875 --> 01:22:09,165
Can I hug you?

1193
01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:11,707
Well...

1194
01:22:11,875 --> 01:22:13,957
I get it. You're timid.

1195
01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:16,290
So am I.

1196
01:22:16,625 --> 01:22:18,290
Must be hereditary.

1197
01:22:18,583 --> 01:22:20,999
No, go ahead. I want you to.

1198
01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:27,499
Dad.

1199
01:22:34,166 --> 01:22:36,165
I missed you so much.

1200
01:22:37,041 --> 01:22:38,249
Stop.

1201
01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:41,249
You didn't even know I existed.

1202
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,249
But I knew something was missing.

1203
01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:45,665
My little kid.

1204
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,749
I'm not a little kid!

1205
01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:03,165
Everything OK?

1206
01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:06,707
I just had a child.

1207
01:23:12,916 --> 01:23:14,332
Right, of course.

1208
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:16,749
Why do I bother asking?

1209
01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:24,249
So tell me,
do I have grandparents?

1210
01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:28,999
They've been gone a long time.

1211
01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:33,707
My dad went into the bush, after
an elephant wounded by poachers.

1212
01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:36,665
He never came back.

1213
01:23:36,916 --> 01:23:39,540
My mom never recovered,
died 5 years later.

1214
01:23:39,708 --> 01:23:43,165
I came back to run the business,
in my own way.

1215
01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:48,374
Is it still far?

1216
01:23:48,541 --> 01:23:50,499
According to my maps, not far.

1217
01:23:50,666 --> 01:23:52,999
How far is not far? I'm tired!

1218
01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:54,915
Well logically, right now,

1219
01:23:55,166 --> 01:23:56,040
we should be...

1220
01:23:57,916 --> 01:23:59,707
- In the desert.
- Shit.

1221
01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:02,874
Not on my map.

1222
01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:04,374
It's not on my map!

1223
01:24:04,541 --> 01:24:06,874
Sure, but we're here.

1224
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:53,165
The snow is so dry.

1225
01:24:53,333 --> 01:24:55,082
Quit it, Magalie. Please.

1226
01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:56,499
Magalie.

1227
01:24:58,541 --> 01:24:59,999
Come back, my love.

1228
01:25:00,166 --> 01:25:01,582
Don't give up.

1229
01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:07,415
Who are they?

1230
01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:55,624
We're naked.

1231
01:25:59,291 --> 01:25:59,832
Dacier?

1232
01:26:00,375 --> 01:26:01,540
What will they do?

1233
01:26:01,708 --> 01:26:04,374
I don't know,
doesn't seem like a barbecue.

1234
01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:07,707
This isn't good.

1235
01:26:08,041 --> 01:26:08,832
How do you feel?

1236
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:12,165
I'm sore, like I've been skiing
for a week.

1237
01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:17,707
Hear that? They're Waoolites.

1238
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,457
No, that's not possible.

1239
01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:21,624
No, not the bag!

1240
01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:23,290
Not the bag!

1241
01:26:23,458 --> 01:26:24,582
Not the money!

1242
01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:25,665
Bako.

1243
01:26:40,833 --> 01:26:42,832
Betty Love.

1244
01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:45,707
No. Not here.

1245
01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:51,999
Marie-Antoinette, Queen of Spain,

1246
01:26:52,625 --> 01:26:54,499
your time has come.

1247
01:26:54,833 --> 01:26:57,707
Prepare to die by firing squad!

1248
01:26:57,875 --> 01:26:59,624
Do you have a last wish?

1249
01:26:59,791 --> 01:27:00,874
Yes.

1250
01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:04,082
One last taste of love's pleasures.

1251
01:27:17,791 --> 01:27:18,374
Well?

1252
01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:21,165
Marie-Antoinette,
Spain, firing squad?

1253
01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:23,832
Queen of France,
she was guillotined.

1254
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:24,790
Are you sure?

1255
01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:28,082
And it's a Trojan horse,
not a Trojan condom.

1256
01:27:28,708 --> 01:27:31,040
That was my last film. I'm done.

1257
01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:32,290
Wait.

1258
01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:34,374
You must read this.

1259
01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:36,665
What is it?

1260
01:27:37,416 --> 01:27:38,582
A masterpiece.

1261
01:27:39,541 --> 01:27:40,332
I cried.

1262
01:27:42,291 --> 01:27:43,665
What's it about?

1263
01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:46,374
It's about a man with no past,

1264
01:27:47,916 --> 01:27:49,957
bit by a radioactive rabbit.

1265
01:27:51,583 --> 01:27:52,249
And then?

1266
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:55,999
He turns into...
a fantastic lay.

1267
01:27:57,125 --> 01:27:58,582
Ride-her-man!

1268
01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:00,707
I really need a vacation.

1269
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:05,415
Betty Love!

1270
01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:08,957
Oh right, OK...

1271
01:28:09,833 --> 01:28:12,082
No, I never heard ofthat.

1272
01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:15,040
Oh yes! Oh yes!

1273
01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:18,165
Harder, faster!

1274
01:28:18,333 --> 01:28:19,999
I never would've guessed.

1275
01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:22,957
I must have been mixed up.

1276
01:28:23,958 --> 01:28:26,665
I'm guessing she's a divinity
around here.

1277
01:28:26,833 --> 01:28:28,749
- Who to?
- Popopopay.

1278
01:28:29,041 --> 01:28:30,499
Two P's?

1279
01:28:31,875 --> 01:28:32,915
The Davinci Load?

1280
01:28:34,208 --> 01:28:36,749
Oh I see. Very classy.

1281
01:28:43,750 --> 01:28:45,332
Now you know who I am.

1282
01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:50,790
Can I say something?

1283
01:28:51,083 --> 01:28:52,874
Sorry to get you into this.

1284
01:28:53,666 --> 01:28:55,582
You had no choice.

1285
01:28:56,541 --> 01:28:58,832
You're good, you'II get out ofthis.

1286
01:28:59,250 --> 01:29:01,665
I doubt it. They burned the money.

1287
01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:04,624
Can I say something?

1288
01:29:13,291 --> 01:29:15,832
I can't explain. All that money...

1289
01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:17,790
I started dreaming.

1290
01:29:19,375 --> 01:29:21,290
Drama classes,

1291
01:29:21,833 --> 01:29:23,415
a new life.

1292
01:29:23,958 --> 01:29:25,249
Without porn.

1293
01:29:26,291 --> 01:29:28,165
I acted once with clothes on.

1294
01:29:28,666 --> 01:29:32,082
A nice film.
I played a lighthouse keeper.

1295
01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:33,665
But that...

1296
01:29:34,125 --> 01:29:35,874
No one ever mentions it.

1297
01:29:37,291 --> 01:29:38,415
So there you are.

1298
01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:40,082
I'm sorry.

1299
01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:46,207
You're forgiven.

1300
01:29:47,791 --> 01:29:50,665
That's my son, my flesh and blood.
He's right.

1301
01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:52,874
That took courage.

1302
01:29:53,041 --> 01:29:54,999
Yes, you're really fine.

1303
01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:57,082
I mean good.

1304
01:29:58,125 --> 01:29:59,415
Fantastic.

1305
01:29:59,625 --> 01:30:00,915
You'II get Bako back.

1306
01:30:02,416 --> 01:30:03,790
You're forgetting.

1307
01:30:03,958 --> 01:30:05,999
We're far from Johannesburg.

1308
01:30:20,083 --> 01:30:21,957
Looks a little like Beauvais.

1309
01:30:34,541 --> 01:30:36,665
Could we have our room keys?

1310
01:30:39,833 --> 01:30:42,249
Tuesday, 12PM

1311
01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:50,874
- Glad to see you.
- Me neither.

1312
01:30:51,458 --> 01:30:52,624
The money.

1313
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,374
You're a sensible man.

1314
01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:05,124
Yes, I've taken precautions.

1315
01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:07,499
- Meaning?
- You closed it too quickly.

1316
01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:13,040
Tricky.

1317
01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:15,665
Bako.

1318
01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:18,665
I don't play around with dufuses.

1319
01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:20,582
Good drink?

1320
01:31:20,916 --> 01:31:23,707
- What do you care?
- It was poisoned.

1321
01:31:23,875 --> 01:31:27,124
The antidote is in the case.
I have the combination.

1322
01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:30,540
Cute.
You think you're Jack Bauer?

1323
01:31:30,708 --> 01:31:32,665
No, he gets 24 hours.

1324
01:31:33,416 --> 01:31:35,082
You have barely 10 minutes.

1325
01:31:36,458 --> 01:31:37,915
Arert you feeling warmer?

1326
01:31:42,250 --> 01:31:42,874
I never saw

1327
01:31:43,708 --> 01:31:46,165
such a poor bluff.

1328
01:31:52,041 --> 01:31:53,915
Remember, 10 minutes ago...

1329
01:31:54,083 --> 01:31:56,415
I saw you take pictures of her!

1330
01:31:56,583 --> 01:31:57,207
I did not!

1331
01:31:57,375 --> 01:31:59,707
You're a pervert! You're sick!

1332
01:31:59,875 --> 01:32:01,582
I'm filing for divorce!

1333
01:32:01,750 --> 01:32:04,290
I'm allowed to photograph
a female chimp!

1334
01:32:04,458 --> 01:32:06,874
Pictures fine, but not ogling them!

1335
01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:08,249
Honey...

1336
01:32:08,416 --> 01:32:09,874
Excuse me.

1337
01:32:10,041 --> 01:32:12,290
Does this hotel have a massage room?

1338
01:32:12,458 --> 01:32:14,082
I think so. Probably.

1339
01:32:14,250 --> 01:32:17,749
I tried champagne massage once.
Good for the breasts.

1340
01:32:18,291 --> 01:32:19,290
Want a drink?

1341
01:32:19,458 --> 01:32:21,874
- You a hooker?
- You're clever!

1342
01:32:22,041 --> 01:32:23,582
From the lady.

1343
01:32:24,125 --> 01:32:25,415
Want to toast?

1344
01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:27,832
A thousand for a half hour.

1345
01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:33,915
They were all...?

1346
01:32:34,750 --> 01:32:35,457
My tourists.

1347
01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:38,999
You have 5 minutes.

1348
01:32:39,541 --> 01:32:40,207
Chouchou.

1349
01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:43,499
Let Bako go.

1350
01:32:46,250 --> 01:32:47,999
- Let him go.
- Let me speak to him.

1351
01:32:49,166 --> 01:32:50,915
Give him the phone!

1352
01:32:52,125 --> 01:32:55,082
Bako? Meet me at the lagoon.

1353
01:32:56,916 --> 01:32:58,374
The fucking combination!

1354
01:32:58,541 --> 01:33:01,249
Last 3 numbers
of Chouchou's license plate.

1355
01:33:01,791 --> 01:33:02,915
Chouchou?

1356
01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:05,707
It's in the lot. I never look.

1357
01:33:05,875 --> 01:33:07,624
Chouchou!

1358
01:33:09,708 --> 01:33:10,874
329.

1359
01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:16,749
My money.

1360
01:33:17,083 --> 01:33:17,832
My money!

1361
01:33:20,083 --> 01:33:21,457
That dufus fucked us.

1362
01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:24,749
He fucked us, Chouchou!

1363
01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:32,915
Then the blueball monkeys.

1364
01:33:33,083 --> 01:33:35,790
And the crocodiles
who kept us from crossing the river!

1365
01:33:36,125 --> 01:33:38,415
The bus blew up.
The Waoolites knew...

1366
01:33:38,916 --> 01:33:42,499
The funniest was when Benoît
gave Charles the warm Banga.

1367
01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:47,249
Hey, you're forgetting
the cheetah, the giraffe...

1368
01:33:47,416 --> 01:33:48,624
Champagne!

1369
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,040
- Take a glass.
- I love champagne.

1370
01:33:52,583 --> 01:33:54,790
- Got a glass?
- Magalie...

1371
01:33:56,833 --> 01:33:58,249
Mr. Dacier!

1372
01:34:00,541 --> 01:34:01,332
I'm sorry.

1373
01:34:02,666 --> 01:34:06,499
During this trip, you endangered
the lives ofyour tourists.

1374
01:34:06,833 --> 01:34:08,082
You breeched your contract,

1375
01:34:08,250 --> 01:34:11,415
neglected
the most elementary safety rules.

1376
01:34:11,708 --> 01:34:12,874
As a result,

1377
01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:15,124
international tourism rules

1378
01:34:15,833 --> 01:34:17,915
force me to...

1379
01:34:18,416 --> 01:34:19,874
kiss you.

1380
01:34:25,708 --> 01:34:28,082
Five times in South Africa.

1381
01:34:31,625 --> 01:34:33,415
I didn't mean that, at your funeral.

1382
01:34:33,583 --> 01:34:34,874
I know.

1383
01:34:36,416 --> 01:34:37,999
No views like this in Beauvais.

1384
01:34:51,833 --> 01:34:54,749
You know, Bako.
I think Africa is over for us.

1385
01:34:54,958 --> 01:34:57,290
I'II follow you anywhere, Richard.

1386
01:34:57,458 --> 01:34:58,499
Anywhere?

1387
01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:02,707
6 months later

1388
01:35:04,416 --> 01:35:06,999
Really! I was just walking along,

1389
01:35:07,166 --> 01:35:10,374
and 2 cheetahs appeared
and played with me.

1390
01:35:10,541 --> 01:35:11,832
Really, it's true.

1391
01:35:12,416 --> 01:35:14,624
Come on, it's the truth!

1392
01:35:21,375 --> 01:35:23,540
- The mountain bush pie?
- Number 12!

1393
01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:41,415
Let's go amigos! In the bus-o!

1394
01:35:42,083 --> 01:35:43,874
Vamos, turistos!

1395
01:35:45,666 --> 01:35:47,415
Richard, we're on.

1396
01:35:48,208 --> 01:35:51,165
Hakuna matatos!
Welcome to Peru!

1397
01:35:51,833 --> 01:35:55,457
The cradle of humanity!
This is where we were born.

1398
01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:58,499
My name is Richard Daciero
and I'm all about Peru!

1399
01:35:58,666 --> 01:36:00,082
With Bakos...

1400
01:36:01,708 --> 01:36:02,624
...my guide,

1401
01:36:02,791 --> 01:36:05,665
the routine is over.
Come to the heart ofthe Andes.

1402
01:36:05,833 --> 01:36:07,999
You're expected,
for the excitement oftrekking!

1403
01:36:11,583 --> 01:36:14,707
Which means,
Peru will hit you where you live!

1404
01:37:13,541 --> 01:37:16,540
...he told me, a whole thing...

1405
01:37:17,541 --> 01:37:19,374
...gave me this number...

1406
01:37:19,750 --> 01:37:20,415
329.

1407
01:37:20,916 --> 01:37:22,415
I opened...

1408
01:37:22,791 --> 01:37:25,790
briefs, panties and socks.

1409
01:37:26,458 --> 01:37:28,082
It was empty. Empty.

1410
01:41:30,625 --> 01:41:33,040
Subtitles by Michael Katims

1411
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,415
Subtitling: C.M.C. - Paris