1 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:10,579 ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 2 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:11,968 ♪ Have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,144 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:15,624 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:17,013 ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 6 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,975 ♪ Leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:20,759 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,457 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:23,976 ♪ I'm headin' on up to South America ♪ 10 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,895 ♪ See if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,374 ♪ So come on down to South America ♪ 12 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:32,206 ♪ Meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:39,343 There are so many fun things to do in South America, 14 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:41,302 but it is still my favorite. 15 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:45,132 The South America Mall has movie theaters and a food court, 16 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:48,874 and that is why it is my happy place. 17 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:51,573 I love to be there with my friends. 18 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:52,791 Thank you. 19 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,534 Very enthralling, Peter 20 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,449 All right, Butters, how about you go next? 21 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:00,451 OK! 22 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:03,802 My happy place isn't really a place. 23 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:05,500 It's more of a lady. 24 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:08,242 And when I'm sad, she makes me feel better. 25 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,809 When I'm feeling angry, she calms me down. 26 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:14,030 Her name is Dr. Pimple Popper. 27 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:16,032 I watch her videos on YouTube. 28 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:18,078 They make me feel relaxed and happy. 29 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:20,384 I watch her pop pimples for hours and hours 30 00:01:20,558 --> 00:01:22,517 and I become so calm. 31 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:28,436 But last night, I wasn't able to watch Dr. Pimple Popper 32 00:01:28,566 --> 00:01:31,308 because the electricity went out again at our house. 33 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,615 And you know why our electricity went out? 34 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:36,226 Because of the goddamn billionaires 35 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,924 that are building data centers right in our backyards! 36 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,752 Don't they have enough? 37 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,189 They're gonna take from me too? 38 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:44,104 All these little weenies billionaires do 39 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:47,585 is suck up all our resources and leave us with nothing! 40 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,239 Whoa, whoa, Butters... 41 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,063 And I keep telling everyone there's a billionaire problem, 42 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,238 but nobody wants to listen to me. 43 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:54,157 Well, they'll listen to me now! 44 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:04,602 Gosh dang it! 45 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:07,039 Nobody's pissed off except for me! 46 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:10,130 I need some nice, relaxing YouTube videos 47 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,653 to calm me down. 48 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:14,395 Well, Butters, how are you liking the new living room? 49 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:15,874 Pretty nice, huh? 50 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,920 I thought the old living room was just fine. 51 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,357 Well, yeah, it was fine, but I think the AI redesign 52 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:21,663 made it a lot better. 53 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:23,926 We just used AI to help us remodel the kitchen, 54 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:26,276 too, Butters. You wanna come see? 55 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,318 You guys don't care that all these dumb billionaires 56 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,411 are building data centers in our backyards? 57 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,326 Oh, Butters, not again. 58 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,415 Progress is a good thing, OK? 59 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:38,070 AI is a useful tool for everyone here in South America. 60 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,116 Useful for the weenie billionaires, maybe. 61 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,987 That's enough of that talk, Butters. 62 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,772 The Stotches are not communists. 63 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:46,470 Don't make us ground you for being a libtard. 64 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,034 Well, but you already did ground me for being a libtard, 65 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,170 Dad, last night. 66 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,128 -Oh, yeah. -Come on, honey, 67 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,695 let's use AI to remodel our bedroom. 68 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:55,914 Oh, yes! 69 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,876 Hey, guys, looks like we got a good one today. 70 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:02,051 Look at this blackhead, 71 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,614 it's coming out of the forehead pimple. 72 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:04,836 Eh. 73 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,490 -Oh, yeah, there it is. -There it goes. 74 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:07,752 There's some pus. 75 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:09,450 That's better. 76 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:11,504 We're just gonna excrete that 77 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,406 -right out... there we go... -That was a good one. 78 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:14,803 What the... 79 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:17,371 Oh, no! Not again! 80 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:19,938 No! 81 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:22,071 Well, that does it! 82 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:26,597 Goddamn billionaire weenies! 83 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,906 Why don't you go build your data center 84 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,995 in someone else's backyard? 85 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,997 Ya bunch of AI-lovin' weenies! 86 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:40,829 You think you can just do whatever you want? 87 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:43,092 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 88 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:44,920 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 89 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:48,010 ♪ We've got a lot of what it takes to get along ♪ 90 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:49,881 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 91 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:52,057 ♪ The sky is sunny ♪ 92 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:56,410 ♪ Old man depression, you are through, you've done us wrong ♪ 93 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,107 Now arriving at Weenietown! 94 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,441 New billionaires, 95 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:00,675 disembark here. 96 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:05,288 Move on in now, we have another train full coming. 97 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:12,339 ♪ We're in the money, come on, my honey ♪ 98 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,210 Hey, you're making our power go out! 99 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:15,951 Why don't you build your data centers 100 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,518 in someone else's backyard? 101 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,520 Butters! 102 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:22,436 Butters, what the hell are you doing in those bushes? 103 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:24,002 It's the weenie billionaires, Dad! 104 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,917 There's even more of them now! 105 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,137 -Ah, damn it. -Stop going off on tangents 106 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,921 about billionaires! 107 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,009 It's not a tangent! 108 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,398 They're right here in our damn yard! 109 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:35,100 -Come and look! -You get inside, mister! 110 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:38,234 I told you, you are grounded! 111 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:41,498 Dang it! 112 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,458 Jesus, that kid won't stop saying 113 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:46,329 we have a billionaire problem. 114 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,810 I think maybe we do have an issue, Linda. 115 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:49,700 What do you mean? 116 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:54,250 Do you remember when Butters was younger, 117 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:57,297 we let him get vaccinated for measles? 118 00:04:57,427 --> 00:05:00,212 Yeah, so? 119 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,171 We let him get vaccinated, Linda. 120 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,391 And now... 121 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,958 Our son may actually be libtarded. 122 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,441 -Oh, no! -No! 123 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:17,926 My fellow billionaires! 124 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:20,058 Our numbers continue to grow, 125 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:22,234 and now, as mayor of Weenietown, 126 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,062 I'm happy to announce the opening 127 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:25,977 of our new data center in this backyard. 128 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:31,200 But now that we are growing so rapidly, 129 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,810 we must be careful. 130 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:34,595 There are so many of us billionaires now, 131 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:37,946 we might be starting to annoy people. 132 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:41,166 That's why I talked before about the importance 133 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,733 of not drawing attention to ourselves. 134 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:45,040 OK? So... 135 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:48,217 who went on the Joe Rogan podcast last night? 136 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,046 That was me! 137 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:52,656 OK, see, we can't do that. 138 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:54,528 Well, which podcast should we go on? 139 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,181 No, no, you don't go on any podcast. 140 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:57,265 You see, that's what I'm saying. 141 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,358 You're billionaires now... 142 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,360 us billionaires stay behind the scenes. 143 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,101 But if we don't go on podcasts, 144 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:04,432 how do we boost our Instagram? 145 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,888 No, no, no, you don't have an Instagram, OK? 146 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:08,716 Then how do people hear our opinions? 147 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:11,066 Nobody wants to hear a billionaire's opinion. 148 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:13,107 Guys, guys, guys, that's the point I'm trying to make. 149 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:14,722 We gotta lay low. 150 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,937 If people start getting annoyed with us billionaires, 151 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:19,466 it could be really bad for Weenietown. 152 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:24,862 Yes? 153 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,037 Exterminator. 154 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:27,996 I understand you've got some... 155 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,824 billionaires in your backyard? 156 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,565 -Yeah! -I swear, there's more of these 157 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,523 stupid billionaires every day. 158 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:36,265 Yeah, well, that's the country we're living in now, I'm afraid. 159 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:38,392 But hopefully everything's gonna change in November. 160 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,699 That's when "Grand Theft Auto"... 161 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,401 "Grand Theft Auto VI" comes out, I know! 162 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:42,771 Could you come help me, please? 163 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,274 Yeah, let's take a look at the little buggers. 164 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:52,673 There. Right there. 165 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:54,849 Oh, yeah. Yeah, those are definitely billionaires. 166 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:57,064 Looks like they got a little data center going right there. 167 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,548 Pretty big one, too. 168 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,459 Well, yeah, it's taking all the power from our house, 169 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,509 and I can't watch my YouTube videos! 170 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,859 Yeah, well, it's probably best you just move. 171 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:07,122 -Move? -I'm not gonna move! 172 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:08,689 I was here before they were! 173 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,908 Well, actually, billionaires have always been around, 174 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:13,737 people just didn't pay attention to them as much. 175 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:15,739 This is some new strain of billionaire. 176 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,868 They like to go on podcasts and get into public arguments 177 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:18,655 with Mark Ruffalo. 178 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,178 Oh, jeez! 179 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:21,528 Yeah, well, I sprayed them. 180 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,090 That'll shut them up for a little bit. 181 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:24,962 But once they take root like this, it's pretty much it 182 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:25,967 for the town. 183 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,751 "It for the town"? 184 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:30,188 Yeah, this is a really aggressive nonnative species. 185 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:32,060 Really messes with the whole ecosystem. 186 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,307 The whole town's in danger, 187 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:34,758 and you ain't doing nothing? 188 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:36,412 Yeah, well, it's South America, kid. 189 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,588 Nobody really gives a shit. 190 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:39,846 Well, then, we'll make them give a poop. 191 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:40,938 Come on! 192 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,641 Gentlemen, thank you all for coming. 193 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:50,905 Many of you here are new to Weenietown, 194 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:54,038 having just recently become billionaires. 195 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:57,564 And it has come to our attention that nobody has yet taught you 196 00:07:57,694 --> 00:08:00,871 proper billionaire etiquette. 197 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:04,005 So we're going to play the should and shouldn't game. 198 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:05,485 Let's start with this. 199 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,138 Should a good billionaire 200 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:09,706 fly in private jets all over the world? 201 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:12,883 No? 202 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:13,971 Wrong! 203 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:15,186 Flying in jets all over the world 204 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,105 is something billionaires should do! 205 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,628 Perfectly fine. 206 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,522 Billionaires have been doing it for decades. 207 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,806 Should a good billionaire buy a huge yacht 208 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,113 on which to do drugs? 209 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:27,724 They should not. 210 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:30,118 No, no, they should! 211 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:31,772 Get your yacht. Do a bunch of drugs. 212 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,338 Nobody cares. 213 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:36,733 Now, should a good billionaire go on Joe Rogan 214 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,692 and talk about peptides? 215 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:41,216 Yes! 216 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:42,652 No! 217 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,176 No, a billionaire weenie should not go on any podcast 218 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,527 and talk about peptides. 219 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,224 Here's another example. 220 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,704 Should a good billionaire 221 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,750 spend all the money they made on prostitutes? 222 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,531 Yes, yes, of course, they can spend all their money 223 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,536 on prostitutes. 224 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,712 That's completely normal. 225 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:01,497 But should we go on social media 226 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:02,977 and feed COVID conspiracy theories 227 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:05,632 by discussing our wife's six miscarriages? 228 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,287 No! Damn it, no. 229 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,681 What, we're not allowed to have our own opinions? 230 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:14,379 Yeah, billionaires get to have opinions too! 231 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:15,729 -Yeah! Yeah! -Yeah! 232 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,557 No, no, you actually can't! 233 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:18,993 That's the point! 234 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,995 Remember back to when you were all young. 235 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,692 You were socially awkward little penises 236 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,085 that nobody liked. 237 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,826 Well, now that you're billionaires, 238 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:28,176 you're still socially awkward little penises 239 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,525 that nobody likes. 240 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,093 Let's put it another way. 241 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,964 Show of hands... 242 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:36,706 who in this room was a really popular cool kid in school? 243 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,971 Right, none of you. 244 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:42,494 And just because you got rich, 245 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,409 that doesn't mean you suddenly got cool too. 246 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,455 Everyone thinks I'm cool. 247 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,718 No. Nobody thinks you're cool. 248 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:51,155 All you have to learn to do is shut up, OK? 249 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,809 Because if you don't, 250 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,638 then Billionaire Weenietown is done for! 251 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,994 These weenie billionaires 252 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,909 built a data center in my backyard. 253 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,738 And if we don't do something, it could harm our whole town. 254 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,871 -Tell him! -Yeah, it's true. 255 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,742 This is a highly aggressive species, 256 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,526 and they're multiplying fast. 257 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,133 So we thought we'd better get the word out. 258 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,442 Uh-huh. 259 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,488 Look, kid, things are bad everywhere, OK? 260 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,751 The best we can hope for is that when November comes, 261 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,274 we can all get "Grand Theft Auto VI" 262 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,580 and not care about anything. 263 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,712 Amen to that. 264 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,496 No, no, come on! 265 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,498 You really want our whole town to get overrun 266 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,278 with little weenies doing whatever they want? 267 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:34,416 I'm just heavily invested in what happens in November. 268 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,244 I invested in the ultimate edition. 269 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,854 Look, mister, I know 270 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,682 what your mom might've used to tell you. 271 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,511 She probably told you to never pop your pimples. 272 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,078 That it could make it worse. 273 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,949 But you gotta get in there. 274 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:49,431 You gotta get in there and squeeze that son of a bitch! 275 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:50,911 -Uh-huh. -Sound like you should 276 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,783 just go back and enjoy your little shows on TV. 277 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,302 How am I supposed to enjoy my show 278 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,699 when every five minutes, 279 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:59,093 the billionaires make the power go out? 280 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,051 -Wait a minute. -What did you say? 281 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,226 That's what they do. 282 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,838 Their little data centers suck up all the power! 283 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:08,232 But in "Grand Theft Auto," there's save points. 284 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,670 If the power keeps going out, you lose all your progress. 285 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,889 Oh, Jesus, I didn't even think of that. 286 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,936 These billionaires could totally screw up November! 287 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,895 Pull the 5:00! We're doing a different story! 288 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,948 -My goodness. -It's getting late. 289 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:31,560 Butters hasn't come home for supper. 290 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,650 -Face it, Linda. -Our son is gone. 291 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,478 Lost to the libtards. 292 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:37,740 No! 293 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,786 He could just be at a friend's house. 294 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:40,913 Maybe I should call the Marshes and see... 295 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,440 He's gone, Linda! 296 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:46,314 We finally have to pay for what you've done. 297 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,837 Don't say that, Stephen. 298 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,491 I told you I was cornered. I... 299 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,493 I've kept quiet long enough! 300 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,583 Our little boy is out there probably dead 301 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,368 because all those months ago, you, Linda, 302 00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,284 you got him vaccinated. 303 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,156 And I told you this would happen. 304 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,635 But you went behind my back 305 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,376 and you took him to the doctor anyway! 306 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,248 The school kept sending emails. 307 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,376 They said that Butters had to have his shots up to date 308 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,078 or he wouldn't be able to attend school. 309 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:13,210 And so you just faked my signature 310 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,516 on the school forms. 311 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:15,996 Faked it because I knew 312 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,215 what that vaccination would do to him! 313 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,435 Because I listen to podcasts! 314 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:21,958 Oh, God! 315 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,352 But you couldn't take time out of your precious day 316 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,310 to listen to podcasts, could you? 317 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,964 And now your son is a libtard. 318 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,836 Vaccinated and turned transsexual 319 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,964 and fucked to death in the streets of South America! 320 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,144 No! No, Butters! 321 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,624 You couldn't imagine your son 322 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,452 not being able to attend school, 323 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:38,758 but you can imagine 324 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,195 his dead transsexual body now, can't you, Linda? 325 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,544 You fucking bitch! 326 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,113 Please! Please forgive me! 327 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,984 -Hold on a second. -That's Butters. 328 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,507 Butters, where are you? 329 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,118 -Sorry, Dad. -I'll be right home. 330 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,990 I'm just... I'm finishing up some homework at Kyle's house. 331 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,557 All right, well, get home soon. 332 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,844 Your mom made tortellini soup. 333 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,997 -Behind my back, Linda! -No! 334 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,434 Our libtarded son is dead and transsexual 335 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:06,133 because of your measles vaccine! 336 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:12,052 This is "South America Local News." 337 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,619 A change to the town name, a band on e-bikes, 338 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,361 and now, South America is dealing 339 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:21,104 with a highly invasive species threatening its ecosystem. 340 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,063 Tom, local scientists are saying 341 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,239 that this new highly aggressive 342 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,197 and non-native form of billionaire 343 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,852 is quickly growing here in South America. 344 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,507 And as the swarm continues to spread, 345 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,639 we are starting to see the effects 346 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,380 on the ecosystem here. 347 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,948 You can see behind me, Stark's Pond has become 348 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,864 infested with little tiny private jets 349 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,191 that the billionaires are using 350 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,825 to get from backyard to another... ope! 351 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:49,089 Oh, they really are everywhere, Tom. 352 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,482 Billionaires flying in my face now. 353 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,528 Billionaires are here in South America. 354 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:54,877 It fucking sucks! 355 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,009 Hold on. 356 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,533 We have breaking news. Breaking news now. 357 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,587 It appears that the invasive billionaire problem 358 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,537 is completely under control. 359 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,539 Scientists now say 360 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,933 that there is nothing to worry about. 361 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:10,197 The, uh... the species is not invasive. 362 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,982 It is actually good for our lakes and wildlife, 363 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,289 and there is absolutely no problem. 364 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:18,031 We're lucky the billionaires chose our town, 365 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,468 and for certain, their little data centers 366 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,862 will make us all thrive. 367 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,907 Fellow billionaires, 368 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,301 I have tried to stabilize our public image! 369 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,824 Things were looking grim, 370 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,826 so I went out and bought the local news media, 371 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,915 as any good billionaire should. 372 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,874 And that should have fixed our problem, 373 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:38,094 but now, can someone tell me who went out 374 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:41,576 and got in a public argument with Macklemore? 375 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,491 God damn it, we had it figured out! 376 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,536 I bought the news so we could make us seem nicer, 377 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,755 and then some little penis 378 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,318 decided Macklemore needed a good talking to! 379 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,758 Who was it? 380 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,239 He did! He did! 381 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,763 I just thought Macklemore needed to hear my opinions. 382 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,505 No, God damn it, nobody needs to hear your fucking opinions! 383 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,672 Nobody cares what you think about fucking Macklemore! 384 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:00,888 What the fuck are you doing? 385 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,859 Will you all just shut the fuck up? 386 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,122 I don't know what to do, old cap. 387 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,449 It seems these new billionaires just don't want to listen 388 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,691 to us old weenies anymore. 389 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:13,129 Such is the folly of life. 390 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,652 What are we going to do? 391 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,393 This will be the end of us all. 392 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:21,094 Well, desperate times call for desperate measures, Mayor. 393 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,923 -You're right. -Where is Miss Ladypenis? 394 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,142 Out driving as always, I assume. 395 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,927 I'd better get her on the phone. 396 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:30,668 Miss Ladypenis? 397 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,844 Come in, Miss Ladypenis. 398 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,803 Miss Ladypenis, do you read? 399 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,023 -This is Ladypenis. -Go ahead, Mayor. 400 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,981 We need your help, Ladypenis. 401 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:39,978 The new billionaires won't listen, 402 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,244 and they have to be relocated. 403 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,117 -I'll be right in. -Ladypenis out. 404 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:56,694 Oh, Butters. 405 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,959 Oh, my precious little man. 406 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,786 Stephen? 407 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,701 Can I get you something to drink? 408 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:08,619 Can you get me something to drink? 409 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,492 Our little boy's libtarded body is out there, 410 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:12,841 fill with a vaccine, 411 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,191 turned gay and dead, 412 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,933 but you want to know if I want a drink? 413 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,022 Stephen, if I had known that the measles booster 414 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,063 would have caused all this, I would've... 415 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,329 You did know! 416 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,245 I told you a measle booster would kill our son, 417 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,377 and then turn him libtarded and gay! 418 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,771 -But you didn't listen! -Oh, God! 419 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,947 Our son is dead because you never listen 420 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,080 to a single podcast I say! 421 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,734 And now you know just how wrong you were! 422 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,301 Mom, Dad, can I talk to you? 423 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,433 Not now, Butters. 424 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,305 You got led like a blind sheep, Linda! 425 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,612 Followed what the school said about the vaccinations! 426 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,832 I just want to say, I'm sorry I've been so ornery lately. 427 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,043 You know, I shouldn't be yelling and screaming at you 428 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,180 'cause billionaires are building 429 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,384 data centers in our backyards. 430 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,448 Oh, God! 431 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,493 I gotta learn to control my emotions 432 00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,230 and not let it get to me that the little weenies control 433 00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,409 the news outlets now too. 434 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,934 Oh, billionaires control the news now too! 435 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:06,590 Do you understand now that your vaccine killed our son? 436 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,376 Well... well, Stephen, he is right there. 437 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:13,249 -My God, Linda, that's it! -I'm calling the FBI! 438 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,338 You guys are using AI to redesign the house, 439 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,645 and I need to be OK with that. 440 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,125 Hello, FBI? 441 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,214 I need to report a case of bestiality. 442 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,172 I've been having sex with a blind sheep. 443 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,348 That's right, she's a sheep. 444 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,679 She got our son vaccinated, and now he's dead and trans. 445 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,091 That's right. 446 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,398 I think the new living room looks real nice, guys, 447 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,834 and the new kitchen too. 448 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,310 -Go to your room, Butters. -You're grounded. 449 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,403 -Yeah! Yeah, that's right. -Ah, dang it. 450 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,096 Yeah, no, I've been having sex with it 451 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,449 for years. Come and get me. 452 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,321 OK, hang on. 453 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,584 The head of the FBI wants to talk to you. 454 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:44,759 Hello? 455 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,458 -Yes. -Yes, no, I... 456 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,765 I just really wanted him to be able to go to school. 457 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,725 Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 458 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,031 Just come and arrest me! 459 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,815 I've been having sex with this thing! 460 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,271 Hello, young man. 461 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,011 It's me, Miss Ladypenis, 462 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,665 on a prerecorded message. 463 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:22,884 Miss Ladypenis? 464 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,407 We wish to offer you a deal. 465 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,148 If you help us with our problem, 466 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,107 we will leave your backyard for good. 467 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,717 Inside this basket, you will find 468 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,980 all the items you need to accomplish your mission. 469 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,982 If you agree, go to your backyard 470 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,550 and follow these instructions explicitly. 471 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,497 Boy, I sure would like to hear 472 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,064 some billionaires' opinions right now! 473 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,373 Nothing better than hearing 474 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,897 what billionaires have to say about stuff! 475 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:26,861 -Ah! -Oh! 476 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,123 -Ah! -Ah! 477 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,342 Oh! 478 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,512 Come on. Let me hear it. 479 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,780 You're all so interesting! 480 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,435 Look! Our plan is working! 481 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,220 They're drawn like moths to a flame! 482 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,401 Now, boy, now! 483 00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,545 That's it! He's got 'em! 484 00:19:58,675 --> 00:19:59,894 Great job, Ladypenis! 485 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,949 Oh, yes. 486 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,560 There's a good one. 487 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,562 Let's gush this one out there. 488 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,434 Oh, nice one. Yeah. 489 00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,394 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, I've got some billionaires ♪ 490 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,483 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, now you've got some too ♪ 491 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,615 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, they were in my backyard ♪ 492 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,052 ♪ Now they're in yours too, too, too ♪ 493 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:34,058 Fellow billionaires, we have averted a crisis. 494 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,843 The little boy has helped us 495 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,975 relocate the problem billionaires, 496 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,803 and now, as per our agreement, 497 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,210 we will soon be moving Weenietown 498 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,154 to the next backyard over. 499 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,896 But as we move, let us remember 500 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,334 to not draw attention to ourselves, 501 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,814 for the outside world can be fickle, 502 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:54,688 and there is a new billionaire in Weenietown every day. 503 00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,822 This is the final battle. 504 00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:00,389 With you at my side, 505 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,086 we will demolish the deep state. 506 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,915 We will expel the warmongers from our government. 507 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,874 We will drive out the globalists. 508 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,876 We will cast out the communists, 509 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,530 Marxists, and fascists. 510 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,228 We will threw off the sick political class 511 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,577 that hates our country. 512 00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,537 We will rout the fake news media, 513 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,279 and we will liberate America from these villains 514 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,542 once and for all. 515 00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,242 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 516 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:29,113 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 517 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,813 ♪ We've got a lot of what it takes to get along ♪ 518 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,293 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 519 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,556 Whoo-hoo!