1 00:00:05,776 --> 00:00:09,476 And when I earned my final, record-breaking Butterfly Badge, 2 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,310 my mom had my sash be-diamonded! 3 00:00:13,584 --> 00:00:17,354 If she doesn't stop bragging, I'm gonna bury her in that sash. 4 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:23,150 Hey, little Caterpillars, who wants some cocoon juice? 5 00:00:23,154 --> 00:00:24,434 ALL: Ew! 6 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:25,425 It's fruit punch. 7 00:00:27,658 --> 00:00:30,228 Jessie, what are you wearing? 8 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,331 My Armadillo scout uniform. 9 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:35,243 You say that like it's not embarrassing. 10 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:38,466 Hey, an armadillo can survive scorching hot temperatures, 11 00:00:38,469 --> 00:00:42,039 and bravely dodge eighteen-wheelers on the highway. 12 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,372 Which, now that I think about it, 13 00:00:43,374 --> 00:00:46,754 was probably not the best place to sell cookies. 14 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:51,417 So, for old time's sake, you just decided to dress up like roadkill? 15 00:00:51,422 --> 00:00:56,162 No, Zuri has had a little difficulty earning her badges. 16 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:59,457 I even panicked trying to earn the Shoe-Tying Badge. 17 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:02,190 Which way does the stinking rabbit go? 18 00:01:03,494 --> 00:01:05,404 So, I'm gonna offer to help. 19 00:01:05,396 --> 00:01:08,366 I'm sure your troop leader will be thrilled to have me. 20 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,499 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) (BLOWING WHISTLE) 21 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,342 You? I hate you. 22 00:01:14,405 --> 00:01:15,475 Coach Penny? 23 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,346 That's Troop Leader Penny, to you! 24 00:01:17,348 --> 00:01:19,308 Still writing songs about your perfect boyfriend, 25 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:21,280 making us single gals feel bad? 26 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,282 Yes, but I'm guessing you don't want to hear one. 27 00:01:24,355 --> 00:01:26,555 All right, Caterpillars, antennae up! 28 00:01:26,557 --> 00:01:28,617 Let's get this meeting started. 29 00:01:28,619 --> 00:01:30,459 Yes, sir! Hoo-ah! 30 00:01:31,862 --> 00:01:33,862 She calls her mom sir? 31 00:01:33,864 --> 00:01:35,834 Wouldn't you? 32 00:01:35,826 --> 00:01:38,296 (BLOWING WHISTLE) Quiet! 33 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:41,729 Ooh! I notice we have a highly decorated veteran here. 34 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,877 Emma Ross, Monarch first class. 35 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,480 The Emma Ross? 36 00:01:51,482 --> 00:01:53,382 All-time top Butterfly Badge-earner? 37 00:01:53,384 --> 00:01:55,454 And uniform catalog model. 38 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:02,150 Zuri, you had Emma Ross as an example, 39 00:02:02,153 --> 00:02:04,333 and you still haven't even learned the Butterfly handshake? 40 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,595 Butterflies don't have hands! 41 00:02:06,597 --> 00:02:08,357 The whole thing is insane! 42 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:12,260 Who's with me? 43 00:02:12,263 --> 00:02:15,473 Anyway, this weekend's camping trip is the last chance 44 00:02:15,466 --> 00:02:17,406 for some of our slower Caterpillars, 45 00:02:17,408 --> 00:02:20,438 and you know who you are, 46 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,641 to get a badge, and move up to Butterfly. 47 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,553 I have all my badges, Mommy. 48 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:27,577 I mean, sir! 49 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,480 Including the Braggy Pants Badge. 50 00:02:32,483 --> 00:02:34,153 (BLOWING WHISTLE) Quiet! 51 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,934 Talking during the meeting is distracting. 52 00:02:35,926 --> 00:02:38,256 And so is that ridiculous uniform. 53 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,729 Says the woman with a bug on her head. 54 00:02:40,731 --> 00:02:44,601 Back in Texas, there's no greater honor than being an Armadillo scout! 55 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:48,737 Well, that may count in a fly-over state, 56 00:02:48,739 --> 00:02:52,769 but here in the big city that doesn't mean arma-diddly! 57 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,513 You'll see what Armadillo scouts are made of, 58 00:02:54,505 --> 00:02:56,405 because I'm going on that camping trip with Zuri, 59 00:02:56,407 --> 00:02:57,907 and helping her earn a badge! 60 00:02:57,908 --> 00:03:01,278 Well, fine by me. I could use a good laugh. 61 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,952 You could also use some floss. 62 00:03:02,953 --> 00:03:05,223 You've a big hunk of ham stuck between your teeth. 63 00:03:07,218 --> 00:03:10,318 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 64 00:03:10,321 --> 00:03:13,691 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 65 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:17,474 ♪ It feels like a party every day 66 00:03:17,468 --> 00:03:20,828 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 67 00:03:20,831 --> 00:03:24,411 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 68 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:27,775 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 69 00:03:27,778 --> 00:03:31,338 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 70 00:03:31,342 --> 00:03:35,392 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 71 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:38,846 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 72 00:03:38,849 --> 00:03:42,519 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 73 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:43,623 ♪ Hey Jessie 74 00:03:45,856 --> 00:03:47,426 ♪ Hey Jessie 75 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:53,260 ♪ It feels like a party every day 76 00:03:53,264 --> 00:03:56,444 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 77 00:04:02,473 --> 00:04:04,853 You may have bested me in video games, 78 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:08,315 but I will beat you in cricket racing. 79 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:11,519 I doubt it. My cricket's on performance-enhancing lettuce. 80 00:04:13,984 --> 00:04:16,464 Uh oh. Mine hopped away. 81 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,827 Mrs. Kipling will kill me if I lose her lunch. 82 00:04:20,891 --> 00:04:23,761 I am not kidding. My life is constantly in danger. 83 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:26,896 (CHIRPING) 84 00:04:26,897 --> 00:04:28,867 There he is! He's about to jump into Bertram's pot. 85 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,999 No! Do not jump, little fellow! 86 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:36,554 Well, it's official. Bertram's cooking is fatal. 87 00:04:40,351 --> 00:04:43,781 Whoa, you are looking very snazzy, Bertram. 88 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,364 I'm going to the Fairfield Cooking Competition. 89 00:04:46,357 --> 00:04:49,617 I've been tweaking my lobster bisque all day. (CHUCKLES) 90 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:52,862 (GASPS) (BOTH GASP) 91 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:55,033 Perfect! It's alive with flavor! 92 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,667 He has no idea. 93 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,070 What was that? Nothing. 94 00:05:03,073 --> 00:05:05,843 Ravi, I know you'll tell me the truth. 95 00:05:05,836 --> 00:05:07,976 Did you two do something to my soup? 96 00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:11,878 Uh... Absolutely not. 97 00:05:11,882 --> 00:05:13,082 Good. 98 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:15,493 Now if you'll excuse me, 99 00:05:15,486 --> 00:05:18,346 my bisque and I are going to go beat those other butlers 100 00:05:18,349 --> 00:05:19,889 like an egg white fritata! 101 00:05:21,992 --> 00:05:25,362 I cannot believe I lied right to his face. 102 00:05:25,356 --> 00:05:27,596 What a rush! 103 00:05:27,598 --> 00:05:31,458 See? When done correctly, lying is sort of like a super power. 104 00:05:31,462 --> 00:05:33,902 Ooh, perhaps I could make a costume... 105 00:05:33,904 --> 00:05:35,714 With a cape, and boots... 106 00:05:35,706 --> 00:05:36,906 Don't cheapen this. 107 00:05:41,572 --> 00:05:44,682 Now, you put up the cross-poles, set up the support braces, 108 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:46,915 line up the grommets, and you're done! Easy. 109 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:48,447 Easy for you. 110 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,419 I don't even make my own bed! 111 00:05:51,782 --> 00:05:54,892 Okay, I'm going to help you. 112 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:56,655 And by help, I mean do it for you 113 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:57,927 while you keep watch and stay out of my way. 114 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:03,461 Emma, thank you so much for coming on our camp out. 115 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:06,574 I'm always happy to give back to the children. 116 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,567 Who wants to earn their Mani-Pedi Badge? 117 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,769 ALL: Me! 118 00:06:13,404 --> 00:06:14,654 Done! (WHISTLE BLOWING) 119 00:06:16,106 --> 00:06:18,146 Great job, Zuri! 120 00:06:18,148 --> 00:06:20,748 Ah! One Tent Pitching Badge, please. 121 00:06:20,751 --> 00:06:23,811 First the Caterpillar must complete the post-tent pitching quiz. 122 00:06:23,814 --> 00:06:25,794 BOTH: Ugh! 123 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,916 Caterpillar Ross, what is the proper ratio of grommets 124 00:06:28,919 --> 00:06:29,919 to support braces? 125 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,890 Six-to-one. 126 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,062 Cinnamon! 127 00:06:34,024 --> 00:06:35,104 Badge denied! 128 00:06:37,668 --> 00:06:39,168 Look, I don't know about you Armadillos, 129 00:06:39,169 --> 00:06:41,429 but Caterpillar scouts do their own work. 130 00:06:41,432 --> 00:06:43,102 (GASPS) So do Armadillos! 131 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:48,113 And, we can jump 3 to 4 feet in the air when startled! 132 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,978 So will I, if Zuri actually earns a badge this weekend. 133 00:06:50,981 --> 00:06:52,741 Oh, she'll earn a badge. 134 00:06:52,743 --> 00:06:56,053 Zuri Ross is the smartest, most capable little girl I know! 135 00:06:56,046 --> 00:06:58,746 ZURI: Jessie! Help! I'm stuck! 136 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,121 (SCREAMING) 137 00:07:03,794 --> 00:07:07,134 Is there, by any chance, a Falling-in-the-Trash Badge? 138 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:15,735 (GRUNTING) 139 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:23,910 That's odd. Usually, we do that with his food. 140 00:07:23,914 --> 00:07:27,224 I just got disqualified from the cooking competition 141 00:07:27,217 --> 00:07:32,117 because one of the judges discovered a cricket in my lobster bisque! 142 00:07:32,122 --> 00:07:33,552 Luke, I know you did this! 143 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:37,994 No! I assure you, Luke is not the soupy saboteur. 144 00:07:37,988 --> 00:07:39,758 Well, someone did it! 145 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,830 Ravi, don't tell me it was you? 146 00:07:41,832 --> 00:07:45,102 Uh, um... Uh, of course not. 147 00:07:45,095 --> 00:07:48,495 It was a man in a butler's uniform! 148 00:07:48,499 --> 00:07:50,169 We saw him sneaking out! 149 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,670 Really? What did he look like? 150 00:07:53,744 --> 00:07:55,854 Keep it simple. 151 00:07:55,846 --> 00:08:00,706 Well, he was tall with bushy eyebrows... 152 00:08:00,711 --> 00:08:03,511 Giant earlobes and a monocle! 153 00:08:05,716 --> 00:08:08,486 I know that guy! BOTH: You do? 154 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,918 You just described my arch rival, Nigel Pettigrew, 155 00:08:11,922 --> 00:08:13,862 down to the very last detail! 156 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:15,774 I did? He did? 157 00:08:15,766 --> 00:08:18,266 Nigel's always been jealous of my cooking. 158 00:08:18,268 --> 00:08:21,168 He clearly did this to get me thrown out of the contest! 159 00:08:21,171 --> 00:08:23,931 Well, I'm gonna go kick his sticky wicket! 160 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:29,876 (CHUCKLES) Wow, talk about beginning liar's luck! 161 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,010 This is terrible. 162 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:36,292 Because of my lies, Nigel will now feel the mighty wrath of Bertram. 163 00:08:36,286 --> 00:08:37,886 Eh. Better him than us. 164 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,733 With fingerling potatoes, and a side salad. 165 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:49,656 And hurry! All they have to eat here is beans! 166 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:51,960 And we're already down wind from the zoo! 167 00:08:51,962 --> 00:08:53,232 (SNIFFING) Ugh. 168 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,565 Check this out. (LAUGHS) 169 00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:00,769 Remember, with the right bait, 170 00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:02,911 you can get an animal to do whatever you want. 171 00:09:02,913 --> 00:09:06,183 That's why I leave pudding cups for Bertram in the laundry room. 172 00:09:06,176 --> 00:09:08,146 I hope I catch a California roll. 173 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,180 Okay, now swing the rod back, 174 00:09:12,182 --> 00:09:14,552 push the button, and throw it out there. 175 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,264 (WHIRRING) 176 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,956 I think I got one! It's a whopper! 177 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,630 It must be a land shark, because the pond is in front of us. 178 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:24,843 Ow, ow, ow! 179 00:09:27,297 --> 00:09:30,097 I guess I can kiss my Fishing Badge goodbye. 180 00:09:31,301 --> 00:09:32,871 Yeah, and I don't care what we fry this in, 181 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,203 it is not going to taste good. 182 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,248 This guilt is tearing me apart. 183 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,080 I have told so many lies, 184 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,292 I am surprised my pants are not literally bursting into flames! 185 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,618 Ravi, you gotta chill. 186 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:51,660 What's the worst that could happen? 187 00:09:51,662 --> 00:09:52,662 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 188 00:09:54,164 --> 00:09:58,104 I just challenged Nigel to a brutal butler beat down! 189 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,368 I did not see that coming. 190 00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:03,171 That seems a bit rash, does it not? 191 00:10:03,173 --> 00:10:05,243 Nigel says he never touched my bisque. 192 00:10:05,235 --> 00:10:07,175 But you saw him, right, Ravi? 193 00:10:07,177 --> 00:10:08,937 Plain as day. 194 00:10:08,939 --> 00:10:10,139 (GRUNTS) 195 00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:15,954 Why can I not stop? 196 00:10:15,946 --> 00:10:18,286 Because lying is fun. 197 00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:20,118 Pretty soon you'll be running for Congress. 198 00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:25,204 Watch this! 199 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,759 Okay, better. Better. 200 00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:33,261 Good aim! Now, let's work on distance. 201 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:37,005 I'm never gonna get a badge! 202 00:10:37,007 --> 00:10:38,837 Instead of becoming a Butterfly, 203 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,839 I'll be the world's oldest Caterpillar. 204 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,042 That's a lot of orthopedic shoes! 205 00:10:45,275 --> 00:10:47,345 Emma got her Archery Badge. 206 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,047 Make her help me! 207 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,249 I'm busy helping these other girls earn their Knot Badges. 208 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,282 Good! Now get rid of the knot in my neck. 209 00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:57,786 Emma! We're supposed to be roughing it! 210 00:10:57,788 --> 00:11:01,288 I am! They're using unscented lotion. 211 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:04,941 Emma! Get over here and show Zuri how to do this. 212 00:11:04,935 --> 00:11:09,195 Uh, okay, but I may be a little rusty. 213 00:11:09,199 --> 00:11:10,399 You can't be any worse than Zuri. 214 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,442 I think I remember how to do this. 215 00:11:16,006 --> 00:11:17,006 Wait! Stop! 216 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,780 Oh. 217 00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:30,259 Did I hit the target? 218 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:32,190 Nope, but you killed a hat. 219 00:11:34,164 --> 00:11:37,234 Okay, I smell something fishy. 220 00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:40,997 Ooh, my seared scallops are here! Thank you, Louis. 221 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,871 Hey, we're supposed to be roughing it! 222 00:11:42,873 --> 00:11:45,313 Do you see garlic aioli anywhere on here? 223 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,337 I might as well be living in a cave! 224 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,740 Take it back, Louis! 225 00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:54,713 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 226 00:11:56,847 --> 00:11:58,487 I want the truth. 227 00:11:58,488 --> 00:12:01,448 Did you really earn all those badges? 228 00:12:01,451 --> 00:12:04,221 No, what do you think? She bought them online? 229 00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:07,325 Oh my gosh, you bought them online. 230 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,327 (GASPS) 231 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:14,360 Emma Ross, you are demoted to Larva, Third Class. 232 00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:16,314 Surrender your sash. 233 00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:19,007 Okay, 234 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:21,910 but I'm gonna need those diamonds back. 235 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:25,183 Congratulations, Jessie. 236 00:12:25,175 --> 00:12:29,215 You're the worst thing to happen to Butterflies since windshields. 237 00:12:29,219 --> 00:12:31,849 Come, Caterpillars. Let's forage. 238 00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:37,525 Well, at least now I can go home. 239 00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:39,357 Oh, no. 240 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,359 You are gonna camp here and help Zuri earn a badge. 241 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,032 All night? Mmm-hmm. 242 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:45,404 In a tent? 243 00:12:45,395 --> 00:12:47,335 But I can see my bedroom from here! 244 00:12:48,999 --> 00:12:51,299 Wow, I have got to get blinds. 245 00:12:58,849 --> 00:13:01,009 Oh, what a tangled web we weave. 246 00:13:01,011 --> 00:13:03,081 When first we practice to de... 247 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:06,093 ...ar gods, man! Put on some pants! 248 00:13:08,218 --> 00:13:10,188 And, I just got my new screen saver. 249 00:13:13,924 --> 00:13:15,934 Pettigrew. Winkle. 250 00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:17,897 Shall we? 251 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,970 Please, gentleman's gentlemen! 252 00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:24,002 Do not pummel each other into oblivion! 253 00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,235 With fluffy little feather dusters? 254 00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:30,008 Yes! 255 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,510 We shall mercilessly dust each other until the other man yields! 256 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,123 I never yield. 257 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,317 BERTRAM: You also never trim your eyebrows. 258 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,919 It looks like you have two hedgehogs over your eyes! 259 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,963 At least nothing scared the hair on my head, 260 00:13:45,956 --> 00:13:49,226 and made it run to my back! 261 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,059 I don't know what's worse, their shorts, or their trash-talk. 262 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:54,974 The shorts! Ugh! 263 00:13:57,207 --> 00:14:00,367 On the bright side, if they are just tickling each other, 264 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:02,140 no one will get hurt. 265 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,842 That's what you think. 266 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,523 We each put up our most prized possession. 267 00:14:06,516 --> 00:14:08,216 Winner take all! 268 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:10,978 Mine is Her Majesty's favorite teacup, (BERTRAM GASPS) 269 00:14:10,981 --> 00:14:13,251 given to me by the Queen herself, 270 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,593 it's still stained with her black lipstick. 271 00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:19,227 She was going through a bit of a goth phase. 272 00:14:21,892 --> 00:14:24,902 And I put up this. (RAVI GASPS) 273 00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:26,995 Not your sterling silver toast rack 274 00:14:26,997 --> 00:14:29,337 that used to belong to Abraham Lincoln! 275 00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:31,569 Yes, and the matching egg cup! 276 00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:36,013 Oh, no! This just got real! (SOBS) 277 00:14:37,107 --> 00:14:38,377 You said it, sister! 278 00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:42,250 I am a boy. 279 00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:45,062 Of course. And I am Beyonce. 280 00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:56,103 Ugh! This ground is too hard! 281 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,196 Sorry. Next time we'll request pillow-top dirt. 282 00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:02,500 Okay, and you go under and over, 283 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,182 and under and over, and there you have it. 284 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,035 A friendship bracelet! 285 00:15:07,037 --> 00:15:08,577 Oh! Like this? 286 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,981 That's not a friendship bracelet. It's an enemy ball. 287 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:18,045 At least I'm trying to earn my badges. 288 00:15:18,048 --> 00:15:21,018 Oh, yeah? How's that working out for you, empty sash? 289 00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:25,003 (SCREAMING) Ow! Ouch! 290 00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:28,355 All right, that's it! Lights out! 291 00:15:28,358 --> 00:15:30,028 Time to earn our Sleeping Badge. 292 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,200 It's not a real thing. 293 00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:40,368 (WHALE NOISES) 294 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,141 Is that whales? 295 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,454 How deep is that pond? 296 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,116 Oh, that's my noise machine. 297 00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:50,178 I can't sleep without the sounds of nature. 298 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:51,250 We're in the middle of a park! 299 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,981 We're surrounded by nature! 300 00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:54,123 (VEHICLES HONKING) 301 00:15:54,124 --> 00:15:55,664 (POLICE SIREN BLARING) 302 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,085 (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING) 303 00:15:57,087 --> 00:15:57,987 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 304 00:15:57,988 --> 00:15:59,158 Whales it is. 305 00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:03,191 How did you even plug it in? 306 00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:06,343 I ran an extension cord from the lobby. 307 00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:09,696 On the bright side, I now know that's not a snake running up my leg. 308 00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:14,003 (HISSING) Oh, no, wait. It is. 309 00:16:14,004 --> 00:16:15,154 (SCREAMING) 310 00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:23,109 Please, can you both not pull your heads out of your butlers, 311 00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:24,053 and call this off, 312 00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:26,494 so no one loses their prized possession? 313 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,656 Never. 314 00:16:27,657 --> 00:16:30,317 We butlers live by a code. 315 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,190 W-W-M-B-D. 316 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,992 What Would Mr. Belvedere Do? 317 00:16:35,465 --> 00:16:36,525 BOTH: Who? 318 00:16:38,328 --> 00:16:39,568 En garde! 319 00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:42,129 First one who sneezes, loses! 320 00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:46,112 Prepare to spray your shame all over this ring. 321 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,106 (BELL DINGS) 322 00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:58,086 You can do this, Bertram! 323 00:16:58,088 --> 00:17:00,188 You clean my room, so you've got sinuses of steel! 324 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:07,133 Poor Bertram, looks like you're about to sneeze. 325 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,157 Hold it in, Bertram! 326 00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:16,444 Bless you. 327 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:20,206 And next time, please sneeze into your sleeve! 328 00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:23,770 Your Lincoln toast rack and egg cup are mine! 329 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,375 Luke, I cannot let this happen! 330 00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:31,618 Bertram, it was my fault the cricket got into your soup. 331 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,162 What? You lied to me? 332 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,556 Shame on you, Ravi! 333 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,229 Nigel, I'm sorry I accused you of sabotage. 334 00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:44,162 Will you accept my apology? 335 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:48,174 Bertram, you lack grace, manners, and a competent tailor... 336 00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,469 But you do have honor. 337 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,301 I accept your apology. 338 00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:54,803 Thank the gods. 339 00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:56,814 But I'm still taking your stuff. 340 00:17:58,408 --> 00:18:00,078 Victory! 341 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:11,217 I am so sorry, Bertram. Are you mad? 342 00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:14,121 No, Ravi, I'm not mad. 343 00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:15,504 Just very disappointed in you. 344 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:17,796 (SIGHS) 345 00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:22,599 See, he's not mad. All's well that ends well. 346 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,678 (ANIMAL GROWLING) (GROANS) 347 00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:32,841 (GROWLING) (SCREAMING) 348 00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:35,423 What was that? 349 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,315 Emma, please tell me your noise machine has a pterodactyl setting. 350 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:43,290 (SCREAMING) 351 00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:45,863 Do you think that's Coach Penny coming back from the bathroom? 352 00:18:47,157 --> 00:18:48,157 (GROWLING) (SCREAMING) 353 00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:54,161 Permission to panic, sir? 354 00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:55,644 Permission granted. 355 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,835 (SCREAMING) 356 00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:00,168 COACH: Help! That's Coach Penny and Madge! 357 00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:01,610 We've have to do something! 358 00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:03,441 Like crank up the whale sounds to drown them out? 359 00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:07,215 No! We should save them! 360 00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:08,747 Although I could be talked out of it. 361 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,651 (GASPS) 362 00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:20,727 O-M-G, an ostrich must have escaped from the zoo! 363 00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,660 Or people are feeding the pigeons way too much. 364 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,903 You girls stay here! 365 00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:29,195 (GRUNTS) Stupid extension cord! 366 00:19:29,899 --> 00:19:31,639 (GROWLING) (SCREAMING) 367 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,847 Where's Zuri? 368 00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:40,909 Zuri, stop! 369 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,480 Hey, Big Bird! 370 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:46,522 Zuri, no! I can't lose another kid to an angry ostrich! 371 00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:48,616 It's a long story, before I met you. 372 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,690 Here's some vitamin C-ya around, sucker! 373 00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:02,899 Zuri, you saved us! Thank you! 374 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,344 How did you know what to do? 375 00:20:06,336 --> 00:20:08,276 I just remembered what you told me. 376 00:20:08,278 --> 00:20:11,908 With the right bait, you can get an animal to do whatever you want. 377 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,712 Well, Jessie. 378 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,254 I guess there's more to Armadillos than just an ugly uniform. 379 00:20:18,248 --> 00:20:21,218 That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! 380 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,220 Come here. 381 00:20:27,857 --> 00:20:28,927 An orange! 382 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,931 (OSTRICH GROWLING) What the... 383 00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:40,706 And even though she did not earn any traditional badges, 384 00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:43,241 not one, 385 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,282 I am honored to present Zuri Ross 386 00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:48,915 with this special Outwitting an Ostrich Badge. 387 00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:50,448 (APPLAUDING) 388 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,950 Thank you. 389 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,281 Even I don't have that one. 390 00:20:54,284 --> 00:20:58,764 I do! Or I will in three to five business days. 391 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,588 Zuri Ross, you are hereby promoted, with the rest of your troop, 392 00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:03,992 to Butterfly Scout! 393 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,599 Oh! Congratulations, Zuri. 394 00:21:12,602 --> 00:21:15,912 I haven't been this proud since your report card went from Unsatisfactory 395 00:21:15,905 --> 00:21:17,275 to Needs Improvement! 396 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:19,908 Thank you. 397 00:21:19,909 --> 00:21:23,609 This might be a good time to mention that I'm failing math. 398 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,360 Good morning, Bertram. What happened to your head? 399 00:21:34,364 --> 00:21:36,934 I was almost pecked to death by an angry ostrich. 400 00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:40,028 Fine. Do not tell me. 401 00:21:41,771 --> 00:21:46,981 Anyway, I wish to apologize from the bottom of my heart for lying. 402 00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:50,036 So, to make amends, I got something for you. 403 00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:52,879 Thank you, but unless it's my Lincoln toast rack and egg cup, 404 00:21:52,882 --> 00:21:54,882 I'm not interested. 405 00:21:54,884 --> 00:21:57,424 It is your Lincoln toast rack and egg cup. 406 00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,718 Great Gettysburg, it is! 407 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,690 Oh! I recognize the dent 408 00:22:02,692 --> 00:22:04,852 where Mary Todd hurled it at Abe's head 409 00:22:04,854 --> 00:22:06,664 when he complained about his egg being runny! 410 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,998 She was a feisty first lady. 411 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,400 Yes, she was. 412 00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:16,013 How did you get them back? 413 00:22:16,005 --> 00:22:19,935 You didn't hurt Nigel, did you? Although I would be okay with that. 414 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:23,969 No, but I will be dusting his enormous teacup collection 415 00:22:23,973 --> 00:22:25,883 until I go off to college. 416 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,115 Thank you, Ravi. You're a good kid. 417 00:22:28,117 --> 00:22:30,877 While you're dusting, spit in one of those cups for me. 418 00:22:32,582 --> 00:22:34,882 He called me a girl. I will do more than spit in it.