1 00:00:06,277 --> 00:00:08,307 Jessie, can I bring Lucy, 2 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:11,039 our class bunny rabbit, home for the weekend? 3 00:00:11,042 --> 00:00:13,382 Zuri! When it comes to responsibility, 4 00:00:13,384 --> 00:00:15,054 you don't have a great track record. 5 00:00:15,046 --> 00:00:17,346 Remember when you promised to start flossing regularly? 6 00:00:17,348 --> 00:00:19,348 I floss my teeth! 7 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:20,790 Really? At your last cleaning, 8 00:00:20,791 --> 00:00:24,161 there was so much blood, the dentist fainted. 9 00:00:24,155 --> 00:00:26,395 He went down like a submarine. 10 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,502 Wow! That is some hyperactive homework. 11 00:00:35,106 --> 00:00:36,106 Huh! 12 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:39,608 Hmm, that's interesting. 13 00:00:39,610 --> 00:00:43,070 I don't remember packing you a bunny for lunch. 14 00:00:43,074 --> 00:00:46,554 I might've already volunteered. Oops. 15 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,779 Zuri, the sewers are overflowing 16 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:51,520 with all the fish you forgot to feed. 17 00:00:51,522 --> 00:00:54,562 And I don't think we can flush a bunny. (RABBIT SQUEAKS) 18 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,425 That won't happen this time, I promise! 19 00:00:57,428 --> 00:01:00,388 Please, please, please! 20 00:01:00,391 --> 00:01:04,061 Wow, three pleases, the puppy dog eyes, and a head tilt. 21 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,604 The begging trifecta! 22 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,698 I don't stand a chance, do I? 23 00:01:08,699 --> 00:01:12,069 Nope. Give in or I'll close with a lip quiver 24 00:01:13,244 --> 00:01:14,814 and a single tear. 25 00:01:16,647 --> 00:01:18,477 Fine. I give. 26 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:21,280 Next time I negotiate with you, 27 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,112 I'm wearing a blindfold and headphones. 28 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,785 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 29 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:31,588 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 30 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:35,172 ♪ It feels like a party every day 31 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:38,566 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 32 00:01:38,569 --> 00:01:42,299 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 33 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:45,683 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 34 00:01:45,676 --> 00:01:49,276 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 35 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,840 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 36 00:01:52,843 --> 00:01:56,653 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 37 00:01:56,647 --> 00:02:00,187 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 38 00:02:00,191 --> 00:02:01,591 ♪ Hey Jessie 39 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,464 ♪ Hey Jessie 40 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:10,858 ♪ It feels like a party every day 41 00:02:10,861 --> 00:02:14,641 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 42 00:02:20,811 --> 00:02:23,171 See, I like flag football 43 00:02:23,174 --> 00:02:25,324 because it lacks the physical contact that makes 44 00:02:25,316 --> 00:02:28,176 traditional football so perilous. 45 00:02:28,179 --> 00:02:28,879 So you want to play with them? 46 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:30,479 Oh, dear gods, no. 47 00:02:32,783 --> 00:02:35,663 Ooh! That's Brett Summers. 48 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,356 Isn't he dreamy? 49 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,928 I am so crushing on him. 50 00:02:40,231 --> 00:02:41,231 (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) 51 00:02:42,593 --> 00:02:44,843 And now he is crushing on you. 52 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,696 Sorry! My bad. 53 00:02:47,698 --> 00:02:48,938 You okay, Emma? 54 00:02:48,939 --> 00:02:51,399 Sure, spleens are overrated. 55 00:02:53,504 --> 00:02:55,914 Anyway, great catch. 56 00:02:55,906 --> 00:02:57,646 So, you like football? 57 00:02:57,648 --> 00:02:59,178 Love it! 58 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,679 It's my third favorite thing that involves feet. 59 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,852 After shoes and pedicures. 60 00:03:03,854 --> 00:03:06,964 Do you want to watch the game with me tomorrow? 61 00:03:06,957 --> 00:03:09,787 Sure! Let's watch it in my screening room. 62 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,960 We have a 75-inch screen and free popcorn! 63 00:03:11,962 --> 00:03:16,832 Sold! And I promise not to use you as a tackling dummy. 64 00:03:16,827 --> 00:03:19,627 Even if you are the prettiest one I've ever clobbered. 65 00:03:21,832 --> 00:03:22,832 (GIGGLING) 66 00:03:23,974 --> 00:03:25,844 He thinks I'm pretty! 67 00:03:25,836 --> 00:03:27,976 Compared to a tackling dummy. 68 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,280 Emma, you know less about sports than I do. 69 00:03:32,283 --> 00:03:34,453 And I thought the Super Bowl was what 70 00:03:34,445 --> 00:03:35,945 Bertram ate soup out of. 71 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,821 Guess what, everyone? 72 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,862 I'm taking care of the class bunny this weekend. 73 00:03:44,855 --> 00:03:47,595 Bunny? There's a bunny in the house? 74 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,630 Why do I feel like the crazy-train is 75 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,442 about to pull into Bertramville? 76 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:57,405 I happen to have an intense rabbit phobia! 77 00:03:57,408 --> 00:03:59,808 All aboard... 78 00:03:59,810 --> 00:04:01,570 Once my mommy took me to the mall 79 00:04:01,572 --> 00:04:03,012 to see the Easter Bunny. 80 00:04:03,013 --> 00:04:05,523 And I sat on his moth-eaten suit 81 00:04:05,516 --> 00:04:08,516 and stared at his red, glowing eyes. 82 00:04:08,519 --> 00:04:10,849 Then he made that horrible bunny face! 83 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,351 (HISSING) 84 00:04:13,824 --> 00:04:15,294 (SNARLING) 85 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:18,457 Long story short, 86 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:22,659 I wet myself and the Easter Bunny. 87 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,873 Poor Bertram. How old were you? 88 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,365 (CLEARS THROAT) Fourteen. 89 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:32,368 Bertram, there's nothing to be afraid of. See? 90 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,903 (SCREAMING) 91 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:40,648 And the crazy-train has left the station. 92 00:04:40,651 --> 00:04:42,451 Can we please give Bertram the day off 93 00:04:42,453 --> 00:04:44,923 so he doesn't embarrass me in front of Brett when we watch the game? 94 00:04:44,915 --> 00:04:46,885 Considering you think the quarterback is the guy who 95 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,657 makes change for the team, 96 00:04:48,659 --> 00:04:52,659 Bertram's pee stories are the least of your problems. 97 00:04:52,663 --> 00:04:54,903 Hey, if you need advice about sports, why not ask Luke? 98 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,825 It may be the only time he can give you anything. Besides lice. 99 00:05:00,331 --> 00:05:03,931 Luke, would you mind helping me learn about sports? 100 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:06,684 Let's see, would you mind calling me 101 00:05:06,677 --> 00:05:09,977 Lord Master of Awesomeness? 102 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:12,540 How about I stop calling you "Vomit Bag" 103 00:05:12,543 --> 00:05:13,943 and do your chores for three days? 104 00:05:15,045 --> 00:05:16,385 Deal. 105 00:05:16,387 --> 00:05:19,087 Hold the phone, we have chores? 106 00:05:25,996 --> 00:05:27,856 Ravi, whatcha doin'? 107 00:05:27,858 --> 00:05:30,658 Failing to understand what you people find 108 00:05:30,661 --> 00:05:32,961 so cute about this creature. 109 00:05:32,963 --> 00:05:35,043 It has no claws, no fangs, 110 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,835 no thirst for blood. 111 00:05:38,409 --> 00:05:40,869 Ravi, you may find this hard to believe, 112 00:05:40,871 --> 00:05:42,841 but most people prefer their pets 113 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,883 not to be flesh-eating monsters. 114 00:05:46,016 --> 00:05:47,876 I guess it takes all kinds. 115 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,450 You see, this is exactly what I was afraid of. 116 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,023 Zuri didn't fill up Lucy's food dish. 117 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:57,955 Zuri was irresponsible? 118 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:02,088 In other obvious news, the sun rose this morning. 119 00:06:04,735 --> 00:06:06,935 (SQUEAKING) 120 00:06:06,937 --> 00:06:10,537 Seriously, how hard is it to take care of one little bunny? 121 00:06:11,502 --> 00:06:12,702 Uh-oh. 122 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:14,984 Apparently, pretty hard. 123 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,052 Ravi, something totally horrible has happened! 124 00:06:24,054 --> 00:06:25,794 The Earth slipped from its axis 125 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,516 and we are hurtling toward cosmic doom! 126 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:30,489 (SCREAMING) 127 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,491 Worse. I lost a bunny! 128 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,395 Ahh! 129 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,799 Hey, watch it! 130 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,971 I am the only small, adorable creature 131 00:06:42,973 --> 00:06:44,843 you have not lost yet! 132 00:06:45,936 --> 00:06:48,406 Help me! I can't believe she's gone! 133 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,978 Who's gone? One of the girls? 134 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:51,680 Did Christina finally take my suggestion 135 00:06:51,682 --> 00:06:52,942 about boarding school? 136 00:06:52,943 --> 00:06:54,523 Please, please, please... 137 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,685 No, Lucy escaped. 138 00:06:56,687 --> 00:06:58,817 You mean there's a bloodthirsty, savage rodent 139 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,889 running around the apartment? 140 00:07:00,891 --> 00:07:02,091 No, I mean there's a cute, 141 00:07:02,092 --> 00:07:04,192 snuggly bunny running around the apartment. 142 00:07:04,194 --> 00:07:06,604 Po-tay-toe, poh-tat-toe. It's all fun and games 143 00:07:06,597 --> 00:07:09,027 until someone is nuzzled to death in their sleep! 144 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:10,660 (BAWLING) 145 00:07:15,766 --> 00:07:17,136 (FOOTBALL PLAYING ONSCREEN) So, Emma, 146 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,107 do you think the Jets will make the playoffs? 147 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:20,739 Good question. 148 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:23,511 Do I think the Jets will make the playoffs? 149 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,154 EMMA: Um... 150 00:07:26,176 --> 00:07:27,846 (BEEPS) 151 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,078 Not if their quarterback can't figure out 152 00:07:29,079 --> 00:07:30,519 how to beat a zone blimp. 153 00:07:31,822 --> 00:07:32,982 You mean, "blitz." 154 00:07:32,983 --> 00:07:34,563 Stupid auto-correct. 155 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,727 So, who do you think will make the playoffs? 156 00:07:38,729 --> 00:07:39,929 Oh! 157 00:07:40,991 --> 00:07:42,191 (BEEPING) 158 00:07:42,192 --> 00:07:44,162 Definitely the Green Bay Porkers. 159 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,544 LUKE: Packers! Dang this phone! 160 00:07:47,197 --> 00:07:48,197 Who's that? 161 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:54,001 (CHUCKLES) Oh, hey, Brett. 162 00:07:54,004 --> 00:07:56,254 Luke? What's going on? 163 00:07:56,246 --> 00:07:58,576 Yeah, Luke, what is going on? 164 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,049 Really, Emma? 165 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:01,750 You wanna play that game? 166 00:08:02,813 --> 00:08:04,993 Oh, okay. 167 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,485 Brett, the truth is, 168 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,717 I wanted you to like me, 169 00:08:08,719 --> 00:08:11,019 so I pretended to know a lot about sports. 170 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:13,261 I asked Luke to tell me what to say. 171 00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:14,673 I can't believe you did that! 172 00:08:15,926 --> 00:08:17,796 That's so cool! 173 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,528 No girl's ever done anything that nice for me before. 174 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,702 Touchdown, Jets! Yes! 175 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,144 Aw, man, I missed it! 176 00:08:25,135 --> 00:08:26,505 Upper deck, bro! 177 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,806 Ow! 178 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,509 Dude, you gotta stay and watch the rest of the game with us. 179 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,211 Sweet, I'm in! 180 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:38,886 Luke, don't you think you're being a little rude? 181 00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:40,989 (SCOFFS) Right, where are my manners? 182 00:08:40,991 --> 00:08:42,551 Brett, would you like anything to drink? 183 00:08:42,553 --> 00:08:44,633 I could go for a root beer. Good idea! 184 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,625 Emma, two root beers. 185 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,897 And extra ice for my hand. 186 00:08:52,202 --> 00:08:54,532 Lucy. Lucy! 187 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,874 Who's a good bunny? 188 00:08:58,709 --> 00:09:00,639 Well, she is not in here. 189 00:09:01,772 --> 00:09:02,942 ZURI: Jessie! 190 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,254 (SCREAMING) 191 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,120 (CLEARS THROAT) Hey, Zuri. 192 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,933 Have you seen Lucy? 193 00:09:14,925 --> 00:09:18,285 I can't keep track of all your little friends. 194 00:09:18,288 --> 00:09:22,228 Lucy! Short, furry, poops on the floor? 195 00:09:22,232 --> 00:09:25,772 Hmm. Could you be more specific? 196 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,936 I must've left the cage open, and she escaped. 197 00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:30,839 I am so irresponsible! 198 00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:33,071 No, no. You didn't lose Lucy. 199 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,243 You're doing a great job. 200 00:09:34,244 --> 00:09:37,354 I took Lucy 201 00:09:37,347 --> 00:09:39,847 to the bunny groomers. 202 00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:41,350 Why? She wasn't dirty. 203 00:09:41,351 --> 00:09:43,081 True. 204 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,723 But, I had a coupon 205 00:09:46,717 --> 00:09:49,057 which was about to expire. 206 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,290 Yes, that's it. 207 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,365 Are you sure you don't mind playing a board game 208 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:58,997 instead of watching football? 209 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,729 No. I'm sure I'll love playing 210 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:03,372 Chick Chat. 211 00:10:05,135 --> 00:10:06,775 It's my favorite! 212 00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:08,737 You get to share secrets, earn good-hair-day points, 213 00:10:08,739 --> 00:10:10,309 and everybody wins. 214 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,680 So really, it's a lot like football. 215 00:10:12,683 --> 00:10:16,323 Right. Only without the sports. Or fun. 216 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,316 (PHONE BEEPS) 217 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,148 (LAUGHING) 218 00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:22,251 Who's that? 219 00:10:22,252 --> 00:10:24,762 No one. Um, can I go first? 220 00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:29,727 Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six. 221 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,960 (GASPS) Oh no, 222 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:34,232 you landed on a Nothing-to-Wear Square! 223 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:37,144 Now you have to go back two spaces and buy a date outfit. 224 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,367 You mean like new sneakers? 225 00:10:38,368 --> 00:10:41,268 (GASPS) Sneakers on a date? 226 00:10:41,271 --> 00:10:44,241 I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. 227 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,124 Sorry. I guess I'm better at games 228 00:10:46,116 --> 00:10:49,216 where I get to hit or tackle someone. 229 00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:50,949 Well, if you draw a hissy fit card, 230 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,051 you get to slap the person to your left! 231 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,053 (PHONE BEEPS) 232 00:10:55,385 --> 00:10:57,355 Hey, uh, sorry, Emma, 233 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,187 but I'm actually gonna have to split. 234 00:10:59,189 --> 00:11:01,759 I have to, uh, study. 235 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,292 But I thought we were going to go see that rom-com. 236 00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:07,204 The Really Attractive Woman Who's Single for No Reason. 237 00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:10,297 I would love to, but my studies come first. 238 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:13,270 You know how much athletes care about education. 239 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,253 Can't you go see the movie with one of your friends? 240 00:11:16,246 --> 00:11:17,346 I guess so. 241 00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:18,407 Great! 242 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,794 (GASPS) He deleted his texts? 243 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,257 Why would he do that? 244 00:11:28,258 --> 00:11:29,788 Something's going on. 245 00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:37,426 Umm... 246 00:11:38,328 --> 00:11:39,828 Here's your jacket, 247 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,400 which has an unbelievable amount of pockets by the way. 248 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,314 Have fun studying. 249 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,275 What? Oh, right. 250 00:11:47,277 --> 00:11:49,877 Uh, learning rocks! Have fun at your movie! 251 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,241 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 252 00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:53,812 What's wrong, Emma? 253 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,794 Did you land on a Nothing-to-Wear-Square? 254 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,347 No, I think Brett might be cheating on me. 255 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:02,890 Look, I found this phone number in his pocket. 256 00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:04,153 I bet it's from a girl! 257 00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:06,834 Emma, do not jump to conclusions. Okay? 258 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,727 One time I thought a guy was cheating on me 259 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,228 because he always smelled like perfume, 260 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,830 and had lipstick on his collar. 261 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,132 And was he? Yes. 262 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,074 You know what, that was a bad example. 263 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,508 Anyway, does it make you feel better? 264 00:12:19,509 --> 00:12:21,739 Well, it certainly makes me feel worse for you. 265 00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:24,982 Don't you move, you little rodent. 266 00:12:24,975 --> 00:12:27,075 Whoa! Back off, old lady! 267 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,148 Not you! Look! 268 00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:33,522 Come here! 269 00:12:34,184 --> 00:12:35,194 Ahh! 270 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,257 One rabbit's foot may be good luck, 271 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,389 but four of them are kicking my butt. 272 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,104 ♪ My chili is perfect 273 00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:47,866 ♪ Never is runny 274 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,198 ♪ Needs chili powder ♪ 275 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,470 (SCREAMING) It's a bunny! 276 00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:53,502 (YELPING) 277 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,045 Get off me! No! Aah! 278 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,509 You found Lucy? 279 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:02,280 She attacked me! 280 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:06,292 I managed to fight her off and she went up the back stairs. 281 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,556 I think I was nibbled pretty bad. 282 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:12,359 Bertram, I'd help you find a support group 283 00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:15,932 but I'm pretty sure no one else on Earth has this problem. 284 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,013 Emma? I thought you went to some chick flick. 285 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,076 I did, but I left early. 286 00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:31,438 I don't want to watch some girl get the guy when I'm losing mine. 287 00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:33,141 Brett's cheating on me! 288 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,353 Oh, that's terrible! 289 00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:38,345 And after you gave him the best 48 hours of your life. 290 00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:41,449 You know what, 291 00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:44,091 I think you should have a night out on the town anyway. 292 00:13:44,094 --> 00:13:46,464 Because I shouldn't let some silly boy get me down? 293 00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:49,296 Because it means more chili for me. 294 00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:52,399 You know what? I'm not going to just sit here and be upset. 295 00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:55,312 I'm going to call this other woman and find out who she is. 296 00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:57,265 Again, only interested in your problem 297 00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,167 inasmuch as it pertains to chili. 298 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,512 (PHONE RINGING) (FOOTBALL PLAYING ONSCREEN) 299 00:14:03,513 --> 00:14:04,513 (BOTH GIGGLING) 300 00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:09,147 Hey, Emma. How's the movie? 301 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,419 Well, there's a lot more heartbreak 302 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:13,480 and betrayal than I was expecting! 303 00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:16,263 Emma, I swear, it's not what it looks like. 304 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,456 Good. Because it looks like my new boyfriend 305 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,158 lied to me about having to study 306 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,260 so he could watch football with my brother! 307 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,172 (SMACKS LIPS) Well, then I guess it is what it looks like. 308 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,067 Dude, FYI, awesome ringtone. 309 00:14:31,241 --> 00:14:32,571 Thanks, man. 310 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,513 You get me. 311 00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:38,575 Luke, are you wearing Brett's jersey? 312 00:14:39,409 --> 00:14:40,649 I got cold. 313 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:46,924 Lucy! Lucy! 314 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,092 Lucy! 315 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,674 Jessie! 316 00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:58,395 Ravi, uh, how long have you been standing there? 317 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,928 Do not worry. I did not see you 318 00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:02,370 put that $5 bill in your boot. 319 00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:07,084 But I have dire news. 320 00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:09,077 It can wait. We have to find Lucy! 321 00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:12,409 I am afraid Mrs. Kipling beat us to it. 322 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:16,122 I found what was left of Lucy in Mrs. Kipling's cage. 323 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,616 (GASPS) 324 00:15:18,348 --> 00:15:19,448 No! 325 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,152 Jessie, what's the matter? 326 00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:27,334 It (STAMMERS) just occurred to me that I 327 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,297 should've gone to college. 328 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,261 What's that ball of fluff you've got in your hand? 329 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:36,444 Ravi's belly button lint. 330 00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:41,138 I have a very deep innie. 331 00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:44,243 Oh. 332 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,481 I can't believe Mrs. Kipling ate Lucy for lunch! 333 00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:56,464 Technically, it was more tea time. 334 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,387 Who cares what time it was? 335 00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:01,329 The point is Zuri's class pet is halfway down 336 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:03,661 a giant lizard's colon! 337 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,003 Technically, it would only be in her... 338 00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,196 Correct me again at your own risk! 339 00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:10,168 Got it. 340 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,370 Stomach. 341 00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:13,742 What am I going to do? 342 00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:16,153 I gave Zuri this big speech about being responsible. 343 00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:17,506 And now, because of me, 344 00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:20,007 Lucy hippity-hopped into the light. 345 00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:23,711 Here is a wacky idea. You could tell Zuri the truth. 346 00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:25,063 I can't do that! 347 00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:26,415 Because it would break her heart? 348 00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,656 Because she would break my legs! 349 00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:30,188 Remember what Zuri did to that kid in the park 350 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,460 who lost her doll? 351 00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:32,761 I have never seen 352 00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:35,702 someone picked up by their nostrils before. 353 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,525 It was a snot-filled horror. 354 00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:41,599 (SIGHS) This is all my fault. 355 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,231 Wait! I have an idea. 356 00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:46,343 Oh, I cannot wait to hear your great idea. 357 00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:48,636 All I need are some cotton balls, animal safe dye, 358 00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:49,638 and a new rabbit! 359 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,411 And I continue to wait. 360 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,745 Brett, if you wanted to watch the game with Luke, 361 00:16:57,747 --> 00:16:58,787 why didn't you just tell me? 362 00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:00,448 I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 363 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,120 Well, it's too late for that! 364 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,622 Emma, I really think... 365 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,623 Luke, I can't believe you did this to me. 366 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,604 No, don't blame him. 367 00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:08,526 I knew you wanted to see that movie, 368 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,428 but I really wanted to watch the game with Luke. 369 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,231 It's my fault. I was weak! 370 00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:15,033 So weak. 371 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,037 I just can't look at you right now. 372 00:17:20,110 --> 00:17:23,040 Enough! This is all my fault! 373 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,472 No, Luke, don't blame yourself! 374 00:17:24,474 --> 00:17:27,324 Please, Brett, I feel cheap enough as it is. 375 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,650 I'm sorry, Emma. 376 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,834 There's only one thing to do. 377 00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:39,785 Brett, I don't think we should see each other anymore. 378 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,831 Have I cherished our time together? 379 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:47,273 Yes. But it's over. 380 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,367 Luke, no! 381 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,698 We'll always have the Jets game. 382 00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:51,099 Luke, don't be rash! 383 00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:53,701 I said it's over! 384 00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,748 What the heck just happened here? 385 00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:03,681 I made a mistake. 386 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,393 I should have never come between you and your boyfriend. 387 00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:07,486 Can you forgive me? 388 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,657 I guess so. 389 00:18:09,659 --> 00:18:11,689 And the truth is, 390 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,791 Brett and I really don't have that much in common. 391 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:18,703 And I think he was only pretending to like Chick Chat. 392 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,728 Emma! Are you saying what I think you're saying? 393 00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:22,670 Yeah, I'm going to break up with him. 394 00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:24,802 He's all yours. (GASPS) Yes! 395 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,714 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 396 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,506 Brett! Come back! The Rangers game is on in twenty minutes! 397 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,712 Okay, this is gonna work. 398 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,724 How can you be sure? 399 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,185 'Cause I got nothing else. 400 00:18:38,548 --> 00:18:41,388 There, they could be twins. 401 00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:43,391 Zuri will never know the difference. 402 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,127 Hey, what happened to Lucy? 403 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,699 Guard your nostrils. 404 00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:55,472 What, Zuri, what do you mean? 405 00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:57,265 Nothing happened to good old Lucy. 406 00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,737 Which is this little gal right here. 407 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,239 Lucy, the bunny. 408 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,542 She looks different. 409 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,224 And her nose is twitching a lot slower. 410 00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:09,347 No, it's not. (CHUCKLES) 411 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,763 Jessie, why are you twitching her nose? 412 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,756 It's just a little game we play, see? 413 00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:22,931 Fun! 414 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:29,935 Okay, I think Lucy and I will just head upstairs. 415 00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:32,899 And not because you're freaking me out at all. 416 00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:37,905 You can stop playing with my nose now. 417 00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:43,909 Sorry. See, I told you she'd believe that's her bunny! 418 00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:47,623 This is not my bunny. 419 00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,587 What makes you think that? 420 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,789 Her spots are coming off, 421 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,660 and she smells like Mom after a hair appointment. 422 00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:59,295 Because, I gave Lucy some low lights. 423 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,269 It really minimizes those ears. 424 00:20:02,272 --> 00:20:03,772 Where is Lucy? 425 00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:05,783 Okay, the truth is 426 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,836 I lost Lucy. 427 00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:10,538 (GASPS) What? 428 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:13,580 Please tell me that's just the name of an old TV show. 429 00:20:14,744 --> 00:20:16,594 (BERTRAM SCREAMING) 430 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,787 BERTRAM: The horror! 431 00:20:18,788 --> 00:20:19,818 The horror! 432 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,390 BOTH: Lucy! 433 00:20:22,392 --> 00:20:23,692 Here, take this. 434 00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:24,823 (SCREAMING) 435 00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:31,859 Bertram, calm yourself, man! 436 00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:33,761 Even I am embarrassed for you, 437 00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:35,973 and I am afraid of safety pins. 438 00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:37,335 Really? 439 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,937 There is nothing safe about them! 440 00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:44,511 Look... Look what that monster left in the dumbwaiter! 441 00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:49,718 (ALL GASP) 442 00:20:49,719 --> 00:20:53,579 Wow! Where did all these bunnies come from? 443 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,933 Uh, that conversation is above my pay grade. 444 00:20:57,787 --> 00:20:59,527 Oh, well, that explains 445 00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:01,759 why no matter how many times I fed her, 446 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,931 Lucy's bowl was always empty. 447 00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:07,873 She was eating for 14, 15, 16! 448 00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,838 Yuck, make that 17. 449 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,513 That's just nasty! 450 00:21:17,647 --> 00:21:19,647 (SIGHS) But the good news is, 451 00:21:19,649 --> 00:21:21,849 Lucy is not dead after all. 452 00:21:21,851 --> 00:21:23,881 Say what now? 453 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,823 That piece of fluff I found in Mrs. Kipling's cage 454 00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:29,856 must have come from Emma's faux fur jacket! 455 00:21:29,859 --> 00:21:30,819 What? 456 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:33,990 Uh-oh, someone drew a hissy fit card. 457 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,673 This innie is outtie! 458 00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:38,827 (RAVI SCREAMING) 459 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,670 Zuri, I'm really sorry I doubted you. 460 00:21:43,673 --> 00:21:46,743 You are an incredibly responsible young lady. 461 00:21:46,736 --> 00:21:47,776 Thanks, Jessie. 462 00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:49,807 Try to remember that 463 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,839 when you go to that meeting with my teacher tomorrow. 464 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,712 What meeting? 465 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:54,843 (WHISPERS) We'll talk. 466 00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:59,716 I can't wait for baseball season! (FOOTBALL PLAYING ONSCREEN) 467 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,689 My dad has Yankees season tickets. 468 00:22:01,691 --> 00:22:04,551 Wait! You're a Yankees fan? 469 00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:06,904 Of course! If you live in New York, you're a Yankees fan. 470 00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:09,326 Unless you're a Mets fan! 471 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,798 Ugh! How do you sleep at night? 472 00:22:13,863 --> 00:22:17,473 In my Yankees jammies, on my Yankees sheets, 473 00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:19,907 under my 27 Yankees World Series pennants! 474 00:22:19,909 --> 00:22:23,669 Which I believe is twenty-five more than your team has. 475 00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:27,884 How dare you! This is over! 476 00:22:27,877 --> 00:22:29,517 Oh, I'm afraid it is. 477 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:31,950 And Brett... 478 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,781 Yeah, Luke? Leave the pizza bites. 479 00:22:36,986 --> 00:22:38,426 Gladly. 480 00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:47,642 Bertram, throw out everything Brett touched. 481 00:22:47,637 --> 00:22:49,597 Great. So, that includes you and Emma. 482 00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:51,069 (LAUGHS) Yes!